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PacManhattan Relocates Classic Game To New York Streets

Matt Slaybaugh writes "Some classmates of mine have developed a 'large-scale urban game that utilizes the New York City grid to recreate the 1980's video game sensation Pac-Man.' One player dresses up as Pac-Man and tries to cover the full Greenwich Village grid, while 4 others dressed as Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde try to catch him. Everyone reports their positions to their respective generals, who monitor progress on a central control board. I can't wait for the real-world implementation of Donkey Kong."

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  1. For a small price... by Exiler · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll gladly hurl barrels at the submitter... or anyone, really.

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    1. Re:For a small price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd pay for that... if you do it naked, like in the game

    2. Re:For a small price... by Zardus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, a lot of the frats here (RPI) do this at many of their parties. They buy kegs of beer, drink them, and then hurl them down the stairs at people whoe try to jump over them.

      Last time I was at a party where this was done, the stairs and some poor guy's knee were damaged. I gave him a few quarters, but it didn't seem to fix his knee.

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    3. Re:For a small price... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I strongly encourage this practice as a form of Darwinian selective pressure. With luck, another generation or two, and there won't be any more frat boys.

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  2. I Wonder... by scifience · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wonder what the people walking past think...

    It's funny, laugh!

    1. Re:I Wonder... by imgumbydamnit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, It's New York. Standard fare in the Village.

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    2. Re:I Wonder... by Nurseman · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey, It's New York. Standard fare in the Village.

      I am sure they go past Washington Square Park for those "Special Powerups "
      (Its a notorious drug selling spot, see This Story)

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  3. holy cow by MozillaFireBird · · Score: 3, Funny

    How are the ghosts gonna eat the pacman? Cannibals

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    1. Re:holy cow by kingkade · · Score: 4, Funny

      How are the ghosts gonna eat the pacman? Cannibals

      Obviously they had to change the rules with people, so they can't be eaten. When the guy playing Pacman gets caught he gets fucked in the ass and he loses a life.

    2. Re:holy cow by andy_shepard · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and he loses a life.

      I'd bet he didn't have one in the first place.

    3. Re:holy cow by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh the irony of that post being here on slashdot.

    4. Re:holy cow by f97tosc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh the irony of that post being here on slashdot.

      On a Saturday night.

      Tor

  4. But what about - by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    > while 4 others dressed as Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde try to catch him.

    What happened to Tinkie-Winkie?

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  5. Which 'hood? by Seoulstriker · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait for them to go through the Washington Heights and Bronx 'hoods and play with the homies there...

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  6. Real life gaming by bas148 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would pay them money to let me do this... RL video gaming; better than crappy 3d goggles.

  7. Or Frogger on 5th Avenue! by Madwand · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just imagine dodging taxis...

    1. Re:Or Frogger on 5th Avenue! by Azureflare · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, in real life, the taxis might swerve to avoid you. Whereas in frogger, this never happens.

      On the other hand, this IS New York we're talking about here.

      Oh, do not get in the way of the producers freshly fed and baying for cabs.

    2. Re:Or Frogger on 5th Avenue! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dodging taxis eh? Sure, go ahead and do it, just don't get nailed for taxi evasion.

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    3. Re:Or Frogger on 5th Avenue! by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 3, Funny

      >>Well, in real life, the taxis might swerve to avoid you. Whereas in frogger, this never happens.

      Friend, you must not be from New York.

      Taxis swerve for lots of unknown reasons. But one thing they never, ever swerve for is to avoid hitting people.

      wbs.

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    4. Re:Or Frogger on 5th Avenue! by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Dodging taxis eh? Sure, go ahead and do it, just don't get nailed for taxi evasion

      So ... would that be done by the Internal RunOverYou Service?

      (one bad pun deserves another) :)

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  8. You know, I work right near there.... by edwardd · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I see PacMan running arounf, and call out to the ghosts, is that cheating: ;)

  9. Oh dear by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news: Al Qaeda members intercepted and arrested today downtown New York, disguised as yellow PacMen. They admitted using a new kind of simulator to train for their failed terrorist attack.

