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Microsoft Sends Linux Survey

GnrlFajita writes "According to Newsforge, Microsoft is sending Linux users a survey asking why they use Linux, and what can be done to make Windows better. The article suggests taking the survey (or surveys, one for business users and one for home users), then sharing your answers with others in the community." Newsforge and Slashdot are both part of OSDN.

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  1. Splash! by niko9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and what can be done to make Windows better.

    Mr. Gates taking a long walk off a short pier?

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    1. Re:Splash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what can be done to make windows better:

      remove all the spyware, follow international standards protocolwise, give the user full control over security, drop that stupid online registration
      and stop the we are at war with the rest of the industry attitude and you will have my cash again.

      To make it short become the microsoft of 82-83 again...

    2. Re:Splash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Checking out the IP ownership where the survey is served, it is:

      OrgName: Berbee Information Networks Corporation
      OrgID: BINC
      Address: 455 Science Drive
      City: Madison
      StateProv: WI
      PostalCode: 53711
      Country: US

      Which seems to be a MS/Cisco partner with no survey business, with a sysadmin who is a minister who is on some Linux lists. Time to move this thread to the complete-waste-of-time (tm) trie.

  2. How to make Windows Better... by RussHart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...how about fully documenting all protocols and formats used (under a nice license) so that people can make products interoperable?

    1. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on now, be serious. We were thinking along the lines of a new Office Assistant(tm)? How about a nice talking fish?

      -BillG

    2. Re:How to make Windows Better... by swillden · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why don't you specify a protocol or format in current use@MS that isn't fully documented?

      NTFS, for one.

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    3. Re:How to make Windows Better... by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Office file formats?

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    4. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I took a look, at the first page. That was enough to make me hit the back button.

      Any questionaire that starts out with a legal header is up to no good. Now, if Bill were to knock on my front door, and was willing to actually talk about it without getting bent cause I said his eula's were a work of the devil (the fact that they are isn't open for discussion IMO), then maybe we could have an informative discussion.

      But you *know* what the chances of that are...

      First, we kill all the lawyers.

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    5. Re:How to make Windows Better... by JK+Master-Slave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Until the alternative word processors offer the full 'macro' capabilities of Word, i.e. embedded scripting in a .doc file 'just works' the way businesses need it to for their existing documentation base, they're not going to switch.

      I agree, for light writing and word processing purposes (what most of us use a W.P. for) the alternative word processors are quite capable and useful.

      But the kind of 'seamless' compatibility I described above just isn't going to be there, ever. That's like demanding alternative editors with the full capability of Emacs but derived from a completely separate code base.

    6. Re:How to make Windows Better... by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or more importantly, I want my diary to be readable in 20 years, thank you very much.

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    7. Re:How to make Windows Better... by jonfelder · · Score: 5, Informative

      The replication protocol for WINS servers (which is why samba can't be a backup WINS server).

    8. Re:How to make Windows Better... by xYoni69x · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Exchange Server protocol is another example.

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    9. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ihummel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Naw, if Bill Gates really is interesting in trying to woo Linux users, he'll give 'em a talking Penguin.

    10. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda.

      The bottom line for me is exactly what you stated. They have a legal statement at the beginning that says they can make use of your answers however they want. Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those. Microsoft explicitly stated that they weren't paying.

      Also, when it comes to a decision about what OS to put on my own hardware, they must discuss it on my terms, not theirs. Here's what Windows would have to have to compete with Linux:

      • Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.
      • All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.
      • All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.
      • Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.
      • A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.
      • A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.
      • A repudiation of their old EULAs and conversion of all of them to the GPL.
      • No forced upgrades.
      • No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.
      • Choices. Under Linux, I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc. I can also choose AbiWord or OpenOffice or many others. I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.


      There is nothing to trust about Microsoft.
    11. Re:How to make Windows Better... by catbutt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, if Bill were to knock on my front door, and was willing to actually talk about it ...

      But you *know* what the chances of that are...


      Um, you are indeed right, the chances are pretty low. Go figure.

      I mean, if Santa can visit EVERY SINGLE HOUSE ON THE PLANET in one night, delivering presents to each child in the world, you'd think the richest man in the world would be able to figure out how to personally speak with each Linux user. Geez....

    12. Re:How to make Windows Better... by danimrich · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer the professor.
      Bill Gates would also be an idea, if they implemented an agression-relief feature in the Office Assistant, like weapons etc.

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    13. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ehiris · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about a nice talking fish?
      How about a nice talking penguin with duck feet? That must be what Linux users want....

    14. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda.

      The bottom line for me is exactly what you stated. They have a legal statement at the beginning that says they can make use of your answers however they want. Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those. Microsoft explicitly stated that they weren't paying.

      Also, when it comes to a decision about what OS to put on my own hardware, they must discuss it on my terms, not theirs. Here's what Windows would have to have to compete with Linux:

      • Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.
      • All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.
      • All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.
      • Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.
      • A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.
      • A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.
      • A repudiation of their old EULAs and conversion of all of them to the GPL.
      • No forced upgrades.
      • No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.
      • Choices. Under Linux, I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc. I can also choose AbiWord or OpenOffice or many others. I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.


      There is nothing to trust about Microsoft.
    15. Re:How to make Windows Better... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about allowing OEMs to sell dual-booting machines and let the people/market decide? I think we're way past the point of "fixing" windows and are in the area where people should be able to test the "competition" from Dell, Compaq, or whoever without the OEM's fearing losing their contracts with MS.

      We should just be able to say "Yes, I want windows 2000 on there and Mandrake 9." And the OEM should make sure it has drivers for both systems.

    16. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.

      You could have ended your list here. The GPL addresses all of the remaining items.

    17. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They have a legal statement at the beginning that says they can make use of your answers however they want.

      Yup. That's been in the small print of every survey I've ever taken, and on the "comment on our product/service/whatever" form I've seen.

      What's your point?

    18. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Devil · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda."

      Of course they will, but Linux users can always say, "Hey, Microsoft knows they have an inferior product, so they came to us for help." As much as /. people hate Windows, this is, I think, a good thing.

      First, by asking Linux users what they can do to improve Windows, it is a de facto admission that Windows is an inferior product. Second, maybe we could get some good things out of it, like fully-documented APIs and more-open protocols from Microsoft.

      However, don't expect Microsoft to release jack under the GPL. Put it out of your mind, because it'll never happen. And don't expect that Linux users are going to go easy on Microsoft. We have put them in our sights and will take them down, not through legal wrangling, but because the open-source community will out-build them.

    19. Re:How to make Windows Better... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda.
      Then write something that can't be used as propaganda. For example:

      Flexible file/directory-entry metadata allowing both spacial and browser based file/application management solutions

      Imagine, if you will, a marketing person looking at that. Are they seriously doing to write in an advert:

      Linux users agree: Linux is deficient. Over 90% of them say that Linux needs file and directory entry based metadata, a feature completely missing from Linux's primative ext3fs file system. And of the rest, 85% complained that Linux's use of older file formats rather than XML for critical files in /etc is a bit of a problem.
      Just write something critical of Linux that would be nice, is rather technical, and is just as applicable to Windows. Then you'll be providing positive input without worrying that one day you'll read a Microsoft ad:
      Linux users agree: Linux is deficient. Take, for example, the anonymous but traced-back comments of Fred Jones, of Middletown, Connecticut, who wrote: "Linux really needs a consistant user interface. And what's the deal with that directory structure? It's a mess, look at all those shared libraies." Hear that folks? Even Linux zealot Fred Jones admits that Linux is unusable. You should switch to Windows. You should switch... right now. Come to the warm and friendly side.
      If Microsoft wants to improve Windows, let 'em.
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    20. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      True story:

      I took the survey on my windows xp notebook, answered truthfully, and when I clicked "done", IE crashed, and closed all IE windows instantly. No error messages, nothing, just desktop.

      I am not sure if this is Microsoft saying "screw you then, go ahead and migrate" or if this is yet more evidence as to WHY I am migrating to begin with.

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    21. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Trepalium · · Score: 5, Interesting
      • Clear, documented interactions between components
      • Error messages that can be traced back to the faulting component, rather than just to the error reporter. (Microsoft crash error messages have become progressively less useful. Windows NT blue screens, and Win95/98 application crash errors were actually useful. Windows XP blue screens, and application crash messages are useless.)
      • Documentation of all registry settings, regardless of if they should be modified manually or not. Most Linux apps have all the configuration settings documented in the appropriate man pages, or when that fails, there's the source code.
      These are the three things that get in my way more often than not when trying to troubleshoot a problem. The answer to format, and reinstall is rarely, if ever, acceptable.
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    22. Re:How to make Windows Better... by kuzb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      - Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.

