I myself am going to wait for the Nigel Tuffnel signature series from TransPerformace which is rumored to include easier foot based operation and optional autotuning violin...
"Today IT and telecom are an integrated system this is the accelerator of service levels that could be extended to every citizen and multiplier of user segments sharing the knowledge products for development."
Why is this guy gushing about a built in voice recorder and IR remote control features like this? Wasn't the IPAQ 39xx series doing this like a year ago?
What does it tell you about this 'next "big thing"' that I spent 5 minutes at this site trying to figure out what it was trying to sell and had to google 'raging cow' to figure out somewhere else that it is flavored milk. Ugh.
Chicks wrestling in mud to sell beer. Now *that's* the 'next "big thing"'!
Should Jack's affairs and the details of severance be held against him as a business person? Maybe not. I don't know.
Do I trust Jack as a judge of 'character' and 'integrity'? No.
A company that puts him on their web site with those words as an endorsement needs to have its corporate head examined. Once someone becomes the butt of jokes on late night TV chances are this is not the guy for an endorsement deal.
Seriously though - the whole time I was reading this I was thinking 'dude get a life'. Probably the only thing worse than complaining about some lame-ass nerd fantasy game ("Dolalin Bonewielder 62 Necromancer of Lanys T`Vyl"? Riiiiggghhht...) is reading about someone complaining about some lame-ass nerd fantasy game.
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I myself am going to wait for the Nigel Tuffnel signature series from TransPerformace which is rumored to include easier foot based operation and optional autotuning violin...
I am really interested in building a TV factory in the USA. How would I go about doing that?
Why would the average slashdotter need to know anything about condoms? And what would a girl be doing here in the first place?
We are so disappointed we were not able to participate in this project!
Sincerely,
Girls, clear skin, excitement, relevance
Sorry but we won't be able to attend the conference this year - again!
Sincerely,
Relevance, hot chicks, excitement, clear skin
Why is the earlier comment about Access/At/Xcopy funny but MySQL/cron/cp is troll worthy? Hmmm...
I hear that is *such* a party school...
Exactly. I can't believe this guy is complaining about a murky writing style while at the same time f-ing up a simple introductory paragraph.
Bah!
Beware the young, hot shot, Qbasic programmer!
Sincerely,
12-year-olds and hopeless dorks
Unfortunately, I was unable to make it to the MTV awards again this year. Sincerely, Relevance
The second paragraph of the speech begins...
"Today IT and telecom are an integrated system this is the accelerator of service levels that could be extended to every citizen and multiplier of user segments sharing the knowledge products for development."
Waaa???
Why is this guy gushing about a built in voice recorder and IR remote control features like this? Wasn't the IPAQ 39xx series doing this like a year ago?
Bah!
I am from the future...I trade stocks...
'The line for the men's room at "Laser Floyd"'
What does it tell you about this 'next "big thing"' that I spent 5 minutes at this site trying to figure out what it was trying to sell and had to google 'raging cow' to figure out somewhere else that it is flavored milk. Ugh.
Chicks wrestling in mud to sell beer. Now *that's* the 'next "big thing"'!
Q...
What was it like working on 'The Guns of Navarone'?
Q...
There goes the new slashdot server I guess.
Q...
Was Jack a good CEO? Maybe.
Should Jack's affairs and the details of severance be held against him as a business person? Maybe not. I don't know.
Do I trust Jack as a judge of 'character' and 'integrity'? No.
A company that puts him on their web site with those words as an endorsement needs to have its corporate head examined. Once someone becomes the butt of jokes on late night TV chances are this is not the guy for an endorsement deal.
Q out...
From the box at on the upper right of the Wipro web site we learn...
"From the first day in dealing with Wipro, there's been nothing but quality, character, highest integrity, highest quality work"
No one knows more about character and integrity than Jack Welch.
Sincerely,
That Harvard Business Review wench Jack was banging behind his wife's back.
Seriously though - the whole time I was reading this I was thinking 'dude get a life'. Probably the only thing worse than complaining about some lame-ass nerd fantasy game ("Dolalin Bonewielder
62 Necromancer of Lanys T`Vyl"? Riiiiggghhht...)
is reading about someone complaining about some lame-ass nerd fantasy game.
Frag those f*cking campers!
When can I get the 'Back to the Future Trilogy' on one of these? Sincerely, /. Nerd
Hopefully they will finally get around to re-animating uncle Walt.