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Microsoft Class Action Suit Outcome: Indifference

Ec|ipse writes points out that only about 7 percent of eligible Californians have decided to take Microsoft up on their settlement claims resulting from a class action suit in that state, writing "Microsoft contends that it's because the software giant is so popular with consumers." Eclipse excerpts from the press release on Yahoo! (from Settlement Recovery Center, a company that "helps businesses participate in class action settlements"): "With only two weeks remaining until the January 8 deadline, fewer than one million claims have been filed, out of some fourteen million eligible, for a share of the $1.1 billion fund arising out of the Microsoft class action settlement in California."

188 comments

  1. More Money for the ones that Do File? by The+Raven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does this mean the people who do bother to file get more money? Looks like they'll be getting about 1200 each at this point.

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    1. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they actually getting money this time, and not just coupons or something for more Microsoft crap? Because I can see why that would be unpopular.

    2. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      That's not really fair, is it? I mean, Microsoft earned all that money, and if people aren't even willing to go get it from them, then it means people think Microsoft deserves it, doesn't it?

      Kidding. Perhaps they could put all the extra into a "Nuclear missiles pointed at Redmond" fund. That way, if they do anything worse, BOOM! No more Redmond.

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    3. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by NetNifty · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the FAQ on microsoftcalsettlement.com:

      "Q: What benefits are available under the settlement?

      A: You will receive vouchers redeemable for cash after the purchase of a wide variety of software and computer hardware products. The vouchers are worth: $16 for each Microsoft Windows or MS-DOS license claimed; $29 for each Microsoft Office license claimed; $5 for each Microsoft Word, Home Essentials or Works Suite license claimed; and $26 for each Microsoft Excel license claimed.

      Q: What can the vouchers be used for?

      A: You can exchange your vouchers for cash by submitting proof of purchases you made after July 18, 2003 of the following computer products: Any desktop, laptop, or tablet computer made by any manufacturer for any operating system platform, or any of the following devices: printers, scanners, monitors, keyboards, or pointing devices (e.g. mouse, trackball). Qualifying software includes any non-custom software offered by any software vendor for use on a desktop, laptop or tablet computer. The qualifying computer hardware or software does not have to be a Microsoft product. After you submit proof of purchase to the Claims Administrator (either with your claim form or your voucher) a check will be sent to you for the amount of your purchase. The Claims Administrator will keep track of any remaining value on the voucher for your use in making future purchases. The claim form instructions and the voucher will explain the redemption procedure in more detail. "

    4. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by marco0009 · · Score: 3, Informative
      From TFA:
      According to the settlement, two-thirds of the unclaimed proceeds will go to public schools around the state in the form of Microsoft software and vouchers.

      So no, the claim filers will not get the excess.

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    5. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Under the Patriot Act II, you are considered a threat to national security. You and your family will be hauled off to Guantanamo Bay, stripped of your citizenship, and summarily killed.

      Have a nice day. :D

    6. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by lousyd · · Score: 2
      You and your family will be hauled off to Guantanamo Bay, stripped of your citizenship, and summarily killed.

      Oh, my. In that case you can keep the citizenship, I don't need it.

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    7. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope so. I didn't file because I have destroyed all evidence that I've purchased any of their software. (Well...except for a copy of MSWind95 that I continue to use...disconnected from the internet, and even from the LAN.)

      It certainly isn't because I'm happy with MS, though it doesn't surprise me that they would have the gall to claim so. Actually, first I found them totally useless at supplying help, and then I found their revised EULA to be something I could not agree to.

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    8. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by Californialegalteam. · · Score: 1

      I would not think so. I would think they would just get the amount they lost.

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    9. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      I think this basically means the simple fact. Most people don't have a problem with Microsoft, and are perfectly happy with their products. And while people go after attacking Microsoft and try to get them to cripple products for their own wants. All they are doing is hurting all those who like what MS gives them.

      You (not you specifically, but if it applies to you, then yes you) may not want WMP or IE integrated, or don't like this and that about a MS product, but lots of people do like it, so suites against MS hurt these people. There is two sides to every coin, unless we go special coins).

      I think MS might as well keep the cash, If there isn't people to claim it, that just means the suite against them wasn't very valid.

    10. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      I think this basically means the simple fact. Most people don't have a problem with Microsoft, and are perfectly happy with their products.
      Do you work for MS? That is a stupid assumption that they are making.

      1. How many people actually _heard_ about the rebate?
      2. How many people will bother with the rebate?
      3. MS is not giving people CASH.
      4. People can only get MS software with this rebate

      This whole "settlement" is a scam that is only going to HELP MS, it is not going to be a punishment. It will cost MS very little _real_ cash. They can duplicate their software for very little. I would be surprised if this 1.1 Billion costs them more then $10,000 when all is said and done. Also, what "money" isn't claimed goes to CA schools in the form of MS software. Again, this will not cost MS anything more then the chump-change for CD's and duplication. This settlement will actually probably make MS money from schools that get this MS software deal and then get locked into more MS software in a few years.

      For those who didn't RTFA, to get this rebate will require work on the part of companies:

      Individuals can claim up to five eligible software purchases without providing any proof of purchase. Companies, which are projected to receive around 80-percent of the settlement funds, must submit software licensing forms and other documentation to get their refunds.

      I think the reasons people are not doing this are simple. They don't know about it or don't feel they are getting any real VALUE from the rebate. Now, if MS was forced to send REAL money to people who filled in a claim, I bet we would have seen a huge percentage of claims. So MS gets away with a slap-on-the-wrist and instead of a any real punishments, the government has given MS a brand new jar of Vaseline.

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    11. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All class actions suits are a scam and the MS settlement is quite typical. It's always about lawyers making a lot of money, not about consumer's rights. Slashdotters should not have assumed that this suite was meaningful or that it would have any substantial negative impact on MS.

    12. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      As another poster said there are plenty of forms to fill out, for a measly 20-60 USD. GIVE ME A BREAK! I know I would not and it is not because I am happy with MS.

      Frankly what the settlement should do is give the left over money to some charities.

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    13. Re:More Money for the ones that Do File? by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      This is a refreshingly confident post from someone who *I*AL..

  2. Anyone has a flashback.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy anyone?...

  3. Not that great by rkz · · Score: 0, Interesting

    giving a few million people a few dollars isn't going to change the world, I think the 1.1 Billion dollars would have been better invested in open source software.

  4. Acceptance of Microsoft by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think this is probably the case not only because Microsoft is "popular" (read: has 90+% of the OS market), but also because Microsoft software (along with the bugs, security issues, and spyware/adware problems that come with it) is accepted by society because people aren't aware of the alternatives that are out there (Mac and Linux) and MS has enough money and political clout to keep these alternatives at bay.

    1. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually people are aware of the alternatives; they are just scared of them. I know alot of people from my school who I would consider the average joe. Me and my friends introduced them to linux about 2 years ago they tried it and hated it. Now they wont even take a look at it.

      It is then i realize my mistake, linux was not ready we shouldnt have told consumers about it at all until it got to the stage where it is now.

      This i think is linux's greatest challenge... convincing those many who have tried it and hated it to even consider using it now.

      Ps- no i dont feel sorry for introducing it to them at the time... alot of us were doing it :P

    2. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by gotpaint32 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are a linux or mac fanboy turn away now.... People can't be aware of the alternatives that do not exist. First off I think it's blindly ignorant to say people aren't aware of Macs. Sure macs can do some things very well, but for most people (not slashdot people) Macs aren't as useful/convienent to them. Linux is even more useless to the average user at its current state (though it has been getting much friendlier to install and wider driver support). Yea, Microsoft's crap may sometimes be buggy and have security issues but at the same time I'll chalk that up to user error. Turn on your firewall, turn on autoupdate, get a virusscanner, stop downloading stupid shit, etc.

      I'm sure if the technolgical commoners were invading the linux world, theyd quickly figure out how to fuck that up too. All in all, Windows success has been it downfall, by merit Windows has the greatest compatibility amongst the largest amount of software and hardware out there. I'm sure if a true linux or mac alternative existed, we wouldn't even be having this conversation right now.

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    3. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by westlake · · Score: 1
      I think this is probably the case not only because Microsoft is "popular" (read: has 90+% of the OS market), but also because Microsoft software..is accepted by society because people aren't aware of the alternatives that are out there (Mac and Linux)

      A product with greater than 90% market share can reasonably be considered popular, without the quotes, and if, after being trumpted from the rooftops for twenty years, people still aren't aware of the Mac, what hope is there for Linux?

    4. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by Gheesh · · Score: 1

      Yea, Microsoft's crap may sometimes be buggy and have security issues but at the same time I'll chalk that up to user error. Turn on your firewall, turn on autoupdate, get a virusscanner, stop downloading stupid shit, etc.

      So you mean the average user has to do *all of this* to get Microsoft software running fine? God, and I though configuring sendmail was tough!

    5. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Firewall is automatically on in SP2.

      Autoupdate is automatically on in SP2.

      You are reminded to install a virus scanner automatically in SP2.

      You are prompted every time you download stupid shit, that downloading said shit is dangerous. ... but yes you are right about one thing... configuring sendmail is tough.

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    6. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by Cirrocco · · Score: 1

      I have a firewall. I have a virus/spybot scanner, and I never download stupid shit. Nonetheless my Windows box has things wrong with it that I find difficult/impossible to repair.

      I take exception to you suggesting that this is somehow my fault. Furthermore, I have given others accounts on my Linux box and they have yet to 'fuck that up too,' as you put it, simply because they were completely incapable of doing so.

      Don't feel pressured into making excuses for MS. They have made enough money to warrant creating an OS that isn't buggy, bloated, and insecure. Meanwhile the OS community has created an OS and supporting software that is stable, small, and secure for no money whatsoever.

      The reason many people don't use Macs is because they are far too expensive. I like Macs and they are too expensive for me to own.

      Linux *IS* an alternative, and a damn good one at that. If it wasn't an alternative then nobody would use it at all.

