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HP Recall on 900,000 Notebooks

phycoman writes "900,000 HP and Compaq laptops have potential memory issues and are being recalled. The RAM chips from four manufacturers can possibly lead to system corruption and lockups. The affected notebooks are Compaq Evo Notebook N610c, Compaq Evo Notebook N610v, Compaq Evo Notebook N620c, Compaq Evo Notebook N800c, Compaq Evo Notebook N800v, Compaq Evo Notebook N800w, Compaq Evo Notebook N1000c, Compaq Evo Notebook N1000v, Compaq Presario 1500, Compaq Presario 2800, Compaq Presario x1000, Compaq Presario x1200, HP Compaq Business Notebook nx7000 and HP Pavilion zt3000. As a result, HP has created a website whick allows users to download a program to test for faulty RAM chips."

224 comments

  1. Apple's not the only one, huh? by midifarm · · Score: 0
    I guess all companies can screw up!

    Peace

    1. Re:Apple's not the only one, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > I guess all companies can screw up!

      But when Apple screwed up with the iBook lots of Apple fans declared how great it was that Apple cares so much about the quality of their products to repair them out of warantee, and that other manufacturers would never do this.

    2. Re:Apple's not the only one, huh? by midifarm · · Score: 1
      Hey I love Apple. There's nothing else in my arsenal, so don't hink I'm bagging on them. I just think it's good to see that all the PC fanboys that HAVE been trouncing Apple about the whole iBook thing can see that PC manufacturers can screw up as well.

      Peace

    3. Re:Apple's not the only one, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference? PC "fanboys" (hard to call someone a "fanboy" when they're in the 90% majority) never said PCs are problem free. Far from it. We "trounce" the Cult of Mac over the iBook failure because they constantly shove down our throats how how superior Apple products are.

    4. Re:Apple's not the only one, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to use "PC fanboy" when PCs haven't got any fans and the only people that purchase PCs are told to do it by their ignorant manager.

    5. Re:Apple's not the only one, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell should I buy an overpriced Mac to run Linux on, when I can get the same performance for far less on a PC?

    6. Re:Apple's not the only one, huh? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I guess all companies can screw up!
      HP's biggest screwup was going anywhere near Compaq.
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  2. HP by mfh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I dislike HP products. We have a scanner, a camera and some other doo-dads at the office, and they all use HP technology. The problem? HP installs a crapflood of memory resident programs to handle even the most mundane tasks that could easily be handled at runtime. I would never personally buy something from HP because of their strange software policy. This is essentially Darwin in effect, folks. Nothing to see here, move along. :-)

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    1. Re:HP by JPriest · · Score: 4, Interesting
      P installs a crapflood of memory resident programs to handle even the most mundane tasks

      Funny you mention that, a just threw a default install of XP Pro on an old 450MHz AMD box next to me. I was amazed to see on boot it used only 56 megs of RAM. Having mostly used OEM versions, I always figured XP was more bloated than that.

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    2. Re:HP by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      HP installs a crapflood of memory resident programs to handle even the most mundane tasks that could easily be handled at runtime.

      I'm going to have to agree with you on the driver issue. I had to find a driver for a printer/scanner/fax machine device from the mid 90s and the driver was 35 MB. This was five years ago, it probably equates to something like 100+ MB now in terms of bloat.

      That and the fact that I had to put Windows 2000 on an HP laptop that only had Windows XP drivers for its ATI Mobility card makes me prefer HP less (there were no reference drivers for Mobility cards). Not good for people who buy these things for an office that uses something other than XP.

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    3. Re:HP by ironring · · Score: 1
      You've got this right. I have a multi-function printer that installs a pile of crap every time the systems boots. I wouldn't mind so much if the thing worked real well, but it doesn't. I will never buy anything from HP again.

      Someone mod this guys comment up!

    4. Re:HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Funny you mention that, a just threw a default install of XP Pro on an old 450MHz AMD box next to me. I was amazed to see on boot it used only 56 megs of RAM. Having mostly used OEM versions, I always figured XP was more bloated than that.
      It's even smaller if you disable unnecessary services. I have a Win2K laptop win 128MB ram that uses around 40MB on startup. The only services that startup "Automatic" are: DHCP Client, Event Log, Plug and Play, RPC and Security Accounts. I can still read mail, browse the web (through the LAN, dial-up needs some extra services), use office programs, media players etc. etc.

      Probably the only thing missing is network shares, which I don't use. All my important stuff is on the laptop, with a backup on an external HD. The default services settings are crap: almost everything ought to be "Manual" or "Disabled". The people who really need them can turn them on themselves.

    5. Re:HP by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, I have a printer/scanner/copier device. The default software is bloated and slow, but remarkably pretty and nice... there is also nondefault software available on the CD (the WIA scanning wizard thingy) and I have killed the resident-in-memory junk. It wasn't hard.
      The equipment works wonderfully with Linux, as well.

      I also ordered a HP ProLiant DL145 server, dual Opterons (1.8Ghz each), 2 gigs of RAM... pretty pretty
      Its initial estimated ship date was late May. They now tell me it should arrive by mid-July, and blame a part being on back order. Yeah. Thanks.

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    6. Re:HP by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just like the real player thing*, it seems that Linux users get the better deal on drivers and crapware.

      HP Linux drivers (for the printers at least, I havent used the camera ones) are solid, HP backed, support things like the card readers and have no crapware attached.

      There seem to be quite a few cases where Linux drivers and software are actually _better_ than the Windows versions.

      *Real player for UNIX is a pretty decent piece of software.

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    7. Re:HP by electrofreak · · Score: 0

      I have an HP printer, An HP digital camera, and an HP scanner, and didn't install any of its software. Windows XP has all the stuff it need to operate it. The digital camera basicly just acts like a thumb drive, the printer is just a printer, and the scanner has a little program used for scanning the pictures in. I don't see how this is a 'crapflood' of programs. Nothing sits there waiting for me to scan something, nothing sits tehre waiting for me to print, nothing sits there waiting for me to hook up my camera. They are just some more USB devices.

      Your problem must be that you install all their crap. The crap is intended for the old people to make them feel like technology is great!

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    8. Re:HP by DavidD_CA · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know exactly what you're talking about.

      You should check out their business-class desktop line, Evo. They come with hardly any pre-installed crap. We just got one in the other day and the only thing running that I can recall was the extra-keys-on-the-keyboard driver which was easily removed from startup.

      The Pavillion line, meant for consumers, definitely is pre-loaded with crap software.

      Of course, you can also buy hardware from HP without an OS installed.

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    9. Re:HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been playing with a dual 145 now for the last few weeks. The system is fast (248's) but the quality of it is AMAZINGLY bad!!! We thought the first Sun v220's where built like crap - the DL145 makes them look very impressive. I'm not kidding - the DL145 in the rack sags in back...

      Piece of crap workmanship.

    10. Re:HP by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      One of their new scanner/inkjet combos has a ~120MB download for the driver. Installed it is far more.

      Nearly impossible to remove this thing too. The uninstaller leaves a lot of crap.

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    11. Re:HP by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      If in any case HP offers you to download the "home" or "corporate" driver, you'll have a better change of getting less-bloated drivers. Example, I once downloaded and installed the "home" version of one of their inkjet printers. Every time windows (2000) booted up, the cpu would be 100% utilized for a minute or so because of the tray icon/app that I couldn't figure out how to disable. Ended up reinstalling Windows and used the "corporate" printer driver. Works fine.

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    12. Re:HP by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even though I don't dislike HP products, they do use a large amount of memory. The driver disk for my HP Scanner installs a lot of software (without asking me if I want to or not) to my computer, which equals about six gigs. It's pretty obnoxious.

      Hah, the entire time I was reading that news article, I was scanning for my Compaq laptop model. I was glad it wasn't on there. lol. w00t.

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    13. Re:HP by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      could you point me to a site that tells you what services to disable in XP (dialup, dhcp, ICS are needed)?

      i haven't used windows myself for ages so i dont know - its for somebody else.

      he has searched on google, but all the sites he found broke stuff when he disabled what they said.

    14. Re:HP by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      The best site for disabling XP services is Black Viper. There's a description of each service and a recommendation based on your usage (gaming, safe, default, etc..).

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    15. Re:HP by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      thanks

  3. Channelling Nelson by philoticjane · · Score: 5, Funny

    /me points at HP

    HA ha... /me looks at apple.com... scrolls to bottom... "Extended iBook Logic Board..."

    Oh. Damn.

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    1. Re:Channelling Nelson by philoticjane · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "I'm a loser, I pay for pussy."

      I don't have to pay for pussy, I have one.

      Which is more than we can say for you, obviously.

      (Make no mistake, you have been pwned. kthxbi**)

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  4. It can't be too bad by JPriest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they managed to get a million laptops out the door before they noticed the problem, then it can't be that severe. It might set them back a few dimes though.

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    1. Re:It can't be too bad by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      From their article:

      "HP's replacement program will allow a customer to receive a small kit, containing a screwdriver as well as instructions for the customer on how to replace the faulty DRAM modules, which may include 128MB, 256MB, and 512MB versions. The customer can then ship the DRAM to HP using a return envelope and receive a new module for free."

      Just off the top of my head, I'm thinking its not a few dimes, but maybe $10.00 to $15.00 per customer, figuring they can get DRAMM wholesale at a greatly reduced rate. Screwdrivers, probably some cheap one time only, for less than a cent per unit. Postage of a few Dollars, packaging included.

      Even at $10.00 per customer, thats going to be a 9M Dollar hit.

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    2. Re:It can't be too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      for the Dimms $10 - $15 (say 12)
      The Kit with printed manual and screwdriver $3
      Shipping for the kit $1.50
      Paid shipping or the faulty RAM $1
      Shipping back the new RAM $1
      Overtime wages for people at HP mailing the stuff $2

      Total cost: $20.50

    3. Re:It can't be too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this moderated as redundant? It is the 5th post.

    4. Re:It can't be too bad by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      Thanks for those figures :) At any rate, I don't care how much HP is worth, thats still a hit to their bottom line. *calls my broker*

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    5. Re:It can't be too bad by turgid · · Score: 1
      If they managed to get a million laptops out the door before they noticed the problem, then it can't be that severe. It might set them back a few dimes though.

      If you're running the world's most popular yet unstable OS, you're bound to write off unexplained glitches to the software. In this way, I'll wager many a duff memory component has been overlooked. Running a proper, more stable OS often exposes such problems.

      Moderators go ahead and do your worst! Troll, Flamebait and Overrated. It's the truth, though.

    6. Re:It can't be too bad by demsthenes · · Score: 1

      Well, didn't GM ship half a million cars with faulty tires, that was a bad problem. Things can go unnoticed, even if it is severe. As for this laptop problem, as long as it works, thats fine with me, I just don't want to lose information after a freeze.

    7. Re:It can't be too bad by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      The only thing that causes bluescreens on my XP machine occasionally (on start up, not randomly) is the frigging 16 bit TICALC dll file, because TI refuses to put out updated software that works with the ti86

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    8. Re:It can't be too bad by The+Tenth+Dentist · · Score: 1

      Actually it's quite a serious problem. My employer has been fighting with HP for over a year about it. Machines affected would bluescreen at least daily, if not more frequently.

      We went back and forth with HP for some time on it. They would swap components to no avail, and flip-flop between blaming software we had installed, and then discovering they were able to reproduce the problem on a factory software image.

      I wonder how long they knew about the issue internally before letting customers know. They didn't let us know until the very end.

      The best is this Register article, the quote:
      "The company says that it hasn't received a complaint yet, but is "pre-emptively" introducing a repair program."

      Not a single complaint? That's total BS.

