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FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech

The Importance of writes "The FCC has been regulating 'indecent' speech on the airwaves for quite some time, but have been getting a lot more attention recently. For example, during last year's Golden Globe Awards U2's Bono said 'This is really, really f-ing brilliant.' Last October the FCC ruled that was ok. Yesterday, under political pressure, the FCC overruled that decision. However, for the first time, the FCC also ruled that the f-word is not only 'indecent' but also 'profane.' According to this new decision by the FCC, any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.' This is a major step forward (backward?) for FCC censors. My analysis is here."

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  1. may I be the first to say by squarefish · · Score: 4, Funny

    whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.'

    holy fucking shit ;)

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    1. Re:may I be the first to say by wankledot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, you come along and add religion to the mix on that one, excellent work!

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    2. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ah you've added religion to the mix! I personally think religious exclamations like "In God We Trust" or "under god" are profane. What if I dont believe in God, or at least your god? Why must I be forced to listen to religious nuts prattle on about God?

      If you take away my ability to say curse words, then I want to take away your ability to say religious words.

    3. Re:may I be the first to say by Damek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering the article talks about how the definition of profane is speech or conduct "irreverent to something held sacred" ... this comment makes total sense. Not only is it a shit (excretion) for fucking (sex), it is also a *holy* shit, and therefore a secred peice of sex-related excrement. To put your winky smily at the end, you are obviouisly treating this sacred poop of copulation with irreverence, and therefore you are being wholly profane. I condemn thee!

    4. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
      Considering the article talks about how the definition of profane is speech or conduct "irreverent to something held sacred"
      So now the FCC is violating the constitutional seperation of church and state. Way to go. I'd call them a bunch of cock-sucking, mother-fucking piss-ant cunts who don't know shit about fuck-all, with the brains of a tit-mouse, except I don't want to be called profane for using George Carlin's 7 Words You Can Never Say On TV

      Ooops, too late ;-)

    5. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Informative
      So

      Come to think of it, maybe we should get them to ban the whole Bible. It's one big piece of hate literature - "You're going to Hell unless you believe in Jesus!"

      As an atheist, I find this particularly offensive.

      I think agnostics and followers of other religions would agree.

      So, since the air waves are state-controlled, and we have a doctrine of separation of church and state, religious beliefs have no more place on the public airwaves than the ten commandments or a cross or public prayer have in a schoolroom.

    6. Re:may I be the first to say by mcheu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Considering the article talks about how the definition of profane is speech or conduct "irreverent to something held sacred"

      So now the FCC is violating the constitutional seperation of church and state.

      Not necessarily. Sacred doesn't have to have anything to do with religion. To hold something sacred, it means that it's something that everybody (or at least the official everybody) considers revered and untouchable.

      For example, I think most people would consider free speech to be sacred. Of course, that would mean that the FCC ruling on the matter might be considered profane under the FCC ruling.

    7. Re:may I be the first to say by kimota · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was thinking more along the lines of, and I quote,

      "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits"

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    8. Re:may I be the first to say by amembrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, I can believe that Howard Stern is willing to exaggerate the extent to which he is being persecuted for his speech to that level. It's part of something called humor, which is what makes him popular. I do also believe that he is being persecuted, thank you legislation of morality.

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    9. Re:may I be the first to say by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why must I be forced to listen to religious nuts prattle on about God?

      If you do not live in Saudi Arabia, Britanistan, US or any of the like - you do not.

      Saudi is selfexplanatory. So are its lookalikes

      Britain - oh well, what do you expect from a deranged droid which prays together with another deranged droid before delcaring wars on other countries or on scientific education in his own country by restoring creationism.

      US... Hmm... Open methinks the Novermber Issue of 1989 (+/- a few months, too long ago do not remember now) American Atheist and read the interview with George Bush (senior, president at the time). More specifically the section where he says: I trully believe that an atheist cannot be a cittizen of the United States of America .

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    10. Re:may I be the first to say by shnives · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What i find disturbing is the fact that people are actually getting paid (ie make work projects) to decide what words we can or cannot use. good thing bono is free from those chains. as far as the fcc goes; fuck the fucking fuckers.. (look up the history fot he word fuck on any p2p for a much better mp3 description of this.) and as far as tv bringing up chilldren, thats been trendy since Neil Postman's AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH. and to those worried about religious profanity, how can a rude word about a god given bodily function br profane? just read voltaire's dialogue betwen a jesuit and a brahmin. in it the brahmin says "everything in this universe is perfect, including your dissatisfaction with it." mebbe he meant the jesuit wasnt getting enough :P

    11. Re:may I be the first to say by cxreg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Good thing the FCC doesn't rule over the internet

    12. Re:may I be the first to say by cxreg · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      In a related issue, Missouri is in the process of banning "sexy" billboards, while they have a large number of others spouting religious propaganda, which I find far more offensive

    13. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting
      If you take away my ability to say curse words, then I want to take away your ability to say religious words.

      Considering that in french, almost every "holy" word is a curse word, this could be funny.

      Trust me, the bablefish doesn't begin to convey the gist of this.

      "Mon hostie de colise de gros tabernac, ciboire, christ, sainte-sacrement de sainte-esprit, segnieur!"

      Literal translation:

      My host of the chalice of the big tabernacle, ciborium, christ, holy sacrement of the holy spirit, lord!

      Actual meaning - something along the lines of:

      My fucking god, what the hell, etc etc etc....
      Please keep in mind that phrases such as "C'est tout fucke" (slashdot eats my html entity for the e-acute - sorry) which is "it's completely fucked" are actually not swearing, because fuck is an anglicism. "Ah, merde!" is swearing, "Ah, shit!" (pronounced more like "sheet") is not :-)
    14. Re:may I be the first to say by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 3, Funny

      For a moment, I thought the article read "FCC are to regulate profound speech", but then I realized we already have such a system.

    15. Re:may I be the first to say by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd say that capitalizing God points at him respecting that people believe in a God and not wanting to insult them, but also not wanting to be force fed with their religious talk.

      Whenever I walk through town here, the peopel who try to stop me and have a discussion are without exception trying to push one religion or another, but never did I encounter atheists among them.
      That might be different where you live, but soemhow I doubt it. I somehow believe that esp. more conservative christians in the USA think that seperation of church and state equals atheism.

    16. Re:may I be the first to say by Slime-dogg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Profanity as a word only came into existence as a result of religion. Only one out of the four definitions for "profane" from dictionary.com did not have to do with the word "sacred."

      Funny enough, profanity is really just something that is not religious. The FCC is profane, in this case.

      I think that Washington D.C. is full of idiots.

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    17. Re:may I be the first to say by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't forget to read the opinion of the SCOTUS in FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (which resulted from the airing of the actual Carlin routine). Just don't read the Court's decision on the air or the FCC will probably come after you (the controversial bits of the routine are in an appendix to the ruling). ;)

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    18. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      You have a right not to listen to religious people. You don't have a right to be protected from hearing them saying things you don't like to hear.
      When they promote hatred against minorities, such as gays and lesbians, what they are doing is not constitutionally-protected speech, any more than shouting "fire" in a crowded movie theatre is.

      Of course, living in Kanuckistan (Ca-na-da!!!), we already have legislation that covers that, and it has been used against one religious group already (Church of the Aryan Nation).

      It's only a matter of time ... remember, the States usually follows Canada's lead about a generation later on social issues (remember the Vietnam war and draft dodgers?)

    19. Re:may I be the first to say by micromoog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? Assuming your answer is no, that's just another degree of "legislation of morality".

      The line will be drawn somewhere. Obscenity/profanity is an enormous gray area, not just a black and white "legislation of morality" issue. Jeez.

    20. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why don't you move to China or N. Korea then?
      I prefer Canada. More enlightened.
      Also, have you ever watched early morning CSPAN or CSPAN2? You do know that they start (and broadcast on national TV) each session with a prayer of some sort given by a professional clergy member of some faith, right? Do you think this same group of people would ever pass legislation to outlaw what they (blatently) do every day? I don't think so.
      So, just because they are doing something that's banned in schools doesn't make it right.
      BTW, if you want to stay in the US (if you're in the US in the first place), you've got a remote; use it for crying out loud!! This is a free country, if you've got some money, you can even start up your own athiest advocacy cabel and/or broadcast channel, do fund raisers, form stupid talk shows and advocate religous intolerance to your heart's content (so long as it isn't blatently hateful speech). Seriously, get a grip. BTW, I'm somewhat of an agnostic and totally disagree with you if it wasn't obvious by now
      It's the religious groups that are being exposed as intolerant, in not allowing equal rights for people who don't share their world view. Take a look at gay marriage, but make sure you have a biological basis for denying equality to gays and lesbians first (at least read this and do a google to get more facts).

      Religious groups (and the bible) teach that lesbianism and homosexuality are abominations before God, when in fact it turns out that it's pretty much predetermined behaviour, not a "choice". so, how can you condemn someone for sinning if what they are doing is normal for them.

    21. Re:may I be the first to say by Ethernet_Jedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are an aetheist how does it offend you that people say you are going someplace you don't believe in?

    22. Re:may I be the first to say by FauxPasIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some context of this:

      http://www.holysmoke.org/sdhok/aa011.htm

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    23. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? "

      No, but I think he should be allowed to talk about it.

      I'm sorry you hate free speech so much.

    24. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But then you would know all this if you in fact had ever read the Bible.
      Red the bible. More than 20 times. Went to seminary, too. So, I know what it says, in english, french, greek and (a bit of) hebrew). Can you say the same? Truthfully?

      The Bible is full of fallacies, one being that gays and lesbians are doing something that is an abomination before god, when in fact what they are doing is within the norms of human behaviour, and pretty much pre-determined before birth. Get some facts about human development, and you'll see that the Bible is wrong.

      Now, since Jesus held the Bible to be absolute truth, he was wrong as well, or a psychotic.

      The hatred aspect comes in when Bible-thumpers, relying on inaccurate "scripture" rather than science and common-sense, say that other people's lifestyles are offensive, and that unless they "repent", they are going to hell.

      Repent - to turn away from something, to regret having done something, to repudiate something. Why should gays and lesbians regret or repudiate that which is within the range of normal behaviour in most mammals?

      Get over it - the Bible is superstitious junk, hate literature at its' most purile because of the many levels it works on, and filled with so much pornography that children shouldn't be allowed access to it.

      When God commands that all the men, and every male child over a certain age, be killed, and that the women be taken as slaves, this is sick stuff.

      When God commands that believers may not marry non-believers, it is the God-fearing who are intolerant, not the non-believers.

      When Jesus says "believe in me and you shall be saved", he is condemning non-believers to hell.

      When God condemns Adam and Eve for disobeying him (even though, not having yet eaten of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they don't have the capacity to understand what disobedience is, never mind what good and evil are), God is indulging in a form of entrapment that us lesser beings would object to. In short, he's an ass.

      So, since God created the biology that allows for men and women to be born straight, gay, lesbian, or transexual, he has to take SOME of the responsability. Or are you going to argue against the evidence, and say that sexual preferences are a choice? Did you choose YOUR sexual preference? Or did you just one day discover that members of the opposite sex were no longer "icky" but "mmm- nice!" ? So, if you didn't choose your sexual orientation and gender, who are you to condemn others who didn't either?

      I not only don't condemn them - I wholeheartedly support them. Why? Because giving others equal rights enhances all of us as human beings.It's a win-win situation. Whereas depriving others of equal rights degrades us all.

      And those who seek to deprive others of their rights in the name of God deserve to be shown for the ignorant fools they are.

      So, flame away, but stuff the "you must believe or you will go to hell" stuff. It's coercive hate literature at its' worst.

