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Flaw Delays Shipment Of New 'Canterwood' Pentium 4

bigal3du writes "Hardware-Unlimited has posted new information from Intel that they will be delaying the shipment of the new Pentium 4 3Ghz with an 800Mhz FSB. An Intel spokesman contacted Hardware-Unlimited early this morning to let the publication know that performance "anomolies" have been discovered, at the last minute, in validation testing and the processor will be temporarily delayed for shipment. Full details on Hardware-Unlimited.com Forums..." ninenet points to this PC Magazine article which explains the things that characterize the new chip and also mentions the delay.

196 comments

  1. Funny by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 4, Funny

    we start OUT the day telling us how cool the chip is, and END the day telling us the REAL story

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    1. Re:Funny by mahdi13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Intel chip delayed due to a flaw...like that never happens, suprised they didn't ship it anyway like with the PIII's

      Oh wait...that was a 'feature'

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    2. Re:Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey moron, the articles are talking about different chips. Canterwood is the new northbridge, and it is just fine. The stepping of the P4 is having problems.

  2. Bah by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    In 1980 I had a 1.023 MHz Apple ][+ and I could type ~70 WPM. Intel is pushing 3+ GHz chips and I can still only type ~70 WPM.

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    1. Re:Bah by Carbonite · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmmm... Perhaps these new words are a million time longer?

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    2. Re:Bah by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but the rest of the processing power is to compensate for the extra OS overhead, so you still get the same snappy feel as you did with the II+.

      You seem to be under the impression you need a faster processor so you can get things done faster. The real reason is so you can get things done just as fast without regressing :). It's like swimming upstream against a strong current.

      Jason
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    3. Re:Bah by addaon · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      If nothing else, they use a million times more pixels. Apple //c vs. Apple 23" Cinema. My, how we've grown.

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    4. Re:Bah by wik · · Score: 1

      Nope, the words went from 8-bit to 32-bit. Just a 4-fold increase.

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    5. Re:Bah by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      Actually, 3GHz is 3002,933 times faster than 1,023 MHz... Not 1 million times faster.
      Then again, it's new hyper threading vs. old well... Mac... Maybe it is 1 million times faster after all...
      Or maybe the words grew more complex and thus it takes more time for the human mind to proofread anything that pops out from Office autocirrection schemas...

    6. Re:Bah by philovivero · · Score: 5, Funny

      In 1980, I had a TRS-80 CoCo where I could hold the "page-down" key and the text would fly by as fast as I could watch it.

      Now I have a P4 2.4GHz machine, and when I hold down page-down, my whole machine grinds to a halt as my Rube Goldberg-like operating system tries to phone home to Microsoft about my text paging habits.

    7. Re:Bah by u19925 · · Score: 1

      grow up. we count clicks/second nowadays or is it ticks/second? whatever it is, 3 billion is the answer. WPM? I thought, we obsoleted those ugly English units in favor of French SI units. No, wait... I guess, again we are boycotting French units and adopting English units.

    8. Re:Bah by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Get a better keyboard! It'll cost less than a new computer.

      Hmm, unfortunately, their Dvorak-labeled version seems to be out of production. Well, the QUERTY version has a button to switch the keymapping. Just add some keyboard labels (for you non-touch-typists), and you are all set.

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    9. Re:Bah by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

      And just how long have you been using Windows?

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    10. Re:Bah by GreenHell · · Score: 3, Informative

      3 GHz = 3000 MHz.
      3 GHz != 3096 MHz
      Therefore
      3000 Mhz / 1.023 MHz = 2932.551

      MHz and GHz are base 10. Base 2 is for memory.

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    11. Re:Bah by Jason1729 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And just how long have you been using Windows?

      Oh..Since 1993 or so. I've also been using Linux since 1995. Are you implying that Linux today is no more bloated than it was in 1995? Can I run Linux and a word processer on a 1MHz 6502 CPU? I had the SuperText word processor on my Apple; it had most of the major features a modern word processor has and it would run perfectly on that 6502 under ProDOS.

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    12. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In 1980 I had a 1.023 MHz Apple ][+ and I could type ~70 WPM. Intel is pushing 3+ GHz chips and I can still only type ~70 WPM.

      Hmm ..

      Have you tried Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor? It may help.

      http://www.mavisbeacon.com/

    13. Re:Bah by lakeland · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Linux was never written to run on the 6502. As I'm sure you're aware from '95, it was written to take advantage of the amazing memory management features just introduced in the 80386. As for bloat between 2.4.20 and the first kernels, yes bloat has increased. The most obvious examples are buffers have changed default sizes to the point a 386 wouldn't be able to fit them. But the bloat isn't significant (less than an order of magnitude) -- it would be very strange for someone to say "I'm not going to upgrade to 2.6 because my computer can only fit 2.4".

    14. Re:Bah by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Nope, the words went from 8-bit to 32-bit. Just a 4-fold increase.

      Wait a second, I thought the words were the same, and they were just using more bits to represent them.....

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    15. Re:Bah by anarxia · · Score: 1

      Not to mention you could do a dir and read everyhing. Now we need pagers!

    16. Re:Bah by reinard · · Score: 1

      While the Dvorak(only)-labeled version is currently out of stock (not out of production.. they are just waiting on the factory), they do have a DUAL labeled version (ie both DVORAK and QWERTY labeled). All versions come with the ability to switch from DVORAK to QWERTY (and back), and if you have a version that only has either labeling, you can get a set of alphabet stickers with it for free that work very well.

      And I can only second that getting this keyboard will help your aching fingers. I love it ;)

      (disclaimer: yes, i do maintain their website... so i am associated with them. nevertheless i think it's a great keyboard. get one!)

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    17. Re:Bah by kasperd · · Score: 1

      I could type ~70 WPM.

      70 words per minute? That is fast! Are you sure you didn't mean 70 characters per minute?

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    18. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mavis Beacon. Now THAT'S a hot woman. Seriously, if she'd just stop typing for a second, I would HIT IT. Home position, baby.

    19. Re:Bah by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Bah! Infidel! Use a Post Ban Dvorak like God^H^H^HIBM wants you to!

    20. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn - that is a whack troll, bitch. You're a faggot, and most likely a loser as well.

    21. Re:Bah by pmz · · Score: 1

      Intel is pushing 3+ GHz chips and I can still only type ~70 WPM.

