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Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order

humuhumunukunukuapu' writes "Allerca Inc is now taking reservations for genetically engineered hypo-allergenic cats, which it calls 'lifestyle pets'... and apparently they are just the beginning... Read the press release here... and you can take delivery of a cuddy non-sinus bothering bundle of joy for just $3500. 'The hypoallergenic cats produced by ALLERCA will allow consumers to enjoy the love and companionship of a pet without the cost, inconvenience, risk, and limited effectiveness of current allergy treatments. Clients will take delivery of the first ALLERCA kittens in 2007. The hypoallergenic cat is the first of a planned series of lifestyle pets that ALLERCA will develop over the next few years.' Meow!"

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  1. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who would want to own a cat?

    Sincerely,
    A Dog Person

    1. Re:Yeah, but... by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're obviously not a cat person. Every cat person knows that nobody owns a cat. The cat will accept your presence in their home, provided you clean their litter box, provide food and water, and attention when requested

    2. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I'm paying $3500, I better well damn own the thing.

    3. Re:Yeah, but... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Funny

      For $6,500 I'll sell you a cat with the exact genome of a dog. Everyone wins! Your girlfriend gets to have a cat. You enjoy the animal because it acts and looks like a dog. And I get enough money to pay for October's bandwidth.

    4. Re:Yeah, but... by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've heard this expressed as "dogs have owners; cats have staff"

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    5. Re:Yeah, but... by dheltzel · · Score: 4, Funny
      Maybe after they have the allergy thing covered, they can genetically engineer a better disposition for the cats.

      Imagine a Siamese with a pleasant disposition! Maybe they could splice in some dog genes to get a cat that wags it's tail and plays fetch.

      While they are at it, they might as well add that "glow in the dark" gene they put in fish. That would give the little critters they hunt at night a fighting chance. It would be really cool at Halloween too, I'd like a black cat that flouresces red or purple.

    6. Re:Yeah, but... by mikael · · Score: 3, Funny

      While they are at it, they might as well add that "glow in the dark" gene they put in fish.

      An excellent idea. Trying to find my way across our basement in order to reset the cutout switch during a thunderstorm is like trying to walk across a minefield of highly mobile furry landmines. Put a foot on the wrong place and there is a sudden load noise followed by a sharp pain in your leg.

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    7. Re:Yeah, but... by yo303 · · Score: 2, Funny
      A dog ponders his relationship with man: "He feeds me, he loves me, he takes care of all my needs... He must be God."

      A cat thinks: "He feeds me, loves me, takes care of me. I must be God."

      yo.

    8. Re:Yeah, but... by AlfredoLambda · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am Persian, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Yeah, but... by cmowire · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, the claw thing is kinda a contreversial thing.

    10. Re:Yeah, but... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Informative

      magine a Siamese with a pleasant disposition! Maybe they could splice in some dog genes to get a cat that wags it's tail and plays fetch.

      I had a Siamese cat a few years ago that acted pretty much like a dog. He'd fetch balls of crumpled paper for me, and he had quite a pleasant disposition too. He didn't wag his tail though. To catch my attention, he'd run around the house for momentum, then jump onto the back rest of a sofa, grip it with his front claws, then release.

      When I saw him fly and spin across the room, I knew he wanted out.

      they might as well add that "glow in the dark" gene they put in fish

      May I point out that those fish don't produce any light by themselves?

      From glofish.com:
      Nighttime Viewing - In cases where the room is completely dark, a black light will create the appearance that the fish are glowing in the dark. This is a truly stunning and beautiful way to display your ornamental fish at night! But please remember that the black light will only be helpful in a completely dark room. Using a black light during the daytime will not result in the fish demonstrating its true beauty.

    11. Re:Yeah, but... by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are several current theories; (1) that our houses are so clean, that the immune system becomes hypersensitive to anything it doesn't recognise. Another theory is that children born through Caeserian section don't have their lungs properly 'wringed' through normal childbirth and are more likely to suffer from asmtha , bronchitis etc... (3) Another theory is that the fumes chemicals such as housecleaners, detergents damage the lining of the lungs.

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    12. Re:Yeah, but... by Orgazmus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is funny.
      Im born through Caeserian, and i had child-astma.
      Luckily i keep my room so dirty, not even bacterial warfare should work on me :)

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    13. Re:Yeah, but... by Brummund · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think you might enjoy The War Between alt.tasteless and rec.pets.cats

      Quote:

      Someone - no one remembers who - suggested invading another Usenet group. A Usenet panty raid! The suggestion was well received by other a.t.'ers. But whom to raid? After much discussion, a likely target emerged:

      Rec.pets.cats.

      Rec.pets.cats, as you can tell from the name, is a Usenet group for serious cat lovers. It's the kind of place where people like to discuss cat health problems and adorable things their kitties did. If you were able to put all of humanity on a giant spectrum, cat lovers would undoubtedly occupy the frequency opposite people who are alternatively tasteless.
      :-)
    14. Re:Yeah, but... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 4, Informative

      ummm, I was born via a c-section and was not breastfed (strikes 1 and 2 against developing a good immune system) and I have absolutely 0 allergies (pets or food) and have never had any sort of throat/lung problems (knock on wood), there goes the c-section theory.

      BTW, I am originally from Europe, and it seems allergies are WAY more common here in North America (I don't think I've ever *met* a person allergic to something before moving here, where I'd say 20-30% of the people I know have an allergy of some kind, most of the time to cats but often to peanuts/eggs).

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    15. Re:Yeah, but... by Wog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've never seen any arguments against declawing until your link. I can't speak for everyone, but we've had four declawed indoor cats over the last 20 years. I don't think they could have been happier.

      The arguments at the site list things like the "need to scratch" to strengthen leg muscles. They must never have had a declawed cat for more than a few months. They get *incredibly* strong in their front legs, especially when you play with them often like we do. They still do their "scratching" routine on the furniture, but of course it's harmless.

