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Too Much Gaming, Anyone?

Nrik noted a wired story about too much gaming and how sometimes a few too many hours of gaming can cause your mind to blur some lines. For me it was Tony Hawk- I played so much that I started sizing up curbs for grinding while driving home from work. Katamari Damacy has been a problem too. I'm fairly certain my car is large enough to pick up the railings on the overpass near my house. I'm even more certain that these thoughts are bad.

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  1. Oh yeah.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    For me it's the Thief series of games. I've been walking behind people and thought "I could blackjack him/her..." Don't call the guys in white coats, though, I've never lurked in shadows while wearing a black cape or muttered about "Keepers".

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    1. Re:Oh yeah.. by CK2004PA · · Score: 2, Funny
      For me its America's Army. I'm watching the nightly news of Marines clearing houses in Fallujah and thinking to myself "Why don't they RPG that house first, then throw in flash bangs and frag nades before kicking that door in?"

      I know thats bad.

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    2. Re:Oh yeah.. by tambo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Great topic.



      I found Half-Life 1 to be infinitely creepy. After a long gaming session, I got up to get something from the fridge. Along the way, I happened to run into a single strand of spider-web hanging down from the ceiling. My barnacle-avoidance instincts kicked in and I twisted my body out of the way - it took me a second to figure out what the hell I was doing.



      Of course, I have all of the usual stories of seeing stuff when trying to fall asleep after late-night gaming - falling Tetris pieces, Super Puzzle Fighter blocks, Puzzle Bobble bubbles, even minesweeper scenarios. I think it's especially prevalent with games featuring lots of visual elements that your brain can abstract into functional pieces...?



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    3. Re:Oh yeah.. by GeckoUK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll add this here, but it could equally be tacked on to just about every thread on this story.

      Next week there will probably be a story about someone trying to get video games banned because they affect the impressionable kids. It would be interesting to go through and correlate how many of the people crying out then that video games never affected them are today posting about how they fantasise about beating up hookers and running others off the road.

    4. Re:Oh yeah.. by Specter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh it's not all visual. It turns out that the sound of someone slapping their BlackBerry back into it's holster sounds a lot like someone reloading their pistol in Counter Strike. There was quite a while there where anytime someone holstered their BlackBerry my first instinctual thought was: "Awesome they're reloading! Time to frag!"

  2. GTA by kaustik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it just me, or has GTA clouded the minds of others as well?

    1. Re:GTA by spywarearcata.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I erred in permitting my kids to play GTA *before* taking driver's training...

    2. Re:GTA by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      During Christmas break of my junior year of college, I was told I wasn't needed at work (but that they'd still pay me!) so I got to spend three weeks on GTA3. Fantastic. Nowhere to go, nothing to do, and nobody to bitch about spending so much time in front of the TV with "those damn police siren sounds blaring." Unfortunately, I also didn't do much driving during this time (no car, no need for one).

      When I finally did drive, I realized I was reaching for the handbrake so I could turn around. When I saw a police car, I had the idea that it would be faster to simply use his car...

      Don't get me started on the pedestrians I saw.

    3. Re:GTA by dsginter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it just me, or has GTA clouded the minds of others as well?

      It isn't just you...

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    4. Re:GTA by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I erred in permitting my kids to play GTA *before* buying them semi-automatic weapons...

    5. Re:GTA by Aggrazel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The other day I saw a Ferrari Testarossa pulling out of the building near where I work (The Federal Building of all places, who knew they got paid that much) and instantly I thought "Ooh, Cheetah" before realizing what I was thinking.... I just hung my head in shame.

    6. Re:GTA by DaHat · · Score: 2, Informative

      After a week of playing GTA3 on the PC and not leaving the house, I got in my vehicle to head to the grocery store when I had the uncontrollable desire to throw the vehicle into reverse and gun it into a car behind me... then throw it into gear and take out two signs and a pedestrian... not a good feeling.

