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Spider-Man Has Back Problems

skantman writes "Potentially sad news for Spiderfans. Tobey Maguire has back problems and may have to pull out of the Spider-Man sequel." Since the film was apparently slated to pay him 11M GBP, sucks to be him just as much as us if he doesn't play the part. CT Updated, thats 11M pounds, not USD.

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  1. Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by juanfe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a winning lifestyle endorsement to me...

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    1. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by Mr+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      His latest movie is Seabiscuit in which he plays a jockey. Riding a horse, even just for a movie with a stuntman doing the real work, is dangerous and painful without years of practice.

    2. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by l810c · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meat and lack of yoga are good for the back.

    3. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by djrogers · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dang it, havent they learned anything yet? Superheroes should STAY AWAY from horses!

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    4. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by billybob2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could be the arachnoid mater explained under Spinal Meninges & Spinal Cord

      arachnoid mater is a thin membrane which is pressed against the inner surface of the dura mater by cerebrospinal fluid pressure; (Greek, arachnoids = spider ), the space deep to this layer (subarachnoid space) has a spider web-like appearance

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    5. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by Tribbin · · Score: 3, Funny

      With great power comes great backpains...

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    6. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by henele · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is also the issue of how he bulked up for the Spidey role... He put on quite a bit of wieght for the part and if you rush that kind of development it can be bad for you...

    7. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This wouldn't happen to Superman. Oh, wait.

    8. Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? by Enraged_jawa · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he's a *Spider*, he eats *insects* and some small vertibrates like the other Arachnids. (Although, as a kid in the 70's I had a friend that had a Tarantula that would drink beer from a bottlecap and walk sideways at times.)

  2. That's 11m pounds by WD_40 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not dollars.

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    1. Re:That's 11m pounds by Michael_Burton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, I'd probably sprain my back, carrying around a wallet that heavy.

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  3. uh oh...series syndrome by VinniTheGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like Batman with multiple stars, we now get a chance at Spiderman. For the love of any god out there man, I hope his back heals soon.

    1. Re:uh oh...series syndrome by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      with any luck, they'll get George Clooney to play spiderman, and arnold to play green goblin!

      man that would be great.

      And by Great, I mean 'shut down the franchise'.

      I joke.

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  4. $17 million by wuchang · · Score: 2, Informative

    That figure is wrong.....If he makes the film, he'll be making $17 million not $11 million

  5. No Big Deal by Drunken+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The linked article says Jake Gyllenhaal has been lined-up as a possible replacement. While he was previously typecast into creepy character roles (Donnie Darko and The Good Girl), he proved in Moonlight Mile that he is a thousand times the actor of Tobey Maguire. Not that I wish any suffering on Maguire, but I do believe the sequel would be better off without him.

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    1. Re:No Big Deal by mariox19 · · Score: 2, Informative

      He played the lead in October Sky, didn't he? If that's the case, he would make an excellent replacement, though I still feel sorry for Tobey.

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    2. Re:No Big Deal by RazzleFrog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I totally agree. Jake Gyllenhaal is ten times the actor of Tobey Maguire. When my girlfriend and I watched Spiderman the first time it was right after watching the Good Girl and we immediately said that he would have been a better casting. I think having a slighlty darker Spiderman would improve the series.

    3. Re:No Big Deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Like MASH. Like Bewitched. Like Bond. It can work if you replace the original with a better actor. Batman is a bad example because Michael Keaton just is Batman. It is not possible to get better. I don't get the sense that Tobey just is Spiderman. I thought he was only mediocre.

    4. Re:No Big Deal by Jens_UK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As Wes Bentley was up for the role originally, this may be his shot. Based on his performance in American Beauty, it could be a darker, less happy-go-lucky Spiderman, which I would enjoy.

    5. Re:No Big Deal by donpardo · · Score: 3, Funny

      There were 2 other Batman movies?

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    6. Re:No Big Deal by gotroot801 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two words that might cost Jake Gyllenhaal points: Bubble Boy.

    7. Re:No Big Deal by pizzaman100 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Like Bewitched.

      Both of those actors were dicks.

  6. really? by Lxy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This part confused me:
    "Tobey has experienced mild discomfort in his back, which is in the final stages of healing"

    So, what's the problem? I know his back needs to be fully healed, but if it's in the final stages of healing, why not delay production until it's healed? All too often sequels have alternate actors playing the main characters, and I refuse to see such movies. If Tobey's not in the sequel, I probably won't see it.

