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CmdrTaco
on from the gotta-reinstall-every-month-or-two-anyway dept.
An anonymous reader writes "Looks like Microsoft changed their minds and are planning a new OS release before Longhorn. They are calling it XP Reloaded."
Based on the results page, I think they really do need another release -- nearly every single query result was a question about how to reload the operating system because a bunch of shit just stopped working!
Once XP Reloaded comes out, I can't wait to query for "XP Reloaded Reloaded" and see if the number of results returned decreases at all, or if the MS tards just add more bugs with every "bug fix". Hahahaha!
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Re:OMFG ROTFLMAO ROR!
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shadowbearer
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Prior art. "Reload(ed) Windows" has been used many, many many times. Many times. Many....we're talking astronomical mathematical scales, here. At least.
The only thing that surpasses it is "restarted windows".
SB
-- It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Re:OMFG ROTFLMAO ROR!
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redJag
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No no no, the next version would be XP Revolutions. Of course, on par with Slashdot here mind you, XP Revolutions would use a grub loader, let you choose the mount point, use new winextfs, and let you choose between winome or kdew32 window managers.
Re:OMFG ROTFLMAO ROR!
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shadowbearer
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Man, not only did I reply to the wrong thread, I responded on slashdot to a IM message.
See what two consecutive bullshit stories regarding Microsoft IN ONE DAY can do to your brain? Turns it to recycled mush! This is your brain...and this is your brain when you start believing MS PR (pours brain out into saucepan)
I think I need to go outside....
SB
-- It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Re:OMFG ROTFLMAO ROR!
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RevAaron
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With/. readers like this - we really need a (-5, Way Too Much Caffeine) option.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!
Re:OMFG ROTFLMAO ROR!
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Scratch-O-Matic
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The only thing that surpasses it is "restarted windows".
Usually I would settle for just shutting down Windows, but I can rarely get that to work either.
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Evil is the money of root.
Reloaded? Revolutions?
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Anonymous Coward
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Is this a fortelling of things to come? Did the Oracle prophetize these events? Is it fate that the next two versions of windows are doomed to be over hyped and inferior to the original in nearly every way shape and form?
Re:Reloaded? Revolutions?
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Bendebecker
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I don't think Larry Ellison is available for comment...
-- There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes, most of us won't be able to afford
it.
-- Lemmy
Actually what I'm thrilled about (even if others say its horribly inefficient) is the 3D accelerated desktop that is supposed to be in Longhorn, and doing away with 2D acceleration. The Mac has it, why can't we?
Though I doubt Reloaded will have it as it would take away the Longhorn hype
-- Candle burns its brightest in the dark
Re:and in other news
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Anonymous Coward
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"Reloaded" is just an internal designation. It will most likely be released under a different name in order to avoid lawsuits.
It would certainly make Microsoft think a little bit longer on some law suits if it happened to them.
Okay. It ptobably wouldn't. Ignore this post.
Re:and in other news
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Golias
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Nah... They have prior art on use of the word. If I had a dollar for every time Windows XP had to be "reloaded" in my office, I would be as rich as a Microsoft board member.
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Information wants to be anthropomorphized.
Re:and in other news
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Anonymous Coward
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You are correct. The actual planned product name is "XP: Return of the King"
Re:and in other news
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rholliday
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Don't worry though. Everything will be fully functional by the time "XP Revolutions" is released, right?
Re:and in other news
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LilMikey
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Warner Bros takes Billy to court over using the name Reloaded.
And, after seeing the successful result of that trial, Metallica sues Warner over the 'Reloaded' subtitle thus propogating the constantly regurgitating cycle of crap!
-- LilMikey.com... I'll stop doing it when you sto
Re:and in other news
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Vargasan
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Windows XPSE? But it uses the NT kernel so it could also be called Windows NTXPSE. I'm sure MS can get more letters in that abbreviation.
-- Putting the romance back into necromancer.
Re:and in other news
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pantherace
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Actually what I'm thrilled about (even if others say its horribly inefficient) is the 3D accelerated desktop that is supposed to be in Longhorn, and doing away with 2D acceleration. The Mac has it, why can't we?
Umm... the Macs don't. The macs use display pdf which can be scaled much like vector graphics that longhorn will include. However Longhorn will do almost all of that on the card (Which macs are starting to do (Quarz Extreme which still does some things in software (CPU)).
Nor will longhorn be a '3d' desktop for the most part, instead it will be more like doing 2D acceleration in 3D spaces, which most cards cannot do efficiently. They mostly flush the render buffer for every switch & the 3D part is still seperate from the 2D portion with the end 3D buffer being blitted to the 2D buffer when it isn't full screen. The main benefit is: vector grapics (which can be done in 2D easily, (example: kde's crystal svg icons) but all 3D apis provide this accelerated if the hardware does it.) which allow smaller sized icons which can scale up & down better than bitmaps, and is useful for high resolution windows so that even if you need large things (poor eyesight) it can only look better running at higher resolution (by having the computer calculate how to display something at 200dpi to a monitor which was at 100dpi (it isn't hard, and if you don't use vector graphics, it is essentially just pixel quadrupling, however with vector grapics & aa, it looks better)
And for anyone who doesn't think cards need a lot of ram: my current desktop is using more than 12MB, and that's only going to go up.
Re:and in other news
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Whitehawke
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Quote from the Lindows.com site:
----------- Important Notice! The choice of visiting this site has been taken away in Belgium, Luxembourg, The Netherlands and Sweden. Residents of these countries must _click here_! -----------
Now, let's think about this for a minute. They're on the site and from (e.g.) Belgium, so they need to click the link...but, if 'the choice has been taken away', how exactly did they get there?
Re:and in other news
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Anonymous Coward
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Don't worry though. Everything will be fully functional by the time "XP Revolutions" is released, right?
Yeah, I think the OS just ends at a key point, and you need to buy revolutions, thinking it will explain and fix everything, only it doesn't. Just like in the movies.
-- SAILING MISHAP
Re:and in other news
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mickwd
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"Windows XPSE?
Could be.
Or what about Windows Special Edition XP ?
Since, as you say, it still uses the NT kernel it could be Windows Special Edition XP Original Technology.
Windows SEXPOT.
Sounds like a winner.
Re:and in other news
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Sick+Boy
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Am I the only one who read that as "eXPenSE"?
-- Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
Re:and in other news
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poot_rootbeer
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Actually what I'm thrilled about (even if others say its horribly inefficient) is the 3D accelerated desktop that is supposed to be in Longhorn
Which will be another similarity between the next version of Windows and the Matrix movies -- gratuitous eye candy effects, rendered in slow motion...
Re:and in other news
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tverbeek
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When Apple upgraded the CPU in the Mac II to the 68030, they called the new model the Mac IIx. I was disappointed that they didn't use the same naming pattern when they put a 68030 in the Mac SE (instead calling it the Mac SE/30).
-- http://alternatives.rzero.com/
Re:and in other news
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Wolfier
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How about...
Windows Reload ME?
Sounds like a good name for the Siberian version...
Re:and in other news
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EvilTwinSkippy
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...The actual planned product name is "XP: Return of the King"
Well it should have been "The Two Towers", but we all know how well that would have flown over.
-- "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Re:and in other news
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iminplaya
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Maybe they'll just let themselves be killed. Microsoft will die for our sins.
-- What?
Shouldn't that be...
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Anonymous Coward
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XP Rebooted?
Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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Megor1
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Or can it?
-- Everyone that disagrees with me is a paid shill
Re:Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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Maserati
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Well, XP Reloaded won't be a sequel to something as good as the original Matrix film, so the expectations won't be quite as high.
Re:Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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Gyan
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Well, all the bugs are real. There is no escape.
Re:Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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swoebser
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I think I'll save my money until XP Revolutions comes out.
Re:Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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Megor1
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Just thought of another name for it
"XP Rebloated"
Hell if it's anything like Windows ME was to Windows 98 than that name would apply.
-- Everyone that disagrees with me is a paid shill
Re:Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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MrHanky
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You know, XP was meant as a trilogy to begin with. Microsoft just wanted to see if there was a market for it before the started producing parts 2 and 3. But you really have to experience the whole trilogy to truly appreciate XP at all. That's how it always was meant.
Oh, and while we wait: AniXPrick will let us know more of the XP mythology (security, usability, TCO and the real reason why a web browser, an instant messenger and a media player are integrated parts of the XP). And don't forget to buy the sound track, with unforgettable hits like tada.wav, chord.wav, notify.wav and the incredible recycle.wav!
Re:Well it can't be much worse than the movie
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TWX
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"XP Rebloated"
Seems like a good combination of "XP Reloaded" and "XP Rebooted", with a little slice of truth added for flavour...
This reminds me of a phrase posted here on slashdot about the movie " How about I give you the finger and you give me my 10 dollars back!"
-- how long until/. fixes commenting on Chrome?
insert Matrix joke here
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dhamsaic
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...followed in 2006 by Longhorn, aka "Microsoft XP Revolutions"
-- Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
Re:insert Matrix joke here
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GillBates0
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Neo: What are you trying to tell me that I can dodge worms?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you install Linux, you won't have to.
-- An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
Gotta keep the upgrade revenues...
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LostCluster
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Somehow, this seems like a sequel nobody wants to see...
Remember what happened when XP missed its deadline... Microsoft ended up shipping WindowsMe which in most circles stands for "Mistake Edition".
