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PC Setup for Small House with Child?

nzgeek asks: "I've been managing with a pokey Windows notebook for a couple of years now, and am desperate to get a decent PC for development and gaming. Problem is, our house is tiny and we have a 1-year-old entropy generator running amok. What's the best recommendation for getting a full-power desktop PC installed in our house? My ideal setup would be a mini-tower case hidden in a cupboard, with a remote LCD monitor, mouse, keyboard, and headphones. The keyboard and mouse can be done via bluetooth, and there is no problem with cable length for headphones. The major stumbling block is VGA connection for the monitor. Any suggestions on how to overcome this problem?"

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  1. Simple Solution by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Insightful


    One year-olds are vertically-challenged. Put the computer on a high shelf.

    1. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Put the computer on a high shelf

      It's always a good idea to give the heavy items in your house with dangling cords more potential energy by placing them higher.

    2. Re:Simple Solution by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      One year-olds are vertically-challenged.

      Yeah, well so are most geeks. I wish I had a dollar everytime I heard some chick say "Well, you're smart and all and kinda cute but I just can't see dating someone who's shorter than me. I hope you don't think I'm being shallow. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone wonderful out there! Someone who can appreciate all the wonderful qualities you have! No, not me. But someone! Sure! It will happen to you! You're such a great guy! A little short, sure, but you're a great guy! Just don't get discouraged. No, I won't reconsider. Look, there's no need to cry. There are tons of girls out there who would love to date a short, smart guy. What? Well, no, you can't expect me to name them off the top of my head like that. Huh? Well, I don't know! Look, don't get angry. I'm trying to boast your morale and this is how you act? Christ, no wonder you can't get a girlfriend. Your height is only the start of your problems. What are you blubbering about? Well, you shouldn't have freaked out like that. Okay, fine, apology accepted. I'm sure it must be tough for someone as short as you to find a girlfriend. No, I don't want to know how long it's been since you've head sex. There are lots of cute, short girls out there who would love to date someone their size! What? Are you sure? Why would some 5'2" girl want to date someone 6'? No, I haven't looked through the personal ads. Well, I'm sure those aren't typical of most women. Look, I've got to go. I just remembered I have to wash my hair. Maybe you should invest in some platform shoes..."

      GMD

    3. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please keep your (incorrect) generalizations in check! I'm 6'4".

    4. Re:Simple Solution by homeobocks · · Score: 1

      Then you're not a geek. If you were a geek, you'd be 1.92 metres high (+ or - 0.005 metres).

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    5. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to buy a dictionary that was printed sometime in the last twenty years. It would be a worthwhile investment that would keep you from looking quite so silly.

    6. Re:Simple Solution by (H)elix1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I picked up a Sun 180 server, complete with 8' tall rackmount, for $25USD. I mounted all my hardware above my child's reach or stashed it behind one of the panels. Not a snowball's chance in hell move the thing, all cables zip tied to the rack, a screwdriver needed to get at the UPS and all the power cords. Granted, I bought it back when my new bride looked at my mess of computers and said - buy one and consolidate this mess. Not sure something larger than the refrigerator was what she had in mind....

      As a side note, go with the CRT tube. It takes a hell of a beating and the little one will be unlikely to move the mass of a 21" monitor.

    7. Re:Simple Solution by 0racle · · Score: 1

      You could have wowed her by building a nice fashionable cabinet. It would probably look much better.

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    8. Re:Simple Solution by foniksonik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Advice for geeks who want girls:

      Have you tried pulling out your wallet? A fat wad will get you more girls than anything else. Just don't ever spend it on them. Pull out a roll of hundreds or even just twenties at the bar when you're ready to pay your bill, credit cards don't impress anyone.. ask a hot girl nearby if she'd like a drink, making sure she sees your roll.. then tell the bartender to get her whatever she wants.. then walk away, let her pay for it. Go sit somewhere nearby and watch.. enjoy the show, laugh at her.. when she comes over to tell you you're an a-hole, laugh again and tell her to sit down.

      Say this "You know, I didn't make a lot of money by buying strange girls drinks... come on over here, talk to me, get to know me a little better and maybe I'll buy the next one."

      You might not get laid that night but you might get a number and you'll definitely get noticed by the rest of the girls.. stick with the attitude... never take a girl out to dinner unless you're already slept with her, no movies, no coffee dates...

      If you get a number, call and ask if she's had dinner yet.. say you've already had yours 'but hey, how about a drink later?'... buy one drink, put some moves on her... hand on knee, go for a kiss, whatever.. if you get nothing back tell her you've got to work early but that she should give you a call, then leave. If you do get something back.. buy another drink for her and a beer for you.. then leave together back to your place, voila. If she asks about a bite to eat or anything else to delay.. tell her again, sorry.. I've got to work early... call me. Go home.

      Simple. Money plus A-hole equals chicks.. they don't care how smart you are or if you're sweet or cute. They want to know if you can afford them and if you're confident enough to be an a-hole, nothing screams confidence like doing everything wrong and not caring. You don't care what she thinks cause there are twenty just like her at the bar down the street.

      good luck hunting...

      maybe you'll have the parent poster's problems with kids one day.

      p.s. this whole thing only applies to getting girls, not keeping them... keeping them requires a balancing act between being an a-hole and being the best damn man she's ever met.. ie: caring about the important stuff and not giving a shit about little things.

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    9. Re:Simple Solution by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      *kowtows*

      You sir, have earned a follower to your cult.

    10. Re:Simple Solution by my_fake_account · · Score: 1

      that really depends on the one year old. Some are climbers. Some are not.

    11. Re:Simple Solution by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Hahaha....I love being 5'11. And I'm 15, and still growing.

      Your post has given me hope ;)

    12. Re:Simple Solution by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Money plus A-hole equals chicks..

      I've tried this technique. For a couple of years I did get more "chicks" than ever. They were all stupid materialistic sluts (then again, at the time so was I). Don't get me wrong - it was a great experience and a lot of fun for a while. It was a good experience to have, and a great 'confidence' builder.
      But it wears out.

      After I stopped being an A-hole I managed to date some quality, challenging women who were my equals. Much less action but much more interesting.

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    13. Re:Simple Solution by marcus · · Score: 1

      Also helpful is not talking to yourself. ;-)

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    14. Re:Simple Solution by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Perfect. You make my case for me. Key point here is that you also gained enough experience with the fairer sex to be capable of pulling off a more mature relationship... remember this was advice for geeks on how to "get girls", not "get a long-term relationship". Most geeks who have difficulty getting girls aren't ready for a serious relationship anyways and will have regrets later on if they do find someone early on... which would lead to an early divorce or infidelity or worse.

      Sow your wild oats gentlemen, just like the parent post describes, then look around after a year or two and find yourself some quality women knowing that you have the experience and sophistication to charm the pants off her any time you want but not feeling the urgency to do so.

      Also, many of those materialistic sluts he describes later turn out to be young professional women who just don't know any better... or are doing a little bit of their own wild oat sowing and have no interest in a long term anything.

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    15. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so are most geeks

      Since you're claiming to be a geek, I'm sure you have some scientific data to back up that claim, right?

      *YOU* may be runt, but *YOU* are not *MOST*

      For the record, I'm 6'4. Seeing as there is another geek here who is also 6'4, using your method, *MOST* geeks are 6'4, right?

    16. Re:Simple Solution by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Informative
      Seriously, the best solution is to teach your kid what "no" means. We've got an antique shelf filled with delecate family dishes and other valuables, and both of our kids learned not to go near it. Of course, we also gave them pretty much the run of the rest of the house and left lots of un-childproofed drawers for them to explore.

      Frankly, with four working computers in this house (not counting the firewall), the only problem caused by children is their tendency to mimic mommy and daddy and try to type something or click the mouse, problems you're going to have no matter what you do with the VGA cable. As a father I really think this is a non-issue.

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    17. Re:Simple Solution by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

      You're 15. And it shows.

    18. Re:Simple Solution by BriarRose · · Score: 1

      Don't worry - there are girls out there who like "vertically challenged" geeks. (I know - I am one!)

    19. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAKE the kid touch it. Until they are bored with it. This strategy works for a lot of things...

      My grandfather used to take my bratty cousins in his arms when they arrived for Christmas; he took them over to the Christmas tree and made sure they [under careful supervision] pawed ALL of those pretty, fragile glass baubles, before they were allowed to run and play elsewhere. It kind of takes the temptation away, when you loose the word "DON'T".

      Oh, and on a totally different thread: Try 12 volt power. It works better with a lot of the off-grid and low-power technologies, plus it makes the house a lot safer for busy little fingers.

      my half cent

  2. wireless monitor by egomaniac · · Score: 1

    Google for "wireless LCD monitor". Note that several manufacturers make such a beast. /is it that hard to use Google?

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    1. Re:wireless monitor by cybermancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check out the Client-Pro All-In-One by MPC. I don't have one, but all the reviews I have read have been very positive. The whole PC is in the LCD, and it has wireless connectivity for network, keyboard and mouse. Ultra portable too.

      It is basically laptop hardware in an LCD. You pay a little extra, but it has the smallest footprint you can find.

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    2. Re:wireless monitor by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or the iMac G5 from Apple, which is pretty much the exact same thing. Doesn't run on a battery, though, I don't know if this MPC machine does...

    3. Re:wireless monitor by sharkey · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:wireless monitor by cybermancer · · Score: 1

      No battery as far as I know. It runs on AC power, which could very well be its only cord.

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    5. Re:wireless monitor by JVert · · Score: 1

      um no, The only wireless LCD monitors I know of are smart displays. How would you like your home PC to be an RDP session on an 802.11b?

    6. Re:wireless monitor by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      he said for gaming too, do these have problems with lag?

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  3. Smart Display by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    http://www.amazon.com/smartdisplays/

    It works over a wireless network using remote desktop. The downside is that it performs very slowly for things like 3d and movies, limited by network bandwidth. They're expensive too. 2d performance is supposed to be good, but I haven't tried it.

  4. Better yet by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 4, Informative

    You could teach him not to touch your computer... Lot's of friends that have children and computer (or other things that kids need to be careful with) teach their kids not to mess with them. I recomend you to do the same.

