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Apple G5 Ads Banned In UK

Justen writes "The Independent Television Commission has quietly banned Apple from airing an advertisement (in QuickTime here) for the Power Mac G5 in the UK. The Committee says that, prior to the initial broadcast of the ad, it was critical of the assertion that the Power Mac G5 is "the world's fastest, most powerful personal computer." However, Apple supplied what was asserted to be "fair and even" data, based partially on SPEC benchmarks, which "substantiated" Apple's claims and "satisfied" the concerns of their "IT expert." However, the Committee says some "viewers complained that the advertising was misleading," and thus, after an investigation, it reversed its original decision. The Committee has now decided that the ad "should not be re-shown in its current form." Conspiracy theorists take note, Apple's sales in the UK are up 36%, so far, this year."

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  1. Conspiracy? Yes. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Conspiracy theorists take note, Apple's sales in the UK are up 36%, so far, this year.

    .. sure, but I'll also note that The site www.itc.org.uk is running Microsoft-IIS/4.0 on NT4/Windows 98. It's a ploy by Microsoft to bring that 36% number 'under control'..

    ..where's my tin foil hat?

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    1. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by markxsd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Independent IT expert becomes one of The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.K.

    2. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by NightSpots · · Score: 2, Funny

      Up 36% ... to a whopping 136 total. Whoopdie-do.

    3. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by darkgreen · · Score: 4, Insightful
      big iron boxes like Crays and IBM are obviously more powerful

      While i would concede a point arguing that the current intel offerings are as fast or faster, I have to ask the question :

      what world do you live in where a Cray is considered a personal computer?!

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    4. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by mahdi13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought everyone used Crays as personal computers and that I was poor, stuck with a $2000 PC...
      phew! Thanks for clearing that up!

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    5. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by Xunker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since when was any "big iron" a personal computer, eh? How often have you seen a Cray for sale at CompUSA or Time?

      People made the same argument about Apple claiming it was the first 64-bit personal computer: "I have an Ultra 5 right here on my desk", but a Sun is not a personal computer, neither is an RS/6000, ad nauseum.

      And remember, in the USA, "the fastest" really means "as fast as the competition." As long as all three brands of washing powder clean as well as each other they are the "the best".

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    6. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then the dual Athlon MP/Tyan system sitting to my left must not be real! Thanks for letting me know!

      All joking aside, you have been able to buy dual processor desktops for A LONG time.

    7. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by vslashg · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, seven people have replied to you now, saying that Crays and IBMs aren't "personal computers".

      Now, see, I'm above that. Adding an eighth such statement would only serve to increase the clutter and confusion. It's become accepted that we /.ers don't read the articles, but I don't want to shatter the illusion that we actually read each other's comments.

      So, just letting you know that, uhm, I'm not going to do that. You're welcome.

    8. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by the+morgawr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      you have been able to buy dual processor desktops for A LONG time.

      I know that, I run a dual Xeon System. The fact that you and I (not to mention other computer geeks) have these systems and probably use them as personal systems, does not make them "personal computers".

      Going to dell.com and looking under home, or students, you won't find dual processor systems. The same is true of almost every other x86 vendor. Apple on the other hand markets it's dual processor systems to home users.

      This leads to my conclusion: From the stand point of "personal computers" (and we can argue about what this really means all day), I'd be shocked if the highest end (dual processor) Apple couldn't out perform the highest end "personal computer" from an Intel vendor(which will inevitably be a UP).

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    9. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I just did some surfing, for $750 you can buy a bare frame with motherboard and PSU that will take dual 3.2 MHz Xeon processors. It should be possible to fully kit out the machine for $3K all in, even if you go for insane amounts of RAM and a high end video card.

      And yes, $3K is definitely a personal machine. Its the same as Apple want for their G5.

      The slight of hand here is that Apple is classifying the competition as being something different. Basically the Apple definition of PC seems to be 'any computer less powerful than our flagship'.

      The UK Advertising council does not accept half truths.

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    10. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for the fact that I can go to a newegg and buy a dual processor mother boards from a list that mixes them in with single processor mother boards. Now, are you contending that sites like newegg do not cater heavily to personal users?

      The enthusiast/do-it-yourself market throws a wrench in advertisment-based categories. Instead, price and capabilities become the things to look at, not what some .jpg image with an href tag says on the internet. Under those metrics, if the G5 is a personal computer, so is your dual Xeon.

      You also have to deal with the fact that in its marketing efforts Apple does go and compare it to Xeon based systems, so it can't go and say "don't compare me to a server/workstation" now.

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    11. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by CrowScape · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But that mid-sized sedan cannot, in fact, have the body of an SUV nor can it only have two doors. There are specifications that classify cars as a sedan. Any car meeting those specs is a sedan regardless of marketing.