    7. Re:GTA by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trust me they will. Almost got into an accident with a cop once. He was pissed. I woulda probably been thrown to the ground, had he not turned around and realized his headlights were off (thus the reason I didn't see him in the middle of the night).

    8. Re:GTA by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I erred in permitting my kids to play GTA *before* teaching them that you're not really supposed to beat up a hooker.

      Unless that's what you're paying her for.

    9. Re:GTA by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had that exact thought once, but it was behind a beer truck and it wasn't so much "reloading" as "getting loaded."

    10. Re:GTA by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      After playing it, you start thinking that even though the road has two lanes of traffic, you could squeeze between those cars and go much faster

      It's legal in California if you're driving a Motorcycle. It's easiest done when there's near-standstill traffic, however I've done it in 55MPH+ traffic just for the rush.

      When I was visiting my brother in Pennsylvania I found myself doing the same thing and almost got into trouble. Out of habit, I'd squeeze between cars to get to the front of the traffic light, but people in PA aren't used to that and it really pisses them off.

    11. Re:GTA by strikethree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I find hilarious is that when some parent sues Take 2 Interactive because their son went on a shooting spree, people come out of the woodwork screaming bloody murder about how the parents are at fault and not the game... but then, stupid things like this get posted and we see lots of comments like yours saying that GTA did/does affect how you think. hm.

      Maybe it can still be reconciled though: You did NOT run over any pedestrians, nor did you take a policeman's car. Therefore, while it might affect your thinking at some level, you were still able to make your own choice. Perhaps violent games should be restricted to those who are legally recognized at knowing wrong from right?

      strike

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    12. Re:GTA by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're completely right... (not about my comment being stupid, but about the flip-side)

      If a child can't control himself after playing video games, he shouldn't be playing them. It would be the parents' responsibility to monitor the child and make this decision.

      Some people get really angry when playing games... (I'm one of them) others have a hard time ending their competition when they stop playing... (I'm fine on this part). The combination of these two factors could be enough to let a game send someone over the edge. That's not the fault of the video game (there are hundreds of other scenarios which can do this) but it should be headed off before it becomes a problem. My parents recognized that I would get in fights with my brothers if I lost a game... so they shut me off from gaming, adjusted the amounts I was allowed to play, and restricted the types of games I had. Of course, this is all anecdotal, but it certainly ends with "and I turned out fine." Fifteen years later, I am perfectly capable of enjoying a game without letting it blur the lines between video game reality and the rest of the world.

      There are games that I won't let my children play until they're older... maybe 14 years or so. GTA isn't a game for anyone younger. But that doesn't stop them from wanting it. And when parents buy it for their kids, they're contributing to the problem.

      My wife is a developmental psychology PhD candidate; her specialty is in parental monitoring of adolescents. I get to hear/read about this stuff from a more "scientific" perspective, and it's amazing how much we agree on this topic.

  3. dreams by psycht · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know I've had too much Quake III, when often used to dream of insagibbing my friends.

    Although good dreams, I knew I needed to back off a bit.

    1. Re:dreams by wastingtape · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My first year of college, when i lived in the dorms, one of the guys there created a Quake III level of a portion of the campus, complete with all the buildings and everything.

      Talk about mixing games with reality. It's odd enough to feel the urge in real life to "act" like you would in the games, but when you've already spent hours in the game map which is a replica of your real environment, and you know around the next corner there's a rocket launcher, it's hard to stay focused that you're in the real world. :P

  4. i do that all the time by frogger01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    this happens to me all the time. i can hardly fly for ten minutes in my tie fighter before i think that i'm in a star wars game....

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  5. Burnout 3 by clarus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even worse was when I went on a burnout 3 binge. I would pull alongside a tanker trailer and start calculating the best angle to hit it so that i could bounce over the median into oncoming traffic.

    It certainly did change my temporary assesment of situations.

  6. Hmm, guess I need to stop playing CTF! by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    In addition to attempting to blow someone away with a nearby shopping cart at the grocery store while reaching for a flag wrapped in plastic I have been told I say, "owned" entirely too much.

