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On The Quality Of Videogame Commercials

Thanks to GameSpy for their opinion piece discussing why many videogame TV commercials sell the product short. They cite the Final Fantasy Tactics Advance spot, in which: "Three kids, pretending to be three characters from FFTA, were pretending to man phone lines, urging kids to call in to help them progress in their quest", and a recent Everquest PS2 commercial in which "a businessman, a slacker/skater, a punk girl, and some other stereotype get together to play EQ after the businessman makes a call on his cell phone, proclaiming, 'It's time to slay the dragon.'", suggesting that "If gaming is to truly grow up... then it really needs to get its act together with its commercials." Which game TV commercials work for you, and what do companies need to do to improve them?

105 comments

  1. First Zelda commercial sold me by setzman · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A couple of links (...) so you can see it for yourself:

    http://www.fileplanet.com/files/110000/112186.shtm l

    http://zc.zeldaxtreme.com/movies.shtml

    and google

    If fileplanet doesn't work for you, please use zeldaxtreme or google, but don't slashdot any of these fan sites.

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    1. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by JFMulder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does anyone remember that ad about a guy running in the dark screaming Zelda at the top of his lungs? I only realized years later that it was a Zelda ad, since when I saw it I didn't even knew what was a Nintendo, I was too busy playing with my Intellivision. ;)

    2. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Octoroks! Leeeeevers!"

    3. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

      Ug, that was terrible. I've never seen that, though I do remember the "ZELDAAAAAA" one... The one off of zeldaextreme.com made me want to vomit.

      I also remember that line at the end "the nintendo entertainment system... your parents help you hook it up". Wow, didn't give kids much credit, did they... I guess this was before the 90's where the kids were showing their parents how to hook up their computers :-)

    4. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was like 5 or 6 when I got my nintendo and I pretty much my only memories at this point seem to revolve around games, but I remember even then wanting to yank my dumbfounded parents back away from the TV and system so I could hook it up because I could see how it all obviously fit together. Even to this day I don't understand why people find it hard to match one plug up to another even with component cable which is arguably more confusing... THEY'RE COLOR CODED!

    5. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      It helps if you have Basil Poledouris as your commercial's music composer, too.

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    6. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Oops, forgot to mention that he did the music for the Zelda64 commercial. Not the one that the guy links to up above..

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    7. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA, that little piece of info makes a big difference if you ask me. :)

    8. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA HA. You must be girls!

      ARROWED!

    9. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Te-te-te-TEKTITES!!!!!

    10. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, just wanted to let you know, my site is ZeldaCentral.net or zc.zeldaxtreme.com, not ZeldaXtreme. My host, ZeldaXtreme, doesn't have it up.

    11. Re:First Zelda commercial sold me by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 1

      I remember that ad! It was for Zelda 2... the perspective was from the side, and it was supposed to illustrate the new side-scrolling style of the game.

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  2. SOCOM by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The PS2 online commercial where the guys are getting smacked down by the actual Navy Seals is priceless.

    Fragged: "Who are these guys?"

    Seal: "Like shooting fish in a barrel."

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    1. Re:SOCOM by Kyouryuu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I happened to enjoy that one as well. The whole composition of that particular ad really worked, with the little headsets and everything. :)

  3. For some examples... by WiredOni · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try gametrailers.com's tv spot section.

    I thought the one for GTA III was nicely done. It was just like a movie trailer; it showed some of the action, showed some of the cut scenes, along with clips of audio which gave us a feel for the plot and game.

  4. Xenosaga by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

    I was wondering the same thing, WTF are the FFTA ad people thinking.

    Probably the best game commercial would have to be for Xenosaga. Evidently the game sucked, but you never would have guessed that from the commercial. Zelda:Wind Waker had good commercials too.

    1. Re:Xenosaga by brkello · · Score: 1

      Evidently the game sucked

      I could see a lot of people saying that. It is very hard to get in to at first because it seems everytime you take a half step you are moved in to CGI. I didn't think that that could be a bad thing, but it really does break up the game play. If you can get past the beginning though, there is a much better balance between the movies and game play. The movies are absolutely incredible, and the story is engaging. I would reccomend it to any RPG fans who enjoy the FF series. You just have to be prepared for a lot of movies.

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  5. Playstation commercials by cjhuitt · · Score: 1

    It's not for a particular game, but I love the playstation commercial with the policemen talking about different weapons, and the bodies that just disappear.