      You say that you cannot cite a different market segment, but I am not doing that. I'm looking at people who want to spend $2000-3000 (or $4000, still in the range of a G5) for a computer that will run a wide and flexible range of software applications. Whether you call a machine in that range a personal computer or a workstation is neither here nor there as they perform the same function at the same cost. The link you clicked when you bought them does not change what they are.

      And again, Apple does feel that it is fair for them to cite a workstations in their ads, so they themselves were the first ones to open this door: http://www.apple.com/powermac/performance/

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    12. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Under the law, luxury car is >= $40,000 in the US. You get more tax on it. Yes, price has everything to do with market segment, and it's not determined by advertising but by, get this, THE MARKET. This is why you don't see dual processor machines advertised for home use, because they're too expensive and for the one segment that would spend the money (gamers) dual processors can even be a hinderance. So, PC makers adapted their advertising to fit the market. Despite this, the people who need the power for their personal use still have easy access to the proper systems. Thus, expense is the MAJOR component in the x86 world that determines how a computer will be marketed. Now, with Apple they handle a completely different market segment than Dell or HP does which has its own rules. This means that Apple's advertisment campaign is guilty of equivocation, switching between the x86 definition of personal computer, developed under the rules of the x86 marketplace, and Apple's definition of personal computer, developed under the rules of Apple's unique marketplace, as if they meant the same thing. It's still false advertising.

      And yes they cite workstations on their website because they also target that market with a version of the G5 with more RAM, fiberchanel cards, etc.

      Ah, but by your arguement Apple must have a seperate website for you to go to if you want to buy the G5 "Workstation", otherwise it wouldn't be a workstation. However, you can go to www.store.apple.com and notice that there's nothing to distinguish a G5 personal computer from a G5 workstation. Careful! You might buy the wrong one!

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    13. Re:Conspiracy? Yes. by IM6100 · · Score: 2

      So it all comes down to 'marketing' and not what people do in the real world.

      How 'Apple' of you to feel that way.

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  2. Which conspiracy? by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Conspiracy theorists take note, Apple's sales in the UK are up 36%, so far, this year.

    Which conspiracy theory should I be concerned with? The theory that the ITC is out to thwart Apple or the conspiracy between Apple and ITC to sell more Macs?

    Glad to see the UK take a stand for integrity in advertising.

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    1. Re:Which conspiracy? by Rura+Penthe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What a shame such "integrity" doesn't actually extend to anything but a very few "unpopular" ads. How many people who complained about this ad were "that guy".

      You all know the one I'm talking about. The guy you knew in middle school who hated Macs for no apparent reason. The one who would crow about bad financial reports while you were just trying to eat your Jello. Or maybe it's a "tech" guy you know who can't understand why anyone would use a Mac. "Windows is everywhere, it's clearly better" he'll say. Or "It's good enough, who cares about using anything else, Macs suck".

      There is an astounding amount of vitriol between Windows zealots and Apple (and of course Apple zealots and Microsoft). I find it difficult to credit this ad's banishment in the UK to "integrity in advertising". Instead I'd chalk it up to "caving to zealotry" on the part of the politicos.

    2. Re:Which conspiracy? by CatOne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Blatantly false? Hardly.

      It's pretty common knowledge that benchmark results depend in large part on who runs them. Apple ran some tests (carefully selected, no doubt) which did show the G5 was superior to everything on those tests. I'm not surprised, it's a VERY fast computer.

      But sure, if you used a different compiler on the PC, or if you ran a different set of tests, the PC could well be faster on those tests.

      Does that mean that Apple's claims are blatantly false and misleading? I don't really think so. It's a marketing spin on something that's true in some (but not all) cases.

    3. Re:Which conspiracy? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's called the Independent Television Commission because it regulates independent (ie non-BBC) TV.

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    4. Re:Which conspiracy? by jon3k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could easily build a quad xeon monster and sit it on my desk, effectively making it a personal computer.

      personal computer [n. Abbr. PC ]
      "A computer built around a microprocessor for use by an individual, as in an office or at home or school."

      There claim was simply too broad. They also claimed it to be the first 64bit computer (maybe for personal use? who cares, they're still wrong).

      I was pretty shocked they made the claim myself. Seemed a little over the top to me.

      DISCLAIMER: I would *love* to own a new G5. For now I'll stick to building ~3ghz PC's for under $500.

    5. Re:Which conspiracy? by CatOne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure you could build a system that will outperform a G5 for the same price, in every application.

      However, again comparing white box systems to full systems with a warranty by a major vendor really isn't fair. You need to compare to a system from a top tier vendor like Dell.

      Compare a dual Xeon from Dell to a G5, and you'll see they're fairly similar.

