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Linux Usage in the UK

pdajames writes "Techies don't seem to understand that businesses want to have a support contract with their usual supplier before they will buy Linux, even though the likelihood is that they may never need support. A survey in the UK showed that support concerns were the No. 1 factor keeping companies from investing in open source software."

280 comments

  1. Nudge, Nudge by inertia187 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man:
    Evening, squire!
    Man with hat:
    Good evening.
    Man:
    Is your...does your sysadmin support Linux?
    Man with hat:
    I-I...I beg your pardon?
    Man:
    Your...your sysadmin. Does he support Linux, eh? Does he support Linux, eh? Eh?
    Man with hat:
    Huh, sometimes he has to support Linux, yes.
    Man:
    I bet he does! I bet he does! Say no more! Say no more! Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!

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    1. Re:Nudge, Nudge by sydb · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why this is funny. I mean, I know it's from the "Is your wife sporty?" Monty Python sketch. But what has this got to do with UK uptake of Linux?

      OK, I get it, Monty Python is the only recognisable UK comedy in the world. Right.

      I know you yanks like the Python; I'm a fan myself. But there are many other British comedy talents, in general far superior to what I've seen coming from the states (of course, we brits do have the worlds most refined sense of humour).

      Steve Coogan (Alan Partridge) and Eddie Izzard spring to mind for a start. Kenneth Williams, Peter Cook, Eric Morcambe... what can I say, as a nation we produce peerless wits. The Pythons were unique but by no means "the best" or "the most British"; in fact, I think you'll find their following is bigger in the States than it is over here.

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    2. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Dont' like Eddie Izzard myself. Too mod. But I do like Peter Cook and oh what's his name... hrmmmm... the guy with the curly hair on Jonathan Creek. Oh well. Not all of us yanks are that limited.

    3. Re:Nudge, Nudge by sydb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Good for you, sorry you got modded down. No doubt I will too, but I have sufficient karma and I'm drunk so I don't care.

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    4. Re:Nudge, Nudge by fatgraham · · Score: 1

      That and bowler hats

      http://www.bubblegun.com/toons/flash/idiots4.htm l

    5. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody here in California loves Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean. In fact, we still get the re-runs on BBC America through PBS. He's on Saturdays at 10pm. Hey, that's tonight! Gotta go...

    6. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best British comic is the guy who plays Onslow in "Keeping Up Appearances".

    7. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      nope

      he isn't even a comedian...

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    8. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what can I say, as a nation we produce peerless wits and witless peers :-)

    9. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Californian and frankly, I think Mr. Bean sucks. And I generally like English comedy (I think "The Office" is sheer brilliance). When that Mr. Bean movie came out a few years back, I was astonished at how unfunny it was. Part of its failure, IMO, was due to the fact that the English usually get the American parts so completly wrong (but I realize that tired Yank archetypes play well in the UK, which has a bizarre love/hate fixation on their younger, sexier sibling nation).

      Izzard seems OK, but I haven't seen him much. Oddly enough, I became aware of him through his voice work on "Rex the Runt" (as the Easter Island statue). Rex the Runt is another superb English comedy--I think it has a big future here.

      Anyhoo, not ALL Californians love Atkinson as Bean. Not by a longshot.

    10. Re:Nudge, Nudge by BuhSnarf · · Score: 1

      Alan Davies?

    11. Re:Nudge, Nudge by BuhSnarf · · Score: 1

      America is sexier than England? Is that official? I'll have to tell that to the girlfriend, she'll be upset...

    12. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Unleashed-TMY · · Score: 0

      Is it just me or is this just ... not funny?

    13. Re:Nudge, Nudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's you, because you are a chick.

  2. Who needs support by arcanumas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Support? Who needs support when you have the LDP! :)

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    1. Re:Who needs support by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good lord man, that's not even funny in the Linux reality distortion field.

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    2. Re:Who needs support by dknj · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Who needs support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A lot of UK businesses apparently...

    4. Re:Who needs support by essdodson · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Hoorah for worthless and frequently contradictory documentation! LDP rocks...

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    5. Re:Who needs support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You down with LDP?

    6. Re:Who needs support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you know me.

    7. Re:Who needs support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree with this assessment. As the sysadmin at a large technical firm, a great perception in the business community is that expertise and contractual obligations go hand in hand. In truth, that is the why support contracts exist.

      Large, corporate support contracts grew up with the closed source industry because of the availability of "official" documentation and Software certification/recognition. Business models and support designs were formulated for this. Larger companies need the safety net (or perceived net) of the contract for a business model.

  3. the usual supplier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you'd be hard pressed to get Linux support from Microsoft.

    1. Re:the usual supplier by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... you'd be hard pressed to get Linux support from Microsoft.

      Of course you can get Linux support from Microsoft.

      Call them and ask them to solve a sendmail problem for example (assuming you want to waste $$$ on the support call that is) and you can bet they'll answer something like "Hmm, I think you really do need IIS sir. Would you like to hear more about it ?".

      So you see, they do give you advices to help you solve your Linux problems ...

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    2. Re:the usual supplier by eht · · Score: 2, Informative

      They also made the award winning Microsoft Services for Unix 3, that's right, Microsoft won a LinuxWorld award.

  4. No issues here by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can never see the problem, at my place the only support contract we have is for the AIX server. We have a liberal number of OpenBSD and linux boxes around the business, all running semi critical and critical systems, and we have no support contracts. All of it is handled inhouse by moi, we have redundant backup systems, and a good backup procedure. Any issues i get that i cant resolve, i can usually find a good answer from mailing lists, google or IRC. Seriously, how many of these same people have support contracts for their Windows systems?

    1. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You better have a support contract for that AIX server, since that is the first OS SCO will be suing you for using!

    2. Re:No issues here by sydb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, how many of these same people have support contracts for their Windows systems?

      What we're talking about here is places like my day job, where we have someone from Microsoft on-site full time. I was most upset when I found out, I mean, how pathetic, but there you are.

      Support matters when you're a large company who is in it "for the long run" as I've been told.

      Yes, we use Linux, but we have support from the supplier (SuSE just now, RedHat to come).

      I can't implement software without a support contract! Isn't it insane? I was going to install a little GPL'd FTP proxy because our Microsoft proxies were failing, first thing management ask is "where's the support coming from?" Heh, a couple of hundred lines of C but it needs supported.

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    3. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I can't implement software without a support contract! Isn't it insane? I was going to install a little GPL'd FTP proxy because our Microsoft proxies were failing, first thing management ask is "where's the support coming from?" Heh, a couple of hundred lines of C but it needs supported.

      Management didn't ask "where's the support contract", they asked "where's the support coming from?". If you get hit by a truck immediately after installing that FTP proxy, who maintains it? You've made those kinds of arrangements, yes?

      No? Well, no wonder your management's so nervous. You've done nothing to help ease their concerns, just settle by with making clever remarks.

    4. Re:No issues here by sydb · · Score: 1

      Management didn't ask "where's the support contract", they asked "where's the support coming from?".

      No, I should have been more clear. They asked "where's the support contract".

      I said, "I'm speaking to OpenCare [in France] and Cendio Systems [in Sweden]".

      OpenCare went bust shortly after I received the "We'll get back to you soon!" email.

      Cendio wanted about £5000 to "do a feasibility study" and there was no guarantee, or even a positive feeling, of support after that; if they decided they could support it, we were looking at several thousand pounds a year. That would be OK, but wanting £5000 up front with no firm return was unacceptable.

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    5. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is the crux of the problem:
      All of it is handled inhouse by moi

      Organisations absolutely, positively hate this. "Single point of failure". They piss you off, you quit and get a better job, you get killed in a bizarre gardening act, and they are up shit creek.

      Unfortunately, this is also an attitude taken by lots of Admins as well (Windows and Unix, I will state). The "fuck off and leave me alone" attitude that many them put forward when asked questions. The inability or unwillingness to document what they've done ("Say, how do we re-install the sendmail installation if we have to?" "Fuck off and leave me alone").

      I have seen many an office who will stick with middle-of-the-road software, even though they figure there's better stuff, because they don't want to risk the chance of getting fucked over by this.

      This is why they want support contracts, this is why they use windows. "well, if Jim Bob dies, we'll just get the support folks to help us until we get someone else", or the (perhaps false sense of) security of "every here knows windows, we can fix things ourselves without Jim Bob"

    6. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All of it is handled inhouse by moi, we have redundant backup systems, and a good backup procedure.

      And what happens when you are hit by a truck.

    7. Re:No issues here by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1

      I've been working like that, and I did see several problems. For one thing, I do like to able to take vacations like anybody else. I don't want to go to work when I am really, really ill. I don't like people calling me with job stuff when I am not working. And so on.

      Sure, when I was there, while I was there, there was no problems I couldn't solve via the same procedures as you.

      The windows systems were supported one way or the other, but the linux ones were not, in any other way than by me. Though I documented heavily and showed the other guys how it worked as much as I could. Them being windows guys, they were not very interested though. So I'm not having such a bad conscience about it. :) But now there are a couple of machines used by lots and lots of people that just mustn't break down, or they are up shit creek.

      Sure, they could call me (if they pay good), and of course any specialist probably can be called in and fix it, though it will be expensive.

      I guess this company, like so many others, likes to gamble, because it costs less as long as red keeps coming up.The problem with this kind of gamble is that you just get to keep your money every time you win, while you lose all your bets up till then when you lose.

    8. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good reply, thanks.

    9. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he has a cloning vat standing by

    10. Re:No issues here by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I agree. honestly, if they need a support contract for every desktop they have, that's a blame policy rather than a support policy. "who can i say is at fault when something craps out." With Microsoft, pointing that finger is easy. With linux, who are you going to point your finger at if the user fouls up something? Linus? nope...try the user. Management, who don't understand computers, are afraid they'll screw something up and have to take the blame. Yes, i've worked places where that was the case.

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    11. Re:No issues here by ecesar · · Score: 1

      I am curious about your Microsoft on-site full time support guy. Couldn't he (or any MS support) help with your failing Microsoft proxy? If not, how could any solution be less supported than that?

    12. Re:No issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > "well, if Jim Bob dies, we'll just get the support folks to help us until we get someone else"

      And what happens when the support company goes out of business?

      My experience is that when you outsource your support, you are taking a risk. As often as not, the long-term costs go up, while the quality of the support goes down.

      If management fears that in-house support will produce a "single point of failure", then the solution is to document procedures, and to set up a cross-training program to ensure that more than one person can do each job.

      With in-house support, you are always your own first priority, and you can control the quality, the cost, and the number of people assigned to support each system.

      With outsourced support, you could be way down on the support company's priority list (behind their larger customers), and there might be just one guy assigned to supporting 20 systems.

      The gist of it is that hiring outside help is not a magic solution. There is no replacement for having competent staff.

    13. Re:No issues here by sydb · · Score: 1

      Should have said, he's a dedicated desktop guy, we have 11,000 of them (desktops). We have only a light dusting of Microsoft servers.

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    14. Re:No issues here by mpe · · Score: 1

      Organisations absolutely, positively hate this. "Single point of failure". They piss you off, you quit and get a better job, you get killed in a bizarre gardening act, and they are up shit creek

      An external vendor could easily be just as bad. Possibly worst, since if they only person who knows how XYZ piece of proprietary software works were to suddenly disappear they are more likely to keep taking your money than actually bother to tell you.

    15. Re:No issues here by mpe · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the support company goes out of business?

      They don't even need to go out of business to cease supporting a specific product.

    16. Re:No issues here by JMJ · · Score: 1

      I can really appreciate your view on this. I'm not employed in any computer related field, but as I'm the only person on the staff that understands IT systems I basically do everything in my company. We have a couple of linux boxes doing all server roles, and if i was to leave there wouldn't be anyone that even knows how to login, never mind solve any problems.

      Documenting how to do common housekeeping tasks is something I really must do. My general view though is that most local computer consultancies offer linux support, so if there was to be a major failure when I wasn't around, there would be someone they could bring in to sort out the chaos.

      Incidently, before I moved things to Linux we ran Netware 3 servers, but again, had no official support. I don't think they would have been any easier for a non techie to fix, which is why I didn't see a major problem moving to Linux.

  5. Another cluebie post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "even though the likelihood is that they may never need support."

    Nope. Businesses rarely use support. Nope. No-siree. Oh... wait...

    1. Re:Another cluebie post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn right. I've never needed support ever in my entire career. I'll bet the business on it. no support needed. never used it, never would use .. oh, that's not supposed to happen. oh dear. um.

  6. Isn't that what Redhat is for? by StrifeCX · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Honestly I could never see anyone making any money from linux exept when selling support. Or hardware. Reason I guess why IBM loves it. Isn't that what Redhats buissness model is? Support and hardware?

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    1. Re:Isn't that what Redhat is for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly I could never see anyone making any money from linux exept when selling support. Or hardware.

      Most of the money made from Linux is by people using it. Support and hardware can be money makers too but they're relatively peripheral (and are dependent upon the people who are profitably using it).

  7. It's an excuse... by heironymouscoward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Developer: I'd like to use Linux for this project.

    Manager: I'll check with our suppliers to see if they support Linux.

    Suppliers: hahahaha.

    Manager: sorry, developer, company policy is clear: no support, no project.

    Developer: COM+ gnash MTS splutter IIS damnation.

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    1. Re:It's an excuse... by Spoing · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Or, where I am now the techs and managers hear this;

      On-Site: We'll save $300,000 if we use Linux instead of HPUX and Windows on the servers.

      Home office: You will use HPUX and Windows.

      On-Site: Why? It's more expensive!

      Home office: We are Microsoft and HP partners. We will not be using Linux.

      That said, we're using Linux after the main installation (with Windows and HPUX) goes in. Most of the cost savings and support benifits are lost, though, since the budget has been misspent already.

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  8. Some companies aren't scared of it. by caluml · · Score: 3, Informative
    Some companies aren't scared of it.

    It's just a case of time before everyone else gets in on it.
    Of course there are still those companies that will always eat the dog food they're given, rushing to pull the money out of their pockets.

  9. I totally agree 'its about support stupid' by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Almost every high level manager I've spoke too, that is their #1 concern.. ' If you are not around, who do I call when its broke?'.

    They understand the stability, the lower cost ( notice I didn't say free. it does cost something to maintain ), and that it *can* replace functionality of the commercial alternative at this point, but being out on their own worries them. And rightfully so.

    Even down to the techies that defend Microsoft, that is their one remaining argument,that they have the huge support team back in Redmond to call on. And scoff as you want about Microsoft support, if you are a big enough dealer they WILL help you, they do have actual competent engineers hiding somewhere.... and the managers know this..

    Having somone like IBM sell support, or even produce their own 'commercial' distrobution + support would go a looooong way to get past this.

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    1. Re:I totally agree 'its about support stupid' by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "What part of "the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed" do you not understand"

      The point?