    Bah. If only I could grapple to work.

  7. same, but different by dynamo_mikey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too much gaming definitely caused me problems, for example I find it hard to focus after several hours because my wife is yelling at me.

  8. Zerg in my sleep by sckeener · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can remember playing so much starcrack, that I couldn't close my eyes without seeing Zerg prancing around.

    Little zergs scratching at the door.
    Little zergs digging holes.
    little zergs racing across the landscape.

    It was wonderful.

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    1. Re:Zerg in my sleep by zapp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Gaming addictions are one thing... but I knew this kid would would never stop playing starcraft.

      When I met him, he was a black belt in tae kwon do (he was korean), was in the CS program, and prettty bright.

      Last I heard of him, he had dropped out, his roommates (and brother) kicked him out of the house because he never showered, cleaned, or got a job.

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  9. After playing too much City of Heroes... by Bobartig · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I see a crowd of kids/ppl standing in a parking lot, I think about positioning for area attacks based on surrounding architecture and the shape of their group.

    I also marvel at how long it takes to get around cities without superspeed (basically the ability to run 60 mph all the time)

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    1. Re:After playing too much City of Heroes... by Iorek · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do people live without a travel power? ;-)

      I just find every third thought I have is COH related. I have those "Oh, I should tell my wife/buddy/stranger on the bus about this!" moments, only to realize that they're all game related, and they won't give a hoot. A good example is City of Zeroes: hilarious, if you play.

    2. Re:After playing too much City of Heroes... by filenabber · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your post will be summarily deleted without further notice. You have used the word "marvel" when speaking about COH. This is not allowed.

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  10. Good lord by Dracolytch · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From the article:

    "I've been using the computer for so long, and command-Z works for undo in all the software programs," Hoffman said. "So whenever I find something in my life that I want to undo, I reach for the command-Z keys and I find it weird that it doesn't work."




    You need a fucking vacation. NOW.



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  11. Tetris attack by UtucXul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mostly it was Tetris Attack for the SNES for me. When I played a lot of that there were tiles in the bathroom that I kept rearanging in my head to make matches like in the game.

    We won't talk about what too much Goldeneye made me think.

  12. Oh yes, it's for real. by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too much Doom had me scared in the office.

    Too much Quake2 had me strafing around corners (still do this a bit).

    Too much Asheron's Call had me jumpy just from being outdoors (what was THAT? Oh, just a log, not a golem).

    Too much Liesure Suit Larry, and I... nevermind.

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  13. Black and white ... by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For anyone who remembers Black and White, most of the game is spent looking at (fairly gorgeous) landscapes. I was driving one day and passed by a very small valley with a tree in it. I was overtaken by an urge to grab the tree and place it in my village store.

    Then I decided it was probably time to pay attention to the road and take a break from black and white.

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  14. before you get too carried away, always remember by thenefariousone · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Real World Doesn't have Respawn.

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  15. WoW... by methangel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know that after playing 6 hours of WoW and stopping at 4 a.m. I dream about levelling up and gaining items. The issue is, my mind believes that I HAVE gained levels and I DO have the new items. I am sadly mistaken when I play again.

    1. Re:WoW... by mizhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've found after playing CoH intensively that I'll sometimes think I can just point at an object and interact with it.

      On related notes, when I've been coding intensively, I sometimes wish I had a debugger handy for real life situations.

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  16. tetris, indeed by wintermute1000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seems like a large portion of people commenting so far have (fond?) memories of Tetris completely taking over. I haven't played Tetris in years and I can still conjure up games in my head.

    I know also that I became really suspicious about social interactions while I was playing the Sims. I'd talk to people and know they were just doing it so their social meter would rise, and would leave feeling used and resentful. It was really terrible, because while it's generally not so hard to curb violent impulses, I started feeling like none of the people who talked to me throughout the course of the day actually had any regard for me and get really discontented.

