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Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult

lupa1420 writes "Insensitive computer programmers with little knowledge of geography have cost the giant Microsoft company hundreds of millions of dollars in lost business and led hapless company employees to be arrested by offended governments."

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  1. The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't get it.

    1. Re:The whole idea is crazy by MrRTFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MOD PARENT UP - this first post is actually insightful for a change.

      Come on - a US product is getting flamed for not knowing every fucking quirk of all other countries religeons, customs, languages, etc... I dont love MS by any stretch, but this is ridiculous - if you dont like it, dont fucking buy it.

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    2. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on - a US product is getting flamed for not knowing every fucking quirk of all other countries religeons, customs, languages, etc... I dont love MS by any stretch, but this is ridiculous - if you dont like it, dont fucking buy it.

      And people didn't fucking buy it and so Microsoft fucking changed their fucking code so that the fucking people would fucking again buy the fucking product.

    3. Re:The whole idea is crazy by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Their being in the US has nothing to do with mistakes in their software that has been localized for various regions across the planet.

    4. Re:The whole idea is crazy by iamacat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which would be absolutely fine, if the countries in question didn't arrest Microsoft employees or ban their citizens from buying the software even if they wanted to.

      And above all, if Microsoft didn't decide that not putting a country on the map is just a business decision. If the didn't bend over, perhaps the bully countries in question would give in and use Windows anyway - pirated copies at least - to be able to benefit from business software, CAD, games and other nice products of the civilized world. Use your monopoly for a good cause for a change!

    5. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Qamelian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you don't intend to design for the quirks, languages, etc. of other countries, then don't market your product there. I think the UK would be pretty upset if a US auto manufacturer marketed a car over there that wouldn't drive on the left side of the road! And McDonald's would have serious issues with folks in India if they started selling hamburgers instead of vegetarian burgers they sell there now.

      By not taking into account the differences between countries, Microsoft is sending a very broad message that they really don't know their market - something any first year business student can tell you is just plain dumb.

    6. Re:The whole idea is crazy by cHALiTO · · Score: 3, Informative

      bully?

      It's their country, and their laws. If you want to do business in THEIR country, respect their values and their laws. Otherwise, just don't go there.

      'Civilized world'? where the hell do you come from, the XVth century or something?

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    7. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another bad analogy. A car that's not road-worthy isn't the same as these errors. It's more like a US auto manufacturer making a car in the UK and using an American spelling instead of a UK spelling on one of the gauges. BFD. People need to lighten the fuck up and get over it.

    8. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Sique · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are some things you just don't do. You don't try to sell a product called "Mist Stick" in Germany (because this sounds like Miststueck = piece of junk). You shouldn't try to call a car 'Pajero' in Spain (because pajero means something like wanker). You shouldn't try to market a map of Israel in Israel with the U.N. demarkation lines put in and call the Westbank, East Jerusalem and Gazah "Palestina".

      Basicly some of those mistakes are unavoidable if you are taking a single product and derive localized versions of it. Call them 'social bugs'. It happens, and you should fix them and get over it. It gets really nasty when you are informed beforehand about some blunders and still don't change your product though.

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    9. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Madcapjack · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I agree with you. However, half of the disputes with Microsoft were over nationalist sensitivities (not cultural sensitivity)- not recognizing a Kurdistan is important to the Turkish government, and Turkey has a number of policies to the effect, even going so far (I believe) to ban the Kurdish language. Pakistan and India fighting over that land- if India were not a bigger market than Pakistan then Microsoft would have bent to the Pakistani side of the dispute-

      None of us like companies to become political agents in the world- but just doing business in certain parts of the world makes political statements- even if self-serving ones.

    10. Re:The whole idea is crazy by malkavian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean just like the US and it's DMCA laws have never had anyone from another country arrested for their company doing business inside the US?
      *Cough* Sklyarov *Cough*
      Perhaps if the Eastern bloc just held to it's ideals, the US would just capitulate, and let people pirate the software they wanted in the first place, to be able to benefit from all the extra freedoms that the software allowed (i.e. backups and such things allowed in the civilized world).

      Do I think that this arresting of people is a good idea? Jeez, no. I'm sympathetic with MS on this one. However, I've worked with a few companies with international dealings. And there were representatives hired in each country that had to vet the software we produced and try to catch all the larger 'gotchas' that would land us in trouble.
      One would think that MS with it's huge coffers could afford to hire such people. Looks like they're starting to, which is a good thing.
      Being multinational is always a pain. There's always so much more to consider, which means you have to.
      But I still disagree with arresting of individuals. That's just silly.

    11. Re:The whole idea is crazy by antiMStroll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Keep that thought fresh when a European developer releases a game about flying planes into New York buildings.

    12. Re:The whole idea is crazy by canb · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just a quick correction. Although much of what you say is true, kurdish is not a forbidden language in turkey. There are kurdish concerts, tv shows (albeit currently limited to the state tv), music albums etc.. What the turkish government is trying to prevent by denying an existence of a kurdistani state (when in fact, currently there is no such country), is to avoid having a (perhaps understandably) hostile neighboring kurdish state bent on acquiring currently turkish soils.

    13. Re:The whole idea is crazy by nursedave · · Score: 2, Informative

      McDonalds *does* sell hamburgers in India. I've eaten meat and beef there on many occasions. Don't color the whole country with Brahman wackiness. ;)

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    14. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Timex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I recall, M$ made a big deal about being among the first to remove the Twin Towers from their flight simulator after 9/11.

      If they can be that sensitive about the feelings of Americans (quick buck), they should be just as sensitive of the political and social feelings of other nations (quick buck).

      M$ wouldn't DREAM of pushing a game with Nazis in it in Germany, would they? Of course not. The same rules apply here.

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    15. Re:The whole idea is crazy by ChrisGuest · · Score: 5, Funny

      A few years ago I met a seemingly worldly American in Australia (while the country was engaged in constitutional debate over getting rid of a foreign monarchy). He eanestly asked me, "Do you think Democracy would work here?"

    16. Re:The whole idea is crazy by HalfFlat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you think it would work in the US?

  2. Specific Ocean? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean

    Oh, cry me a river--like the Pacific Ocean is some big, important thing. I mean, you need to drive all the way to Sweden just to see it!

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    1. Re:Specific Ocean? by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a Canadian, I've talked to many folks from the states over the Internet and trying to describe to them where I live is sometimes very difficult. One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about, and these are people who live in the USA!

    2. Re:Specific Ocean? by parkrrrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you told them you live 80 miles north of a 200-mile-long north-south line, and you think they're confused?

      I'm guessing you must live somewhere near Regina, but it's not entirely clear from your description.

    3. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm from Ohio, and when I've gone traveling to Europe, I've had to say "yeah, that's right... near Chicago" but a lot of people only knew where Florida or NYC or California were anyway. And others didn't even know where those were. (Whereas I can diagram on a map the Canadian provinces, many Canadian cities, European countries and cities, and various countries around the world. I'm special like that I guess.)

      So while that's not as extreme as not knowing where the Pacific Ocean is... Americans aren't the only geographically-challenged people out there.

    4. Re:Specific Ocean? by musikit · · Score: 2, Funny

      thats because you don't have WMD. once we need to invade your country everyone in the US and their cousin in Iraq will know the location of your oil deposits.

    5. Re:Specific Ocean? by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 2, Funny
      As a Canadian, I've talked to many folks from the states over the Internet and trying to describe to them where I live is sometimes very difficult. One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about, and these are people who live in the USA!

      Maybe if you referred to some place in America we'd understand. :)

      Seriously, though, I have a friend who was moving from Wisconsin to Florida about 15 years ago. He got pulled over in Alabama by a state trooper for doing 70 in a 55. The trooper saw Wisconsin on his license plate and drivers license and then asked for his passport.

      He did manage to get out of the ticket. I suppose the trooper didn't want that to get back to the station.
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    6. Re:Specific Ocean? by BrianRoach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So while that's not as extreme as not knowing where the Pacific Ocean is... Americans aren't the only geographically-challenged people out there.

      There's only two oceans that lap up against US shores ... you'd think, perhaps, the names wouldn't be alien to the average US citizen.

      Beyond that ... I'm also from Ohio. I wouldn't expect anyone outside the US to know where it is :)

      Most Euro countries aren't 3000 x 1500 miles in size, made up of 48 separate states. Can you point out something other than London on a map of England? It's only the size of VA.

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    7. Re:Specific Ocean? by benzapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many people in Europe also conceptually know that where these cities/states are (NYC is in the east, Chicago is in the middle, San Francisco is in the west), but they have no idea the distances involved.

      Most people in France for instance, probably have no idea their country is only slightly larger than Texas, or that Alaska alone is larger than most of Western Europe.

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    8. Re:Specific Ocean? by mwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Robert Benchley wrote an essay which includes a list of handy phrases for Europeans visiting the U.S. One of them has someone newly arrived in NYC getting into a cab and asking to be driven to a hotel in Chicago.

      "So, this is America? That is too bad, I wanted Brazil."

    9. Re:Specific Ocean? by fscmj · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had similar experiences in South Africa. I would tell people that I was from Alaska and almost no one knew is was part of the US. Most thought is was part of Canada, some thought it was a country by itself, and a few thought it was an island in the pacific next to Hawaii (cuz that's where it is on all those maps of the US they see).

    10. Re:Specific Ocean? by finchman · · Score: 3, Informative

      3 Oceans. Alaska and the Arctic Ocean.

    11. Re:Specific Ocean? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When my ex was going to college she was a teacher's assistant for an art class. As a TA she sometimes reviewed papers for the professor before he did the final grading.

      Many of the students had written a paper on a local work of art called US and THEM. the work of art was basically a flat map of the world with the United States in white with US written on it (get it, US = U.S.? nevermind) and the rest of the world in red with "THEM" written on it. She called me over to look at the papers because she couldn't believe what she was reading. No less than three of the students (four year university, not a junior college) had commented on the fact that Alaska had US written on it and wondered why the artist had chosen to do that.

      It was a dark day for my view of my fellow citizens.

      TW

    12. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You kind of have to go visit there to really understand the distances, no matter where it's at. I understand how big Alaska is, but if I pointed at Juneau (sp?) and Nome on a map, I wouldn't know how long it'd take to go from one city to another.

      But I've been to France and know that Paris to Lyon is a 6 hour drive, 2 hrs on the TGV. It's 7 hours from Columbus to Toronto, so it's easy enough to compare that way.

    13. Re:Specific Ocean? by vida · · Score: 5, Funny

      A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

      The survey was a huge failure...

      In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant

      In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

      In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant

      In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

      In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

      In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

      And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

    14. Re:Specific Ocean? by BrianRoach · · Score: 5, Insightful


      No ... it means that a foreign citizen that can point out geographic points in a country 4000 miles away and 50 times the size of the one they live in is slighly more enlightened that the dolt who can't tell you what ocean laps up against the shore of the one he lives in.

      Beyond that, what incentive would someone in Germany have to know where Ohio is? Being from Ohio, I can state with some authority that there is little, if any.