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    2. Re:I totally agree 'its about support stupid' by tftp · · Score: 1
      If you are not around, who do I call when its broke?

      Give them my business card. I won't charge too much :-) And I think I could find some use for that extra income...

  10. Support is everything by Glendale2x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:

    Yates gave the example of an installation of 50 DHCP servers running Linux, which was set up several years ago, and for which the technical support is tenuous. "The people who set them up have gone on to other projects," he said. "People are terrified about what the support would be like if something went wrong."

    I think that pretty much sums it up. Too many people thing computer = Windows and don't know how to use anything else. So if the Linux server (God forbid) breaks, who will be around to fix it?

    And no, whatever monkey was assigned to look after the box after the guys who were l33t enough to set the whole thing up is probably not going to research the problem. He was probably hired to look at the pretty light and call whatever vendor's tech support when the light went out.

    That, and if something does go wrong, there's someone else to blame.

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    1. Re:Support is everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I think that pretty much sums it up. Too many people thing computer = Windows and don't know how to use anything else. So if the Linux server (God forbid) breaks, who will be around to fix it?

      And your answer to this question is?...You seemed to have missed the phrase "...and for which the technical support is tenuous." when discussing those 50 Linux DHCP servers. Too many people don't know how to use anything else, and too many people aren't advertising/marketing Linux support when there's a growing need for it..

    2. Re:Support is everything by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      That's the problem, it doesn't matter to the decision makers. No support is a big deal breaker, even if the downtime for the system in querstion is once in never.

      There is no answer to the question until some big name breaks out the Linux support.

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    3. Re:Support is everything by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think that pretty much sums it up. Too many people think computer = Windows and don't know how to use anything else. So if the Linux server (God forbid) breaks, who will be around to fix it?

      That's just demonstrative of the entire problem with *NIX -- it's too difficult to learn and use. That's why Windows or even Mac OS X would be used by companies (as long as PCs or Macs will suit their needs) rather than Linux, because you don't have to have "l33t software gods" to simply set the systems up or run them.

      In other words, the barrier to adoption may be support, but if your stuff is simpler to use then the need for support is reduced. The *NIX crowds (Linux, BSD, etc) need to take note of how relatively simple it is to set up and run a Windows or Mac OS X system, and start realizing that ease-of-use and consistent graphic interfaces are something real people care about.

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    4. Re:Support is everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: webmin.

    5. Re:Support is everything by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful


      That's just demonstrative of the entire problem with *NIX -- it's too difficult to learn and use. That's why Windows or even Mac OS X would be used by companies (as long as PCs or Macs will suit their needs) rather than Linux, because you don't have to have "l33t software gods" to simply set the systems up or run them.


      I completely disagree. I went from Windows centric support to supporting Unix environments. That learning process included having to adjust to a new system. Heck, it was pretty much learning a new CULTURAL outlook. I now find Linux the simple to understand and configure system.

      Setting up and running a Linux system is easy. Especially if you're performing a basic and very well defined task. But ease of use isn't the whole issue.

      Even when you're dealing with a simple system, you need to understand whats going on. I've watched the trap unfold a number of times. We have a cadre of Windows (and even some Unix) admins with very basic understandings of the systems they admin. They're able to handle basic functions. But when things get squirely, it all falls back on a hand-full of very knowledgable individuals. Yes - they do exist in the Windows world too. Heaven forbid you ask these individuals to manage something that's a little beyond the standard task.

      Support is important. It doesn't matter what systems you rely on. You either have the help in-house to do it, or you need to know where to go to rent it as-needed.
    6. Re:Support is everything by fanatic · · Score: 1

      In other words, the barrier to adoption may be support, but if your stuff is simpler to use then the need for support is reduced.

      Until stuff magically stops working, which happens frequently in Windows because - well - because. Because MS has always and will always have the attitude that their programmers know more about what you want to do than you do. Therefore they build code that every so often wakes up, decides that even though you've asked it to do X, you really meant Y, therefore, Y it is.

      If you want proof, look at the abomination that is plug-and-play. The prosecution rests.

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    7. Re:Support is everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no answer to the question until some big name breaks out the Linux support.

      What, IBMs too small?

    8. Re:Support is everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pah, IBM is small fish. If only SAP would support their products on Linux! Oh, hang on..

      Well, maybe if Gartner and some of those big consultancy companies say that Linux is good..oh, they have?

      Well shit, fancy that.

    9. Re:Support is everything by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      And still, for some reason, you don't see Linux having the influence that one thinks it should. I mean... low maintenance OS, dead stable, (insert pro-Linux reason here), etc.

      Why is that? I don't have an answer.

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    10. Re:Support is everything by mpe · · Score: 1

      In other words, the barrier to adoption may be support, but if your stuff is simpler to use then the need for support is reduced. The *NIX crowds (Linux, BSD, etc) need to take note of how relatively simple it is to set up and run a Windows or Mac OS X system, and start realizing that ease-of-use and consistent graphic interfaces are something real people care about.

      One of the biggest problems with Windows is the deliberate bluring of user and administration tasks. Thus describing "set up" as being "ease of use". Which leads to people who think they know what they are doing not realising they are completly out of their depth until the whole thing falls over in an untidy heap.
      To actually administer Windows properly takes a great deal of skill. Not helped by most configurations being stored in a machine friendly "registry" and the way various different components are intertwined with each other.

  11. Identity and accountability by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not so much about the actual amount of open-source tech support out there -- we know full well there's a hell of a lot of it -- but about about tech support identity.

    Who do you call for trouble with Windows? Microsoft. Trouble with DB2? IBM. Trouble with Red Hat or SuSE Linux? Red Hat or SuSE. What if one of your critical machines happens to be Debian and the one guy that configured it isn't home? Is management going to endorse going to a mailing list or USENET for the solution? What if those sources are wrong?

    Quite simply, the very nature of open-source development does not lend itself to the establishment of centralized technical support, which is exactly what corporations are looking for. Perhaps individual companies whose sole focus is tech support of open-source operating systems and applications could emerge as viable contractors.

    1. Re:Identity and accountability by cdc179 · · Score: 1

      Quite simply, the very nature of open-source development does not lend itself to the establishment of centralized technical support, which is exactly what corporations are looking for.

      -->RANT=ON

      This is just another example how managers are full of shit and should get their heads out of their asses!

      -->RANT=OFF

      There is plenty of support available as others have mentioned a few (IBM, SuSe, etc...). Why would want just one company providing support? One central company providing support is called a monopoly.

    2. Re:Identity and accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who do you call for trouble with Windows? Microsoft. Trouble with DB2? IBM. Trouble with Red Hat or SuSE Linux? Red Hat or SuSE. What if one of your critical machines happens to be Debian and the one guy that configured it isn't home? Is management going to endorse going to a mailing list or USENET for the solution? What if those sources are wrong?

      Huh? Going with Linux doesn't mean you have to use multiple distros, and a random scattering of open source apps. People who have trouble with Microsoft Windows call Microsoft, people who have trouble with Redhat Linux call Redhat. How is this anything but equal?

      Quite simply, the very nature of open-source development does not lend itself to the establishment of centralized technical support, which is exactly what corporations are looking for.

      What? You have just mentioned two examples to completely undermine this position. Trouble with Redhat Linux, call Redhat. Trouble with SuSE Linux, call SuSE. That is one of the core business models associated with open source development - package up open source software in a known configuration, and sell support for it.

    3. Re:Identity and accountability by Faust7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Going with Linux doesn't mean you have to use multiple distros,

      However, this is nevertheless often the case.

      What? You have just mentioned two examples to completely undermine this position.

      Not so. The only reason Red Hat and SuSE have centralized technical support is because they have commercialized their distributions of Linux as a packaged product and market it as such. Technical support is part of their package. For non-commercialized versions of Linux, such as Slackware or Debian, no such convenient package exists.

    4. Re:Identity and accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For non-commercialized versions of Linux, such as Slackware or Debian, no such convenient package exists.

      So if you need support, you don't go with one of those distros. You'd think that was kinda obvious.

      Red Hat support theirs, Suse theirs. IBM support 4 different distros (include the previous two).

      A fully supported Linux system is *not* hard to find.

    5. Re:Identity and accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Going with Linux doesn't mean you have to use multiple distros,

      However, this is nevertheless often the case.

      I call bullshit. If people just download and install any old random distro every time they need a new machine setting up, then they get what they deserve. But the reason I call bullshit is that I don't think that this is "often the case". Why would anybody do this?

      > What? You have just mentioned two examples to completely undermine this position.

      Not so. The only reason Red Hat and SuSE have centralized technical support is because they have commercialized their distributions of Linux as a packaged product and market it as such. Technical support is part of their package. For non-commercialized versions of Linux, such as Slackware or Debian, no such convenient package exists.

      So, in other words, you write off Linux as being unsupportable, yet the only argument you have relies upon ignoring the supported distros and pretending that companies who require support will install non-commercial distributions or a bizarre mixture of the two? Gotcha.

    6. Re:Identity and accountability by mpe · · Score: 1

      Who do you call for trouble with Windows? Microsoft.

      At least in theory. In practice people use search engines and usenet with Windows just as much as anything else.

  12. Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 5, Funny

    the UK has computers now?

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    1. Re:Hey... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah we do have computers but most of them were obliterated by friendly fire a few months ago from rogue smart bombs.

      Note to overly patriotic mods: this is just a [bad] joke

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    2. Re:Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 1

      Bleh I'm from Kendal in the Lake District, mate. I too was just telling a joke :P

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    3. Re:Hey... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      now?

      we had them FIRST

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    4. Re:Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Kendal in the Lake District
      My condolences :p

    5. Re:Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 2, Funny

      bleh... we have mint cake you know!!! MINT CAKE!!!!

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    6. Re:Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 1

      (Score:2, Insightful)
      (Score: -2, Doesn't understand sarcasm)
      :P

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    7. Re:Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think /. ignored the special sarcasm font you used. Use the drop-down when posting.

    8. Re:Hey... by odaiwai · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can just imagine the Prime Minister of the time saying: "And who, Mr. Babbage is going to help us when this 'Difference Engine' of yours breaks down? We will stay with our quills and parchment, thank you."

    9. Re:Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We actually had a lot to do with inventing the modern computer and packet switching, so fuck you.

    10. Re:Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 1

      I really hope you're joking, if not, I pity you :/

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    11. Re:Hey... by valisk · · Score: 1

      Well, interestingly enough, The Science Museum in London has built working versions of Babbages Difference Engine 1 and 2, both work flawlessly.
      Which when you consider poor old Charles never could build versions of them to test, due to lack of precission machine tooling back in the 1840s or Babbages inability to stop tinkering, is astounding.
      Difference Engines were built in the 1870s and inspired the Hollerith punch card machines that followed, but nothing comparable to the Analytical Engine was built until the Second World War. It has been recently shown that Alan Turing was familiar with Babbage and Ada's thinking on the subject.
      They are at present attempting to code a virtual machine version of the Analytical Engine, which is a true computer, in the way we see them today, it had a programming language including loops and structures and would run whatever programs you designed for it.
      I for one would love a copy of that virtual machine.
      But I digress, the fact of the matter is, that only fear prevented the use of such machines there was no reason to believe that a well oiled machine would breakdown only FUD from the Quill manufacturers, just as today there is no reason to imagine that Linux will break down as soon as nobody is watching it.

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    12. Re:Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 1

      Well, interestingly enough, The Science Museum in London has built working versions of Babbages Difference Engine 1 and 2, both work flawlessly.
      Yes, but do they run linux?

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    13. Re:Hey... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      RISCOS, I understand...

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    14. Re:Hey... by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

      (Score: -2, Doesn't understand sarcasm)

      Did I jump to the /. debate on irony?

    15. Re:Hey... by valisk · · Score: 1

      lol,
      As the analytical engine would be functionaly similar to an early 1960s chunk of IBM Iron, say an IBM 1401, similar amount of storage space, though nothing like as fast.
      I imagine with the correct sequence of punch cards it could run a seriously reduced size Linux port :)
      To make any seriously fun use, ie a webserver or more akin to the tech a BBS running on an AE we'd need to add an authentic networking module to the AE, perhaps using 1860s telegraph technology ;)

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    16. Re:Hey... by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      You have computers in the Lake District now?!

      *grin*

      Hello from Bristol ;)

    17. Re:Hey... by Pinguu · · Score: 1

      Did I jump to the /. debate on irony?
      Yes.

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  13. Microsoft by sn0wflake · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering why in all the places I've worked we never called Microsoft for support. Maybe because support is asking a friends friend for complicated problems.

    Is there really a need for supporters since everything can be answered in webforums or otherwise read?

    1. Re:Microsoft by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Is there really a need for supporters since everything can be answered in webforums or otherwise read?

      Paied support is like insurance. You pay your yearly premium hoping you will not need to claim, but when you need them they are there. Its simple risk management. What's $120 per PC, per year to your average company anyhow?

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  14. Why not get support ? by Zemran · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SuSE offer support to those in the UK (and elsewhere) that want it. It is just more FUD that you do not get support with Linux, it is just an option to save your cash and not buy it if you do not want it.

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    1. Re:Why not get support ? by sydb · · Score: 1

      Yes, they support SuSE. If it's not on the SuSE installation CDs, it doesn't get supported.

      Yes, there's lots of things on the CDs, but if it's not there your own your own. Specifically I wanted to use Webmin and Fcheck, neither of these are supported.

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    2. Re:Why not get support ? by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      And this is different with microsoft?

      I'm pretty sure if you install an Oracle database on windows 2000, you can't go calling Microsoft asking them to fix your database.

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    3. Re:Why not get support ? by sydb · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. What is needed, however, is not support of linux distributions but support of arbitrary Free Software.

      If some household name in the UK would offer that, then the sky would be the limit.

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  15. I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the main reason British is such an 'open source third world country' is because of the techie environment here. In regular schools, all you learn about is Microsoft, Microsoft and Microsoft. Why? Because Microsoft supplies the schools and makes money from the schools.

    I have a lot of friends who are techies who came through the 'proper' way. That is, they were educated at college, did courses, and got qualifications. They're good guys, but when it comes to solving something, IIS and VBScript are almost the only two solutions!

    One friend of mine was whining that he needed to build a new server and migrate and mirror data over to it. I suggested using an NFS server. This isn't rocket science, but concepts like these are unknown to the millions of lower-end techies in the UK. Why? Because Microsoft is #1. I know a lot of people studying for MCSEs, yet they're barely computer literate. They can get around in Windows 2000 or XP, but throw them at any command prompt (even DOS) and they balk.

    UNIX and its variants just aren't considered cool within the larger techie environment in the UK. Microsoft has very deep roots here, unlike in the US technical fraternity, and most UK techies are so stupid they won't leave what they know.

    I can't really venture as to the exact reasons for this... but perhaps it's because the British are used to doing things one way. I mean, we only had a single national telecoms provider, a single national gas provider, and a single national postal service until ten years ago. Therefore, when schools only show that Microsoft is the way.. the average Brit will nod and use it.

