Winning Souls In World Of Warcraft
Steve Rock writes "Many of us have heard about the various ways in which real life and massively-multiplayer role playing games intersect, which usually involves the exchange of in-game characters or items for real life money. Well apparently religion is spilling over into World of Warcraft." From the article: "We meet under the docks in Booty Bay for a bible study every Tuesday night."
"I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives."
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Everything on landoverbaptist.org is crap, of course. I'd hate to think anyone's going to take this seriously.
This sig was blatantly stolen from someone else.
Please?
Congratulations, you've managed to post a troll site on Slashdot.
If you look at the content on this site, it's either obviously fake or belongs to a cult, none of what they have posted is even remotely close to any church I've ever been to.
I suggest deleting this story and forgetting someone ever submitted it.
That whole web site is hilarious. Apparently not too many people realize it's a joke..as seen here
Great troll, and slashdot fell for it. I actually believed the website until I came to this line: "I have a hot-key macro that broadcasts, Jesus Loves You! Please Love Him Back or He Will Burn You in Hell! PM Me if you want to learn more!
Of course, to recognize the troll, it helps to have been a fundimentalist Christian in one of your past lives...
"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
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"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
If one were to actually take a glance at the Terms of Service Agreement they would have noticed, "The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."
For alone this I am tempted to go out and buy WoW, create myself a wholy evil tank character, spend countless hours leveling him up and building an army of darkness consisting of "gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls" to crush the oppressive light of the Christan facist!
I really hope that everybody realizes this story is a hoax...
Landover Baptist is the same 'church' that sells Jesus thongs and other terribly funny stuff.
The same guys that run Landover Baptist also do WhiteHouse.org
Well, Booty Bay *is* in Stranglethorn Vale, a contested(PvP) zone. So, you know, you could...
For added fun, level priests up to Mind Control them to attack each other.
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What we want is MMORPG where the Christian meetings have to be held in secret for fear of all the attendees getting crucified and/or thrown to the lions. Oh wait, there already is one and it's in my sig!
I was pretty pissed off as I was reading this. Something in me called bullshit when the derogatory terms were used, but I wouldn't put it past some people; I've met individuals so mislead that they pulled the same kind of shit around me. Still, if that was a joke, I'm not laughing.
Now imagine if we'd be able to gather all religious hypocrites in one game, give them an interactive bible and call it Heaven Online. Jeremiah 13:37.. Thou shalt not bother others with your twisted beliefs! "hm, is this right?"
I saw this on an advertisement in the article:
WWJD Thongs
Absolutely Classic.
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There really is a WoW Christian Guild, named God's Peons. They are a chapter of the Tribe of Judah.
The best part of the ToJ webpage is the FAQ about why Mormon's can't join the Tribe.
why was this even posted?
/. but c'mon - this is a well known satirical site....
normally I don't bitch about the stories posted on
I almost bought it untill I saw the link..
Next Slashdot will accept WWN submissions too?
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the best part of this is how all the /. christians take this opportunity to tell us how un-funny all this is. hits a little close to home eh?
my advice - try to take yourself a little less seriously folks. just because somebody is picking on your choice of imaginary friends is no reason to ignite a flamewar here on slashdot.
oh wait, yeah it is. flame on, children of jesus! your gullibility shall know no end!
I find it hard to take them seriously when they start out by insulting the people who play the game, referring to us as lonely low lifes that are either gay or fat. My they have an open mind. I also like how they admit to spamming the general chat with their message of "God".
It's also hard to take them seriously when there is an ad on the bottom of he page for a thong that says "What would Jesus do?".
" Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. "I'm also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server," he says. "I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!""
I'd love to see this jackass. I mean I spent 5 years of basically hell in the military protecting his damn free speech rights and whatnot and just to hear someone like this who claims to be a Christian spew forth crap like that just plain pisses me off.