      Unless you have a specific reason for knowing ... basic world geography is probably all you can be expected to know. The world is a big place. I can point out most large Euro nations on a map, and probably know the capitals (and generally where they are). THe only knowledge I have beyond that is from travelling.

      But I sure as hell know where all 50 states are, and the major bodies of water in my own country.

      - Roach

    15. Re:Specific Ocean? by micromoog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually having WMD is not a prerequisite for U.S. invasion.

    16. Re:Specific Ocean? by LetterJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be so sure. I live in Minnesota and have been asked by other Americans whether I needed a green card to work in the US, what with being from Canada and all.

    17. Re:Specific Ocean? by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me and my friends about a year ago decided to come up w/ a single basic screening question to decide if a girl we met was halfway intelligent. We debated on what the one question should be, and finally decided on one: "Where is Kansas?" Where we would mark a point in the air for california and new york and then have them point to where kansas should be. You wouldnt believe where some girls pointed. Some thought it was somewhere around virgina, others in canada, one even pointed to some place out in the middle of the atlantic. And we weren't nitpicking either, you passed if you just pointed to somewhere approximately in the middle. The pass rate for a typical drunk girl was somewhere around 20%. We were astounded. We thought it would be something like 70%. So after seeing those dissapointing results, we did what any guy would do... and lowered our standards.

    18. Re:Specific Ocean? by strAtEdgE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow... are you kidding or was this a serious post? I mean obviously if someone says they live 80 miles north of something, it means you measure from the northern most tip.

      If you weren't american, I'd be certain you were being sarcastic.

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    19. Re:Specific Ocean? by Spock+the+Vulcan · · Score: 2, Funny
      What about the Dhahran province in India? Here's a hint.. basmati is grown there. No?

      No. There is no Dhahran province in India.

      I don't know if that reinforces or rebuts your point. I'm just pointing out a matter of fact. Maybe you meant Dehradun, but that's a city, not a province.

    20. Re:Specific Ocean? by fader · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not even going to contemplate where they think Alaska is located.

      Duh... it's a few hundred miles southwest of California, right next to Hawaii. (There's a thick black protective barrier of some kind around them, I think after Pearl Harbor was bombed in the 1700s.) Don't you look at maps?

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    21. Re:Specific Ocean? by k98sven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most Euro countries aren't 3000 x 1500 miles in size, made up of 48 separate states. Can you point out something other than London on a map of England? It's only the size of VA.

      Even taking size into account, most americans have very poor skills. Russia is huge. Most Americans still can't point out where Moscow is, much less Saint Petersburg.
      (And I'd be very impressed if they could find Volgograd, Novosibirsk or Vladivostok)

      Size isn't a good metric. Montana is big, but only has around what, a million people?

      Being an American with good geography skills, living in Europe, I can tell you that IMHO, more Europeans can find Ohio (or at least give its general area) than Americans can find, say, Yorkshire or Bavaria. (and they both have far greater populations than Montana)

    22. Re:Specific Ocean? by switcha · · Score: 4, Funny
      Where we would mark a point in the air for california and new york and then have them point to where kansas should be. You wouldnt believe where some girls pointed.

      So you've got your hands held up in front of you to illustrate geographical locations. Maybe they were trying to poke you in the eye for being such a weirdo.

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    23. Re:Specific Ocean? by bigman2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This kind of 'study' and the statistic about the Pacific Ocean are just bullshit.

      There is no way possible that only 20% of the teenage population in America could identify the United States on a standard globe.

      Now, possibly if this globe only had latitude/longitude lines, and no geo/political markings (such as continents, countries, oceans) etc. I could believe it.

      We have all stared at maps. We all watch TV where the outline of the country is shown on the news. We know what the outline of the country looks like. Florida is that little thingy on the bottom, and Maine is the one way up on top.

      We know what the North/South American landmass looks like...okay, yes, South America and Africa could be mistaken for each other - but North America doesn't look much like Eurasia.

      I could possibly, somehow, believe that 20% of the teenagers could NOT find the United States. And I would assume that retards would make up about 1/2 of that number.

      Take me to a highschool in the most backwoods, or crack infested neighborhood. At least 50% of those kids have some sort of brain and kind and could find the United States. Then go to a fairly decent high school, and you are talking about at least 95% (the other 5% being the aforementioned retards).

      Yes, there are morons like Jessica Simpson (god I'd like to bone her) running around who don't know fish from poultry. But that is not 80% of the population.

      Shit...if nothing else, about 20% of the teenagers are immigrants...and therefore by world standards, they must be educated enough to pick out our country on a globe.

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    24. Re:Specific Ocean? by fasura · · Score: 2, Insightful

      who really gives a fuck where kansas is? Unless of course you live there.

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    25. Re:Specific Ocean? by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why do people keep bringing up this misleading survey? Actually the survey isn't misleading, Just NetGeo's doom and gloom donation-seeking summary. Let me do a tiny bit to set the record straight.

      Yes, American school kids are largely ignorant of geography. But the survey also points out the gross ignorance of students in other nations. Reporters and pundits tend to forget this in their zeal to portray the US as a bunch of nincompoops. It is a good thing that this geographical ignorance in the US is highlighted, because it means that we can now move to correct the problem. But it does not imply that other nations are let off the hook!

      This was a survey done by a US organization for a US audience. Then the US media reported about are dumb kids. Then the non-US media came along and quoted the US media, and suddenly the whole world is awed at the stupidity of US schoolchildren.

      But if you look at the actual results, or merely read a bit further down in the summary, you'll find a slightly different story. That's what's not being reported: the US is not alone in its geographical ignorance!

      Some choice quotes: "Others outside the U.S., most notably young adults in Mexico, also struggled with basic geography facts. Young people in Canada and Great Britain fared almost as poorly as those in the U.S.".

      Or how about, "Young adults worldwide are not markedly more literate about geography than the Americans. On average, fewer than 25% of young people worldwide could locate Israel on the map. Only about 20% could identify hotspots like Afghanistan, Iran, and Iraq", and "In France, 24% did not know that that their own country was a nuclear nation."

      It doesn't bother me that the world is picking the US for getting a "D" in geography. What bothers me is that the world thinks getting a "C-" in the same class is a resounding success!

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    26. Re:Specific Ocean? by jamarsa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, given that the average US citizen is wealthier than average citizens on whatever other countries, you should expect better education too, shouldn't you?

    27. Re:Specific Ocean? by dago · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We all watch TV where the outline of the country is shown on the news."

      Maybe the TV is the problem.

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  3. Insular US by Threni · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been to the States and seen some of the news and current affairs programs and seriously, it's like they're aimed at 12 year olds or something. This story doesn't suprise me at all!

    1. Re:Insular US by Celt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      American news still reminds me of Starship Troopers, "Would you like to know more?"

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    2. Re:Insular US by Scoria · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.

      And because it has been widely speculated that they are more responsive to advertising than any other demographic, the networks are probably catering to them.

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    3. Re:Insular US by N3Z · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many news sources are targeted at an 8'th grade reading/comprehension level, so 14 year olds would be more accurate.

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    4. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.

      Yes and one of them is your President!

    5. Re:Insular US by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes and one of them is your President!

      "To the C students, I say, 'You too can be president of the United States.'" - George W. Bush, 2001

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    6. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of my friends commented on Americans who have lived many years in Europe:"Have you noticed how they have changed? When you hear them talking to other Americans who haven't lived here, and then to us, it's like they are switching back and forth. Like talking to children and then again talking to other adults. It's strange."

    7. Re:Insular US by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States.

      Last night, on The News Hour on PBS, they had two women discussing charter schools vs. public schools in the US. Students at both types of schools scored less than 30% of students being competent at math and reading, so I really couldn't figure out the purpose of their debate at all (i.e., schools basically suck, please please let them stop buying craploads of computers and stadiums and start making "teacher" a real profession, again).

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    8. Re:Insular US by BJH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3 % isn't too far off from 10 %.

      Yeah, it's not too far off from 10% if you ignore the fact that 10% is actually more than three times larger than 3%. That has to be one of the stupidest comments I have ever seen here.

    9. Re:Insular US by Oligonicella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm, those figures would include infants, small children, and the functionally blind (some) as well. A bit of straw inside that scarecrow.

      According to Newsweek (4/16/01) the UN pegs the figure at 97% for the U.S. population over 15 years of age.

      Bad (~7.5M), but not nearly as bad as your example. And, it still includes some that aren't so by education.

    10. Re:Insular US by eyeball · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.

      What's staggering is that based on UN research, the figure is actually much lower than 10% in the US, between 1 and 5% depending on which study you look at. That's below the world average of 16%, which might be brought down by other regions like the mid-east, where men are around 25% illiterate, and women 50%. It's also worth noting that the world-wide illiteracy rate of 16% is dropping dramatically from 44% when the UN first began collecting the data in 1950.

      Of course I'd prefer looking at quality over quantity, but I doubt there are statistics for that.

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  4. not exclusive by Glog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That problem is not exclusive to Microsoft employees. It's not like MS specifically hires programmers who have no clue where the Pacific Ocean is. I mean, that's a pretty big ocean - it's kind of hard to miss it unless you've never ever in your life looked at a map. But I am digressing - let the Microsoft bashing begin!!

    1. Re:not exclusive by slackerboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not like MS specifically hires programmers who have no clue where the Pacific Ocean is.

      I hope not. Especially since Seattle is essentially on the Pacific Ocean.!

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  5. ob simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Marge, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there."

    1. Re:ob simpsons by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny

      Another Quote:

      Homer: (Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay) Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

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    2. Re:ob simpsons by aslate · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about a futurama one?

      Leela: "The United States is part of the world"
      Fry: "Man, i have been gone a long time!"

  6. Que? by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:
    Perhaps the best known...was a colour-coded world map showing time zones, which showed the disputed Jammu-Kashmir region as not being in India...The mistake led to the whole of the Windows 95 operating system being banned in the country, losing large sales. For its replacement, Microsoft, Office 97, Microsoft removed the colour coding and sold 100,000 copies in India.

    Office 97 replaced Windows 95? Yikes.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:Que? by jav1231 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So would an Iranian version of Windows have the U.S. labelled as "The Great Satan?" This could actually get very funny. They could market regional versions even here in the U.S. Like label California as "The People's Republic of California" and market it to everyone who doesn't live in New York or California. Label Massachusetts as "Where the Kennedy's come from" for public school children. This could actually be fun.

    2. Re:Que? by ClippyHater · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure, make fun that you can't replace Windows 95 with a version of office.

      But you Unix types wouldn't bat an eye if the text read "...replacing Windows 95 with emacs!"

  7. Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they're failure to keep up with global geopolitical madness.

    1. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right. I'm all for any reasonable and vicious mockery of the failures of the US educational (lack of a) system, but the violations detailed in the (uncharacteristically poorly written) Guardian article are really of a different sort. I mean, my Spanish is fluent, and I had no idea that hembra means bitch in Nicaragua.