    1. Re:Playstation commercials by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1



      The one with the old lady in the rest home is pretty cool too. She babbles on and on about impossible sounding stuff, and her daughter just nods "Uh-huh", then the grandson leans over and whispers "grandma, you should have used the magic stones", and she smiles with enlightenment.

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    2. Re:Playstation commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of another Playstation TV Ad that I liked a lot. Can't remember which game it was though, some motorcycle game (Jet Moto or something)?

      Basically you see Grandma holding the controller and the guy on the bike in the game just sitting there with his turn signal blinking. You see all the other racers go zooming by. After a few seconds the game character on the bike jumps off and screams something like "Come on for crying out loud!" and points at his bike in exasperation.

  6. Are they that bad? by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I haven't seen either but the Everquest one doesn't sound too bad.

    And both are certainly better than that athlete's foot cream commercial where the animated fungus rips off a toenail and starts creating boils on the exposed flesh. With that one, I usually close my eyes first and only then blindly grab the remote and hit a random button.

    So, no, I game commercials don't strike me as worse than anything else. The best ever, by the way, were the old 3dfx commercials, "We have a chip with undreamed -of power. It can make the world better in all sorts of ways. So we're using it to play games."

    1. Re:Are they that bad? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " I haven't seen either but the Everquest one doesn't sound too bad."

      Well, you'd quickly change your tune after you saw it. It stank of corporate cheese. The impression I got after it was (and I preface this by telling you that I work in advertising) was "hey, a bunch of people got together, thought up a bunch of stereotypes for the type of people they WISH would buy their game, instead of the people who currently do buy it, and will do so anyway." And to anybody who is actually a gamer, to listen to the dialogue used was embarrassing. Hell, it made me feel cooler than the businessman or the hot skater girl.

      The people who made this ad had no clue what their target audience was. They shot for a desired target audience, but in reality thats not the best choice for them.

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  7. Great (but unnecessary) commercials by exick · · Score: 1

    The ads for the both GTA3 and Vice City I thought were fantastic.

    They both used bunches of cutscenes and gameplay footage (granted it was usually using the rarely used cinematic camera) and had music from the in-game soundtrack playing as the commercial track. No other frills or voiceover was necessary. Just your character, shooting people, blowing shit up and running from the law. What else do you need to know? Of course, for me, both sets of commercials were unnecessary since I had planned to buy or already bought the games long before I saw the ads.

    1. Re:Great (but unnecessary) commercials by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Right. Great way of showing the game.

      I hate when they just show FMV scenes, or scenes not even from the game. Wow me with what the game actually looks like.

    2. Re:Great (but unnecessary) commercials by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      Advertising is unnecessary when the product stands up. I've been personally responsible for about fifteen copies of GTA being sold by being the first one to ring and 'urge' people to go buy it. That's the best advertising that they can get, and that was because the product 'didn't suck'.

      GTA:VC's ad was good, but at that point I'd already bought the game.

      Recently they had a 'SOCOM' ad in the UK that was fairly normal until the closing scene...(pans down a street with some guys draped all over one of those *tiny* roadsweepers, one guy levels a finger, mimes firing at the camera and says 'Hooyah')

      I'm easily pleased.

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    3. Re:Great (but unnecessary) commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the video game commercials IN GTA:VC were histerical

      "Try to move your blue dot out of the red square before the green dots destroy you"

      Or something like that....

    4. Re:Great (but unnecessary) commercials by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      I agree on that 100%. Who cares what the CG looks like, hell CG looks good on a PSX but once you play the game who knows. FF Origins has a nice CG scene at the beginning but once you play the game, it's old 8 bit NES style.(i love the game, not complaining at all) If someone bought the game based on the CG, they'd be pissed.

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  8. The commercials that really piss me off... by Incoherent07 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    are the ones that don't actually show gameplay footage at all. This was an especially big problem in the PS1 generation, where you'd have commercials composed entirely of the game's FMV. It's false advertising at best when you play off the entire game to look like the FMV.

    And then, of course, there are the completely unrelated commercials, but those have always been around even before video games.

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    1. Re:The commercials that really piss me off... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      It's false advertising at best

      At best? Really? What is it at worst then?

