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To Recertify, or Not Recertify?

mckeefarley asks: "What is an out-of-work networking guy to do? Almost three years ago I worked for a systems integration company as a Senior Network Technician (with the help of an A+ cert). Two years and many certifications, later: "I am five months away from the expiration of my CCNP/DP and I question whether I should even spend the money to recertify." Would you spend the time and money to recertify, when every cent may count, and all of those pieces of paper still might not get you a job?

"The real fun and excitement was in the engineering department, and I was told the sure way in was to get my CCNA. Well I got my Sybex book, and with the help of our small lab (two Cisco routers and a catalyst switch) I received my CCNA with a [score over 90].

Thrilled as I was, the engineering department was taking some hits, and I couldn't get in. Instead of remaining stagnant I took it on myself to get my CCDA, which I got a month later. Engineering department still going down, me still wanting to rise, I looked for something else. At about this time my company was trying to get a contract working with Nortel routers and switches. 'This is my chance!', I proclaimed.

One and a half months later I was a NNCSS (Nortel Networks Certified Support Specialist), but then contract fell through. The engineering department was taking BIG hits (as was the rest of the networking industry), but I was determined. We only had one CCNP in the company, and my goal was set. With the help of the lab, and some determination, after three months I became a CCNP and CCDP.

Did I get in the engineering department?

Nope.

Did I give up?

Nope.

I got my CCIE study guide, and was all ready to rent time at a major Cisco lab at The University of Colorado, in Boulder (I am not even sure that they have this lab anymore). A month later there were two people left in the engineering department, and then was laid off.

After six months of unemployment checks and sending resumes, I gave up and decided to go back to school and do some independent consulting for some small businesses in the Denver metro area. Now, I am again looking for a full time job, and I am dealing with the same problems that I dealt with, two years ago.

I am happy to admit that all my hands on Cisco experience have not been in a production environment. I understand that the difference between the lab and the real stuff is huge. But the certs didn't, and still don't even get my foot in the door. My resume has been critiqued by many people, and is in tip-top shape. I do have experience on Gateways (Nomadix) and many switches (SMC) and have worked on some MDU engineering projects.

Any suggestions?"

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  1. If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by tjstork · · Score: 4, Informative


    One C/S degree > many certifications, and probably cheaper over the lifetime.

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    1. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are a lot of out of work CS majors right now. Lawyers, on the other hand, seem to be in high demand.

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    2. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by servoled · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Completely agree... a 4 year degree from an accredited institution is quickly becoming the minimum that companies will accept for most white collar jobs. The days of the technical college (or certified, they are basically the same thing) IT worker are long gone.

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    3. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by planetmn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And I would disagree. Sure the ads don't have a requirement, but that doesn't mean that when they go through the 100 resumes they receive for the single opening that they don't consider the degree.

      In IT it might be slightly different. But as an engineer, even though I am an EE, the degree has given me a broad enough background that I can understand any engineering discipline (sp?) to a certain extent. I can read a piping diagram just as well as a structural drawing, interpret it and make a decision/recommendation based on what I know. That is valuable and important.

      Put it this way, you have two candidates, one with a CS degree with a concentration in networking and one with a certificate. The college graduate spent 4 years being exposed to different technologies and is able to make decisions because of a broader exposure, while the CCNA spent a couple of months learning about Cisco products and may be no better than the toll-free sales line for making an overall decision. I don't know anyone who regrets a college degree (at least a technical based one).

      That isn't to say that a degree is everything. I work with non-degreed engineers who have spent there whole life working with our final product, and they are as valuable to the company as anyone else.

      -dave

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    4. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by servoled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      certifications != work experience

      My point is that you aren't going to have much of a chance of getting in the door without a 4 year degree any more, and you can't get valuable work experience without starting somewhere.

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    5. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Akasha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oddly enough I'm starting law school once I get my IT degree this May and I've got more certifications than I know what to do with. My plan is to be that one lawyer that actually understands the technology that's being litigated. You know, to help stop a state doing something stupid, like banning NAT. Oh, wait a sec...

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    6. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by slaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oddly enough, I have a BSCS degree from a good school (Purdue), a list of certs as long as my arm (Microsoft, Novell, Sun, Compaq, Lotus, Cisco...) and tons of experience, and I haven't found *any* of it to be that useful in getting an IT job.

      I see most jobs going to friends of friends, or being offered on the basis of the IT recruiter willing to suck the most dick (literally, I worked a job where a recruiter slept with 3 different hiring managers to get 20 techies into a 1-year contract.)

      What I ended up doing, and I'm not always pleased that I did it, is take a job as an IT trainer. I can certify on anything, for free, and my employer will pay for it. The guys who come into my classes with stars in their eyes mostly get fucked over when they're done, because all they did was study to pass some tests - and I always start my classes with a "It's really tough out there for IT guys now...", but a certain percentage of my students do have a clue, and those guys have managed to get into real IT jobs, and to do well. Because my schedule as a trainer is kind of weird, I usually have Friday - Sunday off from my trainer job + some time off durng middle of the day, which is more than enough time to keep in touch with old customers or to work side jobs.

      Anyway, if you've got a decent educational background and a few different high-level certs, you can probably make a good living teaching others.

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    7. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am currently a college student, and I am inclined to agree that a CS degree is a good thing to have if you want to work in that industry. I've often heard that while more qualifications, such as a masters degree, can make you more attractive for some positions, they can also make you much less attractive. I believe that this is because it is assumed that you will expect more money for your position, or something like that. I think it would be interesting to see how many people with a Master's of CS are out of work versus those who have a "lesser" degree. Ultimately, I really don't think there is any particular standard requirement across the field. I hear a lot from recent grads here, and it seems that some places just want certs, some places just want a CS degree, some places just require any bachelor's degree and a demonstrated proficiency at what you do, and some require some combination of these. I currently have an internship with a database consulting firm. I was pretty lucky to land it, and I was only able to do so because I was working for one of their employees who sold her company to them. They are willing to pay to train me, but won't bring me on full time until I complete my bachelor's degree. On the flip side, they have someone working for them who is almost complete with a Master's of CS who is perhaps not the most qualified. This person does know their stuff, but they are not so good with databases. My employers seem inclined only to keep them around because they are willing to do the "bitch work." The thing with the database field, however, is that most learning in this field requires hands on work. I think IT is the same, as most colleges that do have CS programs do not directly teach much IT nor database courses. By having this internship, and through my personal experience with computers, I will learn infinitely more about small-to-medium business IT and database development than I will through my college education.

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    8. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Certifications and degrees are almost always a first pass screening procedure, just like years of experience. It is more important for the new candidate than the existing employee.

      Today, with the wide availability of CS majors, even CS master, will to work for starvation wages, there is little reason for a company to settle for anything less. Likewise, since some certificates take mere months to acquire, there are bound to be a surplus of persons with these certificates.

      To refer back to the article, if a company uses the 'certificate' issue to block your promotion, then it is likely that they simply want you to stay where you are. If they really wanted you in the department, they would hire you on the condition that you earned your certification is a certain time. During that time they would also train you in company specific routine and requirements. I hate to say, but it sounds like the engineering department is just messing with you. Go work somewhere else if you can.

      Also, perhaps you might try for more demanding certifications.

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    9. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by fishbonez · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've given up on getting a computer job anytime soon. My job hunt is focussed on getting a non-computer job in an area where I have some skills and experience (ie, I had to do non-computer work before when Bush I was in office). However, I plan on keeping my certifications up to date. I hoping that sooner or later I'll wind up back working with computers.

      In the short term, computer jobs are going to be very difficult to land. I was replaced by someone making $3 an hour and it's hard to compete with those economics. The problem is that right now China, India, Malaysia and others are artificially keeping their currency low relative to the dollar. China is the worst with an exchange rate fixed to the US dollar. Malaysia does not have a fixed exchange rate but it is very difficult to trade Malaysian currency. India has some currency controls but not as bad as Malaysia, which is why their relative costs have gone up a little.

      If these currency controls were eliminated tomorrow, we'd see a rapid increase in the cost of sending jobs overseas. But I don't think this current administration is at all concerned with doing anything to prevent jobs from going overseas. I actually heard the president say that US workers need to get education and training to compete. I have education and training but I cannot compete because the playing field is not level.

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    10. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, George W Bush has tried persuading the ChiComms to let their currency float. They won't (can't) because their banks are extremely fucked up. That giant sucking sounds would be chinese money leaving the country for American and European banks, causing the chinese bankin system to collapse overnight.

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    11. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by TheGrayArea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The trouble with a C/S degree now is the way the industry looks at it. They want very current skills and even if you have a C/S degree you basically end up retraining every 2 years or so. The stuff you learn is very important, but until C/S is a true practice like engineering you don't really get to build on what you've learned before as much as someone like a structural engineer or a doctor.
      This whole industry is just really, really screwey right now. If you are getting a CS degree try to get a minor in something pure like Math, Biology, Chemistry, etc that is more portable than you C/S degree should things get sour.

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    12. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ufnoise · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would recommend Computer Engineering or Electrical Engineering instead of a Computer Science degree. It seems that the poster's networking experience would be more aligned with the hardware perspective that these degrees offer.