      Also, one of the major errors - the inclusion of a chant of verses from the Koran in Kakuto Chojin - was made by Japanese developers.

      The article illustrates the value, more than anything, of hiring consultants for each and every country into which you intend to market a product.

    2. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by JaffaKREE · · Score: 2

      I don't think most IT folks follow Pakistani-Indian relations closely, unless their jobs are going there.

    3. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Also, one of the major errors - the inclusion of a chant of verses from the Koran in Kakuto Chojin - was made by Japanese developers.

      On the other hand, this instance wasn't one of ignorance entirely. From the article:

      One mistake that caused catastrophic offence was a game called Kakuto Chojin, a hand to hand fighting game. The fighting went on with rhythmic chanting in the background which in reviewing the game Mr Edwards noticed appeared to be Arabic.

      "I checked with an Arabic speaker in the company who was also a Muslim about what the chant meant and it was from the Koran. He went ballistic. It was an incredible insult to Islam." He asked for the game to be withdrawn but it was issued against his advice in the United States in the belief that it would not be noticed.

      Ignorance would be preferable. The "It's okay if we do something really inappropriate because nobody will notice" attitude rather emphasizes the (usually unfair) perception that those loutish Americans don't have any respect for other cultures or religions. The Japanese developers were just sloppy for failing to check out their source material. The Americans were warned that the use of the chants would be highly offensive.
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  8. Lame article by jandrese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of the examples listed were problems that cropped up due to political reasons, not due to a lack of geography knowledge. No matter how you draw a map, where you place Kashmir is going to offend someone. The West Bank and the Gaza Strip are going to be contenious no matter where you place them. Microsoft did the only reasonable thing, they drew the maps to the favor of the richer countries (the ones that buy their software). Sorry Pakistan, no disputed territories for you.

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    1. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kashmir Smashmir..., who cares what Indians have to say, next time I drive past Indianapolis, I'll thumb my nose at them......

    2. Re:Lame article by Jonboy+X · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry Pakistan, no disputed territories for you.

      Yeah, who cares about little piss-ant countries like Pakistan. Call me back when they have nukes...

      *RRRINNNGGGG*

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    3. Re:Lame article by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how much should a person know about every single area of the globe to be considered "knowledgable about geography"? I'm betting there are only a handful of people in the world who can live up to this standard (knowing which area is still pissed about something that happened 100 years ago, etc...). I mean Africa alone is going to be a real mess with all of the disputed lands and warring tribes. I think this is why people make such a big deal about "officially recognising a country", since that means the mapmakers can draw the lines around it without drawing too much heat (unlike Microsoft apparently).

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    4. Re:Lame article by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft did the only reasonable thing, they drew the maps to the favor of the richer countries (the ones that buy their software).

      No, the reasonable thing to do would have been to develop different versions of the software for each country where it is sold, so that in Windows India Edition the Kashmir region is displayed as part of India, while in Windows Pakistan Edition the Kashmir region is displayed as part of Pakistan.

      Microsoft appears to be trying to sell Windows as a global product, but there is no globally-accepted geography that can be used in it. Some degree of localization is necessary.

    5. Re:Lame article by David_W · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, the reasonable thing to do would have been to develop different versions of the software for each country where it is sold...
      Microsoft appears to be trying to sell Windows as a global product...

      Actually, I'm glad they are trying to make it a global product. One thing that annoys me about earlier Windows versions (and the programs written for them) is that they are tailored to regional versions. An example: There were (and may still be) Japanese versions of Windows. I speak and read a bit of Japanese, so I occasionaly play around with applications written for the Japanese versions of the OS. The problem of course being that all the text is trashed, since it's expecting the OS to be (most likely) in Shift-JIS. Newer software uses Unicode, so it just works. So I don't think the answer is different versions, just better attempts at proper customization when you choose a region in Control Panel.

    6. Re:Lame article by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you are also saying then that Suse, Redhat, Mandrake, etc also should be held to that stiff standard? So in your world would there also be a KKK version that says "South" and "Damn Yankee's"? I guess it also really needs to be done at a town level, since there are innumerable individuals towns that have border disputes. Even that is tricky, I guess that we need to make a different version for every single person in the world since in the same town there's going to be disputes between people. Boy I'd hate to be the package maintainer for the 6 million people of the world, constantly polling all of them and updating all the packages nightly.

  9. Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article, it seems that Microsoft programmers have gotten in trouble because... wait for it... THEY READ A MAP. That's right, THEY READ A MAP. The results of their map reading have lead them into several political situations that there was little possibility of them being aware of. (Talk to the ***holes who make this stuff illegal and ARREST foreigners for READING A MAP.)

    Americans may have a poor understanding of Geography, but I don't really see that being an issue in this case. All Microsoft could have done is more thoroughly research the area.

    1. Re:Oh come on by Durandal64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No shit. Talk about a bunch of thin-skinned pussy governments. "OMG! J00 SAID TAIWAN WAS A COUNTRY!! DIEEEEE!!!" How exactly is geography going to help programmers become acquainted with all the obscure and senseless laws in existence around the world?

    2. Re:Oh come on by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      The results of their map reading have lead them into several political situations that there was little possibility of them being aware of.

      Exactly. The article even makes the point, Microsoft was forced to choose between offending Kurds and offending Turks. There was literally no way to satisfy both groups. So MS simply made the call, we have more Turkish customers than Kurdish, so we'll make the change the way they want it. Democracy in action.

    3. Re:Oh come on by CTachyon · · Score: 2, Informative

      FYI...

      • RoC (Republic of China) = Pre-communist government of China, kicked out into exile after the revolution. The RoC set up shop in Taiwan and still claims it's the rightful ruler over mainland China.
      • PRC (People's Republic of China) = Communist government of China. The PRC still claims it's the rightful ruler over Taiwan.

      In practice, China and Taiwan are two different countries, but anyone with the balls to formally recognize it ends up on China's shit list. The PRC has hinted that they might go so far as go to war if the US were to publicly support Taiwanese independence. And, of course, China is a full-blown nuclear power, and has North Korea as its puppet/fall guy. That means lots of dancing around words when talking politics about the two.

      (And, in case you were wondering, that's the real reason why China has been making such a big deal about starting its own space program and putting its own people on the moon. It's a public demonstration of your ICBM technology for delivering nuclear warheads, which was the reason behind the US vs. Russia space race.)

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  10. Other items which caused offence by dwalsh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pacific islanders objected to the label "Here be Dragons!".

    Several Arab countries resented being called either "Oil" or "Just terrorists".

    Several former Soviet Bloc and Warsaw Pact countries objected to the name of their countries being followed by "(or whatever they are calling themselves this week)."

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  11. Not Just MS by cecille · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As much as we'd all like to think that this is just a case of MS screwing up again, I'm pretty sure this isn't just an MS problem. Besides, the article talks not just about simple geography, but of mistakes made about highly disputed geographic regions. There are a few in there where microsoft could have gone either way and still offended someone. Granted, stuff like that should have been checked, but the mistakes really aren't as simple as the post makes them out to be.

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  12. Geography? by cascino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Insensitive computer programmers with little knowledge of geography


    If you read the article, you'll see the computer programmer's problems have nothing to do with geography... and everything to do with understanding and respecting differences in the cultures that may purchase MSFT products. I think showing the programmers where the Pacific Ocean is isn't going to do very much to make the software more culturally acceptable.

  13. Not too sure about this.... by jaguarxse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although something rings true in this about many USA citizens not having a 'global' view (World Series Baseball, World Wide Wrestling....erm, I don't think these are worldwide sports actually!), many of the points in this article would not be known without some pretty thorough investigation of political/geographical interests.

    1. Re:Not too sure about this.... by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > without some pretty thorough investigation

      You mean like READING?

      I live in the same county of the same state I was born in and I certainly knew Kashmir is a disputed region between India and Pakistan, and I certainly knew China refuses to acknowledge Taiwan exists as a separate entity from China.

      These aren't esoteric things. It's not that big a world.
      I mean... don't any of you play RISK?!

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    2. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Covener · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the whole point that these things are disputed?

    3. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...China refuses to acknowledge Taiwan exists as a separate entity from China.

      While that may be true, does that mean we have to cater to the delusions of the Chinese (PRC) government? That's as stupid as the Arab countries that refuse to show Israel on their maps. They may not like the existence of Israel, but it's there.

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    4. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Raphael · · Score: 2, Insightful
      does that mean we have to cater to the delusions of the Chinese (PRC) government?

      Of course not. Unless you are interested in selling your products in China, that is.

      The fact is that Microsoft (and many other companies, for that matter) would very much like to sell their products in China, so they have to please the Chinese government. Or at least not anger them.

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    5. Re:Not too sure about this.... by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in the same county of the same state I was born in and I certainly knew Kashmir is a disputed region between India and Pakistan, and I certainly knew China refuses to acknowledge Taiwan exists as a separate entity from China.

      Hypothetical situation for you...

      While walking through Belfast, a Catholic and a Protestant approach you from opposite sides and each hold a gun to your head. They ask you your religion. Do you respond, "Sorry, I need to do more research before answering?"


      What response should people take in addressing "Disputed" regions? Keep in mind such issues entirely exist as matters of perception and opinion, rather than physical reality. So, do you piss off China or Taiwan? India or Pakistan? Israel or the rest of the Middle East?


      Research would not have prevented these problems, nor will it prevent similar issues from arising in the future.


      Incidentally, I personally would opt for pissing off both sides in such issues, since you can't win either way. Kashmir? No, "New Islington". Israel and Palestine? "Greater Iberia". Taiwan? How about "The place we get cheap electronic goods". Protestant or Catholic? "Satanist".

  14. TFA makes little sense by kilo242 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I did partly RTFA, and unless I'm way off on my understanding, Microsoft is blaming their lost business on people who have little right to be blamed for what they are being blamed for. Do the programmers really need to know about the world affairs - I thought that would be the job of the marketing or PR people.

    1. Re:TFA makes little sense by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with you on this one. Blaming the Microsoft programmers is especially off base for the example where the Koran was chanted in the background of a game. This was done by Japanese subcontractors and discovered when Microsoft did some tests. Their process found the flaws - this is a success for Microsoft's process management. The marketing people seemed to have then made a deliberate decision to ship anyway. Sohow does this show the insensitivity and ignorance of US developers?

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  15. Bigger problem I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone else have a problem with governments detaining software engineers for something as trivial as a mis-marked map?

    1. Re:Bigger problem I see by Mordaximus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny you should make a comment like that in your comments regarding this article. It's that exact lack of sensitivity to foreign policy and belief that got the engineers detained in the first place. (Although I don't know that the engineers themselves were responsible.)

      Read up on the history of Kashmir and it'll be clear that this isn't trivial. Besides, the engineers were detained for breaking a law... Maybe that law seems silly to you, but I'm sure there are tons of examples of from your homeland that seem silly to outsiders. Although, they are probably not likely to trigger a war.