    9. Re:It can't be too bad by Hoser+McMoose · · Score: 1

      The flaw to these economics is that probably only about 50,000 people or maybe 100,000 tops will actually make use of this program. The flaw will very rarely affect most users, and as a general rule, most people don't read /. (or similar news sites) and probably don't care much about this unless it actually causes problems for them.

      What's more, even if it does cause problems, most people will probably just end up blaming Microsoft anyway.

  5. Say what you will but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's nice to see a company admitting there is a problem AND fixing it.

    Wouldn't suprise me if someone was threatning to blow the whistle though...

    1. Re:Say what you will but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would surprise me a lot. Either you blow the whistle or you don't. If you threaten to do it, and then don't you get fired. When you're fired they can just say "Oh, disgruntled ex-employee"...

    2. Re:Say what you will but... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Wouldn't suprise me if someone was threatning to blow the whistle though..."

      Like the 900,000 people that'd never buy HP products again?

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    3. Re:Say what you will but... by Klebz · · Score: 1

      Its also nice that if you send them your damaged chip back, they send you a free 32 meg flash-rom

  6. Yeah, I really miss that "QA" thing... by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm mostly just making fun of them so I make fun of someone other than Apple from time to time.

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  7. HP= bad by spacerodent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every time I've bought an HP product I've regreted it. I even got one of their dvd burners for a mere $99 year before last (when they were ~$300 normally) and then when it broke only 3 weeks after I bought it they said it wasn't covered under warrenty. They claimed that it was covered for 1 year or until they decide the product is obsolete and no longer will be supported. Even though i'd just bought it they had decided it was too long to support any longer dispite the fact that it was still on store shelves. Then last year I got a HP 935 digital camera as a gift. It was a good little camera except for one thing. The batteries only lasted about 2-3 picutres at a time. You could wait for the amperage to build back up between sets of 2-3 pictures (usually a few minutes) but thats totally unacceptable to most people. Terrible designs and business decisions like these have destroyed any support I had left for HP. I know it's HP-Compaq now but hell would freeze over before I buy anything off them.

    1. Re:HP= bad by thepoch · · Score: 1

      Every time I've bought an HP product I've regreted it. I even got one of their dvd burners for a mere $99 year before last (when they were ~$300 normally) and then when it broke only 3 weeks after I bought it they said it wasn't covered under warrenty. They claimed that it was covered for 1 year or until they decide the product is obsolete and no longer will be supported. Even though i'd just bought it they had decided it was too long to support any longer dispite the fact that it was still on store shelves.

      I don't know if it's just me... but if the store did this to you, then it's probably the store that screwing you over, not HP. A store should normally give you a 1 year warranty on most products. The only reason why they wouldn't is because they've had the product in stock for a long time. This way, if you want to return it, they won't accept it since they also won't be able to get their warranty from their distributors.

      of course I may be wrong.

    2. Re:HP= bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Surely you have some kind of statutory warranty if the thing failed after 3 weeks from brand new?

    3. Re:HP= bad by spacerodent · · Score: 1

      not according to HP. It's in their fine print that at any time they can chose to no longer support a product and once its discontinued they no longer have any customer support oblegations. They also gave me some bullshit about checking out their new fine line of dvd burners.

    4. Re:HP= bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember, certain HP-Compaq and HPaq branded items do not neccesarily come from HP engineers. I've always loved compaq business desktops and laptops, but they are now rebranded with HP all over them even though its the same quality Compaq engineering as before.

    5. Re:HP= bad by rasteroid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't believe this, a company is proactive in issuing a product recall and all you can do is think about all your bad experiences that you've had in the past? It seems to me like the problems you list are not uncommon across almost every company selling tech products across the industry. In any case, your post is quite irrelevant, because it appears that the problem regarding the memory is an industry-wide problem, not an HP-specific one.

      I take it as a good thing that HP is first to recall such a large volume of shipped products, whereas look what their main competitors in the laptop segment are up to - Dell is still "evaluating" and I've no idea what IBM is up to.

      It's a shame that the recall isn't issued by the memory/chipset manufacturers themselves, since they are primarily responsible for the flaw, even though laptop vendors in general are also somewhat responsible for letting the flaw go unnoticed for so long.

      HP doesn't have a perfect track record, but give credit where credit is due. A company that issues a comprehensive product recall, despite it being an "industry-wide problem" and despite it probably being something relatively minor/obscure (which is why it escaped detection for so long), is one that to me cares more for their products than what you've described above.

      I myself am primarily a Dell customer (which isn't saying much), but I give HP the edge in being more proactive in this particular case. For all you know, they could have just shrugged their shoulders and pointed fingers at the memory/chipset manufacturers.

      Regarding monetary losses, I'm sure there is some sort of sharing of cost-of-replacement between the various companies responsible for this product recall.

    6. Re:HP= bad by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      Every time I've bought an HP product I've regreted it.

      Are these pre-HPaq-makeover products or post-HPaq-makeover products?

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    7. Re:HP= bad by macrom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm one for one with my HP/Compaq experiences. At a past job, I had a series of Evos, first the N600c, then the N620c (or was it the 610?). The first batch of notebooks were pretty good, but once they upgraded us to the 620's a year later, all hell broke loose. We (meaning most of the 20-odd developers) all had USB issues with external drives, blue screens, lockups, etc. I personally had my RAM modules replaces 2 or 3 times, along with my system board in the same amount. Other minor problems existed and all Compaq would do under the corporate warranty agreement was throw replacement parts at the problem. It's finally good to see they are starting to acknowledge SOMETHING is wrong, though I have a feeling that it's more than the 3rd-party memory they're blaming it on.

      Now, when I lost my job back in November, I searched around for a good, solid laptop and settled on the ZT3000, which I customized through HP's shopping site. I had a few problems with blue screens when I installed 3rd party RAM (and these problems were well "documented" and discussed on x1000formus. Swaping the memory around the 2 slots fixed the problem. Otherwise, this laptop has been the best machine I've ever owned. It's decently fast for compiling code in Visual Studio .NET, it has a gig of RAM, a WUXGA screen, a nice keyboard, it's thin, light and gets good battery life. I worked a contract for a few months where a set of office mates had these machines (one had the x1000) and they seemed to like the laptops as much as myself. I will freely admit that HP and Compaq have a bit of a reputation in the computer industry, but so far these machines seem to be pretty solid.

      Anyhow, that's my story for the HP/Compaq quality debate!

    8. Re:HP= bad by csirac · · Score: 2, Informative

      I even got one of their dvd burners for a mere $99 year before last (when they were ~$300 normally) and then when it broke only 3 weeks after I bought it they said it wasn't covered under warrenty.

      That's not entirely unique to HP. Some HDD manufacturers seem to go by manufacture date too. It's not always the manufacturer's fault that some store somewhere can't sell old stock. Besides, if that were the case, can't you deal with the store instead of HP? The shop I used to work at would replace it for you at a loss in a case like this.

      That said, I do like HP laser printers. The post-warranty and even in-warranty service can't be beat. The HP partfinder site is just a couple of clicks away and certainly beats the hell out of Lexmark's PDF-based parts catalogue system. As for other manufacturers like Oki (though Oki make good printers and have decent parts support too), Brother (evil) and Epson, I'm not too sure.

      HP have some very nice, well engineered products. Non-consumer stuff like their managed ethernet switches and lab test equipment is fantastic. It's just that their cheap stuff is... too clunky. And cheap.

    9. Re:HP= bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      statutory means something that is established by law, and cannot be disclaimed by a company. I believe even the US does have a minimal statutory warranty for cases like this where the customer has been sold a clearly defective product.

    10. Re:HP= bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, maybe that's why you got it for 66% off? /Captain Obvious

    11. Re:HP= bad by David+Horn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, you ought to live in the UK. Here everything has to come with at least a one year manufacturer's warranty (they CAN'T get out of that) and after that the shop is responsible for the product for a further 5 years. I didn't know about the 5 years bit till I read the Trading Standards website.

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    12. Re:HP= bad by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      No store gives you a 1 year warranty on any product. The warranty is through the manufacturer, so you have to return the product to them. Most stores only give you a 30 day return period.

      Of course, you could always buy an extended store "warranty", but that's usually a waste of money unless you really hate going through the hassle of packaging something up to be shipped back to the manufacturer.

    13. Re:HP= bad by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Their lab test equipment is now called "Agilent," an entirely separate company. They seem to be doing much better than HP is, except for the fact that they are going Windows on the new logic analyzers -- I liked HPUX better.

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    14. Re:HP= bad by Karma+Star · · Score: 2, Informative

      The batteries only lasted about 2-3 picutres at a time

      Well, if you're using alkaline batteries, that will happen with any digital camera. You should be using NiMH batteries instead...

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    15. Re:HP= bad by woobieman29 · · Score: 1
      Nooo.... I use Alkaline batteries in my Canon A70 and they last for dozens of pictures. Usually one set is good for a couple days of shooting pictures, and I always use the LCD.

      Having alkaline batteries last for only 2-3 pictures would be a sign of a definite problem, IMHO.

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    16. Re:HP= bad by csirac · · Score: 1

      Their lab test equipment is now called "Agilent," an entirely separate company.

      I didnt' know that. Explains why our new DSOs are Agilent then. Very good machines they are too. We've got a Marconi network analyser but it's a right pain to use...

    17. Re:HP= bad by Karma+Star · · Score: 1

      The alkaline batteries that came with my Minolta s404 only lasted 15 minutes. In the owners' manual, it said that NiMH AA batteries should be used, since digital camera of this type eat up a lot of power. The only reason they packed a pair of alkaline batteries with the camera was so the owner could test the camera to make sure it wasn't malfunctioning...

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    18. Re:HP= bad by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Well, they USED to make great, high quality stuff. I still use my circa 1987 HP calculator, and their lab equipment was second to none. I bought an HP laptop a year ago and havent had any problems yet, but its too soon to tell. So far, so good though.

  8. Missed it by Papa+Legba · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometimes a guy lucks out. I bought a 1500 not to long ago. I got it with the minimum amount of RAM in it. I wanted a gig of RAM but HP wanted almost $700 for that upgrade. I decided that upgrading the screen was far more important as I could not alter that myself later at a cheap price.

    As soon as I got the laptop I orderd a gig of third party RAM from an online vendor, total cost less than $200. Installed it right away and now I don't have this problem and never have had it.

    Moral of the story: Sometime it pays to be a cheap bastard.

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    1. Re:Missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moral of the story: Sometime it pays to be a cheap bastard.

      It always pays to be a cheap bastard!

    2. Re:Missed it by anticypher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So you take your original HP 128 Meg sodimm card, mail it back to them, get a new one, and a 32Mbyte USB flash memory key with an HP logo on it for the cost of postage.

      It pays to be a cheap bastard, but one should be a greedy cheap bastard whenever possible.

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    3. Re:Missed it by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you take your original HP 128 Meg sodimm card, mail it back to them, get a new one, and a 32Mbyte USB flash memory key with an HP logo on it for the cost of postage.

      A really greedy cheap bastard would have sold it as soon as the card was out of the box

    4. Re:Missed it by anticypher · · Score: 1

      Neh, to be a good, greedy, cheap, bastard, you would wait until you had the replacement RAM and the USB key, and then sold both.

      Not that 32Mbyte flash keys are worth much these days, lots of companies at CeBit this year were handing them out.

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  9. Memory replacement, not recall by Covener · · Score: 4, Informative

    Laptops aren't being recalled, memory is. Writeup is too sensationalized

    1. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by JPriest · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you open up the laptop to replace the RAM yourself don't you void the warranty?

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    2. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're new here aren't you?

