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Lindows Agreeing to Change Name

xandroid writes "It looks like Lindows.com has thrown in the towel for the fight to keep its name: the Seattle Times reports that they 'would not continue a worldwide legal battle with Microsoft.' They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos -- 'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'." Update: 04/07 19:37 GMT by S : This is worth clarifying - Michael Robertson is claiming "...the company will go by a different name outside the U.S. until it can win the right to use the Lindows name internationally."

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  1. Winux isnt the future by stecoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    because it's the W that is causing all the problems

    So the name isn't going to be Winux - because problems with Ws.

    1. Re:Winux isnt the future by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can see the ads now:

      Winux. The Opewating System fow Centuwions!

      -Biggus Dickus

    2. Re:Winux isnt the future by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that would by by Pilate.

      Biggus Dickus would say,

      "Linux. The Operating Thythtem for Thenturionth!"

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    3. Re:Winux isnt the future by VValdo · · Score: 5, Funny

      So the name isn't going to be Winux

      Winux Is Not... Uh... Xenix?

      W

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    4. Re:Winux isnt the future by Gildor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be vewy vewy quiet...i'm installing winux!

    5. Re:Winux isnt the future by karnal · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, Winux Is Not Unlike Xerox.

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    6. Re:Winux isnt the future by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't that be "Linukth"?

    7. Re:Winux isnt the future by cshark · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would be funny.

      I do need to take issue with Robertson's stance that Microsoft will sue anyone in the desktop space. You'll notice for example, that they haven't sued Xandros and Mandrake. Gee, I wonder why. Could it be that their names don't rhyme with Microsoft's flag ship product?!

      Generic term or not, if you name your competing operating system anything that even remotely sounds like Windows, you're begging for a Microsoft law suit. And I think Robertson knows it. I just wish he could be honest about it.

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    8. Re:Winux isnt the future by cybermancer · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should go with "Lindos" with the slogan, "Because it's the MS that is causing all the problems."

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    9. Re:Winux isnt the future by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm thinking "Lindoze" would be great. If Microsoft went after them for similarity to "Windoze", I'd laught till I fell off my chair.

      (And I'm on a high chair at a sign-in desk, atm.)

    10. Re:Winux isnt the future by aaamr · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about LindoUUs

      It's a double-U, not a W.

    11. Re:Winux isnt the future by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, his error was assuming foreign courts would react as the USA courts have, and find "Windows" a generic term. Anyone who's followed the Asterix case would know better. Apparantly those dudes have a trademark on any word that ends in the letter "x". But for some reason they haven't sued Xerox.

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    12. Re:Winux isnt the future by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that would by by Pilate.

      Don't you mean "Palm Pilate"? I hear the new models will even wash your hands for you...

    13. Re:Winux isnt the future by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      So...you're saying it's a copy?

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    14. Re:Winux isnt the future by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still don't see what's wrong with Licrosoft... :-)

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    15. Re:Winux isnt the future by Sfing_ter · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm thinking "Lindovvs", you don't hardly have to change the monograms... :)

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    16. Re:Winux isnt the future by vsprintf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm thinking "Lindoze" would be great. If Microsoft went after them for similarity to "Windoze", I'd laught till I fell off my chair.

      While that's funny, the fact that Lindows is far too much like Windows is not. The run-as-root implementation grafts all the worst problems of Windows onto a Linux distro. I'm going to (ackk, gag) root (no pun intended) for Microsoft on this one. Lindows (by any name) needs to go away for the greater good of Linux.

  2. This seemed kind of inevitable. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always kind of figured that Lindows would have to cave eventually. Microsoft is just too big and powerful to square off with over the name of a product, and I'm surprised that someone would create a name so obviously based on Microsoft's main product without considering the fact that the software giant would be almost forced to take legal action.

    Instead of Lindos, how about Lindros? They could use the handsome face of the Canadian-born New York Ranger as their logo, but what slogan would they use? Maybe something about hacking?

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    1. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by IcerLeaf · · Score: 2, Funny
      Instead of Lindos, how about Lindros? They could use the handsome face of the Canadian-born New York Ranger as their logo, but what slogan would they use? Maybe something about hacking?
      Big! Powerful! Productive!