      I type a measly 35 WPM or so, and have occasionally found myself typing faster than Word will accept input. This is on 500MHz to 750MHz class computers. I'm not sure what Word is doing behind the scenes (leaky abstractions?), but it can't be pretty. It almost seems that Word typesets the whole page or document with every character typed. Ah, the dillema of WYSIWYG.

      Seriously, though, you have a good point, where the problem of data entry was solved long long ago. Now-a-days, getting interrupted 350 or so times a minute must get really boring, where there's potentially 8.5 million idle cycles between keystrokes on a 3GHz CPU.

    22. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1980? CoCo?

      You could only have three or four pages of text in that thing--no wonder the pages flew by!

      Save a blank document in Word. It's bigger than the CoCo's main memory.

      JD

    23. Re:Bah by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      I won a county type-off at 67.6 wpm...hehe, seriously. I was a two-finger typist extraordinaire because of my Commodore 64, and proper technique came to me quickly when I enlisted in the mandatory business class (typing). There are, of course, plenty of people dramatically faster than 70wpms, especially those using more efficient keyboard layouts (Dvorak, or the shorthand style that legal secretaries use, etc).

    24. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add some more memory, doofus.

  3. Check out HardOCP by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

    People there are OCing their 2.4B Northwood SLRZ's to 3.6ghz/ 200mhz FSB on granite bay boards. All that is missing is Hyper Threading, but the 2.4B's only cost $160 and the boards... about $180.

    1. Re:Check out HardOCP by grub · · Score: 1


      All that is missing is Hyper Threading

      The quad pumped 800 MHz bus is also missing..

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    2. Re:Check out HardOCP by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. It's not. He said they oc'd the FSB to 200 mhz, and 200 x 4 = 800.

  4. Maybe No Glitch At All? by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This comes from The Inquirer. A wild rumor is that there's only a small glitch and in actuality Intel just doesn't have enough stock to make the shipment. Either way, it's not good news for Intel's stock. But which is worse? Running into a problem in testing OR miscalculating how many units you need? I say the miscalculation represents more of a fundamental problem whereas a snag in testing is to be expected.

    Ah, here's the text:
    "Japanese web site PC Watch today claimed that Intel has put a stop to general shipments of the Pentium 4 3GHz and 800MHz chipset products because of a glitch discovered during testing.

    If the report is correct - and we've contact Intel for clarification - it's rather an embarrassing admission.

    The Japanese site thinks that Intel is using a small glitch as an excuse and in actual fact the problem is a severe limitation in supplies of the chipset and CPU.

    Intel's embargo on the Canterwood chipset, which uses the 800MHz front side bus expired just a few hours ago, and there are already dozens of reviews of the product all over the world wide wibble."

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    1. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by beatniklew · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, producing too few of a product is potentially a lot more easily corrected than fixing a glitch in the hardware.

    2. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by mattyohe · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Inquirer like everyone else has updated their story...:

      Update It would appear that the original version of the story was correct. Intel has put the 800MHz FSB 3.0GHz P4 on hold. We received the following statement from Intel: "Due to recent analysis, and given our commitment to quality, Intel will be placing the Pentium 4 processor at 3.00 GHz with an 800MHz bus on ship hold temporarily. In the course of our final testing in our validation lab environment, we have observed an anomaly on a very small number of the 800MHz bus processors. We are working to understand and resolve the issue and we hope to ship this new processor as soon as possible."

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    3. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

      They've updated it with a statement from Intel - not the most impartial judge of events, right? If they're a rumor about a company and some statement from the PR staff at the company, ten times out of ten, I am more interested in the rumor. The PR release is just fluff.

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    4. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [I]But which is worse? Running into a problem in testing OR miscalculating how many units you need?[/I] You obviously never tried to buy a PS2 when they first came out...

    5. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by pmz · · Score: 1

      "Due to recent analysis, and given our commitment to quality, ...

      If they are so committed to quality, why do their CPUs have more published errata than their competitors? I read that the Pentium, for example, had dozens of errata, but that the UltraSPARC, for example, had about five or so.

    6. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But which is worse? Running into a problem in testing OR miscalculating how many units you need? I say the miscalculation represents more of a fundamental problem whereas a snag in testing is to be expected.

      Looks like they did both. Maybe from now on Intel will think again about beta testing their own processors in the shipping department.

    7. Re:Maybe No Glitch At All? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you like to gobble the cocks of small dogs. If you'd get over that fetish perhaps they'd reduce the number of bugs? Take some responsibility for christ' sake!

  5. This is not true by Mohammed+Al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    This article is a fabrication. The chip was never delayed. The blood of the rival chip makers was shed on the walls of Baghdad.

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  6. Trouble in Pentiums and Cartman got anal probed by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is this a rerun?

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  7. stupid blue man group by Cached+Hit · · Score: 1, Funny

    guess they cantership it...

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  8. w00t by iosmart · · Score: 1

    haha, i'll take any mistake processors they might have produced between this morning and now!

    1. Re:w00t by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      w00t? Don't you mean F00F?

  9. Intel: Where Quality Is Job 0.99999999567 by tuffy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, had to say it :)

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    1. Re:Intel: Where Quality Is Job 0.99999999567 by furchin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, by my calculations, Quality is job 0.99999999572, but then again, I'm on a Celeron.

  10. No Wonder by Gefiltefish11 · · Score: 3, Funny


    It's no surprise that they've had problems. "Canterwood" just has a bad sound to it. The working name will probably doom the product to failure. Next thing you know, we'll all be hearing about the "Canterwood" effect of hardware failure...

    1. Re:No Wonder by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Try saying it in a cockney accent for full effect :)

      Plus if it's wood it can burn?

    2. Re:No Wonder by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      "Canterwood" just has a bad sound to it.

      I agree. Sounds too much like "Cantankerous", which is the last thing that a northbridge should be.

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  11. Paper Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really think they found "show stopper" bugs on the Sunday night before the Monday release??? ...... RIIIIGHHHTTTTTT
    This is a PR stunt to have the fastest possible processor "released" to the public. It's a game and you nerds played right into it.

    Enjoy

    1. Re:Paper Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stay tuned for tomorrow's press release:
      Sorry for the delay ... we were wrong. No bugs. We actually DO have the fastest processor available. Click here to buy one.
  12. Well duh... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Flaw Delays Shipment Of New 'Canterwood' Pentium 4

    Frankly I'm suprised a CPU made of wood would work at all.

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    1. Re:Well duh... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Frankly I'm suprised a CPU made of wood would work at all."

      Hey man, don't knock wood.

      This technology is actually quite fascinating. Not only is it very reliable, but it's also low voltage and resistant to random bit flippings caused by radiation etc.