    3. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by crow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just like an automotive recall, there's one part that's bad, and they ask you to bring it in to be replaced at their cost (parts and labor). I once had a recall on my car to replace the radiator cap. They mailed me the cap and said to take it to a dealer if I didn't want to swap it myself (apparently the original cap wouldn't release pressure if it overheated).

      A recall doesn't mean they'll replace the whole thing, just the bad part. This is a recall.

    4. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I imagine this only applies to the opening the casing, most laptops have a removeable panel to access the memory.

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    5. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by mcowger · · Score: 1

      Not on most modern laptops you dont. The are designated User Repplaceable parts.

    6. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by grolschie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah and people have to send the RAM in first. Many people cannot afford to be without their laptops while they wait for HP to process their returned RAM. Depending on which model laptop, the laptop might still boot with the onboard RAM, but with Windows XP the laptop is useless until the new RAM arrives.

    7. Re:Memory replacement, not recall by Covener · · Score: 1

      Yeah and people have to send the RAM in first. Many people cannot afford to be without their laptops while they wait for HP to process their returned RAM. Depending on which model laptop, the laptop might still boot with the onboard RAM, but with Windows XP the laptop is useless until the new RAM arrives.

      No, HP sends you the ram and a prepaid return envelope. You do not send your ram in first at all.

  10. Intel chipset to fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hard to believe that the memory makers who hold 70% of the world market fail to produce their stuff to specs.

    Looks more like a flaw with the Intel chipsets in those notebooks, but that would be much more expensive to replace.

    If you're affected, check whether the new RAM modules aren't slower than the ones you're replacing.

  11. yes that bothered me too by spacerodent · · Score: 2, Informative

    The only HP product I had installed on my system was a HP 935 digital camera and it installed no less than 3 TSRs and was gobbling up a total of around 32 megs of ram

    1. Re:yes that bothered me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that whole 'protected mode' thing turned TSRs into SRs years ago.

    2. Re:yes that bothered me too by mangu · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, for some cameras, at least, you don't need to install anything. I have an HP Photosmart C20 and all I have to do is pop the chip into the PCMCIA holder and mount /dev/hde1. Of course, it's an old camera and they may have worsened it.


      For scanners, OTOH, the situation is terrible. I have an HP3570 and will not recommend to anyone buying an HP scanner. The software is buggy, slow, bloated, has no Linux driver, has no scripting capability, is hard to use, and that's the most positive review I can make of it.

    3. Re:yes that bothered me too by slittle · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW, my HP scanner works fine in WXP without installing any drivers.

      I can either use the Windows scanning thing (I prefer not to, coz it wants to warm up the lamp before every scan, even if it's been on for an hour), or most Windows graphics progs, like Photoshop.

      The HP scanning app sucks MAJOR. Some retard is storing free space as bytes in a 32bit integer - if you have 4GB + 1 meg of space left, it thinks you have 1MB left and refuses to scan.

      Maybe if I had some funky feeder or something I'd need the drivers, but it's a plain no-frills dealie that Just Works {tm} Not that I'd necessarily buy any more HP products though...

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  12. Uh oh... by sploo22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The testing program from HP seems to be Windows-only. Oh well, I'll just run it under Bochs.

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by ameoba · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean they're not just using this?

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  13. Now for the other manufacturers... by La+Camiseta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let's see how long it takes for the other manufacturers to get on the bandwagon. Especially Toshiba. They only use Samsung memory.

    (that may have been what's been causing those random lockups on my laptop. Now I know...)

  14. free 32MB flash drive by justforaday · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the free 32MB flash drive you get for their screwup.

    HP will provide one free 32-megabyte USB Flash Device for each notebook identified as having affected memory module(s). To receive this incentive, customers must complete all of the following steps for each notebook:

    Order the replacement memory module(s) through this Web site.

    Replace the affected memory module(s) without the assistance of a service partner or HP.

    Return the affected memory module(s) as directed.


    I get the feeling there're going to be a lot of flash drive RAIDs being made out of these...

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  15. Downtime anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "HP's replacement program will allow a customer to receive a small kit, containing a screwdriver as well as instructions for the customer on how to replace the faulty DRAM modules, which may include 128MB, 256MB, and 512MB versions. The customer can then ship the DRAM to HP using a return envelope and receive a new module for free."

    Sooo... if I read that right (keying in on the last phrase) 900,000 laptops are supposed to go without any memory while the old memory gets shipped back, the order processed (assuming they have 1-2 million proper mem modules already on-hand) and the new memory then being shipped back. That's a ton of culmulative downtime- Ouch!

    1. Re:Downtime anyone? by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Yes but it wont be 900,000 returns, this issue does not affect all laptops. They provide a program let you test your machine for the faults identified. It will still mean a lot of downtime though.

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    2. Re:Downtime anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Returning Affected Memory Modules
      You must return your affected memory module(s) in the prepaid return envelope that is provided with your replacement memory module(s).

    3. Re:Downtime anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the wording on HPs site, it sounds like they send you a kit with the new memory module, a screwdriver, and a return envelope for the old one. The only downtime you'd have is the time you spend replacing the module yourself.

    4. Re:Downtime anyone? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      That's HP for ya.

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    5. Re:Downtime anyone? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope HP ships the part you replace and then you ship back the defective part and they ship you a 32 meg usb flash drive for your trouble and returning the bad ram.

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    6. Re:Downtime anyone? by JayJay.br · · Score: 1

      Actually, a little bit deeper into the process, it says clearly:

      "Returning Affected Memory Modules

      You must return your affected memory module(s) in the prepaid return envelope that is provided with your replacement memory module(s)."

      So you get the new one first. And a 32MB flashdrive if you return the old one.

    7. Re:Downtime anyone? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      That's a lot better. One thing that concerns me is that the Evo machines are generally sold with a three year next-business-day onsite warranty, so it does seem kind of cheap to make the customer do the upgrade if a tech was supposed to do that. For something so simple as this, I suppose it's not a huge problem. I have an N600c machine and from my understanding of the service manuals, are very similar to the N610 and N620 machines, which are pretty easy to work with the memory.

  16. forgot to return old memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    so what happens when i ask for another block
    for my zt3000 ? and dont return the old one ?

    anyone got the info from the email the program want to send ?

    1. Re:forgot to return old memory by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Your credit card gets charged. Any time we do an advance shipment we take your credit card number as collateral.

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    2. Re:forgot to return old memory by irokitt · · Score: 1

      And you don't get that 32 MB flash drive, either.

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  17. Could be an SPD problem by msgmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem may not be the memory chips per-se but the configuation information. Modern memory modules have a small non-volatile serial configuration memory that tells the BIOS which CAS/RAS/Tpd/Trd/etc settings to use. If any of these settings are wrong you are likely to get memory corruption. I'd wager this is more likely to be the problem.

  18. Not the real HP anymore by uncadonna · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Everything I've encountered from HP in the last several years (certainly anything post-Carly) has been amazingly failure-prone. I've been foolish enough, on the strength of old habits and low prices, to buy a laser printer, and a desktop machine from them since then. Both failed very quickly. The institutional setting where I work has a departmental color laser, much higher end than I've ever purchased for myself. Its downtime approaches 50%; it has no less than three types of chronic problems (paper feed, intermittent connectors, and some peculiar software glitch than can be power cycled away). We are looking for a replacement and will not consider an HP machine. I paid out of pocket for a cheap USB lexmark laser in my office so I could get listings and get my work done.

    This may be a coincidence but I doubt it.

    I'm old enough to remember a time when HP products were ubiquitous in labs and scientists' offices. In those days they were paragons of good design and reliability.

    Folger's used to be a brand associated with gourmet coffee. Once the brand got bought out, it was used in a sort of goodwill mining operation to sell vile instant coffee crystals.

    This is the way of the publicly traded corporation with its short time horizons. A respected brand is just a resource to be cashed in.

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    1. Re:Not the real HP anymore by cheide · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I bought a CD-RW/DVD-ROM drive from HP a year and a half or so ago, based on their strong reputation and my own great experiences with their calculators.

      Unfortunately, the first unit I got was defective, completely failing to recognize any CDs at all. Although they did replace it fairly quickly, it still continues to be one of the flakiest drives I've ever seen, occasionally failing to recognize discs again, going into spurts where it just spins continually and won't stop or eject, overheating quickly and generating errors if I try to rip multiple CDs in a row...

      Although I shouldn't let one experience with one product completely sour me on them, I'm definitely at least wary now.

    2. Re:Not the real HP anymore by swb · · Score: 1

      HP still makes some decent printers, even if they're just repackaging someone else's print engine -- we have an HP5500 color printer that runs circles around a 2 year old Canon CLC5000, and several of our HP 8100 B&W printers have engine page counts in the millions with only consumables (fuser, toner, pickup rollers) that have needed replacement.

      I think they make enough money from printers that people working there from the "old" HP haven't been replaced by outsource-everthing MBAs who only care about 3 month profitability and cost containment.

      But overall, their biggest problem seems to be that the "invent" moniker they're so fond of doesn't apply to HP anymore. It's all about the HP label being slapped on someone else's invention.

    3. Re:Not the real HP anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm old enough to remember a time when HP products were ubiquitous in labs and scientists' offices. In those days they were paragons of good design and reliability.

      Then you're also old enough to remember when the joke was that HP stood for High Prices. It's easy to design and build extremely high quality products when the marketplace rewards quality by being willing to pay a premium price. But these days the mass marketplace demands low prices and is less focused on quality. HP, and other companies, are just providing what their customers want. Good, Fast, Cheap. Pick any two.

    4. Re:Not the real HP anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Okidata.

      (Just my personal preference, though the paper feed on one of their otherwise-rugged LED models did prove a little less than secretary-proof.)

    5. Re:Not the real HP anymore by Foolhardy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I remember when HP used to represent quaility too. HP oscilliscopes, spectrum analyzers, calculators were sought after. There is old HP equipment still in use around here from 20+ years ago that still works great; pieces of equipment that have never had parts break.
      Of recent products: I have an HP48GX calc that is working beautifully. I have a cheapo deskjet printer that works OK; the ink prices are murder and a third party cartridge seems to have plugged some the heads causing streaks. It's still much better than the Epson color stylus 2 I had before. I also have a ZT1000 notebook computer, about 2 years old. I've had a few issues, but overall it is very stable.
      I agree that their quaility has gone down a great deal recently (with Carly+merger mostly).

      About companies that don't care about long-term reputation, only short-term profits: I worry that it is going that way too. Still, the implicit purpose of most corps is to make money for the investors.

    6. Re:Not the real HP anymore by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      ...the implicit purpose of most corps is to make money for the investors.

      Which is as it should be. But the marketplace is structured for short term returns, as if the main value added were commodities like wheat and steel.

      If that were otherwise (for instance, by imposing more capital gains tax for short-term holdings) companies wouldn't be as motivated to suck the value out of their intellectual and social capital to make a few cents this year and collapse in a worthless heap a few years from now.

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    7. Re:Not the real HP anymore by woobieman29 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I would have to agree with parent poster. I have used HP products over the years (Have a ScanJet 4P and LaserJet 5 that have been years-long workhorses) but my recent dealings with them on a Pavilion notebook have forced me to swear off ever buying HP/Compaq again.

