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Gateway To Close All Retail Stores

John Lazzaro writes "Looks like Gateway is throwing in the towel and closing all of its remaining retail stores, according to a Reuters/Yahoo! report." The story notes: "Gateway's stores, which will be closed on April 9, have long been criticized by analysts and investors as an expensive drag on cash flow because of lease costs and the difficulty of managing inventories", and goes on to suggest: "...with [the acquisition of] eMachines, Gateway doesn't necessarily need the added distribution channel the stores gave the company. In addition to selling Gateway's wares over the phone and via the Internet, eMachines PCs are sold at major retailers such as Best Buy."

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  1. Who needs... by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs April Fools when you've got capitalism?

    Tee hee!

  2. Gateway is Dying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    First funny story all day, because it's true!

    1. Re:Gateway is Dying! by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      because it's true!

      Unfortantely, your subject line isn't. Gateway is shuttering the store chain because they don't need it anymore... eMachines has more than enough retail distribution.

    2. Re:Gateway is Dying! by macmaniac · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If Gateway's local store is any indicator, they were having a little trouble getting people into the stores. They had a store on a very busy street, in a busy plaza, yet never had more than a few people in the store at any point in time except their opening a fe years ago.

      Couldn't have helped their sales when they briefly partnered with OfficeMax stores, one of which is across the street from the Gateway Country store.

      LostCluster is correct, though, eMachines has a much larger retail distribution chain set up that Gateway can take advantage of now that it has acquired it....

    3. Re:Gateway is Dying! by JawFunk · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go so far as to say they're dying. Rather, it is a change in business strategy, or sales for that matter. Dell has been incredibly successfule just selling computers over the internet andvia phone, without opening little blue shops in our neighborhoods. I think this is a smart move for Gateway. Leave the open-house-gadget-testing to Circuit City and Best Buy.

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  3. The reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They need the resources to open stores in India. All the people they're paying to do tech support need somewhere to buy computers.

    1. Re:The reason why by cmeans · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ah, but who do they call for tech. support?

      Is there a 4th world "country" that they can source tech. support to?

    2. Re:The reason why by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

      Bonus points!

    3. Re:The reason why by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Haha. Well, they won't have any computers if they lose that court battle to HP...

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    4. Re:The reason why by civad · · Score: 1

      Ah, but who do they call for tech. support?
      Is there a 4th world "country" that they can source tech. support to?
      That was totally uncalled for. And stop living in the past. There is no way India can be called Third World, and a large number of Indian companies call US for tech support. That makes the US a fourth world country then?? --Shamelessly proud Indian

    5. Re:The reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      North Dakota.

    6. Re:The reason why by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Maoist 'Three Worlds Theory' designations. Mao considered the United States and the USSR to be the 'two superpowers' of the First World, the other modernized countries to be the second world, and the underdeveloped countries to be the third world.

      The Maoist interpretation was flawed, though, in that it placed China in the third world, in fact as a 'vanguard' of the third world. And it was based on the 'theory of the Restoration of Capitalism' which identified the USSR as a 'State Capitalist' economy. A neo-Stalinist trick of the Maoists to claim that everything went to hell in the USSR after Stalin (a leader in the 'great helmsman series'- collect them all!) died.

      Ain't cold war political history fascinating?

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    7. Re:The reason why by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Maoist 'Three Worlds Theory' designations. Mao considered the United States and the USSR to be the 'two superpowers' of the First World, the other modernized countries to be the second world, and the underdeveloped countries to be the third world.

      I learned the US and Europe were first world, the (former) Soviet Union was second, and Africa and Asia 3rd.
      Dunno where the Aussies and Kiwis fit in, now that I think about it. :)

    8. Re:The reason why by robbot · · Score: 1

      When a quarter of the population is too poor to feed themselves, I still think you're third world. 60% literacy isn't great either.

    9. Re:The reason why by rtconner · · Score: 1

      i work gateway tech support. i have to say though, i work on a compaq and have never actually used any of the computers i support/troubleshoot.

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    10. Re:The reason why by d99-sbr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm all in favor of the DVD Consortium, who divides the world not into different worlds, but into six regions.

    11. Re:The reason why by master_p · · Score: 1

      Nope. It's because Gateway bought the Amiga a few years back.

      Every company that has bought the Amiga has died!

    12. Re:The reason why by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And stop living in the past. There is no way India can be called Third World,

      India is still a third world country. beggars line the street, people are still massively poor (outside of those with tech jobs), the infrastructure sucks, and tourists are routinely kidnapped. What, did you think that all of India was suddenly like San Diego?

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    13. Re:The reason why by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Not to mention massive child labor/slavery in their textile industry.

      Jaysyn

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    14. Re:The reason why by civad · · Score: 1

      India is still a third world country. beggars line the street, people are still massively poor (outside of those with tech jobs), the infrastructure sucks, and tourists are routinely kidnapped. What, did you think that all of India was suddenly like San Diego? Have you been another victim of the biased WASP media, too? Do you know that the media in the West still ikes to project India the way it was in 1947? (when the Brits thought they had too much of looting and raping of that nation?) I agree that we have a long way to go. But bear in mind that
      "beggars on streets" exist in the US, too. "tourists are routinely kidnapped"-->tourists are routinely harassed, looked upon with suspicion, and taken for a ride in the US, and Europe, too.
      "infrastructure sucks" Its in no better/ worse shape than that in the US.
      The obvious question is: "do I have a way to back up my claims?"
      Well... look outside on the streets, my friend: you will find it all.

  4. Teh funny by LocoSpitz · · Score: 3, Funny

    April Fools! Ha ha ha! ...eliminate about 2,500 retail jobs...

    Oh.

    1. Re:Teh funny by Bobulusman · · Score: 1

      Their main setup is in Sioux City, Iowa, where I grew up. They employ about half the town, or did at least. For the last year or so, they've been periodically firing large groups of people. In fact, last month they announced they are consolidating something like 5 buildings worth of people into one building and selling/leasing/whatever the other 4.

      So it doesn't come as a surprise that this is happening. I'm rooting for them, but their reputation for low-quality is working against them.

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    2. Re:Teh funny by Mixel · · Score: 1

      So many random stories... I dont know what to believe any more :( Not that I knew before...

  5. Re:Yeah. by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative
    Anyone else tired of this yet?

    RTFpress release. This story's legit.

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  6. Why stores? by Scorillo47 · · Score: 1

    EMachines never had any stores and did pretty well... I guess this is why they are merging with Gateway.

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    1. Re:Why stores? by bgleason · · Score: 2, Informative

      EMachines sells set configurations to retail outlets. Gateway makes machines "custom to order" Even when buying at the physical store you frequently have your PC shipped from the factory.

      Micron tried to combine these markets by selling made to order machines at Best Buy but it didn't really catch on.

      Maybe with this merger a there will be a Gateway retail brand too. It could be a more expensive alternative to the EMachine base system.

    2. Re:Why stores? by TheJavaGuy · · Score: 1, Informative
      Dell has no stores either and they are doing very well. Recently, it was noted in the news that Dell was way above its 60 billion dolloar revenue estimates.

      Maybe this will help Gateway get back in the mainstream.

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    3. Re:Why stores? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Dell is dabbling with several retail kiosks.

      You can try products and place orders. They may have some full size stores somwhere too.

    4. Re:Why stores? by jsupreston · · Score: 1

      I never really understood how they thought they could make a profit with a store. GW sold the machines at the store for the same price as the web. The only advantage I saw with a store was actually seeing the equipment before buying. We had one for several years here in my town (closed last year), and I went in there 4 times. One to check out a laptop for my wife (which she used one month and then we sold it), to drop off a laptop for repair for a client, to pick up said laptop and to see if they had a Linksys router in stock (no one else in town had one that day). The GW store was never popular hear, even with a great location.

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  7. Moo by TheJavaGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back to the barn. Moo

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  8. Now I have to wonder by CrkHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    If their decision to fire me last month had anything to do with this...

    1. Re:Now I have to wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      If their decision to fire me last month had anything to do with this...
      Nah. You were laid off because your boss saw you posting to Slashdot as "CrkHead."
    2. Re:Now I have to wonder by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1

      Boss: Hey! That's my nickname!

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  9. Don't worry retailers, we're getting out... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Gateway Store was mainly a "showroom" environment because Gateway's main product is a made-to-order PC. Gateway could never get into a Best Buy or Circuit City environment because they didn't want to cheapen their customizable image by providing computers that would sit on shelves. Meanwhile, eMachines is the sit-on-the-shelf cheap PC that you can find at Best Buy and Circuit City along with discount environments such as Wal-Mart.

    Shutting down the stores is more or less a nod to the retail chains that they can have eMachines all to themselves, and there's no danger of having to compete with eMachines coming out of a Gateway Country store. Even if those eMachines PCs had a "Gateway" sticker on them, it'd still be just as bad to the retailers... they don't like suppliers who are trying to undercut them by operating their own retail stores.

    This is one of the forces that limits Apple's distribution. Apple choses to sell mostly directly and therefore they aren't making much of a push to get themselves into major retail chains... Since Wal-Mart can't undercut Apple's prices, Wal-Mart's not particularly interested in having Apple.

    So, there's a nice firm wall going up at Gateway. Made-to-order PCs will be ordered by phone or Internet and be stamped Gateway, mass-made machines will be in retail stores and called eMachines. Everybody should be happy...

    1. Re:Don't worry retailers, we're getting out... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      The Air Force used to buy Gateways, now we buy Microns.

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    2. Re:Don't worry retailers, we're getting out... by dWhisper · · Score: 1

      Actually, Gateway hasn't done a true made to order system in some time. They use a pre-built SKU system of computers with commmon loadouts and changes. This has been around for a good 8-10 months now.

      Gateway has been selling their PCs through retail channels for some time, such as Costco, Sam's Club, OfficeMax, etc. This move has a lot more to do with worries of Best Buy selling a competitors product. Gateway is trying to positiion themselves in a way to get their Consumer Electronics products right alongside their eMachines products, in said Best Buy.

    3. Re:Don't worry retailers, we're getting out... by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Apple tried for a big push into CompUSA and Best Buy, and they found that most salespeople preferred to sell PCs because it was easier for them. In addition, all the Macs (and PCs, for that matter) in those stores became horribly thrashed very quickly.

      They did retail because nobody else does retail well, and Steve Jobs sensed an opportunity.

      He was right, of course, but I think the love felt by the Apple customer base for their highly-differentiated product is the primary reason the stores are successful.

      D

    4. Re:Don't worry retailers, we're getting out... by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Damn right emachines is cheap
      Last week my uncle bought a 2 ghz AMD, cd-r, dvd-rom, and 40gig harddrive and 17" monitor emachine for 350$ after rebates.
      It was too damn good to pass up.

    5. Re:Don't worry retailers, we're getting out... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Damn right emachines is cheap
      Last week my uncle bought a 2 ghz AMD, cd-r, dvd-rom, and 40gig harddrive and 17" monitor emachine for 350$ after rebates.
      It was too damn good to pass up.


      There's something that can be said about mass production. You just can't get those parts for $350 if you are buying them one at a time.

      Of course, what you give up is flexabilty. You're not going to have an easy time wedging the latest and greatest gigabit networking card and coolest sound card into it. However, if 100mpbs is fast enough for ya, and two speakers is all that you're ever going to have on the desk... then that machine's perfect.

  10. Confirmed: Not an April Fools Joke by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Informative
    Or if it is, it's also mentioned on their web page.

    Although Apple seems to be doing quite well in retail, Gateway was losing money hand-over fist. (Gee, think that could have anything to do with quality?)

