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Tech Training Schools Going Bust

superflippy writes "The Associated Press reports that many tech training schools which opened during the last few years are now shutting their doors. During the dot-com boom, there was the perception that a few months of computer training could lead to a fabulous job. Now, it seems all these schools have produced are unemployed people with student loans and dubious certifications."

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  1. Too many of them by l810c · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is just a result of the dotcom bubble burst. Companies these days are looking for (in order):

    Outsourcing to India
    Cheap College Grads (Although there are too many here also)
    Experienced (more expensive) College Grads
    And *maybe* a few scraps left over grads of these half ass tech schools

    There is still definitely a place for a few of these schools for people wanting to add a skill or become more advanced in a skill, but the days of taking an 8 week course and then finding a tech job are over. I actually know a couple of people that went to these type schools 5 years ago and now have great tech jobs.

    1. Re:Too many of them by dankney · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certifications aren't completely obsolete as long as one has realistic expectations. Tech is like any other industry -- certification/education gets you an entry-level job with an entry-level salary. To advance past that, it's based on your experience and accomplishments.

    2. Re:Too many of them by Andorion · · Score: 4, Funny

      I notice "people with many years experience in the field" is not on your list, as it shouldn't be.

      ~Berj

    3. Re:Too many of them by RobPiano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't too many techs! The problem is too many BAD techs! Being a tech is more than a certificate. I know computer science majors who have never opened up a machine. I had someone with a Master's in Computer Informational Systems ask me if I could point out to her the "virtual memory" inside the computer. I know a system admin who keep disks running at 99% capacity and wonder why he get disk errors.

      The idea that tech == money has contributed to many people going into tech that haven't any interest in it.

    4. Re:Too many of them by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I recall that back in the early 1990s there were many schools that specialized in technical training for those with non-mainstream cultures. An Example: A particular school opened up in Shiprock Arizona teaching all sorts of tech skills to the Navajos: "just sign here and we gaurantee to take all your money and what's more you will also get a free lifetime of debt!" As soon as the loan guarantees were signed and the monies delivered, the school closed up shop and moved on. This was something of a local scandal back then, but I think it was repeated in basic form throughout the country with other local populations. This latest schooling blight is just another form of the same. As long as the lure of student loan money is there, the shysters will come.

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    5. Re:Too many of them by JPriest · · Score: 5, Funny

      The good news is that they don't hide well. They proudly identify themselves as MCSE's.

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    6. Re:Too many of them by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Informative

      At the risk of being a "Me too!" poster, I agree. When I was in my senior year, I was taking a fourth-year microcontroller class, and it was painfully obvious my lab partner hadn't coded at all in his life. He would start a condition check with an "if", then indent once more for the "else if", then once more for the next "else if" until, ten "else if"s later the condition was occupying three lines on the text editor.

      He wasn't a Comp Sci. major because he liked coding, that's for sure.

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    7. Re:Too many of them by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly There needs to be Tech schools out there that have 90%+ Failure rates of students that Just don't have the aptitude to work with computers.. But the only problem then would be to get students into the school and fill up the classes so they can make money.... Thats the problem... Mostly tech schools fail to Properly teach students proper skills... instead they drown them in technical procedure and text books and think they will learn something... When ever i see a tech school grad I allways ask them for a difficult problem and their solution to it.. 99.99999+ of them are Stumped when I ask them how their solution relates to the theory of the actual problem. 90%+ Tech school grads don't have any idea at all on proper troubleshooting techniques the vast Majority use what I call the "Pin The Tail on the Donkey" approach to troubleshooting.. and I can't half blame them ... as the come out of a tech school armed with enough knowledge and confidence to be blind and dangerous in their abilities to admin anything but their home PC. That or they only use half of the Cause and Effect aproach.. The see The Cause and its effects but think nothing of the effects of their solution once its implemented Causing problems again that are usually worse..

      Its usually a horrible situation with tech grads that do not have a firm background in computers... You usually have to break them and completely retrain them and show them how to utilize their knowledge they obtained in school...

      But there are many many different shades of bad techs out there.. and as of late more of them are becoming fluent in linux and can get by alot of questions in that area and still be dangerous... But the "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" approach is allways a sure sign of a tech you shouldn't hire unless you have time and resources to retrain them if their personality isn't resistant to it.

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    8. Re:Too many of them by catfood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I know computer science majors who have never opened up a machine.

      Opening up a machine is not part of Computer Science. You might as well criticize Political Science majors for not holding public office.

      The idea that tech == money has contributed to many people going into tech that haven't any interest in it

      Amen.

    9. Re:Too many of them by deadmongrel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > >Outsourcing to India
      You had to say that didn't you? Can't be just out- sourcing in general. Do you know how many "tech" centrers and "universities" and "institutes" were started in India? probably more that it was started here in the US. and after the dot-com bubble burst probably 60 to 70 % of them went belly up. US in not alone in this situation.

    10. Re:Too many of them by bonius_rex · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I've got one too, and I won't post AC. People who contantly disparage the MCSE don't seem to understand what the MCSE is about. It does not mean the person is a rocket scientist. It means the person has a minimal knowledge about how to work a Microsoft network. That's it.

      Look at the some of therequirements. it says things like "Create and Manage user accounts."

      It doesn't say "be super-duper geek computer god with 133t slashdot powers"

    11. Re:Too many of them by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very true, I went to a tech school. Mine was for recording arts though, not computer networking or anything. But the same problems still applied. School was more interested in getting people through then actually teaching them something. I personally learned alot going there, but I applied myself. There were just as many, if not more, that went through and didn't learn a damn thing, and those people have the same degree I do, and they're all gonna be fucked. I've never once shown anyone my resume. I get jobs because when people talk to me about recording they can tell I know my shit, not because I have an associate degree.

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    12. Re:Too many of them by DukeLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, maybe I am a ray of hope. I teach college-level courses at night in programming (Java / C++) and Unix system administration. This term it looks like I will lose about half my class. A lot of people just try to slide by...except my school has backed every F I have given.

    13. Re:Too many of them by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The see The Cause and its effects but think nothing of the effects of their solution once its implemented Causing problems again that are usually worse..

      I hear this is how Windows patches are tested.

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    14. Re:Too many of them by slasher999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm about ready to hire a full time tech to take over some of the day to day support work. What am I looking for? Simple. Absolute quality service to our clients, integrity, an ability to think quickly and come up with solutions to problems on the fly, experience in a broad range of technologies, dedication, and loyalty to my organization. There are still some of us out there with our priorities straight.

    15. Re:Too many of them by danheskett · · Score: 2

      Shouldn't a compsci major have seen at least one or two machines opened up?
      By the time they are CEO of Dell or HP, yeah probably...

      Do you think those CEOs of Ford or GM had seen and were familiar with car build process by their first year in business school?

      where everyone is competent and is involved in IT because they *love* computers/coding/networking etc. Damn.
      That is a fantasy world. Most people don't like their job. Most IT people don't like their job.

    16. Re:Too many of them by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most people don't. I happen to love all things technical. I happen to be good at it.

      I'll also never have much of a job in IT. I have a rudimentary ATM155 network at home, not to mention all sorts of other L1's. Hell, I'm even building my own internet of sorts. I can do everything from the chip level up to relational databases...

      And I'll never be more than a grunt. It's painful being a loser. Some days more than others.

    17. Re:Too many of them by nodialtone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you. I have interviewed numerous ppl for jobs that have come up where I work. These jobs are tech related, some whom i've interviewed had those so-called elite certs e.g. CISSP, MCSE, and god of all knowing certs, and some who that do not. But ask one of those elite dudes/gals to describe what a top level domain is? his honest answer was, "I don't know" I asked one fellow, who I recommended we hire, because he was smart with other things that were asked, had common sense, and on the way out asked my boss if he could talk to me again, and on the way out, he asked me, what is a top level domain? I explained. Try it in your next interview. :) Or maybe something like... "Looking at the entire internet, what network topology would you describe best fits?" Common sense.

    18. Re:Too many of them by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right, so that just reinforces what others have been saying. Your $14,000 for MSCE cert is better spent elsewhere.

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      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    19. Re:Too many of them by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think the point was about simply opening a PC and LOOKING at it. Rather, it was about knowing what is inside the PC. What's the point of opening up a PC and not knowing what's inside it? So a better analogy is: how many mechanical engineers can fix cars or know what is inside of it? Not many. However, a mechanic, as opposed to a mechanical engineer, will know aobut the inside of a car.

      With comp sci/engineering, it's the same thing. You don't need to know what's inside the computer because most people don't fix computers. Fixing computers is generally left to technicians. However, what you DO need to know is how the components work and how to design something.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    20. Re:Too many of them by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Honestly There needs to be Tech schools out there that have 90%+ Failure rates of students that Just don't have the aptitude to work with computers.. But the only problem then would be to get students into the school and fill up the classes so they can make money....

      I've been teaching at one of them schools for almost 4 years; and you wouldn't believe how hard it is to fail anyone (or to suggest they should seek another major, or [as I usually like to tell students] to switch schools - I also teach in a real college).

      On one occation, the `director' actually changed my final grades! (yep, plainly edited the final roster).

      I've heard stories of instructors being fired for what amounts to IMHO `telling the truth' to the students.

      These schools are evil money sucking machines that pray on the mistery of others and screw up the lives of just about every student they come across (recruit already messed up folks [many not even high school grads], promise lots of stuff, leave them with TONS of loans). I really hate that school (on moral grounds), but hey, work is work, and I'd rather be employed than not.

      Oh, yeah, and I wish they'd go under! I've been wishing for that since the first few weeks of me working there.

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  2. well.... by Transient0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    at least they are unemployed with only a few months worth of student loans.

    seems downright enviable from my position with four years worth of loans.

    1. Re:well.... by Toasty981 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not quite. From the article:



      "The problem for students like Milla Muller, 25, is that they sign legal contracts to pay back loans, no matter how bad a school turns out to be. Muller's efforts to get her $7,500 loan from Sallie Mae Financial forgiven have been unsuccessful.

      Muller was one of about 150 students enrolled at Xintra Institute of Technology in Quincy, Mass. The school was stripped of its license in April for failure to comply with state regulations. It filed for bankruptcy in August, without giving students any notice.

      "Sallie Mae has absolutely no recourse for this at all," said Muller, who now pays $189 a month for classes she didn't take."



      I'm guessing a lot of people don't have the cash reserves to simply pay off the outstanding balance when it became clear that the school wouldn't be around for four years. So they are paying a four-year loan.

    2. Re:well.... by Highlander · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think what he meant is that the people that go to the "1 year technical school" and can't get a job have 1 years of loans to pay back; whereas he has a degree for a 4year institute such as a university with 4 years worth of loans to pay back.

      H

    3. Re:well.... by corbettw · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh wow, that sucks. Especially since, IIRC, you can't discharge student loan debt through bankruptcy.

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  3. Good! by El · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny, that doesn't seem to stop them from running ads that say "40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year! Train now for a rewarding career!"

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    1. Re:Good! by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 5, Funny

      40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year!

      Must be willing to relocate to Bangalore.

    2. Re:Good! by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Funny
      they don't say that, they say


      "40,000 new IT jobs are opening up every year!* Train now for a rewarding career!"

      .

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      .

      .

      .

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      *worldwide

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    3. Re:Good! by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > doesn't seem to stop them from running ads

      So true. Here in the Washington DC area there's a radio ad to the effect of "Sign up for Cisco and Microsoft training! Get the pay and respect you deserve!"

      I'm not sure which is more implausible - the idea that the world owes me more money or the idea that Cisco and Microsoft are more or less the same company.

