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Fermi Lab Compromised by Pirate

tttonyyy writes "The US Department of Energy sounded a full scale alert after machines were compromised at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, according to this BBC article. It turns out that the hacker was a student using the machines to download and store music and movies."

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  1. Education/Resach network by tr0llb4rt0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    used to store MP3's and DIVX's.

    Shock Horror ...

    Now if he'd accessed the controls for particle accelerator and was able to spin it up then thats news. :-D

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    1. Re:Education/Resach network by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      It does not even sound like he cracked into anything. He just downloaded some files where as normally he shouldn't be able too.

      In otherwords, he cracked out not in.

      And the lab being compromised??? Puhleeze. I guess they need more funding. (or in the spirit of "No Child Left Behind"...less)

    2. Re:Education/Resach network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA you twerp

    3. Re:Education/Resach network by PYves · · Score: 4, Funny

      In relation to the title of this article, it would also be news if an actual pirate (eyepatch and wooden leg included) had compromised the lab, since pirates are really cool. Yarrrrrr.

    4. Re:Education/Resach network by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I could be worse. It could have been the work of a ninja pirate!

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  2. Hacker's download list by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    On the hacker's download list:

    The China Syndrome

    re*ac*tor by Neil Young

    Duke Nukem Platinum Edition

    Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al

    The Atomic Cafe

    Everyone's favorite video clip of Janet Jackson's right breast

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    1. Re:Hacker's download list by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny
      * re*ac*tor by Neil Young
      Let the guy go! He's suffered enough!
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    2. Re:Hacker's download list by Chris-the+dude · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fermilab actually does not do nuclear energy research(or at least they don't advertise it). They are mainly concerned with research surrounding their giant particle accelerator - like discovery and research of subatomic particles. I know because I've seen it.

    3. Re:Hacker's download list by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 5, Funny

      And somewhere, there is a hacker feverishly writing a visualization plugin for WinAmp to make use of that particle accelerator to make some really bitchin diplays.

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    4. Re:Hacker's download list by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea of how slow the data transmission rate is through the neutrino beam under Wisconsin to Minnesota? There is plenty of time to write a plugin before enough data will be ready for any display.

    5. Re:Hacker's download list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there's no nuclear energy work at Fermilab, no nuclear weapons programme, and no classified material.

  3. Old news? by iapetus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Um. This happened in 2002 according to the article. I think we've missed the boat on this one... the actual new information is the sentence handed down to the culprit.

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    1. Re:Old news? by Aneurysm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm actually a student at Exeter University and this IS old news. It was a big thing back in September in all the local and student newspapers. Plus the article is slightly misleading, as he wasn't a University student when the attack was committed, something the University is keen to point out.

    2. Re:Old news? by HiggsBison · · Score: 1

      Yeah. By now we should be hearing about piracy at a National Brake Laboratory, or a National Clutch Laboratory, or a National Gearshift Lever Laboratory, or something. Or the National Wiper/Washer Stalk Laboratory at the very least. Arrrgh.

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    3. Re:Old news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the sentencing which is the NEW news (that's confusing...), the fact he was caught hacking is old news. Shows how slow the Courts actually work.

  4. Dept. of Entertainment facility by Gyan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The kid could have picked a less prominent host to save money on a hard drive.

    Given that he probably did it for the self-boast rather than space, he should be roasted.

    1. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Roasted?

      Oh, you're a judge then?

    2. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh, you're a judge then?"

      I would think he is an Emeril fan. Roasted with garlic *BAM*... Mmmm Mmmmmm...

    3. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by leerpm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More than likely, he probably did not even know that the computer was government owned, or that it was that important. He probably was just a script kiddie who was looking for a fast remote host, to share out movies.

    4. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Gyan · · Score: 1

      The Fermi lab is located online at fnac.GOV

    5. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he got so excited over his newfound high-speed open share that in the excitement he forgot to do a reverse lookup on the IP :/

      Or maybe he didn't care. He probably has lists and lists of owned IPs that he hasn't gotten caught on (yet), so why should yet-another-random-IP be any different? Well, I guess he knows why now!

    6. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > he probably did not even know that the computer was government owned

      Considering every machine at the lab has a hostname with a .gov suffix, that either speaks poorly of this lad's intelligence, or is not the case.

    7. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "www.fnal.gov", not "www.fnac.gov".

    8. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by phorm · · Score: 1

      Unless he wasn't resolving hostnames from IP's

    9. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Considering every machine at the lab has a hostname with a .gov suffix

      Assuming every machine at the lab was assigned a globally-visible hostname, that is. Is there really any reason why referencing workstations solely by IP address wouldn't be sufficient from them?

    10. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by tunabomber · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given that he probably did it for the self-boast rather than space, he should be roasted.

      Are you sure? My guess is that it was a trap so he could roast someone else...

      RIAA Goon: There! In the supercollider building- that's where the IP address of the machine with the illegal content is...

      The goons enter the compound and proceed down a corridor when they reach a thick door with a sign on it.

      MPAA Goon: It says "Entering Accelerator Core- Danger: High Velocity Neutrons and Gamma Rays".

      RIAA Goon: Who the hell does this kid think he is? He can't fool us! We'll stuff so many lawsuits down his pants that his piss won't hit the floor when he wets his titey-whiteys!

      |-|a> sees the goons on the security camera display on his screen, then opens up a terminal and types:

      root@fermi1.fnal.gov:~ #cat /dev/urandom > /dev/particleaccelerator


      MPAA Goon: It's got to be around here somewhere...

      low rumble, which increases in pitch...

      RIAA Goon: What's that sound?

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    11. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by j0n4th4nb34r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      considering he is now an undergraduate studying computer science i should imagine he probably wasn't a script kiddie

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    12. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by funkbrain · · Score: 1
      ...he probably did not even know that the computer was government owned...


      I doubt it. The following notice is displayed upon login on every Gov't-owned computer at FNAL.

      NOTICE TO USERS

      This is a Federal computer (and/or it is directly connected to a
      Fermilab local network system) that is the property of the United
      States Government. It is for authorized use only. Users (autho-
      rized or unauthorized) have no explicit or implicit expectation
      of privacy.

      Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may
      be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected,
      and disclosed to authorized site, Department of Energy and law
      enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other
      agencies, both domestic and foreign. By using this system, the
      user consents to such interception, monitoring, recording, copy-
      ing, auditing, inspection, and disclosure at the discretion of
      authorized site or Department of Energy personnel.

      Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in admin-
      istrative disciplinary action and civil and criminal penalties.
      By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of
      and consent to these terms and conditions of use. LOG OFF IMME-
      DIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this
      warning.

      Fermilab policy and rules for computing, including appropriate
      use, may be found at http://www.fnal.gov/cd/main/cpolicy.html
    13. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Yes. 299 792 458 m/s is very fast.

      And not only should it be fast, IT'S THE LAW

      (m/s being meters/second for anybody who hasn't already gotten the joke

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    14. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are too many machines to remember each IP address. One could write software to look up these IP address based on some handle... interestingly enough that has already been done (uhhh....)

      Every machine at Fermilab has a hostname.

    15. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Considering every machine at the lab has a hostname with a .gov suffix,"

      Now now, I'm sure there are still two or three in there with a .cn suffix...

    16. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That aint no joke, that's needless physics wankery!

    17. Re:Dept. of Entertainment facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? We get people with undergraduate degrees from reasonably respectable universities that have serious problems with such complex structures as linked lists.

      I only wish I was kidding.

  5. Get a bigger hard drive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    There's got to be a better use for that kind of skill. ;)

  6. This is dangerous. by Samuel+Duncan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    An attacker who comprises Fermi Lab's systems has usually also access to the control of the large hadron collider they have there.
    A manipulation can destroy important experiments. Even worse, they can't be sure whether the hacker has tampered the collider data. So they have to repeat all experiments from the last weeks.
    Furthermore the hacker can do more than just tampering data. Indeed it can overload the collider resulting in an explosion. This would set off a cloud of toxic material threatening the surrounding villages.

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    1. Re:This is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not True. I work at IT another accelerator lab in the US, and the control network is on an entirely different network firewalled off, MAC restricted, etc. Even the software engineers responsible for the control system have to be wired behind the firewall.

      On a not unrelated note, we have been hacked several times by people uploading movies, MP3s, etc. The system was never rebuilt and the files were simply deleted. In general accelerator labs are not staffed for the super-anal security that you would expect (to say nothing of the number of MP3s, etc. that legitimate users have on the server)...

    2. Re:This is dangerous. by vijayiyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article isn't very specific about the level of access he had gained. I'm guessing the classified information was firewalled off from the network which he broken into for its internet bandwidth. At the very least, I'd expect (false hope?) that the actual particle accelerator controls aren't accessible from any internet-connected computer.

    3. Re:This is dangerous. by Vann_v2 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the Hadron Collider has access to the internet, for, you know, when it gets hungry and decides to order some pizza.

    4. Re:This is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who would put such a system on the net should be jailed from neglagence. I am so tired of hearing about Sensitive systems that have no business being accessable through the net getting compromised. I would rather see a spammer go to jail then a kid.

    5. Re:This is dangerous. by simp · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you have been smoking, but it must be pretty good shit...

      On a more serious note: I think (I hope..) that they have an airgap as a firewall between the outside world and the machines that do the actual work.

    6. Re:This is dangerous. by rlowe69 · · Score: 1

      Furthermore the hacker can do more than just tampering data. Indeed it can overload the collider resulting in an explosion. This would set off a cloud of toxic material threatening the surrounding villages.

      Indeed, that sounds very dangerous. They ought to secure their computer systems, eh?

      People are quick to blame the hacker/cracker/script kiddie but that's the easy way out. If companies and organizations don't take security seriously, a dangerous incident like this could happen.

      But who cares, right? We can always just blame the cracker AFTER THE FACT. That's just absurd. We need to concentrate more on preventing these incidents. Increasing the level of punishment will only make the hacks more risky and attractive to extreme personalities.

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    7. Re:This is dangerous. by shoppa · · Score: 4, Informative
      There is no classified information at Fermilab. Phsycial security has been stepped up since 9/11 but there's no bombs built there, just some mildly radioactive metal in the beamline and lots of little radioactive sources for testing/calibration.

      That's not to say that massive damage/downtime can't be done by breaking into the right machines.

    8. Re:This is dangerous. by dabadab · · Score: 0

      Jesus, it's you again.
      I have just countered your
      recent troll, and you still keep on churning out your BS.

      "An attacker who comprises Fermi Lab's systems has usually also access to the control of the large hadron collider they have there."

      Yeah, because an attack on the lab happens that often and the controller is right on the internet, of course!
      Please, shut up.

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    9. Re:This is dangerous. by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not always the case. the Muskegon Michigan water filtration plant has it's control computers on the network that has internet access so the paranoid supervisor can PC anywhere to spy on his employees. they have been infected several times with random viruses and trojans only because the idiot in charge of the plant wont listen to experts that that kind of stuff needs to be isolated.

      one medium skilled cracker could easily cause insane damage/havoc by getting into those systems.

      does the management care? nope. and if this is for a important thing like a water filtration plant, there is a very GOOD chance that their "critical" systems are just as open.

