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People with real l337 speak names?
An anonymous reader writes "I'm considering naming my first-born child either Br4d or J4n37, depending on gender. My wife isn't too keen on the idea but there's plenty of time left to persuade her. Anyway, it had me wondering whether there are any people out there with real l337 speak given names (or even just a digit in their name). Do you know of any? Other than people saying your dad is a l4m3r, What are the possible pitfalls of having a digit in your name? Is it legal to have a digit in a name? Am I guaranteeing my child becomes a misfit? Am I the misfit?" Ask Jennifer 8. Lee.
Yeah, I'm going to name my first born son fr1st p50t!!11
Imagine having a commonly used pr0n word in your name.
John.
One problem would be taking standardized tests such as the SATs. There are no numbers in the section where you bubble in your name. Your child could lose the 400 points given for putting your name on the test...
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I can't help you on the new name, but to get the name you want make sure withhold the epidural until the little lady complies.
Skipping the episiotomy could be the next step, but let's hope your demands are met in good time.
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
I'm considering naming my first-born child either Br4d or J4n37, depending on gender. My wife isn't too keen on the idea but there's plenty of time left to persuade her... considering you haven't even met her yet. Now move out of your parent's basement and stop posting April Fool's jokes.
#!/usr/bin/english
all us boys got unusual names. Makes you tough.
Sue.
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
Well, we at least know of one bug in first version: bad naming conventions.
My parents named me sc0. They thought they were so cool with their UnixWare server. I'm in therapy now.
I am going to name my first child :-) . Because he/she will the happiest child in the world with a name like :-)
EyE 4m 51cK of 4pr11 f00lz 570ri3z. tihs 4r71(13 is TEH SUX!!111!!!
8u7 1n (453 17'5 r34l,
g0 4 17!!!!
OMG!!! r0x0r!!11!!! j00 0wnz!!
The perfect sig is a lot like silence, only louder
...stupid isn't illegal yet.
LilMikey.com... I'll stop doing it when you sto
but you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
> Br4d
> J4n37
Dr. Scott!
Rocky!
Wait a minute. Didn't I say that on the other side of the record? I'd better check
Anyone retarded enough to name their kid in l3375p34k lacks the genes that would make higher learning a possibility anyhow.
Trolling is a art,
|<L34rLy j00 |)0 |\|07 |_|nD3r574nD @d\/4||\|C3D l337 5p33k 17 1s m[]r3 t|-|3|\| j|_|57 d1g|7s, l0l!!!!!111@
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I have a grandson named Darren Andrew Terrence Anderson - initials D.A.T.A. - after the StarTrek android...
Does killing two genres with multiple names count?
Regards,
BubbaJonBoy
...who went to high school with these two people, brother and sister. The guy's name was Chip, the girl's name was Cookie.
The dog's name was Chocolate.
I shit thee not.
"People" using "unnecessary" quotes should be "shot".
Translation: I hate my child, and wish to see them get beaten regularly in school.
You don't have another child named Squee, do you?
--- Ban humanity.
coming dad! (@) *shudder*
An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
I went to college with an &erson and dated Christian Dick.
Is this the modern day version of a boy named sue?
Yes, I know it's April 1st.
Depending on when the kid watches the Matrix, all he's going to ever hear when he comes home is "Mr. Anderson, welcome back... we missed you."
"Why Subscribe?" Good question...
A friend of mine gave his son the middle name "Danger".
The theory was that his son would only have to say "Well, Danger is my middle name" once in his life to make it all worth while.
(Brad, if you are out there, give Mike a call)
So if the kid gets a bionic implant, will he then be Jon Cusack 2.1?
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"Hi! I'm 212.90.0.89! Want to come to 127.0.0.1 and h4 | R-0uND?" -or- "Honey, look at that! our kids are so alike! They have the same class C ip address! How sweet!
What? The guy who used to be prince is a guy?!
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
i'm going to head home tonight and concieve a child with my girlfriend, just so he or she can grow up and beat up your kid for having a dumb name.
april fool jokes aside...
if you want to give your child an unusual name, at least give him or her something s/he can abbreviate to something less unusual if s/he turns out to be more conservative than you, otherwise, s/he could have some problems, among other things, with finding a job, people assuming the name has typo or is a joke name (but I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!).
even some foreigners are starting to modify their names due to embarrassing phonetic correlation in English... like this Vietnamese person I know: real name "Phuoc". (side note: a friend of mine who is a native French speaker took her child to the Toronto zoo once, and she was teaching her to say the animal names in French. The people around her were evidently scandalized to see this mother teach her daughter to point at a seal and to say: "un phoque!")
That being said, I also know a guy named Richard Hertz, who everyone calls Dick. No joke.
I wouldnt be surprised if one day someone starts an agency to research names that have absolutely no bad connotations in any language.
It's spelled Ry4an but is pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.
'allo Ha (aloha)
So instead of Br4d he could be Brfourd or instead of J4n37 she could be Jfournthreeseven. That would bo 0s0 c00l. Teachers would be like WTF?!?!
Dissenter
"There is no knowledge that is not power."
So the first child with a cyber implant would be Jon Cusack 2.1.2??
Guess an abortion would be given Jon Cusack 2.1.RC1
Thank God, we were all on pins and needles waiting to see which way you would go on this.
It was a silent "3", I assume. Otherwise, just how do you pronounce that?
why use just numbers? Besides you know they are gonna need counciling anyway after that
make Linux, not Microsoft. sin(beast) = -0.809016994374947424102293417182819
... there's no way he'll get is ass kicked in school.
Seriously, are you retarded?
You are the misfit. And, with kids named "Brad" and "Janet", your family problems will be astronomical.
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make install -not war
One month, out of the blue, my long distance carrier began spelling my name "3cott" instead of "Scott." I phoned customer service to correct the change. Before I'd identified myself by name or explained my problem, the woman who'd answered the phone asked me for my account number. I told her, she tapped audibly on her computer keyboard, and after a pause she asked, "And am I speaking with Three-cott?" as if it were the most common name in the world.
Oh boy.
Another stupid April Fool's news item.
April 2nd cannot come soon enough.
Can't we just add a day to February and get rid of April 1?
-Michael
Threshold RPG
Years ago, I worked with a guy whose last name was Meth. When his wife became pregnant with a girl, I tried my best to convince him that their daughter should be named Crystal, but it didn't take. I don't think he ever got the joke, though.
Maybe she just had a boyfriend named Lee?
In the country town where I come from there is an electrician called Rod Tickle. ie Rod Tickle Electrical.
I have not lived there for about 10 years but was suprised when my mother sent me a newspaper clipping from the Births & deaths section of the local paper.
The have just had a beatiful baby girl and named her "Tess". I believe it is short for Tessa
Just for those who have already forgotten the first part of the story, there is a 3mth old baby girl called Tess Tickle.
Maybe they werent thinking??
Peacock is a pretty dodgy surname,
but what possessed the parents
to call their son Andrew?
Poor kid.
We all called him droopy .