      Then in fine print... Do not bump computer's case. System may crash and not reboot for months at a time. Do not anger software author's father, or software may automatically revoke its license at any time without warning. Software may refuse to boot for certain users, except the Rangers or Leafs.

      Who am I kidding, nobody will get these jokes on Slashdot! Say hello to -1 Off Topic!

  3. smart move by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Enough like the old one to retain the brand recognition, and they can point out it is LindOS, if MS comes a-suing again. Of course, the question is "will it keep sucking?" ;)

  4. Easy-Linux by dolo666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From 2003, when Robertson (of Lindows fame) answered /. questions he said, "When we started Lindows.com we believed that software installation was extremely difficult for most users".

    To me this shows that Robertson is making his money on the connection between Linux, Windows and Lindows; by bridging the gap between the ease of windows and the better systemic designs of Linux. Therefore without the perfect name, Lindows may vanish into obscurity; but is a name that important? I think so, I don't think so... it doesn't matter really, does it? What to call it? How about Easy-Linux? Lindos won't work either, because it's got DOS in it...

    1. Re:Easy-Linux by aacool · · Score: 3, Informative
      I'm sorry - Easy Linux is taken.

      EasyLinux v1.2

      Manufacturer: Easy Information Technology
      E-Mail: info@eIT.de
      URL: Price: $21 US (cd only)

    2. Re:Easy-Linux by loyalsonofrutgers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooh, ooh: FireLind. Or, better yet, LindFox.

  5. If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...why not just call it "Windos"? ;)

  6. That W by BrodyVess · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strange- the American economy and international reputation has the same issue. Its that W. thats causing all the problems

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    1. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have to agree with you. The only things that kept old Willy out of economic trouble was the .com thing and the Y2K bug. Without those, we'd likely have had the economic problems of the current "W" in the late 90's. Maybe one could even say the false economic growth from Willy's terms could be cause of the current state due to inflated over growth of the economy back then.

      Without the .com and Y2K bug, where do you (follow up posters) think the US economy would have been?

  7. Score one for Microsoft by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, a win for the little guy!

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  8. New Name Announced by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new name will now be:

    Wierdows

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    1. Re:New Name Announced by jc42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, I think it should be Lindoze.

      After all, to challenge this, MS would have to acknowledge the widely-used "Windoze" mispeling of their trademark name.

      Of course, there's always Mike Rowe to think of. And there's a nice parody of it all at www.ubersoft.net.

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  9. It's the W that's causing all the problem by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one who sees a connection with US politicians?? :P

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  10. Lindos by kjdames · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Won't "Lindos" be just as scrutinized by Microsoft? After all, MikeRoweSoft was shot down, showing that a phonetic similarity is just as condemning as anything else.

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    1. Re:Lindos by dozing · · Score: 4, Informative
      Won't "Lindos" be just as scrutinized...

      If you read the most recent Michael's Minute You'll see the following:

      Selecting a new name is more complex then you might think. A few weeks ago we asked for suggestions, and we were flooded with some creative ideas. My favorite was one user writing in to say our name should be "lindos" and our new slogan should be "because it's the W that is causing all the problems." :-) Finding a unique name for which domain names and trademarks are available takes real searching. We're now reviewing candidates and we will identify our new international name on April 14th. --Michael Robertson

      I take this to mean that Mr. Robertson found Lindos amusing, but does not intend to use it as the Product's new name.

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  11. Here's a good name.. by ganiman · · Score: 5, Funny

    LinDOES

    because WinCANT

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    1. Re:Here's a good name.. by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 2

      Old school!

      Genesis does! What Nintendon't.

  12. Re:lindos eh by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

    DOS is just an acronym for Disk Operating System... if Caldera could/can have DR-DOS without copyright problems, I think Lindos would be pretty unencumbered.
    Random thought: Why does everyone say IANAL? Wouldn't it be easier to assume no one is a lawyer unless they say otherwise?