      One note about declawing... it's ONLY FOR INDOOR CATS. Although a couple of the cats are fully capable of pummeling the family bulldog with said front paws, I wouldn't feel right letting them fend for themselves outside.

      They're quite happy, healthy, and well adjusted living in our mid-size house.

    16. Re:Yeah, but... by AndyChrist · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't have to let a cat be your boss. That only happens if you're a pussy. Just feed it and be nice to it (without neccesarily taking any shit from it) and it will love you just the same.

      You don't have to take orders from it, but you can't expect it to take orders from you.

      That said, my dad trained a cat to attack people, once. Problem was, it would attack absolutely EVERYONE, ALL THE TIME. It disappeared one day. Probably taken by eagles. (Sitka is that kind of place...cats don't do very well there.)

    17. Re:Yeah, but... by RedBear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe it's that we evolved with the rest of the animal kingdom living in the great outdoors, where vast volumes of relatively clean air tend to move through our personal space and dilute the levels of particulates in the air, and we aren't used to having such a high concentration of animal dander and other things getting into our lungs on a daily basis. If you think about it, it's really only within the last century or so that we've started developing buildings that are basically airtight. No drafty doors or open windows to transfer air from outside. As the air quality experts say, the air in your home these days is about 5 times as dirty as anything outside, even in areas with poor air quality.

    18. Re:Yeah, but... by feepness · · Score: 4, Funny

      BTW, I am originally from Europe, and it seems allergies are WAY more common here in North America...

      Ah! Another data point correlating cleanliness with allergies!!

    19. Re:Yeah, but... by lartful_dodger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think what you're after is a Burmese- they don't fetch (that I know of), but they will play hide and seek, and tag. I knew one that lived on a boat and enjoyed the occasional swim. Also, if you read the sidebar in the article, you'd notice that cats already have fluorescent urine

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    20. Re:Yeah, but... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cats can be trained, they require a different stimulus than dopey dogs. Dogs are pack animals, and are satisifed with your affection as long as they think you are in charge. Cats want something for their efforts, like food or scratching. It took me less than an hour to train my cat to come when called for a treat, and I trained him to jump into my lap when I whistle to get scratched. It doesn't work all the time, but often enough that a few of my friends that have cats have also been able to train theirs.

      You may think that this training is a waste or just for entertainment (it is pretty funny), but it comes in handy. One day my fiancee saw a black cat on the garage roof and thought that somehow my cat had gotten out. She got all panicky and searched the apartment, then ran outside. I just sat at the dining room table and yelled 'Here Bear, Here Bear', and he came walking from the bedroom with that 'where is my treat' look.

      She got panicky because here in Phoenix cats are called 'coyote treats'.

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    21. Re:Yeah, but... by iso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've heard this before, and chuckled. But after hearing co-workers say things like "nah, I can't go out for drinks: I need to go home and let the dog out," and watching people walk behind a dog and pick up its shit off the ground, I wonder sometimes, which animal really has the staff?

    22. Re:Yeah, but... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you know? The cat trained YOU!

      (Cue Soviet Russia jokes...)

    23. Re:Yeah, but... by Mr_CFG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pain in the leg? If you step on them hard enough, they don't strike back...

    24. Re:Yeah, but... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope you get a ton of 'funny' modifiers for your karma, because that is very, very true.

      True story. Every night, at least once, my cat comes to the bed and meows. He will stay down at the side of the bed until I take my hand and rub my fingers together to make whatever sound two fingers rubbing together make. If I don't rub my fingers together, he will leave. If I do, he will jump up beside me and expect to be scratched and petted. Eventually, he will stand on my chest, at which point I stop petting him until he gets off (he weighs 15 pounds and it is not very comfortable). Repeat at least two more times. Then he will lie next to me and I will continue to pet him until I get tired of it. Then he will get down and go do whatever things cats do at night.

      Did I train him to respond to my cues, or did he train me? Human ego says I trained him. Reality says otherwise.

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    25. Re:Yeah, but... by dargaud · · Score: 2
      "You can own a dog but you can only feed a cat..."

      More on topic, this genetically enhanced cat is a good idea. I've had cats and dogs until I was 16. Then I moves to the city away from my parents. Upon returning after a month away... I was allergic to the cat ! I've kept this allergy and although I like to pet my current neighbor's cat I can't have one nearby for long. Yes, I know you can shower your cat daily to greatly disminish the allergens, but I think it's probably a lot more life-threatening to clean a cat than to live in an iron lung.

      As for what I think of dogs, I had a few run-ins with those social parasites in the US and their often 'religiously stupid' owners which led to this piece.

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    26. Re:Yeah, but... by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 3, Funny

      It easy and safe to clean a cat in the shower provided you have:

      A glass helmet.
      1/4" thick steel vest.
      Rhino hide gloves.

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    27. Re:Yeah, but... by bgarcia · · Score: 2, Funny
      I trained him to jump into my lap when I whistle to get scratched.
      Now see, I would be too scared to let a cat scratch me there, what with all those sharp claws.
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  2. Finally, a dog I can love by SIGALRM · · Score: 4, Funny
    The hypoallergenic cat is the first of a planned series of lifestyle pets that ALLERCA will develop over the next few years
    My sincere hope is, Allerca will someday engineer a Yorkie that won't constantly pee on my carpet. Now that would be marketable. Cute yes... but Yorkies are damn monster sprinklers.

    </wishfulthinking>
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    1. Re:Finally, a dog I can love by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Informative

      My sincere hope is, Allerca [allerca.com] will someday engineer a Yorkie that won't constantly pee on my carpet. Now that would be marketable. Cute yes... but Yorkies are damn monster sprinklers.

      Dear Sigalarm,

      You have raised a very good point, please accept our job offer as Marketing Executive in Allerca.