    25. Re:may I be the first to say by fcheslack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm told this is why the framers of the declaration of independence and the constitution used a lower case g for god. It is not "God" but a generic "god" Then again, maybe there was just a guy named Jesus that everyone trusted. (read with spanish pronunciation)

    26. Re:may I be the first to say by Eggplant62 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do you believe Howard Stern should also be legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the face of a small child on the subway? Assuming your answer is no, that's just another degree of "legislation of morality".


      Right, as if that happened. This country needs to grow the fuck up. I'm certainly not a baby, the on/off switch and tuner knobs work on my radio/tv, and I certainly remember how to work them when I find content I consider disturbing. You figure that children aren't listening to his show as they should all either be under a parent's supervision or at school during his program.

      You give these government assholes an inch, and they take a mile. Our basic freedoms are being eroded here and you're complaining about a hypothetical event. Howard has never waved his genitals in front of children and you're an idiot for saying such.
    27. Re:may I be the first to say by aukaru · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think that Washington D.C. is full of idiots

      I know Washington DC is full of idiots. What will it take to make you a true believer?

    28. Re:may I be the first to say by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, Britain isn't a particularly religious or censorious nation. We used to be, but from the 1960s to the 1990s, we became more liberal. The Church of England may have a link to the state, but it's generally quite a liberal church.

      If Janet Jackson had pulled her little stunt here, people would have thought it interesting for like 5 minutes, maybe even a bit sad. There certainly wouldn't have been questions in the house.

      We produced TV series like Queer as Folk, The Singing Detective and The Buddha of Suburbia. Basically, you can't show erections on TV, penetrative sex or details of female genitalia. The word "cunt" is considered pretty dangerous territory. But that's about it.

      Saying that, I think Blair might send us in your direction if we're not careful.

    29. Re:may I be the first to say by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      In Canada hate speech is a criminal code offense.

      Now, as for hate speech being covered, it's not covered when it incites people to actions against other people.

      We've seen too many minorities persecuted "in teh name of God" to allow this to continue.

    30. Re:may I be the first to say by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why don't you move to China or N. Korea then? They very rigorously inforce these rules there. Nothing above the state after all, n'est pas? France might be up your alley too, but they aren't quite as disciplined as the other nations yet, but they're getting there.

      Of course. Better our leaders do anything they want in the 'name of God', rather than being accountable to the public. The original poster didn't say, "Gee, I want to move to a totalitarian country!", he said, "I'm fucking tired of all of these religious wackos pushing their views on me!"

      Big difference. Yet, I'd say 90% of the time someone complains about the growing problem with religion in the US, they are told to go to China. Then again, this is consistent with my experiences in dealing with rabid Christians -- they're nice only to people just like them, and want everyone else dead. Anyone who disagrees with the way Americans do things should get the hell out.

      BTW, if you want to stay in the US (if you're in the US in the first place), you've got a remote; use it for crying out loud!!

      Can't use a remote to change judicial proceedings where you are forced to 'swear in' on a Bible. Can't use a remote to stop hate crimes against the non-religious. Can't use a remote to keep our government from throwing science out of schools in favor of old sheepherder fairy-tales.

      This is a free country.

      Tell that to a black man living in Alabama today. Tell that to the gays living in the bible belt who can't come out for fear of being beaten to death. Tell that to the 'war criminals' being held in secret because they had the wrong headgear.

      if you've got some money, you can even start up your own athiest advocacy cabel and/or broadcast channel, do fund raisers, form stupid talk shows and advocate religous intolerance to your heart's content

      There are atheist advocacy groups, only they don't get the same protection under the law as religious advocacy groups. They also don't get the favoritism shown towards religious groups; you'll find bible clubs in many high schools, but many 'alternative religion' or freethinker clubs aren't allowed because they're 'religious'.

      (so long as it isn't blatently hateful speech). ...but Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell can blame atheists for 9/11. TV Christians can scream at us and tell us we're going to hell. Our own leaders can tell us we don't deserve to be citizens because we don't buy the Buy-Bull(tm).

      Seriously, get a grip. BTW, I'm somewhat of an agnostic and totally disagree with you if it wasn't obvious by now.

      You're also apparently living in a cave. The parent poster has some very valid points, and some of us non-religious types are very fucking scared about the way our country is turning. Being an atheist outside of a few select areas is, in the US, a dangerous thing, and that goes tenfold if you're at all vocal.

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    31. Re:may I be the first to say by MurphyZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. The most obscene speech lately is that coming out of Michael Powell's mouth. Instead of legilating and fining these things out of existence, parents should be teaching their children how to deal with it, typically by changing the station. This nation wants to blame society every time something goes wrong and then try to 'fix' society. It's always the wrong fix. If you're worried about what the children can see and be affected, start with the people who control those things--parents. And not by legislating the fix. By smacking them in the head every time they want the government to raise their kids for them.

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    32. Re:may I be the first to say by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know Washington DC is full of idiots. What will it take to make you a true believer?

      When they stop letting new idiots in because the place is full.

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    33. Re:may I be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tuner knob? Dude, it's too late once I've already heard the offensive word. There's nothing on the radio in the rental car that says 99.9 FM will offend me.

      Grow up? Would that include maturing enough to realize that it doesn't take a four letter word to make a point? Yelling or profanity are no substitutes for eloquence.

    34. Re:may I be the first to say by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      > Do you believe Howard Stern should also be
      > legally permitted to waggle his genitals in the
      > face of a small child on the subway?

      Yes, actually I do.

      Sexually assaulting the child is entirely an another matter involving lack of consent and physical force.

      No physical force is involved in "wagging genitals".

      Any notion that children need to be "protected" from hearing the word "fuck" - as Chairman Powell has suggested - is FUCKING FASCISM.

      "Legislation of morality" is FUCKING FASCISM.

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    35. Re:may I be the first to say by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll keep this short. Athiests are, admittedly, the small minority in the US. The US is a democracy in which free speech is expressed. Generally, only laws that are not disapproved by the significant majority of the US may be passed. The significant majority of the US are Christians or at least religous and believe that religous speech broadcasted must not be eliminated. So form your own channel and advocate to your heart's content is my advice to you, or move to a like-minded country if it really annoys you that much.

      Talk about not even reading my post. When did I say we needed to get of religious broadcasting? Hm? I just don't want non-religious broadcasting to be actively discriminated against, which it is.

      On top of that, the entire reason our government is structured the way it is, is to prevent something called a 'tyranny of the majority'. Basically, the Founding Fathers, idiots that they were, wanted a government where no large group could easily take rights away from a smaller group. Ergo, they set up a system of indirect representation, e.g. a republic, by which elected officials would stand between mob rule and the rights of minorities.

      Why on earth would an athiest advocacy group expect the benefits of a religous group? They could only receive those benefits if they admitted that they were, in fact, also a religion which is the last thing any athiest I know would want to do.

      Nice non sequitur. Freethinking atheists want the same legal protections for their institutions that religions get precisely because their institutions are non-religious. By showing favor to religious institutions over secular ones, the government is violating the Lemon test, and fostering excessive entanglement with religion. In short, as long as religious institutions receive preferential treatment over any other non- (or for-, in the case of Scientology) profit group, there is a problem in this country.

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    36. Re:may I be the first to say by chgros · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering that in french, almost every "holy" word is a curse word, this could be funny
      This is only true of Canadian french, or three-centuries old french. Everyone seems to think the French always say "sacrebleu", whereas it hasn't really been used for centuries, but it is indeed derived from religious words ("bleu" is a modification of "dieu" (god) to avoid blasphemy)

      My fucking god, what the hell, etc etc etc....
      Is this on purpose that you use god and hell in this?

  2. Major problems ahead.... by Kenja · · Score: 3, Insightful
    " any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.' "

    Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone. Expect to see this used against all sorts of things that no sane person would think of as 'profane'.

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    1. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Johnny_Law · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anything anyone can say is offensive to someone.


      I am offended you would imply such things! Nothing my children ever say or do is offensive.
      /me puts fingers in his ears.

      Just in case anyone was offended by this post, this was a joke.

    2. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Demogoblin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you rather hear "asshole" or "inner anal passageway?"

    3. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a way, we have that. It's called the Nelson Ratings. To watch is to mod up.

      And as you point out, the average American watches total crap.

    4. Re:Major problems ahead.... by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's start with advertisements.

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    5. Re:Major problems ahead.... by kawika · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do the FCC censors ever watch the the evening news? Every night I have this truism pounded into my head by the makers of Cialis:

      "Erections lasting longer than three hours require immediate medical attention."

      That's really f-ing brilliant!

  3. my new profane word of choice by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    From now on, I will use the word FCC as my favourite swear word.

    Here's an example: "This is FCCing brilliant!"

    I'll let you guess the exact pronunciation.
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    1. Re:my new profane word of choice by arcanumas · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news, the "fsck" Unix utility has been removed from Unix distributions due to similarity with profane vocabulary. A replacement called JesusLovesYourFilesystem is being developed.

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  4. What about visuals? by Pranjal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...or is it only speech? For example will the Janet super bowl fiasco be regulated?

  5. Defend the First Amendment... by scrytch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... with the Second.

    A housemate of mine used to love that expression. Only guy I knew who was a card-carrying member of both the ACLU and the NRA.

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    1. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Howdy. I'm a card-carrying member of the ACLU and a lifetime member of the NRA. Nice to meet you. Come here often?

    2. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Only guy I knew who was a card-carrying member of both the ACLU and the NRA."

      I'm a member of both the ACLU and the ACU (American Conservative Union). Does that count? Both of them are all for getting government off my back, and that's fine by me. I believe that both fight hard to defend our Constitution from the treasonous politicians and other officials, even though they can sometimes be at odds with one another on a particular issue. I'm not alone, either; Bob Barr is a well-known conservative who frequently does work for both the ACU and the ACLU. What it took to bridge the two organizations was a terrorist act commited by zealots followed by terrorist acts commited by our government in response thereto.

      I cannot think of a more inappropriate response to the murder of three thousand people than the wholesale destruction of the values, ideals, and liberties by which they lived, in their name.

      !(life > liberty)

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    3. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by espo812 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The government should not restrict the rights of citizens to own as many flintlock muskets as they want.
      Does that mean the First Amendment should only apply to printing presses and screaming (not telecommunications)? What about celebrating Kwanzaa, that wasn't invented until 1966 (far after the First was ratified.)
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      espo
    4. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by espo812 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have never heard anyone explain why a private citizen needs to own a fully automatic assault rifle
      The same reason the military needs them: defense. The military and police forces are not some super human tribe of people, they are regular old folks just like you and me. There is nothing special about a soldier or a police officer that makes him/her more qualified to handle weapons. That said, an "assault weapon" can be used to engage multiple targets as required for the situation (quotes because what is an assault weapon anyway?).
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      espo
    5. Re:Defend the First Amendment... by espo812 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't agree that the average citizen can be trusted to exercise an equivalent amount of self-control or security over a fully automatic weapon.
      Average citizens own fully automatic weapons in this country, and only one legally owned one has been used in a crime since 1934. Guess who owned that machine gun? A cop (under heading "crime with legally owned machine guns").

