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Finding Friends Via Search Query Analysis

prostoalex writes "How many times have you met an interesting person, who happened to check out the same book in the library, or listen to the same music as you do? Researchers from University of Chicago suggest that it would be kinda cool if you could find like-minded people by analyzing the queries submitted to a Web search engine. Their PDF paper explains the research in more detail."

190 comments

  1. Bob? by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that you?

    --
    Je t'aime Stéphanie
    1. Re:Bob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I am also a suicide terrorist eager to meet like minded people.

    2. Re:Bob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I could write a long article like this two, but I have a couple of points,

      1. I have already thought of this some time ago. I'm sure at least of few of you have too.

      2. When will it be implemented, articles serve no purpose but to bore.

      3. Profit!

    3. Re:Bob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long will it be before robots.txt is a required class in all schools?

    4. Re:Bob? by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > suggest that it would be kinda cool if you
      > could find like-minded people by analyzing the
      > queries submitted to a Web search engine.

      Search: [+"Sandra Bullock" +"Buffy" +"Lesbian Celebrity Erotic Stories"]

      Who's with me, fellas?

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    5. Re:Bob? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      How long will it be before robots.txt is a required class in all schools?

      In this case, that's "humans.txt".

  2. Sounds like stalking to me ;) by caluml · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hi, I er found you by monitoring your searching habits, what food you eat, and what shops you go to....

    What, no I'm not a stalker...

    What do you mean.... Hello?... Hello?

    1. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by cqpalzm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No no, you don't tell them until years later, say it's because you were looking for the perfect person, and then it's considered on of those "sweet" things.

      It's all a matter of perspective.

    2. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      Its more likely to be "we have the same fetish! are you a girl (or willing to pretend you're one?)"

      --

      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    3. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by caluml · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Like this, you mean? www.coincidencedesign.com
      I don't know if it's for real, but if it is, it disturbs me.

    4. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by recursiv · · Score: 1

      It's a hoax.

      --
      I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
    5. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Miss Jones. I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Joe PornMaster. I noticed that we both like surfing the same sites. It intrigues me to find a woman who is as obsessed about naked women as I am.

      Oh... it is Mrs. Jones...
      Oh... your husband was the one searching those sites without your knowledge...
      Tell him that I am sorry for causing him trouble. Bye!

    6. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Like this, you mean? www.coincidencedesign.com

      A more effective use of the money:
      "I'll give you $78,000 if you have dinner with me."

    7. Re:Sounds like stalking to me ;) by transient · · Score: 1
      My favorite part of that site is:

      "You can't stalk her.

      But we can."

      --

      irb(main):001:0>
  3. Um... ya by OpMindFck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, if the government or a corporation tracks an individuals surfing habits, it's bad. If we do it to get a date, it's good.
    Perhaps I'm missing something.

    --
    Sipping on Jolt and Dew. Laid back. With my mind of my cubicle and my cubicle on my mind.
    1. Re:Um... ya by mrjive · · Score: 4, Funny

      Welcome to slashdot.

      --
      If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin
    2. Re:Um... ya by qbproger · · Score: 2, Funny

      ANYTHING that can get ME a date is a GOOD thing. Google, I think you need to start this right now, don't wait a second. This could be the greatest thing since SLICED BREAD.

      --

      - Joe
    3. Re:Um... ya by bj8rn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you track someone's surfing habits to get a date, you're either a psycho or bloody desperate. In both cases, you have a problem. That certainly can't be good.

      --
      Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
    4. Re:Um... ya by willum448 · · Score: 1

      Its not good if you are tracked withought consent. If, however, you opt in to be tracked in order to meet people (or opt-in for anyother reason) then its okay.

    5. Re:Um... ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... How useful or beneficial would it be for all the people who only read Slashdot to know of each other? Once they quit slashdotting each other's web pages, of course.

  4. What about referers? by CoolQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Forget about search queries, what about referers? I've met a lot of interesting people by looking at the referrer logs for my blog/website, and following them back to their blogs. I've even met some of them in person after talking to them online.

    Talk about coincidence... I met someone <wink wink> less than 50 miles from me, who linked to an obscure page on my web site.

    1. Re:What about referers? by caluml · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try adding GeoURL tags to your page. Then you get a nice listing of everyones site near to you.

    2. Re:What about referers? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you go through your referrer logs to meet friends, you really should get out of the house more.

    3. Re:What about referers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And go where? In many parts of the United States there are simply not that many gathering places for people to meet. Not everybody is keen on the choices of Night Club or Sports Bar.

  5. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Direct marketers have been compiling this sort of information for years. From it they know that I'd like to increase various body parts, want a mortgage, need septic tank service, enjoy RC cars, and would like to meet other people and animals. Works flawlessly!

    1. Re:Old news by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1

      "Direct marketers have been compiling this sort of information for years. From it they know that I'd like to increase various body parts, want a mortgage, need septic tank service, enjoy RC cars, and would like to meet other people and animals. Works flawlessly!"

      Wow no shit!

      According to them it look like we have exactly the same interests!

      That's it, we should become friends. ;)

      --

      Yahh, hiii haaaaa! -Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove
    2. Re:Old news by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      That's it, we should become friends. ;)

      Not only that, but you probably are surprised to be hearing from me. I need a friend's help in recovering $18 million dollars which my uncle left with a security firm to protect it after a cancelled construction project. From your interest in expensive things I know you also need some assistance, and my uncle is willing to pay you 20 percent and your expenses. We need your Slashdot name and password so we can submit a coded article which the security company's Maytag Repairman will notice and transfer the money to your credit card. Please reply soonest, as the money is in our local currency, which is made of animal crackers and the rainy season is about to begin.