      The machine in question is a Pavilion N5190 that I bought in October of 2000 for ~$2500 US. Luckily I bought an extended warranty through the dealer when I purchased this thing, because it was in and out of the shop constantly for 2 new power supplies, a new motherboard, and other issues. Note that I have had over a dozen notebooks in my time, including IBM, Fujitsu, Toshiba and Dell and I have never had even 25% of the problems that I have had with this HP Pavilion. Thank goodness that the extended dealer warranty provided for a loaner, or I would have been really screwed. As soon as the extended warranty expired, the machine stopped booting again with what appears to be a power supply issue. Since it was out of warranty I decided to pop the case off to have a look, and I immediately noticed that the hard drive is prominently marked with a sticker that says "USED". I was (and still am) FURIOUS as this was supposed to be a new machine, and the hard disc had never been replaced. When I called HP for an explanation I got bounced around to the wrong departments for DAYS until I finally got a hold of someone in the "Quality Department". This person told me that it is common practice for HP/Compaq to use USED parts that have been tested as good in their new notebooks, and that this is mentioned in their warranty paperwork. I protested that 1) The verbage regarding used parts is buried in the fine print of the warranty terms which 2) a customer will never see until they have already purchased the machine. At this point, I am wondering how many other parts in this $2500 "new" laptop are really USED.

      Call me crazy but I think this is wrong. If I am going to buy a NEW notebook, it is my expectation that all of the parts are new. I can buy machines that are refurbished if I want to, and spend a lot less money for the same machine. If a machine is being sold with USED parts in it, I feel that this should be prominently marked on the external packaging.

      How do you feel about this, Slashdot?

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    8. Re:Not the real HP anymore by boots@work · · Score: 1

      I don't think they are repackaging print engines. They certainly started out repackaging (Canon?) print engines, with the software and controller done by HP. A few years ago they designed their own print engine too.

      Certainly some computers are repackaged.

      HP sell bulk A4 paper now. I can see the connection (ink jets, ink, inkjet paper, laser paper) but it does seem to show a lack of focus.

    9. Re:Not the real HP anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not as much as the market as changed as it is companies FORCING the market to change.

      Will HP sell you their low-end, poorly designed laser printer OR sell you a more expensive, high-quality one? No, you're stuck with whatever shit they sell now; they've deemed the market only wants "cheap" laser printers and that's all they make.

      *NO ONE* makes high-quality products like they used to. Everyone is following this "consumers want cheap" trend, even if it's clearly false (i.e. look at this thread and how many people hate HP now because they now make cheap crap).

      As far as laser printers go, Lexmark's desktop laser print engines are good, but they go really cheap on the paper pickup and use *ONE ROLLER* so the paper almost always ends up going in slightly crooked. Their DMCA practices however leave a very sour taste in one's mouth, so maybe they should be avoided too.

      And you're right that HP used to charge an arm and a leg and obviously that was greed, but the quality of those products STILL stands. I have several HP48 series calculators, IIP and LaserJet4 printers and they all work marvelously. Those were some of the last great products the real HP ever made.

      If you could afford the price of an HP product of yester-year, then it would last you a lifetime. That's orders of magnitudes better than having to buy a new HP laser printer every year because it's an utter piece of shit and jams and/or breaks all the time.

      If you haven't already realized HP is now a *SHIT COMPANY*, realize it now and don't buy any more of their crap. Maybe then these jackasses at the top (i.e. Carly) will get a clue...

    10. Re:Not the real HP anymore by fermion · · Score: 1
      I know what you mean about the lab equipment. I have work with HP power supplies that are so old the manual come on micro fiche, yet the supplies work as well as the day they were made. I don't realy do much with HP commercial products anymore, so I don't know the quality of these..

      However in the consumer market their stuff is generaly not reliable, and I think, as other posters say, that is due to the expected price and reliability of the equipment. For instance, you once spent $500 on a basic printer and it would last a really long time. You could design a really good and reliable printer because the customer would pay the money. You could make the printer overreliable because the technology was not changing that much and people expected to keep a printer for a few years, and would pay on that expectations. This was the case for many peices of equipment.

      Then computing equipment became a commodity product that would be out of date in a year. Manufacturers were pressured to design equipment that would encourage customers to upgrade every year. Not every manufacturer did this, but HP, being a Windows drone, jumped on the bandwagon.

      Of course it does not help that many commercial operations buy consumer level hardware and software, for example many used MS Windows 95/98 instead of NT, instead of the more appropriate commercial products.

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    11. Re:Not the real HP anymore by swb · · Score: 1

      The Color 8500 series had EFI Fiery chips (complete with logo) all over the formatter board.

      Given the dominance of a few major Japanese companies in the entire xerography space, it wouldn't surprise me if HP was getting a 2 year exclusive on a third-party engine/formatter design, throwing an exclusive HP case on it and calling it a day. Even the HP NICs have someone else's embedded OS and NIC hardware, although the board layout and firmware may actually be theirs.

    12. Re:Not the real HP anymore by Niten · · Score: 1

      Yikes, I would sure consider that a pretty serious breach of ethics, if nothing else... happen to have a link handy to an online copy of the relevant warranty clause(s), by any chance?

  19. Thanks for the head up by TekZen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That may have been why my zt3000 locks up sometimes.

    Also of note, it is a Windows only test utility, and you sign up for the recall through the test utility. So, it is a Windows only recall. :(

    -Jackson

  20. Linux anyone? by neilmoore67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know that it's not supported, but does anyone have any idea what I can do with my Evo with Linux on it?

    Can I check the memory on this somehow and get a new module if necessary?

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    1. Re:Linux anyone? by Mongoose · · Score: 1

      My Evo 600c works in linux fine, even the winmodem. You need to upgrade your BIOS however -- b/c even in windows it had issues with ACPI. Yeah you kind of need the fan to work so it doesn't melt. =)

      Check out:

      http://icculus.org/~mongoose/Compaq-Evo_N600c.html

      Yeah I should update it, but hell it's an old laptop now.

    2. Re:Linux anyone? by Technonotice_Dom · · Score: 1

      I remember reading something a while back about BartPE which would build a LiveCD of Windows. Haven't tried it - don't want to (*clutches debian cd*) but might you be able to run their utility under that?

  21. HP products are crap by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to troll, but they really are. The only HP product I've ever bought was a Pavilion laptop, and it simply was one of the worst investements I've ever made.

    The thing shipped with a faulty keyboard and CPU fan, making me ship the thing back to HP several times. Each time they "fixed" the problem (and reformatted my hard drive), but a few weeks later the problems resurfaced.

    On top of that, the DVD/CD drive would only boot DOS-type CDs (i.e. Win98), not NT-type CDs like RH Linux and Win2k, so I had to boot into Win98 and use Loadlin to boot Linux or Win2k installers.

    I would never recommend to anyone to buy HP products at this point. Caveat emptor.

    1. Re:HP products are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't mean to troll, but they really are. The only HP product I've ever bought was a Pavilion laptop, and it simply was one of the worst investements I've ever made.
      You've bought ONE crap HP product, so they must all be crap? Should someone who has bought one iBook with repeating logic board failures conclude that all Apple products are crap? Do you know how many products HP makes? I'm the third owner of a LaserJet 4 that's more than 10 years old and still works flawlessly.
    2. Re:HP products are crap by RdHrd138 · · Score: 1

      You know what you should of done when you first got your laptop, and you realized all the problems that you were experiencing. (If you have/had it convered under warranty) Just return the whole thing for a completely new one.

      That's what I'm having to do with my Compaq Presario 8000T. Completely free also.

    3. Re:HP products are crap by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1
      You know what you should of done when you first got your laptop, and you realized all the problems that you were experiencing. (If you have/had it convered under warranty) Just return the whole thing for a completely new one.

      I tried that, and they wouldn't have it. They insisted that repairing the keyboard and fan were compliant with the terms of the warranty.

    4. Re:HP products are crap by 98jonesd · · Score: 0

      So, you bought ONE HP product, and you can safely say that ALL HP products are crap?
      How would you know that all HP equipment is crap if you only bought one machine off them?

    5. Re:HP products are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP ten years ago and HP today are different companies.

    6. Re:HP products are crap by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is very true. It may not cost anything for the user to replace the entire computer, but it costs the manufacturers a pretty good bit. It's always easier to fix what is actually wrong with the computer than to just replace the entire thing. (Spend $200 over $1,200) And besides, I don't know about you all, but when I get a computer... it becomes more than just a piece of hardware to me, it's apart of me. It's my friend. I'd rather fix my friend than completely replace it.

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  22. From HP's website: by ikea5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Program Highlights: The Memory Module Replacement Program showcases HP's unique capabilities to detect, and identify complex issues, and globally execute customized replacement programs.

    Translate: "We shipped some faulty chips, which caused bluescreens, now we will send a screw driver to everyone on our list so they can replace it themself"

  23. Works flawlessly by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have one of these, and I've never had a pro

    1. Re:Works flawlessly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL!

  24. Re:HP - aargh by CdBee · · Score: 1

    Aargh, don't mention them to me. Just had to build half-a-dozen HP-Compaq Business Desktop DX2000s for my employers. The driver disks don't work when you put a clean copy of Windows XP Pro on them, you actually cant install the drivers from within windows, you have to do it using the system restore disk, which proceeded to nuke my custom partitioning in favour of a single enormous NTFS partition.

    And the network driver for their implemention of the Intel Pro 100/ VM comes out at 67mb.. and the standard Microsoft driver won't work!
    Bitter - me?

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  25. Why never to buy from HP by GreenPenInc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wow, this comes right at the time when I'm buying my first laptop. Gather round and hear the sordid tale of their utter lack of customer service!

    The HP zt3000 model seemed to have the perfect balance of price and performance. I tried ordering one on their site, but since I didn't sign up simultaneously, it took me to a page where I couldn't check order status and I didn't get a confirmation email. So, I ordered my customized model over the phone the next day.

    Imagine my shock when I checked my confirmation email and found that the default configuration had been ordered instead -- $50 more expensive than my customized one, and less powerful to boot! I called back to correct it, and they said it wouldn't be a problem; they'd call *me* in 48 hours.

    48 hours and no phone call later, I called them back and was advised to cancel my order outright and place it again. I tried, but the screw-up order had placed a hold on the money, so I couldn't order again until it expired!

    At this point, their *original* mistake had cost me the better part of a week on a time-sensitive deal, so I figured I'd get them to pay for expedited shipping. Twice, I was told a supervisor would call me by such and such a time. When this failed to happen both times, I called again and requested to be put through to a supervisor. I told him what had happened and asked for free shipping so *they* could cover the mistake *they* made. And he wouldn't even give me that.

    So, to summarize, I made 13 phone calls, was told "don't call us, we'll call you" three times and it never happened, and they wouldn't even take action to correct *their* mistake which cost me all the time. At this point, I realized no laptop is worth all that crap.

    (Seems I've gotten a happy ending, though. I found a very comparable (slightly better) Dell Inspiron 8600 for slightly less, and by Googling I found a coupon for a not-insignificant 10% off! It'll arrive in a few weeks, and I can't wait to put Gentoo on it ;)

    1. Re:Why never to buy from HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might not be so lucky, also affects the latest Dells and lots of other brands too.

      A customer has had to replace their Dell's Inspiron 8x series Micron branded memory twice in 6 months.

      Remember to enable full POST in the BIOS, means slower bootup time but usually catches any obviously demented ram.

      I guess lower prices means shortcuts on QA.

    2. Re:Why never to buy from HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The HP zt3000 model seemed to have the perfect balance of price and performance.

      You mean they had what you wanted at the cheapest price. And then you wonder why their customer service isn't 5 stars. They have to save some money somehow.

  26. RTFA My bad - Self Refresh explained. by msgmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having read the article properly this time, it would appear to be a memory chip problem. These chips would probably be fine in a PC since Self Refresh is a power saving feature that is n't used in desktop PC's.

    All DRAM needs refresh cycles in order to top up the capacitor charges, normally every 64ms. These refresh cycles are generated by the memory controller. SDRAM introduced 'Self Refresh' in which the memory chip would refresh for keeping the memory contents whilst being in a power-down mode.

