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ISS Fender Bender
wjsteele writes "Seems that the Space Station has had a minor fender bender. Sounds kind of scary... being in a space craft and hearing metal crunching (like an aluminum can.) Apparently some 'Minor' space debris struck the station around 2:30am this morning, while the astronauts were eating their wheaties." Update: 11/27 16:31 GMT by M : Looks like an experiment may be to blame.
Glad you included that, because times of day -- especially those lacking any sort of timezone information -- are extremely useful when referring to events that take place in space.
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It was just the aluminum foil on the stations main antenna.
Their insurance are gonna go up now, I hope they had comprehensive...
A 1999 study estimated there are some 4 million pounds of space junk in low-Earth orbit, just one part of a celestial sea of roughly 110,000 objects larger than 1 centimeter -- each big enough to damage a satellite or space-based telescope.
It's no wonder the ISS was hit. All they need is the space equivalent of the "adopt a highway" program, and a lot of plastic bags.
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Minor? If I was floating about in space in something with walls as thick as a tin can, I would be rather worried by now.
According to This article on BBC News Michael Foale is no stranger to this: "He was onboard the Mir space station in 1987 when a Progress supply tanker crashed into it - one of the most dangerous incidents to have ever taken place in space."
I'd still be crapping my pants though. There's no jumping off this one.
"Humans and aliens wrapped in two million, five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place..."
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't things as small as paing flecks cause serious damage at the kind of speeds space junk goes at?
I realise the junk might share the same orbit as the space station and have the same relative velocity blah blah, but consider just how slow it'd have to be moving not to rupture the hull.
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Micheal Foale's got one of those sound effect key fobs.
Instead of the usual Grenade Launcher, Bazooka, Machine Gun noises, the new space version comes with 'crunching metal tin', 'airlock hiss' and 'oops, we lost a solar panel' noises...
Nice one Michael!
I recall an insident with a space shuttle a few years ago. A flick of paint hit a window and left a fist-sized star in that window. That's the danger of space 30,000 km/s isn't a big deal in space, but having a collision at that speed is quite an impact.
So anyone who still think the movie Armageddon is based on scientific facts. (Remember the body being flung againt the windscreen and it didn't even have a scratch?) Think again...
Least it wasn't a micro meteroite which would of just punctured the ISS and caused massive decompression. Of course floating around where the only way down is 100 mile fall isn't an overally comforting idea
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The spokesman, who spoke to the Associated Press on condition of anonymity, said by telephone that the space forces had detected an object along the station's orbit. They determined that the object was very small and would pose no danger to the craft.
Shouldnt they at the very least notify the crew to inform them of the junk nearby? And possibly practice a drill for this sort of thing.
Seems to me they lucked out this time, if that had been a bigger piece of junk which would cause major damage, and had ground control had seen it and not said anything, we would have plenty of different headlines this morning.
This is one of the weirdest things I have heard of -
- Both astronauts heard it
- By this point they should be pretty familar with the noises the station makes - for example, the thermal expansion / contraction as you go through the terminator.
- It did not sound like an explosion (typical velocities of space debris impacts is 5 kilometers per second or so - and meteorites impact at even higher velocities), so it probably wasn't a piece of random junk.
- They got out the mobile camera and couldn't see anything damaged.
So what was it ? Let's hope it wasn't some valve or other part failing, but I suspect we will hear more of this.
"In case a piece of debris is big enough to threaten damage, the spacecraft are directed to a safer orbit."
Am I the only worried by this in that if there is a bit of junk they have to move. Surely if we keep polluting space then there eventually won't be another orbit.
If there was a bit of junk on the freeway it would be picked up and moved and in space we just avoid it
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I did'nt think sound travelled in space.
Anyway; The ISS and the MIR stations - according to reports sound awfully like the space station in Armageddon (the movie - not the biblical doomsday).
"Russian Equipment, American Equipment.. its all made in Taiwan!"
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The Russian Space Agency has just issued a simplier explanation. They've been trying to figure out what happened and came out with a different idea. No debris have hit the station. The sound was internal, coming from something that jammed a fan in the internal air ventilation system. This also has been confirmed by specialists from RosAviaKosmos (the company that built IIS =) Sorry, folks, the Mars attack theory will have to wait till next time =)
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coordinated universal time.
Its is a printout of the code SCO needs to win its case, turned into an intersplanetary spitball.
I don't have any idea what could have caused this, but it wasn't something randomly floating around that just bumped the station. What disturbs me more than the accident itself is that professionals who should know better are floating this idea that it might be like a shopping cart hitting your car. It makes no sense at all.