    2. Re:The commercials that really piss me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking annoying, thats what.

  9. Vice City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike most video game commercials which feature a mix of real world and video game scenes (which usually seem to clash, for me), the commercial Grand Theft Auto: Vice City used all game engine graphics.

    It's plays just like a movie trailer, complete with scene transitions timed to a music track and a deep-voiced announcement of the title at the end.

    If filmed with real world actors / stunts, it would have looked like the latest hollywood action blockbuster trailer instead of a game advert.

    Quite clever, as there is no mistaking that its a game, yet avoids the old stigma that video games are for geeky 15 yr old button mashers.

  10. 3dfx: my fave too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, my particular favorites were the drag-n-drop ozone repair and the progress meter reading "Fortifying Carrot..." :)

    1. Re:3dfx: my fave too by Otter · · Score: 1
      Yeah, my particular favorites were the drag-n-drop ozone repair and the progress meter reading "Fortifying Carrot..." :)

      Incidentally, does anyone know of a working link to those commercials? I tried to find one for my post, but now that AdCritics is gone nothing turned up.

  11. Do it like the Japanese by bconway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Video game advertisers in the US really need to take a lesson from the Japanese. If I saw commercials like this on TV, they'd get my money every time.

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  12. Xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think some of the XBOX commercials aren't bad. I agree with the VIce City commercials completely, especially vice city. The XBOX Commercials aren't as good as the Vice City ones, but at least they aren't gimmicky, no lame actors. Mostly gameply footage.

  13. All Hail Gamespy Hack, Arbiter of Taste by Quinn · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed the clever commercials for FFTA the reviewer saw for the first time while "waiting for Triple H to beat the snot out of Goldberg." ...

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  14. In the UK... by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Game commercials in the UK are truly awful. I hesitate to say that they're consistently the worst commercials, but I can't immediately think of any worse ones. (Okay I've thought of one now, a pan-European tampon advert that was dubbed very badly, but that's one ad out of thousands.)

    Suffice to say that game ads seem more concerned with showing the publisher's logo and announcing their (generally cringesome) slogan with a laughable voice-over. I always feel kinda embarrassed when a game ad comes on TV because they're just so silly. They would have been appropriate, maybe, 10-15 years ago, but they're unsuitable for the multi-billion dollar industry that games are nowadays.

    Methinks most game ads are dreamt up by the publisher, not a professional ad agency that might actually have a clue how to, ya know, sell stuff to people. No doubt a lot of them are produced in-house too.

    And the worst offender? Well, I imagine the boys and girls at Electronic Arts are already waving frantically so let's all wave back now. Hi guys! Your ads suck! :-)

  15. My Favs by Cap-America · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Only a few come to mind.
    First: Metroid Prime, this add was just so freaken cool! I got such a rush from it when I saw it on the big screen. I was wishing it was really going to be a movie.

    Second: Orignal Super Smash Bro. This one was just to funny. seeing Yoshi, Mario, Pikachu and DK walking threw a feild with happy music playing then all of a sudden their kicking each others butts.

    Third: Zelda Wind Waker, there was just something about it that just made this a great ad.

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    1. Re:My Favs by Utoxin · · Score: 1

      I love the Zelda ad! I saw it, and went nuts, until I found out it wasn't for Playstation (Of course it wasn't but a guy can dream...). When I found that out, I got pretty upset. ;)

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    2. Re:My Favs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the Super Smash Brothers commercial, I could never hear that Turtles song without picturing mario smash yoshi over the head with a big yellow mallet.

      It forever turned that song into one of my favorites.

  16. GTA3 by Deanasc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That Grand Theft Auto 3 commercial with the mafia guy saying "You do this and you'll be a made man" that ends with a car jumping over the footbridge accompanied by opera music. I like my video games to have a story and Damn if there wasn't a good narrative to that commercial. That commercial made me want to get a PlayStation just to get that game.

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  17. I don't care what's in the ad... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

    ... because when I see the, it makes me want to buy the games. It's sooo clever. Just like tabacco ads drives people to smoke and beer ads drives me to get drunk

    1. Re:I don't care what's in the ad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "because when I see the, it..."

      Your attempt at humor failed badly. I am sorry. :-(

    2. Re:I don't care what's in the ad... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Just like tabacco ads drives people to smoke

      Those 'the truth' anti-smoking commercials do fill me with a desire to smoke, just to further distance myself from whoever writes the things.

