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Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate

RonnyJ writes "The BBC is reporting that, according to a recent survey, more than 70% of people would willingly give up their computer password in exchange for as little as a bar of chocolate. Over a third of the people surveyed even gave out their password without having to be bribed, and most indicated that they were fed up with having to use passwords."

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  1. I'd give up mine for sex! by walter_kovacs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I am that desperate.

    1. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      > I'd give up mine for sex!

      Hey! That's my password for my root account too. (Except I don't add have spaces.)

      No-one has cracked my computer yet, so I know it must be a good password.

    2. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by AppyPappy · · Score: 5, Funny
      A guy on my hall gave up his fraternity secrets for sex.


      Our new tablet PC's have card readers. When I worked at a Fortune 70, we found that no employee over Sr Manager level could remember a password, even if written down where they could see it. So what do you do. We just gave them a blank password. Now they could do emails and spreadsheets but not passwords.


      Go figure.

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      If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

    3. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny


      I'd also give mine up for love.
      Maybe also for a secret.
      Hell, I'd also do it for God.
      Although not neccesarily in that order.

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    4. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cool. I'll bring the goat around about 7pm.

    5. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What the hell kinds of secrets can a fraternity have? Best cheap beer to get drunk on? How much money it really takes to buy friendship? Best time to slip date-rape drug into your dates drink?

    6. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Frats have retarded secrets like hand shakes and secret mottos. Some Ivy League frats have a secret president. Everyone tells their girlfriend all the stuff because nobody really cares.

      -B

    7. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Ansonmont · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, the biggest Frat secret is the "Tell frat secrets for sex trick." Shh.

      IANAFB (Fraternity Brother)

    8. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by GTRacer · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...we found that no employee over Sr Manager level could remember a password...

      I worked for a small privately-held HR-and-Admin services firm, and the head honcho managed to lock himself out on a regular basis...despite the fact that his password was his flipping first name with a 1 at the end.

      I never did have the guts to "hint" him with, "What's your first name, Sir? Then put your I.Q. at the end. No, not your shoe size. Your I.Q. It's gotta be one digit..."

      Oh well. I had a great supervisor and I learned a lot.

      GTRacer
      - It's not me

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    9. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you kidding? Frats have two complete sets of secrets: the real secrets, and the secrets you "give away" for sex! Ask any girl hanging around the house if she knows the secret handshake. If you she shows you the "sex" secret, then you know she's been laid by a brother. (If she shows you the real handshake, then she's been laid by a brother who was too drunk to remember which was which.)

    10. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by VertigoAce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fraternities are social organizations in college in the US. Some are coed and service oriented. What most people refer to, though, are all male and are mostly social in nature.

      Fraternity secrets would involve the procedure of becoming a member, the rituals of the house, etc. Some houses are more secretive than others.

      Watch Animal House or any other fraternity movie to get the general idea.

    11. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dammit! You just gave away the real secret... the fact that there are two sets of secrets! And you only did it for karma, not even sex!

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    12. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by potifar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just as long as nobody mentions the third sets of secrets, everything should be fine.

    13. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by niittyniemi · · Score: 2, Funny


      > At the last IT firm I worked for, the CEO had a four-letter
      > password. I'm not going to say what it was, but it was the name
      > of an animal.
      >
      > That was bad enough, but it was the name of an animal he had
      > tattooed on his forearm.

      Was it a cock by any chance? ;)

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    14. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by AppyPappy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The worst thing is everytime power went out, we would get these memos from the CFO wanting retina-reading or fingerprint reading technology for passwords. Jiminy Christmas. A $10k password-avoidance media on a $5k machine because a $100k VP can't remember a stupid password like his wife's name. I should have changed the VP-Personnel's password to "mysecretaryridesthebalonypony". He would have remembered that! (note: The first guy listed in Contacts in the email directory gets a lot of interesting stuff because they get added to the To: box by accident a lot)

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  2. Passwords and memory by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use one password for anything I don't really care about (/. login, LWN login, etc.) and different ones for systems I do care about (webservers, mx machines, client machines etc). I couldn't have told them my care-about passwords anyway though - I don't remember them, I just remember how to type them in. If I have to tell someone, I have to go through the process of mentally "typing" the word - complete with shift keys etc...

    It takes less than 5 minutes to remember a new sequence, just by typing it lots of times, and I find that if I *do* forget one from (say) 6 months ago, if I put my fingers through the first 1 or 2 chars, I get the whole sequence back... Holographic memory at its best :-)

    I've found this works much better for me than what I used to do (take 2 words, reverse them, catenate them, and take the central 8 chars) - the recovery of "forgotten" passwords is much easier when I let my fingers "remember" what to do... It also allows me to give clients obviously hard-to-forge passwords and easily use them :-)

    Simon

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    1. Re:Passwords and memory by JoScherl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For important things, like Login to a remote system or something I use the first letters of the first sentence that comes to my mind - but in the endI only type the sequences without remebering what it meant - that's quite funny - finding the sentence after some months with only having the letters ;-)
      At unimportant systems I use something like qwerty 'cause it's quite easy to type fast....

    2. Re:Passwords and memory by Domini · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have to agree to this.

      I have a 6 alpha char, but not-so-secret (public), password I use for all my low-risk passwords. Then I have another simple 8 alpha-num, but secret, password for all my secure sites (like Slashdot).

      For high-security (Banking/root/PGP) I use a 13 character randomly generated passsword or two.

      I would give out my not-so secret one to anyone who dares ask, and my 8 char one for an Aero milk bar... ;)

    3. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remembering passwords is easy. I have lots of them.

      The key is to make them memorable, pronouncable non-words. You can do this using passwdgen on linux. Just set it to the number of characters, add the "pronouncable" switch and - optionally - the "non alphaneumeric characters" switch and you'll have something that is very secure yet easy for YOU to recall.

      Further, what a bunch of whiney fucks. "Boo hoo, I have to use passwords. Boo hoo, I have to use a key to open my car door, house, bank deposit box, home safety, glove compartment, trunk. Boo hoo, I have to turn the knobs on doors and open them before walking into a building or home or car."

      Come on people.

    4. Re:Passwords and memory by mrwonka · · Score: 5, Informative

      try passwordsafe

      http://sourceforge.net/projects/passwordsafe/

    5. Re:Passwords and memory by brinkster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I started in a non IT related position 8 months ago. In that time I have managed to find the admin passwords to two domains, admin access to the company database, local admin access to all the PCs at my site, VNC passwords as well as discovered the company RedHat server runs a vulnerable version of SSH.
      All this by showing half an interest and sounding like you know what you're talking about. But then, maybe the IT department here is useless.

    6. Re:Passwords and memory by dyefade · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to have my password as a pattern typed on the keypad. The password, as far as I was concerned, was a pattern on the keyboard, not a number.
      But... I tried to use the same thing on an ATM machine for typing in my PIN number, but the keypads aren't the same... so I had to go in to the bank and explain my mistake... oops.

      789
      456
      123
      Keyboard

      123
      456
      789
      ATM machine

    7. Re:Passwords and memory by goranb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't remember them, I just remember how to type them in. If I have to tell someone, I have to go through the process of mentally "typing" the word

      Ok, this is not related to the topic, but still...