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  7. Damn. by Yoda2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have back problems too so I suppose I'm out of the running for his slot.

  8. Re:� NE $ by jmauro · · Score: 2, Informative

    $17.2 million. In US currency.

  9. CGI to the rescue? by Greedo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Almost all of the cool Spidey stuff in the first movie was CGI anyway, so what is it exactly that Mr. Macguire can't do? Pose?

    Do you really need that much back muscle to kiss a dripping wet Kirsten Dunst?

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    1. Re:CGI to the rescue? by merlin_jim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you really need that much back muscle to kiss a dripping wet Kirsten Dunst?

      I don't think it's the back muscle that is strained by kissing a dripping wet Kirsten Dunst.

      And I do think I could suck up a little back pain for the opportunity.

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    2. Re:CGI to the rescue? by larien · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dripping wet Kirsten Dunst... MMmmmmmm

      Oops, wrong muscle...

    3. Re:CGI to the rescue? by Columbo · · Score: 4, Funny

      After having seen Kirsten Dunst wet, I believe it is _HER_ that needs the back muscles. :)

      Columbo

    4. Re:CGI to the rescue? by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like you pulled it all right ...

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    5. Re:CGI to the rescue? by Sabalon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Spiderman droned on about responsibility coming with power

      Wasn't that part of the whole basis of spider man?

      He decided one night not to stop a theif even though he had the power to, and that guy ended up killing his uncle.

    6. Re:CGI to the rescue? by pherris · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jeeze, with the quality of CGI today they could get Christopher Reeves to fill couldn't they?

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    7. Re:CGI to the rescue? by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Funny

      How could I? I haven't seen the movie yet. :)

      Besides, Spidey started in what - 1963 - what's the statute of limitations on spoiler warnings :)

  10. ah, doesn't suck so bad to be him by caveat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since the film was apparently slated to pay him 11M, sucks to be him just as much as us if he doesn't play the part.

    Yeah, I'm sure he's *completely* broke after the first Spider-Man...I don't recall it doing hrribly well or anything :P

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    1. Re:ah, doesn't suck so bad to be him by 91degrees · · Score: 2

      Didn't it officially make a loss? Most films do, after all.

  11. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

    *cough*organicwebshootersnotincomic*cough*

  12. Not Entirely Out by Grip3n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Note that the article states Toby might not be up to performing "difficult" stunts - which is just fine. We're not going to be able to tell if that's Toby or someone else under that suite with the mask on. Realistically, his back problems, which by the way are in "in the final stages of healing" according to the article, should not pose such a threat as to completely disabling him from acting altogether. If you want to make a bet, Toby is going to be in the sequel.

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  13. What next? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aqua Man drowning in his tub?

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  14. Replacement by brood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The guy they've got up to replace him is Kirsten Dunst's current boyfriend. You might know him as the star of that movie Bubble Boy.

  15. Materialist scum by psicE · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about, sucks to be him not because he's going to lose $11 million in potential earnings, but because he has back problems, and loses an opportunity to do what he likes best? He already got paid a shitload of money for the first movie. Spider-Man 2 or not, he's still one of the richest people in the country. And as soon as his back heals, he'll be right back on the silver screen, doing stunts and earning money galore.

    God. I feel bad for him because as an actor, he undoubtedly loves his work, and it's unfair that he loses such a great opportunity to use his talent. I don't feel bad for him because he's only a multi-millionaire instead of a multi-multi-millionaire.

  16. Mild discomfort by Jarlsberg · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article says Maguire is experiencing a mild discomfort in his back after doing two physically intensive movies. Really - if I were him, mild discomfort wouldn't stop me from doing the movie. :)

  17. Who said he's wearing a suit? by oneiros27 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From my memory of the first one, he wasn't wearing the suit for all of the stunts. I don't know what they consider to be 'difficult', but it's entirely possible that there might be parts of the movie in which the character Peter Parker would have to use his abilities when he's not wearing the disguise.

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  18. Re:� NE $ by SScorpio · · Score: 2, Informative

    Currently ~$17,191,872.77 USD The current exchange rate is 1 GBP = 1.56290 USD. Odd that the Canandian Dollar recently rose in value to 1.48 CND = 1 USD. I was 1.54-1.56 = 1 for a long time.