      Important systems need to be disconnected completely. there is no reason to read your email or surf the net on the control Pc's.

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    10. Re:This is dangerous. by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the Hadron Collider has access to the internet, for, you know, when it gets hungry and decides to order some pizza.

      If it's not there in 30 femto-seconds, is it free?

    11. Re:This is dangerous. by Dan+Yocum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no "classified" information at Fermilab, other than payroll information, HR documents, etc. It's a purely scientific, basic energy laboratory.

    12. Re:This is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not call him by his true name

    13. Re:This is dangerous. by TopherC · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's funny that the article made so many claims about how firecely the DoE closed things down at the lab, and how they oversee nuclear weapons and such. Yes, Fermilab is funded by the DoE, and so they fall under the same rules for terrorist paranoia. But the lab has an extremely small amount of radioactive material on site. Mostly it's just small check sources and such for testing detectors. There are some slightly stronger sources for testing calorimeters, and I think there's even a tiny amount of Uranium, but not even close to a critical mass of the stuff. They do not have a nuclear reactor on site. No weapons research is being done there, only particle physics with the accellerator with a bit of astrophysics and neutron therapy on the side.

      Fermilab has really been suffering from tighter restrictions since 9/11. They have a lot of community outreach programs, but these days it's not as easy for the public to visit the lab. They still can, but have to jump through a hoop or two. It's really too bad. It used to be completely open, and folks would often be seen fishing, hiking the prairie, or watching the geese and buffalo.

      As for "confidential" material that a hacker could access -- The experiments are publicly funded and the data is all, technically, publicly available. But in practice the data from the various experiments is generally kept somewhat secure just so that physicists on competing experiments have a hard time "stealing" the data. But honestly, in order to make any sense at all of this kind of data you'll need a hundred people with an intimate knowledge of the experiment spending a few years on analysis. All experimental results are published in journals and are freely available on the web.

      As for tampering with the data, well that's possible but to influence anything you'd have to be impossibly clever and hack systematic changes into tens of TB of raw data, which would require figuring out how it's packed, what it all means, and knowing enough physics to search for events and adjusting things accordingly. For any single individual, that's just impossible.

      As for controlling the accellerator, that's ridiculous too. First of all, there is a lot of analog electronics controlling the thing in addition to the computers, and it requires a sizeable team of scientists to operate. I'm sure that someone could cause troubles if they wanted, but never any damage. The worst that could happen is for a magnet in the Tevatron to overheat and no longer superconduct. When that happens the magnet boils off a lot of liquid helium as a protective measure, and the beam wrecks into the sides of the beampipe. This happens every few weeks anyway, without the help of hackers. There is nothing dangerous you could do with the beam, aside from entering the tunnel and sticking your head near it. And to do that you have to cleverly defeat all the interlocks. I've even seen a curious colony of ants trip the interlocks, shutting down the accellerator for a couple hours.

      The lab is big on security simply because it's funded by the DoE. There's no other good reason for it. It DOES tend to be a target for hackers because they have lots of computers, mostly running Linux (with pockets of AIX, IRIX, Solaris, OSF1, and VMS), and (forgive me) the computing staff really means well but often screws up. Nothing is a "decision", it's always a "policy". They have gone with Kerberos and some crypto-card thing which is entirely insecure. They must have known about the possible exploits of the crypto-card system years ago, as I knew someone who figured out a couple (very easily) and were trying to let the Fermilab computing group know about it in the best way. I think the blame lies in trying to keep telnet ports open for people who need to log in remotely from computers running Windows that do not have an SSH client installed.

    14. Re:This is dangerous. by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a not unrelated note, we have been hacked several times by people uploading movies, MP3s, etc. The system was never rebuilt and the files were simply deleted.

      Evil solution: Take MP3s, DivXs, etc.; modify them to include very badly 'hidden' steganographic information that looks like it came from terrorists. Replace originals. Wait for uploaders to download them again. Anonymously tip-off FBI that said h4x0r may be involved in terrorism. FBI search their hard drives, shit hits the fan.

      Step 3- Profit! Oh, hang on- that's the one thing you *don't* get out of this method.

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    15. Re:This is dangerous. by SteveHanson · · Score: 2, Informative

      First off, thanks for writing this. I used to be the lead of the UNIX admin team at FERMILAB quite a few years ago. The people who've been writing all this drivel need to remember that FERMI has fewer "secrets" to hide from people than just about any small business has. Oh they have a lot of stuff that one team of scientists would just as soon the others didnt' see till they publish it, but nothing classified.

      As to taking over the accelerator (lets just ignore the fact that the Hadron collider is on a different continent and not running yet) - You've obviously never watched a whole bunch of particle physicists spend a week trying to get something resembling a usable beam out of the accelerator. It's not like there's a "destroy the world" button on a web site. And trust me, that stuff isn't Internet accessible.

      I also don't think that people understand that computer security at a site of this type is a continual battle over the security=1/convenience rule. The physicist-users want convenience. The computing staff wants security - it's pretty much like anywhere else. I was still having arguments with experimenters who didn't want to have passwords while I was there. I'm sure it's only somewhat better now.

      You have to remember that FERMILAB is much more like a graduate school in many ways than it is a secure classified site.

    16. Re:This is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      second.. All in favor?

    17. Re:This is dangerous. by Phillip+Birmingham · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The biggest threat to humans from Fermilab is that someone will steal another chunk of slightly radioactive copper from the hot dump and sell it off-site. Scrap dealers in the area are on the look-out for that, though -- last time it happened, the dealer called the lab.

      If someone got into the beam control sytems, they could cost a lot of money, but even then, I seriously doubt they could harm anybody on-site, let alone in the surrounding communities.

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    18. Re:This is dangerous. by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1

      I read through all the computer policy crap that Fermilab has when I got my computer account there (worked on the CDF experiment a tad). It is their policy that no computers that control systems which could cause personal or environmental harm are connected to the internet. Further, any computer being used to write software that controls these systems can not be connected to the internet.

      As others have already pointed out, there is no classified information at Fermilab. It is research done to expand human knowledge, and everything learned there is made public.

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    19. Re:This is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for the tip

    20. Re:This is dangerous. by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1

      And I suppose you would be just fine with Al-Qaeda knowing the mass of the K*-meson to four significant digits?

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    21. Re:This is dangerous. by shoppa · · Score: 1

      :-). My experiment at Fermilab was the magnetic moment of the Sigma+ meson.

    22. Re:This is dangerous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Highly doubt that you are anything but a script kiddie wannabe. and I'll bet you $1000.00 that you cant even figure out the domain name or even the first 2 numbers of the subnet it is on.

      Lumpy is right though, 99% of the time.. poor security is the fault of management and their utter stupidity.

  7. Not put in jail?! by seidleroniman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Judge Andrew Goymer decided against sending McElroy behind bars as he had not accessed classified material on the network and had not intended to cause harm." This is quoted from the article, but in my opinion, I dont care what your intentions are, you hack into a place like that you should be thrown in jail even if its just to show everyone else how serious you are.

    1. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why is a place like that connected to the Internet, anyway?

    2. Re:Not put in jail?! by savagedome · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Its not about the intentions but the fact that what he did was not right. We even punish juveniles with the idea of making them realize the difference between right/wrong and this guy is 19.

      Not that I support RIAA but the idea of them going after people sharing/downloading copyrighted material is the right thing. Their tactics might be questionable but that is a different point.

    3. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I dont care what your intentions are"

      You think a judge should ignore motive and circumstance?

      Should abortion and manslaughter should be capital crimes IYO?

    4. Re:Not put in jail?! by MoogMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hehe, kinda like the defense "Yeah, I broke into the house but hey, I didnt steal anything so I dont deserve to be classed as a 'proper criminal'". Bollocks, you're a criminal.

    5. Re:Not put in jail?! by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 4, Informative

      Instead he ends up doing community service. Exeter is about half an hour from here. The community service in this part of the UK is an incredibly harsh and difficult punishment. I'll describe it for those who have not come across its horrors before.

      Its likely that he will end up being forced to sit in a sunny field in the middle of the Devon countryside smoking joints and drinking cans of extra strong lager with all the other community service peeps, while they supposedly dig some ditch that doesn't need to be dug so nobody will ever care about it actually being done or not.

      That'll learn 'im.

    6. Re:Not put in jail?! by leerpm · · Score: 1

      How do you even know the hacker knew it was DoE property? My bet is he probably was port-scanning various subnets, came along and hacked into an unsecured host, and got lucky that it could support so much bandwidth.

    7. Re:Not put in jail?! by Stultsinator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This could spawn a whole thread on rehabilitation, but I'm actually glad the judge didn't send him to prison. This bucks the trend in the states where any computer crime is practically considered terrorism.

      It was a non-violent crime and I don't think society would be one bit safer with him behind bars.

    8. Re:Not put in jail?! by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Intend to cause harm or not, he did break security. And this wasn't SCO's website, it was a fucking lab! I cannot realy understand the decision taken in this case.

      They could at the very least fine him for downloading and/or sharing copyrighted material. Not that I am pro-RIAA (far from it!), it's just that we've seen people fined for less than that in the US. Now that judge just looks dumb.

      On the other hand, I always find it stupid when someone hacks into a computer, tells the company there's a security flaw, and then gets busted for being a major terrorist malicious hacker.

      Now it's the other way around. What he did was malicious (he did not inform the lab of any security breach after he hacked in), and he downloaded music and movies, which is the uttermost heretic act anyone can commit these days.

      Weird.

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    9. Re:Not put in jail?! by spickus · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign up?

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    10. Re:Not put in jail?! by segmond · · Score: 1

      "In your own opinion"

      Well, that's why you are not a judge, and I pray not, cuz judge's shouldn't be playing with "in their own opinion", they should follow the law.

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    11. Re:Not put in jail?! by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe the application form is in ~admin at 131.225.70.2 :-)

    12. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, scientists, working on particle accelerator experiments... my guess would be porn. Because they're certainly not getting any.

    13. Re:Not put in jail?! by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please. He's a dumb script kid. His crime is more analogous to breaking into a building and having a party in it. Jail time is hardly appropriate, and is more likely to turn him into a hardcore criminal.

      The sentence does seem a bit light though. I think he should probbably have been forced to pay the 21K pounds restitution over a period of years (it's not _that_ much money).

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    14. Re:Not put in jail?! by bromoseltzer · · Score: 1
      People talk about FNAL as a "nuclear" lab, as if they do bombs or have something to do with "national security." They are just a physics lab, one step above your typical university physics department. The main difference is that Uncle Sam runs it as a "national facility", and Unk is kind of twitchy just now.

      Personally, I really like the "what me worry?" photo of our friendly hacker. 73 - Martin

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    15. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think hackers/crackers should ever be put in jail. Why? Because you can't rely on the police to protect your network.

      They never seem to catch any virus author and most hacks we never even hear about them. The only solution is to properly secure networks.

      If hacking was legal, trust me, the internet WOULD be secure... Security would actually be one of the main selling points of all software.

    16. Re:Not put in jail?! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If we are willing to create laws which award damages for financial harm done then I think it is reasonable to consider whether such harm has been done. People aren't supposed to break into your house, that's a threat of sorts and it erodes your sense of security. But by the same token, if they break in, have a change of heart, and leave (hahaha - though it can be a highly-motivated change of heart) then they simply haven't harmed you as much as someone who has stolen your stereo (or god forbid your computer) and I don't feel their punishment should be as harsh.