      GPL is a bad licence to begin with. the BSD licence would be a lot better, if they were to adopt anything at all.

      - All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      They are documented, that documentation is not always free though.

      - All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.

      Exactly which security holes did MS disguise as features?

      - Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.

      Ok, at least we can agree on something. I concur, trusted computing is a bad idea.

      - A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.

      Point is, the compilers ARE free. You can download C#, visual basic and others WITHOUT paying for them. It's the IDEs that typicly cost the money. You also don't need to use a MS language, there are other langauges available for windows for a variety of purposes that MS had nothing to do with, which work fine under windows. Java comes to mind, as does Delphi, PHP, Python, Perl and many others which are too numerous to list. In fact, there probably isn't a language that you listed which is not also available for windows. Many of these GNU tools you want have windows ports as well.

      - A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.

      You're not very clear here. Formats for what?

      - A repudiation of their old EULAs and conversion of all of them to the GPL.

      The GPL isn't the answer to everything. I don't blame MS for not using the GPL, I wouldn't either.

      - No forced upgrades.

      Upgrading is inevitable. MS does not force you to upgrade. If no one ever had to upgrade in the Linux world, we'd all be using kernels from 1990. MS doesn't force anyone to upgrade, people upgrade because they want the new offerings included in those upgrades. Hell, if you still want to use windows 98 these days, most software will still run under it.

      - # No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.

      This isn't MS's problem, it's yours. If you want to cling to old formats, outdated software and outmoded formats, that's your problem.

      - Choices. Under Linux, I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc. I can also choose AbiWord or OpenOffice or many others. I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.

      You really don't know a lot about windows, do you? You DO have choices under windows. How about blackbox for windows? How about Litestep? how about geoshell? There is a MASSIVE list of shell replacements (which could be likened to window managers) for windows. I don't NEED to use MS office either. I can get openoffice and/or abiword for windows. I can use any one of a dozen other office suites as well. The fact that MS office just happens to be superior to most of them is the reason most people will buy office instead of using something opensource.

      Quit trying to blame Microsoft for coming up with a STANDARDIZED model for which to do things. It's proven that it works. KDE and GNOME are still trying to agree on standards for interoperability between them, and it has only worked with limited success.

      I suggest you learn something about the operating system you intend to bash, it might help to make your arguments a little better.

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    23. Re:How to make Windows Better... by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And how many of those come with Windows? You can't even rip music to MP3s without loading extra software.

      So, Microsoft should bundle *more* software?

      I'm all for it, but you that for every item added, there's gonna be somebody unhappy because MSFT has (somehow or other) reduced the user's choice. And they'll be right in line behind those bemoaning the disk space reuqired to install Windows.

      Before: Windows doesn't include MP3 ripping software!

      After: Call the laywers! Microsoft is freezing out competitors by including MP3 ripping software!

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    24. Re:How to make Windows Better... by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only on Slashdot could you find someone who says, "Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those," followed by a bulleted list of exactly the things Microsoft had asked for. For free.

    25. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      GPL is a bad licence to begin with. the BSD licence would be a lot better, if they were to adopt anything at all.

      No, GPL is a great license. It's the only way you can get major corporate investment in a Free Software project.

      Look at big companies like IBM and SGI, or small ones like Red Hat. Why do they spend their own R&D dollars improving Linux, and then releasing the source code publicly? Why didn't they do the same thing with a BSD Unix?

      It's because no rational company will willingly release code another company can close on them. With BSD licenses, corporations might use parts of Free Software projects in their work, but would only give out binaries.

      But the GPL license gives them dual motivators: an obligation to release new code as payment for using old, and an assurance that code they do give out won't be turned against them by a competitor.

    26. Re:How to make Windows Better... by RabidStoat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.

      Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.

      I agree with most of the above although I wish Linux would strive to meet the ones I've quoted as well ! Not everything is rosy on the other side of the fence.

    27. Re:How to make Windows Better... by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought that a nice frankenstein's monster assistant would be perfect. Totally unhelpful answers like "errrrrrrrrrr!" or "grrrrrrrrrrrrr", but if you say "grr" it says "that was very thoughtful.

      I know a grunting monster isn't exactly helpful, but would make me feel better to have something else grring at microsoft office when it doesn't do what I want. After all, the office assistant was never too terribly helpful.

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    28. Re:How to make Windows Better... by antek9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For starters: how about issueing online surveys that don't demand cookies to be accepted?

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    29. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Malfourmed · · Score: 5, Funny
      I mean, if Santa can visit EVERY SINGLE HOUSE ON THE PLANET in one night, delivering presents to each child in the world, you'd think the richest man in the world would be able to figure out how to personally speak with each Linux user. Geez....

      Ummm.... I hate to tell you this, but Bill Gates doesn't exist.
    30. Re:How to make Windows Better... by overturf · · Score: 4, Informative

      > The Exchange Server protocol is another example.

      Exchange server provides a heck of a lot of protocol interfaces, but I can only presume you're referring to MAPI? In any case, you can find LOTS of documented protocol interface information for Exchange on MSDN as part of the Exchange Development Kit.

      I'll leave finding protocol information on the other standards used and supported by Exchange Server (SMTP, NNTP, IMAP4, POP3, LDAP, etc) as an exercise for the interested reader. (hint: http://www.google.com/ is a good place to start)

    31. Re:How to make Windows Better... by paranerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't try to force me to compute the way you, and Hollywood, and the Government want me to compute. NO DRM. None. Nada. At all.No proprietary formats; I've already lost enough productivity, and personal data thinking to rely on Microsoft proprietary formats.

      Don't sneak information off of my computers like I have caught you doing in the past. I'm as Microsoft free as I can possibly be after I installed a firewall and found out my Microsoft Works software, which I NEVER used, was ET-phoning-home every single week for supposed updates (which updates I was never offered in over two years of ET-phoning home. This is what began my rabid antiMicrosoft proselytizing.

      It's MY computer. I don't lease it. I don't run it at your good pleasure, or under your benevolent supervision, or to your tune, or at your permission. It's MINE.

    32. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Spoing · · Score: 3, Informative
      1. Exchange server provides a heck of a lot of protocol interfaces, but I can only presume you're referring to MAPI?

      Do some research. You'll be surprised just how little is actually disclosed.

      Exchange has many little additions, none of them open, and if your admin uses only MS's propriatary protocols, you aren't connecting to the server for anything at all^ -- *unless* you use Microsoft's Outlook and only Outlook. This covers not only email, but calendar, scheduling, and others aren't open either. While I personally don't care about those things (minus email), my immediate boss does...so, it's a PITA.

      If MS used all open protocols or opened the ones they currently DO NOT disclose, this would not be an issue.

      Experiment: How many programs can connect to Exchange 5.x using MS's propriatory protocol? Later versions? Any of them open?

      1. (^ - Only Ximian's connector comes to mind...and that does not work with Exchange 5.x.)
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  3. Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by DeathPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Last four options in the "rank the reasons you like Linux for the home" section:
    The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.
    I don't trust Microsoft.
    I don't want to use proprietary software.
    I don't want to use commercial software.

    I was almost taking the survey seriously until I saw those options.

    1. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by ibbey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was almost taking the survey seriously until I saw those options.

      Actually, those are important questions. Any surveys that say that any of those areas are "very important", are immediately assumed to be from zealots, and there answers are given less credence if not ignored completely. I haven't submitted my response yet (still debating on whethter or not I want to help them.) but when I do, the answer to all four of those questions will be #2 out of the 5 point scale.

    2. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by catbutt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm confused as to why those would make you not take the survey seriously. They seem like valid answers, and if that's the way people feel, they should want to know about it, right? I would not be surprised if they designed their survey by first asking people to answer the questions "free form" (i.e. not multiple choice), and then tried to include the most popular answers in their multiple choice.

    3. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what would happen if someone taking a survey notices that a significant number of their responses come from what they consider to be zealots? Then maybe the survey takers are the zealots?

      Maybe it is just my zealotry. But those four reasons seem like real reasons to me. Not the only ones.

      I find it offensive that some people try to paint Open Source advocates as zealots, but Microsoft zealots are painted as "reasonable". It is reasonable that Microsoft wants to declare war on my profession. They want to take the bread off my table. They want complete and total domination. If there is anywhere left to work it can only be at Microsoft's pleasure as a Microsoft raped solution provider or somehow in collusion with Microsoft. They say in interviews that they believe that their fair share of the market is 100%.

      I am just being defensive. Microsoft is the one declaring war on me.

      Why it is unreasonable to take a customer-centric view of everything rather than a vendor-centric view of everything.

