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Playing God in The Sims 2

pgptag writes "From Daily News Tribune: 'If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless? The answer can reveal itself by the way you play "The Sims 2," the highly anticipated follow-up to the "real life" personal computer game "The Sims," which placed omnipotent players in control of the fates of digital people... What's funny is that we have a genetics feature now (which allows characters who mate to have children who share their looks and aspirations). So you can download some of the celebrities that the players have made, put them in the game and have them have kids.'"

173 comments

  1. this guy would be evil by ncurses · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/nematoddity/13371 1.html How long can a neighborhood of sims go without urinating?

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    1. Re:this guy would be evil by The+Snowman · · Score: 5, Funny

      SomethingAwful posted an article about The Sims 2 recently. The idea was not only to trap people in the bathroom, but to see how many people he could kill, then throw a party with all the gravestones. It is a very entertaining read.

      Click here for a hyperlink to the OP's URL.

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    2. Re:this guy would be evil by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      So am I the only one thinks the wide success of The Sims is due to its strangely voyeuristic elements?

      (yes, I'm only half-serious)

    3. Re:this guy would be evil by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

      This was by far the funniest thing I've seen someone do to the sims in recent memory. I laughed so hard I cried.

    4. Re:this guy would be evil by gaijin99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not at all. I think that the voyeuristic element is one of the prime selling points. When I play I definately like watching what is happening in my Sim's lives.

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    5. Re:this guy would be evil by sn0wflake · · Score: 1

      I laying in a puddle of urin because I laughed so hard. Thanks a lot mister!

    6. Re:this guy would be evil by michrech · · Score: 2, Funny

      The clown! The Clown! The Clown is on fire! We don't need no water let the (bleep bleep) burn!

      That was one of THE funniest things I've ever seen!

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    7. Re:this guy would be evil by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      I haven't laughed this hard for years. Kudos for the link man!

    8. Re:this guy would be evil by duck_oil · · Score: 0

      I would trap them in the bathroom and pour hot grits down their pants. This is NOT a troll! I'm just mocking one of their jokes.

    9. Re:this guy would be evil by 3dr · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether to thank you for that link or not. My sides are still hurting...

    10. Re:this guy would be evil by operagost · · Score: 1

      Your URL is broken. Use HTML mode and code it into your text next time.

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  2. Missing option by Throtex · · Score: 4, Funny

    kind, cruel, or just careless

    You forgot 'horny'.

    1. Re:Missing option by RdsArts · · Score: 4, Funny

      Zeus? Is that you?

    2. Re:Missing option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, if they can mate I'd create a town and just let them all have gratuitous sex with one another, get eveyone knocked up and just left it continue through several generations until I get tired of watching.

  3. Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Brad Pitt/Jennifer Anniston family slowly evolved into higher primates.

    1. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higher than humans? Sweet!

    2. Re:Strange by Savves · · Score: 1
      that evolution wasted time.

      try bush.

  4. the bush family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    this is a family i'd like to create and play god with. how funny would it be to see an army helicopter pick up bush and have him wear a suit, just like he did last year. "the war in iraq was a success!" ....

    let me try and get the reaper to knock on his door. at least itll be real in the sims2.

  5. God by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless?

    Let me think about this...

    Kind: Here you go my Sim children. Play and enjoy life. Be fruitful and multiply. Please don't eat the fruit from that tree of knowledge because I'm saving it for a pie.

    Cruel: How dare you eat my apples! {Godly voice} Locust Storm!!!! Aieeeeeeee!!!! (billions of puppy-dog sized locusts ravage village)

    Careless: *sigh* I'm a n00b. What does this button with a pointy letter S do? Only one way to find out! {click} (lightning bolts fly from Heaven destroying entire village)

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    1. Re:God by Idarubicin · · Score: 1, Funny
      What does this button with a pointy letter S do?

      It allows you to place the always-popular Harry Potter Sim.

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    2. Re:God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      *sigh* I'm a n00b. What does this button with a pointy letter S do? Only one way to find out! {click} (lightning bolts fly from Heaven destroying entire village)

      This explains all the hurricanes down in Florida...

    3. Re:God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually God made a mistake when he tweaked Earth's crontab.

    4. Re:God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want Populous! Volcanoes are cool!!

  6. As much as... by neiffer · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I want to play The Sims 2 I am still missing the year and a half I lost to the the Sims and the Sims Online. I can't get that time back. :)

    1. Re:As much as... by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

      You're not missing much. Just stick to the screenshots and try to forget entirely about half of the items present in the original game and you're set.

  7. Pool time! by apsio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you always trap your Sim-ling in a pool w/o a ladder out, what does that make you?

    If you're a god (or God) who allows people to play god/God on a computer, what does that say?

    If you're a Sim-ling and you resent your Slashdotting overlord, do you have the right, nay responsibility, to destory his Quicken files?

    1. Re:Pool time! by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're a Sim-ling and you resent your Slashdotting overlord, do you have the right, nay responsibility, to destory his Quicken files?

      Ooo... feature for Sims 3? I THINK SO!

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    2. Re:Pool time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chicken files? What are you talking about? I don't understand!

  8. 10 years from now by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this is the sort of artical that you read like 10 years later and sorta feel pity for how quaint it is. go find old videogame magazines, there are occationaly storys like this. find some from the apple IIGS era, you'll laugh and kinda feel sad reading stoies about how realistic and how close to simulateing reality and this and that, and you look at the game and its like three boxes with 2 numbers governing everything.

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    1. Re:10 years from now by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny

      My favourite was the news story which would turn up in the 1990s in SimCity 2K, where the "Sims" in your city were getting nervous breakdowns after playing a new computer game released recently, wondering whether like the game, they too were only simulated cretins inside a computer game.

      Man, love that recursion ... :)

    2. Re:10 years from now by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I remember how ALter Ego and Little Computer people were supposed to blow our minds. Hell, Id go as far as saying the Sims are less fun than those original games because they seemed so focused on the "suburbia" life and are obsessively micro-managed.

      Its not just an issue of AI, its more like an issue of scope. I doubt any of the characters have to deal with stuff like discrimination, getting arrested for victimless laws, crazy family members, teenage ennui, cancer, financial woes, relationship woes, etc.