  13. Oh dear, Lindos... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone give the entire company a moderation of "+1, Troll", thanks :)

  14. As long as they by beforewisdom · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't choose "firebird" I think they will be okay

  15. How about a Homeric name by lrc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lin-D'Oh!s

  16. NotWindows by debaere · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the new name should be NotWindows.

    How can they complain? Its obviously not windows, right? :)

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    1. Re:NotWindows by divec · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think the new name should be NotWindows. How can they complain? Its obviously not windows, right? :)

      Oddly enough, in various domain-name cases, it has been held by the court that, e.g. "MicrosoftSucks.com" is confusingly similar to "Microsoft.com", because a non-native speaker of English might not understand the word "Sucks", and so think that MicrosoftSucks.com was an official Microsoft site.
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  17. It's the W by Shipud · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...because it's the W that is causing all the problems.

    Strike W from Windows and you get INDOS, which is an accurate description of the product.

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  18. From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by baudilus · · Score: 4, Informative
    I downloaded LindowsOS that one day that they were offering for free (still haven't installed it), and I get these periodic emails from Michael Robertson (ceo Lindows?). This is the entire text:

    Michael's Minute: Name Change:

    Last week Judge Coughenour denied our request to block Microsoft's international legal barrage against Lindows.com. Two years ago Microsoft tried to stop Lindows in a U.S. court, but they were denied. Recently, they started piling on lawsuits from around the world attempting to achieve the same result. At the same time, Microsoft is publicly demanding that the EU respect the U.S. court actions concerning their monopolistic behavior and not impose their own rulings. Microsoft hypocritically has no such respect for the U.S. court decision which determined we can operate under the term Lindows pending a final resolution of the litigation.

    Some people may be puzzled about why Microsoft is attacking Lindows and not doing the same for Red Hat - a leading Linux server company. Microsoft has their targets set on Lindows because we are a desktop company. Microsoft has used that desktop dominance to move into other areas and to fund campaigns to wipe out potential competitors (Netscape, Be, Lotus, etc.). Microsoft will attack anything that it believes challenges its desktop monopoly, since it is their life blood. I'm confident that when we get to trial in the U.S., Microsoft employee testimony and internal communications will reveal their true motivations. However it's going to take some time to get resolution due to Microsoft's delay tactics. In the interim, Lindows is unable to fully respond to demand for desktop Linux from countries around the world due to name uncertainty.

    To assure that we can do business globally, we are in the process of selecting a different name for our web presence and product name. I believe it's the only way to respond to an onslaught from such a rich company, since we need to be able to continue to grow our business. (Only one of the richest companies in the world would launch 8 identical lawsuits from different countries.) Our US corporate name will remain Lindows Inc. since we have meaningful name recognition and product distribution.

    Outside the US we will go by a different name until we can battle for the right to use Lindows internationally. The US case will probably take a year to go through the 9th circuit court of appeals and perhaps another year for possible Supreme Court review. Our plan is to go to trial in the US as soon as possible, at which time we hope to get windows declared a generic word. If we win, we plan to approach the State Department and ask them to petition foreign governments to invalidate the windows trademark as they have done for other generic computing terms like "database," "operating system" and "pascal," which companies have tried to register as trademarks in foreign countries.

    Selecting a new name is more complex then you might think. A few weeks ago we asked for suggestions, and we were flooded with some creative ideas. My favorite was one user writing in to say our name should be "lindos" and our new slogan should be "because it's the W that is causing all the problems." :-) Finding a unique name for which domain names and trademarks are available takes real searching. We're now reviewing candidates and we will identify our new international name on April 14th. Once we identify a name, then we'll start the migration. Since we have thousands of web pages and more than 100 servers it will take considerable time to completely transition. The functionality in our product won't change, but outside the US people will know our products by a different name.

    We're not taking this change lightly. We need to keep our business from being held back by legal uncertainty. So visit the website next week, April 14th after 1:00 p.m. PST for the unveiling of our new name.

    -- Michael

    Hopefully this sheds some light.
    1. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by DrPepper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Michael is making a mistake trying to fight this battle. Whilst the Windows trademark needs fighting, he should really be concentrating on battling Windows as a product.

      In the end, I don't think it matters what the product name is. Calling it Lindows might get some people to purchase it that might otherwise purchase Windows, but I doubt it really causes much confusion. However, calling it "Lin---s" in one area, whilst calling it "Lindows" in another, and then changing to "Lindos" outside the US is sure just to cause confusion to your average consumer.