    7. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1
      what hope is there for Linux?
      Linux is free (gratis), so anybody can just give a copy of an install cd to a friend, or install linux on anybodys computer for them.

      Also you dont have to buy different hardware which obsoletes the brand new (IA32) computer youve just bought (6 years ago)
    8. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by gotpaint32 · · Score: 1

      Linux desktop market penetration ~3%, Linux server market penetration ~24%, (IDC figures) two completely different markets, two completely different figures, I wonder why? Linux is an alternative to running web servers, doing research etc. Linux is not an alternative for Joe Schmoe who wouldn't know the difference between a floppy disk and a hard drive, as you can see from the numbers noone uses it at all, i'll just call that 3% a statistical abberation.

      As for your computers being f..ed up, I don't know what to say. I'm running 3 windows xp sp2 boxen here now and they are stable and run beautifully. With autoupdate, xp firewall, norton av, spybot, and spyware blaster on my system I haven't had a virus or adware problem in over a year.

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    9. Re:Acceptance of Microsoft by FxChiP · · Score: 1
      Someone once said to me that Linux wouldn't be anything other than a server OS because it was "meant to be" a server OS.

      I would have corrected him, since Linux is actually a hobbyist/multi-purpose OS, but he's kind of a stubborn ass.

      Anyway...
      Linux is not an alternative for Joe Schmoe who wouldn't know the difference between a floppy disk and a hard drive, as you can see from the numbers noone uses it at all, i'll just call that 3% a statistical abberation.
      I disagree. For Joe Schmoe, Mandrake would be a good choice, and nearly every Linux distro has support for nearly every piece of hardware you can think of save for things like winmodems (which can't be helped too easily), and not many people use dialup anymore...

      And why would that 3% be a statistical aberration? Just because it's Linux?
  5. Stupid conclusion... by ReverendRyan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Microsoft contends that it's because the software giant is so popular with consumers."
    Maybe it's because most of the people who understand what the "Microsoft Tax" is haven't paid it in years, thus leaving only the people who think MS Word is Windows is IE not joining the lawsuit...
    1. Re:Stupid conclusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most folk are indifferent and just use their machines. These same folk become spambots and virus propagators, aptly called zombies. They just don't know or care. Why should they, they are the silent majority. It is typical of Microsoft to spin these people, the great unwashed, as being their suporters, they are, like the non voters in elections invisible for their own reasons independent of anyone who claims them.

    2. Re:Stupid conclusion... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention most people just don't feel like going through the hassle of claiming thier $3.95/free crap product that most class action suits get them. The only imedeate winners in class action suits are the lawyers who file them. The class is usually so large compared to the award that after the lawyers 1/4-1/3 is taken there is simply not enough to give any members of the class any significant payout.
      Now in theory consumers should still take a win as the offending company's loss should be enough to make future simular actions to potentially costly to risk. Unfortunately if that's not the case the companies will general treat it as 'the cost of doing bussiness'. If microsoft made >1.1Billion(actually it's a smaller number than that as they had that money for a while to use as capital) doing whatever they just got slapped with they still proffit from doing so, just not as much as they could have.
      I think class actions suits should have a minimum award if successfull of at least the amount the company made(income, NOT proffit, and in actuall cash, not products) off of it's improper actions. That and reduce the lawyers portion to say 5-10% and then not only might it work as intended, but the members of the class might actually get enough $ to make the hassle worth while.

      Mycroft

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    3. Re:Stupid conclusion... by Jester99 · · Score: 1

      The lawyers' reward really doesn't matter to you.

      Let's say for a minute that the lawyers take 1/3.

      Your payout from the giant pool is $12 (reasonable). That means that 2/3 of the total pool paid you $12, meaning that even if the lawyers worked for free, you'd only receive $18. Not exactly rolling in dough, here.

      Sure, the lawyers get rich, but it isn't exactly like they're particularly screwing you by their take being so big; you're screwed because the pool is so huge, and the payment isn't large enough in the first place.

      Reducing their pay to 5-10% wouldn't solve anything.

    4. Re:Stupid conclusion... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Reducing the lawyers portion was only a small adjunct to the main thing, raising the penalties enough to both work and give those wronged a decent recompense.
      Actually the main reason (which, to my fault, I forgot to put in there) was to help reduce the odds of frivolous lawsuits in the class action arena. I've seen/heard about a dozen adds from lawyers trolling to start class action suits against viox(sp?), that arthritus pain drug recently pulled voluntarily by it's maker. While I may be out some facts here, it shure looks like they are getting hammered for doing the right thing (unless they already knew it was a problem and just pulled it because they figured the 'new data' would be to public to hide).
      But thanks for pointing out my omission/screwup there, I hadn't realized I'd left that out (and looked braindamaged as a result).

      Mycroft

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    5. Re:Stupid conclusion... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      The grossest example of undercompensation I know of was the accuvue case. They sold daily and 2 week contacts at a price difference of 7 times (more even) and they were the exact same thing.

      I paid approx 150.00 for 26 pairs of bi weekly.
      One month of daily (30 pairs) was 25.00.

      My take?
      8 dollors

      Unscrupulous lawyers can also take large cuts for their costs though, could easily top a million or two, if it is a medium sized case that is another few percent anyway.

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  6. Where's the publicity? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could it be that so "few" people have filed a claim because of the lack of publicity surrounding the case? I don't exactly see front-page articles in the Los Angeles Times saying to go pick up your money.

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    1. Re:Where's the publicity? by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I didn't participate in this because it isn't worth the pain the ass for $10-15.

      ~S

    2. Re:Where's the publicity? by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1

      here is a clue for the quasi-ehical... No proof of purchase is required for less than $100 of stuff. So just check those damn boxes till you have 90-something bucks worth of stuff.

  7. Why botther by TheOldFart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What percentage of those eligible are aware of the suit? Of those, how many bother to file it? The claimed 7% seems pretty high as it is. Why bother to file this (spending the time to look for the required paper work, giving away information you may not want to share) only to get a few bucks? It's not worth it. Class action law suits are never worth anything unless you are the attorneys filing it. Those are the only ones making any money out of all this (and absurd amounts at that).

    1. Re:Why botther by clodney · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to how things were in California, but the Minnesota settlement sounds much the same - you filed forms to claim rebate vouchers based on the number of licenses you had purchased in the eligible time period.

      The claims forms were easy. As I recall, you didn't need any kind of proof of purchase if they total amount claimed was under $100 (maybe $150). I usually register software I purchase, so I received 4 or 5 claim forms in the mail. I filled one out and dropped it back in the mail, total effort something like 10 minutes. For that investment of time I think I was able to legitimately claim something like $93 in vouchers.

      The Minneapolis Star Tribune had one or two articles about the vouchers, and pretty much everyone in the industry that I talked to got one or more vouchers in the mail. I suppose people who didn't register software, don't watch TV or read the paper would be unaware of it, but it was hardly secret.

    2. Re:Why botther by goon+america · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The damages are considered punitive. They are intended to primarily to punish Microsoft, not to provide a refund to consumers. That being the case, it doesn't really matter all that much to whom the money goes, they could set it on fire for that matter.

      Whether or not this makes sense on all levels is an open question, but this what the legal reasoning is.

  8. Cat got your tongue? by gulfan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did it ever occur to them that every time we try signing up for the class action lawsuit, when we hit submit iexplorer.exe gives us a general protection fault? That seven percent must be the Mozilla users.

  9. Microsoft Reports: Everybody loves Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft contends that it's because the software giant is so popular with consumers. According to the settlement, two-thirds of the unclaimed proceeds will go to public schools around the state in the form of Microsoft software and vouchers. Microsoft will get to keep the remainder, which could amount to a reduced California payout of hundreds of millions of dollars."

    This whole story is absurd, but this paragraph best highlights why Microsoft is where they are today.

    Hint: It ain't by the quality of their products. It's by the quality of their PR and legal departments.

  10. Suprise? by confusion · · Score: 4, Informative
    Should this really be a suprise?
    Why do you think stores offer "mail-in rebates"? Because NO ONE SENDS THEM IN. Or at least a substantially small number as to still be wildly profitable.
    People like to think they're getting a good deal, but when it comes time to send in the paperwork, it doesn't happen.

    Jerry
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    1. Re:Suprise? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "mail-in rebates"? Because NO ONE SENDS THEM IN.

      I don't send them in.
      Fill it out, mail it, wait for it...
      All that for 5 bucks off? And now they have legal grounds to bury you in spam... no thanks.

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    2. Re:Suprise? by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but when the label says to please allow for 6-8 weeks for processing, there is no instant gratification. People don't want to bother with them because most of us can't plan ahead ten minutes into the future.

    3. Re:Suprise? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      And because companies use deceptive practices. No small text saying that you can only have one from the same address, but they refuse to grant the rebate if you buy more than one from the same location. Some companies ignore them entirely. Some only send rebates if you pester them about it.

      Speaking from experience, I was responsible for rebates for my company (yay, much more important than software engineering :p), I filled out about 50 last year, and learned to keep very detailed records on rebates. Also, I learned Fry's will help you go after the company if they're refusing to honor rebates.

  11. Why people don't file by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Many of us have filed claim forms for class-action suits before. We get somewhere between $7 and $15 back. For most of us, it's simply not worth the time.

    Not that I'm a big consumer of Microsoft software in any case :-)

    Bruce

    1. Re:Why people don't file by jackb_guppy · · Score: 1

      I looked into filing... there is no reason to do so. I have to spend more money to get any return.

      That is not a settlement, it is a marketing strategy.

    2. Re:Why people don't file by reustp · · Score: 1

      I remember filling out a form a couple years ago, I believe in regards to the Microsoft antitrust case. I ended up getting a check last year for $105.00 from the Microsoft settlement. It seemed very odd to have gotten so much at the time, was that typical?

    3. Re:Why people don't file by fermion · · Score: 1
      This is kind of my feeling. I think I have recieved two letters saying I am qualified for two different settlements from Apple. I never bothered with either. It was not enough money to matter.