  16. Passing the buck by dmayle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    hapless company employees

    Talk about passing the buck. Some of the top problems in the article:

    • Microsoft employees were questioned by police in China, where it is an offence to refer to Taiwan as country or as the Republic of China. Now Taiwan is not referred to as country and all software worldwide avoids the issue by referring to places as "regions or districts".
    • Perhaps the best known, and one of the most expensive, errors was a colour-coded world map showing time zones, which showed the disputed Jammu-Kashmir region as not being in India - an offence under Indian law.

    This isn't hapless employees. This is government oppression, and the bans on free speech necessary to pull them off.

  17. Master / Slave HDD by SirStanley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't this like that time some city legislation out in California decided to ban the words "Master and Slave" when refering to Hard Drive configurations because it was not "Sensitive" to African Americans?

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    1. Re:Master / Slave HDD by arkanes · · Score: 2, Informative

      To clarify: They didn't decide to ban it, they just passed some referendum about requesting that hard drive manufacturers change the terminology. Unlike, say, China. Or India. Who _do_ outright ban stuff they don't like.

    2. Re:Master / Slave HDD by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I hear the word "Slave" the first thing that comes to mind is white women with blonde hair and big tits dressed up in leather that doesn't cover any of their goodies and strapped to a cross or something.

      Primary is the first IDE bus, and Secondary is the second one. You'd have Primary Primary, Primary Secondary, Secondary Primary, and Secondary Secondary. You don't think that would be confusing? I thought this was news for nerds.

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    3. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is our fault how? Quit being overly sensitive.

      All I hear from African Americans (AA) are how horrible things were for slaves, and how horrible things were for AA thereafter. But guess what? I'll bet dimes to dollars that YOU have never been subjected to any actual form of racism other than what you imagine. Ever been turned down for a job for being AA? ANy burning crosses in your yard? I didn't think so.

      AA comedians make a habbit of calling whites "crackers" and other "racially offensive" names -- do you hear us bitch like the average AA bitchs about being called N-----? Of course we don't! You know why? Because it doesn't matter!

      I'm sick of it. Everyone else is sick of it. No you can't have any reparations, crying everytime you hear the word 'slave' isn't going to get you any free money.

      And whats the deal with racism against whites being called "reverse racism". Thats the biggest load of shit I've ever heard! Racism is racism, no matter what color the ignorant asshat happens to be.

      (now posting anonymously)

    4. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I would not go so far as to call reparations free money, slavery is an historical fact."

      Yes, slavery is a historical fact, it occurred in many many cultures for thousands of years before the African Slave trade started in America. Should every culture that enslaved another culture throughout history pay "reparations?" ABSOLUTELY NOT! You weren't alive back then and neither was I so get over it and stop trying to get FREE MONEY THAT YOU DO NOT DESERVE.

      Just because you are offended by someone else's culture doesn't mean that they aren't offended by yours as well. We have different cultures, deal with it -- really anyone that gets offended when someone of another culture doesn't understand their culture is the one who has the problem, not the "offending" party. I really can't stand this bullshit about how we have to be so sensitive about other people's cultures when they are completely insensitive to our culture. Respect is a two way street.

    5. Re:Master / Slave HDD by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, we should abolish the idea of Masters and Slave's from the english language? What about master and slave cylinders in a hydraulic system? They have a very specific meaning, and relationship, and guess what? Master and slave pretty much perfectly describe how they interact. Maybe people should start worrying more about CONTEXT, rather than the actual word.
      If I say "asshole", are you offended? Just offhand? I wouldn't be. As soon as I say "You asshole", you should be offended. Context.
      Get the chip off your shoulder, the bug out of your ass, and stop acting like anyone has anything against you. The only thing I see you guilty of is adherence to blind rhetoric. (Oops, I said blind... maybe I should say sight-impaired...)

    6. Re:Master / Slave HDD by sparcnut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't we just do something like OpenBoot on Sparc does - maybe ide0,0 for pri master, ide0,1 for pri slave, ide1,0 for sec master, and ide1,1 for sec slave? It sure makes sense to me: ide[channel number],[drive number] . It would also make terminology for a third IDE channel a little more obvious.

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  18. After reading this article... by numbski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I'm going to rant. :P

    Usually, I'm an american that makes every effort to be understanding of cultures different than my own, and to try to understand why it is that the US is frowned upon by other cultures. We have a foreign exchange intern here from Europe right now, and we've had long conversations about why and how americans take their relative wealth for granted (even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries!)

    But this...this isn't a lack of sensitivity on Microsoft's part. It's a lack of toleration on the part of other cultures. Knowing full-well that this software was written by programmers of another culture, there should be a degree of toleration and patience that goes along with the process. Make the developer aware of the issue and give them a chance to fix it.

    Honestly, if someone in another culture (India perhaps?) that wasn't sufficiently versed in US geography made a map that, oh...I don't know, put St. Louis in Illinois rather than Missouri, or show the Arch crossing the Mississippi River or something equally stupid, I suppose some might be offended (I can think of other, more controversial examples...), but more than likely we'd give them the chance to fix it first.

    Americans may be stuck up, take a WHOLE lot of freedoms for granted, have lots of money, and think too highly of themselves at times to bother learning about other cultures, but I'll give you one thing:

    Even some of the most annoying pricks I know seem to be more tolerant than some other cultures are to the average Joe. How pathetic is that?

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    1. Re:After reading this article... by ubera · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose the issue lies in the fact that there isn't a war going on between Illonois and Missouri over St. Louis.

      The errors being made are of political geography, where govts are extremely sensitive about the issues, rightly or wrongly.

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    2. Re:After reading this article... by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many people do you think look at a map of America and think the nations capital is in the far northwest.

      Hell, plenty of Americans dont even know that the State of Washington has nothing to do with Washington in the District of Columbia.

      Hell, do they even know that D.C. isn't a state, it's a special district with it's own government?

      Do they know that Peurto Rico belongs to the US, but is it's own nation? I suppose referring to Peurto Rico as a state would offend some Peurto Ricans.

      The difference between this example and China or India, is it's not a criminal offense to mistakenly refer to Peurto Rico as a "state", neither in the USA or in Peurto Rico. It is a criminal offense to refer to Taiwan as a country in China.

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    3. Re:After reading this article... by transient · · Score: 3, Insightful
      put St. Louis in Illinois rather than Missouri

      It's hard to compare the Kashmir problem to anything in the United States because we aren't involved in any border disputes with our neighbors. The closest thing that I can come up with would be to say that Texas still belongs to Mexico. Even that is a stretch, because the Mexico-Texas border isn't disputed. Kashmir is a very real political disagreement that doesn't even have a border -- it has a cease-fire line! People have died over Kashmir, and I'm not talking about someone's ancestor five generations ago, I'm talking about earlier this year. I think it's undeniably insensitive for anyone to ignore that. Doesn't anyone at Microsoft read the news?

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    4. Re:After reading this article... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Not only programmers, but people in general need to understand that others will never know as much about your culture as you do. In this case, "culture" refers to something as tiny as your neighborhood.

      I don't think it's at all unreasonable to expect someone who wants to make software sales in a given country, who sells software which requires localization beyond the formats of numbers and dates, to hire someone who would know these things to vet the program, especially when it's a company as vast as Microsoft which can afford to do these things. Their failure to do so is negligent at best. A company has the responsibility to understand and observe the laws of the nation in which it operates; Additionally, a company which does not make an attempt to make their product culturally acceptable to their target market is asking for trouble.

      I'm not saying that these attitudes of these nations and localities are necessarily reasonable (except for the one about the chanting in the fighting game, that's pretty bad especially given that they knew about it) but neither is Microsoft's failure to simply pay attention.

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    5. Re:After reading this article... by mongbot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries!
      Not necessarily. America may be wealthy, but it is still one of the most unequal countries in the world. The top 1% of Americans own 40% of the total wealth, whilst the bottom 40% only own 1%. Thanks to America's low minimum wage, a new class of working poor struggle to pay medical, housing and even food bills. I don't even want to think about the people who have to live on welfare.
      I suppose some might be offended (I can think of other, more controversial examples...), but more than likely we'd give them the chance to fix it first.
      You don't understand the huge political and cultural significance of Kashmir and Taiwan to their respective claimants. They are both the subject of ongoing conflicts which have cost thousands of lives, if you go back in history. It would be like a mapmaker labelling the South as "the Confederacy" in, say, the early 1900s.

      And just look at America's overreaction to Subway having a little joke at your expense. So much for your supposed easy-going nature.
    6. Re:After reading this article... by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The same applies to any city in the USA. One vote with the appropriate majority in the various state houses of NY is all it takes for New York City and its mayor and local offices to cease to exist.

      Of course, this would never happen.

      In the USA there are only two recognized sovereign governments - state governments and the national government. Each have certain delgated powers and responsibilities. They in turn delegate their authority to various subdivisions. This is called a federal system of government. In general the US Congress can't just replace a state government with a vote (though I believe they can censure a representative).

      Most nations use a unitary system of government. There is only one sovereign government, and it is at the national level. In most nations a vote of the national Parliament is all it takes to dissolve any local or regional government.

      In the USA this power does get used on rare occassion. It probably happens most often with school districts - in many states if a district goes below some testing standard the state will often set up a local administrator to clean house. This local admin is not elected, and is only subject to the state board of education. They can set local tax rates at will, change any necessary school policies, etc. Of course, the reality is that the state will often toss in extra funding as well to help clean things up.

      The same applies to town governments if they get out of control or end up becoming bankrupt.

      So, the only difference between DC and Los Angeles is that there is no state government - DC is a federal territory, and is managed completely out of the Federal budget.

    7. Re:After reading this article... by dcs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, citizens from Puerto Rico might be offended by a fellow american calling it Peurto Rico. :-)

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  19. Of course not! by interactive_civilian · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nos. said:
    One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about, and these are people who live in the USA!
    Of course they had no idea what you were talking about. Every US citizen knows that there is no such thing as "80 miles north of the border". There is no border! That is where the world ends! IIRC, there is a sign that says something like "Here there be monsters" and then a big drop off into the abyss because that is where one would fall off the turtle's back...

    .

    [/sarcasm]

    Re: the grandparent post, that quote from the article got me too. I was wondering if they were showing an upside down map or something...

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    1. Re:Of course not! by justforaday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Re: the grandparent post, that quote from the article got me too. I was wondering if they were showing an upside down map or something...

      Whenever I come across a globe that can be fully flipped upside down, I do so. It gives an interesting perspective on the world, especially considering "up" was chosen fairly arbitrarily...

      (Yes, I know, "up" was chosen because that's where North is, but try to remember the whole polar reversal thing that happens from time to time)

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    2. Re:Of course not! by mwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jammu and Kashmir is an interesting problem -- do you want to tick off all the buyers in India or all the buyers in Pakistan? Pleasing either group will displease the other. Maybe l10n will be expanded to include customizing maps for local markets' ideas of proper boundaries for disputed regions. It could get really crazy.