    Another problem is the lack of decent IT education in schools. There are very few 'computer clubs' in UK schools, and those that do exist are only there for allowing kids to perhaps do something in Pascal under Windows, or to do their regular homework in Microsoft Works.

    UK schools need to be more open, like US schools. US schools often give budgets to their computer clubs.. I mean, look at the Ask Slashdot thread the other day.. they ponied up $4000 for the guy to build a server system and get some connectivity. What a learning curve his computer club will have!

    In the UK, by comparison, everything is so bureaucratic and purchases are so decided 'by the local education authority' that any choice other than Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft is effectively vetoed.

    Personally I think this is great, because people who DO know Linux, who DO understand Computer Science properly and who DON'T have MCSEs, get rewarded reasonably well in the UK! But.. the knowledge just isn't there, and while Microsoft gets rammed down the wanna-be British techie's throat, Microsoft will prevail.

    1. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Cassius105 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I totaly agree

      im at college in the UK at the moment just finishing off a national diploma in computing

      and i was talking to the sysadmin at out college

      even though it would save the college money and make the network run faster he is actualy forbiden from using non microsoft software to run the college network

      its fucking rediculouse

    2. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know by experience how developers from the UK are and this is truth. If it ain't by Microsoft they say ohh no... that isn't going to work and you're an idiot for not knowing better that Microsoft's way is the ony choice in the world of computer solutions.... What the fuck ever!

      Please think of the idiot choices in the UK, choose Linux and learn C/C++, god damnit! ;)

    3. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Omicron32 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      National Diploma?

      What did you get in english? :P

    4. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by vnv · · Score: 1
      As you know, the British government has a long tradition of spying on their citizens. From a recent article
      "A new British bill would enable law enforcement officials to watch every byte of e-mail as it passes through the country's networks, in real time. The government's Home Office says the new system is necessary to catch criminals who do their business online."
      Unfortunately, the governmental monitoring dictates that Microsoft be the only available "option" for software. Britain's government has the same "monopoly for spyware" deal that the US government has.
    5. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by sydb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was going to argue with you, but after editing and re-editing and eventually deleting, I think you have some very good points. Unfortunately I've posted here already so I can't use my mod points.

      I would add: conservatism. A breed of conservatism that I don't think exists elsewhere. I mean, look at our judicial system, we've only just got rid of the 1,400 year old post of Lord High Chancellor.

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    6. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I personally blame the demise of the BBC Master - after that with their fancy Acorn/RiscOS GUIs teachers no longer needed to program anthing at all.

      My school followed the same restrictive policies as most while I was there, lock everything down, don't let the kids play - even though drives can be reghosted fast (you could leave at least one machine for messing around) and screwing up the software doesn't break the hardware. That would have encourage creativity. The computer club was about _using_ software not _developing_ it or even pushing it's limits.

      My university isn't much better - officially it's Microsoft for everything. Even the SU spam server (really, they partner with an odious outfit called Uniservity) runs on exchange. Thankfully the techies know what they are doing and the routers and mail system run on Unix, and there are a couple of semi-public Solaris boxes if you know who who to ask for passwords. They even unnofficially support the local LUG with disk space and a mailing list - but it's a far cry from educating people about why Unix is a good thing.

      The engineering department is the latest casualty to this - the CAD lab just got rid of SPARCs which ran for 5 years with no admin in favour of new x86/2k boxes that crash once a week. The BIOSes are locked so that you cannot dual boot with a Knoppix CD. They have even stated that you cannot install VNC and talk back to your box in halls, and have disabled Java applets to stop that too :o(

      The sooner educational insitutions wake up to what is going on and realise that they are there to allow students to _learn_ not to restrict them the better. Probably not much chance though when everything they get is funded and dictated by industry.

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    7. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "must try harder"

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    8. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally disagree. I went around looking at colleges in which to read my BSc in computer science last year. I visited all the majors (Oxford, Cambridge, Bristol, Durham...) and all of them had more lab machines running Linux than MS Windows. The major languages were Java and C.

    9. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Well, I spent three years at the University of Westminster, and never used a PC once. I used Pine to do my email via a VT100 emulator on a Powermac, Excel for graphing most of my data and Quark Xpress for writing my reports.

      If there's something that Unix (well, Solaris) servers and Mac clients can't accomplish together in higher education, I never tripped over any of them during my degree.

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    10. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by stiggle · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of clued up colleges out there.
      But unfortunately - those teaching the courses don't talk much with the techies running the place.

      I even know of a college were they had a lab which during the day was 20 high-spec windows machines, and during the night when it was closed, they rebooted the machines to become a small beowulf cluster.

    11. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree with you there.

      I left the UK three years ago. I now live in the US, but have also spent some time working in Australia and Europe. In my experience (I am a consultant), the UK is no more Microsoft centric than the US. In fact, most of my UK experience was on various Unix platforms, whereas my US experience has been almost entirely Microsoft. My UK degree and masters were Java and C based, and the operating system studied was Unix.

      Now I am not suggesting that the US is more Microsoft centric than the UK, but just that my anecdotal evidence is as good as yours.

    12. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by darkheavy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clippy: I think you tried to spell totally, forbidden, ridiculous. Do you want me to correct it?

      On the other hand, it would be better to use "forbidding".

      Troll me, flame me, kiss me.

    13. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Well I have my mcse and not been properly educated.

      Yes I have been using Linux since 98 and FreeBSD since 2001 so I am not a complete moron.

      You want to know where these important MCSE and A+ certifications got me? An exciting career delivering Sandwiches for $7.25/hr.

      Long live the MCSE's! Now excuse me, my father needs the lawn mowed. Its great being 26 and still living with my parents.

      Now where is some rope so I can hang myself?

      Seriously, AVOID THE MCSE TRAP! ITS A USELESS PIEACE OF PAPER!

    14. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by isorox · · Score: 1

      Bang on. I graduate from Exeter in 19 days time (get my results tomorrow :erk:).

      At primary school we had a few BBC's and a few Mac's, but this was in the very early 90's. We had a 286 at home when I left. Secondary school, I went to a great school, and naturally got involved with the computer systems there. It was win 3.11/netware. They eventually upgraded to win95. We didnt learn anything apart from how to so stuff in MS Works and Publisher.

      Went to uni, computer science obviously. Aside from one module in the first semester of the first year, we didnt learn anything about computer systems. That module was an introduction to computers, for everyone that had never used one before. Very basic linux commands, and how to send an email and use google (!).

      After that, we didnt learn a thing. We have 4 labs, one graphics lab with NT4 and Houdini, one Windows lab (was NT, now XP), one crap lab (broken computers, a few linux ones that are set up so badly it's unbelievable), and one unix lab (was solaris, this year it's suse). No one uses the Suse lab. Most people on the course havent used a *nix system since the first year, and that was following instructions. A few people do though, and admin the union's machine, or other machines in the media.

      However all the work we did was cross-platform. Java, HTML, SQL. All the servers are Linux or Irix. It is better then other uni's in many ways. We dont learn a thing about computer admin though. Most people on the course havent even heard of DNS, let alone know how it works. 5 of us did an engineering module - "computer networks", but thats it.

      A friend is at Salford. They do learn lots about the admin side. They seem to do a lot more work then us too. Trouble is, they have coursework which is "write a _____ in ASP". It's almost all MS orientated.

      Point is, "Computer science" doesnt mean the same from uni to uni. I learnt more about computers from using them at home, from the local LUG, from linuxnewbie (in the good old days). I learnt more about support helping my dad when the computers crashed, 2000 miles away. I learnt more about PHP from doing my own websites. I didnt learn squat from the course. Our course is great at getting computer scientists, PhD's that will invent the next generation of AI, wont teach you about computers though. You could do the course on a spectrum 48k!

    15. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by 56ker · · Score: 1

      Firstly - I live in England and have been educated here between '84-'99 and '02-'03. In the halcyon days of the 80s there were BBC Micros (there still are in primary schools (ages 5-11)). In the early 90s they were all BBC Micros in secondary school (ages 11-16). It was in about '94 that things changed.

      What's scary now is that through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Microsoft supply the local public libraries here too.

      "I can't really venture as to the exact reasons for this... but perhaps it's because the British are used to doing things one way."

      It's not - it's to do with politicians and school management deciding in the mid-90s to go down this route which has led to the problems we have today.

      "I mean, we only had a single national telecoms provider"

      BT was privatised in '84 - and it wasn't the only telecoms provider - see Hull. Now there's NTL, Telewest, BT etc.

      "a single national gas provider"

      This is for historical reasons. Originally the people were too poor to have gas - so the local authorities bought it collectively leading to a government monopoly - eg British Gas. The gas market has been open to competition for a while though...

      "and a single national postal service"

      Well Royal Mail pretty much still has a monopoly - although it's gradually weakening.

      > until ten years ago. Therefore, when schools
      > only show that Microsoft is the way..

      It's the quality of the teaching staff though. Half of the computing staff think that computer = PC and there is only one operating system in the world and it's called Windows.

      > the
      > average Brit will nod and use it.

      Some of us aren't as nieve to think that way - mind you - I've never been an "average Brit".

    16. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Spacelem · · Score: 1

      My school in Scotland (UK) provided us only with Macs, not a single Windows machine was to be found in the entire school.

      Then when I came to university (Edinburgh), I found that the university provided the CS students with the fast linux PCs, and everyone else gets to use the NT4 machines, which are painfully slow, taking 5 minutes (I'm not exaggerating) to log on with Novell.

      Now I'm a Linux user, fully backed by my university. So maybe things are improving for the UK techie.

    17. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by a5cii · · Score: 0

      I went to school in Aberdeen (Secondary School) where we had BBC micros, Windows 98 machines, windows 95 machines and all the administration and other important jobs were done using RISC OS machines which were virtually uncrashable, we werew taught programming on the RISC OS and windows machines and got to play Lemmings and Quake 1 over the network

      Further on up however in Lossiemouth the school (primary school) we had Linux machines, RISC OS machines, BBC micro machines and 1 windows 3.11 for workgroups machine

      Now in college doing computing we have a SPARC cluster used for all programming except VBasic, all the computers have an X-windows client which connects to the SPARC which runs solaris 7 or 8 all IBM Clones run windows 98, 2000, 95 or XP amd there are a few macs whereas there are 0 RISC OS pcs

      I find it amazing how 4 - 11 year old children were taught using linux whereas older ones and adults at college have to either do without or use X-Windows

      Long live the great british tradition of RISC OS

    18. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by Unleashed-TMY · · Score: 0

      Delivering solutions is not about "what technology you know" but about "how to solve a business need".

      We all live with constraints and sometimes you may not be able to deliver your favourite flavour of technology.

      If the best choice is Microsoft, Novell, Linux whatever then thats life, deliver the solution and move on ... but consider, when that is done how can you use what you have delivered to go one step further and arrive at something truly world class?

      If all businesses use the same technology then where is their competitive edge?

      Mj
      UK IT consultant.

    19. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      Hmm, all changed since I was there (1991-1994, back when it was in the Old Library). We started out with a Prime and a handful of Sun 3s/4s, later followed by a bunch of SGI boxen. They also had labs full of X terminals.

      The only PCs I ever saw there were running kermit and FTP so I could transfer stuff between my Atari ST and the Unix network.

      I guess they got to the stage where the old kit couldn't handle the work they wanted to do with it and switched over to commodity machines. Shame it's gone the way it has, though.

      Good luck with yer results, btw :-)

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    20. Re:I blame the British 'techie' environment. by isorox · · Score: 1

      The department was better last year when we were still down there, It had a family feel, a room full of sun's which noone used, some irix machines left. Now we're in the engineering building, we dont get to use the common room, the department is 2 long narrow dreary corridors, and the inter-olib stuff (cup, ball etc) has almost gone the way of the dodo. in 18 months there wont be a single undergrad that lived in the glory days.

      Oh well, things change.

  16. Uh, Redhat ? Linuxcare ? Suse ? Support BBS ? by OneInEveryCrowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could many of the people who responded that they didn't have Linux because of lack of support just be uninformed types who haven't done their homework and wouldn't use linux anyway ?

  17. IBM does sell support. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    And they have for years.

    IBM will sell you worldwide, 24x7x365 support for Linux.

  18. I can see this... by Dysan2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, as one who's had to use support contracts in the past (Cisco and Oracle specifically along with a couple of very poorly built proprietary apps), I've seen the value in this. Being an expert in something does NOT mean you know everything, and it's nice to have someone you can pick up the phone and talk to, getting your critical machines back up and running.

    Even library projects have given me the fits both professionally and non. QT support helps in a LOT of cases where documentation is SEVERELY lacking, but in other cases (kernel issues I had), the support from the maintainer was "less than shining". And people constantly say "Don't expect anyone to get off their duff to fix YOUR problem unless you pay them." Well, that's kind of the line of the support contract. I'd rather my job not be in jepordy due to some individual who could care less about the past work he's done.

    So, support contracts? Sure. Make them reasonably priced, and not read like stereo instructions. Simple pricing, simple support, and simple solutions. And don't expect M$ to give you much support as I've run into massive horror stories (usually related to Exchange). It's nice to have your problem solved, and not spend 3 hours "guessing" you have fixed it. Besides, having a second person to get ideas for solutions from is hardly a bad thing.

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  19. Re:It's an excuse...Make the money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah that's one way to look at it. But in these tought economic times it can also be seen as a money making opportunity. You say you want support? Well for this much money I will support you. Any other questions I can help you spend money on?

  20. Reminds me of Tommy Boy by KingArthur10 · · Score: 1

    Something like: "Your product doesn't have a guarentee on the box. Customers want that. Calling to them. Comforting them. 'Pick me, I won't let you down.'" The problem with that is, how great is the support at most places anyway? You end up with your "daughter knocked up" (aka a new problem) and the "change is missing from the dresser" (aka, to get it done right, you have to spend an extra arm and a leg). Just my two cents (since I have no sense ;-) )

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  21. Sounds like easy money... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

    Start a business selling support for Linux. Sell it by seat, at perhaps $200 per seat per year (or something a bit lower than the business support agreement for Windows). Add a $400 per user install and one time training fee. Pay higher a former teacher to provide education at $30k per year. Word into the contract that additional one day training sessions are available for $500 per day per user.

    Configure a basic user workstation and server set, with scripts to auto update bug fixes first copies to one or more servers (depending upon seat base size) with re-distribution down to the desktop. (i.e. nightly ftp mirrors from your favorite security mirror for the distribution(s) in use, and a update shortly after that to all workstations, use anacron or other cron deamon that will catch the fact an event should have happened while a workstation was powered down.)

    Sell your services to businesses in England.

    Profit.

    -Rusty

    p.s. yes I know its not quite that easy, it needs to be fleshed out a bit.

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    1. Re:Sounds like easy money... by sully67 · · Score: 1

      >Sell your services to businesses in England.
      Yeah, wouldn't want to have to deal with those tricky Scottish and Welsh accents.