      I stand by my statement: citizens (which every military, law enforcement, elected, and appointed person is) have uses for fully automatic weapons. The government is not a super class of people, they make mistakes and have lapses in control just like everyone else. They should not have a monopoly on defense.
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      espo
  6. I'm all out of rhetoric to spew on this one. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can't think of anything to say about this that hasn't been said million, billion times, so I'm just going to dump some Forrest Gump into it.
    • Forrest: (voice-over) There was this man, giving a little talk. And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt...
    • Abbie Hoffman: Now, I'm going to bring up some soldiers that are going to talk about the war, man...
    • Forrest: (voice-over) ... and he liked to say the "F" word. A lot. "F" this and "F" that. And every time...
    • Abbie Hoffman: ... that war has come home, and we have to stop these politicians...
    • Forrest: (voice-over) ... he said "F" word, people, for some reason, well, they'd cheer.
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  7. Crap [obligatory swearword in title - CHECK!] by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd guess that NWA (Niggers With Attitude) will never be played again then, even their name probably breaks the rules; as for thier 'Fuck the motherfucking police', well, I doubt that'll ever see the light of day :-) Guess you guys won't get 'Roger Melly, the man on telly' any more either (if you ever did)

    Over here in the UK, the thinking seems to be leaning to more leniency rather than more crackdown. There's an article on the BBC site asking 'Has swearing lost its power to outrage' talking about on-screen profanity...

    Simon.

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  8. Bloody sods! by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whose definition of "grossly offensive" are we going by, anyways?

    1. Re:Bloody sods! by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, if we go by my definition, I find said FCC ruling to be grossly offensive, as it clearly violates the constitution!

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      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  9. The Battle Rages On by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm so torn on this subject. It's something that I think has so many valid points on either side. If I plan on watching something like the Grammy's or some other award shows (or the Super Bowl halftime show) I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap I have seen. With that, I can see how regulations and stricter rules are a must. But then I see how far government agencies can take things...

    *sigh* A struggle more eternal than Linux and SCO...

    1. Re:The Battle Rages On by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You watch the Grammies and expect not to see crap ?

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    2. Re:The Battle Rages On by Homology · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm so torn on this subject. It's something that I think has so many valid points on either side. If I plan on watching something like the Grammy's or some other award shows (or the Super Bowl halftime show) I don't at all expect to be seeing or hearing some of the crap I have seen. With that, I can see how regulations and stricter rules are a must. But then I see how far government agencies can take things...

      As an European I find this view quite perplexing : you object to swearing and naked breasts on TV, but don't mind orgies in violence and killings.

    3. Re:The Battle Rages On by iSwitched · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let me tell you, it's not just Europeans that are perplexed by this. I'm living in, and a citizen of the U.S. and not only am I perplexed by this attitude, I am frustrated, and if I may be allowed to violate the rules of my own government agencies a moment, fucking pissed off about it!

      As the father of two small children, I would much rather answer the question "daddy, what are that man and woman doing?" than, "daddy, why is that man hurting that other man?".

      Perhaps I am all alone in seeing that it is much easier to explain the process of procreating, which all animals engage in and is a good and understandable process even to the fairly young, than trying to explain random, senseless violence that has no perpose and is engaged in only by 'humans'. The attitude of my own goverment, and by default, a majority of my fellow citizens are absolutely inexplicable!

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      "That naive cube! How long must I suffer this!" --Sheldon J. Plankton
    4. Re:The Battle Rages On by iSwitched · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, respectfully, when I talk about random senseless violence, I'm not talking about people who are a bit ornery or spitefull. I'm talking about the kind of pure evil that would posess a man to kidnap, rape, and murder a child; Or the bizarre political and religious obsessions that drive groups of men to brutally maim and kill women and children, either in the name of Allah, or in the name of 'Anti-Terrorism'.

      Show me one animal species who engages in that kind of violence and *maybe* I might give you your point.

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      "That naive cube! How long must I suffer this!" --Sheldon J. Plankton
  10. Overreaching their charter by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do the FCC even have the right to add new things to the list of what they regulate? It was my understanding that they enforced decency regs, but could not define them.

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    1. Re:Overreaching their charter by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They let their religious beliefs do that for them. Does your religion require you to not say things like fuck, damn, hell, bastard and bitch. Mine doesn't. What ever happened to the separation of church and state?

    2. Re:Overreaching their charter by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It was my understanding that they enforced decency regs, but could not define them.
      Yes, but they can define the definition. Change what "profane" means, and then they have new powers, under the old wording.

      I think it's funny that Congress will pass laws with all kinds of minutia and details in them, such as gun laws that list a bunch of specific models of guns, but then we also have laws like what gives the FCC its powers, with vague terms such as "indecent" so that we get to fight for years in courtrooms over what the terms mean.

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    3. Re:Overreaching their charter by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends on how you say it, and what you mean (ie. do you mean it to hurt another person or simply to express an emotion).

      As a christian I say those things in context all the time... I mean, WTF are you going to say if you close the car door on your hand 'oops I appear to have severed a limb?', or 'Fucking hell motherfucker bastard that fucking hurts'.

    4. Re:Overreaching their charter by nosilA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The theory is that the 'expert agency' is better equipped to deal with the details than Congress, whose time is better spent working on more broad policy matters. EPA, FDA, USDA, SEC, FEC, FTC, etc all set policy under authority delegated by Congress. The FCC tends to be the most scrutinized by Slashdot, but it's not a unique issue.

      Frankly, you don't want Congress making these decisions - there is legislation on the Hill to extend indecency regulations to Cable and Satellite, and to name specifically those words that are illegal to say (including the f-word).

      It's safe to say that this ruling (and any legislation by Congress) would be challenged in court. Based on the language in the Pacifica case, I suspect the ruling and any hypothetical laws would be reversed.

      -Alison (IANAL, and I don't speak for my employer)

  11. Damn it! by dartmouth05 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is a serious blow against freedom of speech and expression. While the airwaves belong to the public and all, it is ludicrous to censor something because it is deemed to be "grossly offensive."

    Many people find Howard Stern's show to be grossly offensive, however many other people love it. If Stern's show really stepped over the line, people would stop listening to it. If people stopped listening to it, the show would be canceled, and he would be off the air.

    I don't understand how Republicans get away with this level of hypocrisy. They are in favor of privitization and less Government regulation of businesses, except when it comes to what can be said in the media. Republicans are in favor of states' rights, except when it comes to a state choosing to allow same-sex marraige. Republicans are "ultra-moralistic" in their own minds, impeaching President Bill Clinton for lying about a sexual relationship, but when it comes to a Republican aide in the Senate hacking into sensitive Democrat files, only Orin Hatch has the honor to stand against it.

    The FCC's ruling is really, really fucking awful.

    ~JISA

    1. Re:Damn it! by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Democrats voted for the bill, but the bill and this ruling are two different things. The FCC Comissioners are Republicans, appointed by Dubya, and the Chairman's position is an obvious case of nepotism.

      It's easy to say that, but the shame of it is it's flat out wrong. Michael Powell was appointed to the FCC in 1997 by President Bill Clinton. Bush made him the chairman, but Clinton put him there in the first place.

    2. Re:Damn it! by Boing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If Stern's show really stepped over the line, people would stop listening to it.

      Actually, the opposite is largely true. If you saw the movie Private Parts (if you haven't, don't), you'd know that Howard Stern almost wears that as a badge of pride, that people who like him tune in to see what he'll do next, and that people who hate him tune in to see what he'll do next.

      This has no bearing on the validity of banning a word without regard to its usage or context, but I wanted to point out that your statement is not inherently true. "Crossing the line" is more likely to attract new viewers than repel existing ones, regardless of whether it's appropriate (by whatever definition).

    3. Re:Damn it! by JDAustin · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      but when it comes to a Republican aide in the Senate hacking into sensitive Democrat files

      No hacking was done here. What had happened is a tech left the directories on a shared server that contained Democratic notes unlocked so ANYONE who looked there could see them. Republicans had nothing to do with the screwup on the protection, its just one of there aids found out about it. Nothing illegal was done.

      What really is hypocrisy is that people are making a big deal about a few repulicans having access to the memos/notes, not about the content in them. Content that included evidence that Senate Democrats held up judicial nominee sppointments at the request of special intrest groups suchs a NARL or the NAACP. Or that one of the primary reasons the democrats filebustered the nomination of Miguel Estrada was because "he is a latino". They were paranoid of allowing a minority who didnt tow the democratic party line to become a federal judge. That is hypocrisy.

    4. Re:Damn it! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So all Howard Stern has to do is go on XM, or cable (wait, he _did_ that.)

      The FCC only regulates radio and broadcast TV, and in 2004 these are rapidly becoming a small fraction of the available media.

      You can cry censorship and First Amendment rights till you're blue in the face, but it's perfectly reasonable to set aside a small part of the media and allow the government to regulate it to a reasonable level.

      This doesn't violate anyone's rights and no one is holding a gun to Howard Stern's head saying he can't say anything he wants on other media. Besides, I have a hard time believing someone as obviously smart as he having such a hard time not coming up with something else to talk about besides lesbians.

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    5. Re:Damn it! by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      Think of it like prohibition. A select handful of people wanted to rid themselves of alcoholics (Im' paraphrasing here). So they outlawed the drink. Did that work? Hell no. Its use increased and criminalized all that participated in the drink. Fast forward to today. A select handful of individuals want to rid themselves of those that don't share or support their views and openly speak against them. So they keep restricting speech until anything that's not inline with what they believe is outlawed. Those the speak out are criminals. How many times has history recorded this in the past?

      Both parties are really pretty FCCing(tm) awful. The Republican party is just the worst. I'd like to see what it would be like without a party system altogether.

    6. Re:Damn it! by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then it's not really crossing the line, is it? It's entertainment. People are entertained by seeing what he'll do. If he's truly offensive, then he's not being entertaining, and people don't watch. Compare with, say, Faces of Death. Thats flat out offensive (to me, anyway), and very few people watch it more than once. Even people who hate him listen because they get a thrill out of hating him. Personally, I think that public opinion and the force of the free market (remember that?) should be in charge of regulating public performance. It's 100% true that this will cause plenty of lowest common denominator bullshit to be on the airwaves - but it's got every right to be there, and it's only what we as a public deserve.

    7. Re:Damn it! by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I DJ college radio, mostly hardcore and punk. I am not a "shock jock", and most of what I play and say on the air is not intended to get a rise out of people. However, I have almost been kicked off the air multiple times because of the lameass obscenity rules imposed by the FCC. Songs such as this, this, this, and this have cost me much grief in the past.

      None of these songs are terribly obscene, and really, the use of this language is really commonplace in our culture now. The reason that blanket laws like this trigger kneejerk, eye-rolling reactions is because it's silly. In the same way that nobody is particularly shocked or taken aback to hear about someone smoking pot or drinking underage, these milquetoast rules dilute the force of the law because nobody takes them seriously.

      Likewise, none of the songs that I posted up there are really that offensive; you'd have to be living under a rock to be offended by that. On the other hand, "obscenity" is a really slippery slope. For instance, none of these songs have any bad words.

      This song will probably offend you
      But what about this one? It's only kind of bad, I guess....
      And what about this one?

      Where do you wanna draw the line?

      --
      "Quoting famous computer scientists out of context is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." - K
    8. Re:Damn it! by njdj · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Republicans are "ultra-moralistic" in their own minds, impeaching President Bill Clinton for lying about a sexual relationship

      Clinton was impeached for perjury - lying under oath while giving evidence to a court. In common-law countries, this is a serious offense because it strikes at the integrity of the legal process. In Britain, for example, Jonathan Aitken - a former Government minister - was imprisoned for 2 years for a similar crime. Lord Archer, a former Chairman of the Conservative party and a member (at the time) of the House of Lords, was also sent to jail for perjury in a civil case.


      Persuading the American public that it was all about sex, not perjury, was a brilliant propaganda achievement by Clinton.

    9. Re:Damn it! by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're going a bit far. The constitution is always interpreted. Do you really think the founding fathers intended for any private citizen to posess something as powerfull as nuclear weapons? There are a few restrictions on free speech that the supreme court has ruled constitutional, and for the most part they're reasonable. Mostly they involve the old "yelling fire in a crowded theatre" and inducing people to commit violent acts. You can't have a "kill these abortion doctors" website for instance. Some people might say slander and libel are regulated, but I was under the impression these were civil matters. So I'm not sure if there's any particular law pertaining to them.