    13. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by rufey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've been in the IT arena now for 10+ years, and I have no certifications. With the four jobs I've had in those 10 years, certifications didn't matter. It was my knowledge that counted. I'm currently working on my CS degree and will have it in a few years (have to take it slow because I work full time plus have a family, et al, I only have 7 classes left).

      Two jobs ago we were hiring a UNIX admin and we got a lot of applicants. The person we hired stated on his cover letter that he had *NO* certifications at all. It didn't matter because we hired him based on his knowledge. I've done basically the same thing when in interviews. The question invariably comes up about what kind of experience (school, certs, work) you have, and I'm honest - I don't have certs because I could probably teach most of the cert classes that relate to the job (I'm not talking about CCIE or oracle or other high-end stuff).

      That said, though, I don't know anyone in management (above entry-level superviosr) who doesn't have a degree. I'm sure there are managers out there who don't have degrees, but in today's day and age, if you don't want to be a peon the rest of your career (read: peon = bottom of the employee-manager chain), a degree will serve you well, even more than certs. My current supervisor doesn't have a degree (and isn't currently working on one), and I have more experience than him. But its an entry-level supervisor. Two management rungs above him all have at least MBA's and most have PhD's in the areas they manage (such as the engineering fields). Neither him nor I will get much higher without a degree.

    14. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by splattertrousers · · Score: 2

      Computer science has nothing to do with computer networking. I don't see a CS degree improving anyone's career in networking. There are other degrees like Information Systems that might be more applicable.

      (Though IMHO, you should never think of a university degree as career training. It will do a lot for you, but it won't give you any critical career experience. Nor is it designed to.)

    15. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by filledwithloathing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I see most jobs going to friends of friends
      This is because there is a great deal of TRUST that needs to be placed in an IT professional. A CCNA/MCSE/BLAH Blah blah says nothing about your trustworthyness as an individual but someone whom the company already trusts vouching for you says a lot about your character.

      A company would rather hire an individual who they think they can trust over an individual who may be technically superior to the other every day of the week.

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    16. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by yoriknme · · Score: 2

      Yes, the more the better. One bit of advice, and it's free, so think twice before applying! When I've been out of work- I'm a programmer- I have tried to keep my resume going by doing volunteer work. Programming, that is. The interviewers don't know my salary is zero, and I keep my hand in. I have gotten a cert or two, and they do look good on the resume.

    17. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Trevin · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would have to disagree with your disagreement; I think things are slightly different in CS than EE. I've been hunting jobs for the last couple of years, and the vast majority of them want N years of work experience with X language on Y systems using Z tools. The degree requirement is usually there, but not as often as the experience requirement.

      Let's look, for example, at the first five companies listed in my daily Dice search:

      • 3+ years of specific recent experience in HRMS version 8.x, in-depth knowledge of PeopleTools, PeopleCode and SQR. Strong knowledge of SQL a plus. Bachelor's degree or equivalent education and experience.
      • Current or very recent experience at major mortgage lending institutions; Software Development P.M. Experience. No mention of a degree.
      • BS degree and 8-12 years engineering experience, including Quality Engineering, and direct experience with medical device or other FDA regulated environment. Also required is knowledge and experience with electromechanical and software intensive devices.
      • Must have at lease 5-10 years of experience in Mentoring and true ETL work. Experience with Cognos validating catalogs, cubes and customizing the visualization. No mention of a degree.
      • At least 3 years of experience required. Extensive experience with IBM 30xx mainframe using MVS/JES2 operating system environment. Knowledge of the CA-7 job scheduling and CA-1 tape management subsystems. Strong operations background in JCL, CICS, VTAM, TSO, ISPF, and SDSF. No mention of a degree.

      Add just one more generality: nearly every single job listing I've seen for gaming companies has a line like "You must have over 2 Years Video Game Programming Experience and some strong titles. This position is only for experienced video game professionals."

      With requirements like these, it seems impossible to get a job unless you've already worked there before.

    18. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd suggest majoring in Nursing, but that's because I'm a bitter old sod who's tired of seeing a column of "Nursing Help Wanted" ads for every 1/4-inch "Computer Help Wanted" ad.

      Personally, I'd hire a Philosophy or English major who's spent his weekends and summers in college hacking or doing entry-level tech work, over a Comp Sci major with just a handful of certs. One of the best fresh-out-of-school "techs" I've seen was (I think) a Psych major. But again, that's just me.

    19. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, our hiring policy (when we do it) is completely backwards, intentionally.

      We've hired people with lots of certifications, who could do absolutely nothing when they walked in the door. We gave them some time, but it didn't help, and we'd have to let them go.

      We've hired people who had no certifications or formal training. They had learned some programming on their own, and played with *nix machines at home. They've been our best people.

      Our interviews are fairly laid back.


      What jobs relative to this work environment have you done?

      What do you know? Languages, hardware platforms, etc.

      Are you willing to learn?

      What OS's have you used personally (home)? .. at work?

      If I were to hand you a broken server, could you fix it? .. demonstrate.


      If I'm not sure, I may open up a console, do a little something, and then ask them to explain what I just did.

      I've given people a stack of parts, and told them to build me a server, and install the OS with my CD (with instructions). I'm a bit rough. I tell them they have 10 minutes to complete it, or whatever. I just want to see how well they work. I don't really care that it takes 15 minutes, or if they encounter a problem and can't finish. I wanted to see that they made a good attempt.

      I felt so sorry for one interview. This was back when I worked in a computer store. I gave him a random machine from the "repair" rack, and told him to fix it. I hadn't actually checked it out myself. I swear, just about everything was broken on that thing. I had no idea before he started, I hadn't checked it first. The customer report was "won't boot". No shit. Dead power supply, fried motherboard, etc, etc... Must have been a lightning strike (this was Florida). He looked so terrified. I watched what he was doing, and he did everything right, so he did pass, even though he didn't get it working.

      All in all, I'd rather hire some Linux geek with no certs at all.

      My last two best people I've hired were:

      an ex-Y2k AIX programmer, with Linux and *BSD experience at home.

      a "consultant" with no formal job experience, but in his words, "an OS whore". He'd used every OS out there enough to be familiar with them. He introduced *ME* to BeOS. I used it for a day. :)

      It seems every time we take in someone with a degree of some sort, they're very proud of their education, but can't look beyond what they've learned.

      I agree, in Fortune500-land, or for the government, you'll need or want a degree. But there are still companies who's senior tech geek (me) wants other geeks around him who actually understand and enjoy what they're doing.

      (sorry to all my coworkers I just labled as "geek" if you didn't like it. hehe)

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    20. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by monomakh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, this is the worst legal job market in institutional memory (surpassing the Great Bloodletting of 1995), particularly on the west coast. Unfortunate, since IAAL. I hear the benefits and pay at W*l*m*rt are stupendous, though, so we all have hope. I don't know as to whether the poster should get re-certified or not, but it sounds to me as if the cost/benefit goes against the certification.

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    21. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ignoring the case where capitalism collapses (which I think it will but let's not go there), I think what will happen is that USA will have to devalue their currency. Devaluing the currency will automatically make imports more expensive and result in the elimination of the present situation where people consume more than they "should". However, devaluing the currency will decrease US standard of living.

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      If you want to know what I think will happen with the capitalism collapse case, here it is. Ok, this is just my theory and yes, it sounds very foolish to the capitalists :) I think if foreigners stop investing in USA, USA will collapse. This will happen because USA won't be able to pay off the debt (or at least get it into manageable levels). Difficulties on the debt front will cause USA to significantly cut government, eliminating most branches of governemnt. This will throw even more unemployed workers into the mix. These actions will be similar to what happens in many poor countries (with debt problems). In these poor countries, because of IMF pressure, the government is shrunk, resulting in many unemployed government employees. This results in higher unemployed and it never EVER gets better. One just needs to follow Argentina (when do you think it will get better?). Ultimately, USA will collapse and this will bring down capitalism. When capitalism goes down, all the capitalist countries (like 90% of hte world) will collapse. Capitalism is a global system so when USA collapses the whole world will collapse. It's not like fascism, mercantilism, communism, monarchy, or others--these are limited to one country/region. For example, when so-called Communism collapsed, it had almost zero impact on other countries. When capitalism collapses, USA will switch to fascism (start blaming all the immigrants, hispanics, blacks, etc for the collapse). And there will be World War III. The UN will collapse just before the start of the war, just like how the League of Nations collapsed just before WWII.

      That's my theory of the collapse of capitalism. There is a bit more which I didn't mention (eg. instead of debt, a class war may cause the collapse too). I know there are a lot of if's and but's. This is also pure speculation with no "proof". So don't base your life on this :)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    22. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by mateomiguel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you are getting a CS degree try to get a minor in something pure like Math, Biology, Chemistry, etc that is more portable than you C/S degree should things get sour.


      I have a Bachelor's Degree in Biology and a Master's Degree in Information Technology and I don't see my Biology degree helping me out in getting jobs at all, so I don't think your advice is that top-notch.
    23. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by lizardb0y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...that one lawyer that actually understands the technology...

      Too late, sorry.

      http://www.lessig.org/blog/

      I suppose you can try for 2nd or so.

    24. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This cert, that cert. This kind of degree, from this college, or from that college. This kind of resume, or that kind of resume. All crap.