      Even if the scope was raised that high (and higher) it would still be something you could walk away from anytime and not feel the emotions these situations bring about. That's why cartoon violence is so harmless. That's why you can make a game character kill someone with no remorse. What's the deterrent? What's going to cause empathy? Nothing.

      My proposal is to have a USB "attach to your privates or somesuch" device that gives you nasty shocks when you foul up or when someone wrongs you. Or instantly deducts 5 dollars from your bank account if you're not into being zapped.

      Incentives and deterrents matter.

    3. Re:10 years from now by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      My proposal is to have a USB "attach to your privates or somesuch" device that gives you nasty shocks when you foul up or when someone wrongs you. Or instantly deducts 5 dollars from your bank account if you're not into being zapped.

      A player like that is just going to attach the shock device to the dog anyhow.

      Mal-2

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  9. Well, let's see... by Tyrdium · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I'd do when I played the original was to make a family of nothing but kids. I'd make a small room, get them all to go in, delete the door, and sit there laughing maniacally as they pissed themselves and started beating each other up. If I ever become a god, Earth is probably screwed... :P

    1. Re:Well, let's see... by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

      We are fortunate enough not to have you as God

    2. Re:Well, let's see... by ggvaidya · · Score: 0
      If I ever become a god, Earth is probably screwed... :P

      Ah, but how's that different from now? :-/

  10. The Sims 2 by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    TS2 is more addictive then crack. Yes, I play it. Lovely game, can do wonderful things and build wonderful stuff. You can recreate your family and make you brother a flamboyant gay or set your annoying little sister on fire. You can recreate your house with a 5 acre swimming pool behind it and a hot tub at 10m intervals. Did I mention it's addictive yet?

    The only bad thing is the game's installer, which demands you hand over your balls to EA/Maxis and be known for all eternity as a faux-femme pansy for playing this game. I suck... :(

    1. Re:The Sims 2 by sgant · · Score: 1

      I didn't like the original Sims...I was too busy playing Counterstrike or RTCW or RTCW:Enemy Territory.

      But I got this game for my wife and I'm kinda absorbed into it now. It's kinda neat. Certainly better than the original...but it's still basically a computerized dollhouse...but there's nothing wrong with that.

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    2. Re:The Sims 2 by realdpk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do you still have to micromanage your sim's bathroom habits? That was so rediculous I couldn't play Sims 1 longer than a day or so.

    3. Re:The Sims 2 by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      You can recreate your family and make you[r] brother a flamboyant gay or set your annoying little sister on fire.

      I did set my sister on fire, you insensitive clod!

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    4. Re:The Sims 2 by MayonakaHa · · Score: 1

      Not really, and hell, I was surprised the other day when my Sims paid the bills while I wasn't paying attention.

    5. Re:The Sims 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ah, making your Sims happy is for pansies. The real goal of The Sims, at least for those of us that have an evil gaming personality, is to make your Sims as miserable as possible or just plain knock 'em off. }:) OOO, look they're flammable.... Muhahaha!

    6. Re:The Sims 2 by n3k5 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Do you still have to micromanage your sim's bathroom habits?
      You didn't have to in Sims 1. When I play Sims, I play the first part exclusively, without any extentions and without any additional objects imported. It does get boring quickly that way, but that is good, I don't want to become addicted and waste lots of time playing it. And once in a while it's still fun, I set goals like trying to fit a house worth 100,000 credits in as few tiles as possible. So, I've got the most primitive version of the game, and when they have to go, they just go. They also shower and take a bath when appropriate. (Not necessarily at the optimal time, but the intervals are quite OK). If yours don't, maybe the layout of your houses isn't good or they have rather weird personalities.
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    7. Re:The Sims 2 by gaijin99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      but it's still basically a computerized dollhouse...but there's nothing wrong with that.
      I like my computerized dollhouse. And yes, I'll admit freely that The Sims is basically a new way to play with dolls. I'm secure enough in my manhood to admit to liking the Sims.

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    8. Re:The Sims 2 by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Well with the original sims launching new addons for $19.99 every day, I was just waiting for The Sims: RTCW edition. Where I can send my character to The Beach or Fuel Dump.

    9. Re:The Sims 2 by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you still have to micromanage your sim's bathroom habits?

      I wish I had to! Just started playing Sims 1 again, and my current little guy is freaking addicted to taking baths, to the point where he spends more time in the tub than watching TV or eating :P

    10. Re:The Sims 2 by js3 · · Score: 0, Troll

      lies!

      I had a conversation once (I'm not sure where) which I mentioned that I drove a durango because I had a large member. And some fool countered by saying some people like to compensate in the other direction and he drives a mini. What man with a ridicilously large member would drive a mini? I can't imagine a real man doing that.

      I suspect he was a female and knew nothing about men.

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    11. Re:The Sims 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, normally people with small members have big cars, the bigger the car, the smaller the member, or so the theory goes. thats why I ride a bike :P

    12. Re:The Sims 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the problem with excessive bike riding is that after a while your "excessivly large" member becomes inoperative.

  11. My Favorite Sims2 Character... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... avoids all personal contact. Doesn't have a phone, whenever someone comes to the door he gets pissed at them and makes them leave. He spends all day sleeping and reading books in his basement. All night, every night, he looks through his telescope. One night he actually got abducted by aliens! How cool is that?

    I should find a girl and have a child. I wonder if the alien abduction messed with his DNA.

    1. Re:My Favorite Sims2 Character... by Indras · · Score: 4, Informative

      One night he actually got abducted by aliens! How cool is that?

      It gets scarier than that. As anyone who's purchased the guide book knows, any male adult in the Sims 2 who is abducted by aliens will become pregnant (yes, I did say male, apparently the aliens aren't interested in impregnating women). Here's a quote from the Prima Guide:

      Alien Abduction
      If Sims use the Stargaze interaction with the expensive telescope (Farstar e3 Telescome) at night, there is a chance they'll be abducted by aliens. Abducted sims are returned to the lot three hours later.
      If the abductee is a male adult, he always returns from the ordeal impregnated with an alien baby.
      Other than the "mother" being male, alien pregnancies are identical to normal ones.


      Apparently the alien children inherit none of their father's genetics except for eye color.