      Now, that doesn't mean that this latest "no f-word" nonsense is legal. The FCC regulation of the airwaves is supposed to be allowed because of the small capacity of the radio spectrum. With sat radio, sat TV, cable TV, internet radio, and someday internet TV that argument are becoming less and less persusive.

      This latest "crackdown" is purely for political gains. It's an election year and the Bush administration is in trouble. They're looking for anything to appease the conservative voter. "Hey look, we cleaned up that damn Howard Stern. please vote for us". The whole thing is just posturing. I'd compare it to when you were 8 years old and your parents decided to "crack down on this TV viewing". Two weeks later the big crack down was over, and it's business as usual.

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  12. Re:really? uhoh... by DonServo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like the first line of most of the spam that arrives in my junk folder...

  13. Support Howard by fluke_finder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Passion of the Stern lives on!

    1. Re:Support Howard by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Long-time listener, first-time caller.. ;)

      Amidst all the indecency crackdowns, and the FCC's announcements yesterday, nobody seems to be pointing out the fact that the ruling against Infinity was for a Howard Stern show that aired in 2001. It's not for anything Howard has said or done recently, and as I understand it, it's more due to what a caller said.

      Howard's been playing this game for a long time. He knows the rules, and he knows them well; perhaps even better than most people who work for the FCC. Howard has always voiced his contempt for the rules, but he's (generally) always played within the rules, as well. So why is Howard getting attacked all of a sudden?

      For the majority of Bush's presidency, Howard has been a staunch supporter. On September 11 2001, he was on the air telling everyone that it was bin Laden, and that we ought to do something about it. Howard supported the Afghanistan strikes 100%. As time wore on and people grew critical of Bush, Howard stood his ground, even supporting the war in Iraq.

      After the Janet Jackson fiasco, when it was obvious that the FCC was gearing up to make some heads roll, Howard suddenly shifted gears. For the past few weeks, his (on-air) political leanings have done an abrupt 180. He's been decrying the FCC and its crackdown, and more importantly, he's been urging listeners to vote Bush out of office.

      ClearChannel dropped Stern from 6 stations. It wasn't for anything "indecent." It was because of Howard's recent political about-face.

      ClearChannel is owned by a guy named Lowry Mays. Mays is a Texan, and he's got ties to the oil industry. OK, so these days it seems like everyone is from Texas and is an oil baron. How about the fact that GWB sold his share of the Texas Rangers baseball team to a guy named Tom Hicks. Tom Hicks was, at the time, CEO of a company called AMFM. Guess what business a company named "AMFM" was in? That's right, the radio business. AMFM was bought out by ClearChannel, and Tom Hicks is now Vice Chairman of ClearChannel.

      Howard Stern had a surprisingly good ride, in terms of FCC scrutiny, under the Bush administration until the past couple of weeks. I think it's because - and only because - Howard had, until that time, been an unapologetic supporter of Bush and the war in Iraq, even to the point where it conflicted with his own liberal interests in terms of broadcasting.

      A timeline:

      1) AMFM CEO buys GWB's share in Texas Rangers
      2) AMFM acquired by ClearChannel
      3) Janet Jackson bares areola
      4) FCC launches witch-hunt
      4a) FCC Chairman Powell is Secretary of State Colin's son, for those who aren't paying attention
      5) ClearChannel dumps Stern like a bag of bricks
      6) FCC fines Infinity (but not ClearChannel, even though they aired it) for a Stern episode from 2001

      Mod me troll if you want, but this is the politics of things. Howard Stern isn't being sought out because he was "indecent." He's being sought out because he jumped the fence, he's being sought out because he's telling 8+ million people a day to vote Bush out of office.

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      "BSD: Free as in speech. Linux: Free as in beer. Windows 10: Free as in herpes." --Man On Pink Corner in #52607549.
  14. Here in Canada... by Opalima · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... almost anything goes. Maybe we're more open minded. Maybe we're a little less uptight. Maybe we watch a little too much American TV.

    1. Re:Here in Canada... by smcavoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's broadcast... Channel 57 I believe

    2. Re:Here in Canada... by TheTomcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah so long as n% of it is forced Canadian content.

      *sigh*

      S

  15. Re:Long overdue FCC! by negacao · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't like your tone of voice, I think I'll sensor you.

    [note: this is NOT called irony.]

  16. Fuck this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Im moving out of the US next chance I get and quicker if asshole gets re-elected

  17. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lord forbid that YOU have to raise your little cracker spawn. That's what the TV's for right? Read my sig, it has a special relevance to people like you who expect the government to protect your children from your own bad parenting.

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  18. Definitions? by kefoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who defines what is "indecent" or "profane"? As the article hints at, these are highly subjective classifications. Are we going to end up with oversensitive people trying to outlaw every other thing said on television because it offends them personally?

  19. Profane! by jo42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > My analysis

    BZZZZZZT!!!

    The word "analysis" contains ANAL.

    Therefore the word "analysis", "analyst" and derivatives have been declared indecent & profane and shall be removed from the English language forthwith.

    - by Ruling of the FCC

    1. Re:Profane! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well IANAL, but I don't think your argument would stand in court!

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    2. Re:Profane! by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, just the other day I realized that I was naming my "Financial Analysis" spreadsheets names "Fin_Anal_Feb02.xls"

      Kinda embarassaing :)

      Whoops just wrote "ass." Time for a self-report!

  20. PARENT YOUR OWN KIDS by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful


    "Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there."
    -- Clare Booth Luce, American playwright and diplomat

  21. Dyslexic Mind by toupsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought this was about "Propane Speech" and there was some bizarre Hank Hill linkage. Aw, well, too much toons in my life.

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  22. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Ooblek · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I personally would rather teach my children what crass behavior is exactly, rather than have some relgious-controlled, non-elected government entity define do it for me.
    I don't know....I think I prefer crass to waking up to a loud speaker shouting, "Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!" every morning for our government mandated exercise session. Also chanting Kumbiyah with your neighbors at sundown every day doesn't appeal to me either.

    We are doomed to be food for Morlocks; it is becoming more obvious every day.

  23. Britney by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does that mean that they will censor out Britney's "I'm a virgin"?? If so, I have nothing against it. (Plus the fact that swearing doesn't really reflect intelligence to me... Bash me out, but I find it teenagish...)

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  24. The FCC Must Be Abolished by ellem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FCC is a failed entity. They had one simple task -- keep broadcasters from "stealing" or "leaking" onto bandwidths that they were not assigned to use. They failed so miserably new technologies were invented to do their job. They were about to go away when Nixon gave them the power of the Seven Dirty Words.

    Where does the money from fines go?

    Who needs them to regulate anything?

    I have 2-13 piped into my house through cable and or satellite therefore I pay for those stations, how dare they regulate what I pay for!

    The FCC must be abolished.

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  25. Obsenity - the moving target by stecoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While watching TV it is really funny when a rowdy audience is near a commentator at a football game and you hear the F bomb in the background. Who would they go after then? Odds are the FCC would go after the broadcast station but shouldn't the person that produced the obscenity be brought to justice? In the case of Bono, the FCC will probably go after him since he is a big enough target but not as big as the broadcasting company.

    It seems the rules should be applied universally.

  26. Fucking. Not Effing. by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For example, during last year's Golden Globe Awards U2's Bono said 'This is really, really f-ing [sic] brilliant.'

    Who needs the FCC when people decide that words like 'fucking' needs to be self-censored? If you're going to fucking quote someone, fuck, man, QUOTE THEM. You're caving in against your own fucking thesis.

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  27. Re:Long overdue FCC! by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I, for one, am glad that I and my children don't live in America.

    Have you never heard of an off-switch or don't they build then into American TVs so you cant steal from the TV companies by switching off and not watching the progams that occasionally appear between the adverts ?

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  28. Re:Long overdue FCC! by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a citizen in allegedly one of the most "free" countries in the world I am appalled by the FCC's actions. I'm not sure what disturbs me more, the fact that the FCC is yet again trying regulate speech or the fact that this country is so fucking full of god damned prudes.

  29. This could actually be good... by fluxrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hear me out on this. If the FCC starts to go too far over the line, then sooner or later a censorship/profanity case is going to end up in the courts. I have no doubt that a court would easily rule that Bono's freedom of speech trumps Aunt Fannie's right not to hear the word "fuck." Sometimes you have to take a step back to take two steps forward.

    If life breaks some eggs, make lemonade...

    er..wait.

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    "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
  30. Re:Long overdue FCC! by mark_lybarger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you seem to be serious?!? so i'll bite. i'm also a father with children. that's beside the point.

    the fcc is effectively acting as the judicial and legislative branches when it's deciding what is and isn't moral for the ears of both adults and of children.

    as a father with children, its your responsibility to monitor what goes in those little ears, and to teach those young 'uns some respect along the way. that's how societ has digressed to a more disrespectfull society. not because some T.V. show uses the word shit or fuck too many times. its because the parents aren't there to monitor their children. they're off earning their 6 figure salaries so they can send the kids to daycare and off to after school activities to lessen the family time together.

    you don't like what's on the air waves? get rid of the television. you don't like what's on the radio (read: stern), do away with the radio. your children will be better off by it (though i'm not giving mine up, i'll just watch it with the kids).

    we don't need some beauracratic (sp) entity to give moral guideance to our children. we need to accept responsibility for our children's upbringing and take action for that. i would much rather have no fcc involvement in the content that is transmitted across the airwaves. sure, i'd personally use my parental controls if there were a 24x7 playboy type channel on the public airwaves, because i think the freedoms outlined in the constitution have more value than the regulations that are far too often implemented.

  31. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Queuetue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't hurt kids to swear, or to hear swearing.

    It hurts kids to not teach them boundaries, and to excuse them when they do things 'to get rises out of people.'

  32. Re:Long overdue FCC! by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    " As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter, it's disturbing how society continues to slide towards being more disrespectful and crass toward each other."

    And as a father who is raising our kids to understand that words are merely words, and that some are extremely offensive to others, and to have both the maturity and restraint to know WHEN such cases apply, allow me to say that the FCC can go fuck themselves.

    This is a MAJOR problem in the US. We keep expecting society to "protect" our children from themselves. Whatever happened to parents actually parenting? Bad things on TV? TURN THE DAMN THING OFF! Read a freakin' book! Play a game with them! Take them hiking! And instill in them a BASIC FREAKIN' MORAL COMPASS and the ability to think critically!

  33. Fine by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The FCC has a mandate, and a responsibility to enforce a minimum standard of decency on PUBLIC AIRWAVES. VHF, UHF, FM and AM.

    So long as they aren't regulating Cable, Satellite, or the Net - which a consumer chooses to bring into their home - it's fine.

    There's a situation now with the networks trying to compete with the likes of HBO or Comedy Central, and seeing how far they can push it.

    The reaction to the superbowl stunt shows that the folks are simply sick of it.

    I'm as profane as anyone, and enjoy South Park and fart jokes, etc.. But it doesn't belong on the public spectrum, they're for everybody.

    I enjoy Howard Sterns show from time to time. I hope he's successful on Sirius or other payed service. He does not belong on the public dial.

    It isn't censorship. It's regulating the use of a public resource, which is their job. You can't swear and flash your tits on a public station any more than you can in a public park.

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  34. Re:Long overdue FCC! by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll bite.

    This decision by the FCC is nothing but posturing. It won't stand a court challenge on the face of it. There will be a big hoo-ha, and then after the rule gets unceremoniously dumped by the courts, the FCC will be able to say "Hey, we tried, now lay off the irate phone calls and e-mails."

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  35. Re:This does not lead to censorship by nucal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So who is protecting 5 year olds from parents who drop the F-bomb at home? Maybe we need to regulate speech there as well.