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  10. so sad... by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 5, Funny

    even more guys who will never, ever get laid...

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  11. Only in Greenwich Village... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somehow, looking at the pictures, I imagine the guy who plays PacMan has a hard time getting dates.

    Scene bar:
    Guy: "So, baby, what's your sign?"
    Women: "What's that big thing sticking out of your chest?"
    Guy: "Oh this? Yellow foam. There's one in the back too."
    Women: "What's it for for? Do you use it erotically?"
    Guy: "Heck no. It's for playing a real-life version of a videogame from the 80s."
    *Total silence*

    1. Re:Only in Greenwich Village... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do all of the New York women talk in unison or is that scene you just described from Pacmanhattan: The Musical? :P

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  12. Power Pellets by dankney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Power Pellets sold by shady characters in dark alleys?

    1. Re:Power Pellets by jelevy01 · · Score: 5, Informative

      who needs dark alleys? It's Washington Square park, just got to D2 by the chess boards..

    2. Re:Power Pellets by kotj.mf · · Score: 4, Funny

      If that gets modded Informative, I guess the mods really are on crack.

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  13. Fruit by Decameron81 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if you find a rotten apple lying in the middle of the street are you supposed to eat it?

    Diego

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  14. Pac man NYC style by kingkade · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde must be pimps and Pacman is a bitch who outta pocket.

  15. I won't be happy by karmaflux · · Score: 4, Funny

    until they all have GPS's, and I can watch a satellite map of them running around. GET TO WORK

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    1. Re:I won't be happy by claar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, from the site:

      Using Global Positioning, WIFI internet connections, cell phones and custom software designed by the Pac-Manhattan team, Pac-man and the ghosts will be tracked from a central location and their progress will be broadcast over the internet for viewers from around the world.

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  16. Just imagine... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Funny

    when they decide to scale Halo to real life in NYC...if you think the traffic problems there are already bad, wait 'till there's a Warthog or two....

    1. Re:Just imagine... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's only bad if you're not the one in the warthog.

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  17. Key by JustinXB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How do I get the gold key?

    1. Re:Key by geekee · · Score: 4, Funny

      " How do I get the gold key?"

      I'd like to see him try and convince Mayor Bloomberg to give him the key to the city if he clears enough boards.

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  18. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if we can ever simulate this on a computer. That would save a lot of time, money and effort.

    1. Re:hmmm by xintegerx · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if we can ever simulate this on a computer. That would save a lot of time, money and effort.

      1) In theory, it sounds feasible, but I don't see how it can be done practically. For one, I've dabbled in computer programming, and the most popular game libraries, Direct3D and OpenGL, are 3D libraries, I think.

      2) Two, maybe I don't know about games too much, but in my experience, all controllable object models must be able to launch particles, and have multiple weapons. Again, I am not an expert, but that is from my experience ( I am 14 years old.) But I think there is some limitation like that Microsoft's Denomination Library Network explains. All games controlled by keyboard and rendered and sample game source code projects have a shooting mode, ALWAYS. So you can see that I am not stupid.

      3) Without 3D models and 3D collisions, how could you know when you hit a wall?

      This game is not feasible with current technology.

      I am an expert in this field,

      Sincerely,

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  19. Re:Interesting by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seemed to me that the players reported to their respective general via a cell phone.

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  20. SUPREME NERDULENCE!!! by swordgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, this is just so nerdy, so utterly whacko, and such a large scale piece of craziness that you HAVE to love it.

    I've been laughing for the last three minutes. This is great! Even my wife likes the idea. Cheers to those doing it.

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  21. I did this years ago! by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, not Pacman, but my friends and I managed to recreate "Video Pool" in the meatspace. We also sucessfully played Tapper, and "Nick Faldo's golf".

    I also know a guy who was really ahead of his time, and was playing GTA almost every night...

  22. Who's up for some... by cibus · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...real life GTA vice city?

    1. Re:Who's up for some... by nihilistcanada · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh, they call that New York City.

  23. Why report? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why bother to report position? Why not just automate it with GPS reporting?

