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Microsoft Found Guilty of Misleading Advertising

gtoomey writes "The UK Advertising Standards Authority has upheld complaints that Microsoft misled consumers by running advertisements claiming Linux is 10 times more expensive than Windows. The print advertisements used "independent research" to compare the cost of Linux on an expensive mainframe to Windows on a PC."

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  1. Marketing slime... by kmmatthews · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:

    The advert appeared in an IT magazine and was headed: "Weighing the cost of Linux vs Windows? Let's review the facts". The ad contained a graph comparing the cost in US dollars between a Linux images running on two z900 mainframe CPUs and a Windows Server 2003 image running two 900MHz Intel Xeons chips.

    Hmm, who wants to help me do some "independent research" of our own? We could compare Linux running on a WRT54G versus the cost of, say, a dual CPU P4 XEON system with 4 gbs RAM, SCSI array, redundant everything, and dual 19" LCD monitors.

    Lesse, that makes linux roughly 100 times cheaper (70$ vs. 7000$). Didn't I also see this ad on slashdot and in Linux Journal?

    Not intended to be a flamebait, it's not just a Microsoft problem - all marketing people are evil. Perhaps we should enact the death penalty for marketing droids?

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    1. Re:Marketing slime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      " all marketing people are evil. Perhaps we should enact the death penalty for marketing droids?"

      Douglas Adams had it right. I have my rifle ready for when the revolution comes.

    2. Re:Marketing slime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Marketing Dept.
      Microsoft UK
      Reading

      Dear Microsoft,

      Go stick your head in a pig.

      Signed your chums,
      The Advertising Standards Authority.

    3. Re:Marketing slime... by pottymouth · · Score: 5, Funny

      "First, kill all the lawyers" .. then we can do the marketing dept and then, just for fun, lets go after the accountants. They're like fish in a barrel anyway.

    4. Re:Marketing slime... by Jesrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why settle with just the marketing droids ? What about them lawyers, IRS people, CIA higher-ups, credit salesmen, etc...

      Vote C'thulhu for President !

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    5. Re:Marketing slime... by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmm, who wants to help me do some "independent research" of our own? We could compare Linux running on a WRT54G

      Unfortunately it wouldn't do too well on the capabilities side of the equation. To be fair Microsoft does somewhat have a point as IBM, one of the foremost advocates of Linux, is pushing the virtual-Linux-on-a-mainframe concept, and a lot of people are buying. It seems that Microsoft was tageting that competitor rather than Linux-running-on-obsoleted-developer-PC.

      I didn't bother checking, but most advertising boards are self-regulating groups that actually have zero real authority.

    6. Re:Marketing slime... by Epistax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To be fair Microsoft does somewhat have a point as IBM, one of the foremost advocates of Linux, is pushing the virtual-Linux-on-a-mainframe concept, and a lot of people are buying. It seems that Microsoft was tageting that competitor rather than Linux-running-on-obsoleted-developer-PC.

      Right, and Microsoft clearly states this whenever they make any outrageous claim.
      ... no wait

    7. Re:Marketing slime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't bother checking, but most advertising boards are self-regulating groups that actually have zero real authority.

      The ASA is indeed a self-regulating body. On the bright side, however, it is generally taken fairly seriously in the UK, and when it upholds a complaint the offending advert is almost invariably withdrawn.

    8. Re:Marketing slime... by rben · · Score: 5, Insightful
      To be fair Microsoft does somewhat have a point as IBM, one of the foremost advocates of Linux, is pushing the virtual-Linux-on-a-mainframe concept, and a lot of people are buying. It seems that Microsoft was tageting that competitor rather than Linux-running-on-obsoleted-developer-PC.

      In fact, what IBM is pushing is running hundreds of virtual Linux machines on a single IBM mainframe. This substantially reduces the cost of maintaining a large Linux installation. What would have been fair would have been a comparison between an IBM mainframe running hundreds of virtual Linux servers and hundreds of PC's running Windows.

      Oh wait... That is the kind of comparison that IBM is using to sell such systems...

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    9. Re:Marketing slime... by Halo- · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Unfortunately it wouldn't do too well on the capabilities side of the equation. To be fair Microsoft does somewhat have a point as IBM, one of the foremost advocates of Linux, is pushing the virtual-Linux-on-a-mainframe concept, and a lot of people are buying. It seems that Microsoft was tageting that competitor rather than Linux-running-on-obsoleted-developer-PC.

      Yeah, but how many virtual Linux machines can one z/OS mainframe run at once? (I beleive that even the mid-range boxes can run thousands without noticable impact) How many copies of Windows can you run simulatanously on a development PC? (I guess two or three if you go the VMWare route, but that drive cost up, and the performace would be the sux0r)

      So if I was say, a webhosting company which gave out "full root access accounts" (or their Windows equiv) I suspect the price difference between a z/OS mainframe running a thousand Linux LPARs vs. a room full of a thousand commodity PC's running Windows would be pretty hard to calculate. There are so many factors. For example:

      You've got one very expensive , but bulletproof box vs. 1000 cheap, but all-too-failable PCs. If the mainframe never croaks, you've saved money. But some fluke electrical event fries the mainframe, you're totally fsck'ed. I'm not even gonna try to guess at the difference in electrical and facilities costs because I don't know crap about the costs of either option, but I suspect they both would be interesting numbers. (1000 PC's is a lot of heat and electricity, but a z/OS prolly needs special power and the environment needs to be controlled as well...)
    10. Re:Marketing slime... by julesh · · Score: 4, Informative

      I didn't bother checking, but most advertising boards are self-regulating groups that actually have zero real authority.

      The UK's ASA is a government sponsored body that has the power to levy fines and issue orders that specific advertisements not be used in future.

    11. Re:Marketing slime... by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The UK's ASA is a government sponsored body that has the power to levy fines and issue orders that specific advertisements not be used in future.

      Sigh. No, the ASA is an industry body whose sanctions basically amount to loudly saying that what you're doing is misleading, and by members possibly punishing a violator by refusing to do business with them. It's all clearly there on their own webpage.

      Who They Are
      Sanctions

    12. Re:Marketing slime... by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 5, Insightful
      all marketing people are evil. Perhaps we should enact the death penalty for marketing droids?
      Sigh...

      Marketing is not the same as advertising. In fact, the most important functions of marketing are not from the company to the customer, but the other way around. A good marketing department listens to the market or the customer, determines what the market or customer needs, and helps orient production within the company to produce products that meet some identified need.
      I am in the process of starting a company that will be heavily dependent on its marketing department. I expect the top marketing exec in the company (in Brazil, I think it's more appropriate to use the title of Director than VP) to be the second-most influential person in the company after the "big boss" (probably with the title of Director-President), who is writing this post. Some special things in our business model will allow us to do some marketing things in innovative ways. But you wanna know something? I think advertising might not end up under marketing. To me it seems that advertising, as communication from the company to the market/customer, belongs more with sales than with marketing.
      I think of it this way: Sales is responsible for communicating from the company to the market in order to sell the product or service, and Marketing is responsible for the communication in the other direction, from the market to the company.
      In any case, wherever advertising ends up falling in the company I'm starting, it certainly won't be the main activity for the marketing department.
      Marketing people are not all evil. Competent marketing people can help companies provide the products and services customers want or need. That's not only not evil, it's good!
      On the other hand, many advertising people are evil, and seek to mislead the customer. But a good marketing department can obviate the need for deceptive advertising, because a company with a good marketing department doesn't need to deceive the customer- it really is making what the customer wants or needs and simply needs to communicate that in its advertising.
      By the way, I guess I should mention that my background is technical - I have a PhD in physics and had a career doing technical things (and the technical part of sales) in IT companies. So I'm not a "marketing droid" defending his profession. I'm just a person who has studied some marketing on his own time and understood how a well-run marketing department can benefit not just a company, but also that company's customers.