      I do have to admit that Microsoft is not alone in running afoul of the diversity of speech and politics around the world. One of my wife's favorite stories is about Chevrolet being puzzled that their Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

    3. Re:Of course not! by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Informative

      One of my wife's favorite stories is about Chevrolet being puzzled that their Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

      I'm going to be a git and spoil this one; click here to see an analysis of this urban legend.

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    4. Re:Of course not! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Once people decided that the spin axis itself would be vertical, then N or S being up was a coin flip. In that sense, it was arbitrary, but one or the other had to be chosen; hence, not arbitrary, but inevitable.

      But let's say further that you were a globe-maker from the 1800s. Since we have gravity, hence mounts, and simple mounts at that, then your globes had to have a set orientation when placed in a room. Which way up would you have chosen? Yes, that's right, North ... so that all the important geography (as far as your European heritage would be concerned) would be clearly seen from the room light falling from above.

      One thing which mystifies me is why the spin axis was chosen to be vertical. If the axis were horizontal, the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do ... essentially perpendicular to the equator. There must be some sort of uppedness bias when reading a round object; perhaps linked to the orientation of ancient scrolls.

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    5. Re:Of course not! by flink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree it's silly, but can you imagine the rucus it would cause in this country if they were chanting, say, a Latin mass?

    6. Re:Of course not! by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

      That one is, indeed, an urban legend; but how about the Mitsubishi Pajero SUV? They couldn't sell it under that name in Mexico, because the word Pajero is slang for... ahem... whacking off.

    7. Re:Of course not! by AlfredoLambda · · Score: 2, Interesting
      until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".
      Well, child post talking about urban legends aside, some of the local languages its a nice way to call the third most spoken language in the world Anyway, I remember having a great laugh when the Mitsubishi Pajero was introduced in Spain. "Pajero" means wanker in spanish. I think that's really knowing who is going to buy your product. Yay marketing!
    8. Re:Of course not! by markbark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Quoth the poster: perhaps linked to the orientation of ancient scrolls.

      Funny you should say "orientation"
      Early European maps had EAST at the top
      Ever hear of "orienting" a map?
      Point the way in front of you towards your destination (the orient)

      (Of course on the way back I guess you had an "occident") ....bad pun, but I couldn't resist

      --MAB

    9. Re:Of course not! by mini+me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      especially considering "up" was chosen fairly arbitrarily...

      It's all historical. Back when the earth was flat, there was only an "up" side.

    10. Re:Of course not! by ansaari · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have seen a t-shirt with the manufacturer's label saying in Canada's two official languages:

      "Made in Turkey" and "Fabrique en Dinde".

      The French "Dinde" is the bird, while the country's name is Turquie in French.

    11. Re:Of course not! by Placido · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One thing which mystifies me is why the spin axis was chosen to be vertical. If the axis were horizontal, the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do

      What light source? The electric bulb in your ceiling or the candle on your table?

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    12. Re:Of course not! by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are very uninformed. East has often been used as the top of the map becasue it was the sacred direction from which the sun would rise. You may have heard of "the orient" it means the east and people would orient a map. It is of no small significance to europeans that Jerusalem was there.This goes back through many cultures.

      North was also a common choice since the north star was a major navigational point and the only still part in the heavens. In many esoteric understandings the north star was the peak of the cosmic mountain where the Gods dwell. Refer to Isaiah's refereces to "Har Tzafon" or the mountain of the north. Since about 3/4 of the dry land on earth is north of the equator, particularly those areas that developed advanced cultures early, this was also a common model in many cultures.

      In every ancient culture maps were designed around spiritual, navigational and astronomical conciderations not on lighting.

      As much as slashdotters like to dismiss religon they should really learn to recognize its place in developing almost every aspect of our culture rather than thinking that people of the ancient world centered their lives on which way the light would look best.

    13. Re:Of course not! by Seska · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a problem with orienting the spin axis hoorizontally: you can only read the text on one side of the globe. Text would be parallel to line of longitude, and would go up and over (or down and under) the globe as you rotated it. On the other side of the globe they would be upside down.

    14. Re:Of course not! by jc42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [C]an you imagine the rucus it would cause in this country if they were chanting, say, a Latin mass?

      So what country are you in? I'm in the US, where most of the citizens wouldn't recognize a Latin mass. The largest single religious group is Catholics, and most of them wouldn't even recognize the Latin words to the mass.

      There's an old joke in the US, that if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

      (Part of the joke is that most religious Americans wouldn't understand that it's a joke.)

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    15. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Or how about the Toyota MR2. The french read that as Emm Er deux, which sounds a bit like merde, which is french for a word that probably won't get past slashdot's naughty words filter.
      Holy shit, when did slashdot add a fucking naughty word filter?
    16. Re:Of course not! by Brummund · · Score: 3, Funny


      Now, imagine if some Christian zealots wanted to ban or censor offensive music, lyrics or even games. I mean, if that was to happen in the US, it would cause an outrage!

    17. Re:Of course not! by Madcapjack · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Now, imagine the outrage here if a fundamentalist Christian complained about the fact that DOOM 3 portrayed Hell in an incorrect light and it was pulled from the shelves?

      I'm not sure this is an apt comparison. I think that the offense came from the fact that the prayer music was part of a profane and violent fighting game. I would be offended too (and I'm not Christian) if Christian religious chanting were used as background music for such a game. Its simply disrespectful to the sentiments involved.

    18. Re:Of course not! by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Finally: art doesn't care what offends you. In fact, it's supposed to shock and offend, or else it's not doing its job.

      That attitude leads to bad art. Poop-on-canvas style bad art, challenging nothing but your perception of the artist.

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    19. Re:Of course not! by Madcapjack · · Score: 2
      In reply to your comment:

      1. I didn't say that using religious music in such games is always bad- however, the use of such music should be respectful to those to whom it is important. Of course, this needs to be balanced with the importance of self-expression.

      2. A clear differentiation should be made between what religious groups have done and the sentiments of the prayers of that religion. For example, the fact that some Muslims committed the atrocious acts of 9/11 does not mean that it is appropriate to play Islamic holy music to scenes of violence, especially in such trite a context as a video game manufactured for profit and intended to entertain.

      3. I wasn't referring to the DOOM game in particular.

      4. Finally: art doesn't care what offends you. In fact, it's supposed to shock and offend, or else it's not doing its job.That is a naive view of art. You can shock and offend without doing art. Something is art by calling it so. Good art is an entirely other game, but still need not shock or offend to qualify as good art. Few would classify rennaisance religous art as having been shocking or offensive at the time of its creation, but the art is and was highly esteemed. In fact, I think that it is unfair to artists that they must strive to shock and offend. Much shock art, in any case, in my opinion is more financially motivated than anything. Because artists are producers competing in a capitalist market, they are induced to strive for recognition and innovation. Nothing can increase an artists profile (and thus her/his financial prospects) as shocking people with offensive material. Nonetheless, I do hold that some very good art does shock and offend- but it is not good simply because it does so, but because it manages to communicate something important, not just, for example, an adolescent reaction to Christian fundamentalism. For example, one can communicate one's disapproval of Christianity without doing it in a way that disrespects the beliefs and persons of Christians. In fact, one's message may be more effective by doing so- because when you attack people (and such it is), they stop listening.

      5. I agree with you, the Bible, and especially the Old Testament is full of violence and myopia- thus I am not Christian, in the Classic Sense at least. I can hold that the principal of redemption may obtain without holding that the Bible is the holy truth of God's word.

    20. Re:Of course not! by fizbin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll grant that the "vast majority" bit is reaching, but are you denying the still strong voice of the "KJV only" crowd in American Christianity? When non-KJV English translations started to appear, was there no uproar?

      I'll bet that there are in fact a large number of Christians who /really believe/ that Christ taught His disciples to pray beginning with the syllables [ Our fä'th[schwa]r hoo ärt in h[schwa]'v[schwa]n ]. Maybe some of them would admit that he used a different language if they thought about it. (And especially if they remembered Matthew 27)

      Certainly Mel Gibson's recent movie may have eroded that strain a little, but the idea that biblical figures really did speak in 1500s English has more currency with American Christians than you might think.

    21. Re:Of course not! by Timex · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'll grant that the "vast majority" bit is reaching, but are you denying the still strong voice of the "KJV only" crowd in American Christianity? When non-KJV English translations started to appear, was there no uproar?

      There was, and there still is, in some circles. Many (most?) of the Evangelical churches have adopted the modern English bibles, but there are a fair number of other churches that keep to the KJV for a variety of reasons.

      ... the idea that biblical figures really did speak in 1500s English has more currency with American Christians than you might think.


      I'm a supporter of the KJV-only type, but not for reasons that you might think.

      Aside from the fact that some words used 400 years ago have fallen into disuse, I think the language itself is more clear than modern English. Through the old English, it is very easy to tell, for example, whether something is being addressed to a simgle person or to a group (and sometimes the honor being given to someone) by the pronoun used.

      Modern English, by contrast, has become "polite", in that the second-person singular has been replaced completely by the "formal" or second-person plural. (We don't have "thee" or "thou" and "you" anymore; we just have "you".)

      It is a fact that very few English-only speakers seem to pick up on, until they try to learn another language. (French is the only language I know of that actually has a verb for "the use of 'tu'": tutoyer... One would find out about that quickly if one used the second-person singular at the wrong time...)

      Besides all that, I figure that as far as English Bibles go, the KJV is the best. Armed with a good dictionary and a concordance, one shouldn't have any problems. (If the language you are most fluent in is not English, then this obviously shouldn't apply to you....)
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    22. Re:Of course not! by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a free country it doesn't matter whether you're offended or not. You can object all you like, but you don't have any business trying to pass laws outlawing whatever it is you think that mocks your religion. Even if it does mock your religion.

      One of the primary tenets of 'freedom of speech' is that it also includes *speech you don't happen to like*. So you suck it up and move on - that is, if you really do believe in freedom and aren't just some wanker who gives it lip service so long as he agrees with the speech in question.

      Max

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    23. Re:Of course not! by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's an old joke in the US, that if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
      What you mean to say he didn't speak english? Next someone will say that he was Jewish!
  20. I wish I had a nickel... by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish I have a nickel for everytime one of my friends calls with a computer problem, and when I ask what operating system they have its always one of the following:

    1) Office 97
    2) Office 98
    3) Windows 97 (and they will refuse to be corrected)

    23 in 56 can locate the Pacific Ocean? Seems a little high, to me.

  21. Honest Mistakes by copponex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article is crap. Among their blunders are:

    - Referring to Taiwan as a country
    - Not showing disputed parts of India in India
    - Japanese employees mistakenly use Koran chants in a video game

    Most of the people who were offended are governments who "demand" respect. And those kind of governments are the least likely to deserve it.

  22. Nice Title... by maggeth · · Score: 2, Funny
    Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult

    In order to assist our beloved editors with coming up with more accurate titles, I have included a list of other titles that they can use for articles at thier discretion:

    Light Speed Turns Out to be Really Fast
    Windows Security Hole Discovered, Disavowed
    Fall Elections May Descend into Chaos
    Script Kiddies Demand More H@x, Fewer Firewalls, Higher Salaries
    Microsoft PR Campaigns Foolish, Ineffective
    Hot Grtis Proven to Make ANYONE More Attractive

  23. Politics rather than Geography by eqkivaro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you read the article you realize that most of the mistakes made had nothing to do with geography.