    2. Re:Sounds like easy money... by rusty0101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      note also one should remember that when selling services to England, take the value you price at in dollars, remove the dollar sign, add a pound sign, leave the numbers alone, and you just added about a 33% mark on.

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    3. Re:Sounds like easy money... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, being partly Scottish Highlander myself (though it gets interesting when visiting the family tree throgh Virginia) I usually bash the box around a bit rather than ask others for support, and felt this was the normal state of events for the Scotts, Northern Irish and the Welsh. I should remember never to take a generalization like UK businesses and restrict it's meaning to the standout representatives of that class who happen to be in London, (where they should probably be looking up at their heads on pikes for stupidity)

      -Rusty

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    4. Re:Sounds like easy money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If their head's on a pike how do they look up at it?

      Do you pluck their eyes out or something?

    5. Re:Sounds like easy money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if you're out shagging sheep when the support call comes in ? And are you called Rusty because you sat on a rusty nail when you had one pushed up against the wall ?

    6. Re:Sounds like easy money... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Hey, need an "American Oversees Expert/Consultant?"

      I'll be happy to be "the voice" on the other side of conference calls explaining what is going on. Hey, I even have an assistant with an Indian accent and a job title at the prestigious "Franklin Institute."

      Heck, being a one man helpdesk/network engineer/IT lap dog for a year, I'm at the point I can get into character while taking a call on the John. (Er, the loo.) I have a couple of phone personas, I can be the hyper-caffinated geek, Mr. Spock, the Toaist monk, or the surly Yank.

      My rates:

      • Restating to the customer what you just told me in a different way: $50.
      • Actual advise that requires me to call on the massive corpus of Linux trivia I have collected: $100
      • Telling the customer that what they are asking for would be impossible to do even under windows: $150
      • Explaining to your customer how a system works in parable form: $200 (Only available for the Toaist monk.)
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    7. Re:Sounds like easy money... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Nah, the nick name comes from the condition the nails were found in when they were discovered to be holding the trolls feet off the ground, by being pounded through the trolls eyes. Wouldn't want to upset a trolls ability to type, but since he doesn't need to see, or use his brain, it seems appropriate.

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  22. Really, people. by Faust7 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    even though the likelihood is that they may never need support.

    Now, isn't that a bit presumptuous?

    I don't care what OS you run on your desktops/servers, stuff is going to screw up. It's the techie's job to minimize the impact.

    1. Re:Really, people. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And of course, all those running Windows will have stuff screwing up left, right and centre. Blue Screen Of Death, Blue Screen Of Death, haha!

      (Score:5, Anti-Microsoft post)

      Disclaimer: this is sarcasm

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  23. Support Clearing House? by PM4RK5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe what Linux needs is a giant support clearing house. By that, I mean that most open source projects don't have the resources to have their own support department, but if one were to form a company or other institution with a handful of linux techies, companies could use OSS and rely upon the said support clearinghouse for their support needs, should they actually need help.

    And in some ways, that might be better, because if you have a handful of people who understand the software itimately, you won't have to cut through 3 layers of workers before you get to the "Engineer" level.

    In addition to that, the cost of support is taken away from the maintainers of the OSS projects, and placed in one company which could take the revenue and pay their own costs, and then distribute profit (if any) amongst open source projects, possibly, to help improve the OSS? I know that's idealistic, but hey, it could happen...

    Anyways, just my thoughts on the issue.

    1. Re:Support Clearing House? by sydb · · Score: 1

      What are you saying, that you want a giant monopoly doing free software support staffed by a handfull of techies?

      How about just "let's have some companies offering support"?

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    2. Re:Support Clearing House? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Um, I think they are called IBM, RedHat, and Suse (amoung others.)

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:Support Clearing House? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      What are you saying, that you want a giant monopoly doing free software support staffed by a handfull of techies?

      Try not to think of it as a "Monopoly." I prefer "Clue." (That was kernel panic with the named pipe in the ...)

      No, I'm seeing legions of Techies. The major perk, when they aren't taking calls, they get to troll on Slashdot and test out Quake all day. Of course, each one has to build from scratch their own workstation in their given Distro of choice, keep it up to date, and regularly try to hack everyone else's in the building.

      Think of all the unemployed techies who will basically work for bandwidth! Hell, we could have Indian firms outsourcing to us if we throw in free coffee! MUHAHAHAHHAHA

      (Wipes drool off mouth). But seriously, Linux support at that level would be a fun job. I would gladly be paid to do it, largely because I'm out there every day already as a volunteer.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:Support Clearing House? by PM4RK5 · · Score: 1

      Maybe with the exception of IBM, all of the aforementioned companies and corporations not only offer support, but they also spend time and money maintaining their own distributions (except for IBM - they maintain their own hardware).

      I was talking about a company that is/was created purely for the purpose of offering support for Open Source Software; one that wouldn't also have to focus on maintaining hardware or software distributions.

      I hope that helps to clear things up...

  24. They dont advertise it well... by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then few people out side the industry know about it.. even I was unaware they would.

    Marketing that would help a LOT.

    Even some of their techs and sales guys don't know this.. I've spoken to some at our place on occasion wile they are working on things, or working out costs for the next round of PC upgrades...... they had no clue either..

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    1. Re:They dont advertise it well... by henrygb · · Score: 1

      They announced it in a press release in January 2001, and have several pages giving a description of the offered service.

    2. Re:They dont advertise it well... by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Gee, all I did was type "www.ibm.com", click on "services and support", then click on "operating systems", to get...

      Product families
      Linux
      All IBM middleware runs on Linux. And Linux runs on all IBM eServer

      Midrange Servers (iSeries)
      OS/400 is at the core of the iSeries platform.

      UNIX Servers (pSeries)
      IBM innovations power a new breed of AIX servers


      and etc...

      Wow, it IS tough to find a major company that supports open source!

    3. Re:They dont advertise it well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      sadly, IBM is still not good at marketing. And by this I mean real marketing, as in "tell them what you have, why they should buy it and what makes your product worth their effort." Look at commercials today... they are useless attempts at film shorts that while often amusing and even insightful are rarely useful for making an informed decision. Companies spend all these millions on this pseudo-marketing because they know that well... people are stupid. People have had a long time to prove they are not stupid and CHOSE to instead just reaffirm they are indeed apes. The enemy of shoddy and corrupt companies everwhere are discerning and informed customers. That is why empty suites in the various bureaucratic quagmires of companies and government agencies do the stupid things they do... because they don't know (or care) any better. The environment is not conducive to well reasoned buying decisions. Competition has a funny way of curbing this behavior real quick... problem is that first people (you, me... everyone else) must pull their heads out of their asses and stop viewing important things like they view sports. Their is NO place for team belonging crap in the free market. Brand/company loyalty is another matter as it is built upon a foundation of trust that is of course EARNED through actions. Here those actions are basically to provide you the consumer with (directly or indirectly) a superior product with superior service all at a bargain price. Sometimes you pay more for excellent service, sometimes you pay more for initial out-of-the-box quality and sometimes you just simply go for the cheapest. You gots to weigh it all!

      I hope IBM does not hire any of these empty marketing firms that will simply create consumer branding that is just association of IBM with "cute commercials." IBM has a great offer and they should focus on the traditional form of marketing... getting the word out! Next time you feel arty and want to make a film short then just make a damn film short and quit your job as an advertisement agency and or marketing agency.

    4. Re:They dont advertise it well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't know IBM did Linux support?

      Where have you been?

      I guess you're right though. Apart from the endless, easily recognisable TV adverts, the trade print ads, the mainstream print ads, the bill boards and the sponserships, they havn't advertised at all. At all!

      Or maybe you're so disconnected from the industry nobody bothered to clue you in?

  25. Sounds like a Business Opportunity to me by Ridgelift · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Techies don't seem to understand that businesses want to have a support contract with their usual supplier before they will buy Linux

    Can you say "business opportunity"? I now only install and support only Linux solutions (I don't do Windows anymore - I have other "grunts" with MCSE's who do that for cheap). The sell is simply two points 1) Open Source products use Open Standards, which will interoperate with anything. 2) The business decision to keep, update or upgrade company software is back in the software buyer's hands. If you want to keep your software, or hire someone to [fix|add] features, or upgrade to the latest version - it's their choice.

    The Redmond camp keeps hammering on the point that Linux doesn't have support. So hammer back on those two points: open standard interoperabilty, and the return of the business decision. It really shakes people up to realise they _do_ have a choice, and that Microsoft is not the safest choice anymore.

    1. Re:Sounds like a Business Opportunity to me by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 1

      1) Open Source products use Open Standards, which will interoperate with anything

      except Microsoft products.

      A bit overdramatic, I know, but MS is usually the vendor everyone needs to 'interoperate' with, and it's harder than it needs to be.

    2. Re:Sounds like a Business Opportunity to me by Trelane · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A bit overdramatic, I know, but MS is usually the vendor everyone needs to 'interoperate' with, and it's harder than it needs to be.


      Hmm. Yes. Interoperating with MSFT is generally much harder than it need be, especially from Linux. This isn't Linux, though; it's Microsoft. Ask the SAMBA, OpenOffice, or one of the other teams about how easy it is to reverse-engineer Microsoft's ever-changing stuff. And what's more, Microsoft deliberately changes their stuff to prevent interop.

      If you want to interact with Microsoft, you need to get Microsoft to change. I say, change 'em with your wallet.

      [BTW, it actually isn't as bad as it seems; OpenOffice hasn't had problems with documents I've been given, SAMBA can talk MSFT's proprietary protocol, and Linux can read/write MSFT's filesystems. Interop isn't that bad, but it's not 100% guaranteed, for the reasons I've outlined, plus the fact that they're MSFT trade secrets, and thus have to be reverse-engineered. Ideally, Microsoft would use open formats, but then they couldn't leverage their monopoly nearly as effectively.]
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  26. Huh? by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Never needing support?

    With Linux?

    Sure, maybe if you're Linus...

    1. Re:Huh? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It depends on what you are doing.

      We have been running standard Internet stuff on Linux for years. DNS, Mail, routers, firewalls, FTP, etc..

      Once you get stuff like that set up in Linux, it just runs forever. For a smaller company with standard needs, Linux without any real support is a good choice.

      I did a contract job on the side to set up a server to do firewall/DNS/FTP/Mail/Web server (Yeah, they didn't want to spend any money on breaking it up into more servers).

      Anyway, I set it up, they pay me a very small amount every month to keep up on the security fixes, and they use Webmin for adding and deleting users.

      They can call me if something breaks, but so far, they've only called me about twice, once was because their T1 was down, and the other time was because they wanted to know how to update their web site.

      They aren't Linux gurus, it just works. I feel kinda like that Maytag repair guy.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 1

      Aie... leaving DNS/Mail/routers/firewalls/etc. running 'forever' is an extremely bad idea. Exploits are found, security patches are released, these patches must be installed. And if they break existing functionality, someone needs to troubleshoot them.

      It's the 'deploy and forget' mentality which is responsible for old worms living on far beyond when the bugs they exploit have been fixed...

    3. Re:Huh? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I did say they pay me a nominal fee to update the packages for security fixes, I also run tripwire on it.

      It's a very minimal amount of attention needed to keep it secure.

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    4. Re:Huh? by naelurec · · Score: 1

      I have been doing the same thing --> deploy a linux server/gateway and charge a certain fee for initial deployment & configuration. A monthly fee is charged for security updates & monitoring. Additional add-on support is billed on an hourly basis as needed.

      It works out really nice. Maytag repair guy is just about right. These boxes just run and run and run without problems.

    5. Re:Huh? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking about this whole "install and forget"(well, minimal interference anyway) thing..

      Presumably, the less involved you are with each site means you can have more customers etc. But what about a major security problem comes about(like the recent sendmail problems) and everyone wants it done yesterday? Are you overstretched? Or are you a sensible bunny and not have your metaphorical fingers in too many metaphorical pies? :o)

    6. Re:Huh? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you meant those questions rhetorically or not, but this company is the only side job of this type I have right now.

      I also do some web dev on the side every now and then, and run several personal sites, but I have a full time job too.

      My full time job is flexible enough so I can take any emergency calls from the contract job when I am at work (and take some personal time off if needed to take care of it). Like I said though, they don't call very often at all.

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  27. Let me just clarify I'm not anti-Microsoft. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    I just want to clarify. I'm not some anti-Microsoft zealot. I use Microsoft software, and I prefer to use Microsoft Windows 2000 rather than Linux as my desktop working environment.

    I actually like a lot of Microsoft stuff, but my main complaint is that Microsoft is too often see as 'the only solution' here. Now that's screwed up. Microsoft is an okay company producing 'okay' products, but they're just one of a bucketful of vendors who should be considered.

  28. the focus on "support concerns" is rather ironic by vnv · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Considering that with closed source software, over 80% of the total cost of "business software" today is essentially "support", it is ironic that this is the concern of those moving to open source.

    According to the recently discussed Business Week article,

    "Analysts estimate business-software customers spend $5 installing and fixing their software for every $1 they spend on software."
    If anything, open source will lower support costs as you can get support from more sources at a wider range of price points.

    With a global support base of people with the same software, open source will rapidly lower support costs. Today people get far more information and many times higher quality information on problems via the net than they do from a manufacturer.

    And beyond support, you can now directly hire people to work on the software changes you need to make your business work. That means you don't have to wait years for your vendor to listen to you. In today's hyper-competitive global business market, the time you save may be the difference between your business succeeding or failing.

    All in all, open source is a giant win for business. Hopefully we can soon move past the incredible amount of FUD the closed source vendors are promulgating in the market.

  29. Linux has problems with UK-l10n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    One of the problems with linux in the uk is the l10n problem. They just think that because we speak english they can just dump "americanisations" (note the s in isation) on us. But were different. We use Metric now, we use A4 paper, we use DD/MM/YYYY we spell colour with a u, and so on.

    XFree86 diidn't even support keyboards with euro keys (alt-gr 4) until recently and gnome still chokes on that. The same problems occur to other english speaking countries as well, but I'll just have to put up with 06/28/03 until gnome uses 28/06/03!

  30. DON' READ THIS, NOT ORIGINAL (POSTED BEFORE) by wukie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This ANONYMOUS COWARD is spreading FUD.

    THEN he replies to himself saying it's true.

  31. Support by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

    Surely technical support is also the no. 1 way for open source producing companies to make money? For example, Red Hat (while I know they didn't produce all of GNU/Linux...) supply Linux for free and charge for support.

    Besides I wasn't aware that Microsoft offered good technical support anyway so what's the difference!

  32. It isn't about "support". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Support" is just the name they give to their fear.

    They are afraid to use Linux because Linux hasn't achieved the market dominance they feel comfortable with.

    If Linux had 51% of the desktop market, they'd feel comfortable with the risk of having their current Linux support person/company becoming unavailable.