      --Mark
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    13. Re:Marketing slime... by DrJay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While we're at this, what does "less capable" mean in this context? Less capable of being shot-put across the room? Less capable of having an "Intel Inside" label on it?

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    14. Re:Marketing slime... by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Informative

      They don't have to blatently state it in big bold letters. It is part of the underlying document that is attached to the *. It is up to the viewer to verify the research.
      This is not uncommon to say the least - companies do this all the time. Notice that every movie is given awesome reviews by someone, that almost every book is on some best seller list, and that every brand is the "best" brand out there.
      Marketers know what they are doing, and after they are done it goes through the legal department for checks and balances.
      Also, since words like "best", "most effective", etc are vague, they can and do utilize these statements. So when Microsoft says "We have the BEST OS on the market" they are not wrong, they just didn't state who thinks they are the "BEST", and they do not have to.
      To help give a real example, years ago Bayer got sued for slanderous advertising. They were accused of stating that other companies dilute their headache medicine with water in their advertisements. Bayer turned around and said - no we did not say that, we just said that we do not use water to dilute our headache medicine. - (paraphrase obviously). Their statement has a blatent hidden meaning, but it doesn't break the literal meaning.
      Its marketing - kill the marketers.

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    15. Re:Marketing slime... by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But some fluke electrical event fries the mainframe, you're totally fsck'ed.
      1. If it's a mission critical system, you don't just buy one -- you buy two and (preferably) have them installed in geographically seperated areas.
      2. If one does buy the farm through some freak catastrophy, you're not the one who's fsck'ed -- the vendor and/or your insurance company is.
      If you rely on a multi-million dollar piece of equipment to run your business and don't have redundancy, insurance, and service contracts, you deserve whatever happens to you.
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    16. Re:Marketing slime... by bannerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me introduce you to these new (as of uh.. well.. when was writing first invented?) concepts called "backups". And "insurance". And "service". How long would it actually take, in the case of catastrophic natural phenomenon, to replace your z900? How long would it take to replace your thousands of PCs?

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    17. Re:Marketing slime... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft does have a directly competing product. They have Windows 2000/2003 Data Center Edition. It spawns off virtual machines. If MS wanted to do an apples to apples comparison, that's the box they need to test.

      TW

    18. Re:Marketing slime... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "First, kill all the lawyers"

      Consider the flip side of that coin...

      If you killed all the lawyers, who'd be there to protect your interests from all the freakin' jerks suing you and the power-grubbing politicians trying to take away your rights?

    19. Re:Marketing slime... by Jesrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The very fact that my post was modded +5, Insightful gives insight on how most slashdoters see politics. And somehow I don't think this is a phenomenon limited to the US.

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    20. Re:Marketing slime... by slackerboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many of the best marketing people are the ones who actually know something about the underlying technology and are also willing to tell the customer that it won't work. These people really do exist and they tend to be very successful and end up driving customer loyalty for the company. The marketing people shouldn't just have a degree in advertising.

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    21. Re:Marketing slime... by pknoll · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Tassach: Exactly, these rare events are what DR is for. You clearly understand enterprise computing.

      Halo: I'm guessing you haven't done much enterprise-level computing. That same "freak electrical event" could fry 1000's of PCs too (I assume it's something that blows past your PDU-supplied redundant power and line conditioning... right?? I mean, that could happen...)

      If that's the case, I'd rather restore -one- system at my DR site than 100, or 500, or whatever.

    22. Re:Marketing slime... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Informative

      In England they take truth in advertising very seriously. Not like here in the US, where in commercials it's OK to show a truck tumble off a cliff, yet it doesn't so much as have a scratch on it afterwards. :/

    23. Re:Marketing slime... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you killed all the lawyers, who'd be there to protect your interests from all the freakin' jerks suing you...

      If we killed off all the lawyers, how would you expect somebody to sue me?? On their own? At least then we are on even playing ground and not paying out tons of legal fees.

      ...the power-grubbing politicians trying to take away your rights?

      Power-grubbing politicians are nothing without lawyers to stand behind. It would be different if they could actually agree with each other and get organized, but I doubt that's likely to happen.

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    24. Re:Marketing slime... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      some quick braging:

      our EDC over 1000 servers not huge but still large:
      Windows uptime 98.65%
      Unix uptime 99.998%
      Linux portion of Unix uptime 100%

      of course now that I'm braging about it something is going to crash. 18moths of over 75 Linux servers running several diffrent applications like tomcat, websphear, Oracle, plust several diffrent specialized apps. And now we get to add another 75 in the next 3 months.

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    25. Re:Marketing slime... by akadruid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lawyers are like mechanics

      (Not all mechanics are weasels)

      A lawyer will not be like a mechanic until:
      - You require a mechanic to do anything with car, including opening the door and driving it.
      - It takes 3 months of study to understand opening a bonnet/hood.
      - Your mechanic bills you for answering the phone, taking a tea break, and billing you.
      - Your take a car with a flat tyre to garage, and pay the same regardless of whether the tyre is successfully changed.
      - Anyone born into the right family is automatically assured a life of ease and wealth as they attend mechanic school for many years and graduate into a position in a top garage which pays a salary that would support a small 3rd world country for 10 hours work per week.
      - I could go on.

      The point is not that there should be all lawyers be executed and everyone else spend 10 years learning how to be lawyers, but that lawyers should not be necessary. Laws should be clear, simple and brief - otherwise how can the general population be expected not to break them to start with? These are good laws:
      - No murder
      - No stealing
      - No copying anything written in the last 10 years
      Laws like that are easy to understand.

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    26. Re:Marketing slime... by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No murder

      So, how is it different when gang-bangers blast off each other and you shooting an intruder in your own home? Maybe we should say "No murder, and by murder we mean...". What about self defense?

      One-liner laws would leave us either wide-open, or with a code strict as hammurabi's...

    27. Re:Marketing slime... by CaptainZapp · · Score: 2, Funny
      Your * comment reminds me somewhat of the angle that MAD magazine used to employ. Sort of like:

      WINDOWS

      really sucks, but if you need an operating system for grown ups then GNU/Linux

      IS REALLY GREAT AND

      as opposed to this proprietary redmond crap

      SAVES YOU A SHITLOAD OF MONEY

      Sigh, I miss Don Martin...

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    28. Re:Marketing slime... by mormop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The UK system is still pretty sucky. MS probably knew that they'd get nailed for their "independant research" but even if they get fined it means little to them as the meme has already been sown.

      The same technique was used by the conservative government against Labour councils in the 80's and is also used by the current labour mob who will arrange for their friends in the media to carry out character assassinations on their critics safe in the knowledge that by the time an independant body has reviewed the facts and ruled the original article to be a lie everyone's already soaked it up. When a retraction is printed it normally occupies about 1/2 a column inch and as it's not news anymore, no-one cares anyway.