    1. Re:Better yet by Timmysaw.5 · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! Too many children go through childhood without being taught to respect others and their property. Then society ends up kids too undisciplined to: - go shopping w/parent and not throw a fit - eat in public or a descent restaurant - attend school w/o disrupting the learning environment - complete homework assignments without constant supervision - complete school/college - retain a job - stay out of prision - ???

    2. Re:Better yet by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1


      You could teach him not to touch your computer.

      It worked for me.

      I've had small children and PCs together in the same house so long the children aren't little any more. Put the base on the desktop and bundle the cabling out of reach. When the child is old enough to start climbing, teach him/her not to. You have to teach them not to climb on onto tables, dressers, stoves etc. anyway. Just add your PC desk to the list of "no-go" zones.

    3. Re:Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a water spray-bottle to train my cat not to get on the table or kitchen counter. You could try that :)

    4. Re:Better yet by mvdw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with this totally. I have two smallish boys (now 6 and 8); I have never had a problem with them playing with my stuff. And if it does become a problem, make it not a problem by teaching the kid to use the computer! Children are not these little things that get in the way of the rest of your life, they *are* the rest of your life. Embrace and extend, in the best MS philosophy!

    5. Re:Better yet by cliffiecee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly.

      It was quite a trip to see my then 3-year-old boy walk over to my computer, close my applications by clicking the close buttons(s), and then clicking on the icons to start his own games.

      Even more fun: watching him arrange those magnet-letters on the 'fridge to 'QWERTYUIOP' etc.

    6. Re:Better yet by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hey, my son is about 18 months old, so I wrote him a program that changes the background colour of a full screen window on any input. Bash the keyboard, move the mouse around, click the buttons...

      Only problem is, he likes it so much we can't use the computer without him thinking it's his turn.

      Oh, and he can reach the keyboard and mouse from standing on the floor, so lock your terminal whenever you leave it unattended.

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    7. Re:Better yet by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heh.

      How many 1-year olds do you know?

    8. Re:Better yet by Marillion · · Score: 1
      We did that. It works. They are now seven and ten and Never touch dad's computer.

      I also found providing an alternative is good. I had some old Pentiums ( < 200 Mhz) laying around. I slapped win 98 on them and they can do what they want with those.

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    9. Re:Better yet by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Yup,that's my solution, too.

      The 0.916 year old could get at my computer if she really tried, but we manage to keep her paws off with gentle coaxing and mis-direction. That and the cables are invisible, being loomed and ty-wrapped. The bundles are held to the desk with hardware.

      The 4 year old has "his own" computer - an IBM PS2 with a drawing program, and a couple of simple games.

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    10. Re:Better yet by nzgeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah absolutely, that is definitely the plan. I'm kinda looking forward to having my very own junior l33t h4x0r.

      Having said that, the issue really has more to do with lack of space, than stopping him from messing with stuff.

    11. Re:Better yet by QuantumInterference · · Score: 1

      My boy started using his computer when he was one and he has gotten along with it quite well. Beyond the myriad of settings in Serious Sam 2, he has never messed it up. Well, when he was five, he slammed the mouse down after getting "owned." After a two week hiatus from the PC, he had learned a bit of anger management. :-) I am much more worried about locking the PCs at work down than the PCs in my house. Those "kids" are truly dangerous.

    12. Re:Better yet by harrkev · · Score: 2, Informative
      You could teach him not to touch your computer...

      Bzzzt. Wrong. but thank you for playing. The problem with this is that then you can get into a "power struggle" with the kids. Below a certain age, they just do not understand, as their brains are not developed enough to have any sort of self-control. Above 1 year you might be able to teach them, but they start crawling around 6 months, so that is 6 months of problems. Also, the less that you tell your kids "no", the fewer problems that you will have. It is good to give your kids dicipline, but only fight the fights that you HAVE to (don't run into the street, don't go anywhere with strangers, don't touch the stove, etc). A little preparation now will save you headaches in the future.

      I went through this myself (2 kids, currently 2 and 3-1/2), and let me tell you my experience.

      My last computer was a Celeron 466 (old, I know, but it is tough to upgrade when supporting a wife and two kids). I had a desktop case (one meant to lay horizontal on your desk. That worked fine, as everything was out of reach.

      But then I got the money to upgrade. Being a true geek, I had to build my own computer. HERE is the case that I chose. Yes, it is a little large, but it is great quality, has a great power supply, and it has a locking door over the drive bays and power switch. When this case is locked, the only thing that they can get into from the front is the USB/Firewire ports, which are not that interesting. The door also hides most of the blinking lights, and I can tell you from experience that kids love drive trays. Once kids get past a certain age, cable are boring. But flashing lights and buttons that do things are always interesting.

      I have this case wedged between a desk and a small 2-drawer file cabinet, so the cables are mostly out of sight. Throw in a wireless keyboard/mouse combo and you can keep the cables to a minimum.

      One more idea: Take an old computer (1 GHz or less) and give it to your kids. Pick up some cheap educational software from your local cheapo-department store or garage sale and throw it on there. Something like Alcohol 120% or similar may be very useful, as they will not ask you to chage CDs or try to do it themselves. Once your kids hit 2, then will start to figure out the mouse and can use it. This will also take the "mystery" of the computer away, so they will feel less of a need to play with yours.

      Kids are a blessing. Have fun with them. I am also assuming that you either have a brand-new baby, or will be getting one soon. The older that your kids get, the more fun they are!

      Also, you may want to look at the "Comparison and Conclusion" page at the bottom of this page.
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    13. Re:Better yet by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Ooops. Sorry to reply to myself. But I forgot a couple of things.

      Back when I had the desktop case (Celeron 466), one time the floppy drive failed. After I replaced it, I tore it apart for the heck of it, and found a penny lodged in the drive. Another time I found a bunch of stickers wedged inside the kids computer (this was afer I built the new one). Locking covers for drives are a VERY good idea.

      I also feel that teaching your kids to respect your stuff IS a good idea. My point is just that it is not 100% fool-proof. Now that my kids are all over 2, I do not even lock my drive door any more. They just don't mess with my PC now. But I am still glad that the blinking lights are out of sight...

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    14. Re:Better yet by Destoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I need a copy of that program.

      Some creative marketing team could even make a box and think of a name and cook up an instruction manual.

      I smell a software patent!

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    15. Re:Better yet by AlexisMachine · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Bzzzt. Wrong. but thank you for playing. The problem with this is that then you can get into a "power struggle" with the kids. Below a certain age, they just do not understand, as their brains are not developed enough to have any sort of self-control. Above 1 year you might be able to teach them, but they start crawling around 6 months, so that is 6 months of problems. Also, the less that you tell your kids "no", the fewer problems that you will have. It is good to give your kids dicipline, but only fight the fights that you HAVE to (don't run into the street, don't go anywhere with strangers, don't touch the stove, etc). A little preparation now will save you headaches in the future.
      Preach on brother! I have a 15 month old daughter that finds my optical mouse irresistable. Teaching her not to touch it is not worth the battle. If it was something life threatening like the stove or a power outlet, that's another matter altogether.

      I find that when you live in an 800 sq ft apartment, that barracading the computer in a corner where it can't be accessed is the best solution.
    16. Re:Better yet by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      As a result, he only does it when you're not looking :)

      The funniest thing is seeing a cat claw on something when he doesn't know you're watching. You can see the cat looking around checking to see if somebody walks in. Then when he notices you, he darts off like he's done something bad before you have even had the chance to tell him to stop.

      At least our family was lucky enough to have a cat that didn't sneak behind the desk and mess with the cables. Though I am worried about having a cat in the future that would mess with my home theater speakers.

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    17. Re:Better yet by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Children are not these little things that get in the way of the rest of your life, they *are* the rest of your life. Embrace and extend, in the best MS philosophy!

      Then there's the MS Knowledge Base philosophy:

      Problem: Kids may cause harm to computers inadvertently.
      Solution: Abstain from having kids to ensure computers stay intact.

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    18. Re:Better yet by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1

      Ditto. My first learned by ~10 months or so that some things don't get touched. She says "pooter!" and points but no longer hits the reset button after one such incident. :)

    19. Re:Better yet by TheBunk · · Score: 1
      Had that expierence just a few days ago. one of our 3 month old kittens was in our closet trying to claw at one of my wife's dresses. He saw me grab the watter bottle and stopped, as I walked up to him and he was just looking at me innocent as could be. I walked away, and looking of my shoulder as soon as I left the closet he started pawing at that dress.

      They learn real quick what the water bottle means, and that they can get away with stuff when it's not around.

    20. Re:Better yet by G-funk · · Score: 1

      I believe babycolor on the apple ][ might be prior art :)

      I remember my little brother playing that when I could convince dad to hook our //c up to the tv in order to get colour.

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  5. Quick recommendation by Lenolium · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just a quick recommendation from someone with a little nephew. Avoid wireless mice and keyboards like the plague. Sooner or later, those mice and keyboards become intriging targets to play hide and seek with. It's all fun and games until they decide that hiding in their cereal is a good spot.

    1. Re:Quick recommendation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the Telvision remote, cordless phone, or having to call your cellphone because ya can't find it... another market for that "push a button and make the gadget beep" sorta thing.

    2. Re:Quick recommendation by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      I have a friend with a $4000 toshiba laptop.

      It was brand new when his 2 year old thought it would be a good idea to play hide and seek with his USB mouse; while it was still plugged into the computer. She went screaming across the room and tore the port out of the back of the computer when she ran out of cable! How the whole mess didn't come down off the desk nobody knows.

      Good thing it had a few more USB ports and the shock didn't cause any other damage (at least none that's manifested itself).

      The wireless mouse and keyboard suggestion does make some sort of sense in this case. It's probably cheaper to replace a mouse than it is to repair your computer.

      I do, however, agree with all the posts earlier; just theach your kid that the computer is off-limits. Simple explanations are often very helpful (even to 1-year-olds) at communicating why it is a bad idea to play with daddy's computer.

      I'm not looking forward to when my little tacker is running about... I'll have to secure the cable jungle then.

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    3. Re:Quick recommendation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just tag RFIDs onto everything you need to find.

    4. Re:Quick recommendation by redhookgroup · · Score: 1

      How big is the cereal bowl that you could hide a keyboard in it?