    This is about fear. You cannot remove fear with facts.

    But who cares? The businesses that have people who can evaluate the risks and benefits will make the jump first. And they will reap the rewards.

    As each year passes, more companies will feel comfortable enough to switch.

    Don't sweat the "support" issue. Support is readily available and easily found. But pointing that out will not end stories such as these.

    This is about fear.

    1. Re:It isn't about "support". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes people just hit the nail on the fucking head.

  33. Very similar situation in Israel by ohad_l · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everything you see here, much like the comment by Peter Cooper describes, is Microsoft. The difference is that England can afford it, and Israel can't (palestenian conflict wreaking havoc on our economy and all). Piracy here is outrageously high, but Microsoft doesn't really care - especially in the past few years: more pirated copies means better lock-in. And they've got a point: Anyone who knows anything about computers here, it's all Windows. True, we have some very skilled hackers here, and people are generally very computer-literate... but Linux's penetration is very weak, mainly due to the fact that bidi (right-to-left text) is extremely hard to implement, and has only recently become usable in Linux. People are working on various distributions - mostly Knoppix-like - for Israelis, the most notable one being Kinneret: a bootable distro geared towards Israeli students. Why? Becaue our teachers openly encourage us to copy our compilers and IDEs from friends. Still, for my 12th-grade C project, I won't be allowed to use any compiler and library but Borland's old DOS one. As for support - the issue is very apparent here. The few Israeli "big-chiefs" who have heard about Linux are extremely concerned with support. Hopefully, our goverment will do something smart about it, like the support they've been giving the OO.o team.

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    1. Re:Very similar situation in Israel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (palestenian conflict wreaking havoc on our economy and all)
      And whose fault is that?
    2. Re:Very similar situation in Israel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, the Israeli citizens' fault.

  34. In the US, IBM runs TV ads. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the "telly" as it is known in the UK.

    A manager in a panic because all of the servers are missing.

    Tech: "I told you I was switching over to Linux this weekend."

    A shot of a single server in a huge, empty room.

    I like that commercial.

    1. Re:In the US, IBM runs TV ads. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      IBM advertised OS/2 - IBM's advertising couldnt sell food to the starving, thats why nobody has heard of their Linux support.

      OTOH, have you ever tried to get support from MS?
      Reformat the HD, and reinstall Windows - that will cure it

      or from our corporate supplier of IT kit

      After a while, Window wears out, and you have to install a new version

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  35. Issue is about AVAILABLE support ! by wukie · · Score: 1

    AIX has available support.

    What is required on a commercial OS is immediate support, not a week or month from "mailing lists" which might have the wrong solution aswell.

    You probably won't believe this, but larger companies do not upgrade every 6 months. Any server put in today, needs to run up to 5 years. What holes will be uncovered in you version of Linux/FreeBSD, and who will provide commercial quality (i.e. vigorously tested) patches?

  36. The point by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its my signature, it's not related to the story in any fashion.

    If you have to ask what it means, in the proper context, read my journal.

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  37. Really, now... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...I don't think the poster has any work experience as tech support.

    even though the likelihood is that they may never need support.

    1. If you make an idiot-proof system, the world will invent a new and better idiot (By who?)
    2. There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupitidy. And I'm not sure about the former (Einstein)

    Despite being a company, many companies don't have the qualifications in-house, or they simply don't want to spend time supporting their OS (it's not usually a "core competency"), so they want to have another company that specializes in that to do it. And I do think you can get that support if you want, but very few are aware that it exists.

    Kjella

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  38. SLASHDOT CHAT ROOM!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes! Slashdot now has a room on AOL Instant Messenger.

    Join chat room "Slashdot" or use this AIM hyperlink: Click Here .

    Click Here now .

  39. More of an HR problem by IdleLay · · Score: 1

    FFS - technology is a tool, not the business! There are plenty of people out that are Linux/*nix/*BSD proficient and lookig for work. If there company can't find the people to support their system, then it is more of a HR or business model problem. You recruit IT people who know how to solve a technical problem, not just one that can dial a bloomin phone.

  40. Dream On! Every OS Needs Support by reallocate · · Score: 1

    >> ... the likelihood is that they may never need support.

    Yeah, right. Linux is good, but it's not perfect. What happens when the boss comes back from the last roadtrip having bought a dozen steam-powered Twin Confabulators that she wants on every Linux server in the building?

    Or, when the summer intern drops a coke on the billing server, doesn't tell anyone, and a week's worth of online purchases disappear?

    Unless a business wants to commit to always maintaining an internal support staff regardless of cost, management has to know if the vendor is going to be there to provide support.

    An equally reasonable reason to desire external support is that relying on in-house staff can eventually block forward movement. For example, if you're a Micorosoft house, with a veteran in-house support staff, you've got a subtantial amount of equity tied up in your commitment to Microsoft. The cost of replacing all those Microsoft techies with Linux techies can easily push a decision to stay with Microsoft.

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  41. Err... by cperciva · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that by "Wink, wink; nudge, nudge"?

    1. Re:Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shouldn't that by "Wink, wink; nudge, nudge"?

      Say no MORE!

  42. 50 DHCP servers by bbcb · · Score: 1

    50 DHCP servers on one network ! Maybe they should talk to the router guys to open up DHCP relay and then cut down to 4 centralised servers.

    1. Re:50 DHCP servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Then when a branch office gets isolated from the central site(s) you get complete loss of business function rather than just a mild emergency, nice one.

      First - most routers have inbuild DHCP servers.

      Second - ask yourself why your provisioning system is so lame that you need DHCP.

    2. Re:50 DHCP servers by bbcb · · Score: 1

      Set the correct lease time and branch office isolation is no issue. The DHCP servers in routers still need configuring. DHCP is a very good way of allocating host addresses. What other protocol do you propose ?

    3. Re:50 DHCP servers by TheRealDamion · · Score: 1

      I assume you're in the US and don't know who the BBC are. We're talking 30,000 staff spread across the globe, some some noddy office block. This was setup over 5 years ago and computing hardware wasn't necessarily going to cope with 4 boxes.

  43. We Here at SCO... by ChrisSontagsAnus · · Score: 1

    Understand your problem completely. As soon as we have complete ownership of Linux, we pledge to give you 24/7 support for all your linux needs. If we feel like it. And if you pay us $1^9 per year. If you stop calling us bad names. After all, it's ours. It's all ours. We wrote it and Linus stole it. Support us and we will support you. But it will cost you. No more free as in beer. No more free. Pay us now and we won't shoot this dog. Ahhhhhhhh.......

  44. I totally agree its about support stupid-Wrong end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Almost every high level manager I've spoke too, that is their #1 concern.. ' If you are not around, who do I call when its broke?'."

    And yet companies see no problems with treating their employees like dirt.

    Maybe the #1 concern should be: If I overwork you, cut your pay, shorten your vacation time, etc who do I depend on when what I bought breaks?.

  45. If you pay peanuts by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's good that the I.T. industry is in recession.

    It's weeding out a lot of the complete numpties. It's also weeding out a lot of the companies who have absolutely no idea how to manage their I.T. costs effectively.

    One of the companies I worked for were spending half a billion dollars a year on their I.T. systems with absolutely no idea why or what was happening to the money. They haven't been making a profit, obviously.

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  46. Israel can't afford something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most absurd thing I've read this year.

    This guy is obviously not asking the backers, movers and shakers of Israel, of which many are living in "Little Moscow on the Hudson", the most exclusive area of New York [have a guess why Russia is broke], for cash.

    Seriously, how many Synagogues are there in poorer areas of US, UK, Germany, Rome, etc.? Don't take my word for it, LOOK IT UP!

    Israel is given billions in free cash from US taxpayers, not to mention free arms technology, making this tiny nation the 4th most powerful military superpower on Earth (look it up).

    Have a guess why New York was attacked. It had nothing to do with US citizens. Note that only ONE Israeli died in the attack, while over 400 work in the building (LOOK IT UP).

    To me this is another pathetic attempt by a people who always exaggerate the truth to make the rest of the world feel sorry for them.

    If this guy is so poor, then what about the Palestinian who's home he is living in?

    1. Re:Israel can't afford something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is obviously not asking the backers, movers and shakers of Israel, of which many are living in "Little Moscow on the Hudson", the most exclusive area of New York [have a guess why Russia is broke], for cash.

      Is that where they live when they are not in Washington demanding more cash.

      Seriously, how many Synagogues are there in poorer areas of US, UK, Germany, Rome, etc.? Don't take my word for it, LOOK IT UP!

      If you find any try asking the Rabbis exactly what they think about Zionism and the Israeli state. The strongest words against the existance of Israel are far more likely to be spoken by an Orthdox Rabbi than by a Palestinian.

      Israel is given billions in free cash from US taxpayers, not to mention free arms technology, making this tiny nation the 4th most powerful military superpower on Earth (look it up).

      Don't forget giving the Israeli military the "green light" when it comes to killing Americans.

      To me this is another pathetic attempt by a people who always exaggerate the truth to make the rest of the world feel sorry for them. If this guy is so poor, then what about the Palestinian who's home he is living in?

      Or more accuratly a group of people who invaded someone elses country, perpetrated all manner of horrors on the people living there. Then claim victim status when those they have brutalised try to fight back. Then to cap it all claim to be the only people worthy to speak for a much larger group of people.

  47. This isn't just the UK, it's everywhere by CoolQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My school is having major problems with their "firewall" right now. Namely, there's just too much traffic for the crappy hardware boxes they're using - so they bought a $10,000 Packeteer packet shaper. Anyway, I offered to retrofit one of their old servers as a Linux-based firewall. The sysadmin said no. The reason? "I've got nobody to blame when it breaks."

  48. Support is everything-Wearing a corporate "cup". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I submitted this:
    IBM bets 2.9 Billion on Linux for semiconductor manufacture

    Important excerpt:
    "So we set up three machines communicating to three pieces of equipment, using the same tool communication application on Red Hat 7.2 Linux and Windows NT/2000. We used the same setup for all six applications, and then we began a planned 90 day test. The plan was to run the applications and look at errors, performance degradation, maintenance requirements, and any other issue that might pop up.

    The results were striking. The best run we had with the Windows machines was approximately six to seven days before we began to see noticeable performance degradation, and in about ten days we had a service interruption. If you multiply this failure rate times the large number of servers we wanted to deploy, you can see that with Windows NT/2000, it would have been a performance nightmare and could never have supported our overall fab goals.

    The Linux servers, on the other hand, ran without incident for the full 90 days. There were no performance degradations, interrupts or required maintenance. In fact, just for fun, we kept the Linux experiment running to see what would happen. We finally shut it off after 5 months, and it was still running like a clock."

    So you tell me what's really tenuous?

    IMO I think that fear makes a poor CEO, that and the irony of all this fear coming from businesses that talk about taking a risk.

  49. OH really?! by pasi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "A survey in the UK showed that support concerns were the No. 1 factor keeping companies from investing in open source software."
    And the news?
  50. Technical support? Really? by William+Baric · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I don't think technical support is what "decision makers" really want. Technical support is what companies like Red Hat and Mandrake are selling and it's obvious they're still not very sucessful doing this.

    What the "decision maker" wants is a nice salesman who makes a nice presentation, who regularly send a fruit basket or a bottle of wine and who give this great documentation which explain how great their product is (so the "decision maker" don't have to do any research). Now, if on top of that the salesman plays golf (but lose of course) you can bet after two or three years, no matter if the product is a total piece of shit, the "decision maker" will feel comfortable buying the product.

    1. Re:Technical support? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      No, it is the PERCEPTION of having a single neck to choke if something goes wrong and isn't fixed very soon. Truth may be different, but perceptions are what matter.

  51. Reliability matters too by starling · · Score: 1

    Another way to look at it is that this installation's been running for several years with no problems therefore no need for support...

  52. It's an Empire thing . . . by Idou · · Score: 1

    British Empire
    U.S. Empire
    Microsoft Empire

    All have one thing in common:
    "controlled violence"

    --
    Sdelat' Ameriku velikoy Snova!
    1. Re:It's an Empire thing . . . by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 1

      2 down 1 to go

  53. Supportability by The+Monster · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Heh, a couple of hundred lines of C but it needs supported.
    I work for the technical support department of my company. Our software was originally sold and serviced by independent vendors, many of which have since been acquired by the company itself. One of the things that makes support difficult is the high configurability of both the application itself and the underlying OS most often used (a flavor of Unix) make it easy for people to write utilities to expedite various common functions, to install system daemons that launch from different-named init scripts,.... When I come across problems at sites that were inherited from the sundry vendors, each of which had its own notion of the right way to do things, I must often waste precious time figuring out the intricacies of these 'couple of hundred lines', which are not documented in any way.

    I have become one of those people who writes a 'couple of hundred lines' here or there (gradually assembling a package of tools that I upload to servers whenever possible) but as I am painfully aware of the Dark Side of infinite customizability, I have gone out of my way to document my work.

    1. I write everything to Bourne shell, sed, awk, grep & Co., even though it might be easier to use perl or compile to binary. Even using a Korn shell is something I've avoided because I want my work to be understandable to as many people as possible.
    2. I make liberal use of comments within the scripts to explain what I'm doing and why.
    3. My scripts respond to -h, --help, or anything remotely resembling either, with some, uh, help, which includes my work email address.
    4. I've set up a documentation web page on a server on our intranet so that if anyone has questions, they can see what's supposed to be happening here, why, and how.
    5. If you don't know that my utilities exist, or they haven't been installed on a site yet, you can get by without them. They in no way intrude upon the functioning of the system so as to be required (as your proxy is).
    6. I've tried to educate others in my department about how these tools can be used, how they fit together,
    And, even though I have the support of at least two levels of management above me in the org chart, I'm STILL concerned that someone high enough up the food chain will some day declare my little skunkworks project officially Evil and ban it, if for no reason other than the notion that nobody but I understand it well enough to keep up with the changes that will inevitably be required. What happens if I get hit by the proverbial bus, or just take a better job somewhere else?
    For example, I wrote a utility to get around something our software people had done that makes logged-in users of our thin client software not show up in a who or w. My utility shows those users as well as the ordinary who/w output, and I just found out yesterday that the latest upgrade to our core product changes the rules yet again, requiring me to slightly rewrite the utility to keep it working with all variations of our software and the two main flavors of Unix it runs on.
    There is plenty good reason to not want people to become dependent on my tools being in place, since there is no guarantee that we can make the institutional commitment to maintaining them, even though I have plenty of happy customers and support techs who love what I've empowered them to do. I can only hope that the Guys in the Ties will recognize that deriving this much value from my work demands that we make that commitment, rather than abandon it as 'unsupportable'.
    --

    [100% ISO 646 Compliant]
    SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

    1. Re:Supportability by fanatic · · Score: 1

      I write everything to Bourne shell, sed, awk, grep & Co.,

      Thus ensuring 40 lines of bizzareness and the need to understand multiple similar but different tools to do the same work that 10 lines of reasonably simple perl code could have done.

