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Human Animal Hybrid Created in Lab

guanno writes "National Geographic has an article stating that... "Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras--a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal."

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  1. Human / Animal Hybrids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh great. Here come the furries.

    1. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually would prefer if furries remained the realm of fantasy.

      So many people hate other HUMANS who are different.. Imagine the hell that a real life "furry" would go through?

      Remember that TV series "Gary the Rat"? I'm sure it would be about 500 times worse.

      -Zorin the Lynx, but would rather stay human in real life. }:)

    2. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or instead of a TV series that no one has heard of, how about an example from literature? =)

      Metamorphosis

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    3. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by BananaPeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think an article on Furries might have been more useful than the pile of alarmist crap written in the article. Really where do these people think their medical research comes from? What amuses me is that they even quote someone saying you don't need to do these kind of experiments as you could simulate them in a computer.. Hands up how many /. readers believe this is true. In fact hands up how many of you believe we really understand biology... The truth is we are only just starting to comprehend what is happening, especially at the cellular level. The big question in this article is "should we toy with nature" First I would question well what is natural about the way you live your life.. everything around you comes from completly screwing with nature or dominating/ exploting some other species. There are risks in creating new strains of life yes.. but probably more risk from the chemicals in your household cleaners which have scarsely been tested. Should we ethically toy with genetics. Personally I don't have a problem with it. Furries have a right to live too you know

  2. How is this legal? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought there were laws against that kind of thing.

    Research is one thing... actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick.

    1. Re:How is this legal? by bagel2ooo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm certain that the cost/pain ratio to people is variant as any other. There are likely places that would have little to no issue with this if it gave enough of an insight into scientific discovery. I do not stand for this under my personal moral code, however, if some group does this and people benefit from it, I will be glad for the superior knowledge all around.

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    2. Re:How is this legal? by blincoln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick.

      The article (and Slashdot summary) are pretty sensationalistic.

      These aren't experiments where half human, half animals are created. They're things like engineering mice with human brain cells, or pigs with human organs.

      Of course, that won't stop ridiculous hippie and religious activists from breaking out the torches and pitchforks because TEH SCIENTISTS ARE RAPING MOTHER NATURE AND BABY JESUS WITH THEIR UNNATURAL AND THEREFORE MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE EXPERIMENTS ad nauseum. There are even some quoted in the article.

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    3. Re:How is this legal? by anagama · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I so wish I had mod points. I for one, appreciate your voice of reason .... sadly, it will be a minority position. I find it dissapointing how even slashdot tends toward a luddit anti-tech position if the knowledge even remotely touches on biology.

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    4. Re:How is this legal? by cmallinson · · Score: 5, Insightful
      These aren't experiments where half human, half animals are created. They're things like engineering mice with human brain cells, or pigs with human organs.

      For the most part, you are correct. However, the article does mention that the goals of one of the studies is to create mice with 100% human brains. He said he intended to terminate the mouse before birth, and look for signs of human cognitive activity. If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

    5. Re:How is this legal? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? A mouse with a brain that is genetically human is hardly making a mouse that has a human brain. Come one now. It's the wiring that counts, as mouse and human brains are made very largely of the same kinds of tissues.

      Unfortunately the yuck factor always plays here, and valuable research can be stopped because of misunderstandings and the hee-bee-jeebies.

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    6. Re:How is this legal? by rzebram · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, if this experiment proceeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we'll start having better lawyers and politicians. That's what you should be worried about.

    7. Re:How is this legal? by hayden · · Score: 5, Funny
      If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.
      Damn straight. Think of all the web developers/middle managers that will lose their jobs.
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    8. Re: How is this legal? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > However, the article does mention that the goals of one of the studies is to create mice with 100% human brains.

      And the other mouse will be called "Pinky".

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    9. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Why? A mouse with a brain that is genetically human is hardly making a mouse that has a human brain.
      I beg to differ. Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night. We will engineer humans with mouse brains and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

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    10. Re:How is this legal? by Megaslow · · Score: 4, Funny
      If it works for half of Slashd....

      Oh, nevermind.

    11. Re:How is this legal? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

      Considering the size of mice's skulls, I think the term "cognitive activity" was chosen with care and is far, far from "cognitive thought" you've assumed. If such animals were allowed to be born (the researcher plans to kill them before then) they'd be unlikely to be super smart mice, but more likely pretty dumb compared to other mice); we're smarter mostly because we have brains a few thousand times larger than mice, not because of any special virtue of our brain tissue, and our brain cells are certainly not going to be optimal for controlling a mouse's body and living as a mouse.

    12. Re:How is this legal? by miu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Typical liberal thinking.

      Uhm, no. It is typical authoritarian thinking which tends to be indulged in by most people.

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    13. Re:How is this legal? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Back under the bridge, troll.

      I am entirely a liberal, and entirely support this type of research, so long as it is sensibly and carefully controlled. Of course, at some point, there might be ethical issues raised, but let's be a little sensible here. Putting a human gene sequence or two into a mouse does not make that mouse some sort of "mini-human".

      I could argue that it's typical conservative thinking that it's "tampering with God's order", and besides that, these scientists are considering -gasp- performing an abortion. Really, it has nothing to do with either-it is pro-progress thinkers vs. scared Luddites. And scared Luddites exist on -both- sides of the political spectrum.

      Contrary to popular (and apparently your) belief, "liberal" is a DIFFERING OPINION, not a swear word. It is a philosophy, not a negative epithet. Not all idiots are liberals. (Don't believe me? Listen to Rush Limbaugh.) Granted, some are. (I've heard Michael Moore.) However, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore -both- fill their place very effectively-they convince those who are too dumb and sheeplike to examine an issue and form a real opinion. Once again, those people exist on BOTH sides of the liberal/conservative line, and form the majority of Americans now.

      And intelligent people exist in both camps, as well. I've met many intelligent conservatives. Demonizing your opposition, however, makes you look more like a rabble-rouser. That is not the way to an informed, reasonable debate.

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    14. Re:How is this legal? by Dizzle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do you feel about research obtained from torturing people during the Holocaust. I, for the most part, agree with what you're saying, but using information that was obtained through torture is still an issue for me. One side of me says that the research is there and there's no reason not to use it, but another part says that using it just says that there was some valid reason to torture those people. I presume issues like this will become more and more common as the line between human and animal (yes I know humans are animals) becomes more blurred.

      Also, I read in the article that they're thinking of making a mouse with a human brain? I'm wondering a couple things. A) Is this mouse-person going to have the same experience as a human would, albeit in a mouse's body? Will this hybrid respond to things the same way a human would? B) When do we consider these things human? A human brain in a different organism's body sounds enough like a human to me. If anyone could shed some light on A) or has a legal definition or something for B), fire away!

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    15. Re:How is this legal? by rishistar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't get that. Why has it been modded funny?

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    16. Re:How is this legal? by hlee · · Score: 5, Insightful
      ... create mice with 100% human brains ... If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

      Does that mean it's wrong to strive towards true AI? Why is it more ethical to create intelligence in a machine rather than in some human chimera?

      In any case, it seems inevitable that at some point in our future, we will have to deal with a non-human intelligence. Whether it is of our construction seems irrelevant. The nature of sentience, and the concept of humanity shouldn't be tied to our physical form anyway.

    17. Re:How is this legal? by syukton · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of the many over-used sci-fi plots has been "man makes creature, creature tries to destroy man." ... it'll be nice to actually see it happen.

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    18. Re:How is this legal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's because there are a number of people on slashdot that don't really understand science or its underpinnings. Sure, they can plug a CPU into a motherboard, install a service pack, perhaps even a linux distro. But they're incapable of critical thought (especially reflective critical thought, but that's another story), and have difficulty applying reason or logic.

      Engineers with rigorous formal training are usually the first to admit that they are not scientists. Engineers with sloppy minds and little formal training think they know it all, or think that what they know in one area is easily transfered to another completely different area.

      If you the thought occurred to you that these words might apply to you, then they probably don't. If you're sure that they don't apply to you, then perhaps they do apply.

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    19. Re:How is this legal? by jessecurry · · Score: 3, Insightful
      One side of me says that the research is there and there's no reason not to use it, but another part says that using it just says that there was some valid reason to torture those people.

      But, by not using the research the people who were tortured went through it for nothing. We can all agree(I hope) that the torture was a horrible act and shouldn't be something that happens in the future, but since it did we should try to at least make some good of it.

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    20. Re:How is this legal? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 5, Informative

      because we have brains a few thousand times larger than mice, not because of any special virtue of our brain tissue, and our brain cells are certainly not going to be optimal for controlling a mouse's body and living as a mouse

      Wrong.

      Your argument at best is an oversimplification.

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    21. Re:How is this legal? by Forbman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, the research was done. To not use it seems to be as equally as wasteful for the unwilling sacrifice made by those prisoners.

      If Japan discovered curative agents during some of the shit they pulled during WWII on American POWs, which would be more morally outrageous: disregarding whatever useful information that is in there because a few people were killed for it (thus causing even more people NOW to suffer and die when you have the solution in your hand), or cutting your losses so that others may live?

      There is so much medical knowledge that we have that has been acquired over time through means that would not make it past the ethics boards of most research institutions. To single one issue out as being too tainted just seems to be even more callous than whatever crimes were committed to get the knowledge in the first place.

      Otherwise, we would still be blood-letting people to let the "bad humours" out of their blood (Aristotle's "facts" about human biology persisted for over two hundred years, before a few criminals decided to actually start cutting open human corpses).

      A Mouse-Person will not, cannot, by definition, have the same "experience" as a human. We can't even define a uniform meaning of what the "human experience" is in the first place. Your experience is yours, mine is mine. Ultimately, it is no more or less important, or meaningful (or relevant), than my dog's experience.

      Might as well start arguing that a blastocyst is fully human. OK, if THAT is fully human, then why is an adult-derived stem cell not?

    22. Re:How is this legal? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong.

      Your argument at best is an oversimplification.