    "Microsoft employees were questioned by police in China, where it is an offence to refer to Taiwan as country or as the Republic of China"

    How is this a geography issue? Taiwan recognizes itself as an independent country.

    "A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques"

    Again, how is this a geography issue?

    I think this article is just bait for the daily MS bashing on /.

    -chris
  24. It's to be expected... by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, really, how is a programmer in the states supposed to know that a valid spanish word, used in the spanish version of the program, is an insult in central america?

    This sounds much more like a "lets point out all the funny fuckups from M$" article, and much less a diatribe on the difficulties of writing international software. Yes, they've made a few mistakes, and the occasional horrid judgement call (I mean, really, insulting all of Islam? Well, at least now we know better...). But some things, like the evil spanish word, referring to breakaway states as countries in their own right, or other such silliness, are just an "oops", where you wouldn't expect them to rightfully know better.

    On that note though, what's up with the rabid nations emasculating anyone who dares suggest that Kashmir or Taiwan are separate countries? I generally find foreign media less crazy than US, but try reading an article from a chinese newspaper on taiwan sometime... it's almost frighteningly evangelical in it's belief.

    And, finally... come on, AoE2? I thought the muslims replacing the churches was a cute touch, not insulting... I mean, it's a game, you have to change the game elements to fit the theme of whoever is winning... and you wouldn't expect westerners to know the details of how the muslims handled conquered peoples and their religion during the crusades...

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    1. Re:It's to be expected... by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's worse is the general hypocrisy being espoused
      here. The Hagia Sophia in Instanbul (nee Constantinople) immediately springs to mind as a church that was converted to a mosque. The region known as the Holy Land is littered with converted churches. For the sake of fairness, it's also littered with churches that are still churches, though.

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    2. Re:It's to be expected... by VP · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...you wouldn't expect westerners to know the details of how the muslims handled conquered peoples and their religion...

      Or maybe they were trying to be historically correct. One of the most famous places in Istanbul is Hagia Sophia. It used to be a Greek Orthodox Cathedral, and when Constantinople was taken over by the Turks in the 15th century, it was turned into a mosque. Now it is a museum, but the practice to turn churches into mosques did exist in the past...

    3. Re:It's to be expected... by kaiidth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note that whilst the Mezquita was altered to become a Christian church (built in a rather incongruous manner within a few of the arches of the Mezquita), the mosque was itself built on a demolished church, way back when. Apparently, one Abd-ar Rahman the first bought and subsequently demolished the Christian church that originally stood on that spot, and constructed the mosque there. And outstandingly beautiful it is too.

      So the Mezquita is actually an example of both of these phenomena, the land in question having gone from Christian to Moslem and back to Christian.

      I myself find it more impressive as an example of the utter lack of taste exhibited by the 16th century idiots who tried to 're-christianise' the building by sticking a sodding great Catholic style monstrosity right in the middle of it... and I'm not the only one; Charles V, the twerp who ordered it to be done, said on seeing the results that, "You have built what you or others might have built anywhere, but you have destroyed something that was unique in the world."

      But I am sadly off topic.

    4. Re:It's to be expected... by idsofmarch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought that was odd too, although Muslim conquerors typical ignored Christian churches, leaving them for the original peoples, they did alter a few. The Hagia Sophia in Istanbul used to be the central church of the Byzantine empire back when Istanbul was Constantinople. The Hagia Sophia still retains much of its Christian roots, and the only real change was the addition of large panels with writings from the Koran.
      Muslims didn't change every church, but they did change some. So, it seems like an odd thing to get stuck on from a game.
      As for 'hembra' that strikes me as a colloquial use, so there's no way MS could know without having a consultant from central america.
      But, considering they lost money in many of these, you'd think they'd start hiring.

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  25. Re:And don't forget the classics... by jyoull · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually this needs yet another correction in a long successions of trying to shut down this myth.

    the NoVa story isn't true, see Snopes for details http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp

  26. Oh that's great! by Pandion · · Score: 5, Funny

    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

    *cough*hagia sophia*cough*

  27. North Dakota and Montana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is that only people from North Dakota and Montana care where they are. And neither one of them has access to the Internet. Or electricity.

  28. Microsoft and "American" Programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it was just in my group, but a significant portion of the other developers weren't American by any stretch of the imagination. The group had plenty of Indians, Russians, Chinese, and British programmers. Thus making the story about an American company and Americans in general not knowing geography seems a bit specious.

    Aside from that, most of the problems in the article were much less geographical and more geopolitical.

  29. And what about slashdot? by hsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in Canada, we consider this color as "puke yellow", not "IT color". What a geographical mistake!

    I will not stop until the color changes!

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    1. Re:And what about slashdot? by MKalus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Here in Canada, we consider this color as "puke yellow", not "IT color". What a geographical mistake!

      I will not stop until the color changes!


      You Sir, ain't no Canadian.

      It is colour, eh!
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  30. While we're on the subject.. by skurk · · Score: 2, Informative

    A little while ago, Honda introduced a car in scandinavia called Honda Fitta. Honda didn't do enough research as it turned out that "fitta" is a scandinavian slang for.. "cunt".

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  31. Negative Article by guinsu · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article made it out to be very negative to Microsoft, when in fact most of the problems seemed to be government pissing matches. A few examples include refering to the "Republic of Tawain", which everyone but China recognizes, or making mention of the disputed Kashmir region, which 3 different countries seem to believe belongs to them.

    Notice that the fix for these problems wasn't to fix the map in windows, but to remove it entirely. That shows that it wasn't an "error in geography" on MS's part but that you can't get 2 governments to agree on geography and Microsoft was stuck in the middle.

  32. I beg to differ by achurch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't hapless employees. This is government oppression, and the bans on free speech necessary to pull them off.

    Censorship, tough laws, whatever, but if you're going to do business in a country then you'd damn well better get yourself familiar with the way that country works. As the oft-repeated phrase goes, "Ignorance of the law is no excuse."

  33. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by kbmccarty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    in true slashdot bashing style. Haha!
    i kinda wonder if linux offends accidentally or not tho.

    Actually, the well-known Debian developer Herbert Xu resigned recently due to being offended by project members discussing (in the context of the new Debian installer) whether or not to refer to Taiwan as "Taiwan, Province of China" as it is officially designated in ISO 3166.

    So this sort of problem is certainly not restricted to commercial or proprietary software.

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  34. The Real Story..... by mocular · · Score: 2, Insightful
    is that free speach is non-existant in many of these offended countries/cultures. In India it is against the LAW to say Kashmir might be in Pakistan rather than India??!! How pitiful those in political and religious power are when they have to limit speach and thought in a vain attempt to control their subjects.

    Yes, India was the one example I used for emphasis, but there are plenty more examples in all countries including me own Benighted States.

    Now it appears that we are all supposed to be bound by the immoral limits on thought and speech than anyone in power happens to promulgate. I don't think so. Cultural sensitivity is not wrong, blatantly offending any culture is at the very least rude, at the worst racist. But this article seems to imply that everything anyone puts out should be sensored by every special interest, religion, and government until it is what they consider politically and religiously and culturally correct.

    No thanks.

    -Then the fit hit the Shan. - R. Zelazney, Lord of Light

  35. I'd look at it another way... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rather than blame the "insensitive computer programmers", perhaps we could look the other direction and realize that some people/cultures/religions are incredibly OVERsensitive, and catering to their peculiarities is just enabling them.

    I mean please. From the article:
    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

    The Korean government, objected because Microsoft software showed the national flag in reverse. The software had to be changed.

    The Spanish version of Windows used the word Hembra - meaning "woman" in Spain - for choosing gender. But in some Central American republics, notably Nicaragua, the word is an insult meaning "bitch". The programme was changed.

    Microsoft employees were questioned by police in China, where it is an offence to refer to Taiwan as country or as the Republic of China. Now Taiwan is not referred to as country and all software worldwide avoids the issue by referring to places as "regions or districts".

    Uruguay is a republic and proud if it but in Microsoft's Outlook in Uruguay, the company offended the government by describing Tuesday April 30 as the queen's birthday.


    Let's look at these.
    1) For Muslims turning churches into Mosques, yeah, that's HORRIBLY unrealistic propaganda. I have two words for you: Hagia Sophia.

    2) the Korean flag in reverse: so what?

    3) hembra: hardly an 'insensitivity' issue; it sounds like a genuine difference in dialect.

    4) China/Taiwan: boo hoo. If the Chinese want to dwell in their eternal house of reality-denial, that's fine. What's next, we should stop recognizing Philippines because Spain wants them back? (I don't see the US forcing MS to delete Cuba from the map...)

    5) The Queen of Uruguay: that's just funny. If someone accidentally or on purpose started referring to the US as a monarchy, they'd probably be hired as a spokesperson for the DNC.

    Maybe it's just a particularly American viewpoint, but this whole stuff about sacred cows (pun intended) is just silly historio/political dreck. If MS wants to bend over backwards to accomodate the Latvio-Armenian midget lesbian lobby for more sales, that's their call. But nobody should claim that failure to do so is anything but a business decision. The folks who get up in arms about the slightest little thing need to grow thicker skins and get the fsck over it.

    And yes, to forestall the /. counterpost wave: I know that the US has some of their own sacred cows, which I think are equally silly. But I'd also argue that the US has a long tradition of arguing but ultimately tolerating such things - crucifixes in urine, routine desecrations of our symbols like the flag, etc. - are practically part of the evening news.

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  36. Why would studying C lead you to politics? by crovira · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean its hard enough, isn't it?

    All those pointers and 0 based arithmetic. I swear if I ever have to write another link-list routine, I'll go postal.

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  37. But the British can't use spell/grammar checker by Outatime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Americans don't know geography, but British don't know simple editing. Ugh. Come on, now. Even Office 97, that great replacement of Windows 95 (???) has a spelling and grammar checker.

    From the article...

    "The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further bloomers which have caused embarrassment ..." -- perhaps they mean bloopers?

    "It is therefore no surprise that some of our employees, however bright they may, have only a hazy idea ..." -- don't you mean they may be?

    "Uruguay is a republic and proud if it but..." -- proud of it, right?

    Typos and junk grammar really discredit any article.

    1. Re:But the British can't use spell/grammar checker by nagora · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further bloomers which have caused embarrassment ..." -- perhaps they mean bloopers?

      On this one the writer is correct, "bloomers" is a rather old-fashioned British term for a mistake. It's still used in the title of a BBC programme "Auntie's Bloomers" which shows what Americans would call bloopers from BBC programmes.

      The other two examples were just typos rather than "junk grammar".