      (Don't talk to me about 'line noise' looking programs [and, oops, ignore my sig] - most of that is in the regular expressions, and your choice of tools will force you to use more of those (from subtly different regex engines) to accomplish your task.

      Oh, and so many people know the intricacies of sed and awk (or is it nawk or gawk this week on this system?) and so few people know perl.

      And of course, getting sh, sed awk grep and whatever else onto Windows systems is so much easier than installing perl. (Though the Unix Services for Windows thing may ease this.)

      The next 3 points about doc are good, though.

      There is plenty good reason to not want people to become dependent on my tools being in place,

      Not sure I buy this. If it's worth having, it'll be worth it for someone who knows the tools (well, this would be easier in perl) to figure it out if it breaks later.

      --
      "that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
    2. Re:Supportability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I write everything to Bourne shell,

      Bad idea. Bourne shell is not available for all Unix-like platforms. Moreover, AFAIK the syntax of Bourne shell scripts has never been precisely documented,

      Better to write for bash, which is (1) available for all Unix-like environments, (2) has better-documented script syntax than sh.

      But perhaps you meant you write for the sh-emulation mode of bash ... which might not be a precise emulation of sh, but at least what it does can be figured out from the docs?

    3. Re:Supportability by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      And of course, getting sh, sed awk grep and whatever else onto Windows systems is so much easier than installing perl.
      Well, given that about 90% of the systems I deal with use one flavor of Unix, 5% or so use one other, and only the remaining few percent use Windows or one of a handful of other flavors of Unix, I can't spend much time worrying about that.

      In an earlier life, where I had systems I was physically in contact with, I did install a DOS port of perl to make it easy to do some things that needed done. But I can't afford the time to upload large binaries everywhere. If I can get to the point where I know that perl is already installed on the overwhelming majority of sites, I can change. Believe it or not, I like perl. I just don't feel that I can justify installing perl just so that my scripts will run, at least to the higher strata of PHBs who probably don't understand what I'm doing now, much less how to write perl.

      --

      [100% ISO 646 Compliant]
      SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

  54. ring ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the article: "The attitude of a lot of managers is, if you use an off-the-shelf system, like (Microsoft's) Internet Information Server running on (Windows) NT, then when it fails, you've got a company to ring"

    My God, who has that much time to spend on the phone?

  55. And the perception remains by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you have to LOOK for the ad, they are not properly marketing it.

    If the public doesnt know about it, they are not marketing.

    Simple as that. Marketing is all about perception.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:And the perception remains by Skater · · Score: 1

      Dunno about the UK, but there for a while IBM was running television ads all over the US. Not to mention the sidewalk chalk incidents...

      --RJ

  56. Support is everything-Poster Distortion Field. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "In other words, the barrier to adoption may be support, but if your stuff is simpler to use then the need for support is reduced. The *NIX crowds (Linux, BSD, etc) need to take note of how relatively simple it is to set up and run a Windows or Mac OS X system, and start realizing that ease-of-use and consistent graphic interfaces are something real people care about."

    Now take the above and compare it to what's actually happening in the world. And ask yourself: Why is Microsoft having the problems they are, and why hasn't Apple taken over more of the server and enterprise market? After all, they do have all you listed. Don't they?

    BTW If "real people" are as important as you say? Then why are all these "fake people" running our Unix infrastructure?

  57. Windows support cycle short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats really interesting. If you bought windows 2000 server today, you'd only be buying 4 years or so of support anyway.

    http://www.microsoft.com/windows/lifecycle/deskt op /business/default.mspx

  58. It is of course complete and utter bollocks. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    Plenty of companies provide support for Linux:

    http://www-1.ibm.com/linux/
    http://wwws.sun.com /software/linux/support.html
    http://www.dell.com/ us/en/dhs/topics/linux_linuxho me.htm
    http://www.redhat.com/apps/support/
    http: //www.suse.de/de/business/services/support/
    http: //www.hp.com/wwsolutions/linux/

    I mean... Fucking please...

    There is so much fucking commercial support for Linux that it's funny. And that's 4 minutes googling.

    The real problem is the quality of British middle management. Basically they are small minded, empire building sheep which act like lead weights on a company's competitiveness. You want to know why there are so few British world beating companies? It's the "can't do" attitude.

    I think it's a feature of the culture of the English, one of the reasons they have to get Scots in at the very top.

    --
    Government of the people, by corporate executives, for corporate profits.
    1. Re:It is of course complete and utter bollocks. by theolein · · Score: 1

      I think you overestimate middle management worldwide. I don't think it's a particularly English problem.

      The problem is more likely that middle management is frightened of change as it relates to their careers and employment. A lot, if not most of them, grew up with Windows and perhaps one of the traditional Unices so to speak and have difficulty understanding how anything else could be better. They are used to the traditional high prices of the Microsoft monopoly and specialist Solaris/AIX support costs involved there. I can understand that fear quite well.

      If a project using Linux backfires on them, it can cost them their jobs.

      However, I think one could say congratulations to Linux in general for being able to alleviate many of these fears.

  59. C Y A by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Kid, it's called CYA. You'll find out about that when you get your first job, and yes, it's very real. Us grownups can't exactly call mom & dad when we get canned because we didn't do a CYA.

  60. there are plenty of Linux supporters out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    many hardware and overall systems vendors will support Linux if Linux of course is what they use as their OS.

    This is much like how MS itself has crappy support unless of course you can smooze your way into their good graces. Basically if you want MS support you should really just go through a vendor. Now there are times when you don't have to be the biggest player to get support from Redmond. This is usually when you have demonstrated the upmost in not just MS loyalty but complete BLIND and singular dedication to MS and ONLY MS products. Then for example, if you are trying to take out your archaic and propietary (read: doesn't play well or integrate well with others) MS only system of COM+, ASP and VB and replace it with .NET, ASP.NET and C# then you can... hmmm... wait a second. I think that sounded much better before I wrote it down.

    Well, either way you go if you catch MS's eye then they will help you. Plus if say you are indeed moving over to .NET and C# then they will prove to you how it is better to go the very source for help. After all, who better than those who created the infrastructure and those who of course implemented everything together. A company like MS that is known for its quality and craftsmanship over any showboating or deceptive advertising will certainly be the way to go in making all of their VERY OWN products work together as advertised.

    So, basically with this "example" you could probably have a system up and running (at the awe-inspiring rate of 60% previous functionality) in just a matter of 7 months or so. You can just smell the quality and commitment to excellence.

    Now for a serious comment... since I could give a rats brown turd-stained arse about this pro and anti MS crapstorm I will just say that there is indeed a problem with overall Linux support. Seems like in order to have "support" then you really need to hire a full time research team more than just sys-admins. While the info for Linux is "out there" many do not have the luxury of time and thus often money to play around for days at a time ripping apart the internet and waiting on useful responses to USENET and BBS/forum posts. To be honest though, most pro-Redmond arguments come down to the "recommendation" that you use MS BBS/forum's and newsgroups thus meaning that at best there is indeed as good as a support method for MS products by Redmond as for Linux in general. (this of course is after you have specified that you find it unacceptable to pay ten's of thousands for your hoard of MS products and then have to not only pay more for the general support contract but will often have to pay even more on top of that for really nasty problems. These problems of course are pilot error... pilot's should know when the vendor's (MS) own instructions and wizards are stupid and dangerous. Plus you get the benefit of going through a very painful process of getting the problem fixed... unless of course you are one of the top 20 of the Fortune 500 companies.)

    I believe that while there will never be a time when the OS/environment and applications will be constructed in a way that allows near instantaneous solutions to problems I do believe that the time (and effort) to get those solutions will decrease. However, I do believe before that will ever happen we will see a standardized method of information organization and retrieval so that order can be rendered from the soupy chaos of the net.

    However (again) lets be honest... there are many jobs out there because of two reasons:

    1. crappy software
    2. crappy support
    Who am I to argue with employment?

  61. We should be ok....... by ramdac · · Score: 1

    We should be ok if we have Script Kiddies support the OS. There'd be no need to worry about open source support.

  62. Pre-chewed for your convinience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are wrong.

    Looking for the available support options is part of the process of evaluating a product or technology.

    Go to www.google.com and type in Linux Support.

    You'll see LOTS of options for support.

    If someone cannot accomplish that simple task, I would not put any trust in his "evaluation" of a product or technology.

    #1. Evaluate your needs and list the requirements for the product or technology.

    #2. Evaluate whether a particular product or technology meets those requirements.

    #3. Determine availabe support options, including training.

    #4. Determine the costs associated with deploying that product or technology.

    #5. Decide whether the costs justify the benefit.

    It's called "business". It requires "work".

    The people that think that they don't need to do that work will find their markets eaten by people who DID do that work.

    You can talk about how it's the fault of the other companies for not advertising enough or whatever.

    In the end, those who don't wait for the information to be handed to them will be the ones taking business from those who are waiting.

    Life is good.

  63. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that Linux is essentially unsupportable. With commercial solutions, it's easy for vendors to lock their clients down to particular configurations. With Linux, there are so many different combinations of kernels, libs, and software versions that nobody, yes NOBODY, can offer really professional-quality support. This has been my experience as an IT manager at a fortune 500 company. We'll stick with Windows and the commercial Unixes until Linux becomes more than a hobbyist's toy.

  64. flush the food, eat the feces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the problem that I have observed is that there is no concern over actual quality (of products, services and personnel) while there is great concern over buzz word compliance and credentialing. Education is THE solution (well that and hard experience, but then what is experience if not applied and refined knowledge?). However, instead of having real educated/experienced people you have a bunch of buzz slinging and degree/cert wearing bags of crap. Of course as Scott Adams said, "Why do stupid managers exist? Because they were hired by higher level stupid managers."

    A good IT department is one that encourages both education and raw tenacity. That means that the worker bees should never feel that gaining further education (much like other professions require/encourage CE) is frowned upon and that hard work and determination is a detriment. Nepotism, favoritism, and an overall hostile environment are as much a cause as an effect of bad leadership (bad turnover or lots of people in the "undesirable category" are good signs of bad leadership and lack of direction)

    I have seen a lot of very talented, knowledgable and dedicated people be cast aside in favor of worthless and lazy (and often dishonest) bags of dog crap.

    However, as the saying goes, "One man's trash is another's treasure." I am starting my own business to actually offer a quality product that is useful to the consumer and I will look for the "diamond discards." I have seen good leaders and businessmen take the rejects and very quickly create rock solid teams that raise the standards of both the overall quality of products as well as the processes used to achieve them.

    This current IT recession will continue to refine in the wrong direction until a critical mass of pissed off consumers puts an end to the welfare system currently in place.

  65. Want? Don't have much choice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was there, and could have been sitting next to pdajames if he comes from Hampshire and uses a Psion.

    All the previous posts have debated the issues of Linux support. It's there, and it's excellent. We all know that (don't we?).

    One of the things mentioned at the conference is that many companies need support contracts. It doesn't matter how good the traditional Linux support is. The system may be 100% reliable and have not gone wrong in the last 20 years, but they need to spend the money. Why?

    Think banks, think auditors, think money. If the company wants a bank loan, or vc injection, then a support contract is everything. Really.

    The support contract can be completely worthless from a one-man-band sitting on a hilltop in the Himalayas. Form a limited company with assets of 1 uk pound, and promise 100 million in compensation if things go wrong, and the banks will be happy.

    Obviously support contracts can be bought from the IBMs and SuSEs of the world.

    The real question here is that companies like IBM spend heaps on advertising. Bought support is there for less than the cost of being hit by a single MS virus. With a report like the one mentioned, what is going wrong?

  66. Almost true story, scout's honor by feder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You work at the British equivalent of a Fortune 500. Your mission-critical Linux database server has crashed overnight. At first you aren't sure what to do but finally you remember a post on Slashdot saying that all you would ever need in situations like these is something called LDP. You spend hours reading through all sorts of how-to's and man pages but alas, this supposed tome of all Linux knowledge provides no solution to your problems.

    Meanwhile the company PBX has gone down as well - it could not take the load of the hundreds of panicking salesmen calling from your offices around the world to ask you why none of the high-priority orders they filed yesterday have been delivered yet. According to the guys down at storage they never received the orders.

    Your boss calls you to his office. "A group consisting of the companies that didn't receive the mission-critical parts that they had ordered from us have gone together and sued us for negligence" he says. "They seek damages of more than 10 million pounds. On behalf of the board I am to inform you that, in the lack of a support contractor to blame, the company intend to hold you responsible for this whole affair. I hope you have a good insurance arrangement."

    Back in your office you slowly open your top desk drawer. Underneath stacks of paper and old post-it notes you find what you are looking for. "Why didn't I just go with a platform with support" you ask youself, staring across your empty office. Finally you pull the trigger and everything blurs out, then goes black.

    1. Re:Almost true story, scout's honor by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      handguns are illegal in the UK

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    2. Re:Almost true story, scout's honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Back in your office you slowly open your top desk drawer. Underneath stacks of paper and old post-it notes you find what you are looking for. "Why didn't I just go with a platform with support" you ask youself, staring across your empty office. Finally you pull the trigger and everything blurs out, then goes black.

      Given the conditions you laid out in your first paragraph, how about this view, for the slightly more clued-in: "Why was I such a cheap bastard and didn't just go with the vendor's support/IBM's support" you ask yourself, ...". If there was a discussion about such support, then you have someone in turn to blame when you write to the board about your wrongful termination.

      if there was no such discussion, then yeah, you should shoot yourself.

    3. Re:Almost true story, scout's honor by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      More realistically, before the SQL server went down, you wisely arranged a support contract with your server provider; you'd have to be pretty ignorant to think that Linux had no available enterprise-level support. You get the call that the server's gone down, you call the vendor, and resolve the problem. You've got a chain of blame, plus you've saved money in the implementation. No panic, no reaching for the firearm.

      Oh, and Mr. Partridge, you can off yourself just fine with a shotgun. Handguns aren't the only thing with triggers, ya know.

      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    4. Re:Almost true story, scout's honor by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      certainly, but you can't fit a shotgun in a desk drawer

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    5. Re:Almost true story, scout's honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hacksaw the buttstock and barrel to size, and it'll fit just fine.

  67. From previous Linux article in Slashdot! by wukie · · Score: 2, Informative
    The following is from the Zdnet.co.uk link provide in the following article: Analysis of SuSE Linux Desktop

    First of all, some background. SuSE Linux Desktop (SLD) is one of several SuSE distributions that could be considered end-user oriented: there's also SuSE Linux Office Desktop, aimed at small businesses, as well as the standard SuSE Linux Personal and Professional editions. The key difference with SLD is it uses the same code base as SuSE Linux Enterprise Server (SLES): this is intended to fulfil the needs of large businesses, with an 18-month release schedule (instead of twice a year, like SuSE's other software) and five years of support. It is binary-compatible with SuSE Linux 8.1, meaning you should be able to install any application that's been packaged for that OS version with no problems.