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  18. Japan by n0wak · · Score: 2, Informative

    The commercials here royally suck. Often, they're just over-hyped crap "blast processing", "power of X" etc etc

    Japan, however... why can't we get weird ads like they do. Here's a bunch:

    http://hyahhou.hp.infoseek.co.jp/housou/cm.html

  19. Haven't yet found a commercial that sold me by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have trouble believing that people can actually watch some contentless logos and pictures and find that it somehow entices them to buy a product in any way shape or form. I know it's supposedly true, but I simply can't fathom it.

    It does admittedly make people realize that this product exists, but I can't imagine anyone wanting to buy it on anything other than it's merits. I don't see how having a sexy woman or a hilarious concept in your ad will help. But then I guess that's why I'm not in marketing.

    Personally, I've given up on the "push" style of advertising, and gone with "pull" instead, especially for things like video games. Check out companies I like to see if they've released anything new, check review sites (admittedly a form of advertising, but with a lot more content and a lot less biased, although that's not neccesarily saying much.) It's kind of the Internet way of doing things; Go out and do it yourself, rather than waiting for someone to shove things in your face until you see one you like, which may not be for a very long time.

    I dunno. I just don't see how video game commercials, of all things, have any effect on a largely intellegent and information-enabled group of gamers. There are just so many better ways to do it.

    1. Re:Haven't yet found a commercial that sold me by rufo · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell (and I am not an advertising major, so I could be wrong), that pretty much is the reason for an ad for a game. Get it out there. Let everyone know that it exists. But, the trick is you have to make it look as cool as possible. Make it stick in your mind long enough for you to perform an action - say, look up reviews, rent it at your local Hollywood Video, pick it up in the EBGames bargain bin when it hits a few bucks. Basically, enough of a "push" to get you to "pull" in the rest of the information you need to buy the game. For those who are rather uneducated (e.g. parents who don't quite realize that buying a game based on the ad isn't the same as seeing a movie based on what you saw in a trailer), or for fanboys of the genre/series/license, the ad will serve as the reason for the sale itself.

      Again, I'm not an marketing exec, but that's how I see it.

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    2. Re:Haven't yet found a commercial that sold me by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      Actually, the most of the ad is disposable. The only important part is the logo at the end.

      Ads aren't really intended for the people who buy those, or similar, products regularly. Take video games, for example. Judging from what I've heard around here, Half-life 2 could go without advertising at all and most of us would still buy it. But a kid's dad sees the ad but doesn't think much of it. Big deal, right? But come birthday time, he goes to Wal-mart and sees an aisle of games. Most likely, unless he's been told which one to get, he'll pick up that's familiar. That's where the ad comes in handy.

      I, for one, know that I needed a plane ticket I would go to Expedia, just because that damned banjo sticks out in my head.

      My theory is that the ad needs to be slightly forgettable, so you mostly forget about it and won't harbor any ill feelings over the crappy dialogue or whatnot.

  20. Action Freak by Silverblade · · Score: 1

    What I believe is that to have a good game commercial is to have a good preview of the game. Not just some bland commercial where a person is drinking coffee and saying oh yeah that game was great. You need some action, fantasy, adventure, etc. You know those games that have gun fighting and they show it on the tv screen. Bullets ricoteching into the screen, blood going every which way whethere it is blue or red blood. Show the great side of the game. That is what gets me intrigued!! I hope you all agree. write to me and tell me what you think. friends are good

  21. GTA & Vice City by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of the GTA ads that I saw were great. They were classy aand had real productions values (just like the games)

    You get out of the trailer thinking that "this game isn't like any other" since they don't try to pander to anybody. Plus they say right in it that it's a "Mature" game

    1. Re:GTA & Vice City by Silverblade · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i totally agree with what you are saying. They were both pretty good commercials. I am a gaming person. I know a lot of games and commercials and some of them really blow! They show you the worst part of the game? what is the point of that? That just makes people not buy it or they show the best part of the game and thats the only good part. People are stupid

  22. DOA commercials by Sinistar2k · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I enjoyed the DOA3 and DOAXBV commercials. They were funny and surprisingly honest, plus they showed actual game footage.

    The commercials I really hate? The ones that show gameplay footage but then show the sections of the game where the framerate drops to the 10-20 FPS range. If you're trying to sell me a game, for goodness sake, don't show me how it sucks!