We know the real reason they're putting this out. It's not for the innovation value, but that sales of the XP Update have started to tail off, and this will convince some people who already have XP to buy the upgrade...
Re:Gotta keep the upgrade revenues...
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stratjakt
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Nope, sounds more like 98SE to me (that one was free, btw).
Real big architectural changes a-coming (64 bit CPUs, PCI-X, BTX (more of a form factor but i believe ties into OS controlled temp and whatnot), etc..), and the current OS doesn't support them, and the next OS is too far off.
I wouldnt be surprised if they merged the 64bit and 32bit code trees, or something of the sort.
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I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
Re:Gotta keep the upgrade revenues...
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4of12
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Exactly.
More to the point, it's to goad corporate users who are currently very happy to sit with Win2K installations into upgrading.
Those Win2K using folks apparently didn't get the message from the big marketing drive and didn't think XP was worth the money and hassle to upgrade from 2K.
Since Longhorn is "far off" and official support for 2K dies pretty soon, these are the customers that MS is hoping will jump on the bait.
But those customers probably want to insure that XP-Reloaded is really an improvement over 2k (already quite adequate). Then, Longhorn will have an even tougher time convincing corporate IT to displace XP-Reloaded.
-- "Provided by the management for your protection."
Re:Gotta keep the upgrade revenues...
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Accipiter
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sounds more like 98SE to me (that one was free, btw).
No. Windows 98 Second Edition was NOT a free upgrade. You could download the fixes and patches, but any new features were only available if you bought the 98SE retail box.
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-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
(If you can't figure out how to E-Mail me, Don't.:P)
Why do I get the feeling that the lead programmer on this project is called Neo?
Wait a minute ....
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petabyte
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Do they know how many times I've "reloaded" XP for friends and family members? Seriously.
Not much difference from what they did with 98SE or 95B (or 95C).
Re:Wait a minute ....
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acidrain69
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95B at least added USB support. 98SE was a definate DOWNGRADE from 98.
It even says it in the article. They don't have enough to make it worthwhile, it's just a security/bugfix release. They are trying to pad it with "value added" crap, half of which will get deleted after install.
-- -- Having a Creationist Museum is like having an Atheist place of worship
Surprised to see me, Mr Gates?
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m_dob
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Says the latest virus to XP.
Oh how I long for Windows Really Good Edition
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$calar
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All I know is...
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Sayten241
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They better not release it under that title because it sounds a lot more like infringement to me than "Lindows" does. Well, maybe that's a bit extreme, but it's something to think about nonetheless.
That's like in high school when you'd be hanging out at your friend's house and his dad would be one of those guys who thought he was cool but he was actually terribly out of touch. You know, the kind of guy who would come downstairs in like 1998 and say something like, "What are you guys doing? Listening to Nirvana?" in a desperate attempt to seem cool and "with it."
Re:XP Rebooted
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Anonymous Coward
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Hehehe, it's going to be hilarious when you're that dad.
I saw the XP BSOD Today...
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LostCluster
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Today, while I was browsing Slashdot, Windows XP for no particular reason brought up its BSOD and demanded a reboot.
While that was happening, I realized it had been about two and a half years since XP came out. It seems like MS operating systems aways start to wear out after 2-3 years, just in time for the new release to claim it fixes all of those bugs...
Re:I saw the XP BSOD Today...
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cK-Gunslinger
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Yeah, today's bits just don't seem to age as gracefully as the bits o' yore. I blame it on the advent of antivirus software. Software doesn't get the chance to build up a natural immunity anymore...
Re:I saw the XP BSOD Today...
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Tim+C
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How old were the machines? Bought new around the time that the respective OSes were released?
It may be a hardware problem - dodgy RAM, something overheating, etc. Seriously, it might be an idea to open the machine up, clean all the fans, heatsinks, etc, and take a look. Actually investigate the problem, rather than just shrugging and saying "Windows, huh?".
Re:I saw the XP BSOD Today...
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fwarren
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Look I do work for people of average intelligence. They buy their new Dell, see that it has Norton Antivirus on it, plug in the phone jack, fire up an internet account and away they go.
Then they installed some "free" program. It installed spyway/malware/hijackware on their system. They have 20 processes in the background that they do not even know is running. The machine is crawling along, and then their 90 days of anti-virus updates ends. Now a month later, the next big virus is out, they are using outlook express (with default) settings. Now they have at least one virus on their system.
The person of average intelligence who does not spend several hours a month keeping up on firewall, antivirus, malware, adware and other security/performace issues, will soon have a constantly rebooting, locks often, won't shut down box.
Not a blue screen, but just about the same thing, The big lie microsoft has always told, just plug a computer in with windows and start working, everthing will work find and stay working fine.
-- vi +/etc over regedit any day of the week.
Re:I saw the XP BSOD Today...
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cmacb
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I've noticed this about all commercial operating systems, since DOS that is (DOS was fine).
They all get "tired" after a while. OS/2 icons would start to disappear after a few months. You could run utilities to fix for a while, but generally you had to re-install to get good performance again. Same with all version of Windows, particularly since they came up with that *BRILLIANT* registry concept. Then they came out with unofficial registry clean-up tools (like REGCLEAN), then as of 2000 they tell you not to run those or you will screw your system.
They leave it to third parties like Norton to provide this type of clean-up tool, but then when the tools don't work, or even make your system worse, Microsoft can say "it's not our problem you ran a third party tool", and the toolmaker says "it's not our problem Microsoft keeps changing things and not telling us".
Apples OS X is the same way. I've already had to start running a cleanup tool about once a week or the system gets noticeably slower. If I let it go a month the disk drive starts bashing it's heads up against the enclosure trying to access cylinders that don't exist.
It's as though you are working with the temperamental robot in "Lost In Space". Going where *YOU* want to go, but only when its in the right mood.
I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but the only other explanation is that the people working on Linux and the BSD systems are a LOT smarter, because those systems don't have these problems, ever. You can upgrade when you feel like it, IF you feel like it, and pay little or nothing (Debian) for the privilege.
Maybe this will get better as more people move from "JUNKware" to software. I hope so. I really don't mind paying for software, I just don't want to own any more junk.
By the way I'm fairly sure that this release has more to do with revenue projections than technology. MS is in a revenue dry spell of its own creation. This has happened before (Remember Windows ME?) and it will keep happening as long as people put up with it.
Maybe there is something Darwinian going on here. Windows: the OS for people who really have no business using computers.
if this OS will have full 64bit compatiablity? As if it doesn't it could seriously slow down 64bit sales, as I for one was waiting for Longhorn to upgrade to 64bit, and I know a lot of my friends were.
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
Re:Setting themselves up...
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coopaq
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Smith: "Mr. Anderson. I see you've been living a dual-boot lifestyle."
Smith: "One of these opertaing systems has a future. The other does not."
Neo (looking confused and stupid as always): "I know my rights. You can't scare me with this XP crap."
Smith: "And how are you going to tell anyone about Linux if our search engine returns no results."
Re:Setting themselves up...
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EvilTwinSkippy
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Installer: You are here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You felt it your entire life--like there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
User: The Upgrade?
Installer: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Upgrade is. You have to install it for yourself.
User: How?
Installer: This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. If you click F3, the installation ends and the system will reboot and you can believe whatever you want to believ. If you click F8, you accept the EULA and we see just how much the upgrade will fix.
(User hesitates)
-- "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Heck, I can reload XP for free . . . but at least even Microsoft is now acknowledging that is one of the only way to fix their buggy software.
Which will it be?
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Burlynerd
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I hope it's not another Windows ME style dead-end branch of the Windows tree. US customers need to get the rumored stripped-down Windows that the EU may be getting. Windows, without all the unwanted crap, would be interesting to see.
BN
XP Reloaded bundle...
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Anonymous Coward
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...with Duke Nukem: Forever will be particularly popular.
"We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP."
Sounds more like they are Exploring (TM) ways to add value to Microsoft.
Belloc
-- I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
How appropriately named.
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MongooseCN
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Does this mean it will have lots of pretty graphics and effects with little actually substance and meaning behind it? Like other things titled "Reloaded"?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Probably good for Linux
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Random+BedHead+Ed
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An interim release between XP service pack 2 and Longhorn indicates that Longhorn is going the way of Chicago and NT 5.0. Those, if you'll recall, were overly-hyped software releases that were delayed... and delayed. And delayed.
And delayed. Point is, to me this indicates that Longhorn's release date just became slightly more tentative than it was before. Which is a good thing for alternative operating systems like the growing and ever-improving GNU/Linux.
And in the short term it's a good thing for Microsoft, as some people are likely to fork over the $100 (or whatever) upgrade.
Re:Probably good for Linux
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MeepMeep
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...Longhorn is going the way of Chicago and NT 5.0. Those, if you'll recall, were overly-hyped software releases
'Overly-hyped'?
I'm no Microsoft apologist but Chicago became Windows 95 which completely dominated the desktop, and NT 5.0 became Windows 2000, which is probably the most popular, stable server OS Microsoft ever made...both of these operating systems made a kajillion-bazillion dollars for Microsoft. That's not just hype.
Although I will concede that they took a long time to make it to market...
MeepMeep
Re:Probably good for Linux
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Random+BedHead+Ed
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Precisely. By overly-hyped I was referring to the time to market, which was delayed repeatedly. Not to business success, which was substantial (and which cemented Microsoft in the lives of each and every geek, like it or not).