      What should happen now is MS should be required to take out an advert of the same size as the original in all publications concerned along the lines of:

      WE LIED!! Yes folks it's true. We bullshitted the lot of you with a bogus piece of research that we paid a friendly (although not tieable to us) company to make up. What's more, now you know we're willing to buy biased reports to fool you into buying our products you can take it as a sign that we actually have little faith their superiority because lets face it, if they were that great we'd be selling them on their merits not treating you like the idiots we think you are (Newham?). Microsoft - Because you're too stupid to work it out for yourself!

      Same goes for the press when they print false or exaggerated information on people. The trouble is that those with the wealth and power to do anything about it are those who benefit.

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    29. Re:Marketing slime... by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 2, Insightful



      With due respect, I believe ypou make the same error here as Socrates did in estimating the characters of himself and others -- namely projection.

      Socrates was known for believing that everyone would do the right if s/he only knew what it was.

      As Anna Freud pointed out, the two major escapes from reality are projection (everyone is just like me) and identification (I am just like everyone else.)

      The truth is, for every ten youths who see Star Wars, at least one will want to be Darth Vader and do as much evil as possible.

      And several others will not care a whit either way.

      I suspect the more of these types a society has, the more lawyers it needs.

    30. Re:Marketing slime... by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What? Why do we need two different words for ending a human life? hmmm... maybe because human interactions are too complex to be regulated by one-liner laws?

      That's why we need precisely defined "murder". Extrapolating from here to all matters that need to be regulated in society, the need for lawyers arises: laws that are precise enough are too big and complex for anybody to just go to court after a fast scan of the pertinent code of laws. I don't expect to be able to fix my TV after a fast scan of a service manual, nor do I expect my boss to be able to jump in and understand my Java/Perl/Whatever code after skimming "Java/Perl/Whatever in a nutshell".

      Of course, ambulance chasers/frivolous lawsuit specialists are another matter entirely... people who look to find the slightest loophole in the fabric of law that can be exploited for personal gain (hmmm, that sounds like an analogy for blackhats :)

    31. Re:Marketing slime... by RetroGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most politicians are lawyers.

      And there lies the problem.

      Lawyers have no sense of right or wrong (at least not in the traditional sense).

      If the laywer wins in court, he is right. If the lawyer loses in court he is wrong. That is all that matters.

      And then we elect these people.

      They do what they want. If they are not found out, they are right. If they are found out, well, there is always the NEXT election, where they lie and promise their way into power.

      I guess this turned into a rant....

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    32. Re:Marketing slime... by WNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quite right, but hundreds of thousands of words don't suddenly create clarity either.

      Laws need to be complex enough to deal with all the variables, yet simple enough to understand.

      Perhaps what we could do is have a policy of removing as many laws as possible, or consolidating them. Everyone has seen to silly examples of laws from the early 1900s, like it being illegal to put ice-cream in your pockets, or put a donkey in a bathtub. I'm sure there was a purpose for these at one time or another, but surely they could have either been dropped by now, or rolled into larger laws.

      If donkeys break their legs in bathtubs it's probably worth rolling into an animal cruelty law. We don't need to list every possibility for harm, just as theft laws don't have to list every type of car that you can't steal.

      If you've got six laws banning various automatic rifles, perhaps you could consolidate that into one law which bans a wider range?

      It's also possible to start with "Don't kill anyone (see section 1 for exceptions)". That way people know that by default, killing someone is against the law. They then look in section 1 and it says "Exceptions fall into two areas, 1) the person is threatening you or your property (see section 1.1 for details) or 2) they are a fugitive (see section 3.2) and you're a legally appointed police officer (4.1), prison guard (4.2), or bounty hunter (4.3)."

      That way you partition off the legal mumbo jumbo. It's there if needed, but organized that you can probably go a minimum number of levels and have an absolute answer. Laws these days seem to be written backwards, with the basic rules hidden in paragraphs of exceptions and definitions.

  2. Shocking News about Statistics by stecoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are you surprised that statistics can be bought and bartered? Everyone knows that the person paying for the data can make it show whatever they want.

    1. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you surprised that statistics can be bought and bartered?

      No, we're surprised that a government agency saw through the bullshit and has done something about it.

      Incidentally, the ASA is one of Britain's better agencies. It seems to have - some - real power, and doesn't seem to abuse it. Another poster has already mentioned Apple's tussles with the ASA (re: 64bit CPUs, IIRC) and other corporations have also been shouted down by the ASA. I'm sure they've made some bad calls in the past, but I'd be hard-pressed to recall any.

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    2. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is exactly why I refuse to participate in surveys - They seem to intentially target a specific focus group and also seem to ask questions in such as to get a desired response.

    3. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Incidentally, the ASA is one of Britain's better agencies. It seems to have - some - real power, and doesn't seem to abuse it.

      The ASA is the industries own self-regulating group, and its "real power" is basically a loud voice. Self-regulating groups are usually setup with the intent of keeping the government out by implying that the industry needs no external control.

      http://www.asa.org.uk/index.asp

    4. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nine out of ten doctors recommend acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin (tm)) as the pain killer to take on a desert island if you could only have one.

      Frankly I'm suprised it isn't ten out of ten. Aspirin is an anti-inflamatory. Acetomeniphin (Tylenol)isn't. Under the restrictions it's the clear choice.

      I wonder what the results would be if the survey had asked what the doctors recommend for a headache while "stranded" in a pharmacy?

      If you get to make up the questions you can also "make up" the answers, particularly if you can also actually make up the answers in the form of multiple choice check boxes.

      Note that the questions are never published, let alone the range of allowed answers.

      KFG

    5. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by andreMA · · Score: 2, Informative
      Incidentally, the "first 64bit computer" part of the Apple debacle was one part I never understood - surely we've had 64bit (UltraSparc) workstations since the mid-90s?
      As I recall it, the claim that Apple was taken to task for was more like "First 64-bit desktop" -- which led to a lot of reasonable debate concerning what a "Desktop" was vs. what a "Workstation" was.

      I'm an Apple fan, but they should have done a mea culpa on that one and blamed the different standards UK v. US for confusion and moved on.

    6. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by Yaztromo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Everyone knows that the person paying for the data can make it show whatever they want.

      Oddly enough, only 14% of people know this.

      Yaz.

    7. Re:Shocking News about Statistics by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that if you actually were an official movie censor your opinion would carry far more weight in deciding whether to prosecute than if you were an unofficial movie censor.

      The ASA carries a big stick in this regard. Because they are the official trade organisation for advertising, a referral to the OFT from the ASA is far more likely to be prosecuted than a referral from a private individual. This is where their weight comes from. Add into the mix that the ASA actually has the funds to investigate whether a claim is misleading, and you have a far more powerful body than one that simply says "please don't do that".

      Going back to your censor analogy: if you are an unofficial censor, then you have to get the funds to build a case against someone if you want to prosecute them. If you area an official censor, you have a bigger stick: you (usually) have better funding, better legal advice, and your voice carries more weight with those making the final descision.

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  3. What about back across the pond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What's stopping your guys complaining to your government agencies?

    1. Re:What about back across the pond? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the US the government works FOR corporations, not against them.

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    2. Re:What about back across the pond? by cs02rm0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the US the government works FOR corporations, not against them.

      This is working FOR corporations... for the hundreds of corporations, that could bring about some competitive innovation, that there would be room in the market for if Microsoft weren't sitting on a monopoly.