      I've done the job seeking thing the normal way. I have a CS degree from Cal State, I've got several networking certificates, and 4+ years of experience. I've applied to several hundred places at LEAST, over a period of two years. My resume is all sparkly. It all means jack. I couldn't get a minimum wage job doing tech support, much less any of those positions our college recruiter blabbled about when they sang praises about college education. I was about ready to say I just wasted 5 years of my life and a huge pile of money and do something else.

      Apparently, the only way to land a job is to have someone on the inside. A friend, a relative, a connection of some kind. I stopped bothering with the resumes a year ago, and kind of moved slowly through graduate school, occasionally applying for jobs, working for friends, TA-ing for college.

      Then, out of the blue, my parents helped set me up as computer tech at this private school (they are friends of the owners). It was not a glamorous offer, just a basic tech support position, mediocre money, plus I had to assist teaching IT. Not something I'd enjoy, but it was paid work, so I said yes. Once I got in, I worked my ass off. I got everything working, whereas the place didn't event have a working Internet connection prior to that. I overhauled old computers, cannibalized them for spare parts, repaired equipment deemed dead and gone, rewired and documented the entire school network, fixed all the printers. In short, I was a shiny, can-do, just-gimme-a-minute kind of a tech guy. Every time a dumb user, teacher, admin person, or whoever had a silly request, needed a little extra help, or just wanted to vent about their crappy computer, I was patient, polite, and helpful. Even if I had to work unpaid overtime. Even if I wanted to take a sledgehammer to the fools who kept doing what I told them not to ("Don't Press The Big Red Button, It Is Bad"). I just kept smiling and fixing problems.

      And it paid off, bigtime. All these people who I helped talked to their friends. And every time computers came up, they'd mention my name as the guy who fixes everything. In the last month I've been approached by 3 HR people from large companies, wanting to hire me. Note that all they had was a good reference from someone on the inside, who had heard of me from a friend. No resume, no nothing. I'm about to accept one of the offers. It is a sysadmin/IT administrator position, in a newly opened school for disabled children, excellent salary, perks, huge budget. No questions asked. I just stated my (very high) demands and they said "Ok, when can you start?". It was surreal. In all my job interviews prior to this, I'd had to prove to the (usually hostile) HR person that I'm just the guy for the job, and that I will do this and that for the company if they take me. The interviewer would keep asking silly questions, then they'd rapid fire some tech questions to try and see if I actually knew anything. This was a whole new world. They wanted ME, and were willing to go a long way to get me. I didn't have to prove my credentials, my loyalty, qualifications, or my personal integrity. Everything I asked for, I got, no questions asked... :)

      Anyway. The only way to get a good job is to have someone pick you for it, because of a friendly connection. HR personnel are only human, just like the rest of us. The most important consideration for all of them is whether they can trust the person they are about to hire. They know that resumes are easily faked, and that interviews show someone in their best light, when they prepare themselves. They'd rather get an outside reference, from a friend or someone they trust, and go with it. Qualifications aside, I'm just another guy in a huge pile of recent CS graduates, with no other distinguishing characteristics. What sets me aside is that people know me as "the cool computer guy". Th

    25. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good idea. I nearly went for the joint MBA/JD degree at UNC when I got my BS/IS in 1994. Still think about it, actually.

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    26. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting that you mentioned computer games. I was looking into it (since I'm unemployed :( and I love computer games :))... how the hell are you suppposed to break into it? They ask for VERY SPECIFIC stuff? They don't want a C++ programmer. They don't want an AI programmer either. They want a programmer that has programmed AI for a role playing game. hmm... that pretty much rules out everyone except probably 5,000 who actually worked on RPG games :(

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    27. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      capitalism is long since dead in the US. we have more a mixed economy. de tocqueville said that the republic will be destroyed when they find they can vote themselves money. well look at us today. we have to parties, each vying to spend more, each candidate saying essentially, "my program will give..." holy crap. that ain't capitalism. the problem why capitalism will decline is that democracy allows one to group to legally take/steal from another. i.e. the welfare state. i would argue that capitalism died in 1935 with the change in the supreme court, approving the new deal. the depression was a monetary phenomenom, not fiscal. and the new deal did not do a thing to end it. since then, anyhting the government does is okay. most of the govenrment spending is unconstitutional. social security, welfare, this fscking medicare drug bill, etc. now, every lefty /.'er will argue up and down that we need to spend this and that, government shold do this, and that. fine. but does it square with the constitution. no. so why do our courts overlook it. one, things are so ingrained in our society, removal would be worse. (not that i think so). two, it is nt that they think it is ok, but that they don't care. like with the second ammendment. it means what is say, and says what it means. but they okay gun control because they don't care about the constitution.

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    28. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ahfoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure if it's still true or if it was ever true, but about ten years ago I was told that there are over thirty thousand licensed laywers in San Diego County alone. I do know for certain that my brother in-law is a lawyer and he doesn't get much work. He just took on a client that owned a bar who is paying him in bottles of booze and not many at that.

  2. Pack your bags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Learn Hindi and move to Delhi. That's probably a better use of your time.

    1. Re:Pack your bags... by DriceX · · Score: 2, Informative

      They speak english. Yes you will see.

    2. Re:Pack your bags... by univgeek · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is bull-shit, please point to some references. All you need to work in India, is a letter of invitation from a company and a work visa. Sure you can't come in on a tourist visa and work. But it is much easier to get a work visa in India than in the USA.

      http://www.indianslivingabroad.com/resources/vis a- guide.asp for guidelines.

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  3. Newsflash by Freston+Youseff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Once your foot is sufficiently in the door, certifications mean little or nothing to hiring companies.

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    1. Re:Newsflash by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Once your foot is sufficiently in the door, certifications mean little or nothing to hiring companies.
      Correct, but a certification can help getting that foot firmly wedged in there. When a company receives a bick stack of applications for a tech job, they may cull the stack by looking at certifications.

      The perceived value of certifications differs from company to company, but also depends on the field of IT you're in. From what I've seen, certifications for programmers matter little, but they do for DBAs... I wouldn't know about network guys though.
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    2. Re:Newsflash by splattertrousers · · Score: 5, Insightful
      When a company receives a bick stack of applications for a tech job, they may cull the stack by looking at certifications.

      True, but it would be even easier to get the job if you can avoid being lumped in with everyone else.

      Most jobs (so I've heard) go to "friends of friends" or "colleagues of colleagues". So go get yourself noticed.

      If you belong to a church, maybe you can help them out with any technical needs, and maybe someone there will remember you next time they're looking for techincal people.

      Or go fix up a school's computers. Make sure to show up on any award night where the school recognizes all the hard work you've put in. Maybe someone else will notice and offer you a job. Or maybe that article about you in the local paper ("Local man spends summer fixing up school's computers for free") will get you noticed (especially if your phone number or website is listed in the article).

      There are probably lots more ways to do it... none of them easy, but probably a lot more effective than hoping to have one more acronym than every other resume in the stack.

    3. Re:Newsflash by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you belong to a church, maybe you can help them out with any technical needs, and maybe someone there will remember you next time they're looking for techincal people.

      just to let you know something.... I couple of friends are freemasons, and nither of them have had any trouble getting jobs over the past 20 years.

      the biggest boost you can get to a career is to become a freemason. that's a boys club that certianly watches out for each other. they will give each other job leads, and prefrenencial hiring over other candidates.

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  4. Save your money. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Don't waste your money.

    Many jobs nowadays want X years of experience in lieu of Y certifications or Z years of schooling. A lot of IT management smartened up when they certification-mills pumped out losers with some theoretical knowledge but crumbled under practical pressure. You can thank the Dot-Bomb for that. The money-motivated didn't want to spend the time in school to learn the trade lest they get left behind so certification-mills filled a need: impatient people that wanted to make lots of money in the "new economy".

    Thankfully a lot of those that were in it only for the money are unemployed (no insult to the submitter intended) or selling crap. Of course different parts of the world and different companies have varying policies so I have to stress YMMV!

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    1. Re:Save your money. by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you're right. In the late 90s, everyone I met asked me what certifications I had -- I told them none other than a Big 10 University degree (not in CS), although I had taken a few classes from the vendor-labeled certification "programs" to get myself up to speed (with the Cisco routing classes being the most useful in a general sense). They were often horrified, but that was the only standard they had to judge people on. I kind of felt awkward, but I'd look at the certification programs and wonder what a waste it all was, especially since some really wanted classroom hours PLUS the tests, and it all cost more than *I* was willing to pay or manegement would pay.

      Now I'm glad -- I met plenty of morons with certs who really didn't belong in their jobs. I feel bad for the guys who are really good with no college, a pile of certs and no job -- the market will be hard on them, if only because many employers make a college degree a required prerequisite in addition to experience.

    2. Re:Save your money. by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Two words, my friend, 'right on.'

      Certification mill, indeed; about the only cert worth more than the paper it's printed on is the CCIE - and you'll spend a good year to get one.

      I cannot tell you how disheartening it was to read the resumes which amounted to "just got out of school, have my MCSE, hire me!" I felt like the frat boys woke up one day and decided to become tech people because there was a lot of money in it.

      To the article's author, I firmly agree that renewing your certs is a poor use of limited funds. Better to lower your expenses and save your money.

      Cheers,
      -- RLJ

  5. How to get a job by photon317 · · Score: 4, Funny


    1. Post certifications and work-related experiences on a front page slashdot article, along with a plea for help.

    2. ???