    From the article it seems that the timing circuitry required to generate the refresh cycles is faulty on these chips so the memory is n't refreshed properly becoming corrupted.

    I'd hope HP are shipping out new modules with new chips on them, if they wanted to be sly they could just replace the SPD on the modules with one that just tells the BIOS not to turn on self refresh.

  27. I have an HP laptop by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

    And couldn't be happier with it, besides just a few small things. I had a toshiba before this, and it was just as problematic.

    The only thing I don't like about the HP (a ze4315) is that the case creaks when I open and close the screen, but thats just because its very tight, which I'd rather have than an easy to move screen.

    The first thing I did when I got it was max out the ram by taking out the old stuff, and install a brand new copy of WinXP pro (I get it free through my college), and I have never had a problem with it since.

  28. HP=Pinto by CaptainFrito · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Laptops aren't being recalled, memory is. Writeup is too sensationalized"

    "Ford Pintos aren't being recalled, gas taks are. Writeup is too sensationalized"

    Uh-huh.

    1. Re:HP=Pinto by Covener · · Score: 1

      "Laptops aren't being recalled, memory is. Writeup is too sensationalized"

      "Ford Pintos aren't being recalled, gas taks are. Writeup is too sensationalized"

      Uh-huh.


      It's a laptop recall with no laptops being sent for service? Novel.

    2. Re:HP=Pinto by CaptainFrito · · Score: 1
      Yeah, why fix it yourself when you can get your customer to do it:

      Tech Support Guy speaking to proud HP laptop owner: "Sure, lady, all you have to do is follow these fiften simple steps, just go tou our website...oh yeah, sorry, forgot your computer is horked...right... Okay I' ll talk you through it. Just get a #1 philips screwdriver -- what's that? I'm sorry?!? what do you mean, 'is #1 is the philips the one with the yellow handle?!? How am I suppos--- never mind, send it back, we'll take care of it and get it right back to you. Our current backlog is sixteen weeks. What's that? you found the #1 philips? Swell. Now just don't slip and gouge something or you'll void the warranty. No put on your anti-static strap..."

  29. HP is more serious than Toshiba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to live without my Toshiba laptop for 4 months, and they wouldn't replace it. It would constantly turn off due to overheating (desktop replacements suck, but Toshiba's even more! smart move to put a fan on the BOTTOM of the laptop...). In the US they have class action suits, but not in Italy.... Every time I took my laptop in to be fixed, for the same problem, over and over again, there were at least two or three people there with the same problem I had.

    I consider HP laptops shitty too, but at least they recall defective products....

  30. Oh how positively wonderful by fleener · · Score: 1

    I have a Compaq (HP) latop. The downloaded utility to identify the bad memory and order a replacement tells me I'm not using an HP laptop, so it won't work.

    1. Re:Oh how positively wonderful by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 2, Funny

      You expect some poor software to be aware of all those corporate takeovers and mergers happening everyday?!?!

  31. How about cost to the customer? by mangu · · Score: 1

    If you have to ship them the faulty chip before they send you the replacement, this means you'll be several days without being able to use your computer.

  32. _Very_ interesting by smchris · · Score: 1


    The last two home systems I've built were both unstable mutant time-sucking botch jobs until I replaced the vanilla, base-speed RAM with premium RAM one speed level higher than "necessary". Fixed everything.

    I may still bottom feed for price regularly but I've made it a rule to buy premium ram from now on.

  33. That explains it... by RichardX · · Score: 1

    I deal with a LOT of HP laptops, mainly 610cs at the moment, and I've had a lot of faulties recently - had three brand new ones DOA in a row a couple of weeks back

    For that matter, I also deal with a lot of HP/Compaq S7500 17" CRT monitors, and the failure rate on those is a bit on the silly side... but don't even get me started on the CRAP's (Compaq Advanced Port Replicator... they got the letters the wrong way around)

    To be fair though.. they do make good... um.. must be something... just give me a minute.. I'll think of it...

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  34. Agreed by mfh · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree. My Fuji FinePix A205 was really cheap, for a Fuji (like about $200 CAD), and I just plug it in and XP recognizes it as a removable disk. I think cameras don't need fancy software for pulling images down, and anything extra is a waste of time. Let software like Photoshop, ACDSEE and others be the progs for image manipulation. I think camera mfctrs should stick with what they know, and leave the other stuff alone. Oh and we bought a nice 256meg RAM for this camera, for under $90 CAD at Costco. Pretty cheap, and it works great.

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  35. Does this mean my memory is faulty? by Wookie+Monster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80040e14' Line 1: Incorrect syntax near '='. /mmrp/includes/common.inc, line 108

  36. 10% off by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

    and by Googling I found a coupon for a not-insignificant 10% off

    Do you mean that you've got the laptop without the pre-installed Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition !?!

    1. Re:10% off by GreenPenInc · · Score: 1

      vijaya_chandra: Do you mean that you've got the laptop without the pre-installed Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition !?!

      Hah, I wish :) No, I mean I googled "laptop coupons" (sans quotes) and happened to get lucky. The discount is still on, in fact, which is great news for anyone considering getting a Dell! You should check out the first item on this page, as long as you do it before June 30th. Just customize your laptop and near the end there'll be a spot to enter the coupon code.

  37. Possitive experiences by mst76 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Since this seems to be turning into a HP bashfest, let me add some positive experiences. I've personally bought two HP products (both a few years ago), an old i8100 CD-RW that I never had problems with (just a bit slow), and an ancient LaserJet III (pre-owned I don't know how many times, still working like a champ). Maybe these older products were from better times?

    My recent experiences aren't bad either. Our company desktops are HP Compaq D330 desktops (P4 2ghz), that are cheap but pretty well designed. They are very quiet and require no tools to open the box and swap components.

  38. Explains why my n800c keeps locking up by nfgaida · · Score: 1

    Ever since work gave me this compaq n800c I've had lockup problems. And it's not your WinXP bluescreen. Windows has been rather stable.

    Their little detection program claims that my laptop has the bad memory.

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    1. Re:Explains why my n800c keeps locking up by djradon · · Score: 1

      I just bought a refurbished nc8000 with 512MB RAM, which is not on the recall list but uses an Intel 855PM chipset (one of the ones involved in the recall), and noticed a bunch of strange lock-up problems when doing memory-intensive work. Again, no bluescreens, and context switching in WinXP still works, but everything else is locked.

      Can anyone else report similar issues?

      Other than the strange lockups (which prompted me to reformat a few times, and ultimately install Mandrake 10), I love the laptop. Great graphics, so fast, very solid, beautiful screen for under $1400 on eBay.

    2. Re:Explains why my n800c keeps locking up by kistel · · Score: 1

      I have a Compaq Evo n1020v with 256MB RAM. It had the same problem (blue screen), and when the service company confirmed this, they instantly replaced the RAM. It is not listed as a defective model though, which could mean that I was unlucky or that other series are affected too.

  39. In related news.... by commo1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    4,900,000 copies of Microsoft Windows software have potential memory leaking issues and are being kept on the marketplace. The Windows software from one manufacturer can possibly lead to system corruption, lockups and comprimised security of stored documents & personal information. The affected releases are: Longhorn (beta), all versions of XP, 2000, ME, 98SE, 98, 95OSR2, 95A, NT Workstation 4.0 & 3.X, Windows 3.x & Windows for Workgroups 3.x. All upgrade versions of the software is also affected. Windows versions below 3.0 are not affected. As a result, Microsoft has created a test which allows users to test for faulty software: If it says "Microsoft" on statup, it's defective. Microsoft officials insisted that the memory leaks were "features" intended to inform the user after approximately 300 lockups or the next release of the software (whichever comes first), the user should upgrade to the latest release.

  40. Not HP Specific by GarfBond · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you believe them that is. Quoted from the eweek article:
    The problem is tied to the interaction of DRAM from several manufacturers and several chip sets, all designed by Intel Corp. The flaw, which could result in system lockups, is being solved through a comprehensive recall that could affect up to 900,000 of HP's notebooks, a company representative said. Although HP classified the problem as one that will affect the notebook PC industry as a whole, it appears that the company is the only one currently taking action. A representative from Dell Computer Corp. said that the company was "looking into it."
    Quoted from the HP site:
    During normal ongoing notebook testing, HP has identified a design flaw in certain industry-standard memory modules supplied by third parties that were shipped with some HP and Compaq notebooks and in memory accessories for these notebooks. Under certain conditions, these memory modules can cause the notebook to experience blue screens, intermittent lockups, or memory data corruption.
    As much as I hate HP, kudos to them for having the balls to do this, if this really *is* an industrywide problem. HP is the only place I've really noticed mentioning this though.
    1. Re:Not HP Specific by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Do you REALLY think that it's industry-wide though? I mean, that could just as easily have been PR spin which seems to have worked pretty well...

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    2. Re:Not HP Specific by periol · · Score: 1

      I have an Evo N1000c that was part of my school's [drew.edu] ubiquitious computing program. I work at the school helpdesk, and we had problems with the Evos from the first day. After three months, my computer was receiving 0x8e stop errors at least once a day, if not more frequently.

      HP replaced my mainboard three times, my hard drive twice, and EVERY OTHER COMPONENT on my computer except for my batter at least once. I bought new memory, which didn't fix the problem.

      Finally, we sent my machine to be aggressively tested by HP. After *they lost it* for a while, they returned it claiming that it was fixed, but wouldn't tell us what they did.

      I have my doubts that this problem is industry-wide. We're talking about two-year old laptops here. HP simply had a very, very serious quality-control problem. They deserve absolutely no kudos - it took the threat of potential legal action for them to even pay attention to our issues.

  41. I just tried the program by stef49 · · Score: 1

    and it got the following message:

    Your memory is bro

    What's next?

  42. Guess I am stuck with bad memory by grink · · Score: 2, Informative

    I run linux so I can't check for the bad memory. Good job HP!

  43. Are you nuts? by turgid · · Score: 1

    Why don't you just get memtest86? It runs on the bare metal without an OS.

    1. Re:Are you nuts? by scotsgit · · Score: 1

      memtest86 might let you test your RAM but it won't let your run the Windows only ordering code to get replacements.

    2. Re:Are you nuts? by turgid · · Score: 1

      You Scottish git!

  44. Re:HP - aargh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i had a similar problem with desktop machines in my high school [8 years ago. bah.] we'd just gotten a room full of deskpros, and when of them decided to drop dead, i decided i'd re-install win95 [osr2, of course]

    the driver installs didn't work and/or crashed so the computer was basically useless until i figured out a way around it. bad news if i'd go buy one of those laptops since i [like most people i know] flatten the machine out of the box and do a clean install.

    i've also had a hatred for HP/Compaq desktop design. I was attempting to fix an old pavilion desktop and the ram was literally BURRIED under everything else! I've had the same kind of issues with Compaq machines. By the time you manage to get it apart, you forget how it goes back together! That same pavilion [a 133mhz pentium] was also 'unsupported' under Windows 98 because the factory configuration only gave it 16MB of RAM. I'd already upgraded it to 40MB at the time... but HP basically said 'no drivers for you!' Good luck trying to get a big-name box [or likely laptop] to work with something aside from what came on it, even if it's newer.

    So of course that's been enough reason for me to stay away from HP and Compaq if you ask me. I've had enough bad experiences.

  45. While they're at it... by sopuli · · Score: 1

    ... they might just as well also fix ACPI so suspend-to-RAM will work under Linux (on nx7010). And having the BIOS initialize the IR chip so it gets recognized without having to use smcinit can not be so difficult either. The same goes for the SD/MMC-card chip (I know there are no SD-card drivers, does anybody know about linux MMC card drivers?).

  46. HP - Some good kit .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....Some truely shit.

    Mother and myself have had 3 laser printers from them.