  6. As long as you're starting with something new... by presearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get an iMac. It's got the form factor you want and you
    can stop spending half your time keeping the system healthy
    and running tired software from the '90s.

    Sure you'll have to learn new things... but itn't that better than spending
    time de-lousing another tired Windows box every week?

    Your only regret will be that you hadn't done it sooner.

  7. Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a vasectomy for you, tubal ligation for the missus, and put the tyke up for adoption.

    1. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a divorce!!! She'll get the kid, the house and everything else.

      The up side is that now you don't have a wife, kid, and are back to true geek status.

  8. lock it up! by m0ok · · Score: 1

    keep it in a room (the computer, not the child) and lock the door? or how about, tidy/hide your cables away so the kid can't get to them? I have a couple of friends who have small children and their computers etc seem to exist in harmony with ankle-biters.

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  9. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by austad · · Score: 1

    Plus, if you're looking for educational software, there's tons of it for the Mac.

    I was going to suggest just using a cable (they make them over 30 feet long and they work fine with LCD's), and then screwing the base of the monitor to the desk.

    However, the iMac makes more sense, especially if a kid is going to be using it for educational stuff.

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  10. Build a PC Desk by Knetzar · · Score: 1

    If you have carpentry skill, then build yourself a small PC Desk with a locking cabinet for the Tower. You should then be able to use a wired keyboard and mouse.

    And if you really want to be secure, you can find a way to mount the keyboard and monitor so they can't move.

    1. Re:Build a PC Desk by cgenman · · Score: 1

      You don't need carpentry skill. Just get a desk with a locking drawer, or a locking wood file cabinet. Drill one outgoing hole for the wires, add a few extra fans (and air-holes to the cabinet), and you're set. Operating a drill is a lot easier than operating a television.

    2. Re:Build a PC Desk by Teancom · · Score: 1

      And if you don't have carpentry skill, go 3s2wu from the main plaza, kill rats until you level, and use your skill points at Harold's House O' Wood. There you go! Now you can make a desk!

  11. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by presearch · · Score: 1

    explain why this is a troll.

  12. Not sure about hardware, but I know the software. by ubiquitin · · Score: 1

    Get an older PC, often sold at computer fairs for $50 or less. I'm thinking a 400-600mghz range PC from Dell or Gateway or HP. Then boot it into the vanilla FireFox liveCD, see livecd.net. That makes a kiosk-like web-browsing and email system that is pretty much impossible to break.

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  13. Huh? by mike13down · · Score: 0

    I thought entropy was when you have an amount of thermal energy not available to do work, or a measure of disorder in a system. Like when you have a pan that is really dirty on the bottom, when you cook with it , there will allways be a loss of heat due to the extra gunk on the bottom. That loss of heat adds to the entropy in the universe.

    1. Re:Huh? by stoborrobots · · Score: 1
      From the article:
      ... 1-year-old entropy generator running amok ...

      You said:
      I thought entropy was ... a measure of disorder in a system.

      Yes, it's completely unscientific, but a 1-year old child does a great job of increasing the disorder in any given system...

    2. Re:Huh? by rogabean · · Score: 1

      "when you have an amount of thermal energy not available to do work, or a measure of disorder in a system"

      you just defined small child perfect. ;P

      (speaking as a parent of a now 5 year old)

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  14. old-fasioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Teach him not to mess with Dad's stuff. I recommend a wide leather belt which makes a memorable sound when snapped. You'll probably only need to wack him with it lightly a few times; at that age, you can make a big production out of the punishment and he'll cry and feel awful without the belt even touching him. Then just leave it hanging up somewhere, and glare at it meaningfully when he's bad.

    Or, you can just let him fuck over your whole life for 18 years, and his for his entire lifetime, which may well be unusually short if someone else puts an end to his nonsense later on.

    1. Re:old-fasioned by poningru · · Score: 3, Insightful

      or instead of being a complete asshole to your kid, why not try teaching him about respecting others belongings, or heres an idea when he reaches that certain age teach the kid about the computer, so that he will grow up liking the thing. This kind of fear instilling punishments may actually work but it does nothing for the kids emotional developement apart from developing irrational fear for a belt and/or a computer; oh and this will certainly help him develope love and respect for his parents.

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    2. Re:old-fasioned by NRP128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      hmm...you were either a pain in the ass who never had a hand laid on you, or you were beaten severely. My dad was 6'5", 220lbs when i was growing up. I rarely ever needed more than a look, and the only times i ever remember having a hand laid on me i deserved it and it wasn't like he knocked me out. He would do one quick whack with whatever he had handy, belt, switch, hand, one time he poppped me real hard with a wet shop rag, THAT hurt. My mom was the same way. it's not abuse when A) you get caught in the act B) you've been adequately warned and you KNEW what was coming C) you neglected those warnings D) it's not overly harsh. Once i hit 8 or 9 and it wasn't plausible for mom to spank i got slapped. One or two busted lips and i learned my limits. This didn't make me hate my parents. Usually it pissed me off, but looking back on it, i was wrong and deserved it.

      If you'd given me a time out in any of those situations, i wouldn't have cared. i would have used the time to plot new and evil things to do. Think about what i'd done? yeah right. Think about what i'm going to do next. I have two nephews, 4 and 6. the 6 year old is getting old enough now that he minds. but the 4 year old is a free spirt. when he looks at you, you can tell he's scheming to do something, and he usually is. The little fart loves me and respects me, i do things for them, i helped them both put together some of their toys that even my bro adn sis in law couldn't figure out, and at thanksgiving i gave them each a big bag of some of my old Legos. But both of them also know that i give one warning, not the several that mom and dad give. the 6yo is getting to the age where i can pick him up one handed in teh summer when i'm in shape, but right now he's kinda heavy. the little one i still can. That was almost my most hated way to get whipped when i was little and really let me know i had screwed up. Dad would grab me by one arm, pick me up, hold me at arms reach and come right down across my ass with the free hand. you can't get away, you can't jump and lessen the impact, you get all of it. The first time i did it to the little one i set him back down, told him NO one more time (i'd been saying it the whole time i was walking to him and he just kept doing whatever it was) and he looked at me with this utter look of disbelief and pain, but he never cried. later his mom came and got him and i told her what a little jerk he'd been, the next day he came back and he said he was sorry. it was one of the cutest things i've seen.

      if you want to talk about the people who can't discern from what punishing their kids is from punishing the kids for their mistakes, you're more than welcome. But a lot more contributes to a childs feeligns of malice than a swift hand or belt when the little bastard is overstepping his boundaries.

    3. Re:old-fasioned by AntiGenX · · Score: 1
      Here here... Thank god there are some people in this world that understand that. My parents whooped me when I was a little shit and because of it, I'm a lot more respectful of my fellow humans than a lot of the teen and twenty-something brats running around in this world. Children need boundries, and they need enforcement. Until they can think on a mature level, rationing with them can only get you so far.

      Now if only I could spank other people's children...

    4. Re:old-fasioned by solidhen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "I'm a lot more respectful of my fellow humans"

      So kids and teens (or shits and brats in your vocabulary) are not your fellow humans?

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    5. Re:old-fasioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People these days definitely need to dish out more than "time outs". Kids are out of control. You don't necessarily need to beat them silly either.

      When my wife's kids are visiting from their father's house you can tell they are undisciplined. They fight each other and do things they shouldn't like crazy. I'm normally peaceful and calm, and play video games with them when they come over. But when they stop listening to their mother they cross the line. The first time that happened I chased down the offending child, grabbed him by the throat, slammed him down on the carpet and yelled at him. First time the bugger had any real fear put in him at either household, literally pissed his pants he was so scared.

      They can learn limits without beatings if need be, and still want to be friends with you (I'm the only grown-up they know that likes to play video games!)

    6. Re:old-fasioned by dousk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I were your kid, it's YOUR life that will be unussualy short. Soon as I could get the power to do so, I'd make you pay. And it would probably include a wide leather belt, for fun. Remember, not all kids are the same. Consider that, the next time you think about using that belt.

    7. Re:old-fasioned by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Funny

      So I'm sitting on a bus listening to these two middle-aged moms sitting behind me.

      One says: 'My son gots in trouble yesterday at school. He hit another kid.'
      The other: 'Dats terrible. Wadya do?'
      First one: 'I tolds him hitting is bad. It's wrong. Never ever hit anyone. Den I slapped him upside da head so hard he spun aroun'. I learned him to NEVER hit anyone'.

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    8. Re:old-fasioned by Reapy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My parents never hit me when I grew up (25 now). When I annoyed my mom when I was really little she had a sliding window of punnishment time for me. I i just mildly ignored her she tell me to go to my room for 5 minutes. If I didnt get up and go immediatly and argued with her shed move it to 10, 30 minutes 1 hour, 2 hours and kept building up the more I argued with her. It sure hit home after 5 minutes upstairs that I could be down playing with my toys by now if I had just shut up and taken the easy punishment.

      But for the most part I was pretty quite and didn't have many friends growing up. Later in my middleschool days I started getting a few friends, and when one of them punched my arm that really shocked me. Friends aren't supposed to hurt their friends. I eventually figured out the whole thing but I just wasn't used to the idea of being struck by someone you are close to.

      So there wasn't much physical violence in my upbringing. I think in terms of the type of person I am, I consider myself very polite and respectful towards other people. I learned this differently then having it beat into me. I spent 2.5 years at a grocery store in HS, so whenever i'm around other kids and people working those type of minimum wage jobs, I know how much it sucks and how much you don't give a rats ass about the company you are working for, and don't get mad at them when the store has a shitty policy. It's not heir fault.

      I'm not saying that hitting is wrong. I think certain people need to be tought different ways. For some kids, maybe the only way to get through to them is a hard strike to the ass as punishment. But some kids don't need that. I have no clue what makes them different.

    9. Re:old-fasioned by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got the right idea, but hitting them is totally unnecessary.

      The key is consistency. You tell them what will happen if they keep doing what they're doing, and then you actually do it. Time out or taking toys away is just as effective as spanking as long as you're consistent, and don't carry the negative side effects, such as: it's easier to dislocate childrens joints, which you might want to think about next time you pick your nephew up by one arm; sharp jarring, especially from being hit or slapped in the head or face can cause brain damage; and, of course, kids who get hit at home are more likely to behave violently (hitting others, getting in fights, etc).