      Here in Slovenia various stores are switching to a "PIN code" based use of credit cards (instead of my signature on the receipt)...
      I personally think that's great and all, as I've been using my cards and PIN code on ATM machines for quite some time now...

      Of course, I don't "know" my PIN code, I know how to type it...
      Guess what? The keyboards stores are using are "up-side-down" compared to the ones used on ATM machines...
    8. Re:Passwords and memory by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like the latter. Anyone in a non-IT has no reason or business knowing any of those passwords.

    9. Re:Passwords and memory by Xugumad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I go a little further than this:

      1. Two seperate "critical" passwords, one for financial (bank, credit card, etc.), one for system access.
      2. One password for anything I need to make reasonably sure no-one gets access to (typically anything that stores my credit card details, even if they aren't viewable).
      3. One password for anything it would be annoying if people access (LiveJournal, online retailers who don't store my credit card, etc.)
      4. One password for sites I don't really care if anyone gets into.
      5. One password for sites I only plan on using once (which you can have for a bar of chocolate)

      Additionally, every 6 months or so I create (using a random password generator) a new password, which becomes my systems password. My systems password becomes my financial password, my financial password becomes my need-to-keep secure, and so on down...

      Works for me...

    10. Re:Passwords and memory by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Informative

      The key is to make them memorable, pronouncable non-words.

      Reading a lot of science-fiction and fantasy books also helps much - especially when you can read them in some non-Western language. "Rohan" or "Alderan" will be too obvious, but "BalduryiBadubiny" won't be that easy to be crack by brute force - while it's very easy to memorize (and pronounce!) if you can read Stanislaw Lem in Polish.

    11. Re:Passwords and memory by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Boo hoo, I have to use a key to open my car door, house, bank deposit box, home safety, glove compartment, trunk.
      How many people would give up they key to their house for a bar of chocolate?

      As we learned in Econ 101, it probably comes down to value. Most people do not ascribe value to computer security; they see it as "something the IT guys make us do." Example: walk into any small shop and check out their security. It has been my experience that all passwords are taped to the monitor more times than not, or you can just ask the admin for them.

      On the other hand, people ascribe much more value to the security of their home and/or car.

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    12. Re:Passwords and memory by Cypherus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like to use the first letters from a certain phrase and add the year at the end, that way i just remember the phrase and after typing it in several times I can type it really fast. My friends call me wacko that I have 13-15 alpha-numeric passwords. They can hardly remember their AOL password let alone a 13-15 alpha-numeric password. Noobs.

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    13. Re:Passwords and memory by omnirealm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I couldn't have told them my care-about passwords anyway though - I don't remember them, I just remember how to type them in.

      I do the same thing. I base my passwords on a pattern of keys on the keyboard. I was haplessly surprised earlier this year while I was on vacation in Europe, when I realized that the keyboard on the hotel terminal had a different key mapping than the one I based my password on! :-( It took me several minutes just to remember what all the keys would have been on a US keyboard and then alter my pattern just to be able to type in my password...

      Yes, I know I probably could have changed the key mapping in the operating system, but it was a Windows machine, and I only know how to use xmodmap.

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    14. Re:Passwords and memory by chef_raekwon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remembering passwords is easy. I have lots of them.

      yes for me too! for example - my name is Rick, so my password is rICK. or RiCk or rick.

      it is very easy to remember, and, when someone asks me for my password, I just tell em what it is! I dont have to put it on a piece of paper or nothing.

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      We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
    15. Re:Passwords and memory by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Boo hoo, I have to use passwords. Boo hoo, I have to use a key..."

      True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope.

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    16. Re:Passwords and memory by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope.

      Finding my keys does...

    17. Re:Passwords and memory by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 5, Funny
      try passwordsafe

      I just changed all my passwords to 'passwordsafe'. They seem to work just as well as all those hard-to-remember passwords I had before. That is what you meant, isn't it?

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    18. Re:Passwords and memory by drudd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same thing happened to me when I got an ergonomic keyboard... the pattern crossed the split in the keys and didn't match up right for my muscle memory.

      Now I use the split as an extra piece of information in the pattern, makes it a nonsense pattern on a normal keyboard.

      Doug

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    19. Re:Passwords and memory by E_elven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tell my friends to, instead of remembering the word itself, either remember the pattern of finger movements or -this has been popular lately- simply writing the first letter of their name with the keys on the keyboard. For example for 'A', you could have zSe4RfV (on a qwerty.) An additional good trick is to set the computer to be able to switch between two input locales (without the little sign in system tray) -for example, if you switch (alt+lshift) to Dvorak just before typing the password, it's hard to get right even if someone sees it (I switch to Qwerty myself:)

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    20. Re:Passwords and memory by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All this by showing half an interest and sounding like you know what you're talking about. But then, maybe the IT department here is useless.

      Dude, show competance like that and you'll be drafted into the IT department and then you'll really be sorry.

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    21. Re:Passwords and memory by hswerdfe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny I have 4 passwords

      Low security Internet (slashdot/monster/..etc..)
      one for home (12 random key strokes)
      one for finance (another 12 random key strokes)
      and one for work....my onw for work is "password"

      any one care to guess how much I like my job?

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    22. Re:Passwords and memory by James_G · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I actually created a secure database which I can access from anywhere on the net to hold my passwords. They're all encrypted for security, and you access the site over SSL. You can download the code for it here.

      No guarantees as to how secure it is. So far I haven't found any problems with it.

  3. Also over 30% will just tell you..... by troc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And apparently over 30% of those asked would just reveal their passwords without any bribery!

    Troc

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    1. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by bobbis.u · · Score: 5, Interesting
      But what use is a user id and password if you don't know where the computer is that it accesses?

      They should have tried doing the survey by knocking on people's front doors and asking them. I bet significantly less people would tell them then, because they would realise there was a much greater chance that the divulged information could actually be used.

      I am sure that somewhere in my town, there is a computer with the Windows login "Administrator", with password set to "password". Now in order for that information to be useful I still need to find that computer. (The only likely way is brute force scanning, which, by extension could be applied to the password cracking anyway.)

      Clearly, if the attacker was more malicious and started following you, etc they could get this information. However, most people will assume that noone else actually has a major reason to be interested in their PC or indeed downloading their pr0n collection. This is part of the reason why Joe Public does have such strong feelings about spyware as the average slashdotter.

    2. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And apparently over 30% of those asked would just reveal their passwords without any bribery!

      Yes, that was interesting, and I'm not surprised. But, this quote from the article (emphasis mine) bothered me.

      The RSA survey found that maintaining online identities is becoming a burden for many people who, on average, use 20 sites that require them to register and then log on afterwards.

      Good Lord! These are 'random' commuters. I find it quite hard to believe that a significant portion of them have have 20 logins let alone an AVERAGE of 20 online logins to keep track of. Especially considering that only one respondent (allegedly) had a total of 40 logins.

      So, it's Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. I don't take the article as anything resembling reality.

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  4. What's so wrong about that?? by JasonBee · · Score: 2, Funny

    My users do that all the time, if I am to believe that all those candies sitting in urns on desks serve a purpose! And to think my wife works at Nestle! JB

  5. Wait a minute by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They didn't actually test these passwords they just said "I'll give you a bar of chocolate if you give me your password".