    4. Re:Good! by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 4, Funny


      the idea that Cisco and Microsoft are more or less the same company.


      Its all planned out. In 2009 we take over Cisco so that we can embrace and expand the internet better. By 2017, we will have assim^H^H^H^H^Hembraced every company in America. In 2023 all the Armed forces
      automated, Windows-enhanced will automatically hunt down anything with a Penguin* on it. Finally in 2029 we get tired of paying off policians cutting into profits, so we buy the US Government.

      - Bill Gates

      * We also initially planned to destroy stuff with a Demon on it, but Bush is going to declare BSD-hackers evil-doers in 2006.

    5. Re:Good! by CatLord42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sign up for Cisco and Microsoft training! Get the pay and respect you deserve!"


      From what I've seen, most people with Microsoft Certifications (who are un^H^Hemployed) *are* getting the pay and respect they deserve!

      ;-)

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    6. Re:Good! by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny


      Used to be 40,000 per week...

    7. Re:Good! by Maserati · · Score: 4, Funny

      Many, many moons ago I took an Intro to Engineering class in high school. We had a bunch of speakers from the professional world as well as from schools. Including Heald. The brochure the Heald guy passed out included a *complete* list of recent graduates and the jobs they had. Somebody spotted the "Sanitation Engineer" so we pored over the list and found, among others, two car park attendants. I don't think Heald is giving the full list to HS students anymore :-)

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    8. Re:Good! by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, productivity is way up and real wages are down. Way things look to me, the world _does_ owe you more money.

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  4. Serves them right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They shood do what I did and go to an acredited scholl like the University of Pheonix. Online.

    1. Re:Serves them right. by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Funny

      Screw that. Just come to me. I'll mail you a diploma in a numerous programs (nuclear physics, heart transplant surgery, political science) for a few bucks. You can do the studying at your leisure. Jeez, don't you people read your email?

    2. Re:Serves them right. by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know someone who used to teach at University of Pheonix. First, he told me that even though he was teaching beginning C++, the school wanted him to teach it in a discussion based class. Second, must students expected a passing grade just for the fact that they paid a lot of money.

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    3. Re:Serves them right. by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      must students expected a passing grade just for the fact that they paid a lot of money

      Sounds like Graduate School. I'd receive a "B" just for showing up.

    4. Re:Serves them right. by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd say that depends on the professor and the program. Yes, there are some who give you the requisite B if you do the requisite amount of work, but it gives the added incentive to bust your ass and get the A so that you stand out. The places that give Bs easily are usually research schools, because they don't want to have good researchers fail out because they couldn't grok their multiprocessor architecture course.

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    5. Re:Serves them right. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      The school that I goto

      I suggest you gosub school instead of goto. That way you can return when you're done.

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  5. Perception? by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    During the dot-com boom, there was the perception that a few months of computer training could lead to a fabulous job.

    Perception? How soon we forget - that actually happened. It happened all over silicon valley.

    We'll have another unsustainable tech boom as soon as everyone forgets those mistakes entirely.

    1. Re:Perception? by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Might I interest you in a new fad diet I've invented by investing heavy research into fad diets of 40 years ago?

      No?

      Well, how about this brand spanking new religious philosophy channeled to me by a wise, old Atlantean that I found in the library?

      Hmmmmmmmm, tough customer.

      One word. Plastics.

      I think Santayana had something to say about this. Wish I could remember what it was.

      KFG

    2. Re:Perception? by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1999: We're going to replace your position with someone who dropped out of tech school...

      2004: We're going to replace your position with someone in Bangalore who dropped out of tech school...

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  6. The job outlook for high-tech professionals is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a professional HTML software developer with good working knowledge of Microsoft FrontPage 2000, Microsoft FrontPage 2002, Microsoft FrontPage 2003 and HomeSite. Extensive experience with back-end server management via Microsoft Web Publishing Wizard. I am looking roughly for $80-90K (plus sign-on bonus and relocation), but I can tell you the job field is not that great. I think I should learn PHP and wait for things to pick up. Can anyone recommend good PHP classes under-$5,000 range?

  7. Sounds familiar by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, it seems all these schools have produced are unemployed people with student loans and dubious certifications.

    So, kind of like Microsoft?

    [rimshot!]

    Thanks, I'm here all week! ;)

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    1. Re:Sounds familiar by rampant+mac · · Score: 4, Funny
      "That wasn't funny, you rimjob. Can't you people come up with something that is humourous, rather than the same old inane Microsoft jabs?"

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      Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

      What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.

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    2. Re:Sounds familiar by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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  8. Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. Kid goes through course
    2. Kid does well, but doesn't really learn
    3. Kid gets job $63,000/year
    4. Kid has no idea what to do, but was able to talk his shit up.
    5. Kid goes to teacher and begs him to help
    6. Company pays teacher to do kids job $15,000

    Cost to company $75,000
    I know of this personally. Pretty annoying if you ask me. The kid actually still has his job too.

  9. School: It's opposite day. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think it is wonderful that people are given a few hours of lecture and a certification for some obscure software system. This indeed leads to some fabulous jobs, earning over $300,000 a year starting salary. This is because RESULTS DO NOT MATTER. What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours. It doesn't matter if you get anything done. It doesn't matter if the company meets its obligations. The important thing is that you have a certificate and you are there on time. Because businesses like to pay people for work, not for results. No business wants results.

    And that is exactly why these schools are as successful as they are.

    Or, is today opposite day?

    1. Re:School: It's opposite day. by LennyDotCom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is because RESULTS DO NOT MATTER. What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours

      Gee thats what I did wrong I gave 3 years of results to a company that not only made the company sucsessfull but very profitable. and I got nothing not even a paycheck. But then again I was fucking the owner.
      Moral: Don't get involed with the owner

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    2. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfamiliar with the scenario you're spouting out, but the people I've interviewed coming from these schools were hoping for 30k a year jobs. Most were older 'non-traditional' students who had been working menial jobs (many single mothers), and had managed to save up enough for the classes inorder to make a better life for themselves.

    3. Re:School: It's opposite day. by Tassach · · Score: 2, Informative
      What matters is that you show up to work on time and work for eight hours
      What sad is that is all too often true. At one former job, showing up on time counted for 20% of your annual performance review. One fifth of your job was to show up on time. Insane. I could see it if it were retail or customer service, where there's a genuine business requirement to be there at a certian time, but this was an office job.
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  10. Good thing....good thing.... by tekiegreg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well if we thin out the population of tech schools some, the more reputable colleges (in my case Cal Poly Pomona) will look a little better, and that degree will mean more. Therefore maybe IT degrees will mean something again...well we can hope anyways...

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    1. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      the more reputable colleges

      This makes me think of something a co-worker once talked about. This man, a native of India who is a highly skilled and extremely competent consultant, talked about how great the schools in India were. He insinuated that the tech schools in India focused on "real" tech education and didn't waste their time on courses like Philosophy, Religion, Sociology, etc.

      I disagree with that. The best tech workers I know, don't just program, they know how to "think". Personally, I believe someone from a reputable college, where they were forced to take a few Russian History courses, is worth much, much more than someone that has only learned how to code C++.

      As silly as my European Film course was in Undergrad, I think it helped me think beyond Java.

    2. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a big difference between people who can for example, set up any kind of network, or know how to program in C++ well. And people who can really think on their own, learn new things because the really "want" to learn, and don't just follow orders. What you get from a 4 year university is that they're supposed to make and encourage you to think. That's why you had to take those history, art, writing, etc courses that may not be "programming" courses. Just a couple days ago there was an article on slashdot about linguistics and programming. ok I"m rambling but you get my point...maybe not.

    3. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I"m rambling but you get my point...maybe not.

      Oh, I get your point.

      Personally, I have idolized a man called Herb Simon. Dr. Simon won the Nobel Prize in Economics for his 1950's work on the subject of Satisficing (among other things). Carnegie-Mellon University realized the intelligence of this man, and, as a result, he ended up teaching courses as diverse as Economics, Philosophy and Computer Science.

      Unfortunately for all of us, that man died in 2001. I would have loved to have even audited one of his classes. But, it didn't happen.

      Anyway, he wins the fucking Nobel Prize in Economics. He ends up teaching Philosophy and Computer Science courses. Un-fucking-believable. That man was a stud. We should all bow down at the mere mention of his name.

      If anybody ever asks me again about the value of their Econ 101 course when they are a Physics major, I'll ask them to check out Herb Simon.

    4. Re:Good thing....good thing.... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The world is changing due to capitalism. Right now and in the future, I don't think anyone will care how diverse your knowledge is. Once upon a time, people had diverse knowledge. If you look at any great thinkers in the 1800's or even early 1900's, you would find that they studied many things. If you go even further back, you will find that those that were respected had a broad background. Many of the top scientists, mathematicians, etc were good at many things. Examples include Francis Bacon, Descartes, Benjamin Franklin, and so on. Nowadays that is not the case. Employers don't care about anything (for the most part). The only thing they look for is a particular skill set. No one asks if you have a good diverse background; they only ask if you have knowledge/experience in C++, drivers, memory management, and real-time design (I'm just making this up for a hypothetical job).

      It is my view that as the world shifts towards (pure) capitalism (which it is), there will be a split in education. Educational institutions will be nothing more than a means to pump out workers. This essentially means that optional fields with low employer demand (eg. philosophy, social science, etc) will split (and "die off" in some sense). This is already happening, although on a smaller scale. There is battles going on between people (mostly capitalists) who only want to fund profit-generating education (eg. engineering, science, business) and cut funding to others (eg. social science, humanities, etc). Many universities have controversies over this. Who deserves funding: the philosophy department or the business department? Governments are also having this discussion (although it isn't a major issue yet). For instance, the former Premier of Ontario (Canada) essentially said that humanties and arts shouldn't be a priority (i.e. no funding for them) while science, business, and several others should be what schools concentrate on.

      The issue I'm mentioning is nothing new. It has always been a question in philosophy of education: Should universities be enriching a student or should they be creating workers suited to get jobs? But this issue hasn't played out in the open yet. There are immense pressures on universities to downsize their "optional" studies (eg. arts, humanities, etc). When universities are privatizes, as capitalism calls for, these deparments will dissapear.

      So to sum up, I think you are seeing the last of the diverse individual. In the future, I think people will be very shallow but focused. They will not be good at many things but they will be extremely good at one thing--the thing that will get them a job.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
  11. Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend of a friend asked me to help him with a final project for one of his classes at ITT Tech. This was a project in ASP for an online bookstore. He was nearing completion of his associates degree in Web Design, and when I got there to show him things, he knew nothing at all. Not even HTML... When I asked him about that, he said he "sorta learned it a while ago". Last I checked, HTML was the staple of Web Development, no? All of his pages that he had made so far were all autogenerated by FrontPage. Goes to show you what good a $30,000 2-year associates degree at ITT Tech is worth.....or rather worthless.

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    How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    1. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by SilverTab · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, tech training can't make you a real computer geek. You have to actually be INTERESTED in computers. I've learned more ON MY OWN than I have from formal techie education. Those folx who pursue an IT education because "it's a good field to be in" will always suck because they're not actually interested enough in computers to learn anything on their own. So they don't know any more than their instructors tell them...which just isn't enough. There's A LOT to learn in order to do a decent job in any tech field. If you don't have the aptitude to seek out that which you do not know (or even to REALIZE what you do not know), you're gonna suck. That guy probably didn't even realize that he needed to know HTML.

      What somebody needs to do is design a course that will actually teach you all you need to know. I wonder if a CS degree program at an actual acredited university does?.... anybody know?

    2. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by iSwitched · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honest answer?

      Probably not. If you are going into academia or scientific research or some similar field, then MAYBE a CS degree will teach you what you need to know.