    3. Profit!

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  6. cert's didn't matter in my position by sinucus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    During my 11 month unemployment spree I could say one thing for sure. My certs didn't mean shit in the workplace. People just wanted on the job experience, same thing with formal education. The same questions always prevailed, "Do you have any work experience?" I won't bash certs that badly as my curent workplace is offering to fully certify my ass for free... Now, final note, none of this rings true for CCIE's.

  7. Walmart is Always Hiring by SirChive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's the future of America. I'm not really joking.

    I work in a two man IT department at a factory. My pal and I realize that this is the last of the gravy train. When these jobs end because of corporate restructuring or the factory moving to Mexico we will most likely never work in the Tech industry again.

    1. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There will always be small shops that need some kind of computer help.

    2. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by celerityfm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A factory. Exactly- unfortunately these types of jobs can be moved. Service industries like legal, consulting, media, etc will always need local IT-- look into it.

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  8. Certs mean jack by JeffSh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in my experience, certifications don't mean that much.

    What they do mean, is that someone is booksmart enough to sit there and study the material, go in, and take a test. They don't mean the individual can actually fix anything.

    In any technical job, be it mechanical or information, the fundamentals of troubleshooting and resourcefulness are far more important than any piece of paper.

    i put alot more stock in good references and job experience than certs..

    ALL THAT SAID THOUGH:
    HR and employers are still waking up to the facts mentioned above. so no matter what the reality is with certs, the problem remains; how can you prove yourself a good technician if you can't get hired.

    companies are getting better at recognizing intrinsic skill rather than going whats on a resume, but that has a long way left to go.

    i didn't get any certs tho, because i refuse to pay money for something i don't need. i can do my job just fine without a piece of paper to help me along, heh.

    1. Re:Certs mean jack by dnoyeb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea, this is the point I was making about a year ago in an long drawn out argument with someone on slashdot...

      If HR is doing the hiring, then Certs and degrees with count more. If the Manager is doing the hiring, then experience and knowledge will count more.

      Also, bigger companies are more capable of training less experienced people in general.

    2. Re:Certs mean jack by bwalling · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Can't the same be said for a 4-year degree as well?


      Yep. That's why we give tests to potential applicants. When you come in, you are set in front of a computer, and given a program to write or a problem to troubleshoot. So far, a CS degree hasn't meant much about who will pass the test.

    3. Re:Certs mean jack by grub · · Score: 2, Interesting


      That's why we give tests to potential applicants.

      Interview tests are so important! Eg: a simple "frontline PC support" job. Ask the applicant to put memory in a machine or install a hard disk. Leave a ground wrist-strap in the tools. You'll be amazed at how many of them won't use it (or even know what it is!)

      Not that stray static wastes as much as in the CMOS days but if it's not your equipment, you should protect it as best you can. Oh try reversing IDE cables and asking them to format a disk using fdisk.. etc etc etc..

      The number of people that think they're IT-ready because they built a PC out of spare parts is staggering. They should be at WalMart|Best Buy|Future Shop selling, not working under the hood.

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    4. Re:Certs mean jack by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's why for networking people I set them in front of a boson network simulator and have them solve a problem, or if they are IT they get to set in front of a borked PC (that I borked specifically) and they have to fix it.

      If you diagnose it in 5 minutes you pretty much get the job.

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  9. MCSA by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know you're probably not interested and I can't blame you but look into getting you Microsoft Certified Sysstems Administrator cert instead of recerting on your Cisco. Makes you more well rounded and it's 4 easy tests. Plus you already know what you're doing w/ Cisco products and your experience will count.
    Also, don't you mean you got a 900 on the CCNA? Not a 90 :)

    1. Re:MCSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And all African people like fried chicken right? And Chinese are good at math?

      Please don't stereotype.

      I have an MCSE and I'm not arrogant and I'm definitely not poorly skillled. On the opposite, I find most Linux hackers and admins I know scorn at my MCSE when I first met them through a friend at a computer meet he had at his place.

      Then a few weeks later he was discussing a problem to said mutual friend over a few beers. Little did he know I knew advanced socket programming like the back of my hand. I could pick apart his problem from the getgo and he just kept insisting I didn't know what the hell I was talking about because I was an "MCSE". I made him a bet and the two came to my place to see some stuff I've done and couldn't believe I'd have the machines I did (Sun Ultra 10, NetBSD, FreeBSD, QNX and Windows) being a Microserf.

      I solved his problem and introduced him to proper use of threading code because he hadn't seen it up to that point (hehe Pthreads on Linux?). From then on he thinks I'm "elite" and appologized for laughing at me before. Don't judge a book by its cover.

    2. Re:MCSA by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That sounds odd, but you'd be suprised how it turns out.

      The number of companies who are looking for a strictly networking skilled individual will be relatively small compared to the number of companies looking for a Network Admin who can administrator Windows boxes and Cisco equipment.

      Part of the crunch was that companies began consolidating their IT department. Having wide-ranging skills instead of targetted skills became much more valuable. Some companies went from having a separate Windows NT/2000 admin and Network Engineer to having one guy who could do both. Others have shifted to having two guys who can do both (which makes a lot more sense to begin with).

      If you are a purely Cisco guy, your best bets for jobs are going to be with telcom companies, ISPs, and very large companies that put a premium on network usage (insurance companies, banks, etc...basically the entire financial sector). Those are the sorts of positions listed as Network Engineer, IP Engineering, etc.

      If you are a Cisco/Windows guy, your options are all of the above plus many more, usually smaller companies, some of which may have only a few people in their entire IT department. You'll also be more attractive for consulting companies and equipment resellers. I know that a lot of of people think that the heydays of consulting are over, but the consulting company that I just left grew nearly 20% in revenues and headcount in 2003, so there are still good opportunities out there. (And in case you're wondering why I left, one of their customers offerred me a position with a promotion, more pay, more responsibility, etc.)

      It may not be what you're interested in doing, but IMHO, when you are unemployed "what you're interested in doing" gets trumped by "something in the same field as what I'm interested in doing that pays the bills".

      Good luck.

  10. College by bbowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To me I would think that a college degree is about the same as certifications. When I get my degree at least I won't have to come back and renew it, only maybe the occasional refresher course to keep me updated on new technology. Even then I'm hoping that my employer will at least go halfers on it with me. But don't get me wrong I'm not cutting down certifications. I would have almost gone that route rather than paying $30,000 to go to RIT (At least there would be more girls and I wouldn't be freezing my nuts off every winter). Might be cheaper in the long run?? I shall never know...

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  11. I summon the magical power of....certification!!!! by Botchka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Consider this...when the I.T. industry makes a turn for the better (this year) what will set you apart from the thousands of other I.T. folks looking for a job? That's right..either that huge port wine stain on your melon...or certification. I honed my skills in a networked environment of over 6000 workstations, in a help desk situation. If I would have had my act together and gotten certified during that time, I would be in a much different place than I am right now. I'd say go for keeping your certification current as that will show potential employers that you follow through and that even though you've been unemployed in your chosen field, at least you're passionate enough about the work that you've kept up on certs... my2cents

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  12. Do it if you want to by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But not because you think it will get you a job, it won't. The days when people were hired in IT because they carried the right bits of paper are gone and dead. These days you get hired because you're the only person available who can solve a critical issue, solve an impossible problem, or otherwise convince your potential employer that hiring you will save him money and tears.

    Certification is a commodity and commodity jobs have been shipped overseas.

    So, it would be better to do some research in a few prospective companies to see what kinds of essential IT skills they are short of, then go and get some practice in that area. Arm yourself with a skill an employer is actively seeking and you might get the job. One more certificate (or even a CS degree!) won't mean squat.

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  13. I wouldn't. by MsGeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The year I took studying for the 7 MCSE/W2K exams was a year I will never get back, and it's gotten me exactly nowhere. I actually had tech industry background and experience. Most of the people in my "class" didn't. The day before my appointment for test #5 of 7 was 9/11. That basically sealed our fate.

    MCSE on W2K3 Server? No fucking way. Redmond can pound sand.

    My suggestion: start studying nursing. They can't outsource that job yet...although the anime Roujin-Z suggests that perhaps eventual outsourcing to cyber-nurse beds might be in the cards for the future. Same with teaching. You can't dial in a teacher from Bangalore...at least not yet.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it took you 52 weeks to study then you are in the wrong industry.

    2. Re:I wouldn't. by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you think you're an expert in a field while taking less than a year to learn the stuff, you're also in a wrong industry.

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    3. Re:I wouldn't. by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't care how hard you study nursing. You've either got breasts, or you don't.

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    4. Re:I wouldn't. by Chas · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My suggestion: start studying nursing.

      Uh. NO. I just got OUT of that field. Wouldn't go back for ANYTHING.

      If I break something on a computer, I can fix it.

      If I medicate a patient incorrectly and kill him, that's not something I can fix.

      And, maybe for women, it's a more viable alternative. However, there's a MASSIVE unspoken gender bias in the nursing industry.

      Not to mention that the burnout rate is hovering around 60% and 10 years.

      Not only that, the state of the health care system in this country is going to lead to more and more cost cutting measures. Like primary care nursing (meaning the nurse does EVERYTHING, no nursing asssistants, no separate phlebotomy departments, NADA). Not only that, the patient load PER NURSE is climbing.