      I regularly have debates with a Windows zealot. He is every bit as biased, passionate and a zealot as I am. But he doesn't believe that he is. I recognize that I am. I try to still make reasonable decisions. But how can a True Believer Zealot (tm) who thinks they are NOT a zealot make reasonable decisions?

      How is it that only Open Source people are zealots?

    4. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm confused as to why those would make you not take the survey seriously. They seem like valid answers, and if that's the way people feel, they should want to know about it, right? I would not be surprised if they designed their survey by first asking people to answer the questions "free form" (i.e. not multiple choice), and then tried to include the most popular answers in their multiple choice.

    5. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They seem like valid answers,

      Seem like, but aren't.

      For starters, the take the assumption that Windows is better than Linux, and that the only reason someone would use Linux over Windows is because of some political/moral stance.

      Where is "because Linux is technically superior"?

      Or "because Linux is more secure"?

      or "because I prefer the way Linux acts"?

      All of these are just as valid as the ones given, but don't show some sort of political bias.

  4. Somehow pathetic by DuSTman31 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    like when the retarded kid at school asks you how to become more popular..

    Still, the biggest advantage I can think of is the open source model - the industry has been working for years on ways to increase reuse, but commercial licensing and patent issues get in the way of that.

  5. this makes MS looks stupid by cRueLio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First they were insulting Linux and saying it has problems bigger than windows, and in the last week they seem to have shown interest in learning from windows. this is like an admission that their software is worse than linux. just my $.02

    1. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by helix400 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought just the opposite. This is what MS needs to do to gain respect. They flat out asked us "Ok, tell us, what do you think, we value your opinions and we want to know." MS has never done this before.

      If MS shows respect and tolerance to the open-source community, it can win over many Linux fans. Too often, they've spread FUD about Linux, and they write off Linux users any chance they can. If they show signs of friendship, and even show interoperability with open-source products, that would lessen many people's hatred of Microsoft.

    2. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Linux does have bigger problems that Windows. Difficult installers and obscure, overcomplicated package management systems are just the tip of the iceburg. Then we get into all the bugs or missing features that KDE/GNOME have. Like no way to change the screen resolution without editing xf86config in KDE and no way to get a columned list view of files in Nautilus in GNOME.

      Yes, these are bigger problems that Windows doesn't have. In Windows, installation is easy, package management is (now) painless, and there are no major missing features or bugs that can't be solved with either some GUI workaround (as opposed to Linux's often "edit some obscure config file") or a quaint third party program.

      Despite these problems though if you can muddle through them Linux is still better than Windows. It's filesystems are vastly better written, the kernel is ten times more stable, and best of all it's the most configurable operating system in existence. You can make Linux look any way you want.

      I'm nowhere close to being a guru on Linux. I still can't even make it through a Debian installation (partly because my internet connection sucks). I despise portage and apt-get. RPMs, IMO, would be far better if they didn't suck with their can't solve their own dependencies problem. And worst of all, I have 10 years of experience with Windows. But despite all of this against Linux, I still prefer it over Windows.

      So, as you can see my from my post, it's easy to both critisize and love linux at the same time, and that is exactly what I believe Microsoft is doing.

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      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
    3. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by cornjones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They flat out asked us "Ok, tell us, what do you think, we value your opinions and we want to know." MS has never done this before.


      Do you think that is what they are really doing though? My first thought was along the lines of yours. If they are asking maybe they will actually listen. But I don't really see them listening to most of items that I see being brought up (here at least)
      1. Security. Everybody wants tehm to be more secure but it isn't like they are putting the bugs in on purpose. They may be sending the products out the door before they are ready but that isn't going to change, market pressures being what they are. They have made some strides but it is the most popular and hammered on OS. Add that to their old mantra of making everything work together (as long as it is MS branded) and they are always going to have some security issues.

      2. Open standards. We all want to see NTFS and the office formats documented and released. Never gonna happen. MS Office Rul3z the business world. They have considerable disincentive to make everybody else be able to use their doc formats. They have gotten where they are through "embrace and extend" and I don't see that changing.

      Those are the main two I am seeing and have heard people talking about. Maybe we will get some small things in there, people making suggestions for their favorite eye candy piece but the nuts and bolts aren't going to change.

      Do i think we should do the survey? Ehh, i am up in the air about that. It does seem like we would be giving them free market research but at least maybe we could get tab browsing or something built in.

    4. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Like no way to change the screen resolution without editing xf86config in KDE

      X 4.3 introduced a method for changing the screen resolution on the fly, without restarting X. GNOME 2.6 has a utility to do it, I don't know about KDE, though. At any rate, there's no longer a technical reason that KDE can't change the resolution itself, so expect that to get fixed in later versions. I've always seen this complaint as a non issue, though, since I chose my resolution at install time and I haven't needed to change it since.

      no way to get a columned list view of files in Nautilus in GNOME.

      Are you trolling? Seriously dude, View --> View As List, you're done. Two clicks.

      package management is (now) painless

      Unless Microsoft has radically changed the installation procedure since I last used windows (win98), their "package management" is pathetic. Every program has to write their own nonstandard installation wizard program that puts files all over your filesystem, and then to uninstall that program you have to hope that the wizard cleans up all it's files (most leave lots of crappy stupid files behind, and they leave their registry entries behind too, giving way for little "clean up" utilities that scan the harddrive for files to delete and registry entries to remove, that I used to be so fond of before I discovered linux.

      I despise portage and apt-get.

      apt-get rules! It's almost as good as yum (see below) :)

      RPMs, IMO, would be far better if they didn't suck with their can't solve their own dependencies problem.

      The problem with RPM dependencies is a problem with the tool you're using, not any inherent problem with RPMs. For example, I'm using Fedora Core, and I use yum to install stuff, everything works great, all dependencies are handled for you. Want to install a program? "yum install programname". Want to update all the software on your box? "yum update". Want to remove something? "yum remove programname". No hassles. Windows can only dream of being this easy. If you want a GUI program to point & drool, I'm sure something like that exists, but frankly I don't give a damn :)

    5. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ever heard of DLL hell?
      When was the last time you used Windows? These days dependency hell in Linux is 10 times bigger of a problem than DLL hell is in Windows. The only time I ever encountered a missing DLL on my Windows box within the last few years was when I wanted to run a program which needed the .net runtimes. Do a Windows Update for the .net runtimes, problem solved.
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      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
  6. Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would make Windows better for customers.

    Oh, you wanted to know how to make it better for MICROSOFT.

  7. Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by BlkPanther · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we were all really non-hypocritical, and truly interested in security, and usability, and not just microsoft bashing, this is a great opportunity to help them out and point out their flaws.... NAH!!

    But seriously, we all complain about MS's problems, now we've actually got a outlet to complain to. If you don't speak up now, you really have no room to speak later!

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    1. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by tsa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Come on, MS reads /. too. If they don't know why we don't like them by now they will never get better.

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      -- Cheers!

    2. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by pirhana · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >> But seriously, we all complain about MS's problems, now we've actually got a outlet to complain to. If you don't speak up now, you really have no room to speak later!

      Its not that microsoft doesnt know their weakness or why people go after linux. They know the reasons behind all these. And people have on so many occasions shown them what is the problem with MS softwares and the business practice followd by MS and why they dont like it. But the response from MS have been less than encouraging at best and bullying at worst. This survey is also, I suspect not something to know the "heart and mind" of linux users and tailor their software according to that. But I would suspect that they will use the informations from such linux studies to look in to ways to CIRCUMVENT these problems in a clever way. MS cannot and will not change their busniess tactics easily. Their entire business culture is build upon un-ethical and shoddy practices. To expect any revolutionary or fundamental change from them is naive at best. They have never even admitted their wrong doing any time despite being found guilty on so many occasions. That itself shows what sort of a mindset the people at the holm of Microsoft does have.

  8. doh! by tuxette · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Microsoft asks Linux users, "How can we get your business?'

    ...

    They apparently don't plan to release the results of their surveys...

    They just don't get it, do they?

    Otherwise, I agree with some of the respondants on NewsForge - don't do the survey. It's just free marketing etc. info for Microsoft. They're not worth it.

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    1. Re:doh! by AssClown2520 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      If this is really from Microsoft and not a fake, it shows some real interesting trends.
      1. Microsoft is viewing Linux as a real competitor and doing it publicly. This is a smart move by Microsoft IMO.
      2. Isn't this the reason for having competition? When Microsoft has been uncontested on the PC they could dictate to the user what he uses. They could also create a monopoly in the browser market and office market quite easily. (OMG - They did do this! - Netscape & Wordperfect come to mind.)
      3. I hate the FUD and bashing that Microsoft has used in the past. Is this going to stop now?