    6. Re:Which conspiracy? by mlyle · · Score: 2

      My Ford Expedition has the highest cargo capacity of any sports car. It's not what it's marketed as, it's how I drive.

    7. Re:Which conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a big difference between saying a computer is one of the fastest personal computers in the world, and saying the computer is the fastest computer in the world. The G5 was destroyed by the Athlon64, and never beat Opteron, which raises significant doubt to Apple's claim.

    8. Re:Which conspiracy? by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It was pulled because it was at best misleading (there are PCs that have comparable performance to a G5 at the same price, even before it was released) and at worst, it is a bare faced lie. Zealotry has nothing to do with it I'm afraid. I own a Mac and a PC and I considered the claim highly dubious even as soon as it was made. It was doubly dubious in fact that it was touted as a 64-bit machine, failing to point out that nearly all of the OS and all of the software was still 32-bit rendering the claim rather specious and misleading.


      Apple have a long and illustrious track record of stretching the truth and this time they stepped over. I don't see what the fuss is. If they can't make claims are backed up by impartial facts and reality they deserve to be yanked every time.

  3. Censorship or standards? by Cyphertube · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While some Apple fans may consider this censorship, personally I applaud the enforcement of standards in advertising.

    If standards were forced for truth-in-advertising in the U.S., we'd not only never hear about the G5 being the fastest computer, we'd also not hear about how much we can do for so little from Microsoft. We'd also stop having the stupid claims in oversized truck and SUV ads, diet pills, etc.

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    1. Re:Censorship or standards? by CoreDump · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I got Windows XP after I saw the ads on TV. Imagine my dissapointment when I found it it wouldn't actually allow me to fly around. :(

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    2. Re:Censorship or standards? by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the standards were enforced, there'd be a severe shortage of ad revenue for television programs.

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    3. Re:Censorship or standards? by Talthane · · Score: 2, Informative

      The ITC isn't always correct. It is merely the body which takes an "official" view based on its assessment of the world to date and has power to act accordingly. This is roughly akin to some federal US government organisation banning something on the grounds it thinks it's harmful or somehow misleading, regardless of whether you think it's OK.

      While I think the ITC has a function in clear-cut cases, it's questionable whether it should take action in situations that are open to debate or subject to many variables.

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    4. Re:Censorship or standards? by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      personally I applaud the enforcement of standards in advertising

      I for one welcome our new borg overlords!

      But seriously folks truth-in-advertising laws are a very good thing... see Niven's known world series for some good speculation on what might happen in a world where lying advertisers are put to death...

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    5. Re:Censorship or standards? by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no no, the ads were only meant to convey what using XP *feels like*. Continue using it for a extended period, and you'll be getting out-of-body experiences of flying in no time. You might even see a bright light at the end of a tunnel, and be transported to a glowing, happy place full of men in purple butterfly suits...

      Where's my meds?

    6. Re:Censorship or standards? by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got a G5 after seeing the ad. Imagine my relief when I was not blown through a wall of my house into a tree.

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  4. Re:Irony by p4ul13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's an Apple commercial hosted on Apple's site. Ehh perhaps there's a new definition of 'irony' I haven't been informed of yet.

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  5. UK Advertising laws are different. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember learning on a tour of Ben and Jerry's ice cream factory that in the UK, one cannot advertise anything that cannot be _PROVEN_. IIRC, Ben and Jerry's had to rename one of their flavors from something like "World's Best Ice Cream" to something else.

    This seems like an instance of _that_.

    PLEASE, no one make any "lickable" puns.

    -A

    1. Re:UK Advertising laws are different. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ben and Jerry's had to rename one of their flavors from something like "World's Best Ice Cream" to something else.

      That probably explains why Carlsberg advertise as "Probably the best lager in the world".

      Of course, it would leave Budweisser open to attack with their "king of beers" claim. Clearly wrong!!

    2. Re:UK Advertising laws are different. by Talthane · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, but you can't lay claim to something that is objectively proven by measurable criteria. Taste is subjective, speed is not.

      Of course, what counts as measurable criteria is decided by the ITC. Hence the complaints; although the ITC is incredibly powerful when it wants to be. Case in point - it can ban Apple from its second most lucrative market, even though this is a relatively small country in population terms.

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    3. Re:UK Advertising laws are different. by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always wondered about that, since it's an American beer, shouldn't it be the "President of Beers"?

      Jaysyn

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    4. Re:UK Advertising laws are different. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you've ever tasted Budweiser, you'd claim it to be more like the "Intern Under the President's Desk" of beers.

  6. In other news... by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mac's are also not faster than light.

  7. Must buy G5 by mrycar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Must buy a G5. Must have Most Powerful Personal Computer (TM). Must believe advertising. They wouldn't lie to me.