    So people can just make it up.

    Yes Mr "Researcher" if offered chocolate 79% of people can think of a random word.

    Big deal,
    John.

    1. Re:Wait a minute by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Depends what type of password they're asking for. I can imagine my boss giving up some of his real passwords for a bribe because he thinks "big deal... that one's not protecting anything sensitive anyway". Except, that comes down to him not understanding that whole "weakest link in the defenses" problem. Yea, maybe THAT password isn't, but what does that give a malicious user access to that could be abused elsewhere? What apps level attacks are we now vulnerable to? What databases could be stolen? Could the attacker now impersonate you to get more information from other people?

      Management and business types, and of course home users, don't think security is a big complex model. They think "oh, we have a firewall... we're safe" and that's the end of it.

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    2. Re:Wait a minute by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Management and business types, and of course home users,
      > don't think security is a big complex model. They think
      > "oh, we have a firewall... we're safe" and that's the end of it.

      I am a management type, you insensitive clod :-)

      John.

    3. Re:Wait a minute by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a difference between having a sysadmin that's insane and having one that understands reasonable protections based on the content being protected and the overall position of the system in question. If a single compromise could result in a $200 million dollar loss of sensitive information, maybe forcing people who access that info to use a 12 character password that's not vulnerable to a dictionary attack isn't such a bad idea, hmm?

      Yet, I see it all the time: some stupid suit thinks they know better and wants to be exempt from the policy. Dysfuntion exists at every level, but when it runs rampant in people with authority, you have a real problem. What amazes me is that the excuse from these boneheads is always the same when something goes wrong: "well, I'm a MANAGER, I handle BUSINESS DECISIONS. You don't expect me to understand your technical mumbo jumbo, do you!?"

      Uh, no dumbass.... I expect you to sit back, STFU, and let me do my job. You HIRED me to do this so you didn't HAVE to understand the technical mumbo jumbo... remember?

      I'm sure not all management is like this, but from my vantage point, most of it is. It's so much easier for them to point fingers after the shit hits the fan than it is to sit down and work with the technical people from the start, I suppose. This whole story is probably a good example of that. I tried to get these bozos to pay for some of our front line people to take classes on preventing social engineering attacks. Something like 90 people would have been enrolled to the tune of $25K. They refused. So, to make my point, I told my buddy to get into the veeps office. Sure as all hell, he did it without raising any eyebrows... they thought it was a "cute trick" and still didn't sign anyone onto the class because they don't think anyone would ever try it with us. I then tried to point out that while WE might not have anything particularly valuable, we do act as interface to a much larger International that DOES have a lot of valuable assets that competitors and crooks would love.. no dice. Idiots, says I. Idiots. They hire people to do things they don't understand, then tell them how to do it anyway. That's like hiring a builder to build your house, then hanging over them all the time and telling them they're doing it wrong.

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    4. Re:Wait a minute by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm living proof of this. I was waiting for a train at Liverpoot St Station in London, and took part in the survey once I realised there was a freebie involved. Every single question they asked I made up a false reply to, partly to get the free chocolate but mostly because I hate intrusive market researchers and people trying to profile me.

      Sadly, I doubt they will ever realise how worthless their surveys are, after all the NYT still hasn't got the message after about a billion fake login names.

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  6. Wow... I mean... wow... by r6an · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and most indicated that they were fed up with having to use passwords
    Maybe if your admin required something like a 16 character alphanumeric cyber with alt codes, but wow... I thought I was lazy. Maybe it's time for security card (prox)/eye scanner/voice recognition systems (not just one, combination of them)
    1. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      you have it easy!

      here they added the restriction that you password can not contain any characters that can be typed at the keyboard... oh and you cant use any of your last 50 passwords.

      Ok, so I'm kind-of joking... but their stupidity at corperate to make passwords insanely complex has weakened computer security as most users now have their password (and the last 20 or so) written down under their desk blotter, in the drawer or even on a post-it on the monitor...

      Oh and corperate's extreme wisdom has the last four of your SSN in your user ID, and they use that same 4 digits to verify who you are to tech support lines...

      so basically they, through extremely stupid decisions have significantly weakened the network and computer security here to the point that it is a gigantic joke.

      yay for MIS directors that have no clue!

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  7. Hang on a minute... by beeglebug · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Without the ability to check that the passwords given are correct, surely the survey results will be totally inacurate?

    If someone came up to me in the street and asked me for my password in exchange for a gift, i'd just tell them any old word to get the free stuff...

  8. Pork Rinds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One bag of pork rinds, and I'll give complete superuser access to anybody!

  9. This doesn't surprise me at all... by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 4, Funny
    I can't count how many times I have been helping out people with computers and they just blurt out their passwords to me. Even if I don't ask.

    Punk: Okay, you say you can't get the NVidia card to work in Red Hat. Let's go to the NVidia site and download--
    Dude: My root password is money45!
    Punk: [dope smack] NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

    Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"

    1. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by fdiskne1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out...

      My ISP always asks me what my password is. I've explained to them many times that it gets people into a bad habit and that I have to repeatedly tell my end users to NEVER give out passwords to anyone, even me. After several times, they finally said, "I'll make a note in your account to not ask for your password."

      Idiots.

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    2. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by rew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"

      Recently I've been asked by "tech support" for some stupid websites for my username AND password. Does someone here know a site that explains the CONs about this?

      One holds my employee's salaries and such. I'm perfectly happy that the support people can access that if they need to. The system can then log "helpdesk-Tom" accessed XYZ's financial data, and get possible problems after that figured out. If I give him my password, it'll look as if I used some stupid dialup with my password, and it's my word against their logs that it wasn't me....

      The other case would have allowed the helpdesk guy to order goods in my name. Volume two of the catalog is over 2000 pages. Volume one is less thick (and currently not on my desk). To give you an idea about how many products he'd be able to chose from.....

    3. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Informative
      sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"
      Most sites I've been at go to great lengths to ensure that users know never to give out their passwords for any reason. However, in one geographic area I've actually seen / heard admins ask users over the phone or via e-mail for their passwords. Nothing I could say or do could convince them that not only was that unnecessary, but a Very Bad Thing ®.

      Having volatile resources to protect, like disk quotas or print quotas, can help, but then you need to give users a fighting chance by providing constant education verbally and written as well has having a secure system. I suspect that one reason a lot of users don't take it seriously is that many (most) highly hyped "IT-Solutions" / E-Thneeds come across as Mickey Mouse.

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    4. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In a corporate environment, there's an easy solution. If the user gives out his password, you should probally lock down their account for a few days while you investigate their account. If it's a repeat offender, you should format their drive to be on the safe side. And erase all backups because you never know what an attacker might have put on the system.

      Same goes for people who open virus e-mails. For some reason, after I help people, they tend to stop doing stupid crap like that on my network. I guess they finally realized the error in their ways (And making them re-do 5 months worth of work seems to be a good enough incentive)

    5. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      I've found that when I'm helping people over the phone, they'll actually speak them out loud as they type them. I think these are the people whose lips move as they read.

      Me: Now I need you to log in, please, using your account and password.
      They: OK, that's M459465, uhh... k-e-v-i-n-2-1. There. I'm in!
      Me: sigh.

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    6. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hah, no, it means they are keeping your plain text password in a database somewhere, instead of only keeping an unreversible hash like they should.