      Anyway, if this is truly from Microsoft, it is an extremely interesting development.

  9. I can see it now... by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use linux because..

    [ ] I am a communist
    [ ] I am a terrorist
    [ ] All of the above

    1. Re:I can see it now... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
      [] I am a communist
      [] I am a terrorist
      [] All of the above

      [] I think different (Penciled in)

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:I can see it now... by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't use the "Preview Button"

      [] I am a communist
      [] I am a terrorist
      [] All of the above
      [] I think different (Penciled in)

      [] I don't shower
      [] I don't have a girlfriend
      [] I have a poster of Linus Torvalds
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  10. Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by crushinghellhammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could this possibly be a fake? You would think Microsoft would plaster the website with TMs, and legalese.

    Also is it common practice for big corps to use SurveyMonkey. If they are being so open about it, why didn't they have it someplace on Microsoft's site?

    Just a thought..

    1. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by GnrlFajita · · Score: 3, Funny
      why didn't they have it someplace on Microsoft's site?

      They didn't want their site to get /.ed!

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    2. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by arkhan_jg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On top of that, there's at least one mistake in the format of the survey.

      When entering processor speed, 1.1Ghz to 2Ghz is two options.

      The whole thing just feels somewhat unprofessional and hacked together. The options just don't gel.

      Given the amount of time and effort real marketing men put into surveys (and I've been on the wrong end of far too many), it just doesn't feel like something microsoft would put out.

      Plus, they would normally use microsoft.com to do the survey; http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/communi ty/centers/management/surveys/sus_survey.aspx
      for example. Or, they'd contract out to a survey company, which is their normal route.

      I smell hoax.

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  11. Odd, why surveymonkey? by essdodson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why did MS choose to use surveymonkey? This seems like a hoax.

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    1. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by Flamesplash · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it's called marketing outsourcing.

      --
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  12. My answers by cluge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear Mr MS Marketing,

    I use linux because

    1. I expect to own software I pay for
    2. I expect software I pay for to work as advertised
    3. I expect not to be foreced into downloading other components I don't want of said software to keep my machine secure. (IE media player has to be downloaded to make explorer secure)
    4. I expect to not be forced to give up all and any reasonable legal rights when I open the package.
    5. I do not want to deal with software that guarantees via the liscence agreeement that the publisher can remotely look at my computer at will.

    As soon as the law makers get their opposable digit out of their anal orpheus, and restore a modicum of protection to consumers I don't have any faith that any of the points that I have outlined above will be addressed. Lets face it, you pay for the software, break open the box, and you have no legal expectation that the software will work, in any way shape or form.

    AngryPeopleRule

    --
    "Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
    1. Re:My answers by goon+america · · Score: 3, Insightful
      2. I expect software I pay for to work as advertised

      Strictly speaking, Linux cannot and probably will never be able to "advertise" in the same sense that Microsoft can. This, if anything, is a hindrance (not unsurmountable) to the spread of Linux.

      I think what you really mean is "What you see is what you get." Microsoft products are the exact opposite of both parts of that statment.

  13. Why I use Linux? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because I belong to a cult that believes that information should be free (in both cost and free of use restrictions.) This cult also believes in returning derived works back to the collective, so that the movement can continue to grow.

    We also worship caffiene and you have done bad things to Java.

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    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  14. It's like they read my mind! by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the survey:
    • Its cheaper
    • There is more free add-on software
    • Better gaming experience
    • Ability to run on old hardware
    • More secure than Windows
    • I want to get more Linux experience to help my career
    • No need to constantly keep installing updates and fixes
    • Integration with consumer electronics devices
    • Better performance than Windows
    • Easier to use than Windows
    • Easier to install than Windows
    • Better install and uninstall of additional software
    • No enforced license registration
    • Better scripting
    • Better command line
    • Better device and peripheral support
    • Access to source code
    • Easier to customize exactly how I want it
    • More intuitive, simpler to understand
    • Linux community support
    • Better reliability
    • The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.
    • I don't trust Microsoft
    • I don't want to use proprietary software
    • I don't want to use commercial software
  15. A couple of sample questions from the survey by inkswamp · · Score: 4, Funny

    4) Why do you use Linux? (check all that apply)
    ( ) It's not Windows
    ( ) It's not Windows-like
    ( ) It's not a Microsoft product
    ( ) It doesn't crush innovation with its monopoly
    ( ) It doesn't need a security patch every 15 minutes

    5) How can Windows be better? (check all that apply)
    ( ) By being Linux
    ( ) By being Linux-like
    ( ) By not being a Microsoft product
    ( ) By not crushing innovation with its monopoly
    ( ) By not needing a security patch every 15 minutes

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  16. riiight by Rumagent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Rebel Alliance

    Why don't you like me anymore?

    Love
    Palpatine

  17. Answer to Linux survey: by Helpadingoatemybaby · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Here's what I would suggest:

    1) Stop violating the law and pay restitution to each and every company that has been damaged and run out of business by Microsoft's immoral business practices.

    2) Rescind the patent for the "long file name."

    3) Have Bill Gates and the current management team resign from the company.

    4) Drop your prices for your Office suite and OS to zero dollars and zero cents (plus or minus zero) to make it competitive.

    5) Do not release your code until it's done, so security can be improved (like some open source projects are able to do).

    6) Remove the requirements enter authentication codes and product keys. (Many open source products don't require this.)

    7) Use open protocols and stop trying to sabotage everything to make a buck.

    8) Try and improve your dismal reputation for shoddy work.

    9) When making a charitable contribution cease donating "in-kind" the value of software given just so you can fleece the taxpayers of the tax deduction.

    10) God forbid, pay some federal income tax you dirtbags.

    11) In short, there is nothing you can do. Have a nice day.

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    The baby's fine -- please stop sending business cards.

  18. pay me by kardar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always looked at stuff like this as helping some executive somewhere in the marketing deparment get a huge bonus.

    Give me some!



  19. mistake in survey by goon+america · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is "Don't want to help hegemonic evil spread across the face of the Earth" not one of the options?

    1. Re:mistake in survey by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because that's a feature of all large businesses - there's nothing special about MS in that.

  20. You must enable cookies by glassesmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You Must Enable Cookies...

    In order to take this survey, you must enable cookies on your browser. It's easy to do - just follow these simple instructions.
    Haha! They are so clueless, they don't even have instructions for Mozilla !! I thought, wouldn't it be awesome for them to see the UA strings being non-microsoft, then saw their moronic cookie notice for IE 6.0/5.5/5.0/4.1/4.0 or Netscape 4.0+... (I kinda feel sorry for them being so out of touch)
  21. Re:What about BSD? by Roblimo · · Score: 5, Funny

    They already monitor the BSD email lists and know what all 25 of you think. :)

    - Robin
    (ducks and covers)

  22. More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Funny
    Question 1: Do you think Microsoft should be:
    A. More evil
    B. Less evil
    C. Microsoft is just the right amount of evil right now.

    Question 2: Concerning how much the next version of Windows should steal from Macintosh OS 10.3, Windows should:
    A. Steal more from Apple
    B. Steal a lot more from Apple
    C. Still every single element of OS 10.3
    D. The current crappy, half-assed ripoff of OS X is currently sufficient for all my computing needs.

    Question 3: Next year, how many Windows-specific viruses would you like to receive in e-mail:
    A. The same amount as now
    B. More
    C. A whole lot more
    D. I have a Windows box still sending out copies of SoBig at this very moment.

    Question 4: How large would you like the next Windows security hole to be?
    A. Large enough to accommodate a small dog.
    B. Large enough to drive an SUV through.
    C. Large enough to drive a Mack truck through.
    D. You know that huge crawler thing NASA uses to take the space shuttle out to the pad? Yeah, that big.

    Question 5: C'mon, be serious. How much for your soul?
    A. Already sold mine.
    B. An Xbox with the complete library of available games.
    C. 10000 shares of Microsoft stock.
    D. Natalie Portman
    E. CowboyNeal

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    1. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 5, Informative

      Way to plagiarize this post.

      --
      It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
    2. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by petecarlson · · Score: 3, Funny

      To plagiarize would be to take credit for the work of another.
      To wite down the words of a poem and post it in a public place with credits removed is not. Methinks responding with the name of the author would have been a much nicer. The tone of your response has damaged the good reputation of the honorable Mr. AC, and caused irreparable harm to his good name. Mr AC is everywhere, perhaps even watching you right now. Not a good idea to get him mad.

