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Does Your Company Pay For Broadband?

masq57 writes "My fellow administrators and I used to have company provided ISDN lines in our homes so that we could respond quickly to issues after hours. That was changed in the last few years to letting us expense our broadband service. Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers. What sort of experiences do the rest of slashdotters have along these lines?"

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  1. Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

    Next thing's to work on finding an employer that isn't run by such cheap bastards.

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    1. Re:Easy one. by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't add much, but I don't have mod points, but this is such a good FP, I just had to chime in with a "me too" post.

      What the company used to give you was, to some extent, a benefit to partially compensate you for your availability. They have chosen to reduce your benfits. You make the call.

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    2. Re:Easy one. by rindeee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree. You'll find out how important it is when you don't have any of them...for work purposes anyway. Sounds like management is a little out of touch with reality.

    3. Re:Easy one. by keybsnbits · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I totally agree, but your solution isn't a realistic one. That's only a great way to LOSE your job. The best thing for companies to do is to pay for any cell phone charges that were caused by after hours work. If they are really generous, they could also pay for a percentage of your internet cost if you use it from home. Either that, or just write it off as "needed for work" for tax purposes ;)

    4. Re:Easy one. by koa · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree with the parent here. If the company you work for doesnt pay for the means for you to be contacted or work outside the confines of the business hours (or business facility) they should not expect you to be on call or do any work under those curcumstances.

      Period.

      I know from experience that if a company starts looking for ways to shave that extra inch off their expenses in that way; that the company is in deeper trouble than they let on. You'll be looking for work elswhere shortly wether you like it or not. heh.

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    5. Re:Easy one. by DaHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ahh the words of an hourly worker.

      How I miss those days... walking towards the time clock, thinking of what I'd do the next day, punching out and moving onto personal things for the evening and not having work come to mind until the next morning just after I punched in.

      When one is a salary man, a bit more is expected, within reason (which is the key).

    6. Re:Easy one. by wyseguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number. If they don't want to pay for the means of contacting you, they can try your answering machine and hope for the best.

      I pretty much have that arrangement with my employer. Fortunately, my boss and I have the same opinions about that level of 24x7 support, that if you aren't willing to provide the means to contact the employee and provide them the access to the systems at work from home, then you can't expect them to be on call all the time. Since our IT head won't even allow FTP access to our webservers, I won't be working from home any time soon.

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    7. Re:Easy one. by ChristTrekker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree...to an extent. When you're salaried, more is expected - but how much more is still open for debate. In this case, work would have my home number. That's a reasonable effort on my part to be available. Just because all these technologies (wireless, pagers, broadband, cell phones) exist doesn't make it my responsibility to enslave myself to my employer 24x7.

    8. Re:Easy one. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It depends...

      If you're a Unix admin or Oracle admin, and your job is to keep those things running 24 / 7 / 365, you better be reachable or you won't be working.

      Sure, if your a Systems Analyst or Software developer, it's not big deal. I doubt it would be an issue.

      But many companies stipulate you MUST keep the servers running all day, period. So, if a server goes down or something goes wrong, it's either get out of bed or get into the unemployment line.

      I knew a DBA that would get calls at 3 or 4 AM. She hated it, REALLY hated it, but she knew she had to do it.

      Sure, some companies won't care so much if Oracle crashes at 9PM or an intranet site is up. But some need / want them running all day, everyday.

    9. Re:Easy one. by unclejeb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Greed has something to do with it not just being in trouble. I work for a financial firm that has done better than its peers during the downturn for the last few years. The board got a 21% raise, we all took cuts and on-call pay went away. This was done largely because the market was in their favor as jobs were tight.

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    10. Re:Easy one. by vegetablespork · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think part of this has to do with the terms of employment to start with--if you're told up front, "We need to get you 24x7, and you'll be expected to carry a pager, and no, we won't pay for it" and you still take the job, that's one thing (and an unreimbursed employee business expense that's deductible after a certain threshold, but IANATA (tax advisor) and I digress).

      But it's another thing entirely for an employer to provide those devices with the expectation that you'll be reachable, then to say "you're now responsible for paying for this stuff. And, oh, by the way, you still need to be reachable 24x7." At that point, it's time to question why they've suddenly become so tightfisted and to look for employment at someplace more financially stable, more considerate of their staff, or, ideally, both.

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    11. Re:Easy one. by rizzo420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      is it reasonable to expect someone to pay for their own broadband service, for their own personal computer at home, for their own cell phone, for their own pager, for whatever?

      i think you are missing the point regardless of being paid salary. you aren't expected to have any of that stuff, and if they do expect that, then they need to at least increase your salary so you can afford the extra expenses they expect you to pick up. your salary is meant to compensate you for your time, you give them a service, they pay you for it. that salary is not meant to pay for work-related expenses. so while a bit more would be expected of someone on salary, it's also not within reason to expect that person to pay for all these work-related items if they normally wouldn't have them anyways.

      the only way i'd work for a company that expected me to provide my own cell phone, computer, and broadband connection was if i knew they were paying me a fair amount higher than the average salary for my position.

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    12. Re:Easy one. by Insightfill · · Score: 4, Informative
      Non-self-employed people in the US can only write off non-reimbursed business expenses to the extent that they exceed 2% of their Adjusted Gross Income.

      You'd need to be paid very little (or pay a lot for broadband) to cross that line.

      On the flip-side, you can also start a small business on the side (sell Beanie Babies on Ebay, for all it matters) and you can write off the broadband bill and computer stuff, too.*

      *(To the extent that your profit from the side job exceeds your costs. You must make a net profit for two out of three years, or the IRS just calls it a "hobby", which has a different classification.)

    13. Re:Easy one. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I agree. You'll find out how important it is when you don't have any of them...for work purposes anyway. Sounds like management is a little out of touch with reality.

      Sounds like an exec is getting a bonus for reducing expenses. Do you want to pay for his/her bonus?

      It's understandable if you're in a trade that requires you to bring your own tools to work, but IT work doesn't sound like it, particularly if you read EULAs and take them literally for something you personally bought but use to advance the goals of commercial concern. If it's not in the terms of your employment to provide your own tools, do what I do and say (truthfully in some cases) I don't have it and I'm not buying it with my own money.

      Best of luck, hopefully your boss isn't a dickhead and tries to sack you for insubordination.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    14. Re:Easy one. by Jhon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let me 'chime in' myself.

      I work for a mid-sized medical lab that STARTED as a very small niche lab.

      I bent over backwards to make myself valuable to my employer. That includes web accessable alpha paging (straight to my cell phone) and cell access. PLUS support from home/vacations. This was all at my expense.

      The downside: It costs me money every month.

      The upside: Tax write-off, greater asset to my employer, was able to jump on any major problems BEFORE they effected employee productivity.