    My prediction: Either they merge with another company or they'll be out of business within two years.

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    1. Re:Confirmed: Not an April Fools Joke by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Although Apple seems to be doing quite well in retail, Gateway was losing money hand-over fist. (Gee, think that could have anything to do with quality?)

      Nah, more to do with uniqueness. You've got to go through Apple to get a Macintosh that runs OSX... but anybody can make sell you a PC running Windows. Apple therefore can keep tighter control over their retail prices, while an undercut from a competitor can force a PC maker to lower prices.

    2. Re:Confirmed: Not an April Fools Joke by boisepunk · · Score: 1

      When Apple first announced they would open stores nationwide, people pointed to the then already declining Gateway Country Store profitability and said "Jobs, what are you thinking?"

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  11. It's worked for Dell by thoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dell doesn't have any retail outlets, or even sell computers in the usual chains, so Gateway isn't necessarily doomed...

    but I don't think Gateway's build-to-order system is as well running as Dell's.

    1. Re:It's worked for Dell by 0racle · · Score: 1
      ...as well running as Dell's
      Can we please stop it with the stupid April fools jokes.
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    2. Re:It's worked for Dell by DeepRedux · · Score: 1

      Dell has started opening Dell Direct Stores in malls. These are more of a kiosk than a full-sized store. Like Gateway's stores these are order-to-build stores, not take it home stores like Best Buy.

    3. Re:It's worked for Dell by bgleason · · Score: 1

      I don't really think the corporate IT market buys stuff in a store. I can't imagine driving to my office with a few hundred PCs in my car. Plus business users don't really care what it looks like or need to try it before we buy it. We know what it is.

      Anyway the Dell stores are in the home section of the site. It also mentions shipping to your home and with a location like: "on the first floor between Abercrombie and the Limited." I don't think its meant for business.

    4. Re:It's worked for Dell by retto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dell has a number of mall kiosks, at least around here in Ohio. They have more a seasonal focus tho. If you want to order anything, you use the PC on display to go to the website. One or two people sit there and answer the typical first PC buyer questions.

      You can't really compare Dell to Gateway. Dell has a very different image, expecially in the business market. Gateway made a big push into the small business market, but much isn't heard about that anymore. If you don't have that big cash cow of business desktops and mid-range servers, don't have a great rep in the high-margin digital media and gamer marked, and can't bundle lots of services and financing, there aren't a lot of places left to carve out a niche without having to carve it out of a competitor. I think Emachines will become the new brand image, in stores like Best Buy and CompUSA, going after the lower end market under HP and Sony.

      You have to wonder what is going to happen to the Gateway plasma TVs. That was really the only reason to go to a Gateway store (they have no real brand image or must-have products like Apple, or the fans either). If they could get those in stores and use it as leverage in package with a gateway based DVR system, they may get some where.

    5. Re:It's worked for Dell by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gateway made a big push into the small business market, but much isn't heard about that anymore. If you don't have that big cash cow of business desktops and mid-range servers

      There's a joke in here somewhere...

  12. not suprising if you'd ever been in one by brentlaminack · · Score: 4, Informative
    I've been in gateway stores a time or two. They were almost completely useless. If you wanted a price on particular configuration, the sales droids directed you to an internet-connected machine where you could go to the gateway web site and get a price quote. Duh... I could have done that from home.

    When I asked them about Linux, or a machine without an O/S, I was told "Microsoft won't let us do that." Double Duh.

    In short, it was about the most useless showroom experience I've had in a long time. Gateway will lose nothing by shutting these turkeys (cows?) down.

    1. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by corngrower · · Score: 1
      You're right. They may have had better luck establishing sales offices and marketing their machines to businesses.


      I've been waiting for them to get bought up. Originally thought that HP may have bought them, but the merger of HP & Compaq proved me wrong.

    2. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 1

      This is true. The local one I was in was all but baren, too. The non-technical I talk to, however, seem to feel comforted by having a local store like that. I suppose it gives the impression of customer service that you get when buying from the local car dealer, as opposed to a used car ad in the newspaper (which I would equate to buying from CompUSA, or whatever). Couldn't have helped too much, though, eh?

    3. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by joeljkp · · Score: 3, Informative

      They served a couple main purposes, both very useful to those so inclined:

      1. local repairs - take your pc needing a repair or an upgrade to your local Gateway Country; better than juggling DHL packages from Dell

      2. try before you buy - when I was shopping for laptops, I checked out my local Gateway Country to try them out. In this case, I decided on a Dell, but the experience sure helped.

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    4. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by runfaster · · Score: 1

      You have to know that they're not going to know anything about Linux/be able to help you. Never a cluebat when you need one in a major retail computer store. That said, I think now I'll always ask about Linux, even when I know they don't know anything, just to put even the tiniest bit of pressure on them to offer such things (what such things would be, take your pick. No Windoze installed on a certain model, etc.). I figure, if enough people keep asking, maybe they'll change something. Of course, will a salesperson report to their manager, "Hey, this guy was in here asking about Linucks, are we gonna get that?" Probably not. But from now on, I'm asking. Maybe.

    5. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by MouseR · · Score: 1

      I'm too lazy to provide links but they're readilly available through simple googling around Mac related news sites, like MacSurfer.com.

      Anyhow, there's some litigation that's brought up by some Apple resellers as to how Apple handles it's accounting regarding it's own Apple stores.

      It would seem that Apple basically hands Apple software to their AppleStore for the mere cost of shipping so that the stores can boost it's revenu figures by racking all the profits under it's balance sheet.

      Not like a big scandal (it's the same back account anyhow), but this might prove that although then entire operation is successful, once the big Apple factored out, suggests that the stores themselves might not do that good on their own.

    6. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Yes, the sales folks there are totally worthless. I wanted to try out the web-tablets to see if they might be useful for our clinicians at work. I didn't know anything about them when I went in, but ended up teaching the staff there how to use them since they let me bring in a CD with our in-house application to try out. They didn't know what the features were or how to use them until I showed them. Not exactly the folks you want giving you advice on what machine to buy... The staff was worthless, but you really do need a chance to see some items hands-on. They better follow Dell's lead and open theose little kiosks in the malls where you can get a chance to play with the hardware before you go online to buy.

    7. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by naelurec · · Score: 1

      #1 -- Local repairs -- blech. I took in a business class machine needing a motherboard replacement. They sat on it for 15 days before I could get the machine back. No offer to provide a substitute machine until the replacement was made.

      I've had issues with Dells, IBMs, HPs, etc on business class machines. I call them up, next morning, early AM I receive the part, I am able to swap it out onsite and get the computer back up adn running within 24 hours.

      Perhaps if Gateway didn't have their stores, they might have opted to provide that same level of service but unfortunately, they didn't and as a result, has lost out on even mention when my company rolls out new machines this summer.

      #2 -- trying before you buy is nice, but quite frankly, there isn't enough difference in my opinion when compared to compaqs, hps, emachines, etc that i can test out, side by side from a retailer. Doesn't motivate me to go to their store to check out their systems.

      End result? You, and I, still opted for someone elses systems. Gateway really needs to carve out a niche and stick with it.

    8. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by Avihson · · Score: 1

      In the dotcom days, We bought 50 desktops and two servers from them preloaded with Redhat. One of the servers had a bad load, and when we called tech support we were told that Gateway does not support third party software!

      Since Gateway is not in the the software business, I took it to mean that they were a subsidiary of Microsoft. It took numerous calls to our "account executive" and threats of legal action to get it straight.

    9. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      Also, free internet access.

      Well, atleast 2 years ago, there was a gateway store nearby where I was and I needed a yahoo map. Pull into the parking lot, whip out my laptop, and i'm set!

      aah good times. I hope gateway will atleast keep those APs on after theyre gone.

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    10. Re:not suprising if you'd ever been in one by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I've been in gateway stores a time or two. They were almost completely useless. If you wanted a price on particular configuration, the sales droids directed you to an internet-connected machine where you could go to the gateway web site and get a price quote. Duh... I could have done that from home.

      That's more or less the same experience that I've had with them. When I asked a guy for some information about a particular digital camcorder they had, he went over to a computer, and came back about 5 minutes later with a print out from the website. And when I asked him a question whose answer wasn't on that piece of paper... he didn't know.

      I think their biggest advantage was that a lot of people who might have considered Dell eventually decided upon Gateway simply because of their retail store presence. Since they didn't have a presence in the big low cost retail stores, they were perceived as being better in some way, and perhaps equal to Dell. But with the added comfort of being able to check out demo systems and have a local outlet to take your computer to for repairs. And I think that last one is a biggie. Most people don't feel comfortable enough with their computer to sit on the phone with Dell support and listen to some Indian guy with a barely understandable accent tell you that he wants you to unseat all of your cards and then tell him what the diagnostic lights show. Most people would rather just take their computer back to where they bought it and let them fix it. ...And now Gateway will lose that advantage.

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  13. why, for the love of GOD by RLiegh · · Score: 1, Insightful

    couldn't this have been posted tomorrow?

    -a disgruntled gateway customer

  14. Re:Yeah. by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed, otherwise such stories - if false - might negetively affect Gateway's stock. Yahoo might be in for some A/F humour, but wouldn't chance a story of this type because of the possible legal repercussions.

  15. Its about time by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What exactly could those stores accomplish that could not be done with a kiosk in a shopping mall (kind of like their biggest competitor)? Like the article said, they were simply a money drain and keeping inventory in the store kind of defeats the purpose of the build to order model. Now if only Dell would get out of the super-saturated consumer electronics market and we just might see Dell and Gateway going back to competing to build the best computers (wishful thinking, I know).

    1. Re:Its about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I actually work, well did work in a local store and while there were a lot of stores that werent profitable. Ours were extremely profitable and people liked the fact that they could bring their machine into a local service center. Profits greatly increased when they had more inventory and standard configurations.

  16. What's wrong with AOL? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their litigation has helped fight spam. Good Thing.

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  17. Re:Gateway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    no, just the droppings.

  18. Not to be confused with... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    ...the Gateway chain of supermarkets in the UK (i.e. that sell food n stuff, not computers).

    Oh, you weren't.

    1. Re:Not to be confused with... by Organized+Konfusion · · Score: 1

      I have never heard of them. I believe you are a april fools troll.

    2. Re:Not to be confused with... by slaker · · Score: 1

      I'm not commenting on your comment, but man, there is no way in hell Opera is faster for Porn browsing than Firebird with Linky and Magpie (now with bukstr and URL sanitizing support!).
      Current versions of Opera still require me to click on individual links. What kind of bullshit is that?

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  19. Imagine getting your pink slip today. by eclectro · · Score: 1

    HA HA HA HA Your fired!!! April Fools! NOT!!!!!

    Here is the press release

    This also proves that Slashdot is no longer a joke.

    Oh....wait....

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    1. Re:Imagine getting your pink slip today. by LostCluster · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      April 1's a great day to release bad news... some people will dismiss almost any story as a joke today.

  20. Understandable, but.... by EngMedic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is understandable, i suppose, as you can keep more profit without the overhead associated with brick n' mortar stores, but still, the stores had a use.
    I remember trying to help my dad buy his next computer, and it really helped for me to be able to take him to the store and for him to physically see the computer he was going to buy. While large computer outfits can do this too, it was better, conceptually, for him to go to a store that only had one brand of computer, and they weren't all in the back next to shelves of accessories and idiot salesmen (like at CompUSA or Fry's.)
    Especially for the over 45 crowd, adoption of internet-based sales can be a little discomforting. While i haven't a problem with it, Gateway's target audience just might.