      My impression was that both suits were worthy, and I am glad they were litigated. I would hope that all settlement include a minimum amount of money that must be settled, and any extra would go to some appropriate charity or agency, perhaps digital cameras for soldiers or development of rural infrastruture. Something that requires cash, and not just movement of dead stock. After all the executives and lawyers are seldom paid in little plastic disks.

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  12. Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well maybe they have a point. MS has done many good things in this industry, and this class action lawsuit was nothing more than sour grapes from open source folks.

    Look, there is nothing that says you have to use Windows. Filing a class action lawsuit based on "vulnerabilities" in Microsoft's OS is quite silly really. MS is not responsible for the code they produce. I mean, when an exploit is released, who do the authorities go after? Microsoft or the hacker that released it?

    This whole suit is simply ridiculous, and I can't say I'm surprised that most people are smart enough to find more constructive things to do with their time than bash yet another corporation.

  13. First glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Microsoft was finally coming out with their Borg Action Suit!
    Oh well...

  14. Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Perhaps, a better explanation for the indifference is that Open Source Software (OSS) has devalued the value of Micro$oft's solution. When you can easily download OpenOffice, the opportunity provided by the class action judgement to get a free upgrade of Micro$oft Office just is not all that beneficial. OpenOffice does 90% of what Micro$oft Office can do, and because OpenOffice does less and focuses on having only what is useful to the consumer, OpenOffice is a faster, more compact package.

    Sure. Micro$oft does help the American economy and has aggressively stood up to Chinese thugs in Beijing when they demanded that Micro$oft censor links, on its search engine, to Tibet and human rights. I thank Micro$oft for its distinctly American approach to bashing Chinese thugs, but ... Micro$oft products just do not have the same value that they once had in the distant past, when OSS was not available.

    1. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Micro$oft does help the American economy and has aggressively stood up to Chinese thugs in Beijing when they demanded that Micro$oft censor links, on its search engine, to Tibet and human rights. I thank Micro$oft for its distinctly American approach to bashing Chinese thugs"

      Sure about that?

    2. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and monkeys fly out of Stallman's ass.

      The general public is as indifferent to OSS as it is to Microsoft.

    3. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Micro$oft

      You should realize that using 'micro$oft' instead of microsoft makes you look like a fool. Pretty much any word play on 'micro/macro', 'soft/hard/shaft', 's/$', the MSFT stock symbol or any such obvious insult has been done to death by people who spit when they talk.

    4. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by westlake · · Score: 1
      You might usefully begin by asking yourself how many times you have seen "clever" mispellings of Microsoft used by anyone outside the Slashdot forums and their kin.

      25 of the top 100 products on the Amazon.com Software sales chart are from Microsoft, with Student Teacher Office 2003 currently in third place. Christmas rebates bringing the price down to $99.

    5. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      So you got something against us people who spit when they talk huh? Don't make me micro-kick you in your nanoballs buddy (or some non-violent alternative)!

    6. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      25 of the top 100 products on the Amazon.com Software sales chart are from Microsoft, with Student Teacher Office 2003 currently in third place. Christmas rebates bringing the price down to $99.

      Christmas rebates bring the price of Openoffice down to, um, free :-)

      "Student Teacher Office 2003" from Amazon probably doesn't even come close to Openoffice's million downloads a month totalling over 35 million.

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    7. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by westlake · · Score: 1
      "Student Teacher Office 2003" from Amazon probably doesn't even come close to Openoffice's million downloads a month totalling over 35 million

      There are several stand-alone and upgrade versions of Office on the Amazon list.
      How many of those OpenOffice downloads represent new users rather than upgrades and how many are for Windows?
      Student-Teacher Office installs on up to three systems, which is probably an acceptable limitation to most home users. Office at $30-$50 a seat can compete against OSS. Amazon is damn big but still only one of many retail outlets for Microsoft.

    8. Re:Open Source has Devalued the Micro$oft Offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot more than 35 million pick their noses each month and that's free too. When people start paying their hard-earned money for Openoffice, we can start comparing the public's perception of value based on sales.

  15. Couldn't get their PCs working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe more people wanted to but couldn't clear enough malware off their PCs to find out about it and register.

  16. Reminds me of Nintendo by beldraen · · Score: 5, Informative

    My state of Missouri decided to "get tough" with Nintendo's price fixing back in the late 1980's, I belive. I signed in for the class action suit and everything. Being young, I had the nievity to believe that this would change things. The state "won," and I got a certificate for $10 off my next game purchase. Wow, Missouri punished Nintendo with a game sale and state-wide advertisments.

    The only think that Microsoft didn't manage to do in this case was tie the deal to new purchases; otherwise, it's Microsoft laughing, not rumbles from Mt. St. Helens over there.

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    Bel, the mostly sane.. "Of course I can't see anything! I'm standing on the shoulders of idiots." -- Me
    1. Re:Reminds me of Nintendo by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 1

      OT, but FYI, Mt. St. Helens is in the very southern part of Washington State, almost in Oregon, no where close to the Seattle/Redmond area. It's a common misconception.

    2. Re:Reminds me of Nintendo by Osty · · Score: 1

      OT, but FYI, Mt. St. Helens is in the very southern part of Washington State, almost in Oregon, no where close to the Seattle/Redmond area. It's a common misconception.

      Many people see pictures of Mt. Rainier (which is close enough to Seattle to severely harm the city were it to violently erupt) and just assume it's Mt. St. Helens. Apparently many people think Washington state has only the one mountain. Mt. St. Helens gets all the attention because it likes to blow up more often, but Rainier is larger and more important. Neither are mountains you would want to ski.

    3. Re:Reminds me of Nintendo by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      it's Microsoft laughing, not rumbles from Mt. St. Helens over there.

      Is there jewelry of some sort that we can drop into Mount St. Helens for all this to end?

    4. Re:Reminds me of Nintendo by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      According to my reading of the settlement you DO HAVE to buy hardware and the money comes to you as a "rebate" for that hardware after you have submitted a proof-of-purchase.

      Wow, that's absurd.

      Stewing

      --
      There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    5. Re:Reminds me of Nintendo by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      Many people see pictures of Mt. Rainier (which is close enough to Seattle to severely harm the city were it to violently erupt) and just assume it's Mt. St. Helens. Apparently many people think Washington state has only the one mountain."

      I think that it is shameful for a computer geeks to know of Mt. St. Helen but not of Mt Rainier.

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      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  17. Dirty Cash by gazz · · Score: 1

    Maybe the source of funds makes the proposition seem a little unsavoury.....
    Or it could be that some people view accepting the settlement money implies that they endorse that settled state...rather than refusing the settlement, and pushing the court action.

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  18. Who really wants to take the time by Datasage · · Score: 1

    To fill out all the paperwork and just get a measly check. A better idea (except for those who upgraded to another OS) would be to cut prices by the settlement amount to californian consumers. But then again, there would be some problems coordinating how much of a discount to take.

    Even easier... just give it all to charties.

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    In America we are imprisoned by our fear of them.
    1. Re:Who really wants to take the time by arf_arf_arf · · Score: 1

      >>>Even easier... just give it all to charties. in cash. not software vouchers - for many obvious reasons.

    2. Re:Who really wants to take the time by Datasage · · Score: 1

      Thats what I meant though i didnt clarifiy it.

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      In America we are imprisoned by our fear of them.
  19. The math... by doormat · · Score: 1

    $1.1B / 1M people = $1,100 each. Now granted this is california money (CA = very high cost of living in LA, SF, Si Valley, etc), but still $1,000 could buy a new Athlon64 system.

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    If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
    1. Re:The math... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your math is silly.

      You forgot about the lawyers!

      So it works out to about 10-14 bucks each.

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      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  20. bumperstickercity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is anyone suprised at this?..

    Those who are computer savy either use linux or pirated windows.. those who are too dumb/ignorant most likely doesnt even know they can get their money back and the rest of them suffers from sunstroke..if ther's any left by now then that would be the mac users.

  21. Money? depends on volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    according the settlement website vouchers will be sent to the consumers who file claims. According to their FAQ, though, the amount of money you recieve depends on the Microsoft product you bought. Here is a list of the products and the amount you would recieve: $16 for each Microsoft Windows or MS-DOS license claimed; $29 for each Microsoft Office license claimed; $5 for each Microsoft Word, Home Essentials or Works Suite license claimed; and $26 for each Microsoft Excel license claimed. If you got these in large quantities, then this is quite a return!

  22. Once again by PingXao · · Score: 1

    Once again we see that lawyers are the only ones to benefit from a class action lawsuit. The answer is to eliminate class-action lawsuits and institute jail time for corporate executives. Yes, jail time. The price a corporation pays for the privilege of being given the rights of a human being should be jail time for being on the losing end of a civil action. Then, take their yearly salary, double it, and fine them personally. All officers of the corporation. Forbid the corporation from paying the officers' legal bills.

    You'll see companies - and I mean all companies - clean up their acts real fast.

    1. Re:Once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever read. There is NO privilege for a coporation to be a "person." For legal purposes, a corporation is a "person" so that it can be sued and be liable for its action. To call it a privilege is perverse.

    2. Re:Once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is an analogy I once suggested, based on the fact that there is a market for shareholder investment, corporate officers are required to maximise value, not break the law but that typically companies not corporate officers are punished.

      The analogy: I ask two people to get me some ice cream from the local store. I tell them to abide by the law but that I will give a $1 bonus to whichever gets me the best deal. One of them simply steals the ice cream and offers me a good deal and pockets the money and bonus. Assume that I am totally unaware that theft occurred. Should the courts haul off the person who stole the ice cream or let them off scott free and fine me $50?

    3. Re:Once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot, jail time will only be dished out in "criminal" cases that require a plea-bargain or a unanimous jury guilty verict beyond reasonable doubt.

      Civil cases don't require "beyond reasonable doubt", don't require a unanimous jury verdict, and aren't criminal cases. If you want a criminal punishment, file a criminal case, not a civil one. But know that your burden of proof will be much much higher in a criminal case.