  17. Of course... by Dracolytch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is honestly like almost any other phenomenon... If we do something enough, we start thinking of the world in those terms. If you do art, you begin to see things as an artist does... Colors, relationships of spaces, etc.

    By no means is this limited to gaming, and it's also what makes interactivity such a powerful tool for learning. Most people I know prefer to learn by doing. Doing in a properly engineered virtual world is a great way to prepare people for doing in the real world. That's what simulations are all about... And most games are simulations.

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    1. Re:Of course... by OldSoldier · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree completely. For myself, it isn't just limited to computer games. Many years ago when the Othello brand of Reversi came out my siblings and I played so many games back to back that both my brother and I suffered from the symptoms described.

      We both were in high school then, he was working at a grocery store... stacking fruit, when he saw apples next to oranges he thought he could put an orange on the other side and flip the apple over and it should become an orange. When I took naps on a couch with a pillow at my head, I felt, if someone put a pillow at my feet I should flip over and become a pillow.

  18. Burn-out 3 by cexshun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After an intense session of Burn-out 3, I was driving to pick the wife up from work. Comming up on a sharp intersection, I instinctively reached for the e-brake, ready to power slide around the 90degree turn at 50mph. Luckily I caught myself, but it gave me quite a scare.

  19. too much DDR by Second_Derivative · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd say it's pretty bad when you hear a techno tune, close your eyes and you can just see the arrows...

  20. Re:Quake by darth_pepsi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've hardly ever played Quake yet I remember being in theatres watching the crappy remake of The Planet of the Apes. They were inside a building and one of the windows was shaped like the Quake I symbol. So I blurt out "look Quake I!" Thankfully I wasn't the only person in my group to have noticed...

  21. Personal excesses: by Von+Helmet · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. I played Theme Park fanatically when it first came out. Waiting for new rides and shops to be researched was agonising. You'd sit doing little routine things to pass the time, waiting for the little light bulb to appear in the top right hand corner of the screen. After playing that for hours at a time, I'd keep imagining I was seeing something flashing just out of sight.
    2. More recently, playing Splinter Cell makes you look out for shadows and places to hide. I used to catch myself trying to step as lightly as possible when walking around too.
    3. At my mother-in-law's house the bathroom is at the top of the stairs, but slightly offset. You go up the main lot of stairs, turn left and go up like two more steps, then the bathroom is on the right. I tend to run up the stairs, leap to the left, and then step forward into the bathroom. It always makes me think of strafing in FPS games.
    4. Playing any game with sniper rifles always has me looking out for places where other snipers might be hiding, and for places I could snipe from.
    5. After playing games that make use of EAX, and being impressed, I have been known to walk into the bathroom or somewhere and think "wow, that's a good effect". The same as people saying they've been impressed with "the graphics" outside, and wondering how the engine can handle the level of detail in such a wide open area.
  22. Postal.. by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years back there was a pretty sick game called "Postal", where you basically went around killing people in lots of twisted ways. Your arsenal included the usual pistols, shotguns, etc, but also a moltov cocktail that I could never really find a good use for on any the levels.

    Until... the "Marching Band" level (cue nefarious laugh) If you lobbed the flaming moltov cocktail just right into the marching band you'd set a bunch of the band on fire, who who begin flailing and screaming, setting other band players alight in the process. At no other point in the game could you take out so many so quickly, with such panache.

    Ever since then I've always cast a curious eye towards the (albeit few) marching bands I've seen, thinking, "hmmm.. that Tuba guy really looks annoying.. where's a moltov when you need it?"

    Puts a whole new spin on "this one time, at band camp.."

  23. Re:GTA3 by aixou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ++ This is something I've talked about with many of my friends. After playing a lot of GTA, almost all of my friends feel the same way -- they start sizing up cars and getting tempted to hop in a running car. We're all level headed people and we would never actually do it, but I can't imagine what those who are more easily influenced would do.