    The Laserjet 3 that we bought new in the early 90's still works.

    The 2 new color lasers, ok, one had a minor, but HP fixed it.
    Faults do happen, sometimes its how their fixed and fair play to HP on that one.

    We also both got N400/N410 laptops, which are branded Compaq, not sure when HP started to make decisions, they are great.

    Other kit tho,
    Scanners, they are complete crap, never get the fsckers to work proper.
    The Software is a total abomination.

    As for Cd writers, don't anyone EVER buy a HP one.
    I have never ever had a good experience with one, and that's in IT experience that remembers the first 1 speed cd writers.

    Cd's never write, never read, software that lies at best.

    I could have made a career in making CD Beer Mats from the number the HP writers made.

    Rgds
    AM

  47. HP failure rates by straponego · · Score: 1
    We have about ten HP ZT1175 laptops. These don't appear to be affected by this RAM issue, but we have had to RMA six or seven of them in the first year due to catastrophic hardware failures. Linux support was terrible, as well, and if you tell HP you're using Linux, even in dual boot, good luck getting an RMA.

    It took a long time for me to convince my boss to switch to another vendor. The reason? We're such experts with HP's RMA procedures now. That's right, they're so unreliable that we'll give them all our business!

  48. Customer service varies by csirac · · Score: 1

    ... at any company. You can't really generalise the quality of customer service for companies as large as HP.

    Strange you had so much trouble with an automated web ordering system. I've always had great service from HP spare parts dispatch via both phone/fax and email, where no standard purchase order templates are required or used and are evidently processed by a human.

    Sucks you had to get a Dell. Personally I would have preffered the HP "engineering" (though neither actually make their own laptops).

  49. So that could cause my system shutdowns? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Me and my friend have bought the same laptop about 1 1/2 year ago, the Compaq EVO n1000v. They where both bought in Belgium.

    Both laptops just "shutdown", they get very slow and power goes out without any warning, black screen and you can restart ; bye data/document you where working on at that moment.

    Most of the times my friend gets it when he is working in Word, which is a real annoying situation (learned him to save often though ...)

    I tested and seems to be my 2 memory modules, both Compaq, have been tested bad. I wonder if he has the same test results as I have...

    The bad thing about this situation is that I have to send back my memory, making it unable for me to work on my laptop for a max of 3 days ... I was wishing they had a replacement program like APC does with their UPS's, they send you another UPS and you can pack and send yours back afterwards; minimal downtime.

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  50. Not HPs fault by phalse+phace · · Score: 4, Informative
    I just love how everyone's bashing HP for this flaw even if it isn't their fault.
    "The problem is tied to the interaction of DRAM from several manufacturers and several chip sets, all designed by Intel Corp."

    Shouldn't HP be commended instead since they're the only ones who are currently taking action to resolve this problem?

    "Although HP classified the problem as one that will affect the notebook PC industry as a whole, it appears that the company is the only one currently taking action. A representative from Dell Computer Corp. said that the company was "looking into it.""
    1. Re:Not HPs fault by woobieman29 · · Score: 1
      Not really. Not yet anyway.

      Remember - it is "HP" themselves that are classifying this as an industry wide problem at this point. If you have seen something from a 3rd party or other vendor that proves HP's claims, then yes....commend away. My position on HP is so sour at this point that I will not believe them about this being industry wide until I can verify it on my own. See my earlier post for the reasons why I dislike HP so much now if you wish, but I can sum it up for you in one sentence: Their quality and customer service have gone completely to hell in the last few years, and they are no longer the icon of quality products they used to be.

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  51. Can people be convinced *not* to install drivers? by spitzak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does the typical XP user do when they buy a new scanner / camera / printer / mouse / keyboard / whatever? Don't they work right away in almost all cases after you plug it in and possibly reboot the machine? Is there any way to convince the public to at least try it before they stick the CD that came with it in their machine?

  52. Bummer... by Impie · · Score: 1

    I own a N610c ... *bummer*

    Hope it is not affected...

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  53. Sorry, no. by Kingfox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My employer purchased a few hundred of these laptops. We've been complaining to them and dropping evidence on their laps since the fall of 2002 that something was wrong. Now, nearly two years later, they finally admit that there's a problem. It's nice to see a company admitting that there is a problem and fixing it, it would have been nice to see a company admitting that there is a problem and fixing it in a timely fashion.

    These aren't laptops that they sold to consumers a few months ago. These are models that consumers have been suffering with for years, and being told that there is no problem.

    1. Re:Sorry, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer purchased a few hundred of these laptops. We've been complaining to them and dropping evidence on their laps since the fall of 2002 that something was wrong. Now, nearly two years later, they finally admit that there's a problem. It's nice to see a company admitting that there is a problem and fixing it, it would have been nice to see a company admitting that there is a problem and fixing it in a timely fashion.

      You have no idea how bad it really is. I have to post this anonymously otherwise I could get sued.

      I worked for a call center located in Canada that handles a lot of HP's technical support calls. We were told, flat out, to lie to the customers at HP's request about certain issues. Even if we had heard 10 calls in a row with the same hardware issue and customer 11 with the same problem asks "have you ever seen this before?" we were ordered to say "uh...no, I haven't". It's right there up on the screen in their stupid iCare and Agent Desktop applications about issues that we're not supposed to tell.

      So I quit. Nobody tells me to lie for them, no matter how much they pay me. HP doesn't do tech support, in fact I doubt they do much of anything anymore. They outsource. Not only that, but they outsource to other countries like mine and especially India. They make buckets of money, but they can't even be bothered to give their fellow American's jobs. I don't know for sure, but it's probably the same for the other big hardware and software companies.

      "HP - Invent"? Uh-uh...don't think so.

    2. Re:Sorry, no. by Kingfox · · Score: 1

      That's utterly insane. In our case, we were customers one through eleven and all the way up over four hundred. And still we were told nothing.

      Here's a co-worker of mine, here's the parent of a student (I believe).

  54. Re:HP printers = excellent by Doppler00 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Say what you want about their other products, but HP printers by far are the highest quality from all my experience with them.

    My HP LaserJet 4L is 11 years old and despite the trend of most hardware failing or having to be upgraded after 3 years, it continues operating at the same quality level as the day it was first turned on.

    It's a shame they spun off Agilent for their digital oscilliscopes and measurement instruments. These are another high quality product HP used to make.

  55. Always test the memory! by Doppler00 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whenever I buy a new computer or new memory, I always run it through a memory tester I boot from a CD. It's good to run one of these for at least 24 hours. If you find any memory problems, you might want to return the product.

    It's also fun to benchmark it after the tests are done. I used SiSoftware Sandra BenchmarkHQ.

    One thing to look out for though is BIOS programs that load into memory addresses that will effect the test. I kept getting errors until I disabled my onboard IDE RAID controller, and then the memory checked out fine. I guess the controller was loading something into the memory and the test would read it back after the controller changed it.

  56. Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by rossz · · Score: 1

    HP needs to recall the entire zt1xxx line. We purchased a zt1130 about 2 years ago and have been plagued with problems from the very beginning.

    The battery stopped holding a charge at about 11 months (my own fault for not returning it within the 1 year warranty). The hard drive failed at 13 months. The maker's warranty (IBM) on the drive was three years, but HP only honored one year.

    From the very beginning it would randomly turn off for no apparent reason. Now it's completely dead. Hit the power button, and about 3 seconds later it turns off. We can't afford the repair cost and we can't afford a replacement.

    I will NEVER purchase another Hewlett-Packard product ever again.

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    1. Re:Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the EXACT same problem w/ my girlfriend's notebook. I just opened it up, removed the old thermal pad/tape/gel, cleaned off the cpu core, applied some Artic Silver (thermal gel) and put everything back together. That solved the problem, and ended up only costing a little over five dollars (for the thermal gel).

    2. Re:Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by rossz · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that helped stop the random shutdowns, but I don't see how that would fix the problem of shutting off 3 seconds after turning it on. Actually, it's more like 1 second.

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    3. Re:Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot to mention that while I had the case open, I also took out the RAM; I put it back in the slot at the bottom of the case, rather than putting it back in the original slot. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was the switching of slots or the thermal gel that helped (and I'm not taking it apart again to find out), but it has not shut down since.

    4. Re:Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by rossz · · Score: 1

      The memory is already in the bottom. BTW, how the hell do you open this thing!? I removed all the screws (that I could find) and it was still rather tightly locked together? Am I being to cautions by not "snapping" it apart?

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    5. Re:Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a hard time getting it apart at first, also. Then I realized that there are more screws under the keyboard, and that there are screws on the back of the hinges that are covered by a little piece of rubber. The only page I could find with photos was this one:
      http://cif.rochester.edu/~greg/hardware/hp_p avilio n_n5430_disassembly.html

      It is not the same model, but close enough to be somewhat helpful.

    6. Re:Entire zt1xxx Line is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RAM was originally in the slot that you can only access from the inside of the case, so I moved it to the slot that you can access from the outside after I had reassembled everything. You are right, HP should have recalled that entire line of machines. If you visit the HP support forums, you'll see many, many people that had the same problem (unless they've removed the posts). I think it's a shame that they have not been more open about the flaws in the zt1xxx or offered any kind of compensation. Oh well, sorry if my suggestions were not more helpful.

  57. HP software often fails, miserably. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Yesterday I tried to uninstall HP printer software from a Windows XP installation, and it caused a blue screen crash. After that the Windows XP installation was completely unusable.

    However, I have a solution: Carly Fiorina must go!

  58. HP Drivers under Win2k? by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

    Okay, that's interesting. I recently an HP printer for a friend. It is an HP 1210 "all-in-one printer scanner copier" ($99 at Radio Shack). This is installed on an HP 400 Mhz machine running Windows 2000 Professional (is there an "un-professional" version of 2000?). I followed the instructions in the printer box to hook it up.

    I noticed right off that it had installed resident software (icon in the task bar near the clock). I also kept noticing 'hp*.exe' processes in the task list.

    While reading I got curious, so here is the list:

    hpoevm08.exe 3,240K
    hpohmr08.exe 4,140K
    hposts08.exe 6,476K
    hpotdd01.exe 3,044K
    HPZipm12.exe 600K

    If my math doesn't fail me completely that's a total of 17500 K, or roughly 17.5 Meg of RAM occupied against the possiblity that the user might want to click "print" or "scan" or "copy" for something.

    That does seem rather extreme, since I can clearly remember being able to print, scan, copy, and fax just fine on machines that had somewhat less that 17M of RAM total installed on the computer. ... Of course, this thing prints in color, which wasn't done by ordinary mortals back then, but still...

    Does anyone have the information about what each of those little images is or what they do, or which of them I can safely use the "End Process" on without having to e.g. re-install the printer?

    This info could be useful, since it would free up some RAM on a machine, that, while obsolecent, can be quite useful for some time yet if I can keep it from being over-run by memory and CPU hogs.

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    1. Re:HP Drivers under Win2k? by rmull · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, those numbers can be misleading. They measure the size of the process address space, but that includes mmap'ed libraries. (i.e. stuff that's not necessarily loaded yet or may never be) A somewhat more accurate measure is to turn on the "VM Size" column, but I'm not sure exactly what that measures.

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    2. Re:HP Drivers under Win2k? by 0x0000 · · Score: 1
      A somewhat more accurate measure is to turn on the "VM Size" column, but I'm not sure exactly what that measures.

      Interesting. I did that, and the numbers are a bit smaller in most cases. About 1M smaller except for HPZipm12.exe which shows a VM of about 100K larger.

      I also turned on "Peak" memory usage which is quite a bit larger in most cases (makes sense) up to 2140K for HPZipm12.exe (the largest percentage increase of the "VM size" for the group).