      But where do most techies end up? Programmer or network admin at a BUSINESS. Precisely where they are most destined to fail. Why does this happen, well, if you listen to the posts on slashdot, then you might infer that CS grads are unusually predispositioned to develop:

      1. Arrogance about their chosen fields that causes them to think that the 'suits' running the business are somehow idiots, despite the fact that these same 'suits' make 10 times more money than they and are effectively running a real live business in most cases (of course exceptions apply, idiots do exist, but in nowhere near the numbers most slashdotters think).

      2. A general disdain for their non-computer literate co-workers.

      3. A complete inability to interact with other humans in person.

      4. A singular lack of understanding about the most basic principles of business and economics.

      5. A myopic focus on the mechanics of software, hardware, and the like, rather than focusing on delivering solutions that enable real people to work faster or smarter.

      The modern CS degree program could use a major face-lift, including significant coursework in:

      - Human psychology
      - Principles of business and economics
      - Public speaking

      Until that happens, my hiring preference is humanities graduates with several years experience and proof of delivering real solutions to real user-bases.

      --
      "That naive cube! How long must I suffer this!" --Sheldon J. Plankton
    3. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Frontpage or other tools (Dreamweaver) are very helpful to the professionals because they don't have to type up all the code. I read that in "Professional JavaScript" and that they are called Rapid Developement Tools or something. But I agree with you, you should have at least some idea what you are doing.

      As a professional, I'll afraid I hafta respectfully disagree with you, or at least disagree with "Professional JavaScript". All of those autogenerating HTML Word Processors produce bloated, difficult to maintain, HTML.

      They are helpful early on when you are unfamiliar with all the HTML tags and their attributes, but you learn over time that nothing beats a great text editor (yay vim) and blind memorizing of the HTML tags.

      Additionally, at least with Dreamweaver 4 (which was the last WYSIWYG HTML editor I ever used), it totally obliterated any decent intentation system.

      They might be useful for whipping up a nonfunctional prototype, but when developing a fully functional complex Web application, raw text is the only way to go.

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      How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    4. Re:Rightly So! These Schools are Crap! by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 4, Insightful


      A friend of a friend asked me to help him with a final project for one of his classes at ITT Tech. This was a project in ASP for an online bookstore. He was nearing completion of his associates degree in Web Design, and when I got there to show him things, he knew nothing at all. Not even HTML...


      Amen. I work at a consulting company that does web hosting for some clients on the side. Every 2 months I get someone calling me up asking me to move their site over to the frontpage server at the request of their new web designer.

      The "web designer" always has a go at making things work on the unix server, but they get stuck trying to do something trivial like a no-frills form mailer. On the phone I mention to them that they could do this with Javascript or a simple CGI program on the server end that I'd even set up for them. They then go on and describe to me in a very roundabout manner (so as to avoid embarrasing themselves at all costs) that they've never even heard of these things before, and they don't understand anything but frontpage. So I move their site over, at greater monthly expense to the client.

      I thought the dot-com bust would have shaken these people out of the IT industry and into mcdonald's and walmart where they belong. I really hoped it would, but it hasn't. It seems that the people who are good at lying, bullshit and buzzwords and wear a nice suit are lasting longer than the people who can tell a div tag from their ass hole.

  12. Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You mean that a cheesy diploma from a paper-mill that reads the O'Reilly manuals to you for a semester or two and charges you tens of thousands of dollars is no substitute for a real degree or real experience? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you!!

    Well, no, I'm not really shocked :)

    Disclaimer: several bachelor's and master's degrees work for me, as well as several no-degree people with strong skills, but as far as I know, no "certificates", which is the way I like it.

    Crispin
    ----
    Crispin Cowan, Ph.D.
    CTO, Immunix Inc.

    1. Re:Shocking! by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think it is great that you are an employer that is willing to consider applicant that do not have a university degree.

      As a 'letterless' software engineer I find this to be pretty uncommon. This is incredibly frustrating to me because during the 6 months I was unemployed (Im pleased to say this is no longer the case) I was passed over by many-a-position that suited my skills perfected purely on the basis of my lack of a university education.

      YMMV, judging by your sig you are obviously an educated man but when I think about the truely outstanding technical people I have worked with during my relatively short career so far I find that that majority were those without the education.

      Im not sure exactly why this is, but my theory is that it is too easy to coast through a degree by 'going through the motions' and then use it to mean more than it is. Usually those without the degree had to demostrate a higher technical skill level before being considered.

      I do however, take slight issue with your point about certificates. I have found some of these to be very worthwhile. I have certificates from Sun in their Java programmer, Java developer and Java web component developer qualifications and found them (particually the programmer) to be an excellent base-line skill test.

      I have recommended to my current employer that all developers working on our software should either have the programmer certificate or be working towards it.

      I dont attempt to leverage these certs too much on my CV but they are far from useless.

      I dont think you should tar them all with the same brush.

    2. Re:Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      YMMV, judging by your sig you are obviously an educated man but when I think about the truely outstanding technical people I have worked with during my relatively short career so far I find that that majority were those without the education.
      I have met some astoundingly brilliant letterless people. I disagree that a majority of outstanding developers are degreeless, but they certainly are a big chunk.

      I do however, take slight issue with your point about certificates. I have found some of these to be very worthwhile. I have certificates from Sun in their Java programmer, Java developer and Java web component developer qualifications and found them (particually the programmer) to be an excellent base-line skill test.
      While have occasionally found people with certificates to be quite good (some of my best friends are CISSP's :-) I have never found any significant correlation from certificates to skills. If anything, there is an anti-correlation: those holding (more importantly, advertising) "certificates" have a slightly elevated probability of being useless posers who are good at test taking, and little else. I put the certificates at the bottom of the resume pile, and the actual/relevant skills at the top.

      I have recommended to my current employer that all developers working on our software should either have the programmer certificate or be working towards it.
      I find that highly disturbing, and would not tolerate such a policy. Why should someone who is highly competent, productive, and well-read in the subject be forced to be "working on" a certificate that does nothing but expensively validate skills you already know are present? I value real degrees because they tend to deliver education. I devalue "certificates", because they tend to be light on the education and heavy on the testing.

      Crispin

    3. Re:Shocking! by jht · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Welcome to my world...

      My old company got bought a couple of years ago, and this past year decided that management wasn't needed anymore here. So I got dumped (so did a lot of other folks), and after six months with only a handful of interviews, I decided to take matters into my own hands, started up my own business (consulting, training, security, and custom training - not the kind that's being talked about here), and as I get started it's been promising enough that I'm happy with the decision.

      But during those six months, were there plenty of positions that I was amply qualified for? Absolutely. I'm also a non-degree holder, though, and that was most likely a factor in my resume's landing in so many circular files over that time. When times are tough and there's a lot of unemployed out there, it's likely that folks in a position like mine or yours are the ones who lose all the tie-breakers, regardless of how well we might actually do in the job.

      When you have a dozen or so job seekers, you look real hard at each one. When you have 50, you sort 'em quick - the ones who don't match every criteria perfectly don't even make the first cut. The last time I looked for work in a down market (in the early '90s), it was much lower-level work, so the job was pretty easy to get. But times change and so did my experience and qualifications - still never had a finished degree, though, and that's a factor now. Ironically, I don't have all the certs, either - I was too busy dealing with things for real and sending my employees out for their own certs. They may have been smart guys with certs, but they still came to me for help solving the problems thay couldn't handle themselves.

      But by the certifications=qualifications theory, it should have been the other way around. At least, HR resume filters will assume that.

      Of course, working for myself I don't have to deal with that so much anymore, but it could turn out to be an issue again someday. It all depends on the timing, I guess.

      --
      -- Josh Turiel
      "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
    4. Re:Shocking! by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let me clarify this for you. Perhaps there are 'official' paths to the title of 'engineer' here but in my current position I am responsible for...

      * Business Analysis - I have created UML representations of the entire business including those aspect that will not be translated into software, but aid us in deciding where that boundary will be set.

      * Technology research - I have researched and chosen an appropriate set of technologies that will support the software we are developing and complement the skills of the current staff.

      * Development methodology research - I have selected tools and practices that will enable us to develop software in the most efficient way possible (I tend towards agile methodologies such as extreme programming).

      * Mentorship - I provide information to other developers on the best practices for J2EE software development.

      * Development environment designer - I have created a complete environment for software design and development including launch on demand UML tools, version control, build environment, continuous integration and unit testing frameworks

      * Developer - I design, write and refactor code.

      I have been doing this for 5 years and im still only 22.

      I consider myself a 'software engineer'. If the definition above doesnt constitute an acurate description of this role in academic circles then I am happy to be called whatever it is I have earned.

      I still find it incredibly difficult to find work. I have glowing letter of recommendation but that doesnt get me past the 'MUST have degree' nazis in the HR department.

    5. Re:Shocking! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Another poster pointed out the irony in my devaluing degrees but valuing these certifications. All I can say is I can think of at least 5 honours degree holders that wouldnt have even come close to passing these certs without serious study.
      This mostly tells me that you do not understand the value of a (good) degree. Degrees teach concepts (software engineering, concurrency, relational databases) while certificates teach particular technologies(Visual Studio, particular thread libraries, Oracle). I will take someone trained in the concepts over someone trained in the technologies any day.

      Technologies come and go, and picking up a new one is just a matter of reading the manual. Concepts require hard-core education, and someone trained only in technologies often falls flat as soon as the technology falls out of vogue. Consider: how would you value someone with a resume that said they were familiar with Borland, DBase IV, and HTML?

      Caveat: I am not saying that people who don't have degrees don't understand concepts. Rather, that the certificates focus on technology trivia, and thereofre you cannot tell whether the candidate knows the concepts or not.

      Crispin

  13. Good Riddance by wan-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These schools churned out tons of useless "educated" people with little added value from their educational experience. The only purpose that these institutions had was to dilute the talent within the IT and computer engineering fields. I say good riddance!

  14. Amen. These schools blow. by Stupid+White+Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I spent 10 months at "The Chubb Institute" gaining a certificate in Network and System Security. During the 10 months, we started with basic A+ cert type information, and worked our way up through Linux and MS ISA Server... none of each in enough detail to actually get a job done.

    In fact, we spent 1 week learning Redhat where we installed the OS, Installed Samba, and FTP.

    Then we spent 4 weeks (5 hours a day 5 days a week) learning how to write resumes and interview.

    Somehow I feel like Linux is more important then what color my suit is for the interview. (blue vs. grey)

    Lastly, they promised "Job Placement" - however, the only calls that the Graduating Security Class received were helpdesk positions.

    My question is... if the Network Security class... the most esteemed program at the Chubb Institute is getting calls for Helpdesk positions... what positions are the helpdesk classes getting?

    Janitorial?

    1. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by heptapod · · Score: 5, Funny

      Blue in the north, gray in the south.
      Brush up on your history, son.

    2. Re:Amen. These schools blow. by Sandman1971 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I guess timing might be everything... I went to a regular college, and left unfulfilled and not wanting to work in the fields I studied it. So I went to Herzing and took a year-long course. I worked 1 year at a helpdesk for an ISP (not a mom & pop shop either, but a national ISP). Moved up to the backbone group and got on the job training and a few Cisco courses... Moved up to 2nd line within 6 months there. Stayed there for about 4 years. 2 Years ago I moved to the server team for the same ISP. I had no formal *nix training, but had been playing around with various flavours of *nix since 93. Had a blast working on the backbone team, and I'm having an even bigger blast working on the server team.

      Lesson? You can't start at the top. Especially if you went to a trade school. Don't think you'll get hired right off the bat into a junior position. You have to work your way up. But the knowledge, and more specifically people networking you gather becomes priceless.