    1. Re:DOA commercials by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

      "She kicks high" is without a doubt the best video game commercial evar.

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  23. xbox ads by michael.creasy · · Score: 2, Funny

    For bad commercials, there's no power greater than X

    1. Re:xbox ads by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      Ah, another pet peeve of mine: selling a game for a specific console, like all the Soul Calibur commericials. For some reason I hate that.

      Plus, even as an x-box fan, I have the "power greater than X" slogan. Stupid stupid stupid. My ideal slogan: "Memory cards? We don't need no steenking memory cards!" But that's just because I have 'em. Even on my beloved 'Cube.

    2. Re:xbox ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  24. And now for some BAD examples. by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

    The XBox Live commercials in Japan were some of the worst I'd ever seen. Some drug-addled woman slinking along a wall while pies were thrown at her, and she'd stop to taste the pies.

    The ones in the US for the Getaway were bad. Some guy jacking a car in real life, and it ending with the text, "You've just witnessed a recreation of a scene from the Getaway." Retarded.

    The Blockbuster and N-Gage print ads are also blights upon society.

    I liked the 3dfx ones where they make the chips that can solve world hunger, and open up new possibilities...you see kids flying then they say, "Nah, we want to play some games." then the kid plummets from the sky, and a bunch of whitecoats start fragging each other. That was excellent. Damn kids stealing my fun.

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    1. Re:And now for some BAD examples. by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      That description of the japanese commercial made me laugh. That sounds messed up and funny as hell.
      Thanks!

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  25. Cheap-ass commericals by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

    I'm absolutely thrilled with low-quality commercials. When's the last time any of us has actually bought a video game based on a fricking TV commercial? I'd rather the devs spend the money either 1) addding extra content to the game, or 2) lowering the price of the game instead of spending millions of dollars on a TV advert.

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    1. Re:Cheap-ass commericals by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1

      In a perfect world, this idea would work. You could forget about advertising dollars entirely and focus on making the best game. Releasing the game to market would lead to great profit margins because of the overall quality of the game. Unfortunately, advertising affects how many units are shipped to your local game store. Without the money spent on advertising, you may not be able to get a copy of that great game. Another point I would bring up is that if the game isn't sent to reviewers in the advertising blitz, even the Internet word-of-mouth campaigns that we've come to expect end. When no one has got a copy of the game, no one can tell you how great it is. The video game market is similar in ways to both the movie and music market. You've got to put big money in to get big money out.

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  26. Blizzard has been hitting Theaters by shredwheat · · Score: 1

    When Warcraft3 was in season, Blizzard was running full film resolution trailers of some of their animated cg sequences.

    They are the same sequences you see in the game, but all blown up and with the theater sound they are very impressive.

    Seems like they got a "approving murmer" every time I've seen them.

    1. Re:Blizzard has been hitting Theaters by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately thet Blizzard trailers weren't much higher resolution than the in game versions, if any change at all. It was terribly pixelated, to the point that everyone I was with immediately commented on it.

      Then they showed a trailer for PS2 games, using in game footage. That was really painful to see on the big screen.

  27. FF7 Commercials were amazing. by Josiwe · · Score: 1

    When FF7 came outfor the PS1, Sony aired a series of commercials that absolutely blew my mind. It was (as I'm sure you all know) a revolution in the RPG genre and cinematic, CG-based game presentation, and the commercials documented the awesome production values and thematic, character-driven storytelling of the game. I went out and bought a ps1 and the game with 6 months of allowance and lawn-mowing profit the day the game came out, mostly due to those commercials (I had never played an FF game before that). At the risk of slashdotting the poor guy, here's a link to a fansite that hosts 3 of them: http://www.icybrian.com/ff7/art.html

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  28. Metroid Prime by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    Ad was good enough for me to buy the GC just so I could play that game.

    (No, I haven't touched the GC in months...)

    1. Re:Metroid Prime by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      Ugh, why not? Ikaruga, Wind Waker, Soul Caliber 2 (with Link!). Mario Sunshine was a fun game (not groundbreaking, but every game doesn't have to be).

    2. Re:Metroid Prime by BigBir3d · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I found Zelda to be profoundly boring. Not to mention friends of mine that beat the game in a sitting or two. My review of it is something like this; "pretty boring graphics, walked around some, played with fake sword that I had to give back (lame!), walked around some more, caught the pig, threw it in the water. It swam back to shore. That's kinda neat. Bored now." That was it.