  19. Replacement AHHH! by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to Variety.com, The Good Girl star Jake Gyllenhaal has been lined-up as a possible reserve.

    So I figurred I'm already there I might as well click the link see if I recognize the replacement actor. Behold my suprise whent the page loaded and I saw George Bush staring back at me!

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  20. What the big deal? by srboneidle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I quite like it when they change the actor in series of movies - it adds a bit of variety. It doesn't detract from the movie itself (if the actors chosen are up to the challenge of course).

    Take James Bond - does it really matter that Sean Connery doesn't play the lead in all of them? Some of the 'James Bonds' have been better than others, but still fun nonetheless.

    Having said that though, I wouldn't want to lose £11 million either...

    1. Re:What the big deal? by TrollBridge · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course, it could fail miserably as well.

      Hell, just look at Batman after Michael Keaton! I believe I have proven my point (though the departure of Tim Burton from the series also contributed to the downfall of the Batman movie franchise).

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    2. Re:What the big deal? by davmct · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But this freakish casting is exactly what killed the Batman series...

    3. Re:What the big deal? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wish people would stop saying that.

      Has anyone even watched what the director did to the colors, the theme, the riddler? Batman went from a deep, dark, brooding near killer to a vehicle to sell breakfast cereal and toys due to pressure from Kenner and parents groups. Keaton left, but so did Burton, Elfman, and a host of other talents who contributed greatly to the overall feel of the first two movies.

      Batman was too popular to not get sunk by special interests. Keaton jumping ship didn't really matter: Clooney played a wonderful batman in "From Dusk till Dawn," and Kilmer fit the strong silent persona rather well. But the movie they were starring in, and in fact the role they were written, had intentionally lost the edge which made the series popular in the first place... Companies didn't like parents having to explain to children why catwoman was electrocuting the bad guy with a tazer while putting her tongue down his throat on the cover of batman cereal.

      Star Wars suffered the same fate. What made it great was the collaboration of people working to it's strengths, but once it became legend external considerations (such as enormous egos) got in the way of quality filmmaking.

  21. Tobey Maguire may pull out of Spider-Man by joel8x · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Tobey Maguire may pull out of Spider-Man" - Thats the title of the linked article. Am I the only one who thinks that sounds funny?

    I gotta grow up.

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  22. he doesn't have to do his own stunts by Xpilot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't Spider-Man wear a MASK? A stunt double doesn't even need to look like him! What's the problem here?

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  23. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by samhalliday · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and was it not a nuclear power plant he went to in the comic, and got bitten by a nuked-spider; in the film the class went to a superspider-making factory

    which leaves wide-open the possibility of new spidermen since not only did the spider run away... but they also know how to make the same spider again

    other than that, i agree... it was pretty true to the cominc, relatively speaking of course (cartoon example: He-Man... uuughh!)

  24. Publicity stunt...? by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if this is actual "news" or simply a poorly-disguised press release. If it is the latter, then I think that they succeded at generating a "buzz" around the upcoming Spiderman movie.

    (fly-pun not intended, but I am claiming it.)

    1. Re:Publicity stunt...? by Sanga · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you are right on the money.

      Am I the only one that does not like Mr. Macguire? I found him wanting in SpiderMan and in Cider House Rules -- there was something missing, dunno what. John Irving's Homer was a boy who grew into a man: I did not see that in the movie. Even with a naked Charlize Theron on the bed, he could not convince me that he was passionate about her.

  25. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by operagost · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't understand that change myself. It killed his geek factor. The fact that he built his own webshooter in the comics showed he was smart and creative instead of just nerdily unpopular.

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  26. Re:correction by lubricated · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't suck to be him. It sucks to be me. I would love to be him. So he doesn't get 11 million pounds today, big fucking deal. I won't get 11 million pounds ever.

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  27. Corrections (Reuters, Hollywood Reporter, AICN) by iRobogeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    First off, it's $17M. ;-) And there's updated info and clarification at Yahoo/Reuters, AICN, and Yahoo/Hollywood Reporter. Don't panic or freak out. This looks like a rumor that got out of control, and is now being actively denied by the powers-that-be.