In the case of Chicago, while you rightly point out that it was a business success, it was not only overly-hyped in the sense that the computing world eagerly anticipated it during a forever-and-a-day development cycle, but it was also overly-hyped as a product. Let's face it: they sold a lot, but it sucked. Windows 95 didn't work as advertised until OSR2. Some people reported being glad they stuck with Windows 3.11, despite the old clunky interface, because it crashed less.
My Dell already has XP Preloaded
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Rascasse
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Yeah it already came with XP Preloaded.
It's the start of a whole new product line
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ChaosMagic
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Microsoft will be announcing further products in their "Reloaded" range which will include Office Reloaded, Visual Studio Reloaded, Outlook Reloaded and The Browser, Reloaded.
-- ... I guess
Software Assurance
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Bull999999
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My guess is that the Longhorn will not be out soon enough for those who bought XP under software assurance program. By having a forced update out, MS can claim that the software assurance program is indeed a good buy.
tell Microsoft that their calenders are all fucked up.
April 1st is a ways away yet.
Or is this more from the new Microsoft Time Travel Engine (TM)?
God, you'd think that after their latest public gaff that they'd just hunker down for a while and rethink their strategy, but NO...
I'm over the line from disgusted to sheer pity. Must be some good crack they're smoking over at 1 MS Way.
Fer crying out loud
Vulnerabilities aren't exploited until we release a patch for the "hackers" to reverse engineer, and NOW THEY'RE GOING TO PATCH IN A MAJOR WAY THE WHOLE OS.
gaaarrrgghhhhhhh *choke*
SB
-- It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
a full release not really needed
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Tumbleweed
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Look, everyone knows (or should, by now) that the only part of XP that really NEEDS overhauling is IE. After the new stuff coming up in SP2 (security fixes, software firewall, built-in antivirus, etc.), that'll _still_ be the only thing that needs an overhaul. A popup blocker in IE with SP2 isn't going to cure the REAL ills of IE, namely, horrid CSS & PNG support. Merely fixing those two things would get me to buy an XP upgrade. As a web designer/developer, that is my number one, EVERY DAY biggest obstacle to computing happiness. Where do I want to go today, Microsoft asks. I want to go to that happy land where IE properly & fully supports CSS 1 & 2 & PNG. Is that so much to ask? Hell, just properly implementing what you started in the original IE 6 would be enough!
Screw Fermat's Last Theorem. MS spending time adding a _popup blocker_ to IE when the PNG & CSS issues remain is the biggest mystery of our time. If they add tabs and _still_ don't fix CSS & PNG, I'm gonna totally lose it.
Re:a full release not really needed
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Tumbleweed
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The documented bugs are _really, really bad_. Thus, I say IE's CSS support is horrid. They've been left unfixed for 2.5 years and counting. True, Mozilla doesn't have full support for CSS2, but IE doesn't yet have full support for CSS _1_!
I'm not using Firefox, but Mozilla itself crashes _far less_ than IE does on the machines I use. I think I've only seen Mozilla crash 1 or 2 times since I started using v1.6. IE would crash at _least_ every other day on me, quite often multiple times a day.
And all the developers screamed in agony
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ThePyro
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Yet another OS we have to stick in our testing matrix. Sigh...
adding value
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Schlemphfer
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I know it's an internal code name, but you would think they would choose one that doesn't evoke memories of a recent movie that was bombed by the critics.
Anyway, I read the article, and I loved this quote from Window's lead project manager:
"We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP."
To me, that sounds like newspeak for "We are exploring ways to get existing XP users to pony up extra cash."
What's funny about all this is the article talks all about the prospect for this new XP release, without mentioning even one feature Reloaded would contain. Go figure.
Here's some wild speculation: Longhorn development is running into problems that are further delaying development, so Microsoft is responding with a stopgap operating system. Maybe they should call it OS9 instead of Reloaded.
Anyway, from a Linux advocate's perspective, anything that pushes back Longhorn has to be considered a good thing. Longhorn will no doubt come with some compelling features that will make Linux a harder sell. So the longer it takes to be released, the more time Linux has to establish its foothold.
Note that I'm not saying that Longhorn will be a product I'd want to have. Every new release of Windows seems to be more restrictive than the last, and what little I understand about.NET terrifies me. Still, there's no denying that some users will view Longhorn as sort of the OSX release of Windows.
-- I'm generally "Interesting," "Insightful," and even "Funny" here. What the hell happens to me at parties?
Longhorn will no doubt come with some compelling features that will make Linux a harder sell.
Please - no flames - but isn't that kinda backwards? The whole case Linux Zealots have been trying to prove is that Linux is better than Windows. Now are we afraid that Microsoft will get better and force Linux to get better too? Don't we want Microsoft products to get better? I know I do, even if Linux is still a better option. C'mon man, they aren't really evil, they're just big. I hope the next Windows OS is the WhizBang MS Solution to OS X. I hope the same for Linux distros. I hope the next version of Mac OS is better too. We're all going to have to deal with them (Windows users) at some point, lets hope for the best possible OS Microsoft can develop. I'd like to believe that all platforms will be stable, secure, and scalable for beginners to tech users.
You mean Hippocrates as in the Hippocratic oath? Part of which reads:
I will follow that system or regimen which, according to my ability and judgement, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous.
I don't think Microsoft could ever be credibly accused of being a bunch of hippocrites.
--
In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they're not.
Too Many Editions
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Rick+and+Roll
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Well, I hope Microsoft takes a lesson from Apple, and doesn't preinstall computers with an edition geared to either "Home" or "Professional". All it really does is confuse customers. There is nothing about XP Pro (and not about XP Home) that a home user will find daunting. There are many Home-branded computers that are used only in offices. It's stupid, really.
Of course, what Microsoft is trying to do is to have their cake and eat it too. They want the ubiquitous distribution of their Operating System by making deals with OEMs and retailers. They also want people to pay the ridiculous off-the-shelf upgrade prices. These people that upgrade to Pro end up paying twice.
I personally do not pay the MS tax, I just borrow a CD. I own XP home, but I install XP Pro on my computer. Don't use it regularly, only for games and stuff.
Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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TeaEarlGreyHot
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Please tell me the Longhorn desktop is NOT going to be 3D only, with no 2D acceleration. I mean, I have no problem with a desktop having lots of 3D effects for people who like them, but at least give us the chance to TURN THE DAMN CHROME OFF!
It seems like every time a new class of CPUs come out that can keep up with bloated GUIs, Windows blows up the CPU power needed to drive its GUI exponentially.
Remember when a DX2-66 was all you needed to make Win3.1 draw fast? Along came 95 Remember when a P5-166 was all you needed to make Win95 draw fast? Along came Win98 Remember when a PIII was all you needed to make Win2K draw fast?...And so on...
I hope I speak for others when I say, I don't need fancy-schmancy glowing texture-wrapped widgets, window transparancy, or realtime updated iconified windows. I need to use my computer to get stuff done!
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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cens0r
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Well the idea of the 3d accelerated desktop is that your video card will be able to do all the work. Considering how simple the graphics are on a 2d desktop (versus something like doom 3) i imagine almost any mediocre graphics card will speed things up immensly.
-- Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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Epistax
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Any computer I am in charge of with Windows, the first thing I do is disable every "visual feature" (aka performance degrader) and strip the OS as bare as possible. Do I want to view a directory as a webpage? Fuck no. I don't want to view it as a 3d studio max file either! It's bad enough that simply highlighting any media file in explorer makes the system read the file (even if no preview is enabled). Want to max out your processor? Rename a file so that it's.avi and highlight it in explorer (I assume this will work because a broken AVI will do it).
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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cens0r
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You're thinking about this in the wrong way. When they say 3d accelerated they don't necessairly mean that the desktop is in 3d. What they mean is they are going to use features of the video card to make things render faster. For example if one window hides another the video card will know from it's z-buffer that it doesn't need to render the window on bottom.
-- Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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mbourgon
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Great - now I'll need to put GeForce4's in my servers...
-- "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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topham
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Under windows the first thing I do is disable all the visual effects. On all but the fastest systems they cause performance issues, and if there are any bugs in the video drivers the visual effects tend to trip them.
I haven't disabled any of the visual effects on my Mac. The majority of them enhance the experience and None of them show signs of the issues I have seen under windows.
My, non-detailed, understanding of the interface on the Mac for the GUI is the CPU composes the 2D image and then puts it out to the video card as a texture. Once it is a texture it can do anything to the image and it is quite quick, scale it, move the window around, etc.
The worst case scenario for the Mac is video, or scrolling a large window; and neither of them show significant issues anyway.
I have a 1.6Ghz G5 , and a 2.4Ghz Pentium 4 system. Both with Nvidia graphics cards, the only thing that seems faster (interface wise) on the Windows XP box is scrolling.
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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CTho9305
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Did you know that for ages, video cards have done 2d acceleration?
Re:Doing away with 2D acceleration?
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iminplaya
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I need to use my computer to get stuff done!
Well then...Get a Mac!:-)
-- What?
Which just goes to show...
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Xoder
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... that Longhorn will be even more delayed. As others in the thread have noted, this is exactly what happened with 95 (B and C) and 98SE and ME's entire reason for existance.
Today we have learned that "new intermediate version" means "omigod, I am up to my eyeballs in delays, and I don't want to look like an ass to my users^W customers"
-- The previous sig has been removed due to/. protecting your best interests
Re:Enough with the fucking reloaded!