    3. Re:What about back across the pond? by hph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't believe in government. Yes, MS lies in its ads. So what? Caveat empor, as they say.

    4. Re:What about back across the pond? by jridley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rephrase:
      In the US the government works for the corporations that shovel the most money into the re-election campaigns (if not directly into the pockets) of the politicians.

    5. Re:What about back across the pond? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We "guys" don't have a government, hence no government agencies. The corporations do. It's a free market for the masses, but rock-solid socialism for medium to large American businesses. As one poster said, we guys have to rely on "caveat emptor".

      About 100 million Americans will demonstrate their lack of understanding of this in November, and will either cast their votes for the pro-business and anti-labor Republican, or pro-business and anti-labor Democrat. {sigh}

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    6. Re:What about back across the pond? by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "About 100 million Americans will demonstrate their lack of understanding of this in November, and will either cast their votes for the pro-business and anti-labor Republican, or pro-business and anti-labor Democrat."

      Two things:

      1) Please don't call it "pro-business". Pro-corporation is a better term. EVERYONE is involved in business. Being pro-business simply means allowing people to conduct their own business (whether financial or otherwise) freely, while being pro-corporation means taking a socialist/mercantilistic approach, and favoring corporations (especially powerful corporations) above the general population.

      2) I'm not sure I agree with your idea that Americans don't understand this. Most of them do, they just aren't sure what to do about it. They pick an R or D system, not because it matches who they are, but because it doesn't go as far outside as the other. In order to correct the situation, it would require funding. That requires bankers, which just undermines the whole concept from the start.

  4. independent research? by Lostie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's interesting that the ASA slapped Microsoft on the wrists for running the comparison on both different HARDWARE and software.
    They should have also enquired into this "independent research" - Microsoft has a history of funding "independant researchers" itself, which coincidentally always come out in favour for Microsoft.

    1. Re:independent research? by scsirob · · Score: 5, Funny

      The outcome makes sense. Microsofts claim is very similar to claiming that Diesel is 10 times as expensive as gas/petrol to travel 100km, when testing a 40 tonne Diesel truck and a 650 Kg Nissan Micra.

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    2. Re:independent research? by danheskett · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft has a history of funding "independant researchers" itself, which coincidentally always come out in favour for Microsoft.
      This isn't exactly true. Let's say you funded 50 studies of yourself, to find out all kinds of interesting things. 25 come back positive, 25 come back negative.

      Which ones will you tell women about when hitting on them at the bars?

    3. Re:independent research? by kfg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      . . .always come out in favour for Microsoft.

      Actually, this isn't true. What happens is that when a private party funds "research" such as this it's a work for hire, the funding party owns the results and the researcher is bound and gagged by an NDA.

      When the results don't come out as they like, which is fairly common, they simply don't publish those results.

      It's pretty easy for me to prove that I can always flip a coin to land heads if each flip is taken to be an independant test and I only publish the tests that came up heads.

      KFG

    4. Re:independent research? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I seem to recall that drug companies got into the same pickle. Just googling for "drug companies research skewed" brings back 33,000 hits. http://www.google.com/search?q=drug+companies+rese arch+skewed

      Mind you, adding goatse to the query brings back 14 hits: http://www.google.com/search?q=drug+companies+rese arch+skewed+goatse, the first of which is http://slashdot.org/articles/04/01/28/073253.shtml ?tid=109&tid=126&tid=163&tid=187&tid=98&tid=99 Microsoft-funded Linux Studies Benefit ... Microsoft

    5. Re:independent research? by EulerX07 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me get this straight, you fund studies about yourself to be able to pick up women in bars? What's your line, "I know I might seem like a geek, but these studies clearly state that I'm a stud and you should come home with me"?

    6. Re:independent research? by danheskett · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Studies indicate that 74% of women find my equipment to reliable, durable, and ultimately worth the investment of time, energy, and booze."

  5. Garbage in, Garbage out... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Clearly, when you compare the operating cost of a mainframe to the operating cost of a PC, it doesn't matter what OS you put on either system, the mainframe is going to cost more to own.

    The research may have been conducted indepenently and fairly, but the conclusion it came to should have surprised nobody because the test they were running didn't put the two operating systems on a level playing field in the first place.

    Try running both OSes on identical hardware and then see what kind of results you get...

    1. Re:Garbage in, Garbage out... by datadriven · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think windows will run on a mainframe.

  6. Link to adjudication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a link to the adjudication at the Advertising Standards Authority.

    This is the same agency that has nailed Apple to the wall several times in the past.

    1. Re:Link to adjudication by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see how you can claim they "nailed" Apple several times when a) there's only one case and b) two out of three of the complaints were rejected: The G5 was the world's first 64 bit personal computer and the first to break the 4GB memory limit.

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  7. nonsense by kg_o.O · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux is as cheap as Windows. Windows is as cheap as Linux. They both cost ~one CD-R.

    1. Re:nonsense by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, Linux is more expensive. Most distros take up three or four CD-Rs these days.

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    2. Re:nonsense by kg_o.O · · Score: 4, Funny

      >You should be taken out and hung with the rest of the pirates, Blackbeard. ;)

      Why me? This is a result of an independant research :P

    3. Re:nonsense by fluch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Debian needs 13 CD-R in the new upcoming release. Makes it then 13 times more expensive than Windows...

    4. Re:nonsense by Bert64 · · Score: 5, Informative

      But think how many CDR's you'd need in order to pirate all the equivalent apps for windows aswell..

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    5. Re:nonsense by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Funny
      Actually, Linux is more expensive. Most distros take up three or four CD-Rs these days.

      That depends if you use the smaller European CD-Rs as opposed to the larger African CD-Rs. :)

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  8. No real surprises by farnz · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Having seen the advert, I'm not surprised they got told off; the gist of it was that Linux had to be worse than Windows, since Windows on a dual Xeon was as fast as Linux on an S/390 mainframe, but at 1/10th the cost.

    If you didn't read the website the advert pointed you at very carefully, you would be led to believe that Linux needed much more expensive hardware than Windows to even match capabilities; in fact, the study made no such claims.

    1. Re:No real surprises by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What the study results really show is that for a typical usage patern, the IBM Mainframe product running Linux is a complete waste of money because the typical user needs only a typical PC worth of resources on their server. The fact that the two machines being compared ran different operating systems was more or less incidential.

    2. Re:No real surprises by spookymonster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...the IBM Mainframe product running Linux is a complete waste of money because the typical user needs only a typical PC worth of resources on their server.

      The true benefit of Linux on the mainframe comes from server consolidation. Using an entire z900 mainframe to run just one Linux image at a time is a huge waste of resources. Running 16 images at the same time (native, so as not to incur a performance penalty from a VM) is far more efficient and cost effective.

      Using a $1M(USD) CPU for a desktop replacement is indeed a waste. Using it as a server-farm-in-a-box isn't.

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  9. Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Slashdot needs an "Obvious" tag.

  10. Will Others Follow? by grunt107 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since it has been shown time after time (sorry Ms. Lauper) that EU != US, will MS get smacked here?
    Probably the only outcome would be a forced disclaimer like the fast talking legal-speak in car commercials: 'Whencomparedbetweendislikesystemsbypaidresearchco nsultants.realresultsmayvarybasedonuseandhardwarep urchases.notresponsibleforvirusesandothersoftwarem alfunctions.seeresellersfordetails'

    1. Re:Will Others Follow? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US has much more liberal standards for what we allow advertisers to get away with. To get in trouble here, your ad has to contain "false" information, over there, it's a much weaker standard of being "misleading"... which is to say the information in the ad can be all true, but if an average reader will use your information to reach a false conclusion you're still in trouble there but not here.