      Far better to give the product an uncontraversial, but rememberable name, and concentrate on building that brand.

  19. Another example of how the legal system is FUBAR by Tassach · · Score: 4, Informative

    This just goes to show the fundamental problem with the current legal system: regardless of the merit of their position, the rich can use the courts to impose their will on the poor by killing them with legal fees.

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  20. Am I the only one by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... sick of hearing Robertson whine like the world is out to get him?

    "I believe it's the only way to respond to an onslaught from such a rich company, since we need to be able to continue to grow our business," he said.

    Boo hoo. Who cares what you think of MSFT, they're in the right, IMO. If the OS was called Lacintosh OSX, Apple would do the same thing.

    Selling a "windows replacement" as "lindows" is pushing the line. Myself, I see it as a sleazy attempt to confuse unsavvy K-Mart shoppers into thinking they're getting Windows compatible machine.

    If MS released "Winux" do you think Linus would excercise his TM rights? I do, and he should.

    Screw this guy. He poked a bear with a stick, and is now crying that the bear took a run at him. He should consider himself lucky to get away, company intact, without being mauled.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If MS released "Winux" do you think Linus would excercise his TM rights? I do, and he should.

      I don't, any more than I think that Linus would go after "Unix", "A/UX", "AIX", or "Minix", or any more than the holders of those trademarks went after Linus. Somehow, everyone managed to get along with vaguely similar names *except* Microsoft and Robertson.

      I will grant that Robertson is a terribly antagonizing fellow if you're competing with him (his prize to "port Linux to the X-Box via a hardware and software approach" that essentially subsidized a cracking of Microsoft's DRM scheme and their subsequent loss of a lot more than his $100,000 prize, was a slick strategic move but terribly unfriendly).

    2. Re:Am I the only one by HRH+King+Lerxst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me start by saying that I think 'Lindows' is a pretty dumb name, it just sounds me too-ish.

      That being said, IIRC Microsoft doesn't have a trademark on the word Windows...it's too generic. Their trademark is on 'Microsoft Windows', 'Windows XP', etc. Linux is a trade mark, Mac OSX is a trademark.

      So I think it's wrong for Microsoft to be able to force Lindows to change it's name.

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    3. Re:Am I the only one by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      XBox' DRM scheme was cracked by bunnie before Robertson announced the prize, and would have been cracked regardless.

      There's a hell of a lot more money selling modchips and bootlegs in places like Hong Kong than his 100,000 prize (which he's never paid due to some clause, to my knowledge)

      He's just immature. Why not just call it "Linos: because microsoft are gayer than aids!!!!11!oneone LOLROFL"

      I'd never buy a product that seems to exist only to give some other product the finger. Especially when there are so many user-friendly, good, distros out there.

      Would you buy a car called "Ford is teh suck"? Even if the car was a piece of shit?

      He should come up with a sensible normal name, and run his business like he actually wants it to succeed - I don't think he does, I think he wants it to bomb so he can sue MSFT, blaming them.

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    4. Re:Am I the only one by sommere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that Microsoft didn't make up the name "windows" it pre-dates Microsoft Windows.

      Next thing, I'll come up with "MyCompany MouseGestures," it will become the most well known mose gesture software, and I'll sue anyone who uses anything that sounds like MouseGestures. Except that I didn't invest MouseGestures, but somehow I've come to own it.

      Microsoft didn't invent windowing operating systems, and it shouldn't get to own the term "windows" just because its windowing operating systems is the most popular and it chose a generic term for its name.

    5. Re:Am I the only one by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or, you could look at it from the other perspective.

      Microsoft has sunk a shitload of money, time and effort into the Windows brand. And, like it or not, it's Windows that worked in the marketplace; not VisiOn, not Desqview, not OS/2, not MacOS, not BeOS, and so on.

      Then, some little bugger comes along, and tries to capitalize, specifically and willfully, on your name and effort to sell their product. That's a problem.

      Was Lindows a logical name? Sure, it describes exactly what it is; a fusion of Windows and Linux. Unfortunately, it takes advantage of Microsoft's heavy investments.