      TWW

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  38. Axe to grind? by Shoten · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The writer talks about how the average person has trouble with minor challenges in geography (true enough), but then goes on to talk about Microsoft programmers:

    1, Not knowing where Jammu-Kashmir is, exactly, and not knowing that Indian law prohibits considering it part of anything but India. (Never mind that the law has its own counterpart in Pakistan; you can't avoid breaking the law on this one.)

    2, In a similar vein, having to offend Kurds so as not to offend the Turks with regard to the depiction of Kurdistan.

    3, Offending the Saudis by showing churches turned into mosques by invading Muslim armies...never mind that the exact opposite happens when a Christian army takes over a mosque in the game.

    4, Didn't know that "woman" in one dialect of Spanish means "bitch" in another.

    None of these things seem to me to be so hard to imagine. Do Nicaraguans know that the word "cracker" can be used as a racist term here? Do Indians know that the Argentines go completely apeshit when you refer to the Faulkand Islands as such, rather than by their preferred name for them? And his assertion that Microsoft leaves their employees facing arrest in other countries seems baseless; he didn't mention a single instance. The worst he came up with was "questioned," and that was for calling Taiwan by it's real name. It's not Microsoft's fault that China has a wild hair up their ass over that one, either.

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    1. Re:Axe to grind? by stm2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1, Not knowing where Jammu-Kashmir is, exactly, and not knowing that Indian law prohibits considering it part of anything but India. (Never mind that the law has its own counterpart in Pakistan; you can't avoid breaking the law on this one.)

      2, In a similar vein, having to offend Kurds so as not to offend the Turks with regard to the depiction of Kurdistan.


      In both cases you can make customized versions of the software to comply local laws.
      In Argentina, all maps that are sold has to be aproved for "Instituto Geografico Militar", a map not aproved by them is illegal. This issue was raised by local maps manufacturers when imported maps (cheaper than local) come from China. so they use this argument to not allow them to be sold here. They say the foreneing maps has Falklands as UK territory insted of Malvinas Argentinas, but in fact the real problem was that they didn't want to compete.

      Regarding hembra usage in Nicaragua, I didn''t know it even if I am a native Spanish speaker (from Argentina). Hembra means female, used mostly for animals (like Macho for men). But waht is true, is that translations of MS sucks. That is one reason I use software in English.

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  39. Straight from the horses' mouth by delus10n0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://weblogs.asp.net/oldnewthing/archive/2003/08 /22/54679.aspx

    The time zone map met a similar fate. The Indian government threatened to ban all Microsoft software from the country because we assigned a disputed region to Pakistan in the time zone map. (Any map that depicts an unfavorable border must bear a government stamp warning the end-user that the borders are incorrect. You can't stamp software.) We had to make a special version of Windows 95 for them.

    Geopolitics is a very sensitive subject.

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  40. Republic of Ireland in the UK by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I forget the exact piece of software involved, but a few years ago an Irish friend of mine nearly went postal when the software he was using insisted on listing his Republic of Ireland address as being in the UK. That's a huge insult to anyone who lives in Ireland.

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  41. New Mexico USA by sckeener · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My favorite stat is that %25 of US citizens think New Mexico is not a state.

    Just imagine if someone invaded New Mexico and 25% of America were upset that we were sending troops there.

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    "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
    1. Re:New Mexico USA by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I grew up there and get questions like:
      Can you drink the water?
      Can you use dollars?
      Can you speak english? (that was from Purdue U)
      Is that part of Arizona?

      The last is my favorite since Arizona used to be part of New Mexico. Heck, the western half of the US, including Texas, used to be ruled from Sante Fe. New Mexico was glad to see Texas go, just wish they'd kept going.

      --
      The world is made by those who show up for the job.
  42. Kashmir by Flave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wrote a shareware timezone application (WorldClock) where I allow the user to click on a map of the world and get the local times in that area.

    You would not believe the number of (abusive) emails I have received over Kashmir. You try to explain that the map highlights reflect timezone boundaries and not political boundaries but they just don't care. They are all blind to reason when it comes to anything to do with Kashmir.

  43. The programmer's fault? by nukeade · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So many people have been quick to blame this phenomenon on the programmers (and particularly, American programmers) for not having sufficient knowledge of local laws and political and religious sensitive points. Many of these issues seem like problems that are really only obvious in retrospect--how many people, honestly, would think twice about their coloring or name of a little region on a map while they're doing it, the connotations of a word they choose in countries they haven't studied that speak the same language when they're translating, or the source of a chant they put in the background of a game? It seems to me that a lot of these issues, even, wouldn't even be noticed by or much less bother much of the population of the country that they purportedly offend. There are a lot of people eager to jump on your throat about issues so minor that you would never see them coming everywhere, and I doubt that any class given to programmers or management will be able to appreciably reduce the number of these situations. The only effective prevention I can see would be to either hire a lot of local testers in every region or to hire a lot of local programmers in every region. Even then, though, I wonder how many of the locals take it personally that a region disputed by their country goes by a different name or details about how members of their religion are portrayed in a game. In most cases, we're talking about one offended bureaucrat, not mobs of offended civilians.

    ~Ben

  44. Churches to Mosques? by Zarkonnen · · Score: 5, Informative

    "A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom."

    Just as a minor, semi-offtopic comment: Um, wasn't that precisely what happened to the Hagia Sofia? You can still see the faint traces of the crosses that were removed when the whole thing was turned into a Mosque. So even if turning churches into mosques wasn't normal practice, it did happen. To quote from a website about the Hagia Sophia:

    "On Tuesday, May 29, 1453, Sultan Mehmet the Conqueror entered the vanquished city late in the afternoon and rode to Hagia Sophia. He was amazed at its beauty and decided to convert the Cathedral into his imperial mosque."

    (Disclaimer: No, I'm not trying to be inflammatory about religion, I'm just making a historical point.)

    1. Re:Churches to Mosques? by kbahey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that happened for sure. I don't understand the over reaction by the Saudis, but it is perhaps oversensitivity to the issue or something.

      It did not happen in every case where Muslim armies conquered though, since there are lots of pre-Islamic churches in Syria, Egypt, ...etc. still exist today.

      You have to also remember that it also happened the other way, the mosques in Spain and Portugal were turned into churches as the Catholics too them over. Many of the church towers in Spain have a Moorish / North African architecture because of this.

      That was before the conquest of Constantinople, and perhaps a reaction as well?

  45. Expensive oversights by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 2, Informative
    From the article:


    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom


    Their knowledge of geography might be flawed, but their knowledge of history seems to be spot on. Mosques built over top of razed Christian churches is a very common thing in the middle east.

  46. Wrong about Taiwain and Taiwan by hung_himself · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the interests of furthering accuracy and geographic knowledge - several points.

    1 Taiwan is the Republic of China and claims to be government of the whole of China. The Republic of Taiwan is just wrong - and reflects the US two China policy. It is as big a faux pas as calling the People's Republic of China, the Republic of Mainland China (or worse Communist China)

    2 Only 26 countries recognize the ROC. It used to be the other way until the 70's when most countries did pursue a 2-China policy due to US influence. Google Taiwan recognition and you will see why this is the case and how it came about

    Don't even want to go near Kashmir but Microsoft should have at the very least just made it a disputed region under control of India and I think people would have been satisfied (since that is in fact the reality of the situation...)

    Ironically, the "fix" to the problem shows the source of the problem. Microsoft wants to do as little work as possible and rather than globalizing its software it wants to repackage the American form.

  47. Everyone bashing the Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but did anyone notice that the game with the Koranic background chant was written by Japanese developers?

  48. American Insularity by Thangodin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, America is pretty closed off to the outside world. A lot of Canadians who travel to the U.S. feel like they've entered some kind of sound chamber: nothing gets in. On an average day I'll get news from America, Canada, Britain, France, and Holland. In the States it can be hard to get even national news, and the 6:00 news in most cities is the most sensationalistic FUD I've ever heard. No wonder Americans are afraid to step outside their homes unarmed.

    We get the same kind of crap up in Canada, but it doesn't have the monopoly position it has in the U.S. It's a shame, too; there is good journalism in America, but most Americans never get to see it. Media giants like Rupert Murdoch don't help the situation either. By the way, Murdoch is Australian--my advice is to send the bastard back home.

    An insular press will result in an insular educational system, influencing public opinion concerning priorities. It also doesn't help that America sends a lot of troops abroad, and American troops tend to be the poorest and worst educated of the American population. This is not helped by a steady diet of sensationalistic media mixed with the us-vs-them mentality common to all armies. Probably not the best ambassadors--this might have something to do with America's image problem abroad.

    It could be worse, though. They could be rude and arrogant, like the French. And insularity... the Japanese had a toy robot named 'God-o-Jesus'...

  49. Bulgaria timezone was wrong... by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    until Windows XP - we were put in +1 GMT, even we never moved our borders (and timezone) in the past 50 or so years. I don't know if someone protested, we just used "Helsinki, Riga, Talin GMT +2". I was surprised to see "Helsinki, Riga, Sofia, Talin GMT +2" in XP.

  50. Kakuto Chojin by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've gotta find a copy of this game!!!

    I never even heard of it before this article and now I'm intrigued. I've got a few Muslim friends who might shed a little insight into that chant thing. And who knows! They might react with rage!! Could be very entertaining!

    Anyone got that? Contact me at xdesign at hotmail.com :)

  51. Apples and Oranges by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Think about this for a second.

    You are comparing ignorance of regional districts *within* a country (states) to ignorance of major world countries as a whole.

    Europeans not knowing where Florida is is a totally different thing to Americans not knowing where Sweeden is. One os a district, the other is a country.

    If you think Europeans should know where Florida is, then that means that Americans should know where South Wales is in the UK. Good luck on *that*.

    It is pretty much accepted knowledge worldwide that the vast majority of the US population has little concern with anything beyond its own borders. Just watch your average american 6'oclock newscast and count the international references. Compared to other countries' newscasts it should be embarassing.

    1. Re:Apples and Oranges by DGregory · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They may be districts, but they're the size of entire countries. I think people should know US States... AND Canadian provinces. It's important parts of geography considering how big they are. And Americans should have an understanding of international geography, which I know isn't the case. We have a huge population of Gahanians (from Ghana) and Somalians in our city but I bet most people don't know where either of those countries are.

      It's interesting to note that the international news of other countries generally covers American news with perhaps bits and pieces of "important" other foreign news like who won a big soccer game. At least that's how it was in France when I was there watching their daily news.

  52. fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by spoonyfork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

    I've been to some mosques that were converted from churches after wars. I even have pictures. This happened. I could understand how some Christians could get a little miffed. Could someone explain how it is offensive to Muslims?

    Also, the geography "mistakes" in the article appear to be more policitical in nature than some developer not knowing where the Pacific Ocean is. Would I expect some developer in China to know about the controverial border between Michigan and Ohio that led to the Toldeo (Ohio) War?

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    Speak truth to power.
    1. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In large parts of the western world Islam is portrayed as a rather violent religion, with all that talk about Jihad that originates from a vocal minority of extremists. The fear of the moderate majority is that the game will serve to reinforce this image. So it's understandable that sensitive muslims may get offended. I wouldn't feel comfortable if a game that reenacts the Christian atrocities of the crusades were distributed widely in the Arab world.