    By the time the ad was out, it was no longer the most powerful computer.

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  8. Superfalous? by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think any particular computer can be considered "the fastest in the world." Each architecture is designed such that one will always outshine the other in a specific set of functions. Apple may be faster in benchmark X, while Intel is faster in benchmark Y, while AMD is faster in benchmark Z, etc. etc. Apple does have some validity to their claim, but so would Intel and AMD if they were to announce themselves as the fastest in the world to.

    That's after the fact though. Companies will always proclaim their products as "the best, the fastest, the strongest." It's a fact of marketing- what company would say "Our products are mediocre, behind X and Y" and expect decent sales?

    1. Re:Superfalous? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's after the fact though. Companies will always proclaim their products as "the best, the fastest, the strongest." It's a fact of marketing- what company would say "Our products are mediocre, behind X and Y" and expect decent sales?

      And slowly the world would be held up by millions of little white lies, which individually don't matter much, but together they form a flimsy foundation for what should be a trustworthy global community.

      Good job, Europe! I applaud you.

      marketing departments should be officially renamed to "The Department of Lies, Cheats, and Doublespeak" as should University curriculums which give degrees in Marketting.

    2. Re:Superfalous? by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a fact of marketing- what company would say "Our products are mediocre, behind X and Y" and expect decent sales?

      None of them, of course. Instead they would ignore the whole performance issue and point out that their computers looked more like yummy gumdrops than the competition.

      It's a fact of marketing.

      KFG

  9. DIET PILLS?!?!? by milktoastman · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    I take diet pills so I can fit into my RED DRESS and be on TELEVISION!!!!

    1. Re:DIET PILLS?!?!? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Man, I hated Requiem for a Dream. (And Hey, moderator, it's NOT off topic if you understand the movie reference.) I hate it when I leave the theatre feeling dead tired because it was nothing but depression the whole way through and I had to fight to stay conscious.

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  10. Re:the FASTEST computers? Oh come on, now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, the Pentium IVs that outperform the G5s do so in such an impersonal way.

  11. Re:the FASTEST computers? Oh come on, now by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure about that? If so, click here.

  12. Eight viewers? by OECD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They pulled the ad because EIGHT viewers complained? That's a little more responsive than over here in the US. (I'm not sure that's a good thing.)

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  13. I can say by iomud · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have that G5 and it did indeed blow me out the side of my house.

  14. Wow. 8 whole viewers complained! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how long till they ban IBM's Linux Ad once they discover that Linux is not an 8-year-old boy?

    But wait, there is more. I have installed Windows2003 on one of my computers, and contrary to Microsoft's TV ads, it didn't save me 5 cents per business transaction. I was hoping to make a killing on that.

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  15. Re:Irony by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's an Apple commercial hosted on Apple's site

    He must be listening to Allanis Morrisette again.

    Don't ya think?

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  16. The commercal is correctly blocked! by kandresen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Norway we have similar rules: You cannot air commercial claiming something that might be false.

    That means you cannot say your price is cheaper or faster or whatevre unless we are talking about to totally identical products. We are not here. The processor in the mac is totally different from a processor from AMD, Intel, Sun, etc. I can guarantee that if you compare a totally specialized processor for only one single operation, then that processor might be faster than the G5 processor in that particular field.
    It will then be false to say the processor used in the G5 is faster, even though the other only was faster on lets say integar calculations...

    1. Re:The commercal is correctly blocked! by OECD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Norway we have similar rules: You cannot air commercial claiming something that might be false

      I think I prefer the US model (being a native, that's probably to be expected.) In the UK/Norway model, no car could be 'the fastest car', since it would have to be fastest at ALL distances, terrain, etc. Yeah, it's more accurate, but the annoying picky accuracy of grammar nazis.

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  17. You can sometimes by Tim+Ward · · Score: 4, Informative

    one cannot advertise anything that cannot be _PROVEN_

    You can if it is "obvious" that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

    Someone (possibly even CAMRA was it?? - must have been a very off day) once complained about the Heineken ads, on the grounds that it was not true that it "refreshed" some of "the parts other beers cannot reach" as illustrated on the advertisements.

    The complaint was thrown out as being daft, because it was perfectly clear that you weren't supposed to believe the advertisements in the first place.

  18. Re:based partially on SPEC benchmarks by kc8apf · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe you should take a minute and actually look at what _you_ are comparing. The scores quoted by Apple for the Intel machines explicitly stated that GCC was used as the compiler to remove the compiler as a variable. The published scores on SPEC's website do not. You are comparing cows to telephone poles.

    Now, comparing G5 results with GCC to x86 results with GCC is pretty fair when you are comparing the hardware only, not the software. That is what they claimed to be showing.