    1. Re:Why report? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the projects actual site:

      "Using Global Positioning, WIFI internet connections, cell phones and custom software designed by the Pac-Manhattan team, Pac-man and the ghosts will be tracked from a central location"

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  24. Re:Interesting by Black_Logic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmm.. I'm not so sure. The rules said that the pac man's general knows everyones position. Does each player (pac man and all ghosts) all have to report to the pac man's general. i.e. Each ghost is making 5 calls on each corner? The rule's page wasn't clear about what seems like the most interesting part of the game.

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  25. Haven't you heard? by ericdano · · Score: 2, Funny
    The real world version of Donkey Kong is filming. It stars "The Donald" as Donkey Kong, and his various apprentices trying to get him.

    Yes, "The Donald". With the bad comb-over.

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  26. Sombody please give them the binary! by retro128 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently they are having some trouble finding the MAME dump of Pac Man.

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  27. All you need is by Decameron81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    All you need is a baseball bat, a good pair of shoes and the fun is guaranteed.

    Diego

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  28. More games... by Eric+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can't wait for the real-world implementation of Donkey Kong.
    Or Space Invaders!

    "People of Earth, I am Lrrr of the planet Nintendu 64. Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships!" -- Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"

  29. George Costanza has already done it in Seinfeld! by antdude · · Score: 5, Informative

    From episode 174. It was a pretty funny episode. :)

    I even found two video clips: #1 and #2. Here are two screen captures: #1 and #2. Thanks to Google for finding these. ;)

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  30. Meatspace Quake by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Funny

    of Half-life. Or Halo. Splinter Cell. Even America's Army

    oh wait...

  31. Pictures and a movie! by needacoolnickname · · Score: 2, Funny

    and a movie to go along with it too!

  32. Kudos... by MistaE · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...to these folks. Better that they do something cool and crazy like this outside, getting some fresh air, than being cooped up in a stuffy arcade or game room or whatever.

    Now if only I can play legit version Galaxia outside...

  33. This is a creative project, but... by MisterLawyer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The rules are missing a few details.

    From the rules:
    "At the start of the game, Pac-Man runs along the streets, staying outdoors, within the designated playing area at all times. The ghosts may begin to chase Pac-Man. Pac-Man continues to run the board until all of the dots are "eaten" or one of the ghosts eats Pac-Man."

    What does it mean for a ghost to "eat" Pac-Man?
    Does a ghost have to be within a certain distance from Pac-Man?
    Does a ghost have to "tag" (physically touch) Pac-Man?
    Does a ghost have to restrain Pac-Man?

    What happens if a random pedestrian interferes with the game?
    These are not empty streets where pan-man and the ghosts can run around freely. There is a lot of obstacles and pedestrian and automotive traffic getting in the way of things.
    Also, a guy dressed in yellow foam being vigorously chased by other guys dressed in foam is likely to attract attention, probably by the police.

    Wouldn't the fastest runner have a distinct advantage over the other players?
    In other words, if Pac-Man had the evasive maneuvers of a pro football running back, wouldn't the game kind of be over before it started?

    I applaude the creative ressurrection of a childhood pastime, but I am skeptical of the game being much more than an elaborate "tag, you're it" with costumes.

    1. Re:This is a creative project, but... by Meneudo · · Score: 5, Funny

      What does it mean for a ghost to "eat" Pac-Man?

      Kick him in the balls.

      What happens if a random pedestrian interferes with the game?

      See above.

      Wouldn't the fastest runner have a distinct advantage over the other players?

      Get a spedometer and a taser and wire it to shock you if you go too fast.

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    2. Re:This is a creative project, but... by jawschlech · · Score: 2, Funny

      I applaude the creative ressurrection of a childhood pastime, but I am skeptical of the game being much more than an elaborate "tag, you're it" with costumes.

      Which is so disappointing, given the depth and complexity of the original Pacman. Which brilliantly colored ghost chased Pacman up YOUR ass?

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    3. Re:This is a creative project, but... by NegativeK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I applaude the creative ressurrection of a childhood pastime, but I am skeptical of the game being much more than an elaborate "tag, you're it" with costumes.