      Here I am 5 years later earning 4x my starting wage (which wasn't too bad to start with) and I'm the manager of my dept. Further, I may be on a 'leash', but I have incredible amounts of flexability. Twice a week over summer, I leave for a 2.5 hour lunch and spend it with my son (park, catch, arcade, whatever). Whats that worth to some people? For me it's priceless. (Of course that 7 hour drive up the coast from LA to Oakland xmas-eve sucked -- but I made it back before my kids were woke up xmas morning! (I drove to make SURE I didn't get stuck at the airport)).

      It all depends on your 'situation'. Plus, working for a privately owned company vs. a heartless evil corporation is a major asset -- and humans appricate effort more than faceless 'boardrooms'. ymmv.

    15. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, you've fallen for the FUD. Let me ask you this. What if your work requires you to be on the cell phone so much, that you either face hundreds of dollars in overage or roaming charges or have to subscribe for a plan that is $50+ more than you would have for your personal use? You would have to pay this out of pocket month after month when if they'd just called you on a land-line at home, it would have been free. So basically you're accepting a couple hundred dollars a month pay cut when you pay for your own services.

      And trust me, this does not cost a company as much as it costs you after you account for the tax writeoffs they get. Most providers also give businesses discounts that the regular consumer does not get. What costs you a couple hundred probably only costs them half or less. And the "labor" to track the services for one employee amounts to little more than a couple extra minutes in the payroll process. Might add up for large businesses, but it's a pitiance for the small businesses. Certainly nothing you'd need an extra employee to keep track of unless you're a large business.

    16. Re:Easy one. by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My advice here is simple and it relates directly to the difference in those expectations.

      CONTACT A LABOR LAWYER NOW. Get a consultation, see who will just talk to you. Talk now.

      That or start looking for a new job (or both).

      Basically they hired you annd expect you to provide 24x7 service. Now they are taking away the very tool they gave you to enable you to provide that service, and expecting you to maintain that level of service?

      Thats a big change in expectations. They are basically adding a new requirement to your job. You were hired or placed in your current position with 2 expectations 1) you would provide coverage and be available for coverage in off hours and 2) that your employer would provide you with a means for being contacted and doing that work.

      Can they change that requirement and then fire you for not meeting it? I don't know. Maybe they can, maybe they can't. IANAL.

      Secondly remember strength in numbers. I recomend highly talking with fellow employees about this and not going it alone... impress upon them how heinous it is, and that together, you don't have to put up with it. (what are they going to do? fire everyone?)

      -Steve

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    17. Re:Easy one. by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My job doesn't provide any sort of compensation for any of my own resources I use on the job, and that's all right.

      I have broadband at home that I routinely use to check/maintain/update my servers at work. My boss knows my cell phone number, and uses it whenever she needs to get in touch with me. I make work-related long-distance phone calls from home.

      I don't get directly compensated for any of that, but at the same time I am treated as a professional, and I'm given the lee-way to schedule my work, and conduct myself the way I see fit.

      I am expected to keep some semblance of a 8-5 workday, 5 days a week. But in reality I have an extremely flexible schedule that works to my benefit 99% of the time. Nobody checks to see when I get in the office, or when I leave. When I need to leave, I leave. And if I am completely bored, stressed, or whatever, I can just go for a walk, or whatever I want to do.

      If I've got a reason to stay home (let's say waiting for a delivery, or a repairman or something) I can just sit back at home, and check on things while I'm waiting...without taking any 'time off'.

      That's why I had no problem going in to work on the 4th of July to work on the database server (not my server, but I rely on it anyway) when it went down. No need to even tell the boss to try to get some Kudos. She knows that I'll do what I need to in order to keep things going the best I can, but at the same time I have a real life, that is my real priority.

      She gets 24x7 support, and I get my freedom.

      Now don't get me wrong- I bust my butt during the week to make sure that any evening/weekend calls are kept to a bare minimum. I've probably only had to come in 6 times over the last 3 years. So it's not like I'm tethered to my job, but I've got a great trade-off that works for me and my boss.

      Remember- money isn't everything...your sanity and peace of mind are worth far more.

      Good sex, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to go to the bathroom...that's all I need.

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    18. Re:Easy one. by m.h.2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, Here's where we technology (and plenty of other salaried) workers screwed ourselves and need to make amends. During the 1990's we put in extra hours because of the incentives that came with those hours. I personally never worked fewer than 12 hours per day and was on call for 24 for 12 years. Ultimately, what did it get me? Unemployment for a year. I started a new job (salaried, management) in January of this year and set the bar from the onset. I work 8.5 hours per day. No cell phone, no pager. On the weekend, I'm on my time. When I take a vacation day, I'm on my time. No calls, no email. Plain and simple. If you are valuable enough to your company for the 40 hours that you are actually paid to be there, then there is no reason for them to replace you because you're not available to work when you're not being paid to do so. "Salaried Employee" does not mean "Indentured Servant." The whole "a bit more is expected" line is bullshit. The "bit more" is the experience and knowledge that I bring to the table, not the sacrifice of my personal life. In the end, it's still just a job and could be gone tomorrow. Why should I let it suck my life dry today?

    19. Re:Easy one. by SIGALRM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and I also don't put as many hours in at night

      Unfortunately, the breed of company that will ask you to pay for your own equipment will probably also penalize your advancement opportunities because you don't put in a 60-hour work week like the rest of the "committed" employees.

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    20. Re:Easy one. by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yup...next thing you know...they'll try to quit paying you for after hours work.

      I do my job, and try to do it well, but, I do NOT work for free...ever. That's why I like contract work...good bill rate...and you get paid for all your time. I don't believe in this 'for the good of the company' and greater than 40 hour weeks w/o compensation.

      If you get forced into this...incorporate yourself...at least you can write off your cell, broadband, etc. at the end of the year as YOUR company expense...

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    21. Re:Easy one. by websensei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      absolutely.
      I work from home at will (which amounts to 3 days/week). This clearly blurs the lines between "home" and "work". I'm accessible at all hours (though it's rare people require my time outside of 8-6), I get a lot done, and I'm incredibly happy w my situation. My salary is fine (nearly 3x what I started at 6 years ago), but my satisfaction w my job comes from the quality of life that comes from this degree of flexibility.

      good for you for finding some of this too!

      chris

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    22. Re:Easy one. by Asprin · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Me, too!

      What I find offensive is the way the CIO tried to pass it off as though paying for company materials out of your own pocket somehow exemplifies your character and work attitude. That's what makes him a screwheaded dork.

      The only good news is that some of these expenses might (repeat, **MIGHT**) be tax deductable, but it's going to depend on *A* *LOT* of factors, including your financial position, other tax deductions, etc. It might not work out, but it may be worth looking into. Maybe someone else here is already doing that or tried and failed?

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      "Lawyers are for sucks."
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    23. Re:Easy one. by thenextpresident · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As an employer of sysadmins, it's rather easy in my book. I pay for cell phones. Not a problem. But I am not going to pay for internet connections. It becomes a liability. Consider if it's a "company paid connection", it suffers under the same rules as the at work connection (no downloading music, bittorrent now allowed, etc). Obviously, this won't work out for a connection at home.

      But then, I don't demand that my sys admins work from home. I expect that they work from the office.