      These results might be because at the lower end of the scale, the correlation between brain size and body size falls apart. You simply can't have a brain where its size has no lower limit, to still control a body and its organism's behavior efficiently. We'd end up at less than a grain of sand for small organisms. :-)

      Do you think it's a coincidence only mice have this strange relation, where whales have not? I don't think so.

      So I'm pretty sure the grandparent is right anyway, if we aren't talking extremes.

      Actually, that study of a group of 10 animals is to draw conclusions like you have done is... at best an oversimplification.

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    23. Re:How is this legal? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new Chinese half human scorpion pillaging parachutist overlords, if only for their entertainment value.

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    24. Re:How is this legal? by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

      luddit anti-tech position if the knowledge even remotely touches on biology.

      If we can't reproduce, nobody else should be able to either.

    25. Re:How is this legal? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2

      that won't stop ridiculous hippie and religious activists from breaking out the torches and pitchforks I don't know what you're talking about. In reality, most Christians like myself will simply shrug at this...maybe ponder what it's all about for a minute or two...then go on their merry way. Any Christian worth his salt (Biblical pun if anyone gets it) has better things to do than protest the growing of human parts inside animals. The only people who ever freak out are people who never got any attention as kids, and now need to make a big fuss to get some. I happen to think this could have great implications. Like, you could grow yourself a new spleen inside a cow or something...for all the times that you happen to need a new spleen...and then have burgers afterwards.

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    26. Re:How is this legal? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He didn't deny that terrible things happened to the Chinese but this is nit-picking.

      By the same token, what about the British POWs? Can they be included in the list of the abused along with Americans and Chinese?

      Don't try to try to turn this in to a league table of suffering.

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    27. Re:How is this legal? by jtbauki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm pointing out how self-absorbed his example is. It's highly reflective of the mentality of Americans (and everyone, i'll admit). I, too, have bias I'll admit. But his post reminds me of the self-absorbed attitudes people have. I remember watching the news on the Tsunami and every other segment featured WHITE people caught up in the tsunami and how they barely escaped. Every freaking channel it was WHITE people suffering. I mean, freaking 150,000 ASIANS were killed or missing and the news keeps featuring WHITE people. Sure, there was dead asians here and there, but the focus was on white people. I remember one news show mentioning how 7 Americans died.

      My point is, when you mention an event, you should mention the main focus of the event. Germany::Jews. Japan::Chinese. Tsunami::Asia. Etc. Mentioning American or British POWs suffering in Japan is like mentioning the 7 Americans who died in the Tsunami. Yes, it sucks, but you're out of focus.

    28. Re:How is this legal? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a natural tendency to concentrate on what's closest to home. When I think of WWII, I tend to think more of the British lives lost and not immediately consider the sheer number of people lost by other nations. I don't think it's out of focus, it's just people focusing on what's closest to home.

      I'm not sure where you live but I'm from the UK and the news reporting does bear out what you say. If there is some kind of serious disaster, the news report will say something like 'Massive dissaster in far-away country, 10,000 dead. 4 britons killed.'

      You are correct though. It would be good if we looked beyond our own 'neighbourhood' more often.

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    29. Re:How is this legal? by syzler · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you the thought occurred to you that these words might apply to you,

      Your reasoning definitely applies to me.

      then they probably don't.

      I guess it doesn't.

      If you're sure that they don't apply to you,

      I guess it does.

      then perhaps they do apply

      I give up, your logic is too circular for me to decide whether you think your advice is relevent to me. I'm sticking with my original thought that I am not qualified to debate this article.

    30. Re:How is this legal? by Mikmorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason this happens is because the media's goal is to relate the story to the audience better, therefore making them more interested.

      This is basic psychology. The media and politicians, the ones who are heard the most (and therefore representative of our society here in America, albiet NOT correct as most people seem to believe), do relate foreign politics and events by going to what the commoner understands and knows on a daily basis, therfore being more effective. This is not a matter of who we love more than the other, or "we don't really give a shit about anyone else," as EVERYONE seems to fucking think.

      This crap drives me nuts, as its hypocritical to say "Americans are evil because Americans are biased." C'mon, read the sentence closely. Figure it out for yourself. Its silly.

      If you can say all Americans are evil, then we can say all Asians don't matter. Its the same crap.

      Disclaimer: I love Asians.

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    31. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A bigger threat is current animal only viri that may find a new path to evolve into infecting humans.

    32. Re:How is this legal? by TFGeditor · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Also, I read in the article that they're thinking of making a mouse with a human brain? I'm wondering a couple things. A) Is this mouse-person going to have the same experience as a human would, albeit in a mouse's body?"

      In a word, no. *Really* RTFA: "Before being born, the mice would be killed and dissected to see if the architecture of a human brain had formed. If it did, he'd look for traces of human cognitive behavior."

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    33. Re:How is this legal? by witte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If anyone could shed some light on A) ..."

      This will not create übersmart mice. At most the mice may have a bigger brain, but I wouldn't bet on it. So any reflections on the human-mouse "experience" are not very meaningful imho. The outcome of such a crossing will be a rodent.

      There will be human-like traits, but these are probably not what you would expect.
      E.g. these man-mice may have higher resistance to certain toxins that are harmful to mice but not to humans, but they will not have chimp-level cognitive capacities.

      Dna is universal enough that a mammal organism will "understand" foreign gene code and "interpret" it, based on it's own genetical context. Erm... let me rephrase that.
      If you bake dna cookies in a mouse oven, they will very probably come out mouse-like. In a rabbit-oven, they will be rabbit-like. (Ok, that metafore stinks. But you get the idea.)

      In all reality, it is very hard to predict what the outcome of such a crossbreed will be. A gene is not restricted to one function, but might be involved in several processes (gestation, pigmentation, proteinfolding,...), on different hierarchical levels. Dna does not seem to have strict seperation between data and code, it's a chemical process that reuses itself as data, and the context or environment in which it "runs" has a *major* impact on the "choices" made. (parameters like temperature, sugarlevels, etc.)

      Growing rabbit-embryos in humans will probably result in human-like abominations.

      So, no supermodel loveslave furries ! :)

    34. Re:How is this legal? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Japanese discovered many new and interestign things about ballistics by shooting chinese civilians. the death toll in china from the japanese occupation range from 20-30 million.

      Also, A lot of America's golden age of the 50's came directly out of stolen german scientists and science. Mengala actually contributed a lto to modern medicine btu through horribl horrible research. Nasa owes the German rocket program a lot, and at the time the Germans were two generations ahead of everybody else in almost every field except crytography and physics.

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    35. Re:How is this legal? by malcomvetter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But supposing we have a recession and the mice lose their jobs ... Does that mean I will have to see mice on street corners with "will work for cheese" signs? Or maybe they'll never lose their jobs ... think of how they'll be in the rat race ... building the better mouse trap to cannibalistically catch their stupid (non-human-brained) cousins. I'll bet they make good engineers.

    36. Re:How is this legal? by Molt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, what is being said is more akin to "The torture has already happened, which is deplorable and those responsible should be held accountable. Any knowledge gained from it though should now be used as it provides benefit to the world, and refusing to use it impedes scientific progress for no gain whatsoever".

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    37. Re:How is this legal? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could it be that most of the reporters covering the story were white from mostly white countries looking for people to interview in white languages so that the whites at home had some clue what was being said? Perhaps I'm an evil self-absorbed American for not knowing how to speak several asian languages? Or finding sub-titles less intimate?

      Can't we assume that since we are all human we'd share the experience in a similar way and then use our minds to project how the experience would vary according to the differences? (Rich vacationer who lost his wife vs. poor fisherman who lost his entire family, house and business) I don't know anyone who doesn't know that non-whites experienced the worst of it and feel horror over it all. It's probably why I see donation boxes in every store I go to for tsunami relief.

      On a different but related subject, there is only so much our little human brains can absorb in our short lives. Last I heard, there were over 200 wars going on in the world. How many of us follow every single one of them? Yet, I've heard Englishmen yell at us Americans for being too self-absorbed to pay attention to X-war in X country while they ignore 190 other wars. Even if it were possible to take in the sum of all human suffering, who could survive the knowledge with their sanity intact?

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    38. Re:How is this legal? by clonan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you also notice that theyu said they would dissect the human brained mouse on birth?

      It is litterally impossible for a mouse sized animal to have a human sized intelligence...you need a minimum number of neurons to get there and mice just aren't big enough.

    39. Re:How is this legal? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > If you were to live inside a mouses body, wouldn't you feel cheated out of the human body all the others have?

      It depends. How much cheese is in it for me if I press the lever that indicates that I feel cheated?

  3. Oh $h!T by seringen · · Score: 2, Funny

    a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal. oh my god, they've cloned my relatives

  4. Re:Eh..? by (negative+video) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fool! You fell for a Jedi mind trick!

  5. That would be playing god. by Flakeloaf · · Score: 4, Funny

    God shmod, I want my monkeyman!

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    1. Re:That would be playing god. by Hi_2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm just waiting for someone to really make those Catgirls you see in anime. Me-YOW!

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    2. Re:That would be playing god. by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      sorry, those chicks prefer tentacle creatures over us mere humans.

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    3. Re:That would be playing god. by Blittzed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never mind that, where's my three-assed monkey!

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    4. Re:That would be playing god. by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2

      I've been around for a while, what I really need is a monkeywoman.

  6. We will call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    HUMANIMAL

    [Dramatic string hit as Humanimal is displayed to the gasping black-and-white crowd]]

  7. Mouse..... by mcknation · · Score: 4, Funny

    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

    Yes and the answer is 42.

    /-McK

    1. Re:Mouse..... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes and the answer is 42.

      Yes, but the Earth was designed to find the question, not the answer. You fail it.