      We can sell these "Pee Wee" Yorkies to all the fire departments in the country!

      Regards,

      CEO Allerca

    2. Re:Finally, a dog I can love by DogDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My sincere hope is, Allerca will someday engineer a Yorkie that won't constantly pee on my carpet. Now that would be marketable. Cute yes... but Yorkies are damn monster sprinklers.

      Real simple solution: Don't buy your dog. Purebreds are much, much, much more likely to have genetic problems (like a weak bladder, bad temperment) than mixed breeds. Next time, visit your local shelter or rescue and rescue a nice mutt. You'll be much happier.

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    3. Re:Finally, a dog I can love by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Informative

      A weak bladder is usually the result of poor housetraining, or in the case of many bitches, being spayed too young. One thing a vet will never tell you about getting a bitch spayed is that if you do it before they're a year old, it causes hormonal imbalances that lead to severe bladder control problems. The bladder control problems can be controlled with medication, but the best solution is to wait until the dog is a year old to spay.

      Disclaimer - I do not oppose spaying and neutering pets, just doing it when they're too damned young!

  3. Hyper-Allergenic by fembots · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait until one mistake that turns these cute little kittens into Hyper-Allergenic.

    On a more serious note though, I think everybody has her/his ideal world in mind, and this GE is offering the opportunity to achieve that.

    However, like the old saying "One person's meat is another person's poison", I believe there is a reason for such allergy symptoms (maybe telling your body to get away from that bleeming cat?), and without this warning, I wonder if the still-allergic-to-cat person will suffer from far worse sickness because one of the cat allergens wasn't identified and removed?

    1. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Informative

      However, like the old saying "One person's meat is another person's poison", I believe there is a reason for such allergy symptoms (maybe telling your body to get away from that bleeming cat?), and without this warning, I wonder if the still-allergic-to-cat person will suffer from far worse sickness because one of the cat allergens wasn't identified and removed?

      An allergy, by definition, is an inappropriate immune reaction to a harmless substance. The only thing an allergic reaction is telling you is that your immune system screwed up. Again.

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    2. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait until one mistake that turns these cute little kittens into Hyper-Allergenic.

      Don't worry, I hear as long as you don't feed them after midnight, everything will be fine.

    3. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An allergy, by definition, is an inappropriate immune reaction to a harmless substance. The only thing an allergic reaction is telling you is that your immune system screwed up. Again

      Boy, couldn't disagree more. Evolution doesn't allow such things in they types of numbers we're experiencing. They symptom is almost certainly there for a reason, albeit a reason we may not now fathom.

      That's the real problem with genetic engineering. We can only account for what we know or think we know. Evolution accounts for "everything". When you short circuit evolution on a biosphere level, which we're all too close to doing, you are playing with fire. I would hope that we'd understand that kind of fire before playing. Evidence suggests we do not.

      TW

    4. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Shadarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's also interesting to note that "hypo-allergenic" has no medical definition. People assume it means the product will be safe for allergy sufferers, but there is no certification process because there is no such thing, from a medical perspective, as hypo-allergenic. Not such a big deal when you're talking about a $5 bar of soap, but I suspect people will be pretty pissed if their $3500 designer pet turns out to make them just as itchy as the free kitten their cousin offered them.

    5. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by vivin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't put water on them either. Now you know why cats don't like water. Hmmm?? Hmmm??

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    6. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is good to be careful, and I agree that society's attitude toward GE is too ignorant and accepting. However, as someone who suffers greatly from essentially unavoidable allergens (dust mites and mold), I'd be really interested in a good theory as to what my body is trying to tell me. Haven't found one yet, and I try to shut it the hell up by use of offbrand Claritin and excessive climate control.

      Frankly, I'm 95% convinced that the high rate of allergy is due simply to the fact that we've, mostly through hygiene and sanitation, taken care of so many threats that our adaptive immune systems are over-reacting to stimuli that resemble threats for some quirky reason. Of course, one could study how `close' allergen proteins are to really dangerous proteins to back this up.

      In a more general sense, remember that evolution responds to IMMINENT selective pressures; it is not "efficient" in any sense, nor is it "responsible". Check this one out: Worms Treat Ulcerative Colitis!

    7. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Kenshin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Evolution doesn't allow such things in they types of numbers we're experiencing.

      Evolution doesn't account for modern living.

      In theory, poeple with severe allergies (or similar conditions) would be wiped out by natural selection, removing that from the gene pool. But our standards of life nowadays allow people to lead full lives that they wouldn't be able to otherwise.

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    8. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're trying to tell me that there's an evolutionary benefit to being nearsighted? After all look how many people are!

      Yep, pretty much. There's even an evolutionary advantage to dieing.

      Sometimes an advantage is a long term statistical advantage based on past compensation and possible future compensation for a long gone threat. Sometimes it's a group advantage so that one person's individual disadvantage is of bennefit to the group.

      Think of nearsightedness. Would that help you do close in work? But you couldn't hunt very well, could you? Maybe your tribe-mate is far-sighted. He'd be a better hunter, but not too good at close-in work like sewing.

      I'm not actualy saying this is the reason, but it's a plausible, possible reason for a very common "disadvantage." The fact that you immediatly called this "disadvantage" bad is the exact reason GE scares me. You, and so many like you, miss important big-picture issues while you mechanically select for your "advantages." When you do this, you risk our entire biosphere by picking the wrong ones.

      What would happen if you selected for high metabolism so people wouldn't be so fat? Great for now, but what would happen if food were to become scarse again? You'd basically doom us all. I'm not saying this cat is the end of civilization, but the changes GE brings have the potential to be far more risky in the long run than most people realize.