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    1. Re:Understandable, but.... by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially for the over 45 crowd, adoption of internet-based sales can be a little discomforting

      Hey there, sonny.

      I was typing a clever response to this when Clippy popped-up and said: "The fingers you are typing with are too old. Please rap the keyboard with the handle of your cane and I'll try to provide you with helpful information."

      Suddenly uncertain, frightened and nervous, I do so. What do I get? A bunch of weblinks for Depends, hearing aids, Viagra, and some kind of loud, annoying automotive accessory that warns me if I've left my turn signal on.

    2. Re:Understandable, but.... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Especially for the over 45 crowd, adoption of internet-based sales can be a little discomforting. While i haven't a problem with it, Gateway's target audience just might.

      People in all classes of life and all age categories are getting pretty good with online purchases. If you don't believe me, scan through eBay sometimes. It's not just Pez dispensers anymore.

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  21. Gateway can be tax free again by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I imagine that part of the choice to close retail shops is the simple fact that you have to pay tax in states that you have a retail presence in. On a $400 pc, this could be easily $40.00 in taxes even if you mail order it. If you buy it local, that's great, but if you buy it via mail order, you get stuck with shipping and tax. This can really add up for those who buy their more premium solutions via mail order.

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    1. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      This can really add up for those who buy their more premium solutions via mail order.

      However, this doesn't make their business offerings any more attractive, since every state that has a sales tax also has a use tax. The Fifth Amendment makes it awfully hard to extract use tax from an individual, but businesses enjoy no such protection...

    2. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      but NOBODY PAYS the use Tax

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    3. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Ask about that to the people who authorize your purchases at work... any business that has to show its books to the state (that's nearly all of them) has to pay use tax.

    4. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      yea and Buisnesses are going to be buying Gateway/eMachines computers? maybe eMachines for the $399 unit being the cheapest out there as a basic office computer but probably not.

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    5. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Except that Gateway has its headquarters in California, where sales taxes are pretty high. I never quite figured out why they moved here from South Dakota, where taxes are lower and it generally costs less to operate. I guess they were just tired of the cold.

    6. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by jht · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The California offices are a legacy of their last major acquisition before eMachines - ALR. Gateway bought ALR back around the mid-90's in order to kickstart themselves into the server market. I think someone decided that they'd be more of an industry "player" if they were in California, where all the action supposedly was. That and I think Ted Waitt was sick of shovelling snow.

      What's kind of interesting is that at one time, Gateway and Dell (back around when Dell was still called PCs Limited) were roughly equal competitors, selling virtually all their computers through ads in computer magazines and 800 numbers. Gateway futzed around, buying companies, opening retail stores, and being relatively late to the Internet. Meanwhile, Dell focused on squeezing every nickel out of the supply chain, minimizing inventory, and embracing the Internet early as a sales tool.

      (Ironic note - Dell built their original e-commerce site using Apple's WebObjects)

      As a result, Dell is now the biggest PC maker on the planet, and Gateway is, well, Gateway. They are the perennially beleaguered PC company that most people accuse Apple of being.

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    7. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by corngrower · · Score: 1
      Yes. The company's troubles seemed to start about the time they moved their hq to San Diego.

      I think I remember the reasons they gave for it were that they were having problems getting enough talented people in Sioux City, and that they needed to be closer to where some of their supplier's offices.

      From the looks of things, they didn't find the talent they needed in CA. (Or maybe they just weren't about to pay the CA salaries required to get the best talent.)

      Like you say the costs of operating from sioux city likely were much lower than they were when operating from CA. They would have had to pay people about twice as much in CA as compared to SD for the same jobs.

    8. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by fm6 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That's the big Catch-22 of high tech. Logisitcally, you can put a software company or a computer factory anywhere you can find basic infrastructure: electricity, telecom, roads, etc. So why does everybody work where its expensive? Because that's where the talented labor is. Why is the talented labor concentrated in just a few expensive places? Because that's where the jobs are.

      I'm not a big fan of California: too many people, too much pollution, too much traffic, costs too much to live. If I could, I'd move in a heartbeat. Not the absolute boonies, but one of those middling places where there's enough people to have a decent cultural life. Hundreds of places like that in the U.S., but none of them need the kind of talent I have.

    9. Re:Gateway can be tax free again by imadork · · Score: 1
      However, this doesn't make their business offerings any more attractive, since every state that has a sales tax also has a use tax. The Fifth Amendment makes it awfully hard to extract use tax from an individual, but businesses enjoy no such protection...

      (off-topic rant)

      This is changing, slowly but surely. The great State of New York added a new "feature" to it's income tax forms this year -- a convenient line to declare how much you owe in use tax. If you've forgotten how much you owe, they include a convenient chart to "estimate" your use tax based on your income. And, according to them, the use tax isn't just owed on items that you bought tax-free: if you paid a sales tax on the item which happens to be lower than your local sales tax, you're supposed to pony up the difference. (No word yet whether any of this use-tax extortion money will be going to the county governments, who usually get over half of the sales tax receipts here.)

      A friend who is an accountant and has done use tax stuff for business told me that the likelihood of you being "audited" for your personal use tax declaration is close to 0% (probably becasue of the fifth amendment, as you say)-- unless they happen to audit amazon or some other large retailer looking for use tax information on businesses, and happen to find your purchase, and deem it worthy of investigation. Yeah, it's not very likely, but wouldn't you rather pay the protection money than risk having your proverbial kneecaps broken in an audit?

      To make a long story short, the "free ride" won't last for too much longer. There will either be a national sales tax on internet purchases, or state governments will force retailers to collect tax for all the states that have a sales tax. There's simply too much money changing hands, and the Government wants a cut of it all. If you don't like it, write to your state representative and tell them how you feel!

      (/off-topic rant)

  22. Dell Has stores too by bgleason · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dell has stores in about ten states.

    No idea if they're profitable though.

    http://www1.us.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic. as px/kiosk?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs

  23. This is sad by Omega1045 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a client who would not switch to Dell or anyone else becuase there was a Gateway store near his house. I have HATED Gateway for years because of several bad experiences with them. Even after relating these to him, he would not switch his company to Dell because of that store. Well, I guess he just lost his reason.

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    1. Re:This is sad by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 5, Informative

      I hear ya on the bad experiences w/ Gateway. Back around early 1995, I ran the computer systems for a college book store. We bought a Gateway 386 to run Office and a VBA based app that I wrote for the managers to input the register tapes into, which would do all the department breakdowns, and associated work, and fax a report to headquarters.

      Problem was, this machine couldn't run Windows 3.1 in 386 Enhanced mode. I had had a similar problem with a computer that I owned, and knew that this had to do with a faulty keyboard controller or circuits associated with it. Address Line 20 on the keyboard controller was actually used to switch between Protected and Enhanced mode on the 386. I related this information to Gateway tech support, and recieved incredulous reactions, assurances that such a thing was impossible, and no help whatsoever.

      Shortly after the warrenty ran out, Gateway admitted that there was a fault in the keyboard controller that was causing our problem. They refused to make good, even though I had given them the answer months before, and insisted on charging for the motherboard swap. My boss at the time was not particularly clueful about these things, and declined to press the matter.

      I, being a student at the time had to console myself with informing the manager of Gateway Customer service that "as long as I live, Gateway will never see another fucking cent from any person or company who comes to me for advice on computers. Enjoy that $200 fee, because it's going to cost you tens of thousands of dollars in lost sales" (and has).

      Some grudges are worth holding ;)

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    2. Re:This is sad by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Last place I worked one of the staff went off on his own and bought a Gateway laptop without giving me the opportunity to tell him not to. We could never get it talking to the only database he NEEDed for his department, so he got the company's shittiest spare laptop to use for database access.

    3. Re:This is sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You bought a 386 in 1995?

    4. Re:This is sad by aduzik · · Score: 1
      I'm from Sioux City, IA, right across the Missouri River from North Sioux City, SD, where Gateway got their start. My family always bought Gateways to "support local business" -- even long after they went international. We had nothing but trouble with them. And, you were supposed to take them to the Gateway store for service -- the only reason there even was one in Sioux City was because they had their big manufacturing plant there and could dump the "refurbished" ones there.

      Anyway, they made all sorts of noise about not wanting to support custom-ordered machines from the factory -- you know, all of about 100 yards away. They refused many times to fix their broken crappy computers. That whole area of the state became dependent on Gateway as a business presence, and it's because of boneheaded policies like that -- as well as an inferior product -- that they are going out of business and driving my hometown into the ground.

      As much as I loathe them, I can't wish for them to go entierely out of business. But, every good thing in that town has all but disappeared as Gateway has vanished from Sioux City. Talk about sad!

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    5. Re:This is sad by Omega1045 · · Score: 1
      I lived in South Dakota for a number of years, which is how I got my dis-taste for Gateway. Any number of businesses there will buy Gateways to support the local economy. From about 1997 - 2000, I saw some real crap pour out of that Gateway factory. And their support was very horrible in those days, especially when trying to get them to fix their own mistakes.

      I don't usually hold a grudge for so long, but Gateway screwed up so bad some many times, that I would be a fool to every recommend them again to anyone (at least not to anyone I like). I know a number of current and former coworkers that are walking "Gateway sux" billboards.

      I have heard both good and bad stories about Dell. I live in Austin now, so I recommend these. But what I usually say to a friend or businessman when they are getting ready to buy a new computer is, "If you know of a good local computer shop that you trust, buy from them. If not, by from HP or Dell. Whatever you do, do NOT buy from Gateway."

      I certainly don't want Gateway to go out of business, as I have a friend or two that still works for them and a lot of people count on them for jobs. But they will never get a cent out of me again.

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    6. Re:This is sad by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1
      Did you try running
      win -3
      I had a 386 with only 2 MB of RAM and I'd occasionally have to go into enhanced mode to run some win32s-based app. Windows would go into standard mode by default if you had 4 MB RAM, so I had to force it into enhanced with -3.
    7. Re:This is sad by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      I actually think that during that time it was the error message that trying to force 386 mode threw that clued me in. I remember only a bit, it was almost 10 years ago.

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    8. Re:This is sad by G'Oldone · · Score: 1

      Right on! This IS sad. A kid running a book store's computer systems...who didn't know how to select hardware in '95

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  24. where am i gonna check my email on the road? by victorvodka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seriously, I used to check my email at Gateway stores all the time. Now it's going to be hard to find a place. Try checking your email at a Radio Shack to see what I mean. They freak the moment you navigate off the Radio Shack website, screaming that they "hear about it" from the main office whenever this happens.

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    1. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      They freak the moment you navigate off the Radio Shack website, screaming that they "hear about it" from the main office whenever this happens.

      You'd think that if they know how to log it, they'd also know how to block it...

    2. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by victorvodka · · Score: 1

      No, we're talking about Radio Shack here. I love their jumbo-bright LEDs though - especially in the new "please shoplift me" roll out trays.

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    3. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the roll-out trays are designed so that you can't find anything without the assistance of a salesperson... open any drawer and a salesperson is supposed to immediately ask if you need help, since more likely than not you've opened the one that doesn't contain what you're looking for.

    4. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Apple retail stores. Plush locations, great computers, and salespeople who stay out of your way if you're using the systems to surf the web or read mail. Everything is always in absolutely immaculate shape, too.

      They really want you to try their machines.

      Pretty cool, eh?

      D

    5. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Informative


      Try an Apple Store. Not nearly as many as Gateway has (had), but you can spend as long as you like on their computers, and use the internet pretty much without restriction. List. You don't even have to like Macs--the whole idea is that the experience will move someone "on the fence" to purchasing one for themselves, eventually.