      Silly First Amendment coming back to bite us when in the hands of a megacorp again... :)

  11. Surprising by StevenHenderson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised Microsoft didn't go ahead and factor in an SCO license to the "cost" of Linux.

  12. In essence... by Biotech9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS compared server 2003 on dual 900 MHz Xeons to Linux on an IBM z900 mainframe.

    By my own similar method of comparison I can conclude Apples Mac OS X is 2000 times cheaper than MS server 2003*.

    * Mac OS X running on a dual G5 Xserve. MS sever 2003 running on a quad quantum cyberdine systems X-9000 with gold plated tri-lithium cooled case and diamond studded cup holder.

    1. Re:In essence... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Funny


      "* Mac OS X running on a dual G5 Xserve. MS sever 2003 running on a quad quantum cyberdine systems X-9000 with gold plated tri-lithium cooled case and diamond studded cup holder."

      Sounds like a nice system, but I have two questions.
      1) does it run linux?
      2) Can I get a beowulf cluster?

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  13. But don't kill.... by 9-bits.tk · · Score: 4, Informative
    The open-source marketing droids.

    If we had some of Microsoft's droids working for us, the open-source community in promoting open-source software, we may possibly have a big market share (as if we haven't got a growing one already).

    Fine, Linux may be expensive in the short-term, i.e. upgrading and replacing some incompatible hardware, training staff, etc. but as ESR says, pay-per-seat Microsoft licensing fees are forever.

    Just my two pence.

  14. The Adjudication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    no karma required
    from http://www.asa.org.uk/ [ironically running on IIS with .asp]
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    Microsoft Ltd

    Microsoft Campus
    Thames Valley Park
    Reading
    Berkshire
    RG6 1WG

    Date: 25th August 2004

    Media: Magazine

    Sector: Computers and telecommunications

    Agency: McCann Erickson

    Public Complaints From: Liverpool, Surrey, Wiltshire
    Complaint:
    Objections to a specialist magazine advertisement, for a computer operating system, that was headed "WEIGHING THE COST OF LINUX VS. WINDOWS? LET'S REVIEW THE FACTS." A graph compared the cost (US$) per Megabit per second of "One Linux image running on two z900 mainframe CPUs" with "One Windows Server 2003 image running on two 900 MHz Intel Xeon CPUs". Underneath it stated "Linux was found to be over 10 times more expensive than Windows? Serverâ 2003 in a recent study ⦠audited by leading independent research analyst META Group, measured costs of Linux running on IBM's z900 mainframe for Windows-comparable functions of file serving and Web serving. The results showed that IBM z900 mainframe running Linux is much less capable and vastly more expensive than Windows Server 2003 as a platform for server consolidation.* To get the full study and other third-party findings, visit Microsoft.com/uk/getthefacts." The asterisk linked to a footnote that stated "Results may vary outside the United States â¦". The complainants challenged whether the comparison was misleading, because the operating systems were run on different hardware.

    Codes Section: 3.1, 7.1, 18.1, 18.2, 18.3 (Ed 11)
    Adjudication:

    Complaints upheld
    The advertisers said they intended the advertisement to compare competing file-serving set-ups that met the same needs and were intended for the same purposes. They said they had prepared the advertisement in response to an advertising campaign by IBM in which Linux running on an IBM mainframe was tested for file serving and web serving. They said their advertisement was based on results from a benchmark study and the advertisement informed the public of the results from that study about the relative performance and cost of one Linux image running on IBM's z900 mainframe CPUs and Windows Server 2003 image running on two 900MHz Xeon CPUs. The advertisers said the benchmark study was a network load performance test that was neither hardware specific nor operating system specific; they said the fact that the hardware and operating systems were different was irrelevant. They pointed out that the client PC did not determine the server used and that the server workloads were the same and were functionally equivalent. The advertisers explained that each server was tested to deal with increasing numbers of functions from client PCs. They said they took measurements from the client PCs to assess how fast the server would respond. They asserted that the study was audited by Meta, an independent consultancy firm, who reported that the study was a fair comparison.

    The Authority noted the advertisers intended the advertisement to compare competing file serving set-ups that met the same needs and had the same function. It noted the study was audited and was a fair comparison of the operating systems on different hardware. The Authority considered, however, that because the advertisement stated " ⦠WEIGHING THE COST OF LINUX VS. WINDOWS ⦠Linux was found to be over 10 times more expensive than Windows ⦠" it implied the comparison was between Linux and Windows operating systems only, and not about the performance of operating systems on different hardware. It took expert advice. It understood that the study measured the cost of Linux, running on IBM's z900 mainframe, to a Windows Server 2003 image, running on 900 MHz Intel Xeon CPUs, and was therefore a comparison that demonstrated the price and performance between IBM zSeries hardware and Intel Xeon CPUs. It understood that the pri

  15. Re:Statistics by Walterk · · Score: 3, Funny

    In related news, usage of statistics is up 60%. After a fall last year of 40% on the usage of statistics this came as quite a surprise to the Internation Statistics Council (ISC).

    "We are delighted with the increase of the usage of statistics, " said Chris Banana, the CEO of the ISC, "after the decline of previous year we have campained 150% more to encourage a 76% increase in statistics usage."

    Independent inquiries with the goal of producing statistics have also risen 45% according to an independent study issued by the ISC.

    "We are extremely grateful for the 5000% increate in funding we received from Microsoft in order to make this all possible", according to Chris.

  16. I remember seeing this ad... by wtom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...and thinking, how much more stupid can it be? I saw the ad in a publication aimed at IT professionals (e-week, I think). Now granted, I know a lot of CIOs and other IT executive types might see it, but at least with the magazine I saw it in, I would think the target base would have enough tech savvy to know that a mainframe is going to cost more to run than a dual-xeon system.

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  17. Microsoft used false advertising for Windows 98 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Windows 98 setup it said,"You simply plug in a USB device and your system automatically configures itself. You don't even have to restart your computer"
    I've plugged in USB devices that prompted for a reboot.

    Windows 98 setup also said that "Windows 98 is Year 2000 ready." But later Microsoft issued two patches to correct y2k problems in Windows 98.

    1. Re:Microsoft used false advertising for Windows 98 by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      In Windows 98 setup it said,"You simply plug in a USB device and your system automatically configures itself. You don't even have to restart your computer"

      As Bill Gates said when demonstrating this, 'Well, uh, you just plug it in and uh-oh....' (enormous round of laughter from audience) '...well, I guess that's why we're not releasing it quite yet!'