      TW

    9. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wrong. The immune system is a very powerful system in our bodies that is simply designed to identify nasty pathogens in our body, and kill them with extreme prejudice. Now an allergy is simply an inappropriate reaction by the immune system something that is present in the environment but is not actually a risk to us, like pollen and food. Basically through some process that is not well understood the immune system was supposed to learn that these things are not a threat and should be ignored, except they often are not. Even more extreme example of the immune system making a complete balls up is autoimmune diseases like type 1 diabetes and ms, where the immune system gets so wayward it actually attacks the body itself and kills off some important component, for example the cells that make insulin.

    10. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to be confusing evolution with something sentient. Evolution doesn't have any plan at all.

      Ah, but evolution does have a plan. The plan is: Whatever survives and reproduces gets to go to the next level.

      The thing is, surviving and reproducing are far more complicated than many sentients happen to think. They think they can label traights "good" and "bad" willy-nilly and have a good chance of being right.

      Humanity has figured out a lot of stuff, but there's a lot of other stuff we haven't figured out. Why do we think we know so much about living organisms that we're willing to risk every future generation on our best current guess?

      TW

    11. Re:Hyper-Allergenic by mikechant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Question: Is it true or is it now discredited that there is some sort of correlation between near-sightedness and some measures of intelligence, which is believe to be due to the relevant genes being related or something?

  4. well by syrinx · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new genetically-engineered cat overlords.

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  5. $3500... by Big+Mark · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and you've still got to housetrain the bastard.

    1. Re:$3500... by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Funny

      $3500 for a cute kitten.

      $250 but for dress shoes.

      Stepping in a pile of cat hairball vomit. Priceless.

    2. Re:$3500... by mctanis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mine did, and that was nearly 5 years ago.

      Seriously, the cats searched around the house until they found "sand" -- pawed at it for a few minutes, then were good to go.

      No accidents yet -- although I keep hearing about the accidents that my "dog person" friends have with their dogs every other day from (being in the house a measly 8hrs.)

  6. Now... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only they'd genetically engineer fashion models to like nerds... Overweight fetishes are a plus.

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    1. Re:Now... by cachorro · · Score: 2, Informative

      Due to the latency between invention and delivery (and presupposing several generations of testing), I suspect that we will not see this in our lifetime.

      The consolation is that it is commonly accepted that fashion models are over-rated, although I would need to perform direct testing to confirm that hypothesis.

  7. And what happens... by advocate_one · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when owners start breeding from them and selling on the kittens??? Will there be a strict EULA that forbids the owner from breeding and that they must have them neutered at the first available opportunity???

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    1. Re:And what happens... by Akai · · Score: 4, Informative

      One word for you: Monsanto

      They prosecute people who illegally grow their GE corn/etc.

      I'm sure the same applies.

      Hell, last time I bought a rose bush for my lady it had a warning on it that it was illegal to propigate without permissions.

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    2. Re:And what happens... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      For $3700, I would hope that they'd come pre-neutered.

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    3. Re:And what happens... by khendron · · Score: 4, Informative

      Probably. You buy any pure bred cat nowaday you have to sign an agreement that you will have the cat neutered/spayed at the earliest opportunity.

      Pure bred cat breeders don't want you to breed their cats any more than these guys do.

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    4. Re:And what happens... by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting. I have not seen this trend in the purebred dog market.

      My wife sells AKC mini dachshunds and they can run from $300 to $1,500 depending on size, color, conformance, etc.

      HOWEVER, a neutered animal tops out at $250 or so. The majority of the value is breeding potential. This also includes animals we've purchased. I've never seen pets (non-show/breeder, neutered or non-papered) sold for more than $250.

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    5. Re:And what happens... by jafac · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have "rescued" 5 dogs in my life.

      Each and every one of them, without exception, pissed on the rug.

      The reason these animals are in the shelter, is because somebody else screwed up in the house-training phase.

      I will never ever again adopt someone else's mistake. My next dog (after my current one expires or runs away) will be a new puppy. And I will make certain that the new puppy is house-trained *RIGHT*.

      And if I fail - then it's off to the animal shelter!

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    6. Re:And what happens... by zardor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what happens if you take the neutred moggie to your local pet cloning company?
      If this covered under the DCMA?

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  8. Sharks... by Psiren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Call me back when they have lasers on sharks. Then I'll be impressed...

  9. Heh... by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 3, Funny

    without the cost

    RESTRICTIONS: 'Without cost' offer excludes $3,500 startup fee, prices and participation may vary.

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  10. This cat is also Zero-G approved! by smug_lisp_weenie · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:This cat is also Zero-G approved! by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally, I think this borders on cruelty, what with the guy repeatedly throwing the cat against the wall. Or was I the only one who noticed how fat the cat's tail looked?

  11. $3500 for a cat... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 5, Funny

    We got a cat, it was free... we named it 1.

    We did this for two reasons. First, if it has a number, we're less attached to it when the inevitable happens. Second, my wife was allergic to cats but we weren't sure how badly.

    If we had spent $3500 on a cat, we're then somehow obligated to spend $4000 on feline coronary bypass surgery, $8000 on a feline tummy-tuck, and $3000 on feline counseling services.... Where does this end?

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  12. $3500 for a kitty? by Zemrec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Damn. And I paid $65 for mine from the shelter, which included a vet check-up, all vaccines, and spaying.

    I assume this company will be neutering/spaying before they give them to their customers. Otherwise, people would just breed their own, and then sell the kittens.

  13. Prior Art by Racter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cornish Rex
    Devon Rex
    Siberian
    Sphynx

    ...are all "hypo-allergenic" breeds (don't produce dander).

    1. Re:Prior Art by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dander is skin cells not hair.

    2. Re:Prior Art by Racter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dander is skin cells not hair.

      You may notice that, of the four breeds, three of them have fur. Further investigation is left as an exercise for the stonent.