      --
      It's better to burn out than to fade away
  15. Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by malchus842 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean seriously - I was a director-level IT manager at two multi-national companies over the past 12 years, and neither I, nor any of my peers, would even think about hiring someone from one of these tech schools.

    Even the smallest amount of real-world experience was far more useful than several months of training at these schools. Sure, they learned a few rote solutions, but I can teach those to a new recruit who shows a bit of intelligence in a short time.

    In fact, for an entry-level position, give me a liberal arts grad with a bit of tech knowledge learned on their home computer, and I've got the makings of an excellent eomployee. People who can read, write and converse are better candiates than many of the "tech school" grads I ran into.

    Frankly, I never felt these schools were worth anything, and if they are now closing, all the better.

    1. Re:Did anyone in IT mgmt WANT these grads? by APonBass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, where might I post my resume?

      Honestly, I am a liberal arts educated computer technician, currently unemployed in that field (I make furniture for a famous furniture company at 8 bucks an hour). Everywhere I see, resumes would much rather have associate's degrees vaguely associated with IT than a guy who has several higher level CS classes but chose to complete a different major first.

      I know, duh! I should've finished CS instead of Music, but I was further along in music and wanted out in 4 years comfortably, can you blame me?

      on the other hand, I did work with a guy interning to work in IT getting his associate's degree who had no hands on experience and was about to walk out with a piece of paper a month later. Does ANYBODY teach hands on experience in schools anymore? Ever?? Other than Home Ec in high school?

  16. Yep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work for a small computer training center. I got to teach people on worker's comp how to repair computers (fun when they were just there to collect the check and didn't care about the class).
    Basically, they were told by their rehab people that our three-month class would get them a nice 40K a year job, and they usually got really pissed when they found out otherwise.

  17. 8-year old MCSE by shoppa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Speaking of the original dubious certification, a 8-year old just got certified as an MCSE.

    1. Re:8-year old MCSE by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      He sounds over-qualified to me.

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    2. Re:8-year old MCSE by prostoalex · · Score: 3, Informative

      He got MCP. MCSE is like 7-8 exams, MCP is just 1 core exam.

  18. Good by Ymiris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would wager that the schools who are not doing well and forced to close their doors are the same ones running the ad's that state there are a ton of IT jobs,and then take $18,000 from you to learn test questions. But places like Globalnet and the likes who ACTUALLY teach real world use still thrive. If you don't believe me feel free to contact them and ask why they have to turn away students because their class is full. So this is a good thing in my mind. Let the schools who charge obscene amounts of money to learn the test questions go bankrupt, because the ones who teach real world experience will always be here.

    --
    **It runs through my veins like radioactive rubber pants! Do not deny my veins!**
  19. From experience.. by phaetonic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was required to attend one of these for Sun certification. The total cost was ~$30,000 (they used to call it a SunKey). Do you think anyone who has only a few hundred bucks at the end of the month after rent/food/etc will sign up for that? No.

    These places depended on companies to send their people.

    Now a days, it looks like most places get a backend rebate from the vendor of the products they send their people to get certified under. After all, if company XXX needs two SE's to sell a product from vendor YYY, vendor YYY will usually give a boatload of cash to cover the costs in sending their two SE's to training, since in the long term, company XXX will sell enough of the product to where vendor YYY will recoop all their money.

  20. Education: Poorly Documented Return on Investment by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As much as I personally value education, the organizations in the education arena (from K to PhD) do a very poor job of justifying their existence (and high tuitions or high taxpayer subsidies). Common sense and aggregate data does certainly suggest that salary correlates with education, but nobody seems to be able to routinely show that a particular school leads to a particular boost in success (except for some highly debatable test score schemes in K-12 education).

    What are students paying for when they get degree X from school Y? And what are they really getting?

    --
    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
  21. Tech Schools by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is from an Air-Force perspective, so think what you will:

    The military is based around taking people who know very little and teaching via tech schools. We do quite well. We can take someone with virtually no computer knowledge and turn them into a basic sysadmin in about 6 months. Within 2 years, the cream will rise and those are quite impressive. Of the rest, some will transfer to administrative (paperwork) jobs and be promoted. Others will get out and become a burden to AT&T or WorldCom. But the system DOES work.

    The main difference between the military and the commercial world is that we actually care about our people. Where your company provides very little in the way of mentorship, I will nurture my people till they find their sweet spot. Some will learn from books I reccomend, others from college I allow them to attend during working hours. More still will need me to hold their hands and walk them through tasks until they catch on.

    Most civilians see coworkers (you call them cow-orkers) as competition. That's why a lot of good sysadmins will never develop after their civilian tech schools.

    You and your company may see on-the-job training as a waste. Well, you are missing out on a lot of good people. Instead of a college grad demanding $50k+, you could look to the sub-$20k market of tech-school grads. Give them some training. Promote those who deserve it, fire those who screw up.

    --
    I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    1. Re:Tech Schools by Dasein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      YES!!! Grow that person! It's by far better to get someone motivated and bright with some basics then keep giving them more responsibility as they grow. Better than hiring someone who feels they are entitled because they have a degree.

      All this pompous "I have a degree. Nanna, nanna, booboo." stuff makes me sick. One of the best guys I ever worked with was a high-school dropout with 20 years of experience. *HE* knew where the bodies were buried.

      --
      You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake -- but you could be if you got off your ass.
    2. Re:Tech Schools by SubTexel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh, funny I'm in the Air Force as well.

      "The military is based around taking people who know very little and teaching via tech schools. We do quite well. We can take someone with virtually no computer knowledge and turn them into a basic sysadmin in about 6 months."

      Heh, I have yet to meet a competent Sys admin in the Air Force thats been through that course. It's common to pull someone from their AFSC and put them into your 3C0 job to fix all the problems you guys create. The Sys Admin tech school is worse than ITT tech, especially after the combining of the admin (secretary...) and computer operator career fields. Heh, 6 month course? Its only 6 weeks at Sheppard AFB in Texas (and Keesler AFB in Mississippi).

    3. Re:Tech Schools by Tassach · · Score: 4, Informative
      Ahh... another zoomie.

      There are some good tech schools and some bad ones. I went through AF programmer tech school in '89, and it was, IMHO, pretty much a waste of time. IIRC the 12 week course consisted of: 2 weeks intro to basic computing concepts (basically the OSI network model), 3 weeks of pseudocode, 4 weeks of Cobol, 2 weeks of assembly, and 1 week of ADA. As far as I can tell, the purpose of this "training" was to weed out the people who couldn't understand the basics like looping and control structures. My real training happened once I got to my permanent duty station, where I was fortunate enough to work with some *brilliant* people who taught me how to develop good software. (Thanks Capt. Block!)

      In general I'd say you are right, there are probably more good tech schools than bad ones. Mine happened to suck. My cousin went through Navy nuclear power school and got a great hands-on education in basic electronics and applied physics. I had some friends who were F-15 crew chiefs who got a great education in aircraft mechanics, and dated a girl who was trained as an air traffic controller a year out of high school.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    4. Re:Tech Schools by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are confusing 3a0 with 3c0. It's true that we do hire secretaries to do some low-level admin stuff, but they are suposed to be in contact with the REAL admins at every step. For simple stuff like resetting a password, secretaries do fine.

      There are a LOT of competent 3c0s. Just walk around your NCC and look at config managment or network operations. The true talent will be behind the SAN or programming routers in a remote office. The crappy people will go to the Help-Desk or some other front-office job. Let the idiot 3c0s deal with the stupid problems while the smart people deal with EIGRP and SAN issues.

      BTW, I'm a 3c2, not a 3c0. I went from high-school dropout to managing ATM switches with many OC-3s. It took me 8 years to get where I am. I'm good at what I do and so are most of my peers.

      The ammount of talent to be found in a comm building is phenominal. Some of that talent is pissed at the latest LOR or BTZ passover, but it will shine when called upon.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
  22. It's about Darn Time!! by Ask-A-Nerd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Finally I'm starting to see some justice! I have 18 years experience but have been out of work due to all the outsourcing and dumping of jobs overseas for the last 10 months. Nothing has ticked me off more than seeing so called private schools like ECPI and others advertising in the paper for IT and Cert courses. They advertise like there is a shortage for jobs, that they cant fill them fast enough... when all they have done is dumped untrained memorizers on the market and created a glut of available personnel. And if a business or HR department doesn't know better, the fancy paper gets these really untrained workers the jobs at cheap salaries (because they have to pay those 30K college course fees) I wish they all would shut down and go back to just being Testing centers like back in the Drake days... or am I showing my age again.

  23. Not Surprised by hopbine · · Score: 2, Informative

    After getting a real degree (Electronics) and many years later spending ony a couple of months in getting a CNE and 3 more months in getting a MSCP - thanks to a generous company willing to fund me - I can say that these quickie qualifications are interesting, but not worth the big bucks. The only reason I have them is because my company says they have so many certified people on the staff.

    --
    Semper ubi sub ubi
  24. Tech Schools vs Geeks by uid0mako · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience the better tech people are the ones that grew up playing with the stuff as a hobby, not the ones who heard that there are money/jobs available in the field and then sign up at a tech school. I'm not going to cry for the tech schools. Go get a CS degree instead.

  25. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I am a professional HTML software developer with good working knowledge of Microsoft FrontPage 2000, Microsoft FrontPage 2002, Microsoft FrontPage 2003 and HomeSite. Extensive experience with back-end server management via Microsoft Web Publishing Wizard. I am looking roughly for $80-90K (plus sign-on bonus and relocation), but I can tell you the job field is not that great. I think I should learn PHP and wait for things to pick up. Can anyone recommend good PHP classes under-$5,000 range?

    We're a start up anticipating developing a product and being bought out by Cisco, Microsoft, HP or someone else with deep pockets. We offer your choice of stock options by the roll: White Cloud or Charmin.

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  26. The problem with the schools by neilcSD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The downward spiral of recent years, beyond anyone's direct control: 1) The economy going to hell 2) The resulting layoffs 3) People with years of experience competing for entry level jobs 4) A lack of entry level jobs (why hire someone fresh out of school when you can hire a former sysadmin for Dell tech support?) 5) Companies not paying nearly enough as they used to for tech positions This is not the schools' fault. A previous poster used the term 'dubious certs,' and this is completely accurate. The problem however is not the curriculum, it is the way the students study. When I attended a comp training school a couple years ago, I cannot tell you how many students used mcsebraindumps.com and other sites where they can get test questions. The percentage was huge. As a result, these people just memorized answers and did not know how to apply anything they learned (if they did at all) to real world situations. When they got out into the real world, they broke more than they fixed. As a result, companies now view these certifications with a skeptical eye. Sure, you passed the test - but what do you really know? Prove to me you can make it - but how do you get the shot if a sysadmin with ten years of experience wants that tech support job too? Answer: you don't. These schools have tried to hide this and have been largely successful, but the truth is finally coming out.

  27. Re:Even the fancy certifications.... by savagedome · · Score: 3, Interesting

    even the fancy certifications were not enough

    You said it yourself. The certifications are usually anything but fancy. Most of these courses depend on your ability to memorize things and take a test. I have read a couple of the certification books and it doesn't even get close to teaching you any basics regarding the subject. I gave up pretty quickly.

    The sad part is that the acronyms are deemed very important. My company actually sent out an email a little while ago urging everyone to put their 'acronyms' (MCSE, CISSP etc.) in their signatures because it creates a very good impression and I am talking about a reputed company.

    I have a couple of friends who did take these certification courses, managed to get through and are doing good. WHY? The certification gave them a foot in the door and it was their persistence and hard work after that. Anybody with the idea of going through these certifications assuming that its going to get them a steady job for their life without any more effort is probably misled.