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    6. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by ronchie02 · · Score: 1

      Local libraries might have the internet :)

    7. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      try navigating to goat.cx and walking out immediatly afterwards It would make the clerk's head explode.

      Tip: wear a ski mask and have a plate-less car waiting nearby for you.

      -Grump

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    8. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by (C)0N0(R) · · Score: 1

      Radio Shacks near me (NJ) have peg hooks with locks for some of the pricier items. I usually just grab my handy cable shears and cut the packaging so that I can read the back of these items.

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    9. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      I was actually referring to the Apple stores in the context of a great place to check your email :-).

      I think my argument stands, for that reason in any event.

      Apple customers love Apple stores. (I know because I'm one of them, and because I always see them full of people). I don't see that changing, and so I see the chain continuing to grow. It definitely fulfulls a need.

      D

    10. Re:where am i gonna check my email on the road? by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I used to check my email at Gateway stores all the time. Now it's going to be hard to find a place. Try checking your email at a Radio Shack to see what I mean.

      Try a local Adelphia or Comcast or whatever office. They usually have a net connected PC showcasing their cable internet product, and don't get bitchy when you "try it out."

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  25. Re:Wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This post modded interesting because...you didn't know something?

  26. Ouch. by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Finding out on April Fool's day that you've lost your job is not fun. But, when you think about it, there aren't any times that are any better. At least when the jobs are actually gone will be start of the summer, which is in many ways a good time to move.

    The closing isn't surprising at all. To sell at a store like this, you need to have a more attractive product. Gateway had the Profile, which was not a good product. It saved space, but it performed poorly, and was not designed to be easily maintained. It was similar to the iPaq in these respects, and neither succeeded. They failed to attract certain market segments that made the iMac popular, namely education.

    Besides that, all they had were a bunch of run-of-the mill computers. Their company really did not have much vision. And when they made an interesting move (acquiring Amiga or saying that DRM is bad), they didn't follow through with it.

    The future of Gateway looks pretty bleak. I think in this move they are probably looking to be acquired. They have never really got it. Trying to show vision, and then turning their back on that vision. Poor service, trying to undersell, not finding a customer base.

    1. Re:Ouch. by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about your bleak outlook on Gateway's future.

      My family's bought 3 PCs from them, and have never had any problems. I just bought my first Dell (laptop), and I've already needed to send it in for repairs.

      Isolated anecdote, perhaps. But I've never seen any reason to dismiss Gateway. Their support site is leagues ahead of Dell's, and they've got the best-selling plasma TV on the market right now.

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    2. Re:Ouch. by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      The future of Gateway looks pretty bleak. I think in this move they are probably looking to be acquired.

      In some ways this is a reverse merger. The eMachines CEO and founder is replacing Gateway founder Ted Waitt. The headquarters are moving from suburban San Diego to Orange County, CA near eMachine's current Irvine, CA headquarters. It looks like the visonaries and operational efficiencies of eMachines are pushing to the top to save the company.

    3. Re:Ouch. by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Just an addendum to your note on the timing of the job cuts, I would note that the bulk of the people cut will be "sales associates" (read: "register monkeys"). I don't think it's that big a crisis losing a few minimum-wage (or nearly minimum) jobs. There's always an opening in a McDonald's or Burger King. In the long run, it's actually a good thing (even in the area of unemployment) since Gateway will, presumably, be a healthier company after the move.

    4. Re:Ouch. by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Mergers...

      Mergers have a very destructive effect upon the corporate culture. They cause immediate infighting and backstabbing on the management level. If you ever though management was worthless, you will find out their true value when they all completely stop doing their jobs and start with full time politics.

      gateway might be a stock to watch on the downside.

    5. Re:Ouch. by corian · · Score: 1

      It was similar to the iPaq in these respects, and neither succeeded

      Huh?

      The iPaq is considered by many to be a bit pricy, but still a reasonably good product.

    6. Re:Ouch. by Jacer · · Score: 1

      He's talking about the iPaq computer, not the handheld. The computer was a piece of trash. I had to support a lot of them, trust me.

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    7. Re:Ouch. by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      In order to for you to know what I was talking about, you would have to know what the Gateway Profile was. The Gateway Profile was an all-in-one computer Gateway designed to try to capitalize on the success of the iMac. It wasn't a very successful product. The only place I ever saw one was at a store.

      A couple years ago, at this same time, Compaq had a miniture desktop computer out called the iPaq, before the handheld of the same name came out. It is a managed desktop PC, meant for businesses. It was one of the first computers to tout the option of not having legacy serial and paralell ports to save money.

      The iPaq desktop is just plain ugly, as well as being slow and a little expensive. The gateway profile was also too slow and even more expensive.

      Here is an auction for an iPaq desktop PC:
      http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =4120179567&category=3746

      And one for the gateway profile (an early model):
      http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =2796580200&category=51109

      Basically, all this goes to show is how far behind PC designers are than Apple's designers. When they try to get creative, they come out with the tackiest of systems and provide no real advantage over the more conventional designs. There are some exceptions to this, such as Alienware. But most of the PCs I see on the shelf, I'd prefer a biege box to. They are just different appearances, whereas apple's actually look better (Well, some of them).

    8. Re:Ouch. by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      When Gateway moved their HQ out of 'cow country' they lost their unique character and became just another popular brandname to slap on clone boxes anyway. Doesn't really matter where such operations are located.

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    9. Re:Ouch. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      ATMs
      Pay-at-the-pump gas stations
      Self-service checkout at Walmart and grocery stores.

      Now McDonald's is experimenting with order-at-the-table.

      If you thought that a career in the low-end service industry was your life, well, you aren't looking very far ahead.

      The commandant put it best:
      "The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

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  27. Here's a link to the press release itself by Nova+Express · · Score: 4, Informative
    http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT= 105&STORY=/www/story/04-01-2004/0002139696

    POWAY, Calif., April 1 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Gateway, Inc. (NYSE: GTW) said today that after reviewing strategic options for its network of 188 company-operated retail stores, it is planning to close the stores on April 9. Gateway also said it is pursuing wider retail distribution of its products in the U.S. and abroad. (Logo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20020930/LAM05 0LOGO ) The company will continue direct sales of Gateway products to consumers and businesses via http://www.gateway.com and 1-800-Gateway. As a result of Gateway's decision, approximately 2,500 retail positions will be eliminated during the month of April as store operations wind down. Gateway will provide more detail on its brand and channel strategies, as well as any revenue and cost implications of closing the stores, when it announces its first quarter financial results April 29.

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  28. Hmm... by ronchie02 · · Score: 1

    Could this further the argument that we focus more on price then on quality? Much like the argument of people upset ehir tech support is in places like India...

    1. Re:Hmm... by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      Could this further the argument that we focus more on price then on quality?

      Seriously, I'm all for talking 1337, but people who use then for than are the lowest of the low.

      Everyone who does this shit should have to watch while their mom is locked in a room with 12 sex-starved convicts.

  29. You forgot one thing... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    For it to be an April Fool's joke posted on Slashdot, it would also have to be funny .

    Actually, I take that back.

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  30. Not Funny Mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People getting fired in an already bad economy isn't funny

    1. Re:Not Funny Mods by slim-t · · Score: 1

      Haven't you been paying attention to W? The economy is great. These employees will have no trouble finding a job at Walmart.

    2. Re:Not Funny Mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry. Remember that /. article about drafting computer folks? That's "Plan B".

    3. Re:Not Funny Mods by ioexcptn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Correction...not fired...laid off. Big difference. Being laid off means that you can collect up to about $2G's a month on unemployment. Works for me.

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    4. Re:Not Funny Mods by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why worry about the jobs situation? You don't need a job. A rise in GDP means the economy is "better". So we all win!

      And GDP is delicious, and nutritious. I'm eating fried GDP with Jobless Recovery hot sauce, and this weekend it's GDP with Consumer Confidence Index noodles, followed by GDP pie. And it's Atkins friendly (no carbos)!

      Just kidding. I'm not having my GDP and eating it too, although I hear from 1% of the population that it is very good.

    5. Re:Not Funny Mods by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      People getting fired in an already bad economy isn't funny

      The economy is NOT bad. In fact, it's doing quite well. It's the job market that is lagging behind. These are two different things. I think maybe you need to retake macro economics class...

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    6. Re:Not Funny Mods by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      So you won't object if I hire them all to go around heckling you? Hey, at least they'll have jobs! Who cares if they're doing anything useful!

    7. Re:Not Funny Mods by ocie · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it would be better if they were guaranteed jobs for life regardless of how much they were needed. They had that system in, where was it? Oh yeah, the USSR.

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    8. Re:Not Funny Mods by the+gnat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure it would be better if they were guaranteed jobs for life regardless of how much they were needed. They had that system in, where was it? Oh yeah, the USSR.

      hell, i've heard that in some parts of western europe they'll still guarantee you a paycheck, regardless of whether or not you actually have a job. not that western europe is comparable to the USSR, but they don't seem to care if people ever stop being on welfare.

      there are actually a lot of people here who think that the US government really should guarantee them a job at all costs, and both parties are more than happy to oblige. even W. signed a $200 billion agriculture subsidies (gotta keep those ethanol producers in business!) and instituted a massive steel tariff to keep an obsolete industry happy, thereby giving the finger to the rest of the world. (as usual.)

      on the other hand, I view my tax dollars being spent on these people as insurance against them stealing my laptop and musical instruments, something that the ayn rand fanboys here can't quite comprehend.

    9. Re:Not Funny Mods by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Why worry about the jobs situation? You don't need a job. A rise in GDP means the economy is "better". So we all win!
      >
      >And GDP is delicious, and nutritious. I'm eating fried GDP with Jobless Recovery hot sauce, and this weekend it's GDP with Consumer Confidence Index noodles, followed by GDP pie. And it's Atkins friendly (no carbos)!

      You assfuck macroeconomics all night long, and you don't even stick around to make her breakfast, so she heads out, alone, and enjoys a heaping helping of April 2nd's March Employment numbers:

      "0830 - Nonfarm payroll 308k vs 123k consensus."

      Eat that, cad!

    10. Re:Not Funny Mods by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that jobs in the manufacturing sector are up, now that W has re-classified burger flipping as "manufacturing."

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    11. Re:Not Funny Mods by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Yes, surprising numbers from the Dept. of Labor this morning, being attributed to an ended grocery store strike and construction hiring bouncing back on better weather. I hope it doesn't turn out to be spin, and that it lasts.

    12. Re:Not Funny Mods by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      The Dept. of Labor says the only sector losing jobs this month was "information services", which shed 1000 jobs. Factories lost and gained no jobs. March shows zero gains and losses for sectors hammered by job losses in the past three years.

      OTOH, unemployment is up 0.1% from last month.

    13. Re:Not Funny Mods by Surt · · Score: 1

      The economy is bad when it doesn't provide jobs.
      Sure, some very rich people are getting richer, but that's not the same thing as good.

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    14. Re:Not Funny Mods by cranktheguy · · Score: 1

      the economy is doing well. 308,000 jobs where created last month. just some jobs in the over-inflated tech sector are lagging behind. maybe if you spent more time looking for a job instead of trolling on slashdot...

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    15. Re:Not Funny Mods by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      The economy is bad when it doesn't provide jobs.

      Wow.... you really don't have the first clue about the economy, do you?

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    16. Re:Not Funny Mods by Surt · · Score: 1

      Sure I do, it's apparently you who does not.

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  31. So does this mean no more sales tax on web orders? by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    One of the reasons I bought a Dell is that by not having retail outlets, there was an 8+% savings over same-priced Gateway models. With stores in-state, Gateway had to charge sales tax to ship here.

