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Beatles vs Apple

loid_void writes "Beatles fan Steve Jobs could lose a large bite of his Apple to his idols, says a report in Forbes. The Beatles' company, Apple Corps., is involved in a legal battle with Jobs' Apple Computer, claiming the hardware manufacturer is in breach of a 1991 agreement that that forbids it from using the trademark for any application "whose principle content is music." The two companies have been involved in a number of court battles over the years involving the use of the Apple trademark." Good summary of all the wacky misadventure the two mega corporations have had.

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  1. I want to help the beatles by AssProphet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do companies these days always resort to the law to handle their problems.

    the Beatles' company should hire Mr.T

    1. Re:I want to help the beatles by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, why not?

      Southwest Airlines (an airline who actually has a clueful CEO for a change) did almost this. They had an (unintentional) trademark collision with another airline due to a promotion they were running.

      Instead of running to the lawyers, Herb Kelleher (CEO of Southwest), challenged the CEO of the other airline (who's name escapes me right now) to an arm wrestling match.

      Herb lost; the trademark dispute was resolved in the other airline's favour. No lawyers involved, and it undoubtedly saved both companies a buttload of money.

    2. Re:I want to help the beatles by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe Jobs and his spouse could challenge Mc.Cartney and his wife to a three legged race?

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    3. Re:I want to help the beatles by wertarbyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry, the site you requested is inactive.
      This GeoCities site has been deactivated due to inactivity.

      What is this, some kind of reversed /. effect?
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    4. Re:I want to help the beatles by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fist fight? Bah!

      You know, I wish we... I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel

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    5. Re:I want to help the beatles by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but Who would win the 'duel'?

      Total Votes: 65725
      Chris Matthews %14
      Zell Miller %86

      I would vote Zell Miller, if for no other reason than that he apparently can call down fire and brimstone from the heavens to smite those who oppose him.

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    6. Re:I want to help the beatles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Paul = composer
      Linda = decomposer

  2. Easy solution by Yeechang+Lee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make the next iPod yellow and engrave on the back "B3ATL35 R00LZ!!!11!!!" That should satisfy Apple Records.

  3. Coming Soon: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Jobs is expected to announce at the next MacWorld that every new iPod will now ship with a single MP3 file on the harddrive called sosumi.

  4. If John Lennon were alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    this would have never happened.

    As it is, Yoko's vagina is a ceaseless money vacuum.

    1. Re:If John Lennon were alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "As it is, Yoko's vagina is a ceaseless money vacuum."

      Given this is Slashdot you may want to keep it to terms that the local nerds will know. For example, "As it is, Yoko's mysterious nether region is a ceaseless money vacuum. SCO sucks."

  5. Like Lennon said... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say...

    1. Re:Like Lennon said... by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 3, Funny

      look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say...

      "I am the walrus."

      Cheers,
      IT

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      Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

  6. Imagine by Aggrazel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine no lawsuits ... it isn't hard if you try ...

  7. Here's the fun part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh hell, this is typical big business angling to screw another big business; nothing new, and it just proves that apple isn't morally better or worse than anybody else, including microsoft.

    No, the fun part will be watching the Apple fanatics on /. spin this to try to make this into a issue that Apple Records is wrong, and Apple is doing this for the good of all Mankind.

    I think its already begun!

  8. Principle? by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, good. Apple Computer has nothing to worry about. Despite the vagaries of language, there's no way a court will uphold "principle content" over "principal content".

    Next?

  9. Ummmm by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Beatles fan Steve Jobs could lose a large bite of his Apple to his idols

    Shouldn't that be iDols?

    *ducks*

  10. Trademark confusion? by Tokerat · · Score: 5, Funny


    Wait....Apple COMPUTER runs the iTunes Music Store? Oh, damn...

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  11. This is outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm with Apple on this subject!

    SCNR

  12. Sosumi by AlfredoLambda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clank!

  13. So? by Bendebecker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they'll rename the company Orange. Of course, then they'll have to deal with people comparing the offerings of the new company to those of the old, but that won't go to far. Afterall, you can't compare Apple's to Orange's.

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    1. Re:So? by T-Kir · · Score: 3, Funny

      And they'll create their own mobile ring tunes just to rub it in.

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    2. Re:So? by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was done on purpose, moron. You can't compare Apple's offerings to Orange's offerings but that doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?

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      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
  14. Re:Buy Them Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously this is just another evil attempt by M$ to monopolize the industry.