    So much for the "Linux commercial support not being available" argument.

  68. Google by princeofweasels · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All the support you or your staff could ever need, free. If your too stupid to use it hire someone who isn't.

  69. Software support is a joke by The+Man · · Score: 1
    I'm responsible for all IT support contracts for my company (no we are not a tiny startup). After seeing how people struggle just to successfully communicate problems to support techs who are usually only 1/10 as intelligent, not to mention familiar with the products, I've mostly stopped buying software support. I'll still buy hardware support, so we can get replacement hardware when it breaks, but otherwise it's just a waste. I don't think I've yet seen a case where a software support contract helped us solve a single problem - that applies to Microsoft, Compaq, Dell, Cisco, and Avaya at least. These are top companies in their fields, and we have expensive support contracts, but nothing comes of it. Even talking to tier 3 techs is usually useless.

    I can't understand why anyone thinks software support is vital. I consider it a waste of money by managers who just want to cover their asses. In this economy, it's much more cost-effective to hire excellent staff on your own team than to pay premium prices for incompentent vendor support.

    1. Re:Software support is a joke by mpe · · Score: 1

      I'm responsible for all IT support contracts for my company (no we are not a tiny startup). After seeing how people struggle just to successfully communicate problems to support techs who are usually only 1/10 as intelligent, not to mention familiar with the products, I've mostly stopped buying software support. I'll still buy hardware support, so we can get replacement hardware when it breaks, but otherwise it's just a waste. I don't think I've yet seen a case where a software support contract helped us solve a single problem - that applies to Microsoft, Compaq, Dell, Cisco, and Avaya at least. These are top companies in their fields, and we have expensive support contracts, but nothing comes of it. Even talking to tier 3 techs is usually useless.

      Sounds like you are thinking of "support" in the "techie way". As something to fix it when it goes wrong or to stop it going wrong in the first place.

      I can't understand why anyone thinks software support is vital. I consider it a waste of money by managers who just want to cover their asses.

      These people appear to see "support" as meaning something to help with finger pointing and passing on blame when things go wrong. With actually fixing the problem being of secondary importance.

      In this economy, it's much more cost-effective to hire excellent staff on your own team than to pay premium prices for incompentent vendor support.

      As well as avoiding paying out for expensive proprietary licences for programs which duplicate the functions of freely available software.

    2. Re:Software support is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know if all S/W support is tragically comical but I do have misgivings in the "you get what you pay for" line. Specifically, we've paid vendors big maintenance bucks for little more than keeping spares for us who then feel comfortable charging outrageous amounts for pretty simple technical work.

      However, I think that the double-edged sword for Linux is not simply support, but is support and training.

      The big concern I run into seems to be "where will we get training for this stuff?" and none of the vendors want to get into the training game because they fear they'll get undercut by others who play the OSS game better or that their clients will just say "screw you" and go off and teach themselves.

      The real problem is endemic in the new world of IT...there are fewer and fewer people all the time who can teach themselves anything, so training becomes an absolute (and expensive) requirement for everything. There's the problem, you have all these bozos^Wpeople in IT, you can't work with them, and you can't kill-and-eat-em.

      Sigh...

  70. It's a market issue... by tjrw · · Score: 1

    When the companies that fail to capitalize on the cost-savings Linux can offer start losing business to those that do so, they'll either log on to the clue server or they'll be history. Everybody (alright most people) here know that the "it's not supported" line is unfounded these days. Support isn't free, but it is most certainly available.

  71. It's all about fear by JackJudge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've worked in the UK IT sector for 14 years and I can tell you it's about the management running scared. Not scared of OpenSource but fear of their peers and colleagues. The whole business world has very cut throat since the days of Thatcher, it's very dog eat dog, so lower management and above spend most of their time covering their arses. It's inevitable something will go bang at some point their main concern is to make sure they're not in the firing line. So from this culture of fear in the business community everyone needs SLAs, guarantees etc, basically someone lower on the food chain they can point to when the crapola hits the fan. To think that pundits wonder why British industry has been in decline for decades....ah well.

  72. Re:My experience with LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On planet earth - Linux is booming around the world!! Linux is one of the BEST operating system in the world.

    Re-invention of the wheel is a serious crime. If you are found re-inventing the wheel then you are in very serious trouble. Duplicate efforts are costing the computer world millions of man-hours. You are creating many different Operating systems. Linux is there and just keep on using it! Do not waste your time re-inventing the wheel. The WORLD ECONOMY RUNS on Linux. Linux is like a GROUP INSURANCE!!

    The world is facing a serious problem - Today EACH and EVERY country in the world creates software but there are only few countries in the world who design/manufacture hardware! Hardware & Electronics is a high technology and Software is a "very labor intensive" and not a difficult technology. Hardware is doing the magic and is a real work-horse. Many persons DO NOT understand that hardware is doing MIRACLES. Creating a 'hardware CPU' of 0.001 micron level (nano technology molecular/atomic sizes) is a difficult task! Intel CPU is currently at 0.13 micron level (0.13 micrometer line width). A micon (micrometer) is one-millionth of a meter (10^-6) or One thousandth of a millimeter or One 25th of a thousandth of an inch. A human hair is said to be about 50 micrometers wide. A nanometer is one billionth of a meter (10^-9 meter). Question is : How many countries are able to create a hardware CPU ?

    It takes millions of YEARS to understand Linux. It is about "9 Million MAN-YEARS" to read and understand all the Linux code because Linux OS includes kernel and billions of applications on top of it! The total source code of Linux (+apps) runs in billions of lines.

  73. Open source support is unbundled and competitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Support for open source software is unbundled from the intellectual property. A user can perform the support in-house or can outsource it competitively to anyone from IBM to the geek down the street. This includes software maintenance and upgrade.

    If an outsourced support supplier goes out of business, the user can recompete the support contract and select another supplier. Open-source is also essentially "auto-escrowed" so there is no issue of the supplier going out of business and the source code disappearing into someone's dumpster.

    By contrast, for closed source software the only source of true software maintenance and upgrade is the proprietary provider. If your problem doesn't interest them, good luck. If they go out of business and you haven't arranged software escrow, have fun selecting something else. Also, even if you have arranged software escrow, just hope that the escrow agent has the latest version and decent documentation.

  74. support concerns means ignorance is rampant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lacking support???? More like lacking a brain. Pay MS, get a virus every week, seems like a winning formula to me. But even if you forget worms and other nasties, the crappy OS is no good to begin with. Crash or two every other day and there is _no_ support that can cure that one.

  75. who developed the... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ftp software you wanted to use, and why didn't you contact that person for "support"? Seems like it would have been worth an ask. It's sorta how this whole open software deal could work better, actually shell out some cash now and then to the developers if you find their products useful.

    1. Re:who developed the... by sydb · · Score: 1

      Please. Individual developers do not a support company make.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    2. Re:who developed the... by zogger · · Score: 1

      It's a start. It's certainly better than stating there's *no support* available. I've also seen later on the thread that support for open source is there from large companies. It looks like someone either didn't really want to find support, or didn't even look very hard. You can get support from a single person opn up to large shops, very large shops, and everything in between. so. Please back, it's there.

    3. Re:who developed the... by sydb · · Score: 1

      I've seen the bit about support from large companies like IBM. My day-job employer are IBM's biggest customer in this city. The first thing I did was trawl their web site to see if they did support for arbitrary free software. All I found was refernce to running Linux on Netfinity boxes and such like. The link in the other thread says they support "qualifying distributions of linux" or something similar. They don't name them and they don't name prices. This wasn't even going to run on Linux.

      Besides, my point is that big companies need support, not that support is unavailable, so FOAD.

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      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    4. Re:who developed the... by zogger · · Score: 1

      Well then, there's a major business opportunity there for some enterprising people. Perhaps it's the way it will evolve. I certainly see a lot of "out of work, what to do?" threads here on slashdot referencing the IT industries.

  76. What?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone and their grandma knows about those IBM commercials where they hype linux on the basketball team. Not long ago I couldn't watch a TV show without seeing IBM mentioning Linux in it.

    " Then few people out side the industry know about it.. even I was unaware they would."

    Everyone I know in the tech industry knows about IBM massively supporting linux. Hell for months you couldn't pick up an Eweek without hearing about IBM's one billions dollar investment in Linux.

    Linux in general could use more marketing, but shame on anyone in the IT field who doesn't know what IBM can provide.

  77. I'll tell you what the fear is about by bigberk · · Score: 1

    The big fear for anybody working in a company is that their ass is on the line and they're going to get canned if they try something wacky and screw it up.

    Myself, I don't have that fear because I run my own small business. So I use linux as I damn well please, and I save plenty of money in doing so. If something does go wrong, I fetch a cold clamato with lemon and cellery, and try to figure things out using the wide range of resources available.

    1. Re:I'll tell you what the fear is about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumn thing is, they can screw up bigtime, defraud inverstors/customers and make insider deals and they STILL won't get canned. Why would they get canned for buying some software that went "boom"?

      It's not fear of being blamed ("no blame culture" is for the safety of management), it's the fear of the new. The fear of the unknown. The fear of the smaller empire (spend less money, require fewer people, less hardware). Fear of being out-manoevered. Fear of being wrong.

  78. Bah by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Use that attitude with a CFO and see how far you get.

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  79. Are you kidding? by Mongoose · · Score: 1

    Linux distrobutions with anti-enduser reputations like debian even let you install in multiple languages these days. The woody release starts off at a prompt in Mandarin, Nihongo, etc that say 'Choose this language for install'.

    I think you're confusing (pre)installed defaults with actuall language support. Even setting up east asian language support is pretty damn easy in linux compared to Windows XP. Just because a default preference is American english doesn't mean you can't change it. I've never had problems with recent GNOME 2.x installs and multilanguage support, so I can't say why you're having Euro problems unless you use the wrong codepage/encodings.

    1. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect it's simply that UK users never bothered to learn how to configure locales, language environments, etc. because the defaults are "good enough"... But since the defaults are really US English, then they get all those small things like date format and paper size wrong. In non-english-speaking countries everyone is used to the fact that the first thing you do with new software is figure out how to configure it to your own language and other local peculiarities.

    2. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem I get is with KDE's KWeather. It insists that if I am in the UK it uses Farenheit. I can't get it to use Celsius.

      Bugger.

    3. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Only problem I get is with KDE's KWeather. It insists that
      > if I am in the UK it uses Farenheit. I can't get it to use
      > Celsius.

      This does not depend on the country setting, but on the
      "Measure system" setting. If you choose "Metric" you
      should get degree Celsius.

  80. Tired of this 'techie' idea bullshit by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Techies don't seem to understand that businesses want to have a support contract with their usual supplier before they will buy Linux, even though the likelihood is that they may never need support

    Wow, I thought we had all grown up a little bit and stopped using this type of term. It seems some of us have not...

    Simply refer to 'those who don't understand the requirements of a professional organisation' - rather than use the term 'techies', singaling out 'technical' staff in the given context is foolish and inflammatory. Just because you have a highly technical job doesn't mean you are a seperate species from the rest of the human race.

    Get over this 'techie' mentality you have. It's a demeaning, unhelpful and misleading term used, IMO, by people who exhibit very little understanding of people in general (and who certainly find it easier to pigeon hole them firmly into distinct categories). If you must use an abbreviation, use the more widely paletable and existing term 'techs', not the infantile term 'techies'.

    A technition in any other field is not nearly as likely to be as knowlegable about their field as a Unix or Networking professional. The comparison of an average technition with a Unix technition a very poor one. For example, few radiography/photocopier/air-con/security/camera/tv & radio/PC/elevator/lighting/gas/electricity/automot ive tech's are not nearly as knowledge able about their chosen professions as those involved in the deployment of Linux or similar open source software.

    While certainly there are a few 'technical' roles (that is to say, roles where the employees are refered to explicitly as 'technitions') that are equally as complex, they are the exception by far. Before anyone counters back, note that a skilled employee with a given amount (n years) of Unix and/or Networking experience is far more valuable in the market place then any of the above descibed types of 'technition' with a similar amount of experience in their field (even when there is a surplus of Unix/Networking personnel).

    Furthermore, any competant, valuable employee is aqutely aware of both technical and commercial responsibilites in their role. In any field.

    It's about time people started demanding that, and that they stopped perpetuating the idea of 'techie's as some class of individuals that are not required to have a working knowledge of sensible buisness practice (or in this case, basic common sense). I wan't to name and shame those who DON'T think of issues like 'support contracts' on hardware and software they install or are responsible for suggesting.

    Even if your employees are all baboon's: at some point you need to have a technical manager who is an officer of the company who is legally required to exhibit behavior that demonstraights an understanding of both these issues (or you may become open to legal action from such bodies as customers, share holders, government agencies, or consumer groups).

    Balancing commercial and technical goals should be a pre-requiste of your job and taken-as-read as a requirement, not something you find difficult to grasp, or that you should need to be constantly reminded to factor in.

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    1. Re:Tired of this 'techie' idea bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont need another password to remember . But My name is Ron Watts. I am an ASE Auto Mechanic(The word tech is so over used detail tech = car washer)
      I am very keen in my field of work as well as others. I have built several PCs and have GNU/Linux running on a couple of them. I belong to a local LUG. The dealership I work for has replaced our PCM tester with a piece of crap tablet with .net on it. When I complained about how useless it was the responce I got was we are working on it. We had a bunch of English Programmers write the program and it is going to have to be redone. Embedded Linux would have been a much better solution IMO . This thing is just bigger and has all these excellent menu options and when you go to use them the responce is this item is not available for this vehicle. The only advantage it has over the older interface machine is that it can scan the bar code and I dont have to be bothered to punch in the VIN number of the car.
      I started using linux after microshaft locked me out of my own PC for upgrading a video card.
      I built my own PC because Sony support sucked out the ars. As mentioned above google.com is a much better solution than any paid tech support. That tech support is what I was worried about when I bought my first PC in Nov 2001. I should have bought an old cheap Emachine. The sony sits in the other room and never gets used. I use my Homemade PCs. One with XP for game playing and one with RedHat for everything else. I paid RedHat 60$ even though I never use thier updater I use apt it is much better because on dailup you are sure to be disconnected at 90% and RedHats updater losses that 90% and apt keeps it in cashe.
      The moral of all this. Not all auto mechanics are dumb and most companys software support sucks.
      Take Care
      Ron

  81. Re:the focus on "support concerns" is rather ironi by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    If your software is free, support is 100% of the total cost, so I guess by your analysis closed source is better than open source. Or perhaps your 80% figure doesn't really prove anything.

  82. actually... by cliveholloway · · Score: 2, Funny

    When my wife's mother in Arizona heard I was English (when we first met), one of her first questions was, "Do they have furniture in England?".

    So I'm trying to work out if the parent is meant to be a joke, or whether you're my wife's mother?