  23. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    According to settlement website's FAQ , the amount of money someone gets depends on how many microsoft products they bought.

    $16 for each Microsoft Windows or MS-DOS license claimed; $29 for each Microsoft Office license claimed; $5 for each Microsoft Word, Home Essentials or Works Suite license claimed; and $26 for each Microsoft Excel license claimed.

  24. I am sure. Are you Taiwanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes. I am sure. The "Guardian" article that you mentioned does not say that Micro$oft censors any of is search results. By contrast, Google, at the request of Beijing, censors all results delivered to the primitives in China.

    Micro$oft does not censor any results. I consistently prefer Micro$oft's search engine over Google's search engine.

    Further, Micro$oft has no control over how Beijing uses Micro$oft products. For example, Beijing's intelligence agency types internal memos using Micro$oft Word; these memos direct its Taiwanese operatives to spy on American military installations. Is Micro$oft to blame for Beijing using Micro$oft Word. I think not.

    By the way, are you Taiwanese?

  25. plum pudding. by reynhout · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't it seem like "exploiting customers by fraudulent means" should carry a heavier sentence than this?

    Microsoft has smart lawyers, and California's lawyers apparently rolled over and played dead, after making a good show of pursuing the case after most others had dropped it.

    But let's look at this...Microsoft's lawyers negotiated a settlement whereby:

    1. claimants have to produce and file an old receipt for purchase of software. (dropoff percentage upward of 75%, for sure)

    2. claimants receive a VOUCHER FOR FUTURE PURCHASES of computer stuff. (dropoff percentage at least 50%)

    3. claimants have to send all that paperwork to a claim management company to get their real money (dropoff percentage at least 30% -- would be much higher, but any customer who is this far along can be presumed to be motivated...)

    and lastly, the icing on the cake:

    4. two-thirds of unclaimed funds are donated, by Microsoft, to California schools in the form of computer hardware and software. The software, of course, has zero incremental cost to Microsoft except in lost sales to CA schools, but even more importantly...there is no donation better spent than a donation to kids. Get them early, get them for life.

    What ever happened to: "You screwed the plaintiffs over. Make full restitution now or go to jail."?

    1. Re:plum pudding. by ZenJabba1 · · Score: 1

      "4. two-thirds of unclaimed funds are donated, by Microsoft, to California schools in the form of computer hardware and software."

      And Microsoft get a tax deduction for this donation to charity.

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    2. Re:plum pudding. by staeiou · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to: "You screwed the plaintiffs over. Make full restitution now or go to jail."

      Lawyers that are able to charge $1500 an hour.

    3. Re:plum pudding. by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      surely not, as it wasnt voluntary?

    4. Re:plum pudding. by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      And number 4 is why you should fill out your claim form. Vouchers, according to the paperwork they sent me forever ago, can be transferred once. If you want the money to go to schools, get your vouchers and give them to the schools. That way the school can get the full value of your voucher, rather than a measly two-thirds.

  26. apathy sucks by BMojo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft should have to equally devide whatever is left from the fund amongst everyone who applied for their share.

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    -BMojo

  27. Re:We in California think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear mods, please be sure to be PC. Don't let others say what we REALLY think of M$ as it might get you into trouble and upset too many people. Thank you.

  28. Delusions? by eMartin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'm really starting ot wonder if Microsoft's comments about how great an popular their software is are actually lies to the public, or if they are just trying to convince themselves.

    It's like some nerd saying "I don't get a lot of dates, but that's just because so few girls out there deserve me. I just need to find one that does."

    1. Re:Delusions? by Radi-0-head · · Score: 1

      This is a valid point, not sure why some numbnut is modding this "flamebait"...

    2. Re:Delusions? by eMartin · · Score: 1

      Maybe the comment about the nerd with no girlfriend hit a little too close to home. :)

  29. Not indifference by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I qualify under the settlement, but it wasn't satisfaction with Microsoft or simple indifference that made me not file for it. It's the settlement itself. What do I get from it? A paltry $5 off Word, for example, or $30 off the complete Office suite. That isn't even enough to offset the sales tax on those products. And I have to buy products from the same company being punished. They've abused their monopoly position, not to mention been the root cause of most of the virus headaches I have to deal with, and I should add to their profits? Why? If the settlement had involved MS having to give me a discount on competitor's products, I might've gone for it.

    1. Re:Not indifference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Why? If the settlement had involved MS having to give me a discount on competitor's products, I might've gone for it."

      Actually you can use them for a harddrive or whatever product as well. You don't have to buy Microsoft products from your vouchers.

      And, do you think not asking for your voucher helps the situation?

      I think most people just don't care for this and i find it unfortunate that the ones who care for the situation act like this (but hey its ultimately your decision...)

  30. that's because... by Goeland86 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Californians can't be bothered. It's the same problem with car recalls... The car dealers recall them, but people never bring them back to be fixed. I hate to say it, but Californians are just plain lazy. They don't want to wait for something to be ready, it all has to be instantaneous (try explaining that in France cheese takes over a year to mature), and you have to be able to buy it with money. This is from southern california, I can't speak for the rest of the state, but this is what I've seen. And I'm not eligible because I moved in the state after the settlement. I hope this explains it plain and simple. People here do not like Microsoft, they just don't know of anything else, so they stick with it, like too many people. They hate it, but they're too lazy to find an alternative.

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    1. Re:that's because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh. Couldn't be that these lazy Californians you hate so much know that spending hours filling out paperwork and tracking down receipts to get twenty or thirty bucks some time in the not-so-near future? This settlement is a joke and going through the hassle to file a claim isn't worth it if your time has any value.

      I'll leave the car recall comparison at "WTF?"
      Are you're basing your knowledge on the two or three people you happen to know, or did you just pull that one completely out of your ass?

      And there are more tech companies, servers and Apple stores in California than anywhere else... Alternative OS saturation is higher in California than any other state in the union.

    2. Re:that's because... by Goeland86 · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a matter of fact the car comparison is pulled from a Californian talk show (can't remember which one), that said that there was the lowest rate of car returns ever. Besides, for alternative OS saturation, I haven't seen a single Apple store in my county. And it's not exactly far from everything or unpopulated. As I said, I'm talking about southern california, not northern california. And I wonder why I'm even answering an anonymous coward.

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      ---- I am certain of only one thing : I know nothing else.
    3. Re:that's because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I haven't seen a single Apple store in my county.

      That's because the 909/951 don't even have electricity. Shouldn't you be out tipping cows instead of posting on Slashdot? ;)

  31. Horrible Logic Here - This is actually good by ravenspear · · Score: 1

    Did it ever occur to anyone that what this settlement offers is vouchers to purchase more M$ software.

    Given that, did it ever occur to anyone that people who don't like M$ might not want more M$ software?

    Given that, did it ever occur to anyone that a relatively few number of people taking advantage of a chance to get free M$ software might indicate a low demand for more M$ software.

    Saying the response rate of this settlement is due to "popularity of M$ with consumers" is horribly bastardized logic.

    1. Re:Horrible Logic Here - This is actually good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it ever occur to you that it would be good to RTFA before posting? You can use the voucher for any hardware or software MS or otherwise. In fact... you don't have to get the voucher, you can send them a receipt for any purchase in the last year and a half and get a check.

    2. Re:Horrible Logic Here - This is actually good by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the vouchers are for almost anything tech related.
      If you read info given, they even say explicitly that you can spend it on non-microsoft things like a Mac.

    3. Re:Horrible Logic Here - This is actually good by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      When I first heard about it they were only for M$ stuff. I guess they changed it since then. But even in that case I still say this doesn't prove everyone likes M$.

      It could have been a convenience thing (takes too much time to make it worth getting a small discount on something. Or there could have been privacy concerns (some people might not want to submit their name/address/phone/et al to M$.

    4. Re:Horrible Logic Here - This is actually good by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      Did it ever occur to anyone that what this settlement offers is vouchers to purchase more M$ software.
      Well, it might occur to you that the vouchers can only be redeemed for M$ software, but you would be wrong. From the Q&A:
      Qualifying software includes any non-custom software offered by any software vendor for use on a desktop, laptop or tablet computer. The qualifying computer hardware or software does not have to be a Microsoft product.
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  32. Re:Microsoft Reports: Everybody loves Microsoft by writermike · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hint: It ain't by the quality of their products. It's by the quality of their PR and legal departments.

    Certainly that's part of it, but, as a roving tech support person who talks to folks about new computer purchases, I can say that the MAIN reason that many folks stick with Windows is fear.

    They are worried that they won't be able to open stuff they get from friends or work. They are worried they won't be able to buy a certain application or hardware device because their computer won't support it.

    They know that there are MANY options. They know they don't need to, for instance, buy Office to exchange Word documents anymore. They know that even though one vendor may not make a printer that supports their computer, there are many others who do.

    But they think about these things and get nervous. They think of the disappointment if Grandma can't open the baby videos. They think about the call from the boss about the font change after they just modified a Word document. They don't actually KNOW these things will occur, but they don't dare risk it.

    You can call these folks "stupid" or "ignorant," but this is what they think, and they're making buying decisions based on it.

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  33. Voucher Math by wasted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately, it is all in the form of vouchers. (I can't take credit for this, it was pointed out by someone else, earlier.) So, for a single Windows/Office install, someone would get vouchers good toward a minor portion of the next purchase of Microsoft Products.

    What is interesting is the effect of the vouchers on the profitability of Microsoft. Two cases are possible when someone is going to use a voucher -

    Case 1: Someone uses the voucher to purchase software that they originally would not have purchased: Since fix costs have already been covered and variable costs are so small, the additional purchase results in profit for Microsoft.

    Case 2: Someone uses the voucher to purchase software that they were going to purchase, anyway: Since the amount of the voucher is less than the gross margin on the software, Microsoft profits from the purchase, just not as much as they would have if the voucher was not used.