      Check out this extreme closeup image of the processor, you'll see what I mean.

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    2. Re:Well duh... by tuffy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Frankly I'm suprised a CPU made of wood would work at all.

      Intel is simply branching out into new technologies.

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    3. Re:Well duh... by Cutie+Pi · · Score: 1

      Come on now!

      Given this story on Chicken-Feather chips, is wood really that much of a stretch?

    4. Re:Well duh... by CyberKnet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently with advanced use of wires you can have 100% accurate branch prediction. I have also heard it whispered that it is extremely environmentally friendly when formed from plantation trees... used in conjunction with the new fab process "chipper", one tree can produce thousands of "chips" suitable for use with "boards", which are made from the same substance.

      Amazing stuff, really.

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    5. Re:Well duh... by OtisSnerd · · Score: 1
      Here' the perfect computer for a wooden CPU:

      http://www.mystique.net/amish.html

      The Amish Laptop...

    6. Re:Well duh... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Frankly I'm suprised a CPU made of wood would work at all.
      Don't be surprised -- this is, after all, the company that mastered making CPUs out of celery.
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    7. Re:Well duh... by traskjd · · Score: 1

      "Hey man, don't knock wood."

      You so know Intel has held it back because they didn't realise wood was a little bit more flamable than metal :D

    8. Re:Well duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "abicus.jpg" good to see the quality of education in the US when a professional site can't spell abacus.

  13. Translation by RLiegh · · Score: 1
    An Intel spokesman contacted Hardware-Unlimited early this morning to let the publication know that performance "anomolies" have been discovered

    Microsoft and Sun are commiting to buying AMD's 64 bit chip...Oh Shit!!
  14. Intel distances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Intel distances themselves again from the Athlon."

    Or not. :)

    Sorry. Had to take a cheap shot at an Intel fanboy (OldGrayDave).

  15. Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'm an all ATI-AMD-LINUX shop now. none of your wintelvidas here!

    1. Re:Sorry by Wiz · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it is NVIDIA-AMD-LINUX and not ATi. I don't recall any ATi chipsets working on AMD, nor do I recall Nvidia's chipsets working on Intel's chipsets (we'll exclude that X-Box as that isn't a PC, it is a console that happens to be quite like a PC).

      Having said that. In 32-bit land, Intel have been doing well for themselves recently and have taken over the speed crown in x86 land as it stands currently. This is a set back for Intel though as AMD's new baby might take the speed crown back, we'll find out in just over a week....

  16. Re:Bah - mod him up funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Learn /.ers... this is good humour.

    It's not lame formulaic moft bashing. it's genuine.

  17. Uh oh by hawkbug · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully it's not another "math bug", where 2 x 2 = 4.1267999999!

    1. Re:Uh oh by ThatWeasel · · Score: 1

      Intel forgot that 2 + 2 = 5.

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    2. Re:Uh oh by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Who could forget the most famous math bug, the falacy that suggests that pi =~ 3.14159265... one, when pi is actually just 3.

  18. Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by drgroove · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... its great to see Intel take the initiative on their product and prevent a chip w/ even a minor flaw from entering the marketplace. While their stock price might take a minor hit today on the news that shipment has been delayed, imagine the fiasco down the line if thousands of flawed processors were in the wild, and Intel had to do a recall? FWIW, this was the "Right Thing To Do".

    If only other prominent tech companies (*cough* *microsoft* *cough*) would take this sort of lead and ensure that only products which were found to be free of flaws entered the market, instead of releasing half-baked products and using the customer base as guinea pigs... just imagine how better off we'd all be...

    1. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "If only other prominent tech companies (*cough* *microsoft* *cough*) would take this sort of lead and ensure that only products which were found to be free of flaws..."

      Have you ever actually been part of the development process? In case you haven't, let me give you a little hint: the customer is always a wildcard.

      I remember Front Page ... I think it was 98 was reported to have a flaw that could wipe out your hard drive. Sounds nasty, doesn't it? Hardly. What happened was somebody was creative. When they created a website, they chose the root of their C drive to store it. Deciding there was too much garbage there, they wiped out all the folders. And blammo.

      What you're suggesting is about as insightful as saying that only good movies should be released.

    2. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by GebsBeard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anyone with any memory at all remembers the infamous pentium bug of years back. These things happen and as they pack more transistors onto their chips we can expect the number of hardware bugs to climb as well. Many of them are never even caught because they're never seen. Intel got hit with a firestorm of bad publicity before and are just covering their a$$es. Its frankly good business.

    3. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by drgroove · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, seeing as I'm a professional software developer, I think I've been part of a development process before.

      I was not in any way saying that only perfect software/hardware should be released. What I plainly said was that Intel did the right thing by delaying a product launch after finding a flaw. Regardless of the seriousness of this flaw, instead of sending the product out with a minor/medium/major flaw, they decided to fix it first, then ship the product.

      I'm sorry, but last time I checked, Microsoft was notorious - in the opinion of its own employees, even - of sending out half-baked products and using their customer base to test the software.

      I remember Front Page...
      From the accusitory nature of your post, it sounds like the real issue here is that you work for Microsoft, and know for a fact that my little slight on MS is completely valid, and I have in some way bruised your fragile, pathetically weak ego. Well, I'm sorry if your company can't get their product launches right the first time - maybe if instead of launching half-baked, insecure products, you actually tested them thoroughly first, your company wouldn't have such a crappy reputation. Perhaps getting sued by the US Government has finally straightened MS out to their constant product release problems? Or, maybe Mr. Gates' little memo did the trick?

    4. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "From the accusitory nature of your post, it sounds like the real issue here is that you work for Microsoft..."

      "Uh oh! He injected a little common sense that proves my karma whoring comment was over-reaching! I better squash him before I get modded as overrated! I know, I'll lie about being a software developer, then I'll accuse him of working for Microsoft! YEAH! That's the ticket! I just hope nobody notices how obvious it is that I'm just trying to protect my +5 Insightful."

      Heh.

    5. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Its very hard for a hardware manufacturer to patch one of their products, which is quite different from software. Bearing that in mind, no hardware manufacturer would release a product with known flaws.

      Also, I consider RedHat .0 releases public betas **cough cough**. Do you remember 7.0????

    6. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by drgroove · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the verbal lashing I dished out to you was only in response to the overly accusitory tone of your response to my post, as well as the over reaching in your 'logic' by making an analogy about 'good films' to illustrate your 'point'.