  23. 6 easy steps to improving windows by Hellkitten · · Score: 4, Insightful

    • Replace DOS with a decent shell with better scripting support
    • Add parameters to tools so they can be used without a gui (eg. in scripts)
    • Embrace but don't extend
    • Be standard compliant
    • Document own file formats and protocols. Without NDAs or agreements limiting how it can be used
    • Fix security, and be open about outstanding security issues
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  24. Microsoft's Take 5 campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Microsoft has these posters floating around with pictures of Tux on a milk carton "with a frown". It says "two down, three to go" Then it goes on to say if each MS employee converts 5 linux installs into Windows server installs, that MS could then "outsell" linux in the server market.

  25. philisophical reasons by jtilak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's about the opensource philosophy for many people. Unless they decide to make windows truly open source, not shared source, many people will continue to use GNU/Linux. duh. Also, DRM and palladium will just convert more people over to linux. I like to decide what files can open and what programs can run on my computer. It's MY COMPUTER. I should be in control.

  26. Re:Legal Agreement??? by forkboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    #include ihatemicrosoft.h

    BUT

    I don't think this disclaimer is saying anything outlandish. They HAVE to include it for the simple fact there are greedy douchebags who would sue Microsoft if they implemented a change to Windows that resembled something the person submitted via this form.

    When you're a big target you need to keep your defenses up. So unless you really were planning on suing them for making a change you suggested, I don't think that NOT participating is accomplishing anything other than letting you feel righteously indignant.

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  27. And how about "not patented"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    M$ has started patenting their interfaces. IIRC .NET (or is it their DRM?) does this.

    Why? Because they don't want a free replacement available so no one can do to that like SAMBA did and is still doing to SMB/CIFS.

    Want to see why they do this? Load up a Win2K/WinXP file server/domain controller. Measure its performance. Reformat the hard drives and install Linux/SAMBA. Measure the much better performance now.

  28. Did anyone take the survey without IE? by O · · Score: 4, Informative

    I attempted to take the survey, and for one targeted toward Linux end-users, you think they'd make one that was functional with MozillaFirebird.

    I tried clicking on all of the little radio buttons, which instead of being normal radio buttons, are stupid little images that are supposed to do something when clicked.

    Well, I clicked and I clicked and none of them were selected. I submitted the survey anyway, and ended up with a blank page so I don't even know what will happen.

    I used Firebird on Jaguar (my stupid KVM broke, so no Linux box for a few days). But, I don't think Firebird acts radically different on OS X than on Linux.

    Guess they don't really want my feedback, eh?

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  29. Re:I answered the survey by JetScootr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I answered the survey...with random answers that didn't reflect reality

    NNNOOOOOOOO!!!
    That's how they designed Windows in the first place!!!

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  30. Windows is not better technically by zzabur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 1999 or so, when I started using Linux for most time, Windows WAS a lot better for most purposes -- if you forget stability. For example, there was no decent web browser for Linux, only Netscape 4 which crashed all the time. Basically, it was really hard to get even basic desktop functionality.

    Today, Mozilla Firebird is much better than IE, and in general, Linux has a good or at least useable solution for any need I have. In addition, it's getting better every month. Bad fonts were fixed with BitstreamVera and OpenOffice 1.1 is finally "good enough". Programming tools, etc, were much better for Linux back in 1995. On the other hand, MS products have mainly become slower, more bloated and even clumsier to use.

    I would choose Linux over Windows based on merit and usability alone even in the case both were equally free.

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  31. By a "closed" survey by Idou · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sorry, but I believe this to be the point which they continue to miss . . . and apparently you do too. Without a process being "Open" there is no accountability and no assurance that the process meets the claimed criteria.

    What value is there for me to fill out this closed survey? So that MS can later make false claims about Linux users that I can never check because the survey was closed?

    It is not a matter of MS being able to scrutinize the community through surveys. It is a matter of the community being able to scrutinize the claims MS makes that affect us. The goal is to attain the truth, which is impossible in a closed process.

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  32. Microsoft list reasons for Linux by bigHairyDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is golden. Right off the survey, written by microsoft employee(s), suggested reasons you might not like M$!

    1. It's cheaper
    2. There is more free add-on software.
    3. Ability to run on old hardware
    4. More secure than Windows
    5. I want to get more Linux experience to help my career.
    6. No need to constantly keep installing updates and fixes
    7. Better performance
    8. Better support for networking standards
    9. Easier to use
    10. Easier to install
    11. Better install and uninstall of additional software and drivers.
    12. No enforced license registration.
    13. Better scripting
    14. Better command line
    15. Better wireless networking support
    16. Easier networking setup
    17. Better TCP/IP version 6 support
    18. Better device and peripheral support than Windows.
    19. Better centralized administration than Windows
    20. Better directory service than Windows
    21. Access to source code
    22. Easier to customize exactly how I want it.
    23. Fewer reboots required with system changes or failures
    24. More intuitive, simpler to understand.
    25. Linux community support.
    26. Easier to find qualified help.
    27. Doesn't require as much detailed expertise.
    28. Can hire skilled Linux experts more inexpensively.
    29. Better reliability.
    30. The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money
    31. I don't trust Microsoft.
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  33. Wow, what jerks by Dolohov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, I don't mean Microsoft, I mean all the posts I've read here so far.

    We have nothing to fear from the world's largest software maker paying attention to the needs and wants of the Linux community. Really. Honestly. We've loathed them for years because their software sucks -- why not help them do it better? If your answer is that they *can't* do it better, then fine. But that's not my answer. I can think of a number of things that I'd like them to do. I'll still use Linux, but I'm hopeful that those times I'm obligated to use Windows won't be as painful.

    Or are you too afraid that Microsoft can beat Linux after all?

  34. However by msgmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no option for "I prefer Linux over Windows", or "Linux suites my needs nicely and it's free". I don't know if its done on purpose or it's just arrogance but the question seems to assume that Linux is not very good and there must be some other reason for you using it home.

  35. Realistic Security Risks of Windows by randall_burns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It might be helpful if Microsoft would act like a real business instead of a government subsidized utility and do some real risk analysis of the security risks associated with Windows. Is there any reason to assume that ever major gang tjat conducts financial fraud hasn't infiltrated Micro$oft at this point? What audits of the security of Windows have been conducted that would mitigate this?

  36. If I cared to answer them... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

    #1 Stability - Windows 2000 fixes this, relatively speaking. Still, it wasn't even targeted to me, the home user. Figures.

    #2 Webserver - I've been known to run a website off my cable modem, and while Windows could handle this, the 10 concurrent connections thing is ridiculous. They can't figure out how to license it to make money, without making is useless to me, that's their problem. And don't even get me started on IIS/PWS exploits.

    #3 Command line - It's taken a few years for me to become competent with it... but I never want to go back to the control panel bullshit. I don't why they're so scared of it, short of being ashamed of dos.

    #4 Developer tools - Let's face it, I'll never be a kernel hacker. The little coding I do, does suck, and that will never change. But I can, with so many languages, I couldn't even list them all. And for free. Compare this to $600 for a non-crippled Visual Studio. C'mon... something is wrong here. No provision is made for the hobbyist developer. Trying to wring money out of someone that is constantly broke like I am, or maybe even a teenager, just so they can write little doodad programs, it stinks. Hell, maybe even a crippled VS would do, if it were free. Even command line tools. The only guy I know who can honestly be called a guru, says that he might never have tried linux, if there had been some sort of hobbyist Visual C in win3.11/95...

    #5 You never innovate. Ever. Just steal ideas... I can think of 20 things off the top of my head that windows could improve, if it cared to. For brevity's sake, here's one example: Why can I only copy/paste one thing at a time? I'd much rather have a queue-based copy, so that it doesn't overwrite the last clipboard object. To select which to paste, hold the control, and keep tapping V until my correct paste appears. This is so simple, so obvious, that a loser like me sees it. Why can't the geniuses at M$? And don't even start with the little graphical widget in Office, not only is it Office specific, but it's the wrong idea. Duh.

  37. How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... how about fully documenting all protocols and formats used (under a nice license) so that people can make products interoperable?

  38. My response... by SealBeater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    15. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows.

    Nothing. You don't understand, your whole design philosiphy is flawed. You are presenting to the user little boxes that say "this far and no further" Such boxes do not exist with Linux. For instance, I can network every computer in my home, multiple firewire, multiple ethernet, SCSI if I want to, bond them all into one virtual interface, install openmosix, have a cluster, have it serve a webpage or my mp3s and I can do it from the internet cafe. From the command line. For free.
    I don't have to worry about viruses. I don't have to worry about a document I write containing identifying information about me. I don't have to worry about what's the next thing that is going to attack my box, due to your screw ups. I don't have to worry about my computer doing things that you want it to do rather that what I want it to do. Free upgrades, for life. Don't like something? Change it. Would you like to have no bloat? Rip out X Would you like your apps to be optimized to your CPU? OK, change your $CFLAGS. Got old hardware? No problem, what do you want to do? Mail? Web? Game server? GUI overhead? What's that? You don't understand. Windows is a fisher price toy.