    3. Re:Prior Art by Aidtopia · · Score: 4, Informative
      ...are all "hypo-allergenic" breeds (don't produce dander).

      It's not all about dander. Many of us have no problem with the dander but are allergic to the saliva, which--due to their grooming habits--is all over their fur. My doc says people who don't seem to be allergic to dogs but are allergic to cats are almost certainly reacting to the allergen in the saliva rather than the dander or the fur.

    4. Re:Prior Art by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cats, the article said cats, not rats that look like cats.

  14. A bit pricey.. by tji · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the site:

    Priced at $3,500, the cost of an ALLERCA kitten is similar or less than some of the more exotic cat breeds available today.

    Ummhh.. yeah.. But, it's a bit more than the "free kittens" we all see signs for throughout our home towns.

  15. Im sick of... by TEMM · · Score: 5, Funny

    corporations genetically engineering my favorite foods.

  16. Glycoprotein by killermookie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So they're reducing the amount this gene is about to produce this protein. Is there a reason why cats produce this protein and by reducing it cause any health issues with the cat?

  17. does it come with an MP3 player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    For $3500, kitty better have at least 20GB of storage in her butt.

    1. Re:does it come with an MP3 player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Honey, the cat core dumped in my hat!

  18. Hmm, this was done years ago. by EoRaptor · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Breeders already have cats that are missing the allergen causing protein from their saliva.

    Bengal Cats and Siberian-Russians are two such breeds, and several unofficial subbreeds also fit the bill.

    Google if you want breed info, but Bengals are a short haired, very outgoing breed with great social skills and tons of energy. The also play fetch and are suprisingly clever. Siberian-Russians are a long haired breed who behave more like traditional cats, in that they can be fat and lazy all the way through to hyper.

  19. How do they control their market? by tji · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, are there other genetic changes they make to the cats? For example, making them infertile?

    Otherwise, how do they prevent people from buying a few of them, breeding them, and undercutting their market?

    I am allergic to cats, so I've never really considered getting one before. But, if these come down to the couple hundred dollar range, I might be interested. But, at $3,500/each, I think I'll instead go for that dual 2.5GHz G5 Mac.

  20. Not the only way to get a hypo-allergenic cat by jparker · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case you're a cat lover with allergies (like me) and not entirely fond of genetic engineering (also like me), there are a few breeds of cats that are naturally hypo-allergenic. We had a devon rex (http://www.cfainc.org/breeds/profiles/devon.html) that never gave me any allergy problems. They look a little odd until you get used to them, but now all other cats just look strange to me. I believe there are other breeds as well (the cornish rex, for one) that play nice with your allergies.
    And the $3500 price tag on one of these makes the $600 I spent look a lot more reasonable.

  21. Also good for... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...dogs with dietary allergies.

    Seriously, if you are that hard up for companionship, $3500 will pay for some nice hookers.

  22. Vapor...genetics? by FiReaNGeL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Clients will take delivery of the first ALLERCA kittens in 2007. The hypoallergenic cat is the first of a planned series of lifestyle pets that ALLERCA will develop over the next few years."

    Notice the "will develop". Notice the 2007 date. Notice the high price tag. Genetic engineering is not like building a car. It's unpredictable. At this point, their 'research' is vaporware at best.

    "A glycoprotein, Fel d 1, secreted by the sebaceous glands, is the major cat allergen. This allergen is found in the fur, pelt, saliva, serum, urine, mucous, salivary glands, and hair roots of the cat.

    Using patented genetic technology, the ALLERCA team will focus on the particular gene that produces the Fel d 1 glycoprotein. Using a technique known as "gene silencing", the process reduces the gene's ability to produce the protein."

    Will silencing this protein have undesirable effects? Nobody knows. And it's only the 'major' allergen, not the only one.

    I wouldn't be betting 3500$ on this at the moment. Altought its a cute idea. Cats as guinea pigs for genetic engineering anyone?

  23. House training by ryane67 · · Score: 2, Informative

    house training huh... my wife and I have 2 cats.. first thing ya do is drop them in the litter box when you bring them home, scratch their paws in it.. and you're done. they are trained for life. havent had an accident.. ever.

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    1. Re:House training by Unordained · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. The only accident we ever had was when we tried to re-train our cat to use the human toilet instead of a litter box. He refused. He wound up peeing on things that were his (bed, chair, whatever we never used anyway) and pooped once right in front of the bathroom where his litter box had been up until recently. He won, he got his litter box back, not had a problem since. Our cat and his sister were found on the doorstep of the local vet's office, way too young to be weaned. He's been a little weird emotionally, but potty-training is *not* an issue with cats, even when they've not had a mother caring for them. Now, a genetically-engineered cat who won't steal your post-its of your desk in the middle of the night, that'd be nice. And one who won't wake you up before your alarm clock goes off. And one who doesn't greet you in the morning by biting your foot. And ...

  24. Or a cheaper alternative.... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just build up a tollerance to the cat.

    Since I was young, I've been extremely alergic to anything with fur. Guinnea pigs, gerbils, dogs, cats, you name it.

    I had to get rid of a Guinnea pig because I broke out in hives.

    I got a dog when I was about 13, and even though it killed my alergies for a while, I got used to it. Now I have 3 dogs and a cat, and none bother my alergies.

    Alergies are an extreme response from the body to a foreign substance. By building up a tolerance, the body reacts less extremely.

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  25. Re:Hypoallermagenic... by Zooka · · Score: 3, Informative

    " I can make my cat like that with a shaver..."

    It's not really the animals hair/fur that is the most significant allergen, but rather their *dander*. (Dander is flakes of dead skin). Their saliva and urine can also cause an allergic reaction.
    http://www.theallergyreliefcenter.com/animal_aller gy.htm

  26. But not allergen-free by Autumnmist · · Score: 4, Informative

    From their site:
    A glycoprotein, Fel d 1, secreted by the sebaceous glands, is the major cat allergen. This allergen is found in the fur, pelt, saliva, serum, urine, mucous, salivary glands, and hair roots of the cat.