  8. "Chimera" other uses of the word by TWX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading about another medical circumstance that also used the term Chimera. Apparently it's possible for two fraternal embryos in a pregnant woman to combine and become one organism, with two sets of genetics. Some beings composed this way stand out due to differing genetics manifesting different skin on the body; some don't stand out because certain organs or systems have a different genetic makeup than other systems, all internally. It's interesting, as these people have two DNA structures. When I first read Chimera in the context of the headline I wondered what this new thing had to do with the old use, but they appear to be exclusive of each other.

    More here and here.

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    1. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by arcanumas · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well chimera was a monster in the myths of ancient Greece.
      Chimera was beaten by Belerephontis (sp? i know the greek name only) and his horse, Pegasus.
      And ,you guessed it, it was " a monster with the head of a lion, body of a goat and the tail of a dragon"

      So it makes sense to use it in this context.

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    2. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by TWX · · Score: 2, Informative

      That could be a real big problem, and might lead to a spontaneous miscarriage, especially if blood types are incompatible.

      There are a few known examples of XY/XX Chimeras if memory serves, though I don't really remember how physical characteristics developed.

      Scarier yet, there are conjoined twins that share what looks to be a single torso and legs, looking like one body with two heads. Apparently the girls have seperate ribcages and upper organs, but their backbones merge into a single pelvis, and their digestive systems combine somewhere in there. They each control one arm and one leg on each one's side of their body. Since the girls have always been this way they've gotten good at coordinating to allow them to function to the point of playing slowpitch softball with family. I don't doubt that life will always be difficult for them to keep individual, considering their extreme fusing, but they are mentally seperate.

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    3. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might want to double-check that...

    4. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Consider it double-checked. I distinctly remember it from my biology textbook, I thought it was quite fascinating and did some further study. It is infact called Chimera as he describes.

  9. gosh, mice w/ human brains?!? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sweet. I can sit back and let that sucker go STRAIGHT to the pr0n. clickety, clickety

    1. Re:gosh, mice w/ human brains?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other research news, scientists have succeeded in creating humans w/ mice genitals. The automobile industry is thrilled, expecting booming SUV sales.

  10. False Advertising by strider44 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is false advertising - when most people think Chimera they think Dongeons and Dragons etc. They even have a picture of a lion with the head of a goat and the tail as a serpant.

    So I read this article and it talks about cells in petri dishes and mice with 1% human brains (which, from what I've read, is a bit of a downgrade).

    I think that there's no sense in starting an uproar over "creating new species" and "playing god" yet. A petri dish is ever so slightly different from a goat-lion-serpant or a girlfriend with the head of a shark.

    1. Re:False Advertising by EulerX07 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A petri dish is ever so slightly different from a goat-lion-serpant or a girlfriend with the head of a shark.

      I take it there's no such thing as too much teeth for you...

    2. Re:False Advertising by coopaq · · Score: 2, Funny
      This is false advertising - when most people think Chimera they think Dongeons and Dragons etc.

      What's a Dongeon?

      Is that a Donkey and Dragon Chimera?

      How many hitpoints does it have?

      Oh hell... I'm adding one to my modded Temple of Elemental Evil campaign tonight.

    3. Re:False Advertising by trs9000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think that there's no sense in starting an uproar over "creating new species" and "playing god" yet.
      I sortof agree. But the question is, When is it okay? When can we become upset? It's a very hard line to draw. I think we should be constantly pushing forward and constantly questioning at the same time.
      Because what if they hit upon something? Which might be very useful? Or have ramifications we weren't prepared to deal with? Legislation and public reaction can move slow if the awareness isn't there.
      I do think that our sense of morals and ethics (as humans) has evolved over the years; I'm not sure I believe in absolute right or wrong. So, I'm down with breaking new ground and trying new things. But while these opinions and ethics may change slowly with time, we had better be aware of all the issues, all the potential ramifications and all the potential costs (monetary and other) before we bring these things to market so quickly [I'm looking at you, Monsanto!].

    4. Re:False Advertising by strider44 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was a typo, I meant Dungeon. Yoo see, I have specially mapped my keyboard so that the 'O' is next to the 'U', and as yoo'd expect, every so often I miss the 'U' and accidentely hit 'O' qoite often. I hope yoo onderstand, it is a simple typographical error, nothing more.

  11. Anybody in the mood... by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to watch The Island of Dr. Moreau again?

    Honestly though, I don't care what your moral or ethical beliefs are... this is something that needs watching and a good combination of government and private control. Playing God in a petri dish is one thing, but creating a new species and bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong. I'm no scientific antagonist, but this is one line that should not be crossed.

    "One doesn't have to be religious or into animal rights to think this doesn't make sense," he continued. "It's the scientists who want to do this. They've now gone over the edge into the pathological domain."

    Indeed.

    (And obviously if we did muck around in this too much, homo sapiens would eventually be overthrown as the dominant species of this planet. That would kinda suck.)

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    1. Re:Anybody in the mood... by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong...

      Would you say the same of, say, letting a severely deformed child live?

    2. Re:Anybody in the mood... by dasunt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Honestly though, I don't care what your moral or ethical beliefs are... this is something that needs watching and a good combination of government and private control. Playing God in a petri dish is one thing, but creating a new species and bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong. I'm no scientific antagonist, but this is one line that should not be crossed.

      Let me play devil's advocate here, and ask: Why shouldn't that line be crossed?

      If we could give dogs the brains of humans (uplift-them, David Brin style[1]), why shouldn't we?

      Right now, we think nothing of breeding a new kind of corn, or a new breed of dog. For all we can tell, a dog can feel pain, feel happiness, dream, and solve simple problems. Yet, for the most part, we treat dogs as objects, to be bought or sold.

      If human-level intelligence is bothering you, adult human beings make decisions every day about creating new intelligent beings. Often the decision was under the influence of mind altering drugs. The first experiment with the mind of a human will at least be brought into this world with much more planning than the average human baby.

      [1] Uplifting dogs was mentioned somewhere in the first trilogy, but presumably Earthclan sacrificed the plans in one of the negotations with the galactics.

    3. Re:Anybody in the mood... by BrynM · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If we could give dogs the brains of humans (uplift-them, David Brin style[1]), why shouldn't we?
      This hardly sounds like "uplifting" (from the article):
      Scientists feel that, the more humanlike the animal, the better research model it makes for testing drugs or possibly growing "spare parts," such as livers, to transplant into humans.
      Frankly, I don't trust us not to be cruel, selfish and oppressive. We are not mature enough as a species to reproduce like this (if it's possible to mature to that point). We're considering these cousins we're creating disposable. A little RTFA would have answered "Why shouldn't that line be crossed?".
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    4. Re:Anybody in the mood... by lupin_sansei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We shouldn't do it because those brains would be much happier in human bodies than in a dogs body.

      A human body gives you posable thumbs, normally the same height as everybody else, the ability to walk and use your hands at the same time, to see in full colour etc. Plus the ability to live around 70-80 years instead of 10-20 years for dogs.

    5. Re:Anybody in the mood... by 808140 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't you think you're oversimplifying things a little there, AC?

      The atom bomb was not created by physicists who thought they "knew everything". Rather, it was an application of known science to a specific problem, undertaken by the government of the United States. Certainly, the physicists who worked on the Manhattan project were the best and the brightest the US had to offer, and certainly they could have declined to participate (some did, IIRC). But it was not arrogance that motivated the physicists to build an atom bomb -- it was the very real fear at the time that Germany might build one first; they were certainly researching it. Imagine, if you will, how the world would be different if the Nazis had beaten us to nuclear arms.

      DDT is a mixed blessing. Extremely bad for you, yes -- but DDT is also responsible for the almost complete eradication of malaria in the first world. Nothing kills mosquitoes so efficiently. There are those who feel that the world-wide ban on DDT (due to its harmful effects) is what allows malaria to remain a serious problem throughout South Asia. Sure, DDT kills people, but malaria kills more. It's like chemotherapy -- you poison your own body in hopes that it kills the cancer before it kills you. Not ideal, of course, but don't pretend that it was all bad.

      Genetic engineering, like everything else we've ever done, will have productive uses and less than productive ones, and probably a few lamentable applications. I for one am prepared to accept that we probably won't know what we've done wrong until after we've already done it.

      Which of course doesn't rule out being cautious.

  12. The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by RadRafe · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Why do you insist that the human genetic code is "sacred" or "taboo"? It is a chemical process and nothing more. For that matter we are chemical processes and nothing more. If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself.
    --Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Looking God in the Eye"
    1. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Vo0k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes. Because it all IS just a chemical/matematical formula.

      Trial and error - systems with feedback, memory.
      Pain - warning reaction in case of damage/failure.
      Suffering - The "pleasure center" of your brain isn't stimulated enough, opposed to these of "negative feelings". Motivates to change.
      Hard work - just result of learning, "work and you will profit" - create better conditions for your brain pleasure center to be stimulated better and more often.
      Learning - memory system.
      Love - chemistry, hormonal reactions.
      Will to life - evolution eliminates these without it.

      All the old "higher values" can be reduced to some formulas and equations. That's the ultimate truth. I know it's not comfortable, but lying to yourself isn't the solution.

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    2. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by kettlechips · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All the old "higher values" can be reduced to some formulas and equations. That's the ultimate truth. I know it's not comfortable, but lying to yourself isn't the solution. And all the formulas and equations can be inflated to higher values. Which is exactly what you do here. You proclaim the ultimate truth and call all who see something besides what meets your eye a liar.

      I don't think the chemical/mathematical view is uncomfortable at all. But I do think it is an invalid reduction of a reality which we understand a lot less exhaustively than you seem to think

    3. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but you guys never want to go the final step.

      If you truly believe in the formulae you just referred to, then why not go farther and admit that the universe is just one big math equation based on the six fundamental constants?

      There are only two possible positions. Either something can act on the system (life, the universe and everything) from "outside" (God, or whatever you want to call it), or the system has starting conditions, rules, and is working itself out mathematically.

      If you choose option two, you are throwing away the illusion of choice and free will. You may believe you are making decisions in your life, but they are mathematically preordained. Your choice of college, career, spouse, or breakfast cereal are just the result of particles interacting according to preset rules.