      I honestly could care less about my 'karma' - I reply to /. articles when I have something to say, not becuase I think I'll get points for what I say. Do those points mean anything? Can I claim them as tax credits? Use them to finance a house? Pay for software with them? No. Karma points are fun, but functionally useless in real life.

      Perhaps in the future, you'll base your posts on your insights, rather than your ego, and refrain from mindlessly lashing out at people regardless of your absolute ignorance of what their experience is.

    7. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by drgroove · · Score: 1

      You have a good point. RH 7.0 did have issues. My MS slight was not meant to be to the exclusion of other software companies... however, MS is the best-known example of this practice. I honestly do wish that all tech companies, be they software || hardware, would do more to thoroughly test their products before shipment. Intel has provided a good example of this, despite the heat they received from Wallstreet as a result.

    8. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...it sounds like the real issue here is that you work for Microsoft, and know for a fact that my little slight on MS is completely valid, and I have in some way bruised your fragile, pathetically weak ego. Well, I'm sorry if your company can't get their product launches right the first time "

      "Only Hitler would be so intolerant of people with opposing views!"

      For the record, I work with AnonV, and no we're not at Microsoft. We're not even using Microsoft products much anymore. He's right, though, a lot of the 'flaws' involving Microsoft products are a result of creative thinking, not a result of flaws that could have been flushed out with testing. Argue with me if you want, but was the sysadmin here up until 4 months ago. If MS products were half as bad as people make-believe it is here, I wouldn't have had time for over 2,000 posts on Slashdot.

      His point is quite valid, your comment did not deserve it's moderation. It's really quite formulaic. You took Microsoft, a company everybody here hates, and said they should make perfect products. Well golly gee, what a precious gem of insight that was! Of course, if you had said that about the Open Source Community and the software they write, you'd be modded as troll because people'd see what you're really doing. Never mind that it's just as valid. We've all downloaded free apps that had some sort of flaw or defect. They're not exempt from your commment, but common sense dictatates that it'd be nice if they made perfect stuff to begin with.

      If you really were a software engineer, you'd understand this. You cannot anticipate every single thing people are going to try. The problem is a lot worse for Microsoft because a lot of their software hits the mass-market audience. Worse, their targets are people that aren't saavy enough to understand what's going on. Double worse is that MS has a bad rep so people intentionally try to find mischevious exploits. How come you don't know all this mr Software Developer?

      I have to admit, though, accusing him of working for Microsoft and then flaming him for it was quite the dramatic touch. I agree with him, I think you're lying about being a software developer. I've never met a Software Engineer with such a desire to engage in malice like this.

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    9. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by cefek · · Score: 1
      If only other prominent tech companies (*cough* *microsoft* *cough*) would take this sort of lead and ensure that only products which were found to be free of flaws entered the market, instead of releasing half-baked products and using the customer base as guinea pigs... just imagine how better off we'd all be...


      And all those MISSes talk about world peace and no starvation. To paraphrase an old joke, "where the hell is that Bosnia?"
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    10. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When someone says they are a "professional software developer" these days, it really means they built a few websites, and copied and pasted a lot of code from google searches and wrox books. Seriously, the reason code sucks these days is because any two-bit dork with a computer is suddenly a "software developer"... I'm convinced these are the same people who play online games and name their characters "Slim-Shady" and "Kill_Diablo"... fucking retards, the lot of them...

    11. Re:Regardless of the severity of the flaw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **cough**VIA**cough**

  19. Re:If this isn't the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will you know it's the same anonymous coward?

  20. too much power != good by 2057 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The more powerful the chips intel pushes the less effcient the coder becomes, i remember when i used to tweak my programs so they would run optimally on a slower machines, now a days its like you need 192mb and 500mhz for word processing. People need to get back to the old school days when a 486/66mhz and 4mb RAM was minumum. I can understand how games evolve and more power is needed, but it's not just games that have this high requirement these days.

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    1. Re:too much power != good by Abcd1234 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Blah blah blah... this is the same lamentation that comes out every single time a report about a new, faster processor appears. We get it. Please, move on... all this whining about "the good ol' days" is really getting exhausting.

    2. Re:too much power != good by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      the fault of this lies in many things.

      the C libraries are getting insane in size.

      Microsoft demands that their visual basic is 2 times the size the last version was. (I remember being able to fit a VB app and it's libraries on a floppy! now you can't fit the minimal libraries on 10 floppies and thank god I don't get near that crap anymore) and the same problem is with C and it's libs.

      Now add the fact that for some reason our word processor needs to render HTML and 95 other file formats, be able to do basic image editing, have a damned animated help system, a on the fly grammar and spell checking (because we are all too lazy to press that "spellcheck" button once in a while.)

      plus 900-1000 more useless crap like scripting.. Who the hell needs to script anything in a WORD PROCESSOR??

      I do agree that games have a good excuse for their bloat. Operating systems don't, office productivity apps don't.

      It's just sloppy programming coupled with no reason to make tight clean code, with the clueless management behind the programmers wanting to ship alpha-quality software.

      It will get much worse before it get's better.. and it will only happen as a revolution inside the "software revolution" we have going now.

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    3. Re:too much power != good by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've seen Word 97 run on a relative's 500 MHz Celeron with 64 MB of RAM and Windows 98 - should be more than enough power, right? It was a painful experience, made worse when I tried to switch between two long documents. Yeah, it was only a Celeron, but I was only using a 6-year-old word processor. I shudder to think what office xp would do to the poor machine.

    4. Re:too much power != good by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      The reason for bloat seems to me to be simplicity. For the user. Originally most OSes were nothing more then a thin layer between the user and the machine that gave the programmers basic interfaces to things like the hard drive and grahphics card. Not much more then BIOS.

      Now everything is considered part of the OS, from the file browser to the control panel.

      The reason being that while you could consider it to be part of some other product, it's much easier to say that you have Windows installed or MacOS rather then saying that you have Windows, notepad, the control panels, Explorer, etc etc...

      You see this in Linux easliy. It's very easy to make a linux distro that contains no GUI tools, only CLI tools. You can also create a behemoth one that uses KDE, Gnome, Windowmaker, X11, etc, etc.. Both could be called linux. While this is technically wrong because linux is just the kernel. Normal (read non-techie) people don't know and they don't care. Why should they? It's very confusing to most people that Redhat and Mandrake while both based on linux don't behave the same way when you use them. To most people, when something behaves differently it is different.

      So MS was smart to lump everything into a big package and call that the OS, because it makes the users lives simpler.