    In both cases, Microsoft profits as far as I can see. If more than enough people are in the Case 1 group to offset the reduced revenue due to those in the Case 2 group, it would result in an increase in Microsoft's net profit. Wow, what a way to punish them.

    Of course, I could be mistaken about Microsoft's variable costs. It could be that the costs of media, packaging, and distribution are high enough that the discount from the voucher results in a net loss to the bottom line. I seriously doubt it, though.

    1. Re:Voucher Math by clodney · · Score: 1

      Read the settlement - the vouchers do not have to be used on MS products. So the next time you need a hard drive, a sound card, a printer, etc., you can use a voucher.

    2. Re:Voucher Math by wasted · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting. (Pages 21 and 22 of the settlement apply, for those interested.) From what I read, you could use the voucher to purchase Linux or OS X, provided the version purchased wasn't considered server software.

      That introduces Case 3, where someone uses their voucher to purchase non-Microsoft products. This would actually remove potential profit from Microsoft's bottom line.

  34. When are the vouchers given out? by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

    So I actually sent mine in a full year and a half ago and haven't gotten anything back yet. What's up with that?

    1. Re:When are the vouchers given out? by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Same here. I though it was suppost to be inforced by now! Sent in a long time ago and nothing!

  35. Too many Californians have no pricipals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that too many Californians, (and probably too many Americans for that matter) can't be bothered to do anything on principal, alone. The $16, $29 or whatever pitance you'd get back, simply isn't worth the hassle. Finding, retrieving, and filling out the forms. Then, putting all the licensing info together seems like SUCH a burden, for the amount of money that we blow on a week's worth of Starbucks. Why do so many of us in America not care enough to devote a small chunk of our time to send a message about what is truly right and wrong? M$ has made it just enough of a pain in the ass that we won't bother. Looks like ol' Bill and Co. are getting as good at damage control as the government. Baaaaaaa! mOOOOOOOO!

    1. Re:Too many Californians have no pricipals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask your principal about the difference of "principle" vs. "principal".

    2. Re:Too many Californians have no pricipals by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      "I think that too many Californians, (and probably too many Americans for that matter) can't be bothered to do anything on principal, alone."

      No, we're usually all too eager to do something on principal.

  36. Arizona Settlement by finker · · Score: 2, Informative

    I live in Arizona, and one day in the mail I got a letter with various information about a class action law suit against Microsoft. I don't know how this law place got my address, nor how they managed to come up with a fake business name for me (EnvisionNET?), but the letter was there. Included were various forms to make a claim, and I was thinking about doing it, then I came across the money part. I can't find my claim forms right now, but I took this off of the website:

    "A voucher for $9.00 for each license of Office, Word and Excel (specified in Appendix A-1 of the Settlement Agreement).

    A voucher for $15.00 for each license of Windows, Windows for Workgroups, Windows NT Workstation and MS-DOS (specified in Appendix A-2 of the Settlement Agreement)."

    I mean, not to sound cheap, but $15 isn't enough to make me run out and file this. Not to mention that Word/Excel/etc usually cost more than Windows, yet the voucher is for less.

  37. What a shock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given what those who file claims get. Whoooo you get vouchers for hardware and supprise supprise MS Software! It's not even fucking money! Just free shit I get whenever I goto conventions and more work!!! I'll just pirate every last piece of MS software that comes out and we'll call it even.

    1. Re:What a shock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA.

  38. Hassle by mboverload · · Score: 0
    You need to jump through all these hoops just to get a lousy 30 bucks...hardly seems worth it.

    Too bad the money goes back to Microsoft. What a flawed system we have, it should go to some charity or something, not into Microsoft's blackhole pockets.

  39. Reality... by RobK · · Score: 1

    They're afraid of admitting the purchase.

  40. The Microsoft Gap by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This just shows something most geeks are too naive to realize: There exists a huge gap between how geeks see MS and how Everyone Else(TM) sees MS. Call it the "Microsoft Gap".

    Had the 14 million people eligible to take a small slice of Microsoft's money all been geeks, I'd say at least 10 million would have claimed the money-- not because they needed it, but simply to hurt, and spite, MS. It would have been a little "death of a thousand cuts" for MS. Instead, we got a lackluster 1 million claiming their slice of the pie. Actually, it's a miracle that even that many people signed on.

    Most geeks are too naive to realize just how popular Microsoft really is among the general populace.

    To most geeks, Bill Gates is a wily scuzzbag who happened to be in the right place at the right time, applied his incredible business acumen, and now is in a position where his company can milk the general populace for a significant percentage of the cost of a new computer every single time they buy one. He's a robber baron who takes other companies'/peoples' good ideas, bastardizes them, and makes money on them, leaving the original creators to go bankrupt (at worst) or carve out tiny niche markets (at best). Or he just buys them out.

    However, to non-geeks (reminder: this covers 99+% of the US population), Bill Gates is a hero and a role model. He is someone that they aspire to be like, due to his incredible wealth and business acumen. The general Party Line among the unwashed masses seems to be "Well, Windows is what everyone runs, so it must be the best." This is rather akin to "every keyboard uses QWERTY, so QWERTY must be better than all other layouts" (e.g. Dvorak). It's also akin to "VHS beat out Beta, so VHS must be better in all ways." Nevertheless, this is how most people in the US feel on the matter.

    Until geeks understand how non-geeks think, no progress will be made in educating the public.

    1. Re:The Microsoft Gap by BHearsum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mod parent up, he likes DVORAK

    2. Re:The Microsoft Gap by Mishra100 · · Score: 1

      I understand your logic on that. Speaking for 99% of the population is a little extreme. :)

      I believe the 99% of the US population you are talking about doesn't really care and just wants something that is going to run. All home users buy microsoft products because that is what comes with the computer. They are too busy with their jobs and kids and drinking alcohol to have an opinion on computer products. They just buy what is available, cheap, and lets them surf the web and play solitaire.

    3. Re:The Microsoft Gap by writermike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, to non-geeks (reminder: this covers 99+% of the US population), Bill Gates is a hero and a role model.

      Oh, I disagree completely. I talk to enough "non-geeks," as you call them, to know that the general consensus is that Windows is a necessary evil and that Bill Gates _has_ manipulated the system to his advantage and his competitors (and sometimes customers) disadvantage. To be sure, they don't react angrily to this, one fist in the air and the other handing $1500 to a sales person at the Apple store. They see Gates and Microsoft mainly as unfortunate but typical of any large company. They feel about as empowered to do anything as they do about complaining about the high costs of anything.

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    4. Re:The Microsoft Gap by Avatar889 · · Score: 1
      Until geeks understand how non-geeks think, no progress will be made in educating the public.
      I highly doubt that the geeks trying to wrap their minds around the brainwashed public's view of this "robber baron" would change much. I think it's about time that we sit all of those sheep down in a auditorium and show them how wrong they really are. They're not going to find out for themselves unless somebody points things out to them. And of course they're going to listen to m$'s lies about open source because there isn't a large company to debunk those claims. Just keep on fighting the good fight, eventually we will prevail.
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    5. Re:The Microsoft Gap by naelurec · · Score: 1

      Your assuming geeks would sign up to claim the money. First off, the amount is very small.. second, atleast with the settlement in AZ, by filing the paperwork, it prohibits you from being apart of any other lawsuit against MS for the same activities. Given the broad nature of some of these settlements, I didn't feel the pittance was worth waiving my rights to be involved in future activity against MS (read: something that might make a difference..)

      In anycase, these settlements are bogus. Hopefully with the increased interest in linux, firefox and other FOSS, the industry will be able to self-correct the MS problem.

    6. Re:The Microsoft Gap by goon+america · · Score: 1

      I'd say at least 10 million would have claimed the money-- not because they needed it, but simply to hurt, and spite, MS. It would have been a little "death of a thousand cuts" for MS.

      No, that's not how it works. The total amount is allocated in advance, and the fixed amount of money is divided amongst the people that signed up. Microsoft has to pay the same amount regardless of how many people signed up in this phase of the suit.

      Damages in class action suits are usually not intended to provide restitution (refund of the harm caused), they are intended to punish the offender. That's why the amount is fixed and determined in advance. The damages are split between limited refunds to consumers and usually a number of varied other penalties, including their opponents legal fees -- because it's not a refund, it's punishment against the offender (Microsoft).

    7. Re:The Microsoft Gap by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      I think you're too optimistic. When Bush was elected, I said "We are going to get into a war. Maybe TWO wars." People kept saying I was being pessimistic. I was right. Pessimism is merely another name for realism. "Eventually we will prevail"? In what rose-tinted fantasy realm?

    8. Re:The Microsoft Gap by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, but I think you're illustrating the Unix cultural conceit that geeks are all pro-Unix and anti-MS. There are significant threads of geekdom (if that's a word) that owe nothing to Unix (or MS for that matter).

    9. Re:The Microsoft Gap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no. There are some who think Gates invented the internet. That came up on a non-technical forum I posted on once, "Well, Microsoft can't be all bad. They did give us the internet, after all".

      On the other hand, there are lots of people who know Microsoft is evil but stick with it because they don't want to learn anything new. It took them long enough to be effective with their current operating system, and the thought of starting all over again with something new is not attractive. There may also be an element of 'better the devil you know'.

  41. I wouldn't sue if I spilled Coffee on myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why should I sign up so some lawyers can get$$$$$$$$$$ from MS.Perhaps more Americans are refusing to participate in the legal extortion racket Tort law has become.Perhaps that is partially the reason a clear Majority voted for a Presidential candidate who promised to clean it up.

  42. Does it really make a difference any more? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2

    My beef is that monetary penalties against MSFT just aren't worth it. It's like fining you or me 10cents every time we speed. Big Deal.

    Even forcing MSFT to make a version of windows without media player is a joke. Many people are used to using media player, and so many companies have created products counting on the fact that a user will have media player. Big Deal.

    What are users going to get out of this? $10 off their next purchase of MSFT software. So now MSFT makes a slightly smaller margin on their software for .00001% of the population that happens to have this coupon. The customer is *still* giving MSFT money out of their pocket.