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sulli
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Which would you prefer? "WinXP 2: Electric Boogaloo?"
rather looks like another Windows ME... *ugh*
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aeneas
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Remember Windows ME, filling the gap between 98/NT4 and Windows 2000?
The most unstable OS I've (n)ever used.
Service Pack
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DavidLeblond
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Just like Windows 98SE, MS probably said "hey, this up and coming service pack is pretty nice....... lets charge for it!"
Not its final name
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Richard_at_work
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As per the article, this is its "internally referred to name", probably a nickname given to it by the developers. I would bet real money that this has never been intended to be used outside the developers group, much less MS itself. Watch out for something like WinXP SE.
Note that the only MS person quoted in the article is never quoted as calling it XP Reloaded, its only implied ("Sullivan said that the possible release of XP Reloaded does not indicate a delay for Longhorn." is not a quote, but sounds more like something Cnet bodged together out of the info it had to hand), but an external analysist did, clear indication that this is a pet name for the project and not its official title.
There are better movies to name it after.
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xeeno
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All it takes is a glance at the imdb.
I think "you got served" is a pretty good candidate myself.
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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MuParadigm
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Yeah. Reloaded sucked. I would have thought they'd call it: X2. Especially if they're gonna name it after movie sequels.
Thank God, they didn't call it The Butterfly Effect.
On the other hand, House of Sand and Fog would describe XP pretty well.
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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Anonymous Coward
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I think "What About Bob?" would be a better one.
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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Anonymous Coward
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Yeah.
And the next Linux Kernel could be named "Kill Bill, part 1 and 2".
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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poot_rootbeer
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I think "you got served" is a pretty good candidate myself.
Nonsense. IIS has never served to anyone, except as a cautionary tale.
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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saramakos
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I think I will wait to download a free copy from the "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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vsprintf
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I would have thought they'd call it: X2.
How about XP 1.1.0? The first digit would stand for a really important revision. The second digit ("1") would indicate that this was a minor functional upgrade from 1.0.0, and the third digit would indicate the number of very minor changes or patches applied . . . Nah, nevermind. Nobody would ever use a system like that.
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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EvilTwinSkippy
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No, no, sequals don't to it justice. In fact it's the same product with a bunch of extra cheezy effects.
Think of the difference between the Charton Heston "Planet of the Apes" and the Marky Mark "Planet of the Apes." That's pretty much Win9x and WinXP. 98 is a genre bit that "borrows" elements from other genre bits. The XP version has flashier visual effects, but the underlying plot is shallow and idiotic.
-- "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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GE32
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Whats next? Revolutions...then M$ will probably get it right then...(or at least half of it)
Bill..you are the only person who can save us from the machines. You are the one Bill...the one and only operating system. You must save your company from the clutches of the machines...the likes of Linux and Mac. Only you can rid the world of the secure operating systems so the hackers can have their capture the flag competitions in peace. You must then make the most Insecure OS possible, it will confuse the machines with the pathetic coding, make it hard to understand and obscure. You must also rid the world of the penguine, the demon, and the apple.
Hope I didn't offend anyone, I'm sure M$ does have some very talented programmers working for them...
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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kisielk
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Of course if the second number is odd, that implies an unstable developer release not intended for public consumption. In this case they would have to avoid placing even number in the second number:p
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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JoeCommodore
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"The Operating System Who Got Hacked and Became a Crazy Mixed-Up Pr0n Zombie!"
How about that.
-- "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery,
you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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Anonymous Coward
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Dude, where's my OS?
Re:There are better movies to name it after.
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mark_space2001
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Of course if the second number is odd, that implies an unstable developer release not intended for public consumption.
Naw, it just implies an unstable developer...
The *REAL* XP Reloaded
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schon
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Re:The *REAL* XP Reloaded
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Polo
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So, I have flash disabled. When I clicked on that button, it gave me a big blank blue screen.
I don't know if enabling flash will make it any funnier...;)
Re:This reminds me of...
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presearch
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Actually, it was Butt Head Astronomer (BHA).
Re:can two play this game?
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Anonymous Coward
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Does "Windows XP" sound like "Matrix"?
Does "Windows XP Reloaded", found in the computer section of a store, in a box matching that of computer software, sound like something that could be confused with a movie found in the movie section of a store?
When you're renting a movie will you become confused with your choices?
"I thought the kids said... MATRIX Reloaded... but this says.... WINDOWS XP Reloaded.... I am so senile."
Eventually after six months, and Windows slows down or goes belly up, everyone runs Windows, reloaded. (Probably more than once).
Did you read the article?
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xswl0931
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According to the article, the Reloaded name is an internal name they are using, like a codename, not the actual product name the public will see. Besides, you're comparing apples to oranges. One is an OS that sounds like another OS, the other is an OS that sounds like a movie. Which one do you think may cause confusion?
I on the other hand believe it is just an attempt by M$ to get more money. Hence a better name would be XP 2: The Search For More Money. Rather than fixing the bugs in the OS, they will now sell 'updates' which will do the exact same thing - fix the bugs by introducing more serious ones so the old ones don't look quite so bad anymore.
-- There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes, most of us won't be able to afford
it.
-- Lemmy
Windows XP - Millenium Edition
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Alien54
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That's what it strike's me as.
a patched up version to keep the income stream happening. Which doesn't mean it won't have some interesting stuff, but the MS history is that it will wind up as another dead end.
-- "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Re:Windows XP - Millenium Edition
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EvilTwinSkippy
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...Nobody's talking about replacing the XP kernel...
Um, that would be longhorn.
-- "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
This release will be perfect from day one
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Linker3000
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There is no service pack
-- AT&ROFLMAO
Wrong Movie.... Its Mini ME!
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WarlockD
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Had to say it
Brings up an old, old saying....
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mstieg
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Intel givith and Microsoft taketh away
Well, it's better than some other names.
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Cosmik
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Well, it's better than Windows XP: A New Hope.
Or, as someone else said, Windows XP: Return of the King.
Maybe a better name would be Windows XP: The Phantom Menace.
Or Windows XP 2: 2 Farked 2 Frivolous.
An Open Posting for Steve Balmer...
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GeneralEmergency
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Mr. Balmer,
I am not an idiot. The company that I work for is not populated by idiots, either.
It has become increasingly apparent in the past few years that Microsoft is clearly more interested in Microsoft's business and less and less interested in ours. Your penchant for adding meaningless and often useless features to your software while ratcheting up the "Draconian" knob on your license amplifier is blatent, obvious and conveys a serious lack of respect for your customers.
Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
-- "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
GeneralEmergency
Re:An Open Posting for Steve Balmer...
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kiwioddBall
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Thanks for your letter.
Whilst I appreciate that neither you or your company are idiots, the fact is that you will probably continue to use Microsoft product like you have in the past and have to pay for this upgrade.
Our research shows that very few if any of our customers have made a switch or are likely to switch to an alternative operating system, and thus we feel that we are providing a service to you by upgrading your operating environment to a more modern version and charging you money for the privilege.
"Calling it an interim release is overstating the current plan," Sullivan said. "We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP."
Dear Microsoft,
Maybe it's time to stop adding value and start subtracting crappiness.
Love, Masque.
P.S. Please open the enclosed attachment.
And they'll still
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dysprosia
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· Score: 3, Insightful
want to charge you through the nose for it. I think we're going to see something like what happened with Windows ME...
Wouldn't it be amusing if....
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miketang16
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...you insert your brand new copy of the much-awaited Windows XP Reloaded and it reboots your system and reinstalls XP?
-- -------
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
-- George Orwell
Pop Up Blocking in IE is bad for us (I'm serious)
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Prien715
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The idea is behind pop-ups is that they get advertising to the consumer. Right now, this works for 95% of their intended audience. That 5%, those who use a better browser, get a surfing experience.
Once pop-ups cease to be effective for the advertiser, they'll disappear. Instead, they'll find new ways of getting to their audience, like flash movies in the middle of a page, that will affect everyone, regardless of browser (except lynx).
Right now, I'm happy with the unwashed masses dealing with advertisements so I don't have to.
-- --
Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
Quartz Extreme.
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RatBastard
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Look at Quartz Extreme on any AGP equippen G4 or G5 Mac. It is heavily 3D accelerated and looks 2D. The built in scaling and other acceleration tools that the 3D hardware brings to bare makes the OS extremeley snappy and responsive.
And it's not wastefull at all. It is simply taking advantage of commonly existing hardware that didn't exist when the original 2D API was created.
The reality is that unless you buy a Matrox card, the 2D acceleration that your video card brings to the tape hasn't improved that much at all in the last five years. The 2D core is more than good enough to do what's required of it so most video card companies don't bother expending much energy improviing things. 3D acceleration, on the other hand, has improved at rates that throttle the imagination.
The Problem with Letter Versions
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Grip3n
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Alright, I believe in a couple years we're going to start seeing some serious version hell. For example, in the future how will we know what is "newer" than the other when we have:
Windows XP Windows XP Reloaded Windows XP Revolutions Windows Xtreme Windows Xtreme Unleashed Windows Opposing Force Windows Blue Shift
Does that stuff mean anything? No. With letter versioning and now this word versioning, to know what is newer than the next the user is just required to know. 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, it all makes logical sense. Words, unless they come up with alphabetical names (which would be kinda cool, but still limiting) mean nothing other than "this one is kinda different".
Complie that with other pieces of software which will follow suit (Look at all the software using 2 letter naming convensions for their versioning already) and we'll have very little knowledge what version is actually what.