      However, keeping the servers up 24/7 is part of the job description. If the servers go down, it's the sysadmin's job to get it back up. If the sys admin tells me he doens't have an internet connection, fine, that doesn't mean he is going to lose his job.

      However, our servers being down and the sys admin saying "Well, I am only paid to do this 9-5, call me in the morning" isn't going to cut it. The servers being down will cause the sys admin to lose his job.

      Now, all this being said, I am not that cruel. I expect certain things from my sys admins, just as much as I let them get away with certain things (as sys admins should do). I don't complain if I catch them playing a little bit of quake. God forbid one of the sale or support staff is caught, but the sys admin, it's all good.

      When they need to leave early, go ahead. A little longer on the lunch, fine.

      It's reall a give an take relationship. I respect their freedom, I respect their abilities, and I respect that because at time we need them late at night, if they come in an hour later, so be it.

      But that doesn't mean I am going to start paying for their Iternet connection, or computer, or chair, or desk, or electricity. The servers need to stay up. That's basically what I pay them for.

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      Jason Lotito
    24. Re:Easy one. by TykeClone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Writing off the entire cost of the broadband would be a red flag - You'd like be only able to take a small percentage of that (or whatever % was previously reimbursed). Taking 100% of any expense that could be used for personal purposes (unless you can prove that you don't use it for personal purposes) is like jumping up and down and asking for an IRS audit.

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    25. Re:Easy one. by JustDisGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Unfortunately, the breed of company that will ask you to pay for your own equipment will probably also penalize your advancement opportunities because you don't put in a 60-hour work week like the rest of the "committed" employees.
      ... and you'd want to advance in such a company why? Let the feebs interbreed and die and move on to bigger and better things, working for people who appreciate your contribution during paid time.
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      "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
    26. Re:Easy one. by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      Good sex, comfortable shoes, and a warm place to go to the bathroom...that's all I need.

      If my job had that as a fringe benefit, I'd be willing to pay for my own broadband, too.

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      ~Idarubicin
    27. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ... and you'd want to advance in such a company why?
      I guess the job market is good in your area? For the rest of us, the luxury of being so selective is not an option.

      Reality? Check, please.
    28. Re:Easy one. by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup...next thing you know...they'll try to quit paying you for after hours work.

      I think that's the case for most of the IT staff among us anyway.

      My company doesn't pay for broadband. I live an hour away. I pay for dial up (and use the T-1 at work when I need something big). When there were problems recently I had to tell them it's difficult to do the work at dial-up speeds.

      When they asked if I was thinking about moving to broadband I said I think about it all the time. Right now I'm foolishly squandering my funds on food, shelter, transportation and medical bills. If they let me work from home several days a week, I could offset broadband by the subsequent reduction in transportation costs.

      They didn't like that so they're looking into paying for broadband....

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    29. Re:Easy one. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Note the caveat: Jhon did the extra work for a startup. His (I presume) work was appreciated. he recieved freedom, promotions and benefits from his work. ..
      The poster, on the other hand, seems to have done such extra work, but has been 'rewarded' by being asked to pay for the equipment he uses to provide that extra service to the company. This doesn't look like it's going to go as well.....

      I'm all for the 'give a bit more' camp, but when the employer responds by sucking you dry on the backside, I'd say you should at least keep your ear to the ground for better opportunities. Either that, or have a quick talk with the CIO and make sure that (s)he understands the implications of such stupidity.

      On the more practical end: If you use broadband at home anyways, then don't sweat it. On the other hand, if the primary use of broadband at home is to service work, I'd cut it and let the employer deal with it. Similarly with cell phones and pagers. If they aren't paying for it, I'd say they have no right to demand it.

      They're the ones getting the benefits of you having those 'toys' If it's not worth it to the company, then why should you be footing the bill for something that doesn't pay it's way??

      Oh, and by the way: Does the CIO still get his car expensed?

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      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    30. Re:Easy one. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Interesting
      that the company is in deeper trouble than they let on.

      Excellent point. Don't ignore the signs! Other signs:

      • High or increasing volume of Accounts Payable calls
      • High or increasing volume of Accounts Payable callers
      • Notices that your health coverage has been suspended/reinstated (because a premium or several were missed then quickly paid)
      • LATE CHECKS (run!)
      • Reduced janitorial services
      • More trash in the parking lot or trash bins are emptied fewer times a week
      • Managment approval required on office supplies
      • Personal assistants or secretaries being let go
      • F'ed Company being added to the 'net filter (old - but a good sign regardless)
      • No more free coffee/sodas/toliet paper
      • Being able to find choice parking spaces when there weren't many before (kidding; by this time it should be obvious there are problems
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    31. Re:Easy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or maybe the OP just doesn't suck at their job?

      I've found that "the job market is bad" is just an excuse for "I suck and no one will hire me".

    32. Re:Easy one. by pbox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you get 2-3 of you stick together and threathen mass resignation, you will have a better chance of forcing them to rethink. This probably hurt your advancement, but do you really want to work at such crappy place? And if your area has such crappy job market, maybe you should try to move around?

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    33. Re:Easy one. by atheken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Knock on wood, but I agree with AC, even though they wouldn't own up to it. I know a company that was in the midwest that was STARVING for staff, paying a decent wage, mainly because the "market was bad" for them, they couldn't find anybody that was qualified, they were all employed elsewhere. "Owning your own website company" is NOT enough anymore - get some certs and get you head out of your ass.

    34. Re:Easy one. by Soruk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm in the UK, and got myself a second phone number for my cellphone from Second Number. It sometimes points to my cellphone, it sometimes routes to an answerphone. And it costs me nothing to have or use. :)

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      -- Soruk
    35. Re:Easy one. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. Here's how I look at it:

      At my company I frequently hear comments from management about how working extra hours makes you a more "valuable" employee. Keep in mind that I'm a salaried software engineer and get no compensation for overtime. At a meeting I once pointed out that my salary was based upon a fixed 40-hour week, as agreed upon in my employment contract. I further noted that by working overtime, I was, actually reducing my effective hourly wage, thereby making myself less valuable to the company. This view proved popular among the engineering staff (who began leaving on-time more often than they used to) and rather unpopular among management. I also mentioned that I had spent about fifteen years running my own consulting business full-time before I came to work there, and that I had decided to go full time to get away from crazy hours and having no social life. More blank stares. Oh well.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    36. Re:Easy one. by Casualposter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you're good enough, you can tell them to provide the tools to do the job or they won't get it done. The folks who will bend to such obviously stupid management by terror tactics are not good enough to walk out and get a job. Somebody is always hiring somewhere. You may have to move, but you can find another job. Just do so before you quit.

      This is going on in my company. I put in my 50 hours and that's what they get. My department has lost two techs and we've not been allowed to replace them, because the owner doesn't want to spend the money. So when he calls and wants to know why X project is not done, I explain it to him. I even use small words to be sure he understands. So far, no problem.