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    7. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by clary · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (And making them re-do 5 months worth of work seems to be a good enough incentive)

      If you worked for me, you would not get an opportunity to do this a second time. Sanctioning the offender is fine, but costing the company 5 months worth of work is not.
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    8. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by nutshell42 · · Score: 4, Funny
      A friend of mine switched back to point-to-focus after having used click-to-focus exclusively for a few years.

      First thing he did was accidently posting his root-pw in a irc channel with 2600 users. Damn fine password it was =)

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  10. Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by bryanp · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's YERAWANKER. Now where's my chocolate?

    Oh, wait. You wanted my REAL password? Well, that'll cost you another chocolate bar. Of course I'll give you my real password this time. Would I lie to you?

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  11. A big problem... by Lord_Frederick · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...at many of the places I've worked at is that the users have as many as a dozen passwords to remember for different systems, and each one expires at a different time and has different rules for how long and complex it has to be.

    Most of them keep their passwords written down on a sheet of paper right on their desk.

    1. Re:A big problem... by Evil+Schmoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely. We're a government facility, including a few areas that are nominally very secure, and as such, we have an extremely good IT department, all of whom work tirelessly to prevent nasty people and things from seeing our noodlings.

      The problem is, the vast majority of people who work here are either academic researchers, who are used to open collaborative discussion and find passwords inherently distasteful, or administrative workers, who, while they may be very dedicated civil servants, find the different password systems for email, LAN logon, timesheets, billing, contracts, grants, etc., to be tedious at best and bewildering at worst. Since they are not allowed to have the same universal password, for obvious security reasons, nor is that password allowed to be a recognizable English phrase, they have a great deal of difficulty memorizing each one.

      Add in the fact that each password must be changed every six months at a minumum (monthly for some systems) and that passwords cannot be repeated for five cycles, and that's as many as fifty or so passwords over the course of a year for some administrative officers. That's a lot to ask, even for someone with a technically-oriented mindset.

      Recognizing that writing them in a booklet next to the desk- or lap-top is a problem, many offices have taken to writing them down inside a lockbox.

      Biometrics may help, but if our physical plant is any evidence, we'll be ten or so years behind the curve getting such systems installed.

    2. Re:A big problem... by bwy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So true, and I've guessed users passwords a few times when needed because I knew the names of their kids, etc. Of course, I can understand how this happens. I'm well aware of how many passwords I have and I've had to implement a similar functioning but more secure solution to the post-it note passwords. I use Spash ID on my Palm device that stores but encrypts my passwords. Folks just have SO many web sites that use different passwords, and to make it worse, most of the sites don't have the same username. Either the site won't let you pick your own username, or mine was already taken, or I created an account but lost a credit card so the username can't be used again, etc. Its a total mess. Makes me wonder how much value some of these web sites add. Maybe it was good enough paying my bills with a check every month and waiting for my paper bank statements to come every month, etc.

    3. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Folks just have SO many web sites that use different passwords, and to make it worse, most of the sites don't have the same username.

      That's why we need to exclusively use Microsoft Passport and let the Microsoft Security team handle all our logins.... ;) (that's a joke)

    4. Re:A big problem... by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why in the world in 2004 are we still using username/passwords as the primary means of authentication and authorization?

      Usernames and passwords do nothing to authenticate someone. All they mean is that someone knows a username and password. Besides being a lowsy way to authenticate somebody, passwords are a pain in the ass. Everybody has different rules for having a "good password" , they expire at different times, and it seems as though every website now requres a username and password to buy something, or read extra content, or whatever. Its gotten so out of hand that I make up 99% of my username and passwords and redoit every time I go to the site.

      Compare this to going to a physical place like a store or resteraunt. When you go to a bar or nightclub, does the doorman say, "Hey man, come into this room here, and fill out some forms. You must then think of a unique name thats not your real name, and please make a list of some random characters that should be different from every other nightclub that you go to, and remember both of these every time you come back here. Oh yeah, I need to see an ID too, because its the law that you have to be 21 to drink."?

      If someone asked me to do this, I'd tell them to go to hell.

      But this is OK to do this with computers? Why?

      PKI is out there, been around for quite some time. There can be X.509 certs that have things like your age, address, etc, that has been issued by somebody with some form of verification process, and signed by that issuer. These certs can be used over and over again, and the information in them can be given to whomever asks. Wanna look at some free porn? Well, give me your cert field that says your over 18 please. No username, no password, and very little chance that little Johnny will have access to such a cert. Oh, and this cert can be stored on a credit card sized piece of plastic called a smartcard. I have probably close to 10 credit card sized cards in my wallet, I bet you have a few as well.

      Sometimes it amazes me how much different situations can be when a computer is involved. For example, how many other times in your life have you used a password besides on a computer? I can hear the tin foil heads saying that "Using an ID with a computer will violate my privacy!" Yet its completely volunary for you to give up the information either via filling out a form, or by showing an ID physically or electronically. Is anyones privacy any better with the current system?

      I wonder how much longer its going to take before we get out of the username/password insanity.

    5. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow, what government do you work for? I'm also working a government job (the reason for anonymity) and not only does our security suck, but our IT department is worse. Their average response time to any problem is measured in weeks. (No, I am not kidding. It took me over a month to get a login after I started working here.)

      And passwords, they have to be changed every month, however I know at least 4 other people's logins (by necessity, because I didn't have an account) and since you can't reuse any of your previous 24 passwords, they recommend that you just use your old password and add a counter to the end of it. (ie. password1, password2, password3, etc).

    6. Re:A big problem... by whovian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the different password systems for email, LAN logon, timesheets, billing, contracts, grants, etc., to be tedious at best and bewildering at worst. Since they are not allowed to have the same universal password, for obvious security reasons, nor is that password allowed to be a recognizable English phrase, they have a great deal of difficulty memorizing each one.

      which is why I think a standalone program that stores all these different passwords would be helpful. A program that uses tough encyrption that does exactly what mozilla|firefox does in that there is a Master Password to unlock all your usernames and passphrases for web forms. The only points of failure I can think of are 1) your box, 2) poor encryption protocol, 3) D'oh! you forgot your master password.

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    7. Re:A big problem... by IncohereD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I've heard is the general advice to people who get keys to secure government areas when they ask how they should secure the key is this - secure it like you do your own house/car/etc (i.e., keep it on your keyring). You obviously have quite a vested interest in not getting your keys stolen, and it doesn't happen very often at all, so that's generally a good solution. Especially if it's unlabeled and combined with say, site access control.

      So I see the password thing as similar. Keep them in your wallet. I for one always have my wallet on my person, or right next to my bed. Because I really, really badly don't want it stolen. So it should be safe for passwords.

      Personally I use mnemonic aids to remember apparently random passwords, though. If you can touch type you can always just shift your fingers one space to the left/right/up/down and type a recognizable phrase, combined with use of the shift key, and have a secure password.