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      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    10. Re:old-fasioned by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      While I personally don't believe in spanking. It is probably OK if done in moderation. Taking a belt to a 1-year old is not moderation.

    11. Re:old-fasioned by NRP128 · · Score: 1

      I agree that being consistant is right, and that time-outs aren't a bad thing. There are some things that just dont' warrent a spanking, but those things you still shoudn't be doing, so taking toys away or giving a time out is a good punishment for the little things. But in teh real world when you do things you're not supposed to, there are going to be repercussions, and most little kids don't understand that, and there is no amount of reason that will make them comprehend that. What they do understand is the same thing any primitive species understands, and from a biological aspect most dogs are more concious than many infants, and have more ability to reason than many toddlers. They understand that doing this, this happens. You throw a toy across the room in a fit and break something that isn't another toy, you get your ass blistered and maybe a time out. You hit mommy or daddy, you get your ass blistered and you go to bed early for the next week. They understand negative reinforcement, i do this, mom and dad are upset, i get a spanking, it hurts. You do the right the first few times and there won't be any more occurances of this. Your kid throws a fit in the store (which you really shouldn't be in a situation like that anyway...my nephews are usually well behaved, only thing you have to promise them is a small set of legos or a Hot Wheels car and they're happy as a clam no matter what extravagant toy they see and desire) you 1) give one quick slap on the ass, 2) MOVE AWAY FROM THE SPOT THAT IT HAPPENED, don't linger and 3) Bribe if necessary. Like i said, something small, cheap, possibly collectable, and most kids will behave like angels.

      You have some people who think that when parents say they whip their kids they chain them to the wall naked, an beat them with a cane until the kid passes out from the pain. You do it hard, fast, and usually once with an open hand contacting the general area of the butt and the message is conveyed. The worse the crime, the worse the punishment, just as it is in real life.
      Time outs are fine, if YOU have the time to enforce them. But parent or not, when you're in WalMart getting groceries and the kid is throwing a fit, promising a time out when you get home isn't going to do much good, and there isn't really a way to instigate it in the store. Most parents i've seen get around thi sproblem by just letting the child cry, scream, fuss and generally annoy everybody in that region of the store. This is one of those pet peeves of mine. But back to my point, a time out is not always convienent, and just like you said, consistancy is the key. A spanking is quick, it conveys the message, and it doesn't require you to take 20 mins out of your day to see the punishment is enforced. both parent and child shouldn't be punished because the child did somethign wrong (unless it was defacing property or something). So if you're going to be consistent, why not go with the punishment that allows you to be consistent and stay consistent, regardless of the location or situation.

      On a side note, my dad was 6'5" 220lbs. I had two brothers, 18 years OLDER tahn me, and 13 years older than me. When your brother, this big strong guy who can pick you up one handed and spin you around, who opens jars for mom when dad's not around etc., is scared of your father, it makes a lasting impression. I never dared challenge my father, based on fear and respect for that fear. Hell i still fear the man today 'cause he could snap me like a twig, but i respect him because he doesn't abuse that. I rarely got a 'severe' punishment 'cause i was always too scared of consequences of things. But looking back my limits were very reasonable, and i had plenty of lee-way to push them. Maybe count it towards teh fact that by my time my parents had plenty of experience, they had been there, done that and had the t-shirt to prove it. i don't know. but i know that when i have kids i will seek and respect advice from my parents on anything that i need help with, because i see hwo my br

    12. Re:old-fasioned by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Hell i still fear the man today 'cause he could snap me like a twig, but i respect him because he doesn't abuse that.

      And you consider this to be a healthy parent-child relationship?

      They understand that doing this, this happens. You throw a toy across the room in a fit and break something that isn't another toy, you get your ass blistered and maybe a time out. You hit mommy or daddy, you get your ass blistered and you go to bed early for the next week. They understand negative reinforcement, i do this, mom and dad are upset, i get a spanking, it hurts. You do the right the first few times and there won't be any more occurances of this.

      Again, the spanking is totally unnecessary. There are plenty of other methods of negative reinforcement that are equally effective.

      Time outs are fine, if YOU have the time to enforce them. But parent or not, when you're in WalMart getting groceries and the kid is throwing a fit, promising a time out when you get home isn't going to do much good, and there isn't really a way to instigate it in the store.

      Being a parent is inconvenient.

      After my daughter was born, and my wife had recovered a bit, the doctor came in to check on us. When he left, I think he summarized our new situation quite well: "Congratulations, now you get to carry luggage with you everywhere you go."

      The few times my daughter has started to throw fit in the store, my wife or I have taken her out to the car, or even directly home. Yeah, it was inconvenient for us, but we only had to do it a couple of times.

      At 4.5 years, she's one of the most well behaved kids you're likely to meet. She knows the meaning of the word 'ettiquete', and understands how it applies differently to different situations. She knows how to behave at the store or in a restaurant, all despite the fact that she's never been spanked.

      Nor do we promise her bribes, though we do make a point of rewarding her occasionally for good behavior. This is more important than punishment for bad behavior, as positive reinforcement is always more effective than negative reinforcement, but you have to be careful with the bribery or you end up with a kid who thinks the world owes them.

      Anyway, to me the inconvenience arguement smacks of lazy parents.

      Like I said, you've got the right idea, but hitting them really isn't necessary.

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      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
    13. Re:old-fasioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Den I slapped him upside da head


      Hail to Pittsburgh!!!

    14. Re:old-fasioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.....there seem to be some big dark issues, JUST under your surface, concerning this type of punishment and/or relationship.......Get thee to some help........Soon. please, rather than later.

    15. Re:old-fasioned by G-funk · · Score: 1

      or instead of being a complete asshole to your kid, why not try teaching him about respecting others belongings

      Because it's well documented that children don't psychologically develop enough skills in empathy to do such a thing until they're between at least 3?

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    16. Re:old-fasioned by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      Usually, I'd try to find some witty ass comment about this, but I believe our AC parent is correct on this. Please good GP, go talk to someone about whatever is bothering you.

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  15. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    actually have to agree grandparent isn't a troll.

    dumb mods today I see... any other day this post would be lifted on high...

    today we hate Apple I see... I missed the memo.

    GP made a very good and useful suggestion as did the post under it.

  16. Height, and Distraction by cliffiecee · · Score: 3, Funny

    With a 0-1.5 year old, 'up' often equals 'out of reach'. Besides, there's FAR too many interesting things near the floor that mum & dad don't want her to reach- why look any higher? So, your average computer desk should be fine. Make sure it's off when you're not around and it probably won't seem so interesting, for a while :)

    All bets are off once they master climbing, though. That's where distraction comes in. Sacrifice that laptop to the gods by installing programs like flabbergasted. Give the tyke her own computer, so she'll be less interested in yours.

    Caution: kids learn computers quickly with this method. My 7yo boy tried to social-engineer my Linux password the other day.

    1. Re:Height, and Distraction by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Sacrifice that laptop to the gods by installing programs like flabbergasted.

      I may know precisely jack about little children (other than once being one), but I do know that laptop LCD screens are rather vulnerable.

    2. Re:Height, and Distraction by dmayle · · Score: 2, Informative

      All bets are off once they master climbing

      For the love of... Please get to them before they master this on their own. Teach them, and let them know it's not allowed. Or make sure you don't have any sets of kitchen drawers where the drawers are all on top of the other. (As a 2 1/2 year old I learned that you could pull the bottom drawer out all the way, and each higher drawer a little less to make stairs. I still have the burn scars from getting onto the kitchen counter...)

  17. Drill, drill, drill by klausner · · Score: 1

    The inexpensive answer is to lock whatever PC you buy in a wooden cabinet/desk/drawer/whatever, then using a 2" wood bit drill a hole for a cable passthrough. If you are worried about the rug rat tugging on the cable, secure it on both sides of the hole with standard clamps. Make sure to vent the cabinet too.

    1. Re:Drill, drill, drill by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      You sir, should NOT recommend drilling a 2" hole through a child simply for passing a cable through it.

      However, it should be noted that a recommendation like this does make sense when trying to secure the child to the floor or a nearby railing.

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    2. Re:Drill, drill, drill by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      If you are worried about the rug rat tugging on the cable, secure it on both sides of the hole with standard clamps.

      I almost forgot to ask, what kind of "standard clamps" do you recommend for securing the rug rat?

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  18. VGA? by Kickasso · · Score: 1

    Make it a DVI. You will thank me later.

  19. Re:Not sure about hardware, but I know the softwar by m0ok · · Score: 1

    just so you know, that link doesn't work. but i'm interested, I want to set up something similar (kiosk style, firefox/email only live cd)

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  20. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by Shag · · Score: 1

    I'm considering an iMac (or eMac, but the iMac is spiffier) as a "family" computer, too. My wife and I use laptops, and our daughter (now 5) has, for the past 2-3 years, grown up with laptops, but something with a discrete keyboard and mouse would probably be more durable in the hands of a child I've nicknamed "Stitch."

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  21. Newegg by Apreche · · Score: 1

    I alwasy reccomend computers be built from parts. If you care about saving money and getting high quality stuff, that is the only way to go. I have also discovered this Mini ITX case made by antec which might be good for your situation. It is very small and can be easily placed anywhere without being intrusive.

    http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProductDesc.asp?de sc ription=11-129-146&depa=1

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  22. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by Mawbid · · Score: 2, Funny
    No no no. He should get a recumbent exercise bike instead.

    None of the hassles of computing, and his body will thank him for it. And don't forget, exercise promotes mental well-being too.

    I like recumbent exersise bikes more than iMacs, so my suggestion is better.

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  23. SVGA extension cords by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    I've seen a few SVGA extension cords before, I'm sure they're still around. But if you're going high tech, don't waste quality with a VGA connection, buy a DVI screen, most ATI graphics cards come with one, not sure about nVidia's. DVI transfers a digital signal, instead of having a digital signal converted to analog for the SVGA and converted to digital again by the screen. And I'm sure you can find extension cords for those things too, but my suggestion is, put all the cables behind a desk, and put a piece of wood in front of the cables that is glued to your desk (or screwed in, or nailed, or however you feel like attaching it) to protect them from access from your 1 year old. I babysitted a 3 year old, and it's when he gets older you gotta be careful, because they start to learn how to take things apart. But kids are wonderful, so cheers!