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Did anybody else read the title and think "Bite my shiny metal space station ass?"
Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
The scene... a silently rusting space station, somewhere in near Earth orbit.
"Honey,..."
"Yeah?"
"... I think I crashed the space station"
"WHAT?!!"
"Look, it wasn't my fault. Some space junk came out without stopping and I ran right into it!"
"Honey, baby, how often have I told you, DON'T DRIVE MY SPACE STATION. Sorry, I got a little emotional there."
"We're insured, aren't we?"
"Not over international territory. Right now we're about over Afghanistan. No coverage."
"I'm so sorry, I'll make it right..."
"OK, suit up, we're going out"
"No, I meant I'll bake some cookies"
"OK, get me a beer while you're at it."
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You mean there are Europeans up there?
Not to refer to my secret orbiting battle station from which I intend to launch my bid for world domination as 'debris'
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Right...
Space junk, half the size of the little finger nail has hit the International Space Station (of size approximately 20 VW beetles) today morning at 2.30am precisely. The junk was moving at a 1000 times the speed of a jumbo jet, and if hit head on could create a crater 0.0034 times the size of Philadelphia.
...raise shields?!
Listening for the sound of the coming rain...
He never lies either, so that works out just fine :P
Be wary of any facts that confirm your opinion.
...they discover that a six pack of beer has been stowed away in the bathroom. And one can is missing...
Cronenberg, who had not obtained permission to film from the American or Russian space agencies, was found outside the International Space Station by astronauts after they were awoken by what sounded like "a car being crashed". Upon investigation, the astronauts found Cronenberg discussing the result of a take with actor Elias Koteas and giving direction for the next.
"I can't believe he did this," said cosmonaut Alexander Kaleri from the space station. "This is not a movie studio."
The arrest comes only six months after Cronenberg announced that he was entering the X-Prize Contest, which promises an award of $10,000,000 US to the first privately-owned reusable spacecraft. Outside of a few die-hard fans of the director's work, no one had taken Cronenberg's entrace seriously.
"This really fucks things up for me," said John Carmack, the odds-on favourite in the contest. "If he posts bail and gets back up in space, then he wins the prize. I never knew he was this far ahead."
Cronenberg is being held in a washroom on the International Space Station pending a routine Soyuz supply flight. Sources at NASA say that it's possible he could be formally booked and bail set within as little as six days, giving him plenty of time to fulfill the X-Prize conditions.
Open-source programmer Richard Stallman could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the computing guru said he had been collaborating with Cronenberg for some time. "He was one of the paramedics in the first Crash," said a friend. "I think Cronenberg's making him a meteorite or something in this one."
Carousel is a lie!
BBC News now says that it wasn't hit by an external object and that the noice came from an internal instrument.
'... a vaguely humanoid yet strangely reflective skinned figure placing a satellite dish and assorted space station parts into his torso before flying away in a strange shaped craft. Sound cleanup of the noise has revealed the mysterious but still slightly distorted message '.ou ca... bit... my shiny... etal... ass' Could this be the first evidence of an alien intelligence in the universe.?'
Isn't this what caused the Chernobyl meltdown? IIRC, the technical staff were being inventive and improvising around some safety tests.
I hope they did not spill any Tang.
This brings me to wonder... what time system and time zone (if any) do the astronauts use?
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Nothing actually hit the space station, and everything is fine. See here, here, here, or just skip them all and see Google.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3242712. stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3242712. stm
--Y'know, this is a case where your vaunted "education" really kills the ENTERTAINMENT value of a movie. I thoroughly enjoy Armageddon every time I see it, because -IT'S A MOVIE- and I try not to read into it too much. Yeah, I recognized the "Mir gravity" as unrealistic, but it didn't get in the way. They did a great job on the plot and visual effects. I even got emotional over Liv Tyler's scene with her dad making the heroic sacrifice.
--Cut them some slack, at least it wasn't as bad as Battlestar Galactica. (And if you lower your expectations, you could probably enjoy even that, too.)
--You could pick apart the whole LOTR trilogy too, if you wanted to; but personally I figure it's better to just sit back and try to enjoy the ride. Don't over-analyze everything.
--People are just getting too "sophisticated" these days. Everybody's got their nose up in the air and we all walk around thinking how well-educated and how great we all are. Yeah, we've "sophisticated" ourselves right out of a good imagination and we can't enjoy anything anymore. And Hollywood keeps making crappy movies because idiots keep paying to see it.
--All our base are belong to India while stupid people over here work 12+ hour days, when more people should be hired to spread the work around. No wonder the economy is so damn bad.