      Or, put another way, if MS finishes making the CLI programs required to admin Win2000/XP (and they're pretty damn close) and markets a GUI-less version of the NT5 kernel as 'Microsoft Linux,' becuase, after all, Linux has become synonimous with 'user level UNIX like operating system,' would you still think that was OK?

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  21. Re:lindos eh by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wouldn't it be easier to assume no one is a lawyer unless they say otherwise?

    Not in America.

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  22. New name suggestions here! by bangular · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the solution should be a stab at microsoft. Maybe, "Bill Gates has no penis". Obviously they would have to create a cartoonish character that has the name bill gates, and that would be the particular bill gates in question. So there would be no confusion.

    1. Re:New name suggestions here! by Ernest+P+Worrell · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you have just come up with the best marketing idea ever. Gosh, who wouldn't buy atleast three copies of a product with a name like that?!?!

      "Phffft, you're running Windows 2005. Lamer! I'm on BillGatesHasNoPenis 2.4, which is so much more superior."

    2. Re:New name suggestions here! by JPriest · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reminds me of 2600.com vs Verizon when they registered verizonsucks.com. The got mad and registered something like Verizon-should-spend-more-money-fixing-their-netwo rk-and-less-money-on-layers.com

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    3. Re:New name suggestions here! by orangesquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bill Gates isn't a person.

      Bill Gates are obviously how money gets out of the treasury's printing room. Duh.

      Problem Solved!

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    4. Re:New name suggestions here! by solowlr · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's pretty funny...and here's the story

      http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,36210,00 .html

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  23. Smaller guy wins by Jens_UK · · Score: 2, Informative
    One of the world's largest corporations just lost a name dispute to a chain of auto parts retailers.

    Ford loses Futura to Pep Boys

    Ford also couldn't get GT-40 back from a pretty small company.

  24. Software naming issues by Chromodromic · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lindows.com has been asking customers for name suggestions. Robertson said his favorite was that the new name be "Lindos" along with the slogan, "Because it's the W that is causing all the problems."

    Why is it so difficult to find decent software names? Why does Adobe have "Photoshop" and the open source community have "The Gimp", which literally means a person with a limp? Why is there "Oracle" and "SQL Server", one which is cool, both historically and as a product brand, and one which is straightforward and easy to remember (if nothing else), but the OS community as "PostgreSQL"?

    A lot of programmers in the Slashdot community take cheap shots at marketing and this is important, because extreme marketing types can be every bit as annoying as extreme nerds, but it would be nice if it was acknowledged that marketing is, actually, a legitimate discipline and that product naming is important.

    Lindos? So this is the BEST they can do?: Ask the community or drop the 'W'? Come on, guys. You came up with the software, why not make a legitimate effort to take the name seriously?

    Would you go around to all your friends to ask what to name your child? And if you couldn't come up with anything by taking a poll would you just, say, drop the 'H' in John, if that was your first name, and call it done? I mean let's face it, good software is a lot harder to make than a baby, for most of us anyway ...

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    1. Re:Software naming issues by waveclaw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lindos? So this is the BEST they can do?: Ask the community or drop the 'W'? Come on, guys. You came up with the software, why not make a legitimate effort to take the name seriously?

      I don't know how serious the discussion were for the name change. However, I do know that around the southwest of the U.S.A., Lindos would be pronounced the same as Lindows [1]. Phonetically, at least, the name hasn't changed.

      1. I suspect this is due to the frequent [vowel]+'s' -> [vowel]+'es' problem with native English teachers (e.g. hick mom, hick dad, that lady/guy at school with 60 hrs of community college "children's education" classes who's being paid less than the janitor). Even with words that are not being pluralized ('Lindoses' anyone?), the 'es' pronunciation is pronunced.

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  25. the W by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 2, Funny
    'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'

    We're talking about politics, right?

  26. fo shizzle by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lindizzle!

  27. Kind of a shame by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At one point, Lindows had been taking the position that Lindows could not be infringing upon the Windows trademark, because Windows was itself an invalid trademark (already being a common term within the computer industry before MS started using it). I had really wanted to see how this played out. I think Lindows was correct on this assessment; MS was improperly granted a trademark on an already-existing term from that field. On the other hand, there is now so much business, brand recognition, and so forth built upon that trademark by now that the situation would be very difficult to correct, even if MS's hordes of attorneys failed to convince the judge to leave the situation be. The legal questions raised in that particular side of the case was what I was most interested in hearing the answers to, but now it's not something we're likely to see addressed.