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  24. Go digital by kinema · · Score: 1

    Using a DVI repeater/booster will allow you to place your LCD in excess of 25 ft (~7.5 m) away from the box. Beware though, these devices aren't cheap, they typicaly cost US$250 or more.

  25. Set Screen Saver Password by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    So far- that's all I've had to do with my 18-month-old entropy generator- once I set the screen saver passwords, he can bang all he wants to on the keyboard and it just goes "beep" after a while. He loves it. Later on, I'll be getting him something small and ruggedized.

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    1. Re:Set Screen Saver Password by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Like THIS. If it can survive military use the the desert, it might be able to survive an 18-month-old!

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    2. Re:Set Screen Saver Password by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Close- but I was also thinking more something with a ROM-based operating system, more like This with a bluetooth keyboard addon. Same specs though when it comes to drop, water & dust intrusion, etc.

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  26. Get your child involved by neitzsche · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before each of my children were one year old, they were familiar with Jump-Start Teddy. Before they (each) were two, they were able to start the computer and get JST running so that they could sit in a favorite aunt/uncle/parent's lap. My oldest sister did not know how to turn that particular PC on, but my 11 month old son did it for her one day. (I had a link for JST to start as soon as that computer was on.)

    Children are looking up to you as their role model. Just like putting on daddy's shoes to tromp around the kitchen, they want to do things their parents do. The sooner they understand what they are and aren't allowed to do on your computer, the sooner you will have respectable uptime on your home web server.

    The last thing I want is for my children to follow me into the computer industry. But they each have a solid understanding of how a computer is used as a tool. They also have a healthy respect for electrical dangers.

    Take LOTS of pictures when they are young!

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    "God is dead." - Frederik Nietzsche
    1. Re:Get your child involved by humblecoder · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention kids doing things their parent's do...

      I have a 11th month old who often watches my while I work on the computer. One day he came over and started expressing an interesting in what I was doing. I decided to give him one of my spare keyboards to "bang" on, and he immediately got to work. Now whenever I am working in the office, he wants to come in, bang on his keyboard, and work too!

  27. My $0.02 worth by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

    A door with a lock.

    A toddler cannot reach the knob, thus making it a quite effective defense. Even if they can somehow reach the knob, their small hands will likely not have the dexterity to manipulate the knob.

    Once they get to about age 2 or 3, its probably time to let them use the computer. If you want to use the computer in private, lock the door.

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  28. I would suggest by cuteseal · · Score: 1
    I've been in that situation before, and would definitely recommend sticking with a notebook. Upgrade if you need the extra grunt, but I find using a notebook with a cable splitter to connect a wired keyboard and mouse is the best solution.

    When I'm done working, I just pack up my stuff and lock it away in a cupboard. No mess, no fuss, no space taken up by a tower/monitor etc.

    HTH

  29. You need to think furniture, not computer. by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't need anything fancy as far as your computer is concerned - what you need is a computer armoire. They need not take up any more floor space than a desk, and can hold (keep away from little fingers) so much more.

    Everything - keyboard, mouse, monitor, and all the wires can be kept safely behind closed doors when not in use.

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  30. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    He could get This one. IIRC- Behemoth II had Mac, Linux, PC, Solaris boxes, as well as a ham radio, GPS, nifty heads-up water-cooled wearable monitor, cell phone, dockable laptop, batteries, and a lot of solar panels. "Only Too Heavy" indeed.

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  31. PC Setup for Small House with Child by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here are my suggestions for a very PC household:

    1) make sure both parents work on alternate days. that way the youngster won't form any stereotypes.

    2) if you have african-american friends, be sure not to ever refer to their skin color

    3) when holidays come around, be sure to say "festive seasonal greetings" rather than "Merry Christmas" or any other specific religious holiday.

    4) if you have any gay or lesbian friends, be sure to invite them over to play with the child so he or she doesn't make assumptions about gender

    5) Remember, evolution is a THEORY, not FACT. See if you can come up with some of your own theories of life and teach them to your child so that he gets a well-rounded view. My favorite: life was created by a giant walrus.

    6) make sure to watch network news every night, so that both sides of every issue are explored, even those where one side is universally accepted by most intelligent people

    Oh wait.. did you mean a different PC?

    1. Re:PC Setup for Small House with Child by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to involve them in social organizations.

      I do not recomment the GNAA!

  32. I have kittens by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    So I have a similar problem.

    I have one of those assemble-yourself wooden utility shelves that I keep my computers and routers and stuff on. On the bottom shelf is my mail server and UPS. I went to the hardware store, bought some of that board with the holes in it (I can never remember what it's called) measured it, and enclosed the bottom of the shelf. I put a hinge on the front part and a little latch.

    I've got almost no handyman skills at all, but this was easy, and the computer still gets enough airflow to stay cool.

    1. Re:I have kittens by NRP128 · · Score: 1

      that board with the holes in it (I can never remember what it's called)

      Pegboard? lol...

    2. Re:I have kittens by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      That's the stuff. :D

      I don't know why there's a gap in my memory when it comes to that stuff. Weird.

  33. Start 'em young by mech_knight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was in the same situation when I had my first son. When he was about 14 months old and was starting to explore as humans tend to do at that age. I decided that the best way for him to not mess up the computer was to show him how to use it correctly instead. It was the software, Jumpstart Toddler that actually began my son's introduction to using the computer. To avoid messing up my settings, I created a separate acount for him. I then taught him that it was ok to play with the computer only when Daddy or Mommy was around. He quickly learned to use the mouse and keyboard by playing around with it.

    Forward 6 years later, and he now helps his 2nd grade teacher teach the other kids during his computer class (although he tells me that they use Mac's).

    I think having a "yes" environment, instead of a "no" environment fosters discovery and learning. (Just my 2 cents.)

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  34. Drill a hole in the cupboard? by aralin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So what is the problem with the cable? Just drill a hole, its just wood. Or better yet, buy one that already has a hole and maybe also rails for sliding the computer in and out. Computers are with us for a while, the furniture manufacturers managed to notice already, take advantage of that :)

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  35. Two words: by typhoonius · · Score: 1

    Pavlovian conditioning.

  36. Laptop by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I do a reasonable amount of gaming on my IBM T30 all the time. When i wnt it secure, I can lock it away easily too.

  37. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you got modded as a troll because you seem to have ignored the fact that he wanted a PC for gaming as well as development. Now he didn't specifically say Windows development, but neither did he say Mac development, which any Mac user would certainly have said, so it can safely be assumed he meant Windows development. So since a Mac is not useful for Windows development, and is quite inferior in terms of available gaming software, your post contributes nothing of value, and manages to tick off a few people with tired old potshots at Windows. I hope that explains it.

  38. Easy AND profitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The easy and profitable solution is to, simply, sell the child.

    1. Re:Easy AND profitable by Bozzio · · Score: 0

      the horror!

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    2. Re:Easy AND profitable by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Then make another and double your profits!

  39. Re:Not sure about hardware, but I know the softwar by bakes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My daughter was happy with an old keyboard plugged into a cardboard box with a square drawn just inside the edge to make it look like a monitor. She pretended she was 'working on the computer just like Daddy'.

    I had my computer, and she had hers.

    We also kept the computers in another room and closed the door - by the time she could open the door herself she knew that she had been taught to leave the computers alone, unless we were there and had one of her games set up.

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  40. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by HawkingMattress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It isn't a troll ? I guess you had bad scores at text explanations at schools, heh ;) ?

    Question: How can I refrain my child from messing with my computer ?
    Answer: Buy a mac, and you won't have to deal with 10 years old software. You'll have to relearn a new things blah blah you'll ask yourself why you didn't do it sooner...

    The question is not i'm bored with my current OS, what could I try next ? It's how can I physically lock a computer to be sure the 1 year old kid won't hurt himself with it, or hurt the computer. Explain where a mac would even remotly help more that any computer with that... It's not like the one year old kid is gonna surf porn and root the box with spywares It's not really a troll, but as offtopic as a post can possibly be...

  41. Install /usr/bin/discipline by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    Try parenting and keeping a close eye on them.

    When they do something bad, do what my parents did - discipline/beat the shit out of them (I grew up in a Military household). Also, don't try to "reason" with a 4 year old (or even a 7 year old). A good old fashioned beating is the only thing that will help a young child know the difference between right and wrong. Until they develop the skill of "reason" they need to be taught right and wrong by spanking/harsh negative reinforcement. You'll get the added benefit of their respect (and fear) which will come in handy when they become teenagers.

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    1. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by mmaddox · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm....such a well-adjusted man you've become. I'm sure dying alone will be fun for you.

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    2. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Now if you'd be so kind as to tell my girlfriend, our 3 dogs and the cat - I think I could live out that dream.

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    3. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by NRP128 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your spoiled children will LOVE to lie to you when they're 16. Have fun earning their respect when they do learn reason.

      i can't believe so many people are under the assumption that children are born with all the thinking characteristics of a 25 year old. It boggles my mind! Think back...when you were 6 and in the toy store and you wanted that toy and mom said it was too expensive and you threw a fit and...what? You never heard that things were too expensive? You usually got what you wanted? Oh! Your mom must have been like those parents who cause me to loath the mall, letting their child scream piss and moan about a toy until they end up giving in and getting it for fear that letting their child know there are repercussions foracting up they may hold a disrespect for them later in life.

      i went up the shake the hand of a stranger in the mall one day: his 3-4yo threw a fit and without batting an eye he spun the kid around and gave him three swift whacks, the kid whimpered a bit, bit his lip, and straightened up. Some woman who was in the vicinity came up and said that she didn't appreciate him abusing his child in public like that and made some comments about how child abuse shoudl be reported etc. just FYI this was the woman who left her kid in teh stroller alone to walk over and tell this guy that...15-20 ft away... anyway, so she does her 20 second spiel about this and that, and the guy just let her finish, then in a calm but firm voice that steadily got louder but not quite to a yell, he said "ma'am, these are my children, it's my job to raise them to the best of my ability, i'd suggest you go mind your own child and your own god damned business!" The woman stormed off, and like i said, i just had to come up and shake the guy's hand. it was one of those moments that camera woudl have been awesome :)

    4. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by jcrowe · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken to think that a child under 7 (or 4) is not able to reason & know between right and wrong.