      MP was my own fault. I made it to a place that I could not backtrack to get a protective suit (heat I think) when I needed it. oops

      I am a big Madden Football and Grand Tourismo 3 fan from PS2. I need games that I can play for hours on end, but not be doing essentially the same thing. That plus the fact I can beat my roommate at GT3 hands down is nice too ;-) Not so luck with Madden however (about even)...

      GC just doesn't do it for me. And now that I am strapped for cash, I spend no money on the GC. A big part of it for me is the controller. Look at SSX for example. Very fun game! But it just feels _made_ for PS2. Fewer button options gets me repeating same trick over and over again. :-(

      *shrug*

    3. Re:Metroid Prime by StocDred · · Score: 1

      Boy, thanks for jumping in with your veiled "GC sucks" comment.

    4. Re:Metroid Prime by BigBir3d · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Uhh... there is a thing called opinion.

      If GT4 is available for the GC, that is what I would buy. The PS2 I have access to is not mine (roommates).

      The GC itself does not suck, I just don't like the controllers that come with it, or most of the games. I bought it for nostalgias sake. I won't be doing that again, for anything. Life lived, lesson learned.

    5. Re:Metroid Prime by StocDred · · Score: 1

      And someday there'll be a slashdot topic devoted to that opinion. Today is (surprisingly) not that day.

    6. Re:Metroid Prime by BigumD · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that you enjoy games with varied things to do in them, unlike Gran Tourismo where you race cars a lot or Madden, where you just play football.

      Oh, wait. Nevermind.

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    7. Re:Metroid Prime by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      ooh ooh!

      and F-Zero and Eternal Darkness and...It's a great system, really. Great games, great games. Too bad about the steenking memory cards, though.

    8. Re:Metroid Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Variation. Races don't happen the same way every time. Games don't either.

  29. -gulp- Enter The, uh, Matrix? by superultra · · Score: 2, Funny

    In terms of keeping with the movie, the ad looked cool?



    please don't hit me?

  30. obscure ref's by hiroshi912681 · · Score: 1

    Don't you hate it when you get to the big gold Buddha... AND YA PICK THE LEAF WITH THE VIRUS ON IT?! GAH!

    why would I want a 32 bit system, when I could have a 64 bit Jaguar?

    "When are you bringing back my daughter?" You want her back?

    YOU ARE NOT READY!

    1. Re:obscure ref's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you hate it when you get to the big gold Buddha... AND YA PICK THE LEAF WITH THE VIRUS ON IT?! GAH!

      Burn Cycle!
      I still haven't played this game but at the time I wanted a CD-I just for this game. In retrospect being a broke 13 year old kid was probably a good thing at the time.

  31. One of the funniest ever. by crazyphilman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, I never played "Magic, the Gathering" because I never got into the card games and could never figure out the attraction (I'm more of a first person shooter kinda guy). But their commercials were hilarious.

    There was one where a bunch of scientists are looking down on a lawyer type through a set of high-set glass windows. He was in the middle of a big, roundish room with huge steel doors in the back, and he was basically sitting around, fiddling with his watch, etc. So one of the scientist types says, "Ok, bring in the troll." They press a button and open the doors, and a huge, at least fifteen foot tall troll with a huge club comes in and roars. The lawyer shrieks, and the next thing you see is a view through the windows over the scientist's shoulders, as the lawyer flies up into the air, spilling papers all over the place. A scientist takes a note down on a pad, saying, "Troll beats lawyer..." (or words to that effect).

    Those commercials were FUNNY.

    --
    Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    1. Re:One of the funniest ever. by Jazu · · Score: 1

      "Send in Bob... from accounting."

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      My joke got modded as Insightful and my insight got modded as Funny.
    2. Re:One of the funniest ever. by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Ah... Well, it's been a long time, I'm working from memory here... But you have to admit -- it WAS funny... ;)

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  32. Morph-o-Ray ad by raiderx · · Score: 2, Informative

    I loved this ad and ended up buying Ratchet and Clank. Probably not directly because of the ad, but it did steer me toward the reviews, which in turn convinced me to give the game a try.