      At Loyola, 8 patients to a nurse on the NIGHT SHIFT is easy (6 for days). In some units, it can climb as high as 16 per nurse. Now if you're just passing meds and trying to document everything, that's going to be hectic enough. But if you have a code, or even ONE of the patients is high maintenence, you're SCREWED (see 12 hours a day, 5 days a week when only scheduled for 40 hours).

      Not to put too fine a point upon this....no, HELL NO, and FUCKING HELL NO!

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  14. Get non-tech certs by Krapangor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that tech certifications are not very useful: they have an extremely limited lifetime and are usually relatively expensive.
    I strongly recommend to get non-technical certifications and titles. While an CCNE, MSCE or NZTSGREF is only valid for 2 years, a Ph.D. or Mensa membership is for life.
    And both are usually much cheaper than those exams - for the Ph.D. you could get an industry sponsored topic, earning you money, experience and sometimes even patents. And Mensa membership cost just 30 (US) bucks.
    And there are much more such certifications like MS or MBA in different scientific areas out there.
    And it usually pays off if you have an higher academic title than your boss.

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    1. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, join Mensa. And don't forget to go in for your ARROGANT ASSHOLE forehead tattoo. It's free with membership!

    2. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Skip the MENSA membership unless you are looking for social activities with a particular group of persons. To a lot of people, putting MENSA on a resume says, "a little too proud of my, only slightly higher than average, IQ, but not socially-smart enough to know it makes me look snooty."

    3. Re:Get non-tech certs by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Intelligence, according to those who acknowledge the existence of it*, is not uniformly distributed. So the top 2% of the US population will not be 5.6 million. If you assume intelligence is distributed as a bell curve (aka normal distribution, aka Gaussian distribution), there will probably be less than 50,000 Americans in it. I'm just guessing on the number (don't have any probability stuff in front of me); also, no one know if intelligence is normally distributed. Whoever that plays with intelligence is pretty much guessing.

      * I personally don't support the notion of intelligence. It is more often than not used to suppress lower classes. It is an elitist tool to control others. It was cooked up by aristocrats in the past to keep the peasents (who were uneducated and hence had lower "intelligence") from getting their jobs. It is also the #1 cause of hostility between ethnic groups (fascists use it to their full advantage).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  15. It worked so well the first time! by whorfin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the sound of your plea, your certifications have done basically nothing for you thus far, so my question back at you is: what has your certification done for you?

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  16. I'd say yes by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 2, Informative
    Even though I personally hold no single certification (and back when I was in a position to hire I tended to actually consider them a nagative, especially the low end ones), one that I've always seriously considered was CCIE. With a CCIE you have a pretty chance of getting a job even in this lousy market.

    Other than that, no jobs means no jobs - I know quite a few people that having lost their job started builg up their accreditation portfolio to no avail. But the silverlining is that when the job market tunrs around (and it has not yet AFAIC), those with more credentials will be much better off.

  17. Insanity? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure you've heard the expression, "One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results". You keep getting these certs and still fail to get the job you want. Maybe you need to pursue another type of education, another company, or another field altogether.

  18. Not completely useless by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't say that certs are completely without value. They sere two fundamental values. First, as a pre-screening criteria for hiring managers, they know that you have, at least, passed a minimum skills test. Second, when the decision is down between you and another person, with your resumes laying side-by-side, the certifications are going to come up as bonus points. Plus, and this is equally important, you can safely bet that the other applicant has certifications.

    That said, I wouldn't get too stressed about renewing. I've yet to meet a hiring manager that has asked if a certification was still "valid".

    Good luck in your search.

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  19. More learning required! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Learn Hindi, get a tan, learn to appreciate the third world, hairy chicks, funky music, and move to India to where the jobs are.

  20. Educational expenses deductible by chopkins1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Remember that expenses for education to get yourself re-employed (books, classes, certification testing, etc.) are all tax deductible.

    Recently I was unemployed (given I already have a 4-yr degree and 10+ years of experience) and decided to re-up my MCSE. I spent $7000 and 2-weeks to go to one of the many MCSE bootcamps (http://www.intenseschool.com). I got a job immediately following signing up for the class and the company paid me while in class.

    The kicker here is we recently went to the family CPA and he said all $7000 was tax deductible plus all the materials needed to complete any certification.

    Just my $.02. Good Luck

  21. Get a degree by calmdude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having a degree opens many possibilities that weren't there before, including higher-level technical management positions. Even if your future company scales back to 5 techs, they'll still need someone to manage them.

    I myself would not put a high school graduate into a management position unless there were extenuating circumstances.

    1. Re:Get a degree by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the simple answer is because the people who will be hiring you usually care. If they think it's good, then it is, at least insofar as getting a job.

      The more general reason is that a 4 year degree is a sign of a more advanced, more well rounded education. More or less anyone can get a highschool diploma, a university degree is quite a bit more elite. It also, though being more specific than high school, ocntinues to confer a well rounded education. Plus it's a test of will. It's one thing to take a 4 week training course and then cram for anohter month to get a cert, it's quite another to stick with a formal education for 4 years or more. Says something about a person's character.

      Also universities at least try to teach people how to think and how to solve problems, not just facts and figures. Those are the skills that REALLY matter in IT. I don't care how many volumes of technical shit you've memorized. My computer has memorized more than you and is far better at accurate recall. What I care is how you can apply what you know to problems in the real world. My computer can't do that, so I need people that can. While university isn't a gaurentee of those skills, it's a better chance than certifications.

  22. Don't ask us... by mark99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look and see who is hiring what kind of people in the place you want to live. If you see something there you want to do, THEN get certified and/or qualified and do that.

    Geeks get hung up on what they *want* to do. Jobs are about doing things for other people. Find out what the people want, where you want to be and do that. Anything else is insane.

    Networking is down because the market is saturated, supply exceeds demand. The same is true of Mathematical Programming (what I love to do). So I do Enterprise Programming. Much less interesting, but people want/need it, so I can make a living doing it (even that used to be easier though).

    If Enterprise Programming goes down the tubes (read off-shore competition), then I will find something else. That's life.

  23. The answer, my friend... by pongo000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is teaching. Break out of the rut that takes your valuable labor and converts it to ready cash for company executives that simply don't give a shit about you. You have had a great opportunity to see the world of networking from the inside. Isn't it time you passed the torch onto others?

    You cheapen the value of your knowledge and time by entertaining thoughs of going back into industry. There are always going to be people in this world content to work for someone else. You can take what you know and leverage it into a new career in education. Sure, the pay's not what you would get in industry, but you will have enough extra time on your hands to start a consulting business on the side. Between your consulting income and teaching salary, you stand a strong likelihood of earning more than you did when in industry. (Plus, teaching is often an added badge of credibility to prospective clients. Ignore the adage of "Those who can, do...those who can't teach." This is the mantra of those who can't do either.)

    Work smart, not hard.

  24. Certs mena SFA to existing employers by T-Ranger · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Training is good. Knowladge is good. But can your employer get any more work (or better work) out of someone once they get a peice of paper? No.

    Applying for a new job, OTOH... The certs imply that you have the book knowladge. But unless it is a consulting firm (where they have to "resell" you), then the certs themselves again, mean nothing. Choosing beteween someone who has worked with X product for years, and someone who has read a book and managed to pass a test, who would you choose?

    This is not to say that certs in general are bad. But to some people/companies they dont mean anything. And I suppose that given otherwise identical canadates, someone who dosent care about certs would likely choose the guy with them.

    One of the historical problems with certs is that they have been used as a marketing/mind share tool. Back in the day, becoming a Netware 3.x CNA was trivial. MCSE and CCNA today is the rage. Novell has "fixed" their education program, and even the one exam CNA's from 4.x on has been fairly good. But the damage was done. Today, everyone makes fun of MCSEs. And personaly, even being unemployed, I wouldnt wipe my ass with an A+ cert.

    I think in your case, someone is fucking with you. Maby its just some lowly worker bees having some fun, and maby your company is just evil. But I would be looking for a way out.

  25. Two words for you: "Well" and "Rounded" by LazloToth · · Score: 4, Insightful


    No set of skills meets every employer's wants. Particularly in view of the job exporting craze that is in full swing now, being able to COMMUNICATE in grammatically correct English gets you lots of points when you're an otherwise technically overweighted person. I went from technician to tech manager at a solid financial services company in four years because I could research projects, work up a presentation for execs and directors, and lead implementation. My boss took credit for my work for a long time, but eventually she was exposed. Wanna know what my credentials were before I landed that entry-level job? I had a BA in journalism/PR, 10 years of retail management, an MCSE, and a fairly good grasp of the bash shell. Be strong technically, yes - - but show that you're more than that. It will get you attention in this day and age when so many geeks can't put together a proper sentence.

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  26. The 'best' reason to get certs by Captain+McCrank · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the interest of full disclosure, I am a CCNA and a CISSP with a Bachelors in CS. Caveat Emptor.

    The big reason to get any cert is because you see a series of jobs that specifically state you need the cert AND you are underqualified for the position. The certs will get your foot in the door, but your personality has to get you the job. If you're qualified, certifications don't help or hurt- they're like a mole on your back that people will be aware of only when you tell them they exist.