  6. coming soon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://matchmaker.google.com/

    1. Re:coming soon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      http://increase_your_penis_size.google.com

    2. Re:coming soon.. by MrEd · · Score: 1
      --

      Wah!

    3. Re:coming soon.. by apg · · Score: 1

      It'd probably be quicker to just hook up Amazon's Just Like You with Hot or Not.

    4. Re:coming soon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems it was /.ed :( I get a DNS error when trying to open it :(

  7. same yet different by pres · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real problem is friends aren't necessary pope with the same interests. Rather it is the combination of similarities and differences that make a successfully friendship. While this might get you started I am not sure it will be that successful.

    1. Re:same yet different by brakk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree completely. I don't have that much in common with most of my friends. It's usually one or two similar interests that got us together, but after that we like totally different things.

      I don't think I could be friends with someone just like me.

    2. Re:same yet different by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      aren't necessary pope

      Pardon my ignorance, but what the fuck does that mean, when translated into English?

      I genuinely don't get the argot.

    3. Re:same yet different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this doesn't sound like a way to make friends to me. It's a way to organize politically or do marketing, but that's not quite the same as friendship. But I'm looking at this from an older person's perspective.
      The whole notion of friendship is a bit tricky anyways. For one thing, friends can do more to keep you restrained in a certain social position than any enemy ever could. Often you never realize that till you get away from your childhood friends for awhile. Generally you find that as people become more mature and take on more responsibilities they're less likely to want a lot of friends because they can't afford to be influenced so heavily. Kids tend to think friendship is the most important thing in the world, but many adults tend to intentionally limit their friends to those they collected in their youth.
      This isn't the same as being unfriendly. In fact, people who are unencumbered by the restraints of a tight social circle tend to be more broad minded towards the people around them.

    4. Re:same yet different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      aren't necessary pope

      He meant the Pope does not have to be involved in the process of people meeting each other, and at the same time he also meant that the Pope does not have any trouble meeting people with similar interests (although there is difficulty in meeting people who are just like him).

      Or maybe he meant to type "p e op l e".

  8. Nooo by Apreche · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This will result in every porno watching person from perverts to pedophiles to unite into one large and dangerous organization.

    Also privacy, spam, etc. Don't want one guy who looked for porn one time to get sucked into 10 porn mailing lists or anything like that.

    --
    The GeekNights podcast is going strong. Listen!
    1. Re:Nooo by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 1

      This will result in every porno watching person from perverts to pedophiles to unite into one large and dangerous organization.
      Here, let me fix your post:
      This will result in every porno watching person from perverts to pedophiles to unite into one large and easily identifiable organization.

      I think that arresting the perverts and pedos can only be a Good Thing [tm]; don't you?

    2. Re:Nooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who defines a pervert? And what's wrong with alternative sexuality?

    3. Re:Nooo by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Er no.
      Since when was being a pervert necessarily an illegal thing?
      For that matter, neither is being a pedophile - since the definition according to dictionary.com is someone who is _attracted_ to a child or children. It's not illegal to be, just illegal to not resist the urges.

    4. Re:Nooo by abigor · · Score: 1

      What? You mean you'd try to outlaw something two people do consensually, on their own time, with no harm to themselves or others? Why? And I cannot believe you'd be in favour of forcing your medieval ideas on other sovereign states...hey, have you considered extreme Islam? Sounds like your thing.

    5. Re:Nooo by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I'm having a hard to working out what you are saying.
      Could you please rephrase.

    6. Re:Nooo by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 1

      And I cannot believe you'd be in favour of forcing your medieval ideas on other sovereign states
      medieval would be if we went in and took them over by force.

      All that I am saying is that we should be more selective about who we do business with.

      Would you consider it 'medieval' for me to want to choose who I want to pay a salary to, or to whom I want living in the apartments or houses that I personally own?

      I don't think most slashdotters would, so why is the idea of being selective about which countries we do business with 'medieval'?

    7. Re:Nooo by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Woohoo! The United States, land of the free (fundamentalist god-fearing christians trying to force their opinion onto others).

      --
      0x or or snor perron?!
    8. Re:Nooo by abigor · · Score: 1

      So, to rephrase: if a country happens to not criminalise sodomy, you would want the U.S. to not deal with that country economically. In other words, you would not have dealings with nearly every democracy on earth.

      I hope you realise how silly that is. Happily, it will never come to pass, but it still makes me shake my head when I hear stuff like that coming out of people's mouths (OK, keyboards too).

      Your morality is yours, and is entirely relative. It is not a fixed, universal thing, no matter how much you might think it is. The founding fathers of your country were very smart, and realised this fact; that's why they were sure to explicitly separate church and state, realising the damage that could be done when archaic moral systems were allowed to influence governmental function.

    9. Re:Nooo by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 1

      If you believe that morality is relative; then I'd ask you to attend a few abuse support groups and then tell me about how 'relative' the pain that objectively immoral acts have caused.

    10. Re:Nooo by abigor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are labouring under a logical flaw: sodomy is always abusive. At least, that's what it seems like you believe, anyway; I don't want to put words in your mouth.

      Guess what: the vast, vast majority of relationships of this nature are not abusive at all. No one is denying that forced sex (including that which involves sodomy) is a crime. That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about here. Your assertion that sodomy is morally wrong is what I'm denying, NOT the assertion that abusive sexual relationships are wrong. Do you see the difference?