  12. does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerprint! by dummkopf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for most internet users there is no real value attached to their computer accounts. it is not the same as the pin for your ATM card where, if shared, it would mean an empty account. hence it is understandable that they are willing to share this information.

    this, i think, is a big problem and the onyl way to solve it is to re-educate people for them to understand that such a password is important and should not be shared. clearly an alternate solution would be to install fingerprint scanners on all computers (a viable option in the future), but that would not help overcome the erroneous attitute towards computer security. in fact, such scanners would work well as again people are used to the fact that their fingerprint makes them unique and should not be "shared".

    finally, this will be an important concern in the future: already we are able to shop online and the future where all transactions go via the internet is near. one account (a la .NET) will be enough to deal with fueling up a car or buying a bunch of roses. probably then the attitute will change, when some smart scammers burn some people's fingers...

  13. Sad but true... by mitchell_pgh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most likely, the people willing to give up their passwords have very little to protect. For many, it wouldn't be life altering if their email was read, their MP3 collection viewed and downloaded and their favorite version of solitaire copied as well. I would argue that the people with valuable data wouldn't give out such information (like many of us in this forum). Also, many people have the luxury that even if the system was maliciously accessed with their user/pass that there would be zero repercussions. They would shrug their shoulders and remember the delicious piece of chocolate they had the day before.

  14. Break their fingers by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most system administrator would wish that they had a company policy which allowed them to break the fingers of users who share their passwords.

    But if users don't like using password, why force them. I think they would discover very quickly why it's needed. Nothing like a "You suck" email sent from a users account to the boss, to make them realise that may it's not such a bad idea.

    A better solution would of cause be wide spread use of Kerberos, then at least they only need to enter their password once.

    1. Re:Break their fingers by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Informative
      • But if users don't like using password, why force them.
      Because of all the extra vulnerabilities it exposes. If a malicious attacker gains access to their account the number of ways they can try to get root privledges grows. There are quite a few root exploits you have to have an account on the system to use. Besides, the passwords are for their protection too, from things such as the E-mail to the user's boss you mention to losing personal information. (I've seen users who stored their credit card account numbers in a plain text file for "convenience".) Basically sysadmins aren't just trying to protect the systems, but the users as well -- even if that means protecting them from their own idiocy.
    2. Re:Break their fingers by panda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ha! As ignorant as most bosses and users are, I could easily send a "You suck" email from halfway around the world, that would pass for real in any examination that most users would put to it. Only one who would know it's fake is the mail admin., and with some of the admins that I've had to deal with at other sites lately, I'm not sure even the mail admin. would necessarily be able to tell it was forged.

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    3. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My users do not have any access from outside of the company, so I do not fear hacks from outside. They do not have shell accounts either (only samba and pop3), so hacks from inside are limited, too.
      They can use one another's samba accounts from inside of the company, though, and in fact they do quite a lot. Many accidents (like 'I lost all my mail' or 'where are my internet bookmarks') are clearly a result of that practice and every time I have to solve such an accident I suggest they change their password and keep it secret.

      It never works though... people are lazy and/or dumb.

    4. Re:Break their fingers by Lanoitarus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most system administrator would wish that they had a company policy which allowed them to break the fingers of users who share their passwords that doesnt encourage password sharing or anything... "hey mike, my fingers are broken, can you type in my password for me?"

  15. Ah, yet another nugget by DarrylKegger · · Score: 4, Funny

    in the growing body of evidence to support my thesis that most people
    really dont give a crap about anything past their next meal.

  16. Re:Scope of article by dummkopf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    keep in mind that many people have to remember many passwords. this has the effect that the home password might be mami23, whereas the work password might be mami32...

    back when i was a sysadmin i once ran a test: we had asked all users to use DIFFERENT password for the 2 NT machines we had and all the other linux workstations. i started cracking passwords on the linux box and found some after 48h (~5% of user passwords). then i used L0phtcrack (awesome tool!) on the NT machine and had about 45% of the passwords after 24h. guess what: from those 45% about half worked also on the linux boxes...

  17. So, thats why admins are fat! by Lispy · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought it was because we dont go outside. ;-)

  18. But in the geek world the real thriller is.. by superhoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. how many people would give away their chocolate for a password?!

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  19. Secret tools of the hacker toolbox... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Funny

    PC.......$600
    DSL......$20/month
    nmap.....free.

    Being pipped to the post by a reporter with a snickers bar.....Priceless.

    There are some things even money can't buy, for everything else there's Masterfoods, Plc.

  20. These people are too easy... by cableshaft · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd only give up my password for dark chocolate.

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  21. Re:Any takers? by vivian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me! Me! My root password is "changeme".
    Please mail the checque to

    1A Merz St
    Liverpool

  22. this study.... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    This study brought to you by Klondike. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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  23. 67 passwords by NetDanzr · · Score: 3, Funny
    My boss has 67 different accounts with various financial Web sites. He's really dilligent, and always creates a different user name and password. Then he puts them all, along with the proper Web site address, into an Excel spreadsheet, prints them out and leaves them next to the computer.

    Kinda useless, if you ask me. I prefer to have 3-5 different passwords and use post-its attached to my monitor.

  24. I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    you realise that such a deal will ensure your getting rooted twice?

    The second one might not be so pleasant.

    Still, it's probably better than being an OpenBSD hacker and having never been rooted at all.

    (and please don't mod up the karma whore who follows this going "don't stereotype geeks waa waa waa" it's a joke...laugh)

    1. Re:I'm not sure whether by Throtex · · Score: 5, Funny

      don't stereotype geeks waa waa waa

    2. Re:I'm not sure whether by Rakarra · · Score: 2, Funny
      Even though the moderation guidelines suggest not doing it, I'm sure many moderators browse at +1 or higher.

  25. Some password advice ... by bryanp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Occasionally you may HAVE to tell someone your password. Keep that in mind selecting one. Consider this exchange I had with one of my users a while back:

    Bryan: "What's your password on this system?"

    Tammy: "Uh ..." *blush* "Do I have to?"

    Bryan: "No, you can always call the help desk like you're supposed to, but I can't reset your password on this system."

    Tammy: "Um ... it's ... TPBP6969. It's my initials followed by my husband's initials. Please don't tell anyone!"

    Bryan: "Considering your husband and I have the same initials I think I'll keep that one to myself. But in the future you might want to select a less ... personal password."

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    1. Re:Some password advice ... by binbag · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of my colleagues swiftly changed one of his passwords recently. It was analyst with a capital A and the 'y' replaced with a '1'. The day he changed it was the day he had to give it to a support techie over the phone, when she read it back as "anal first" he realised what he'd done...

  26. Re:Username by W2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's assuming you don't use Sneakemail and have thousands of disposable addresses to hand out. Or, assuming you meant the password to the e-mail account itself, you would need the adresses to the mail servers (POP3 or whatever); and of course, the sender's private key (who doesn't sign their mail nowadays?).

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  27. Price has gone up, it used to be a cheap pen. by anti-NAT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Workers are prepared to give away their passwords for a cheap pen, according to a somewhat unscientific - but still illuminating - survey published today."

    Office workers give away passwords for a cheap pen

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  28. Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by MrIrwin · · Score: 2, Funny
    a) A lead software architect at MS, b) The comptroller at Amex, c) George W.Bush, d) The webmaster of iTunes.com e) CmdrTaco

    Any help will be gratefully recieved and results will be shared with all. Oh boy will they be shared........