      I do hope that was intended to be a joke. In addition to the problems you found, here are some more: neither the ghosts of pac-man will move at a constant speed, Pac-man doesn't have a top down view of the city (and hence no complete knowledge of ghost position), and the city doesn't have some space warping ability to send you to the other side if you walk through a certain door.

      In short, it's all for fun. Pac-man was an elaborate "tag, you're it" on a computer screen; this is an elaborate "tag, you're it" on a city. And you get exercise, too. Sounds like a good deal.

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    4. Re:This is a creative project, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      and the city doesn't have some space warping ability to send you to the other side if you walk through a certain door.

      Heh. Tourist.

    5. Re:This is a creative project, but... by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...a guy dressed in yellow foam being vigorously chased by other guys dressed in foam is likely to attract attention, probably by the police.

      Dude, this is Greenwich Village, the police aren't even going to blink when they see this.

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  34. Top score? by HoldenCaulfield · · Score: 3, Funny

    The project website is here where it mentions the top score is 20,000 so far . . . that's a lot of city blocks to have run - even if you assume they maximized each power pellet (4*(200+400+800+1600)), that leaves 8000 points, and at 30 points per block, that's 266 blocks . . . I guess they beat the board a couple times?

  35. Club Dread. by jfisherwa · · Score: 3, Informative

    They did this in Broken Lizard's Club Dread (same group that made Supertroopers) -- it was easily the best part of the movie.

  36. Here is a .mov file of a ghost trying to catch him by smnoel · · Score: 2, Interesting
  37. Puck-Man by MisterLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man, until a shrewd Namco employee noticed the opportunity for kids to scrape at the logo, creating a much ruder-sounding game.

  38. Not a very good simulation... by advance512 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or do they have teleportation pads that send PacMan from the west side of Washington street to the east side of it?

    If so, I wanna play it!
    (it is called Mario Twins)

  39. You sir, are obviously not a New Yorker by notestein · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly you're not from New York.

    These guys are gay and are getting plenty being in Greenwich Village.

    In fact, Pac Man is just a metaphor... well I'll let you work it out.

  40. Real Life Donkey Kong by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Was quietly given up after the first unfortunate, if not unpredictable, crushing death occurred.

    And don't even ask me about the "real life" Missile Command. Not pretty.

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  41. Write me down ! by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once they gonna do a real life version of Grand Theft auto in Manhattan ;)

  42. real geeks would ... by rawbytes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    use GPSes and GIS software to monitor and control the game rules. Each player probably needs to see the whole board also, not just a block ahead.

    1. Re:real geeks would ... by Azi+Dahaka · · Score: 2, Informative

      They use GPS, and there are "generals" communicating to the players from a control room. The generals can see the entire board so the players don't need to carry anything more than a cellular phone.

  43. Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation by Denyer · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...speaking in 1989...

    "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music..."

    ...and I bet he never forsaw the live-action roleplay version either!

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  44. Re:Space Invaders by Meneudo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Space invaders is easy. Get people to jump off buildings while hurling stones down at you. If you get hit, you lose.

    Meanwhile, you throw baseballs at them. If they get hit, it triggers the detonation device.

    Only problem I see is if you and they miss completely, and a guy is sent falling to his death.

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  45. police? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Also, a guy dressed in yellow foam being vigorously chased by other guys dressed in foam is likely to attract attention, probably by the police.

    Really? why? I must admit that I have never been to Manhattan or America for that matter. You must have lots of police on the street if they have time for that. I never see any police on foot in downtown Copenhagen. Racing around in their cars, es, but caring the slightest bit about on foot, no. To me it just sounds strange why they should care about those goofballs, but I guess it is a different mentality all together

  46. Re:Its 2004 by C0rinthian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, I missed the part of the article where pacmanhattan.com anounced their IPO. I gotta buy some of that!

    The main thing that annoys me about the web is that it enables idiots like parent to inflict their idiocy on the rest of us.

  47. Rampage by Ligurmatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pacman and Donkey Kong are good, but the real excitement would be a world-wide tour of Rampage.

    ~L

  48. This is why geeks will always be better than you by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You see, we don't waste every waking moment of our lives thinking about getting laid. We actually do things we find interesting.