      I have a 2yr old that know the difference between right & wrong, at least as it applies to him and his actions.

    5. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by mmaddox · · Score: 1

      Please note, I made only a wisecrack, and did not describe nor otherwise outline a system of child rearing. I don't think the OP really meant "beat the shit out of your kids all the time." He took it in the manner it was meant.

      Personally, I feel that kids need to learn discipline and respect through modeled behavior, not simple force. There are limits to the reasoning ability of a child, and my job, as a parent, is to help them handle the situations they can handle and to keep them out of the situations they can't. 8 hours of shopping is NOT a situation kids can handle. 1 hour of shopping in the late afternoon is NOT a situation many kids can handle. You have to read their moods and act accordingly, not simply knock hell out of them if they won't act according to your whim. Spanking may have its place in some situations, but I've never found a public situation that warranted it with my three children. Generally, I've found parents spank in those situations out of embarrassment or anger, not the willingness to discipline or guide their child. Your job is neither to be friend nor executioner to your children, but a parent who guides growth and development with thought and wisdom...something far too much of the population lacks.

      I'm glad Mr. Nick has it all in hand and has graced us with his wonderful literary prowess. His kids will live in fear until they're large enough or frightened enough to kill him in his sleep.

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    6. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by NRP128 · · Score: 1

      Sorry i kinda snapped there. i trolled this post on several fronts, wasn't a good morning i guess. i agree that modeling is what needs to be done and the children will mimic their parents in ways most people don't realize when they have kids. I also agree that with kids you should cater to their moods.

      I'm still stuck on this: a couple of weekends ago my girlfriend and i were bored on saturday, we didn't have the spare cash to go out, but we did need to go get the weekly groceries and since we didnt' have anythign else to do we went together (we lead a boring, boring life...) it's like 11:30PM on a saturday night, we're walking into walmart, there are several moms in there with their kids, about half were screaming their heads off the other half sound were asleep. There are even more whole families in there with small kids, most screaming, some sleeping, and there was a group of what i estimated to be 15 mexicans walking around, like a 3 generation family, 5 of those people being small children (

      point of it all is i'm not saying beat the kid because YOU screwed up and they didn't like the outcome. if it' syour fault it's your fault and the child shouldn't be punished. And i'm not saying rule them by fear either, but a little fear of consequences never hurt anyone. It's a fine line, but your child should fear the consequences on their actions as delievered by you, they shouldn't fear you based on teh consequences of their actions, if that makes sense.

    7. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I feel that kids need to learn discipline and respect through modeled behavior, not simple force.

      That's exactly how kids learn. Try to do whatever mon and dad are doing, even if they're just playing it. Show them how to hit people, and they'll do just that.

    8. Re:Install /usr/bin/discipline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who don't understand reason is not the kids, it's the parents.

      And no, "because I say so" is not a reason. Unless you are teaching the kid to live under Saddam Hussein.

  42. VGA Cable lengths by spencerogden · · Score: 1

    Lots of good advice so far about how to deal with kids and computers. But it sounds like the origional poster was interested in how to have the tower tucked away, and how far away.

    As far as I know, VGA can go about 25ft. Although there will be signal degradation since it's analog. I'm not sure about DVI.

    If you need to go further, or the signal quality is bad enough, many KVM manufactures have Cat5 based solutions for going much much further by doing Analog->Digital->Analog. Probably not cheap, but could be worth looking into.

  43. Simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lose the kid.

  44. Voice of experience by a9db0 · · Score: 1

    I have a 2.5 year old. Here's some ideas:

    -Start with "Don't touch". Works for awhile, but by age 2 is pointless.
    -Mini-ITX system. small, so it can fit up high or generally out of reach. Just set your screen saver to start quickly (short timeout) and require a password.
    -Get one for them. My daugher is getting an old PII400 from me in a week or so. I'll set it up with a couple of her favorite educational games and teach her to use it. She already mouses well, and that's good enough for now.

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  45. Get the kid a computer... by slittle14 · · Score: 1

    We have 4 computers in the house for my wife, my child, and me. One computer belongs to my 18 month old son. Yeah, it is the computer that is 5 years old... Instead of spending lots of money on a fancy setup to keep the kid away from the computer find a cheap old machine and turn him lose. He can learn how computers work and if he screws it up no big deal. My son really isn't very interested in the other computers in the house when he knows he can go and play his computer. He learned early on via good old fashioned discipline that he doesn't touch the computers that don't belong to him. He is currently satisfied with using his own computer. That may change, but it seems to be working for now. Good luck...

  46. No Wireless. by fwittekind · · Score: 1

    Having my own 2-year-old entropy generator running amok. I recommend against anything wireless for your input devices. That is if you ever want to be able to find them, and you don't want them to take baths.

  47. Wireless? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    Wireless monitor maybe, but I think that a wireless mouse would be the first thing that would be picked up and made into a new "Car", "Friend" or (shudder) "Boat". Same for the headphones. A tether to the machine might not be such a bad idea after all.

    Sera.

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  48. He said *GAMING* by jordie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Am I the only one that read this?!? I have a one and two year old. I find that moving the power and reset buttons to INSIDE the case help. All cables are hidden away behind the computer, and clamped to the computer desk. To keep them away from the computer in general, I have given them THEIR OWN to play with. It's the most amazing thing to watch your kids play on the computer. My 2 year old has known for at least 6 months how to open and close applications, even successfully NAVIGATE the start menu all the way to the paint program. My 1 year old can only do minimal so far, opening and closing random applications and such. Works great, try it. Stop trying to keep them away from computers; give them one they CAN play with! Cheers.

    1. Re:He said *GAMING* by Strepsil · · Score: 1

      I did exactly the same thing with my daughter - got her a computer of her own. At first, just an old Mac LC III with an application that made noises when she hit the keys. That was at about six months old.

      Now, she's four, on her second CRT iMac, logging in by typing her name, firing up her own games, watching movies (and learning to read by recognising the file names), calling her mother via iChat's voice chat and browsing the web from a start page we made for her.

      It sits in my home office, at a desk right next to mine, so we "work" together. Today I found her typing in a URL from leaflet inside a Kinder Surprise egg.

      I can keep an eye on what she's doing, she's not interested in my stuff (no good games), she gets attention from me and help when she needs it. Everybody wins.

  49. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by nlindstrom · · Score: 0, Funny
    Get two PCs, a powerful one to act as the backend server, and an all-in-one-with-monitor kind to act as the semi-dumb terminal. Install Gentoo Linux on both, and use FreeS/WAN to secure the connection between the two. Run X on the terminal, and connect to the backend server to run your desktop and apps. You can make the whole thing wireless.

    By the time you're done compiling and installing Gentoo, and have finished getting FreeS/WAN and the related software to actually work, your child will be at least 18 years old, and you can kick them out of the house a buy a real computer -- like, say, an Apple eMac or iMac.

  50. laptop? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

    Laptop with wireless internet? You put it under a chair or in a cabinet when not in use?

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  51. Our Solution by m_evanchik · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have a one year old. Our lazy solution is to put a barrier that blocks the part of the room where our computers are.

    It's pretty much impossible to get anty work done when he is around, since he takes computer work without his assistance as a personal offense and loudly protests while shaking the barrier. However, the barrier has kept him away from the wires.

    To a certain degree it is a lost cause as any barrier is surmountable eventually, but this has worked for us so far.

    From a technical point of view, the biggest hurdle that I can think of is the monitor/PC connection. I know of no wireless alternative to the vga or dvi cable. Another possibility is putting everything too high for him to reach, as in putting the case high above the monitor on a shelf or something, but even then he is eventually going to learn to climb up and fiddle witrh things.

    Your biggest concern is danger of a physical shock and then him damaging your equipment.

    I wish I had an elegant solution, but what we do is just physically bar him from the comoputer area. Having a nanny or grandparent around to get him out of the apartment works wonders as well : )

  52. Been there myself by MikShapi · · Score: 1

    Here's my 2 cents.

    I have my own entropy-generator, 20 months old, and he climbs everything.

    I have my two unix boxes and high-power gaming PC in a server cabinet in the garage, with USB and DVI cables stretching to the study. Peripherasls, such as DVD drive, kb, mouse, sound etc. are on the USB hub.

    This is by no means child-proof. It creates more widgets on the desk for him to play with.
    The Pros however are:

    The kid does not lay a working (open) box on its side and gets in, thinking its a bath tub, when the box is working.

    The kid doesn't bang harddrives with rigid objects when the former are spinning

    The kid doesn't stick his fingers into fans and fan grates.

    It's a tomb-league-quiet setup :-)

    What bluetooth peripherals will do is force you to into a battery-hassle (same as traditional wireless ones), and will allow your child to stash your wireless peripherals where you won't be able to find them. I don't recommend that.

    LCDs are especially child-prone, because applying physical pressure to their surface breaks them.

    The solution I ended up implementing is simple:
    I bought a kid-proof gate to the study, which is off-limits to anything that generates too much entropy.

    Good luck!

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  53. Re:Better yet ^2 by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Funny

    coming to find those letters on the CPU...

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  54. VGA over Cat5 by stinkydog · · Score: 1

    Here is a Video over Cat5 device that should work. Or add keyboard and mouse for a few more bucks. Or you could try this 100' VGA cable. I have used their 50' cable to a video projector with great success.

    SD

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  55. Laptop by Hardwyred · · Score: 1

    I just ordered a new laptop for 580 bucks from tiger direct (melt down sell on an acer travelmate) I like it, it's linux friendly and portable. Why bother with a tower anymore?

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  56. From Experience by InfinityWpi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Given the tendancies of my own 13-month-old chaos machine, you ma want to reconsider the wireless keyboard and mouse. They're more magnetic to little ones than shiny objects. Especially if you're seen using them. Your best bet is a desk with some sort of roll-down top or closed doors, like a hutch, so that everythign can be close and latched. Then you don't have to worry about the cords for the monitor.

    Oh, and keep power cords off the floor. They don't get shocked easy, but they like to press the switches on the power strips and UPSes.

  57. Oh, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > back to true geek status.

    He can never regain his virginity, tho.