    On the other hand, if I don't want the kids to listen to something on the radio, I turn it off or change the channel ...

  36. Is anyone else concerned... by Ricdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...that the chairman of the FCC, Michael Powell, is the son of the Secretary of State, Colin Powell?

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  37. Re:Long overdue FCC! by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I fail to see how seeing Ms Jacksons nipple or hearing someone say fuck is going to corrupt anyones children. I we all want to censor things that e donlt want our children to see there's not going to be much left on TV anymore. I dread the day when my children catch sight of Barnye the Dinosaur. That is offensive

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  38. Re:Long overdue FCC! by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are confusing things a bit.

    The JJ nipple thingy would not have happened if it wasn't for the overreaction it was boudn to cause.

    For that matter, youa re objectign to breast feeding? Must be, can't show somethign as natural as a breast to your kid, esp. not at that age!

    Expecting some rules for what is not appropriate to eb shown during a time when you can expect young children to watch? makes sense. goign beyond that? thats simply censorship, nothign more and nothing less.

  39. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Insightful
    God, I hope your children were never exposed to a nipple on TeeVee. It is bad enough that the babies' bottle tops are shaped like them. Someone ought to do something about that.

    Thank you for supporting the Ban on Nipples on TeeVee, but don't you dare try to shut down wholesome things, like when two football players smack together and one of them gets a broken leg or neck. That shit is the bomb! ...and it helps Timmy build character!

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  40. In Sweden... by Brobock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many radio channels (and Television) in Sweden are government controlled and profanity is 100% unmonitored both in English and in Swedish. There is more freedom of speech elsewhere than there is in the US.

  41. Re:broadcast tv only? by dartmouth05 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The FCC can only regulate broadcast TV, but the impact is not minimal. There are still many, many people who do not have access to cable or satelite. What's worse, though, is the precedent that this sets. Perhaps it is more correct to say that the FCC can only regulate broadcast TV right now...

    Once people get used to having the FCC take on a Comstockian role in censoring broadcast television, they are far less likely to protest if Congress expands the scope of the FCC to cover cable, satelite, and other mediums. Congress has already gone after the internet, after all....

  42. This'll get some knees jerking. by FreeLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm all for it!

    First Clear Channel gets fined for Bubba the Love Sponge and Howard Stern and now this. I am glad to see that the FCC is finally taking steps to put a stop to it and I want to know where they have been fro the past several years.

    The trend of using profanity has been rolling for a very long time. But, it really shifted into high gear with the advent of the so called shock jocks. These guys have been pushing the edges of the envelope for years and, in my opinion, went way too far years ago.

    I'm no prude and I too am guilty of using far too much profanity but, I have never been able to condone its use in public and on the public airwaves. People should not be subjected to it or forced to listen to this stuff and for the past few years it has been unsafe to have the radio on while driving a child to school.

    But, the problem goes much deeper than all this. The fact is that the constant liberal use of profanity is eroding peoples ability to communicate intelligently. It may have been funny when Eddie Murphy took the stage and said the F-word as every other word out of his mouth, at the beginning of his career. But today, it is no longer funny and yet so many people speak like this normally. It is F-ing hard to F-ing talk to or F-ing understand someone's F-ing point when the F-word is F-ing well coming out of their F-ing mouth every other F-ing word. Then there is the whole rap lyrics argument. It is way out of control.

    Expand your vocabulary. learn to communicate. Try to go a whole day without using any profanity or expletives and I bet you will find that you too might have a problem.

    1. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by bnenning · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People should not be subjected to it or forced to listen to this stuff

      Yes, I'm all for repealing the law requiring all citizens to listen to Howard Stern for 3 hours a day.

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    2. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by FreeLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a really cute cop out that is so frequently bandied about by people such as yourself but, the fact is that it just doesn't wash. When I listen to the radio I would like to listen to music. I try to listen to channels that play music in the mornings rather than inane banter and profanity. But, I cannot easily anticipate what is going to be said next.

      When the song that I was listening to ends either another song starts or the DJ starts talking. Is 50cent coming on next with a long profane diatribe that I don't want my child hearing? Or is the DJ coming on talking about hookers giving oral to the interns and whether or not they like anal? This is putting me in a situation where I cannot control what I or my child will hear next and that is unacceptable. Basically, I am forced to listen. Your next argument will be that I should turn off my radio. This too is an unacceptable argument.

      The public airwaves are for everyone. Not just you, EVERYONE. That means that Little Jonnie has just as much right to be able to listen to the radio as you do. Little Jonnie should not be subjected to discussions of oral sex or F-ing this and F-ing that or anything else of the kind. The public airwaves must maintain the highest standards of decency so that any and everyone can listen without being offended.

      That doesn't mean that you should not be able to watch your favorite girl-on-girl action on TV or heard graphic, expletive laced conversation on the radio. It means that the public should not be forced to watch or listen to it. For those like yourselves, there are cable channels and satelite radio channels that carry your preferred content. If you choose that type of entertainment, I will not attempt to prevent you from getting it. I just don't want to be forced to experience it myself.

      One of the reasons that the FCC was created was to maintain these standards of decency on the public airwaves. However, for some reason they have chosen not to do their job for the past 10 or 15 years and the airwaves are in such a state that it is truely unbelievable. It is about time they did their jobs and it seems that they are starting to again.

    3. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by lysium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For the past few years it has been unsafe to have the radio on while driving a child to school.

      You are totally right! Forcing children to listen to 30+ minutes of nonstop commercials is abuse, pure and simple. What kind of life are you preparing them for?

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    4. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Funny
      The fact is that the constant liberal use of profanity is eroding peoples ability to communicate intelligently. It may have been funny when Eddie Murphy took the stage and said the F-word as every other word out of his mouth, at the beginning of his career. But today, it is no longer funny and yet so many people speak like this normally. It is F-ing hard to F-ing talk to or F-ing understand someone's F-ing point when the F-word is F-ing well coming out of their F-ing mouth every other F-ing word.
      So you mean, um like, you know, you can't, like, understand communications, when like the speaker totally overuses, like, colloquialisms? Because, like, it's not intelligent communication? Are you like totally for-sure that, like, the problem is really, like, profanity, and not something else, like, general stupidity and lack of, like, public speaking skill?
      It is way out of control.
      Like, um, does it, like, need to be in control? Is, like, communication performance really a matter for, like, government to be dealing with? I would, like, think that it's in everone's self-interest to, like, maximize their own speaking performance, purely for, like, selfish reasons. They don't, like, need government to give them incentive, ya know? And, like, if someone else, like, talks bad, doesn't that, like, give you a competitive advantage in getting, like, your message out? I say, like, don't worry about idiots being, like, out of control. Dude! Duuuuude!!
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    5. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by DragonMagic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shit, your radio came without tuning or power knobs or buttons, too?

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    6. Re:This'll get some knees jerking. by neurojab · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many times have you heard the F-Word on the Howard Stern show? Really, how many? I'd wager to say you never heard any "profanity" because it WAS BLEEPED OUT. I've never heard a curse word on that show. That said, I don't agree with the bleeping. If someone is so sensitive that they get offended by the use of a common word , they deserve to be offended.

      Why are you making your kids listen to Howard Stern anyway? I'm not saying that show is for kids, it isn't.. but to say that you can't turn on the radio because of all the profanity...what planet are you living on? Why can't you turn the dial to NPR? Is working the dial too complicated?

      I agree that profanity isn't funny anymore, but when did we get so sensitive that words could hurt us so much? Who made up the list of which words are taboo? Why are they taboo? Why should we perpetuate that? There will always be illiterate people, and there will always be snobs that look down on them. That has nothing to do with indecency or profanity.

      There are some real problems on this planet that are worth solving. Get some perspective.

  43. Re:YAY! Lets watch out mouths now! by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Err, just as an aside, the FCC only controls network TV and radio broadcasters who freely transmit over the public spectrum (Cable/sat TV and Satellite radio are exempt because they are subscription services and don't required huge swathes of RF bandwidth to be set aside to do it.)

    Needless to say, the Internet is completely exempt.

    IMHO, the FCC has gone far, far beyond their original duty... (they were originally founded to help avoid wireless transmissions from stepping all over each other and hosing up rescue efforts, party in response to the Titanic disaster.)

    OTOH, in my very humble opinion I see no problem with them telling people to clean up their language with regards to public broadcasting, since there is nowhere near the sense of access control that you have with private subscription-like services.

    /P

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  44. Re:Public does not own the airwaves. by JDRipper · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the public DOES own the airwaves. Those companies are licensed to use them, not own them. We subscribe to them for their content.

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  45. Re:This does not lead to censorship by Jim+Starx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The world as a whole is not 5 year old safe nor should it be. If you don't want your kid to hear it don't let him watch it, or maybe you should teach your kid about it, he's gonna hear it eventually.

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  46. Re:Long overdue FCC! by jrockway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Too fucking bad. Does the word fuck on slashdot bother you? Too fucking bad, don't fucking read slashdot :) [Don't like TV? Don't watch it. Loss of ad-revenue hurts the execs more than a fine for swearing. Let the market control language and profanity. Oh yeah, you have a god-given right to get whatever you want 100% of the time. Now I see...]

    Seriously, too bad if kids were watching the Superbowl. Actually, not really. There are bad words in the world. People fuck. Stop shielding them from the real world.

    Honestly, you'd better not let your wife breastfeed your kids. They might see a nipple. And no sex for you two either. What if they walk in!???

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  47. Anyone else see the alternative meaning there? by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to this new decision by the FCC, any speech that is grossly offensive, whether or not it has anything to do with sex or excretion, is 'profane.'

    Although I count as the last person to accuse a government agency of using logic, by that new definition, Bono's statement may not count as either indecent or profane...

    The new criterion includes "grossly offensive". I do not consider "this is fucking brilliant" the least bit offensive, nevermind "grossly".


    Of course, I find very little offensive enough to warrant complaining - I may not control the content, but I control the TV itself. I can change channels, or even just turn it off. IMO, the FCC needs such a major overhaul we may have an easier time just dissolving it and creating a new agency, perferable with control ONLY, over spectrum allocation, not content.

    I never did understand how limiting content fails to violate the 1st amendment, but hey, what do I know? "no law respecting an establishment of religion" doesn't include giving my tax dollars to the 700 club; "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" doesn't mean people can have guns; "unreasonable searches and seizures" doesn't include FBI backdoors into every ISP; "without due process of law", "in all criminal prosecutions", and "a speedy and public trial" doesn't include anyone accused of terrorism or "unlawful combatants"; "cruel and unusual punishments" doesn't include sleep deprivation, inedibly bland food, or blasting Bruce Springsteen at high volume; and "shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people" and "reserved to the states respectively, or to the people" doesn't mean anything.

  48. The FCC is unconstitutional by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2, Informative
    The FCC, the Federal Communications Commission, decided all by itself, that radio and televisions were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitusion.

    I'd like to repeat that because it sounds vaguely important.

    The FCC, an appointed body - not elected, answerable only to the president, decided on its own that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the first amenedment to the constitution.

    And why did they decide that? Because they got a letter from a minister in Mississippi! A reverend Donald Wildman in Mississippi heard something on the radio that he didn't like. Well reverend - did anyone ever tell you there are two knobs on the radio? Two knobs on the radio.

    Of course I'm sure the reverend isn't that comfortable with anything that has two knobs on it. But hey reverend - there are two knobs on the radio - one of them turns the radio off and the other one - changes the station! Imagine that reverend - you can actually change the station. It's called freedom of choice, and it's one of the priciples this country was founded upon - look it up in the library reverend, if you have any of them left when you're finished burning all the books!
    George Carlin said it, and I support it wholeheartedly.
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  49. Re:Long overdue FCC! by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Don't ever leave the comfy confines of your border then. Up here in the Great White North, when the Who sing "Who the fuck are you?" the radio station doesn't bleep it out, the DJ's can't sit around and swear (though numerous call in people have from time to time).