    QT movie of the Morph-o-Ray (aka Chicken Gun) ad

    I am considering FFTA, despite the ads on TV. Certainly, if I were a parent looking for something to buy for my kid, I doubt that commercial would inspire me to go out and buy the game. Honestly, I doubt a non-gaming adult would be engaged enough to realize there was a game associated with the ad. Even as an avid gamer, I barely made the connection.

    1. Re:Morph-o-Ray ad by Limit+Break · · Score: 1

      The Ratchet & Clank ads are some of the funniest out there. The inflatable dummy on the riding lawn mower run over by the SUV, the rocket launcher that destroys some guy's boat in his backyard, they're just hilarious. There's a really funny Syphon Filter 2 commercial from way back that was using in-game graphics (but not gameplay footage) of the main character on a train about to shoot some guy. The guy was wondering if he could be shot with something a little less painful so he goes through his arsenal until he comes across the tazer. Zaps the guy and kicks him off the train. I never did play the game but that commercial I found to be quite memorable.

  33. Def Jam Vendetta by the_riaa · · Score: 1

    The commercial for DJV was perfect for its target audience - loud hip-hop, in game shots, shots of the special Def Jam rapper/wrestlers. I guess that's one of the reasons why EA has sold so damned many copies of the game.

  34. Old sega commercials by gades · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really liked the old SEGA commercials. They seemed to be pretty popular with the target age group. Gotta love it when that guy would scream "SEGA!" at the end =)
    some old sega aommercials

    1. Re:Old sega commercials by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 2, Funny

      guy playing game boy gets hit over head with dead squireel

      oooh color

      SEGA!

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      -PainKilleR-[CE]
    2. Re:Old sega commercials by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

      I thought GTA: Vice City had an awesome commercial. Cool gameplay footage, nice music, gives a great feel for the game while being cool (it's set as a Miami Vice-esque trailer with the music and characters walking around/talking).

  35. video game commercials by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    Video game commercials as a whole aren't any better or worse than other commercials. People complain about the commercials being too low-brow, failing to represent the product in any tangible way, or simply being stupid, but how is that any different from any other commercial?

    Commercials CAN have artistic merit, and they CAN be informative. Most of them fail on one or both counts, but that's not really interesting in itself.

    Could soap commercials be better? Sure, but no one is writing websites about that. I fail to see how this is a topic worthy of discussion.

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    (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
  36. Trailers by robbway · · Score: 2

    Video games are in the entertainment category. They are very much like movies in that regard. The obvious tactic seems to be the movie trailer. Final Fantasy VII did this and completely drew me in. So did Shenmue. However, if the game doesn't have a movie-like story scripted behind the game, other tactics may be required.

    Another tactic that works particularly well is the what happens to you when you play this game. I'm not talking about the people turning into game characters--that's stupid. However, the "she kicks high" DOA3 ad implies the people, mostly guys, are turned on by modeled characters. The Mortal Kombat 4 ad has Shao Khan trying to bust out of a guys stomach because he's possessed.

    You should always show the product, and it's best if it fills the TV screen the way it will appear when on the video game system.

  37. Favorite Commercial by Exploded+Fiber · · Score: 1



    One of my more recent favorite commercials is the GTA 3. You all know it... It's the one where they play the Opera Music and show clips from the game....
    And finaly it ends with the Don say to Tommy " I see a great future for you"... or something to that effect. (please don't quote me).
    AHHHHHHH Magnifique!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Favorite Commercial by Deflux · · Score: 1

      Tommy was the name of the character in GTA: Vice City. The commercial you're talking about is for Grand Theft Auto III.

    2. Re:Favorite Commercial by Exploded+Fiber · · Score: 1

      Ya I know... But wasn't Tommy in the 3rd one too... My memory has been reduced to crap cause of too many games :)

  38. Not the best medium for selling the product by The_Rift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It occurs to me that the 30 seconds or so an ad lasts isn't the ideal medium for selling games.

    People like gamespot, ign, penny-arcade and the myriad of smaller more specialised sites are the only people I go to when looking to buy a game. Because they either give me the article+screenshots+video clips I need to make my mind up or they give me the opinion of people who's opinion I've learned to trust.

    30 seconds of eye candy just isn't ever going to convince me to part with 60.

    1. Re:Not the best medium for selling the product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats right, I don't trust or do what ever penny-arcade says.

  39. Twisted metal black by MadocGwyn · · Score: 1

    Whats important to you?