    So is eMachines a separate-enough entity that Gateway no longer has a 'physical presence'?

    Meanwhile, Dell has a kiosk at a local mall. I didn't get close enough to see if they were actually selling there. But I just checked at Dell, and now their site collects my state's tax.

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  32. Yes folks, it's the curse of Amiga! by kyz · · Score: 1

    You may recall that the Amiga's owners for almost a decade, Commodore, went spectacularly bankrupt. The Amiga was bought by ESCOM, who then went bankrupt. Then Gateway bought the Amiga, but sold it on before becoming bankrupt... is the Amiga's curse about to take another victim?

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    1. Re:Yes folks, it's the curse of Amiga! by corngrower · · Score: 1
      Does anyone remember the Commodore 64?
      (Or the commodore VIC?)


      I wonder how many there are of them still stored up in attics somewhere.

  33. no its true by ForestGrump · · Score: 4, Informative

    i just called gateway store in Corona, CA.

    Talked to some guy, and he said yea, theyre closing. Should have a big sale, but doesnt know when.

    I'm gonna call back saturday and see..
    hope i can score some cheap shit!

    -Grump

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    1. Re:no its true by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Funny

      how bout
      find some cheap shit at a cheap price.

      -Grump

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    2. Re:no its true by MouseR · · Score: 4, Funny

      hope i can score some cheap shit!

      Yeah. Cheap shit.

    3. Re:no its true by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      hope i can score some cheap shit!

      Cheap shit is right. Why bother? I'd rather pay $4000 for a dual G5 than $400 for a Gateway celeron. Cheap shit is too expensive in the long run.

      still looking for a wife...

      You won't find her in Gateway Country.

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    4. Re:no its true by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      for now, a hooker can fufil my needs...
      too cheap to actually have a wife

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    5. Re:no its true by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      for now, a hooker can fufil my needs... too cheap to actually have a wife

      No no no. You're going about this all wrong. What you need is an FTF. Yes, an FTF.

      Friends That Fuck. No relationship crap, no hidden costs, no hooker diseases. Just a female friend who you are already comfortable around, who will have raw sloppy sex with you and not expect you to buy dinner before hand or even call her the next day. No commitments and no signup fees!

      Oh yes,.... FTF!

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    6. Re:no its true by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      adultfriendfinder.com

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  34. forget the PC's... by oliphaunt · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Gateway the first to offer the $3000 42-inch plasma TV? I know that the gateway store near my house has a couple of these suckers on display. If they're closing the store, maybe I can get a good deal on the display models...

    *de-computers, runs to store....*

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    1. Re:forget the PC's... by reiggin · · Score: 1

      Just remember... that $3000 plasma is only EDTV, ***not*** HDTV. It's not worth it, IMO. Hold out for cheaper HDTVs.

    2. Re:forget the PC's... by slaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      $3000 will also buy a brilliant 42" Samsung DLP monitor, which actually supports HDTV resolutions (the gateway display is EDTV-only), has more video inputs and doesn't burn in or ultimately leak the contents of its screen into open atmosphere.

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    3. Re:forget the PC's... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
      you can also get a Great Panasonic 42 EDTV for that price (and it blows away my projection CRT HDTV - sony). Remember, when it comes to TV's what you care about is 'eye candy' and there are many EDTV plasmas that look much better than HDTV plasmas.

      the particularly good models are Panasonics, and from what I hear, the new Sony lines .

    4. Re:forget the PC's... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
      many EDTV plasmas that look much better than HDTV plasmas

      i should say look much better than certain HDTV Plasmas and certain HDTV sets, as I have not seen them all.

      Go HERE for some pretty good reviews

  35. good move by gateway by matlantis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the country stores didn't really make sense in a lot of areas around the US, people look for computers at big stores like best buy or good guys, or look online. Gateway will now compete in both places(thanks to emachines), and not have to rent a bunch of storefronts to cater to only a few passer bys each day. Those stores required quite a few employees to operate, and didn't generate a lot of business, except in places like New York or Manhattan where those type of stores are popular.(I bet they will keep a few open there) They just trimmed the fat in my opinion and I think it was a good move

  36. April fools... by runfaster · · Score: 1

    I can't tell on a lot of these stories which ones are April fools. At least there's no SCO story today, or none of us would have a clue. On second thought, could this whole thing just be Darl's joke? Maybe he closes the door every night and laughs himself to sleep, wondering how long he can keep saying these things without cracking up.

  37. Apple and major retail chains by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "This is one of the forces that limits Apple's distribution. Apple choses to sell mostly directly and therefore they aren't making much of a push to get themselves into major retail chains... Since Wal-Mart can't undercut Apple's prices, Wal-Mart's not particularly interested in having Apple."

    I think you're confusing cause and effect here. Apple chose to go direct precisely because their forays into big box retail had been so unsuccessful. BestBuy, Circuit City, Computer City, Office Max, Sears - Apple has tried them all. In every case Apple's products were marginalized by big-box salespeople who didn't know the first thing about Apple technology and had no interest in learning about it.

    Apple's retail presence is far greater now that they control presentation of their products. They've selected marquee locations and they showcase Apple products "in the wild" so customers can play with Macs, digital video cameras, add-on devices, and so on.

    Wal-Mart was founded on deep price discounting. Volume of sales for already established commodity products is their bread and butter. Wal-Mart is, as you pointed out, not interested in getting into a business where they can't undercut the competition. Apple is likewise uninterested in making a deal with Wal-Mart, because they'd rapidly lose control over the value of the Apple brand.

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    1. Re:Apple and major retail chains by retto · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that in the big box retail stores, Apple was often going up against lower priced PCs in the next aisle. If you don't know anything about computers, those Macs looked nice and may have gotten you in the store, but damn that PC across from it was an awful lot less and had rows of boxes of software sitting behind it.

    2. Re:Apple and major retail chains by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're confusing cause and effect here. Apple chose to go direct precisely because their forays into big box retail had been so unsuccessful.

      I'm sure that not cutting the dealers in on the profit was a part of their motive too. Apple fucked their dealers our of the lucrative educational market, which contributed to Apple losing their lock on that market.

      Apple's method of business doesn't work well in big retail. For big retail, the name of the game is volume discounts and lower prices than the competition. Apple's MAP(Minimum Advertised Price) prevents this. Sure, technically you can sell an Apple machine for any price, but a part of their arrangement to be a dealer (and more importantly a service center) requires you to not advertise prices below their MAP.

      Apple determines how much profit a dealer can make on a machine instead of the local market. I worked at Circuit City even while I worked at what was then the biggest Mac dealer in western PA. It isn't that the salesmen don't know anything about Macs, it's that there is less profit and less commission in selling them.

      In every case Apple's products were marginalized by big-box salespeople who didn't know the first thing about Apple technology and had no interest in learning about it.

      When I was at Circuit CIty, if I sold a mid-line Aptiva or a Presario with monitor, I could make ~$80 in commission. I would have needed to sell a Mac, a printer, a scanner, and a top of the line APC surge strip to match that.

      So if someone is on the fence, there was no incentive for a salesperson at a big dealer to guide him/her towards the Mac platform.

      Time and time again Apple has proven to be as arrogant as M$, but they don't have the market share to back it up. Time and time again, that has caused them to lose out.

      I saw first hand how Apple treats its dealers, I saw the inside angle on how they treat their customers. That is why I am no longer a Mac user. I haven't bought any new Apple hardware in over 6 years.

      Apple has only Apple to blame for the fact that there aren't Macs on every shelf on every computer store in the country. A few different decisions 20 years ago would have made that happen.

      LK

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    3. Re:Apple and major retail chains by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >If you're going into a store to spend as much as a Mac costs, chances are you already know roughly what you want, so a saleperson is more a funny distraction than a real influence.

      The odd thing is, I've found exactly the opposite true. The less money a customer has, the more specific their wants are (because they are trying to shave every penny they can off the price, any way they can). The more money they have, the more likely they are to say "Just give me the best one".

      The one thing that comes to mind is that people with very little money have a lot of time on their hands to do research, whereas the person with more money makes enough that time spent doing research costs more than a poor buying decision.

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    4. Re:Apple and major retail chains by objekt · · Score: 1

      Apple has only Apple to blame for the fact that there aren't Macs on every shelf on every computer store in the country. A few different decisions 20 years ago would have made that happen.

      20 years ago I saw my first Mac in a major department store.
      20 years ago the biggest computer store chain was Radio Shack.

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    5. Re:Apple and major retail chains by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that in the big box retail stores, Apple was often going up against lower priced PCs in the next aisle. If you don't know anything about computers, those Macs looked nice and may have gotten you in the store, but damn that PC across from it was an awful lot less and had rows of boxes of software sitting behind it.

      Agreed. Why would anyone buy a BMW from a Kia dealer when they could buy it from a real BMW dealer? The fact that the price is identical in both places doesn't help the Kia dealer any. Add that to the Kia salesman's complete lack of knowlege about the BMW product, and it seems only a fool would buy that new BMW from the Kia dealer.

      Same thing.

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    6. Re:Apple and major retail chains by 47Ronin · · Score: 1

      Gateway is closing all its retail stores. What a coincidence. Apple is poised to open its 77th retail store. And they're profitable! Who's beleaguered now, beeyatch?

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    7. Re:Apple and major retail chains by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      People don't go into a retail store that sells computers thinking 'I will buy the computer most like a BMW.'

      It isn't that important to most people. It's a computer, it sits in their home or office, and nobody sees it. Very different from a car that they will drive around in public.

      The 'Apple Store' thing is in trouble. People aren't going to drive to the other end of a metro area (what they're forced to do in my locality- only one Apple Store) to get a Mac, unless they're already 'members of the elite.' Anyway, Best Buy and other retailers are selling what is the future of Apple anyway. That little walkman thing they sell, can never remember what it's called...

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    8. Re:Apple and major retail chains by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      My father, an IBM employee at the time, took delivery on his IBM PC, purchased through the company with employee discounts, at ComputerLand, at the time a strong retail outlet. Bigger than Radio Shack, unless you start including all the other crap Radio Shack sells as part of the 'volume' that defines their 'size' as a Computer Store.

      The fact that IBM used Computerland as their distrubtion outlet back in 1982 sorta debunks your whole thing about 'biggest computer store chain' and Radio Shack. There were growing retail operations and they weren't generic stores like Rat Shack.

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    9. Re:Apple and major retail chains by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      The fact that IBM used Computerland as their distrubtion outlet back in 1982 sorta debunks your whole thing about 'biggest computer store chain' and Radio Shack. There were growing retail operations and they weren't generic stores like Rat Shack.

      IBM had other reasons. Namely, Radio Shack was directly competing with them in the computer market. From the TRS-80 Models, to Tandy 1000's. Radio Shack had even opened up "Tandy Computer Centers" to distribute PC's directly in competition with IBM. (And at some point later Compaqs were also sold there.)

      For IBM not to want someone competing with them to be pitching their products makes perfect sense. So of course IBM will find a different retail outlet.

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    10. Re:Apple and major retail chains by jeffhot · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I've read that Jobs had Apple Retail on his mind ever since he came back.

    11. Re:Apple and major retail chains by JawFunk · · Score: 1
      Apple's retail presence is far greater now that they control presentation of their products. They've selected marquee locations and they showcase Apple products "in the wild"

      I agree, Apple just opened a stre in Chicago on the Magnificent Mile, which is like the 5th Ave of Chicago, except much nicer cuz NYC sux. But that's beside tha point. There's people in there all the time, and choosing a key location like that gets people interested in this colorful (white) alternative to Windows known as Apple. They're display window showcases iPod and iPod-mini's to lure people in, then they can see the laptops and be persuaded to learn how to use them.