    However, if you are targeting a company like Microsoft or Cisco for employment, get the certs! These companies are going to want to hire people that are:

    1. familiar with their solutions
    2. compentent/experienced enough for the position open
    Companies this large tend to want folks who can help dogfood their tools and improve them. Additionally, dogfooding means that you save these groups plenty of cash- A microsoft tester who knows java is probably going to loose a position to a tester with an MCAD- who will in turn design and implement MS-based solutions rather than trying to evangelize some Javabeans solution.

    I made the cert choices I did because I wanted to be in Information Security, I looked in some books and I decided I'd mirror the certs of the authors of these texts. The only thing left that I'd like to get in terms of a certification is an MCSD, but that's only if I am trying to get employed at Microsoft. If my next job is one that will be long term and give me the flexibility, then I'm going to target a Masters degree, because really, what's the point in getting another technical certification if I will acquire the experience that should equal an MCSD?

    Will I renew my certs? Probably only the CISSP. How else do you convey to people that are mystified by the shamanistic ways of Hackers that Yes, I am the guy that can help keep them out. A big fat badge on your chest that says 'CISSP' makes those who don't understand feel safe. A 'CCNA' badge? meh... networking equipment will only get easier to use- The days of the Network Engineering team are starting to fade. These guys will be blue collar and unionized in another 10 years.

  27. MENSA??? by ca1v1n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ummm... most people look at Mensa membership as an indication that you haven't come to terms with being beat up on the playground in school by kids who were dumber than you. I'd probably qualify for it, but even if it was free, and something posessed me to join, I sure as hell wouldn't put it on my resume. Every experienced employer knows that being smart is not a very good discriminator for job performance, beyond simple qualification.

    1. Re:MENSA??? by donutello · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. MENSA is an association of people who are insecure about their own intelligence and therefore seek the validation of others to tell them they are smart and arrogant enough to want to "distinguish themselves" from "the masses".

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    2. Re:MENSA??? by Artifex · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ummm... most people look at Mensa membership as an indication that you haven't come to terms with being beat up on the playground in school by kids who were dumber than you.


      When I was a little kid, I found some old Mensa Bulletins my parents had in a box of papers, and basically asked my mom why they didn't belong to the club for smart people, anymore. She related a story about how a Nobel-winning physicist (Polykarp Kusch?) came to the Dallas chapter in the late 60's/early 70's to speak at one meeting about his work, and was heckled by a bunch of members who thought they knew more about his field than he did. My parents got the obvious clue, and quit in disgust.

      The only benefit to me that I could see to joining Mensa right now would be if it gave me more of a chance at people-networking, to get another job. I have yet to be convinced, however, that these would be people I'd want to be buddies with at work.

      I know it's unfair to be prejudiced against them based upon my parents' experience, but I've also personally found that people who mention Mensa in their credentials not only tend to use it as padding but also often assume that people who don't belong to their club simply aren't as smart as they are - which looks suspiciously like more of the same arrogance I heard about when I was little.
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  28. If you're worried, do something else. by TheNarrator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I met a guy who had been working in tech for several years. He then lost his job and sent out 200 resumes. He didn't get a job and found himself competing against people with 20 years experience for jobs.
    He decided to give up on tech and lent some money out to open a liquor store. Now he makes tons of money, far more than he did in programming, and the work is easy. For instance, he went to Costco, bought $900 worth of Champagne and sold it for $5000 on New Years. He's putting in an underground cofee shop just like he did in his native Lithuania. Sorry guys, tech is a graveyard right now and unless you're really good you should explore other careers. If there's another dot.com boom come back but otherwise it isn't worth it.

  29. Market saturation and other factors by base_chakra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This query paraphrases the resurgent question in the IT world as to the relative value of technical certifications in today's market. Can anyone contest that IT/IS job market in Silicon Valley is worlds away from those in sparsely populated regions of the midwest? Bearing this in mind, surely we can't assign a universal value to any certification, so how can anyone definitively answer mckeefarley's question?

    I'd like to cite a couple of cases to illustrate this point further, in case it's helpful to anyone. My cousin and I work in related IT fields and we occasionally compare notes between our respective job markets. He possesses several major tech certs, including CCNA, MSCE, CNA, A+, Network+, et al. He reports that in San Diego, the IT job market is so competitive that many employers prequire MCSE certificaiton for Level 1 Help Desk positions. A November 2003 slashdot article addressed a similar sort of brass employment strategy.

    In other markets, a certain certification is assigned an unusually high value. In southwest Michigan, for example, the IBM AS/400 enjoyed great popularity for years. Regardless of how this came to be, it created a market that strongly favored certified AS/400 Professional System Administrators and certified RPG programmers, while those certified in competing UNIX platforms found the job market relatively thin.

    This unpredictability has caused me to favor certifications that don't expire (especially CompTIA's) whenever possible.

  30. First-Generation Americans Job Taken By His Father by transporter · · Score: 3, Funny

    First-Generation American's Job Taken By His Father

    READING, PA -- Miguel Martinez, 48, who immigrated to the U.S. 30 years ago, last week lost his leather-cutting job at GST AutoLeather, Inc. to his 66-year-old father Roberto. "I came to this country in 1974 to make a better life for my family," Martinez said Monday. "But in December, they moved the factory where I've been working for 22 years down to Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. I love my father, but that damn beaner stole my job." Martinez's $18-an-hour duties will now be performed by his father for $7 a day.

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  31. Get back to work by ubeans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take job that's related to your field. Any job. No matter how low the salary.

    I have been on the hiring end several times, and let me tell you that nothing looks worse on your resume than not working for a significant length of time, even if you're busy working on getting more certifications.

    If you can't find employment in your field, then start your own company and offer on-site network support for local businesses at a very low price. It might not earn you a lot of money, but you'll be gaining credibility as a self-directed, self-motivated go-getter and IMHO that's worth more in your resume then just piling up certifications.

    Good Luck.

  32. Dupe, or comment promotion? You decide... by utahjazz · · Score: 5, Informative

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  33. Skillz trump certs by ILL+Clinton · · Score: 2, Insightful
    When the economy sucks, the best way to increase your chances of making a living is by starting your own company. Then it doesn't matter what your certifications are, plus you'll not only be earning money for yourself but you'll also spread the wealth when you hire others.

    Then you can decide what kind of certs your employees will need to work for you.

    Also, expand your skills horizontally. That is, rather than continue to increase your specialization in one thing, learn some new skills that will compliment those you have. This will make you more valuable to prospective employers, and it will make you a better entrepeneur (if you start your own business.) So maybe instead of spending your money on new certs, spend it on a class that teaches you new skills.

    Beyond that, praying that congress extends unemployment another 6 months usually works for me.

  34. Well... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In my experience, a few years of experience plus several certifications is worth the few years of experience. I think a lot of companies are beginning to catch on to the fact that people can have a bunch of certifications and still be worthless when it comes to getting anything done. Not to berate those who have gone for certs, but they just don't translate into real world ability the way that actually doing it for a few years does. It's nice to have a few knowledge-based theories about why the network is slow as hell for everyone, but explainations generally take a back seat to getting it fixed.

    The reason most large companies do like to see college on your resume is that colleges don't sit you down and throw a bunch of info about one topic at you. Most colleges construct major requirements in such a way as to produce well-rounded individuals. While art history may not help you kill the network virus that's spreading through the corporate LAN, it does help you to a certain degree with other things, like social interaction. This comes in handy when you berate the idiot who brought his infected-all-to-hell laptop into work and plugged it into the LAN without telling anyone. This is why trade schools are helping less with finding work, and why college remains a good starting point for a resume.

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  35. Don't fool yourself by gclef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The relative cost of labor overseas has very little to do with currency exchange rates. It's all to do with the cost of living, and the expected standard of living in the area. That's why you'll see call centers moving to the middle of nowhere, 'cause people there don't expect $60k/year to answer phones. They're happy with $25k or less. The reason: the standard of living is lower out there, and the cost of living out there is lower. Extrapolate that out to a third world country, and you'll see why that same thinking leads to overseas workers...they're happy with the equivalent of $8k or so.

    Changing the exchange rate won't do a damned thing to stop offshoring. That's a complete red herring. The only thing that will effectively raise the price of offshoring is raising the standard of living and the cost of living in the countries that we're offshoring to. But that's hard, and won't happen quickly, so don't expect to see the economics of offshoring change anytime in the next few decades.

    1. Re:Don't fool yourself by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Exchange rates move a little each time that $8k salary is paid, as well as everytime you buy a Nokia phone, or other foreign made product. In the US we have (for the past 30 or 40 years) bought significantly more than we exported, but that is only half the story, a big part of our imports are oil related. What has kept things in balance (and even driven the dollar up) is that foreigners have generally wanted to invest in our financial products (equities, Treasury and Corporate debt, physical plants) this is what economists call the capital account, and has run a surplus (roughly balancing with the current accout deficit) until very recently after the bubble popped that cut some investment, but over the past year or so, money has been moving to europe because interest rates were significantly higher. The exception to this is Asian exporting countries that wish to prolong their export growth, who have been buying financial products here (mostly Treasury debt) if they stop, the dollar will fall significantly (bringing those $25k salaries a whole lot closer to the $8k salary (in dollar terms).
      Business follows things in trends, and just like railroads, the internet, Japan, and many other huge changes, there will be significant production developed there, but right now it is a bubble and it will pop eventually. The good news is that this will significantly reduce the excitemet assocated with India, the bad news is that something like 90% of the investmet in a bubble change occurs after it pops (just at a much slower rate).