    What will the FCC do when they are sued via the DCMA by the RIAA for circumventing the DRM so they can altera digital recording to "bleep" out offensive language?

    So much for freedom of speach, now it is just freedom of speech as long as nobody/group/etc. is offended.

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  50. Re:Long overdue FCC! by WaterTroll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I sort of agree wtih you. I dislike how the whole negative connotation that swearing has earned. I view the word fuck as any other word in the English dictionary... A fucking word! It has its general definition, regional variations in usage and context and what not. But that's it. I hate how this whole stipulation of "bad" words keeps on prevailing in America. The same goes for visual censorship. The word fuck is constantly used in everyday language by many people commonly, quite a few still not so commonly, and at least everyone once in their life. Personally, I view the US's energy to censor words and nudity as a weakness. Go to Europe, you'll see a lot more mature view about the human body, and a lot less of the "oh my! taboo" bullshit here. Censorship sucks :(

  51. Can I sue my Cable Co ? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I signed up for cable television, I purchased access to crash, abusive, violent, sexual, morbid, humerous, and offensive content. If I wanted to watch purple dinos and signing hand puppets I could get that with public television over the airwaves. I PAID for access to the offensive stuff. I LAUGH at kids getting ninja throwing stars stuck in their eyes.

    I did not pay money to have a television raise your fucking kids. I support child care programs with tax dollars, but using laws and regulations to replace parenting with a TV is too much.

    --Tsiangkun

  52. FCC v. Pacifica Foundation by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 2, Informative
    I did a quick google for "George Carlin" and "7 words", and the first thing that came up was a link to this article

    I never even knew about this case, but find it quite interesting. That led me to the parent article, which is about the regulation of [what some people consider to be] indecent speech.

    IMHO, kids are going to learn these words anyway, and to have them be "taboo" is to make them more appealing for kids to use.

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  53. Re:Long overdue FCC! by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I, for one, applaud the long overdue efforts of the FCC to crack down on this kind of thing. As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter, it's disturbing how society continues to slide towards being more disrespectful and crass toward each other.

    I agree with one point you made - it is disturbing how society slides and degenerates. However, the government, in this case the FCC, is not the solution. Take the Janet Boobie incident - there was so much market outcry and complaints that it will be YEARS before CBS airs something like that - and that's how it should be. The issue was over when the marketplace rose up and complained. For this issue, the FCC was really not needed. Sure, CBSMTVVIACOM didn't like the fines, but the millions of extremely pissed off people is what scared them. People (the marketplace) rejected was CBS was offering as a halftime show. And no, it wasn't just the boobie that upset people, the lyrics and crotch grabbing weren't appreciated either.

    And actually, you can take that one step further - the FCC in general doesn't need to exist - if you don't like the content on Television or Radio - don't watch or listen. Yes, it's really that simple. And as a parent - it's *your* job to censor what your kids watch and listen to, not the government's.

    And finally, to whoever modded the parent as flamebait / troll, that wasn't fair - this guy had an honest opinion on the matter.

  54. I have 50,000$ riding on this by agslashdot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The entire article failed to mention the implications of what would happen from here on. Here's what me & a million other shareholders are thinking - Howard Stern will ask Clear Channel to f*** off and sign on with Sirius. FCC can't regulate subscriber based sat radio, so Sirius would skyrocket, and so would I...my entire 50 grand portfolio is composed of 1 stock - SIRI. Yeah I know that's a boneheaded move, but I'm going to keep my fingers crossed...

    FCC - stern and sirius 1

    FCC - Stern & Sirius 2

    FCC - Stern and Sirius 3

  55. Re:Long overdue FCC! by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And if we make freedom of expression illegal, everyone will stop right. Ever since murder and coveting thy neighbour's wife has been illegal murder and adultrey have stopped. Oh wait. No.

    You can make "fuck" illegal, but when you do the government is one step closer to jailing you for the above comment. Think about that. Society needs to be able to be free to offend other people. Because sometimes good ideas are offensive.

    Sorry if it bothers your kids. Don't watch TV. It's not that good anyway :)

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  56. Re:Long overdue FCC! by PhiltheeG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Still, I would prefer to be the one in control when it comes to what I or my children watch, read or listen to. Not the government. Why right does the government have to disagree over what a parent has a responsibility for? Republicans say it's okay to take responsibility for firearms in my house but not a radio?

    As for the slide in society, do we blame people for the verbage of others? I think it has more to do with people taking liberties without being responsible for them. "Hey, some singer says an f-bomb so that mean I can say the f-bomb whenevery I want." That is someone not taking a responsibility for acting civil in public. If someone sees a rape in a movie, commits rape, do you go after the movie or the criminal? If someone kills because of the bible do we start censoring the bible or prosecute the murderer?

    What nerves me about the whole situation is that this FCC business is not about decency, it's about power (and money i.e. power).

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  57. All right children by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 3, Funny
    Mod me down if you wish... but why is everyone exaggeratedly swearing in their posts when the article is about censorship. You can say that you disagree without saying three hail maries in the same post while at the same time giving everyone a biology lesson... It just looks very childish to me. Someone expresses an opinion different from the norm and we start stonning him/her... Good example of censorship, right?

    I don't have a problem with people swearing if they really want to emphasize their point. Even if it's part of their language. But fucking swearing at every stupid goddamn line just to fucking prove their shitty point sounds a bit ridiculous to me.

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    1. Re:All right children by jasonsfa98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you posted your opinion ... there is your freedom. Now it's ours to "stone you".

      At least we don't keep you from speaking.

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  58. Unprotected Speech by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I'm a firm believer in free speech, its been decided that obscene speech isn't protected.

    They are going after obscene speech, not just offensive.

    Personally, if someone wants to create a show that is obscene, it needs to be restricted to adults. NOT be broadcast to the general public. Much as PPV porno is already.

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  59. Re:Long overdue FCC! by I8TheWorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    as a father who is raising our kids to understand that words are merely words, and that some are extremely offensive to others, and to have both the maturity and restraint to know WHEN such cases apply

    It's really nice to know there are still parents out there who think like I do and believe it's the responsibility of the parents to teach and or protect their children. Unfortunately, we're in a sad minority on those views. It's too easy to make children, then let the schools and the TV babysit them... practically effortless.

    I don't think I want my children "numbed" by shows that use profanity as it there were no tomorrow, so we don't let them watch shows like The Sopranos, rather than complain to HBO about it.

    TV is a fairly decent tool for recreation, but shouldn't be a medium where kids spend all their free time, wether it be watching Nickelodeon, the Science Channel, or playing a PS2 game. Unfortunately, a good number of parents would rather let their kids stare glassy eyed at the TV rather than expend the energy it takes to spend time with them.

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  60. Another nail in the coffin for freedom of speech by Zerbey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortuantely, the FCC has responded to the ludicrous hype which has all stemmed from a split second shot of someone's breast. It was so fast it was over in the time it took me to look down to pop another taste piece of chicken breast (sweet irony, eh?) on my fork. They show far worse things on MTV, every single day but no one complained. Go figure.

    OK so it was wrong, she shouldn't have shown her boob (waldrobe malfunction my ass, attention grabbing idea more like) on national TV during a family show but please, get over it!

    My personal opinion is that the US should follow the UK rule, have censorship until 9 pm and then tone it down. It's the parents responsibility to limit what children watch at a time when those that are young and impressional should be asleep anyway.

    Ever heard of a thing called the off switch?

  61. Re:Long overdue FCC! by lax-goalie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Think about this for a second -- the only place the FCC's "cracking down" is on publicly-regulated airwaves.

    The issue isn't about parents letting the TV raise them. My business partner has a six year old, who's huge into football. She and her husband carefully control what their kids are allowed to watch. When he wanted to watch the Super Bowl, the expectation was that she was letting her son watch a football game, not some washed-up "musician's" saggy boob. That's the whole point of the FCC's action.

    There are plenty of other outlets for all sorts of creative expression. Nobody would have noticed if the JJ incident happened on MTV. All the FCC is doing is keeping the public airwaves broadly "public".

  62. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is not a censorship issue. It's a money issue.

    Television broadcasters are allowed exclusive access to use our airwaves for free. In exchange for this incredibly valuable resource, which is collectively owned by The People, they are compelled to serve the public interest, which includes conforming to public standards of decent behavior.

    It has been proposed many times by libertarians such as myself that TV signal bands should be auctioned off like real-estate to whoever is willing to pay for it, and then the FCC could collect a small tax from them for enforcement, but otherwise broadcasters could do whatever they like with the airwave spectrum they've purchased fair and square. The networks are addicted to free bandwidth, though, so they scream and wail every time it's brought up. Unless and until such a reform is made, they are accountable to the people, and the FCC is charges with enforcing the will of the people.

    If you want to watch a show where people say "fuck" all the time, subscribe to HBO on cable. The Sopranos just recently got season 5 underway.

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  63. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's suppose that posts that you make offends me (I'm not saying that I don't like your posts, just using your account as an example). I can either lobby Slashdot to ban mikehoskins account or just set up my filter to filter your posts. I'd go with the filtering option because it does the trick without denying everyone from viewing your posts.

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  64. Howard Stern's Required Reading by tstoneman · · Score: 5, Informative

    What is so insane is that the rules for profanity are completely inconsistent. Oprah can have a show talking about "tossing salads" which include a detailed description of what that is, but if Howard Stern says it, he will get fined.

    This is a problem for several reasons:

    1) Our freedom of speech is killed because we can be fined into bankruptcy for talking edgy, so obviously people will be more careful of anything that they say

    2) freedom of speech is completely killed because the FCC can decide months later if what you said was profane, so the feedback mechanism is completely messed up.

    3) initial rulings on profanity can be "overruled" by the FCC, meaning that political agendas can be enforced through the FCC now

    For a listing of required reading go directly to Howard Stern's web site.

  65. Brit TV is poking fun at you... by rediguana · · Score: 2, Funny

    sorry its only shockwave, but you might find this British TV commercial rather appropriate...

    Swearing

    Enjoy :)

  66. Killing is still in I'll bet. by Neil+Watson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Meanwhile, television and film can show graphic, glorified murder and only be rated PG13.

  67. Wasn't this... by hangareighteen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The whole FUCKING point of the V-Chip. I thought broadcasters were supposed to put stupid little tags in their broadcast that announced exactly what the current program contains. Don't like references to drugs, fine.. your TV can filter that out for you. Don't like swearing, fine.. deal with it. Otherwise, get your grubby hands off of my television programming, I don't need some highly subjective entity deciding exactly what is "fit" for broadcast or consuption by the public.

    Democracy is a scary scary thing.

  68. Re:Long overdue FCC! by jrockway · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I'm a person, a member of the public. And nipples and sayingn "fuck" don't bother me. To be honest, I don't really care to see it on TV, but I respect the right for other people to see that if they want to :)

    If you don't like what a network broadcasts, don't buy products from the advertisers. That should fix the network's "ideals" up quite quickly.

    But not everyone wants to live in a Christian bubble*. I love God, but I also love the right to free expression. Those can go hand in hand.

    * Hell, not everyone's Christian. All of these "morals" might even OFFEND some other taxpaper. Too bad we're not all drones :)

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  69. I can't define malfeasant abuse of power by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but I know it when I see it.

    Impeach Bush now.

    Your constitution is counting on you.

  70. Bad news for Comedy Central by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess that means we won't be seeing gems like this anymore....