    My 0.02$

  28. You can't teach talent by Crashmarik · · Score: 5, Informative

    Passion for the work doesn't come out of a crackerjack box. An MCSE or any "Certification" from a vendor, is just a manufacturers way of saying you have digested their propaganda. If you are looking to get rich quick while only working a few hours a week try No money down real estate.

    It should come as no surprise that the people who went for these courses are now getting burned. The schools were unscrupulous but then again so were the majority of their students. Both parties were trying to sell sows ears as silk purses.

    1. Re:You can't teach talent by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Passion for work doesn't come out of ANY college of ANY type.

      Yeah, but it stands to reason that someone who was willing to go through four years of college and get a degree in something technology-related had some passion for what they're studying.

      Many if not most of the people going through these MCSE mills are only interested in making a lot of money, and don't care how.

      ~Philly

  29. Self-Employed / Self-Taught by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am both self-taught and self-employed, and I have never once had a client ask me about my college degree (I don't have one, by choice), certifications, grades, diplomas, or anything else related.

    When I managed a computer store and someone came in who was A+ certified, it was almost a strike against them. I found repeatedly that the technicians that were self-taught were far better at maintaining their skills in a rapidly changing environment.

    I place zero value in any of these certifications.

    1. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by mnmlst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Looks trollish, but I'll bite...

      I am a GURU on the I.T. certification game. Certification and degrees have a place, just as experience has a place. Which do I consider the most important after 8 years of working in I.T.? I rank them 1- Experience, 2- Degrees, 3- Certifications. During the boom, one or two of these three was usually sufficient to get a job, sounds like you had EXPERIENCE, the most valuable of the three. Congratulations on your timing. Hell, I lucked out too with some well-timed moves during the boom, getting in over my head at times and letting my butt catch up later. For anyone else believing they too can succeed as you have, I would advise against it. The boom is over and I.T. is settling into being a normal business component that will have its' share of ups and downs in the coming decades. I don't expect it will ever get as "frothy" as 1998-2000 again in my lifetime.

      If someone who wants an I.T. job can get all three of these tools into their kitbag, by all means they should. Even if they can jump NOW into a great gig if they will forego the degree, long-term that usually haunts you. Managers usually want degree-holders to move up. Additionally, your lightweight kitbag makes you more dependent on your current position and limits your future options.

      The husband of a dear friend of mine has loads of experience; no degrees or certs. His gig dried up with the I.T. bust (in Austin, Texas) and he has been barely-working ever since. It's heartbreaking to get the doors slammed in your face, calls not returned over and over because you can't get a look when everyone else has the Big Three.

      Not only that, some certs get "hot" now and then. e.g. The Security certs have been hot commodities since 9/11/01. On the other hand, don't jump in way over your head thinking your cert means you REALLY know the subject matter.

      Experience is the best teacher, but necessity is a MOTHER.

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    2. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by 36526542DD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had no intention of trolling...

      I should have been more clear that I wasn't referring to my ability to get a job with my skillset. In fact, I hope I never have to apply for a job again.

      I was referring to those that are self-employed and have clients, and the lack of importance ~most~ clients place on certifications and degrees.

      Granted my average contract is only $20,000 - $45,000, so I'm dealing with clients that are used to dealing with individuals rather than larger shops or corporations.

      But I reaffirm that it has worked well for me, and I wouldn't choose it any other way.

      Would I recommend it for others? That depends on what they want.

      I spent 5 years of REALLY long hours with almost zero vacations or "days off", except Sundays which I always take off. It took this long to really get up to speed and refine my technical & business skills.

      Now, however, I have plenty of work and projects of my own, I get to work from home and love it, I get to pick the projects I work on, and I set my own hours.

      Not everyone is made to work for themselves. I couldn't and won't have it any other way.

    3. Re:Self-Employed / Self-Taught by Frater+219 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      When I managed a computer store and someone came in who was A+ certified, it was almost a strike against them. I found repeatedly that the technicians that were self-taught were far better at maintaining their skills in a rapidly changing environment.

      I'm of two minds about this matter. On the one hand, it's obvious that a lot of the "certification" courses hinge on rote recitation of lessons which may have little indeed to do with the real world -- and fail to test either the underlying principles of knowledge, or the experience, that are really needed to be certifiably skilled. It's clear, too, that a shallow knowledge of the technology that happened to be fashionable a few years ago is not going to help you much a few years from now.

      However, I also firmly believe that the skills and knowledge -- and the deeper understanding -- needed to work with computers are not the exclusive province of those who seem like born hacker wizards. These are things that can be taught and learned, just as surely as people can learn a second language, or mathematics. The workings of computer electronics, or the algorithms that go into software, or the organization of a whole computer system are sometimes counterintuitive, but so is just about anything that's worth the effort of learning. What's more, most people are going to learn these things better with a teacher or guide who can point them in the right direction.

      It takes time, and it takes effort -- and as with anything, expending effort in a "self-directed" fashion is no guarantee of success, when that direction is wrong. I used to work with one unfortunate case who had observed coworkers with more background than she had, and had come to the conclusion that printing out reams of PHP documentation and studying it like a monk would make her into a Web programmer. It did not work -- she could recite all sorts of things about specific functions, but had no idea how to put functions together to accomplish a task. She seemed to find it incredibly unjust that expending effort was not necessarily rewarding.

      It's true that many of the present institutions for teaching IT skills and certifying technicians are abject failures for that purpose. Many are able to teach and to test only the shallowest of knowledge; first, because they categorically fear teaching "theory" (read: background knowledge), and second, because they wish to be salable to those with no experience. However, these are not necessary flaws, but signs of the desperation of the current market. It is very profitable to bullshit when there's a lot of bullshit flying around and people can't tell you're bullshitting -- this is as true now as it was in the days of snake-oil merchants.

      But snake oil doesn't sell forever.

  30. Re:Private vs. state institutions by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really do believe that certain certifications have a little bit of value as I've known many incompetent people in the IT fields who would've not been able to pass even the A+ or Network+ tests.

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  31. Ten years. by Phs2501 · · Score: 5, Informative
    This seems like as good a time as any to mention Peter Norvig's Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years, an interesting look into the "NOW NOW NOW" attitude that is present in the computer industry (and the insane number of "Teach Yourself $skill in \d+ (days|hours)" books out there). This attitude is a part of what these tech training schools represent, and probably a reason why it hasn't worked out so well for them.

    It also has very good advice for becoming an accomplished programmer.

  32. Tech Skilz Mills not a good idea by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Are you happy with your job? Think there's better? THERE IS (cue music). Become a certified network engineer or software developer at MADSKILLZ. Technology jobs are still paying well - our graduates make as much as $100,000 per year! Student loans available, call now and we'll throw in a comlimentary scale model Porsche - just like the one you'll be driving after you become a certified network engineer or software developer at MADSKILLZ!"

    Why is anyone surprised that companies that advertise get rich quick schemes like this are going under? Dear trial lawyers - better sue quick because the IT certificate industry is going to die.

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    -- $G
  33. Glut of IT courses means market saturation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I was involved as a lead instructor in the first 1 year full-time Network Technician program in Canada which started in 1994. The program was oriented to PCs and LANs. Typically, it graduated between 15 and 25 students per year for the next 7 years. The graduates were fairly quickly employed and for a city of close to 1 million, it was well respected and supported by the IT community. 15-25 graduates per year was a good balance for employment opportunities, the job market was not saturated and the starting salaries were reasonable.

    It was interesting to watch as other post secondary institutes and even other departments at our institute jumped on the IT bandwagon. When I left the program in 2001, our institute was graduating close to 500 IT grads/year, not to mention the local University and College graduating an equal amount. Then there were the private schools were pumping out MSCEs and CNEs and now Cisco engineers.

    The fact is that the market is saturated and the gravy train is over. Our school is hurting because we receive funding from the provincial government based on graduate's employment placement rate (for example: 93% employed after 6 months in their field of study). For the first time in 10 years, I've noticed that the placement rate description has changed from 6 months to 1 year and they've dropped the reference to "field of study" from the statistics. The IT programs are really hurting for enrollment also. People are wising up to the fact that it is difficult to get a job in IT with just a piece of paper.

  34. Re:You have degrees working for you. WOW! by kfg · · Score: 4, Informative

    The BSCS and Phd. CS guys that I've worked with always seemed like they were trained for research instead of getting the product shipped.

    As it should be. The mistake was hiring scientists when engineers were wanted.

    A doctorate is a research degree. By definition.

    You don't hire an architect to hammer nails, and if he applies you have to realize he's going to need training as a carpenter.

    KFG

  35. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is by Isca · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know which is funnier.

    The post talking about knowing frontpage and wanting an 80k a year salary, or the totally serious reply wanting to help.

  36. Private Tech Schools should be outlawed by sunaj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find the idea of private tech schools to be abhorant and I find it equally abhorant that our federal (Canadian) government so willingly supports them. Federal job creation schemes will pay up to 2/3 of a $20,000.00 tuition plan for a student to attend a private school, because their programs are typically only nine months long. The bean counter feds see this as meaning the students will get into the job force quickly, but they fail to see that the student does NOT get a job. The same federal department will not pay one cent for a person to attend a 3 year program at an accredited institution (where the tuition is typically less than for a private school, for the full 3 year program!), where the student takes longer to get into the job force, but is pretty well guaranteed a job. This makes me want to scream.

    I have a 3 year technology diploma, but a few years ago I was unemployed for several months, and entered a private school for some "upgrading". What a farce. Basically these schools guarantee that if you pay the tuition, and attend the correct number of classes, you WILL get a "technology" diploma. They DO NOT guarantee certification, etc. If you are smart enough, and can hold enough useless data in your brain for long enough, they can even forcefeed some students enough facts to pass those hilarious "certification" multiple choice "exams" private industry uses. Not meaning to belittle them, but I was in class with people who, just a few weeks ago, were hair dressers, taxi/truck drivers, waiters, secretarties, etc. These people were assured (and they beleived), that in just 9 short months they would magically become computer "specialists", and they could compete with me for jobs. That's pretty amazing, when you realize that I had a 3 year technology program, 2 years of university, and over 20 years of work experience under my belt. Because of these outright lies and misrepresentations, I for one am happy to see most of the private "technical" schools disappear.

  37. certifications mean nothing by segment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but certs mean little nowadays. People on the NANOG list, SF lists, IPSlists they all argue this. Companies who hire strictly on certs should be ashamed of themselves. Now I'm not saying all cert holders are stupid, hell many know their stuff inside out, but studying for an exam is not equivalent to knowing your stuff.

    How many people have come across someone on a mailing list asking for help for typical stuff all the while their attachment has their proudly pimped status written on it... CCNA, CCDP, CISSP. I've seen them all, and I've seen one too many times big corporations with clueless rejects administrating their networks:

    Thread-Topic: Help understaing startup scripts.
    Thread-Index: AcP14pt9Qx+3Mc+tT0Ky9WLsNty4yw==
    To: sunmanagers!sunmanagers.org
    X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Feb 2004 05:46:52.0807 (UTC)
    X-UBS-Disclaimer: Version $Revision: 1.25 $
    Subject: Help understaing startup scripts.

    Greetings Gurus,

    I have a question.....

    When I login to one of the UnixBoxes in the network,all my settings get changed e.g home, aliases, and prompt etc. This happens only in one machine not with all others. This has started happening only after my loginID was included in new Unix Group and Netgroup. Does that mean there are scripts which run at unix group or Netgroup level? How can I see which scripts are responsible for these setting changes?