    5. Re:too much power != good by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      plus 900-1000 more useless crap like scripting.. Who the hell needs to script anything in a WORD PROCESSOR??

      Emacs developers do. I wrote a programming language a while back (it was complete shit), and I wrote a short simple emacs mode for editing the scripts. Scripting made this possible, and it didn't slow emacs down too much.

      I do agree that games have a good excuse for their bloat. Operating systems don't, office productivity apps don't.

      If the faster processors can run these programs with sufficient speed, and they can fit comfortably onto computers, then why worry too much about bloat? Sure, you should try using good algorithms and optimizing inner loops, but making the whole thing faster just doesn't matter much, so you can do things like garbage collection, scripting, and lots of other handy things.

    6. Re:too much power != good by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The more powerful the chips intel pushes the less effcient the coder becomes, i remember when i used to tweak my programs so they would run optimally on a slower machines

      Yeah, I said that too when the PII came out. Sure there is always going to be bloat in code, especially in large projects. But you are more than welcome to go to ebay and get an 8088 or an Apple II and enjoy a machine that fits your computing needs (floppy drive or tape drive your pick).

      Me, I would like to have a computer fast enough to do things like audio/video editing, real time ogg encoding, or whatever. I surely would not mind buying a computer today thats 4x faster than these new P4s for about $1000. I'd find a need for it or enjoy the lack of bloat feeling, who cares?

      Although I have had 0 formal training in programming, one thing I've read and have incorporated into my coding is early optimization == bad. 1st write good code, then find out where the bottlenecks are (if any) and then optimize those bottlenecks. There are even great profiling tools out there to help you do these things.

    7. Re:too much power != good by pmz · · Score: 1

      Who the hell needs to script anything in a WORD PROCESSOR??

      It's to enable the "computer guy" in the office to create Word-document forms that are frustratingly inflexible to fill out, crash half the time, and end up corrupting whatever database they are imported into, all in the name of "increased efficiency".

      Microsoft's motto should be "One step forward; two steps back."

    8. Re:too much power != good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's to enable the cubical prols to work around the "computer guy" who won't let them install decent tools.

      User - Can I have VisualBASIC so that I can solve this problem?

      IT - Not On Approved Software List. Request Denied. Request Denied.

      User -- Uhh, guess I'll do it in WordBASIC instead.

    9. Re:too much power != good by Peter+McC · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate Word, its scripting once saved me a whole pile of work. I was trying to un-mangle some imported WordStar files, where Word had ignored all end-underline markers and treated the next start of underlining as the end of the previous one. A simple VBA macro to invert the underline status of some selected text made life a lot easier.

      So there you go - Word's scripting made up for its horrible import filters!

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    10. Re:too much power != good by dilute · · Score: 1

      true... i think its mainly because microshaft is increasing requirements to pump the market, and then FSF things like KDE and Gnome have to do the same for end-user appeal, and to not lose ground to it.

    11. Re:too much power != good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Linux + CLI tools is ridiclously bloated compared to PC OSes of old. You don't need timesharing, terminal handling, etc to run a spreadsheet.

    12. Re:too much power != good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like network QoS. The only way to really make it work is too overprovision the s%^t out of it.

    13. Re:too much power != good by T0mWil5on · · Score: 1

      the old school days when a 486/66mhz and 4mb RAM was minumum

      Christ, if THAT's old school...

      I guess its' time for me to start wetting myself and being a burden to my children.

    14. Re:too much power != good by yoink! · · Score: 1

      Honest to God I still write my daily journal on an IBM 5150, which I have upgraded to a whopping 512K of RAM, and a 20MB Seagate (full size 2x5.25) Hard Disk. It pairs up nicely with the Epson MX100III printer, although sadly and due to it's age, I need to use the choke more often durring the winter now. Oh and a TV out came standard (in 1980).

      Anyone remember WordStar & edlin?

    15. Re:too much power != good by murgee · · Score: 1

      Until the user wants to do stuff in the background while they work on their spreadsheet... like move the mouse, listen to music, diddle with a webpage, have autocorrect that doesn't require the user to stop and wait while it looks up words...

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  21. Vapor vs. shipping. by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, so to recap the previous article and this article:

    They compare a chip that is not shipping now, cannot ship now because of bugs, but when it ships will have a memory interface twice as fast as what is shipping now on the Athlon as well as a roughly 50% higher clock speed. In many tests the Athlon (which is shipping now) still won, and where it did not win it usually was over 50% as fast as this new chip (which is not shipping yet).

    1. Re:Vapor vs. shipping. by indiigo · · Score: 1

      gee, welcome to computing 101. bus speed does not scale with total performance--EVER
      architectural/pipeline differences
      north and south bridge interaction

      Anything else you want to know about how a processor can differ from another?

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  22. Re:Intel: Where Quality Is... by ZaPhOd42 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Divide by 0 error!

    Kernel Panic!

    BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

  23. Obligatory Pentium Jokes by xcomputer_man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q. How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. 1.99999289345, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

    Q. The Pentium conforms to IEEE standards for floating point math. If you fly in an airplane designed using a Pentium, what's the correct pronounciation of IEEE?
    A. Aiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Q. What's another name for the Intel Inside sticker they put on PCs?
    A. The warning label.

    1. Re:Obligatory Pentium Jokes by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 1

      The 90's called... they want their jokes back

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    2. Re:Obligatory Pentium Jokes by svirre · · Score: 3, Funny

      We are the pentium of Borg! Mathmatics is irrelevant. Division is futile. You will be approximated.

      Ooohh... Star Trek refrence AND intel bashing... I sense geek cred is rising. :)

  24. Wait a friggen sec... by dethl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Intel is brining out a FASTER cpu while AMD is going to redo the desktop market with a 64-bit processor?

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  25. Seems to be tied to the 800-MHz FSB interface by MarkRH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A 533-MHz FSB Pentium 4 will run fine on Canterwood, Intel told us this morning. No word yet on whether or not Dell, Gateway, et al will stop shipments, or how long the delay will be. Or what the problem actually is, for that matter.

    1. Re:Seems to be tied to the 800-MHz FSB interface by Matt+Woller · · Score: 1

      Yes, the 533MHz FSB P4s will work on Canterwood chipset-powered motherboards, but the performance gain versus an actual Canterwood CPU is very minor.

  26. Standard Intel marketing by JWSmythe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hasn't this always been standard Intel marketing? Tell everyone how absolutely great their new product is, and how you can't live without it, then after it's announced as a viable product, they delay citing bugs?