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    17. Re:Not put in jail?! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yea, because as we all know there are no colors but black and white.

      That said, you're obviously not very intelligent, so you must be a total idiot.

      Oh, what's that? I don't know anything about you other than that post? It doesn't matter, that post was stupid, and therefore you deserve to be classified as stupid, right? There's only black or white, so you must either be smart or stupid, and I think the post was pretty dumb, so you must be pretty dumb, correct?

      Or, to put a more "on topic" spin on it, obviously, if you swerve to avoid a chipmunk and run over a child on a tricycle coming out of a blind driveway, it's clear that you are a horrendous murderer and therefore must be given the death penalty immediately. After all, there is no excuse for swerving onto the sidewalk whether you meant to or not, so you must be punished appropriately. You should be held just as responsible for your heinous crime as Ted Bundy was for his, becase you are obviously a "proper criminal" just like him.

      The idea that you should be sentenced based on some rigid defintion of a crime rather than on your actual impact and your intended impact is so abysmally stupid that I have to call into question the intelligence of anyone who would try to support such a ridiculous idea. If he didn't do any damage and nobody can prove he intended to, he should be sentenced as a minor vandal and a moron. He should in no way, shape, or form be sentenced as if he had stolen sensitive information, damaged any of the equipment, etc. The idea of turning people into "examples" like that serves no purpose other than to deteriorate respect in the legal system. People need to be sentenced accordingly. He was an idiot, and he needs to be sentenced as one. He was not some undercover spy stealing sensitive information, so he shouldn't be sentenced as one. He wasn't even a hacker of any note and it doesn't appear that he was trying to be one, so, again, he shouldn't be sentenced as one.

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    18. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you break in but don't steal anything, you will be treated differently. You're still a criminal, but it's only "breaking and entering" you'd be charged with, not theft/burglary. Lesser penalty for only committing one crime instead of two.

      Sorry for the nitpick.

    19. Re:Not put in jail?! by julesh · · Score: 1

      Hehe, kinda like the defense "Yeah, I broke into the house but hey, I didnt steal anything so I dont deserve to be classed as a 'proper criminal'". Bollocks, you're a criminal.

      Actually, this is rather ironic comparison, as he has been given approximately the same sentence that you would expect for a first offence of burglary in this country.

    20. Re:Not put in jail?! by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Actually, the entire purpose of a 'judge' as opposed to simply a computer that spits out punishments, is that they're supposed to use their own best judgement to determine the outcome of the case [or just the sentencing, if its a jury trial].

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    21. Re:Not put in jail?! by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I dont care what your intentions are, you hack into a place like that you should be thrown in jail even if its just to show everyone else how serious you are.

      I completely disagree. Furthermore, I think that yours may be the same kind of thinking that US legislators have when creating laws to cover new technology. Such black-and-white thinking seems pretty irresponsible to me. It does not allow for judges to use discretion, as this one has.

      Let's take a look at it from a harm perspective. How much trouble did this really cause? Some kid cracking files to steal someone else's bandwidth -- this is akin to petty larceny -- maybe breaking and entry at worst. I can understand a judge opting for leniency in this case, the same way they may be inclined to opt for leniency for a breaking and entry case. Just because very few people understand the crime, doesn't necessarily mean that it should carry a requisite absolute punishment. That's just an overreaction -- no different from mandatory minimum sentencing for drug offenders. All that will do is overcrowd prisons and turn part-time petty criminals into full-time criminals. I don't know about English prisons, but I've seen US prisons -- from what I read in the article, this kid doesn't belong there.

      Now, if McElroy had caused any real damage (like viewing classified material, etc) -- then an appropriate penalty shuold have been levied. However, unless our DoE computer centers are run by complete morons, there's probably a really good chance that classified materials were not available to McElroy. If this was apparent, it adds far more credibility to the argument that a 17-year-old kid (this was 2 years ago) was just screwing around.

      On another note:

      Fearing a terrorist attack, the computer was closed down for three days
      If there actually was classified material at stake, it begs the question: What asshole puts a network like this on the public Internet? Isn't that asking for a terrorist attack? It brings to mind another law: In some US states, it's illegal to leave your car idling with the key in it. It's ticketable and adds points to your license. Sure, if some asshole steals the car, it's far more illegal -- but it shares some of the responsibility wity the operator. Shouldn't someone at Fermi lab be held responsible for this as well? This is a DoE computer that my tax dollars paid for. I say that we should forget about creating more anti-terrorism laws. If someone makes the collosal fuck-up of making a classified system accessible on the public Internet, in any way, they should be penalized for negligently putting millions of lives at risk (allowing for flexible sentencing as the judge sees fit, of course).
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      -Turkey

    22. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isnt that the Exeter University Conservation Volunteers?

    23. Re:Not put in jail?! by discjockeydom · · Score: 1

      Heh heh. I've done this but on an entirely voluntary basis (duke of edinburgh award). After an entire day of seemingly random digging, hacking and slashing, we cheered up when we discovered a bed magic mushrooms... and after that I don't remember much anyway.

    24. Re:Not put in jail?! by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      I'll never understand the British legal system after reading about Tony Martin

    25. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why is a place like that connected to the Internet, anyway?

      Umm, it's a high energy physics lab. It's full of high energy physicists doing research in collaboration with universities and labs around the world. It wouldn't be able to function without being accessible from people's home institutions.

      Repeat after me:

      1. There are no classified systems at Fermilab
      2. There is no nuclear energy or nuclear weapons research at Fermilab
      3. You can't control the accelerators from outside the lab. You can't even control the accelerators from outside the control rooms.

    26. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chosen handbasket is a suitable vehicle for the UK on its trip to a warmer climate

    27. Re:Not put in jail?! by Katharine · · Score: 1

      If you break in with the intention to steal and are thwarted, of course you are guilty of burglary and attempted theft. In many U.S. jurisdictions, the penalty for attempted theft is the same as that for theft itself.

      On the other hand, whether or not you meant to steal anything is a very important point to consider in criminal law. It is arguably the most important point.

      In many jurisdictions, "burglary" entails breaking in with the intention of committing a felony inside (such as theft). Where I live, if someone breaks into your house with the intention only of taking a nap on your sofa, it's criminal trespass to a residence (a misdemeanor, if no one is home during the break-in), not burglary (a felony). Both are crimes, but the intent involved in one is worse than the other, which is why one is more harshly punished than the other.

    28. Re:Not put in jail?! by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      How is teaching him a hard lesson on not to commit crimes NOT making society safer?

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    29. Re:Not put in jail?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Id put money that the reason he got off so easily is because he excepted a job with the british gov to be a hacker. seriously, not trying to get so conspiracyish, but the usa would have pursued heavy unless britain said they have hired them.

    30. Re:Not put in jail?! by Stultsinator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Teaching him not to commit crimes will of course make society safer. However, I don't think you can show that sending him to jail will teach him that lesson.

      In Australia at least, 41 per cent of all inmates who had served a prison term [are] returning to jail within two years. I don't think any other country can boast of significantly better numbers (unless, of course, they immediately execute people found guilty.)

      Rehabilitation is a subject that some people spend their whole lives studying, so I really can't suggest better methods of handling this kid. Maybe a week or two behind bars would suffice to scare this kid straight. On the other hand, it might also teach him the lesson that he needs to be more devious and ruthless the next time he commits a crime. He can certainly meet plenty of mentors for that during his stint. I would just like to encourage a little thought behind sentencing.

      Crime isn't a single variable equation (criminal | !criminal) that can be adjusted solely by length of time in jail. If more of the public believed this, fewer legislators would feel the need to appear tough on crime by mandating jail time.

  8. twit by ed.han · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what kind of twit takes the space at a sensitive research facility for MP3s and divx stuff? he should also count himself lucky he wasn't in the US: he'd be halfway to [remote prison facility] within hours.

    serves as proof that hackers aren't necessarily smart.

    ed

    1. Re:twit by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      well I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't even know it was the fermi labs.

      these type of guys scan just vast numbers of servers for flaws(open your apache log and you'll see a few) then open up some space on ftp and fxp some stuff to it from another(sometimes) similar ftp and then go post the thing on some list for fame(or tell it to some group of theirs). most companies never bother to raise hell over this, and most of the time it would be very difficult too as the ftp might have been used by hundreds of people all over from the globe.

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    2. Re:twit by ThomK · · Score: 4, Insightful
      serves as proof that hackers aren't necessarily smart.
      Then they shouldn't be called a hacker
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      TK

    3. Re:twit by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      what kind of twit takes the space at a sensitive research facility for MP3s and divx stuff?

      I think the word you're looking for is "script kiddie". "Flaw in the authentication method" probbably means one of the multiple holes in ssh.

      I seriously doubt anyone but a script kid would be stupid enough to use a compromised server for anything as easily discoverable, and stupid as DLing mp3s and divx movies.

      --
      AccountKiller
    4. Re:twit by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone should invite him to come to a security convention in the US and give a presentation on how he did it.

      That'd fix him.

    5. Re:twit by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      "proof that hackers aren't necessarily smart."
      Then they shouldn't be called a hacker


      This vocabulary debate has been going on for what, 25 years now?

      Let it go. The Jargon File definition is deprecated, the word does mean "one who misuses computers" in common parlance.

    6. Re:twit by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly "Computer security enthusiest" just dosn't have the same appeal. On the otherhand that may be a good thing, not being as appealing to people who just want to be like "|00| 47 M3! M3 31337 |-|4C|3r" while not really discouraging those who are really interested in the subject.

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  9. It could have been worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This hacker could have inadvertaintly invented cold fusion just before Morgan Freeman destoyed chicago in an attempt to keep him from hooking up with Kate Winslet on his super-sonic 50cc Kawasaki.

    I know for a fact this could have been worse. I saw it at the theater. Full price.

    1. Re:It could have been worse. by MCMLXXVI · · Score: 1

      That wasn't Kate Winslet. It was Rachel Weisz. Much more beautiful.

  10. now will the entertainment industry get him? by sonarniche · · Score: 5, Insightful

    he gets 200 hours for hacking into a national laboratory, but will probably have to pay every last penny he owns to the RIAA and MPAA for having illegal copies of music. hrmm....

    1. Re:now will the entertainment industry get him? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      FYI, the "A" at the end of those to acronyms stand for "America." The fact that this guy is a brit is in BOLD at the TOP of the linked article. Good grief; I guess mods don't read articles either.

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    2. Re:now will the entertainment industry get him? by sonarniche · · Score: 1

      you are right. how about their british counterpart. im sure america puts the pressure on anyway.

    3. Re:now will the entertainment industry get him? by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn! How can I flame somebody so polite :) My car just died; forgive my anger, grasshopper.
      /me goes into a corner and cries.

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      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    4. Re:now will the entertainment industry get him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also thought the Brits had copyright laws. I'm glad you let use know that it's different there.

    5. Re:now will the entertainment industry get him? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      o_0

  11. Am I missing Something Here??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Some kiddie finds an open FTP server to stash warez != hacking!