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  19. The ITC by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    makes a lot of lousy decisions, but it's usually better than if no decisions were made at all.


    Adverts should be held to certain degrees of honesty and integrity. In the US, you can (almost) say what you like, and get away with it. It's very rare that anyone's disciplined in any way, shape or form for misleading or deceptive practices, even when it's blatantly obvious fraud of the consumer is intended.


    In England, a few hundred complaints is usually enough to spark an ITC investigation into wrongful advertising. However, they're slow, beaurocratic, and often act in ways which gives the product and the misleading claims far more publicity.


    Nonetheless, they do some good. When a rogue advert is found and stopped, it does help bring a touch of reality to the industry. People tend to be a bit more skeptical, a bit more suspicious of claims that seem too good to be true. Which is good! Because it seems too good to be true, it probably is.


    Here is one of those instances that I'd like each country to borrow a bit from the other. I'd like to see more free speech protection in the UK, but I'd also like to see commercial speech better regulated in the US.


    (Commercial speech should not have the same protections as other forms of speech. It should be protected, especially where it is true, but it shouldn't be absolved of all responsibility - it has a lot more weight and power than just some person you happen to meet, and that weight and power needs to be accompanied by responsibility.)


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    1. Re:The ITC by Dan-DAFC · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why is it that some government agency can say what some broadcaster puts on the air.

      The ITC is not a government agency. From the ITC website:

      As our name suggests, we're independent of the Government and of the broadcasters. We are funded by fees from our licensees, of which there are around 300 who between them hold nearly 600 licences.

      When an advertisement lies, at least in the US, you have the right to sue for false advertisement.

      In the UK, as you would expect, if you have been wronged in the eyes of the law you can sue. If you don't like the ITC's decision and you have good grounds, sue. We do however try to avoid the US disease of the lawsuit culture.

      Wait a second, they are all controled by the ITC.

      Half right. All commerical stations are controlled by the ITC. The BBC is self-regulating.

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    2. Re:The ITC by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You could easily sue these businesses for false advertising.

      Suing is never easy or risk free. You can win and still be stuck with enormous legal costs, or you might be awarded costs, maybe. Or you lose, in which case you would lose big. In any case the lawyers win. And suing a well-healed corporation is even more risky, they can afford expensive lawyers that are more likely to win (if nothing else), or they can just buy you off (in which case the advert stands and other, less knowing people will get ripped off.)

      Personally I much prefer an 'umpire' to make the decisions- it's cheaper alround that way- sure they don't always make the absolute best decisions, but like an umpire in sport, they're usually pretty good and very rarely terrible.

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  20. Conspiracy theorists take note by ArmorFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    World's fastest processor? Now that apple no longer has the worlds god damned slowest processor, its no wonder their sales are picking up. I have a slide rule that can compute faster than my G4...

  21. Real-world benchmarks by sjonke · · Score: 4, Funny

    In iTunes on my dual-G5 I can stop the M.C. Hammer track, "U Can't Touch This" in less than a 10th of second.

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  22. One Undisputable Troll Fact by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny
    2) No strait man would ever use something so gay.

    Strait man? Is that a man in a straight jacket? Some guy who monitors ship traffic in the Strait Of Gibraltar? Mark Knopfler?

    Lesson 1, Grasshopper: if you're going to troll, at least spell it correctly.

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  23. Some British advertising standards by easychord · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.asa.org.uk/

    SUBSTANTIATION
    3.2 If there is a significant division of informed opinion about any claims made in a marketing communication they should not be portrayed as generally agreed.

    HONESTY
    6.1 Marketers should not exploit the credulity, lack of knowledge or inexperience of consumers.

    TRUTHFULNESS
    7.1 No marketing communication should mislead, or be likely to mislead, by inaccuracy, ambiguity, exaggeration, omission or otherwise.

    COMPARISONS WITH IDENTIFIED COMPETITORS AND/OR THEIR PRODUCTS
    18.1 Comparative claims are permitted in the interests of vigorous competition and public information. They should neither mislead nor be likely to mislead.
    18.2 They should compare products meeting the same needs or intended for the same purpose.
    18.3 They should objectively compare one or more material, relevant, verifiable and representative features of those products, which may include price.

    No reason why you couldn't apply these rules to microsoft or intel adverts and get them pulled. They are normally more careful though.

  24. Is it possible... by Bun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...to mark an entire thread 'redundant'?

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  25. watch the WORDING of most TV ads by green+pizza · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The next time you watch TV ads, take note of the wording of their claims. It's usually something very vague, or followed by small print / fast talking disclaimer. People have gotten used to this.