      I know which I believe, but it frustrates me that the science bullies here can't or won't follow their logic to its cold, heartless end.

      All science is a slave to math.

  13. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by TheCaptain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think you have to be Bush, the "religeous right", or the Catholic Church to have a problem with this.

    There are ALOT of ethical issues here outside of religeon - so can we PLEASE try to keep this from turning into the usual religeon flamewar?

  14. Err... not a religious issue. by Orne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hell, everyone should go nuts on this... you are using genetics to create a sub-human hybrid, for what purpose? Has no one read The Time Machine and the lessons of the Morlocks? Or A Brave New World, where a genetic sub-race of humans is created to be pure workers? No no, we're "just" going to do it to study disease.. but you know that every discovery is constantly yearning for applications.

    Everyone reads The Uplift War and says "oh boy, we can use the good parts of being human to improve our friends the animals", but you know that it is human nature to domesticate animals, and make them workers... what better to create an animal with human dexterity without the burden of intelligence, without the moral dillema of the "handicapped"... such a worker would toil in a sweatshop with singlemindedness, as oxen would plow a field. Well, scientific culture and its wild abandon of any moral forethought has led to this, so I guess its time to reap what we sowed...

    1. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Funny

      "such a worker would toil in a sweatshop with singlemindedness, as oxen would plow a field."

      If that's the case, I'll bet EA is underwriting the research.

    2. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Consider from the point of view of robotics. You build a machine out of metal and program it. Replace the metal with grown tissue and bone and you have.. something. A truly living robot? An oppressed slave? These are the questions that have to be asked now. Our paradigm towards life is shifting. It is a frightening, but exciting thing. Most people who say "it is sick" are knee-jerk reacting to their gut feeling: What am I and where do I fit in the world? We will eventually be able to improve upon ourselves, giving birth to a superior species. This is what we are afraid of. But I ask this: If we are concerned about torturing unintelligent slaves, shouldn't we also be concerned about denying a superior species the chance to live as we have? To take our abilities to the next level? The universe is a big place. There's no reason why we can't coexist. Allow your paradigm to shift.

    3. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand ... what is it that makes being a slave a bad thing? Well ... suffering, and an awareness that that others have a better live forever denied you. That, in itself, is a kind of torture. A machine, organic or otherwise, that doesn't suffer and couldn't care less about a "better" existence wouldn't qualify as a slave, exactly. Industrial robots aren't slaves, although they perform the work of a thousand human slaves. So ... if we're going to create a race of underpeople to serve us let's make sure that they can't feel misery and don't want the same things we do.

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  15. WTF? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haven't these people seen enough bad sci-fi movies to know that this is a horrible idea? Just like the story a couple of months ago about the armed autonomous robots...

    When will these people learn?

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    1. Re:WTF? by miu · · Score: 2, Funny

      They might have spent their time watching anime filled with sexy cat girls instead. They probably figure their cat girls will team up with the blue haired kid with the 7' sword and take care of those armed autonomous robots or something.

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      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
  16. xenogenics by debrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From what I vaguely recall, one of the greatest risks of a chimera (aside perhaps from the slippery moral slope), is the risk of a genetic material from diseases that affected their species making a jump to the human species. In essence, diseases that affected that species may be dormant or preserved in those animals, and unleashed, so to speak, in the presence of foreign material such as human organs.

    For example, in this case rabbits: a viral pandemic that killed all but the few naturally-immune bunnies may have left remnants of its genetic material in their DNA. All living bunnies are immune, having derived their genetic material from the bunnies that survived the pandemic. No humans however, have that immunity. Crossing the species procures the possibility of a transfer from bunnies to humans.

    How plausible this is, I couldn't really say. But I seem to remember it having some merit when juxtaposed with concerns over xenogenic transplants, concerns which seem applicable here also. Though the probability of this happening may be low, the damage may be astronomical since it could concoct a disease wholly unknown to science.

    1. Re:xenogenics by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Our DNA, and the DNA of most multicellular animals are filled with viral leftovers. Researchers are investigating how such viral genes may influence evolution. It's nothing particular amazing.

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  17. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Manchot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cripes.

    There are two problems with your post.

    1. Don't associate the Catholic Church with the religious right or *shudders* W. Tell me again: what religion was Kerry? Also, what religion is dominant in cities like St. Louis, Chicago, L.A., and Boston, all Democratic strongholds? I'll give you a hint: not Methodist.

    2. Anyone who says that they can't see any ethical issues with this is lying. Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?

  18. I can finaly put my mind at ease...... by Supurcell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that I don't have to worry about waking up in a bathtub full of ice with only one kidney. Since we can just grow them in some chimera monstrosity.

  19. Humans are animals by shop+S+Mart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humans are animals. We're just a little bit smarter and better at making and using tools than most other animals.

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  20. Coming right up... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can have your Monkeyman, but you have to go over to the largish, very light colored house on Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington DC to pick him up.

    /thank you thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress. ;)

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    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
  21. From the RTFA department by shoolz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Before you all start concocting fantasies about bizarre creatures from the morally and ethically bankrupt future...

    For example, faulty human heart valves are routinely replaced with ones taken from cows and pigs. The surgery--which makes the recipient a human-animal chimera--is widely accepted

  22. useless by interactive_civilian · · Score: 5, Funny
    I agree. It is all so useless. Mice with human brains? They do nothing but futily try to take over the world every night...

    *sigh* when will those scientists ever learn? ;)

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    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
    1. Re:useless by HumanTorch · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree. It is all so useless. Mice with human brains? They do nothing but futily try to take over the world every night...

      I shall call him .. Mousolini

  23. Re:Is this for real? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that irony though?

    Everyone knows that mice created Earth to compute the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the universe, and everything.

    And now here we are creating mice with human brains. Sounds like a downgrade to me!

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    -David
  24. How is this Flamebait? by jefftherhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Evidently speaking lucidly is unpopular with the moderators ;]

  25. Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by kiore · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I regularily place parts of animals in me. OK, the parts are dead, cooked, and go into my digestive tract, but those animals were raised as food, slaughtered, and prepared for me. It's very seldom that I even thing about the "cute fluffy critters" I devour.

    Once a year, or so, I have a 'flu vaccination. Last I checked, I was told this vaccine is made in chicken eggs. I'm not exactly in the high risk of death from 'flu category, but if killing a chicken fetus protects me from a week of misery, it's the chicken every time.

    I understand that rabies vaccine is made in rabbits (I'm remembering this from over 30 years ago, so this may not be current). If I was bitten by a mammal in a country with rabies, I wouldn't worry about rabbit bits & pieces, or even about the life of that rabbit. If it's a choice between the bunny & me, the bunny gets it every time.

    Now I hear that spare parts for my body could be grown in an animal.

    If the safety issues can be resolved, I see very little ethical difference between making an animal live just so it can be killed for my food, making an animal live to make medicine for me and making an animal live so it can be killed to extend my life.

  26. um island of dr moreau by josepha48 · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm sure I spelled this incorrectly, but I think you get the idea..

    Haven't these people seen the movie yet?

    First Glofish, now this... wtf!

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  27. Re:WHY?! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Informative

    > We barely understand the human brain. Shouldn't
    > we grasp it a little more before we go shoving
    > them into other animals.

    It is to understand the human brain that researchers do this, for goodness sake.

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  28. Re:uh huh.. by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, those sick fuckers want to have a pig, which would be raised for slaughter anyway, be able to provide me with a lung transplant in case I get hit by a bus, or get cancer. That's totally sick. I can't believe they would want to do such a horrible thing. Next time some kid gets caught in the crossfire of a gang war, you and I can go to the hospital, and try and keep everybody who tries to save his life away from him. It isn't natural for him to survive, so it must be wrong.

    And, guts and organs give me the heebie-jeebies. I can't stand the site of blood, so I make all my moral and ethical decisions based on what personally makes me feel the most comfortable. If I don't have to think about food-animals being able to grow vital organs for humans, then I don't have to think about yukky slimy stuff. Yeah, so it's sick and wrong.

  29. I think by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be pretty cool to recreate the mythical creatures of ancient Greece... the chimera, the minotaur, the centaur, the satyr, the harpy, the medusa, the pegasus...

    Heck, with a little more effort, we could recreate the whole Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual!

    MMORPG? Pfeh. I vote for Real Life Monster-Fighting Adventures!

    1. Re:I think by Suidae · · Score: 2, Funny

      with a little more effort, we could recreate the whole Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual!


      Great, I've got the 'housecat' entry covered, whats next?

    2. Re:I think by chochos · · Score: 2, Funny
      the chimera, the minotaur, the centaur, the satyr, the harpy, the medusa, the pegasus

      Typical slashdot user. Nymphs don't even figure on the list.

  30. blurring what line exactly? by danharan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For those who want an unconventional point of view on the question, I recommend Beyond Boundaries (Amazon).

    Funny how 8 years later, all the arguments in TFA are exactly the lame arguments Noske blasts in that book.

    Noske used a neat example of research offered to Amnesty International using pigs to evaluate effects of torture on humans. Pigs make good models, because their skin is so similar -- but wait a second, if they're similar, why don't they have any rights? Oops... from TFA:
    What new subhuman combination should be produced and for what purpose? At what point would it be considered human? And what rights, if any, should it have?
    Ahem, *Sub*-human says it all: they're below, we're on top. Now don't get me wrong, I had pork for supper. But to assume we're on top for anything besides a food chain is hard to prove (and bible references don't count as proof in my books).

    Most of the debate around the ethical problems posed by chimeras assume that distinction, but it never really was there.

    This is why Rifkin's attitude makes more sense. What gives us the right to blur the species line in the first place? Why do we insist on splicing fish genes into tomatoes, bacteria into food plants? The risk can not yet be known, and for whose advantage are these apprentice sorcerers working?

    OK, I've said my bit, and donned the asbestos underwear. Flame away if you wish :)
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  31. Why is it that.. by lpontiac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. you get people jumping up and down when you graft some stem cells into a pig so that its blood is structured like a human's, but there's no such outcry over the fact that great apes effectively have no rights?