Additionally, a benefit to number versioning was it allowed us to say "ok, this is 1.0, this software is really new and hasn't undergone any revisons," or "alright, this is version 3.2, they've taken a couple cracks at it and added some fixes." What if I told you I just made Gigawhop Reloaded. What the heck is that? Unless you knew the name of the software already, is it called Gigawhop or Gigawhop Reloaded as a whole? Is Reloaded actually the version? What does that even mean to me? Is it my first release? Second? Third? Tenth?
You have been warned...
-- To make a pun demonstrates the highest understanding of a language
No, no, no... the real name will be XPF
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Nick+Driver
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XP Forever, and it'll be released "when it's done".
Bank Account: Reloaded
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cpu_fusion
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Perhaps the name should be:
"Bank Account: Reloaded"
Oh wait -- I guess they already have $20 billion sitting around. How about:
"Analyst Estimates: Reloaded"
the Wachowski brothers should sue
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SilentT
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· Score: 3, Insightful
Since Microsoft feels that MikeRoweSoft.com is too similar to their name and gets the poor guy to rename his site, the W. bro's could (and really ought to) go after Microsoft for the obvious takeoff of their movie's title.
Re:the Wachowski brothers should sue
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Gherald
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I think the difference is that MikeRoweSoft was offering web services, which sort of overlap's with Microsoft's trademarked turf (FrontPage, ASP.NET, et al)... whereas "The Matrix Reloaded" and "XP Reloaded" really have NOTHING to with each other.
But yeah, this is/. so bashing M$ is sure to get you +4 Insighful
"Classic experience" desktop is equivalent to W2K
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Anonymous Coward
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Please tell me the Longhorn desktop is NOT going to be 3D only, with no 2D acceleration. I mean, I have no problem with a desktop having lots of 3D effects for people who like them, but at least give us the chance to TURN THE DAMN CHROME OFF!
There WILL be a desktop option that is "equivalent" to Windows 2000, but I'm not sure if it will be available to ALL Longhorn users. This page from Microsoft's Windows Hardware and Driver Central site describes three different desktop "experiences" for Longhorn, each with different graphics requirements: Graphics Hardware and Drivers for Windows "Longhorn" (Updated: November 25, 2003)
Here's an exerpt from that page:
For Longhorn, graphics requirements for desktop experiences are defined in relation to differentiated experiences:
Aero Glass experience: Delivers the full-featured Longhorn user experience on the desktop, including support for 3D graphics and animation.
Aero experience: Delivers the minimum hardware acceleration and desktop composition for the Longhorn user experience.
Classic experience: Equivalent to Windows 2000 capabilities, using software rendering.
I'm still uncertain whether or not the "Classic experience" (Windows 2000 equivalent) will be available to ALL Longhorn users. Microsoft's slideshow at WinHEC (May 2003) seems to indicate that a "Windows 2000 compatability mode" will only be available to "enterprises that desire this option." Here's that slide describing the different desktop experiences: Longhorn User Experience
Waiting for longhorn, EH?
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Coventry
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Microsoft was already planning on a 64-bit release of XP, and even has a beta you can download and test if you have an Opteron or Athlon64 machine. Thus, my question is: why were you planning on waiting for Longhorn? Was it a lack of interest in paying for a 64-bit version of an existing OS, or just a lack of knowle3dge that a 64-bit version was comming?
Honestly though, anyone who is surprised by the anouncement of a XP2 needs to pay more attention: with the delays in Longhorn and the delays of sp2, with the added functiuonality of sp2, I've been expecting a XP second edition to be anounced for over 6 months. It's par for course after 98SE and ME. The release of 64-bit platforms just adds another excuse to the pile of reasons to push a new version out the door - I doubt we'll see commercial releases of regular XP for 64-bit now, regardless of the beta program. Oh, and the 64-bit version will be more secure, thanks to the support for non executable memory pages on AMD64 (and later, intel 'IA32e', which is the SAME THING).
64-bit XP download: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/64bit/downloads/upgrade.asp
Note: its a 'customer preview' (Beta), it may crash a lot, and you may have fun finding native 64 bit drivers for your hardware, so only install on a test partition, don't use it in production or while drinking, blah blah blah - if you shoot your dog in the head with it, I won't be held responsible - and neither will MS.
Windows Server 2003 is also available in a 64-bit preview: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver20 03/64bit/e xtended/default.mspx
Same warnings apply as above.
And no, this post was not spell checked.
-- man is machine
3D, 2D, in the OLD days
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dpilot
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we got 1D and were THRILLED! The characters came out in one line, and it really forced you to improve your reading speed, because it didn't scroll up.
And we were LUCKY, and we knew it! There were two standards in the competing generation. One standard showed one letter at a time, and you had to build words and sentences in your head. The other standard was Morse code with dots and dashes in a 1D line.
And of course the generation before THAT was 0D. Though they did get the option for the light to blink in Morse, ASCII, or EBCDIC.
-- The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
Geolocation isn't perfect
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tepples
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They're on the site and from (e.g.) Belgium, so they need to click the link...but, if 'the choice has been taken away', how exactly did they get there?
IPv4 address geolocation works... sometimes. Lindows.com visitors in BeNeLux that don't get redirected to Lin---s.com are legally obligated to click through that link.
Market Testing a "Small Business" Version of XP
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Anonymous Coward
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Two weeks ago I participated in a Microsoft-sponsored focus group where we considered 20 or so new features that could be added to XP and then expressed our preferences for which of these should go in a new "Small Business" version of the OS. We were a pretty outspoken group and we all agreed on these points and then hammered them home to the Microsoft employees hidden behind the one-way mirror:
1. Splitting XP into different versions was a terrible idea, leading to even more of the dreaded "I'm sorry, you bought the wrong version" problems like when small business owners go buy cheap Compaq boxes with XP Home and then wonder why they can't connect to their domains.
2. The _minute_ a useful, stable version of Linux comes out for the desktop, we're all dumping Windows immediately.
3. Lastly, we all screamed at them that the last thing we wanted was additional "features" and that what we really desired was for them to take five years off and just fix bugs in XP!
They were paying for our opinions and they definitely got their money's worth.
How About My Version?
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f0rt0r
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Ever since I switched to Linux, I've called it -
Windows "Unloaded"
-- I can't afford a sig!
And some new Microsoft applications...
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Maljin+Jolt
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Microsoft SmithX Agent
A small utility which greatly speeds and simplifies implementation of dos copy command as well as FileCopy API function.
Microsoft Oracle SQL
A complete replacement for Oracle Oracle, Microsoft Oracle is a database engine with Stupid Query Language. Now, You can give simple questions as "Uh?" or "Eh?" to your OLAP data cube.
Microsoft Architect
New antivirus tool. In case of vrus or worm detection, it completely wipes out anything from your hard disk and keeps your computer clean and safe, reinstalling a pure initial version of XP reloaded without your intervention.
-- There you are, staring at me again.
500+ posts: MS sucks life out of Slashdotters!
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rmpotter
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From the article: "A company executive confirmed to CNET News.com on Thursday that Microsoft is now discussing a product internally referred to as "Windows XP Reloaded."
So MS is DISCUSSING the POSSIBILITY of an XP re-release. Yup. If MS can add code and apps that they percieve will add value for a significant number of customers, they may package it up and sell it:
* Make software * Package it * Sell it * Support it * Profit
What a concept! That's what they do. Perhaps the extra revenue will come in handy since it looks like Longhorn will be delayed even longer. But look what happens when story is posted? 500+/. ppl spew forth with sad jokes about the lameness of MS' internal code name and the fact that they are a greedy corporate behemoth. 500 posts! All that time and energy taken away from making Linux's star shine even brighter! So if MS does come out with "XP Unloaded", by all means, DON'T UPGRADE. Use Linux, make it better. But PLEASE Slashdot editors: Stop seeding the site with these MS-related "stories". And Slashdot posters: Enough with the masterbatory carping over how STOOPID Microsoft is. We GET IT. NEXT!
-- Is this sig nificant?
Re:500+ posts: MS sucks life out of Slashdotters!
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Killswitch1968
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Businesses are still businesses, they won't buy into software that doesn't have any marginal benefits. Unless they truly make a decent product nobody is going to hop on board.
Although it is unfortunate; if MS does nothing they are neglecting security issues, if they give away patches they are tightening their grip, if they charge too much they are exploiting their monopoly. Short of giving away Mandrake CDs there's not a move they can make that won't be reviled.
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Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
The Many Faces of Infringement
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serutan
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· Score: 4, Insightful
Yeah, the word "Lindows" infringes on Microsoft's intellectual property, but "XP Reloaded" doesn't infringe on anybody else's ideas. It's a totally original concept. Right.
Of course a near full release is needed....
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ihatewinXP
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· Score: 3, Interesting
After a partial release of the source code. Honestly, I thought that this is all the discussion would be about and instead i found 85 "+5 Funny Matrix Reloaded Windows Rebooted" comments. Howabout the fact that the code windowsXP is based on was leaked to the internet last week. If you thought windows was full of holes two weeks ago that was just the beginning. Microsoft is in the position of never getting a liscencing fee again if their product starts to fail big corporations (many of whom are still running the "older" win2k that was released.
I view this as more of a sign that MS realizes that the source code leak was more of an incredible disaster than they are letting on....Even throwing in some absurd comment about never having a sploit in windows before a patch just to draw your attention away from the real news: "Microsoft admits winXP no longer secure by even their definitions, unscheduled major overhaul coming."