    Thanks,
    Sanjay

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    I don't mean to pick on this one person, I know too many times I see the same stuff over and over, and wonder how the hell could companies hire clueless people. I remember I worked for a company who if you sent a resume in with your newly acquired MSCE cert staus you met Mr. Shredder. I also remember meeting three people who supposedly had CCNA's only to find out they were forgeries and the company I was working for never checked them. So again, from my perspective certs mean you have the capability to read and grasp something, but admining something at 4:00am is a different story altogether.
    1. Re:certifications mean nothing by NineNine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know I'll get modded down, but this guy is probably a product of India's certification schools, that pump out people with degrees, certifications, etc. with the express purpose of getting US tech jobs. They get very real education. I've run into many, many people like this, and worked with them, and they're the same. They may have a degree or certification, but half the Indians I worked with wouldn't know HTML from Cobol.

    2. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i have to confirm this; maybe from another point of view

      when i was 20 years old, studying informatics at a university, i have found my first real job

      i have got a chance to work on real things, and see my algorithms being used by real people, not just producing some useless results to satisfy a lector

      i have decided to follow this chance, quit university and i was working for cca one year with a lower salary then i could get if i would finish university (3 years later ...)

      after one year, i have been known in the company; after two years, i have been respected in the company, and after three years i started becoming a key person in some projects

      of course, one could say that i had an advantage, i started with programming when i was 15, i have participated at some international competitions on high school level and got some medals
      but this fact was (maybe) considered only during the first meeting between myself and my first boss

      i don't want to say that diploms and certifications are useless, i just think that they won't help you except for getting higher salary at the very beginning (unless you want to work in a public sector of course ..)

      company is not paying employees for the certificates they've got, but for their knowledge and ability to use it - and turn it into a profitable product
      certificates can make your life easier from the very beginning but after couple of months, it all gets down to what you are really capable of

      i am doing quite a lot of work with oracle; several months ago i was considering to get an oracle certificate
      after some inquiries what do i need to know to get that, i have realized that i'm never going to make it

      not because i'm stupid, but because i don't need to know all the things required -> i have the 'big picture' in my mind, i know how to read documentation, and i know how to use google

      again; i don't want to say that the oracle certificate is a bad or useless thing
      i have just realized that i don't need to keep all the things in my head, i only need to know where to look for them, and how to use them

      it was the same at university; i was supposed to learn things of which i never use everything
      if i would be supposed to learn how to use them, and where to find them if they are needed; that's a good thing
      but if i should memorize them to satisfy some so-called exams -> what is it all good for ?

    3. Re:certifications mean nothing by cot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Sorry to burst your bubble, but certs mean little nowadays. People on the NANOG list, SF lists, IPSlists they all argue this. Companies who hire strictly on certs should be ashamed of themselves"

      You're turning this into a black and white issue.

      The first part of your statement is that certs are essentially useless. The second part of the statement is that the consensus is that people who hire based ONLY on certs are foolish. The second statement does NOT support the first!

      It supports the statement "Certs are not, on their own, a good measure of someone's capabilities" which seems a fair statement to me. But to jump from their to "Certs are toiletpaper" seems pretty silly.

      Note that this is coming from someone with a degree and no certs, with no real personal interest in defending them.

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    4. Re:certifications mean nothing by Jim+Starx · · Score: 5, Funny
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    5. Re:certifications mean nothing by pantycrickets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't mean to pick on this one person, I know too many times I see the same stuff over and over, and wonder how the hell could companies hire clueless people. I remember I worked for a company who if you sent a resume in with your newly acquired MSCE cert staus you met Mr. Shredder.

      What gave you the impression that the guy you singled out was misrepresenting himself as some sort of uber-geek, as you make yourself out to be?

      From what I can tell the only things you can ascertain from his email are that he works at a company (ok), and doesn't understand how some aspects of the system he's using work.

      So? Shredding someone's resume because they got an MCSE is pretty ignorant I might add anyway. Why not shred it if they have a Mexican sounding name, after all.. are Mexicans known for their outstanding tech skills? It would be equally asinine. I know plenty of people who have MCSE's and countless other certs who did it just based on the thinking that "Hey, it's probably better than not having them."

      This elitist attitude is pretty sickening. And it usually comes from people who themselves don't have any experience working in a large tech company. Sort of like the armchair quarterbacks shouting things like "Oh man, I could do that! Geez, this guy doesn't know anything." But not stepping up to do it themselves.

      And by the way, I don't have an MCSE, or any real certifications for that matter. I don't even have a high school diploma, and that's never kept me out of work.

    6. Re:certifications mean nothing by qtp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but half the Indians I worked with wouldn't know HTML from Cobol.

      Hell,more than half the MSCEs I've worked with don't know HTML from Cobol. And these guys were "educated" here in the US. So what's your point?

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    7. Re:certifications mean nothing by scubacuda · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From my experience, here are some of the things NT 4.0 MCSEs have not known how to do:

      --open up a UDP port on a firewall (because he didn't even know what UDP was)
      --how to ftp ("Where do I find a program that lets me ftp?" he asked)

      In fact, just yesterday an MCSE I worked with didn't even know what an MD5 hash was (much less how to check it for a file). A coworker told me an MCSE he once worked with didn't even know how to telnet.

      NT 4.0 MCSE certs are hardly worth the paper they're written on, IMO. 2000 track MCSEs are better. The verdict is still out on the 2003 track.

    8. Re:certifications mean nothing by paganizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a aside to this; I have been working on computers/electronics/ etc since the mid-80's; when the dot-com bubble was bursting, I was working as a network/security engineer for a medium large bank chain; I went on from that to running a 6000 computer WAN network. In the 6 weeks between those I decided, for the heck of it to get my MCSE.
      When I finally managed to extricate myself from the nightmarish (EVIL coworker) government job, I couldn't find ANYTHING outside of a couple weeks here & there. I finally decided to just say screw it and retire from the field when a recruiter told me that they are taking resumes with MCSE cert & no CS degree and shredding them.
      I experimentally tried out my pre-MCSE resume on a couple of employers, and got near-immediate hits.
      I'm not saying this is the case now, and might not have been anything but a fluke then, but I still think it's weird.

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    9. Re:certifications mean nothing by s0m3body · · Score: 3, Funny

      you've forgot to add that my english is terrible as well

      it is not enough that i'm willing to write
      someone has to be also willing to read

    10. Re:certifications mean nothing by Kruid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wait a minute!!! You start off bitching about people with certs asking basic questions. Where, in this example you posted, does the author claim to have *any* certifications whatsoever?

      I don't know what certifications you hold, but they aren't for persuasion or logic.

      -k
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    11. Re:certifications mean nothing by vedic+math · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Happened in India after the dotcom bust too. A lot of fly by night "computer education institutes" mushroomed overnight during the boom. Was a time when you could land a decent paying job, armed with a java developer certificate handed out by these institutes. The courses lasted anywhere between 3 weeks to 2 years, and yes they also came with a "job guarantee". No prizes for guessing, over 90% of them disappeared faster than they had sprung up. With the job market witnessing a lot of traction of late, I wouldn't be surprised to see a repeat.

    12. Re:certifications mean nothing by raju1kabir · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Shredding someone's resume because they got an MCSE is pretty ignorant I might add anyway. Why not shred it if they have a Mexican sounding name, after all.. are Mexicans known for their outstanding tech skills?

      Count me among the MCSE-shredders.

      I have observed a strong correlation between trumpeting MCSE and being a totally ignorant useless waste of skin, at least at the keyboard.

      I have not observed that same correlation with Mexican last names (e.g., de Icaza).

      YMMV. There is no need to remind me that there are exceptions; I believe you. When I have 1000 resumes to sift through, a quick filter like that is helpful. No way all 1000 are going to get a full read.

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    13. Re:certifications mean nothing by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      i had a similar problem.

      Then I learned about appropriate capitalization.

    14. Re:certifications mean nothing by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
      it was the same at university; i was supposed to learn things of which i never use everything if i would be supposed to learn how to use them, and where to find them if they are needed; that's a good thing but if i should memorize them to satisfy some so-called exams -> what is it all good for ?
      This is the usual first year student rant, also know as "will this be on the exam" but it still needs to be answered since the answer isn't obvious.

      Univerities are not traditional trade schools, and decent trade schools aren't anymore either. They don't take the approach of showing you how to hold the tool and how to twist it to produce part #637. When the design changes your knowlege is now worth very little. Universities try to teach understanding, how to apply your knowlege on slight variations, where to go to get more knowlege, and the shocking fact that precisely what you are trying to do may not have been done by anyone before, so you can't look it up and need to find distantly related information.

      As an example, some time back I used to run lab sessions in materials science for engineering students, and every few weeks there would be an electrical engineering student who would ask why he had to learn all this boring strength of materials stuff. An answer I frequently gave is that people sit on mobile phones, so the designer has to consider that. You can't always afford to go running off to someone else for little things like that. You have to have some sort of clue if you want to look up the information on how to design the case and internals of the phone to cope with that, which means knowing a lot of boring little details about how things break, many of which will never be on the exam but may ultimately be useful. You won't have time in ten years time to read that textbook from cover to cover, but some vague half remebered details may be enough so that you'll know what to look up.

      The object of the course/certification is not to get a pretty peice of paper, or even just to be able to pass the exam, but to get some understanding that you can apply. The pretty piece of paper is just a symbol of that knowlege, and the last time I had to actually show somone the degree was five jobs ago. Even in a fairly widely removed field that knowlege still applies for me, I still need to know about sound propagation through complex solids, heat transfer, and some material science, even though I just keep the computers running for a bunch of geophysicists . It's a lot of seemingly unrelated stuff, but it's surprising what sort of things are relevant. Knowing all sorts of spurious facts makes it a lot easier to put the brushwork into that "big picture", knowing where to go in the menu is not going to help if the user interface changes radically.

      i have just realized that i don't need to keep all the things in my head, i only need to know where to look for them, and how to use them
      Sometimes we don't have the luxury of the time to learn new skills, which is why the exams try to find what skills/knowlege you have. Whether it does it well or not is another story. We all know office people who need hours of retraining every time a new version of Word or Microsoft OS comes out since they are too lazy to consider things from any other perspective other than getting the current task done - it's worth considering an extreme like that, and considering how much furthur you want to go (technically) than those people.
    15. Re:certifications mean nothing by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "NT 4.0 MCSE certs are hardly worth the paper they're written on, IMO. 2000 track MCSEs are better."

      It's not the cert, it's the person. You can go out and get 10 different industry certs, but does that mean you actually know 10 different technologies? No. It means you studied enough to pass the cert exam. This of course, must be backed up with hands on experience. We all know that there is no substitute for that.

      Where I currently work, we have cert requirements. They're there because that is a minimum level that a candidate should have achieved in order to function in the position. That doesn't mean we don't weed out candidates who have certs, but little real world experience through the interview process. Of course resume fakery could be anentirely new thread. ;)

    16. Re:certifications mean nothing by vingt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> You wouldn't give off that "I'm a fucking idiot" auroa either
      >> if you just learned proper English.

      What, pray tell, is "auroa"? I assume that one correcting another's English has a great command of same so, acknowledging my own ignorance, I ask for help with expansinion of my vocabulary...

  38. I call bullshit by mrcparker · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unless you are at a shit school, a CS Major should have a damn good idea how a computer works. What university did this person come from? Your second comment on the person with the Masters in CIS screams bullshit also unless this person came out of a diploma mill.

    1. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      University of California Berkeley. I can introduce you to her, but if she finds out I posted this she'll completely kill me. :)
      I just defined AC

    2. Re:I call bullshit by ozbird · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can introduce you to her, but if she finds out I posted this she'll completely kill me. :)

      There's nothing worse than being partially killed.