  28. Re:You should call it ... by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's what i was going to ask. Windows does not instantly imply Microsoft. To me, windows are used to look out of. Although there are similarities which are pretty funny. Windows are fragile and break easily. I guess the software is aptly named but i can't see how they can use windows as a trademark without the microsoft. IANAL but i was always curious about that.

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  29. There's been a Lindos for 25 years already by Richard+Lamont · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The name is already taken.


    Lindos Electronics make high-end pro-audio test equipment. They have done for over 25 years.

  30. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it was the legal systems in like 6 other countries outside of the United States that was the problem--Lindows was actually holding its ground here in the US.

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  31. DOS is a generic acronym by neowolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft owns "MS-DOS", but there have been many other DOS products (DR-DOS comes to mind). DOS is simply an acronym for Disk Operating System. In a very real way, Linux is, at least partially, a DOS, as are any other operating systems that run on a disk. The term just isn't used anymore because nobody wants to have anything to do with it, since it implies old MS-DOS for most.

    Then again, I thought windows were pretty generic too...

  32. This a good thing. by Krik+Johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Lindows is very underated by the Slashdot community. I got a free developers edition from OSnews a while back. While it didn't include click and run in the free version, the whole operating system screamed I am Joe's Linux. Yes it rocked, yet most slashdotters don't try it because they heard that a beta version ran as root. Which is not the case. It tells you to make an account. Quite good, and I'm Glad Mandrake 10 has learn't from them because thats what I use now!

    Giving a more respectable name will give it a better reputation, and will make it more recognisable as a brand. Red Hat, Mandrake, SuSE and Java Desktop all are famous Linux brands, Lindows will have to follow in their footsteps!

  33. Doesn't matter, M$ will TM it before they will. by denis-The-menace · · Score: 2, Funny

    During the Anti-trust proceedings, MS gave "make work" projects to all available Anti-Trust Lawyers that they could find. That way, the procecution couldn't find any lawyers to help them.

    I wouldn't be suprised if MS went out an Trade Marked, Copyrighted or Patented any possible variations of Windows

    Bindows, Cindows, Dindows, Findows, Gindows...
    lindose, lindoz, lindohs, lindOS, lind0Z

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  34. Re:Who Cares? by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With all due respect sir,

    I personnaly think that Lindows is good.

    Lindows isn't Gentoo, RedHat, SuSE or Mandrake (..well screw that last two :p) or any other Distro.

    Lindows is Lindows, Linux equivalent to Windows and most promising replacement OS for the average joe who does not want to take control on the computer.

    The average joe wants a safe computer on which he can send email, browse the net and play solitaire...Lindows can do that and in the mean time proves that Linux can be usable by the non-technical folks.

    plus, it offers a nice transition between windows & linux, you begin to understand how it works but still behind the comfort of a gui, wizards....etc.

    Then, when you are ready, you jump in the bigger stuff.

    Truly your appear to be a linux user and that's great. We respect the fact that you know a lot of stuff and are very technical, but linux NEEDS distros like Lindows to gain popularity and popular support.

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  35. Removing the "W "may not solve the problem. by David+Hume · · Score: 2, Informative

    They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos -- 'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'."


    Don't be so sure eliminating the "W" will solve the problem. In order to avoid trademark law problems, people who are selecting a name for a business, product or service are advised to search for and avoid names that "are phonetically similar (spelled differently but pronounced the same or similar; homonyms)." [See also "Synonyms or homonyms."]

  36. Oh, come on!!! by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

    It remins me of that story...

    Guy asks to change his name...

    Judge: It's not like that we need proof that your name is a bad one.

    Guy: My name is Johm Crap

    Judge: Yes, we'll change it right away. What would you like to be your new name?

    Guy: Jack Crap...

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  37. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and then they could make the OS part real big and claim it's Wind OS. To highlight that the real name is really Wind they could have a grassy hill as the background with blue sky and fluffy clouds being blown about.

    Of course, the whole slashdot communty could have a field day saying "WindOS really blows!" but, hey, you can't have everything.