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The real Slashdot is still here. You just have to browse at -1 to read the comments.
Re:Of COURSE, tabbed browsing is *completely* usel
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zooblethorpe
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· Score: 5, Insightful
A couple thoughts --
I've gotten used to using ALT-TAB to switch between apps, as in browser to word processor, so for me, tabs are great. Sure, I can bundle like app windows under Windows or Linux, but that just doesn't fit my personal style. Go figure.
On the other hand, by using tabbed browsing, you lose about 50% of your screen to tabs for all the windows you have open, right? I value my real estate more than most people then.
I hear you about screen real estate. But then you have me confused; what browser do you use that takes up half the screen just for the tabs? Does Opera do that? I haven't messed with it in a while, as Opera had problems rendering Japanese. Firefox uses barely a pinky's-width, about as much as the URL bar. Maybe as much as 1/8 of the screen for the app bar, menu bar, URL bar, tab bar, and status bar together.
If you rely on your web browser for window management then your operating system is lacking or you are not using it correctly. Which is why tabbed browsing is abhorrent.
I smell a stylistic issue here. Your response nicely showed that my points were partly based on my ignorance of your experience. Forgive me for that. However, "you are not using (your OS) correctly" seems to carry things a bit too far -- part of any good system is the flexibility to use it in many different ways, no? If I choose to group my browser windows in the browser, I fail to see what sin lies in that.
Ahh and the inevitable personal attack,
Actually, a fine point, but I think I was attacking your comments to the effect that *nix systems don't manage windows well. Nothing ad hominem in that.
I use Redhat 9.0 when I'm not using Windows, but I've used several different distros and window managers in the past. The high level of fragmentation in Linux makes window management even more difficult, as one method for management will work fine on one desktop, but it won't on another without configuring it the same way first.
By "desktop" I assume you mean either "windows manager" or "linux distro", rather than the various virtual desktops provided in a single X session. If this is correct, your statement is quite similar to "window management doesn't work the same on several different OSes.
Um, yes. Windows and the Windows window manager are inseparable; the OS and the desktop are one and the same. Swapping desktop managers under linux is effectively similar to changing the complete userland OS under the Windows monolithic paradigm. To exaggerate a little, your comment is a little like "it doesn't work the same on Mac as it does on Windows". Or for the linux savvy, "Gnome and KDE are different." No surprises there.
I'll grant you that a greater level of standardization would be lovely, not just for the end user but for developers as well. I think that's what the Freedesktop.org project is all about, so this is in the works.
Windows tends to act very predictably no matter where you find it, however.
You bring up a good point here -- Windows, through its hegemony, offers a common user experience. There is something of value in this, and the OSS community would be unwise to sneer. Thankfully, many seem wise enough to save the baby from the bathwater, and are putting in the effort to find what works in Windows.
To hearken back to your earlier posting:
Everything in MS applications looks and feels the same, this is what has enabled MS to keep the desktop, and it's a key point of failure for linux on the desktop.
A good point -- the Principle of Least Surprise plays in here. Users expect a particular look and feel, in terms of where menu items are if not necessarily the specific widget set. Straying from this de facto standard of expectations will almost inevitably make a program less popular. Ask anyone who's used Adobe graphics products versus, say,
-- "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?" "A four-foot prune."
The next four releases
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Salsaman
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· Score: 4, Funny
1) Windows Rebooted.
2) Windows Re-installed from scratch.
3) Windows Removed.
4) Windows Replaced (with an OS that works better...)
This is, actually, the version numbering used
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CrystalFalcon
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· Score: 4, Informative
This is actually the scheme used, except the third number is the build number. This is a huge number that increments every day, but is exactly what you propose, in a sense: each day sees many small fixes and increments to the code base.
What Marketing calls "Windows XP" internally carries the product name "Windows" and the version number "5.1.2600".
One will note that this reveals that Windows XP is considered a minor release from Windows 2k, which was 5.0.2195.
I Googled "XP Reloaded" just for kicks.
Based on the results page, I think they really do need another release -- nearly every single query result was a question about how to reload the operating system because a bunch of shit just stopped working!
Once XP Reloaded comes out, I can't wait to query for "XP Reloaded Reloaded" and see if the number of results returned decreases at all, or if the MS tards just add more bugs with every "bug fix". Hahahaha!
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Is this a fortelling of things to come? Did the Oracle prophetize these events? Is it fate that the next two versions of windows are doomed to be over hyped and inferior to the original in nearly every way shape and form?
Warner Bros takes Billy to court over using the name Reloaded.
Actually what I'm thrilled about (even if others say its horribly inefficient) is the 3D accelerated desktop that is supposed to be in Longhorn, and doing away with 2D acceleration. The Mac has it, why can't we?
Though I doubt Reloaded will have it as it would take away the Longhorn hype
Candle burns its brightest in the dark
XP Rebooted?
Or can it?
Everyone that disagrees with me is a paid shill
This reminds me of a phrase posted here on slashdot about the movie " How about I give you the finger and you give me my 10 dollars back!"
how long until
...followed in 2006 by Longhorn, aka "Microsoft XP Revolutions"
Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
Somehow, this seems like a sequel nobody wants to see...
Remember what happened when XP missed its deadline... Microsoft ended up shipping WindowsMe which in most circles stands for "Mistake Edition".
We know the real reason they're putting this out. It's not for the innovation value, but that sales of the XP Update have started to tail off, and this will convince some people who already have XP to buy the upgrade...
Why do I get the feeling that the lead programmer on this project is called Neo?
Do they know how many times I've "reloaded" XP for friends and family members? Seriously.
Not much difference from what they did with 98SE or 95B (or 95C).
Says the latest virus to XP.
Windows RG
They better not release it under that title because it sounds a lot more like infringement to me than "Lindows" does. Well, maybe that's a bit extreme, but it's something to think about nonetheless.
Jesus. That's so lame.
That's like in high school when you'd be hanging out at your friend's house and his dad would be one of those guys who thought he was cool but he was actually terribly out of touch. You know, the kind of guy who would come downstairs in like 1998 and say something like, "What are you guys doing? Listening to Nirvana?" in a desperate attempt to seem cool and "with it."
-- atomly
Today, while I was browsing Slashdot, Windows XP for no particular reason brought up its BSOD and demanded a reboot.
While that was happening, I realized it had been about two and a half years since XP came out. It seems like MS operating systems aways start to wear out after 2-3 years, just in time for the new release to claim it fixes all of those bugs...
if this OS will have full 64bit compatiablity? As if it doesn't it could seriously slow down 64bit sales, as I for one was waiting for Longhorn to upgrade to 64bit, and I know a lot of my friends were.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
It WILL boot up, but the boot-up sequence will be 150 copies of Clippy fighting the Windows logo.
I've got more mod points and GMail invi
...the bomb. No, I mean: ...for jokes galore. Consider:
"Like the original, except everyone's disappointed with it."
"Reloaded? More like reBOOTed! BURN!"
"Here comes Desktop Agent Clippy Smith! 'It looks like you're trying to type a letter, Mister Anderson...'"
"XP has you!"
And so on.
"A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
Heck, I can reload XP for free . . . but at least even Microsoft is now acknowledging that is one of the only way to fix their buggy software.
I hope it's not another Windows ME style dead-end branch of the Windows tree. US customers need to get the rumored stripped-down Windows that the EU may be getting. Windows, without all the unwanted crap, would be interesting to see. BN
...with Duke Nukem: Forever will be particularly popular.
AC comments get piped to
Gives new meaning to "a glitch in the matrix", doesn't it?
*crickets*
sorry.
I've got more mod points and GMail invi
"Hm... upgrades."
"We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP."
Sounds more like they are Exploring (TM) ways to add value to Microsoft.
Belloc
I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
Does this mean it will have lots of pretty graphics and effects with little actually substance and meaning behind it? Like other things titled "Reloaded"?
Outdoor digital photography, mostly in New Engl
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
And delayed. Point is, to me this indicates that Longhorn's release date just became slightly more tentative than it was before. Which is a good thing for alternative operating systems like the growing and ever-improving GNU/Linux.
And in the short term it's a good thing for Microsoft, as some people are likely to fork over the $100 (or whatever) upgrade.
You misspelled "blue screen".
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
How about XP Unplugged? Now that I'd pay money for.
Yeah it already came with XP Preloaded.
Microsoft will be announcing further products in their "Reloaded" range which will include Office Reloaded, Visual Studio Reloaded, Outlook Reloaded and The Browser, Reloaded.
... I guess
My guess is that the Longhorn will not be out soon enough for those who bought XP under software assurance program. By having a forced update out, MS can claim that the software assurance program is indeed a good buy.
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tell Microsoft that their calenders are all fucked up.
April 1st is a ways away yet.
Or is this more from the new Microsoft Time Travel Engine (TM)?
God, you'd think that after their latest public gaff that they'd just hunker down for a while and rethink their strategy, but NO...
I'm over the line from disgusted to sheer pity. Must be some good crack they're smoking over at 1 MS Way.