    The gov't needs to start thinking outside the box, monetary, software reconfigs aren't going to fix it. They need to deal with MSFT like they did with the coal and railroad barons of the early 1900s and with AT&T. The gov't is always trying to put the "djini back into the bottle." We all know its easier to do wrong and beg for foregiveness than it is to ask for permission....

    1. Re:Does it really make a difference any more? by thogard · · Score: 1

      The geeks couldn't even agree on how to punish Microsoft in a way to break up their monopoly so how do you expect the anyone else to come up with a good plan? Most geeks I know thought I was wrong for proposing that the home os be given to one company and the business one to another. Give word and excel to two different companies. Same with their games. The result would have been 5 new companies all competing with each other but even the geeks objected to that. Too bad the judge from the Standard oil days isn't still around.

  43. Class action settlements are a rip by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    I got one of those settlement forms. There were something like 3 pages of form for a ten dollar voucher. If I'm remembering it right you had to get the serial numbers. Screw that.

    I had a house with bad siding. That class action settlement had to have an inspection and lots of other stupid crap. Had to reschedule the inspection three times. The siding didn't look that bad and finally all the process just wore me down. Who has infinite time to pursue a petty settlement?

    Class action suits are a ripoff for everyone but the lawyers. Consumers don't get jack and probably end up paying the tab with higher prices. By the time they wind their way through the ponderous court process most people aren't even using the products anymore.

    For most companies it's easier just to count them as the cost of doing business. By the time they have to pay anything and negotiate the amount down to some petty dollar figure and make the conditions so difficult hardly anyone files it's chump change compared to what they made by criminal behavior.

    I'm not sure what the solution is but this ain't it.

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  44. I had 3 claims, but didn't send anything in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This class-action payout assumes you have all your CD-Keys from Windows and Office versions. I trashed those on the first day after I got 'em.

    So no $50 or whatever amount for me.

  45. Filing out the form by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, I tried to fill out the claim form (wow, $5 off Excel. The gov't really stuck it to them... :p) and couldn't get it to give me the form. Filled out my name, clicked "Create Form"... clicked "Get Form"... took me back to where I had to fill out my name.

    Perhaps the web site is not Mozilla compatible. Which is just ironic on a number of levels.

    1. Re:Filing out the form by thetoastman · · Score: 1

      My primary browser is firefox. It did not generate a form for me to download and fill out.

      So I tried IE (latest patched version for Windows/2000 Professional). It did not generate a form for me to fill out.

      Now I suppose I could change my system to use IE as the default browser, turn off Earthlink popup blocking, and try again. Then reset everything afterwards.

      I don't think so. There are actually three pieces of Microsoft software that I wouldn't mind owning, just to keep in practice (I use non-Microsoft software instead). It would be nice to have Visio, Project, and Visual Studio for C#.

      However, I'll just stick with SmartDraw and SharpDevelop. Maybe I'll spend some energy and really work on my planned cross-platform project management workbench.

      In short, there's not much that Microsoft offers that I can easily (and happily) avoid.

    2. Re:Filing out the form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is a URL with the form (minus the personal info): https://webform.microsoftcalsettlement.com/PDF/Sta ndardClaimForm.pdf

  46. Micro-who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's hard to not be indifferent, when the company involved is so obscure.

  47. Why I don't file by grotgrot · · Score: 1

    You also release them from further lawsuits if you file. And as much as Microsoft owes me big time for that copy of Windows ME I bought in 2000, the form and hoops you have to go through are way over the top. (The RIAA one let you do everything online).

  48. Yeah, we're overjoyed. by philovivero · · Score: 1

    I'm in California. I can't be bothered to go figure out what I'm owed. By the time I get through the hassle of doing hundreds of dollars worth of labour (my time is worth hundreds/hour), I'll end up with, as the site says, a voucher for cash back after I buy certain eligible computer products.

    With all due respect, who gives a flying f--k?

    I didn't run down to the library to check out one of 1,000 copies of ABBA's first album after the RIAA got slapped down. I'm not going to bother with this either.

    Microsoft can crow what it wants. I've already exacted my revenge on them. I work at a company with a very large datacentre, and we have TWO, count 'em, TWO Microsoft-based computers there. Both simply run software to control high-end proprietary hardware. Everything that actually does work is Linux. Microsoft can kiss my a--.

  49. Odd by j_w_d · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The notice I recieved didn't offer cash. It seemed to be offering MS software at reduced prices:

    "... People and businesses that are covered by the settlement can get vouchers that may be redeemed for cash after buying eligible computer products. ..." - empahsis added.

    You'ld think that MS would be able to look at it's registered users database and simply know who is elegible. After all, some of us who build our own systems have been paying the old MS tax for years, and dutifully registered everything in the faint hope that MS support just might be able to help some time.

    I would just as soon the state collected the settlement and reduced taxes a little.

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    1. Re:Odd by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you read further, you'll see that they explictly bold the line which says it does NOT have to be an Microsoft product. Basically, it's for hardware and software for a consumer desktop or laptop of any operating system.

      So assuming they grant my several hundred dollars worth, I think I'm inclined to get myself a G5......

  50. a similar idea by Deitheres · · Score: 1

    Hmm... interesting. I've always thought it would create an amusing (from my prole point of view) world if we directly tied a CEOs wage to the level of "social conscience" his or her company exhibits. If your company pollutes, you (as the CEO) lose money. If you defraud shareholders, you don't get paid. For extreme cases, throw them in jail.

    At the very least, we'd finally get some reasonable reform in our prison system (given the upper crust whitebread infusion).

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    (R) to go backward

  51. Not publicity, paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In our small company's case, it just did not make economic sense to file this.
    MS Windows OS licenses: 5 x $16 rebate = $80
    MS Office Suite licenses: 1 x $29 rebate = $29
    BSA raid on our company: 1 x -$10,000 fine = -$10,000
    Total: -$9,891

    I'm guessing there are a lot of other people and companies that this did not make economic sense for either.

  52. Re:Microsoft Reports: Everybody loves Microsoft by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    The proper word is "conservative". Microsoft has made billions playing upon people's natural conservatism when it comes to things they just don't understand. It applies to all things technological, and is really an extension of the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" mentality. Granted, Windows and IE are broken by default, but there's not sufficient public awareness of this (or of the true costs of maintaining the status quo) for people to take the chance on anything new or different. Most of the things that make Windows and Internet Explorer dangerous are simply not readily apparent (other than the occasional system crash) so people don't see any reason to experiment. Put it this way, you have a computer, it works, you have no clue how to fix it if it breaks or even how to reinstall the operating system. If you're smart, you don't fiddle with it, particularly if you depend upon it for anything important. And given the historical instability of the Windows environment, that's just good practice. So it's not fair to jump on people for not adopting something "better" when the risks are, from their point of view, unacceptable.

    Computers are, for many people, arguably almost as important as their cars. Maybe more: if your car breaks down you can rent a new one 'til you get yours serviced, but if your computer fails and you lose all your data you can be in real trouble. Besides, if someone came along and said, "Hey, I can upgrade your car's drive train with this new super-duper Firefox plug-in turbo module that will make your car go faster, get better mileage and not crash as often and best of all it's FREE!" would YOU let him open your hood? I wouldn't ... not worth the risk, unless I knew enough about cars to fix it in case the "upgrade" screwed anything up.

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  53. Bad Karma by lousyd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A Story:

    At my local (California) community college, one Monday in mid-December, four young men stood outside the cafeteria. They were trying to get people to sign a petition "to help breast cancer research". They were being a little abrasive; people who ignored them were assailed with loud comments like, "Oh, I guess you don't care about breast cancer."

    I walked up to them and asked what their petition was about. The "leader" explained that only 1% of people had claimed their refunds from Microsoft's antitrust settlement. He said that he and his companions were working for the antitrust lawyers, who would be paid on the basis of how many people actually collected this settlement money. If I signed certain paperwork, the $100 I was "entitled" to would go to breast cancer research, and I would get a tax deductible donation. "So have you bought any Microsoft products in the past?" he asked.

    "No."

    "Does your computer have any Microsoft stuff on it?"

    "No," I replied. "I use Linux."

    "Ohh, Lanux," he replied knowingly. He tried again: "Have you even used anything from Microsoft?" He reminded me I didn't need documentation.

    At that moment, a middle-aged woman walked briskly up to the table. "I do NOT appreciate what you said to my daughter!" she said.

    "What?"

    "She couldn't sign your petition--because she's only 16. And you said, 'Bad karma, I hope you get breast cancer'!"

    I left the table and walked over to a young woman standing a few yards away. "Did they actually say that?!" I asked.

    "Yes," she said, tears in her eyes. "I can't sign that, because I'm not old enough. And they said, 'Bad karma, I hope you get breast cancer.'"

    "That's terrible," I said. Her mom came back to us, snapped, "Let's go," and they did.

    I left for class. As I did, I heard a young-ish female student trying to score points with the petitioning males: in a catty, loud voice, she remarked, "Gosh, some people are soooo easily offended."

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    1. Re:Bad Karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I left for class. As I did, I heard a young-ish female student trying to score points with the petitioning males: in a catty, loud voice, she remarked, "Gosh, some people are soooo easily offended."

      Shoulda walked back to the table, broken the guy's nose, and slapped the other bitch. After getting out on bail for assault and battery, throw a pie at Gates. That should be enough to get on the evening news. There you can explain just how badly the people of California got screwed, only to be edited to the point of sounding like you support the settlement that was reached. Sounds bad, I know, but at least you would get to break the prick's nose ;-)

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  54. MS is bad, so here is a cupon for MS software. by Maul · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This settlement is a joke, and it is no wonder why most people aren't bothering. As far as I can discern, in exchange for making a claim, I get a $15 voucher towards MS software.

    So instead of $299.99, that copy of Windows XP Pro is $284.99 for Joe Consumer. Also as pennance, they give free copies of Windows and Office to schools (and probably somehow get a tax write off).