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    2. Re:Don't fool yourself by chewmanfoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I work for a rather large IT Services company in a call center in North Texas, USA. My company has just opened a big call center in Hydrobad, India, employing ~30 technicians at ~5$ per hour. We are told that new hires in India will be paid for by attrition in the states (we can hire 4 of them for the cost of one of us, and their real estate rates and costs of training are significantly lower, as well). Analysis done by bigwigs at my company projects this disparity to remain for at least a decade. I find it interesting that they do in fact see the end of it in my lifetime.

      But, given my corrent position in the company, I don't see a problem with waiting it out and staying in IT. New hires, however, should consider this climate extremely hazardous. One bright spot: individuals with highly specialized backgrounds can find work in the states more easily. It would be difficult to hire and train an engineer in Hydrobad to build wireless networks, for example, so companies like Motorola, when they recover, will likely seek candidates here in the states.

  36. Re:Hang in there.. by n4vu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have to view certifications as neutral. While reviewing thousands of resumes in the course of screening hundreds of candidates for clients over the past three (lean) years, one trend is clear: employers are hiring for work history, not certifications. I even had one manager tell me not to bother sending him anyone with more certificates than years of experience.

    People who have the work experience might better take the time they would have spent cramming for certs, and spend it in developing a really door-opening resume, full of accomplishments, as opposed to just job descriptions.

    The question a hiring manager tries to answer in the first 20 seconds of viewing a resume is, "what can this person do for me," not "what were this person's job descriptions."

  37. Better Advice - Cover Letter by snatchitup · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the time to time that I look for new jobs. One thing has become more and more important than anything else.

    Conver Letters Count More Than You Think. Especially Applying Online!!!!

    It gets boring writing a different one for each position, but you have to. If the advertise position doesn't give enough info, then you need to get crazy!.

    I think if you took my 4 boldest cover letters (typically written after then 5th Sam Adams) during job hunts, I got responses on 3 out of 4.

    Anything else, just wouldn't do.

    And I mean it. Drink some beers, smoke some weed. Do whatever it takes to lift yourself up into a different state of being with the Universe, and bang out some sh$%t story as to how the company can't afford not to hire you!

    Expose a little passion!

    1. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by snatchitup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrote the parent message having a little bit of wine, as I'm also currently trouble-shooting some issues with a software upgrade that took place last night. I am having a few glasses of St. Frances Cabernet Sauv.

      With regards to my comments on drinking/smoking...

      These are tools. Very powerful tools when used sparingly and infrequently. Do not use these tools as an escape. Though, I must say. You are probably very stressed out. Drinking to help you get some sleep is a good thing. But there's one thing you need to not neglect in stressful times...

      Exercise... Do it. Or the stress will take years from your life.

  38. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let me let you in on something.. a certification means nothing but that you can pass a test.

    I want people that have good troubleshooting skills. I dont give a rats ass if they know that the boot and system partitions of a NTFS install are named backwards because of morons at microsoft.

    I dont care if they have a Cisco certification, I care that they have enough troubleshooting skills to find the correct answer with the tools they are given.

    Expierience and troubleshooting skills mean 10,000% more than any worthless paper that says you know some obscure terminology and concepts that are 100% worthless in the real world.

    BTW, I did go get sertified after I was hired, because the company paid for it,I let all of it lapse as over 50% of the information needed to pass a certification test is worthless. (This is MCSE, A++, N++ and Cisco... the Novell one is really worth something, but almost nobody uses novell anymore)

    I have a team that can solve problems and create correct solutions 80% faster than the best that corperate has in their NOC and IT department at corperate headquarters, we are always answering questions for them and was nominated into the circle of success 2 years in a row and all members have recieved many awars for excellence.

    If you come to me with expierience, I look at that, I could care less about certifications as I have found them to be worthless indicators of skill. show me what you can do, pieces of paper you bought do not impress me.

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  39. And talk to your friends by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Including just casual friends. See if any of them know anyone in a company that is hiring. Doesn't need to be in the same department even. Have your friend introduce you to the guy they know in the company, then try and get that guy to talk to the person in charge of hiring for the job you want. That should at least get you an interview.

    You'd be supprised who some of your friends happen to know. They probably never mentioned it since it didn't seem relivant, but if you ask you can find out.

    And personal recommendations go a looooooong way. Even if people don't know that it influences their decision making, it does. It makes you stand out and turns you form just another person to someone they kind of feel like they know.

    Just about every job I've ever gotten has been in part because someone I know knew someone that did the hiring.

  40. IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the 14 or so years I've worked in I.T. (in various capacities, ranging from a tech. behind the counter in a small "mom and pop" store, to support specialist in a multi-company corporate environment, to freelance consulting, to on-site service companies), I've run into the whole spectrum of "computer professionals".

    Almost without exception, the highest paid of them didn't correlate with the most knowledgeable of them.

    Also, finding a correlation between having multiple certs. and being "better than the other I.T. guys" at performing their job was difficult. Quite frankly, some of the "best and brightest" I.T. people I've ever run across weren't certified in anything at all. They simply worked with the stuff "hands on" for years and years, learning the facts that really matter, without the "fluff" and largely useless theory that comes with the certs. (If you get your MCSE for example, much of it will test your ability to construct a complete LAN/server infrastructure that best meets the needs of a group of hypothetical users. That's all well and good, but it's utterly useless 99% of the time. How often do you get hired on with your MCSE to build a network and infrastructure for a company from the ground up?? If they're hiring, it's because they already HAVE that set up and they need help administering it! You simply don't have to concern yourself with all the small details of why everything was set up. In fact, your MCSE knowledge might well tell you things are designed poorly - but trying to change that upsets some office politics and then you're booted out the door.)

    What I guess I'm getting at is - the MOST VALUABLE thing you can have on your side is KNOWING PEOPLE. Make connections! A good friend who has some hiring power in a company that needs another computer guy is worth 10 certifications. Looking back on it now, I believe every job I ever had was at least partially due to knowing somebody. (Heck, even my very first job doing telemarketing for a carpet cleaners was obtained because a good friend's girlfriend already worked there, and told me they had openings if I was interested. Then, she put in a good word or two for me - and I was hired.)

    1. Re:IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, to be honest,it often irks me too. I see lots of positions get filled with some real morons, all because they had connections.

      But this is human nature and it's never gonna change. When you interview with someone you'll be directly working with if hired, you can count on the fact that they're trying to figure out if they like your personality. Since I've rarely held a "management" title, I haven't done lots of interviewing - but I've been asked to do a few of them before. The people I turned away were often rejected because I just couldn't get a feel of who they really were. They were so busy trying to impress me with their knowledge, and fake an excessive level of interest in anything I said that I just didn't feel like I had any idea how they'd be to work with on a daily basis.

      Putting this to the test with my last job, I went to the interview with a very casual attitude about the whole thing. I did say that I was excited about the company and really liked what they were doing - but this was the truth. I didn't candy-coat things and spout fake compliments. The interviewer actually seemed a bit uncomfortable at first, realizing this was going more like a chat between old friends than an interview.... but you know what? He called me back the next day, wanting to talk some more over lunch - and I was offered the job.

  41. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 2, Informative
    After 10 months unemployed, I managed to get hired for a job that required A+ certification (which I don't have, as I've never bothered getting certs) on the strength of my bachelors in CS, my 15+ years of experience, and my answers to several "how would you handle this?" questions. But I still had to promise during the interview that I would take the A+ test and pass it, within 6 months of hire. I stifled a sarcastic "Would you like to take the GED test, too?" and simply assured them it would not be a problem.

    But I won't be putting this cert on my resume (I don't intend to stay here any longer than I have to), for the same reason I don't mention that I was vice president of the senior class in high school: it wouldn't impress the kinds of people I want to work for, and it would distract from my actual qualifications.

  42. Easy Tests are EXACTLY the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting


    > Makes you more well rounded and it's 4 easy tests.

    This is exactly why the tech certs are little better than ass-wiping paper in many cases.

    Any test that is easy (in the tech field) is inherently worthless. It means nothing to the prospective employer since any monkey could pass it. It means nothing to the applicant because the job applicant queue is... full of monkeys who passed it.

    Easy tests are only useful to companies who get paid to train for and deliver said tests.

  43. Lie by Ridgelift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget actually getting certified, just put every certification you think will impress on your resume, with dates showing that you've had 'em for years. After submitting your resumes for a couple of weeks and you _still_ don't have any job interviews lined up, I think you'll arrive at the answer to your question yourself.

    The job market is tough. I saw the writing on the wall years ago, and decided to go it alone and start my own business. Companies like to hire consultants, even if they're $100.00/hr because they don't have to pay benefits, and they can let 'em go when the job's done.

    I think a stack of business cards, membership in a local toastmasters group and making the rounds at local business networking groups goes a lot further than any piece of paper you have.

  44. Three experiences - Not very helpful, I'd guess by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I work at a small company doing all the IT stuff, and all the graphic design (which is 95% of my job).

    I don't have formal training in either. I got the job because at the time, I was willing to work for not alot of $$$, I was a quick study, and the person who was currently doing it had absolutely no idea.