      If you are into sanctioning countries or people that condone abusive sexual relationships, then I'm with you. If you make the erroneous assumption that a consensual sexual act is worthy of sanction, because you assume it is necessarily abusive, then I am against you.

    11. Re:Nooo by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 1

      Your morality is yours, and is entirely relative. It is not a fixed, universal thing, no matter how much you might think it is. That attitude seems to be far too prevelent. What dismays me is to see people condoning child abuse and saying that 'relationships of this nature are not abusive at all'. I have worked on support lines and in psych wards and I will tell you in no uncertain terms that just is not so!

    12. Re:Nooo by abigor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well yes, I certainly agree - anyone who condones child abuse is a criminal. But anyone who says that what adults do in their own free time, harming no one and giving them (at least some) happiness, is wrong, then you're overstepping the boundaries of protecting the innocent.

      For many years, for reasons of my own, I've given money to a women's rape crisis shelter. Obviously, there's no way I would ever condone sexual abuse of any kind; I've made a substantial, material committment against it. So don't think that just because I condone sexual activities that people do in private, activities that you and I might never do in a million years, I condone abusive behaviour. Certainly not.

    13. Re:Nooo by willum448 · · Score: 1

      Thats an intereasting point. You could call basically every teenager a peodeophile, even though they will grow up to be good mindless citizens.

    14. Re:Nooo by klez23 · · Score: 1
      have you considered extreme Islam?

      Or perhaps the Republican party?

    15. Re:Nooo by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Do you people realize how idiotic your anti-sodomy ideas are? An alien looking down, watching some people threaten violence against others because those others put their penis in another, consenting person's ass, would throw up his hands and declare this planet hopeless.

      Of course, if he looked elsewhere and saw some people telling others they must participate in the first party's health care plan, or violence will be threatened, he'd throw up his hands, too.

      Neither the left nor the right "gets it" with respect to just leaving other people the hell alone.

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    16. Re:Nooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is wrong with alternative sexuality, but that is not perversion. Perverts are people whose sexuality is neither native nor alternative. Or who just like pizza way too much.

  9. I don't think so by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finding somebody just like me? Fuck No! I can't even stand one of me.

    1. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me neither.

    2. Re:I don't think so by SexyAlexie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not even an opposite sex version of yourself?

      Um... wait.. that's even more gross. Or is it?

      You decide.

      --
      I'm too sexy for you.
  10. social engineering by ChrisTower · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember the days before the internet when people actually spoke to each other. I'm fairly sure that conversation is far more effective than analyzing search patterns and much faster too. Don't forget that the shortest distance between you and that person's bed is a straight so stop trying to hack their personality.

    Of course, this is only a suggestion and nothing that I'd actually do myself; I'm more the stalker type.

    1. Re:social engineering by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that in the days before the internet people used to read to find out information, so stop using google and read instead.

    2. Re:social engineering by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I remember the days before the internet when people actually spoke to each other.

      About dumb movies, goofy food, useless sports, ugly clothes, and which boss slept with which intern.

      Hardly worth the Badge of Nastalgia in my book.

    3. Re:social engineering by joto · · Score: 1

      About dumb movies, goofy food, useless sports, ugly clothes, and which boss slept with which intern. Hardly worth the Badge of Nastalgia in my book. No, because today we can post instead. About "in soviet russia"-jokes, beowulf, natalie portman, and duplicated stories. Not to mention troll, or complain about moderators. Surely the quality of our discussions have improved much`with the advent of the Internet, don't you think?

  11. AudioScrobbler by mgaiman · · Score: 5, Informative

    What about AudioScrobbler? They use the music that you listen to and compare it to the music other people listen to. They then find people with similar music tastes to you, and then you can expand your tastes by looking at what they listen to.

    (see my audioscrobbler>

    1. Re:AudioScrobbler by Triv · · Score: 1

      See, but the problem with that aite (at least its OSX incarnation) is that it ranks your preferences by number of tracks, not play count, so if you have a Glenn Gould album with 40 tracks and 1 play, it'll beat out a disc of 5 tracks and 30 plays. Doesn't make sense.

      Triv

  12. This'd work well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with some sort of anonymous chat environment.

    Throw a query; get /joined to the 'group' of algorithmically similar queries. If it's something technical, possibly make a cooperative hookup or get a quick answer out of someone. If it's something recreational, maybe find a like-minded individual- and based on the trust algorithms in your wetware, possibly exchange persistent contact info via a private IM/IRC-style PRIVMSG.

    This'd have nice implications for both tech support and pornography- no doubt the two most popular search-engine applications. (Note that most people into truly obscure niche porn probably have persistent anonymized accounts on other services, e.g. Yahoo Pr0-er, Groups, or MUCKs or somesuch.)

  13. Looking for love. by cqpalzm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh that would turn out just great- you'd have people seeing anything related to girls, technology, Trek, or sex and people would be jumping "they're my soulmate!" probably only likely to find someone a little too much like them (male, lonely, looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in new search-based interfaces).

    1. Re:Looking for love. by cruppel · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but only if you pursue a real relationship! If it's an internet relationship you can just both pretend you're horny 18 year old lesbians and everyone's ok.

  14. What a relief by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I know that I am not a pervert for constantly googling for lesbian pr0n, I'm a member of a community of friends. I feel so loved.

    --
    Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
    What truth?
    There is no dupe
    1. Re:What a relief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Depends whether the search engine can figure out whether you're a lesbian, or you just like looking for lesbian pr0n, or you just like looking at the search engine results without looking at what the results direct you toward.