    Apple, on the other hand, blatently lied, saying their new G5 was "the worlds fastest, most powerful personal computer". They didn't say it was faster at a certain task, nor did they even mention it requires a unique OS and unique software. To 90% of the population, a Personal Computer is an x86 box running MS Windows.

    Apple has made huge lies in their ads for years. They were finally caught. All I can say is "ITS ABOUT TIME!".

    The Dell Intern ads may be annoying as all hell, but at least they're honest.

    1. Re:watch the WORDING of most TV ads by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The most blatent example of weird ad wording, IMHO, was the Hostess Cupcakes ad several years ago. Mom gives the kids some cupcakes and says to the camera, "I like to know that my kids are getting a nutritional snack when they come home from school."

      Nutritional? She must have meant "nutritious," right? How can they possibly claim that Hostess Cupcakes are nutritious? But wait - when the ad company is spending big bucks to shoot an ad, wouldn't they just reshoot the scene if the actress blows the line? One would think.

      So they obviously meant "nutritional." I looked up the word in the dictionary and found that it simply means "edible."

      See? There is truth in advertising!

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    2. Re:watch the WORDING of most TV ads by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2


      nor did they even mention it requires a unique OS and unique software.

      It is no more or less unique than ,say, Windows XP. Yes, Apple's ads lie a lot. Not mentioning that it uses a different OS than a competitor, however, wasn't an instance of that.


      To 90% of the population, a Personal Computer is an x86 box running MS Windows.

      It isn't Apple's job to make up for the ignorance of the consumer. In fact, when the general public is wrong, truth in advertising precludes catering to their notions.

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  26. Centrino? by VapourFloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, if it was decided that the G5 ad couldn't be shown, when are they going to get around to banning the STUPID Centrino ad they're showing in the UK at the moment? It shows a mountaineer halfway up Mt Everest talking to his kids using his wireless-enabled Centrino laptop. I don't think anyone has installed a WiFi hotspot up Everest, so I can't see it's entirely representative of the technology.

    Yeah, OK, it says "service depends on availability of WiFi hotspots" in small letters at the bottom of the screen, but come on - the implication of the main ad is just ridiculous! Especially for the 99% of people who have no idea what it's all about.

    It's a bit like the P3 (I think) advert that claimed that a new processor would speed up your downloads - that one got pulled fairly quick :)

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    1. Re:Centrino? by Lochin+Rabbar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but one gets the feeling that the folks at Virginia Tech haven't grasped what a computer is for.

      To help keep the ambitious job on schedule, "we used an assembly line of volunteer students to unpack computers and perform many of the routine but time consuming functions." Patricia Arvin, associate vice president of information systems and computing,... [emphasis mine]

      http://computing.vt.edu/research_computing/teras cale/pressrelease.html

  27. Perhaps Apple should take a different approach by twocents · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Tired of viruses, ugly looking icons, a confusing line of operating systems? Want to have the power of BSD in a stylish design? Hate Windows and are not so sure yet about Linux? Well, then buy Mac."

    I'm not trolling with my love for Apple here. Instead, just pointing out some ways for Apple to go about being a larger thorn without having to argue their point. Novell has been known for their outspoken attitude at times, so perhaps it's not so far fetched to imagine a Novell ad in the near future promoting Linux in a similar vein?

  28. Let's start the list. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear ITC, please ban ads from the following companies for over-the-top claims:
    1. BMW - "The Ultimate Driving Machine". Yeah, says who? I happen to like the Lexus better. I haven't seen evidence from any independent rating agencies to prove this.
    2. UPS - "Moving at the speed of bussiness". I have a copy of my physics text in front of me, and the speed of business is not a well-known constant. I haven't seen any independent ratings studying the speed of business and whether UPS can actually keep up.
    3. Guiness - "Guiness is good for you". Right then, next.
    4. Coca Cola - "Coke is it" What is it and how do we really know that Coke is it? Again, independent review is needed to see what 'it' really is, and whether, in fact, Coke is it or not it.
    5. Burger King - "We do it your way". No they don't. My way is devoid of entrails, non-wilted lettuce, and with a proper roll that is very much not like a sponge, so Burger King is misrepresenting 'my way'. They do it one of their ways, but not at all my way.
    6. British Airways - "The worlds favorite airline". Right, everyone in the world just loves British Air, especially for the cuisine. That's why Lufthansa gets such a bad rap.
    7. Acura - "The True Definition of Luxury. Yours." I've never once spoken with anybody at Acura, and I don't much know that I've ever reflected on the true definition of luxury, so malarky.
    8. Sun Microsystems - "We're the . in .com". They're not, really. Noone is. It's a bloody ASCII character, not a company. How pretentious.
    9. Qwest - "Ride the light". Light has no mass. It cannot be ridden.
    10. Budweiser - "The king of beers". Right. In fact, please ban the sale of Budweiser itself, not just the ads.
    11. Panasonic - "Just slightly ahead of our time" A company bloody claiming to engage in time travel! Einstein would have a coronary.
    12. Slashdot - "Stuff that matters". Ha!
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  29. Re:BMW -- the pen-Ultimate Driving Machine... by Dan-DAFC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not the number of complaints that's important, it's the nature of the complaint. One complaint would have been sufficient. It's not a popularity contest. As a silly and extreme example, if one person goes into a police station and accuses you of being a murderer the police will investigate. They won't wait until they get 100 complaints about you killing people. If you do something wrong it's still wrong regardless of how many people complain.