  39. Oh yeah? by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here is another wonderful example: A kid finishes a university, does not really learn anything except to kiss ass, starts working for a major company, works there as tech support, decides it's not enough money, goes to another company and after a couple of months of 'programming' moves into more senior position by presenting other people ideas as his own. The kid never stops to do that because it seems to work really great for him, the salary grows, so do the lies and brown-nosing. The kid with only 2 months of programming and 2 years of 'architecture' moves into management positions by playing golf with the 'right' people. The others who work their asses of watch the kid zoom by them even though literally everyone knows how he is doing that, only management does not care, they like flattery and lies and backstubbing. Well, the kid is still there.

    I would never want to work anywhere around such people but there seems to be an abundance of those.

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by MKalus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah well, it's called "Social Engineering". If that is paired with a lack of ethics you get managers and politicians or project managers.

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  40. "Make $80,000 with you mcse or cisco cert" by 8400_RPM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of those scools were scams. My work paid for me to continue to stay on top of my certs. I would get stuck in these classrooms sometimes filled with truckdrivers, highschool dropouts, etc, all sold on the idea of getting rich quick with an mcse. Some didnt even have a home computer!!! But for $7,000 they could get a job making $70,000. Dumb people may deserve to lose their money, but these scamming training places also deserve to go bankrupt.

  41. corporate welfare by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think the story misses the issue. The primary purpose of these so-called schools are not to educate, but to abuse the corporate welfare system. These firms convince students, often desperately trying to find a better life for themselves, to submit applications for government backed loans, helpfully prepared by the firm's staff, often without any understanding by the student of the risks actually involved. Of course, there is little risk to the firm. Many students will find the firm lied to them, and they are stuck with a large loans that they can never repay, leaving them in an even more desperate situation with government collection agents that makes the IRS look like a the newspaper boy. Eventually, the loans get paid by the government, which of course is funded by hard working middle class Americans.

    These firms are run by people that have already made thier money, at significant taxpayer expense, and are now looking for another path to mooch of the corporate welfare system. The actual closing of the schools is insignificant, as the damage is already done.

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  42. Community Colleges by catfood · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow... all these posts and nobody mentions the many fine public community colleges!

    Quality of courses and instructors varies widely--and with open admissions, I suppose many students may lack aptitude. But you have reasonable tuition rates, stability, and accountability. Not to mention accreditation.

    I just started teaching Visual Basic programming (yeah, I know, I know...) at Cuyahoga Community College in Cleveland. I feel a place like CCC is a pretty good alternative to for-profit private tech schools, although as a liberal-arts snob myself I am glad I attended a very competitive four-year private college.

    As with anything else, there are good and bad community colleges. But I'm surprised nobody mentioned them as an option.

  43. There are some good tech schools and some bad ones by BlackShirt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tassach (137772) wrote : "There are some good tech schools and some bad ones. I went through AF programmer tech school in '89, and it was, IMHO, pretty much a waste of time. IIRC the 12 week course consisted of: 2 weeks intro to basic computing concepts (basically the OSI network model), 3 weeks of pseudocode, 4 weeks of Cobol, 2 weeks of assembly, and 1 week of ADA. As far as I can tell, the purpose of this "training" was to weed out the people who couldn't understand the basics like looping and control structures. My real training happened once I got to my permanent duty station, where I was fortunate enough to work with some *brilliant* people who taught me how to develop good software. (Thanks Capt. Block!) "

    So, where are the bad and where are the good schools? anyone?

  44. My story by Rabid+Cougar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're not freakin' kidding. Far too many people "get into computers" because they heard you can supposedly make a ton of money in it. A couple of examples for you--

    I had a Intro to C++ professor who had horrendous handwriting, so what he wrote kinda looked like the following:

    ofstream din;
    din.open("ci\\data\\datafile.dat");

    So of course, someone who shouldn't have been in the class raised his hand and asked, "Is that an "i" after the "c"?

    It was all I could do not to turn around and scream "Hello!!! Have you never seen a command prompt before in your life? Is there any way it be an "i"? It's a colon . There's no way it could be anything but a colon. You need to drop the class."

    Later, when we learned about user defined functions, here's what was on the board(more or less):

    int myFunction(int x){
    x +=5;
    return x;
    }

    So (I'm pretty sure it was the same guy) raised his hand and asked, "Is this a void?" Hello!!! Is "void" spelled "int"? Do void functions return a value? AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

    It's kind of embarassing to confess to this, but I attended one of those technical colleges for a few weeks before I got sick with mononucleosis and had to drop after the first class finished. Sure, it set me back financially when I had to repay part of the student loans I had gotten (thankfully they were federal loans because the school was accredited), but I'm glad it happened. That, of course, was back before the whole dot com bubble burst, and had I stayed there, I most likely would have trouble finding a job today.

    Instead, I'm about to graduate from a real college with two non-related degrees. I recently landed a job doing web design and system administration precisely because I have some real world experience with PHP and MYSQL. That, and I've been practically living on the computer since my family got a PC Jr. many years ago. Oh, the days of hacking my Bard's Tale character stats with a hex editor!

    Anyway, the point I want to bring up here is this: I was up against graduates of that same technical school and my employer isn't impressed with them. Why? All their resumes look the same, they have no real-world experience, and almost without exception, the reason why they went to that school to get a computer "degree" was because they heard you could make a good living doing it.

    Bottom line, there are decent-paying tech jobs for those who have it in their blood and know what they are doing. Also, because the stupid US government projected such unrealistic salary and job growth in the field that the market is saturated with idiots (and "schools" for them) whose credentials suck and are only in it for the money.

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    1. Re:My story by xchino · · Score: 3, Flamebait

      "So of course, someone who shouldn't have been in the class raised his hand and asked, "Is that an "i" after the "c"?"

      You know what is really funny? The fact that you think someone should be knowledgeable about all facets of computers and semantics of specific operating systems in an "Intro to C++" course... if you were such a fucking hotshot why didn't you test out of the course? The point is people are in school to learn, not to be put down by elitists.

      I had mod points, and was going to mod you down, but I'd rather vent. You need a serious attitude adjustment, and if you had actually turned around and chastised that poor fellow for wanting to learn, I seriously hope the professor would throw you out of the class by your ear like the immature punk you are.

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  45. Re:Where can I see the questions? by aauu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lots of free sample tests. http://www.transcender.com/products/productlist.as px?tab=td

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  46. sunmanagers.. beh by T-Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Im subscribed to a bunch of OSS admin help type lists, and sunmanagers. DAMM there are some stupid sysadmins out there. About 50% of the questions on the FreeRADIUS list over the past week could be answered with: "google for that exact sentence and click 'Im feeling lucky'" and/or "I dont know, but it would be fun to try".

    Being out of work, I am very tempted to start isolating these morons, and sending off some mail to their company explaining how they have a moron working for them (and I would be a better choice). Hmm.. I have some time on my hands right now...

  47. Stupid MCSE's by GoMMiX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been annoyed by certs for years. I recall my last position, IT Director of a defense contractor.

    A few resume buffs included:

    9 years on the job experience, in senior management.
    Master's in CS from the U of A, GPA 3.76 (too much beer?)
    Primary languages: C/C++, VB (ick), Java, Cobol, ASM, Perl (LOVE Perl! *smooch*)... and, of course, every geek knows HTML/DHTML, JavaSCRIPT, Basic (ehhh), and a multitude of worthless languages that you learned because .... shit I have no excuse. Ohh well.

    4 total MRP/ERP conversions, blah blah. An impressive resume for the area I lived in, to say the least.

    During my interview, they (CEO and COO) asked if I was MCSE certified. I flat out laughed. At the time I thought it would cost me the job. Though, it eventually came out that the CEO was MCSE certified.

    To say the CEO was computer illiterate would be the understatement of the year. Yet, this man was MCSE certified -- I'm not specifically sure, even now, why he asked if I was.

    Though, I would also like to point out that what we see today as certifications are _NOT_ what certifications were 15 years ago.

    Microsoft (or so I primarily attribute) is greatly responsible for the influx of worthless certs in my opinion.

    I suspect MS's intention was to flood the job market with "Windows only" workers - who only knew how to resolve the problems with Windows that Microsoft wanted them to. An example, is again, the MCSE - where you learn mostly how to resolve/workaround/[rarely]fix "_KNOWN_" problems with various versions of Windows.

    Years and years ago, there were no Computer Science degree's available from any college - you went to tech school and got certified for the various skills that you felt would help advance your career.

    An example would be my Father, whom has dozens of certifications related to technology -- all of which were not available at any college during his time. He, instead, obtained a degree in Physics.

    On his way to N.A.S.A, the program was cancelled -- and so he sought to continue his way through technology. To do that, he could only get certified.

    He then spent the next 30 years of his life working on Mainframes -- technology and information now in short demand - even in the IT field. And when they are available - companies want someone with a degree in CS -- something that was not available in his time. He has been out of work longer then any of you could imagine. 100% of the jobs he has applied for have been filled by H1-B visa workers from India. He started tracking them about 3 years ago - to see who was getting the jobs.

    Though, I must admit -- he deserves no pitty. He makes roughly 8 times more then I, simply as an investor. He says he wants to work for the 'sense of accomplishment and comradory' that he once had. Some of the things he had done for IT in general are fascinating to hear about.

    His fatal flaw, though, is he just doesn't 'get' personal computing. In his world -- there is no such thing as graphics. Something I can understand, greadly, as I feel that any GUI confuses a simple world. To work through the command line is a beautiful thing. It's a shame so many distort that by using a GUI in situations where it shouldn't.

    Okay, just ranting here I suppose.

    Regardless, certs now deserve to be recognized as trash. Most of them are. It's a shame, too. I think this was largely inflicted by the influx of morons armed with Microsoft certifications that are as ignorant to the inner-workings of the technology they supported as the users who sought them for advice and service. A far cry from what things were many years ago -- and certainly something that should be exposed for what it truly is.

  48. Re:Lets call a spade a spade by demon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seconded. A couple years ago, I was standing in the local Borders back home, browsing the tech section, when a woman walked up to the networking section, and started looking at CCNA books. I heard her say, "I really wish they had these as audio books, I just don't have the time to read all this technical stuff..."

    It really seems like the people who get these certifications, or at least as their primary means of education/self-improvement toward a job, are otherwise clueless, lazy, and really shouldn't be around a computer to begin with.

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  49. A CS degree with diversity can be good by HeelToe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting points.

    My career isn't over yet, so who knows, but I may be a corrolary argument. I think having your eyes opened from a good diverse university experience can prepare you for business, even if your path was CS.

    I've got a CS degree.

    I've been in the field for approximately 8 years. I've worked up to management level, but am still in a technical role - primarily acting as a generalist, helping develop corporate IT strategies and providing coordination and communication both to director-level management above me and technologists below me.

    Until a few years ago I looked at things much the way you describe - focused on the mechanics of software creation. Don't get me wrong - there's a huge share of business-focused people whose idea of work is 5 hours of talking about their kids, 30 minutes of coffee breaks, an hour of lunch, and 90 minutes of focused work. However, if you find some good development or corporate leaders, they demonstrate quite quickly how naive it is to be focused on the mechanics of software creation.

    There's a heck of a lot more to focus on and weight appropriately if you want to successfully run a business. Managing to a P&L or the amount of dynamics an organization can cope with is significantly harder than choosing among several technical alternatives to find the one with the most merit - in a lot of cases that choice with the most merit may be impossible for the business to take on.

    A part of me will always crave the "look back and see how much grass you've cut" qualitative nature of software creation, but there are significantly more challenging problems in leading IT, and they often require more in the way of personal devotion to achieve a solution.