  15. Haha! Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The two most overrated entities on the planet go at it. I hope WalMart buys them both so we don't have to hear about either ever again.

  16. Re:AppleCorp as a megacorp? by OrangeCowHide · · Score: 5, Funny

    By definition, shouldn't it be one containing more than 10^6 corps?

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  17. Re:Buy Them Out by Scudsucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Buy nonvoting shares?

  18. Yesterday.. by alex_ware · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away,
    iPod sales rising heavily,
    but oh oh Yesterday

    Yesterday Apple music were so far away,
    and now oh no we have to pay,

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    If you have nothing useful to say post as AC.
  19. Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paul McCartney must be rolling in his grave.

  20. Re:Buy Them Out by johnnyb · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, you could say that the Beatles are helping Michael Jackson get out of jail?

  21. Re:Tough choice by Infonaut · · Score: 3, Funny
    Honestly, makes it tough to choose who to root for. The greatest band of all time, or everyone's fave iPod maker? Guess it'll have to come down to objectivity...

    Waitaminnit... I didn't know the surviving members of The Clash were involved in this litigation! How dare Apple Computer confuse people with their iSandanista product!

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  22. Principle / Principal by mel.simmons · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if the agreement said "whose principal content is music" they might have a problem. http://www.shared-visions.com/explore/english/prin prin.html/

  23. Re:AppleCorp as a megacorp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    storm in a tea-cup
    I think the expression you're looking for is tempest in a teapot
  24. In other news... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny


    Apple Computer has decided to adopt the DBA of
    "Lemon Computer", citing "bug problems".

  25. Re:AppleCorp as a megacorp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the threshold of calling a company a megacorp?

    To 10 year olds (and career college students) everything incorporated is a Big, Bad, Evil, Globalized Megacorp.

  26. Re:Buy Them Out by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Funny

    another great deal brought to you by the same moron who brought Apple that great GUI licensing deal they had with MS.

    good job

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  27. Re:Buy Them Out by teal · · Score: 2, Funny

    And all of this sputtering vile has nothing to do with the issue at hand. An agreement was signed and is binding. Oh, I guess if you have enough fanatic followers you can pick and choose which legal contracts you honor. This is so typical of someone like Steve Jobs who thinks he's above such mundane things as the law. Geez, this law suit couldn't have come as a suprise to anyone.

  28. Thank Apple Corp for iPods! by paragon_au · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They may have done it purposefully once they knew they weren't getting the Beatles' tracks on the iTMS - to see what they could get Apple Corps to do."

    Ofcourse! One day Jobs was kicking around the idea of selling Beatles music online, when Apple Corp said no. He decided to invent the iPod and start up iTunes Online Store.
    It all makes sense now.

  29. Re:Buy Them Out by BlackStar · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's not that obvious, and they CAN win it. Apple has gone to great lengths to not actively associate the Apple name with iTMS, iTunes and iPod. They have done a great deal to try and get those brands to stand on their own and not leverage the Apple brand in the identity. Now it's also obvious to most people with a functioning brain stem that Apple owns them all and runs them all, but the point is the trademark infringement.

    For that matter, who associates Apple with the Beatles? The Beatles brands stands on its own as well. I think the whole issue is a load of crap, and Apple has reasonably and legitimately upheld its part of the agreement. It's not the Apple Music Store, the Apple iTunes Music store or anything like that.

  30. Apple vs. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    50 bucks on Apple.

  31. What? by samberdoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    No reference to "Sue me, sue you blues" -G Harrison ?

  32. Beavis and Beatles by artMonster · · Score: 3, Funny

    In 1994, Apple Computer began developing the Power Macintosh 7100. They chose the internal code name "Sagan", in honor of the astronomer. Though the project name was strictly internal and never used in public marketing, when Sagan learned of this internal usage, he sued Apple Computer to use a different project name. Though Sagan lost the suit, Apple engineers complied with his demands anyway, renaming the project "Butthead Astronomer". Sagan sued Apple for libel over the new name, claiming that it subjected him to contempt and ridicule. Sagan lost this lawsuit as well. Maybe Butthead Beatles could be used somewhere here as well...

  33. Re:Not always the original dispute that gets you by andfarm · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wildlife Wrestling Entertainment!

    Hee hee.

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  34. Re:Please... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    On the other hand, when my father thinks "Apple", he thinks "fruit".

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  35. Gateway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And when will Gateway sue Gateway?