  12. MP3s and movie by DarKrow · · Score: 1

    Why only one movie? There's hundereds of good movies to save on their systems. Did he run out of space?

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  13. Damnit... by JoeLinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wanted to see someone write "1 4m 1337" using an electron accelerator.

    1. Re:Damnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a proton -- anti-proton accelerator.

      -frin

    2. Re:Damnit... by orac2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, you've never seen a cathode ray tube then? Used to be all the rage before flatscreens...

      --
      "Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -- The Brigadier, Dr. Who
  14. Pirates? by Bob+Loblaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Arrr ... matey ... I reckon 'tis gold in dem particle collectors!

    1. Re:Pirates? by DarthWiggle · · Score: 1

      I don't know which I'm more ashamed of... that my first reaction to this headline was "HARRRRRR!" or that I'm disappointed it took 10 comments for someone else to post a pirate reference...

      *sigh

      Oh, offtopic.

    2. Re:Pirates? by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      "Reckon"? "Tis"? Apparently the hacker was one of those rare "Olde English Western Pirates"?

    3. Re:Pirates? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Could be worse. My first reaction was, "Actually..."

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  15. Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems pretty obvious that senstive computers should be physically separated from any connection to the internet?


    "Computers are an important feature of life in the 21st century," said Judge Goymer.

    "Government, industry and commerce, as well as a whole variety of other institutions, depend upon the integrity and reliability of their computers in order that their proper and legitimate activities can be carried on."


    And that's the problem, in a nutshell. Dependency on technology that's flawed. But the judge, nor anyone running Fermi, seems to realize this.

    We need crackers because without them there would be no one to point out how incredibly vulnerable these systems really are. I'd rather have a crack root a box to download mp3s now then have a real threat root a box and perform much more covert and dubious actions.

    Obviously testing isn't enough.

    Oh well. Let's lock up all those crackers. Lets keep the sploits in the hands of the real bad guys. Who cares about security.

  16. Money Making vs IP Stealing.... by cyberjoek · · Score: 0, Troll

    This person has gotta find something better to do with their time, how about oh I don't know, Science? Think if this person actuly learned some science instead of downloaded this stuff on these PCs. He might actuly be able to afford to pay for the stuff instead of steal it! -Joe Kavanagh

    1. Re:Money Making vs IP Stealing.... by fafaforza · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod this insightful.

      Kids need to learn that downloading is not entirely free. You could have done something constructive in the time it takes you to cozy up to some release group on IRC, find a usable pub, looking for fills, fixing files with CRC errors, etc.

      Not to mention the obsessive compulsive facet of downloading where you feel a need to keep your machine downloading at all times for fear of letting perfectly good bandwidth go to waste, at which point you go out to scour the net for something -- anything -- to download.

      It is a big time commitment and, like channel surfing, hours fly by like minutes without you having seen anything interesting.

      Or so I heard...

  17. No "real" harm done. by Yoda2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well since we're reading this it would seem that the l33t script kiddie didn't inadvertently use the collider to create a black hole and/or destroy the universe while "gettin his tunes" so I guess community service is about right.

    Shame on the facility for having such weak security.

  18. This is the very definition of 31337 by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

    Now if we need a definition of what it means to be 31337, this is certainly it.

    Though perhaps it wouldn't been 313373|2 to have never been caught... and use the compromised host as a public filesharing server. ;)

  19. Machines admin'ed by postdocs and grad students by shoppa · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Realistically, many of the machines at Fermilab are admin'ed by physics postdocs and grad students. Their first priority is science, of course, and few have had any "official" training in setting up secure machines.

    The national labs have done a good job at firewalling off the non-professionaly administered machines where feasible, but the academics really don't like anything that slows down collaboration. Thus there are lots of open machines, ftp and telnet still abound and give lots of opportunities to swipe usernames/passwords in the clear even though ssh and scp are available, etc.

    Most (but not all) machines running the accelerator and the detectors are on their own mostly-private subnets.

    1. Re:Machines admin'ed by postdocs and grad students by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Informative

      > many of the machines at Fermilab are admin'ed by physics postdocs and grad students.

      Yes but you forget to mention the rabid (to their credit) security team the lab has. The sniffers they have set up are effective.

      It usually takes them less than 24 hours to identify a machine that has traffic patterns beyond the norm, often within one or two hours they can blackhole a port if warranted and hunt down the owner of the machine.

      Previously I would have called it suicide to operate a largely unfirewalled network at a site of this scale, but they really do do a good job at it.

    2. Re:Machines admin'ed by postdocs and grad students by shoppa · · Score: 1
      often within one or two hours they can blackhole a port if warranted and hunt down the owner of the machine.

      Yeahbut that's all after the machine has been compromised, and the machine possibly used to sniff for username/passwords etc on the LAN.

      You do have a good point that they do a pretty good job at having so many machines "open" yet keeping an eye on them.

    3. Re:Machines admin'ed by postdocs and grad students by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yeahbut that's all after the machine has been compromised, and the machine possibly used to sniff for username/passwords etc on the LAN.

      The use Kerberos - good luck sniffing that.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  20. Theoretical News Flash from Fermi Labs by E-Tigger · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a surprise announcement from Fermi Labs, it would seem that the basic building blocks of matter, created from our accelerator tests is in fact, pr0n.

    In fact there seemed to be quite a lot of it in our reports, as well as some indication that the sound of the big bang was in fact a Britney Spears mp3...

  21. Damn by Damion · · Score: 1

    My first thought on reading the headline was that someone dressed in a pirate suit had managed to get inside and was forcing researchers to walk the plank.

    "Arr, I'll supercollide ye!"

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    Common sense is what tells you the world is flat.
  22. Just a kid by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 1

    They probably took one look at this guy and decided he wouldnt last a second in prison. The media definately would have found him adorable enough to make some bad press for the lab.

    In a case like this they should make him do community service for the lab. Like build web pages and the like. Static HTML only of course (you dont want such a l33t hacker working with scripts ;)

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    1. Re:Just a kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They probably took one look at this guy and decided he wouldnt last a second in prison.

      Since when is appearance a determining factor in sentencing? Assuming you're not trolling.

  23. Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've worked at Fermi National Accelerator Lab (fnal.gov) for 4 years, so perhaps I could troll a bit: since they have so many Linux machines (nearly all on Internet accessable IP) and no firewall (recently there are some firewalled ports) this is not a unique occurance, this happens *all* the time.

    On the other hand, FermiLab does no defense/weapon work or any kind or any classified work as far as I know, a lot of people confuse it with Argonne National Lab (and be really glad Argonne wasn't named an Accelerator Lab, otherwise we'd have anal.gov)

    -frin

    1. Re:Silly by rmcii · · Score: 1

      I worked a two year stint at Fermi Lab, and right when I was leaving they were starting to firewall the servers that store all their project data.

      It turns out that they were competing on a design with a couple other labs, and one of the other labs just pulled up fnal.gov, went to the project site, and stole the whole project. They lost the bid to their own design.

      I guess one way or another you'll learn to implement some sort of security...

    2. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it happens all the time at Argonne too, and AFAIK, just a couple weeks ago they had a particularly extensive breakin and shut down access to lots of stuff for almost a whole day.

      Don't people know that security at these labs is implemented by hack-it-as-we-go *physicists* whose knees turned to jelly when RedHat stopped releasing patches for 7.x?! I have no idea why teenage hackers consider these sites trophies.

    3. Re:Silly by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Fermilab has no secret research - it's all published in research journals and in fact the old datasets from some experiments are actually availabel on the web for anyone to test their theories against.

      Unfortunately the US government seems to have troubling realizing that what is a good security policy for a top secret nuclear weapons lab is not really applicable to a bunch of international physicists (though thanks to their new visa requirements less international that it used to be) doing fundamental research.

      This isn't helped by the fact that some of the people at Fermilab who were responsible for computer security were far more interested in implementing policies than actually securing computers.

  24. stupid by potpie · · Score: 1

    Probably the stupidest thing to hack is a government computer. Probably the dumbest thing to put on stolen drivespace is pirated movies. Add the two and you're asking to get slapped with terrorism accusations for something stupid like a pirated copy of "Finding Nemo."

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    1. Re:stupid by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Probably the stupidest thing to hack is a government computer.

      You learned that from that Hackers movie, didn't you. ;)

  25. As a fellow user in the same lab: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    Here's what really happened. Users in one of the labs are all given web space on a web server. Now, the IT staff is low on manpower, with government funding behind diverted to the war in Iraq. So, security (among other things) is kind of lax.

    Basically, McElroy ran Jack the Ripper on the password file. We're using an SGI 1400L from 1997. He got the root password, and removed the limits of his disk quota. Then, he stored a bunch of ripped DVD's and MP3's in his webspace.

    Now you ask, why isn't the government making a big deal about this? They know their security policy is weak, and they just ramped it up. The 'alert' is really just a few days for them to get things back they way they should be. If they said "well, we won't prosecute him because if people really know what happened, it'd make us look bad", what would the American public (and rest of the world) think?!

    1. Re:As a fellow user in the same lab: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he exploited a weak/empty Windows password via the Internet! The time the hack occured those kind of attacks were quite common.

    2. Re:As a fellow user in the same lab: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He got the root password, and removed the limits of his disk quota. Then, he stored a bunch of ripped DVD's and MP3's in his webspace."

      Now that's a good reason why he only has to serve 200 hours community service.

      If I got my hands on that root password ...

    3. Re:As a fellow user in the same lab: by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

      Oh just a small correction: That would be "John" the Ripper he would use, not Jack the Ripper.

    4. Re:As a fellow user in the same lab: by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1



      IIRC, the break-in was 2002. Iraq conflict was 2003. Punishment finally handed down in 2004.

  26. Smuggling Atoms by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could have been worse. He could have been caught smuggling atoms out of the place in his pockets.

    "See? He's got atoms in his pockets! Call the local constabulary, Smithers!"

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    1. Re:Smuggling Atoms by SpyPlane · · Score: 1

      Or he could've switched some uranium with pert plus shampoo and then took the uranium and drove it out of the facility on a RC car, and then made himself a nuclear bomb for a science fair. Oh wait...

      --
      "We need a fourth law of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife"
  27. String him up! by FatSean · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    If I did this at work I'd be canned. Someone should teach this little turd to respect other peoples' property!

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    Blar.
  28. That was Rachel Weisz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not Kate Winslet.

  29. Re:FULL TEXT (Properly Formatted) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A UK teenager who hacked into a US Government laboratory's computer network has been ordered to serve 200 hours community service.

    Joseph McElroy used the lab's computers for films and music taken from the net.

    Southwark Crown Court waived a demand for 21,000 in damages as it ruled that McElroy could not pay the fine.

    The June 2002 intrusion by the Exeter University student sparked a full-scale alert at the Chicago laboratory, which researches high-energy particles.

    Fearing a terrorist attack, the computer was closed down for three days and the US Department of Energy, which oversees the safety of the country's nuclear
    weapons, sounded a full-scale alert.

    'Green light'

    The 19-year-old from east London had admitted hacking into the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory.

    He took advantage of a flaw in the lab's authentication system and used the company's network bandwidth to download and store hundreds of gigabytes of copyrighted film and music files.

    Judge Andrew Goymer decided against sending McElroy behind bars as he had not accessed classified material on the network and had not intended to cause harm.