      One is loved, one is looking for lovers, and one is looking at looks.

  15. Liars, damned liars and log files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive displays. What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts down anything he damn well pleases.
    -- Sir Josiah Stamp

  16. Computerized dating service by Foxxz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like computerized dating services to me. you would think they would have died out, but no, theyve only gotten more automated and flashier.

    if computers could make babies, id just want a computer dating server. beautiful full tower looking for same cpu mate. contact mw at 10.2.2.2

    -foxxz

    1. Re:Computerized dating service by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      WARNING: that machine was hacked a few days ago with the ssh1 CRC32 exploit, any cpu babie making could be severely tampered with.

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
  17. sounds like it could be cool by rumpledstiltskin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This sounds like it could be fun/interesting, except there are obvious privacy implications, including, of course, spammers blanketing searches for products, etc. and then trying to contact people who are legitimately using the service. As always, the rule of thumb is to surf anonymously.

    1. Re:sounds like it could be cool by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I think it could be done safely if you followed the match.com style model, where non-anonymous contact information is only provided after both parties agree to do so -- before that, it would be anonymous messaging only. (or something like that)

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  18. wonderful by donkiemaster · · Score: 1

    what I always wanted was a blind date with another heterosexual guy interested three ways with supermodel lesbians

  19. Finding Friends Via Search Query Analysis by Code-Ex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know that some geeks are anti-social, but must we resort to using search engines to find friends? ;-)

  20. the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so how do you spot hot chicks?

    1. Re:the real question is... by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      You use a newsgroup picture autodownloader, or scam a password an xxx passwords hacker site.

      Duh!

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
  21. Friends Forever or Partners in Crime? by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not the best way to find a new best friend I think, but if you wanted to commit a crime that needed accomplices it would be a lot easier to find like-minded individuals whose real names you wouldn't know.

    1. Re:Friends Forever or Partners in Crime? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      and irc has channels which contained like minded inviduals, or churches in real life, and then there is email for talking to the like-minded inviduals..

    2. Re:Friends Forever or Partners in Crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why am I Mister Pink?

    3. Re:Friends Forever or Partners in Crime? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      The average user can navigate a website though. Even with something as simple as MIRC a lot of "average" users that I know couldn't figure out how to get on a server without being guided there.

  22. How to meet that special someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just search for the other person that's searching for people's searching habits.

    1. Re:How to meet that special someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very funny. Thanks.

  23. No, No - not really a good idea. by joshv · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am not sure I'd want to meet the other people that are searching for "Horny coed sex slaves".

    -josh

    1. Re:No, No - not really a good idea. by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 1

      I hope I'm not the only one who clicked through out of curiosity. ._.;

      It's interesting that, like, six sponsored site links popped up for that, though. I think that's the largest number I've ever seen..

    2. Re:No, No - not really a good idea. by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you DO want to meet horny coed sex slaves, right?

    3. Re:No, No - not really a good idea. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I am not sure I'd want to meet the other people that are searching for "Horny coed sex slaves".

      That is not specific enough of a query. You might as well issue:

      select * from Males where 1 = 1

    4. Re:No, No - not really a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he might as well issue:

      SELECT * FROM Males WHERE orientation = 'straight';

    5. Re:No, No - not really a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but how many people acutally ended up looking at pr0n after reading this...

    6. Re:No, No - not really a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Josh, you just totally confused the search engine matcher with millions of visitors with wildly unrelated interests. That topic is now spoiled for finding matches.

  24. Sample search by ramzak2k · · Score: 1

    Search: "Porn + Jedi + Tux + Fuck RIAA + down ashcruft"

    Results : 120323000 unique results

    Identical members mapping: 23,00300

    --

    Siggy Say, Siggy Do
    1. Re:Sample search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modified search : "Porn + Jedi + Tux + Fuck RIAA + down ashcruft + women + not ugly + age 18 - 35"

      Results : 3 unique results

      Do you whant to speak to them ?

      yes / No

      Yes ...

      Do you whant to enter the waiting list ?

      Yes / No

      Yes ...

      Your current waiting number is 23,0000

    2. Re:Sample search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

      Your search - "Porn + Jedi + Tux + Fuck RIAA + down ashcruft" - did not match any documents.

      Suggestions:

      - Make sure all words are spelled correctly.

      - Try different keywords.

      - Try more general keywords.

      Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help
      with your search.

    3. Re:Sample search by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Results : 3 unique results

      Reminds me of the Dilbert strip where Dilbert points out to a class he's teaching (kids) that they can all be engineers, but that the male to female ratio is 30 to 1, "very in favor for the female!"

      A little girl raises her hand and asks, "Will I be allowed to date a non-engineer?"

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
  25. How is this better? by teklob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is this any better than joining an IRC channel or a messageboard on the topic you are interested in? Rather than finding people who typed your interest into a search engine, just go on dalnet or something and type /list yourinterest

  26. Good point, but it doesn't exactly matter. by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doubt that even the combined resources of government and corporations could get many of us dates!

  27. porn? by mrmag00 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can imagine one big group of male, aged 13 to 21, made friends by this system due to the common porn interest.

    1. Re:porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 23 you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:porn? by Woy · · Score: 1

      Ha! I'm 24 and i'm finally able to afford the internet connection and the hard drives to satisfy my... ehem... research needs. Those 120Gb Hard Drives sure earned their name...

      --
      "If God created us in his own image we have more than reciprocated." - Voltaire
    3. Re:porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's a very astute observation: males stop enjoying porn after they turn 21.

