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Hitchhiker's Guide Quandary Phase Starts May 3rd

MilenCent writes "Time to grab your towels once again! BBC Radio 4 is set to begin the Quandary Phase (that is, the fourth) of the radio version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on May 3, covering the events of So Long And Thanks For All The Fish. Once again you'll be able to listen to it on the web from Radio 4's site. There's a production diary on BBC Radio 4's website that discusses the Quandary and Quintessential Phases, which will each be four episodes and will deviate further from the books than the Tertiary Phase did (it may not end the same way it did in Mostly Harmless), as well as tie up loose ends from the first two phases. In other news, their illustrated version of the Hitchhiker's text game won a BAFTA! They also have an interview with the game's co-creator, Steve Meretzky, who also created Planetfall."

166 comments

  1. -1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or did the Hitchhiker sequels seem redundant and boring. I mean the humor was funny the first time around, but then it just got old and repetative.

    1. Re:-1 Troll by Trespass · · Score: 0

      It's a lot like Vonnegut, but cuter. Dunno, I used to love them because all my friends did.

    2. Re:-1 Troll by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Is that -1 Troll a preemtive mod to yourself, or a mod to Hitchhiker series?

    3. Re:-1 Troll by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny
      Is it just me, or did the Hitchhiker sequels seem redundant and boring. I mean the humor was funny the first time around, but then it just got old and repetative.

      Your brilliant failure to use a question mark, inability to punctuate the colloquialism "I mean" appropriately, and decision to misspell "repetitive" belie a deeper appreciation for the English language than the average Hitchhiker's Guide fan possesses. Maybe that's why you didn't like the sequels.

    4. Re:-1 Troll by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I have just had the strongest sense of deja-vu when reading that comment...

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    5. Re:-1 Troll by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I have to say that I think the last radio series was very disappointing. It demonstrated Adam's genius in knowing how to craft an excellent radio series and how to craft an excellent book and knowing the difference between the two media.

      The Tertiary phase simply didn't work as good radio for me, compared to the original series. The narrative didn't carry me along, the writing lacked the great 'radio moments' that the original had.

      Sad.

    6. Re:-1 Troll by Angry+Toad · · Score: 1


      Actually I kind of agree with you - the first two books were great (I read them when they first came out). The third book was, if anything, a better singular novel than either of the other two.

      The fourth book was okay at best, and really the less said about the fifth book the better.

      Adams gets a free pass for his extreme cleverness in the first three books, but apart from that he was never a great writer.

    7. Re:-1 Troll by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, someone needs to understand the difference between an opinion that they disagree with and a Troll. Did you really think that the Tertiary Phase was as good radio as Series 1 and 2?

      If so, Belgium man, Belgium!

  2. British radio stirkes again by Winckle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is worth my licence fee alone. fortuntely I also get 5 TV channels, 2 news channels, and more radio channels than I can count. Anyone who says commercial radio is better is just plain wrong.

    1. Re:British radio stirkes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just curious, how much is the licence?

    2. Re:British radio stirkes again by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 1

      120 Pounds Sterling a year, which is, well, it was US$180, about a year ago, but then the US Dollar went into free-fall and it's now about US$220, and will probably hit US$300 quite soon...

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    3. Re:British radio stirkes again by squarooticus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I prefer the situation in the States, in which I can choose to pay or not for programming depending on whether I want to watch it or not. Sometimes the payment is direct (e.g., HBO) and sometimes it's indirect (commercial advertising), but the key to me is choice.

      I don't like these all-or-nothing deals that charge me a flat rate when I want only a tiny fraction of what is offered. I mean, $300 is a year of NFL Sunday Ticket on DirecTV, a much greater volume (let alone percentage) of the programming of which I will enjoy than the BBC's offerings.

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    4. Re:British radio stirkes again by Moofie · · Score: 1

      In principle, you're right. In practice, you get Desperate Housewives.

      I'd rather have BBC. I'd be DELIGHTED to pay the license fee and get that, instead of the crapfest that is American cable TV.

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    5. Re:British radio stirkes again by squarooticus · · Score: 1

      HBO and Showtime have plenty of quality programming. So do many cable channels. Yeah, the networks mostly suck, but even they have some good programming along with a lot of bad stuff. But the point is that I don't have to pay for it if I don't want to patronize their advertisers.

      FWIW, Monty Python's Flying Circus sucks. I've never liked it, and I'm glad I never had to pay for it. Mandatory fees bad; choice good.

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    6. Re:British radio stirkes again by AVIDJockey · · Score: 1

      Unless you stick with OTA television, we ARE forced to take the all-or-nothing deals that you despise.

      I would choose to not have to pay for the Golf Channel, yet Comcast forces me to.