      Best-timed BSOD ever ;-)

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    2. Re:Microsoft used false advertising for Windows 98 by HarvardAce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Link to a video showing the aforementioned BSOD: http://www.windowscrash.com/albums/movies/gates_30 _240.mov

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  18. But don't kill by 9-bits.tk · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... the Open-source marketing droids. If we managed to get some of Microsoft's marketing department staff into open-source, and have them promoting it, we would have a faster-growing marketshare than what we have now. The problem with Microsoft is that the so-called "Independent Studies" aren't independent, and they only look at the short-term expenses. Migrating to Linux may be expensive for a business, e.g. buying new hardware if the selection you have is incompatible, training staff to use the new system, etc. but if you look at the long term benefits, you'll find that costs are reduced dramatically. Windows IIS web servers are more likely to be defaced than Apache servers, although IIS is a small fraction of the servers on port 80 out of the entire internet! Security? Pah! The only reason that there is more security patches is that they are found and fixed quicker. I am using Mandrake 10.0 and I download the updates in bulk. There is a batch every to download and when I have finished there is no more to download for the rest of the week! Read http://opensource.org/, ESR's article Get The FUD in the Halloween documents section. Its just brilliant.

  19. Only 1 Linux image on a mainframe is inefficient by spookymonster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real cost savings in running Linux on a zSeries mainframe comes from consolidating multiple server images under one box - either 16 servers running in native LPARs or 20+ under z/VM virtual machines.

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  20. Advertising. by malkavian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work in an advertising company. Oddly, the one that held the Microsoft account in 1995, when MS released Windows 95.
    At that time, there were a few 'jinks' planned for the release that were not, strictly speaking, legal.
    They knew that they'd get their wrists slapped, perhaps fined heavily.
    The company take on it? They knew they may get caught up for it, and slapped hard. But these jinks would get the 'message' across in a spectacular way.
    Nobody looked too hard at the slapdown and retractions, because they simply avoided the limelight. They had to look apologetic to the right people in private, and it was all forgotten.
    But people at large simply remembered the original advertising stunt.

    In this, it's the same thing again. They knew they'd be held up by the ASA, and torn down a strip, and forced to stop the advertisement.
    However, they also know that the tech-unsure IT Managers and CIOs and so on will probably see it, and start saying "See, this Linux thing isn't so cheap after all! Stay with MS".
    Advertising like that is meant to stay in the head along with the words 'survey' and masquerade as fact, so that in a future discussion that's on the subject, they won't say "I saw an advert that said Linux is more expensive than Windows", they'll say "I saw a SURVEY that showed how windows was cheaper to run than Linux".
    Damage already done. Although the lie has been caught it's already spread, masquerading as fact.
    They've earned their money, MS will pay any required fines (they've probably already been built into the pitch before it was released), and MS will be smiling all the way as the flung mud sticks, as it always does.

    1. Re:Advertising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Punishment should be to run advertisements of the same size and in the same magazines as the original ad to retract the claims. That way, it gets the same exposure as the original ad.

      Sounds fair to me.

  21. Not surprising it came from the UK by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    weren't they also the ones that slammed Apple for claiming the g5 was the fastest personal computer on earth?

    1. Re:Not surprising it came from the UK by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
      weren't they also the ones that slammed Apple for claiming the g5 was the fastest personal computer on earth?

      Yes, they were.

      I've also had good experiences with the ASA on a non-computing related matter (well, only tangentially related anyway). There were adverts for an online gambling site's poker service put up in Tube trains, with titles like "Sucker", "Gullible" and "Greedy", each one having an arrow pointing straight down at whoever was unfortunate enough to be sat on the seat beneath.

      Which included me.

      Unwilling to be called gullible purely for the sake of some slimy gambling joint grabbing more cash, I went via the ASA website and complained. Apparently I wasn't the only one, and it took just three weeks for the adverts to be withdrawn. A good result I think.

      Oh, and yes - you'll have heard of these cretins should you be unlucky enough to see pop-up ads still. I'm certainly not giving them any free publicity by mentioning their name here though.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:Not surprising it came from the UK by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So are you gonna call the cops if I call you gullible to your face?

      If you're doing it for commercial gain, yes. If it's your genuine opinion about me - nothing I can do except try to refute it.

      That's the difference. This was commercial speech, not personal. It is not an advert's place to put a blanket insult pointing at a random person using a public space.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    3. Re:Not surprising it came from the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      titles like "Sucker", "Gullible" and "Greedy", each one having an arrow pointing straight down at whoever was unfortunate enough to be sat on the seat beneath.

      Which included me.

      Unwilling to be called gullible purely for the sake of some slimy gambling joint grabbing more cash, I went via the ASA website and complained ... it took just three weeks for the adverts to be withdrawn
      to be replaced with ones that said "smart arse", presumably.
  22. Still misleading... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should have run the two operating systems on identical (PC) hardware. After all, the x86 platform is the original platform of Linux too, and probably the best supported. So this would be fair to both systems.
    Thus, the hardware costs would be a draw and the cost comparison would actually be about software.

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    1. Re:Still misleading... by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh I entirely and completely agree that it is misleading - what they compared wasn't Linux versus Windows, it was Linux-as-IBM-would-have-you-have-it versus Windows which is quite a different beast altogether.

    2. Re:Still misleading... by groovemaneuver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That actually IS part of the stupid "get the facts straight" campaign. What this and other silly comparisons always conveniently leave out is the fact that a good Linux admin can handle 50-100 boxes (more in an identical cluster situation), whereas a good windows admin can handle 20-30 boxes.

      How about some math:
      (these salaries are made up and meant to illustrate that even if your Linux admin makes DOUBLE what your Windows admins make, it's still a better deal.)

      Linux admin: $80K, Win admin: $40K

      30 machines: Linux $80K, Win $40K
      30-100: Linux $80K, Win $160K
      100-200: Linux $160K, Win: $280K

      So now let's try it with closer to real figures:
      Linux admin: $50K, Win admin: $45K
      30 boxes: Linux $50K, Win $45K
      30-100: Linux $50K, Win $180K
      100-200: Linux $100K, Win $315

      If Windows admins are in fact paid less, Windows can only come out ahead in small operations. Furthermore, the closer Win and Linux admin salaries are, the better the savings are in a large operation when you go with Linux.

      Also as an admin, if you see that even Microsoft is saying that Linux admins make more money, why would you waste your time learning their system? Show me the MONEY!

  23. "Results may vary outside the United States" by sczimme · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Douglas Adams described the Vogons as "not being above bribery and corruption in the same way that the sea is not above the clouds" (something like that - I'm working from memory). For some odd reason that phrase popped into my head as I read the article.

    Another interesting bit:

    "...The results showed that IBM z900 mainframe running Linux is much less capable and vastly more expensive than Windows Server 2003 as a platform for server consolidation.*" The ASA said the asterisk linked to a footnote that said: "Results may vary outside the United States".

    I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean: is Linux less capable in Abu Dhabi than it is in the US? Are the results are reversed in the southern hemisphere? One might think that - if the study were conducted properly (big if) - the figures would remain proportional even after pricing for markets and conversion of currency (exchange rates).

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    1. Re:"Results may vary outside the United States" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, didn't you know that for loops run in the other direction in the southern hemisphere?

    2. Re:"Results may vary outside the United States" by autophile · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...The results showed that IBM z900 mainframe running Linux is much less capable and vastly more expensive than Windows Server 2003 as a platform for server consolidation.*" The ASA said the asterisk linked to a footnote that said: "Results may vary outside the United States".

      Because the higher the voltage at the outlet, the faster the electrons in the CPU go.

      --Rob

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    3. Re:"Results may vary outside the United States" by timmi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Methinks the difference is the dirt cheap prices M$ sells its software for in countries that don't respect US copyright

    4. Re:"Results may vary outside the United States" by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny
      The ASA said the asterisk linked to a footnote that said: "Results may vary outside the United States".

      I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean: is Linux less capable in Abu Dhabi than it is in the US?

      it means "dont sue us if you happen to read this in a country that has enforceable truth in advertising laws"
  24. advertising IS BAD ! by rozz · · Score: 4, Interesting
    advertising IS THE REAL EVIL ... PERIOD.
    advertisers calculate ~like this :

    a lot of people are too lazy to do their own reserch

    a lot of people are too dumb to do their own reserch

    about the remained ~5%, we don't care

    and the obvious conclusion - it don' matter what crap you tell them, make it sound nice and they'll buy

    as about stigmatising MS for this .. i don' wanna say they are the nicest company, but ANY big company that ever did advertising, had at least one similar campaign

    or think about this sample AFAIR, Carlsberg ran a spot saying "Carlsberg - probably the best beer in the world"
    think about the uproar after a "Windows - probably the best OS in the world"

    advertising is the real bad-guy here, not MS ... advertising takes away your freedom of choice by exploiting your lazyness or dumbness ... and they do it so good, most of people even enjoy it!

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  25. Americans by jb.hl.com · · Score: 4, Informative

    For all you Americans, this serves as an introduction. This here is what we call "regulation". It stops businesses being dicks by not bending over backwards to them at every opportunity. Our economy has not yet collapsed. Amazing, that.

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  26. This seems like desparation .. by Peter_JS_Blue · · Score: 2, Interesting
    .. from a company who knows its years are numbered. Perhaps one day someone will do a proper "shoot-out" between WindowsXP, Linux and the BSDs, however I read somewhere that you could violate your Win EULA if you made the results public - can anyone confirm that ?.

    I have also been watching the WinXP-SP2 saga play out and it just seems like "business as usual" to me. I'm sure they will get it right in the end - just in time to start the whole process all over again with "LongHaul" - opps sorry, Longhorn.

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  27. Duh! by RLW · · Score: 2, Funny

    DDDDDDuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
    Finally we have proof that government does watch TV.
    Oh, right the Jackson thingy, well I guess now we have proof that the governemnt watches TV even when boobs are not on display.

  28. When will they really be punished? by DrugCheese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most government have heavy laws to try and help protect people from corporations. Yet if a person is brought in to court on so many charges in a time frame the court adds them all up hoping to get a better view of how the person is acting in (and hurting) the society. But giant corporations, they can get hauled to court constantly even over the same charge again and again and courts treat them all as seperate cases. Why not look at the big picture and see what these giants are doing to society and pass judgement trying to change something rather then trying to say something the corperations obviously aren't going to listen to?

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  29. the Bikini thing by Abundantes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As my old math prof said:

    Statistics are like a Bikini: showing interesting details but hiding the important stuff.

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  30. It's simple really... by Glock27 · · Score: 2, Funny
    How do you know the marketing guy is lying?

    His lips are moving.

    (Or, in this case, his fingers are typing.;)

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    Score: -1 100% Flamebait
    1. Re:It's simple really... by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Marketing - selling the un-neccesary for an un-reasonable amount, to people that have no use for it.

      I almost got a marketing degree, then I figured out I wasn't qualified, I had a conscience!

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  31. The Webserver Example by Halo- · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The whole idea of generically computing TCO is fraught with problems. The "total cost" is going to greatly depend on what the platform is used for and by whom.

    I think you've got to look at common examples where the profit margin is thin, highly competitive, and tightly linked to actual operating overhead. If you an price web hosting, a Windows/IIS solution is more expensive than a Unix-based one. The cheapest hosts are always Unix-based, and ironically they tend to also be the most "reliable" (according to uptime....)

    I'm sure there are examples of where the TCO of Windows on the same hardware is cheaper than something Unix-based, but for most serious work, Unix still rules.

  32. Not the first time... by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell, Microsoft was guilty of false advertising when they released Microsoft Works.

  33. took longer then expected.. by auzy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    considering my home server running windows cost $100 for the windows copy, and my linux server cost $0 for the software, hmm, I wonder whats cheaper

    1. Re:took longer then expected.. by qray · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is more to cost than the software. My time is worth at least $50 an hour. And so if I have to muck around with a free piece of software more than commercial it can quickly become more "expensive" than its commercial counterpart.

      Would you take a free car if it cost $1000 for gas and maintenance?

    2. Re:took longer then expected.. by laird · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's an interesting hypothetical statement. Let's inject some actual data.

      Windows not only costs more to purchase, in my experience it also costs for more to administer. I ran a huge farm of servers (hundreds of 4-CPU servers) that could run both NT and UNIX, and it took 4x as many sysadmin's per server to keep the _same_ servers running under NT than UNIX. On top of that, we could tune the UNIX environment to the application far better than NT, so we also got 2x the performance on the same app's under UNIX than NT (so we had to run the same app on 2x as many servers). This meant that in large scale production, we consistently (several years) measured NT as costing 8x as much as UNIX to run. Of course, you also have to factor in NT's relative instability as a server environment (try running ASP's with DLL's), but that hardly helps NT's case.

      So let's rephrase your statement as: "There is more to cost than the software. My time is worth at least $50 an hour. And so if I have to muck around with a commercial piece of software more than free it can quickly become even more "expensive" than its free counterpart.

      Would you take a commercial car if it cost $1,000 for gas and maintenance?"

      There, that's better.

  34. Fool by Smuttley · · Score: 2, Informative

    How is the system funded?

    The ASA's work is funded by a small levy on display advertising and direct mail expenditure. In order for the ASA to preserve its independence from the advertising industry, a separate body, the Advertising Standards Board of Finance, collects this income. The only cost to consumers is the price of a stamp, or the time spent online, to send a complaint. The ASA's budget for the year 2003 is just over £4 million.

  35. The Damage Is Done by rinkjustice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now that Microsoft has been "found guilty" of misleading advertising, I wonder what their punishment will be? Life sentence at a hard labour camp? Confinement in a maximum security prison? Did the Gates family weep as the sentence was handed down?

    Seriously, the UK Advertising Standards Authority have no authority, and there are likely no repercussions for Microsoft. Many whom have read those false claims and erroneous statements (and especially the poor saps that bought into it) will likely never hear the truth. The lies have been perpetrated and spread. It's like the old man who climbs to the top of a mountain and releases a bag of feathers to a mighty gust of wind. Those feathers are like lies: they spread to the four corners of the earth and are impossible to retract.

  36. Advertising Standards Authority? by nwbvt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Man, its a good thing we don't have that here, or else what fun would political campaigns be?

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  37. Microsoft had a valid point by ajs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The original reason for the research was to counter IBM's claims that you could reduce your TCO more by converting to Linux on a mainframe than to Windows on PC farms.

    BOTH OF THEM WERE CORRECT.

    In the IBM case, they were looking at it from the point of view that you already had mainframes, and you wanted to make them cheaper to maintain and keep up with modern software trends. They were correct.

    In the Microsoft case, they were analyzing what it would take to convert over to mainframes or start from scratch. They were correct.

    Where MS went horribly, horribly wrong was when their marketing folks took this, perfectly reasonable, research and referenced it in ads to the general computing community without any indication that it was a comparison relevant only to a particular niche market!

    MS did some good research here, but the applied it unethically. Let's be clear on what we're coming down on them for!

  38. If you don't like the truth by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Then have someone invent it for you. Seems to be all the rage lately.

    Advertising has always played around the fringes of the truth, like system specs. But lately it's gone from stretching the truth to inventing it.

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  39. Re:No no no, this is good news by spookymonster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having said that, you'd be even better off if you could find a way to let your application run on a bunch of PC Linux boxes that together meet the scalability and reliability of z900 systems.

    Just to clear up some misconceptions about the mainframe:

    Mainframes don't just get their power from having faster CPUs:

    - The z/Series I/O architecture is far more efficient, requiring significantly less CPU overhead than x86 designs.

    - IBM implements bleeding-edge tech into their hardware designs, things that are a good 2-5 years ahead of the consumer market. Of course, you wind up paying a premium for the priviledge...

    - The most recent designs are geared toward grid computing and server-farm-in-a-box implementations. Sysplex and the coupling facility (think Beowulf clusters), shared kernels, and so on.

    For an interesting overview of the benefits of using a z/Series mainframe as a server farm, I'd suggest reading this article -
    http://eservercomputing.com/mainframe/articles/ind ex.asp?id=252

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  40. I complained to OSDN by mpcooke3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I saw these TCO ads running on slashdot I complained to OSDN. They didn't deny the ads were misleading but didn't seem to want to stop running them. Their argument basically revolved around the fact that slashdot users wouldn't take the ads seriously anyway.

    I stated at the time that I thought they would be in breach of UK advertising law.

  41. False claims? by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're joking right?

    Perhaps a little more than a year ago, I personally made the assertion that Linux is great...even unmatched on the server side, especially for the cost involved but even without costs considered, I think Linux does an amazingly good job. But I also said Liunx is not ready for the desktop as I found it slow, unstable and barely usable.

    What has changed? I have better hardware though that shouldn't have been the difference. We have newer X releases, new Open Office releases, GNOME wasn't even 2.0 at the time was it?

    In any case, what has changed is largely my lazy ass. One day I just decided it was time to learn to use the thing as more than a server. And without many failures (I have this little digital camera for which no Linux support exists), I haven't run into any task I couldn't complete with satisfaction under (currently) Fedora Core 2. (please, I know there are other distros and KDE "Kicks De Ess!" and all that, but I'm comfortable with GNOME and FC2)

    My point here is that at this point in time, I truly feel it's ready for prime time. More than that, I feel it's NEEDED prime time. The net has been getting a lot of attention for being unsafe for machines with a Microsoft OS. There are too many holes to plug even for experts in the field so I cannot imagine how helpless end users feel (though from my view they seem like helpless children getting f*cked up the ass and don't yet realize that this is immoral and wrong.)

    The only thing that needs to change at this point in time are the minds of users.

    But like the adoption of USB technology, it's a kind of chicken-egg thing. And ultimately, it was the makers of hardware that brought realization of the potential of USB. I suspect it will again be manufacturers (of PCs this time) that will bring realization of Linux's potential on the desktop.

    It's ready. It's just a matter of whether we can get the hardware people out there to support Linux better.

  42. This Ad. was also hosted by Slashdot by DVega · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've seen the same ad. running on Slashdot in the recent past

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  43. Advertising IS BAD ! -- Wrong! by jacksdl · · Score: 2, Informative

    The real evil is the "lazyness or dumbness" you mention in your last sentence not advertising.

    Since we don't teaching critical thinking skills in schools, we aren't equipped for democracy and freedom in general. We need to arm our population with the tools to recognize bs when it is shoveled on them.

  44. OB Bill Hicks Quote by Halthar · · Score: 5, Funny

    "By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show."

    ""You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!" ~ Bill Hicks

  45. Re:Share and Enjoy by Cat_Byte · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is definitely false advertising. I charge way more than 10X for my Linux consulting.

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  46. Re:Rate of posted Microsoft articles on Slashdot by Cobron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agreed, the only times linux gets on slashdot is when there's something new or positive to talk about. Why can't we do that too wi...? ooow...

  47. Only 10 times as expensive? by ohad_l · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, that's either a real cheap mainframe, or Windows is a helluva lot more expensive than I remember it to be.

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  48. Big deal by inkswamp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I thought the UK's judgment against Apple for claiming that the G5 was the world's fastest PC was silly and (despite being ardently anti-Microsoft) I think this is silly as well.

    I mean, best of luck to the British for trying their best to keep advertisers honest. It's really the right attitude to have, but before pouring this much resources into this issue why not step back and think: it's freakin' advertising, fer fuck's sake! What do you expect? Hype and exaggeration are the bread-and-butter of marketing. They need to get your attention in a 20-second spot or a half-page ad or whatever. If they don't use half-naked women, they're going to make claims that cause you to do a double-take (although I think the half-naked women in computing ads concept has not yet been fully explored... hint, hint, Apple and Microsoft!)

    If you're really so thick-headed that you need someone else to point this out to you, that Linux may not be more expensive because a competitor's ad claims it, or that the G5 may not necessarily be the world's fastest PC, then you've got much bigger personal issues to deal with.

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  49. Re:Rate of posted Microsoft articles on Slashdot by Red+Alastor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft appeared on Slashdot when they released open source software. This was new, positive... and unexpected.

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  50. Re:Rate of posted Microsoft articles on Slashdot by WNight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as Slashdot carries all the stories about the Monopoly that owns Linux trying to intentionally build incompatibilities into Linux to keep it from working with any other products. The stories about Linus dancing around shouting "Developers! Developers! Developers!". The stories about how Alan Cox was being flown around the world offering sweetheart deals to huge companies in order to keep them from considering alternatives.

    Oh, and don't forget about the exposes of how the Business Software Alliance performs unannounced searches of businesses, shutting down running machines and having untrained flunkies search for any unlicensed copies of Linux. Don't forget to detail how receipts for the product don't seem to count as proof of purchase - an unlicensed copy of Linux (one sold for different hardware doesn't count!) can cost your company $25k or more in "damages", which thankfully can be waived if you just sign the exclusive software purchase deal for the next ten years and agree to periodic audits...

    Also, how during the middle of a federal anti-trust lawsuit the people in charge of writing Linux wrote about using any means necessary to kill the competition.

    Oh yeah, Linus and Linux don't seem to generate that kind of news.

    Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe Microsoft has so many negative articles written about it because they actually do these things?

  51. Silly Silly by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on all, didn't you see that M$ commercial where the 19 year old looking IT kid saved the company a million dollars and ran the entire IT department with 1 windows 2003 server. All the managements were looking at the kid like "wow, can I worship you". This kid saved the company and $$$. I don't think even Linus himself could save a company with 1 windows license.

  52. Claime you're the best? Authorities: Prove it! by maggern · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Norway, if a company claims that their product(s) are the BEST, the official watchdogs ("marketing authorities") may ask the company for actual proof of this.

    One important aspect of this prosess is that you can't just footnote* something and then "it's up to the consumer to investigate". It is the first impression whithin a few seconds that counts! If the advertisment has the "ability to mislead" than the authorities may choose to ask for evidence.

    And the authorities don't accept no "bullshit-document" or study funded by the company where conclusions have been drawn in advance.

    If the "marketing authorities" aren't convinsed by the "evidence" presented to them, they effectivly forbid the company to state that their product(s) are the best.

    Punishment for breaking the prohibition is large fines (e.g. 80.000$) that cannot be appealed at any court. :-D

    Norwegian consumer-laws are very good :-)