  58. Use laptop as a thin client by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Your current laptop getting long in the tooth?

    Get a faster PC, and once you have it up and running, put it and the monitor in a closet somewhere.

    Use a wireless networking to remote-control your "big iron." I'm thinking remote-X-apps, or some flavor of VNC if you must, or if it's MS-Windows XP Pro, "remote desktop" (there are clients for Mac, Windows, and of course Linux, and probably other *n*x's as well).

    Just be sure to secure that wireless network against drive-by's looking for a free ride or to snoop on you.

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  59. Effective yet cheap by eyepeepackets · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consider getting one of those electric fence devices used to keep little dogs in the yard: They use low amps, high volts and junior will understand the concept of "stay away" with the very first lesson.

    These can also be effective on door knobs when wired correctly (keep wifey out!) but should be used on toilet bowl flush handles with much caution unless a man slaughter charge isn't a concern.

    Other devices can be useful for keeping pesky children in line whilst teaching them the concept of survival but you should check the laws in your area as some certain methods and devices are frowned upon.

    Cheers!

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    1. Re:Effective yet cheap by Mmm+coffee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      God bless the moderator that labeled this one insightful. That was just beautiful!

    2. Re:Effective yet cheap by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

      Yes, that surely did catch my attention too, but I'm assuming it was a bit of moderating humor as it did make me chuckle.

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  60. As with the rest of your.. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
    ...potentially breakables.

    Teach the child a) not to, and b) how to (when appropriate). You can't 'childproof' the whole house, so you do the parent thing, and teach them.

    My various PC's have survived 4 of my own kids.

  61. One word... by JackAsh · · Score: 0, Redundant

    iMac.

    All in one unit, you can get it with bluetooth, and it's unixy so that'll keep the Slashdot crowd happy. If you can hide the power plug behind the desk it sits on the little tike will never reach the one cable on the system.

    -Jack Ash

  62. Kids aren't stupid and they learn damn fast... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Funny

    My nephew learned that he could get what he wanted from the fridge by opening the freezer compartment first, pulling out its draws one -by-one and using them as stairs so he could reach his goal. His age at the time? Barely more than two years old.

    Don't ever assume that because they can't reach it from the ground that they can't reach it at all. Kids aren't stupid and they learn damn fast.

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    1. Re:Kids aren't stupid and they learn damn fast... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I found R3.0 on top of the dryer once.

      It's a stacked model.

      He was 2.

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  63. Thanks for the suggestions... by nzgeek · · Score: 1

    Thanks for all the suggestions - as I expected there's a lot of good stuff here mixed with the flames and trolls.

    For more info, the main issue really is more with lack of space rather than the little guy. He's pretty good at playing with his own toys rather than the adult stuff (helps that he has is own (dead) phone and computer mouse!). The main issue is that he keeps switching off the powerpoint that powers the ADSL router in the cupboard (we have switches on all wall sockets here in NZ).

    So yeah, space is the issue. We don't really even have room for a computer desk - hence the laptop, setup and remove when finished. I think that may end up being the answer. I could spend thousands on smart clients etc... I'm probably better off forking out for an Alienware gaming laptop or something.

    Thanks again guys and girl(s?)!

  64. I've not had much problems. by adolf · · Score: 1

    When my daughter was extremely little like that, I lived in an apartment. A passworded screensaver was more than adequate to keep the machines running.

    Back then, I worried a lot more about the racks of PA gear that I call a stereo. There were way too many interesting button and knob combinations, many of which could easily have led to expensive fireworks or an eviction in a big hurry.

    The solution to that issue was just to show her how to use it. She's been operating it since she was 2, without a single episode of badness.

  65. Teach the Kid to use it correctly by joemontoya · · Score: 0

    Our 4 year old is the only one in the household that knows how to use the big TV and satellite system to it's full potential. He routinely records his favorite show weeks in advance even though he doesn't know how to read.

  66. LiveCD for kids? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey is there an equivalent of a Knoppix for little kids?

    Don't want it super watered down, but something that doesn't involve too much typing would be good.

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    1. Re:LiveCD for kids? by jordie · · Score: 1

      Not AFAIK
      However if you find one let us know on slashdot! :)

  67. Cage by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simply place it in a cage that only you have the keys to. When you want to use the PC, unlock the cage, go in, lock the cage.

    Problem solved.

    You could always substitute 'cage' for 'room'.

    1. Re:Cage by karearea · · Score: 1

      Simply place it in a cage that only you have the keys to. When you want to play/feed the kid, unlock the cage, go in, lock the cage.

      Problem solved.

  68. Wrong! by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Re-read his post to see how flawed your deduction is. He called _himself_ a "little shit" when he was a brat.

    I love my parents. I'm glad they punished me physically when I needed it.

    1. Re:Wrong! by MrResistor · · Score: 3, Funny

      I love my parents. I'm glad they punished me physically when I needed it.

      Oedipal complex with a spanking fetish?

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    2. Re:Wrong! by NRP128 · · Score: 1

      LOL, that deserves a Funny mod...can't give it to ya though :(

    3. Re:Wrong! by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Well, you said it, not me. Sad to know that's how your mind works. :-/

  69. It seems pretty simple... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    If you're going to put the CPU in a cabinet, just put a hole in the top of the cabinet and route the monitor cable through it. Then put the back of the cabinet close to the wall so little hands cannot get behind it to the power cord. If you leave the back of the cabinet open, then you can just put it flush against the wall, and the power cable will be recessed inside the cabinet. Or if you're really feeling calvier, then you can build a cabinet into the wall with an outlet in it...just put some vents for air flow.

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  70. FFS, NO! by RMH101 · · Score: 3, Informative
    a "small house" and you recommend an 8 foot rack unit? only on slashdot!
    seriously, the way to do it is this:

    * a shuttle small form factor PC. put unit in cupboard.
    * an LCD vesa-mounted to the wall with cables cable tied out of the way
    * a cheap wireless kb/mouse (forget bluetooth, it's overkill)
    * nothing else.

    this is the answer. any other suggestions are just plain wrong.

    1. Re:FFS, NO! by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Remember to hang the LCD monitor really high, near the ceiling, so the kid has no chance of reaching it, otherwise he WILL try to find out what happens to it if he pushes on the screen really hard (hint: you don't want to have this experiment performed on your expensive LCD screen, but rather on a cheap credit card-sized calculator).

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    2. Re:FFS, NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bluetooth isn't overkill. Most RF wireless keyboards utilize no encryption - your keystrokes are being broadcast in the clear.

      Bluetooth actually has encryption, and while not necessarily perfect (http://www.tml.hut.fi/Nordsec2004/Presentations/r itvanen.pdf), is far more likely to keep prying eyes away from your keystrokes than no encryption at all.

  71. and with the extra money spent by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    you could feed your kid on tins of beans and catfood for the first year of it's life.

  72. "it's not abuse when" by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    oh. yes. it. is. in the UK, it's actually now legally defined as abuse, and you can be charged for it.

  73. Possible to MPEG compress desktop? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Note, this won't answer poster's question but...

    With today's computers, is it possible to MPEG encode an entire 1600 x 1200 video + sound and pipe it wirelessly to a client with a MPEG decoder chip? I've got some strange (as in rosy) figures here.

    Here is the supply side of the picture... top of head figures for effective throughput in various wireless standards (including some less-than-standard standards). :

    5 Mbps == 802.11b (11 Mbps)
    10 Mbps == 802.11b+ (22 Mbps)
    20 Mbps == 802.11g (54 Mbps)
    35 Mbps == 802.11g Dual channel (108 Mbps)

    Here is the demand side: bandwidth figures for MPEG2 video streams.

    ? Mbps == VGA/TV = 640 x 480 = 307,200
    5-10 Mbps == SVGA/DVD = 800 x 600 = 350,000 pixels
    ? Mbps == XGA = 1024 x 768 = 786,432 pixels
    ? Mbps == SXGA = 1280 x 1024 = 1,310,720 pixels
    ? Mbps == UXGA = 1600 x 1200 = 1,920,000 pixels
    17-20 Mbps == 1080i HDTV = 1920x1080 = 2,073,600 pixels

    Add another 1 Mbps to demand figures for audio (both directions), keyboard, mouse, and another 1-4 Mbps for network overhead.

    I got the second set of numbers while watching a DVD by choosing "display data rate". The HPTV numbers I got by searching google for "HDTV bitrate". Can the rest be extrapolated from these two numbers? If so, it indicates that wireless networks available today could:
    1. Non interactively stream HDTV over 54g
    2. Interactively stream one high resolution desktop over 54g

    Now, some questions:

    1. It should be _possible_ for a desktop computer to MPEG-encode the desktop (including acclerated output), but is does anything out there do this? For MS Windows or X-Windows? Can a hardware MPEG encoder on a TV tuner PCI card assist in encoding?

    2. Several laptop graphics chips have hardware assistance for DVD decoding - for eg: MPEG motion compensation. Can such hardware be used to assist decoding a higher resolution stream?

    3. Anyone have bandwidth figures for Ogg theora?

  74. Re:As long as you're starting with something new.. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

    An iMac is a screen, a keyboard, and a mouse.

    Somewhat eaier to keep away from the kid.

  75. Here's your Solution...for FREE! by Coder+Dad · · Score: 1

    I'm definitely leaning towards the Pavlovian conditioning -- worked for mine. Just get the little one to mentally associate 'computers' with 'Heffalumps'...

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    "The mere imparting of information is not education." --CGW
  76. Re: Simple Solution, which won't last by Ashtead · · Score: 2, Interesting
    When the one-year old is approaching two, he or she will no longer be limited in altitude. Not as long as there are any moveable chairs or anything else around that they can attempt to climb up on. And what they cannot climb up to reach they will, sometimes successfully, attempt to pull down instead.

    Only thing I can think of that might work is something along the lines of a floor-level locked cabinet containing the PC, the keys to which are in your pocket.

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    SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
  77. No Kidding by marcus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My Mom warned me about my kids based on her experience with me. She was so happy way back when my parents bought a new house with a nice back yard and a good fence so that she could leave me free to roam outside while she watched from the kitchen or whatever room in the house had a window facing the back yard...Then she spotted me sitting on top of the fence. I was still wearing diapers at the time.