    This is one of the reason I call bullshit on anyone who says that videogames can't actually spawn violence, or that it's easy to entirely differentiate between videogames and real life. I'd like to hear more opinions on this.

  24. too much warcraft by neckdeepinspecialsau · · Score: 2, Funny
    I knew I was playing too much Warcraft (custom map DOTA to be exact) when my 3 year old daughter came running down the isle at target holding a WC3 box yelling "Daddy, Daddy it's your game! Woot!"

    Yes sadly I no longer use that exclamation. My wife tells this story way too much.

  25. one word: carmageddon by jonastullus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    after playing too much carmageddon (a really tasteless game where you overrun people with your car in a first-person perspective) I came to know its dangerous effects when considering while driving in RL how many points the inline skater at the side of the road would bring...

    and after playing loads of "need for speed 2 underground" and flatout (also a racing game) which is especially fun on icy roads, i had to remind myself that i wasn't playing it anymore when really driving on ice covered roads after the game session! these things can get really dangerous when you overestimate your driving skills or the car configuration right after having played a racing game.
    the effect usually fades within an hour or so, but technically it should be forbidden to drive just after having played a "realistic" car related game!

    also, after many, many hours of counter strike i found myself checking out rooms for possible cover and would think ahead for strategies to use when ambushed. this was actually fun even in RL but without doubt shows how very attached one gets to the patterns learned during hours of continuing immersive gameplay!

    jethr0

  26. And you say video games dont' cause violence. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting how most people who have posted so far, have cleary admitted that too much gaming has affected their conscious thought processes. Although not to a point they have acted on it, what about others who "have" allowed it to affect their lives?

    I'm sure many of you have said previously, that video games do not make people kill other people. But there is clear evidence here, that it CAN! The only difference is the level of self-immersion. It very well may be that some younger, lesser developed minds end up -not- being able to separate reality from fantasy, and they end up buying a gun and blowing people away. It's all part of the gaming experience.

    THINK ABOUT IT A WHILE! The only thing keeping you from going postal on the freeway is that you have a greate knowledge and bring yourself back to reality faster. The only thing that keeps you from mugging the guy in front of you, is the same "reality check", the only thing that keeps you from buying a gun and blowing people away is that same "reality check".

    Some people aren't capable of that "reality check". And most of you have already admitted to having the lines between reality and fantasy blurred. So have I.

    But the next time some kid is arrested for shooting up their school, and they blame it on video games. You had damn well better listen, because you have all but admitted, it's TRUE!

  27. "Quad Damage!" by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 2, Funny

    After playing Quake on company network with 30 others for like 5 hrs straight, its impossible not to dream of fragging others and all. I used to get up when I blew up myself launching rocket on myself.

    Also, a room-mate had the habit of shouting "Quad damage!", "fragged!!", "f*ck you, @$$hole" and things like that in sleep!!

  28. Re:Oh if only... by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forgot one more vital thing...

    Background music so you know when to do the quick save :).

    Imagine a "superhero" with such a super power- no other powers except having predictive background music... ;)

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  29. Re:Tetris by semifamous · · Score: 2, Informative

    This Tetris thought process is especially useful when moving. I realize it every time I help a friend pack stuff or load their boxes into a car/van.

    What's really frustrating is playing Tetris for a few hours before bed then dreaming about playing Tetris all night... And even in my dreams, I can't get that one stupid block I need...

  30. Crimsonland... shudder... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can't believe nobody's mentioned Crimsonland yet. A terrific game, the entire purpose is to kill bugs creeping in from the edges of the screen with various weapons. Since they come from all around you, you need to watch out for the bugs with your peripherial vision. For *weeks* after going through a couple Crimsonland marathons, I couldn't even use a computer because it looked like various bugs were "creeping" in on me, even when I was browsing the net or whatnot. I sat there once, watching a "bug" crawl around in my peripherial vision, and *knew* that I needed to stop playing it. Most disturbing game ever made (psychologically, not in terms of actual game mechanics).