I think he needs to be eyeing his purity a little closer than saying were a bunch of moon faced wiccan fags with no friends.
Good point. (-:
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Mods This article really should be removed. If it were anything other than an attack on religMods, This article really should be removed. If it were anything other than an attack on religion I'd keep my mouth shut, but it is a fake story on an anti-Christian site. Not news which as the slogan says news for nerds.
What annoys me more is just how easily people like to pin this type of ignorance on Christians. Do some people really act like this? Unfortunately yes. Does this mean all do. Goodness no. This is just another use of stereotypes, but is just accepted cause it is the in thing to do. This is like my experience of being an American in England. It is just acceptable to make fun of America and Americans.
Flame me on any of the statements above you want. Sure there are plenty that will want to target me for them. And yes I am a Christian.
I'd be organising a weekly Raid on Booty Bay
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Onion! I want to see /. reporting on Onion stories next. :)
As an aside, this bit: "All the money I make from selling occult items to unsaved gamers, I auction off on E-bay for real cash...", if any of this were true (which it isn't), would be a violation of Bnet TOS and would get little Billy's account suspended post-haste. Heh.
But, this is exactly why I won't pay for /. Crap editing, dups and crap submissions. This is /. not Fark. If we are going this far with /, where are the Boobies links?
Landover Baptist has been sticking it to the conservative Christians for years. It has some of the best ongoing gags and indepth satire on the internet. I'm surprised any thinking person would consider the articles on their site seriously.
I was fished in big time by this article. I didn't notice the landoverbaptist URL. I read the first paragraph and went, er, OK, an undead priest, sure. It was 2/3 of the way through before I stopped chuckling and went "oh, er, joke on me." :|
Wait, this is from Landover Baptist? That's like the Christian version of the Onion. This is pathetic, who posted this as real? Get a clue, man.
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If you don't agree to accept their religion, they use their character to kill yours. Hmmm...that seems to violate both the old and new testament. Old Testament - Thou shalt not kill.
New Testament - Love thy neighbor as thy self.
They protest about being stereo typed but they offer up a pretty grim stereo type of gamers that isn't even accurate. Stastically speaking, the average gamer is 23 year old male with a life who likes to game to blow off steam.
I personally like to game. I scuba, rollerblade, and ride horses when I'm not gaming, so I'd say that the no sports thing is probably a wash too.
Then they actually brag about following people around to annoy them in to converting or staging "conversion duels". Frankly, if they are free to express their religion, I'm free to express mine.
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Landover Baptist has to be the most prominent religious parody on the Internet and yet people still believe it's real...
You guys can tell that this is a satirical web site, right?
Is a joke. Seriously. Its managed by an anti-christian group as a joke. Don't take anything seriously.
Yeah, reminds me of the Crusades...or the Spanish Inquisition. (Bet you didn't expect it in WoW, eh?) Look how much more civilized the article says mankind's zealots have become -- instead of really killing each other for having different beliefs, now they have progressed to the point where they just do it virtually!
How is this any less offensive than anti semitic crap? It is clearly a lie and is presented at least on Slashdot as the truth. I will admit that when I read it I was very ticked off when I read it thinking what total freaking losers why the hell are they giving Christians a bad name.
"f you feel that their humor is in poor taste, just remember that those on the other side feels much the same way about you."
I think that Nazis and the Klan are evil as can be. I guess I should remember that there are Nazis and members of the Klan that feel the say way about me? That does actually give me a happy feeling inside.
Frankly I have no love of Falwell and his type but this is just wrong.
Guess what? Spreading falsehoods about a religion, any religion is in poor taste and evil. I would feel the same about an site that spreads hate like this one does.
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I seriously spent an hour on this site, and I COULD NOT TELL if it was serious or not. I was laughing my ass off for 20 minutes straight. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The entire thing seems so incredibly serious, but then they start talking about how you have to kill your parents, and how to steal their credit cards andwhat not. It's beautiful.
People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.