    Chimps and gorillas have far more in common with humans than half of the potential chimeras mentioned in the article will ever do.

    1. Re:Why is it that.. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ".. you get people jumping up and down when you graft some stem cells into a pig so that its blood is structured like a human's, but there's no such outcry over the fact that great apes effectively have no rights?

      Chimps and gorillas have far more in common with humans than half of the potential chimeras mentioned in the article will ever do."


      It's about time someone mentioned this! It's funny how the religious right exists on both sides of the equation in this one. If you mess with the sacred human material, you're a sinner. If you regard anything other than a human as being human, you are going against the teachings of the bible and are a sinner.

      Is it any wonder the Dark Ages lasted as long as it did?

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    2. Re: Why is it that.. by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is simply silly to propose rights to great apes, because they can neither ask for them nor appreciate them on an abstract level.

      Likewise, it is silly to propose rights to children with advanced cases of Down's syndrome, for exactly the same reason. Instead, we should use them for medical experimentation.

      And chimps don't practice "infanticide." They prefer the term "total birth abortion."

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      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
  32. Slashdot fears tech? by cfalcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on people, this is not:
    - A crime against nature
    - A crime against God
    - A crime against humanity
    - Proof of our lack of morals
    - Prelude to apocolypse

    This is scientists, making our world better.

    Remember, their job?

    For those of you who have responded with "Whoa, nay, immoral!" and are also pro-life/anti-abortion, ok, you can go (I'll argue with *you* later, but at least you are consistent). Animal rights types are also excused. For the rest of you, really now, grow up. Even if this was what everyone seems to think it is, a creature magically endowed with half human and half animal DNA, how are you going to justify *NOT* doing it? Superstition? Movies? Old literature? "Just feels wrong?" (like heart transplants, mechanical hearts, vaccines...)

    In order to make a case against something like this, you need to show *who is hurt*.

    A nonsentient lump of cells? Like the ones grown and killed daily in the service of science? Like aborted fetuses? Like the lab animals that can actually feel pain, but we experiment anyway? These are things I'm in favor of, and many of you as well. If you want to get up in a row about something, there's a lot more dubious things than this concept. Getting upset at new things because they are new is for stupid people.

    I expected better from Slashdot, honestly.

    1. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by james_in_denver · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is scientists, making our world better.

      So YOU say, but you do not speak for the entire human race. Think about it.

      And how then, would you define what a "person" was?

      What rights would something that came from less than 100% human gene stock have?

      You have really not even begun to scratch the surface of the biological, political, economic, ethical OR moral perspectives, and yet you just blindly assume that it's all for the good?

      I think you might have forgotten why Nobel created the peace prize.

    2. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't think that this poses any problems at all?

      I mean, just start by considering that our entire legal system is based on the fact that most rights are reserved for human beings and based on assumptions about human beings ( age of consent, maturity, average intelligence, etc. )

      Given, these creatures aren't allowed to survive to maturity. (and I'm not sure how well animal chimeras would, but with plants we do this all the time.) But start out by asking 'what is the legal status of these creatures.' Continue by asking what new diseases might they bring into our popuplation which we aren't immune to. The flu, for example, as well as a lot of airborne diseases, comes from either bird or swine viruses which change to work with a human host.

      Add to this the fact that people are not always the best at determining what is 'good.' Doing this for the sake of medical necessity is one thing. New kidneys, new hearts, etc. But too conscious control over processes which should be random or out of conscious control has definite social and political dangers, even if you don't mix humans with other animals. One example is that if you can control the birth order, most people would have a boy first and a girl second. Birth order has been proven to be an important factor in an individual's psychology and propensity for leadership, and a nation where most girls were second and most boys were first would help further establish girls as 'non-leaders' in an already male dominated society. Of course, some might not see this as a 'harm.' But any ability to consciously control social factors is likely to cement the established hierarchy. If those who can afford it can 'buy' better genes, then you re-inforce the gap between rich and poor. Again, this presumes the desire for equality which some people might be against. You could even say that inequality a la Brave New World where everyone is assigned to a role would make for a stronger nation, if that's what your idea of 'good' is.

      But the point is, that our moral, social and ethical standards are based on certain assumptions which will all have to be reconsidered if and when the definition of 'human' and 'human nature' are blurred. This is a pretty new development in human affairs, and caution and serious reflection are needed.

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    3. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Peldor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is scientists, making our world better.

      Remember, their job?


      As a scientist, I have to say, that's not my job. My job is to find out something new. Whether it helps the world or dooms it is another matter.

    4. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When the creating or taking of life is involved, I feel that "just feels wrong" is definitely enough reason to stop, if for no other reason than to determine why the action feels wrong.

  33. It's not what you think by JavaRob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

    What you're envisioning is not possible, and not what the scientist is interested in.

    We're not going to end up with a super-intelligent mouse who could speak if it only had the proper vocal chords. Think about the space a mouse has in its skull, and how much room we have, and this will start to make more sense.

    He's curious if the mouse's brain is built from human cells instead of mouse, how that will affect its development -- will the cells work more like human brain cells (given the source), or mouse brain cells (given the environment)? The shape of the brain, and the activity patterns, would be interesting to observe and he could gain insights into factors in normal human brain development (and defects in that process).

    Unfortunately, the article tends towards a generally thoughtless, alarmist tone (including mentioning these experiments without any explanation...). Personally, I'm not worried.

    1. Re:It's not what you think by anagama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      • We're not going to end up with a super-intelligent mouse who could speak if it only had the proper vocal chords. Think about the space a mouse has in its skull, and how much room we have, and this will start to make more sense.

      Put this in terms understood on slashdot - it would be like trying to run a full release of linux w/ all the KDE and Gnome stuff on an 8088 with 4k (as in kilobytes - not megabytes) of ram - oh and using a tape recorder for a storage device.

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    2. Re:It's not what you think by Avsen · · Score: 2, Informative

      The stegosaurus had much more brain-room than we did. Yet, it was as dumb as a rock. Intelligence is related closer to brain/body proportion than "absolute" brain size. Granted, these mice may not be talking or solving differential equations -- but we can't say anything about consciousness.

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  34. one word... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Catnip.

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  35. This is not a religious issue by HHumbert · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a purely political issue.

    Swarms of mice being churned out of the labs with tiny human brains will obviously be voting Republican in the next US election. If the GOP is not now sponsoring this type of research, it soon will be.

  36. Re:WHY?! by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
    We barely understand the human brain. Shouldn't we grasp it a little more before we go shoving them into other animals.

    That's the whole reason to grow human brain tissue in animals; or would you prefer to experiment on living humans? If it was being done for more frivolous reasons there would be no support at all.

  37. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by metlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone who says that they can't see any ethical issues with this is lying.

    I cannot understand why you have to paint everyone with your ethical and moral brush.

    Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?

    Yes? What's wrong in this - if anything, it will help us create human organs that may prolong our lifespans.

    If you are that concerned, remember that nature in and of itself has done these things in the course of evolution. And you're probably killing life everyday by consuming plants and animals.

    This is no different. You're playing nature and the moral issues associated with it are no different.

    If by any chance the chimeras do end up being sentient, we'll find a way of getting rid of that sentience and using them.

    *shrug*

  38. The best thing for neuroscience by Teclis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A mouse or rat with a human brain would be a gold pot for research. Today, Neuroscientists are studying brain stroke by causing them in mice and watching how the brain responds. Studying plasticity and treatment techniques. Unfortunately, we don't want to cause a stroke in a test subject that is human just to study stroke.

    Testing in animals is just an approximation to the human brain. Although a very good one. An animal such as this with human cells would optimal to study the effects of drugs, addiction, stroke, brain trauma, virtually any ailment that affects the human brain.

    Are we killing people? no! These are mice and rats that we've been euthanising for a long time. They will not be intelligent, they will likely not function as well as normal mice (instincts and such would likely be absent). I think they would most likely be empty shells that have to be fed and watered to keep alive so that a few months down the road, we can use them to find a cure to stroke.

    P.S. Note, this is my normal sig. I did not change it for this post. I think it fits well!

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  39. You Say by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say to Moreau,
    You say Tomorrow!
    Let's call th ewhole thing off...

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  40. Gives new meaning... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to the age-old question:

    "Are we mice, or are we men?"

  41. Re:Moral consistency by Txiasaeia · · Score: 4, Funny
    " I would rate the adult cow higher on the sentience scale than a mouse with an uneducated human brain."

    Spoken like a true city folk. Ever been on a farm? Ever heard of the phrase "cow tipping?" Ever actually *seen* a cow? Of all the farm animals you could have chosen, you picked the slowest, dumbest, most sedentary creature of them all. And I'm including hen's eggs. Mice *sperm* are farther up the sentience scale than cows, my friend.

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  42. My two cents. by guardianfox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had to make all the choices for everyone in the biotechnology field... I'd make it my first order of business to find someone else to do the job instead. There's a lot of tough decisions and strange new ethical questions on the horizon and I do not have any good answers.

    That said, looking back on it a hundred years from now, we'll probably be wondering what all the fuss was about. Maybe our great great grandchildren will experience life-spans well into the three-digit range and enhanced senses and abilities. Perhaps in the future they would not bat an eye at producing animals full of human organs for use in transplants. Heck, perhaps our great great grandchildren will be given pets with enhancements such as a life-span matching that of it's owner or the ability to help with homework (rather than eat it).

    The mouse with a "human" brain? I doubt you'll have to worry about Pinky and The Brain becoming a reality show. Though it might have human brain tissues, and it might even produce a similar brain structure to that found in humans... such a creature could not think the same way us humans do. To make the point I'll totally disregard the fact that our brains just wont fit into that creature. Even if you could build a mouse with an exact replica of a human brain, it's body is different and therefore it's perception of the world changes.