      In a time of limited resources, the management has to set the priorities. Your personal time is not a part of the pay check and is not "Negotiable" no matter what Mr, MBA wants you to think. When they want you to pay out of your pocket, you decide what you are willing to do and then do it. Put in reasonable hours and move on.

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    37. Re:Easy one. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have worked non-union construction jobs and I have to say: while you get more money, the long hours, no benefits and near slave demands made upon non-union employees would get really old really fast. When the union finally bullied its way into the job, I could see the differences immediately. They worked half as hard for half as long for 60% of the pay and three times the bennies. I wish there were a happy medium between slave labor/high wages and slack labor/good bennies. There was, during the Boom anyway...we worked hard for good pay and good bennies. Unfortunately, the dollar signs in the boss's eyes meant we sold our solid little performer to a big bloated startup, and everybody got the short end in the back side.

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    38. Re:Easy one. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's no such thing as "we can't find anybody who is qualified".

      Either nobody wants to work for you - for good reasons - or you just aren't looking in the right places - or you just have no clue what is "qualified" (i.e., you're far too strict on what is necessary or not necessary to be "qualified".)

      Employment technigues in most companies are a joke.

      You need to ask three questions of a prospective employee (after thoroughly explaining the details of the position and what you want done in the foreseeable future in that position):

      1) Do you want to do this job?
      2) Can you do this job?
      3) Can you give me a reason why you feel you can do this job?

      If they can give you a *truthful* reasonable answer to those three questions, hire them and get on with the job and stop looking for "Mr(s). Right".

      Oh, yes, you do have to tell them that since they got hired fast, they can also get fired fast if any of those answers were *not* truthful.

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    39. Re:Easy one. by SemperFiDownUnda · · Score: 3, Insightful

      bennies slang term for benifits

    40. Re:Easy one. by qwasty · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've worked as a machinist in the past, and you can't get a job as a machinist unless you're willing to pay for the tools you use. Each employee has to have his own unique set of tools, costing thousands upon thousands of dollars. Traditionally, it was only measurement instruments you had to own, which should last a lifetime. The reason you had to have your own instruments is because they're delicate tools being used in a "rough" environment, and they will be best cared for by the person that owns them (company property gets trashed). But lately, the US economy is so bad, that companies are expecting machinists to buy their own CONSUMABLE supplies, like drills and such...These things get used up, and the employee has to keep buying them. For example, if the company is doing well, and has a lot of orders, the employee will be buying more tools to produce more revenue for the company. On top of this, it's not unheard of for an educated and skilled craftsman to make $7/hour doing robotic/automated manufacturing and programming on high tech multi-million dollar machines - You IT people have no idea how bad it can get...

  2. Consider it a pay cut... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience, it's been assumed that IT pros would have home Internet access because, well, what IT pro wouldn't have at least a consumer dial-up account if not broadband.

    Paying for those things is a company's way of passing the employee some cash-value compensation without it being considered taxable income. So, add 20%-30% (depending on your personal tax rate) to the cost and consider that as have been subtracted from your pay package... consider yourself insulted.

    1. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      when the economy is good treat your company with the level of loyalty and respect that they showed to you.

      This is typical American neurotic thinking (I'm American too, I'm not trying to flame you here).

      Loyalty is to other people. Respect is something you show other people. It is nonsense to be "loyal" to a company, or to "respect" a company. This idea is simply American corporate brainwashing.

      Companies are incorporeal entities, not deserving of loyalty or respect. Be loyal to yourself and your employer (your employer is a person, not a corporation). Think nothing of this vaporous concept called "the company."

      "The company" can go fuck itself.

    2. Re:Consider it a pay cut... by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A company is a group of people... it gains a personality that is formed out of what the people in charge of do on behalf of the company.

      In the case of unincorporated companies I would agree. But corporations exist for the purpose of avoiding liability. If the corporate rulers have no personal stake, no liability in the company, I see no reason to treat the company as a personified entity.

      Yes, a mom-and-pop shop run as a partnership is a completely different story.

      IMHO, when a group of people decide to incorporate a company, that company becomes its own entity seperate from the people who run it, and is therefore not deserving of any respect or loyalty that would be due to actual humans.

  3. Easy one by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.

    Aside from that, this might be a good sign that it's time to start looking around for another job. This isn't 2002 anymore -- employers who still think they can get away with this sort of shit are wrong, wrong, wrong.

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    1. Re:Easy one by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.

      Clothes?

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    2. Re:Easy one by mangino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So according to your thinking, anything they pay for shouldn't be used for personal use, right? That means that the broadband is only used for company business and the cellphone is never used to call a friend?

      My employer doesn't pay for broadband, since it is just a convenience that allows us to not have to come into the office. We are paid to be on call, which means doing whatever is necessary for access to the systems. They also do not pay for cellphones. That said, if you use your cellphone for work purposes, you can expense that portion of the bill. They do pay for the pagers we are required to carry. I didn't like this at first, but it does make sense. It is a good compromise that lets my employer pay for what they benefit from, and I pay for the rest.

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    3. Re:Easy one by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 5, Funny
      Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.
      Clothes?
      Especially clothes. You should show up to work with progressively less clothing on each day until your boss figures out why clothing your work-nerds is a very necessary business expense. If they threaten to fire you, tell them that you are no longer able to find clothing large enough to fit you because you are so large as to be disabled and then they will get in a panic about firing a disabled person and decide to instead buy you a mumu or a tent to cover your shame.
    4. Re:Easy one by mdielmann · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>Anything I pay for doesn't get used for business. Period.

      >Clothes?


      Something tells me that if the average slashdotter arrives at work unclothed, they will not only pay for him to get clothes, they'll pay him to do it immediately. Flip side, they may also bill him for therapy.

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    5. Re:Easy one by severoon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had this happen at a previous company. But I was smart about it--I planned on writing off every dime I paid for work-related expenses. This turns out to be very difficult to do if you use your personal items part of the time for business and part of the time for personal use. So the only logical conclusion: get separate items you can use 100% for business, and that way you can write those off 100% without fear of getting audited by the IRS. When I explained this to my manager, she balked but I asked if they would allow me to expense professional tax services (around $400/year) and she said no. The upshot is, when they tell you to pay for these things out of your own pocket, you can choose to do it any way you want to...after all, it's your money, right? :)

      I had good cell service and an awesome broadband connection already...so I couldn't justify spending a lot on a second cell and Internet connection, which was necessary for the aforementioned tax purposes. I found a cell provider that had a pay-as-you-go plan...use no minutes that month, and pay no money other than a $1.95 monthly service charge to keep the account open...and I got a free cell phone to boot for signing up (there was like a $50 activation fee, but I was allowed to expense this based on the argument that I already had a cell, I was only doing this for tax purposes and the good of the company, so I didn't want to pay a second activation fee). By deferring to choose a plan that included any minutes, I effectively had a zero minute plan that shuttled all callers directly to voicemail (I would explain that I couldn't afford a lot of minutes, and I couldn't afford a plan for the business phone that included a lot of minutes...and oh yea, I signed a three year contract so no changies! Unless the company wants to let me expense the $150 early termination fee). The good thing is my voicemail could be picked up on the web or forwarded to my email in the form of a wav file, so I didn't need to spend minutes checking it.