    Well, I guess that's better than the Pentium 60Mhz and 66Mhz bug.. Release a whole bunch of processors, just to recall them later. :)

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  27. What they don't want you to know... by MoeMoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Customer: What is the holdup in bringing out the new chip?
    Intel Rep.: We have recently uncovered some "anomolies" within the chip itself
    Customer: Would it slow down my computer?
    Intel Rep.: No...
    Customer: Would it damage my mobo or HD?
    Intel Rep.: No...
    Customer: Then what is this "anamoly" about?
    Intel Rep.: We forgot to make it un-"OC"able OK?!?!
    Customer: Ummm wait....
    **Click!**

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  28. if it was VIA, they would realese it anyway by atarione · · Score: 1

    then put on a "B" version in 2x mos. so the delay kinda suxtors but better than paying top $$$ for the new chips and finding out you got teething problems.

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  29. Definition of "good" development by m11533 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Long ago the developer/hardware equation was changed. Originally, hardware was far more expensive than the people developing the software. That was when investing lots of energy into hand-optimizing was the proper tradeoff.

    Years ago, before 1GHz was considered a short term possibility, hardware costs had decreased and software costs had increased, to the point where it is the DEVELOPER who is the most expensive piece of the equation. Thus, we now are at the point where, with the exception of a few very specialized segments, we do whatever it takes to optimize the developer time in building software. That is not to say that developers can be careless and wasteful. But that developers should not waste time optimizing code. IFF performance is an issue, THEN one takes measurements and optimizes critical areas consuming the majority of time. Beyond that, it just isn't worth it. Today's 3GHz machines with GB of RAM only reinforce that this is the only appropriate approach to software development.

    1. Re:Definition of "good" development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, what you're saying is screw over the consumer-

      make the consumer spend more on hardware so that software companies can spend less on software development.

    2. Re:Definition of "good" development by TheToon · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true -- especially for desktop applications. But unfortunately this coding style also seeps down to server and client/server apps. And there bloat and poor design performance-wise really hurts you.

      When your USD 5 million web site collapses because the back-end system cannot handle the transaction load when everybody wants to purchase easter bunnies (RSN).

      Developers takes the bad habbits with them much too often.

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    3. Re:Definition of "good" development by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      IFF performance is an issue, THEN one takes measurements and optimizes critical areas consuming the majority of time. Beyond that, it just isn't worth it.

      This is generally true, but you're neglecting another factor - the number of copies. The most obvious case is if you're only going to run a program once, spending one hour to make it run 30 minutes faster is silly.

      However, imagine if Microsoft charged one dollar more for every copy of Word to optimize the product. I don't have numbers, but I wouldn't be surprised if it'd be a ten million dollar budget to optimize Word. That can pay for a lot of developer time, and establish Word as a much more competitive product even if a rival should emerge. To the consumer, an extra dollar is clearly better than having to upgrade your computer.

      Why isn't it working this way, at least for some products? Because consumers let it. The math certainly works out. So, along with your faster processors, the other problem is that customer demands for high quality software have either decreased or stayed low all this time.

    4. Re:Definition of "good" development by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, this already happens. There are performance goals that certain features must meet, or it's considered a defect.

      If you don't believe that, sit down for a minute and think about all of the crap that must be going on in the background after/while you type a sentence... spell checker, grammar, macro checks, formatting, replacing a commonly misspelling with the correct spelling, etc.

    5. Re:Definition of "good" development by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      There are performance goals that certain features must meet, or it's considered a defect.

      The question is on which sort of machines are these performance goals measured? If you keep measuring on "current" machines, ignoring the relation to the actual complexity of the problem, then you're really relaxing requirements more and more.

    6. Re:Definition of "good" development by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Well, the real question is, if 95% of your target audience uses hardware better than your target of a 500mhz PIII, is it really worth spending a lot of extra time to make it work well (not just work, but work well) on a P90?

      The perceptive performance "bar" remains the same. The bar is "it's usable on what the customer is using". What you have to do to meet that bar is what changes.

    7. Re:Definition of "good" development by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      the real question is, if 95% of your target audience uses hardware better than your target of a 500mhz PIII, is it really worth spending a lot of extra time to make it work well (not just work, but work well) on a P90?

      First of all, don't underestimate 5%. Apple has $4B in the bank selling to 5%. Hypothetically speaking, if your software can let your P90 customer avoid one upgrade, they might be willing to pay an extra $100 for it.

      What I'm actually talking about is that while most products fall squarely in the "don't bother optimizing" class, there are some with unique market positions that can in fact afford to do it. The reason they don't have to is because customers don't demand it, not because the engineering effort cannot make business sense (i.e. be cheaper than new hardware).

    8. Re:Definition of "good" development by m11533 · · Score: 1

      And not to put too fine a point on it, I DID provide for an out in my initial posting. There ARE cases when one needs to optimize the heck out of the code, to fit time, space, or both. The number of such cases has been decreasing at a very rapid pace. Even many embedded systems now have lots of CPU time and memory (both RAM & persistent) at their disposal. Just check out recent issues of ACM Communications, IEEE Software, & Dr. Dobbs.

      Finally, while 5% of the total installed base seems a significant fraction, this isn't always the case. For the little guy, even getting 1% is hitting it big. On the other hand, for the big vendor, they may choose to give up on that 5% in exchange for less expense in their software development.

    9. Re:Definition of "good" development by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      There ARE cases when one needs to optimize the heck out of the code, to fit time, space, or both.

      Right, but that's not what I was talking about.

      the big vendor [...] may choose to give up on that 5% in exchange for less expense in their software development.

      That's exactly my point. A big vendor, probably a public company, has a responsibility to its shareholders to maximize profit. If the additional 5% market can yield more revenue than cost, they should pursue it even if it means optimizing some code. Note that the same optimization (paid for by the 5%) can also strengthen the 95% marketshare.

      Like I said, $100 for a more efficient app (which costs $50 for new computers) to make your old machine last one year longer, or $400 for a new box? I really think there can be such a market (for Microsoft, I mean, not for just anybody competing with Word on the low end). Remember that these are tough times.

  30. They deserve it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what they get for not calling it Cantor-wood

  31. What they don't tell you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is that only about one out of every three 2.4B's will actually run completely stable at 200MHz core FSB speed. 150 is easy, 166 is a bit harder to get, 200 is real hard. By the time you buy three 2.4B's (3*160=$480) you could have bought a real 3.06 GHz P4 ($475). It's a gamble.