    16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.

    Gnome, stop trying to be another microsoft. Don't walk down the same road. Some of us don't want binary format registry file configuration files that can't be edited by hand.

    GTK, some of us like to run ./configure --disable-nls and not have the script ignore us. We don't want all the translations and some of us do notice and don't like it when we tell software to do something basic like this and it ignores us.

    Glibc, modualize the security options. Let the user choose the level of encryption. There is a project that replaced the stock md5 with blowfish. This is a good idea.

    SealBeater

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    1. Re:My response... by caseih · · Score: 4, Informative
      Gnome, stop trying to be another microsoft. Don't walk down the same road. Some of us don't want binary format registry file configuration files that can't be edited by hand.
      I'm surprised how often this comes up. gconf is not binary only; it has a hiearchy and looks like the window registry, but it's stored in xml and you can edit it with vi! Each node in gconf is stored in it's own file (think equivalent to the dot file). Lets drop this little complaint here and how. It's simply not true. The registry in theory isn't a bad idea, either. It was just so poorly done in Windows that MS is dropping it completely in Longhorn. I think it will be replaced with a more distributed, meta-registry approach, which is actually what gconf already does. Hopefully that will mean each registry entry will be contained within the app folder itself in Longhorn (a la OS X).
  39. Actually, the only way... by mindriot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to answer this survey would be, "we use Linux because it is Free as in Speech." Any other answer is just a cheap way of giving MS helpful tips on how to make more money. Too bad the survey does not really allow this kind of answer. But, I think, if everybody participating said that (GNU/)Linux is the single choice because it is Free, we could leave a good impression... at least I suppose RMS would agree.

    So, if it is possible in any way, fill out the survey saying, "none of the given reasons are why I /really/ use GNU/Linux (although, of course, I get all these reasons as a side effect). I use it because it is Free." I wonder what MS would do if everybody answered the survey like that?

  40. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but it also costs money, and Slashdotters are a bunch of commies who don't want to pay for anything.

    Yes, you are a troll, but you accidently made an important, but incorrect comment.

    I pay for linux. Every production machines I have that uses linux, has paid support. I have purchased every version of RedHat in the box, since 4.2 (except 9, which had no box set).

    I use both windows and linux, in about equal quantities. I use windows where I have to use proprietary software on the desktop. I use linux where I need machines to be bullet proof reliable and dedicated to do one or two tasks at very high performance levels.

    I AM trying to migrate to Linux fully, but not because of money. Its because of choices. I have an old dual cpu pentium pro 200 box that I run as a dedicated DNS server. Old, but still very good performance and incredible uptime. It is stripped down to a kernel, bind, sshd and a few utilities. This means very little CAN go wrong. I could do the same thing on a new box, or an old box, with the load being the deciding factor.

    MS does not give me the option to do this, as you MUST install the gui, not practical to use BIND on, has 10x the amount of software to do the same task. Also, it is impossible to backup the entire OS with Windows (on purpose). MS does not give me the option of taking an old machine that is out of production, and installing the same OS and BIND, to act as a backup (unless I want to pay for a license I am not likely to use). Linux does.

    I use Linux, not because its cheaper (its not for me), but because I am too lazy to keep up with the other 95% of the OS that is not necessary for any given task, AND I am too professional to NOT keep up with it if its installed. At the server, Linux is is just faster, easier to install, more reliable, more stable, faster, better supported, easier to customize, easier to maintain, easier to learn, easier to backup and restore, smaller, more flexible, and requires less manhours than Windows.

    After previewing this comment, I realized I was wrong. When you consider all the costs, I guess it is cheaper then. Hmm.

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  41. Re:Trouble with Firebird by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    The survey crashed my latest version of Internet Explorer.

  42. the best reply to this has been: by jdclucidly · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The best reply to this has been one that Jonathan Hutchins posted to our KCLUG mailing list:

    You know, I was going to answer this. I even started to list the main reasons
    why I'm currently converting all of my Windows systems to Linux.

    Then I returned to my senses. Microsoft has made it abundantly clear that it
    views competitors as enemies. Competition is to be smotherd, obliterated,
    discredited, or if all else fails, assimilated.

    So why does Microsoft want to know what makes Linux great? So it can refute
    it, tailoring it's FUD campaigns more carefully? So it can find other
    tactics like it's support of SCO's lawsuits to impede Linux's strengths? So
    it can engineer it's own software to lock Linux systems out, prevent them
    from succeeding in mixed environments?

    We'd all like to believe that it's so it can target those strengths as ways to
    enhance it's own software, but years track record show that even when
    Microsoft does this, it also does the "take away their air" tactics and is
    ultimately more interested in it's own "triumph" than in the advancement of
    technology.

    No, Mr. Surkan, I don't believe you're the kindly uncle who just wants to
    understand us better. Even if your personal motives are pure, even if the
    infomation you collect is used for good, it will also be picked over by the
    best experts in the world for any scrap that can be used against Linux - and
    ultimately against us.



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  43. Re:Why help microsoft at all? by mabu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The purpose of the survey is to identify the IP addresses of people, cross-referenced with their feelings about Windows and Linux. As an added bonus, they get a nice identity database of Slashdot users due to this article. They'll log the referer and the IP address along with the survey answers and then they've got a nifty database that includes the physical location and personal information of people online and their level of hostility towards Microsoft. Now the next time you run Windows update, your IP is also logged there, with more direct information on your personal identity. They cross reference this with the survey info and they know: a) who you are, b) where you are, c) if you're a slashdot user and d) how you feel about them and all the other details of the survey. It's a huge privacy issue if you don't have an anonymous IP from which to complete the survey from.

  44. My answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dear Mr MS Marketing,

    I use linux because

    1. I expect to own software I pay for
    2. I expect software I pay for to work as advertised
    3. I expect not to be foreced into downloading other components I don't want of said software to keep my machine secure. (IE media player has to be downloaded to make explorer secure)
    4. I expect to not be forced to give up all and any reasonable legal rights when I open the package.
    5. I do not want to deal with software that guarantees via the liscence agreeement that the publisher can remotely look at my computer at will.

    As soon as the law makers get their opposable digit out of their anal orpheus, and restore a modicum of protection to consumers I don't have any faith that any of the points that I have outlined above will be addressed. Lets face it, you pay for the software, break open the box, and you have no legal expectation that the software will work, in any way shape or form.

  45. More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Question 1: Do you think Microsoft should be:
    A. More evil
    B. Less evil
    C. Microsoft is just the right amount of evil right now.

    Question 2: Concerning how much the next version of Windows should steal from Macintosh OS 10.3, Windows should:
    A. Steal more from Apple
    B. Steal a lot more from Apple
    C. Still every single element of OS 10.3
    D. The current crappy, half-assed ripoff of OS X is currently sufficient for all my computing needs.

    Question 3: Next year, how many Windows-specific viruses would you like to receive in e-mail:
    A. The same amount as now
    B. More
    C. A whole lot more
    D. I have a Windows box still sending out copies of SoBig at this very moment.

    Question 4: How large would you like the next Windows security hole to be?
    A. Large enough to accommodate a small dog.
    B. Large enough to drive an SUV through.
    C. Large enough to drive a Mack truck through.
    D. You know that huge crawler thing NASA uses to take the space shuttle out to the pad? Yeah, that big.

    Question 5: C'mon, be serious. How much for your soul?
    A. Already sold mine.
    B. An Xbox with the complete library of available games.
    C. 10000 shares of Microsoft stock.
    D. Natalie Portman
    E. CowboyNeal

  46. Lots of LUGs are getting these, including ours! by hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We didn't pass on the copy of this sent to our LUG mailing list (nor did several other LUGs that I've heard of getting this same email). Luckily we run a moderated mailing list, and the person couldn't be bothered to subscribe, or download the list archives, or actually research the material that he wants answers on.

    The best reply I've seen so far, from any LUG member is the following:

    "I turned him down. There are a number of reasons why, but they mostly boil down to this: There is no incentive for us to give Microsoft our time and advice. They could never reciprocate. They're not interested in making the computing world better, they're only interested in making their next quarter revenues. That's fine, I'm not anti-business. But business is business and Freedom is Freedom; they want free beer and I want free speech. I have definite goals in using Linux and helping someone who's bosses (for example) fund SCO contradicts that."
  47. I use Linux because you've never listened to me. by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe, if they've been paying attention to the infinite number of rants out there on the web, they'd already know the reasons why, instead of groping around in the dark. Slashdot is but one source of information about Why We Don't Like Windows. This looks like more of a PR move than anything, something they can point at and say "Look! We're trying to listen to the consumers here!" It's like the government holding a referendum once the populace have been openly revolting.