    TW

  38. LinDOS? by nofx_3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uh oh, I don't think LinDOS would please Microsoft, they are going to complain it infringes on their DOS copyright. And besides, now all the techies are going to think its a dos emulator for linux or something. Since it will now be the D that is causing trouble I suggest they take out the D and become LinOS. But then MS will complain it sounds too much like WinOS or something. So I suggest the just change the name to L. Microsoft cannot complain at all about the L. You could even call the theL that would be kinda catchy.

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  39. How about Linzizzle? by tbase · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gazziza Dilznoofus! Get with the crezappy power of Wiznitch OS... Wiznitch got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick remember, nothing makes yo' feet stank like Wiznitch OS... DAMN! It's crezappy!!!"

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  40. !Windows by dsmoses · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about !Windows, cause then it could not be any clearer that is has nothing to do with windows.

  41. Law has determined that rhymes are illegal. by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows has hit an all time low, Good bye they said to the resturant Rob Lowe's!

    "It's time to get them!" screamed 3M as they sue'ed their neighbors Aunt Em and IBM.

    Cargill's fighting just the same, It appears Hank Hill is in the chill.

    Burn those CDs Nero's dad said. Ahead get to burnin' but ahh then again. Now Bevis and Butthead are raging again, heard something something about thier big old heads.

    Who's next, The Not-So-Soft Concrete company? I might see, but Too close to Microsoft, tee-hee.

    Miramax and Cinamax, and Climax oh my, who will win that one, which one will die.

    Honda sues Fonda and Ford sues the Lord, Paul Ruben is suing sandwich shops in accord with clock but a tick but that can't be cuz of BiC who sue the tick-tock if the Stanley's did sue cuz of their locks!

    So how till Sony starts claim their ponies are phonies and sue dead Sonny for money cuz it's just not so funny while Cher start gearing for Sharepoint's ever pending sue fest and hearings on whether the only word that in english can be used is the single word...

    ORANGE

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  42. Clinton and the Bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The funny thing is, Clinton gets credit for the bubble like it was real, and W gets blame for the collapse like the prices in March 2000 were supposed to stay that way forever.

    "All I know about W is that when Clinton was president, the Nasdaq was 5000", basically.

    Bubbles are bad, whatever the cause. They cause people to invest time and energy and money in businesses that don't actually produce as much resources as they consume. (If the businesses turn out to be profitable and the stock prices don't collapse in the long run, then it's not a bubble!) The bubble is a flight from reality, and the collapse is a return to reality.

  43. Creative Names by pdrome4robert · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Apple was developing the Power Macintosh 7100, the interal code name for the computer was "Sagan", in honor of Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan sued and lost. Apple changed the name to "Butthead Astronomer". Sagan sued again, this time for libel, and lost again. So the the law will look the other way for more creative names. For example... DieRedmondDie, GatesUX, SueThis, BlueScreenOfDeath, BorgLawyer, or RedmondKeepYourHandsOffMyComputer. No law suit fodder here.

  44. Lindovvs by Nick+Driver · · Score: 5, Funny

    L i n d o v v s

    1. Re:Lindovvs by jrockway · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you meant "L i n d o vv s"

      That's actually a pretty good idea :)

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  45. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OSS developers always seem to pick the most moronic names.

    That's because whenever we pick a simple, obvious name, Microsoft takes it and sues us for using it.

    There is a long list of MS trade names that were used by someone else before MS started using the name. The most egregious is probably "Personal Computer", which was used by all the small-computer makers before MS took it over. And DOS was used as an OS name by many other vendors before MS claimed it; it was the industry-standard TLA for Disk Operating System in the days when many computers didn't automatically come with a disk.

    The lesson is that you don't want to use a trademark that Microsoft will want. If you do, you either give it to them when they ask, or they'll bankrupt you with legal fees. Granted, they're likely to do that anyway, but you don't have to give them an easy excuse.

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  46. How about... by nsayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LindOs (put a line above the O). That way, it's pronounced exactly the same.

  47. marketing by MenTaLguY · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When Inkscape forked from Sodipodi, we were fortunate enough to have folks with both solid technical and marketing/graphic design backgrounds, so we put a lot of thought into branding up-front, as well as the technical issues.