    Lawyers get rich(er) and Microsoft strengthens their monopoly as a result.

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  55. Which is the coolest thing of all.... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Microsoft has be fighting tooth and nail for years to finish off apple in the Educational market. This is brilliant. They take their fine, pay it in software whose value has been bloated by the monopoly ($100 dollars for a wordprocessor, wtf?), and get thosands (millions?) of schools teaching the next gen of lusers to use Microsoft, and only Microsoft (yeah, they can apply all those 'computer skills' to a Mac, but most are too lazy, Believe it or not). It's amazing how Microsoft has turned every aspect of this trial to their advantage. I'd be sickened if it wasn't so impressive...

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    1. Re:Which is the coolest thing of all.... by abandonment · · Score: 1

      which is exactly why apple was screaming bloody murder when they proposed this as the remedy for their anti-trust violations.

      absolutely ridiculous that they can use this situation to FURTHER their monopoly - and in one area that is already bad enough.

      sickened indeed

    2. Re:Which is the coolest thing of all.... by ecammit · · Score: 1

      Even the "All Mac" school districts could get free licenses for Microsoft Office for Mac. I don't think that those districts would go out and buy all new computer equipment just to take advantage of a free OS.

      This is using the assumption that there are some Mac dominated school districts in California. I live in Western New York and there are quite a few here. There are also a lot in Wisconsin I believe.

      Most of the school districts out there already have licenses for Microsoft software, whether it be an agreement with Microsoft or just buying all the licenses. It is the poorer districts that would benefit the most. Most don't have the technology budget to upgrade their OS. They also get secondhand computers dontated from local businesses. This would at least allow IT managers to upgrade the OS and possibly free up some money to buy new hardware.

      On the plus side, those PC districts will have upgraded OSes, potentially reducing the worm / virus clutter on the internet.

      I don't think that Apple would be losing a foothold in the poorer districts -- they already have by virtue of the majority of computers donated are NOT Apples. This is a result of the low marketshare that Apple has in the business community as well as the higher resale value of their computers. Businesses are more likely to keep or sell Apples than to dontate them.

      Bottom line, I don't think this will harm Apple at all. This will, however, eliminate OpenSource software as an option for districts seeking lower priced software solutions. If Mircosoft is giving away free licenses and your whole district is Microsoft based, why even consider switching to OpenSource?

  56. Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed. by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the site: People and businesses that are covered by the settlement can get vouchers that may be redeemed for cash after buying eligible computer products.

    Yeah, that's right. You can get up to $100 in REBATES. You will not end up with a net gain of $100, you will just get $100 off some crap that you probably wouldn't have bought had you not been given some stupid voucher and felt the need to use it.

    Kudos to Microsoft for fooling the courts into such a meaningless penalty.

  57. The public never demanded nor supports the suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The public sees this suit as a shakedown that'll benefit lawyers. The suit never made sense. How can someone claim they were over charged for Windows when the vast majority got Windows with their PCs, and the OEM price for Windows is about $50, which is cheaper than other commercial OSes? That's why this suit was thrown out of court in most states. It wasn't thrown out in CA because CA has some left-wing law that would allow for an individual to claim to have been overcharged on the OEM version of Windows. Even then, the case had no merit, but Microsoft only settled to be done with it.

    I choose not to file any claim since I don't support the suit in the first place, nor does 99% of the public at large.

  58. It's worse than that, I'm afraid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only does it crash some versions of explorer, but all the version of mozilla, firefox, konqueror, elinks, and lynx that I've tried fail to see the pdf link at all.

    Nothing like an organization created to punish microsoft for monopolistic business practices that forces claimants to use a recent version of microsoft software to download their claim forms.

    On a side note - here's an example of super nifty web design at its absolute worst. Instead of just making a plain old html page with links to a plain old pdf file, they've gone scripto-nutso and spent days designed a sophisticated document delivery system that fails at the single most basic task for which html was designed. Their web design team ought to be taken out in the woods and beaten to death with a stack of javascript manuals.

  59. What about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have all the documentation they require but what if I sent in all the unused OS disks I have? I've kept most of them and most are useless at this point. I realize the downside is poving that you bought them in California but your registration should prove that. Most aren't going to go to the trouble of digging through old receipts let alone give up their originals for $15. My original version of Word is on 5 1/4. I'd love to give them that back.

  60. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by Xerp · · Score: 1

    Its money back for having purchased a Microsoft product that was sold for more than it was worth. Anyone "bright" enough to buy anything from Microsoft in the first place is hardly going to

    a) Know about the rebate
    b) Know what a rebate is
    c) Be able to fill out any sort of form...

    Or... maybe it is more sinister?

    "Hey! It looks like you're trying to write a letter to get a rebate from Microsoft...." Strange. Clippy never used to have such an evil grin.... did he?

  61. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I filed, and I haven't heard anything since, except that I received another form requesting filing for the exact license, even stating that it will become void if I ever re-file again! So I didn't, hoping that they haven't "forgotten" my first filing request.

    I wonder if there were a lot of people in the same situation who got the second form, filed it again without checking, only to be made void by that little statement.

    Be very careful!

  62. Didn't seem fair, frankly by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

    I honestly can't claim I've been ripped off by MS. I've never paid a MS tax since I build all my own boxes. I do run MS OSes (gotta have my games) but I think the last time I paid retail for it was when MS-DOS 6.22 came out. Most everything else has been gray market, which to an extent means I've benefitted from someone else having paid the MS tax. And that's even if the settlement was worthwhile, and I'm not certain it is.

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    1. Re:Didn't seem fair, frankly by rokzy · · Score: 1

      this is the "Lisa Simpson is an ignorant bitch and wouldn't take money of Burns cos it came from mistreating animals" fallacy. the right thing is to take the money off the evil person because they'll use it to do more evil. but instead she was a selfish bitch and considered her own conscience far more important than the well-being of everyone else.

    2. Re:Didn't seem fair, frankly by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but exitus non acta probat. Not fallacious at all, just moral. Or as moral as one can get after buying gray-market software in the first place. That's one method by which I don't mind harming MS's revenue stream, and incidentally benefiting those who have been harmed by their methods. I see no need to go further.

      I really think you ought to study metaphysics in some context other than The Simpsons.

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    3. Re:Didn't seem fair, frankly by rokzy · · Score: 1

      just because I referenced the simpsons doesn't make my point less valid.

      plus, it doesn't have anything to do with "metaphysics".

      I think you ought to THINK about what the point is and not how the point is phrased.

    4. Re:Didn't seem fair, frankly by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      just because I referenced the simpsons doesn't make my point less valid.

      Yes it does. You wanted to suggest a moral course of action, and your only recourse is to a silly cartoon? That bespeaks a certain lack of depth. It certainly doesn't support your point in any meaningful way.

      plus, it doesn't have anything to do with "metaphysics".

      Lisa Simpson would know better. Look it up

      I think you ought to THINK about what the point is and not how the point is phrased.

      I THINK you ought to read the rest of my response and address the substance of what I said instead of picking on the one or two parts of it you think you understand.

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  63. Auto vs Microsoft by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

    So. Cal resident here. Auto recall? Free repair of potentially life threatening issue? I'm there. I've done it. Microsoft class action suit? I received maybe a dozen letters between home and work. Tossed 'em all. I'm not going to try and find old receipts in order to get a rebate/discount on future purchases. I'd rather punish Microsoft with bad word of mouth and my advocacy and support for ways to get things done without troubling Microsoft for so much as the time of day. By the way, if Microsoft thinks their customers love them, then their exit polling is underperforming the Ohio Election Day surveys.

  64. Slapdown by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    I wonder how many people would gladly donate their $4.83 share of the settlement towards delivering a real slapdown to Microsoft?

    I'd like to see the money go towards building a catapult designed to hurl week-old chicken guts into their main conference room.

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    1. Re:Slapdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it.

      Chews cigar

      I like it a lot.

  65. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read Section E of the rebate form.

  66. Comparing to other Class Actions by Kalak · · Score: 1

    So how does that percentage compare to other class action lawsuits? For all I know, that is a high percentage of members of the class.

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  67. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Anyone "bright" enough to buy anything from Microsoft in the first place is hardly going to...

    c) Be able to fill out any sort of form...


    Well, I have a degree in Physics and am currently employed as a Senior Programmer, and I bought the copy of XP Pro that's running on the machine I'm using right now, but you're probably right, it's a wonder I manage to walk, talk and breathe at the same time.

    Arrogant condescending twat.

  68. Why I didnt by smeckert · · Score: 1

    I looked into the settlement, but it required way too much personal information to get involved. they wanted my SS#, my Drivers License Nr, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Seems you would have to just bare your bottom for them for a couple of bucks. No thanks.

  69. Well I wonder why... by Mr_Whoopass · · Score: 1

    "only about 7 percent of eligible Californians have decided to take Microsoft up on their settlement claims" Probably because only 7% of Californians actually have legitimate licenses for their Microsoft software. :)

  70. Suggestion by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    The way to make class-action suits work is to make it something of a lottery. Rather than dividing the take so that each class member wins a $1.50 or some such, make it so that a number of them are randomly chosen to win $5,000, equal to the total award amount. That would actually help some people (as opposed to helping nobody) and given the popularity of state lotteries I suspect indifference would become a thing of the past.

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  71. Can't get a claim form by techmuse · · Score: 1

    I filed out a web form to get a printable claim form, and it just takes me to the page telling me that I can get a claim form!

  72. Re:I am sure. Are you Taiwanese? by Morlark · · Score: 1
    Call me a cynic, but it seems to me that Microsoft is merely playing the PR game. They refuse to censor their web search because it'll make them look good, but then at the same time they are supplying the very same human rights abusers.

    "Micro$oft has no control over how Beijing uses Micro$oft products."

    Fair enough, Microsoft can't control what Beijing does. But if Microsoft is supplying Beijing with software, knowing full well that Beijing will use this software to further their human rights abuses, can Microsoft truly say that they bear no responsibility?