    Where do we draw the line? I personally feel that, for most things, lines should be drawn in hind-sight. A lot of the things we are afraid of could be possible... but they might not be all bad either. So some fool doctor on an island creates a bunch of chimeric monstrosities with qualities similar to both humans and the animals they came from... are they happy? No? Well, maybe there's one line. But remember, that was a movie, and not real life. The story could play out differently with just a few tweaks. When we actually do that in reality, then we should decide.

    Not that it hurts to be cautious, but I personally wouldn't care if my bacon contained human genes because the pig was designed in a lab to provide both food and viable organs for human patients. It's the sum of all our genes that makes us human. I'd be concerned if the pig was also given an intelect, hands, and whipped into slavery... but that's all far from what we see here now.

    Caution, but don't judge what's wrong or right until it has actually been done. We need to understand genetics. If not for any reason other than to understand ourselves.

  43. jobs by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Funny

    No they wouldn't! They'd get jobs living on a giant computer designed to find out the Question of life the universe and everything.

    Maybe by next week they'd figure out what colour the "Wheel" should be.

  44. DNA isn't sacred by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    First of all, I hope everyone who uses the phrase "ethical issues" without actually saying what they're talking about, gets modded down to -2. Empty words belie empty thoughts. If you actually have something to say, then say it.

    Now on to the business.

    Creating chimeras, she said, by mixing human and animal gametes (sperms and eggs) or transferring reproductive cells, diminishes human dignity.

    "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected," said Cohen, who is also the senior research fellow at Georgetown University's Kennedy Institute of Ethics in Washington, D.C.

    Once again, it comes down to the old question: just what is it about a person, that we value to such an extent that we say it has rights?

    If you answer that it has something to do with chromosomes or DNA, then I'm really disappointed. If you're approaching philosophy from the molecular level, you are out on the fringes. I don't give a were-rat's ass if someone programs a chile to produce some protein that I'm not getting/making enough of. But fine, go ahead and try to make a case for why some molecules are sacred and some aren't. At worst, you'll be boring and at best you'll amuse.

    For the mystics, it's easy: just ask if the chimera has a soul. Since you don't have any real way of determining that other than dogma, you'll just make up an answer that you can't defend. But your answer can't be attacked, either, so you'll come off looking better than the human-DNA-is-special wackos. (But remember this: just because people aren't arguing with you, doesn't mean they take you seriously. They just don't see the point.)

    I know what I value in a person. It doesn't have a damned thing to do with sperm and eggs, or DNA at all. In fact, not all people have what I value; some choose to opt out of civilization. Sit down and make yourself comfy in that electric chair, Ted Bundy. I even pay taxes for the military, with the understanding that I want them to kill people under certain circumstances.

    Human behavior itself can cross the line, and you're worried about chemistry?!

    If people can cross the line from this side, maybe they can come over from the other side too. I welcome this Frankenstein stuff, just like I welcome AI and little green men from outer space. I'll make up my mind about the "monster" when I meet him.

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  45. This is just wrong..... by james_in_denver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is the moral and ethical difference between creating something "less than human" and taking a human and just "pithing" them.

    I'm not a religous zealot, but it just seems wrong to me that we are "re-defining" what our humanity means.

    This is a VERY slippery slope. I don't think that we should even set foot on it.

    We are not God.

    1. Re:This is just wrong..... by bani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      around the turn of the century, scientists had to fight the public notion that vaccination was "immoral" or "unethical".

      arguments like, vaccination trivializes humanity, vaccination defies the will of god, vaccination contaminates your body with (xyz animal), etc.

      your argument has a rather 1800s ring to it.

  46. Holy non-appreciation, Batman! by superyooser · · Score: 2, Funny
    We're just a little bit smarter and better at making and using tools

    No kidding. The non-human animals have yet to break 850 on the SAT, so they're stuck in low-paying blue collar jobs. The dolphins have made abacuses out of shells and driftwood, but I'll be impressed when they implement function keys.

    Anyway, I gotta go now. I have a chimp friend who's getting married at a church downtown. His mom was going to make him one of those fancy, three-level wedding cakes like humans have. However, she wasn't quite smart enough to do it, so it ended up as a big heap of cake. Then she flung handfuls of icing at it. I think she's upset because of the recent stock market decline. Chiquita and Dole took a hit.

  47. Nothing new... by Eminence · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing really new here, but it explains some phenomena - now I'll now that some politicians are clearly a result of a human-mice brain experiment which went bad...

  48. Faith comes from within, not from without. by Photo_Nut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?

    Yes? What's wrong in this - if anything, it will help us create human organs that may prolong our lifespans.

    I don't have any problem with this, either, but I'd like to take this thread on a slightly different tack. Maybe you have problems with it, and maybe you don't.

    If you are that concerned, remember that nature in and of itself has done these things in the course of evolution. And you're probably killing life everyday by consuming plants and animals.

    And most likely, you're consuming genetically engineered plants and animals with added Vitamin C, and lest we forget the Caffeine and other drugs you take to make your head hurt a little less! Science is impacting your life. It's altering your brain, and changing how long you live.

    This is no different. You're playing nature and the moral issues associated with it are no different.

    Well, moral issues such as killing human embryos are different. The question that many people get stuck on is: At what point does the human embryo get a soul? Does it happen before it shows up on the ultrasound machine? How about after it's born? At what point does our society recognize life as human. If Chimeras are an abomination to our society, and some are released into the wild and brought to light, then do they have legal rights as humans do? Can they keep the fact that they are different hidden, or does it matter? Dogs and Cats have certain rights as protected by the ASPCA, but humans have lots more rights.

    Furthermore, I challenge that "all men are created equal". I think that I'm smarter than most men, and I am not as athletic. I think that I'm quite creative compared to the average human, but I'm not as well read. My point is that we aren't equal, and we most certainly weren't created equal. I'm more prone to several kinds of diseases genetically than other people are. I happen to have blood which makes me a universal donor.

    If by any chance the chimeras do end up being sentient, we'll find a way of getting rid of that sentience and using them.

    I'd much rather hope that we introduce them into society. Just think about how much better off we would be as a "species" if we could engineer our way around the hurdles we are faced with? What if we could engineer a breed of humans with brains 10% larger and redundant organs? What about having organs that could grow back if removed? It would be nice to be able to get a heart transplant from a human with an extra working heart that would grow back after you removed one. What if brain size wasn't the most important factor to intelligence. What if we could build computers interfaces into humans. Imagine being born with computer implants in your brain that as you grew enhanced your ability to grow and understand the world around you. Imagine how your brain might form differently, and how you would be able to communicate and function if your brain patterns could wirelessly connect with other people and computers on the internet.

    Now, the definition of species has much to do with being able to successfully reproduce, but I don't think that it would be so bad if we created species which we were genetically incompatible with that were superior in some ways (maybe even all ways). Unless they bred faster than we did, or a plague impacting only our species happened, there would be a mixed population of sentient species of humans and others. Who says that our 100% pure human children are the best evolved? Why not let our science help create more evolved humans. Over time, humanity will be better equipped to survive in the situations we will live in.

    How about we make humans with two heads! Two heads are better than one. I'd love to get my head transplanted onto a body which would outlast my own... Just think about all the poorer people looking for

  49. Not hybrids by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, I have to remind all of you (and especially to the obviously mentally deficient authors of the article) that chimeras are not hybrids because they do not have a combined DNA, and therefore can not produce offsprings that inherit their traits.

    Second, I really don't see what the problem is. Anyone wants to write an angry email to the Pope about the possibility of keeping human organs in glass jars? No? What about metal jars? Plastic? Quartz?

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  50. Re:Moral consistency by dcw3 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ever heard of the phrase "cow tipping?

    Ever done it? I'd bet a bundle you haven't! For those who believe this bullshit (pun intended), take a look at:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

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  51. Re:This is why God made "The Flood" by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What Chimeras? And what is wrong with Chimeras? You got somthing against Chimeras? They aint good enough for you? They can't get on your fancy little boat.

    More proof: Noah was a Nazi.

  52. er, right. not wrong. by bani · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the link you posted was brain to body weight ratios, which is completely irrelevant to the discussion.

    the parent poster was 100% correct. humans do have much brains several thousand times larger than mice, and human brain cells would not be optimal for living as a mouse.

    increase the mouse's brain size several thousand times, then there might be an issue with mouse sentience.

    it's rather unlikely you're going to get anything approaching sentience from 0.4 grams of brain cells.

  53. legality and ethics by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Might as well start arguing that a blastocyst is fully human. OK, if THAT is fully human, then why is an adult-derived stem cell not?"

    Because an adult-derived stemcell on itself can't grow into a baby? Ah yes, but maybe you don't consider it as 'fully'? After all, one could also argument that an 22 weeks old embryo isn't 'fully human', or a 9 months old one, or even a baby for that matter.

    The fact is, the line you draw between 'fully human' or 'partly human' or 'not human' (especially now with the chimeras) is completely arbitrary. So yes, it could be argumented that a blastocyst is human. As for the 'fully'...well, why should it be fully? And what is to considered fully? Physically, only adults are fully developed humans, and mentaly, one could argue that mentally handicapt people aren't 'fully' humans; a concept the Nazi's had agreed on, for instance.

    The problem with 'fully human' is that it is decided by another human, and one can wonder if that one is fully human in the first place.

    For me, it's enough that it is human, to raise ethical questions. It doesn't have to be 'fully', because then I ask myself the question who's going to decide whether it is or not, and why their view on things would be more right then that of mine. Since it's completely arbitrary, I don't think this can be done.

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  54. To boldly go where no one has gone before... by Pragnya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Much of the argument against such research seems to be along the lines of "this is dangerous waters", or "you're trying to play God", or, to quote from the article, "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected," said Cohen One could view this "issue" in the same way Galileo saw the universe out there in his social context. That the earth was not the centre of the universe was unacceptable back then. Fast forward to now, such research simply challenges the "Man is the centre of the universe" postulate. What ego!