    That probably wouldn't have happened years ago -- "Inkscape" could just as easily have been named "VectorPIMP".

    There's a similar increase in Human Interface factors in recent OSS work. Classic projects like the GIMP are simply beholden to old (bad) UI and marketing decisions.

    So, just give it time. Things are improving.

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  48. XWindows by uncommonlygood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm used to referring to the X system as "X Windows". Why doesn't Microsoft go after this name? Is it older than Microsoft Windows, or is it just that no one uses it commercially? Also, the are a lot of programs that claim to be "Window Managers" (e.g. twm, fvwm), which in combination with X, have basically the same functionality as MS Windows.

    So either all these programs are also breaking Microsofts trademark, or that trademark is invalid (since it implies that "window" is a pretty generic word referring to the type of interface used by all the aforementioned systems).

  49. It should be... by maxpwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I can't believe it's not windows"...

  50. Other rejected names: by El_Smack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mandwake
    Swackware
    WedHat
    Winux

    Whoa, I just realized how bad guys with speech impediments must hate this whole open source thing. Does any one high up in MS have one? Is the reason they gave IE away free that Ballmer got tired of the laughing when he said "Netscwape" in meetings?

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  51. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by NoData · · Score: 4, Funny

    problem with Wind OS is that it sounds too much like "Wind Aw's" which is awful close to "Wind Ass" if you're British. Maybe that's OK, though.

    Other ideas:

    Wind Owes
    Wind O's
    Win Does (like the deer)
    Win Doh's!
    Or, for the far east flavor,
    Nguyen Doze

  52. My suggestion by kaltekar · · Score: 3, Funny



    SoSu Me :)

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  53. The new name should be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The Operating System Formally Known as Lindows"

  54. Why not really appease the geeks.. by kortex · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and call it Lindoze?

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  55. Windex? by ZZ-Type · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose "Windex" is out of the question?

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  56. Wascally OS by weston · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would that be spweading Fudd?

  57. Naming can be Important by mopslik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't put so much stock in a name, its not all that important.

    I don't know about that. Take Phoenix Air for example. I don't know about you, but any airline named after a bird that burts into flames and plummets down from the sky won't be getting my business anytime soon.

  58. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "We all know that Microsoft doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding rhyming OS names."

    That's not true. There may be a weakness there, but saying they don't have a leg to stand on is ridiculous. Don't believe me? Then think about a company you don't hate, like Palm. Why is their trademark okay but Windows isn't?

    That's not the real crux of the matter, though. Simply put, Lindows' motivation was malicious. Here's a few little facts:

    - Microsoft has had the Windows trademark for a few years now. Not to mention that their de-facto monopoly status strengthens the notion that they own that name.

    - Lindows is meant to be very much like Windows, to the point that users can have a hard time telling the difference, especially if they went to Walmart and bought one of those PCs.

    - The CEO of Lindows put up $250,000 to reward somebody for hacking the X-BOX. I don't know if that would make it into court over this matter or not, but he still intentionally set out to do Microsoft harm.

    It would be awful if Lindows won this case without any reprecussions for the intentional bullying they were trying to do. I know it's fun to hate Microsoft and all, but this form of litiguous bs is exactly what you're mad at SCO for. Don't let Lindows ruin the reputation of the Linux/Open Source Communities.

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  59. "Lindos" actually means... by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Lindos" means "beautiful" in Portuguese.

    RMN
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  60. Re:This has me wondering... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Y'know, you can pop the key cap off quite easily with a knife blade or screwdriver, and press a new one in place. It can be fun to do this with a few of the odd keys on someone's keyboard. I knew someone once who liked the Dvorak keyboard, and moved all the key caps around on his keyboard to match that layout. Impressed the hell out of most visitors. I had this temptation to sneak in one day and move them all back, just to see the reaction.

    Maybe someone should start making key caps with little Tux logos on them, for when you install linux and don't want that damned Windows logo to be on your nice machine.

    A problem we have around our house is a cockatiel who sneaks in when he thinks you can't catch him, and pops off the key caps. So far we've always found them, but some day he's going to fly off with one and hide it. Or he'll figure out how to put them back on.

    I have seen some replacement keys that say "Any".

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