  50. And a lot of the coolest jobs by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are those that cross fields, venturing into new areas. Since you mentioned Linguistics and Comptuers, and those are two of the areas I'm studing I figured I'd chime in:

    Right now there is quite a bit of research being done on computers and language. We want to make them speak it, listen to it, but above all, to understand it. This is a difficult problem, more difficult than most people think. I'll ignore the speaking and hearing part and just talk about the understanding:

    To understand a language, a computer must not just have a bunch of symbols in memory that make up the words, it needs to be able to perform operations on those such as to derive what it meant. Well that invloved three fields right there, CS, linguistics and philsohpy. The CS of course is the actual implementation of the algorithms. But what algorithms to implement?

    Well that's where linguistics come in. You need to analyze natural language and figure out how it actually works. Try and write rules that dictate what is and is not a correct utterence, how different parts of speech are usedm etc. Also you need to produce a database of words, meanings, parts of speech and so on. A lot of this has been done.

    So what about the philosophy? Well the thing is, current popular linguistic theory doesn't work right for language as humans use it. It describes literal, direct speech only. Well humans aren't like that, most of our meanings are at least aprtially context dependant and not entirely direct and literal. So language philosophers are working on trying to develop empirically testable theories for how humans actually communicate, and how the process the different kinds of communication with ease. The field is called Pragmatics.

    But this adds yet another part to the study. It's all well and good that we come up with a nice theory that everything fits in, but does that have anything to do with reality? Do humans ACTUALLY process language in such a way and does it really adiquately describe communications? So we turn to psychological tests to try and verify or falsify theories of language. Only through emperical testing of actual humans can we figure out how this works.

    Those theories then need to be studied in the context of the actual spoken language and have rules developed, and those rules then need to be implemented as algorithms in a computer.

    And that's just the beginning.

    Thing is, this ISN'T an insignificant field. All the big computer companies like MS and IBM would LOVE to be able to produce a computer that people could speak to naturally and it would do what they wanted. Then there are people like the NSA that are highly interested in have a computer that can analyze the content of intercepted communication and do a real good translation and breakdown of it.

    It's a field where there is quite a bit of money to be made, and a whole lot of work that needs to be done. However, what it really needs is people that aren't just one trick dogs, that have studied some in ALL of those fields (and others) to be able to work on designing and coordinating experiements and statical analysis of language to try and actually get a working system off the ground. Not just someone who knows code and nothing but code.

    As a side note, I'm not studying this to go in it, just because I think it's a neat interdiciplinary degree to get. I'm a computer support guy by profession.

  51. Re:ACCIS? by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Informative
    Go for something with regional accredidation, as opposed to the Distance Education and Training Council (who accredits ACCIS). The DETC, while technically a "U.S. Department of Education recognized" accreditor, doesn't command the respect of either real colleges or employers who know the difference. It's a better (if slower) and less expensive path to attend a community college and transfer to a four year college or university. Bonus points for planning your transfer work while working at the CC.

    Also, search Usenet for AICS (ACCIS' former name)--IIRC, that institution had been using bogus accredidation from the "World Association of Universities and Colleges" (WAUC) before the name change. That alone is enough for me to steer far clear.

    In any case, good luck!

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  52. Why tech schools produce so many useless grads by rollingcalf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Generally, people with the aptitude and attitude to be successful in IT don't choose tech schools -- they choose a university with a genuine 4-year technical degree, or they get a computer and teach themselves real programming (not HTML creation with Frontpage). The tech schools then get left mostly with people who could do neither.

    Of course, the weak curricula doesn't help them either. But it's the quality of the people they attract that is the deciding factor.

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  53. Can't Bash One Till You've Earned One by ApewithGun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I propose a new Shashdot rule:

    You can't bash any Cert. or Degree until you've earned it. Otherwise it's just sour grapes. Let those who've taken the time and effort to improve themselves decide its value.

    I know that we're about to be overwhelmed with claims that:

    1.) Certs are useless.
    2.) Tech schools are useless
    3.) BS degrees are useless
    4.) Experience is GOD (and you can't get any)

    and we'll hear stories like:

    1.) I knew an MCSE who couldn't find the power switch on my server.
    2.) My friend graduated from a Tech school and earned his CCIE and he can't even read.
    3.) I never graduated from elementary school and I'm the most productive employee in my company's IT department.

    Well isn't that special (and meaningless)

    There are good and bad everything. Schools and certs are no different (except that they are harder to outsource).

    I do contend that now IS the time to get into IT. If schools are closing, and no one wants to go into Tech then we're on our way to an eventual shortage. Shortage equals Opportunity.

  54. Well let me present another side by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have an interesting view on things since I do computer support for a research university (University of Arizona). I'm full-time staff, but also have been taking classes and am about to get an undergrad degree not at all related to computers. My technical skills are all self and on the job learning. And I do have a couple certs.

    I am wary of university degrees as well as certs because I see two big thing that happen with alarming frequency:

    1) Assembly-line grads. These are people that go to school to get a job. Period. They generally do quite well in class and they totally devote themselves to school. But notice I say school, not their education. They learn what they need to learn to graduate. They do not learn how to think on their own, and do not learn what they are doing MEANS.

    Like CS grads that don't undersand how microprocessors or operating systems work. So you can write code, great, but do you know what your code DOES? How does it get translated? What is it ACTUALLY causing the system to do?

    These people I find become the stereotypical "code monkey". They can write code well, but lack the ability to solve unique or complex problems, or solve them with a hack if at all. They also tend to be bound to only languages they've learned, and can't pick up new ones quickly since they understand only the language, not the language as a means to program an imperitive device.

    2) Ivory-tower, out-of-touch, academics. These are the people I support. It amazes me how clueless and out of touch some of these professors are. They know lots of theory but little application, and often are stumped because the tech world changes so fast. They also tend to get walled in and can think only about their narrow field, and can't apply their knowledge to anything, even if it is very similar and they should be able to understand it.

    Now this certianly isn't ALL grads and professors, there are a great many quality ones, but this is MANY of them. There are plenty of people who's BS is just a bunch of BS. They have minimal real abilities.

    So what does this have to do with certs? Well, they, like degrees, can be representitive or not representitive of someone's skills and knowledge. Ya, if someone has no practical experience and just crams a book to get a cert, you're going to get a person with a head full of useless facts that they can't apply to anything. However if someone who works doing something gets a cert, it is a confirmation of their knowledge, and also in the process probably helps them round it out.

    My CCNA was quite valuable to me because it forced me to learn about IPX and some WAN technologies. I had plenty of experience with routing and switching on quite a large LAN, plenty with IOS and so on. However all I knew about WANs was the basic link types. I could tell you the bandwidth about a given link but little more. Of IPX, I knew even less. The CCNA forced me to learn how frame relay worked, how IPX was routed, and take the time to go and set some up in the process of learning. All in all, it made me round out network knowledge in ways I otherwise wouldn't have. CCNP study is now doing the same thing to a much greater degree.

    So certs, like degrees, are what you make of them. If you take them as a confirmation of skills and a leaning experience, they will help you. You'll learn thing and you might not otherwise in your chosen field. If you just take them as a series of tests to be passed, you'll come out with little in the way of real knowledge or skills.

    I think both certs and degrees are things to look for. They give you indications of areas that a person ought to be knowledgable and skilled in. For example if you are looking for a network guy, the Cisco certs are a good thing to watch for. Do the necessiarly mean they are good? No, but that is something you then test for both by looking at job experience and with questions.

    My favourite way is to pick something they ought to REALLY understand, based on their alleged skill set and question

  55. had an intern once, getting his mcse by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    He had passed the 4 (?) core exams for the win2k mcse. A jobs program had put him through a boot camp. When he got to me, I asked him to bring up the control panel.

    Deer in headlights.

    Ok. Hit the start button and go to control panel.

    More bambi.

    O.k....lower left corner. Left-click...

    I am not making this up. It's possible the guy went into cranial vapor lock under pressure, but even in brainlock you should be able to find the control panel. Or at least the start button.

    Nice guy, good attitude, might be some aptitude, but the thought that he was going to get hired as an admin somewhere after his internship was weird.

  56. Re:My college experiance by forkboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sadly, you can learn a lot more by buying cheap equipment of your own and tinkering than you can in 2 years at a community college. During my tech stint, I went from tinkering on PCs to running network security (firewalls, ids, etc) for a couple different companies. The upside was I learned everything on my own time by spending a lot of my time and money during my lackey years on equipment to screw around with. (switches, old routers, various windows and linux servers, even some old sparcs and SGIs)

    The downside was, when the market went to the shitter and everyone and their dog were looking for a job, my lack of a degree kept me from getting anywhere.

    My advice to you...stick it out in the CC, then try and get into a 2+2 program with a 4 year college to finish off a bachelors in Info. Tech. or something similar. Learn most of your real world skills on your own. Use the degree to get a foot in the door.

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  57. Re:My story-Money fever. by pcmanjon · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Uh, huh. And the "do it for the love" got into it because they heard you can make practically nothing in it."

    I'm not into the industry because it makes any money...
    Been using and enjoying learning about computers since the 5th grade...

    Its not because theres big money in the field, but rather, this is the only thing I'M GOOD AT.

  58. I just don't understand some people by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    THe example taken is a legitimate question of sombody that is clearly getting to grips with the vagueries of Solaris in particular and UNIX in general.

    This person is not claimin he is a guru or that he is a super duper certified Batman.

    If that is the best example you could come with, it clearly show things are not as you make them appear to be.

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  59. No, he should not. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I never opened my first computer until 2 years after graduating, just out of natural curiosity, but I could have lived happily ever after without doing so.

    By then I had improved algorithms to search hughe databases with data stored on magnetic tape, been working in a research Institute building their infrastructure, connecting them to the Internet, and had installed and configured full datacentres all around my country with cutting edge technology.

    Your worldview seems pretty narrow to me, a view in which is you don't waste time opening computers you are not worthy of doing real computing work.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  60. Katharine Gibbs School....(REAL LIFE) by lost_8lives · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My story is an interesting one. Basically I have been using/breaking/fixing/learning and loving machines since I was 11. I took rudimentary computer logic classes at that age to(basic)(got thrown out for some reason or another...)Anyway, I was pretty much a fuk-up from 13 to 18 in regards to not taking school seriously(raves, skateboarding,girls,(ILLICIT_ACTIVITY_HERE),etc and not really learning or, rather, expanding my horizons academically. At 18, girlfriend gone, raves suck, still skating, life is bleek. Tried going to school for english, I did pretty well and decided to re-hash my interest in computers past Street Fighter 2. Start going to Katharine Gibbs School for programming. I got in with a GED I JUST GOT(gotta love me)and started classes. Turns out I LOVE PROGRAMMING and do pretty well(top 2 in my class) shit gets deeper... It came to the point(very quickly) that the work was watered down to suit the instructors lack of real teaching skill or initiative. There are at least 5-6 classes on the curriculum which I was made to buy books for and never took the course for. Teachers would not show up for class and randomly quit in between quarters(whoa)on some,"Yeah, well...do you guys know any SQL/JAVA/C++,etc.". Long story short. I was put in the position where I had to GO THE EXTRA MILE MYSELF because if you want to learn, you will. I studied C++ for 6 months before I even went to the class, any job I could(can) get even WORKING with a computer I will take. My resume probly sux, but I don't know many peeps who can physically install and configure a T1 line from start to finish and then do the SQL/ACCESS Admin thing all by themselves with an asshole boss clocking me... (but I still know those who can even do FAR more than that...;)If you love this isht, you will ALWAYS go far in some regard. I want to get paid to but somethings are more important than money/ or the next asshole boss/ to know how to learn is the most essential and priceless of the above mentioned.:D F**k EM ALL!