      I don't know for sure, but I would imagine that the "Virtual Machine Size" probably refers to the size of "x86 virtual machine" that is created to run a program when it is loaded. That implies, though, that a VM can use memory space outside its own process space. That doesn't seem reasonable to me, but then, a bunch of stuff in Windows doesn't seem reasonable to me, so that may not be a good indicator.

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  59. What to buy then ? by wtarreau · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My previous crappy sony vaio finally died and I have to find another notebook to replace it. I'm looking for a techie notebook. I need an internal floppy disk, an integrated RS232 serial port, an integrated NIC, and *no* nvidia chipset nor graphics, because I use it to develop on linux and don't want to change my job to accomodate their drivers. I was looking for a decent display between 1280x1024 and 1600x1200. The ASUS L3 and L5 lines of products match those criteria, but we have 3 of them at my company and their display is so poorly contrasted that we have to put our hands around the area we want to read in sunny days.

    I finally found a few HP's matching all these criteria. I don't like their fisher-price-like notebooks, but I was resigned to buy one anyway. Now what should I buy ? I'm lost !

    Thanks in advance for any advices,
    Willy

  60. HP phone support is damn good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have/administer several HP products. Having dealt with their phone support recently for laptop products and for a low-end OfficeJet printer, I am *extremely* impressed. I got helpful people who knew what they were doing, and (not meant as flamebait) spoke clear intelligible English. They were on-shore. Sorry, but it helps for anything complex.

    The laptop had a faulty backlight and they had FedEx pick it up at our door. No hassles.

    The printer problem turned out to be user error. Because the support guy was both patient and intelligent, we worked it out and I was one happy camper.

    I do have to echo what others have said about their drivers. All the crap that got installed to support an all-in-one printer causes endless shutdown problems on a Win98 box.

    In these times, phone support that is actually useful and not a painful waste of time is *HUGE*.

    Slightly-condescending-but-nevertheless-helpful-hi nt: always remove your harddrive before returning for service, unless the drive is broken too.

  61. HP Processes by mfh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > Does anyone have the information about what each of those little images is or what they do, or which of them I can safely use the "End Process" on without having to e.g. re-install the printer?

    Okay, I had the same problem, which I was complaining about in the grandparent, but I'll go into some more detail now, since you ask.

    We have a really old system in the office that runs the printer hub. I've tried to get it replaced with a Mac and a nice colour copier attached, but the management didn't want to spend any money on it. It's a P2 400 with about 64 megs ram. So that's a hefty 17megs because of the HP drivers, and possibly more because we also had camera software on.

    I was sick of everything going soooo slow, and I realized the HP background progs were crushing the system. They couldn't install more RAM for some reason. They just didn't want to spend the money when I was there. Anyway, I tried killing off the programs by using msconfig on the RUN thinggie. When I did, the computer responded beautifully and I'd have to switch them all back on if I need to print or use any HP product.

    So basically, I don't think HP will run if you terminate any of those programs. One day I called in sick and nobody could get the computer to print. I tried to explain it to them, but they just put it off until the next business day.

    The moral of the story, is that if you're going to use HP, you need the programs, and the programs eat a lot of RAM. I don't know if there's a way around it, but if there is a program that quickly lets you run different startup configs through msconfig, but dumbed down for everyday folk, that's the best bet if you're stuck with HP. Otherwise, I'd look at other companies for stuff. My Fuji camera works amazingly, and I only paid about $200 CAD for it. There is no need for the software because it just freaking works.

    Another thing, I think that HP tries to add this obstruction for some kind of security over their products. Personally I think they are a bunch of control freaks who should be fired in disgrace for their moronic system and programming logic. Again I have nothing against their hardware, except the software you need to run the hardware.

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    1. Re:HP Processes by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      Okay, thanks for the tips. This actually has quite a bit of RAM for its vintage (at least 128M i'll have to check), but the HP stuff just seems wasteful, to me, and there is camera software, as well (Kodak and Logitech, i believe - The kodak stuff is junk - it won't do live capture from the camera; and this is a h/w problem, I guess, since e.g. GIMP won't pick it up for acquisition using TWAIN, either).

      I will keep your remarks about Fuji in mind, too.

      thanks again

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      "The Internet is made of cats."
    2. Re:HP Processes by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could run something else that Windows on that machine. If the printers support PCL or PostScrip, pretty much any modern OS will drive them fairly easily. An 64MiB of RAM will be plenty enough for a printing server.

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  62. Since this is an HP bash fest.... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since this is an HP bash fest, I'm going to turn in my experience.

    Why is my experience more relevent than the experiences of other slashdotters? Because, instead of working with one or two HP products, I've installed over one thousand HP computers this summer.

    I work for the local school district, which has 42 schools, including a new high school opening this year that needs 750 new computers. We remove the old computers (HP Vectra and Kayak systems) and replace them with D530 desktops. This district is located in a town where 10% of the working population works for HP, so all of the computer gear is HP. If HP sells it, we use it. HP printers, scanners, networking gear, monitors, desktops, servers, and notebooks.

    Of the 1000 systems we have installed so far throughout the district, only one has been DOA. And we have sent about 500 HP systems off to recycling - they are 6 years old and almost all are still working. Of the 1000 HP systems we installed last year, we have had three failures (all because of HDD failure).

    The D530 is a solid product, and it is built with essentially whitebox components. It is standard through and through, with the possible exception of the power supply (it's a different shape so that it can fit in the case) and the heatsink (it has a centrifugal blower instead of a fan). We have dropped several of the systems, stacked them 12 high, and otherwise abused them. Our only complaint so far has been that they are too easy to open (this is a school district, remember).

    These systems take a lot of abuse. They are power-cycled five or six times per day (teachers turn them off between periods even though we tell them not to), they are exposed to dirt and dust and other contamination (students bringing food into the labs), and sometimes students even open them and start touching things (we eventually found that zip-ties were an effective defense).

    We have old (and new) LaserJet printers in service. We even replaced a LaserJet II this year. The new HP printers are cheaper, faster, and better. People who say "they don't build them like they used to" are right. I doubt that these new printers will last 15 years. That said, these new printers are far faster and cheaper than they used to be. It's a tradeoff.

    So, when you say that "hp is crap", remember this: I've dealt with thousands of HP systems, and I can tell you that the failure rate is as low as can be reasonably expected.

    1. Re:Since this is an HP bash fest.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've still got a HP dual Pentium I pre MMX XU 590 working after I guess nearly 20 years! Beat that!!

    2. Re:Since this is an HP bash fest.... by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      I think they are saying HP laptops are crap - there is a difference there.

    3. Re:Since this is an HP bash fest.... by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      the general consensus from this thread seems to be

      hp consumer != good
      hp corporate = good

      --
      ...and that's all there is to it.
    4. Re:Since this is an HP bash fest.... by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      Sure .. pass me a club.

    5. Re:Since this is an HP bash fest.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight - you had a Pentium computer in 1984? When 80286 was the state of the art? Something don't jive here.

  63. next time... by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... install another stick of ram out of your own pocket. It's not that expensive. Probably worth it in just eliminating personal frustration. or go around the office and take up a collection. Eventually the PHB might hear of it and be embarrassed about how freeking cheep they are. either way, you'd have the ram you need for the job. Maybe try sliding it in on your taxes as a work related deduction or something.

    I've had to do this in jobs, just needed a particular tool, the company didn't have it or wouldn't have it, kept struggling with something that *almost* works. Bah, just went and got the tool, it all works out in the long run anyway.

    I've got a great boss now, because he grew up poor and as a tool user. he saw us using our little trailer to haul cut brush around with, so he got me a dump truck. next he saw we had big piles of brush and nothing to deal with them, so I get this huge industrial chipper. He sees me using one of my puny chainsaws and next week I got a brand new whopper husqavarna. He sees us using another little tractor and a tiny trailer to haul tools around with, next week we got a big three wheeler looks like a little pickup truck. And etc, several more instances like that. He stopped by one day, I am workiong on girlfriends jeep, it needs an engine now basically, it still runs kinda sorta but is borked. Couple weeks later he drops off the keys and the title to an old 89 lincoln mark V that was surplus to him,still in good shape and under 100 thou on the clock, just gave it to my girlfriend because she needed a car that ran and he appreciates all the work we do. Not one time did we ever ask for anything, we were just just using the tools we had, which are meagre but what we have been using before we got the job.

    I guess you just gotta luck out eventually and find work with a company/boss that understands that with better tools you can do a better job.

    1. Re:next time... by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Wow, a boss who literally gives their sysadmins chainsaws and woodchippers. I don't know if I'm scared or impressed. ;-)

    2. Re:next time... by Kenardy · · Score: 1

      Wow ... sysadmins who NEED chainsaws and chippers!

      If you don't mind my asking, what OS are you using?

    3. Re:next time... by zogger · · Score: 1

      not sure if you mean me or boots at work because it hit him, but I primarily am running leenuchs, FC2. I have a few other machines here handy closeby, a mac PB1400 running 8.1 classic which is my baby, a little toshiba laptop running 95b that I should try and run some console linux on but am too lazy to figure out how, as it has no cd on it and no way to get one on it I am aware of, some old tower I will make something out of because it is big and roomy and is a decent enough 333 and that has 98se and my pics on it (gardening, you might like them if I ever put them on the net someplace), and a buncha other ones in the antique piles with various of the above on them and some other oddball stuff like an old redhat whatever version made into a three node cluster I can't make work. I recently found an os2 set in a junk shop still in the box, I might slap it in something see what it looks like, as I never used it before.

      If you didn't mean me, never mind.... ;)

  64. well mines clean by Cyberglich · · Score: 1

    Well my x1000's fine (i whould hope so 1st thing i did when i got thing was to run a memtest86 disk) (2th was to reformat and setup a linux dual boot)

  65. Seems HP screwed the web site up in fact.. by Alan+Cox · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80040e14'

    Line 1: Incorrect syntax near '='. /mmrp/includes/common.inc, line 108

    Guess its running on an HP laptop they've not fixed yet 8)

    1. Re:Seems HP screwed the web site up in fact.. by midifarm · · Score: 1
      I guess they got /.'d!

      Peace

      P.S. Funny

  66. Re:HP - aargh by wolrahnaes · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just for a counterpoint:

    Compaq Presario R3000T notebook

    Did a fresh install of XP Pro the day after getting it, installed drivers from the included CD. Everything works fine

    I have since replaced the 802.11g drivers with upgraded ones from Broadcom (needed LEAP support) and installed newer ATI Catalysts using DriverHeaven's mobile mod tool.

    I agree that their drivers are bloated, but mine were easily replaceable.

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  67. Re:Can people be convinced *not* to install driver by mobets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NO! because it is a real pain in the ass to get the drivers installed correctly and the device working if it doesn't work. I work retail, and the first thing I ask when someone comes to me with a problem installing a new printer is if they plugged it in before installing the CD. When they say yes (almost always), I show _try_ to show them how to get it removed from the system so windows can put the proper dirvers in place.

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    It was me, I did it, I moved your cheese
  68. HP/COMPAC are worst laptops by Bz3rk · · Score: 1

    One friend decided to get an HP laptop and so far he had the modem, screen, battery, and DVD drive die in less than 2 years, while all my friends with Dell, Gateway, and Alienware laptops haven't had the first problem!

  69. That's Weird by bandit00 · · Score: 1

    That's funny I thought HP made more than 900,000 laptops

  70. Re:Can people be convinced *not* to install driver by J+Nny · · Score: 2, Informative

    On the Contrary, quite alot of HP printers require that the device be plugged into a free USB port during the CD installation. If you don't, you are prompted to before the installation progresses any further.