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    2. Re:My Favorite Sims2 Character... by nadadogg · · Score: 1

      Hmm, a person that sits alone all day in their basement, and hates people.
      Sounds like you've created a slashdot poster!
      :)

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    3. Re:My Favorite Sims2 Character... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just curious, but um....what's his Slashdot user ID?

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    4. Re:My Favorite Sims2 Character... by thicke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Golly. And I thought vaginal birth sounded painful...

  12. "A Week in the Life of The Sims 2" by Vicsun · · Score: 3, Informative

    Somethingawful recently featured an article which makes a pretty interesting read =)

    1. Re:"A Week in the Life of The Sims 2" by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Funny

      The main character looks like a strangely blue-eyed Gordon Liddy.

    2. Re:"A Week in the Life of The Sims 2" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the hell anyone can play that game is beyond me.

      I played the original Sims long time ago. One word can describe the experience: BORING

      What a stupid game.

  13. Real Life by modest+apricot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I honestly hope that Will Wright makes good on his statement that there will be more free time in Sims 2. That's the reason most of us quit playing the first game...after a while, it just got too depressing. It was like watching yourself go through life: wake up, eat, shower, job, eat, sleep. No ones want to play a video game to remind them of how monotonous and repetitive their own life is.

    1. Re:Real Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Now there are actual 7 day weeks, and every job (afaik) has 2 days off per week. Though exactly which days differ for each job/rank. Also you can get "vacation days" which are the number of days you can skip work without getting fired.

    2. Re:Real Life by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

      In that respect, one feature I'd find interesting is if the Sims had a sort of time perception - you know, so time would slow down during certain activities, and speed up during others - taking heed from the way we seem to lose time while enjoying ourselves, and gain time while we're bored.

    3. Re:Real Life by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      in the end of your career you have 3 days off

    4. Re:Real Life by lavaface · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, the Sims in Sim2 can play Sim1. Who says no one wants a game to remind them of their monotonous life ; ) Link.

    5. Re:Real Life by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      Where that wouldn't work is in families of more than one Sim. Though I suppose the speed could be relative to the selected Sim. This would be very annoying when they were at work though, as it would probably be a boring thing.

  14. ummm... by comwiz56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This game has been out for a few weeks... and this is just a summary of the game... since when has slashdot done free advertising?

    1. Re:ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreeded

      wtf slashdot.

    2. Re:ummm... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      since when has slashdot done free advertising?

      All the time for stuff that interests nerds, thats the entire idea "news for nerds". Same for Doom 3, etc. Besides, its not really an ad, its a forum to discuss if people like it or not, and if its worth buying or not.

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    3. Re:ummm... by Ahz · · Score: 1

      hmm, you must be new here.

    4. Re:ummm... by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what business does an article about the sequel to the best-selling video game in history have doing on a "News for Nerds" site?

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    5. Re:ummm... by sn0wflake · · Score: 1

      since when has slashdot done free advertising?

      Since you started advertising for the free iPods website :P

    6. Re:ummm... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      First of all, who's to say they WEREN'T getting paid for it, and second, NOBODY CLICK PARENT'S IPOD LINK. If you want to put a referral link on your .sig, you should have the courtesy to mention that it is a referral link.

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    7. Re:ummm... by comwiz56 · · Score: 1

      I get nothing for someone clicking... also... the url has referer in it... common sense people

    8. Re:ummm... by poohsuntzu · · Score: 1

      Common sense? You bitch about commercialization of slashdot, yet have an ipod sig? Pot. Kettle...

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    9. Re:ummm... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      If you get nothing for someone clicking, why not just link to www.freeipods.com and take out the referrer ID?

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  15. Gods wrath and peoples love for him (still) by thedogcow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've noticed something. I live in Oklahoma, land of "christians" and serious godly folk everywhere.

    Oklahoma experiences quite a few natural events that can kill, like F5 tornadoes, baseball-sized hail, 100mph straight line winds from thunderstorm outflows, and heat and humidity.

    Well anyway, I've noticed that actually when bad things happen (like the aformentioned natural weather events listed above), it seems to increase the attraction towards god here in the red land state.

    So honestly, be a mean god in the game. Smite people. This doesn't matter, they will still flock back to you anyway.

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    1. Re:Gods wrath and peoples love for him (still) by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      Well yah. There's no use for god when everythings good.

    2. Re:Gods wrath and peoples love for him (still) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well anyway, I've noticed that actually when bad things happen (like the aformentioned natural weather events listed above), it seems to increase the attraction towards god here in the red land state.

      I wonder if it's the same thought process that makes many women attracted to men who mistreat them?

    3. Re:Gods wrath and peoples love for him (still) by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Of course they come back. Imagine how bad it could be if they didn't, and REALLY pissed God off!

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    4. Re:Gods wrath and peoples love for him (still) by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      >Oklahoma experiences quite a few natural events >that can kill, like F5 tornadoes, baseball-sized >hail, 100mph straight line winds from thunderstorm >outflows, and heat and humidity.

      Christians (AFAIK anywayz) don't expect good weather or a lack of natural disasters as evidence of God being happy with them, and their motivation for worship does not include the desire to avoid such. That is much more a pagan thing. Christian incentive for worship is usually centred far more around assurance of wellbeing in the afterlife, as opposed to earthly existence, since the idea is that the afterlife is not only going to consume a much greater length of time, but that it is considerably more important/significant than corporeal existence.

      Worship motivated by a desire to assure meteorological/environmental stability is much more commonly associated with indigenous/aboriginal groups or belief systems. Although typical Christian belief is that God can and does intervene positively in human affairs, the belief also is generally that God intervenes at times and by methods of his own choosing, rather than as a result of having been petitioned/coaxed into action by human followers. One of the ten commandments ("Thou shalt not tempt the LORD thy God") in fact expressly prohibits this.

      The reason why an increase in natural disasters would actually cause an increase in worship is because in the Gospels, Jesus talks about an overwhelming increase in the frequency of natural disasters just prior to the end of the world. It is normal Christian belief (at least in a contemporary sense, anyway) to actually desire and anticipate the end of the world, because the belief is that the end of the current world will then lead to the commencement of eternal/acorporeal existence, which Revelations hints at (albeit rather vaguely) as being an infinitely more enjoyable/pleasurable existence than earthly life. Because of this, an increase in the incidence of natural disasters would logically cause Christians to feel an increase in thankfulness towards God, as well as an increase in optimism generally, as it causes a belief that they are imminently about to go to a better place.