    He told the student he ought to "think yourself lucky" he was not going to prison.

    "Computers are an important feature of life in the 21st century," said Judge Goymer.

    "Government, industry and commerce, as well as a whole variety of other institutions, depend upon the integrity and reliability of their computers in order that their proper and legitimate activities can be carried on."

    The judge said it was important that the "wrong message is not sent out to anybody else who is tempted to behave in this way".

    But security experts have expressed disappointment at the leniency of the verdict.

    "The McElroy hacking case highlights an increasingly common practice in the online world - unfortunately for him, he picked the wrong bandwidth to steal," said David Williamson, director of sales at security firm Ubizen.

    "It is very worrying that appropriate compensation or a custodial sentence has not been issued in this case.

    "Hacking is still illegal and as a self-confessed serial hacker, McElroy and the hacker community at large will view this outcome as a green light to break the law."

  30. uhhh... yeah... by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    "It turns out that the hacker was a student using the machines to download and store music and movie."

    I'm not gonna put it past anyone, because you never know... but one must wonder why anyone with the knowledge necessary to do such a thing would waste it on downloading crap when they could just go to a WiFi hotspot, or hack into any random user's account. It seems a lot more likely that it would provide an innocuous cover for whatever it was they were really doing, and account for large volumes of bandwidth...

    1. Re:uhhh... yeah... by radja · · Score: 1

      downloading music and movies are both legal. nothing to hide about that.

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      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  31. Also at The Register by phaze3000 · · Score: 1

    There's a Register article too.

    Let's hear it for hackers from Woodford Green (come on, there must be more than just me and this guy).
    --
    Blaming GW Bush for the Iraq war is like blaming Ronald McDonald for the poor quality of food.
  32. Compromised? Hacker? Pirate? by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It sounds like he was just a student who had access to those machines. Does knowing the root password make you a hacker?

    How about a new headline: Student abuses Lab's computers.

    1. Re:Compromised? Hacker? Pirate? by Technician · · Score: 1

      You are a hacker if you are not the administrator on the machine and you ran a password cracking program to get the root password.

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      The truth shall set you free!
  33. Yeah what an idiot Judge... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Probably angry at his politicians for backing the US in Iraq so he's doing what he can to give the USA the finger. Poor boy can't pay the fine? Since when was that an excuse!?

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    Blar.
  34. Really, I did by nomadic · · Score: 1

    When I saw that headline the first thing that popped into my head was the image of a big, bearded sailor with an eyepatch menacing a crowd of cowering scientists with a cutlass.

  35. Re:FULL TEXT by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 4, Informative

    heh, do you really think you can /. the bbc?

    Have a look here to see their traffic. Totals are here. They can handle 2gb/sec. Thats some monster pipe, and it will take some severe slashdotting.

    On the count of three, hit refresh like a mofo. If all 600,000 of us do it we might just create a tiny lump on that graph.

  36. who the hell modded this insightful? by casuist99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You deserve a head exam. Think here - how many people really believe that the control system for the collider is housed on a machine that was compromised (and is thus exposed to the internet at large)? Admittedly, there's a chance, but no moron would set up a network in this way. And who believes there aren't HARDWARE issues that would prevent an explosion - maybe even safeguards? What a freakin thought, considering this is a US DOE site. And what is this toxic material? The collider is basically a bunch of metal. Not sure what he'd overload, but usually heavy atoms or light atoms are slammed together to see what happens and measure particle/energy emissions. Where's the toxic material and explosive?
    Oh, and what villages? They're 45 miles outside Chicago - not the smallest place. Don't worry though. Unless top quarks, CP violation experiments, and Boson experimentation threaten explosion, I think we're ok. Just try researching the subject. "fermilab" I'm feeling lucky gets you there.

    1. Re:who the hell modded this insightful? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      but no moron would set up a network in this way.

      Try to keep an open mind when you talk about stupidity.

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      "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    2. Re:who the hell modded this insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "toxic material" is any one of the pieces of shielding, detector elements, etc. that absorbs 10^20 shitloads of radiation and becomes radioactive itself.

  37. Welcome ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new atomic mutant rapping' heavy metal MP3 overlords.

  38. Pirate?? by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Arr! There they be mayties! pillage the lot and rape the cattle! The rest of you grab the booty! Arr!

    Oh yeah, I'm sure it was a pirate...

    ya gotta love the stupidity that is the press these days.

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:Pirate?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how can the first post about this be redundant?

      nice to see that the ability to moderate does not have an IQ requirement.

      The Lumpster was the first to post this medicore joke..

  39. From someone at Exeter Uni by AlistairGroves · · Score: 4, Informative

    This happened last year, he's only just been sentenced (by the british, not the americans). And this had nothing to do with the Patriot act. The reason he chose Fermi Labs is that he mistakenly thought it was a academic facility and so would not pay bandwidth fees (unis etc in England don't pay for bandwidth)

    I'm not condoning his actions, just trying to clear up some of the FUD

  40. Mod parent down by Particle+Man · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry but the Large Hadron Collider is being built at CERN in Europe. It is not at Fermilab, and even if it were the "controls" for it would not be on the same network as the experiments, each of which would have its own authentication hosts, etc. anyway.

  41. Wait, let me get this straight... by __aaaehb3101 · · Score: 1

    Someone figured out how to bypass weak authentication? And then used a university/government system with huge bandwidth and storage to keep files on? Gee I never heard of that before. Isn't this the system that made warez what it is?

  42. Yeah by gcore · · Score: 1

    If one gains access to Fermi lab the first thing youd do is store pirated software.. Silly person

  43. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by n0mad6 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Speaking as someone who works at Fermilab...

    There are thousands of computers at Fermilab, the vast majority which are desktop workstations running linux (logins are through Kerberos). Being your typical office computers sitting on a desk, they are connected to the internet via fairly high bandwidth. As we know, the WWW was invented in order for high-energy physicists to share data throughout the world, so not only does it not make sense for these machines to be cut off from the internet, it is an essential part of scientific research. Any machine that actually controls an aspect of an experiment (connected to any sort of particle accelerator or detector) is not likely to be connected to the internet.

    So, yes, physicists and other scientists do depend on flawed technology, mostly because its the easiest way to be able to keep connected when you're dealing with large collaborations stretched across the world. The downside may be the occasional kid (wrongfully) taking advantage of a desktop machine attached to a T1 line. Where security is more vital, it is present. But its simply impossible to insure that everyone's desktop machine is secure or not.

  44. Associated Press newswire by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    (AP) "Area police have warned residents in the Fermi area to be in the lookout for rampaging mutant MP3 files and DIVX rips. These were said to be innocent p2p files until they were stored in servers deep inside Fermilab. They were inadvertantly released when someone opened the server with a hacked open Grokster client.

    Anyone who sights one of these monsters on their property is urged to contact either the RIAA or the Nuclear Regulatory Commission immediately. If you hear a wailing 'Ooops. I did it agaAAAIN!!' outside, do not open the door."

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  45. What else would you do if you hacked in there? by ru-486 · · Score: 1

    He did what anyone would do if they hacked into Fermilab and got access to large amounts of diskspace and a fat('phat') pipe: Pr0n and warez!!! He was probably running an IRC server on there too with 'sweet virtual hostnames'

  46. I don't know much about the law... by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 1

    ...but if I had a say as the lawyer for the U.S., I would have demanded a harsher sentence. Whether or not this guy intended any harm, he still broke the law (as far as I know, blah blah blah), and should be punished.

    The judge seemed to let him off the hook because he was unable to pay, and indeed, he'll be unable to pay for another three years or more. However, the judge could have sentenced him to work co-op terms (for the U.S. Government, reparing their security), or even deferred the payment plan until after graduation, but at LEAST get him to pay something, because he's GUILTY.

  47. My Christ by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    Now even slashdot is falling into line with this stuff.

    The Slashdot *I* know would have a headline of "So-Called Hacker at Fermilab is Just a Student Warez Pirate".

    Hmmmph.

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    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey

  48. Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him... by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A UK teenager who hacked into a US Government laboratory's computer network has been ordered to serve 200 hours community service. Joseph McElroy used the lab's computers for films and music taken from the net.

    Southwark Crown Court waived a demand for 21,000 in damages as it ruled that McElroy could not pay the fine.

    That is the fine by britian. I wonder what british law he broke??

    But he obviously broke USA law. I wonder if the FBI can arrest him and force his export.

    I do not understand the culture of people thinking that they own everything. What gave this guy the right to steal bandwith from someone else? What gave him the right to steal the storage space? What gave him the right to break into someone elses pc?

    The anwser is tougher laws and more extradition treaties. And by comparison, what ever happened to that phillapino kid who was caught writing viruses? I thought they threw the book at him. Why will the british kid get an easier sentance?

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    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  49. Um, no. by IANAAC · · Score: 1

    If you're bent on sharing movies or other types of files, you use your own hardware. Not everything in this world is free for the taking.

  50. Only 200 hours? by SharkPork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is "community service" really really punishing or something? They were going to fine him 21,000 dollars, but instead chose to give him 200 hours of community service... That's $105 an hour.. can I find some community service like that? Please?

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    If you can read this, you are most likely close enough.
    1. Re:Only 200 hours? by SharkPork · · Score: 1

      ok, i meant pounds, or euros.. I have been conditioned to automatically see all typings of currency as dollars,. I need help.

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      If you can read this, you are most likely close enough.
    2. Re:Only 200 hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead make (Insert Agency's name here) day. Take a spin on the wheel of justice. Just don't land on "Gulag".

  51. Particle Colliders by solarlux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While we're on the topic of particle accelerators, mark your calendars for 2007 -- that's when the Large Hadron Collider will be completed in Switzerland, marking a significant step forward in particle physics.

    Here's a brief description from the CERN website:

    What is LHC? The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator which will probe deeper into matter than ever before. Due to switch on in 2007, it will ultimately collide beams of protons at an energy of 14 TeV . Beams of lead nuclei will be also accelerated, smashing together with a collision energy of 1150 TeV.

    A TeV is a unit of energy used in particle physics. 1 TeV is about the energy of motion of a flying mosquito. What makes the LHC so extraordinary is that it squeezes energy into a space about a million million times smaller than a mosquito.

    The LHC is the next step in a voyage of discovery which began a century ago. Back then, scientists had just discovered all kinds of mysterious rays, X-rays, cathode rays, alpha and beta rays. Where did they come from? Were they all made of the same thing, and if so what? These questions have now been answered, giving us a much greater understanding of the Universe. Along the way, the answers have changed our daily lives, giving us televisions, transistors, medical imaging devices and computers. On the threshold of the 21st century, we face new questions which the LHC is designed to address. Who can tell what new developments the answers may bring?

    1. Re:Particle Colliders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... will probe deeper into matter than ever before."

      The 200 hours of community service didn't work, sounds like pirate boy is already stashing p()rn on it.

  52. Pirate? by saddino · · Score: 1

    How does storing media on a foreign server make someone a "pirate"? Has this term been abused to also include stealing disk space?

    Or...does he look like this?

    1. Re:Pirate? by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      Aye matey! I come to plunder your booty sector!