  55. Re:Moral consistency by Kiffer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm probably anthropomorphising a bit much here,


    Never worry about anthropomorphising a little...
    yes ... cows get happy when they eat nice food. cats get happy when you pet them. mice get depressed, and can feel pain.

    When I see a scientist who says animals dont have emotions I get upset.
    We are animals, we have emotions that evolved over time ... at what point did they change from non-emotions to emotions?
    I remember seeing a studdy to see if mice felt pain... thats just dumb.

    I've seen people claim that pet animals dont have emotions, that they are just displaying emotion like states, as it increases the chance of putting food in their dishes, argh Idiots.

    These mice, with human type brains ... will they be smarter than normal mice? maybe ... will they be as smart as people. no.
    will they feel pain when you cut open their heads to see if they have wrinkly human like brains, yes, unless you give them painkillers...

    Lets pretend that we make some super mice.
    They have human type wrinkled brains, they are smarter than normal mice ... and can lets say learn to follow simple voice commands, count, do some very basic math.
    We know that normal mice have emotions, so these mice do too.
    at what point would you say these mice are smart enough to be given human rights?
    ok because of there size they'll never be as smart as us.
    but a larger animal might ...say if we make a super smart otter. as smart as a small child. selfaware. does that otter qualify for human rights? just animal rights? some where between? no rights because it was made in a lab by some one?

    If I have rights because I'm selfaware and human, but my otter friend does not because although he's as smart a small child he's not human what happens when we encounter / create
    some thing that is as smart as us?

    Take a look at the second artical on this page ... about wrinkled mouse brains
    http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/200211 16/bob8. asp

    what a crazy waffly post ... any thing to avoid actual work.
    Kiffer.
  56. They already did this with mice and humans by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Some pharma company came up with mice which had the same type of blood cells as humans. Or something like that. They cost more than regular mice, but they were front page news, like eight years ago or so. They were patented and all that.

    Who the heck cares?

    Every time you pick a mate, you're messing with DNA.

    Well, actually. . , the problem is that the control belongs to soulless corps. How long until they start breeding dumber humans with a gene which makes people reflexively want to Buy Useless Crap. Or react poorly to non-GM foods. Or work smarter with fewer complaints. Oh, the list is endless in a lame sci-fi kind of way.

    The comforting thing is that they never paid much attention to anything but the most trivial 'augmented soldier' nonsense on Star Trek, which leads me to think that it's probably not much of a problem we'll be needing to make any choices about in our current reality. There's not really enough time left to worry about this kind of thing. --The damage was done back when humans were first written. (Clever adjustments were made, such as linking sexual pleasure to violence, and activating the capacity for a strong sense of jealousy. Among other things.)


    -FL

  57. Give me a LIGER by adamUndefined · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget all this chimera stuff. I want a liger. They are only the coolest animal ever. GOSH!

  58. a luddit anti-tech position by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    heh...well, despite being a slashdotter (in some sense, at least), I'm actually pro-tech. And yet, I do think there are ethical issues here. A voice of reason is all very well, and I think a lot of people lack that, but it doesn't mean you have to agree with everything that science does. Science, after all, is done by scientists, and scientists are only humans too. Being inhumane is part of the human nature (even though it sounds contradictory).

    I hate it likewise, that anyone argumenting against some scientific development or research is portrayed as being 'anti-tech', or some sort of zealot. I, for instance, I'm very much pro science, more so then the joe doe on the street, I believe. I'm neither a green animal/tree-hugger nor a christian catholic (well, exept by birth, but I hadn't anything of a say in that). I consider myself to be an agnostic.

    Yet, I do think that some experiments where there is a melting of humans and animals should be severely controlled, restricted, and in some cases, forbidden, indeed. This has a very clear (and rational, btw) reason: if you start with the premise that humans can't be experimented on (because it is unethical), not even to advance science, then the melting of animals and humans obviously cause problems. Namely, when does it remain animal, and when does it become human?

    Where ever one draws the line, it is clear that there is such a line, and it is also clear that that line is fully arbitrary. I would say that any chimera experiments might produce something that could be considered, at least partly, human. And are we going to allow human experiments, even if they have animal genes in them? I would say no.

    Then again, we already experiment on human embryos as well, so clearly the line IS arbitrary. However, rest assured I consider that ethical burdersome too, and I think if one wants to stay consistent, one should forbid that too.

    Consistency is a nice thing. ;-)

    I do not develop my view out of a zealot-green or catholic beliefsystem, but rather on a basic premise and rational thinking. Somehow, this seems implausable to other people proclaiming to be progressive or scientifically minded (which I consider myself to belong too). Progress is good, but not to all costs, and I do think sometimes the price can be too high. And let's face it, in reality, in science, there is often more then one way to get the same useful data. The matter of fact is, scientists, being human, often do unethical things (sometimes downright illegal things) to cut corners or because it is more easy, not because it's the only way in the universe to proceed and progress.

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  59. Eh, Um, Excuse me, .. by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but aren't humans already animals ?

  60. "sophisticated new computer models" by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There are other ways to advance medicine and human health besides going out into the strange, brave new world of chimeric animals," Rifkin said, adding that sophisticated computer models can substitute for experimentation on live animals."

    Unless there have been huge leaps in our understanding of biology and chemistry, as well as huge advances in mathematics and computer science and increases in computer manufacturing technology-that I am not aware of, this last statement is most certainly not true. If a computer model could replace animal testing, it would be done. Do people just think that scientists enjoy torturing innocent animals"

    Honestly, the absurdity of this argument is appalling. There are two alternatives to animal testing, human testing and no testing.

  61. OT: In response to your sig… by Compact+Dick · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I offer you the following corrections:

    I don't think any concious person...

    Conscious.

    ...extremely causious with such experiments

    Cautious.

    ...both of nature and eachother

    Each other.

    Your willingness to learn is impressive, as is your current grasp of English. Keep up the good work.

    Cheers,
    CD

  62. or is it? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "That's because there are a number of people on slashdot that don't really understand science or its underpinnings."

    Or, maybe, they do understand, but they do not agree?

    As I have said before, I dislike this kind of 'if you're not for science, you're against it' mentality. It sounds Bushy to me. I have made several posts in this thread why I still think there are ethical issues, and that some of this (chimera) research should be forbidden. It has *nothing* to do with being anti-science or being non-rational. In fact, you would be hardpressed to find a regular reply/poster to me that would claim I'm not a staunch fan of using rational and logic reasoning. Ask Halo1 if you have any doubts ;-).

    Yet, I do not agree with a laissez-faire viewpoint, just because it advances science, for the reasons I mentionned in my other posts. I find it hugely disturbing that anyone that opposes some form(s) of scientific research would be deemed irrational, just because he does so. Since when did scientific progress became the new dogmatic principle? *That* is quite unscientific, actually.

    " Sure, they can plug a CPU into a motherboard, install a service pack, perhaps even a linux distro. But they're incapable of critical thought (especially reflective critical thought, but that's another story), and have difficulty applying reason or logic."

    What I said above: your conclusion (or at least insinuatuion) that because someone is not for it, he is incapable of critical thought and has difficulty applying reason or logic, is premature at best, and flawed at worst. It is just because I think in a critical and rational way (and consistent), that I DO see (ethical) problems, and that I DO think some forms of research should be forbidden.

    "Engineers with rigorous formal training are usually the first to admit that they are not scientists. Engineers with sloppy minds and little formal training think they know it all, or think that what they know in one area is easily transfered to another completely different area."

    I must confess I usually think I know it all. ;-)

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  63. If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by kahei · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...you would have noticed that dumb as they are, cows are still vastly more intelligent than most other food animals. Compared to sheep, cows are geniuses standing around in their fields discussing quantum physics and Sartre.

    Cows can learn to open doors -- no mean feat for an animal that has evolved with no concept at all of manipulating objects (cf dogs which naturally carry stuff) and has then been bred purely for food for a few centuries. Cows can plot a path home from today's field to the shed -- sheep will just stand there and die of cold. Cows can actually learn not to eat poisonous things, which makes them Einsteins among farm animals (horse owners will know what I mean here).

    I'd say the only creatures on the farm smarter than cows are the dogs, the pigs, and mayyyybe the cats.

    And maybe the people.

    Although not in every case.

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  64. In other news... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientists attempted to make a pig-elephant chimera, only to find that pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.

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  65. Cross-Breeding Humans by TrueJim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Horses and donkeys, of course, can cross-breed to create mules. I recall from one college class (physical anthropology) a discussion about the fact that, in principle, humans and chimps could also cross-breed, though of course the offspring would (like a mule) be sterile. As discussed here: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=152885 2&lastnode_id=1694132 the number of chromosomes don't necessarily need to be the same, as long as the chromosomes are "homologous" and the male has the fewer number of chromosomes. So in theory we could make a human chimera via simple cross-breeding.

    From the "everything2.com" article referenced above:

    "liger = male lion + female tiger
    tigon or tiglon = male tiger + female lion

    mule = male donkey + female horse
    hinny = male horse + female donkey (jenny)

    zorse = zebra + horse
    zonkey or zebrass = zebra + donkey (ass)
    cama = camel + llama
    catalo or beefalo = buffalo + cattle
    yakalo = yak + buffalo
    wholphin = whale + dolphin (specifically a false killer whale and a bottlenose dolphin)

    Toast of Botswana = goat + sheep
    Obviously this deserves some clarification. While a sheep can be impregnated by a goat, the kid/lamb is always stillborn... except in one case in the early 1990s. This animal was nicknamed the Toast of Botswana. Since it was the only one ever known to have lived, no other name has been given to a goat/sheep combination."

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  66. are you sure about that? by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i think someone's been watching too much Full Metal Alchemist...

  67. Blurring the line by foolip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article is very interesting from an animal animal liberation/animal rights point of view. Some of the arguments made on both sides are pretty weak:

    But creating human-animal chimeras [...] has raised troubling questions: What new subhuman combination should be produced and for what purpose? At what point would it be considered human? And what rights, if any, should it have?