      The Bible actually says virtually nothing about the specific nature of the afterlife however, and most especially does not make the sort of hedonistic references that the Quran for example does. The implication is simply made that Heaven's going to be very good, and definitely worth experiencing...but we're not really told anything more specific than that. ("No eye can concieve, or mind can percieve, what God has prepared for those who love him.")

  16. GNU? by wikinerd · · Score: 0

    Does this game run on GNU/Linux?

    1. Re:GNU? by fatwreckfan · · Score: 3, Informative
    2. Re:GNU? by wikinerd · · Score: 0, Troll

      how do they expect me to buy their game if they don't support my OS?

    3. Re:GNU? by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find they don't give a fuck if you buy it or not -- which is why they don't support your OS.

    4. Re:GNU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or your console of choice.

    5. Re:GNU? by boudie · · Score: 1

      Reverse engineer it? GNUSims?

    6. Re:GNU? by wikinerd · · Score: 0, Troll

      They should care, because if they don't support our OS, we will soon start an open source alternative. When they ignore the open source community, we always find ways to create better products than theirs. See for example http://www.freeciv.org/ where a couple of opensource programmers created a game which is better than Sim Meier's Civilisation and it's GPL.

    7. Re:GNU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.. you guys have an open source alternative rivaling a game that came out in 1991, 13 years ago.. good work..

    8. Re:GNU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I'm all for Linux and all that open source goodness (posting with Firefox on Fedora 2), but please pull your head out of your arse.

      Freeciv is a horrible, shitty copy of Civ.

      There's *no* *way* *ever* a couple of open-source programmers could come up with a game which is on par (or better) than Sims 2 (not that I especially like Sims 2).

      If your delusion was true we should have a shitload of fantastic games on Linux by now.. So where's my Open Source KotOR and Baldur's Gate 2? Bzzt.. it's back to playing TuxRacer.

    9. Re:GNU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a great example, a game that's been around for so long, nobody gives a monkey's toss.
      since the GNU community is supposedly going to churn out this competitive wonderment, there isn't going to be a problem.

      WRONG, I seriously doubt anyone would put in the sort of phenominal effort to produce a game of such dimensions for free, but good luck.

      Welcome to the real world

    10. Re:GNU? by redJag · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately they won't care, even if you DID make an alternative. Even if it was a LOT LOT better. Even if it was free. Know why? Because even then, NO ONE WOULD PLAY IT. Linux has 0% of the gaming marketshare, give or take 1%. It would be nice if they cared, but there's no real reason they should (business wise).

    11. Re:GNU? by sgant · · Score: 1

      This is a link to the OLD transgaming forums...the ones that don't work. that link is old.

      The NEW forums are available to members...is kind of a pain.

      Anyway, from what I can gather, it's only a matter between DirectX 9.0b and 9.0c...and it doesn't sound to serious of a problem, though the game isn't working yet.

      Though why Transgaming allows the old forums to be read by the general public, then makes you join to read the real forums is kind of stupid. The general public when they want to check on a game only see the old forums and games listing...which doesn't mean squat. If you read the old forums you'd think that World of Warcraft wasn't working with Cedega...but it is!

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    12. Re:GNU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nethack kicks the shit out of that horrible excuse for a game known as 'The Sims'.

      So, you're wrong!

  17. Melrose Place 2010 by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Move women from noninteractive soaps into self-modifying storylines like this and you can put a fork in most tv viewing by 2010.

    To really accelrate this, The Sims should allow people to enter virtual reality show contests, take Survivor and the Apprentice out with the same shot that kills Days of Our Lives.

    1. Re:Melrose Place 2010 by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Heh, have you tried the computer version of Survivor? (Links to the reviews page on GameFAQs. Yeah, that may not be the best but the opinions there are numerous and representative.)

      My mother-in-law got it for my wife. It is one of only two games to enter my residence and never be installed; the other is Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic which I purchased on the cheap last week (before it disappeared) and is awaiting a computer that can actually run it. Crap-tastic. Survivor, that is, not KOTOR.

    2. Re:Melrose Place 2010 by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      You know, I was thinking a bit about this myself. Games as they are now are not realistic enough, and AI isn't far along enough to make believeable stories like you would get on reality tv.

      But once that picks up, you can bet there will be games out there that are basically a Real World: The Sims.

      And frankly, I think it would be more entertaining than tv. But they need the ability to run on autopilot because half the fun of watching tv is vegging out. Nobody would want to play it if they had to micromanage every crap the person took.

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    3. Re:Melrose Place 2010 by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Games as they are now are not realistic enough

      That's part of the reason they are fun; they're an escape from reality. Most people seek games and entertainment as a way to get away from reality; when you seek to simple replace it, many people will shy away from that.

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  18. Omnipotent? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't seem to find the "smite with righteous vengeance" option in my girlfriend's copy...

  19. Saddam Uday and Qusay by JeffSh · · Score: 3, Funny

    My friend made his "family" after the iraqi dictator. Sims2 does a remarkable job of letting you create likelesses that really do look like their RL counterparts to some extent.

    As for me, I spent a day playing the game the way it was meant to be played, then got bored and started the mass slaughter of my entire neighborhood, playing some sort of sims2 offshoot game where your success was measured by the number of graves.

    needless to say, it quickly got boring.

  20. I'm not trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    But seriously, has anyone said that the Sims is blasphemous? .. I'm sure with some though an irrational argument such as that can be sold by some whackos to certain people for financial reward .. "It's evil, satanic to pretend to be God cause it builds up an urge to be Him or think you're just as good/better etc"

    1. Re:I'm not trolling by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > But seriously, has anyone said that the
      > Sims is blasphemous?

      In a country where some mothers 'tongue spank' their children by slapping a bottle of hot sauce down their necks, I think you can safely assume that *somebody* will have said that it's blasphemous.

      Whether anyone gives a flying fuck is another matter completely.

  21. Definitely cruel... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
    leting people thinking I actually exist while I would not. Then, looking at them waiting indefinitely for miracles, trying to forgive for not doing anything to save them, looking at them spending 10% of their salairies on pointless preachers, etc.