    Allerca cats will only lack one of the potential cat allergens... potentially deadly for people allergic to other proteins secreted by the cats. In addition, the gene silencing technique (I assume they refer to RNAi perhaps using siRNAs) cannot be guaranteed 100% effective--all it takes is one mutation.... More info about RNAi here and here.

    However, as someone with moderately severe cat allergies, this is definitely a start.

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  27. They Don't EXIST, folks! by fanatic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Clients will take delivery of the first ALLERCA kittens in 2007.

    From the first hit on Google searching for cat gestation:

    "Cats generally have pregnancies lasting from 58 to 65 days".

    So the fact that the first one won't "ship" until 2007 is a bad sign. Anybody sending these folks money now, *please* contact me for a great deal on a bridge.

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    1. Re:They Don't EXIST, folks! by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe they are breeding a bunch of them so that they can sell a lot of them on their initial offering. Maybe they are testing them to make sure they don't come up with hyper-allergens later in life. There are plenty of reasons they may delay "shipping" these cats other than the fact that they don't have them.

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    2. Re:They Don't EXIST, folks! by _Swank · · Score: 3, Informative

      if you look at the crap you have to agree to it says that the $250.00 deposit is non-refundable whether or not they ever produce or deliver a cat. with that kind of agreement i wouldn't reserve one until i saw one with my own eyes.

  28. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer - "I know, I'll breed the pets together. Soon, I will have a miracle hybrid with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog."

  29. Re:OT but.... by lav-chan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The origins of the term in the vulgar sense are disputed, although Webster's Third International Dictionary traces the root to the Old Norse puss, cognate with "purse" and also cites the Low Germanic puse meaning "vulva" and the Scandinavian puss with the same meaning.

    According to the Oxford English Dictionary, puss was used as a "call-name" for cats in both German and English, but pussy was used in English more as a synonym for "cat". In addition to cats, the word was also used for rabbits and hares as well as a humorous name for tigers. In the 19th century, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, the meaning was extended "in childish speech, applied to anything soft and furry", as in pussy willow. In thieves' slang, it meant "fur coat".

    Prior to this in the 16th century it was used to refer to women in general and it continues to be applied to old women.

    The double entendre has been used for over a hundred years by performers, including the late 19th-century vaudeville act, the Barrison Sisters, who performed the notorious routine "Do You Want To See My Pussy?" (see entry for more), the Funkadelic song "Pussy", as well as a character (Pussy Galore) and a title (Octopussy) in the James Bond series.


    From Wikipedia. :/

  30. Re:Hypoallermagenic... by LightStruk · · Score: 2, Informative

    The allergen is not in the cat hair. Cats generate a protein called Fel d-I in their skin that many humans are allergic to.
    Male cats make more allergen than female cats. My parents keep a female cat in the house as a pet and a male cat in the garage as a mouser, and I've found that cat sensitive people are far more aggravated by the male than the female . . .
    and there's a joke in that last sentence somewhere, I'm sure. :-)

  31. Screw hypoallergenic... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Totally useless.

    How about a cat that doesn't shed, a cat that sleeps AT NIGHT instead of during the day, a cat that doesn't s**t behind the couch when you piss it off, a cat that is hairball resistant, a cat that doesn't care if the bowl isn't exactly full, a cat that can actually decide if it wants to be inside or outside (as opposed to wanting both simultaneously), a cat that views keyboards as natural preditors, a cat that will not release any "presents" in the house until said "gift" is completely DEAD, a cat that will actually kill said "gifts" that get into your house by other means, a cat that'll bring home USEFUL things instead of the typical birds, rabbits, mice, frogs... a new lawnmower would be nice once in awhile, or maybe some PC hardware - but no, it's always half-dead stuff.

    THAT would be a cat worth a couple grand.

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    1. Re:Screw hypoallergenic... by smharr4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know that your cat is bringing you gifts that are alive because he/she is giving you the chance to kill it, right?

      As was explained to me, cats don't see you as human, they see you as other cats. By bringing you a live gift, they're showing that they care enough about you to give you the privilege of letting you kill it, rather than giving you a dead-for-god-only-knows-how-long gift.

      Having said that, being outside for a cat is quite dangerous, if you keep your cats indoors then the'll probably live longer, cost less at the vets and never bring you 'gifts' again.

    2. Re:Screw hypoallergenic... by darrylo · · Score: 3, Funny
      ... a cat that can actually decide if it wants to be inside or outside (as opposed to wanting both simultaneously) ...

      How do you think the Heisenberg Uncertainty Priciple was developed???

    3. Re:Screw hypoallergenic... by back_pages · · Score: 3, Interesting
      My cat fits your ideal cat except for bringing you useful gifts - mine never brings anything.

      I treated him like a dog right from the beginning and that's how he acts. He'll even follow me around the neighborhood if he isn't stalking something. He doesn't jerk me around because he knows I'll win - if he gets picky about his food, it'll look a lot tastier tomorrow. If he can't decide whether or not to come in, it's easier to decide 4 hours from now. If I piss him off, he wakes me up at 5am rather than make a mess, because he ends up wearing the mess and if he doesn't clean himself up, he takes a shower with shampoo.

      I really don't understand why people baby their cats. I'm far from an expert on pets but I think a lot of a cat's personality is how they're socialized when young. Mine is pretty much the ideal cat because, I think, I made it really clear that I wasn't going to put up with the typical cat personality crap.

      Worth a couple grand? I dunno - mine cost me $5 at the local animal shelter. Hell, maybe he just came to grips with his own tender mortality at a young age and appreciates how I feed him and play with him.

  32. FInally! by killermookie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can eat Vietnamese food without the runny eyes and the sneezy.