    Own up!

    cLive ;-)

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    -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    1. Re:actually... by Pinguu · · Score: 1

      Heh got wasted last night and am looking through the stuff I posted, nothing to bad :P
      When my wife's mother in Arizona heard I was English (when we first met), one of her first questions was, "Do they have furniture in England?". So I'm trying to work out if the parent is meant to be a joke, or whether you're my wife's mother?
      I am your wife's mother, Luke.

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  83. Re:the focus on "support concerns" is rather ironi by vnv · · Score: 1
    If the initial software was free, you'd save about 20% of your total costs, thus saving money vs. closed source. You simply cannot look at a percentage alone but must look at the total cost itself.

    I'm sure if you gave companies the option to save 20% of their software costs by simply switching to open source, they'd be interested.

    However, the terms "open source" and "free software" are not synonymous. MySQL for example, is open source, but not strictly free software. Instead, MySQL supports dual licensing. Open source gets you the ability to see what is going on in the product you are using and communicate with others at a very detailed level, often getting right to the source of problems. And it gives you the ability to fix bugs on a timely basis at a more reasonable cost.

    Many studies have shown that Linux is cheaper to support (and own) than Windows or proprietary UNIX. It won't be long before there is really good data showing all open source programs are cheaper to support than closed source.

    The only reason that closed source advocates are so against open source is fear. They fear their code is going to get ripped off. And they fear the code they ripped off to build their product is going to get exposed.

    The companies most dead set against open source are likely the ones who have the most ripped off code in their codebase.

  84. what are the odds? by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    Not only do I reply to your parent, but I also find out your local - until 3yrs ago I ran a web design business in Milnthorpe!

    "It's a small world - but I wouldn't want to have to paint it" - Steven Wright .02

    cLive ;-)

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  85. Re:the focus on "support concerns" is rather ironi by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    x = % of cost due to support for open source
    y = % of cost due to support for closed source
    z = % of total cost savings of open source over closed source

    You're claiming that x-y = z. You're subtracting apples from apples and getting oranges.

  86. Re:the focus on "support concerns" is rather ironi by vnv · · Score: 1

    No, I am subtracting dollars/pounds/euros from dollars/pounds/euros, and getting a cost savings.

  87. We are currently actually by floydman · · Score: 1

    decomissioning AIX, Solaris and IRIX systems to deploy Linux instead of them. And i am talking BIG systems here. 60 AIX nodes, almost 200 Solaris nodes, and almost 50 IRIX nodes (these are round figures, please dont let me open the file with the actual numbers).
    All of this is being layed down for the favor of 4 Linux clusters, which after testing proved to be faster(but not as stable, but we are working on it).
    Ofcorse we have an inhouse Linux support team(I am one of them)

    Now Linux support is needed, espically when migrating applications from UNIX to Linux, you are gonna go through a 24/7 live nightmare.(dont belive the crap "unix/linux migration is easy", cause its not)

    Bottom line, support is needed, but not necessiraly contracted support, but all in all, if you dont have a trained team, you just simply cannot go on.

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  88. Re:Open source support is unbundled and competitiv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I some how doubt you'll get into trouble with IBM, Sun or even Apple products and OS anytime soon.

    As for Microsoft going out of business before you do, I seriously doubt it, therefore your argument is from pure paranoia. If you don't believe what I'm saying, maybe you should seek [psychiatric] help.

  89. Incompetent management will stick with Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that your management doesn't trust their own people.

    Which means that your management doesn't know how to identify which people are capable, and thus worthy of trust.

    So, like most incompetents, your management is only going to do what they see being done by other managers in other companies.

    As a result, you're probably going to be stuck with Windows for some time, because incompetent managers won't let you try Linux, or other alternatives, until they see lots of other companies doing it.

  90. Weeeell.... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1
    Please think of the idiot choices in the UK, choose Linux and learn C/C++, god damnit! ;)


    So what? You're saying Linux and C/C++ are one of the idiot choices, eh? Well are ya?? ;-)

    I'm at uni in (the original;)Plymouth atm doing Computing and there's very little emphasis on using MS tools to do the job. Although we learned Delphi in the first year...now there's Kylix, even that's not particularly MS-centic.

    Most everything else has been Oracle PL/SQL/Java and I think nearly all of the computing department's machines dual-boot Linux. The uni switched from C/C++ to Java as the language of choice in the second year while we were in the first year, but I'm teaching myself that in my free time while I'm on an Industrial Placement.

    Frankly I'm glad there are loads of MS paper-qualified people out there. :o)

    To get back on-topic, where I've been working this year(Technology wing of a Big Telecomms company), there's a lot of doubts raised about Free Software solutions, or as my manager calls it "Freeware/Shareware" Grrrr..

    They'd rather pay £200 per licence across hundreds/thousands of boxen for a proprietary solution than pay for someone to adapt a free alternative. One of the issues raised by my manager was "well, if you download something from the web, it might have a virus in it.." :-/

    *sigh*...oh well...I don't think I'm going back there in a hurry after I graduate :)
  91. Why not see this as an opportunity? by johannesg · · Score: 1
    For years people have been saying there is no money to be made in open source. Why not build a company based on the idea of selling support to companies?

    There are plenty good people out there right now who don't have a job. Set up a company with a couple of other knowledgeable people (you don't want to man the 24x7 phone on your own) and start selling Linux support. It will solve your own problem and the Linux acceptance problem.

    In good slashdot style:

    1. Start a company selling Linux support.

    2. ***ADVERTIZE, DAMNIT!***

    3. Profit!

    (Sorry for violating slashdot etiquette by filling in that second, elusive step but this is a serious post...)

  92. Supportforge required by midgley · · Score: 1

    or, like many ideas, has it already been implemented?

  93. Jo Lyons ... by midgley · · Score: 1

    Back a while, the UK had some serious office automation. "A Computer Called LEO" is a nice book well-worth reading.

  94. Linux in the UK == Anarchy in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .

    This is not a story about Johnny Rotten, but rather the needle, and the damage done. Linux is bad for you, and bad for the Queen. Long live the Queen!

    .

  95. It's a killing field of Linux-based businesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .

    It's a killing field of Linux-based businesses out there, like the movie of 20 years ago. Once prime real-estate has been littered with the corpses of 1000s of Linux followers. The few that survive do so on investment capital, not from earnings.

    .

  96. Re:Open source support is unbundled and competitiv by unoengborg · · Score: 1

    You are probably right, it will take a while before Microsoft goes out of business even it they don't make one sound business decision ever again..
    The greatest risk would be if they get caught in some kind of illegal activity like Enron did. But even that would be unlikely, as they can afford to get the best judge money can buy.

    But what do you do if MS decicedes to end the life of the product you are using? They will probably offer you some upgrade path, but that could involve large costs to your business as you may need to spend money to retrain your staff, or replace your hardware.

    It could also mean that you will have to upgrade software from other vendors. Not all of them sit on a big pile of money. What if they are not around anymore, or even worse you may have in house developed software that could be extremly costly to replace if MS forces you to change your OS.

    Not having access to the source code, introduces an element of uncertainty and limits the control of your business, its not paranoia to realize that.
    A better word for it would be put your head in the sand. Most companies try to have multiple sources for mission critical supplies, why should this not apply to software.

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  97. What's tragic about this... by ctve · · Score: 1
    Is that the reason people are so wound up about support is because MS stuff seems to need so much of it.

    I spent about 10 years working on ICL VME mainframe computers in large companies, and even though they had support contracts, hardly ever needed to call.

    Nearly every fault that I ever came across was down to my coding or someone else's within the company.

    The OS software didn't fail me, the databases didn't fail me and the compilers didn't fail me.

    The software generally was very helpful with what had happened when something went wrong, the database specification was well known (and so patching a database wasn't a problem). The command set was such that you had everything you needed to deliver business functionality and no trivia.

  98. Business opportunity by peterpi · · Score: 1
    "A survey in the UK showed that support concerns were the No. 1 factor keeping companies from investing in open source software."

    Translation:

    "A survey in the UK showed that support concerns were the No. 1 opportunity to make money from open source software"

  99. Tired of this 'techie' label. by aphor · · Score: 1

    Techie has a ring to it: I agree. It's actually derogatory to the "techies" while implying a derogatory context "non-techies." I'm a highly skilled Unix System Administrator. Nobody calls me a "techie" to my face. That makes light of all the hard work I've put into learning the systems and subsystems, scraping away layer after layer of abstractions upon abstractions. My job is to bridge the needs of the users with the raw capabilities of machines. Every day I alleviate the suffering of thoughtless mechanically repetitive paperwork.

    I think you struck a chord: "techie" implies that the technology is trivial like a toy, with marginal useful application. It also sounds like a title for a supplicant, hurrying around to serve the master's needs. In my world, computers are robots that serve humans. In my world, humans should have minimal responsibilities to the machines. A "techie" or "tech" or "technician" is only there because of the machines they service. I'm more of a master than a servant, and I make sure my machines meet a high standard of performance.

    Maybe its the trivialization of technical problems that happens when you distribute the technology to personal desktops as in PCs. The central organization has less compulsion to immediately rectify any particular machine failure because each failure is most often confined to the business impact of one person. Now that I think about it, "techies" are usually expected to deal with routine technical problems. Routine problems indicate a problem with your routine. If those problems aren't worth solving in a long-term way, then why not just ignore them? On one hand people know that they can't just ignore these problems, but they refuse to invest in a long-term solution. Microsoft viruses, for example, are met with a frown and a shrug.

    As I see it, the real issue here is responsibility. There is responsibility to the real-world problems that technology intends to solve, and there is responsibility for the incidental problems created in the attempt. Microsoft computing culture is an abdication of responsibility. Get a support contract so you can say you have one, even though the enumerated set of risks it alleviates is about the same or higher cost than the premiums you must pay to get it it.

    First, I am not a techie, and then let's see what I understand:

    Techies don't seem to understand that businesses want to have a support contract with their usual supplier before they will buy Linux, even though the likelihood is that they may never need support
    What is this support contract supposed to cover? Why must a business prefer their "usual supplier?" Who are these businesses and who are their "usual suppliers?" Based on the questions I have recieved from businesses (small to medium business operators without a dedicated IT staff) about the viability of the WalMart $200-300 Lindows PCs tells me that a vendor who can undercut the up-front costs of a Microsoft PC using FREE software can get customers to ignore the question of medium to long term hidden costs. This price pressure will prevent Microsoft from implementing their subscription model, and when the numbers start to show in their stock price, the blanket confidence that the above quote alludes to will evaporate with Microsoft's economic dominance.
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  100. I need some support by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Nevermind commercial support, can I pay for some?

  101. easily found? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please tell me where, outside of generalities that result in days of bullshit lookups and useless nonanswers from kiddies?

  102. Linux commercial support not really needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So company managers don't want linux introduced into their IT situations due to lack of commercial support.

    Nothing new there.

    They like having someone at the end of a phone because you're running Windows.

    Nothing new there.

    You're on the phone asking for help *because* you're running Windows.

    Nothing new there.

    The guy on the other end of the phone is telling you because you're running Windows, it's best to reinstall the faulty application or Windows itself.

    Nothing new there.

    You just installed linux instead, and learned something. You spend a week configuring what you need it to do, and it works. Because you learned a lot for one week, when you need to install a patch, you have A Clue[tm] about the system, but the patch doesn't actually go wrong anyway. Had it gone wrong, with That Clue[tm] you are able to fix it without using the phone.

    Totally new concept, management stares at you with a blank face, asks you to check out this solution to another problem that an external company have come up with. You look; it relies on your servers running Windows. Your managers dismiss your crazy Linux 'experiment' as unrealistic in a business age.

    Welcome to business life.

    Our business has critical applications across a small number of Debian linux machines. Primary cause of failure: partners' Windows servers dying causing interfaces to hang. We have one Windows machine; it dies regularly and will be taken out of service soon.

  103. HP-UX and Linux by ultrabot · · Score: 1

    Home office: We are Microsoft and HP partners. We will not be using Linux.

    Tell them that HP-UX is looking into an open grave, along with the PA-RISC architecture (Linux will 0wn Itanium). Tell them that migration is unevitable, and just a matter of timing. Tell them that Red Hat AS costs $1500, if they feel like paying money for support. And yes, you can buy the RHAS support from HP now, that's what my old company did.

    Besides, HP is very serious about Linux - especially the people from Compaq side, which grok the "industry standard" thing. Some factions at HP will enthusiastically sell HP-UX to any moron that is buying, though. Wanna be one of those?

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    1. Re:HP-UX and Linux by Spoing · · Score: 1
      Besides, HP is very serious about Linux - especially the people from Compaq side, which grok the "industry standard" thing. Some factions at HP will enthusiastically sell HP-UX to any moron that is buying, though. Wanna be one of those?

      Hey, you talk as if my, my manager's, the IT staff, the IT staff's manager's, ... input was the deciding factor. We (as the project group; design, development, deployment, maintenance, and long-term management) would agree with you. The home office gives final signoff, though. They said 'We are HP and Microsoft partners...we won't be using Linux'. Calling them morons is kinda missing the point; they value the HP and MS partnerships. Nothing else is under discussion for the current project.

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    2. Re:HP-UX and Linux by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      Calling them morons is kinda missing the point; they value the HP and MS partnerships. Nothing else is under discussion for the current project.

      But they could as well use Linux via their HP partnership - that's what we did. I only gave suggestions as to what ways of persuasion your people could use... Nobody likes to be the ignorant victim who is "being had", the way HP-UX customers are.

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    3. Re:HP-UX and Linux by Spoing · · Score: 1

      Gotcha. Thanks for the comments.

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  104. My position was advertised for 6 months.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... before I finally was offered enough money to accept it.

    There are not enough UNIX people out there....

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  105. Supportability and Compatibility by The+Monster · · Score: 1
    Bourne shell is not available for all Unix-like platforms
    Where it isn't, something else is that's backward-compatible, and
    #!/bin/sh
    gets that something else, whether it be a Bourne subset mode of ksh, bash, etc.
    Better to write for bash, which is (1) available for all Unix-like environments . . .
    There is a big difference between 'available' and 'installed'. I am working with a variant of Unix that does not normally have bash installed. I decided I didn't want the overhead (installing via 9600 bps modem most of the time) of binaries. Just as an example, a compressed copy of /bin/sh on my test server is about the same size as the self-extracting uuencoded compressed tarball I created so that it's easy for anyone to deploy all my scripts on a production server.
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  106. Australian environment by sbszine · · Score: 1

    I am working / studying at an Australian Uni and it is quite different here. Although most of the general computer labs run Windows or OSX, if you are an IT/science/engineering student you can choose to use Linux or Solaris instead, and are encouraged to use them interchangeably (for Java / Perl development etc).

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  107. Looks like FUD, Smells like FUD by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

    Do not be confused by the name. "Open Forum" have a history of being a pro-patent/IP and anti-open-source as exposed by Bruce Perens a few months back. They are Masters of FUD who have in the past made false claims to speak for the open source community.