    It's 3 years later, I'm still working there. The $$$ still isn't great, but I have a job forever if I want it. I've learned a pile of stuff, and more every day. We are slowly and steadily growing and expanding into new markets.

    A recent freind of mine work(ed) in the same field (graphic art) for over 30 years. He made the mistake of trying to be a 'one man band', in areas that he was not very good at (recording studio, DJ, Video, etc.)

    He lost his shirt, and his sanity.

    He was appling for jobs in his 'real' field and was told by the HR person that there were over 300 applicants with similar qualifications, but less experience (fresh new Graphic Art students). All these people, and no jobs.

    He now lives in northern Minnesota, trying to get his life together.

    My longtime pal (25 years out of 32) is working for a larger nonprofit as a Network Admin. He went to school to be a psycologist, quit 2 weeks before he graduated, and got a job at the U of M in the IT department.

    He didn't have any formal training either. He now has a few certs under his belt, and has an entire room full of old PCs, Sparcs and Macs that he messes with at home and takes the experience to work.

    We were discussing the irony of us having jobs, while there are people who would blow us away in the certification/experience dept. He thought we just happened to be at the right place at the right time. We both read /., and are well aware of how lucky we are to be working in fields where there are more qualified people sitting at home watching a Sci-Fi Twilight Zone marathon.

    I guess my advice would be to screw the certs, leave some stuff off your resume, and try something at a tangent to your experience or something not at all related.

    Move to a smaller town, and look at smaller companies .(I live in rural Minnesota, and although I'd make more $$$ doing the same job in the Cities, I would also be competing with a huge population of more experienced people for the same job.)

    One thing I've often thought about is how /. has an impressive amount of smart people that are unemployed, and if they all worked together on something, they would be a force to be reckoned with. Perhaps a 'distributed' start-up of some kind - I would think that the OS community would be knowlegable in working with widely located people.

    Like I said, not very helpful. I'm just a musician who got lucky.

  45. Re:Only one problem with that..... by be-fan · · Score: 2, Informative
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  46. Re:Dupe, or comment promotion? You decide... by mckeefarley · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry you took offense, but this question has been troubling me for some weeks now, and I didn't get many responses to the original post, so I felt it needed a little more exposure. Now I can look over all these responses and make a more educated decision. Thanks Slashdot surfers! :)

  47. Entrepreneur by torklugnutz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Start your own company. Sell your services to small businesses that need them, but not full time. Hire your own people, ride their asses for certs. You'll be making plenty of money and have job security. Just undercut your competition's hourly rate. You should still be able to get $90 an hour. Sell contracts to people who don't want to pay that much, but make them buy 2 discounted hours a month as part of the contract. Maybe charge them $75.

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  48. Sometimes certs make the difference by Brx77924 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A+ of all things is what got me my last job. My whole department was outsourced, and the incoming company was under obligation to take a few of the old techs in.

    Men with a decade more experience were passed over for the two people with an otherwise worthless A+.

    My state (Minnesota) will pay for certifications and training to assist the unemployed. If yours does too, you've got nothing to loose.

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  49. Re:You're wrong by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Business or English.

    CS + Business is a good combo because PHBs need someone to cut through all the tech BS that their techies push at them and then dumb it down to their level. If your into Design Patterns think of yourself as a techie PHB Adapter :)

    If you don't care too much for business then go for a minor in English. No matter what career path you end up going down, knowing how to read and write (and do it well) will be useful.

  50. in past 2 weeks huge expansion in job market by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So I'd say your chances of getting a fulltime job soon just improved 10,000% - now I'm actually getting daily contacts from HR departments and headhunters, and have 2 job offers I soon have to act on......so what I'm saying is don't spend the money for renewing your certs just yet, get a job, maybe the employer forks out for it, or maybe you decide if it's then worthwhile for you to spend money on yourself.

  51. Re:Lawyers and certifications by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

    I recently read that the 1-million mark had been passed for lawyers in the US. I think the surplus of lawyers is to blame for the sue-happy americans, which, of course, increases the demand for lawyers. Chicken, meet egg.

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  52. It does not really mater by thype · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I lost all of my CISCO certification in October. I have been way to busy to take the test, and could really give two shites. I work on networking equipment everyday. I already proved I can be certified, as I was. Why keep it up to date, unless you are talking years later.

    When we hire someone, we never take certification as the be all of what someone is technically capable of. I know many people with MS, LINUX, CISCO, etc certification. They know nothing. What they do kn ow is how to study and take a test. 2 years later and they are still not that good. Do to that, they are alwats lookinh for a job.

    I would keep up the the technology and changes, and wait down the road to waste the money. Unless someone is going to pay and, and all bills, to get recertified.

  53. No, they are not always hiring. by Tangurena · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Having spent 11 of the last 13 months unemployed, I can tell you that WalMart is not hiring folks over 25. At least the stores near where I live in Denver. The only folks hired were teens and low 20s. I would much rather push shopping carts back into the store, or stock shelves, than sit on my couch, waiting for an interview, or waiting for the unemployment check to arrive. Every IT job I do get an interview for has 200-1000 other resumes that I competed with, and I usually end up in the top 20 of them all. How does the saying go? Second place is only the first loser?

    My advice to the original poster is to let the certs expire. Nursing your remaining cash is far more important. There were too many idiots that paid $5k-$10k for some Boot Camp where they were spoon fed the answers to the cert exams. That burnt most employers out on certifications.

  54. It's not what you can do.... It's who you know. by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is a true statement, however unfair or bad you think it is. I got my current job because my dad was friends with the director of human resources of where I work (same church). So I got my foot in the door there. He didn't just give me the job, but with out that contact I probably wouldn't have been considered. I was contacted by a family friend about my next job opportunity. He also went to our church and was president of a company. They were looking, but I like where I was more. So really most of my opportunities and even side jobs are because of family friends, church members or people I've known.

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  55. how about resume selection? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2

    How about the first step of recruitment: resume selection? How do you go about doing that? Who selects the candidates: you or HR? I think a lot of people with problems, including me, get stuck on the first step. We don't even get selected for interviews. Once you get an interview, then it isn't a big deal. You either know it or you don't. I always find the first step the most difficult. I'm sure many others here feel the same way.

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  56. Re:You're wrong by ciggieposeur · · Score: 2, Informative

    But don't speak for all CS majors; this one is doing just fine.

    My work history is similar. I co-op'd in 05/99, graduated in 05/00, and became a *very good* developer since then inside IBM. I had consistent raises, and was making 50% more than my starting salary and kept working hard right on through the DotBomb as my friends exhausted their unemployment; my final salary was equivalent to a ChemE with twice my work experience (I know one, we compared). My layoff was due entirely to a personal beef with my last micro-manager. I had two other managers ready to pick me back up but I decided to accept the generous severance package. I know I could get another (good) job with my skillset, and could probably even last a good 10-15 years.

    But.

    Let's talk about what grown-up industries do, like mechanical, civil, and chemical engineering. Student chapters exist at all the universities, *big* corporations commit lots of money not only on college recruiting but also internships, luncheons, and raising awareness. At my local school for ChemE, $20 dues in AIChE gets you access to 12 luncheons/year with some really big names. You get your money back on the first meal, actually. Then there are several national design competitions that you can get to for about $100+food (the corporate sponsors cover the hotel, dues, and most of the flight). And inside the school, there's always a strong bond between upperclass students tutoring the freshman/sophmores.

    All this is for *undergraduate students* who can still drop out anytime! I've *never* seen that kind of attention devoted to the fields of software design, development, or engineering. Nor have any of my Old Skool IBM friends. Some were around doing real work on the mainframes through the 80's, others have worked with HP and Sun. (No DECers alas.)

    To continue though, the grown-up industries have annual salary surveys, work satisfaction reports, employer critiques, and research opportunities galore. Computer Science has ACM (which has been *dead* on most of the campuses I've been to), a big taboo inside the industry for discussing wages, terrible overtime compensation, and hardly any big-dollar *software* research outside the games sub-industry, Los Alamos, and a handful of universities. (Hardware research is still funded, but those are Computer Engineering/Electrical Engineering degrees.)

    This is what I mean by grown-up industry. If you lost your job right now, you'd be tossed into a pool of business and communications majors looking for work, and you'd really have no place to start in the well-established job search circles. Your local unemployment office might not even have a job title that matches your skills. Software architect? Software engineer? Network troubleshooter? System administrator? When you apply for a job, your technical skills would have to match *very closely* to it's listed requirements to get an interview. And I do mean CLOSE: like "JSP" instead of "JavaServer Pages" because it's a wildcard filter. And you can ask your friends for help, but between July and December no one is hiring full-time so networking won't get you far.

    OTOH, if my brother (who is a ChemE) lost his job, he would have places to go. Employers routinely post their engineering positions to AIChE's site, the unemployment office would know how to place him, and if all else fails he could just apply for those government positions that require a Professional Engineering license. (Note: license, not certification: it takes five years understudy and a battery of tests to get it.)

    I don't see Computer Science ever reaching this point. Which is a real shame, because there's plenty for us to do before we have Star Trek-like AI. Instead, companies are abandoning the CS major via outsourcing just at the moment they should be pushing for it to get past adolescence. We could see a university program offer students a rigorous education in creating quality production-ready code ("Software Engineering") in any lan