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  1. I found it months ago on Google Maps on NASA's Mars Polar Lander Found at Last? · · Score: 0, Funny

    google has become all powerful, all knowing.

  2. Sex is by far the greatest evolutionary adaptation on Top 10 Evolutionary Adaptations · · Score: 0

    A close second is the opposable thumb... for the same reason as the first one..

  3. OMFG! Sony IS the matrix! on Sony Patents Matrix-Like Game Technology · · Score: -1

    come on, 'cell' processors, neuronal interfaces, video games... whoa.

  4. You know whats not worth it? on Is Leasing Really Worth It? · · Score: -1

    writing on /. all the mods are cocksuckers. GO FUCK YOURSELVES. i need a -5 on this one. as johnny storm would say "FLAME ON!"

  5. Body movement controlling machines? on "Body Talk" Could Control Gadgets · · Score: 0, Funny

    I hope there's a led sign that flashes 'fuck you' when i flip my middle finger in my car so the other car can see it.

  6. A lot more than you dweebs! on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    apparently the /. mods dont get any in real life so they take it out on people like me by giving me bad karma. go ahead and chip away at the points, it only confirms my theory.

  7. WTF on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: -1

    has she even played it? until these people have played the game and conducted studies on its effects, they should shut the fuck up. video games dont make crazies, people make crazies.

  8. Too bad microsoft on South Korean Gov't. Advocates Linux · · Score: -1

    one of the most connected and tech savvy countries in the world using linux looks like another black eye for ms. maybe windows should go open source....LOLOLOL. ahhh, that was funny.

  9. Re:are they going to burn it down too? on The Great Library of Amazonia · · Score: -1, Troll

    /. mods can go ffuuuuuuuuuuck themselves with a plugged in waffle iron.

  10. are they going to burn it down too? on The Great Library of Amazonia · · Score: -1

    repeating history doesnt have to mean repeating the dumb parts too.

  11. cottages? on Inside Look at Pixar HQ · · Score: -1

    lucky bastards.

  12. Thats just a fire hazard waiting to happen on Wooden-Cased Computers, Small and Extra-Large · · Score: 0

    especially if its running a pentium. why not just make it out of match sticks? or dip it in lighter fluid?

  13. Holy crap! on Build Your Own Cell tower · · Score: 1, Funny

    think of the brain damage this could cause. it would be cool to answer the phone while im out. "hello" "hi" "can i come over?" "no, im not home" "but im calling your home number" "yup" "...so where are you?" "the next town over" "..."

  14. A related story on Students Do Better Without Computers · · Score: 1, Funny

    computer users also have a higher rate of chronic masturbation.

  15. now if the motion sensor worked with pr0n.. on PowerBook As A New Kind Of Human Interface Device · · Score: 0

    we'd have more people switching to apple. www.apple.com/switch/pr0n

  16. If movies have taught us anything... on How To Talk To Aliens · · Score: 0

    aliens are only interested in three things about humans: using our bodies as hosts for their parasitic drones, our heads as trophies, and our earth girls cause they're easy.

  17. great idea on Google's Library Up and Running · · Score: 0

    all the books, none of the "shhhh". plus, you can surf for pr0n, unlike in a regular library.

  18. Wait, its NOT free? on Inside the Free iPod Offer · · Score: 2, Funny

    and i suppose you'll also be saying those penis pills are a scam too...

  19. How about releasing a new movie george? on Lucas To Redo Star Wars In 3-D · · Score: 0

    instead of rehashing old ones over and over again? (watches episode I and II) on second thought, just keep releasing the old ones and never make another movie again.

  20. Since when was /. run by meatheads? on Juiced · · Score: -1, Troll

    noone cares if these clowns suck horse steroids from each others asses. we just want them to entertain us, like clowns. really really overpaid clowns with huge artificial muscles that can hit balls 500 ft. only morons really give a rats ass about pro sports. next time publish a book review about something important.

  21. Re:I have a feeling this is on MIT Urges Brazilian Government to Use Linux · · Score: 0

    hey, fuck you mod for the -1! it could be.

  22. I have a feeling this is on MIT Urges Brazilian Government to Use Linux · · Score: -1

    part of a large scale mit hack

  23. Either way im going to have to rearchive my porn on Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD · · Score: 0

    reburning all of it so it takes up less space is going to take a looooong time for me....

  24. Science imitating science fiction on Lab-Made Fireball May Be a Black Hole · · Score: 0

    its like they WANT to destroy the world.

  25. In related news on Wisconsin Governor Proposing Tax On Downloads · · Score: 0

    hackers destroyed the governors computer.