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It's Just the 'internet' Now?
This morning Wired News announced that 'web', 'net', and 'internet' will no longer be capitalized in their stories. Is this the next logical step after ditching 'e-mail' in favor of 'email' , or should the global computer network still be treated with a proper name? For more discussion, see Wikipedia, The Chicago Manual, and an article profiling Joseph Turow's de-capitalization efforts.
... we should decapitalize "Google".
And this is News? err sorry. news
"it's all ordinary now"
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
the intarweb should still be treated with teh proper name
An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
What the f*ck is the internet?
Fire in the sky
wired is stealing my thunder. i started this trend when my shift key broke. curse you wired.
damn shift key, i can't use the exclamation point to emphasize my rage.
www.google.com
Al Gore invented the "Internet" so shouldn't we ask his permission before we change any names?
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Reference: http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,18655,0
Hopefully we can drop /. now and instead hold down the SHIFT and all surf over to ?>
John.
it's going to evolve again eventually, because only the coolest net users control the vernacular:
...the list goes on. use your imagination!
intarweb: what we now know as the internet
intarchat: instant messaging or IRC
intarmail: e-mail
intarcash: any paypal-like system
"Stuff that matters", folks!
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
lowercase makes one handed typing easier
sulli
RTFJ.
at least the names are staying the same. there are places in the world... well ok france,..where they have renamed words in an attempt to stop encroachment of english into their language. like referring to email as 'courrier electronique'. my own lack of capitalization today is a tribute to ee cummings however.
All of it (email, web, IM) has been "the intarweb" to most non-techie folks for some time.
Americans have always been particularly atrocious at picking correct case. Maybe it should be iNteRnEt. I suppose, we should just make everything uppercase and be done with it. It would save 26 characters out of the ASCII set we could use for emoticons!
nobody even bothers with capitalizaton on the net. even when starting new setences. down with capitals down with accents and down with puncutation!!!!shit11111
*shudders*
Okay, maybe it's not that bad, but it's about time Internet became internet.
Based on observed trends, it seems to be a good move. As a manager, I rely on my team to give me direction on technological improvements. Decapitalization of key words is consistent with the observed behaviors 'in the wild'. For example, I recently received the following emails that suggest Wired's decision is accurate:
'im working on something alredy, so go stuff yourself and get back to browsing the internet'
'Hey ass, next time you can't get to your stupid Sims board, check whether your network cable is even plugged in before telling everyone that "the internet is down"'
'Jeesus, Ben, stop sending me that gd Bonzai Buddy trash! I don't care if it's cute, that little bastard screwed up my internet settings! I lost a weeks worth of work!'
If my team uses that type of capitalization, then I know it's just a matter of time before it catches on.
Regards,
PHB
The internet will continue to be a victim of capitalism.
The AP Stylebook says that Internet should be capitalized and it's still e-mail instead of email and they still make use of 3 character state codes instead of the newer 2 character postal ones. That book is the gold standard and anyone publishing should be following it.
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It looks like it's about time for me to revive my early 90's plan of rebranding the word "internet".
I propose that, in honor of Doctor Norbert Wiener, inventer of the term 'cybernetics', and the 'cyber-' prefix in larger use, we should refer to the internet as 'Wienerspace' from now on.
Try it!
'I logged onto the Wienerspace last night, and looked at my favorite web sites!'
I'll be happy when people quit talking about MAC users.
mbbac
Okay, so now that 'internet' is not capitalized, can we work on educating people to stop asking 'what version of the internet are you using?'
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I see the internet as the aliens' way of communicating with me when I'm wearing my tinfoil hat, like personal ads or the timing of traffic lights. Hence I don't capitalize the internet.
Apple is now required to capitalize the first letter of iPod, iMac, and iBook.
Actually, if you're just trying to be Wired (which means being relentlessly hip to try to avoid losing their self-assumed position as authority on Internet culture), there's a fair number of predictable "next moves":
Internet becomes "iNet". This is to fit with Apple's product naming scheme, which is cool, and therefore something that Wired is terribly concerned about associating itself with.
"I see" becomes "i c". Wired constantly promotes the claim that the Internet (oops, sorry -- "internet") is going to completely drive our lives and our culture, and currently most authorship is done via chat. What better way to argue their point than to let themselves be completely swayed by typos and shortcuts from chat?
Micropayments are "hip", so Wired stops selling "subscriptions" and starts selling "micropayments in twelve chunk block minimums".
"Internet time", or "beats" (a desperate attempt by Swatch, who has put every useful gadget and more onto a watch, to produce new required features to drive watch sales) will be adopted by Wired. I'm not sure that "beats" are hip or not, but they're certainly stupid and Internet culture-oriented, so Wired should love them. They can say "It took me @45 to write this article".
Wired will no longer refer to themselves as a "magazine". "Magazines" are pre-Internet culture, and "'zine" is only marginally more "hip". No, tablet computers are "hip", and so Wired will sell "paper tablets".
Speaking of "'zine", almost any word can be made more hip by chopping some prefix off and replacing the prefix with an apostrophe. We know this because a couple of sci fi authors have done this. Therefore, I won't "Download and read Wired on the Internet by 4:00 PM". Instead, I'll "'nload 'n rez wired on the internet by @3452". Where would we be without Wired for entertainment?
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This sig no verb.
"IANAET"? I Am Not An Extra Terrestrial?
Lalala
Yeah, sure. You try telling that to MY (i|I)nternet connection when I have to console it every time somebody calls it a fat pipe.
Capital Punishment?
Chili Palmer: "E.g." means "for example". What I think you want to use is "i.e.".
Ray "Bones" Barboni: Bullshit! That's short for "ergo".
Chili Palmer: Ask your man.
Bodyguard: To the best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example".
Ray "Bones" Barboni: E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: When I say "jump", you say "OK", okay?
Otherwise, (I enjoy having fresh earth between my fingers) it may not be
Unless you're Atlas, and are actually holding Earth between your fingers.
Um, you insensitive clod.
They were going to decapitalise 'Microsoft', but in the end capitalism was just too much a part of their image.
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped. Calvin Coolidge