      Not!

  28. Zero times. by lahosken · · Score: 2, Funny
    "How many times have you met an interesting person, who happened to check out the same book in the library, or listen to the same music as you do?"
    Zero. Is that unusual?
    1. Re:Zero times. by realdpk · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's so unusual. Almost nobody I know likes the TV shows, movies, and music I like. Few like the games I like. It's to the point that I have almost completely stopped making any recommendations of any sort.

      Then again, I don't meet very many people. Maybe I just need to get out more and find folks that do have similar interests. Although, I wonder if they'd be as terribly boring as I am. ;)

    2. Re:Zero times. by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      "How many times have you met an interesting person, who happened to check out the same book in the library, or listen to the same music as you do?"

      Zero times so far. But every day I set my stool in front of that book and watch it to see if someone will check it out. The librarian made me turn off my music, so nobody else listens to the same music as I do.

  29. Happened to me with Natalie! by inoffensif · · Score: 3, Funny


    Hi Natalie Portman,

    I realized by monitoring your searching habits that we have sooo much in common...i too am an only child. i too have been a vegetarian since the age of 8. i too became a vegetarian because i saw a demonstration of laser surgey on a chicken at a medical conference with my father. i too can speak fleuent Hebrew, French, and Japanese. i too have hobbies such as : Dancing, Reading, Writing, Acting, Ice-skating Can we please one day get together and watch Friends and Ellen together??

    purty purty please??

    --
    - you are sofa king weed todd did
    1. Re:Happened to me with Natalie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Natalie Portman is familiar to most Slashdot users as Padme Amidala from Star Wars episode 1 and 2 (I can't remember her name being mentioned before that anyway). Trolls became pretty obsessed with her for one reason or another..of course a lot of the trolls repeatedly post fictional stories about children being raped and murdered with CmdrTaco's name inserted in appropriate areas, so it's not like they ever made much sense to begin with.

      I don't think I'm going to explain the grits thing, though. Doesn't make much sense anyway.

    2. Re:Happened to me with Natalie! by inoffensif · · Score: 1
      --
      - you are sofa king weed todd did
    3. Re:Happened to me with Natalie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget Amidala, she was cuter when she played Matilda in the movie Leon. Check out the international version where she trys to get Leon to fuck her. In that version she also go's out with him for a bunch of hits, there are almost 1/2 hours worth of extra scenes in the international version. Its worth buying.

  30. Mediachest Let's You See What Your Friends Own by muscleman706 · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's a site called mediachest.com which lets you keep track of what dvds, games, cds, and books you own, then see what your friends own and it lets you create sharing networks between yourself and friends and people you know.
    The relevancy here is that because your collection is in the site's database, you have the ability to find other people with similiar interests and those can be narrowed down to people local to you (close to a certain postal code). It even lets you find like minded people based on what school you go to.

  31. This would be weird. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    What if you could do the reverse, and given a person's name and shit, retrieve their browser cache? Hmmm...

    1. Re:This would be weird. by gykh · · Score: 2, Funny

      The name will do fine, thank you...

  32. Re:Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not darnit?!

  33. Will I be the first to say by rasafras · · Score: 1

    "Opposites attract..."

    1. Re:Will I be the first to say by comet_11 · · Score: 1
      Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong.
      Your search - "love riaa" "mormon" "hate computers" - did not match any documents.
      Aww, shit.
      --
      By reading this comment, you immediately waive any and all rights regarding it.
    2. Re:Will I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opposites may attract, but in my experience, they don't stay together as much.

  34. Spot on by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny
    So, if the government or a corporation tracks an individuals surfing habits, it's bad.

    Right.

    If we do it to get a date, it's good.

    Right again.

    Perhaps I'm missing something.

    Nope, you've got it just fine!

  35. Getting to know you... by nettamere · · Score: 1

    Researching to sell products results in better competition in business because they can offer more of what someone needs and less crap that they don't. Researching unsuspecting prospective friends/mates/victims is creepy. It would be alright if you were actively signing up for something (like a dating service or a find-a-friend service), but if this is a tactic that sites are going to just automatically enroll you in and anyone can get the results: count me out. It's just creepy!!

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    xxxxxxxxxx
    It's your mess. YOU clean it up!
  36. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what I've always wanted -- a way to meet a bunch of pr0n-hungry perverts.

  37. Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there's one thing I learned at the asylum, it's that your phsyciatrist is your best friend.

    It was fun, in general. We were going for walks in the park, there were free drugs (if you knew from which of the corrupted doctors to get them) and you could show your penis to the nurses with no offense. But then I had to leave....

  38. Naked Fishing Lady by philovivero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There used to be a "search voyeur" CGI that would show you the searches that were recently performed on some search engine or another. It was fun to watch, but was sometimes frustrating. You'd see someone search for "Japanese women" and you would want to edit their search and do "Japanese women +naked" because you knew that's what they really wanted, but were too newb to do it right.

    Then, there would be the guy who would search for "Windows sucks Linux roolz" and you'd wish you could start chatting with him.

    But finally I made my own website, and now I can search the referrer logs (hint: grep for "?query=" b/c it seems a pretty common referrer string) for funny searches. My favourite was someone searching for pictures of naked women fishing. Is there some popular naked women fishing fetish out there or something? I'd never heard of it. But the searches kept bringing up my pages, and people kept clicking through.