      This didn't work out so well, so ultimately my manager agreed to deal with my situation as a special case and allow me to expense an inexpensive fixed minute plan. But wouldn't ya know it...just as soon as one thing is addressed, another takes its place! It turns out that the free cell phone I got with the plan had a set of expensive, proprietary batteries that easily set a memory. Little did I know! But within a few weeks of having the phone, the one set of batteries it came with would only go about 5 minutes on a full charge. I was allowed to expense another set for around $80, but those quickly set the same memory at around 5 minutes of talk time. I just couldn't remember to fully cycle those things before charging them for the life of me!

      I found a 9600bps modem in my dad's basement and was able to find a service provider that offered very cheap 24kbps connections...the downside of course is that it would drop the connection every few minutes, but what do you expect for $3.95/month? Fortunately, the ISP also provided an email inbox/forwarding service so I could keep the separation between my personal and business life very clean and clear for the IRS. Unfortunately, that forwarding service never seemed to work! And that was unfortunate because that's where all those voicemails from my cell service were getting forwarded to. Oh well!

      I felt that since the business cell and the dialup account were purely for business it was completely justified for me to make all research, purchase, setup, and customer support calls from the office during the normal workday. I quickly learned that even the simplest of issues can be quite time-consuming to deal with over the phone. If things got too busy at work, some showstopping problem on my cell plan or dial-up account might not get dealt with for weeks! Finally, I had to schedule several-hour long appointments with myself in Microsoft Outlook to make these support calls and get these problems sorted out. And I did generate a lot of suppo

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  4. yech by dml6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My opinion and stance has always been "if you want me to have it, then you (the company) will pay for it." I've told employers that if they want me to have a cellphone then they had better pay for it themselves, 'cuz I won't have one if it's my choice.

  5. Trust me... by Volatile_Memory · · Score: 4, Funny

    You DON'T want a pager anyway. In my experience, when they give you one, you are expected to respond if it beeps.

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  6. CIO is a doofus? by JCMay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're stuck paying for your own broadband, can you write it off on your taxes like auto milage?

    1. Re:CIO is a doofus? by big-giant-head · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes if it is an 'unrembursed' business expense broadband, cell phone and pager you can write them off on your taxes.

      Just be thankful that you can at least do that.

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  7. Cell phone unlisted. by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I consistently insisted that my cell phone not be listed in the company employee directory. I threatened to change the number when once it was listed. If someone needed me over a weekend, they could call my home, and if I didn't answer, then tough. If the company wanted to pay for my cell phone service, THEN they could reach me after hours.

    Don't give in on this issue. Do you really want your employer to have you at their beck and call 24/7 on your dime?

    1. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by AxemRed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Always respond to unexpected after-hours calls with, "I have been drinking, and I can't drive."

    2. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a developer, the one time I got a support call I answered with "I drunk, but whadehell I'll try" then proceeded to screw up the system into "must recover from backup" state. They never called me after hours again, strange that...

      -hadohk

    3. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Employee AxemRed is very capable but seems to have a drinking problem. I recommend we let him go before the problem scales any further"

      Then, when they terminate you, take their ass to court and ask for the evidence that you were not performing your job correctly. Your personal life and what you do on your off hours is none of their fucking business.

    4. Re:Cell phone unlisted. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I assume that we are talking about America.

      > take their ass to court and ask for the evidence that you were not performing your job correctly.

      The courts wouldn't care, a company can fire you for any reason at all (exceptions: you are not an at-will employee and the action does not go against laws/the Constitution), including what you do with in your private life.

      http://www.shrm.org/hrmagazine/articles/0203/020 3h irschman.asp
      http://www.totalbusiness.org.uk/adet ail.aspx?codeP =1048
      http://www.lectlaw.com/files/emp08.htm

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  8. Yes, and they are quite liberal about it. by digitalvengeance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, my company does pay for my home broadband access..and they are remarkably liberal about it. They don't care what servers I run or how I use the bandwidth (3 Mb/1Mb), just so long as I can still effectively do my job. Of course, I work from home full time, so the situation is a bit different than that of many in our profession. Josh.

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  9. Mine pays for it all by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have DSL at home ($50/month), a pager ($20/month), a cell phone (+/- $80/month), and cellular internet ($80/month). My company pays for my pager, my cellular internet (gets internet access via PCMCIA anywhere I get a cell signal), half my DSL, and half my cell bill. I'm also a 1-man IT shop supporting 30+ users and 20+ servers including clusters, so even on vacation, I have to be available and reachable. Of course, we're not hurting for money either.

  10. Typical by retinaburn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes you should be happy to do it, if you were a happy employee. Simply outline that while they want you to innovate, to give your all for the company, to make them better than their competitors, then they should be willing to do the same for you.

    Tell them that if they treat you 'competitively' to what other companies are doing, then you will either work as hard as other employees or find a company that treats you better than they do.

    We are going through the same thing here, and there is nothing worse than cutting back on employee benefits, pay, and perks and justifying it by saying 'we are doing what everyone else is doing'.

  11. Cancel all of it then. by OS24Ever · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It'd probably help if everyone did it, but if they won't pay for it I don't use it for business. Not that I'd ever get rid of my broadband at home but that's another matter.

    My employer will pay for broadband, cell phone but not pager (what's the point? text messages cover paging) for employees it considers mobile which is almost everyone outside of our main sites. Some areas even get better broadband rates because of deals negotiated due to the amount of employees we have.

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  12. What a crock. by pclminion · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen.

    Your CIO sounds like an asshole. "Dedicated" means dedicated to the work, not dedicated to spending money for your own company. (Hint to CIO: People work to get paid money. Not to spend money for their employers.) If the company needs you to have internet access to do your job, they should pay for it.

    Any company which demands you restructure your own personal finances in order to be able to afford an internet connection that they require you to have had their head up their ass. Your personal finances are none of their fucking business. I realize it's much easier said than done, but if I were in your position and had such demands placed on me, I'd quit.

    Put this arrogant prick in his place. All of you should collectively refuse to pay for broadband yourselves, and let him see how "productive" you are without his help. It is not your reponsiblity to spend your own money for "the good of the company."

    What a crock of shit.

    1. Re:What a crock. by ralf1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep - The guys a cheap bastard The first time you are trying to support a VP on an issue from the house, and its taking forever, make sure you tell him "This would be a lot quicker if I had broadband, but the CIO took it away from all the support staff" See how quick you get it back.

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  13. Company won't pay ... by lintocs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The place you're working for is a sinking ship ... they've run out of cash, and they're trying to download the costs of doing business on to their employees. Having lived through the dot.com bomb, I've seen this thing a half dozen times. If you don't play ball, you'll get bad reviews, and you'll eventually be dismissed for your "poor attitude". Better start looking for a new gig. S

  14. Make it happen! by xTown · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you're in the office, that is. Tell him you are absolutely, positively dedicated to providing your company the best possible service during working hours.