    KYLE: Shut-up, fatboy!
    CARTMAN: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' Jew!
    MR. GARRISON: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
    CARTMAN: "Jew"?
    KYLE: No, he's talkin' about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fuckin' fatass.
    MR. GARRISON: Kyle!
    CARTMAN: Why the fuck not?
    MR. GARRISON: Eric!
    STAN: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
    MR. GARRISON: Stanley!
    KENNY: Fuck.
    MR. GARRISON: Kenny!
    CARTMAN: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
    MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
    CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?
    KIDS: [gasping]
    MR. GARRISON: What did you say?
    CARTMAN: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [speaking through bullhorn] "How would you like, to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
    KYLE: Holy shit, dude.

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    1. Re:Bad news for Comedy Central by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comedy Central is cable, so they aren't under the same restrictions thank god.

  71. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The difference between saying "fuck" here and "fuck" on TV can be seen as different. Most parents will want to "filter" the content presented to children until the child is deemed ready to deal with the content. I for one don't want my children running around using foul language, not so much because it offends people, but rather because the language is generally associated with people who lack intelligence to choose a more socially acceptable word. If suddenly one of these words becomes the accepted word, then sure, they'll learn it at a younger age. Really if you think about it, what's the difference between penis and dick? They both indicate the same body part. The difference is what people deem as acceptable.

    Now are you going to prevent your children from viewing Slashdot or are you going to write to your congressman to have Slashdot be censored because you're too lazy to monitor your children?

    I for one believe the web should not be sensored. This environment is truly one where a person can express whatever ideas they like. What I do appreciate is content ratings (similar to movies, video games, etc...) where I can filter the content at my end. Your comment about parents preventing children from viewing content is where I believe control should be. Not everyone will want to have the filtering and they shouldn't have to put up with it. Some things can be better expressed using foul language (adds a bit of emphasis in most cases).

  72. Re:Damn it! (religious right and Oprah) by gosand · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The FCC's ruling is really, really fucking awful.

    Let's be honest and clear about this too - it is not just the FCC who is doing this, they are getting lots of pressure from the religious right on these issues. This is a perfect example of how a specialty group is directly influencing the government.

    The FCC looks like a bunch of idiots over these issues. They are bringing up issues that are *YEARS* old, and fining people for them. The issue they are fining Howard Stern over is from 2001.

    I listen to Stern on occasion, and have been more frequently recently. This morning was a fantastic illustration of how stupid this all is. He played a clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show, where Jimmy was defending Howard. He said that they should be going after the filthiest person on TV - Oprah. Jimmy then played a clip from the Oprah show, where she was talking with some women about sex things. They were laughing and having a good time. One of the women mentioned "tossing salad" , and then proceeded to describe what it was. When Howard played this clip, it was bleeped (time delay removed) from his show. He begged his GM to let him play the clip. It was from Oprah, which runs in the mid-afternoon.

    Here is the point - Oprah can get away with this kind of talk on her show, but Howard gets fined for something not nearly as graphic from 2001? He has a great argument - if they play the clip and get fined, the FCC would HAVE to fine Oprah. They would never fine Oprah. If they didn't, they would be obvious hypocrites, and if they did they would be showing the world how stupid they are behaving. You don't mess with Oprah. It would make national news if Oprah was fined for indecency.

    It is all a big joke, and the religious right is standing firmly behind this one. They have strong ties to Senators (giving them cheap housing) as well as other government officials. Hell, some government officials ARE part of the religious right - all the way up to the drunk-driving President and Vice President. (1 and 2 offenses respectively)

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  73. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by freuddot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The poster uses "fucking" all over his analysis on his website. The fact that fucking is censored in the slashdot post is only an indication that the editor ( at /. ) censored it.

    Why ? Ask Michael, or Michael's boss.

    J.

  74. Airwaves belong to the people by Kenrod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The airwaves are owned by the People - private concerns just rent them. The government administers the airwaves on behalf of the People. Licensees of the public airwaves are NOT entitled to use the airwaves for any purpose other than that granted in the license - if the licensee doesn't like the "no profane" speech requirement, then the licensee can find another distribution avenue - there are plenty of them (internet, press, cable & satellite). Just because you have the right to free speech doesn't mean you have to the right to have your speech subsidized by the People (and it is a subsidy, since we are talking about the allocation of a scarce public resource).

    The FCC doesn't just regulate obscene content - what about the "equal time" requirements? What about the public service message requirements?

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  75. Act like a father!! by tickticker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a father with children, or just a human being for that matter,

    Then stop being a father and human and start acting like one and teach your kids what is right and wrong, how to act polite with company, what they should and shouldn't watch, yada yada yada

    Nothing gets done just looking at it or waiting for others to do it!

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  76. Re:Long overdue FCC! by brulman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a friend with a young son said to me that it wasn't the nipple that bothered him aqs a father, so much as the act of Timberlake ripping off Jackson's top. It was an agressive, arguably denigrating act. It is an entirely different thing that seeing a mother feed her child. Dind't phase me much, but when people say they don't want their young children seeing that crap I find it hard to argue. Granted, the game itself is violent, but it isn't gratuitous, nor is it designed to promulgate disdain towards a class of people (i.e. women.)

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  77. Indicative of the American mentality by Zathras26 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just reminds me, yet again, of how messed up Americans' values are in so many ways, a fact that was first brought to my attention when I went to the United Kingdom (my first trip abroad) back in 1995. Over there, TV is not censored, at least not to the degree that it is here. They leave in nudity, sex, profanity, and all the other stuff. There's very little protest about it because they have a much more mature attitude -- they believe that adults should be allowed to watch whatever they want to watch without having the government tell them whether or not it's OK for them. More importantly, they also believe that if there's a show that has sex, violence, profanity, or anything else they might happen to find offensive, the proper course of action is to change the channel or turn off the set, not to say that nobody else at all should be allowed to see that stuff on TV.

    I wish we had that attitude here. As others have said, I find religious junk like "The 700 Club" highly offensive, but I simply don't watch it -- and I don't expect the government to ban it. People who want to see it should be allowed to without government interference, just as people who want to see "Die Hard" uncut should be allowed to without government interference as well.

  78. Catalyst by mirio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although I disagree terribly with any form on censorship, we should at least try to understand why so many people were upset about the Janet Jackson SuperBowl fiasco. Many Slashdotters are (rightfully) stating that parents should take charge of what their children are watching. This is precisely why people were so upset with the breast-baring SuperBowl. They were thinking that of all things on TV, their kids should be able to watch what is perhaps the most viewed annual sporting event in the world.

    That's it, folks. I'm not saying I agree with the FCC's kneejerk reaction, but this is why people are upset and we should aknowledge it when discussing this topic.

    Having said that, I do believe that there is no cause for relegating broadcast & cable television to G-rated content. If you don't like the services rendered to you, don't patronize it.

  79. Re:Disagree with Slashdot, get modded down. by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I [...] am glad that the FCC is FINALLY cracking down. If you want profanity, you've got satellite, cable, or the video/DVD market. If if goes out over public airwaves, there should be restrictions; it is the law, after all....

    C'mon. Mod me down and the parent up. Take 7 points away from me, but don't censor people's viewpoints just because they differ from yours.


    How did your head not explode as you were writing that down?

    Seriously, you post whines about moderation used to "censor" something you agree with AND clamours on about the holy righjeousness of using federal regulations to censor what YOU disagree with.

    I think it should be illegal to be that contradictory.

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  80. Armchair moralists by maximilln · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a disturbing trend within our society: armchair moralists. Everyone wants to legislate their own personal interpretation of moral and good and the government is left grasping for the most acceptable edition in order to continue to win votes on artificial topics around election times.

    When are people going to wake up and start taking care of their own households before they start passing gargantuan federal mandates? Watch TV with your children and monitor the viewing. Spend time with your children and don't let them play alone. Go out with your children and show them through example what proper behavior is. Expecting the government to raise your children, police your society, and walk your dog for you is only going to lead to more laws and regulations about speech, traffic, and dog-poop.

    Then again... when the citizens pay close to 50% or more in taxes (12.5% social security, +federal, +state, +local, +6% sales, +gasoline, +energy, +cable, +alcohol, +tobacco, +registration fees, +school participation fees which are supposed to be funded by preexisting taxes, +real estate taxes, etc.)... shouldn't they be entitled to expect this sort of warm security blanket from their big brother?

    We're going to end up with the one-size fits all security blanket if you rich yuppies and soccer moms don't get your heads out of your asses and then no one will be happy.

    Don't give me any crap about voting, either. As one of the oldest forms of decision making known to civilized man, any decision (eg. election) which relies on the democratic process is inherently RIGGED.

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  81. This is living proof by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is living proof that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence.

    I'm dead serious when I say that too.

    This kind of crap never made any sense to me when I was a kid, and it makes even less sense now. Who are these cretins who are so afraid of "bad words" anyway? What kind of bizarre "thoughts" go through their minds that would lead them to go as far as exerting political pressure on the government to protect them from these words?

    I just don't get it. Even the "Its for the children!" argument doesn't hold water in my book. Kids need to be protected from many things, but words are not among them. Besides, if these words were truly evil or harmful in some way, they quite simply would have died out ages ago. No one would know them because our ancestors would have stopped using them. The very fact that they have persisted in our language proves that they are harmless. There is simply a legion of brain-dead morons who believe they are. The world would be a much better place if they didn't breed more of themselves.

    You can mark this bullshit down under 'A' for absurd.

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  82. FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Rather than outlawing consentual activities and perfectly legal activities, I'd rather they regulated showing all the illegal stuff that they show on TV.

    Why's it OK to show people getting shot, robbing banks, beating each other up, etc; while everyday ordanary dialog is being censored.

    I'd much rather my kid was exposed to a handful of swearwords and see the occasional brest, then be shown TV shows that makes them think everyone's a criminal so it must be OK.

    Movie dialog like threats like "I'm going to kill you" are far more harmful to kids than "oh shit".

    How about a law:

    • If a TV show, movie, etc has all legal content (consentual sex, non-threatening speach) it's OK.
    • If it has illegal content assaults including threats of violence (regardless of the language), unconsentual sex, murdor, etc, it's rated R at least.
    1. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Mitreya · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree with your sentiment, but I think that anything that has "unconsentual sex" is rated NC-17 or Unrated already.

      Murder, on the other hand, barely affects the rating. I am still mystified as to how Disney managed to get a G (a G!) rating on a cartoon that depicts a murder of a human being (Pocahontas).

    2. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by osobear · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Definetly agree.
      We need to realize what actually is and isn't a bad influence on everybody (face it, kids aren't the only ones to condone violence because they are over-exposed to it). Profanity only has power if we grant it power, and censoring it is the fastest way to do that. There's nothing wrong with saying "oh shit" if we say that there isn't, but murder is always wrong.

      Basically, the FCC needs to censor and rate less on content and more on themes. Murder seems to be ok if you don't show the actual murder scene, and that just doesn't make sense. It works the same way for drug use, robbery, arsen, you name it.

      I'd much prefer to walk down the halls of a high school and hear "fuck, that test was hard" than "Darn, that was a hard test, I'd like to kill Mr. Smith for giving it to us."

    3. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. Rape can be seen on network TV during primetime or even earlier. It's not too explicit of course. However, it's obvious what's going on. At the time (mid 80's), I didn't even have cable.

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    4. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by quantum+bit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember the rule of thumb: it's ok to see breasts on TV as long as they are mangled beyond recognition.

    5. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?
      Why is the nice woman bad for having a penis in her mouth?!
    6. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Panoramix · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ok, my question then becomes, would you rather explain to your child why the bad man shot someone or why the bad woman had a penis her mouth?

      Given the choice, I take explaining the blowjob, any time.