    I would definitely more real than the real stuff...

    --
    Achille Talon
    Hop!
  22. Kerry and Bush by toetagger1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I have to get this game, download Kerry and Bush, put them into the same house, and see what happens...

    --
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  23. Playing God? Don't tell Ashcroft! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    Or else the FBI just might end up liberating Maxis.

  24. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless? The answer can reveal itself by the way you play "The Sims 2,"

    No, no it can't. What a fucking moronic thing to say. The little guys inside the game are just collections of pixels. If you mistreat them, it doesn't matter. Actually being a god over real people is an entirely different thing.

    Yours,

    God

    1. Re:Huh? by cibus · · Score: 1

      How is that? The little guys inside the RL "game" are just collections of carbone...

    2. Re:Huh? by Maavin · · Score: 1

      I always knew god was an anonymous coward...

      --


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  25. Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in charge by DoorFrame · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Sims 2, you can have your Sims play Sims 1. Pictures here. Now, the true question of what lies hidden in your soul can be answered not by how you treat your creation, but how your creation treats its creations. Have you been able to teach your creature to be a good god, just as you have been a good god, or have you left it secretly vengeful and full of malice. Only through this sort of recursive investigation will you find out how clean your god slate is.

  26. If you could play God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless? The answer can reveal itself by the way you play...

    Is it just me, or does this kind of talk just make you want to punch Peter Molenueux in the face?

    (And yes I know Peter Molenueuex != Will Wright, though when the devil's not looking...)

    1. Re:If you could play God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      test post

  27. ummm...conspiracy? by __int64 · · Score: 1
    "since when has slashdot done free advertising?"

    ummm....my tinfoil hat says that this wasn't free

  28. Re:Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in char by polecat_redux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now, the true question of what lies hidden in your soul can be answered not by how you treat your creation, but how your creation treats its creations.

    Is that actually an accepted philosophy, or are you simply referring to Black & White?

  29. God's song by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Realise that man tends to create gods in his own image, and Randy Newman expressed the issue best: ...
    The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
    The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
    They picked their four greatest priests
    And they began to speak
    They said "Lord the plague is on the world
    Lord no man is free
    The temples that we built to you
    Have tumbled into the sea
    Lord, if you won't take care of us
    Won't you please please let us be?"

    And the Lord said
    And the Lord said

    "I burn down your cities--how blind you must be
    I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
    You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
    That's why i love mankind
    You really need me
    That's why i love mankind

  30. Usually... by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..what someone describes as 'blasphemous' reveals more about their own insecurities or psychology, than it says about the $Deity potentially offended.

  31. More proof by System.out.println() · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:More proof by GPez · · Score: 1

      http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/hurricane.asp

      Its sad that people believe and post this BS without any skeptcism whatsoever...*sigh*

    2. Re:More proof by BushMuncher · · Score: 1

      We have "joke sign" people! Everyone stay calm.

  32. What does god need with a starhip? by racecarj · · Score: 1

    "Bring it closer" "You didn't answer my question: what does god need with a starhip?"

    1. Re:What does god need with a starhip? by astro-g · · Score: 1

      his original hip couldnt handle the pressure

  33. Also by aaron_ds · · Score: 1

    "If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless? The answer can reveal itself by the way you play "The Sims 2,"

    The answer can also, and more accurately be revealed through playing Black and White.

  34. god in real life by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd do what a "god" does in real life: nothing as it doesnt exist. (im not trolling, Im an atheist) Just let the game play out and watch various people concoct creation myths, start oppressive theocracies, use scripture as an excuse for bigotry, religious wars, attacking new ideas, etc.

    This kind of game might be a lot of fun if it was made from the perspective of, say, aliens watching the earth from space. "Hey, look at this, they stopped worshipping animals and nature and now they are all crazy about some carpenter who lived 2000 years ago."

    Something tells me this wouldnt sell too well in the US and would probably be banned in some fashion (not carried by walmart, etc).

    1. Re:god in real life by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 1

      yes, a game where you had to do nothing would not sell very well. or it would sell well, and it would be called 'a movie'

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    2. Re:god in real life by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > yes, a game where you had to do nothing

      Naww, you can prime it. Set what type of society you want, planet, stage etc and let the simulation run. Plus there's nothing stopping you from playing the game as a character, its just you cant play as a god, thus like real life youre mostly at the mercy of the social norms of whatever society your character ends up in.

      Play a western-minded secularist in, say, Saudi Arabia. Or a mentally retarded kid in Victorian England. A peasant in feudal europe.

    3. Re:god in real life by Nomihn0 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Has NOBODY seen Progress Quest?

      That's the ultimate do-nothing game. The game's website likens it to installing an operating system as it requires the same attention span and commands the same respect for the "player" (read: none).

      "Finally, hit the Sold! button to begin the game. The game will start immediately and you can safely familiarize yourself with the game's single interface screen as the game progresses on its own. Soon your avatar will will be seeking and destroying an exotic panopoly of beasts while you gaze proudly on. Missing, you will notice, is the tedious march from town, the bewildering maze of cookie cutter streets hiding some specific merchant or NPC, and the repetetive hunt for just the right beast to execute. Progress Quest supplies your character with an endless series of victims, as well as exciting quests which keep your quest log full to the brim at all times."

  35. New by ForresterInc · · Score: 0

    You're new here, aren't you? ;-)

  36. Well... by ch1rd · · Score: 2, Funny
    >> Oklahoma experiences quite a few natural events that can kill, like F5 tornadoes...

    Well, at least in the Sims you can Cntl F5 tornadoes.

  37. Sociology by cimmer · · Score: 1

    There is a great study screaming to be done on morality is video games. Violence in video games (for me) is associated with pushing buttons to achieve an arbitrary objective as opposed to, say, beating up a real random person with a baseball bat. However, morality in entertainment of the type seen in The Sims, or in role playing games such as Star Wars KOTOR, involves making conscious, deliberate decisions about whether or not representations of humanity should suffer.

    Are certain demographics more prone to a "good" moral path than others? Would a country's mix of cultures and values make its populations more likely to inflict pain and destruction than fruitfulness and joy? Does a person's upbringing have a significant effect on the way they treat digital people?