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  38. Re:Wait.... by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

    Hold on... Gateway still had stores open?

    Yeah, I went into one and was suprised how bleak it was (a couple demo computers and one rack of accessories). They didn't have anything significant in stock, so I went up the street and bought what I needed from a white-box supplier. I really couldn't see what would motivate someone to buy from a Gateway store, because Gateway is hardly a brand like Sharper Image or something that sets them apart from every other PC company on the planet.

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  39. Re:So does this mean no more sales tax on web orde by metalix · · Score: 1

    So is eMachines a separate-enough entity that Gateway no longer has a 'physical presence'?

    Actually, eMachines won't have the physical presence. At all. The eMachines name is going to be swallowed up, and now retailers (Best Buy, CompUSA) are going to now sell 'Gateway' instead of 'eMachines'.

    That takes care of the store, what about the tech side of the issue? These retailers already have them in house. Done deal.

  40. Dell is also higher quality by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    While in the beginning their equipment was beyond dismal ( anyone remember the melting laptops from about 15 years ago?? )..

    They have steadily improved this over the years to where they are now a viable business choice.

    Gateway hasn't done this...

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    1. Re:Dell is also higher quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is exactly the issue.

      Gateway computers are like the budget no-name brands of the early/mid-90's. Basically built like crap and built with crap components.

      Don't get me wrong, at one time Gateway had relatively nice stuff. They didn't keep it going though. It seemed like rather than creating higher quality systems they kept looking for ways to cut costs (and increase profit). Eventually they started turning out garbage machines. People stopped buying them so at that point they were absolutely forced to cut costs which in turn created even worse machines. Gateway started dying when management cut quality to increase their wallets.

      On the other hand, Dell has some extremely nice custom type systems now. And the quality is supurb. The Dell branded LCD monitors are top notch. Their laptops & desktops are standard for many large companies nowadays.

  41. Gateway Sucks by kff322 · · Score: 1

    Jolly Ho! who needs gateway and worst of all e-boxes. My wost computer was a gateway. Every I pray that Gateway goes out of Bussiness. And it looks like they are takeing there first step towards it. Keith

    1. Re:Gateway Sucks by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      I can agree with this. Four years ago, my family brought a Gateway Solo 1130 running Windows Me. When we first got the laptop, we had to send it back six months later to replace the hard drive. Since then, it has not been stable. Since then, I have not recommended Gateway.

      As for EMachines, I've always placed them in the joke file. Weren't they sued about five years ago by Apple for ripping off the iMac?

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    2. Re:Gateway Sucks by rtconner · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work tech support for Gateway. Trust me those computers are verified crap. They put the worst, cheapest parts in all of the systems I've seen.

      My favorite is the guy who called up with a Gateway computer that had 768 MB Ram, a Radeon 9600, and RAID 0 in it. Which is all fine, except the power supply was 250 Watts!!! Needless to say this guy had tons of problems with his computer from day 1.

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    3. Re:Gateway Sucks by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Kudos to you. I just don't have the balls to either agree or disagree with a comment that I can't decypher.

      Oh how I tried.. but in the end it was hopeless

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  42. Ah, the memories by vga_init · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know, I remember when the first Gateway store opened around here, and it was a big event! People flocked from miles around to gape at the amazingly fast new home computers running Windows 98. They even had a real cow outside of the store to comemorate it--no really! People thought Gateway was cool back then, but now...well, maybe it's for the best!

  43. Oh, no! Now where... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    ...will disgruntled customers take their lemon Gateway PCs to smash them?

    ~Philly

  44. Saw Gateway at Costco this morning by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Informative
    Weird. There was a $16xx P4 3.0GHz with an ok LCD monitor next to a Sony, HP and a eMachine. Comes with MS Office tools but only Word and MS Works (icky). I went into a Gateway store once, in 1999 iirc, looking for a cable for my 1997 Gateway2000 P5/200MMX. Ha! What a mistake! There's no parts just sample machines and sales people offering to help you fill out a credit app. So, feeling dumb for thinking I could get parts for my Gateway (how stupid could I be?) I pretended REALLY to be interested in a new laptop:
    • "Oh, forget the cable, I was really looking for a laptop like that one, can I see? Oooh. Nice. Ah. Color? Neat. Hmmm. Say I could use something like that -- say how's the screen in bright light, I notice that it's rather dark in here."
    • It's great -- how do you spell your mother's maiden name?

      "Could we remove it from the shackle for a minute and take it near the window to get an idea?"

      Sorry, we're not allowed to do that -- its against our security policy. Do you rent or own?

      "No, no, I don't want to take it OUTSIDE, just over near the, er, tinted *sigh* window to get an idea how...

      "Will you want a printer with your purchase?"

    What we had there was a failure to communicate.

    So, good bye Gateway Stores -- you sucked and we're better off without you.

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  45. How will Gateway sell consumer electronics now? by owlmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gateway is trying to diversify into consumer electronics: Televisions, MP3 players, and so forth. This seems like a good idea to me, since competing with Dell on PCs is difficult.

    After the Gateway stores close down, how will they peddle their consumer electronics? Unlike PCs, customers want to see and hear these products perform.

    1. Re:How will Gateway sell consumer electronics now? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      After the Gateway stores close down, how will they peddle their consumer electronics?

      Sony doesn't have stores, and they seem to do OK.

      If Gateway gets serious about consumer electronics, they'll become a manufacturer and distribute to the mainstream stores. If not, they're just dicking around, and it'll fall over and blow away some day.

  46. If this were Apple closing all it stores..... by rspress · · Score: 1

    If this were Apple closing all it stores it would be a gloom and doom story of how the death of Apple is near.

    While Gateway who has been losing money as fast as Donald Trump is losing hair gets a positive spin on their story.

    How about a little bit of the truth in the article! It would be nice to read how Gateway is teetering on the brink and about how Dell has beat them to within an inch of their lives. Gateway would have a hard time giving its computers away!

    1. Re:If this were Apple closing all it stores..... by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 1

      You got that right! Gateway would have to pay me to own one of their POS computers.

      I've done enough tech support to know that Gateway doing bad has a high probability of making tech support geeks everywhere that much more happier.

      ~UP

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    2. Re:If this were Apple closing all it stores..... by rspress · · Score: 1

      I can't remember how long ago it was but I remember hear that their out of box DOA rate was somewhere between 25 and 30 percent.

      I have always built my own PCs but know a few businesses who have purchased Dells and still have them or have gone back to Dell for newer computers. The ones who purchased Gateways always choose Dell the next around.

      I wonder if the cow boxes could be consider an endangered species and be protected by federal law.

  47. "Custom" PC's by nonameisgood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's not fool ourselves into thinking that Gateway knows things we don't about how to plug in a PCI card or install a HDD.

    They failed to underestimate the "I want it now" of customers. If they want to wait, they will order online for a few dollars less.

    It would have worked if they had put a single, well-trained tech in every store to "customize" your box (the computer you pervs), and boom, you're out the door with a custom Gateway PC in 15 minutes. If you want a burn-in, pick it up tommorrow.

    Or is a factory-built PC somehow special (having been in a few assembly plants, don't count on better, necessarily.)

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    1. Re:"Custom" PC's by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Having a friend who worked in those gateway stores (and thus hanging around shooting the shit with him) I saw first hand exactly what you are saying. Customers would walk in, point at a model that is setup on the desk, complete with digital camera, scanner, etc, and say "that one", the sales guy would say "1-2 weeks unless you pay for expediated shipping" and the customer would walk out.

      The internet has changed retail stores into places people go who either don't want to pay shipping, don't have the time to wait, or simply want to touch the computer first. I have some small businesses I consult for, and on the weekend I will get a call "hdd dead on so and so's computer" or "buy linksys router", I can't wait for some store to ship it to me, so I go to my local guy or best buy.

      I must say though, gateway did wow me once when I brought in a keyboard that was dead from black beans-rice-lemonade combination (it actually worked for months after that, save - and ESC, another batch of lemonade is what killed it), they swapped it out with me on the spot and said the "real" replacement would be in the mail. Next morning I wake up to a UPS guy handing me a keyboard with a pre-paid return shipping label for the one they gave me. They then shot themselves int he foot for an entire week while I tried to order some overpriced ram from them.

  48. Not likely by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    If they were letting you go because they were shutting down operations they would have told you. The reason they gave you was the real reason. If they didn't give you any reason then they probably know something you think they don't know but don't want to start a major issue by confronting the specific issue. And this isn't it. In Arizona it's a right to work state so if the company suspects something about you but can't prove it they can simply fire you without giving a reason.

    "If their decision to fire me"

    The key word is "fired." They may have been trying to avoid paying you a severence package by not laying you off. But they'd be firing more people than you if that was the case. And the fact it was so long prior to the closing of the doors would indicate you were fired because of you. Instead of trying to look for alterior motives you'd be better off addressing the real issues that resulted in you being fired so you can work on those areas for future jobs.

    I worked as a tech for HP and we had the heads up that our call center was getting shut down. There were people who decided to "go out blazing" and were promptly escorted to the door. They assured us for weeks they'd be nice and not just shut the doors on us. A few weeks later we all showed up to find the doors locked and the security guards telling us we'd get our checks in the mail.

    The point is, they let us all work until the last day despite most of us playing games the whole time since the call volume was so low.

    The odds are very high that you screwed up. Companies know that companies don't like to hire people who have a history of being fired. If they fired you because the store was closing they needlessly hurt your work record. And it's very doubtful that a big company like Gateway would do something like that to one of their employees. Companies don't fire people unless they have a real good reason because it can bite them in the ass. And firing someone because the shop is closing down isn't a good reason.

    So yeah, I'm going to say it had nothing to do with the store closing.

    Ben

    1. Re:Not likely by CrkHead · · Score: 1

      A bit of a joke. The two most experinced (highest paid) techs at my shop were fired on the same day. That left our PFY, one temp, and a former salesman.

      Besides, my tinfoil hat was getting dusty.

  49. Re:So does this mean no more sales tax on web orde by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    I doubt that, if anything the eMachines line will remain in the low-cost area with Gateway labeling taking the high-end side, or having Gateway do the customized machines and eMachines offer their typical 4-Desktop variety

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  50. Adjectives of Doom Scale. by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

    At what point do Gateway become Beleagured?

    They've been described as being Troubled for a while and I was wondering if there's a scale of adjectives that journalists use to describe how deep in shit a company is.

    If I remember rightly Apple went straight to Beleagured status almost overnight, and stayed that way for around five years!

    1. Re:Adjectives of Doom Scale. by burns210 · · Score: 1

      stayed there? most people think they still ARE there, for some uninformed reason.

  51. What about the computing grid? by shodson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gateway was reselling CPU time on the PCs showroom PCs in all of their stores for companies to use as a private computing grid. So what happens to the grid? Do they just put all of the PCs that were in the stores in a warehouse and run the grid there? They just signed a new customer a few weeks ago.

    1. Re:What about the computing grid? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      Gateway was reselling CPU time on the PCs showroom PCs in all of their stores for companies to use as a private computing grid. So what happens to the grid? Do they just put all of the PCs that were in the stores in a warehouse and run the grid there? They just signed a new customer a few weeks ago.

      No, they tell them "sorry". And that's it.

      Basically, they will rape them in the ass just like they do when they sell you their piece of shit PC's.

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  52. Re:I know enough by EngMedic · · Score: 1

    i surf at -1 while moderating, and dive deeper when intrigued. but +3 keeps the idiot factor down for normal browsing.