    When you're at home, your time is your own, unless they're paying you extra. If your job is not like that, it's time to find a new job. "It's your job, suck it up," is not an appropriate response here; you're a human being, not a disposable resource to be used up.

    Your CIO needs to show YOU that he's dedicated to having the best possible service available, and that he's willing to dedicate the resources to ensure it. If he wants 24-hour cell phone availability, he better be paying for the phone. If they're going to require you to use your own resources to perform your job, then they should at the VERY least reimburse you on a prorated schedule for the amount of time you spend using your net connection from home. Even if it's only a couple of bucks a month--hell, especially if it's only a couple of bucks a month.

    As it is, all he's showing you is that you're not worth a goddamn unless they can squeeze every last drop out of you that they possibly can.

  15. Reading between the lines by secolactico · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now our new CIO has elected to stop that benefit using the argument that we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers.

    What your new CIO is not telling you is that your department budget has been cut back and they are no longer able to pay for your broadband. If they won't let you itemize your broadband connection, ask if you can itemize dialup connection and phone costs for every call you have to make for business reasons.

    If you have to be on-call, then they should at least reimburse you for cell phone/pagers costs. I'm not sure about blackberries, tho.

    My company pays for my broadband and whenever I'm on-call, they pay for my cell phone costs and they provide the pagers. They also pay overtime for on-call related work, but my personal policy is, if I don't have to leave my house, I don't charge them. Also, they usually understand that if I stay up half the night soving a problem (from home or at the office), I'll probably be late for work in the morning and tend to look the other way.

    How is your company's overall situation? Are finances suffering? Read between the lines on what your boss told you and figure out wether it's safe to protest or you should simply start thinking about employment elsewhere.

    Disclaimer: IANAL, YMMV, caveat emptor, boni anima teuri amen, and all that.

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  16. Yeah. Right... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My fellow administrators and I used to have company provided ISDN lines in our homes so that we could respond quickly to issues after hours.

    *AHEM* Not that I'm saying your ISDN line wasn't a good tool to "respond quickly to issues after hours" but...

    In reality, your fellow administrators and your used to have a company-provided ISDN line in our home, pretending to need it to respond quickly to issues after hours, so you could get free internet in reality. Trouble is, your company wisened up to the fact that you shafted them, and decided that a a regular dial-up account, an automated phone call, SMS or Blackberry messages work just as well to "solve issues after hours".

    Been there, done that. The bubble is finished, get over it...

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  17. Safe Auto internet by secondsun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Essentially institute a "safe auto" contact policy. You have an answering machine on your home phone number that they can call when they need you. You have, as far as they are concerend, no cellphone, pager, blackberry, or non corporate internet. If they send you an email you will get it when you are at work. I can not think of a single profession where there is a similar situation. Do construction works have a BYOB policy (Bring your own Backhoe)? No then why should 24/7 IT guys (which is what your company wants) have a BYOB (Bring your own broadband) expectation?

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  18. Non-reimbursement is insulting and quasi-illegal by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I personally find non-reimbursement incredibly insulting, but let's not forget that the employer must be aware that these are deductible business expenses. At the very least, they should be willing to accept that they are getting the money back from your business expenses. There's nothing worse than an employer telling you to get certified or to fly to see client xyz but refusing to pay for the flight or training. I have had to contend with that on a number of occasions, and it's only with small companies. Any fortune .5k company will not only reimburse you, but force you to use the process. They don't want any audit screwing up their investors' opinions!

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  19. This could be OK by jdehnert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The broadband piece may be because most people don't just use it for work, but for their own use as well, and there is no reason work should pay for that.

    Having an on-call pager or cell phone is not an unreasonable way to go. I have used worked that out with my staffs in the past and it works pretty well. If you aren't on-call you never get the call because some manager HAS to use the printer right outside his/her cube, and not the one 10 feet further down the hall.

    Ride it out, but make it clear (if this is really the case) that you don't have room in your personal budget for high speed internet access, and that if you get the call it will take you X minutes to get into work.

    Personally I don't take work calls on my personal cell (sometimes my wife takes it, or my kids) so it's not a reliable way to contact me. I do have a company provided pager.

    YMMV

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  20. pagers, cell... by br00tus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If my company didn't buy me a pager or cell phone I wouldn't carry one. I once worked at a company that wanted my credit card number for the cell phone. I told them I didn't have a credit card, which was true. They got one for me anyhow.

    There is a collective struggle between workers and owners (and their proxies, bosses). This series of events shows the subjective weakening power of the workers side here. They want you to pay for the privilege of being a 24/7 on-call wage slave. There's not much you can do as an individual, although if your company gets worse than industry average you can split.

    What you can do is band together with other IT workers and educate and organize. You may remember recently there was a desire to retract the FLSA laws from even moe people. Most IT people legally have no right to overtime anyhow, despite the 19th century battles for an eight hour day. In fact, your time is now around-the-clock, and at your expense. Communicating and organizing with organizations like TechsUnite, the Programmers Guild, Washtech and whatnot will keep you appraised of these things. The ITAA, the IT owners lobbying group, has been lobbying in Washington DC for years, and was flooding newspapers with stories of IT labor shortages in the late 1990s. This has been a common industry tactic - industries used to flood newspapers with stories of labor shortages in the early 20th century, which newspapers like the Industrial Worker used to mock.

    The two big factors in the struggle are hours worked and pay per hour. Employers always are trying to expand hours worked, workers if they have any power are trying to reduce the number of required hours. In terms of pay per hour, the fight is over how much of the wealth you create, and workers create all the wealth, goes to you in wages, and what percentage goes to the owner in profit.

    Something people say is companies are getting tighter due to the economy, as if political economy was something completely alien from people like the weather. On the contrary, employers felt their expected rate of profit was falling in 2000 so they stopped capital spending, thereby creating unemployment, which drives down wages. They do this until their expected profit rate comes into their expectation range again.

  21. Which is it? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is the company in dire trouble now (that being the reason for the cutbacks), or are they going to be in dire trouble soon because of such cutbacks?

    It's almost certainly one or the other. If the company is hurting, an dthis is a part of across-the-board, temporary cost-cutting measures, they should say so, and you can decide how to react.

    Otherwise, there's a clueless twit loose, and s/he needs to be dealt with, or your group (if not the company) is dead, dead, dead unless something changes.

    As for the details in the meantime, I agree with the "Easy one" poster. It woiuld be one thing if you'd hired in under those terms. But just yanking them because the new guy has his own definition of reality? Maybe you should explain that a real CIO provides his people with the best tools for their job.

  22. Are IT guys just spoiled from the dotcom boom? by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plumbers, carpenters, mechanics, or pretty much any tradesman, are expected to have their own tools.

    Hell, McDonalds' employees pay for their uniforms.

    Is it really that unreasonable to expect computer professionals to have a computer and internet access?

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  23. Re:A little of this, a little of that by FFFish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Go figure. *shrug*" is exactly what's gone wrong in the workforce.