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      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass
  53. Send him to texas ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So GW can DP him ! "DP for all MP3 pir8, and GW for president" ;-)

    Might help people to forgot about the "mass-destruction weapons imediate threat from super evil axis dictator" :o)

  54. OK then - but what about by goldcd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the people in charge of the security at the lab?
    Which do you consider more dangerous:
    #1 Script Kiddie being hacking server to store films on.
    #2 Running a nuclear lab with so little security a script kiddie can break in.

    1. Re:OK then - but what about by hildaur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except, of course, that Fermilab does no classified or weapons related research at all.

      -Hil

  55. Pirate? How about hacker? by widderslainte · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a Pirate-American, I take offense at the use of the term "pirate" for a simple hacker or cracker. Where are his sea legs, his parrot/monkey, his eye patch or pegleg?

  56. And what's the fine... by Angstroem · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...for the sysop who let open an obviously well-known security hole?

    I'm not defending that little hacker guy (erm, what kind of hacker is he anyway exploiting a known weakness to gain bandwidth and storage for MP3 and DivX files... I'd rather make him manually punch one of these files into punch tape instead of those 200 hours civil service which he might find even interesting), but if you run a high-security network infrastructure, then you better be up-to-date with the latest patches and countermeasures. It's not done with applying the latest IE "security update" every Tuesday...

    Now calling for a more drastic punishment and considering the current (IMO fair) one as a green light, just shows what's wrong with some people: If hijacking company computers and networks for bandwidth and storage abuse becomes an increasingly common practice in the online world than those "security experts" should probably do their homework and fix the systems instead of calling the cops.

    If you leave your car open and someone steals your car hifi, it's entirely your fault. (Go ask your insurance...) Whose car it is shouldn't play a role when sentencing the thief.

    1. Re:And what's the fine... by sedmonds · · Score: 1

      The "fault" in leaving your car open is that you're not abiding by the terms of your insurance which require that you lock your car in order to qualify for reimbursement after a theft. You haven't held up your end of the deal, so they don't have to pay you. If you report the theft to the police they can still charge the thief.

      By your reasoning shoplifting is the stores fault for not keeping the store locked. Stationary supply theft from offices by employees is the employers fault for not strip searching everyone as they leave the building every day. Rape is probably the victims fault for not being armed with an automatic weapon to thwart attackers. These are all obviously assurd, and believed only by those incapable of recognizing the moral responsibility of individuals.

      In a nice rosey world it'd be nice to say that the role of the victim shouldn't be a factor for sentencing. I'd suggest that there are plenty of cases where the victim's identity is critical in sentencing. Violent crimes against children (being unable to adequately protect themselves) are generally harsher in the punishment of the criminal. Sexual harassment by employers is treated differently than sexual harassment outside of the workplace. Maybe they shouldn't be handled differently. Given that they are handled differently and most people find this acceptable, it would be inconsistent to say that the victim in thievery shouldn't matter whatsoever.

    2. Re:And what's the fine... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The sysop has to answer to his boss.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:And what's the fine... by Angstroem · · Score: 1
      So you are honestly comparing computer crime to violence against children, rape, and sexual harrassment?

      Aside from this: I picked the car example for a reason. Everybody knows that if you leave your car open and have a decent car hifi, then the car hifi will be gone. Leaving the car open, doesn't make this theft a lesser crime, but you were definitely calling for it.

      So now you run the network of a well-known facility, potentially very interesting to attackers, snoopers, or just wannabe-hackers playing around. So you better be always one step ahead of those. If one of these attackers/snoopers/hackers enter your network and abuse it for whatever they feel like, it is your very fault. In this case, there was no malicious attempt to steal, alter, or erase data, so there's also no cause for calling for draconic sentences, therefore the green-light comment of that security expert was completely off.

      If I were the judge I wouldn't have stopped after sentencing that hacker dude to 200 hrs of public service, but turn over to the plaintiff asking how it could happen that this security hole wasn't fixed. Because otherwise companies could see it as a green light (to pick up the article's terminology) for leaving their networks wide open and then demanding draconic sentences against intruders.

    4. Re:And what's the fine... by sedmonds · · Score: 1

      Of course I'm not comparing computer crime to other crimes which are more personally intrusive. They are only related insofar as they're immoral acts on the part of the perpetrator.

      However in those cases the victim is critical in determining sentencing. You can't have a consistent code if you apply an "equal sentencing for all victims" to some crimes and not others.

      That said though, you still aren't "calling for it" by leaving your door unlocked. Its still entirely the fault of the thief. I have no legal or moral obligation to secure every aspect of my life against providing opportunities for the morally bankrupt to act immorally.

    5. Re:And what's the fine... by Angstroem · · Score: 1
      That said though, you still aren't "calling for it" by leaving your door unlocked. Its still entirely the fault of the thief. I have no legal or moral obligation to secure every aspect of my life against providing opportunities for the morally bankrupt to act immorally.
      See, that's the difference between us. I always count on the fact that such things will be exploited by the "morally bankrupt" as you put it.

      And where you might succeed in leaving house and car open without getting robbed, you will face huge problems if you act similarly on company networks. Especially on "interesting" networks.

    6. Re:And what's the fine... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      If you leave your car open and someone steals your car hifi, it's entirely your fault. (Go ask your insurance...)

      Um, insurance policies do not carry force of law. If that car stereo thief gets caught, it's HIM that's going to jail, not you.

      Were you stupid to leave your car unlocked? Probably so. Does it rise to the level of criminal liability? Of course not.

  57. Ahoy! by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fermi Lab Compromised by Pirate

    Damn it. I was expecting a bit of coastal raiding action from this story. Maybe black flags with the skull and crossbones. A little rapine and pillaging of the Fermi Lab.

    Damn corruption of the English language.

  58. Posted by Taco by sbowles · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised it's not a dupe.

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    You sly dog: you got me monologuing! - Syndrome
  59. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like you need hire a better net security guy.. there are ways to allow many desktops to the net without letting evil hackers in.

  60. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the fine by britian. I wonder what british law he broke??

    Most likely the computer misuse act (1990). Full text here

    Have a nice day.

  61. Old news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I remember reading the original news (early 2003 i think :P) He thought he would hack the university that the ip range had been assigned to. Did you know how the lab found out that they had been hacked? The backups took longer to run than usual :) Yes, they were backing up the files the hacker stored there. A total of 16 Windows PCs had been compromised iirc, and only after a week access had been blocked.

    If the hacker had really been after the data handled by the lab, he would have had more than enough time. I just wonder why systems involved with nuclear shit were (and are?) be connected to the internet in the first place?

  62. Ye'arrrrr... Ahoy laddies... this be mine server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shiver me timbers.. under which flag does the Fermi sail?

  63. Fermilab "sensitive"? Huh? by Physics+Nobody · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why does everybody seem to think that Fermilab is some kind of sensitive facility? News flash: Fermilab is a basic research facility, not a top secret weapons lab. Their security is lax because they really don't have anything to hide. All their results are available to the public anyway. After all, that is sort of the whole point of basic research. And it's not like the compromised computer was part of the control system or anything. Fermilab has a lot of computers. The place is huge.

    Besides which, if you actually read about the case you'd realize that this guy had access to the computers anyway and all he did was crack the root password to increase his disk quota. Now, I'm not saying that's a good thing but it's more like abuse of a computer lab than anything.

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    Physics is good

  64. Re:FULL TEXT by Eccles · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have a look here to see their traffic. Totals are here. They can handle 2gb/sec.

    McElroy's note to self: next time store music and video on BBC computers, not FermiLab.

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    Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
  65. Fermi Lab Test Results by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    This Just In...

    Fermi Labs announced the production of a new supersized sub-atomic particle, boxons. Boxons were created by smashing oxygen with bosons (another sub-atomic particle).

    Examined through the most powerful microscope in the world, the boxon appears to be a cardboard box, with the words "Shroedinger's Cat" written on the side. Sadly, the box is empty.

  66. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    If I break into your house is it your fault you didn't have iron bars on the windows? How about I smash in the window of your car and steal your stereo? Just because it's possible to do something illegal, does not mean your not responsible and shouldn't be punished. If I had my way I'd send him to Saudi Arabia for punishment, they cut they hands off hackers!

  67. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Definitely.

    The US should extradite him and CANE his ass... that'll
    teach 'em.

    And I won't even mind paying the bill to involve
    the FBI, Attorney General and the State Department
    to make it happen.

    This is clearly the biggest threat the US has ever known.

  68. pr0nz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The authorities should simply "let it be known" that he had stored GBs of:

    -Chicks With Dicks: Get Down To Brown Town, and
    -Lions And Tigers And Bears: Cock Fight At Guy's Night...

    Problem solved.

  69. Fermi Lab Compromised by Pirate by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    Fermi Lab: Not Fair!


    Student: Pirate

  70. Re:FULL TEXT by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1
    On the count of three, hit refresh like a mofo. If all 600,000 of us do it we might just create a tiny lump on that graph.
    Hey it worked, we slashdotted the BBC!

    Either that or those links are b0rked :D
  71. Gimme a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) well I guess Morgan Freeman succeeded then didn't he?

    and

    b) like anyone but their mothers can tell the difference.

    They're both british brunettes with bountiful blessings that assure at least three stars from ebert regaurdless of how good their films actually are.

  72. Re:FULL TEXT by tundog · · Score: 1

    On the count of three, hit refresh like a mofo. If all 600,000 of us do it we might just create a tiny lump on that graph.

    This could be the world's first 'flash slash-dotting'...

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  73. I'm not fooled Taco... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I got my hands on that root password ..

    We know you'd fill the drives and tape if available up with Japanese Henti 'dating' games. Which wouldn't be nearly so sad if you could read japanese.

  74. Big Bang by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    No, that was the sound of Britney getting her record deal.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  75. Compromised? Hacker? Pirate? Lonely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How about a new headline: Student abuses Lab's computers."

    Hey, bub! Get a room.

  76. A twit? Hardly. by blorg · · Score: 1

    Does this look like a twit? Seriously, though, this sort of thing happens all the time. We had this going on our server a few years ago. I seriously doubt that he had any conception that this was a sensitive facility. Hell, scratch that - I doubt this was in any way a sensitive break-in, likely just marginal computers that happen to be at the lab, with diskspace and bandwith. His punishment is quite in contrast with the RIAA suits however (and yes, the British equivalent has threatened the same tactics).

  77. he was a cracker dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of the reason our community has such a bad image is because of the word hacker.

    Call him what he is: a cracker.

    If we don't get the terminology right how, is the rest of the world supposed to get it right?

    Bruce Perens was on here a while ago talking about how the SCO DDoS made us look bad to the mainstream press. I think the hacker/cracker confusion is a bigger problem.

  78. Crackers are doing us a BIG favour by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've posted this unpopular sentiment before and I guess I am still on the pedestal.

    Those machines, and many others are just as open to our enemies the likes of which include Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein (before he was captured) and many others. Had they cracked in (which they may well have done and may well be doing), the machines will probably not be used as a receptical for kiddie porn.

    Were it not for kids that are just mucking about poking their collective digits where the authorities would rather not be poked - our authorities would remain FAT DUMB and HAPPY dreaming their collective bliss.