    BTW, anybody know where I can find any Socket 370 mobos (brand, model number) that support Tualatin Celerons and have at least three ISA slots? Yeah I said ISA slots. They're for a dos-based retail POS system at a chain of dry cleaner stores, and the old interface cards are ISA only... the old P233 computers are dropping like flies and I need to conjure up some replacement boxes to keep them going. So far I've found some Soyo mobos at Multiwave that support two ISA slots, but I need three: NIC, cash drawer card and bardcode scanner card. The POS software drives the network cards directly and only support old NE2000 ISA cards :-( or I'd be able to use the Soyo.

    1. Re:What they don't tell you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was open source you could fix it. Time to change the software!

    2. Re:What they don't tell you... by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      Acutally it's not a gamble if you find a place that will sell you the particular series I mentioned. They all go to 3.4ghz with stock voltage and cooling / 3.6ghz with mild overvolting and an aftermarket HSF combo. If you get an old 2.4b then you have no chance. Most people fail to get their rid higher b/c of memory or mobo not the CPU.

      The difference in OC potential between the old batches ('02) and the new batches ('03) is so great that some mail order places charge premiums for guaranteed c1 stepping 2.4Bs. The best of that bunch are the SLRZ (from Costa Rica) and the SLEF.

  32. Performance anomolies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    let the publication know that performance "anomolies" have been discovered,



    Yes, the new Intel chip seems to have a few issues.
    To see if your chip is affected, submit a story to Slashdot that includes the word "anomaly" or some variant thereof. If it comes out misspelled, you're fucked.

    1. Re:Performance anomolies by funwithstuff · · Score: 1

      Anyone else see Mike Myers staring at a dark spot, saying "anomolie-molie-molie-molie-molie"?

      Oh. It's just me. As you were.

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  33. The above post has not been modded down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    The above post really has a +5 score!

    The dastardly agents working on behalf of the corrupt western infidels CoyboyNeal and Taco conspired to mod the mighty M.S.S. down!

    Don't mod down the Minister!

    1. Re:The above post has not been modded down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That post from our brave iraqi forces is the only post you see when your threshold is set to +5. The blood of the infidels is spattered all over the -1 desert.

  34. Re:Apple Still Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    crack is bad.

  35. Re:SYRIA: A Nation of Hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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  36. Shuddup Bob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're dead already, now go away and rot.

    1. Re:Shuddup Bob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope he's not dead. MA-S had the shittiest job in the entire war, and he did it enthusiastically. He's not related to Hussein, and he wasn't part of the inner circle. He's not listed on the deck of cards that the troops have.

      In short, it is quite likely that he was a basically decent guy with a shitty job. If that isn't entirely true, then he was a moderately cranky guy with a shitty job. This is not a death penalty offense.

    2. Re:Shuddup Bob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he is.

  37. Interesting... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    how this happens in the same week that they're supposed to file their 10-Q with the SEC. I'm going to have to check the stats on that in a bit.

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  38. Actually....This might be true.... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 2, Funny

    The chips given to the hardware reviewers were unlocked, and you could change the multiplyer on the chip however you wanted. They might have forgotten to change it back...

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  39. Re:When they do come out... by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

    Only if the "evil bit" is set 'false'

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  40. A clear case of FUD! by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 1

    - Are you telling me it's Flawed, Useless Developer?

    Um.. Ok, maybe it wasn't that funny.

  41. Excellent name for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the new level I'm creating in UT2003.

    DM-Canterwood[FUD] ;-)

  42. Never mind the fishy % math... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm curious how all the "AMD IPC rules" people are adjusting now that the Pentium M 1.6GHz has about the same raw performance as an Athlon 2400+ or 2600+ @ 1.93 or 2.13Ghz... never mind that it took several *months* for those Athlons to come out to become available after all the benchmarks came out. And they still lost most of their benchmarks to shipping Pentiums. (Just like, BTW, the Athlons out now.)

    1. Re:Never mind the fishy % math... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its such a tired argument, really. The fact is, the Pentium4 clocks awsomely by design, with an (intentional) tradeoff in IPC, while the Athlon is the opposite. They are both neck and neck now performance wise. So many people think that Intel "screwed up" on the IPCs. This is complete bullshit, they just took a different tactic.

      The Pentium M is essentially a modified P3, which extra cache, SSE2 and a faster FSB. Since the P3 was at least in the same IPC ballpark as the Athlon, I'm sure the M is going to clean up at similar clockspeeds. However, again, it doesn't clock as high.

      Just different tactics, they are all really quite comparible from a design (and performance) point of view. The only problem is the public perception of MHz being the only factor. For some reason this does not occur in the video card market, just in CPUs.

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  43. Intel, who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't matter what chip Intel makes and how fast it is, because I only buy AMD chips. Mopolistic practices and a history of friendliness with Microsoft have turned me into an AMD fan. So fuck the French, buy American. That means AMD.

    1. Re:Intel, who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your complete lack of intelligence reminds me of a joke:

      "The state of Texas has officially changed it's name to Tex, now that they've sent their ass to Washington."

    2. Re:Intel, who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, AMD has a Dresden Germany fab facility.

  44. The real reason by InsaneCreator · · Score: 2, Funny

    The chip was so fast, it identified itself as an AMD. :)

  45. Re:yet another reason to go amd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woah, slow down there, fanboy. Take your blinders off and look at the real picture here. You sound like those people who drive their Dodge trucks and anyone who drives Chevy is just some idiot who fell into a marketing ploy. AMD throws just as much marketing hype around as Intel, and Intel has long proven that they know how to make a chip, and as almost all of my computers have had Intel Inside(tm), I can vouch for that. I do have a Athlon TBird 1.3ghz here as my linux box, so I'm not an Intel Fanboy (dont get me going on nVidia though...) Quite honestly my selection for my components comes down to who has the best product at the time that I'm laying out for my purchase.

  46. And their next processor.... by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

    The repentium!

  47. F00F bug by rf0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Well its better than aother F00F bug isn't it? Then again we won't be able to make jokes like

    How may Pentiums does it take to change a lightbulb?
    1.9884838483 :)

    Rus

    1. Re:F00F bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us clueless on this, can someone provide some insight into this joke?

    2. Re:F00F bug by AvengerXP · · Score: 2, Informative

      Floating point operations using integers on Pentium Is returned non-integer values. Let's take 2,0 divided by 2,0. The result of the previous division for example could have been 0,99999959335. Feel free to correct me if i'm wrong (And i'm sure someone will).

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    3. Re:F00F bug by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      "Feel free to correct me if i'm wrong."