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  30. Maybe not just one... by Nexum · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... but get a few mates with their G5's together and it bloody well is the fastest personal computer.

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  31. Re:You really test these things? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Informative
    Other banned ads included Burger King for claiming to have the best tasting fries, Ford for claiming to have the smoothest-running automobile, and Wal-Mart for claiming to have low prices everyday.

    In the US, we have a term called 'puffery', which refers to advertising that is clearly hyperbole, and is so outrageous that the average man-on-the-street (not your gullible aunt) would not believe it. Puffery is perfectly legal, which is why you can freely advertise "greatest fries in the world!"
    However, to claim "best testing fries", they have to have a disclaimer - Burger King has fine print saying "based on independent taste tests", McDonald's has fine print saying "based on sales". Both can therefore claim 'best-tasting fries' without having to measure 'taste'.

    Claiming a computer will blow you through the wall of your house is clearly puffery (and I'm wondering what the computer blows you with), but 'fastest personal computer' can be tested.

    The question here is how unbiased that test was - both Apple's and ITC's.

    -T

  32. Difference in Claim & Assessment by salt-master · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apples claim:
    "the world's fastest, most powerful personal computer"

    Assessment:
    "the G5 was generally as fast as the best Intel-based workstations currently available"

    Apple never claimed to have the fastest workstations instead the fastest personal computer. The only way they were able to demonstrate that Apple was misleading was by using a different class of computer (which cost much more).

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  33. Public safety comes first by wilko11 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Surely the G5 itself should be banned for public safety. Any computer that can blow you through the walls of your house and into a tree should not be allowed!

    Oh wait. You mean I am supposed to use my judgement and work out what bits are the truth and what bits are advertsing hyperbole.

    Silly me! I though every part of every ad on TV was literal truth.

  34. Parsing words does not make a falsehood by LenE · · Score: 4, Insightful
    We have a fairly high standard of 'truth' in advertising here.
    ...
    Plenty of big iron boxes like Crays and IBM are obviously more powerful machines. The ad contains a blatently FALSE sataement.

    Apparently extreme truth in advertising is necessary to not confuse the English mind. The ad clearly states "The worlds fastest, most powerful, personal computer."

    Where the hell did you get the idea that "big iron boxes like Crays and IBM" are personal computers?

    In the US, superlatives are OK, as by some measure something can be the most, best, or greatest. The problem is when some product is advertised with comparatives. A product can be the best, but just better requires irrefutable proof.

    They said fastest and most powerful, and by the SPEC benches they submitted, it is. They didn't say the G5 is faster than a Dell dual Xeon 3.0 running XP or a HP Pavilario running Red Hat because this type of apples to oranges comparison would require specific results and would throw off the simplicity of the advertisement.

    Anyone who takes the claims of a twelve word advertisement as gospel is a retarded idiot who shouldn't be allowed to buy anything more expensive than a pack of bubble gum. If this is the situation in England, then I truly feel sorry for the few intelligent people who are trapped there and have to be protected by this type of "truth in advertising" laws.

    -- Len

    1. Re:Parsing words does not make a falsehood by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the problem comes from the fact that the numbers Apple submitted don't match the numbers on the SPEC website. Add to that concerns about VeriTest's methods and you could see how one might consider Apple's claims misleading. Of course Apple could have called it "One of the world's fastest personal computers" and been ok. Conspiracy against Apple? No, their ads are still on in the U.S. Had this been done by AMD or Intel people would realy be out for blood. But, claims like this are nothing new from Apple.

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  35. Silver lining... by psyconaut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apple may have had their ads pulled...but look at all the free media advertizing the story generated ;-)

    -psy

    1. Re:Silver lining... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ' Apple may have had their ads pulled...but look at all the free media advertizing the story generated ;-)"

      I was waiting for someone to pull the PR aspect of this out of the mix!

      Welcome to the age where PR is becoming more credible/cost effective than advertising. It hasn't happened yet, but it will.