    We live in the real world where we have many real enemies. We need secure systems that we can count on. Each time some kid pokes his finger into a vulnerable spot it helps to educate the masses that they really do need to pay attention.

    Perhaps the judge in this case realises this. 200 hours is a suitable punishment, even if it is perhaps a little severe.

    One thing that I think needs to be recognised is that there are many would be very competant systems admins who frequent slash dot. Many of these people would relish a well paying job and could be gainfully employed closing these security holes. Perhaps our authorities and joe sixpack in general should open their eyes and smell the coffee here.

  79. Re:Pirate? How about hacker? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    I think you're just a poser - a *Real* Pirate - American would have concluded his sentences with a proper "Yarrrrrrrrrrrr!"

  80. If you say so.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way I used to be able to tell the difference was to check her genitals. If I saw James Cameron's dick in there I knew it wasn't Rachel.

  81. He is criminal, not hacker! by Thoron · · Score: 1

    Hacker is not right word for criminals, they don't deserve that.

    1. Re:He is criminal, not hacker! by eyenot · · Score: 1

      but 'criminal' is just a term for a 'hacker' whose preferred system is the legislative branch.

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      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    2. Re:He is criminal, not hacker! by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Use correct terminology. He is a cracker and that is criminal. If we use the wrong term(hacker) amongst ouselves, how can we educate fools in the mainstream media?

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      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
    3. Re:He is criminal, not hacker! by eyenot · · Score: 1

      when it comes to terms like 'hacker' or 'cracker', i choose not to use the correct terminology, opting instead to 'hack' it instead, thereby 'cracking' the language barrier.

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      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
  82. TROLL! TROLL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a fucking troll.

    I got bored and decided to see if anyone would mod this up.

    Fucking mods. Pathetic losers.

    -serge

  83. Hacker? You've got to be kidding me! by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    He can install a program, and run a password cracker. Wow man I must be 1337 cause I can run Snort and nmap. Come on people this is not a hacker. You could teach youer grandmother in a matter of minutes how to use a passwoerd cracker that someone else already wrote and has a GUI. Hacker...no...pirate...maybe.

  84. Naive by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    Your comments are Naive!

    Look - I live in an area where we don't need much security. I have no bars on my windows. I have no deadbolts on my doors. I have locks that can be picked rather easily. When my kids were young they used to leave the windows open so that if they lost their keys they could crawl in.

    Lax security is not necessarily an invitation for theift.

    HOWEVER...

    If security starts to became an issue in this area and B&E started to become a serious consern, then someone criticising my lax security as a possible reason my property walks out the front door would be quite justified.

    Suppose I am the first person in the area to experiance a theift. Suppose my car drives down the street one day. Someone who points out that the fact that I left it unlocked, running with the keys in the ignition, parked on the street, while I causally ate my eggs for breaky might have a point that I maybe deserve what came my way! eh?

    Well - the above example may sound ludicrous - but the average joe sixpack and unfortunately many corporate managers are simply so naive about securing their computer networks that the analogy of leaving the keys in the ignition is more apt than many people care to admit.

    Most people are basically quite honest. But if you leave your wallet in the middle of a parking lot do you really expect to get it back with the money intact?

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    BTW - I actually did find a wallet in the parking lot one day and it was returned with the money intact... so there! I do not condone theift and dishonesty and I am not trying to justify it. I'm trying to be a realist ok?

  85. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIAA and MPAA set to file lawsuits against the US govt. for piracy and dstribution of MP3's and Movies...

  86. So THAT'S what happened to the Spirit rover... by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
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  87. Imagine a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these?
    Well, he did, and went a step further...

  88. Article is completely wrong in almost all details! by ScienceMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    First of all, it is not possible to log into any service at Fermilab without a Kerberos principal. ftp and telnet are not permitted, and there is an active security eam that scans ports on a continuous basis and will shut down any offending machine. There is no firewall because all traffic must be either outgoing web and data services or kerberized if incoming.

    I have personally seen Windows machines shut down within minutes and their wireless cards confiscated when brought onto the site if a virus is detected. These scans are not optional to the user and are automatically performed. The fact that this user was caught and security tightened to prevent recurrences is proof that there is good security there. The comments above are almost all completely uneducated.

    Finally, as noted above by some (few) intelligent readers, the story is old and is really about sentencing. there has been no recent compromise.

    Troll-prevention note and disclaimer: For those who think the above or the story itself is an invitation to hack, I can point out that several such attempts occur per day, keeping the security team busy and alert, but that essentially all of them fail and the rare successful ones earn the attention of the FBI.

  89. not to mention the login warnings by caveat · · Score: 2, Informative

    At least at Brookhaven NL, all the computers have a paragraph at login, "WARNING: The system you are using is property of the Department of Energy, it's not for use beyond your job, unautorized access == crucifixion, yadda yadda"...you'd have to be beyond retarded to not realize you're where you're not supposed to be. Machines on the internal network don't usually have .gov hostnames, though - just an IP, or the machine name.

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    1. Re:not to mention the login warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least at Brookhaven NL, all the computers have a paragraph at login, "WARNING: The system you are using is property of the Department of Energy, it's not for use beyond your job, unautorized access == crucifixion, yadda yadda"...you'd have to be beyond retarded to not realize you're where you're not supposed to be.

      I don't know much about the scripts the kiddies are using these days, but it's entirely likely that the (probably GUI-based) cracking program just discards the MOTD and kicks him back some sort of "ready to upload files" message.

  90. Dear mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You have moderated 'insightful' the "tough on crime" ramblings of a moron with a dukes of hazard quote in his sig.

    I hope you get anal warts, or get caught at work looking at horse porn.

  91. How many employees do this? by mindslip · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many employees have collections of MP3's and video files on thier hard drives, in the FermiLab offices.

    Hmm... Strange sense of justice.

    mindslip

    1. Re:How many employees do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The user directories have quotas -- either "hard set quotas" or "soft quotas" (simply messages from an astute sysadmin that you're taking up too damn much space and need to burn it off on CDs or something).

      Employees can store large amounts of data (temporarily) in areas which are not backed up on the RAID servers (the ordinary user dir's are backed up), but it's wiped out every so often to keep it from filling up.

      Most well-run labs I've encountered seem to work this way.

  92. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    We need crackers because without them there would be no one to point out how incredibly vulnerable these systems really are. I'd rather have a crack root a box to download mp3s now then have a real threat root a box and perform much more covert and dubious actions.


    We need burglars because without them there would be no one to point out how incredibly vulnerable these houses really are. I'd rather have a crackhead burgle my house to by drugs now than have the CIA break in and plant bugs in my house.

    Doesn't make much sense, does it?

  93. In other words... by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

    "All your boson are belong to us."

  94. Re:Handbasket by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Nicely put. I'd mod you up if I could.

  95. They waive the fine???? by mark-t · · Score: 1
    Really... what good does that do?

    Fair enough, the kid couldn't pay it... but for a 21,000 fine, you'd think the kid would be doing a heckuva lot more than just 200 hours of service.

    That works out to over a hundred pounds every hour... man, who says crime doesn't pay?

  96. Legal precedent set with punishment by eagl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More interesting than the actual act of hacking into a US DoE network is the legal precedent set by the Judge in the UK. Although he found the kid guilty and sentenced him to 200 hours of community service, he failed to make him pay the roughly $38,000 in damages he cost the DoE as they took 17 computers down for 3 days to clean up the mess he made.

    According to CNN http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/02/03/britai n.hacker.reut/index.html the justification for failing to make the kid pay the actual financial damages he caused was that no classified information was compromised. This sets a legal precedent that is simply outstanding for budding young international hackers both in the US and the UK, because it means that as long as they do not compromise classified information, they can cause as much financial loss as they want and not be held liable for it beyond public service outside of the country they caused the damage in. For US script kiddies, this should mean that if they're caught hacking into UK government systems, the UK government should not ask the US to recover any financial damages unless classified information was compromised.

    See, the US and UK really ARE allies in the war against... ummm... are we FOR or AGAINST script kiddies this week?

  97. the hacker was a student .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "cracker...."

  98. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by easter1916 · · Score: 1
    The anwser is tougher laws and more extradition treaties. And by comparison, what ever happened to that phillapino kid who was caught writing viruses? I thought they threw the book at him. Why will the british kid get an easier sentance?
    I agree! Thank God the current regime has acknowledged the International Criminal Cour-- oh, wait a minute. Never mind.
  99. Put RIAA after his ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, what a nobel hacker, downloading Gb's of copyrighted materials

  100. Not Externally Hacked... by quantaq · · Score: 1

    Aside from this being old news, the guy actually had access to the server already because of a university collaboration. He did hack, just not externally--he just elevated his privledges on an unimportant machine (that's since been packed up and sent to England for evidence).

  101. Indeed, the INTERNET was invented... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    As we know, the WWW was invented in order for high-energy physicists to share data throughout the world, so not only does it not make sense for these machines to be cut off from the internet, it is an essential part of scientific research.

    In fact, enabling data sharing among academics, especially researchers, was one of the initial goals of the invention of the Internet itself. (The other big one: researching fault-tolerant data communication with military-grade reliability.)

    (All this spam and pr0n got tacked on after Al Gore legalized commercial use. B-) )

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  102. And that sentence is... by fizbin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nothing.

    Nothing, aside from the notoriety of this trial, which may not even follow him that far - a google search on his name (Joseph McElroy) doesn't even turn up stuff referring to him in the first page. (That what he gets for sharing his name with a famous author)

    The judge decided against jail time because "he had not accessed classified material on the network and had not intended to cause harm". Also, the monetary claim for damages against him was waived on the grounds that he wouldn't be able to pay it.

    "not intended to cause harm"? "not intended to cause harm"? Tell me, can I bypass the metal detectors at Heathrow simply because I'm not carrying any weapons, and even if I were, intend to cause no harm with them? What if I just want to drive to the store and back, but would rather hotwire your car instead of walking?

    Sure, I understand that the US has some truly brutal criminal trespass laws that are probably way out of proportion to the act they supposedly punish, and that therefore a UK judge might be more lenient in this case than a US one would, but... nothing?

  103. Ooops, my bad by fizbin · · Score: 1

    I somehow missed the section in bold at the top of the article.

    200 hours of community service.

    I guess that's better than nothing, and it's not like they caught him controlling a worldwide botnet and so could only charge him with infiltrating one system. Still seems like an amazingly light sentence.

    1. Re:Ooops, my bad by Hentai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's the lesson:

      Hacking into a national research laboratory with a particle accelerator, attempting to unlock the secrets of the universe = 200 hours community service

      Hacking into a Fortune 500 company, with a dedicated legal team and a public image to maintain = 3-5 years in a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

      Are we taking notes?

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    2. Re:Ooops, my bad by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hacking into a national research laboratory with a particle accelerator, attempting to unlock the secrets of the universe = 200 hours community service

      Hacking into a Fortune 500 company, with a dedicated legal team and a public image to maintain = 3-5 years in a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

      Logging onto Kazaa to download the latest Britteny Spears album........priceless

    3. Re:Ooops, my bad by fizbin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that the better comparison is "being sentenced by a British judge for a crime against someone overseas" vs. "being sentenced by an American judge for a crime that embarrassed the judge's golf partner".