    At any rate, if they truly want to know why I don't like Windows and why I as a sysadmin would refuse to run it on any of our servers, here it is (again):

    • Our customers hate downtime. The time it takes to reboot a server counts as downtime. Therefore, I shouldn't have to reboot the server just to change a few settings, I should at most only have to restart the service, and I should expect that that will only take about 3 seconds at most.
    • When my boss pays $4000+ for a piece of software, he actually expects it to work as promised, he expects to be able to rework it to fit his peculiar needs, and do it without waiving all legal rights by opening a box that could very well be filled with air.
    • I would like it very much if you would stop introducing spectacularly huge, spectacularly obvious, and spectacularly stupid security holes into software that comes with Windows (or in Windows). There's only, oh, a billion people using Outlook Express, and yes, if by default you automatically run any and all attachments that come in e-mail from un-trusted parties, you're going to have a few viruses.
    • The corallary of this of course is "don't create a scripting language for e-mail please." It's not the hacker's fault for taking advantage of the security holes any half-baked 12 year old with two brain cells to rub together can see. Would you trust an engineering company that built bridges which could be toppled by any miscreant with a rowboat and a can of spray paint?
    • Real sysadmins use a command line. As a result of this, they can work real magic instead of just keeping things going. You have been actively taking steps backwards with your command line.
    • I want to be able to run programs automatically in the middle of the night and make them do whatever I want them to. With Windows I can't even use the CD player to act as an alarm clock. This is a result of having a crappy command line and windows programs that don't use command line switches.
    • What do you think historians will think of .doc format? I like open formats thank you very much.

    I'm not going to submit it to their damn survey. I'd rather do it this way. It's called an open letter. But then I guess they just don't like *anything* that's open.
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  48. Two birds... by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...with one stone. If people answewred this this survey with the answers they gave here then Microsoft got you guys hook, line, and sinker. Now they can demonstrate to the business community that you guys are irrational morons with the intellect of a three year old. Congratulations.

    If on the other hand you truly answered as responsible adults, which many of you don't seem to be, then they got some excellent advice on ways they can make Windows better and stem the adoption of Linux at home and businesses.

    This has to be one of Microsoft's more ingenious marketing efforts to date.

  49. SCO would LOVE this data by mr_burns · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is this how SCO is going to find out who to sue?

    Nobody's going to tell SCO directly that they are strapped for cash (can't afford licenses or lawyers) so they have a couple thousand linux boxen instead. So MS puts out this 'improve windows' survey to do that job. Then they 'publish' the results to 'select partners' , SCO being one of them.

    Then SCO knows who will be a pushover for setting precedent. Maybe that or get the 'proof' that IBM is able to refute accepted by another judge in another venue.

    In other words, don't fill out this survey unless you've got a few hundred million dollars laying around and the will to spend it on lawyers.

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  50. Questions show that they don't understand by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just reading their questions makes it abundantly clear to me that they don't understand the potential of Linux:

    2.What best describes your involvment with Linux?

    Hobbyist
    End user
    Informal team computer expert
    Front lines IT support
    IT administrator
    Developer of internally used applications
    Developer of applications for sale
    IT manager
    Consultant

    I'm focusing in particular on "Developer of internally used applications" vs "Developer of applications for sale". In Microsoft's world, those are the only two alternatives. In the world of open-source, there's a wonderfully happy medium in-between. What about the growing group of developers whose job is to take existing open-source software, improve it for internal use, then release it back to the community (like RedHat, Apple, AOL, RealNetworks, NASA, etc.)? What about developers who write free, open-source software to work with the hardware that their company produces (like Myricom)?

    In Microsoft's world, the only reasons to develop software are for your own personal needs, or to sell to make a profit.

  51. Finely crafted mind engineering... by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    The purpose of the survey, at least the one for corporate users is not to get results, but to convince people that it's more reasonable to use Windows.

    Just look at this question:
    8. What organizations would you recommend use Linux?
    Organizations that have good IT help
    Organizations that want to send a message to the greedy computer industry
    Only organizations that have a lot of patience
    Organizations that don't mind doing things on their own
    Organizations that only have limited computing needs

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  52. Developers, Developers, Developers... by Zarf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement if it had given away one of it's development platforms for free. If they had fostered a Java-esque or CPAN-esque software repository... if they had given free SDK's for windows out... if they supported or encouraged the development of free servers, browsers, desktop systems, and support utilities... THEN Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement when it was just beginning.

    But, then... it wouldn't be "Microsoft" would it? If Microsoft does these things... will Microsoft keep "Microsoft-like" control over the software market?

    People are lazy. If you could do everything you do now on Linux without having to learn Linux ... would you? Many people say yes, many people say no. Are enough people that are lazy enough to "just stay with Microsoft" developers? Are they a large enough group that they'd cripple the OSS movement?

    I doubt it. But, I think that it's still early enough for Microsoft to do a complete 180 and hold it's market share virtually indefinately. Try this on for size: GNUM, GNUM is Not Unix by Microsoft. I'm sure they'll call it something different.

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    1. Re:Developers, Developers, Developers... by greygent · · Score: 4, Informative

      Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement if it had given away one of it's development platforms for free.

      They give away the .NET Framework (which includes everything you need to develop applications), their scripting languages, and vast amounts of documentations, case studies, examples, advice, and support (via newsgroups and community sites). All for free.

      If they had fostered a Java-esque or CPAN-esque software repository

      This doesn't make sense? Java-esque? CPAN-esque?

      if they had given free SDK's for windows out

      Sigh. They do. http://msdn.microsoft.com

      if they supported or encouraged the development of free servers, browsers, desktop systems, and support utilities...

      They do. I've received tons of help and support from Microsoft employees via their Development-related newsgroups. They have staff that proactively help developers, even us evil developers who like to write free, open source software (Gasp! Open source Windows developers?!?). They have bee extremely helpful, as is their vast MSDN site(s).

      THEN Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement when it was just beginning.

      They kind of have, that's why they're an illegal monopoly and "normal" companies don't have Linux all over their desktops.

      If anything, the open source community is starting to force Microsoft to stop being lazy once again and be innovative. Microsoft has a nasty habit of getting lazy when it has no competition, and fierce when it does have competition.

      But, then... it wouldn't be "Microsoft" would it? If Microsoft does these things... will Microsoft keep "Microsoft-like" control over the software market?

      See above. If you're old enough to remember, you might remember the days when IBM was the big evil, and Microsoft was the respectable underdog that everyone cheered for.

      If you could do everything you do now on Linux without having to learn Linux ... would you? Many people say yes, many people say no.

      I don't use Linux much anymore, except for occasional tinkering. This is due to many reasons: Microsoft now makes top-notch server products. NT 4 was complete shit. Just complete fucking shit. Windows 2000 was really good. Active Directory was great. Servers didn't crash all the time. Workstations could finally be TRULY managed centrally (via GPOs).

      Windows isn't just an OS that people who "can't figure out" Linux use. Some of us prefer Windows, because it does more of what we need, and is well-integrated. I could elaborate here if you wanted me to.

      Are enough people that are lazy enough to "just stay with Microsoft" developers? Are they a large enough group that they'd cripple the OSS movement?

      Your first sentence is a huge myth. While development tools and languages and libraries in the open source world stay fairly stagnant and sane, it seems Microsoft is CONSTANTLY changing shit around and adopting new technologies. To be a competent MS programmer (or system engineer) for long, you really need to keep up with the industry and what Microsoft is doing.

      This is both good and bad. Good because things are always getting better and you're getting new capabilities. Bad because you've always, always got to keep up with the game. Sometimes it gets ridiculous: you'll have something like .NET, which is still very new and already Microsoft is changing the game with the upcoming WinFX for Longhorn, which promises to change application development yet again. Sometimes, they'll just shitcan a technology alltogether because it didn't take off well with customers.

      This same phenomenom doesn't happen in the open source world (As much) because developers are not profit-motivated, they are passion-motivated, so projects stand a much better chance of surviving. See seemingly-deadend open source projects which continue to flourish against all odds, such as ReactOS and GNUstep.

    2. Re:Developers, Developers, Developers... by greygent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was very excited to read this. I remember learning programming and wanting to download a C/C++ compiler and I couldn't find a free one for Windows that was free and well documented. This was back in 1996 and I was a poor college student.