Fer crying out loud
Vulnerabilities aren't exploited until we release a patch for the "hackers" to reverse engineer, and NOW THEY'RE GOING TO PATCH IN A MAJOR WAY THE WHOLE OS.
gaaarrrgghhhhhhh *choke*
SB
It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
Look, everyone knows (or should, by now) that the only part of XP that really NEEDS overhauling is IE. After the new stuff coming up in SP2 (security fixes, software firewall, built-in antivirus, etc.), that'll _still_ be the only thing that needs an overhaul. A popup blocker in IE with SP2 isn't going to cure the REAL ills of IE, namely, horrid CSS & PNG support. Merely fixing those two things would get me to buy an XP upgrade. As a web designer/developer, that is my number one, EVERY DAY biggest obstacle to computing happiness. Where do I want to go today, Microsoft asks. I want to go to that happy land where IE properly & fully supports CSS 1 & 2 & PNG. Is that so much to ask? Hell, just properly implementing what you started in the original IE 6 would be enough!
Screw Fermat's Last Theorem. MS spending time adding a _popup blocker_ to IE when the PNG & CSS issues remain is the biggest mystery of our time. If they add tabs and _still_ don't fix CSS & PNG, I'm gonna totally lose it.
Yet another OS we have to stick in our testing matrix. Sigh...
Anyway, I read the article, and I loved this quote from Window's lead project manager:
"We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP."
To me, that sounds like newspeak for "We are exploring ways to get existing XP users to pony up extra cash."
What's funny about all this is the article talks all about the prospect for this new XP release, without mentioning even one feature Reloaded would contain. Go figure.
Here's some wild speculation: Longhorn development is running into problems that are further delaying development, so Microsoft is responding with a stopgap operating system. Maybe they should call it OS9 instead of Reloaded.
Anyway, from a Linux advocate's perspective, anything that pushes back Longhorn has to be considered a good thing. Longhorn will no doubt come with some compelling features that will make Linux a harder sell. So the longer it takes to be released, the more time Linux has to establish its foothold.
Note that I'm not saying that Longhorn will be a product I'd want to have. Every new release of Windows seems to be more restrictive than the last, and what little I understand about .NET terrifies me. Still, there's no denying that some users will view Longhorn as sort of the OSX release of Windows.
I'm generally "Interesting," "Insightful," and even "Funny" here. What the hell happens to me at parties?
You mean Hippocrates as in the Hippocratic oath? Part of which reads:
I will follow that system or regimen which, according to my ability and judgement, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous.
I don't think Microsoft could ever be credibly accused of being a bunch of hippocrites.
In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they're not.
Of course, what Microsoft is trying to do is to have their cake and eat it too. They want the ubiquitous distribution of their Operating System by making deals with OEMs and retailers. They also want people to pay the ridiculous off-the-shelf upgrade prices. These people that upgrade to Pro end up paying twice.
I personally do not pay the MS tax, I just borrow a CD. I own XP home, but I install XP Pro on my computer. Don't use it regularly, only for games and stuff.
Please tell me the Longhorn desktop is NOT going to be 3D only, with no 2D acceleration. I mean, I have no problem with a desktop having lots of 3D effects for people who like them, but at least give us the chance to TURN THE DAMN CHROME OFF!
...And so on...
It seems like every time a new class of CPUs come out that can keep up with bloated GUIs, Windows blows up the CPU power needed to drive its GUI exponentially.
Remember when a DX2-66 was all you needed to make Win3.1 draw fast? Along came 95
Remember when a P5-166 was all you needed to make Win95 draw fast? Along came Win98
Remember when a PIII was all you needed to make Win2K draw fast?
I hope I speak for others when I say, I don't need fancy-schmancy glowing texture-wrapped widgets, window transparancy, or realtime updated iconified windows. I need to use my computer to get stuff done!
... that Longhorn will be even more delayed. As others in the thread have noted, this is exactly what happened with 95 (B and C) and 98SE and ME's entire reason for existance.
Today we have learned that "new intermediate version" means "omigod, I am up to my eyeballs in delays, and I don't want to look like an ass to my users^W customers"
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Which would you prefer? "WinXP 2: Electric Boogaloo?"
sulli
RTFJ.
Remember Windows ME, filling the gap between 98/NT4 and Windows 2000?
The most unstable OS I've (n)ever used.
Just like Windows 98SE, MS probably said "hey, this up and coming service pack is pretty nice....... lets charge for it!"
As per the article, this is its "internally referred to name", probably a nickname given to it by the developers. I would bet real money that this has never been intended to be used outside the developers group, much less MS itself. Watch out for something like WinXP SE.
Note that the only MS person quoted in the article is never quoted as calling it XP Reloaded, its only implied ("Sullivan said that the possible release of XP Reloaded does not indicate a delay for Longhorn." is not a quote, but sounds more like something Cnet bodged together out of the info it had to hand), but an external analysist did, clear indication that this is a pet name for the project and not its official title.
All it takes is a glance at the imdb.
I think "you got served" is a pretty good candidate myself.
One you missed.
It's really quite funny.
Actually, it was Butt Head Astronomer (BHA).
Does "Windows XP" sound like "Matrix"?
Does "Windows XP Reloaded", found in the computer section of a store, in a box matching that of computer software, sound like something that could be confused with a movie found in the movie section of a store?
When you're renting a movie will you become confused with your choices?
"I thought the kids said... MATRIX Reloaded... but this says.... WINDOWS XP Reloaded.... I am so senile."
Eventually after six months, and Windows slows down or goes belly up,
everyone runs Windows, reloaded. (Probably more than once).
According to the article, the Reloaded name is an internal name they are using, like a codename, not the actual product name the public will see. Besides, you're comparing apples to oranges. One is an OS that sounds like another OS, the other is an OS that sounds like a movie. Which one do you think may cause confusion?
I on the other hand believe it is just an attempt by M$ to get more money. Hence a better name would be XP 2: The Search For More Money. Rather than fixing the bugs in the OS, they will now sell 'updates' which will do the exact same thing - fix the bugs by introducing more serious ones so the old ones don't look quite so bad anymore.
There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
most of us won't be able to afford it.
-- Lemmy
a patched up version to keep the income stream happening. Which doesn't mean it won't have some interesting stuff, but the MS history is that it will wind up as another dead end.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
There is no service pack
AT&ROFLMAO
Had to say it
Intel givith and Microsoft taketh away
Well, it's better than Windows XP: A New Hope.
Or, as someone else said, Windows XP: Return of the King.
Maybe a better name would be Windows XP: The Phantom Menace.
Or Windows XP 2: 2 Farked 2 Frivolous.
Mr. Balmer,
I am not an idiot. The company that I work for is not populated by idiots, either.
It has become increasingly apparent in the past few years that Microsoft is clearly more interested in Microsoft's business and less and less interested in ours. Your penchant for adding meaningless and often useless features to your software while ratcheting up the "Draconian" knob on your license amplifier is blatent, obvious and conveys a serious lack of respect for your customers.
Now go away before I taunt you a second time.
"A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
GeneralEmergency
Maybe it's time to stop adding value and start subtracting crappiness.
Love, Masque.
P.S. Please open the enclosed attachment.
want to charge you through the nose for it. I think we're going to see something like what happened with Windows ME...
...you insert your brand new copy of the much-awaited Windows XP Reloaded and it reboots your system and reinstalls XP?
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"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
-- George Orwell
The idea is behind pop-ups is that they get advertising to the consumer. Right now, this works for 95% of their intended audience. That 5%, those who use a better browser, get a surfing experience.
Once pop-ups cease to be effective for the advertiser, they'll disappear. Instead, they'll find new ways of getting to their audience, like flash movies in the middle of a page, that will affect everyone, regardless of browser (except lynx).
Right now, I'm happy with the unwashed masses dealing with advertisements so I don't have to.
-- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
Look at Quartz Extreme on any AGP equippen G4 or G5 Mac. It is heavily 3D accelerated and looks 2D. The built in scaling and other acceleration tools that the 3D hardware brings to bare makes the OS extremeley snappy and responsive.
And it's not wastefull at all. It is simply taking advantage of commonly existing hardware that didn't exist when the original 2D API was created.
The reality is that unless you buy a Matrox card, the 2D acceleration that your video card brings to the tape hasn't improved that much at all in the last five years. The 2D core is more than good enough to do what's required of it so most video card companies don't bother expending much energy improviing things. 3D acceleration, on the other hand, has improved at rates that throttle the imagination.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
Alright, I believe in a couple years we're going to start seeing some serious version hell. For example, in the future how will we know what is "newer" than the other when we have:
Windows XP
Windows XP Reloaded
Windows XP Revolutions
Windows Xtreme
Windows Xtreme Unleashed
Windows Opposing Force
Windows Blue Shift
Does that stuff mean anything? No. With letter versioning and now this word versioning, to know what is newer than the next the user is just required to know. 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, it all makes logical sense. Words, unless they come up with alphabetical names (which would be kinda cool, but still limiting) mean nothing other than "this one is kinda different".
Complie that with other pieces of software which will follow suit (Look at all the software using 2 letter naming convensions for their versioning already) and we'll have very little knowledge what version is actually what.
Additionally, a benefit to number versioning was it allowed us to say "ok, this is 1.0, this software is really new and hasn't undergone any revisons," or "alright, this is version 3.2, they've taken a couple cracks at it and added some fixes." What if I told you I just made Gigawhop Reloaded. What the heck is that? Unless you knew the name of the software already, is it called Gigawhop or Gigawhop Reloaded as a whole? Is Reloaded actually the version? What does that even mean to me? Is it my first release? Second? Third? Tenth?
You have been warned...
To make a pun demonstrates the highest understanding of a language
XP Forever, and it'll be released "when it's done".