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  28. Jake Gyllenhaal Creepy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

  29. Perhaps... by KoolDude · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...he was bitten by a black widow spider. :)

    From the site:

    Symptoms...
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    Muscle pain and cramps, especially of the shoulders, back, thighs, abdomen, or chest
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  30. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by HouseOfMisterE · · Score: 2, Funny

    The movie may have conveyed (to you) the tone of the comic, but it was far from faithful.

    The biggest variance from established continuity is the organic web shooters. Peter Parker was a science whiz and created mechanical web shooters in the comic. I read that Sam Raimi (the director) didn't think that the movie viewers would buy the fact that Parker could be smart enough to make mechanical web shooters. Nevermind the fact that the movie viewers were expected to buy the fact that an irradiated spider could bite you and give you spider powers. Oh, and shouldn't the bite have resulted in Parker shooting webs from his ass? Spiders don't even have arms.

    E.

  31. Correction by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now that I looked at the right place, the USD value of 11m GBP is $17,406,247.58.

    His negotiated salary is probably about $17.5m when it was signed.

    Now it REALLY sucks to be him if his back goes out.

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  32. "Mr. Maguire has mild back problems" by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Translation from Hollywood-ese: "We know we just stuck it to you for $11 large, but our client has his $10,000 a day Fabrege Egg habit to support, so we thought we'd try and up the price by another $3 million. OK?"

  33. Of all the submissions slashdot receives... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...this is selected? It's not even news (he "may" pull out but he hasn't...whoopee...it's vapor news) but even more so, why is this slashdot newsworthy?

    Well, since we're all here anyway, as a service to slashdot's heterosexual male readers I present Mary Jane (safe for work):

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  34. Re:not compared to superman he doesnt by RLiegh · · Score: 2

    That may be bad taste but I'm tired of all those stories about how brave Christopher Reeve is for being crippled. As far as I know he doesnt have any choice in the matter.

    Reeve doesn't get publicity for being handi-capable. He gets publicity for doing something, instead of sitting in the corner whinging.

    And that he does have a choice in.
  35. Yeah, but.... by EHUDs_Rhino · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have back problems. I injured my back about a year ago carrying something heavy. It hurts a lot.

    But if you think I'd let that come between me and Kirsten Dunst, you're an idiot.

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  36. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by rworne · · Score: 4, Funny

    And now there's no reason for the "low on web fluid" plots.

    All he has to do now is massage his spidey-prostate and he's good to go.

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  37. Re:Isn't that...... by Dman33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Right, but who gets to kiss Kirsten then????

    Time to find that old "Stunt Doubling for Dummies" book...

  38. Poor baby! by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    sucks to be him just as much as us if he doesn't play the part.

    Yeah, it's not like he doesn't have 10+ million in the bank right now...oh, wait, he does. Never mind.

  39. Painkillers by forged · · Score: 4, Funny

    For 11 million pounds (or even dollars) I would stuff myself with painkillers, keep my mouth shut about the pain and pocket the money ! What's the big deal ? =)

  40. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think they were trying to move away from the "this is completely unplausible" factor. I mean the movie already requires a gigantic suspension of disbelief, now we have to believe that this kid is going to whip up a neat little gadget the military would just pop a fucking boner over so high-pressure that it would detonate in their metaphorical pants. And he does this what, in a week or two in his bedroom? My asssssss. That seemed goofy to me even when I was a kid.

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  41. Tobey you bastard by Winterblink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some people will do anything to get a backrub by Kirsten Dunst

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  42. Too Bad! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Firstly: For 17 Million bucks, he can suck it up and take one for the team...

    Secondly: Good thing spiderman wears a mask... Hey Tobey, if you read Slashdot... they're called "stunt doubles"

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  43. Oh, come on. by dmorin · · Score: 4, Funny
    Brandon Lee was frickin *dead* and he still finished The Crow.

    Christopher Reeve walked in that commercial.

    Sounds like CGI time to me. That is, where a regular stuntman won't serve the same purpose.

  44. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by hazem · · Score: 4, Informative

    Stan Lee (Spiderman Creator) was interviewed last year on NPR's Fresh Air.

    I don't remember the details, but Terri Gross asked him about changes in the movie, and this was one he brought up. I think in the end, he decided it didn't bother him very much. He figured that it would take up too much screen-time to go through the whole process of him inventing his web-shooters.