      As I said, the .NET Framework is free and contains a compiler for managed code. Microsoft is moving out of the stone age for application development and adopting managed-code development. Nonetheless, I believe there is a basic C/C++ compiler available froms omewhere on MS. If not, there are tons of alternative compilers that can be had for free or low cost (or high cost, if you prefer).

      I would have had to pay $139 for Visual C++ if I wanted to do windows development. Even that was too much. I could barely afford a computer! The reason I learned GNU and OSS software was because I was poor. I stuck with it because I'm a cheapskate.

      Visual C++ is an excellent full-featured IDE, what do you expect? It's so much more than a compiler. This is like asking for a car and then complaining because it doesn't fly. $139 is a pretty damned good price for an IDE of the quality that the Visual Studio suite. Nothing open source matches it in terms of quality and features. I know. I've looked.

      That said, I still use vim for most of my development on Windows.

      So now I hear that MS gives away this stuff! That's great! Where do I download my copy of Visual C++ for free? Where do I download my free windows SDK so I can write windows software?

      Again, Visual C++ is an IDE, not just a compiler. I said the .NET Framework is free, which includes a compiler for any language that hooks into .NET.

      As far as SDKs, what do you want to do? There are tons of SDKs (As well as DDKs for driver development) available for free off of MSDN.


      Now if Microsoft had been giving away this stuff from the beginning (like I said) then they would have prevented droves of lazy programmers from getting lazy and learning Linux and then being lazy and staying with Linux. Today, for many Linux programmers, the path of Laziness is to "just stay with Linux" or unix or whatever.


      I believe MS gained its dominance with developers by practically giving away the dev tools away for free, initially. However, I could be wrong as I have been a UNIX user for a long time, and didn't "switch" to Windows until a year ago.

      I cannot comment on the rest of this snippit as I am not lazy, and I abhor the lazy. In fact, most decent open source coders (myself included) aren't lazy. We, well, they write good tools for no compensation.

      So, I believe that you are incorrect in this respect. Tinkerers are lazy, and they lack enough motivation to really put anything of use out, so its of no harm to Microsoft OR the open source community. Those who truly want to hack, will hack, regardless.

      Do you know what CPAN is?

      Yes. I've been using Perl and Linux much longer than you have, so I'd better!

      A microsoft CPAN would have tons of objects and C/C++ code that you could download for free. These objects would do things like SMTP, LDAP, PostScript, or TK for you. Microsoft has the MFC but last I checked I couldn't submit anything to the MFC. I couldn't modify my own version of DirectX and submit it to Microsoft for approval.

      Microsoft has a "CPAN", it's called MSDN, and it's full of code snippets and examples and miscellaneous cruft. Objects and C/C++ code included.

      MFC isn't a repository, MFC is a base library for high-level C++ code development, which is significantly different than CPAN, which is a repository.

      You're right, though. You couldn't modify DirectX and submit the changes to Microsoft. I find this argument silly and stupid, in most cases.

      The first reason being that most people aren't going to modify DirectX, or they don't have a need to. I'd bet that you've never modified the source for
      an open source

  53. Mutually exclusive... by flogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What gives? there are a lot of slants in this survey. Look at #10 for the business side:

    10. Rank the importance of server operating attributes to your organization. (1 indicates a preference for low product cost and more administive and end-user time. 5 indicates a high up-front product cost but less user effort)

    What gives? I already use mutiple servers that are FREE: E-Smith AND Easy to set up. It takes, honestly, 15 minutes to set up (Includes formatting drives), and 15 minutes to install filters if it will be used as a web proxy. Then I leave it set for 6 to 8 months. It doesn;t get any freer withless effort.

    Yes, you can have it both ways.

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  54. Market Research 101 - here's what MS has in mind by Cowardly+Anonym · · Score: 5, Informative

    (I'm sure no one will read this comment because I'm about 3 hours too late, but whatever...)

    First, IAAMR (I am a market researcher.) I wasn't able to get into the survey, but a Newsforge reader posted the questions here.

    I've seen a lot of consumer surveys over the years, and this looks fairly typical. Most surveys of this nature are proprietary -- the research results will be for internal use only and will not be released to the public, mainly because most companies don't want their competitors or detractors to find out about their product development or marketing plans in advance. Whenever possible, companies will try to prevent anyone from even knowing that they're conducting a survey. [1] Obviously, in this case, there's no way that Microsoft can prevent the (Linux-using) world at large from finding out that they're doing a survey, but I guarantee you that they do not plan to release the results to anyone outside Microsoft.

    This sort of questionnaire is designed to find out:

    • (a) What do people like about our products/our brand/our image?
    • (b) What do people dislike about our products/our brand/our image?
    • (c) How can we make people in our target market associate us with the things mentioned in section (a) rather than (b)?

    The questions that are of the most interest to Microsoft will be those asking for the respondent's opinions:

    • 10. Who would you recommend use Linux at home?
    • 11. Rank the reasons you like Linux for the home.
    • 12. Rank the importance of various tasks you use your home Linux system for.
    • 15. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows.
    • 16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.

    The rest of the questions require factual responses, and the responses gathered from them will be used to see if there are any patterns in the opinion data. In market research data analysis, we're not looking at the opinions of any specific individual; only those of various groups (Linux novices vs. experts, dual-booters vs. non, etc.), so you needn't worry about any personal retribution from Microsoft. They won't care that John Doe in Nebraska likes Linux for the home because it's "More secure than Windows", but they will be interested to learn that in general, the people who dual boot (Question 14) are more likely than those who don't to say that they like Linux for the home because it has "Better command line" (Question 11).

    You may have noticed the italicized phrase "in our target market" in point (c) above. Microsoft isn't going to try to convince the hardcore Linux zealots(TM) to switch to Windows. They're going after people who aren't totally committed to either Linux or Windows yet. People who have a strong preference for Windows are already in the bag; and it would be a waste of time and money to try to convert the diehard Linux advocates. Any product development or advertising based on the results of this survey will have only 2 aims: to make the lukewarm Windows users feel that they've made the right decision, and to make the lukewarm Linux users feel that they're missing out on something better.

    [1] Case in point: While I was typing this, my phone rang. It was a market research company (one of my company's competitors) conducting a survey. I agreed to participate, and lied when they asked, "Do you work for a market research company?" (People in my field do this all the time to find out what contracts our competitors have been awarded. We like to call it "gathering competitive intelligence".) Unfortunately, one of my responses to another question disqualified me from the survey. But now I know that our competitor has a contract to conduct research about tooth whitening for a manufacturer of dental care products. I'll be checking with our sales department on Monday to see if we recently lost out on a bid for this contract.

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  55. Correct...and.... by djupedal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Participating in this 'survey' will assure your perpetual receipt of a flood of pro-MS propoganda.

    And...investing in Microsoft is risking having your own money used against you in the marketplace.

    Best advice...steer clear, there's no good news about dealing with the beast.

  56. Here's my version by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always hated the error windows telling the user he or she cannot do something and then requiring "ok" to be clicked.

    I always thought it would be neat to write something that would add a "Fuck you!" button or something similar - clicking on it would be the same as clicking on the "ok" button, but at least the user would feel better.

  57. How about these, Microbrains by Marrow · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. Stop moving admin shit around!
    2. If I deinstall windows sharing (for security) I
    do NOT expect XP to reinstall it for me when adding an adapter.
    3. Tell me how I can turn off your moronic services safely ( for security ). I hosed a machine by turning too much off.
    4. There should be a single interface to install stuff. There should be warnings that you are doing it. Adware should be impossible to sneak onto a machine.
    5. Stop betraying your business partners you evil pricks. Nobody trusts you for good reason.
    6. Ship media. We bought it and we should own it.
    7. The registry is a frigging nightmare waiting to happen. Its insecure. Its unmanageable.
    8. You have no taste.
    9. You have no taste.
    10. I cant tell what files belong to which package. I cant verify the contents of a package.
    11. I want more UI flexibility
    12. Stop trying to spy on your customers you evil fucking pricks.
    13. Your terminal sucks
    14. Inconsistant command line parameter handling
    15. Give me a way to transfer files without running your damn insecure filesharing system. ssh.
    16. Stop changing interfaces to murder your competition you evil fucking pricks!
    17. Make file saves stay under Documents and Settings so I can backup easier.
    18. Make c:\ unwriteable by lusers by default.
    19. Your NT permissions system is completely incomprehensbile and dangerous. Misuse can force a resinstallation.
    20. Dont put a button in an admin panel that takes you to a site to sell more software:

    It shows you have no Taste!

  58. Entering Phase 3 by benna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let us have a short retrospect of a quotation of Mr. Mahatma Gandhi:

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win."

    --
    "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein