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20,000 Zombie PCs -- $3000

Saint Aardvark writes "From F-Secure blog comes these links to two USA Today articles on spamming. The first gives an example of how a grandmother ended up becoming a security expert after Comcast cut her connection for spamming. The second quotes spammers advertising networks of Zombie PCs for sale. The price? $3000 for 20,000 machines."

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  1. So, for 3 Grand... by GTRacer · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...Can I get folding@home running on those 20 thousand boxes?

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    1. Re:So, for 3 Grand... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
      No - but you can spam a lot of people and ask them if they would like to run folding@home.

      Probably a lot of them would, after all look how many people clicked on something to become a zombie in the first place...

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    2. Re:So, for 3 Grand... by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I bet I get modd'ed down into oblivion, but rather than send Email to 20,000 people about my folding@home team, would it be OK if I posted it here for 20,000 Slashdotters to consider joining?!? ;-)

      BTW, I'm really surprised that the 20,000 PC's are "only" $3,000 - seems like you could have 'em do clicks on Google Ads or other affliiate type stuff and make a lot more than that ... assuming you don't get caught.

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  2. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new security grandmother overlord. All bow to thee.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Rubberpants.net · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Now you listen here young man! The next time I catch you spoofing e-mail headers I'm not bringing you down milk and cookies!" *whack!*

    2. Re:Obligatory by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I, for one, welcome our new security grandmother overlord. All bow to thee.

      I look forward to laboring in her cookie mines.

  3. Will this give WETA a run for their money? by jaxdahl · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder how the processing power would compare to WETA's supercomputer cluster and their pricing. It would be slower to coummunicate data among the computers and ensure data quality, but I wonder how it compares.

    1. Re:Will this give WETA a run for their money? by alienw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just like a career in robbing banks will compare to medical school as far as potential earnings.

  4. From the article by Rubberpants.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    "When I pay my water bill, I expect my water to be drinkable out of the tap. Today, when you pay your Internet bill, the data you get is not consumable."

    Not without some kind of sauce or dressing. Plain 1's and 0's taste like cardboard.

    1. Re:From the article by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pretzels?

      It really doesn't matter.

      It all turns to number 2's in the end.

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  5. Re:No wonder... by bludstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Holy crap. That makes me a secuirty expert! Time to update the resume!

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  6. Voodoo Legend by MikeMacK · · Score: 5, Funny
    And, much like zombies of voodoo legend, they mindlessly do the bidding of their masters and help commit crimes online.

    I didn't realize the zombies of voodoo legend were online.

    1. Re:Voodoo Legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's called AOL.

  7. What kind of zombies? by FluffyWhiteBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are these Scoobie Doo type zombies? They aren't all that bad it's just some guy with a mask. As long as it's not the new "Dawn of the Dead" uberzombies I think we'll all be ok, just walk around them.

  8. The price? $3000 for 20,000 machines... by Onimaru · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the ability to DoS SCO for the rest of the century...priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy. For the rest, there's my Zombie Army of Evil.

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  9. Re:No wonder... by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, she installs NAV and she's a security expert.

    By that token, everyone who's installed SP2 for XP is now a security expert.

    Are you linux guys listening? Huh?

    When's the last time YOU updated YOUR virus definitions? If you ever wanted proof that linux is a hobby OS, and not for security experts like Gramma Carty, this is it.

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  10. Obligatory troll-parody comment: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these :)

  11. Switch ad in the making? by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zombie victim Carty took matters into her own hands: She did research on how to clean up and protect her PC

    So which distro is she running, then?

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  12. Funny by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's funny you should mention computer problems.

    Whenever I view this it.slashdot.org site, everything on my screen is all washed-out.

    Is this a symptom of being a zombie PC?

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  13. Socially Inept by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first article states, Cyberintrusions traditionally have been the domain of socially inept males launching electronic attacks for fun and bragging rights...

    Sorry maybe it's just me, but aren't nerds by definition socially inept. Let's be honest, it's the socially inept who keep the world running.

  14. Re:Security Expert? by astrokid · · Score: 2, Funny

    hmmm.. That gives me an idea, I think it's time I updated my resume.
    :)

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  15. Granny.... by kinrowan · · Score: 2, Funny

    what a big ... mailbox you have.

  16. Re:No wonder... by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy crap. That makes me a secuirty expert! Time to update the resume!

    If I were you I'd brush up on my spell checker skills before firing off those CVs...

  17. Re:Odd. by Lispy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Errr, have you looked up the zombie auction and did you detect any familiar sounding subnets? ;-)

  18. Re:Pay the $3k and clean house by fgb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to mention that if they get the spammer, they can probably get the money back!

  19. Alternative by TheVidiot · · Score: 2, Funny

    10,000 Homo DJ's - $14.99

  20. Re:Rhetorical question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was going to root my GF's box last night..but she gets made when I refer to it as linux.

  21. NEWSFLASH: Grandma thinks she's a security expert by ShallowThroat · · Score: 2, Funny

    from the article:

    Zombie victim Carty took matters into her own hands: She did research on how to clean up and protect her PC and diligently updates programs that scan her computer for various types of malicious code. Her PC now runs clean. "I had no clue at Christmas that I would become a security expert," she says.

    Umm, riight. Anyone who downloads ad-aware and turns on their firewall is a security expert now? Shit, my networking prof must be a god damn diety then.

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  22. Re:Rhetorical question: by angst7 · · Score: 2, Funny


    How many % of all end-user machines are running Microsoft Windows?"

    Significantly less than the % af rooted Win boxes.

    There are more rooted Windows boxes than there are Windows boxes?

    Actually that should be read as "The percentage of end-user machines running windows is (significantly) less than the percentage of windows machines that have been compromised (rooted).

    It's possible that that could be true, though not likely, since if 95% of users run windows, its unlikely that more than 95% of those systems have been compromised. It's certainly not possible for it to be a statistically significant number.

    That said, I would just like to point out that this whole thing is rather silly.

    Word.

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  23. 0wn3d || 4 r3nt by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...Can I get folding@home running on those 20 thousand boxes?

    Why ask for what people will give you for free?

    It would be a bit alarming to see if your own computer is in the list. Should be enough of an epiphany for some to actually do something about their personal computer security.

    w3 0wn y00r pc & w1ll r3nt 1t b@ck t0 y00

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  24. Re:Security Expert? by bokmann · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's funny, because Grandma laughs at people who buy frozen pizza and pre-fab cookie dough who think they are 'cooking'.

  25. Re:So where are the cops? by LoudMusic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Breaking into someone else's computer without permission is illegal. A zombie network of 20,000 PCs means that someone has compromised 20,000 computers and, apparently, advertising that fact for personal gain. How hard would it be for a cop to shell out the $2000, then arrest spammer? Of course anyone who has read Sterling's The Hacker Crackdown realizes just how clueless law enforcement can be with technical issues, but this one looks like a no brainer:

    How embarrassing would it be for the police to discover their own machines in the zombie network ...

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  26. Re:So where are the cops? by spoonyfork · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breaking into someone else's computer without permission is illegal.

    It isn't breaking in if you ask to be let in and they let you in.

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  27. She's an expert, I'm a guru by Cumstien · · Score: 1, Funny

    She did research on how to clean up and protect her PC and diligently updates programs that scan her computer for various types of malicious code. Her PC now runs clean. "I had no clue at Christmas that I would become a security expert," she says.

    Wow! this makes me some sort of God since in addition to her security practices I have NAT and two software firewalls. Admittedly one of the firewalls in Norton Internet Security, so really I only have one software firewall, Zone Alarm.

    What the hell do you mean my Karma is fuc*in' negative?

  28. How do they get the PC's away from the zombies? by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 3, Funny


    Basically the Undead could have rights too, I suppose.

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  29. SpecialHam.com? by sdo1 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the USA Today article...

    One indication of the going rate for zombie PCs comes from a June 11 posting on SpecialHam.com, an electronic forum for spammers.

    And you guys didn't put that link in the main Slashdot article?!?!?! Oh come on! If there's a site that deserves to be slashdotted, that one must be it.

    -S

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  30. What does a Zombified PC call out... by rubberbando · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know Zombified Humans tend to call out "Brains! Brains!"

    Now does that mean that Zombified PC's call out "CPU Cycles! Need CPU Cycles!"?

    or perhaps "Bandwidth! Need Bandwidth!"?

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  31. Zombie network by dcam · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to wait til I can get one second hand. It's bound to come down in price to something more like $1000.

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