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  73. They'll make you pay by obtuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I started to fill out the forms. My responsibility to participate & all that, but when I saw the amount of required personal information, I was done. I realize that this is routine for a class action settlement, but I'd never trust MS with this information because they aren't trustworthy.

    Look at what these people will do to ensure that they don't lose (I think forging evidence to present to a judge is pretty damned scary.) I would bet a tidy sum that all this personal data won't just be filed & forgotten. Perhaps a small army of private investigators can make some kind of profitable use of this data.

    Claimed your windows rebates? You could be a candidate for an extended series of personal salescalls, (the kind that include your boss's bosses or clients) or maybe there's a list of consultants that they "cannot recommend." Simple to just pass it on to their strong-arm organization the BSA. Ready for an audit?

    Although I exaggerate, one thing is certain: MS does not have more respect for me than for the law or federal judges. Thus, I will not do business with them.

    Finally, and more generally: Who would _choose_ to enter into a contract with an entity that is both hostile & tremendously powerful? A friend with his own business refuses to take orders from government entities for similar reasons.

    Ever heard of what it's like to do business with Wal-Mart, or better, what happens to a restaurant that becomes a hangout for mobsters? The owners think that the mob will take care of them, but it's cheaper to just drive them out of business & then find another place to go eat free.

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  74. Anybody actually getting vouchers? by rworne · · Score: 1

    I received several forms from the settlement and added a few extra licenses I have lying around to the mix. For a total of $150 in vouchers.

    This was last April. After mailing them in, I haven't heard a peep from them. I'm pretty much guessing I never will either.

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  75. My guess... by rnturn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... is that most of the people who are even aware of this class action lawsuit are thinking ``Oh, great! Just what I need: a check for $50 or voucher from Microsoft for some more of their buggy software''. At that point they decide that the suit isn't worth the effort to track down the receipt for the PC/software and, from there on, their brain's ``waste of my time'' filter kicks in whenever it's mentioned.

    Now if it turned out that you'd get a full refund of the retail price of your MS software plus, oh, $100-$200 for every time your PC had to be rebuilt from scratch due to the swiss cheese nature of their OS/application security, then it starts becoming worthwhile to join in on the suit.

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  76. I wish folks would quit ragging microsoft by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    I know this will probably get me branded as "evil,corp whore,etc"But microsoft is a huge success for one VERY good reason-They know that a LARGE part of our population is to busy or TOO STUPID to actually learn how the magic white box actually works and caters to them.I help out at the local pc shop and dealing with customers you don't know how many times i have watched their eyes glaze over and get that confused monkey look when i try to explain how to do anything that the user has to do more than "clicky,clicky" to make it work.I set up a box with mozilla,outpost firewall and avg just so i could show them that i could make their box a lot safer without them needing to do more than "clicky,clicky".I put that in quotes because i hear that AT LEAST 20 times a day."Can't i just go clicky,clicky and it'll work?"Time and again i've set up windows boxes to be safer only to have it brought back a week or two later FILLED with spy and adware.Why?"But they said i'd get free (insert pr0n,games,stuff here).Blaming microsoft for all the virii on folks machines would be like blaming a hammer manufacturer if they used it to beat themselves senseless.(And PEASE,don't give me the linux is just as good crap.While i've been able to run it-with a LOT of effort to set it up-Since i let my family come over and use my sat high speed hook up i got tired of going to bed at 5am and having to get up at 7am because sis couldn't "clicky,clicky" and get something to work.I personally have been running my 2k box since 2k came out and NO VIRII,NO SPYWARE,NO PROBLEMS.Why?No one can install programs but me,have avg auto check all emails and load the new defs daily,and NEVER let my box on the net without a firewall.You can't blame microsoft because people are MORONS and think they can get free stuff just by "clicky,clicky".If you folks want someone to HATE,hate the cable and phone companies.I had to get a sat setup and pay $100 a month for the privilege of a lousy 150 meg download limit even though i can see both the cable junction and dsl substation outside my front window because they can't be bothered to run it the whole BLOCK AN A HALF to my house.At leastwith microsoft ther is alternatives(linux,freebsd,gentoo,etc)With broadband if the phone and cable companies don't deem you "worthy"of their service it's hello crappy 14k dialup or expensive fapped to the 12th power satlink.Now if murdoch has his way(may he rot in the pits of capitalist hell)there won't even be dway so my choices will be 14k dialup,NOTHING AT ALL,or abandon my beautiful paid for home because the broadband monopolies don't deem me "worthy" of their time.Compared to those evil hose monkey b@stards,bill gates is a small fluffy bunny.

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    1. Re:I wish folks would quit ragging microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahem' ... did you forget that Paul Allen owns a Cable company ... in addition to his M$ portfolio ... The list of "evil 'corporate' hose monkey b@astards ... is neverending ... lets start a list ...
      Insurance Companys, Phone, Cable, Power, Gas home/auto) , any entertainment medium TV/Radio,
      AOL/Time Warner/Ted Turner, this will go on forever ... In case none of you realized it here are the rules
      ------ whoever has the $$$ makes the rules ------There will be no correction to this until people wake up and spend wisely ... or not at all...

  77. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by ppanon · · Score: 1

    I also have a dgree in Physics and have to hold my breath when I walk. It is of course impossible to talk and breathe at the same time. :-)

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  78. Re:that's because... (o/t) by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    hehe. from riverside and posting with a yahoo.fr acct. he's so confused!@!

  79. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by balloonhead · · Score: 1

    Of course you can. You breathe out as you speak. You breathe in during the natural breaks in your words.

    This is why people can give speeches, sing, and play wind instruments without turning blue and collapsing.

    Though now I re-read your post and wonder if it's sarcasm...

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  80. Re:I am sure. Are you Taiwanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I couldn't find evidence saying either way that MSN search was filtered in China, or MS refused to censor MSN search in China, but they do censor their new blogging service in China.

    Besides I think the original poster is just the phrusu AC troll/spammer - in pretty much every article an AC replies with a comment related to China/tibet and posts the same link (even when the link in question has nothing to do with what he referred to it in).

  81. Re:that's because... (o/t) by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    I'm not. In case you hadn't bothered to read my comment completely I said I moved to california only recently. And I kept my email. Is that such a problem? Besides, I'm in Ventura county.

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  82. Individuals received mail + why I declined by billstewart · · Score: 1
    A while back I received some mail about it. At this point I forget if it was paper junk mail or email spam, I think paper, but if you had registered contact information with Microsoft when you bought your software during the appropriate years, I think they probably had to use that. The mail wasn't done very well in terms of identifying who really sent it, but it did look like it probably came from some internet-clueless law firm that probably really was managing that part of the class action lawsuit, as opposed to some random scammer (of course, I've also received lots of those :-) It had some web sites listed for more information, and of course you couldn't tell from the web sites or the whois records for the domain names if they were the genuine article, but it looked like they were.

    Why I declined to participate: The anti-trust lawsuit purports that Microsoft did something wrong by becoming big and successful at selling people software and was so mean and nasty and twisted everybody's arms and that they ought to be spanked for doing so. That's a bogus ripoff of Microsoft. They were allegedly especially mean and nasty because they gave away Internet Exploiter for FREE, interfering with the sales of those nice friendly Netscape people who used to give us Netscape for free, and that people wouldn't install Netscape instead of using the pre-installed IE, in spite of the fact that we used to happily install Netscape. (Do *you* use IE? No? Then don't complain. Or, if yes, then don't complain.) Anti-trust suits are almost always a combination of appeals to blatant greed and a tool for some companies to use government to attack their bigger competition (though often it's a bad way to balance out help that the government has been giving the bigger competition), and this was no exception. If the State of California thinks for some reason that Microsoft ought to be spanked, they know where to buy Macintoshes or Linux or {Free/Net/Open/etc.}BSD, and the BSD source code even has lots of acknowledgements about University of California copyrights that they can feel proud of.

    Sure, Microsoft operating systems cost too much and the quality is too low. It's not like they fooled me by selling me the stuff - the price tag was on the box and it said "Microsoft" in big friendly letters, so I pretty much knew what the quality was going to be like. (The one exception was that I bought a Win98SE upgrade edition specifically because Internet Connection Sharing was supposed to let me actually share my Internet connection, and it was way too broken to actually do that, but umm, mumble, that just means that I didn't feel any guilt about installing it on a couple of Win95 machines, so I think we probably broke even on that one...) Did I feel annoyed about having to buy WinXP to install on my mother-in-law's machine because she'd lost the original Win98 installation disk and "helpful" backup software that Compaq had added had left the machine too hosed to successfully clean up after we'd removed all the random spyware and IE browser extensions and invasive popup things that had accumulated in the year since we'd last cleaned it up? Yup. Bought it anyway, installed it and installed a new copy of AOL, and she's back to happily IMing with her friends and forwarding cutesy little greeting cards, and at least the Compaq stuff is gone :-) Did I feel annoyed about having to buy XP for my home Windows machine because my Windows ME CD wasn't bootable any more? Yes, but Fry's lets you buy the OEM version cheap if you're buying computer hardware, like the $5 fan with blinky-lights, and I didn't feel all that bad about not running WinME any more... And you can think of the price of the operating system as really being part of the price of TurboTax, because that's what I really use Windows for.

    So while I don't particularly like most of Microsoft's products, I don't think the State has any business telling me that I was stupid for buying them and deserve my money back, because there was no dishonesty involved. (Y'all can tell me I was stupid for buying them, but you won't be telling me anything new, and The State of California Anti-Trust Lawyers Are Known To Be Harmful To Software Businesses.)

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  83. Re:that's because... (o/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Twas a joke sir. Relax.

  84. Re:Nobody is getting ANY money! Hence nobody filed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't call it "fooling"...bribery's more like it.

  85. I think the real reason is most people dont keep by cyrax777 · · Score: 1

    there reciepts or other proofs of purchase.

  86. From what I remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the lawyers and the schools get the money if the claims are too low. And probably Microsoft gets to keep some money.

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