    The assumption seems to be that if we are able to decide when a chimera becomes human, we have solved part of the issue. Why would knowing that an organism is human make a moral difference? If something is genetically human or not does not make a morally relevany difference unless you take a speciecist position claiming that species membership is morally relevant in itself. No defense of that position has to my knowledge been presented.

    Also, it is difficult to see how there can be any new questions of rights since the genetic make-up of an individual is not what grants (or should grant) moral rights in the first place.

    Biotechnology activist Jeremy Rifkin is opposed to crossing species boundaries, because he believes animals have the right to exist without being tampered with or crossed with another species.

    He concedes that these studies would lead to some medical breakthroughs. Still, they should not be done.

    The problem with any theory of rights is that it does not take into the consideration the consequences of an action beyond which rights are violated, in this case Rifkin claims that it doesn't matter what medical breakthroughs will result, it is still wrong to cross species boundaries. How does this make sense?

    It is also interesting that he believes that animals have the rights not to be crossed with other species -- but who's rights are being violated when that is done? Unless the stem cells being tampered with have rights (how could this possibly be?) it must be the rights of the fully developed chimera which is constantly violated, since it is a cross of different species. But unless the chimera is in some way hurt by being the crossing of two species, what reasonable ground can there be for claiming that its rights are violated anymore than the rights of the mule -- the mixing of a horse and a donkey? Does the fact that humans have deliberately created a new genetic make-up make a moral difference? Why?

    Last year Canada passed the Assisted Human Reproduction Act, which bans chimeras. Specifically, it prohibits transferring a nonhuman cell into a human embryo and putting human cells into a nonhuman embryo.

    The Act bans chimeras only when one party is genetically human. How can this be justified? This is a law, and does not carry any ethical/moral weight, but what possible arguments could lay behind the law? Cynthia Cohen gives us an answer:

    Creating chimeras, she said, by mixing human and animal gametes (sperms and eggs) or transferring reproductive cells, diminishes human dignity.

    "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected"

    "Human dignity", a fancy phrase that sound nice, but is devoid of any meaning. It is the last resort when arguments from a factual basis fail, or maybe a reflection of religious beliefs. She puts it pretty clearly when implying that it would be wrong to "deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected". This should be denied, vigorously, as it is the basis of much unjustified oppression of non-human animals. Until it is shown what characteristic of humans are "distinctive and valuable" that exists in all humans and does not exist in any non-human animals, there is no merit to the idea of a special human dignity. It is nothing more than poorly masked discrimination on the sole basis of species membership, something which holds

  68. Of Mice and Men by GatesGhost · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean the next stuart little or scooby doo movie is going to be live action?

  69. Dying of cancer diminishes dignity! by mi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Creating chimeras, she said, by mixing human and animal gametes (sperms and eggs) or transferring reproductive cells, diminishes human dignity.
    Dying from a predictable, slowly onsetting, and yet uncurable decease is a lot more diminishing to human dignity. Both to the dying and to the rest of humanity. If these experiments have a chance to help create new therapies -- WELCOME THEM!
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  70. Cogito, Ergo... by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    look for traces of human cognitive behavior.

    It wouldn't surprise if sometime in the future that more sophisticated means are developed to communicate with the brain more directly, kind of like an EEG on steriods.

    When that happens, probably we'll discover a couple of things that will make people uncomfortable and have to rethink their ethical positions. We may discover human fetuses (simmering pro-choice, pro-life abortion debate) capable of more cognitive ability and we may discover animals (you know, the kind we eat for food) are also capable of thoughts, feelings, communication.

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    1. Re:Cogito, Ergo... by |/|/||| · · Score: 2, Insightful
      (2a) is undecidable, as the invokation of the supernatural in (2) puts (2a) outside the realm of what can be studied by humans.

      In response to (1), the reason it matters is that humans, although merely emergent phenomena in this world made up of atoms, behave cooperatively (sometimes) to ensure their own survival. Human morals and the structures of human societies are not random, they exist because they are what make humans successful.

      Of course, it only "matters" from a human perspective - but here we are.

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  71. Uplift War by LaoTzePhuuk · · Score: 2, Informative
  72. It's all subjective. by Gondola · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ethics is a subject that by its very nature is open to individual interpretation. The "mob" decides what is acceptable by objecting en masse or not objecting strongly enough. Whatever can be done without a public outcry will usually be done. Science is very political.

    Now, above and beyond the general public, there is the scientific community. They are comprised of the same people as "the mob" but they are *on the average* more sophisticated and educated about the alternatives and professional ethics in their fields.

    Religious folks who believe in a God that created people and sets them apart from animals think that there is something sacred about humanity.

    Non-relgious folks don't think there is anything better than the Greater Good and Individual Rights, although these two things are at odds with each other. (I am capitalizing these ideas to illustrate that I am discussing the grand idealized versions of these concepts.)

    For example, if you could take 100 people and experiment on them and cure cancer, would you do it? Pure logic says that over time you will save millions of lives. Aren't the lives of millions worth the lives of 100? Surely this is for the best. The rights of the individual, however, is part of our self preservation, and speaks up and says, "Hey, every person has the right to live and not be harmed by others as long as he has not harmed others."

    Aside from these basic ethical points, everything else is a subjective mess. Should animals be tortured by excruciating experiments that could save lives? Should human cells be mixed with animal cells? There is no right anwer to these questions because there are no absolutes in Ethics. The only concrete thing you can point to with Ethics is the "greater good." Anything else is soap opera drama.

    I'm not saying that we should start imprisoning people and doing mass unrestricted testing; far from it -- I personally believe strongly in individual freedom. I'm saying that no matter what your arguments, there'll be holes in it because it's about Feelings, not logic.

    But, I'm just pointing out that 99.9% of the drivel posted in this forum is subjective bullshit that can be argued for a thousand years with no final arbiter in sight.

    Oh, there are a few good points in among the crap here. The person who suggested that chimera could pose a threat by becoming a bridge vector for animal diseases to the human body. Excellent point.

    The opposite side of that coin should be considered as well. If pigs get some extremely virulent disease and we have hogocide, we could lose out on some tasty BLTs in the future. It reduces our menu options, and we lose species variety in our biosphere, both obviously negative factors regardless of ethics.

  73. Cool! Now they can cast Pinky and the Brain! by kpogoda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes.......Pinky............... I wonder if the mice would try to dominate the world?

  74. Pinky and the BRAIN! by vivin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Later this year he may conduct another experiment where the mice have 100 percent human brains. This would be done, he said, by injecting human neurons into the brains of embryonic mice

    Who can say Pinky and the Brain?!?!

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  75. Alien movies by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This whole thing reminds me of that disturbing scene in one of the Alien movies where Ripley entered a room with "failed hybrids" that were being kept alive (and suffering) for some reason.

    This area of research just opens up a million more questions than it answers...

  76. Re:Eh..? by manJerk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    wait a min here... lest we forget that humans are animals. so, they are cross breeding animals with animals... thats unheard of! just a bad way of wording things.

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  77. For Sale by Hwyman · · Score: 2, Funny

    For sale...mace (+1 against chimeras). Barely used. Cheap!

  78. Dissapointment by Rares+Marian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What kin of geeks are you people?

    Everyone mentions Pinky and the Brain. No one mentions the rats of NIMH.

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    1. Re:Dissapointment by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And not that silly Disney movie either. The original book.

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  79. My ranking of farm animal smarts. by chadjg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. The Cat (Caesar)
    Generally cat-like, and hence was pretty much above the rest of the world. Beat the crap out of the dog on a regular basis.

    2. My brother.
    Generally pretty smart except when he trained one of the sheep to charge everything and then wondered why he had to do all the barnyard chores until that psychotic ram went to slaughter.

    3. The dog.
    Our sheltie pretty much did what it wanted to all day, pushed all the other animals around at will and generally had a good time doing whatever came into it's brain that minute. The dog was enraged by squirrels and snakes and would lose all sense though.

    4. Goats
    They figure our doors, fences and pretty much do what they want. Not a lot scares them and they mostly ignore the dog.

    5. The Horse
    Actually rather smart. I trained it to come when called, work without harness or saddle and almost got it to sit on command (really! althouth this one pissed it off) The only problem is that horses are basically very, very blond. Anything and nothing can scare them into a high-speed witless panic. Horses get bored easily and can get cranky and neurotic.

    6. Ducks
    Bird brains, but they get along by themselves. They are not an active health hazard to themselves.

    7. Sheep & Chickens
    Both are high proof stupid. The chickens have an excuse. They, after all, can run around with most of their brains amputated, which is pretty much what they do with all their brains. We raised a few ducks with our chickens and they chics would follow the duck hatchlings into the watering trough and immediately sink to the bottom. A gu on Whidbey Island, in Washignton State, assembled a glock of chickens and kept htem with a dog and a certain type of hawk. The dog and the hawk would keep most of the other predators away and he let chickens breed and fend for themselves. Eventually he came up witha flock that would hide in tall weeds, watch out for the hawk, and generally survive without a lot of replacements and help. It took 20 years.

    Sheep should do better with their larger brains, but they don't. Sheep will pretty much kill themselves unless a human intervenes. One lamb tried to taste the flame of a blowtorch I was holding. Twice. When motivated, a herd of sheep can trample most things without a lot of trouble, but they never seem to learn to use this offensively. Really, if they had middle fingers, they could give it to the dog and go back to getting their heads stuck in the fence while trying to reach the grass on the other side. I hate sheep. If humans start getting sheep parts, the end of the world is about two hours away.

    8. Other
    We didn't raise cows, thank god. I think that some people think cows are stupid because they are big enough to sit there and look at you without giving a crap what you think. That and the regurgitating and re-chewing lunch makes people wonder. Pigs are supposd to be as smart as dogs, but I don't know. Geese are somewhat smarter than chickens and they're frickin' mean.

    I know this isn't prime geek material, but certainly the people doing this work realize these things and won't try to foist animal braisn on people. That would be unkind.

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