      As a new parent, I know I'll have to explain both eventually. Oral sex (or any kind of non-violent sex, for that matter) is quite easy to explain rationally. Some things are disgusting (shit, I remembered the goatse guy now), and there's the health issue that must be absolutely clear, but all in all it's quite harmless. I don't foresee major difficulties.

      Murder, on the other hand, and any kind of violent and dishonest behaviour, are the real ugly subjects. It gives me the creeps to think that I may screw up there. I have not the slightest idea on how to convey with enough strictness, with zero room for misunderstanding or negotiability, that such things are always shameful and regrettable, very seldomly justifiable, and absolutely never cool. Even though the TV and the movies, and the goddamn kids at school, all say and show otherwise.

      And I'm not saying that violence and dishonesty should be banned from the media. Mass censorship is stupid. But to portray such things as cool, or, for the love of root, as fun, that is criminal. Remember that scene from Pulp Fiction, when Travolta accidentally shoots the guy's head off? The whole theather bursted out with laughter on that one. I shuddered.

      Really, I'd not particularly like it, but I'd much rather see my daughter becoming a porn star, than thief or a murderer.

    7. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great, so the law is always right, and our kids never need to learn about the consequences of their actions. See, the bad guys always get caught, or the ratings get fucked up. To please their audience and their advertisers, the bad guys always lose. So they do all these illegal things, and then get in trouble. Many of the bad guys don't do anything illegal. So much for trying to make 'good kids' by not showing 'illegal stuff'.

      Hell, how many shows do you see where they show some idiot with a drug habit screw over his life, quit the drugs, and then straighten himself out to live happily ever after? Can't tell that story anymore without somehow depicting an illegal act.

      Fact is, you can't teach your kids about a lot of unpleasant things without talking about it, and if you don't teach your kids about all these unpleasant things, they'll go out and learn all about it themselves. Is that the future you want for your kids? That they go out and learn all about prostitution, murder, drugs, bank robberies, rape, and so forth on their own? Send your kids out into the world ignorant. Go ahead. But don't ever tell them you love them, 'cause you'll be lying. The only way to protect your kids is to arm them with knowledge so that they can protect themselves. Once they leave your house, their lives aren't in your hands anymore. Think about that, seriously.

      When law is perfect, then you might have a case. When psychologists have learned all the secrets of the human mind, then you might be able to prove your point.

      In the meantime, if you don't like all the crap they show on tv, throw your fucking tv away. That's what I did. I don't mind all the murder-death-kills on tv. I mind all the stupid conditioning and the guilt-laden advertising.

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    8. Re:FCC should outlaw showing illegal stuff on TV. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? Got no balls?

      It's like that? Well, yes I have two intact balls. I'm sorry about yours. The reason why is that it's easier for a child to grasp concepts like "it's wrong to hurt people" than it is to understand why "Sex is for people older than you. One day you'll probably do it, but 7 is too young"

      It's how you have kids, and my kids love babies. :) My little girl already knows that she's going to grow boobs in a few years and that she can't get pregnant before then.

      I have no children of my own, I am helping my GF raise hers. Please keep your little harlot away from the boys. You've misinformed her, females are maturing reproductively faster than ever before. It is entirely possible that she COULD get pregnant before she has breasts. But if you don't understand that, why should she?

      LK

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  83. Re:Let me just say this... by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. We here in Europe can't for the love of god understand what's up with this..first a giant fuss about that ugly nipple and now this. It's just pathetic!

    Really?

    Please refresh my memory, in how many European countries can you get actual jail time for drawing Swastikas? What about selling Nazi artifacts on eBay? How many years does that get you?

    What about this?
    The Council of Europe has added provisions to its European Convention on Cybercrime that criminalize certain Internet content.
    Link.
    Link 2
    Need I go on?

    I just love it when you Euros try to display your superiority by criticizing the Yanks on the issue of free speech.

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  84. yeah... by c0dedude · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno about you guys, but this seems doubleplusgood to me!

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  85. Re:Long overdue FCC! by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a friend with a young son said to me that it wasn't the nipple that bothered him aqs a father, so much as the act of Timberlake ripping off Jackson's top.

    Yeah, I've heard that argument, and it's bullshit. If he'd ripped off her top to reveal a bikini or an undershirt, nobody would be bitching! Hell, if he'd pulled out a bullwhip and pretended to be beating her, there would have been much less controversy! (That last would have offended me but I generally find myself in a minority when it comes to the relative offensiveness of violence vs. sex and/or nudity.) On the other hand, if Janet had calmly and peacefully pulled off her own top to reveal her own nipple, the general public reaction would have been almost identical.

    The fact is that we had a firestorm of controversy because a nipple was exposed on live television. Oh the horror, oh the humanity. The supposed violence of the act (and frankly, it didn't look that violent to me) is a distraction being clutched at by those who want to be offended by the nipple but have barely enough intellectual integrity left to realize their position isn't very sound or defensible.

    My kids were weaned only a couple of years ago. I don't see any reason why the sight of a nipple on television should be dangerous or harmful to them. They've seen plenty of nipples in their lives, and will probably (hopefully) see plenty more before those lives are done.

  86. You're wrong! by Gorimek · · Score: 4, Funny

    The US has more freedom of speech than anywhere else in the world, ever. That's because the First Amendment to the Constitition guarantees it.

    The only exception is the things you're not allowed to say. But such a limitation is a small price to pay for unlimited freedom of speech!

  87. Umm, Jesus didn't write no Bible by gum2me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How could Jesus believe in the Bible if it were written 100 years after his death? ! gum2me?

  88. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by Fros1y · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the whole point is that Bono actually said "f'ing" (as in eff-ing) instead of saying "fucking" in an attempt to get past the FCC's hissyfits over the word fuck.

    Now, the FCC is saying that things like f'ing, s'ing, and calling someone a piece of s. will be actionable, if they are offensive.

  89. Re:Long overdue FCC! by GAVollink · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Barney _is_ offensive, agreed. Barney is given a specific half hour slot that is planned in advance. To plan for your children to not be exposed to Barney (on T.V.), you can do so quite easily.

    I'm all for in context swearing on television when they stipulate a disclaimer in advance. The worst thing is when a regular show comes on, and the context suddenly slips into profanity without warning.

    How cute is it when a 3-year-old says, "This is fucking great" - and repeats it because of the exciting reaction culled from both sides. Look at the polarity (and sheer number) of posts here. That three-year-old gets all of it from the teenager laughing, "that's cool!", to the old lady, "my WORD!".

    So what context does that child have for the proper use of words that create such polarity? I, as a parent, struggle with that.

    Further, in school (no choice here, all US children must go to school), the kids curse - to eachother. If your child thinks it is "just fine" to curse to a teacher, your child will be punished. Is this censorship, too? Yes, perhaps it is. It also teaches the lesson that there are appropriate times, places and situations where cursing is acceptable (which is true in school, business, the courtroom and government). So, until everything comes into perfect alignment and there is no inappropriate time and place, at least tell me before cursing to my kids.

    For the Superbowl, my kids did watch, and they never saw the nipple. If they did, they didn't see the nipple. Sure as hell though, they were grossly effected by it the next day. Because of the polarized REACTION to it. So now nudity is just a little more "cool", and a little more "accepted" - but sure as hell, I don't want my kids mooning the teacher, or a football stadium.

  90. Violating First Am. through Sloppy Definitions by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative
    Miller's article shows that the FCC doesn't have a clue what "profane" means, and Miller himself is a bit fuzzy though he's at least in the right ballpark.
    • "Profane" speech is using something sacred / religious for secular purposes. If the FCC tries to get into that business, it's jumping seriously into the "establishment of religion" parts of the First Amendment, and has entirely no business doing so, especially when its members have demonstrated their incompetence with the territory. Swearing on Bibles in court is profane - the Bible is there specifically because of its religious significance. Saying "Oh, my God!" when you're not talking to God is profane, and the FCC doesn't seem to mind that kind of language on TV. Saying "Fuck You!" might be profane if you're a part of some fertility-worshipping religion, or saying it to someone of that belief set, but in normal American cultural use it's not profane, just offensive. "Shit!" isn't profane; "Holy shit!" sort of is, because of the "holy" part.
    • "Blasphemy" is saying insulting things about something sacred or religious, particularly a God. Using religious terms profanely isn't usually blasphemy, but can be. Blasphemy used to be illegal in much of the US, in spite of obvious First Amendment problems; Delaware got rid of their hadn't-been-enforced-in-years blasphemy laws in a case back in ~1968 along with the punishment for it, which was the whipping post.
    • "Vulgar" speech is using language that the common people use instead of the more proper language that the aristocracy and other people Better Than You use. "Having intercourse" isn't vulgar; "getting laid" and "fucking" are. "Horseshit" is vulgar; "horse manure" isn't vulgar if you're talking about farming, but is moderately vulgar if you're using it to offensively dismiss someone's arguments because you weren't willing to make the mental effort to say "Errant nonsense" or "like, totally bogus!" instead.
    • "Offensive", if you're an Elitist, means anything that of course would offend any proper person, and anyone who's not offended by it is obviously not a proper person. "Offensive", if you're not an Elitist, is just something that offends you, or that's being used to offend someone else. "Fuck you!" is usually intended to be offensive; "Fucking brilliant" is a sufficiently flexible term that could be offensive or high praise or pleased surprise. The FCC is finds both of those terms offensive because they're Elitists who are offended by the choice of language, rather than because they care whether someone is offending someone else.
    • "Bad Taste" is a lower level of Elitist term, and we are talking about American television here, so 'nuff said cause they ain't going there.
    • "Expletive" is a grammatical term, as is "pejorative" - President Nixon's expletives got deleted when they were vulgar, which might reflect badly on his character, and left in when they weren't, and so did his pejoratives. (AFAIK, LBJ didn't tape his own office, but wasn't the kind of elitist who worried about people knowing about his use of much more colorful metaphors.) "[Expletive Deleted]! The FCC are a bunch of [participle deleted] [pejorative deleted]s who wouldn't [intensifier deleted] recognize the Constitution if it bit them on their [participle deleted] [noun deleted]s!"
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  91. Re:If it's not acceptable to say in the office -- by Ghostx13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People really need to get away from the notion that America is a democracy. We're not. We're a consitutional republic. The means that despite what the majority wants, the rule of LAW supercedes that want.

    This is one of the major problems in the US today. People think we're a democracy. True, we do run the country, more or less, democratically. However, the Constitution, it's amendments, and other works of Law are what rule this country. The executive branch enforces the law, the legislative branch makes new laws, and the judicial system rules whether these laws abide by the Constitution.

    Didn't you pay attention at ALL in school? Freedom of Speech isn't an "added bonus"! It's a right as guaranteed by the Bill of Rights. Pure and simple, no argument can be made against this. I mean come on it's right their in the name "Bill of Rights" not "Bill of Added Bonuses".

    Regulating speech is not only silly, but very dangerous. Can't you understand that rolling over and just taking something like this sets up a precident for takeing away our other guaranteed rights? You think freespeech is an added bonus. What if the FCC decideds that things on Slashdot are offensive. I know I get offended by alot of things on here. In fact, your comment offends me a pretty good bit. By your reasoning, if a majority of people get offended by your comment, you shouldn't be able to post it. Can you see how this is dangerous?

  92. At least the rich won't have to suffer by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as they are combining church and state, I'm sure they will bring back indulgences. For those not in the know it just means you can pray for your sins, or pay for your sins to be forgiven.

    It's a shame that it's the zealots that have the voice because they are so entertaining to watch. Most people I know are pretty tolerant, but it's kind of hard to be rabidly vocally tolerant so they get drowned out.

  93. Re:Fucking. Not Effing. by damiam · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is a work friendly site

    Unless your boss is a) ultraconservative and b) constantly looking over your shoulder, I don't see how a "fuck" in size-12 Times is gonna hurt you.

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