      Ok, you keep using commas instead of decimal points. And you should always capitalize I.

  48. Impressive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I haven't been keeping up with processor news lately. My AMD 1800 XP+ is still running great.

    "Pentium 4 3Ghz with an 800Mhz FSB."

    Jesus H. Christ - now *that* is an improvement. Not the GHz, but the FSB...

    If Intel manages to come out with a low heat, medium-power (IE, 1-2 GHZ) Centrino with an FSB that large, they'll be winning me over.

    FSB is where the money's at, in terms of performance. That, and general HD speeds. Unfortunately, it looks like hard drives will suck until they're replaced with holographic/crystalline/CowboyNeal-with-a-stone-ta blet technology.

  49. No wonder they didn't show up on pricewatch by zodar · · Score: 1

    I was salivating after reading the reviews. This feels like nerd blue balls...

  50. Newsflash by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

    Shipment of the fastest processor is very slow ..... Whoa

  51. oh no by fdawg · · Score: 1

    Soccer mom's of the world are weeping as their child can no longer get that super fast dell to surf the web and watch Pr0n.

    Who really needs a 3ghz box? Im still kicking around an Athlon 800 and its plenty fast. Compiles the latest kernel quicker than it takes me to get up and grab a mountain dew.

    1. Re:oh no by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

      Why don't you go join Bill with his 640KB RAM machine? Seriously, you need to open yourself up to technology.

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  52. Improve your Technique by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Start thinking outside the box, dude.

    Start by considering an economical language, based on the powers of two, which you'll have to agree as being more suitable for computers than some 105 key piece of junk.

    For instance, start with only 8 letters, say,

    asdfjkl;
    and you should be able to improve your typing speed immensely.

    Also, pressing the space bar lots of times b e t w e e n chara c te rs will push your word count up quite a b i t, too!

    Sorry I can't provide more tips now, but I'm really busy producing some new CPU benchmark figures.

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  53. hrmm by chadamir · · Score: 1

    I hope this is like the flaw from freakazoid where if you type in the correct set of characters and hit delete while connected to the internet, you turn into a super hero. Ah to be Dexter Douglas *sigh*

  54. And in other news... by AgTiger · · Score: 1

    Stock in Pfizer, manufacturer of Viagra, took a significant jump shortly after Intel's news about holding off their new chip. Market analyists attribute the stock jump to a mass fear about difficulties in getting 'wood.

  55. Are you sure...... by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    That microsoft doesn't own Intel!?!?!?!?


    HAHAHAHA!!!!

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    1. Re:Are you sure...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that you wanted to post that lame ass joke?

      *cue insane laughter*

      HAHAHHAHA!111

  56. Anandtech too by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

    Anandtech also mentioned it but says For the record, we did not encounter any issues during our testing that were out of the ordinary. Our motherboard labs did encounter some issues early on and we'll be investigating to see if they could possibly be related, but without being told any symptoms or the nature of the issue it's going to be very difficult for us to figure out what's causing it. Luckily none of these CPUs should have made it into the hands of any end-users, which is a relief. Intel insists that the problem is limited in nature, only time will tell how much that holds true

    But I haven't heard anything specific (as of yet) as to WHY they are pulling them back. At least Intel is making sure that there's a quality product on the market.

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  57. Cankerwood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't they provide more sore details in the slashdot article, rather than just post a URL to be slashdotted and the whole article and slashdot forum not be understood?

    *stops, ducks, and rolls from Taco's wrath

  58. Anomoly? by Alsee · · Score: 1

    So, does anyone know exactly what the "anomoly" was?

    Maybe they forgot to include the BSOD opcode.

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    1. Re:Anomoly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe they forgot the get the expected yields.

  59. kudos by dilute · · Score: 1

    kudos to intel for actually testing their chip... does anyone remember the pentium pro?

  60. In this corner Intel and in this other corner... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    "Frankly I'm suprised a CPU made of wood would work at all."

    Hey man, don't knock wood.

    That's not just wood, it's Carbon Fibre, the latest thing!

    Seriously. This the month that the first Hammers are supposed to emerge and this happens. Do you recall the disaster for Intel when, a couple years ago, they attempted to roll out a PIII 1GHz and it was flawd, then AMD jumped them by getting the Athlon 1GHz to market first. Quite the coupe that was. Looks like Intel's flubbing it again.

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  61. why didn't they delay the XScale PXA250 by Locutus · · Score: 1

    geesh, they shipped the XScale PXA250 with only a 100MHz FSB so it's hardly faster than the existing 206MHz SA1110. But then again, there's not too much competition in the ARM market( go TI! ;).

    It's good they atleast pulled this CPU back Inside Intel. So THAT'S what "Intel Inside" means. ;)

    LoB

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  62. Re:Did you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up!

  63. TypeMatrix.com... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...should have hired a hand model.

    1. Re:TypeMatrix.com... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      They are a rather small company. A mom and pop internet operation as it were.

      The hands you see, most likely belong to the guy that concieved of the keyboard, and made it happen.

      Don't take my word as law though. I've dealt with them directly a couple times, but don't have any real inside knowledge.

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  64. Don't Panic by Xarin · · Score: 1

    I would not worry too much about this since it is probably just some enhancements for national security purposes.

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  66. Re:yet another reason to go amd by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

    >AMD throws just as much marketing hype around as >Intel,

    I don't see it. Seriously.

    Every large OEM plays the plunk-plonk-ding-ding song at the end of their commercials. What does AMD counter with? Some small local shops have a poster advertising the K6 or original Athlon up.

    I almost went for Intel last time (was considering PIV/2000 versus K7/1666) but went AMD because there was a cheaper package.

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  67. Re:yet another reason to go amd by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    Funny, I did just the opposite. I had an AMD 2200XP. It ran GREAT... but it also ran HOT!!!! At full load (with a great heatsink and lots of case fans) the CPU was at 60 degrees celsius, and my room turned into a sauna. I got an Intel p4 2.4, and the CPU has only gone up to 41 deg Celsius once, and my room is now a normal temp. Sure, I paid about $50 more, but at least now I can sleep with my PC on and not worry about waking in a pool of sweat. But, to each his own I guess.

  68. Not so neato torpedo by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to be like Freakazoid? You'd get cancelled after your second season and be shown in reruns on Cartoon Network at something like 5 in the morning. Keep your day job. That is, assuming that you have one . . .

  69. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    "Obviously, a major malfunction has occurred."
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    1986, as the shuttle Challenger exploded within view
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