    1. Re:Naked Fishing Lady by seangw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the real question is why did "naked women fishing" bring up YOUR site

    2. Re:Naked Fishing Lady by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine has a humor website with a spoof review of "Mission Impossible". Most of the hits he gets are for the search "tom cruise armpits". I mean, naked women I can understand, even if the fishing bit is rather bizarre. That one really makes me wonder, though.

    3. Re:Naked Fishing Lady by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      search the referrer logs ... for funny searches"

      Exclude Altavista, though, or you'll be getting a lot of false positives from Webcollage.

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    4. Re:Naked Fishing Lady by Timmeh · · Score: 1

      I think he misspelled 'naked women fisting'.

  39. Good idea for Asian countries by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

    Interests are common everywhere, but in places where most people are pretty much the same, this can be an important tool for meeting new and interesting folks who are as much like you.

    I would like to see a web sight that is much the same, but with a "Hot-or-Not" option to help find girls that I like.

    --
    I suggest you read Slashdot
  40. somewhere by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Redundant

    a million stalkers rejoice

    attractive women everywhere weep

    as if this is a good thing

    anonymity is much beter than anything this tech can do

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:somewhere by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      attractive women everywhere weep

      The inventor of the software which identifies attractive women based on their search behavior gets rich by applying the technology to 82 different fields of industry.

      The inventor of the software which behaves in search engines as attractive women behaves gets totally ignored after his brief slashdotting.

  41. Google Labs dating service... by evil_mojo_jojo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yet another money making opportunity for Google. :-)

    Of course, I really don't want to meet the woman who's doing the same kind of searches I do... ewww.

    1. Re:Google Labs dating service... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Google? Actually "Elgoog".

      Also, "Jeves Tells", "TunnelVista", "Yohoo, Cousin!", "!YADMOZ", and "LikeUs".

  42. Or, check your web server log by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    Most of my interests or on-line. Most people who type search queries related to those interests will find my website. Thus, most IP addresses in my web server log should be useful.

    And for those without a website, or a shitty one, there's Meetup.com.

    Funny how scientist think it would be cool do something we've all be doing for years already.

  43. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Male, 27, good healt, searching a women to share activities and interests like: ...(herm)... xxx, celeb, facial, bukkake, pantihose, lesbians, anal, blow job, free xxx pass, tits, hard core sex, pussy fuck, bondage, asian porn, teens, foot job, female ejaculation, big tits, small tits, average tits :p, juicy pussy, and allTheFuckingSexualPerversionInTheWorld ... ...anyone interested ?

  44. Oh cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gerbils bootlicking tights spoons tarzen

    ahh...my love toy is just a search away from being discovered...but, others see my searches too then? doh!

  45. Expand your tastes? by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

    But...if these people have similar tastes to you, then you're listening to the same kinds of music as before, right? They need a service that takes what kind of music you hear too much of, then forces you to listen to something completely different, to make you expand your horizons. Kind of like a TMBG / NWA* exchange program.

    *insert current group that's popular with the urban kids today.

    1. Re:Expand your tastes? by Kinlan · · Score: 4, Informative

      www.gnod.net is similar to what you are saying... I think it has quite a cool interface as well, but it not only does music, but books and films as well

      --
      As cunning as a fox, which has just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University. http://www.kinlan.co
  46. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but im already affiliated with a group of like minded people, I'm a registered sex offender.
    And when a new moves to town, the authorites tell everyone.

  47. Similar feature in LiveJournal by Duck_Taffy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This idea is rather like something that's already available on LiveJournal. Users have the option to list anywhere up to 100 interests. You can then search for people who have a specific interest listed (it brings up both people and communities), but even better is if you're a paid member - you can search for people who share the highest number of common interests. The only down-side is that sometimes when you find a really cool person, their journal will have been inactive for a year or two.

    --
    Karma: Ran over your dogma.
    1. Re:Similar feature in LiveJournal by Duck_Taffy · · Score: 1

      Er, correction - up to 150 interests. Sorry, I haven't had any caffeine yet today.

      --
      Karma: Ran over your dogma.
  48. The intelligent thing by seangw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Friends would look for the same subject matter.

    If you're looking for a date you should search for opposite subject matter.

    Imagine typing:

    "Hot 20yo blond chick"

    and getting matched up with others looking for the same thing?

    You'd want to type "geeky nerd with a slightly smelly pile in the back of his room". Bound to find a soulmate if someone matches up with that...

  49. That's why it works so well for college roomates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I remember filling out a 10+ page plus form to find a "like minded person" to room with freshman year. What a crock. So this is some big revelation?!?

  50. Attn MODS: PARENT POST =50% flamebait 50% troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  51. nice by tetro · · Score: 1

    Giving up privacy for some sex, very nice.

    --
    .smell my feet.
  52. Of course. by LordZardoz · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only reason to track such information about a person is if you intend to screw that person.

    If the government wants to screw you, its bad.
    If an attractive member of the opposite sex wants to screw you, its good.
    If an attractive member of the same sex wants to screw you, um... I leave that for you to decide.

    END COMMUNICATION

  53. friendster by ripicheep · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I'm not joking here.

    It's a kind of interesting site to meet people and it shows how you are connected to others on the site through your friends.

    Friendster tells you what city someone lives in and lists some favorite books, movies tv shows etc.

    So far there are only 3 Canadians on friendster, but there are lots from Tulsa OK.

    --
    "A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire
  54. Already in practice...mostly by rmarll · · Score: 1

    All the major IM clients already do this.
    Newsgroups, mailing lists, book clubs, amazon.com...

    All of them are opt-in sort of communities and are just fine for meeting like minded people and trolls. The only advantage another system has is if it's involuntary, which sucks.