    Given the depth of the human psyche, I wouldn't be surprised if morality in video games could serve as an outlet for some not so trivial underlying issues. Some would probably say that this is far too heady of a look to take at a video game, but I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck that there are some really interesting results waiting to be discovered.

    1. Re:Sociology by Todd+H.+Sals · · Score: 1

      Does a person's upbringing have a significant effect on the way they treat digital people?

      Hell no! It depends on how entertaining a game designer has programmed a digital person's reactions. If I do something to a digital person and the programmed result is something that makes me laugh, of course I'm going to repeat that action.

      I feel what a person likes to do in the digital world has little or no correlation to what they do in the real world. I play GTA and like to drive as fast as I can, but I still drive like an old grandmother in real life.

      If what you do in the digital world has a big effect on what you do in the real world then all the people who spend hours cooped up with their computers chatting online should eventually become outgoing social butterflies, but I doubt that ever happens.

  38. in a somewhat related topic by Rooked_One · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Final Fantasy fans (FFF's!) unite against slashdot in using the spoony bard and the crazy wizard as an icon for something as .... different as The Sims. ;)

  39. Wow by bairy · · Score: 1
    Someone's hot off the mark submitting this. The game was only out... oooh bloody ages ago (well ok a week or two, but in gaming, that's ages - just ask the half life 2 crew).

    I even submitted how there was trouble with copying software and The Sims 2 6 days ago.

    Ok whine over, it's a great game. Love it. Maxis have certainly paid a LOT of attention to getting things much better than S1. It still has some flaws, particularly in the sims AI but it is a lot better, a lot engrossing and draws you in much more. I got bored of S1 a long time ago and S2 is getting quite addictive.

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  40. so am i the only one by j1mmy · · Score: 3, Funny

    or did everybody else use the sims bodyshop to make nude skins and outfits before you even started playing the game?

    1. Re:so am i the only one by joethehumanity · · Score: 1

      use the bodyshop? there were nude skins up on suprnova a week before it was out... your Game Pervert sense must be fading!

  41. Great, now I've -got- to get this game by Weirdofreak · · Score: 0

    You insensitive clod!

  42. Black & White Re:Also by Jormundgandr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I found Black & White had a crude good/evil setup myself. As an introspective window into the player's own morality, it was suck. Being good basically amounted to spending hours micromanaging your villages, even feeding the little guys because they were too stupid to go get themselves food. You could finally start looking outside your own starting cluster of villages after about a good three hours of gameplay. So, The Sims 2 will probably be less frustrating, er, because you signed on to do that micromanagement in the first place. I don't get you Sims people. The only way to get the game to move along at any speed was to get on with the tasks of godliness and let the poor idiots back in your village starve to death. This naturally made you evil. That said, I liked the creature AI and innovative control setup, especially using gestures for miracles. I hope BW2 will give players who want to be good some options other than painful hours of micromanagement.

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  43. Linux gamers don't play god by Schugy · · Score: 0

    Maybe Sims 53 will be released for linux.

  44. If by playing The Sims 2, I'm God... by marktaw.com · · Score: 1

    Then why is it trying to suck my soul out by making me never want to leave my computer? My day 1 review is here: The Sims 2: The Sims Reloaded. I think I'll follow it up soon. Oh, and you can play "Sim City Classic" on SimCity.com. Yes, online in your web browser. It's an active-x thingy, so... IE only. In another 20 years Sims 2 will probably be given away trivially as "play online" ware too. Kinda scary.

  45. How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by Announcer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, this is my first-ever post on Slashdot. i have been reading it for years, now, and enjoy it very much. Finally, a topic came along that inspired me enough to create a user account and join. Here are my thoughts. I hope they make sense.

    I went to that link, "nematoddy" something- and read through all of the posts in that forum.

    Very sad, indeed. My heart broke as I read comment after comment delighting in their depictions of "torturing" the "Sims".

    Sure, they are nothing more than pixels on a screen, I KNOW that... but what bothers me is seeing how many of America's young people are actually ENJOYING those simulations of something so twisted and evil. :(

    Do you know how Hitler was able to accomplish what he did? He got children and put them into special "programs" where they were given things (insects, small animals, etc.) to torture. They grew up in an environment where they were taught to take delight in the suffering of another.

    Those children grew up, and became his infamous "SS" troops... the ones who would round up dozens of Jewish people into a house, surround it with guns trained on every window or door, then set it on fire with all of those families inside. If anyone tried to escape, they shot them. Woman or child, they didn't care. They did MANY other unmentionably evil things. VERY evil, very cruel, very inhuman. And they laughed.

    How do I know? My mother is a survivor of the Russian occupation of (then) East Germany. She and her family were forced to run for their lives. They heard about (and even witnessed) a number of horrific things as they sought (and thank God found) freedom in the West.

    Why am I saying this? Well, I really want everyone to THINK about what is being discussed! Just because these "Sims" are nothing more than computer-generated cartoons, doesn't make the THOUGHT PROCESS inside those young people's heads any different than what went through those Nazi SS children, as they tortured small animals, and eventually, grew up to torture fellow human beings with no remorse or mercy.

    How did those terrorists deliberately fly those airplanes into buildings? How do these suicide bombers strap explosives to themselves, then explode in the middle of crowds of women and children? Because they undergo training as kids... they are taught that their own life is meaningless, and that they must kill as many others as possible in order to have any meaning in the "next life".

    Believe me, if Hitler had technology like "The Sims" in his day, he would have certainly used it with his SS Youth training... only they would have made the graphics and "gameplay" a whole lot more bloody. (Games like "Grand Theft Auto" come to mind, but with much more "reward" for especially cruel methods of torture.)

    Simulation or not, it is WRONG to delight in the torture and maiming of innocents.

    So, there are my thoughts, and my first-ever post on Slashdot. (Flame suit on!)

    --
    Willie...
    1. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by joethehumanity · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know if you played either game, but I assumed that when you read the comments about players torturing Sims you envisaged horrific acts of physical abuse.

      However, torture in The Sims is limited to the kind of torture Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr Bean or Lee Evans experiences. You know: the phone rings, the toast sets on fire, the doorbell rings and the waste disposal spews week-old cabbage all over the kitchen, all at the same time. We'll call it Kitchen Sink Torture.