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I didn't know space stations have fenders. That is about as dumb as putting wings on a space ship. Wait... Nevermind.
Um... 2:30am happens every day... "this morning" refers to the fact that it happened on the day of the posting.
Bill
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UTC == GMT - daylight savings time.
If that had read read "you mean there are americans up there" it would have been modded as flamebait.
Hardly fair to us Europeans is it ?
Oh and yes, there are 2 europeans up there and no septics.
Dun, you must have some kind of spelling phobia. Dude, just relax. A more appropriate way could be: 2:30AM Today (or 2:30AM Thursday, or this morning at 2:30), but a lot of people do get confused when it comes to that. 2:30AM this morning is not that bad, it actually is easier to understand. Plus you have to understand that slashdot is a site run by geeks, and you know geeks are not the best when it comes to grammar. You have to forgive them sometimes. Dictionary
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As if they can tell this from an inspection? Didn't analysis of the Columbia space shuttle debris on takeoff show there was no risk, only to have it disintegrate on reentry?
Mencken had it right. So glad that's old news.
English is, after all, a second language for me. :-)
Bill
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You are correct, but it is still redundant. "this morning" means "today in the am hours". The proper way to say it would have been either: "2:30am today", or "2:30 this morning". If they were trying to say "today", they should have used the word.
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I thought it said IIS fender bender. I was trying to figure out why the space station was running IIS, and figured this was another microsoft-bashing article.
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The funny thing is that geeks do not follow the same logic when writing code than when writing english (I haven't many times myself). I am sure an embedded spell checker for grammar inside the compiler would be extremely useful, so when you run your compiler it would also point out your spelling mistakes, but then that raises a whole other array of issues. However unpleasant, as long as I understand what they are trying to say I am fine with it. After all, I have people I work with which I cannot understand 40% of what they are saying, so compared to this little *mistake* it's a by far a much bigger problem. AM This morning at Google
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Well, actually the Soyuz can't be *permanently* docked, or it wouldn't be very useful as an evacuation vehicle. How about 'long term'?
But there is another consideration. The Soyuz has a shelf-life, and they periodically have to change the thing out, anyway. Every so often a Soyuz mission will come up, and take the rescue capsule down, leaving their original transport as the new rescue capsule.
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
They really should consider putting up a garbage detection and deflection system and it could be based and controlled from the ISS. Basicly a few radar satelites and a dozen or so robots that move about in ordit with bumber plates to deflect garbage into the atmosphere. Too bad vacume cleaners would work in space.
Plus if there were a dozen or so, if one malfunctioned it could be rescued by another and brought back to the ISS for servicing. They could be both radio isotope and thrust fueled and could be refueled at the ISS. Relativly simple robots and it could lead the way for robotic repair bots for satelite repairs.
Unless you know what time standard is used on the space station, the assertion that something happened to the space station at 2:30am this morning only gives you the approximate position of the space station relative to the earth and sun during the event. You can't deduce the longitude or Earth surface local time from it, because the space station will have had that relative position multiple times on any given morning.
So how do they handle time out there? I'll bet it involves the word 'Zulu' because that sounds really cool over the radio in movies.
This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.
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Moreover, a can that until recently contained beer of almost homeopathic strength, probably with a picture of a kangaroo on the label.
Greenwich Mean Time is called Mean because it is the time averaged over a year, if you get the idea. It isn't the real time on account of the 3 degrees or so of wobble of the earth on its axis. The block where I live is pretty much bang on geographical North - South, so shadows around midday can be observed over time. The midday alignment can vary by as much as 12 minutes from 'clock' time, in advance or retarded depending on the season.
And now the sums: 12 mins = (hrs in day x mins in hr) x (3 degrees/360 degrees), or (24*60)*(3/360).
Someone correct me if this is bollocks.
(24*60)/(3/360)
Ahem.
All they heard on the ISS was a noise. Checks for external damage haven't found anything yet. Surely you hear hear the occasional weird noise in your apartment/house; that doesn't mean it was hit by a meteor, does it?
Surely the astonishing finding is that there would appear to be no on-board vibration (sound) sensor array networked to a computer which could accurately determine the source and probable nature of the disturbance. Or does that feature come with v2.0?
"but the [grammar/spelling/repost/factuality] checking of the is often very poor!"
The checking of what?
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All these young morons with sporty little space stations, driving up the premiums for the rest of us responsible space inhabitants...
Please help metamoderate.
In space, what comes around, goes around.
heard the noise from the rear of the station's Russian module housing sleeping quarters, a kitchen and toilet.
Either send up some of those breath right strips or review the menu.