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  29. think about it though by not_a_product_id · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I strongly suspect that most people will actually just come up with their password unless they had time to 'prepare' an answer. (particularly the people that will give up a password for a chocolate bar)

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  30. Slashdot's a secure site? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 5, Funny

    I gave my slashdot login/passwd away ages ago, and my karma's only gone up.

  31. Re:Use Password Functions by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I don't understand why people have a problem with passwords. Are geeks brains really wired so differently to "non-geeks"?
    You bet they are. The non-geek brain usually assumes they will tell somebody their password at some point (for convenience most likely) so they tend to choose something that is representative of their lives - like the name of a son or daughter, pet, or an anniversary date. Some people use the password as an ego boost, like the name of an author or classical composer. When they type in that password, they feel good about themselves for being "associated" with such greatness, even though that connection wouldn't even exist if they hadn't chosen to create it.

    It sounds funny to the geek, who prides himself on the security of his passwords and winces every time his wireless provider asks him to say his password over the phone. h-d-asterisk--

    "Asterisk?"

    Yeah, hit shift-8. h-d-asterisk-captial-l-capital-v-lowercase-b-close -parenthesis. You see, we geeks are nightmares for those telemarketers.
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  32. Password Security by herwin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has been a problem for a long time in the military world. Instead of 'password' read 'safe combination'. People who had to manage multiple safes wrote the excess combinations on a sheet that was labelled with the highest classification of any of the safes and was stored in the highest classification safe available. Likewise, I use a password cache on my most secure machine.

    By the way, it _is_ possible to come up with strong memorable passwords. Think of a phrase involving numbers and punctuation. Then translate it into a password by using the initials of the words (alternating capitalization), the numbers, and the punctuation. As an example, consider: "Don't forget 9/11/01!" That becomes dF91101! Research indicates the passwords generated by that algorithm are as strong as the randomly generated passwords some systems force unto users.

    I also use a network password here at school that Windows can't handle. Basically, the network login script parsing on the machines used by students can't handle imbedded punctuation, but my research machine is OK with it, so my network password is only usable from specific machines in secure areas. It's not perfect, but it reduces the exposure.

  33. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by retards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with biometrics is that if someone compromises your "password" (never mind how), you cannot get a new one, unless you get new irises or thumbs implanted.

    Passwords are used in part becuase of history, but mostly because they work and can be changed.

    "Sir, your bio-passport is invalid due it being compromised. No, I'm sorry, sir, you cannot get a new one. No, not ever."

  34. This is news? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While password policies and the security that they provide are pretty much the recommended approach these days, they rely heavily on one resource that many people have a lot of trouble with: long term memory. Sorry, but it's 2004... where is voice print ID or fingerprint ID, or even dna sampling? MacOS was on the right track, but the technology was a little too early. Ahem!!! Time for the OSS/Free community to show the rest of the world where authentication is going. Voice Print ID should be a part of Gnome.

  35. You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Not all of you, I'm sure, but I can't believe how many of you are blaming the user. This is not a social problem, this is a technical problem.

    There are lots of things you can't do with humans because of human nature. Communism is one, speed limits are another, and expecting people to remember the sheer number of passwords they have to today is another. I have to keep them all in my Palm. Most of the people at work keep them on a Post-It. The password-mania of IT at work has become a joke amoung the employees. Get a grip!

    What to do? You're the IT people, you tell me! Fingerprint readers? Retinal scanners? How about you just read the little badge that I wear around my neck all day anyway? The building security guys figured out that passwords don't work for building security, when will you guys learn the same lesson?

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  36. As Ben Franklin would put it... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those who would give up security for chocolate deserve neither.

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  37. Extracting passwords from sleeping sysadmins... by `Sean · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend of mine is particularly anal when it comes to security. He's a network security geek for a major college in the Boston area, and security is his life. Unfortunately, he'll interact with you when he's just entered Level 1 REM sleep.

    About 7 years ago, he was crashed out on the floor of my apartment after a late night session. Since I was still coherent, I started saying random command prompts and command lines to him. He had just fallen asleep, and was finishing the prompts!

    Me: rm -rf
    Him: star

    Me: apachectl
    Him: restart

    Me: shutdown
    Him: -h now

    And then I upped the stakes.

    Me: username
    Him: blurted out his username

    Me: password
    Him: blurted out his password

    I left him an e-mail from himself that evening, and then went to bed. The next morning, he said "cute trick, but anyone can forge the From: header". I told him to go and double-check the received line, and he'd see that it was sent from localhost on a server that I didn't have an account on.

    He was rather annoyed and amused at the same time...

    Priceless.

    1. Re:Extracting passwords from sleeping sysadmins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd hate to see what happens when he segfaults...

    2. Re:Extracting passwords from sleeping sysadmins... by DaveTheTriffids · · Score: 3, Funny
      Since I was still coherent, I started saying random command prompts and command lines to him.

      You started saying random command lines to a sleeping person, and you claim you were still coherent?

      Great story, though.

  38. just like the old commercials... by enrico_suave · · Score: 2, Funny

    "what would you do for a klondike bar"
    *shakes head in shame*
    e.

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  39. In other news... by sjwt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chocolate stocks worldwide surged due to heavy buying form a someone knoew only as "3l33t hax0r"

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  40. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Nephilium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm... how is a computer password any different then a PIN number for most users? How many regular users do you know who use IE (or even Mozilla/FireFox) to save all of their passwords? Including their on-line banking usernames and passwords... all of their credit card usernames and passwords... and all of the sites that they trusted with their credit card information...

    And dealing with the fingerprint issue... The Reg just had a write up about it...

    Nephilium

  41. Because people have been doing security wrong by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "I hate passwords" attitude is not merely (or even primarily, IMHO) a function of users doing something wrong. It is a function of poorly designed security, or of security designed for a different environment being reused for current systems.

    Passwords came into popularity a long time ago. Things that have changed since the introduction of the password:

    * Many people have accounts on many, many systems (thanks to websites with accounts).

    * Users on such systems may not be primarily benevolent -- on a UNIX box used by a small bunch of researchers in the early 80s, a password may be an acceptable barrier to anyone poking around. A password on eBay, on the other hand, may be of interest to a number of less savory characters.

    * The ability to attack systems has significantly increased. Internet accessability means that remote, hard-to-trace attacks are more common. A brute force attack on a computing system physically isolated in a building may be simply infeasible, and choosing "cheese" as a password may be perfectly acceptable -- such a thing is no longer reasonable.

    * Computing power is much greater now. Attacks on password hashes (including those sent over the network) are much more feasible. The relative strength of passwords to CPUs has decreased logarithmically.

    * Many systems require passwords frequently. If you are a defense contracting employee, you might have only needed your password once when walking in the door in the morning and once after lunch. Now, corporate intranets have passwords, Yahoo has passwords, Slashdot has passwords, eBay has passwords, etc. Many of these require passwords multiple times a day (or, if they have an option to cache a password, do not have sufficient data about the client side to know how long it is safe to continue to cache the data).

    * The demographic of password users has changed. Almost everyone has many passwords now -- not just a couple of engineers or scientists, or the occasional person with an ATM PIN.