    She said that was the closest she'd ever come to soiling herself. :-)

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    Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
    - W. Wriston, former Citibank CEO
  78. Re:Not sure about hardware, but I know the softwar by Myrcurial · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, my daughter (3) has an old keyboard that she plunks down in front of the tv and types on and my son (1) uses an old ADB mouse (retail price $99) as a pull toy. They're both going to be special kinds of hardware geeks in a few years.

  79. Re:Possible to MPEG compress desktop? by iantri · · Score: 1
    .. encoding and decoding to/from MPEG-2 would cause a massive amount of latency.

    You've over-engineered the problem, I am afraid. Most things on a computer display do not move. As I type this now, the only thing moving is inside the Post Comment box. By only sending the changes to a display, far greater bandwidth savings can be had.

    On Windows, Remote Desktop, or on Linux, Nomachine NX, will do perfectly fine over a 10mbit connection. Actually, they will do perfectly fine over much less.

    This will of course not work very well for gaming, but there is essentially no solution that would work for gaming, since there can not be any latency at all between keypresses/mouseclicks and the corresponding action happening.

    (BTW, DVD is actually [352|704|720] x vres where vres is 480 for NTSC, 576 for PAL.)

  80. Gate it off... by zakureth · · Score: 1

    Get yourself a nice little corner desk at office depot or something. You should then be able to get a gate like this one at babies-r-us: http://tinyurl.com/4y3u8

    It basically bolts to the wall on both ends and had a built in door, providing a barrier around your toys so the kid can't get to them and drool all over them...

    And then you end up with walls and a door, but no privacy. It's just like being at work! Wheee!

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    Windows: The operating system built for the internet. Unix: The operating system the Internet was built for.
  81. Mod parent insightful! by sh00z · · Score: 1

    In addition, the computer desk can share a room with a dining table, and if you remember to close it up, it won't look out of place when guests are over. My next-door-neighbor lost his "office" when their fourth munchkin arrived, and after a week or so, he was fine with the new arrangement.

  82. LCD + children = bad by Insightfill · · Score: 1
    Come on! I can't get my four year old to stop touching the laptop screen. Unless you mount some plexiglass over the front of it, plan to be staring at some pretty nasty fingerprints, gouges, and discolorations for quite a while.

    Glass is hard.

    Also: cords are a good thing. They will guarantee that the mouse will never really walk far from the computer.

  83. Wireless VGA Solution by sanityspeech · · Score: 1

    Forgive me if you considered this option, but the link below may be the solution you seek:

    Wireless VGA

    Just one problem, though - It's a Class A device. That means the FCC could come after you just for being in possession of one at your residence.

    Me surmises that this may help you develop some hardware hacking ideas of your own.

  84. Re:Possible to MPEG compress desktop? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    As I said, I wasn't offering a direct solution to the poster's problem.

    > .. encoding and decoding to/from MPEG-2 would cause a massive amount of latency.
    Do you have numbers? It is tens of milliseconds or hundreds?
    Also, do you have any latency figures for hardware encoding/decoding -- for instance, as done by TV tuner card with a hardware MPEG2 compressor?

    > By only sending the changes to a display, far greater bandwidth savings can be had.
    MPEG is variable bit rate. The stream for that time period would simply compress better and it's bit-rate would reduce a lot.

    > there is essentially no solution that would work for gaming,
    > since there can not be any latency at all between keypresses/mouseclicks
    > and the corresponding action happening.
    That's the point of my post - compressing the desktop would work for gaming, video, 2-D desktop, anything! Latency would also be amenable to faster processors and ASICs.

    > (BTW, DVD is actually [352|704|720] x vres where vres is 480 for NTSC, 576 for PAL.)
    That's why I bundled it under SVGA (800x600)

  85. What is this tripe? This is slashdot, not AOL!!! by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

    "I've been managing with a pokey Windows notebook for a couple of years now, and am desperate to get a decent PC for development and gaming. Problem is, our house is tiny and we have a 1-year-old entropy generator running amok. What's the best recommendation for getting a full-power desktop PC installed in our house? My ideal setup would be a mini-tower case hidden in a cupboard, with a remote LCD monitor, mouse, keyboard, and headphones. The keyboard and mouse can be done via bluetooth, and there is no problem with cable length for headphones. The major stumbling block is VGA connection for the monitor. Any suggestions on how to overcome this problem?"

    I have an idea, how about nzgeek go back to the AOL forums and comes back to slashdot AFTER he knows computing basics.

    Really now, this is a site for geeks, and not the place I would expect a"How do I buy a computer?" article. This is lame, very lame.

    Feel free to call it a flame and mod down. Mind you, by doing so, you are only asking for more asinine links on the front page.

  86. A simple low cost solution by canuck57 · · Score: 1

    Why not just lock the door? Two ways, buy a computer desk with a shelf and door under the table top or put it in a lockable room.

  87. Some tips by simetra · · Score: 1

    Hi
    I have a 4 yr old, and a 1 year old, so this has been something I've had to deal with.

    1. Get a case with a locking front panel thing, so Jr. can't randomly hit the power button, pull out and play with cds (scratching the hell out of them in the process), or jam stuff into the neat openings.

    2. Get Jr his own pc. You can get a decent kid computer for about $50 on ebay.

    3. Look into software that allows you to mount an ISO as a drive letter. My kid was scratching the hell out of his cd's. I found a copy of this Virtual Drive software, which allows us to basically put a copy of the ISO on the hard drive, and mount it via a shortcut as a drive letter, and run the programs from there. This way, they can play whatever kiddie game they want without having to use the actual cd.

    4. Put everything you can out of their reach.

    5. Yell really loudly and slap them if they touch your computer or related stuffs.

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    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  88. Re:Some tips one more by simetra · · Score: 1

    put a password on your screensaver. It doesn't have to be anything confusing, just a specific letter of the alphabet. This prevents the young one from screwing up anything I've got running if he does manage to get to the keyboard unnoticed.

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    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  89. Fire hazard!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just plain wrong yourself dude... :-)

    Any time a gadget needs to have a fan to keep it cool, you better believe locking it in a closed space where the fan can't blow anywhere, is asking for trouble!

    You are definitely right about getting cheap, replaceable parts rather than spiffy expensive stuff. Just need to add the detail that the cupboard needs a ventilation mod.

    Second point, expanding on what you said: Since LCDs don't have a "cheap" option, maybe some kind of flip-down armor for when its not in use might be a good idea. Sortof like those shields they put around the lights in a basketball gym. Stuff does fly sometimes!

    my half cent

    1. Re:Fire hazard!! by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      VESA MOUNT. you bolt the screen to the wall using the standard mounts and a bracket or arm.
      pc out of way in a desk or open cupboard, and only the keyboard and mouse exposed - neither of which will break the bank if they're damaged.
      i can get 15" lcds for 110UKP here, not really significantly more expensive than the glass monitors anymore.

  90. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five minutes go by before junior and wifey both think to use rubber gloves when enterring... And voila, your whole [not so cheap] investment has been wasted!

    Hey, its that whole strategic defense initiative thing in miniature!

  91. my kid-proof setup by Peter+Desnoyers · · Score: 1

    Some modifications to this would needed for toddlers - my setup is designed to be proof against 5-8 year olds, and to fit on a really shallow desk. Take a small mini-itx case, fasten it to the wall behind the desk, and fasten an LCD display on one of those wall mounts just above it. Use an optical mouse, and one of these horrible (but indestructible) flexible rubber keyboards.

    For smaller kids, you'll have to make sure there's nothing they can reach by climbing on the LCD display, but you can probably use a better keyboard as the kid won't be using it.

    Of course, if unlike us you have a closet near where you want to put the PC and walls that weren't built in the later 18th century, you could just put whatever PC you want in the closet, and run VGA and USB extension cables through the wall to an outlet in the wall just above the desk.

  92. Re:Possible to MPEG compress desktop? by iantri · · Score: 1

    I don't have any exact numbers, but the latency on a Hauppage PVR-250 tuner is ~2 seconds.

  93. Another never-been-hit kid by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    Eh, no one's going to see this comment, but this is a favorite topic of mine. :)

    I haven't raised a kid yet, but my parents likewise raised me without any physical punishment beyond simple restraint for safety's sake on rare occasions. And who knows what other factors are involved, etc., but I have the longest fuse of anyone I know. I just hardly ever lose my temper. I don't take shit either -- the difference is that I can react to bad behavior in a much smarter way, because I can usually recognize calmly that someone is trying to bully me into a decision I don't like, or whatever, and decide the best way to stop it, without seeing red and doing/saying something stupid out of fury. It's awfully useful. I've seen people get so mad they can't say a damned thing, and they have to walk off (or they blow up, or they wreck their car, or...). I can stay and work it out. And it's funny how quickly things calm down when one of the people in the argument isn't getting mad... the person yelling starts to feel dumb when you don't react, you just wait for them to finish.

    If you're a parent and you can do anything to give your kids a long fuse, do it. Hitting them to teach them to behave won't do it. It "works", but it works by inflicting a small trauma on your kid which he associates with whatever -- the argument, you, the shouting, maybe the action you're trying to prevent. Like any trauma, it gets stored in the non-verbal, primal part of his brain (amygdala, I think) where no amount of talk therapy is going to touch it. It get stored there with the various associations as triggers... and when they get tripped, he gets that always-useful fight-or-flight response. This may give him a jolt of panic the next time he reaches for the cookie jar. But it's also going to flood him with adrenaline the next time he's trying to sort out who gets what crayon with his sister, and she shouts at him. The more you cause physical pain to stop him from doing something, the more triggers are added and strengthened.

    So what's the alternative? Well, it's definitely harder. My parents quickly figured out that sending me to my room was no good, because that's where I wanted to be. They figured out that taking my book away was much more effective. Basically, you have to get to know your kids (god forbid), find out what they like, and figure out a fair system of punishments and rewards based on that. It's going to be different for every kid. And it's going to take longer for it to really sink in (longer a smack). But I'm pretty sure it's worth it. Unfortunately, it's also much harder to raise your kids this way if *you* were smacked around as a kid, because every time your kid slams a plastic truck on your toe, or hangs on the tablecloth, you're instantly awash in chemicals and ready for battle (*not* a great time to pick a just punishment). So -- plan for it.