    Will you *shrug* your way to 60 hour work weeks, pay increases that don't keep up with the cost of living, purchasing your own software, paying for any equipment repairs?

    Will you *shrug* your way back into the conditions that made unionism necessary in the first place?

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  24. Happened to me by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Work paid for my cell phone for years.

    Then they decide to stop paying for cell phones. I bitch about it being a short sighted penny-wise pound-foolish policy. Said bitching falls on deaf ears and they cut funding anyways.

    Fine. My out of office message now specifies contacting my boss, not calling my cell phone. If work calls outside of my "free" hours timeslots, they pay for that portion of my monthly bill. If I use 300 minutes of the 500 plan minutes in a month, and 30 of those are for work use, then work pays for 1/10th of my bill.

    If its the weekend and work calls my cell phone I do not feel an urgent need to pick up. If they leave a voice mail I feel just fine not responding until I'm in the office on Monday.

    To put it short, if my employer feels that it is not important for them to be able to reach me when I am not in the building, then I'm going to act like it's not important for them to be able to reach me when I am not in the building.

    And you can take your team-player should-be-willing-to-pitch-in speech and stick it where the sun don't shine. You're taking advantage of an expensive resource that I'm paying for out of pocket, if you're not willing to help mitigate that cost then I'm not willing to let you use that resource.

    Saying that I should be willing to use my broadband, which incurs a usage fee, for work just because I already pay for it is like saying I should be willing to drive people around in my car just because I already pay for it.

    There's a law against forcing someone to use their private vehicle for work related tasks without compensating for fuel and wear and tear... I see no reason that same principle shouldn't apply to any resource.

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  25. Re:Easy one. = Easy way out the door by potus98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You don't work from home, you don't carry a pager, and you don't give them your cell phone number.

    Instead, your replacement will take care of all those pesky "issues" like decorating your cube and picking up your paycheck. If you really are an integral part of keeping a company running 24x7, then your salary probably already reflects it. Let's be honest: most folks have 1+Mb Internet connections and cell phones anyways. It's not like the co. is asking you to maintain a DS3 into your basement.

    It's easy to sound-off on /. posts, but you're facing a reality of today's business world. Try negotiating an in-between solution. Discuss with management that you recognize most folks have Internet connections and cell phones anyways. (Now, they'll recognize you live in the real world with them.) Then explain you are committed to the company, cite examples, etc... (Yea, basically kiss-up a little). Then explain that you'd like to expense a portion of your business-related expenses. If 50% of your cell calls are work related and a fourth of your Internet time is resolving work issues, then you'd like to expense those percentages of those bills. Explain how this arrangement would help you adjust your budget during this transition period that the co. is going through.

    After a while, you can push those numbers up a little since no-one will actually look at every in/out-bound number on your cell phone bill. ;-) And as for the so-called transition period, how many "temporary fixes" are still in place years later? ;-) Don't take any big stands on this issue. Don't bring it up in the weekly staff meeting. Let this negotiation occur quietly between you and whoever approves your expenses. It's the real world, population: us.

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  26. unionize by mr_burns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    CIO's wouldn't be able to pull this kind of shit if we were a union trade. We could demand better pay for having to subsidize company architcture or they would have to pay for it themselves. Otherwise we walk while the windows worm of the week burrows unopposed.

    If half the CIO's of the fortune 500 were giving evil eyes to your CIO because of a sympathy strike on your behalf, this would be an entirely different story. Such a CIO could be endangering their carreer if they turn the screws too tight on their staff.

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  27. BUT..... by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That was YOUR choice. You volunteered to do those things, and at a startup, it was recognized and appreciated. This guy's boss is just cheap. It's more of the same old mentality: Let's squeeze as much profit and productivity from these people as we can without spending any money on them. And if they balk, hint at layoffs.

    He may not have any choice, but his piece of mind will be greatly increased if he can find another job with reasonable superiors. The ones he has now are making unreasonable demands at his fiscal expense.

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    Life is hard, and the world is cruel
    1. Re:BUT..... by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That was YOUR choice.
      My choice -- yes. In as much as it's also my choice to either eat right and exercise or not. The latter, while still one of my choices, is obviously less healthy for me.

      As was the situation with my 'choice'. If I didn't 'choose' to apply myself the way I did, someone else would have. The very least would have me making significantly less money and someone else as manager -- and frankly, I like being 'the man'.

      "This guy", as you say, has choices to make too. Just let him make sure that choice is informed with full understanding of the concequences of either.
    2. Re:BUT..... by fetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, some companies want you to treat it like a family business when they want you to do something but then treat you like an employee when they want something.

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      ** The opinions expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of my employers - past, present, or future**
    3. Re:BUT..... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is a pretty strange conclusion you've come up with. The way I would look at this situation is that, if the company is in trouble and might have to force layoffs, then I need to get my ass out of that job and move to a company that knows how to run its business correctly. If providing the tools employees need to do their jobs is too expensive for a company (tools which cost a tiny fraction of the employees' salaries), they have a serious management problem.

      However, looking at the situation of the original poster, it seems like it's more of a case of them hiring a new hatchet-man than just simple financial troubles.

    4. Re:BUT..... by antarctican · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As was the situation with my 'choice'. If I didn't 'choose' to apply myself the way I did, someone else would have.

      But why is it a one or the other situation? I was in a position a few years ago where I bent over backwards to make myself available as well. I was known to respond to emails within minutes usually (yes, yes, no life..), and the reputation it gained me help me survive two layoff rounds. (finally got canned when I had personality conflicts with the new CEO, but that's a different story...)

      However, I insisted if they wanted me to do this they had to pay for my broadband and part of my cell bill. They saw it as a fair trade for the amount of productivity they received and the increased response time. We also had an agreement that if I had to come in at 3am, I got half a day off.

      This didn't stop my advancement, I received a promotion during my time there while others stayed in the same position, and received a raise during a year money was tight and most others received none. You can have your cake and eat it too, you just need enlightened management. I'd say this fellow's bosses are jerks, seeing employees as liabilities rather then assets/team members.

      Be firm, make sure they understand what you're contributing to the company. Keep fighting, go higher up the food chain if you have to to avoid brain dead managers. Hopefully someone with half a clue is running the company. Otherwise... get that old CV out, because no one deserves to be treated like that. You deserve to be compensated for your dedication, no be taken for granted.

  28. It's All My Fault by Diplo · · Score: 3, Funny

    A few years ago the company I worked for used to supply a few of us with ISDN lines (this was before cable/DSL was readily available) so we could work from home. They paid for the connection and footed the bill for rental and calls. At the time, though, ISDN was still metered by the minute in the UK and so you paid for the duration of your call - what's more, if you bonded the two channels into one 128Kb connection then you paid for each channel (ie. it was effectively two separate phone calls). Off peak this could be as much as 5p per minute per channel. In otherwords it wasn't cheap :)

    Well, all was fine until the sorry day when I downloaded the Unreal Tournament demo to try out. Suddenly I found that being one of the l337 few with a 'low ping' connection I was really good and so I bought the full game when it was released. Next thing I knew I joined a clan and was playing all the time. Then - you guessed it - the bills started arriving....