Perhaps the name should be:
"Bank Account: Reloaded"
Oh wait -- I guess they already have $20 billion sitting around. How about:
"Analyst Estimates: Reloaded"
Since Microsoft feels that MikeRoweSoft.com is too similar to their name and gets the poor guy to rename his site, the W. bro's could (and really ought to) go after Microsoft for the obvious takeoff of their movie's title.
I've never seen so many Score: 5 Funnys.
Here's an exerpt from that page:
I'm still uncertain whether or not the "Classic experience" (Windows 2000 equivalent) will be available to ALL Longhorn users. Microsoft's slideshow at WinHEC (May 2003) seems to indicate that a "Windows 2000 compatability mode" will only be available to "enterprises that desire this option." Here's that slide describing the different desktop experiences: Longhorn User Experience
Microsoft was already planning on a 64-bit release of XP, and even has a beta you can download and test if you have an Opteron or Athlon64 machine. Thus, my question is: why were you planning on waiting for Longhorn? Was it a lack of interest in paying for a 64-bit version of an existing OS, or just a lack of knowle3dge that a 64-bit version was comming?
s /upgrade.asp
0 03/64bit/e xtended/default.mspx
Honestly though, anyone who is surprised by the anouncement of a XP2 needs to pay more attention: with the delays in Longhorn and the delays of sp2, with the added functiuonality of sp2, I've been expecting a XP second edition to be anounced for over 6 months. It's par for course after 98SE and ME. The release of 64-bit platforms just adds another excuse to the pile of reasons to push a new version out the door - I doubt we'll see commercial releases of regular XP for 64-bit now, regardless of the beta program. Oh, and the 64-bit version will be more secure, thanks to the support for non executable memory pages on AMD64 (and later, intel 'IA32e', which is the SAME THING).
64-bit XP download: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/64bit/download
Note: its a 'customer preview' (Beta), it may crash a lot, and you may have fun finding native 64 bit drivers for your hardware, so only install on a test partition, don't use it in production or while drinking, blah blah blah - if you shoot your dog in the head with it, I won't be held responsible - and neither will MS.
Windows Server 2003 is also available in a 64-bit preview:
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2
Same warnings apply as above.
And no, this post was not spell checked.
man is machine
we got 1D and were THRILLED! The characters came out in one line, and it really forced you to improve your reading speed, because it didn't scroll up.
And we were LUCKY, and we knew it! There were two standards in the competing generation. One standard showed one letter at a time, and you had to build words and sentences in your head. The other standard was Morse code with dots and dashes in a 1D line.
And of course the generation before THAT was 0D. Though they did get the option for the light to blink in Morse, ASCII, or EBCDIC.
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
They're on the site and from (e.g.) Belgium, so they need to click the link...but, if 'the choice has been taken away', how exactly did they get there?
IPv4 address geolocation works ... sometimes. Lindows.com visitors in BeNeLux that don't get redirected to Lin---s.com are legally obligated to click through that link.
Two weeks ago I participated in a Microsoft-sponsored focus group where we considered 20 or so new features that could be added to XP and then expressed our preferences for which of these should go in a new "Small Business" version of the OS. We were a pretty outspoken group and we all agreed on these points and then hammered them home to the Microsoft employees hidden behind the one-way mirror:
1. Splitting XP into different versions was a terrible idea, leading to even more of the dreaded "I'm sorry, you bought the wrong version" problems like when small business owners go buy cheap Compaq boxes with XP Home and then wonder why they can't connect to their domains.
2. The _minute_ a useful, stable version of Linux comes out for the desktop, we're all dumping Windows immediately.
3. Lastly, we all screamed at them that the last thing we wanted was additional "features" and that what we really desired was for them to take five years off and just fix bugs in XP!
They were paying for our opinions and they definitely got their money's worth.
Ever since I switched to Linux, I've called it -
Windows "Unloaded"
I can't afford a sig!
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New antivirus tool. In case of vrus or worm detection, it completely wipes out anything from your hard disk and keeps your computer clean and safe, reinstalling a pure initial version of XP reloaded without your intervention.
There you are, staring at me again.
From the article: "A company executive confirmed to CNET News.com on Thursday that Microsoft is now discussing a product internally referred to as "Windows XP Reloaded."
/. ppl spew forth with sad jokes about the lameness of MS' internal code name and the fact that they are a greedy corporate behemoth. 500 posts! All that time and energy taken away from making Linux's star shine even brighter! So if MS does come out with "XP Unloaded", by all means, DON'T UPGRADE. Use Linux, make it better. But PLEASE Slashdot editors: Stop seeding the site with these MS-related "stories". And Slashdot posters: Enough with the masterbatory carping over how STOOPID Microsoft is. We GET IT. NEXT!
So MS is DISCUSSING the POSSIBILITY of an XP re-release. Yup. If MS can add code and apps that they percieve will add value for a significant number of customers, they may package it up and sell it:
* Make software
* Package it
* Sell it
* Support it
* Profit
What a concept! That's what they do. Perhaps the extra revenue will come in handy since it looks like Longhorn will be delayed even longer. But look what happens when story is posted? 500+
Is this sig nificant?
Yeah, the word "Lindows" infringes on Microsoft's intellectual property, but "XP Reloaded" doesn't infringe on anybody else's ideas. It's a totally original concept. Right.
After a partial release of the source code. Honestly, I thought that this is all the discussion would be about and instead i found 85 "+5 Funny Matrix Reloaded Windows Rebooted" comments. Howabout the fact that the code windowsXP is based on was leaked to the internet last week. If you thought windows was full of holes two weeks ago that was just the beginning. Microsoft is in the position of never getting a liscencing fee again if their product starts to fail big corporations (many of whom are still running the "older" win2k that was released.
I view this as more of a sign that MS realizes that the source code leak was more of an incredible disaster than they are letting on....Even throwing in some absurd comment about never having a sploit in windows before a patch just to draw your attention away from the real news: "Microsoft admits winXP no longer secure by even their definitions, unscheduled major overhaul coming."
---- The real Slashdot is still here. You just have to browse at -1 to read the comments.
A couple thoughts --
I've gotten used to using ALT-TAB to switch between apps, as in browser to word processor, so for me, tabs are great. Sure, I can bundle like app windows under Windows or Linux, but that just doesn't fit my personal style. Go figure.
On the other hand, by using tabbed browsing, you lose about 50% of your screen to tabs for all the windows you have open, right? I value my real estate more than most people then.
I hear you about screen real estate. But then you have me confused; what browser do you use that takes up half the screen just for the tabs? Does Opera do that? I haven't messed with it in a while, as Opera had problems rendering Japanese. Firefox uses barely a pinky's-width, about as much as the URL bar. Maybe as much as 1/8 of the screen for the app bar, menu bar, URL bar, tab bar, and status bar together.
If you rely on your web browser for window management then your operating system is lacking or you are not using it correctly. Which is why tabbed browsing is abhorrent.
I smell a stylistic issue here. Your response nicely showed that my points were partly based on my ignorance of your experience. Forgive me for that. However, "you are not using (your OS) correctly" seems to carry things a bit too far -- part of any good system is the flexibility to use it in many different ways, no? If I choose to group my browser windows in the browser, I fail to see what sin lies in that.
Ahh and the inevitable personal attack,
Actually, a fine point, but I think I was attacking your comments to the effect that *nix systems don't manage windows well. Nothing ad hominem in that.
I use Redhat 9.0 when I'm not using Windows, but I've used several different distros and window managers in the past. The high level of fragmentation in Linux makes window management even more difficult, as one method for management will work fine on one desktop, but it won't on another without configuring it the same way first.
By "desktop" I assume you mean either "windows manager" or "linux distro", rather than the various virtual desktops provided in a single X session. If this is correct, your statement is quite similar to "window management doesn't work the same on several different OSes.
Um, yes. Windows and the Windows window manager are inseparable; the OS and the desktop are one and the same. Swapping desktop managers under linux is effectively similar to changing the complete userland OS under the Windows monolithic paradigm. To exaggerate a little, your comment is a little like "it doesn't work the same on Mac as it does on Windows". Or for the linux savvy, "Gnome and KDE are different." No surprises there.
I'll grant you that a greater level of standardization would be lovely, not just for the end user but for developers as well. I think that's what the Freedesktop.org project is all about, so this is in the works.
Windows tends to act very predictably no matter where you find it, however.
You bring up a good point here -- Windows, through its hegemony, offers a common user experience. There is something of value in this, and the OSS community would be unwise to sneer. Thankfully, many seem wise enough to save the baby from the bathwater, and are putting in the effort to find what works in Windows.
To hearken back to your earlier posting:
Everything in MS applications looks and feels the same, this is what has enabled MS to keep the desktop, and it's a key point of failure for linux on the desktop.
A good point -- the Principle of Least Surprise plays in here. Users expect a particular look and feel, in terms of where menu items are if not necessarily the specific widget set. Straying from this de facto standard of expectations will almost inevitably make a program less popular. Ask anyone who's used Adobe graphics products versus, say,
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four-foot prune."
2) Windows Re-installed from scratch.
3) Windows Removed.
4) Windows Replaced (with an OS that works better...)
This is actually the scheme used, except the third number is the build number. This is a huge number that increments every day, but is exactly what you propose, in a sense: each day sees many small fixes and increments to the code base.
What Marketing calls "Windows XP" internally carries the product name "Windows" and the version number "5.1.2600".
One will note that this reveals that Windows XP is considered a minor release from Windows 2k, which was 5.0.2195.