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  53. Damnit! by gt25500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This must come as shocking and horrible news to all Slashdot readers. This totally ruins my plans (And yours too probably) of going to the Gateway store and buying a wonderful computer.

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  54. Remember the Last Wave Of Closings? by LabRat007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was it a year or a year and a half ago? At any rate one of my buddies was a manager at a Gateway Country store. I can remember him talking about days going buy with next to no one comming in the store and being "forced" to play games all day. When his store was closed in the first wave he and a bunch of the other ex-gateway employee banded togather to form a new store - where they play games all day.

    Also something to note: THE LAST WAVE OF CLOSINGS HAD GREAT GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALES. Any /.ers near a closing Gateway check it out. If not for the tech they had some great office stuff.

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    1. Re:Remember the Last Wave Of Closings? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      Also something to note: THE LAST WAVE OF CLOSINGS HAD GREAT GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALES. Any /.ers near a closing Gateway check it out. If not for the tech they had some great office stuff.

      Either that or we can just go steal shit out of their stores. Do you honestly think that some pc hocking bloke who KNOWS he's getting canned is even going to give a damn?

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    2. Re:Remember the Last Wave Of Closings? by LabRat007 · · Score: 1

      Thats about right. You know those $300 monitor swing arm stands from rubber made? I put a desk lamp price tag on two of them and got them for $10 each. Just make sure you go soon - like nowish. After the gateway workers had that stunned feeling wear off and saw how much they got for severence they started takeing all the good stuff.

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    3. Re:Remember the Last Wave Of Closings? by das_katz_socrates · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know those guys, their a bunch of aholes ;-) but seriously Gateway handed them a pretty raw deal and they wound up taking what they saw as the best ideas (like treating customers as people and not shit) and opened a store where people actually are flocking to.

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    4. Re:Remember the Last Wave Of Closings? by LabRat007 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, Gateway made them drop their soap and gave them no mercy. If you are nearby the store tell scott the LabRat says hi.

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  55. Re:Yeah Well.... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mainstream news is picking this story up as well. One of the news television channels my dad watches was just showing this on its ticker.

    Before I saw that, I assumed this was BS as well.

  56. Re:So does this mean no more sales tax on web orde by fprefect · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just because they didn't charge you the sale tax for your state doesn't mean you don't have to pay it.

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  57. Doomed from the get go... by KoshClassic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IMHO, Gateway's retail stores were doomed from the get go. Perhaps the target customer for the stores was someone who, unlike me, wouldn't otherwise go to Gateway's web site, but for me I found the stores to be next to useless. Why?

    Well, at least when I went in a few years ago, you could not actually buy a computer from the store, per se. They would order one on your behalf, to be shipped to your house - in other words, exactly what would happen if you simply ordered the computer from their web site, complete with the shipping charge and the accompanying delay in getting your computer. In fact, I think if you elected to order one, the salesman would literally log in to the same Gateway web site that everone has access to and enter your information for you.

    All the stores amounted to, then, was a place to see the hardware and use it hands on before you made a purchase - in other words, not really that useful at all.

    Apple stores, on the other hand, will probably be successful in the long run, I suspect. Why? Well, first, at least in my area, they seem to actually have selected good locations, where there is a lot of foot traffic, and they always seem to be crowded. Second, you can buy pretty much anything you see in the store, on demand. Third, the Apple brand and their reputation, to go along with the fact that to the average consumer, Apple's products look and feel cool and hip, not like the boxy PCs sold by Dell and Gateway.

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  58. Dell has been pretty smart about this... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    Rather than lease a big retail space, I see Dell popping up all over the malls in those little kiosks. Minimal overhead, a physical local retail presence, and the kiosks are right in the middle of the walking traffic so everyone sees all the cool stuff going on.

  59. Shop at the store? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    Is there anyone here who has purchased a computer from a Gateway retail store?? I've seen them but never even been inside one.

    Apple stores OTOH are dead sexy. I always take a detour through the apple store when I get a chance... and I don't even own a Mac!

    A Gateway store though just sounds.....blah.

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    1. Re:Shop at the store? by christowang · · Score: 1

      NORTH SIOUX CITY, S.D. - April 23, 1998 - Gateway (NYSE: GTW) today unveiled a new branding campaign that positions the company as the best choice for delivering the benefits of computing to all PC customers by fulfilling each client's specific computing needs. Effective today, the company has changed its name to Gateway, officially dropping the "2000," and introduced a new logo for worldwide use. http://amiga.emugaming.com/g2kname.html

  60. Gateway acquires e-machines? Not quite ... by jimsingh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The truth of the matter is that e-machines acquired gateway - and got PAID to do so. Don't believe me? Here's the story - pieced together from articles from PR from the last couple of months.

    About 12 months ago Gateway Founder and CEO Ted Waitt ran into a man named Wayne Inouye, CEO of e-machines at a trade show. At the time GTW was trading at $3.50 - below cash value of the company. Inouye was interested in doing a leveraged buy out. The combined force of e-machines (4th largest computer manufacturer at the time) and Gateway (3rd largest) would have made a powerful combo. But for whatever reasons the stars did not align. Fast forward 12 months later. Gateway announces that it will "purchase" e-machines for $235MM in cash and stock. Inouye was named CEO and Ted became chairman of the board of the new company. Last Friday is when the axes fell ...Of the 17 people reporting to the Waitt, 15 were out right fired and replaced with e-machines leadership. The remaining three (including the CFO) were demoted in title.

    In my opinion there is more to come -- you see e-Machines is a 138 person company with revenue of (get this) $1.1 Billion. The 7000 people at gateway pull in under 3 Billion. I don't have a business degree or nothin' but it sounds like e-machines is a much leaner meaner company, which - given the new leadership structure - is exactly what gateway will become.

  61. The name by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    Remember when Gateway wasn't just Gateway? It was "Gateway 2000". I don't know what the 2000 meant.

    It sure used to sound cool though. I remember in about 1994, someone else in one of my high school classes had just bought a computer. We asked him what kind it was. Without saying any of the specs, he replied "it's a Gateway 2000" and we were all like "Woaaahhh!".

    When did they drop the "2000" part of the name? Anyone remember?

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  62. Packard Bell by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    As crappy as Gateway PC's might be, they can never surpass the Packard Bell (Packard Hell) for overall shittiness. Packard Bell's have to be the absolute shittiest x86 PC's ever sold. Wow... what trash they were. Every piece, every component reeked of cheapness and trash.

    They don't still make PC's do they? If not, anyone remember when they stopped?

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    1. Re:Packard Bell by demon · · Score: 1

      Packard Bell was bought out by NEC, which (mercifully) put the brand down. I remember working on Packard Bell systems when I was working as a tech some years ago, and how terrible they were. However, Gateways were a (very) close second; people always wondered why I said "no, I would never buy a Gateway computer". (I said that because of my own experience with them.)

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    2. Re:Packard Bell by ralphh · · Score: 1

      NEC bought 'em out a looong time ago (Google says 1996). As I recall, the quality of NEC's systems went severely downhill after the acquisition when they started putting their name on PB's parts.

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    3. Re:Packard Bell by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

      Packard Bell still lives on as a brand here in the UK, sold through the PC World/Dixons/Currys chain of stores. Usually whenever one walks into their stores, all you can see are their cheap, low-quality Mac rip-offs. (Seriously - about a month after the G4 iMacs were released here, Packard Bell machines with a knock-off case were available)

      *sigh* My first Wintel PC was a Packard Bell. Never again...

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    4. Re:Packard Bell by demon · · Score: 1

      Hah. Seriously? Guess they only put it down here in the states. I don't know why they'd want to keep that brand alive anyway, given how terrible their systems have always been known to be (as mentioned earlier, "Packard Hell" - a name that they definitely earned).

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    5. Re:Packard Bell by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

      Click here for all your computing needs. (They need the money to buy food)

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  63. google by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    if you search for "Gateway 2000" at images.google.com you get a bunch of results that have nothing to do with computers such as This and This and even This!.

    That's sad when they don't have brand recognition even in a search engine.

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    1. Re:google by christowang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then you search for Dell and you get images back things like this. For some reason, I really want a Dell now.

  64. Good, go ahead and close 'em by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    A client of mine brought in their Gateway PC to a Gateway Country store for a nonresponsive keyboard issue. The tech ignored my client's request to have the data backed up, blithely ran the system recovery CDs and of course, didn't fix the problem. A LOT of computer stores and repair shops hide their sloppy work behind "we're not responsible for your data" signs, which is pretty sick, since it's often the data that's the most valuable thing on the machine.

  65. What's this "Enhanced Mode" by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

    You probably mean protected instead of "enhanced" and real instead of "protected".
    The 386 added "protected mode". x86 CPUs all start out in "real mode" where they act like they're an 8086 (for compatability reasons). In order to switch into protected mode you have to set a flag (bit 0) in the cr0 register (It's a little more complicated than that because you have to prepare the system for protected mode first by setting up some tables for the MMU, and after setting cr0 you still have to do a long jump to flush the instruction pipeline).

    Though I'm not sure that the a20 line is strictly necessary for protected mode. Rather I think that either windows gave you a pretty error message and halted, or it didn't notice that it wasn't working and decided to use memory that it couldn't access and ended up trashing it's own data (this could potentially cause a triple fault in protected mode and thats....kind of bad...). But as far as I know the the machine would be able to enter protected mode perfectly fine -- but most bootloaders wouldn't get that far as they like to use memory for things like operating systems and such, and protected mode takes lots of memory for tables so they might want more than 1 MB so they can load the OS in higher memory (I think the Linux Kernel loads itself at 2 MB but I'd have to check).

    FYI: If the a20 line is disabled memory is aliased in megabyte-sized pairs, so if you try to use them you end up reading and writing to the previous megabyte of memory instead -- a very robust operating system would detect this and just not use the odd megabytes (I don't think Linux does this though...) or maybe just panic and display an error message (Linux and Windows probably do this). Of course when I write a bootloader, I always just assume that it worked =D..

    1. Re:What's this "Enhanced Mode" by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Yea you probably (meaning certainly) have the right terminology. this was years ago and those terms haven't been important since recently after the event, so I forgot.

      There were few systems with any reliance on A20, but this was one. I hadn't had much experience with Linux at the time, and wasn't in a position to put it in place (the POS was running PICK, btw) so had to deal with WIn3.1's brain damage.

      At least I remembered enough that you knew what I was talking about. Thanks for the refresher!

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  66. Something to be said for manufacturer's stores... by Aspen · · Score: 1
    ...when things go spectacularly wrong, you can smash your broken PC in their lobby with a sledgehammer.

    Try that in Best Buy, and you'll just get the usual dumbfounded looks.

  67. They should franchise... by vonsneerderhooten · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it would be a good idea for Gateway to franchise out their existing base of Country Stores. That way they could turn a liability into an asset, moving the control of inventory, property, etc. to the franchisees yet still getting a slice of the pie.

    If gateway gives some freedom to franchisees, they could become very competitive in the PC service area, offering cheap rates(i.e. flat rates). This is a niche yet to be filled, IMO. There are thousands of home users(and small businesses) with out of warranty PC's that need caring. People want to do it cheaply. End of story.

    -D

  68. I wonder by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    If Gateway's quality will drop to e-machines level. I have worked or at least attempted to on several e-machines. They have to be the worst things on the market. The cheapest(not least expensive but cheap) components, with real strange configurations. Hell they don't even weigh enough to make a good canoe anchor, so what use are they?

    Then again, Gateway might raise the level which would be good.

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  69. emachines by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    I are they the things that tried to look like apples but were pc's? becuase they are farked.