  71. I'm not the sysadmin..... by zogger · · Score: 1

    .... I'm the CTO, the chief terraforming officer ;)

  72. No big surprise from HP on this ... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    as the first and last HP computer I bought (an Omnibook 800CT) went back for factory service
    twice in a year, and never worked reliably
    (chipset/motherboard/memory issues). I now use
    it strictly as a CLI OpenBSD terminal.

    My next laptop computer was an Apple PowerBook.
    Never ANY problems with it, ever. I wouldn't
    buy an HP (or Compaq) anything, even if it was
    offered at a 75% markdown. Just not worth the
    hassles.

  73. Non-HP ram? No problem! by krir · · Score: 1
    Actually, you don't even need HP ram to qualify for this: My Compaq laptop has some Crucial memory in it, and the HP tool found it was defective.

    Now I am just waiting for the replacement chip, and a free screwdriver from HP. :)

  74. Oh NO! by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The first call came in at 5:20am. (They keep forgetting about the time difference between Europe and the US.) It looks like this memory problem affects almost every notebook in my family, not to mention those of my friends who are too dense to learn anything about PCs, or too busy being surgeons, farmers, writers, or whatever, to spend all those many hours reading and working endlessly with hardware and software. For some reason, almost everyone bought Compaqs, even those bampots who could afford ThinkPads.

    The time has come for us to bill the companies for all the time we put into supporting their customers for problems that are caused by faulty products. I'll bet almost every Slashdotter is supporting at least one person, people who are Microsoft, Compaq, Dell, or Sony customers, people like my 78 year-old aunt or my 72 year-old neighbour. Are people like this really going to use a wee screwdriver to replace a memory module?

    I just this minute received another call.

    What is our time worth? How much responsibility does business have? It has been almost two years since my son was issued his Compaq Evo N1000c by his uni. I can't believe that it took Compaq all this time to discover the problem. There's more to this than meets the eye. All along, my son has been complaining about the computers, saying how 'crappy' they were, how often he and the other students would get the BSOD and other errors and problems.

    Oh Gawd! Just thought of it.... I'd better ring my lawyer. She's got a Compaq too. And its always been unstable. I don't support her PCs; no one does. I always attributed her problems to bloody Windows ME. Now I wonder.

    Well on the bright side, at times like these, relatives are forced to admit that a geeky girl who would rather mess about with computers than shop for clothes isn't a complete lost cause.

    --
    Julia Cameron
    Oich ù agus hiùraibh éile
  75. Not according to The Register by grolschie · · Score: 1

    "..and after mailing in the current stick, receive a replacement..."

    ref: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/26/hp_ram_rec all/

    1. Re:Not according to The Register by Covener · · Score: 2, Informative

      "..and after mailing in the current stick, receive a replacement..."

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/26/hp_ram_r ec all/


      Isn't that a tabloid?

      From the actual site where you sign up for the replacement memory:

      Returning Affected Memory Modules
      You must return your affected memory module(s) in the prepaid return envelope that is provided with your replacement memory module(s).


      ref: http://h30090.www3.hp.com/mmrp/default.asp?id=145& action=showinfo&linkvalue=3&button=Submit+ %BB

    2. Re:Not according to The Register by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Thanks dude. :-)

  76. Mixed experiences with HP by gopherd00d · · Score: 1

    Since this has turned into an HP-bashing session, I figure I'll throw in my 0.02 on HP. Overall I'd say that their hardware is generally well-engineered, with a few flaws here and there, but their software usually ranges from mediocre to downright awful.

    A summary of the HP products I've owned, in chronological order:
    - HP 48sx graphing calculator
    Very powerful, even had a directory structure for the onboard memory, never did figure out how to use half of its capabilities. I couldn't get used to the reverse-Polish command syntax ("1 1 +" instead of "1+1"), so I replaced it with a TI-92+.

    - HP 8110i CD-R/RW burner
    Worked okay for what it was advertised to do. Included software was crappy but worked. It was only capable of writing 650mb of data, though. I burned a few 700mb discs and it reported success, but then the discs which had more than 650mb of data were unreadable (burning less than 650mb on a 700mb disc worked, though). This drive has long since been replaced by a buggy generic 48x CD-RW and a nice Sony DVD+/-R/RW.

    - HP deskjet 990cse printer
    The auto-duplexer is still the coolest feature I've ever seen on a consumer-level printer. I don't use HP's drivers anymore, WinXP now supports it internally, even the auto-duplexer. This is fortunate because the driver CD included with the printer did not work, and the updated drivers downloaded from HP refuse to recognize the printer if it's connected by USB. It also has an annoying tendency to jam anytime I use anything other than plain paper or try to print 2-sided with a lot of graphics. I still use this printer for text and heavy-duty printing, but now have an Epson 900 (very slow, but exceptional quality) for everything that needs to look good or use special papers.

    - Last but not least - Compaq Presario 2175 laptop
    I bought this over a WinBook and a Dell because I wanted the Mobile Athlon processor. Big mistake. It works pretty well, but I wish I'd gone with a Centrino model instead despite the Intel pricetag. The 54g wireless works really well in Windows (no Linux support). I guess the only major design flaw is that they put USB 1.1 ports on it when 2.0 was the industry standard. The OEM Windows XP tends to corrupt itself even more quickly than normal, and I've had to reinstall several times. One plus is the 4+ hour battery life - I don't have to bring the power cord with me when I take it to school, even using the wireless LAN - but Centrino's purported 5-6 hours would be nicer if true. The system doesn't run nearly as fast as my Athlon desktop and it certainly doesn't run cool like AMD claims it should.

    As you can see, my experience with HP products has been mixed. I won't say I hate HP or won't ever buy from them again, but I'll definitely evaluate all my options very carefully before I do. Also, I have a friend who has an old HP desktop PC and has had nothing but problems with it. And I can say from working in a PC repair shop that HP is the third most difficult company (of the major players) to deal with for parts and service. Apple is second and Sony is the worst.

    1. Re:Mixed experiences with HP by psylent · · Score: 1
      "but Centrino's purported 5-6 hours would be nicer if true."

      What about the battery life if you turn down the LCD brightness? The LCD is among the major power hogs. This seems to work for me.

  77. I wonder if that's what's wrong with my old laptop by dghcasp · · Score: 1
    I bought a Compaq x1000 laptop last august, which is one of the ones on this list. By October, it had died.

    Compaq made me ship it back to them, then they called me and said "It's completely destroyed, and we think you dropped it, so it'll cost about $4000 to fix." Keep in mind this was an under-$2000 laptop.

    Since they wouldn't do anything, I asked them to ship it back to me. They did, and I took it apart, piece by piece, looking for this "damage" they mentioned. Never found any.

    What was more interesting was that when I put it back together, it booted. Granted, it would now only run for about 15 minutes before going black-screen, but it did boot. Which I thought was pretty amazing for a "completely destroyed" laptop.

    To make a long story short, after calls to about ten different people at Compaq, and two letters to the president, they basically said "Look, our service techs say you probably dropped it, so we're not going to do anything. Stop wasting our time."

    What wonderful customer service... I know I'll never buy a Compaq/HP product again.

    Now I have a Dell Inspiron 9100. Yeah, but at least they offer the chance to buy a $200 "we won't fsck you around" warrenty - If it stops working, they'll give me a new one, no questions asked.

  78. Taco, by dumdeedum · · Score: 1

    The affected notebooks are Compaq Evo Notebook N610c, Compaq Evo Notebook N610v, Compaq Evo Notebook N620c, Compaq Evo Notebook N800c, Compaq Evo Notebook N800v, Compaq Evo Notebook N800w, Compaq Evo Notebook N1000c, Compaq Evo Notebook N1000v, Compaq Presario 1500, Compaq Presario 2800, Compaq Presario x1000, Compaq Presario x1200, HP Compaq Business Notebook nx7000 and HP Pavilion zt3000.

    The Department of Redundancy wants to make you their king.

  79. Re:HP - aargh by Hoser+McMoose · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just as a little FWIW, if you download the NIC drivers for WinXP, as opposed to the ones listed as being "For all operating systems", they are only 10MB. Still too big for a floppy, but at least it's a small improvement.

    As to why the system restore disks do not double as a driver disk, that one is completely beyond me. The drivers ARE all on the disk and you actually can access them, but doing so is definitely NOT easy, especially if you don't already know the SoftPaq number you need (you can't just look for Network drivers or anything sensible like that, gotta look for SP25763 or some such nonsense).

  80. Re:HP printers = excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's eleven years old, it was made by the old HP. The discussion is about the non-quality of the new HP, brought to you by Queen Carly.

  81. My Sony Has This Problem by maztec · · Score: 1

    In fact Sony knows the problem exists and you talk to the techs and they'll recall it for repair. But they charge for repair if you're out of warranty for this known problem (Mac is set up so if it's a known problem, they'll repair for free).

    AND the *****'s won't recall the stupid laptop either. Real ****** if you ask me, I'll never purchase Sony anything again so long as I live. Nor anything from whatever company buys Sony out and their sh** products. Not to mention my Sony DVD Dream System Home Entertainment System (redundant names suck) has proceeded to decide not to spit the DVD's or CD's out anymore. Called Sony, they told me it was my fault and was going to cost me $183 to fix it -- All of $120 less than buying a new Sony Unit -- Not to mention it doesn't play 3/4th of the new DVD's out there.

    Long story short, never buying Sony again and I got the DVD's and CD's out with a screwdriver and when I found out it was sealed inside -- a hammer.

    I was pissed, what can I say.

    Don't buy Sony.

    If it's a laptop, buy Toshiba or IBM. All others suck... Ok, I take that back, I like Apple also.

    ARGH!

  82. Re:HP printers = excellent by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Say what you want about their other products, but HP printers by far are the highest quality from all my experience with them.

    Their drivers do have the absolute best HPPCL5 compatibility in the market.

  83. HP products are crap___NOT___ by pensivemusic · · Score: 1

    over about 30+ years, i have been highly impressed with HP on many levels, in many different equipment and software departments. if you have a crap product, they would/should have replaced it or repaired it until you were satisfied. at least, that has been my experience. often, the issue is finding the contact at the manufacturing office where the device was made. they usually take a degree of responsibility for both the quality of their runs, and your satisfaction as a customer. just what i have found.

  84. Company affected by Bizzle · · Score: 1

    It's about time, I have been arguing with them for months. We've lost over 20 hard drives and spent thousands on OnTrack data recovery. I am glad they took action and give us free 32meg thumb drives for each one:)

  85. Re:HP products are crap___NOT___ [NOT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is the old HP (associated with high quality and prices) is dead, replaced by the new HP (cost cutting, quality down the drain). Past performance does not indicate current/future performance. All people have posted here are my LJ of 8-10 years ago is still going well. Well, duh, that's stuff made by the old HP. Their new products are made of low-grade plastics and definitely will not last like their older predecessors. Someone mentioned that their new PCs are quiet and can be taken apart and upgraded without any tools. Well, Dell's new PCs are like that and are just as inexpensive. Par for the course these days. Besides, lots of HP's current products are outsourced to another company. Good luck finding their manufacturing office, let alone try speaking their language.

  86. Good Equipment! by Maroof · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, yeah... HP has been making phenomenal oscilliscopes, test gear and calculators for a long time. I still use my HP41CV that got me through school years back. Are you guys for real? - HP makes the HP4 and some of the more reliable printers made today! All laptops have 'issues' like you're talking here, memory manufacturers have a track record that I would attack, but Hewlett Packard? - come on, Go out and buy a Epson Laser Jet printer that'll hold up to abuse like the HP4, I'll betcha canon makes a great bubblejet plotter (hp500 designjet), hey, I know - buy your self an Epson laptop!