      The Sims is a game about daily life, albeit a camp, kitschy, slapstick life. It's colourful. The people all speak in childlike babble-talk. It is in no way teaching children to enjoy torture. It's showing them that it's funny when your character tries to wash the dishes and floods the kitchen.

      Kids think it's funny to 'torture' the characters because the Sims throw tantrums and stamp their feet when something goes wrong. They're not delighting in some sadistic massacre, they're laughing because the funny man tried to use the toilet and it broke. The Sims 2 sponsors Malcolm In The Middle on Sky One. They suit each other quite well, I think.

      And yes, you can kill your characters, but it's very boring. The most popular method is to wall them in somewhere and starve them, but you have to put up with their (surprisingly upbeat) complaining about needing the toilet. And it's not half as fun as giving them a science kit and watching them create an evil clone which then chases them around the house. That kind of torture.

      Welcome to Slashdot! :-D

    2. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a startling story. Do you perhaps have any links to confirm the veracity of your claims, re the hitler youth encouraging young children to torture animals?

    3. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is only a part of the picture, most of the german youth lived in poverty before hitler, they were looking for a strong leader. sure there was anti jewish propaganda but that was only a small part in what cauzed people to do those horrid things.
      a rather famous experiment that involved people electrocuting others if they answerd wrongly is a good example IANP so i realy dont remeber the the person who tought up the experiment anyway they did it when some one that looked like an autorative person told them to and didnt when some one who wasnt... you realy dont need to indoctrinate people to make them do that sort of stuff

      anyway give a normal boy some doll's and they will go trough the same stuff as the sims would in his imagination.

      Sims and nazi-esque indoctrination what are you smoking...
      horible things will be donne to people as long as there is an us/them consept.
      believe me worse things have been donne to humans

    4. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by joethehumanity · · Score: 1

      I don't think he needs any links to back his story up. If the Nazis can herd 6 million people into gas chambers and perform experiments involving putting people in pressurised chambers then it's safe to say that they may have given a few kids some mice to chop up. I'm not 'startled' by these 'claims'. Why are you?

    5. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by Announcer · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes, I have the Sims Deluxe with the "Vacation" Expansion, and I have been playing it off and on for about a year or so. When I play a new family, my goals are to get all of the inter-family relationship bars to 100, and see the mood bars hover as high in the green as possible. If a character's "plumb bob" indicator is any color other than green, I want to see how to bring it back up to green. :)

      So, yes, I am VERY familiar with the game, having created several "families" and houses, etc, in it. It is a lot of fun.

      As for the "torture" issue I addressed, one of the first posts in this thread discussed another Forum, where a whole bunch of young people were posting how they were enjoying "torturing" their sims. On that Forum, one user posted pictures of their "Sim torture chamber" and it showed them getting burned up. Sure, there is no bloody imagery, like some games have, but just the fact that everyone was "enjoying" the concept of trapping these simulated people and burning them was just DISTURBING to me. (So is putting them into a pool, and letting them drown. Disturbing & dumb at the same time.)

      ANYWAY... the issue is not the "torture" (slapstick ot not) of these little cartoon people, it is the MINDSET of America's teenagers getting big kicks out of it that disturbs me the most.

      Does that make a little more sense, now? :)

      PS: Thanks for the "Welcome"! I'm definately a NERD, so the subtitle of this site appeals to me... as does the whole SlashDot concept. Kudos to the team that keeps all of this working!

      --
      Willie...
    6. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right. Fucking troll.

    7. Re:How sad to see our Youth enjoy that... by Number+110 · · Score: 1

      I think he's startled by the claims because Hitler was elected chancellor of Germany in 1933 and commited suicide in 1945. Assuming he immediately started this campaign of training children to torture animals then there might have been a few years at the very end where some of these children were becoming old enough to be SS officers, but in all likelihood they timeline really doesn't support this claim. If he were to say that there were SS officers who tortured animals as children I don't think people would be surprised, but to claim that there was a systematic program to train SS officers through this method is a lot harder to believe without some for of corroborative evidence. By no means am I trying to say that Nazi atrocities did not occur. I am simply saying that the evidence seems to be against this particular fact

  46. You don't want me as god then. by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

    I played the Sims for one week. I tried to play it correctly for a while, but I got bored.

    The last thing I did was build a house with everything necessary for a Sim to enjoy a full and rewarding life. Then I placed a moat around the entire house, and moved the sim outside. I wanted to see if the Sim could learn to swim.

    He couldn't.

    He died in a pool of his own urine.

    I felt I could never get that level of satisfaction again with that game, and never played again.

    The end.

    1. Re:You don't want me as god then. by joethehumanity · · Score: 1

      True, it gets boring after a while because you need to make friends to progress but your sim just wants to sleep.

      Personally after a while I just worked out new and interesting ways to kill the buggers. Deleting the steps out of the pool while they're in it is good to watch. They swim for days... and despite having washboard abs and buns of steel, they can't manage to haul themselves up three inches onto the poolside. Poor fools.

  47. Errr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article seems to just be a plug for the Sims 2.

  48. Evolution! by Lufi2 · · Score: 1

    Interesting :-)
    So the "sim"s can now mate and have children. And we also have "auto"-mode when they have their own will (It was in the first version of the game too).
    So... Someome up to just leaving the game up for some time and see where the mankind is going?
    Artificial (un?)intelligence meets evolution?

  49. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as far as I understand things. If there's someone you want to please, and nothing you do can please them, then you end up hating them and/or continually trying to please them---but usually a lot more of one than another.

    Going back over and over seemes to be linked to an inward emotional conviction that you're just plain not good enough, that the fault must be within.

    That is to say, with a lot of people, it pays to play "hard to get" emotionally.

    (Informed by emotionally abusive parent, emotionally and physically abusive peers---love the former too much, hated my peers, had a brother who did exactly the opposite.)

  50. Interesting to look with correlations with... by John+Guilt · · Score: 1

    ...the results of the Milgram Authority experiments.


    Ernest Borgnine knew him well, sent Will Shatner straight to Hell

  51. Sim Girlfriend by Paddo_Aus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Last night I called over my girlfriend who was surfing the web on the laptop next to me to check out how the Simolean versions of ourselves were making out on the couch. Now she's normally critical of me playing games, but she totally got into it as I made them dance, hug and kiss. Ended up, she asked whether I could get them to have sex together. Wonder if that was a request or a hint?