    Time to set up those off shore anonymous remailers and dust off my foil hat. I'm first in line for cmdrtaco@leavemethehellalone.cx.

  55. Government by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like a great and easy way for the government to make "friends" with political dissidents or suspected criminals of any nature.

  56. Re:That's why it works so well for college roomate by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Let's say that you match 100% with student A, and less than 80% with everybody else. Somebody else also matches 100% with student A and 80% or less with everybody else. Who gets to room with student A? Or, another way to look at it: you have 3 perfect matches, but only two can fit in a room. Somebody has to be left out in the cold. I also suspect that whatever the college used to match room-mates was something less than optimal. No doubt, those forms were scrupulously analyzed by the same highly dedicated, hard-working, midnight oil burning employees who analyzed your application essays. Yeah, right.

    When it was 4 o'clock, all they could probably think about was making sure that Blacks got to room with Whites. At 5 o'clock, they just shuffled the forms like cards and went for beer.

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  57. Hello, I am "cindy+crawford+horse+fucking" ! (NT) by S.I.O. · · Score: 1

    (NT)

  58. Opt-In vs Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big brother-esqe comments are funny, but on the mark. If I'm searching for something, I'm conducting "personal business," I'm not trolling for dates.

    On the other hand, a weblog is a place where people actively promote their interests. What we need is a place where you can find webloggers who are interested in the same stuff you are interested in, based on comparing what you write about.

    Oh, yeah, we have that already.

  59. I believe that our children would prefer THAT by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    instead of the perverts' utopia endorsed by the great-grandparent post. A little preching and a little spanking never hurt anyone. But the scars of child abuse are never outgrown. :~(

    By the way, this is a christian nation. Settled by exiled christians who were looking for a place to escape persecution. That had nothing to do with renouncing their beliefs, which the reader can research for themselves by doing a google search for 'puritans'.

  60. Find peer (or mentor or coach) matchmaking service by totierne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is there scope in the market for a non sex based matchmaking service, a 'FindPeer' service to encourage one on one peer (or coach or mentor) based short relationships? I did a rough spec and
    wiki page on such a service but at 10 hits from google in 4 months maybe it is not worth more investigation without more marketing!

    Most newsgroups and slashdot items seldom lead to interesting one on one discussion except perhaps for aggressive self opinionated 'experts' (allegedly).

    FYI I may have time for some one on one discussion but not necessarily to join an open source programming project, and the local linux group does not seem approachable enough for this purpose. Also the peer development may not necessarily be in the computing field.

    Signed a meek want-to-be peer developed with 10 years developer experience.

  61. Cleaning up my act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this would make me a lot more conscious of what searches I did. I'd be worried about making a good impression, so I'd start pretending to have a lot more refined interests than I actually do.

  62. better way of doing it by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I've actually found that most people come equipped primitive carbon-based CPUs that, while they aren't capable of fast calculations, are very good at basic p2p information sharing techniques. If you take advantage of the speech synthesizers which come standard in most people you can learn about their web searching habits rather directly, without sifting through logs. What's more, there exist places outside of the internet where lots of different people actually go to meet each other and engage in such p2p information sharing. I think they call it "conversation."

    1. Re:better way of doing it by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Ya still gotta watch out for the viruses, though.

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
  63. Oh Yey by TheDarkRogue · · Score: 1

    User #1 Search: Kinky porn (For Pleasure)

    User #2 Search: Animal Mating habits (For school paper)

    Person matched up via search habits: So, You like Beastiality?

    User #2 Responds: WTF?!?!

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    (Score:0, Interesting)
  64. Miss Fitzhenry? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    Bugsy Brown....

    But seriously, the only people I'll be stuck meeting are ones who can't spell :(

  65. Too many common interests not good though by panurge · · Score: 1
    Do you really want to hang out with people with exactly the same interests? To me, being a sheep has never looked hugely attractive, even leaving aside the words "lamb chops".

    I'm fortunate to work and live with a group of people with whom I have just enough interests in common. And, despite the obsolete sexism and general lack of PC, I rather liked Ogden Nash's observation that it didn't hurt for husband and wife to be a little incompatible, provided he had income and she was pattable. How do we analyse for this?

    --
    Panurge has posted for the last time. Thanks for the positive moderations.
  66. Yeah, but... by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but can you sleep with them? That seems to be more along the point of this article.

    Lots of sites use the old Firefly technology or something similar to project what you might like by comparing you to other people who currently have similar tastes. Amazon.com actually allows you to rate products that they recommend if you already own them. This gives them even more information to try to guess stuff they could sell you.

  67. OT:I believe that our children would prefer THAT by zackbar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, no. This isn't a christian nation.

    It may have been originally settled by Puritans, but they weren't the only ones here when the constitution was created. In fact, the constitution expressly forbids discrimination over religion.

    If this were simply a christian nation, there would be only one legal religion here.

    Of course, this is WAY off topic.

  68. Amen, brother! by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Amen brother!

    I work in a pretty small IT shop and I'm the only one that does what I do, the rest have other specialties. When I'm in situations where I'm immersed in other IT people like myself I always remark on how much I *dislike* those people, even though we share a lot of the same interests.

    I find the same thing to be true in a lot of areas -- a lot of the people that I find that like X I don't like, even though we both like X.

    The people I do like and spend time with have more subtle and abstract similarities from a personality perspective, and in ordinary ways are quite different from me, which is usually a good thing.

    I find what interests me in people is uniqueness of perspective and depth of feeling. People with John Q. Public opinions and no feeling about them don't turn me on. People that feel passionately about something unusual I find fascinating, even if I find their opinions unappealing.