      Moderate and majority is a word I would not use with "muslim". Mod me down, but I do know a lot of muslims and have a dozen muslim friends. Their reasonable and generous people but on facts of history/religion/jews they eyes glaze over and there is nothing but dogma and hatred in their hearts. Even Indonesian/pakistani/malasian muslims.

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  53. This is a US story rather than a Microsoft one by heffrey · · Score: 2

    If MS employees have little cultural sensitivity then that's probably because they are mostly from the US. Why should MS employees be greatly different from other Americans?

    Or am I risking a flame war here....

  54. Failure to "feel distance" isn't the same thing by dwheeler · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't think the difficulty people have in understanding differings scales is the same thing at all. Knowing what the locations of major features and countries of Earth is something that can be taught in school - and NEEDS to be taught there.

    But understanding the differing scale of things is much harder for human brains wrap around. Yes, they can be described by measuring distance or travel time, but it's hard to really understand differences in scale until you've been there. E.G., I remember visiting in the UK, and some people described "far away" villages which were closer than my daily commute. This is just one of the many reasons that you need to visit a place to really understand it.

    --
    - David A. Wheeler (see my Secure Programming HOWTO)
  55. Re:Whose Employees? by vidarh · · Score: 2, Informative
    Read for yourself (and take the survey :) ).

    It wasn't just that the US youth scored badly, but in a group of 9 countries, only the Mexican youth scored worse. The test isn't particularly hard either - it's multiple choice.

    Other interesting tidbits: Swedish youth were more than twice as likely to select the right choice for the size of the US population, where the options were "between 10 and 50 million", "between 150 and 350 million", "between 500 and 750 million", "between 1 billion and 2 billion" or "I don't know".... Hardly a difficult question. Even so, only 55% of the Swedish youth (who did best on this question) got it right.

    11% of the US youth tested couldn't even pick out the US on a world map when the other choices available were Canada, China, Colombia and "I don't know"...

    That said, the US and Mexico were not alone in answering shockingly badly on many questions. Canada and the UK also got pretty close...

  56. Re:Who freakin Cares... by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...the 56 people poll was actually bullshit, they took the two figures 23 and 56 from somewhere else - the National Geographic world wide poll that tested people from all around the world with 56 questions and americans got 23 right on average (56% couldnt find india but most could find the pacific)

    Indeed. The text of the survey highlights is as follows:

    Survey Results: U.S. Young Adults Are Lagging

    Despite the daily bombardment of news from the Middle East, Central Asia, and other world trouble spots, roughly 85 percent of young Americans could not find Afghanistan, Iraq, or Israel on a map, according to a new study.

    Americans ages 18 to 24 came in next to last among nine countries in the National Geographic-Roper 2002 Global Geographic Literacy Survey, which quizzed more than 3,000 young adults in Canada, France, Germany, Great Britain, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Sweden, and the United States. Top scorers were young adults in Sweden, Germany, and Italy.

    Out of 56 questions that were asked across all countries surveyed, on average young Americans answered 23 questions correctly. Others outside the U.S., most notably young adults in Mexico, also struggled with basic geography facts. Young people in Canada and Great Britain fared almost as poorly as those in the U.S.

    Among young Americans' startling knowledge gaps, the study found that

    • nearly 30 percent of those surveyed could not find the Pacific Ocean, the world's largest body of water;
    • more than half--56 percent--were unable to locate India, home to 17 percent of people on Earth; and
    • only 19 percent could name four countries that officially acknowledge having nuclear weapons.

    Several perhaps interrelated factors affected performance--educational experience (including taking a geography course), international travel and language skills, a varied diet of news sources, and Internet use. Americans who reported that they accessed the Internet within the last 30 days scored 65 percent higher than those who did not.

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    Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
  57. In the eye of the beholder ... by kbahey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree that it is a problem.

    But, put yourself in their shoes and see how it looks. As trivial as a map may look, there are political implications behind it. For example, in this case, an area inhabited by a ethno-linguistic minority asserts its independance, although the de facto situation is that this is within the bounds of a soverign state. What is worse, is that they see this as a conspiracy from more powerful countries to assert the reverse of the status quo.

    Some issues appear really trivial, but are really sensitive/contentious in other countries/cultures. Here are some examples:

    • Go to Greece and ask for "Turkish" coffee, and the most likely situation is that they will not serve you. You may even receive a lecture from the waiter too. Even mentioning the Turkish culture in an academic or historical sense to some Greeks will cause them to lose thier calm. The same can be true with Armenians too.
    • Calling the Persian Gulf "Persian" for the Arab states on the West coast of it. The Arabic name is "Gulf of the Arabs".

    Every culture has those "hot button" issues.

    There are many other cases I am sure, but you get the idea ...

  58. NEW Mexico by greendot · · Score: 2, Funny

    One summer, I was moving my girlfriend from Delaware back to our hometown in New Mexico. We were closing her bank account and wanted to wire the money to her account in New Mexico. It took about 2 hours (and 3 people) to convince the bank idiots that it was inside the USA and they didn't need to charge us an international wire transfer fee.

    Also, I did tech support calls for a few years in college and at least once a month some idiot would make a reference to us being "foreign". My favorite was "You speak very good English for living in a foreign country." "I try my best..." is all I could come up with.

  59. Cross a Boundary! by rdmiller3 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "I checked with an Arabic speaker in the company who was also a Muslim about what the chant meant and it was from the Koran. He went ballistic. It was an incredible insult to Islam." He asked for the game to be withdrawn but it was issued against his advice in the United States in the belief that it would not be noticed.

    Seems to me that the real problem will not be solved by holding geography classes. Here the problem was clearly identified within the company before product release. The warning was ignored because someone thought that software released in the US would remain isolated within the target market. Americans understanding Arabic? or software released in the US ending up in the middle east? What were the odds of that, eh?

    What it shows is that neither nations nor "markets" can adequately define people. Can you imagine how silly it would be for them to make a release of Football-game software specifically for each team's home region so as not to offend the local fans? Did you know that some radio stations are already playing songs tailored in just this way?!? To me, the fact that some corporate marketing goons think they can classify me and expect me to like it... that's offensive.

    Refuse to be classified! Don't let something arbitrary isolate you from other people; not nation, not religion or customs, not even language. Cross a line. Overcome a barrier.

    This is one of the main reasons I encourage people to learn Esperanto like I'm doing. What kind of difference do you think it might make, for example, if the people of Iraq and the US were able to freely communicate? Not just a few foreign-educated men but factory workers and dentists, grocery-clerks and stay-at-home moms... What if you had a pen-pal in Iraq? Do you think you might get a different story than what you're being fed by the news media?

  60. Missing the point by EdMcMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is not the programmer's responsibility to be aware of these things. Public relations people should be there to supply them with information as well as check products before they are done. Programmers are paid to program, not be familiar with customs of other countries.

  61. Perhaps the churches should be burned by bshroyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    down instead of converted. Would that make the Saudis any happier? Or MS could have just left them as churches, and the Muslim faithful could attend mosque under the cross. Still not acceptable? Any alternatives I've missed?

    What the Saudis object to is the concept of the game. They object to a Muslim team grabbing land from a Christian team.

    Get over it. It's a game.

    --
    The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
  62. Microsoft is not the only one. by krynos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look this patch for Solaris from Sun:
    ROC timezone should be avoided for political reasons

  63. parent is an idiot, why is it modded up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    knowing how fanatical most followers of that faith are -- this is just an ignorant statement seemingly informed more by US media than real life. Actually, it turns out that a shitload of muslims are well adjusted people.

    I wonder how offended the Saudi's where when I was over there defending their asses and didn't plug my ears when they blared these prayers over loudspeakers nationwide twice a day. -- This is just a stupid an nonsensical statement. Read it again mods. Really, what is redeeming or interesting about it?

    we have to be sensitive to those that consider us the devil, and will be rewarded in heaven for killing us infidels. I repeat, parent is an idiot.

  64. No problem... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just tell us how would you feel if a program showed the flag of your country in reverse.

    It wouldn't bother me at all. Here is the flag of the country I live in...

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
  65. Re:Am I the only one... by mvdwege · · Score: 2, Informative

    The funniest bit is that the Queen's Birthday is a national holiday: in the Netherlands!

    Now, if you look at the map, and the cultural difference, then this cock-up becomes highly amusing.

    Mart (Dutch, so I should know of the significance of April 30th)
    --
    "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
  66. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whap!

  67. This probably won't translate: by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a good trick for you females. (There ARE some on /., dammit!)
    A very attractive, accomplished, intelligent woman played a prank on me. As a party game, she had me close my eyes and trace the outline of "the ideal woman". I figured the game was to get the guy to lose track and laugh at the deformed outline. Something along the lines of "Her breasts are 2 feet above her neck!"

    So I concentraited very hard.

    "Ok, show where her eyes are."
    "Show where her nose is."
    "Show where her hair comes down to."
    "Show where her breasts are and their approximate size"
    "Show where her navel is."
    "Show where her waist is."
    "Show where her hips are."

    I was focussing really hard as the bits got closer together, sure I was creating a monster.

    "Show where her vagina is."
    I put my finger out and felt a warm, moist cavity.

    I fell over laughing - she'd knelt and put her mouth on my finger. I was pretty surprised. And a bit embarrassed.

  68. But... by rd_syringe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...supporting and financing terrorism is. Not to mention violating UN resolutions. You know, remember that? The thing that got violated which gives right to invasion and disabling of Saddam? What's the point of having resolutions if nobody enforces them for a decade?

    1. Re:But... by soliptic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well then.... Israel is next I assume?

  69. Cultural Knowledge – Calling the kettle black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Do they know...blah blah blah

    What do you know?

    think the nations capital > nation's

    is in the far northwest. > Use ? instead of . at the end of a question.

    Americans dont even know > don't

    Washington in the District of Columbia. > There is no Washington in D.C. "Washington, D.C." is the capital city's name.

    D.C. isn't a state, it's a special district with it's own government? > run-on sentence

    it's own government? > its

    know that Peurto Rico > You misspelled Puerto Rico three times. How's that for offending "Peurto Ricans"?

    belongs to the US, but is > unneeded comma

    it's own nation? > its

    referring to Peurto Rico > Puerto Rico

    Peurto Ricans > Puerto Ricans

    China or India, is > unneeded comma

    refer to Peurto Rico > Puerto Rico

    as a "state", > unneeded comma; comma would be within quotes

    it's not a criminal offense [...] neither in the USA or > "neither" causes a double negative; use either

    in Peurto Rico. > Puerto Rico

    It is a criminal offense to refer to Taiwan as a country in China. > clumsy placement of prepositional phrase makes sentence ambiguous -- Is it okay to refer to Taiwan as a country [that exists] in[side] Brazil? ;-) It is a criminal offense in China to refer to Taiwan as a country.

    >>> flamebait, dubious insinuations, and sweeping generalizations throughout