    What I Suspect Needs To Be Changed

    A couple of things that probably need to change:

    * It needs to be standard (and have a common interface for doing so) for users to be able to delegate a subset of their authority. Few systems currently have authorization systems smart enough to allow users to delegate chunks of their power to other users for a short term (and audit any moves). This needs to be simple, *easy*, and secure. If Sharon wants to let Bob purchase something online and charge it to her credit card account, she needs a quick and easy way to say "I authorize Bob to spend up to $500 in the next week and charge it to my credit card." That could be via her cell phone or on a computer. Most systems should have at least several forms of authorized actions that can be delegated to other users that require no more than entering a limit on the degree of the actions taken. A list of actions that other users have taken with that authorization should also be easily visible.

    * Where feasible, passwords should be replaced by smartcard/PIN combinations. It's easier to remember a four-digit PIN than a long, secure password, and for anyone that doesn't have physical access to a user's smartcard, the strength of the token on the card is much greater than that of a password. Currently, this is particularly disasterous in the form of credit card information. Currently, many vendors store full credit card information used in purchases in databases. If any such database is compromised, authentication data providing full access to money accounts is granted the compromiser -- this is, frankly, insane. Credit card providers have one effective line of defense against a compromised card -- they do statistical analysis against purchases, which isn't the most reliable method of dealing with such attacks, and requires intense monitoring of anything users do -- producing a strong disincentive to provide users with privacy. (I realize that there are a few attempts at improving t

  42. What does it protect? by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it was just documents of my work? who cares? My co-workers NEED to see those documents anyway!

    What does my password protect? Private files? Am I supposed to have private files at work? I guess not. Secrit files then? Ok. possibly.

    To track possible abuse? They're allowed to use my phone too, do I have to password-protect that too?

    But hey, if it's about my admin password..
    That's a different story.
    Then I'd like to have some chocolate too!

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  43. Re:I weep for the future. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Now, I just need to figure out how to do strong biometric identification over ssh or SSL-imap...

    I know you mean this as a joke, but I want to take a second to remind people why biometric authenticaion is stupid:
    • Your biometrics are not secret
    • Your biometrics are not changeable


    When you're using somrt sort of key/password, you want it to meet the following criteria:
    • Secret
    • Changeable
    • Hard to duplicate
    • Hard to guess

    Many of the best security systems rely on "something you know and something you have". This means that there is a physical object, and some sort of password.
    Biometrics are stupid because they rely on the secrecy of something like your fingerprints, which you leave on everything you touch. They're just not secret. And they're not changeable once the secret is out and the bad guys have your fingerprints.

    It makes me cringe every time I hear about biometrics being used as a substitute for passwords, credit card numbers etc. What happens when I get a copy of your fingerprint (using a only piece of tape and some talc)? I can go around making purchases as you, and it's not exactly like you can cancel your fingerprints and get new ones.

    The only place biometrics really shine are the times when the person doesn't WANT to be identified. You kinda have to carry your fingerprints around with you. For everything else, they suck.

    I would much rather fork over my credit cards at gunpoint than be kidnapped or have my fingers chopped off.
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  44. /. password SSL by bstil · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use one password for anything I don't really care about (/. login)

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but /. login isn't through SSL. So I wouldn't use the same password for /. as for Citibank, etc.

  45. Use a password manager (a bit OT) by Kyaphas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like "Password Manager" :-)

    WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! BLATANT PRODUCT PLUG AHEAD!!! :-)

    I use Password Manager myself, because it's written in Java, and I can put the program along with it's datafile on a USB drive, then use it at work (WinXP), at home on my Linux workstation, or with my Powerbook. Check it out.

    http://www.geocities.com/ramix_info/passwordmana ge r.ht%6dl

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  46. Frat Secrets by jardun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was in school, one of the secrets was that the fraternities actually had a nicely put together book of tests for various classes. Foreign language, histories, etc. Pretty much all of the core classes' tests were in that book. One of my friends borrowed it for a laugh from a fraternity friend of his.

  47. This is old news... by lewko · · Score: 3, Informative
    I suspect this was a journalist looking for a creative spin on an old story. The European Infosecurity 2003 conference came to the same conclusion when it discovered workers were prepared to give away their passwords for a cheap pen.

    It's still interesting to see that in two years of cybercrime and media frenzies that nothing has really changed...

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  48. Re:Solution by plover · · Score: 2, Funny
    Heh. I remember seeing something about secure passwords that went like this:

    Corporate Security Password rules:

    • Your password must contain more than 8 but less than 10 characters.
    • Your password must contain alternating vowels and consonants.
    • Your password must contain both upper case and lower case characters.
    • Your password must contain one numeric digit and one non-alphanumeric character.
    • Your password must consist of characters typed using alternating hands, starting with the left hand.
    • Your password may not be a series of letters appearing in order on the keyboard in any direction.
    • Your password may not contain any proper nouns.
    • Your password may not be the same as any of your ten previous passwords.
    • Your password may not be a word from the dictionary.
    • Your password may not be the same as any password used on any other system.

    As a matter of fact, there is only one word that meets all of these requirements. It is therefore the most secure password in the world, and so it has been assigned to you as your password.

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  49. And the other side of the coin.... by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Are the people who will not give their password, no matter what. As "the IT-guy" I require access to just about all computers here. And yes, that includes the end-user desktops/laptops. And there are some people here who simply refuse to give me the passwords to their system! Noooo, they have to type the password themselves. And that means I have to drag them from their meetings and such just so they can log in to their machine so I could work on it!

    Hell, I have received maybe 200 passwords while working here, and I don't remember any of them. I don't keep them stored anywhere, and I don't have eidetic memory, so there's no risk. And still I hear the "I use the same password in several places, and I don't want to change all those passwords if I gave you my password!". If you are so careful when it comes to security, you shouldn't use the same password everywhere! And yes, you CAN give your password to the IT-department if they walk up to you and ask you for it. If you don't... well, we can always reset your password!

    Sheesh, some people....

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  50. What about *passphrases* INSTEAD of passwords by cgrant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ed Skoudis (of http://www.CounterHack.net and other fame) had recently proposed at a SANS conference I went to that everyone should go with passphrases, rather than passwords. I have to agree. Why not remember "MyGoldenRetrieverIsUberCool" rather than "AB12CD!@%asd3asd"?

    Either one requires you to know how to type, and a passphrase will more likely be albe to be typed without being a contortionist.

  51. What I hate is password remember options by sindarin2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do agree that it is hard to remember gobs of passwords, but at the university that I work at most people can't remember their passwords when I switch out their old computer for a new one. It makes my life a real joy because they don't know how the heck to get into their email/other application. Thank goodness for whatever little utility I've got that looks behind the astrisks...makes my life just a little easier. I could get the help desk to reset it, but that means that I have to have the client do it because they require a social security number.

  52. Unfair survey... by aksansai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The survey is focused on their computer passwords. The responses from the people are typical considering the average person does not know how much is tied to that password. "I don't have anything special in my email that someone can read..." or "What can someone do with my password...?"

    The survey should have also asked the following questions:

    1) Please specify your major credit card number and expiration date.
    2) Please specify your address, bank account number, and SSN (if it applied to citizens of the United States - otherwise insert THEIR form of special identification).

    Would the numbers have coincided as to who revealed that particular bit of information? Absolutely not. The average person would see the risk in giving those pieces of information to a complete stranger.