    I'm familiar with someone who embraces a lot of pretty scary far-right attitudes on politics, race, and so on, but he's capable of explaining them in an intelligent and thoughtful way. At the end of the day I disagree with him, but I still think he's very interesting.

    1. Re:Amen, brother! by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      I find the same thing to be true in a lot of areas -- a lot of the people that I find that like X I don't like, even though we both like X.

      Well, geez. What's not to like? Network transparency? Established standards? Everybody likes X. Except these guys.

      --
      -Dave
  69. Profile matching or what? by Ashtead · · Score: 1
    Considering some of what I have been searching for recently:

    LM331

    rechargeable 1512

    place names

    lorentz transformation

    TLC272

    solar panel

    energy meters

    16F877

    hydroelectric power output

    carbon 14

    (all from recent memory, there is others along the same lines)

    What kind of profile does that really show?

    --
    SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
  70. Fascinating, despite the fact that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that is fascinating. Despite the fact that IBM has been doing this internally for 5 years already.

  71. Gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of paying $20 to have a woman reject me, I can spend $78k. Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:Gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not that hard to find a woman that for $20 will accept you. Briefly.

    2. Re:Gee by oobar · · Score: 1

      For $20 I think the only part of her that will be, uh, accepting anything is her right hand.

  72. This has already been implemented by endquotedotcom · · Score: 1

    Shame on me for not knowing the name of the product, but the search engine that Microsoft and BP use on their intranets has this sort of functionality. When you do a search, you can check a box that says "list me for future people that search for this" (or something). Then the next person that searches for the same thing gets your name as well as the results, so they can perhaps collaborate with you on the same topic.

  73. What's the difference between this and doubleclick by soybean · · Score: 1

    Don't you and these "friends" of yours already get the same exact marketing emails via this same exact technology?

  74. StumbleUpon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stumbleupon seems to follow the article the closest. Surf websites, rate them as good, bad, or great, and once you've built a database of favourite sites, find users that share the same interests.

    They have a toolbar for Firebird browser, btw.

  75. i don't want her... by jeremie_z_ · · Score: 1

    ... if she's *the* girl who spends her time querying for faulty hardisks making i/o errors, php manual and howtos!

    plus, everybody on many sites i'm often on (not offending anybody by naming one!) would be after *that* same girl!

    no thanx! :)

  76. BlogMatcher by dirvish · · Score: 1

    If you have a blog and want to find like-minded bloggers try out BlogMatcher. There are a lot of blogs out there and most of them are terribly boring. This tool helps narrow down the blogoshpere to those blogs that have some of the same links as your blog.

  77. I don't want to know who matches this... by shaneb11716 · · Score: 1

    My 4 year old is just learning the internet.
    I was showing him Google (which he calls Gooooogle
    because of all the 'o's in the nav images) and
    I asked him for a search term. He came up with "crocodile sky". There were hits.

    I don't want to know anyone who also searched for that. Or do I?

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    I love teh int4rw3b!!!!!111one1
  78. Anybody else bank in Nigeria? by rf600r · · Score: 1

    I could find people "just like me" and send them email about penis enlargement and home equity loans. What a great idea! They're "like-minded," so this should not bother them at all, right?

  79. Is this a dupe? by haggar · · Score: 1

    I have the impression this was featured on Slashdot a few months ago already. I think someone proposed to use the Slashdot friend/foe system in a similar fashion.

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    Sigged!
  80. wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is sex the most queried for term on google ?

  81. It could be worst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could be digging a graveyard to get parts to "build" friends...

    "Master, it could be worst... it could be raining!"
    "Thunder!"

  82. dumb and sneaky way by guest12 · · Score: 1

    better get to know like monded people in discussion boards. or make a website and mention in these specialised boards, even group services like yahoo or google.

  83. Re:Hello, I am "cindy+crawford+horse+fucking" (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew there was something wrong with NT.

  84. sillyest idea yet... by joto · · Score: 1
    How many times have you met an interesting person, who happened to check out the same book in the library, or listen to the same music as you do?

    Eh, to be precise: NEVER!

    I meet people in a number of ways, but not by my shopping habits (unless you count beer). Can anyone seriously say that they have met a friend by choosing the same item in a shop (or library, etc...)

    Researchers from University of Chicago suggest that it would be kinda cool if you could find like-minded people by analyzing the queries submitted to a Web search engine

    Yeah, I would love that, if people could contact me based on my searching habits. The people who would do that would surely be really interesting people, and must live a fun life!

  85. Just a distraction... by joto · · Score: 1

    But what does actually "coed" mean. And why has it become so much used in pornography and nowhere else?

  86. Ummm. I think not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't stand yourself, there are plenty of suicide FAQs on the net, you can rid the world of your pestilence quite easily.

    I think you mean to say, you can just barely stand yourself. Which is the problem, with Xanex, Paxil and all these other aids, we're preventing marginal people (like yourself) from removing themselves from the planet.

    <tongue only slightly in cheek>

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  87. actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jews were some of the first western people over here, fleeing from RC forced conversions...

    And Indians were here first, we stole this country against international law, american law, and moral law.

    Primarily because of Christians pushing a 'god-fearing' country concept. If we eliminate the christians and the islamics... we might get back to a more peaceful world...

    No more moral crusades, or holy wars.

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  88. And if you meet... by phorm · · Score: 1

    you might have a lot of common interests to talk about...
    Just don't be offended if nobody wants to shake your hand...