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  31. This isn't new. by afstanton · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dad and I observed this a long time ago after playing Pac-Man for too long - he was driving down the road and kept trying to drive down the middle of the road, on the dotted lines. Fortunately he avoided the brightly colored cars, but kept wanting to run into the blue ones.

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  32. Fake by chadseld · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes I look at the (actual) sky and start to critique the over-done cloud layering effect (ala Unreal), and a swear I actually see the cracks between texture maps. "These graphics look so fake." Then I know I need to take a break.

  33. Re:Ah, the days of tetris by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want really scary I got bored one day and decided to get some good scores in Minesweeper.

    It took a couple of days and when I was done I saw the various number sequences in my sleep. I could play minesweeper in my head.

    Then I realised the truth. MSFT had control of my brain and was using it to upgrade minesweeper. A bit of tinfoil and a linux install and I am feeling much better now.

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  34. Not limited to "gaming" by DeepCerulean · · Score: 2, Funny

    at least in the computer gaming sense. I know when I was in high school on the chess team (no laughing), we used to study and play chess constantly. it definitely got to the point where we would be walking down the hallway looking at the tiles on the floor and thinking, "if i were a knight i could capture them right now..."

  35. Re:I feel you by mikael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyway, it's when you start having dreams about gaming that it maybe too much. But then again when you're dreaming, maybe you just haven't played enough?

    When you're dreaming about a video game, you're seeing your mind self-optimising to play that game more effectively.

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  36. Re:Quake + College Broadband = Hallucinations by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was at the mall with my girlfriend

    You're already one up on almost everyone else on /. Don't bother with the conseling.

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  37. Re:Tetris by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not nearly as sad as my mindsweeper days when I would sit around trying to memorize and mathematically figure out common patterns you see in the game. Obvious example is if you see 121 along a straight wall there is a bomb behind the 1's

  38. Lucky you by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I realized I was playing Unreal Tournament too much when I used a modified wireless tazer to shoot a big glob of liquid, then performed a shock combo on the neighbors cat.

    Poor fluffy, his hair stood straight up for a week.

  39. Zelda, Ocarina of Time. by mikael · · Score: 3, Funny

    After playing Zelda, Ocarina of Time, I still have this desire to hit the large stones on the lawns in our campus with a large sledgehammer, just to see if there are any secret tunnels leading to quest characters.

    When my little cousins played Super Mario 64 first came out, they later visited an art museum, and wer tempted to try taking running jumps at large paintings to see if there were any secret entrances.

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  40. I know I play too much DDR when by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Funny

    I start losing weight.

  41. Re:Tetris by Wog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But see, that's *exactly* how I pack a car.

    When I was a teenager, it was my job to pack the family van for the long gift-laden trip to the in-laws. I would pack like a fiend, because I obsessed about not leaving any holes.

    "No, don't put that in yet. There's a space. Give me the small piece. No, that one. There."

    They would wonder how I got everything in with room to spare.

  42. Counter Strike: Source by lemkepf · · Score: 2, Funny

    As most of you know Counter Strike got a major graphical upgrade with the release of Half-life 2. Last night after playing for 3 hours and then having to get called into work i realized i was looking at my office building as if Terrorists were inside!

    I would subconsiously think of where the enemy could be sniping from. Where would a good place to throw a grenade would be. Should i rush and straif the corner, or try and find a round-about-way of enterting that area. I even got to the point where I was thinking... "Man that would be an easy headshot!"

    What did i learn from this? Never bring a gun to work... you might relapse into Couter-strike mode :)

    1. Re:Counter Strike: Source by Lendrick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never bring a gun to work... you might relapse into Couter-strike mode :) ...or get fired, 'cause, like, you brought a gun to work.

  43. Reality TV meets Leisure Suit Larry by micromuncher · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you really want to start addicting people... someone will make a MMORPG where the intent is to get drunk and whore as much as you can. Then let everyone watch. Say goodbye to EQ and WoW then...