  33. Don't think so by signe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah, I'm not buying it. Digging back, we find that Allerca claims to be owned by Geneticas. If we check out the other "companies" under that umbrella, we'll find Genequus, who claim to do horse cell banking and cloning. Yes, that's right. They'll sell you a clone of your horse for $100k. Discounts for 10 or more.

    Another one, LifeARK, claims to be doing cell banking for endangered animals. They want donations, and they accept them through PayPal. Don't think so. A large company that was doing such work wouldn't deal with PayPal's onerous agreement and high fees. Especially not if their other divisions were dealing with large sums of money already.

    ForeverPet does cell banking for companion pets. But they can't yet clone them. But another division can clone horses? Yeah, right.

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  34. The ideal pet by slars · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I'm going to fork over that kind of money, I think I'll just head to Japan, and buy Sony's latest release - Dog 3.2. I won't have to worry about the "sprinkler effect", no allergies, no puking on the carpet, no "I'm mad cuz you went on vacation and didn't take me" dumps on your bed, and 4 D batteries monthly has GOT to be cheaper than Science Diet. Am I right?

  35. Doomed to Failure by gnuLNX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So what is to keep someone from buying a male and a female...breeding them...etc. Or is their some patent on the cat's sex. I can't see how this company can sell more than perhaps 3 years worth of these cats.

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  36. Re:How about... by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Please, for the good of humanity, let evolution take its course and remove these people from the gene pool!

    Allergies often arise after years of repeated exposure to something. Be careful what you wish for.

  37. Hypo allergenic? How about hypo poopagenic? by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nevermind the allergens, how about engineering a cat that won't poop or pee?

  38. RESERVATIONS by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wouldn't be betting 3500$ on this at the moment.

    Me neither. But if I could afford $3500 for a cat, I might be willingly to bet the amount they are actually requesting for a deposit ($250):

    "Please note that reservations require a deposit of $250 that will apply to the purchase price. On completion of your online reservation, we will provide you with an attractive personalized ALLERCA Reservation Certificate."

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  39. "Hypoallergenic" is a myth by sanermind · · Score: 5, Informative

    The term 'hypoallergenic' is not meaningful in any scientific sense whatsoever.

    The FDA states that "There are no federal standards or definitions that govern the use of the term 'hypoallergenic'." Back in 1973, they tried to establish definitions for the use of the term hypoallergenic, but the regulation was overturned in court.

    A little bit of googling returns this

    It's a nonsense marketing claim, with no scientific standard or basis. People can be allergic to anything... even themselves.

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  40. yeah but by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny
    those cats might be free-as-in-beer, but they are not free-as-in-speech. Call me when there's an open source cat.

    Of course, the only truly free cat will be free-as-in-willy....

  41. Re:How about... by gaijin99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Allergies have a direct relationship with the level of pollutants in the area the person grew up in. As, not coincidentally, do cancer rates.

    Note that all the research, work, effort, and awareness programs directed at both cancer and allergies focus on drugs to control the conditions rather than prevention of the condition. The reason for this becomes apparent when you note that the majority of the funding for the cancer and allergy research comes from polluters.

    The obvious step would be to reduce pollution, but somehow that doesn't get mentioned in any cancer or allergy literature. I wonder why...

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  42. Re:How about... by tmalone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember something from a class I took about some researchers who found an initial link to allergies and cancer. Something about fewer allergies, or supressed allergies leading to higher cancer rates. I don't remember the exact nature of the study, but it was interesting. The theory being that an allergy is your bodies way of saying "this is some fucked up stuff that is getting into me". By supressing that, you are allowing toxins to run rampant through your body. The same line of thinking leads to the conclusion that people without allergies have improperly functioning immune systems. The research was in the very early phase, but sounded very intriguing.

  43. lol! by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 3, Interesting

    funny but I take you haven't met my mom, who, although not a cleaningless freak, did keep a spotless house and encouraged me to learn proper hygiene from an early age :-)

    The more I think about this the more I wonder if the prevalence of carpeting as a flooring material here in North America is to blame for the much higher incidence of allergies, as where I'm from pretty much everybody has marble/tiles/cotto/hardwood floors and basically nobody has carpet.

    Also since it's not customary at all to have visitors remove their shoes, people tend to wash their floors at least daily, where people here probably wash their carpets once a year (if that much).

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  44. Or, for a lot less money. by Internet_Communist · · Score: 2, Informative

    You could also just buy a HEPA filter for around $180, for a bedroom size model. Don't fall into all the infomercial scams, you want a filter that's certified to remove 99.97% of particles under over 0.03 microns or whatever it is. That's why those ionic ones aren't considered HEPA. They can't filter to the specification. For $1500 you could get a medical-quality purifier that could do a whole house, and also take out gases and other such nasties. I really do think this is a better solution and cheaper then modifying your kitty.

    Of course factor the cost of filter replacements in over the years, I still say you'd probably spend less on the filter then you would on the genetically modified cat. Note that this might not work so well with everyone, but it's definitely an alternative...and it could help with other allergies as well..

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  45. No, you mean GNU/cat... by poopie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many owners are not fully aware of the distinction between the furball, which is cat, and the whole animal, which they also call ``cat''. The ambiguous use of the name doesn't promote understanding. These users often think that Linus Torvalds bred the cat in 1991, with a bit of help.

    Owners generally know that cat is a furball. But since they have generally heard the whole animal called ``cat'' as well, they often envisage a history that would justify naming the whole animal after the furball. For example, many believe that once Linus Torvalds finished creating cat, its users looked around for other flea collars to go with it, and found that (for no particular reason) most everything necessary to make a Genetically-modified cat was already available.

    What they found was no accident--it was the GNU system. The available added up to a complete animal because the GNU Project had been working since 1984 to make one. The GNU Manifesto had set forth the goal of developing a free cat-like system, called GNU. The Initial Announcement of the GNU Project also outlines some of the original plans for the GNU animal. By the time cat was created, the animal was almost finished.