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  70. The Above Should Read... by Ieshan · · Score: 1

    In Redundant Slashdot, Fools Capitalize YOU!

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  71. Gateway is just making room for more Apple Stores by ITR81 · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling Apple will capitalize on this recent news and claim some of those now empty buildings for themselves.

  72. Display Models on the Cheap? Release the Vultures by H8X55 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I may just swing by my local Gateway Country store and see if there any 'open box' values to be had. I suggest you do the same!

  73. I saw this coming... by ddrang · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...over two years ago.

    I worked for a software company in California, and I was asked to purchase a PC for an emergency programming job. Our usual supplier took over a week to get a PC, and I remembered seeing the Gateway store on my way to work.

    Thinking the Gateway might be a cut above the HP Pavilion or something I would get at Best Buy I drove over there. There were about 3 people looking at computers -- one was getting a demo of something by a sales person -- a pretty empty store.

    It took me 3 minutes to walk around and peruse the various models, and then 10 more to get a sales rep to talk to me.

    I pointed at a PC and told him I wanted to get one and asked for a price. When he told me it would take a week to get the PC, I was floored.

    "You don't have any computers to sell here???"
    "No."
    "What's in all these cow-boxes you have along the windows?"
    "They're empty."
    "So what do you sell here?"
    "Well, you can order one here. The store is so that customers can come in and try the machines out and match their needs to the PC."
    "But I can order one from home with a couple of mouse-clicks!"

    He didn't have much of an answer for that. I drove on to Best Buy and got the Pavilion.

    I remember thinking that GW was crazy to open all these stores just so people could look and touch (but not take!) the machines. Expensive real-estate too -- all the stores I saw were in very high-rent areas.

    Maybe Inouye can keep Waitt's expensive schemes in check and keep the company afloat....

    1. Re:I saw this coming... by retinaburn · · Score: 1
      "But I can order one from home with a couple of mouse-clicks!"

      He didn't have much of an answer for that. I drove on to Best Buy and got the Pavilion.

      What kind of answer do you want? a)It wasn't a question. b) As the salesperson told you The store is so that customers can come in and try the machines out and match their needs to the PC. c) You could try out the computer find you like it, go home and order it. You were clueless to what a Gateway store was, and I guess got embarassed by it.

    2. Re:I saw this coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      yea...that was 2 years ago. the stores currently (or have been for the past 1 1/2 years) stock a majority of the pcs in the store. /former employee...needs a job now

    3. Re:I saw this coming... by ddrang · · Score: 1

      >>>> What kind of answer do you want? a)It wasn't a question.

      No, it was a statement. An answer is "a spoken or written reply" which doesn't necessarily have to be to a question.

      I was hoping for an intelligent reply....something you haven't provided either.

      Yes, I was clueless what Gateway's idea of a computer store was, but I wasn't embarrassed by that. It's a store where they sell computers, right? The fact that their version of this was something they had to explain to a potential customer is just silly.

      Evidently their store concept was later changed (fixed, I'd say) so that they stock some of the computers they sell. See the below post from the anonymous ex-employee of a GW store.

      Further proof that the concept was stupid can be found in the title of this /. story.

  74. Been comming for a while by James+Lewis · · Score: 1

    I don't understand people who think this is April Fool's. I mean come on, I think EVERYONE but Gateway has seen this comming. When I first heard about them opening up the stores I rolled my eyes, knowing this day would come. It's like they just couldn't bring themselves to use what was working for their main competitor, Dell. Instead of doing what Dell did, which was to keep operating costs and shelf life to an absolute bare minimum, they go the exact OPPOSITE route and open up a huge chain of stores. Generally, doing the exact opposite of what is working very well for your top competitor is a bad idea...

  75. Re:Gateway is just making room for more Apple Stor by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    No, Apple wants good locations for their stores.

  76. Yeah by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    have long been criticized by analysts and investors as an expensive drag on cash flow because of lease costs and the difficulty of managing inventories

    According to analysts and investors, "it would be so much easier to make money if we didn't have to build stuff, sell stuff and pay people."

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  77. "Managing inventories"? by Udo+Schmitz · · Score: 2, Informative
    managing inventories

    Come again? What inventory? The only thing you could do at Gateway Stores was ordering your PC anyway. They only had some sample PCs to show off. Then again: Since when do have analysts the slightest clue about what they are talking ...

  78. and Here's 1 Reason Why: by Cragen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I went to the local Gateway store to buy and take home a computer. I had done my research and Gateway had the model I wanted. Walked in and ended up walking out 'cuz they don't have computers at their stores. You have to *order* them from the store and wait a week or two. WTF? So, I got in my car and went to a different store where I waw able to select, buy, and take home the PC I wanted. That is one reason that those Gateway stores are closing. There, apparently, never were any Gateways stores. They were a facade for the web site, I guess. (Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?)

    cragen

  79. I'm not sorry by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    6 years ago when PCs were much more expensive and I was on a junior programmer's salary I struggled to buy one of their machines.

    While the sale was being made they treated me perfectly.

    However, later, long after the sale, when I sought help in buying components( possibly from *Gateway* ) to add their PC their response was patently flippant.....on several occasions.

    I vowed right then never to buy another Gateway PC......I haven't.....and I will not.

    If I had spent that kind of money on anyother product that companies salesperson would have treated me much better, especially if I wanted to buy more things from their company.

    Losers.

    Steve

  80. So where will I buy my new amiga? by chegosaurus · · Score: 1

    Tell me that!

  81. They got what they wanted out of E-Machines by Halvard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Distribution channels at retail without a lot of work. Large retail outlets like Costco. I suspect that Costco sells a lot of PCs. I don't know what E-Machines profitibility of late, but they started with a very lean infrastructure. Few people --the ceo/founder, a secretary and about 17 sales people-- and contract builds by KDS and ??? in Korea with drop shipping to the retail outlet directly.

    Gateway could use some cash management skills and a method of being profitable. Retail is likely the only way in the near future they are going to get it since Dell, Tiger, IBM and HP aren't going way any time soon and seem much better run. The E-Machines model gives them that.

    I'd say this is a hell of a lot better move than when NEC mergered with Packard Bell. That still makes me shudder.

  82. dates back from early 286 systems by mzs · · Score: 1

    The things you mention are basically correct, but they really only apply to modern systems. All this A20 gate keyboard controller stuff dates back to when the first AT systems appeared. Also I believe the terminology for the various modes of Windows is 'correct' ie what Microsoft called it back then, but maybe I remember wrong so many years later...

    So what was the deal. Addressing changed a great deal when the 286 came out. In summarized form, essentially you had 24 bit addressing instead of 20 bit addressing. But take an address XT of 0x10ffef (chosen because this was the same as FFFF:FFFF) for example. But you say, "What!? 0x10ffef is more than 0x100000 and you said the XT had 20 bit addressing?" Exactly, that address of 0x10ffef would wrap to 0xffef. Well the 286 in real mode did not behave in such a manner. Why would this matter, well really in 8086 you addressed 16 bits into one of four segments, ugh. So programmers used this wrap-around trick to get to two regions of memory far apart from one another without having to change ES or DS say.

    Such a trick did not work on 286 real mode and it was actually used a lot, say to get to the ROM Bios Data Area to find out how much memory was installed on the system. When the AT was being developed they were using a new keyboard controller, the 8042, which had a spare pin on it. So the designers of the AT decided to put that between the processor and the memory. On the 8042 there was a gate the could be on or off, and depending on its state it would either let the memory see the A20 (address line 20 bit) as is from the processor or set it to zero. This was an ugly hack needless to say and when the first 386 systems were coming out there were various bugs in how some motherboards were made that prevented the memory from seeing the correct addreses through the keyboard controller that went unnoticed initially because no one was using protected mode yet.

  83. Some of us aren't even "unemployed" anymore... by Ayaress · · Score: 1

    Thanks to just how long we've been without jobs, many of us are now classified as "out of the workforce" (which is a large part of why unemployment is falling - people aren't getting jobs, they're fallint out of the workforce).

    Two more weeks for me, and I won't be "unemployed" anymore.

  84. Re:Wait.... by Golias · · Score: 1
    I gotta agree that the moderation is strange. I was clearly whoring for a "Funny" mod, but at the moment the score is "0, Insightful." (20% Interesting, 60% Overrated, 20% Interesting).

    I think we are looking at April Fools moderation.

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  85. Re:Reverse what you just said by *SpOoNdRiFt* · · Score: 1

    I have an emachines and it's a great machine!

  86. Anyone remember CompuAdd? by Man_Holmes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone remember CompuAdd? They were a struggling mail order PC firm that opened stores all across the country.

    Unlike Gateway they did stock a few machines but mostly they had to order them for you like Gateway.

    When I first heard about Gateway opening stores I knew it was a big mistake. How could Gateway not learn from CompuAdd's failure? But that's exactly what happened.

    Apples high margins may save them but don't be surprised if their stores are eventually closed. It's not a winning business model.

    Man Holmes

  87. Free parts by ahaning · · Score: 1

    I have a 4-5 year old Gateway Solo 2500 notebook. It came with 64MB of memory and a 6.4GB HDD. Nice back then.

    About a year or two ago, I added a 128MB SODIMM which helped a lot.

    After using it for about a year after that, the original hard drive started to get bad sectors. 4-5 YEARS out of a 2.5" HDD! I thought it was pretty nice. The original was a Toshiba, so I bought another one; 40GB (it was $101 at newegg.com). Gateway's website says that the max HDD this notebook will accept is 30GB. This is probably true, since it locks up when trying to automatically detect the 40GB drive. So, I specified the parameters in the BIOS so that it recognizes 8.455GB, and install LILO (or the Windows loader) to the MBR, and the full drive is detected.

    Well, when the drive arrived, I was very anxious to get it in my laptop. "Yay! 40GB! Imagine all the BitTorrenting I can do now!", I thought. Unfortunately, there is a little piece that goes between the motherboard and the drive that I broke when attaching it to the new drive, and I bent a bunch of pins out of whack and the machine wouldn't detect any drives.

    I was prepared to pay $35-60 for a new sled for the drive which would be more than I needed (I only needed the little piece that goes on the drive) but would make my laptop work again. So, the next weekend, I went to the local Gateway store and explained my problem at the service desk. The guy went back and talked to a tech (who I wish I could have spoken with in the first place, but...) and eventually came back and said that the part was standard (I didn't know it at the time, but it's proprietary), but I had the serial number of the sled, which he took back. I waited around a bit and the tech eventually came back out with a sled.

    "This is what your sled looks like, right?"

    "Yeah, I guess." (I'd seen it before, but it was hard to remember exactly.)

    "And this is the little piece you need?"

    "Yep."

    "Well, this is your lucky day. Normally we'd have to have a warehouse ship these over and it would be pretty costly."

    "Mmhmm.."

    *I reach for my wallet.*

    "So, how much will this cost?"

    "*Shrug*"

    "!! Wow, thanks!"

    So, I got the part for free. I didn't even expect them to be able to help me and they were able to do that and then some.

    On the way out, my dad joked that he probably just took the other notebook out of the trash and gave me the part. He later joked that it was me who made them have to shut down their stores.

    Anyway, that was my Gateway story. I actually found that local store rather helpful. I'm not sure what I would have done otherwise. Maybe they will outsource their local support to a more general company.

    BTW, this comment typed with that very notebook. Still going strong with a nice new hard drive and a fresh installation of Slackware. And, I was surprised to find, it will even run Windows XP! But not for long, in my case ;-) .

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    Withdrawal before climax is very ineffective and those who try this are usually called "parents."
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