    (It could be worse, she could have asked me to make them marry each other;)

    1. Re:Sim Girlfriend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right - you have a girlfriend... BWAHAHAHAHA!

  52. God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am working on a new family called the Mexicano's and if I can stick about 50 of 'em into a 1 room house with no toilet. Then I'll take the front door off and watch 'em kill each other.

    Too much fun :)

  53. News or Advertising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this news or advertising?

  54. Ultimate Evil by kjones692 · · Score: 1

    My friend was obsessed with The Sims, and had a family into which she poured her hopes and dreams... then her brother, using his family, invited them over, trapped them in a room, and set them on fire.

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  55. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont moderate your opinions, people. That's what the reply button is for.

  56. Sexual predator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my favourite pastimes in The Sims was to create an incredibly lazy character with high charisma, "outgoing" and "fun".

    I would then create a bunch of other characters of the opposite sex.

    My main character would then seduce the other characters one by one until they were married.

    In The Sims, when your character marries, it gets all of the money from its newly found spouse.

    At that point, the unfortunate spouse could be locked into a small room until it passed away, and then the predator could move on to the next victim.

    So, how cruel is that?

  57. EA DOMINATION! by frostbite2040 · · Score: 1

    I'd swear ea is trying to take over the world by creating an army of kids. They teach us how to fight wars in Battlefield games, they teach us how to lead troops into battle in the Command and Conquer games, they teach us how to torture people by taking away their toilets and making them walk around until they piss themselves, they even teach us how to drive cars really fast and get killed in the NFS:Underground series... Sounds like they're training a bunch of spies, soldiers, commanders, and secret police.

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  58. Ob. SP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kyle: That's the most horrible story I've ever heard. Why would God do such a horrible thing to a good person just to prove a point to Satan?

    Gerald: Oh. Uhhh, I don't know.

    Kyle: Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.

  59. free advertising? Like your ipod sig? by poohsuntzu · · Score: 1

    About the same time I'm sure you decided to start pimping your FREEIPOD omMFG!!111five

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    "Really? Is it someone's birthday?"
  60. Be as realistic as possible by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be just like the real God. I'd create a couple of people and make them happy. Then I'd curse them for eating an apple, and shun all their descendents from heaven for thousands of years. Many generations later, I'd make a bet with Satan as to whether or not we can make a good man named "Job" turn bad by royally fucking up his life, just like the Dukes did to Dan Ackroyd in "Trading Places". And then when I got fed up with mankind, I'd pull a handful of them aside, along with a pair of each kind of animal, and put them on a big boat while I drowned the rest. And then I'd find another one of my faithful servants and I'd play games with his head too. I'd tell him that if he wants my love, he has to slit his son's throat to prove his love to me. And just before he does it, I'd stop him. And instead of bitch-slapping him for believing I could be so cruel, I'd praise him for his devotion. After a while, I'd decide it was lonely up here all one in heaven, so I'd have to start letting people in. But I won't make it easy. They're all sinners, and vengeance is mine. So, I'd send someone to "save" them all by allowing himself to pay for everyone's sins by being nailed to a cross and die a slow asphyxiating death. And I'd play more head games with all mankind, by ambiguously "revealing" myself in differet ways to different groups of people, so that they can kill each other over who knows me best. And because I'm such a nut for irony, I'd let a bunch of them colonize a New World (except that it's only new to them and not to the indiginous people they drove onto "reservations") and start a country based on the belief that all men are created equal, and that I endowed them with the inalienable right of liberty, and then I'd sit back and laugh at their hypocrisy as they hauled a bunch of people out of their homes in Africa to come and work for them for free. And I'd keep them guessing with "miracles" in places like Lourdes and Fatima that might or might not have a natural explanation, just to stir up more controversy. And I'd sit by and let six million of my people get slaughtered by a fucking nut. and then I'd let the survivors get all cocky and kick followers of one of my other Prophets out of their homes on the grounds that it's My will that the land is really theirs and that they should form a state there. And just to bring the religious hatred full circle, I'll sit back while followers of this other prophet fly planes into buildings on one side of the world and kill 150 hostage school-children on the other side of the world.

    Then I'd look at my little creation and call it good.

    1. Re:Be as realistic as possible by Maavin · · Score: 1

      Man, that is SO true....

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      Crivens! I kicked meself in me own heid!
  61. Re:Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in char by angrytuna · · Score: 1
    Only through this sort of recursive investigation will you find out how clean your god slate is.

    Or, you could just disregard all guilt and pass the blame back up the stack. :)

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    It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

  62. Who's playing with us? by kezze · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to a screenshot, you can have your sims play the old version of The Sims. Doesn't this really mean that someone is playing The Sims 3, with us as sims?

    1. Re:Who's playing with us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they play Maniac Mansion too?

  63. Re:Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in char by millwall · · Score: 1

    In Sims 2, you can have your Sims play Sims 1.

    This reminds me of Space Quest III where you could make Roger Wilco go to an arcade machine and play the complete Space Quest I game.
  64. Master carpenter by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    I don't much play God in The Sims 2, but more like playing Jesus. Thanks to a bug that somehow crossed over from the first game, as a master carpenter I can make houses that float over the ground. In fact, it's even easier now; for one thing, you have five stories to work with instead of three.

    In the first one, the trick was to place a crapload of support columns on the first level, then build a floor above it on the second level, then remove the columns. Now all you need to do is build walls on the first floor, then the second, then remove the walls from underneath. Now that you can have up to four floors + roof, you can actually have a house floating above a house floating above the ground.

    I forsee lots of magic floating Jesus houses being built soon.

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  65. Re:Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in char by Asterisk · · Score: 1

    What?

    The only arcade machine was Astro Chicken in the Monolith Burger. There was no way to play SQ1 in it. Which makes sense, considering Sierra was still selling SQ1 and SQ2 when SQ3 came out.

    SQ4 actually had a full arcade in it, but, IIRC, the only playable game was Ms. Astro Chicken. (Although the bargain bin in the software shop at the Galaxy Galleria had lots of funny parody game boxes.)

  66. Re:Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in char by wheany · · Score: 1

    But you could play the original Maniac Mansion in The Day of the Tentacle.