    If a direct association could be made between their Internet password and their money, those people would have guarded their password under lock and key. Why? Because the loss of money is readily understood, versus having to call an ISP and say "Someone hijacked my account."

    Although people may be tired of using passwords (or PIN numbers), they are still a somewhat effective means of preventing improper access to their assets, be it Internet access, money, or personal information. The quality of the password is directly related to the importance of the stuff being protected.

    The article cites that birthdates, pet names, etc. are common passwords. However, if someone applied the same level of protection on say...

    Instead of asking that 16-digit number (an abstract version of a password), one were to ask "What is your credit card phrase?" Answer: "Buddy."

    Instead of asking that expiration date, one were to ask "What is your age?" Answer: 30. These easy "passwords" would make is easier to make fraudulant charges on someone's account.

    Public awareness of the importance of securing their own personal information is a key issue that needs to be resolved. Using an easy to understand analogy would be a good first step for those who are being surveyed.

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  53. Password Rules by Baby+Duck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My biggest gripe about website password is the lack of consistency in password rules.
    • Some let you use special characters.
    • Some don't.
    • The set of allowed special characters differs for those who do
    • Some are case sensitive
    • Some are smashcase
    • Some allow just numbers
    • Character length range is wildly variable
    • Some make you change your password and won't let you use your last X passwords
    • Some force you to do weird stuff like "at least one uppercase, at least one lowercase, at least one number"

    It irks me, because even if I wanted to use a completly different password for every login, there is no pattern or strategy I can follow to appease all of them.

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  54. How do we know they got the real passwords? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If someone offered a candy bar for my password, I'd take the candy bar and give them a fake password. Unless these guys tested each and every one, we have no idea how many people actually give real passwords.

    And "I'm tired of passwords, so I'm going to give it to a stranger" doesn't really parse.

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  55. SecurID! by mjh · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have a securid card that I use for logging into a number of different things at work. I wish it was used for *EVERYTHING*. I'd never have to remember another password in my life (unless you count my PIN as my password). I'd never have to deal with varying password changing schemes on multiple systems. Which result in having multiplying passwords which I have to remember, which require me to enter them into STRIP.

    I wish I could use SecurID (or something like it) for everything. It would dramatically simplify my life.

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  56. Did they really give it up? by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do they know this doesn't just show people are dirty lying bastards. I'd give up a random string of charachters I made up on the spot for a bar of chocolate!

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  57. Re:Ugh by Oswald · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I find your attitude unrealistic.

    Honestly, who do you know that bitches and moans about having to use a separate key for both their car and house/apartment?

    Nobody, because people can easily see the reason for this. That doesn't mean it's a great thing. Lots of people hide keys, in case they misplace one--near the door to their house, in magnetic boxes under a fender, under a rock, etc. A system that relies on the memory and presence of mind of average (or, frequently, above-average) people to maintain security is going to be crackable by social means--always has been, always will be.

    It seems to me that the reason we can't just accept this and get on with it is they tantalizing possibility of a technical fix. But, every time that gets brought up for discussion, technocrats like you start crying that its not THEIR problem--even though it manifestly IS their problem. Apparently, human nature is so frustratingly scatterbrained compared to machines that we're going to spend all our time crying about what lazy idiots the (l)users are, rather than finding a way to use the machines to fix the problem.

  58. He's not joking, I've seen this done before ... by NZheretic · · Score: 3, Informative
    You have got to catch the person at just the right time when they are falling asleep and it has to be an action that the person often performs in a repetitive manner. Extreme tiredness and a little alcohol about 20min before hand helps

    I have seen it done on three occasions, each time someone who has just fallen asleep ( cat/power napped ) at their desk.

  59. How come I only get cookies by Netsnipe · · Score: 2, Funny

    and not chocolates when I enter my root password to login on websites such as Slashdot?

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  60. Personal Info by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a bit off-topic, but a friend of mine had an account at a bank that would only allow you to access your information if you could answer a particular question. You could set the question and answer to whatever you wanted. His question was:
    "What are you wearing?"

    His response?

    "I don't think that's an appropriate question."

    --Stephen

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  61. Re:I weep for the future. by rabidcow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know you mean this as a joke, but I want to take a second to remind people why biometric authenticaion is stupid:

    * Your biometrics are not secret
    * Your biometrics are not changeable


    It sounds like biometrics could work well as a replacement for your username rather than your password.

    The only problem I see is that they're a bit more private than a username. This will tend to lull users into considering the secrecy of their passwords less important. "Who cares if they know my password, they can't use it without my fingerprint." And that's true, but then your fingerprints are everywhere.

  62. Most passwords don't protect anything by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd gladly give up my password to many sites for a bar of chocolate. I'd be getting a great deal. Heck, I'll tell you all now: it's "password"... or sometimes if the sites use a dictionary check, I'll go for "password1".

    A whole lot of the places I visit protect absolutely nothing of significance to me with their password. As in, maybe I can select a color scheme for a site, or similar. And for a lot of those, I know perfectly well I'll never go back to a site; I just have to do a one-time transaction. Exactly how concerned am I supposed to be that "hackers" might change my color scheme on a news website. Actually, a lot are even worse than that--like commercial newspapers (NYT and friends): I can't even change a color scheme, they just insist on me giving them demographic info. But it's a one way thing, you can't see or change it after "registration." Even if crackers -could- change how old the NYT thinks I am, why do I care about that exacty?

    Opinions of security are probably harmed by the overuse of security measures where there is self-evidently no reason to have them. Casual users get in the habit of thinking passwords are just a nuisance... even when the -do- something significant.

  63. here's a typical IT move... by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Funny

    At my wife's place of work (she's a research scientist for a major university) IT will delete the old passwords, then send out an email informing the employees that their passwords are no longer good and that they need to be changed.

    Of course, to read your email, much less change your password, you need to log in. And you can no longer log in because your password has been deleted. Therefore, no one ever receives the email that their passwords need to be changed, nor could they do anything about it even if informed. Eventually enough people call up IT to ask them what the hell is going on, prompting them to restore the old passwords long enough for everyone to get on, read their mail, and change their password.

    The IT department at her university has pulled this idiocy more than once. In fact, one time they restored the old passwords, everyone dutifully changed them, and then IT deleted the new passwords!

    If ever there was an IT department where it was a requirement to have the word "LOSER" stenciled on one's forehead, this one takes the cake.

    Max

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  64. Re:I'm going in the other direction by jhoffoss · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm sorry, but if you're the person responsible for cleaning up a system after it's been ripped to shreds by an attacker, you're going to do what you can to prevent that from happening in the first place.

    Try this: Pick a *good* password. For example: Take "Oh Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" (A line from Whitman's "Oh Captain! My Captain!")

    Now, your password is

    OC!Mc!0ftid;
    (you switch the second "O" and the second "C" to avoid repeating characters) Now, say you have four systems: Unix, Mail, Login, Finance. Add one more character at the front/back/middle/somewhere. So you have one password with one extra character somewhere. For instance:

    OC!Mc!u0ftid;
    OC!Mc!m0ftid;
    OC!Mc!l0f tid;
    OC!Mc!f0ftid;

    Next time you switch passwords, pick a different line or a different poem, and maybe move where you put your extra character. Now I can't walk in to one system if I compromise another one (the point of SEPARATE passwords...) minimizing the impact of an intruder.

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