    Dialog: Sleekness, style, the ability to launch napalm into oncomeing traffic.
    (something like that, its been awhile)
    Image: woman in flowing dress running her hand along a very nice car, as the last line is said bullet holes apear, then in game footage

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    Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage from the fireball.
  40. Hm. by dark_inchworm · · Score: 1

    I've seen my fair share of lame game commercials - the Sims commercials seem a tad dumb, IMO - but I wouldn't say gaming needs to "grow up" just because of a few campy, corny ads. Noone's telling companies Mastercard or Progressive to grow up, yet they have some ridiculous spots on the telly. Just my two cents.

  41. GBA:SP Print ads by evilhayama · · Score: 1

    The best game advertising I can think of was for the GBA:sp, where they actually had very stylish ads pushing the gba as something other than a kiddie toy. The classic one with the guy in bed playing a gba:sp while a babe lies next to him appeals to all ages however...

  42. Metroid prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know whether the commercial was live action or not (I think it was), but Samus has never looked better than in the Metroid Prime commercial.

  43. refreshing by hiroshi912681 · · Score: 1

    I think the most refreshing commercial for videogames in recent times was the Super Mario Advance (SMB2) commercial... picking up and throwing crap, it was great. nice throwback to SMB2

  44. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best Zelda commercial was one of the Japanese ones for the Famicom. It basically had a (female) Link dancing with some demons and assorted characters (while some cheesy 80's Japanese rap-variant plays), only to somehow save Princess Zelda when her cage falls apart. Aside from the obvious homoerotic undertones, the commercial simply rocked in a way that we'll never see again. =P

    I've seen it floating around the net, but am unable to come up with a good link at this time. Perhaps some karma-hungry person could find it for me? ;)

    1. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.z64planet.com/downloads/movies/zelda_1m .wmv

  45. Segata Sanshiro! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dude simply rocked, and had a personality that always reminded me of a cross between Toshiro Mifune and Takashi Kitano. He had some great commercials for the Sega Saturn, some of which are pretty "classic" to those who saw them on (Japanese) TV at the time.

    I think the "RPG Soccer" ones were probably my favorite.

  46. Yeah, that's what we need by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

    Let 'em be cheesy I say. Otherwise, you'll start getting things like this: Scene: A grey-bleached forest-type world. A non-descript yet handsome man runs desperately through the dirty albino trees, seemingly searching for something. The New Age wind-chime music begins a slow crescendo as the man arrives at a clearing, where a small piller becons. As the man slowly realizes the end of his quest, a whispering voice can barely be heard to say...

    "Conkers Bad Fur Day 2: Conker Get's Ripped...Only for the Nintendo GameBoy HyperAdvanced 2."

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    It hurts when I pee.
    1. Re:Yeah, that's what we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. At least the cheesy ads are more entertaining. And like they mentioned above, the cheesy ads work. Despite how much everyone seems to hate the FFTA ad, everyone remembers it. That's all that advertising needs to do, make you remember that the product exists.

      And if we didn't have cheesiness in ads, there would be no Segata Sanshiro. And that would be a sad, sad world.

  47. Mortal Kombat II by The_Quann · · Score: 1

    I felt the quality of the ads for MK2 were (and for the most part still are) the best for any video game commercial. The sets, music, and costumes for the actors all were portrayed in a 'realistic' fashion, instead of the cartoony or comic book prime colors. Heck, it even had a full size cardboard stand up like a movie promotion! Very few video game ads have risen to that level production.

  48. In-Game Footage with a Concept by macdonaldorama · · Score: 1

    Too many game commercials lack a concept. They just wrap fifteen seconds of nonsense around fifteen seconds of game footage. However one exception springs to mind.

    A couple of years ago, there was a spot for Syphon Filter 2 on the Playstation that featured what looked to be in-game footage of the main character approaching an enemy. Suddenly, the enemy ran out from behind a box, cowered nervously and screamed something like, "Please don't shoot me with that rifle!"

    The main character replied, scrolling through his weapons, "Ok, how about a flame-thrower? Or a rocket launcher? Ooo, how 'bout this Taser?"

    The enemy relented saying, "That doesn't sound so bad." At which point the main guy electrocuted him into screaming submission.

    Funny. Violent. And a great way to show off in-game graphics while still being entertaining.

  49. above link doesn't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it doesn't look like you can go there directly. go to this page and then select the "A Link to the Past Commercial"