  104. Oops by bukys · · Score: 1

    should have never named that machine sco.fnal.gov

  105. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But he obviously broke USA law. I wonder if the FBI can arrest him and force his export.

    I do not understand the culture of people thinking that they own everything. What gave this guy the right to steal bandwith from someone else? What gave him the right to steal the storage space? What gave him the right to break into someone elses pc?

    He's a script kiddie who stored some mp3s and movies on a poorly-secured machine in an unclassified lab.

    He used some bandwidth and storage space for his personal convenience. He didn't delete anyone's files, set up a spam relay, break into (or try to break into) more sensitive systems, or do any real harm. At worst, he should be on the hook for bandwidth costs and a nominal charge for the use of storage space; he also owes some apologies.

    He's a not-particularly-bright college kid who didn't cause any lasting harm, nor physical injury.

    So--would it be appropriate to take from this kid the years of his life that extradition, an American trial, and the American prison system would take...for downloading some mp3s? Is it worth the cost of transporting him, housing him, and trying him?

    Don't you think the FBI should have better things to do? They won't generally get involved even in the United States unless a million dollars or a kidnapping are involved.

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  106. Re: Fermilab by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    An entire lab that fits in a 1 femtometer cubed box.

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  107. So what?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what? Fermilab is not a nuke facility. They get probed and prodded every second. So do you! So this miscreant accessed a machine with a weak password during the influx of Windows break-ins, and everyone learned their lesson about MS products. He setup a Warez site. Big deal. He didn't steal any classified or sensitive data (all of their data is public). It happens every day, everywhere. Yes, he should be prosecuted since he did hack, but this type of breakin happens almost anywhere. Most times, it quietly gets covered up. NASA and JPL are 60%-80% owned at any given time. Many banks and on-line merchants have had hack jobs without any external reporting. I am sure at least someone at your company connects to your corporate network with a trojaned PC (ever have to deal with a split-tunneled VPN connection). Heck, even your grandmother is probably owned on her DSL connection. I will even bet that you have a machine or 2 compromised in your environment at any given time (assuming a large enough install base), be it a Warez site, IRC server or spambot. There is always a way into a network. It is just finding it. Look at your own backyard before you judge others. If you think you are secure, you are a fool!! Your Norton Firewall or Linksys will NOT protect you (but do a fairly good job). You want to be secure? Get rid of your computer, change your name to John Doe and live in the woods.

  108. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One can use a proxy to allow access to a web w/out direct connection to the Internet.

    You don't need to allow incoming connections on nearly all ports in order to browse or serve web.

    -frin

  109. UK Unis DO pay bandwidth costs by Sits · · Score: 1

    I think you will find that UK Universities DO pay bandwidth costs for traffic that goes outside of ja.net (maybe they are charged for ja.net traffic too these days). Prices are especially steep if you generate transatlantic traffic. Caching of data has become very important in an effort to cut costs and it's rare that you are allowed to make www connections without going through some sort of Uni proxy.

    Take a look at the network charging page for more details.

    Why on earth would the bandwidth be free? Just because it's "academic"?

    1. Re:UK Unis DO pay bandwidth costs by AlistairGroves · · Score: 1

      Yes, but routing all our traffic through janet means we pay nothing for that. That includes http, ftp, and ssh from uni machines. From halls, which have no direct external link to the net - everything goes through the proxy on campus, so that also isn't charged. Thus, more than 90% of our Uni's traffic isn't paid for (other than monthly or annual charges)

    2. Re:UK Unis DO pay bandwidth costs by Sits · · Score: 1

      So what do you think happens when that proxy needs to make to make a link to a connection beyond the confines of ja.net because the latest page you are fetching from Slashdot has changed? It sends a connection out through the ja.net network and off via the transatlantic link. ja.net then record the amount of data sent across it and bill your University appropriately. Just because the immediate connection from the university is a ja.net link does not mean your uni won't be charged (per the Mbit) once it crosses out of ja.net.

    3. Re:UK Unis DO pay bandwidth costs by AlistairGroves · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the late reply, been away for a bit. We don't actually pay for the data that then leaves janet - we just pay a flat rate. As long as it is deemed academic (from and academic computer or via our campus proxy) we don't pay for it, regardless of whether it later leaves the janet network. The rate we pay is actually calculated based on the uni's size and income, not the bandwidth.

  110. He's not so dumb by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    The kid broke the law, and undoubtedly did so deliberately (his DivX and MP3z didn't magically appear on their computers).

    That said, I agree that it's prudent to ask why, and if there were any extenuating circumstances... if he was a persecuted chinese dissident hiding incriminating materials so he wouldn't be executed... well, that's different from a warez d00d.

    The law allows for extenutation, and also considers circumstances, ala the "doctrine of competing harms." If you cross the center line of the highway, but do so to avoid a jaywalking pedestrian, you have a defense if some nit-picking highway patrolman decides to give you a citation for crossing left-of-center. Also, what your "chipmunk" example fails to take into account is premeditation versus behaving negligently or recklessly (do a legal search on culpable mental states, and you'll see what I mean).

    But whatever, the kid broke the law, did so delibarately, and is thus guilty. Punishment is where his age, foolishness, and general but-he's-a-good-boyness might save him a few lashes.

    Innocent? No way. Worthy of jail? Wellll... that's up to the judge; there's always wiggle room.

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  111. What would Robert think? by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Robert Rathbun Wilson would have to say about this. After all, he wanted FermiLab to be open to everyone; there is no front security gate to the entrance.

    1. Re:What would Robert think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to 9/11, the front gates are now closed to visitors, depending on the security level (yellow or orange). But the guards still don't get guns.

  112. Why didn't I hear about this before? by mujin · · Score: 1

    Fermilab is within walking distance of my house, and this is the first I've heard of this!

  113. You're sort of right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just trying to make the point that if the lab authorities intend to blow this up as a huge problem (i.e. servers shut down, pressing charges etc) then they have they must take responsibility for running a badly protected server in a critical environment.

    I suspect this was just a badly protected, semi-forgotten server of little importance and it was all a massive over reaction.

    1. Re:You're sort of right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "massive over reaction" is on the part of the BBC. This was just an ordinary break-in:

      Teenager hacks into an unsecured computer. (Probably a desktop machine in a researcher's office, not owned or administered by fermilab, and in need of some security patches.)

      Computing services at the lab notes unusual use of bandwidth from the machine, asks the guy who owns it: 'Hey, what gives?' He says: 'I dunno.' They disconnect the machine from the internet and figure out who broke in.

      Then, they probably report the break-in to the FBI. The FBI notifies the police in England. The kid gets tried and sentenced to community service.

      This is a totally normal sequence of events. Much the same thing happens when a kid breaks into a computer in a corporate environment and uses it to trade warez.

      The BBC is just trying to make it look more exciting by playing up the fact that Fermilab is administered by the DoE, and the DoE is involved in some aspects of the US's nuclear weapons program.

      But actually Fermilab has no more to do with nuclear weapons than my cat does. The DoE's National Security work is completely separate from its Office of Science.

  114. Re:This is dangerous. & "Ohld newss" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Fermilab policy that none of the critical systems are controlled by computer. A hacker might be able to get at the monitoring software but would not be able to "turn on" the particle accelerator. Anyhow, the idea that there's one switch to flip the thing on is ridiculous. It takes multiple teams of experts to get it going.

    This kid just wanted at the bandwidth (fast enough to service hundreds of users around the world with )and storage space (terabytes, petabytes).

  115. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by Phillip+Birmingham · · Score: 1

    Seems pretty obvious that senstive computers should be physically separated from any connection to the internet?

    Fermilab is attached to the Internet because the benefits of having it attached to the Internet exceed the risks.

    The research done at Fermilab is of a very basic nature -- nothing classified is done there, and I'd even take issue with the BBCs (and your) description of it as "sensitive," for that matter.

    The most "sensitive" systems would be the ones that control the accelerator and beamlines, but all you are likely to do with those is to steer a beam into one of the berms.

    Balance that against the fact that high-energy (particle) physics research is highly collaborative, and hundreds of researchers at the Lab use Internet on a daily basis to communicate with other researchers, download preprints of research papers, and other stuff, and you'll see that access to the Internet is nothing to give up lightly.

    We need crackers because without them there would be no one to point out how incredibly vulnerable these systems really are. I'd rather have a crack root a box to download mp3s now then have a real threat root a box and perform much more covert and dubious actions.

    "We need robbers because without them there would be no one to point out how easy it would be to be murdered. I'd rather have someone rob me now, than to have someone else murder me later."

    What's your address, and what brand of lock do you use? I'd like to give you a security lesson.

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  116. Re:Why is Fermi's network attached to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, he wasn't an evil hacker. He was a student with a pr0n addiction who happened to work there. What was the security guy supposed to do besides catch him? They had to trust him in order for him to get his work done, so, when he abused it, he was punished. It sounds pretty much on the up and up at ol FermiLab.

  117. Pirates? - Re:Education/Resach network by kerb · · Score: 1

    you know whats even cooler? when the pirate gets totally uppercut by a ninja out of somewhere just because he downloaded music and divx! now thats real ultimate power!

    http://www.realultimatepower.net

  118. The WHAT experimentation? by HiggsBison · · Score: 1
    Oh, and what villages? They're 45 miles outside Chicago - not the smallest place. Don't worry though. Unless top quarks, CP violation experiments, and Boson experimentation threaten explosion, I think we're ok.

    It's the Bison experimentation I'm more worried about.

    Heh, heh.

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  119. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1
    Don't you think the FBI should have better things to do?
    Looks like someone's in for a very rude awakening if he googles cointelpro...
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  120. nice smirk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucker deserves a fine just for that smirk

  121. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
    Looks like someone's in for a very rude awakening if he googles cointelpro...

    I'm confused. What does a program to spy on, harass, and incriminate domestic individuals suspected of Communist leanings that ended thirty years ago have to do with the FBI's current work?

    And why does that imply that the FBI would get involved in the abuse of an academic computer by a dumb script kiddie that incurred essentially miniscule costs and did didn't damage any data? If the kid had been in the States, there's a slim chance that the FBI would have gotten involved, but since he's in the UK--and has already been tried and punished--it's just not worth their while.

    A government agency that did something stupid, deceptive, and unconstitutional thirty years ago. Film at eleven.

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  122. Re:Does he look like a Twit? by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    Yes.

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  123. Re:Wonder what will happen when the USA gets him.. by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    Um, it never stopped. Try this: call up the FBI, tell them that coworker you don't like has been distributing "subversive literature" (use those words exactly), give them the address of your company, then hang up. Doesn't matter if your coworker is a choir boy who's never been in trouble w/ the law before, he will be picked up and his family will be paid a visit by gun-toting agents.

    Alternatively, you can take a close look at the weapons of mass destruction they just found in Texas. Plans to lob chemical bombs capable of killing hundreds of people in under a minute all over the country foiled by the local police, but it still took forever to get the FBI involved. You see John Ashcroft touting this as a victory in the war on terror? Now if those guys had been Muslim, "Whoo boy, we nailed us some brown-skin folk!! Yeeeeeeehaw!"

    The FBI has plenty of things to do that would be worth their while and would be worth the amount of money that we pay them, but they're far too busy doing dirty work for the people in charge to give a damn.

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