    I want the red cherry flavored lubricated ribbed rubber please.

    Oh yeah, I want royalities.

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  44. Battletoads by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been a looooong time, but when I was a kid, those stupid levels with the speeder bikes....ugh! Anytime I get into traffic and start weaving through, I hear the music in my head.

    Duh duh duh. Dun dun, dut, dut da da. Dut da da ut. (doo do do do do do do)....

    Worse. If I hit a jam shortly after, I hear sad midi drums.

    Boom chick, boom chick, boom chick chick chick... :P

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  45. I once saw this guy at a mall by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    He was walking down a staircase, and before reaching the bottom, he jumped, landed in a low stance, looked behind him, looked forward, got back up and started walking again.

    I figured he played console games a little too much.

  46. Real Danger by BlueMonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This may all sound funny (I'm guilty of thinking that as I read some of this too) but when I think about it and realize how real it is, it starts to scare me. Cars in particular are one situation where people go on auto-pilot and might react before thinking. We have a lot of stories about people who "almost" did things... I wonder if there have been real accidents that people don't dare share. And I wonder if the dangers increase as games become more realistic (a more realistic emergency brake controller for those who have mentioned using that, for example).

  47. Same here, only work instead. by numbski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was in high school, I would work sadly long hours at Taco Hell. 16 hour long days during summer break at times. I'd work night shift, get off at say, 4 am, and go to bed.

    Then dream about making Tacos.

    No!!!!!!

    It gets worse. Later on, right after the dot-com bust, I was working a call center at Compaq. During certain times of the day, when things were slow with nothing to do, I'd decided I wanted to get better at Perl coding. I'd sit there for hours making strides in a program I was writing, learning new modules, working on problems, etc.

    Then I'd go home, and not only dream of coding in Perl, but occassionally fix my code IN MY SLEEP.

    God help me. I recently figured out what was wrong with our DNS server while under the effects of anesthesia for an upper endoscopy. Yikes.

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    1. Re:Same here, only work instead. by redfenix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now all you have to do is convince your boss that you're just as effective asleep as you are awake. Then you can take those well-deserved naps at work after lunch.

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  48. Realism more dangerous than fantasy? by CustomDesigned · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That is an interesting comment. Perhaps games that too closely resemble daily life are more dangerous than games that are largely fantasy. The reflexes and unconscious strategies learned in a fantasy game are unlikely to be triggered in real life. Games like GTA seem to be another story.

    Games that are highly realistic, like high end flight simulators, can actually train reflexes and unconsious strategies that are effective in real life. The problem with GTA seems to be that it resembles real life visually and aurally, but not in terms of morality, risk assessment, or practical physics.

  49. spelling error... by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I find it hard to focus after several hours because my wife is yelling at me

    s/wife/mom/

  50. Re:GTA3 by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is one of the reason I call bullshit on anyone who says that videogames can't actually spawn violence, or that it's easy to entirely differentiate between videogames and real life. I'd like to hear more opinions on this.

    But it is easy to tell, as evidenced by you not stealing any cars. You might feel a GTA-inspired urge to size up the car and take the nice fast one so you can evade the cops(I do too), but you know that you are in reality and that the real-world consequences (not just legal for you, but the consequences for the one you steal the car from) stop you.

    The problem is not that reading/seeing/playing a game involving some concept may cause you to think about doing it in reality. The problem is the "more easily influenced" people who actually would forget about the barrier between reality and fantasy and act on the urges.

    If playing GTA can make you commit real-life crimes, then watching the History Channel can make you commit genocide, and either way you are a nutjob who should be locked away. That's just my opinion, anyway.