    You try explaining to your boss how you've managed to wrack up a bill for over 100 ($185) a month by 'working from home'. Not easy, especially when the server logs seem to indicate you'd never actually telneted to the server more than a couple of times to read your mail... Bah!

  29. Of course your boss "loves" you. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 5, Insightful
    She gets 24x7 support, and I get my freedom.

    Yup, you sure do.

    You get the "freedom" to come in on the 4th of July to work on someone else's server.

    You get the "freedom" to spend your money on work related Internet.

    You get the "freedom" to spend your money on work related cell phone minutes.

    And for what? To be treated like a professional? Wouldn't you rather be compensated like a professional?

    Where I work, we have what's called "leave days", and when we need to take leave, we do, it's why they give them to us. When we are sick, we take "sick days", we don't have to ask, that's what they give them to us for. If work requires us to be on a pager, they supply it, common sense says it's their responsibility.

    I'm very sure your boss "loves" you. But as for me, I don't own the company, I require compensation for my work. And, because I work for professionals, they treat me as a professional, without asking me to shell out a lot of cash for the privilege.

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Of course your boss "loves" you. by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but I agree with the original poster. The ability to work the schedule you want, and be relatively independant is far more valuable to me than the money & time lost using my own resources for work-related projects.

      I (to some extent) can do the same thing. If I've got everything accomplished that I need to do by 3pm, then I'll head off. No early meetings? I'll come in around 10:30 or 11am. To be sure, if there's an emergency, I'll stay late or come in on weekends to make sure the fire is out. The boss is happy that all of his special projects (as well as my regular work) are done on-time, or even ahead of schedule, and I'm happy that I can split early in the afternoon, beat the rush home and have a relaxing afternoon/evening.

      The compensation of not being a 9-5'er from monday through friday is exactly what I like. And that's easily worth the $80 or so a month I pay for cell phone and internet that I use for work as well as my own purposes.

      N.

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      "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
  30. Your options may depend on where you live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    IF you really want to make an issue of it, you may have options.

    For example, if you live in California, Calif. Labor Code Sec. 2802(a) states:

    An employer shall indemnify his or her employee for all necessary expenditures or losses incurred by the employee in direct consequence of the discharge of his or her duties, or of his or her obedience to the directions of the employer, even though unlawful, unless the employee, at the time of obeying the directions, believed them to be unlawful.

    Of course, if you don't want to make an issue of it now, just keep track of all your expenses, document why they are necessary, and when you leave the company sue them for the expenses during the statute of limitations period.

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    The preceding is intended for general informational purposes only and does not constitute any form or offer of representation. You should seek the advice of a compentent legal professional licensed in your jurisdiction prior to taking any action.

  31. Employee business expenses by kawika · · Score: 4, Informative

    IANAAccountant, but I do my own taxes and forget it.

    Employee business expenses have a 2% AGI floor on Schedule A. What that means is if your income is about $60K a year, you don't get to deduct ANY of those expenses until they are more than $1200. If you have $1500 in expenses you get to deduct $300. (If you make more than $140K it's even further limited.) Whoop de frickin do.

  32. I Agree With This by Rary · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...we should be dedicated staff who desire to be responsive and should do what it takes to make that happen. The rumor now is that we should also pay for blackberries, cell phones and pagers."

    Absolutely!

    At the company I run, not only are my employees dedicated enough that they're willing to go the extra mile to ensure availability in the off hours, but they do the same during workdays as well. They work in a cubicle that they rent, with a desktop PC that they purchase from the company (at a more than reasonable rate, due to the volume discount that we get and generously pass on to them), use office supplies that they provide, and even pitch in for their share of the electric bill.

    Some would call it "wage slavery". I call it "smart business".

    Of course, this is only theoretical, since I haven't actually hired anyone yet. In fact, no one has even sent me a resume. I'm sure it's because everyone's such loyal and dedicated employees that they just don't want to leave the companies they're already working for.

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    "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." -- Albert Einstein

  33. you pay == you can turn it off by Splork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if you pay for it then you have 100% freedom to turn it off at any time for any reason. that goes for bandwidth or wireless leashes, doesn't matter.

  34. The other side of the coin: imputed income by Safety+Cap · · Score: 3, Informative

    If the company provides you a benefit (company car, home broadband, computer, blackberry) that you can use for personal use, they are supposed to report that personal use ($/%) to the IRS as imputed income, which Uncle Sugar uses to soak you on 4/15.

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    Yeah, right.
  35. Even big companies cutting back by x-caiver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I, and many others, used to have our cellular phone bills paid completely. Then, oh maybe a year ago, the rule was changed so only a set amount of our bill was paid. Recently it has been changed so that we have to pay our entire bill on our own.

    Did I complain at first? Sure, going from paying $0 to paying $80 every month was lame, but I stopped complaining pretty quick when I thought about it rationally. The proportion of minutes that people spent doing work verse the minutes people spent using the phone for personal use definitely showed most people were just using their phone on their own (or minutes were going unused). We also get the corporate rate on our plans, which is cool and adds up fast. I'm sure there are some people that use it solely for work, and I'm sure that the company will work with them appropriately, but for the general employee that isn't the case.

    Back when my cell phone was bought & paid for by the company I had no problem with my number being listed in the directory - it wasn't really "my private phone", it was "the company's phone that I could use". I also expected other people to have their cell number in the directory, and when I needed to reach them after hours & it wasn't there I bitched at them.
    Now that it is "my phone" and "my phone plan", you know what? It is my personal number and does not need to be listed. The people that need to be able to reach me know how to reach me. Random people that 'think' they need to call me after work... can send me email or leave voice mail on my office line. I don't expect everyone else to have their numbers in the directory anymore either.
    That does kinda suck though, when we really need to get ahold of someone but can't...

    Is it a cut to my benefits? Sure.
    Does it suck that I have to pay for something I didn't used to? Sure.
    Does it make sense that if I use my phone for personal use -way- more than business use, that I should be responsible? Sure.
    Do I understand how this affects the corporate bottom line? Yep, I'm glad we're doing this too. The less expenses we pay the more money we have for other things (or the more money the company keeps, which plays in to stock prices, budgets, blah blah blah)

  36. CIO chiming in by kanjiliono · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think there are two sides to this. The CIO is getting pressure from the CFO/CEO to reduce overhead yet maintain the services that the organization has grown accustom to- Do more with less. The CIO is in the middle and unfortunately, isn't creative enough to develop his internal soluion without shafting his employees nor articulate enough to elicit the resources from the CFO/CEO to support such programs. At some point, management, including the CIO, needs to realize that you are only paid for 40 hours, so anything above and beyond that requires appropriate compensation or benefits - leave early, come in late, comp time, team building, etc. Most importantly, the CIO should not ask his employees to do anything that he isn't willing to do himself. Yes, the duties of my IS department are the responsibiltiy of my team - I take call too.