      I work in the advertising/marketing/PR industry, and I can tell you something that I'm sure many have realized already. Advertising is losing effectiveness (thanks to spam/bannerads/popups) and is losing credibility (that's mostly the work of spam, although Leptoprin ads probably assists it). Trust me, we in the industry know that the more we throw at you, the more you ignore it. We may not ALL be geeks who know whats going on, but quite a few of us are, and we know the solution is to put out BETTER ads, and less of them.

      However, there are the dumbasses, such as spammers, who are ruining it for the rest of us by saturating everybody with ads. And for now, its still profitable for them, so they keep doing it.

      However, PR is evening the playingfield. PR often goes undetected, whereas advertising has laws making them state it is advertising. Also, PR tends to be a lot cheaper than buying media, and designing/producing the content for it.

      Now, obviously there is bad PR, and by bad I don't mean bad publicity (like how almost all publicity is good publicity), but I mean poorly done PR. Like for example, often times I see stories posted on Slashdot that are COMPLETELY obvious PR plants. Take the recent Games section article Prince of Persia was a blatant example of a poorly done press release. You should realize Gamespot is really nothing more than a PR firm with a different company description right? Any way, you could SMELL press release on this article, and THAT is an example of when people notice a press release. Often times, with PR, if its good PR, you don't notice it.

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  36. Re:based partially on SPEC benchmarks by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wrong. The only way to compare the hardware is to use the best compiler for each: intel on x86 and IBM's compiler on G5

    Close! The way to compart the hardware is to use the compiler recommended by the Manufacturer for each product. Intel, for performance, would reccomend their own compiler while IBM, who contributed the G5 code generator to the GCC project, would recommend theirs (in this case, GCC.)

    Using "GCC" for both isn't fair because the code generators and optimizers are completely different. The only fair thing is to use what the Manufacturer suggests for optimum performance.

    Apple's initial benchmarks were weird, too, because they compared a machine that would not ship for FOUR months (and I'm being generous here) to a 6-month old DELL unit. Fair would be to ask Dell for a sample of a machine to be released next quarter and test against that.

    As it is, the P4, even crippled with HT turned off, BEAT the G5 with its faster bus in all the integer tests. By Apple's own admission.

  37. Will Slashdot be banned in the UK by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot might be banned, afer all it claims to contain "Stuff that matters" I await my -5 Mod punishment.

  38. Re:Apple's advertising is false and misleading by Hoser+McMoose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Single processor Opteron systems with AGP graphics, plain old PCI slots and ATA hard drives were out months before Apple even announced they had "the world's first 64-bit personal computer".

    Calling a dual-processor computer with a PCI-X bus a "personal computer" and a single-processor system with a PCI bus a "workstation"?

    The original poster is right, Apple's ads are incorrect and misleading. That being said, so are the ads of just about every other company out there.

  39. Department of Truth by General_Tso · · Score: 2, Funny

    The committee also noted that the Apple advertisement is double plus ungood. In an unrelated note, UK Mac User smashed the committee's chanting jumbotron in an act of hammer tossing vandalism.

  40. Nothing is forever: continuing competition by tomem · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last year the fastest cheapest processor we could find for our numerical simulation work was an Intel Gateway 3GHz, which cost about $2500, and has been wildly successful in attracting users away from older Sun workstations, around which it runs rings and Linux.

    This year, we will upgrade to a dual processor system, with an eye toward eventual clustering of larger numbers of them. In comparing dual Xeons with dual G5s, we find that the test numbers are a tossup (Macworld reports PCs are faster; while PCmag resports Macs are a bit faster, which they call "about even"). One thing that isn't much discussed is the big jump in bus speed for the G5, which approaches 1GHz, compared with a typical 400MHz for Intel systems. This should be a boon to I/O intensive jobs.

    Surprisingly, the deciding factor may be price: we get bids of about $4k for a dual Xeon system that is equipped comparably with a dual G5 that bids at $3k. So if the top Macs aren't definitively faster, they are at least certifiably cheaper! Who knew?

    But Apple would clearly prefer to be fastest rather than cheapest, and hence their advertising approach stresses speed for the money rather than money for the speed. One person's miles per gallon is another's liters per 100km...

    This continuing competition is clearly a win-win situation for consumers. May it continue...

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  41. Not the first time Apple has to pull an advert by Dougal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This isn't a first for Apple in the UK. When they first used the PowerPC they advertised it as the first RISC based home computer. That might have been true in the US, but in the UK the ARM based Acorn Archimedes had already been out for a while, so they were forced to pull that ad.

  42. Re:Seems like censorship but we like it by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's a civilized response from a society that still believes there are other centers of authority than merely business.

    Changes of that happening here in the US are next to nil, as we cling to the shibboleth of deregulation even when it brings us crisis after crisis in energy, health, stocks, banking, industry, etc. If your Blair keeps studying his lessons well, you can have our troubles, too.