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  51. Yeah, Baby! Ha, ha, ha! How about some ACTION?! by Kejope · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmm. I don't know what these people are talking about. hehe The background: Despite the Red Alert reference, my fondest memories of this type were when I was in high school. My brother and I decide to "spend the weekend on Arrakis." From Friday afternoon until almost-school-time Monday morning, non-stop, we took turns completing levels in Dune II. He napped (on the floor by the PC) while I played. When I finished a level, I woke him. "Tag, it's your turn." The cool part (or disturbing, depending on view): Literally, for the next 3 days, EVERYTHING I looked at had a Dune map superimposed over it. Trikes and Quads were crawling over everything. I heard the spice credits ticking constantly: slow rate, fast, increasing value, decreasing. The credits ticking was the most memorable. It may be many more years before I forget that beautiful sound! *wistful sigh* Speaking of *emotes*, playing on MUDs, such as NannyMUD (telnet://mud.lysator.liu.se:2000 *ahem*), can cause a LOT of this verb-translated-to-RL effect. Role-playing games have been noted for this effect for many years. I have been known to shamelessly use "Argh," and "Boggle," verbally to express myself. --Kenneth

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  52. Quake + Hallucinations + driving = badness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work at a video game company on a PC Gamer Game Of The Year title. At this company (and no, it wasn't Electronic Arts...), Engineers worked an average of about 70 hours/week with peak times exceeding 100 hours/week. Needless to say, fatigue was a real issue, so in order to wake ourselves up between coding sessions and before the drive home on a boring stretch of highway, we'd play Quake deathmatch spontaneously throughout the day/night and for approx. half an hour before leaving for home, whatever time that was.

    Well, I don't know whether it was physical and mental exhaustion or too much Quake, or a combination, but on one pre-dawn drive home a driver ran a red light on a cross-street and cut me off, nearly clipping my front bumper. Rather than hit the brakes or swerve or hit the horn, I reflexively reached for the "6 - Enter" combo (select rocket launcher, fire). I actually removed my hands from the steering wheel and reached for a keyboard that didn't exist!

    The visual hallucinations, blackouts and memory loss that had been occuring in the prior months I could ignore, but when I chose to rocket-strafe a car rather than swerve to save my life, at that very moment I *knew* beyond a doubt that I was gaming too much and things needed to change while I was still alive so I quit soon after.

    Oh, and if any of you remember being fragged by a LPB camper named BaldHeadedBaby, that was me.

  53. Columbine? by digidave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's most interesting is that when a story is posted about somebody blaming a game company for some sort of crime, everyone here says "I've played GTA for 72 hours straight and never carjacked anyone!". Yet here we are and everyone's agreeing that the lines can get blurred, even momentarily.

    Is carrying out video game violence just the next logical step to what you all have experienced? You'll probably never reach that point, but what social or mental deficiency would you have to have before acting out a game becomes reality? Do we maybe start looking at Columbine and other tradegies and saying that maybe games to have some role in some violent acts.

    Most difficult of all, is if we can find a link, what do we do about it? Go back to NES-style graphics?

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  54. Chess by CrazyWingman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Y'all are sick. Not because you dream video games, but because all of the stories here are about dreaming about video games. Have none of you ever played a game without a pc/console?

    I can remember chess club back in high school. After the tournaments, we would be driving home on the van, and I would still be seeing how I could attack the person two benches ahead and one person over from me. I was not the only teammate who had this happen either.

    Go play a "real" game.

  55. Re:GTA -- ,my thoughts in the Walmart parking lot. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have the same urge when I'm at a walmart, but what's GTA?

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  56. Paintball + CS Geeks = Hilarity by cbrichar · · Score: 2, Funny
    One of the funniest recent memoriest I have of people trying to apply gaming mentality to "real-life" settings (albeit still a game setting) was a recent game of paintball my friends and I participated in.

    We were all gung-ho, having each logged many a late night in CS, and felt we've have an edge on the competition with our intricate knowledge of coordinated attack squad tactics.

    Now picture all of us nursing our burning legs after less than a half-hour, having discovered that it's actually incredibly painful to run around in a squat position for periods of time longer than about 4 minutes.

    I noted that there was a noticeable lack of suicide charges into enemy territory as well.