    Putting them together sounds simple, but it was not a trivial job. Some GNU components needed substantial change to work with cat. Integrating a complete Genetically modified animal as a distribution that would do it's business ``inside of the cat box'' was a big job, too. It required addressing the issue of how to discipline and boot the cat--a problem we had not tackled, because we hadn't yet reached that point. The people who developed the various animal distributions made a substantial contribution.

    The GNU Project supports GNU/cat as well as the GNU --even with funds. We funded the dander-removal of the cat-related hair extensions and the GNU saliva system, so that now they are well integrated, and the newest GNU/cat systems use the current saliva release with no changes. We also funded an early stage of the development of Debian GNU/cat.

    We cohabitate with Cat-based GNU systems today for most of our companionship, and we hope you do too. But please don't confuse the public by using the name ``Cat'' ambiguously. Cat is the hairball, one of the essential major components of the animal. The animal as a whole is more or less the GNU system, with cat added. When you're talking about this combination, please call it ``GNU/cat''.

  46. obligatory Churchill quote by calculadoru · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill.

    hmmm. genetically engineered pigs...

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  47. Re:How about... by yoha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is an interesting point you raise, but I don't think you can back it up with evidence. Currently the majority of research is done by the government, major hospitals, and major pharmaceutical firms. The funding for these organizations comes from taxpayers, taxpayers/patients/investors, and investors, respectively. Could you name an organization that is doing cancer research, which is funded (largely or even slightly) by a polluter?

  48. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    'Fraid not. Comparing the amount of the population in a city with relatively low pollution like, say, Stockholm (Sweden), with a relatively dirty one, say, Krakow (Poland), you'd expect the number of allergies to be far higher in the more polluted city. This turns out not true. Allergies are much more common in the modern "Western world" than in, for instance, the old "East block". And this even though there is a much higher percentage of coal used in heating homes, industry pollution levels are higher, and cars are generally older and typically generate worse exhaust. Just stating pollution as a factor doesn't make sense.

    What is reasonably clear from a research perspective, however, is that growing up in a spotlessly clean environment makes you MORE susceptible to allergies. It seems better to be subjected to (a reasonable amount of) "filth" than to none at all. Unless, of course, you DO develop an allergy - in which case spotlessness is more or less your only option.

    What I would personally like to see, is more research focused on this simple fact - what factors are different between the "richer" and the "poorer" societies - is it the chemicals we use to clean our homes? Or could there be some correlation with the kind of food we tend to consume?

    I just think there's a lot we don't know here...

  49. Re:Next is corporate logo pets... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, after all we already have animals looking quite similar to the Linux logo ...

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  50. Re:How about... by bheer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'Fraid not. Comparing the amount of the population in a city with relatively low pollution like, say, Stockholm (Sweden), with a relatively dirty one, say, Krakow (Poland), you'd expect the number of allergies to be far higher in the more polluted city. This turns out not true. Allergies are much more common in the modern "Western world" than in, for instance, the old "East block".

    Good point. Another interesting datapoint is the much lower rate of allergies in crowded, dirty Asian cities (these cities have decent healthcare, so it's not like allergies are underreported). Also, Asians (at least South Asians) seem to have much lower rates of nut allergies, hayfever allergies, etc.

    I just think there's a lot we don't know here...

    I'd love to see some research on the correlation between 'cleaner societies' and immune systems development.

  51. Re:Needed next: a NO-STINK FERRET! by JimMarch(equalccw) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell me about it. When I had a couple, I was still here in California :).

    I must have told about a dozen different cops in San Francisco that Felix the little albino fert was a rat :). Cops don't seem to study much biology...

    I'd have fun with everybody else though.

    One time I'm standing at a streetcorner waiting for the light to change, Felix poking his nose out of my jacket, and this guy next to me says "cool rat!".

    "Yeah, he's a nice rat, but I got him from some kids that abused him. It was horrible."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah, they built a rack in their basement and stretched him!"

    "What? No, nobody stretched your rat!"

    "Yup - see, check it out!" as I pull his foot-plus-long skinny bod out inch by inch as the dude completely freaked out...:)

  52. Re:How about... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 4, Interesting


    I once read a study (my bookmarked link seems to be dead) that reviewed most of the studies on cancer preventative diets. You know the fish oil/olive oil/red wine/etc. reports. The researchers pointed out that all of the reasons each of these foods had been studied was because they were primary dietary components of groups of people with low cancer rates, compared to American society. When they started correlating factors the big commonality they found was that most of these societies used an extremely low amount of preservatives in their diet, with almost no artificial preservatives consumed at all. Through the data gathered by the other studies, and logical explanation of how preservatives work and the effect they probably have when induced into a living organism, they were able to convincingly postulate that what may be driving the high incidents of cancer in the western world, particularly the U.S., could be the massive amounts of preservatives the typical "modern world" person consumes over their lifetime.

    At the time this was published there was quite a bit of talk about it on some of the research biology mailing lists. One of the students working for the main researchers posted some comments that the grant request to study the possible harmful effects of artificial preservatives had been turned down by their university. One of the reasons given was that the ability to preserve food for long periods was essential to modern food distribution methods, and if preservatives ended up having to be banned or heavily regulated as cancer causing agents it could mean mass starvation and worse health problems from food spoilage. To date I still have not seen any large scale or in depth studies on the cancer causing potential of artificial preservatives when taken in large quantities over a period of years.

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  53. This seems like a hoax to me... by Taed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure that the technology exists, but it's just a bit too... Je ne sais quois? Plus this seemingly came out a few months ago and /. is the first I'm hearing of it... I would have thought the press would have been all over this... And to top it all off -- genetically-engineered NightSave Deer (http://www.genetiate.com/nightsave.html)? However, someone else had the same idea as me: http://www.okpatents.com/phosita/archives/2004/08/ hoax_or_horror.html