    The interview can be heard at:
    http://freshair.npr.org/guest_info_fa.jhtml?name=2 002/stanlee

    (I see a space in the "2002" of the URL above when I preview this - is this a slashdot problem?)

  45. Re:Please say it ain't so!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then they come out with The Hulk. True, the web shooters were dropped because they weren't plausible during this time and age. But the parent/parent was talking about "true to comics" in which Peter made the shooters.

    They chose to steer away from the shooters not thinking about anotomy (spider's that is). They should have made him shoot webs from his ass... then he would have been stuck wearing those red ass-flap long johns.

  46. couple of notes by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1)this is an article for variety, not /.
    2)You can't use CGI for close ups.
    3)In the first movie he was upside down for some shots. try that with back pain.
    4)some shots can take hours. Imagine walking into the same room, over and over again, all day long. Now add sharp back pains. now you have back spasms.
    5)Would you really want to put more strain on your back then you haad to if it meant you may not be able to do what you love doing for the rest of your life?

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  47. Rumour debunked? by Markgor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently, Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool "reports" that the rumour is simply a rumour.

  48. This makes me appreciate the Matrix folks! by Zathras11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    During training for the first film, Hugo
    Weaving was discovered to have some kind
    of tumor in his hip (I believe) which
    required surgery. In addition, Keanu
    Reeves was coming off of neck surgery.
    Come on Tobey, suck it up dude!

  49. Me me me! by retro128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take his place for $5M. I know it's a sacrifice, but what a deal for the studio! *ahem* "With great power comes great responsibility"

    Thank you, thank you very much.

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  50. Taco can't do math... by stygar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since when did the rate of exchange for Pounds Sterling drop to one for one with (preseumably) US dollars? £11 million is worth more like $17 million (USD).

  51. Re:Same thing happenned to Barry Gibb by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I saw BB King recently, a killer concert, but he sat all the way through. He can walk, just can't stand for extended periods of time.

  52. Re:First Superman, now Spiderman... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, you better not tell me that Batman has cancer or anything...

    Holy inflamed prostate, Batman!!!

  53. Just a rumor by bonch · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to this, Tobey is fine and the sequel is a go. This was just a rumor going around. Why is Slashdot posting movie rumors? If we're gonna do that, at least keep up with the current Superman fiasco at Warner Bros....

  54. Damn by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    What has happened to all our "Super Heroes"?

    First Superman gets paralyzed - now Spidey throws a disc!!!

    Whats next - Wonder Woman gets Breast Cancer!?!?

  55. Re:Same thing happenned to Barry Gibb by mu_wtfo · · Score: 2, Funny

    BB King - Love that man. It's true, he sits on a stool the entire show, with Lucille on his lap. Let me tell ya - that makes things *really* easy for the guys who run the followspots. Set it and forget it! Willie Nelson, too, although I suspect that in his case, it's because he's too stoned to safely move, so he just stands still.
    (note to mods - this is only a little offtopic - it still deals with how physical infirmity can affect a performance)

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  56. Re:Isn't that...... by DroppedPacket · · Score: 2, Informative
    Even Jacky [sic] Chan uses stunt doubles now.

    I hear Jackie Chan say he only uses the stunt doubles for some scenes in his American movies because the insurance underwriters demand it. No insurance (for movie completion) no movie. The Hong Kong movies are still him. (Last I heard at least.)

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  57. If he used a bank his back feel better... by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean gee whiz, not even Spiderman should be carrying around 11 million pounds in cash!!!

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  58. Bah! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're one of those people who said "for twenty-two-million, *I'd* get into the ring with Mike Tyson." The fact is, nobody would be willing to pay $22M to see you or me box with Mike Tyson, or even whatever greatly reduced sum his opponents are drawing these days.

    Same goes for someone like Toby McGwire. I would be happy to do a movie for $11M pounds. I'd go through back pains, and possibly even severe risk to my future health, for that kind of money. But a big time actor knows what kind of money he or she can draw, and $11M for a movie (especially one that could knock McGwire out of three or four others) might not be the best use of his time.

    I thought he did a terrific job in the first movie, and I hope he can swing the sequel. *ducks*

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  59. This looks like a job for ... by bryanp · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... stunt doubles, CGI and demerol.

    What? You were expecting Superman?

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