    When I see someone like you post something like your post, I already know that I have more of a life than that person. There are more, and better, things than sex.

    Unlike you, I actually spend my life doing things that I enjoy--I don't focus on fulfilling animalistic urges and belittling anyone who actually has a real hobby.

    And one final thing...how is this real-life Pacman game any more lame than a game where a bunch of musclebound idiots are chasing another musclebound idiot carrying a ball across a field?

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  49. Big Urban Game in Minneapolis by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Folks at the University of Minnesota had a slightly different concept: They used gigantic red, yellow, and blue inflatable game pieces using Minneapolis streets as a game board. It was the Big Urban Game played in September 2003. In case you are wondering, blue won.

    The home page of the B.U.G.

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  50. Re:Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporati by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wrong attribution, internet-rumor-boy.

    Marcus Brigstocke, a Brit comedian, wrote that, and he is not pleased that you don't know that.

  51. Re:This is why geeks will always be better than yo by transient · · Score: 4, Funny
    And one final thing...how is this real-life Pacman game any more lame than a game where a bunch of musclebound idiots are chasing another musclebound idiot carrying a ball across a field?

    Er... the musclebound idiots are getting laid?

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  52. Stanford Students are Wackier by zeromemory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While we're on the topic of real-life PacMan,

    A Cross-Dressing Stanford Ms. Pacman

    Berkeley students can never resist the temptation of poking fun at the 'other school'...

  53. Re:This is why geeks will always be better than yo by pubudu · · Score: 5, Funny
    You see, we don't waste every waking moment of our lives thinking about getting laid. We actually do things we find interesting.

    When I see someone like you post something like your post, I already know that I have more of a life than that person. There are more, and better, things than sex.

    Unlike you, I actually spend my life doing things that I enjoy--I don't focus on fulfilling animalistic urges and belittling anyone who actually has a real hobby.

    Ah yes, so many things in life seem more worthwhile than having sex when there isn't any sex to be had. Oddly enough, the availability of sex does tend to change ones priorities. Hobbies seem boring, reading a waste of time, and thinking itself an unbearable burden. The smell of one's aftershave takes on an increasing importance. One becomes concerned with the threadcount of one's sheets. Insipid banter becomes engaging.

    That having been said, I find myself agreeing with you more than I would like these days. Yes, yes, there really is nothing like a good book on quantum mechanics and reading every post to /.

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  54. Real Life Donkey by big+daddy+kane · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait for the real-world implementation of Donkey Kong

    for that all you need is a fire escape, some barrels and a really dumb friend.

  55. My bet is on . . . . by matthewcharlesgoeden · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where is the corresponding over-under for Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde, and Pac-Man?
    This is a sport I could really bet on.

    And where the Hell is Ms. Pac-Man?

  56. Re:This is why geeks will always be better than yo by passion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I see someone like you post something like your post, I already know that I have more of a life than that person. There are more, and better, things than sex.

    Like what....? Yeah, try it sometime - it might give you rejuvenated inspiration to pursue even more wacky hobbies and adventures.

    There's a reason we were created to enjoy food, crave warmth, and seek sex. It keeps our species alive and vital.

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  57. Re:This is why geeks will always be better than yo by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like what....?
    Like pretty much everything. People are wired differently. Some of them can't enjoy learning stuff, creating stuff, thinking about stuff, or can't enjoy it to a sufficient degree. These people rely on outdated programs that they got from their animal ancestors. These people spend their time trying to get laid, eat more, get higher on the social ladder, etc.

    I (like many other people here) have tried sex (with a beautiful and smart girl who liked me), and while I enjoyed it to an extent, it doesn't measure up to pleasures of doing something creative, reading something interesting, solving math problems or talking with smart people.

    And if we are talking about raw addictiveness, sex doesn't even beat computer games. How much time can you spend enjoying sex? A few hours at most. A Civilization game, on the other hand......

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  58. When folks say you need to get out more... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... this isn't what they had in mind.

  59. Yawn... by NoData · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, yeah. Call me when they've implemented the wrap-around tunnel.