    7. Re:British radio stirkes again by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't like the programming on HBO and Showtime. I like the programming on BBC. The market serves you, and probably the majority of the American audience. I think that's great! More power to them. However, the market does not serve me. I don't have a "choice", as you say. I wish to choose "Not HBO, not Showtime, BBC!" but I can't.

      Just because you don't like it doesn't mean I shouldn't. See?

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    8. Re:British radio stirkes again by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      I thought it was still £110 pounds. Technically Radio is 'free'. If you don't own a TV licence they won't require you buy a licence just because you are listening on a radio.

    9. Re:British radio stirkes again by datajack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not .. quote .. like that.

      The problem with advertising based revenue, or 'subscriber-choice' based revenue is simple .. everything revolves around the numbers.
      The 'experts' can happily say that show a will attract x million viewers because it fits into the same mould as another show that got a similar number of viewers, whereas with show b - which is a completely original affair, or a departure from the current norm - they have no idea, no frame of reference to say that it is going to make so many millions in revenue. Most companies will therefore stick with the same-old same-old tried and tested variants of Big Brother.
      Organisations like the BBC have extra freedom to experiment somewhat, and therefore do a lot of quality non-mainstream programmes (I presume that many of the ones I don't like have a quality an purity of their own) including a hell of a lot of excellent stuff that would very rarely even be attempted elsewhere - things like Monty Python, Dr. Who, Neverwhere, HHGTTG, Hustle, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Little Britain to name but a few. They are encouraged to 'push the envelope' rather than chase ratings.
      Sure, there are some notable experiments in the ratings sector (Ultraviolet, 24 and BSG spring to mind), but these are relatively few and far between in comparison to the BBC's gems.

      I'm happy to shell out my hard-earned for a situation that engenders creative programming.

    10. Re:British radio stirkes again by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      "I don't have to pay for it if I don't want to patronize their advertisers." No BBC service has any advertisers so it's still different, isn't it? Or does HBO have no adverts also?

    11. Re:British radio stirkes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      24 (and I think UV) got shown on the bbc in the UK anyway...

      Honestly though, the BBC isn't that good. 98% of the programming is junk like the other channels, it's just slightly classier junk. And most of the best stuff (by which I mean animation and sci-fi) ends up on channel 4, which is commercial.
      It's all worth it for the commercially independent news though.

    12. Re:British radio stirkes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'experts' can happily say that show a will attract x million viewers because it fits into the same mould as another show that got a similar number of viewers, etc.

      It doesn't work quite that way and the experts aren't that stupid. First off, they don't have only the viewer data of previous shows to go by, they make these things called "pilots" and show them to focus groups, and use the group's reactions plus their own expert opinions to decide what shows get the nod.

      Second, even if you want to and have the expertise to identify them, it's not that easy to find high-quality creative shows. You can't just say "we tried very hard but we could only find 12 really good shows, so we won't be transmitting anything between 9pm and 11pm on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays."

      Third, it's not just the "experts" that continue to support sub-par shows. Look at the whole debacle with Star Trek Enterprise and its fans. Look at how many people go see Star Wars even though they were disappointed with the previous installments.

      Fourth, get off your high horse, stop blindly complaining about your scapegoats and worshiping your fantasy idols. The TV stations all have good and bad shows, all of them.

    13. Re:British radio stirkes again by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a non-Brit (Aussie) I have to say I've always had a high opinion of the BBC, which just seems to get better. OK influenced a bit by recent events.

      Last night I watched the second installment of the BBC series "Grumpy Old Men" gotta be the funniest documentary I have ever seen. Brilliant idea, well executed. And inspired by these "grumpy old men" of my gen I have decided to be a boring and obnoxious old fart and have my own rant!

      OK. Last Sunday here the ABC (Oz's weak but welcome clone of the BBC) screened the BBC production of Supervolcano ... which I have to say is the best disaster movie I have seen ... an eerie doco that looks more like a blockbuster with nice interviews interlaced into the story that reminds me of "The Third World War" some years back. In some ways the interviews are the most disturbing parts. Well acted too.

      I remember hearing the original HHGTTG series that was broadcast on double-J locally. The ABC mainstream stations wouldn't touch it, so they gave it to the rock station. Somehow appropriate. Nice to listen again online.mmmmmm

      Hmmph. Ranted out. BTW, agree about Utlraviolet, nice idea ... was too busy at the time to follow it but interesting ... a war between intelligence agencies and vampires treating them as spies.

      Time to go back to sleep ..............

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      Bitter and proud of it.
    14. Re:British radio stirkes again by beetlefeet · · Score: 1

      double-j? WTH? There are 3 J's!

    15. Re:British radio stirkes again by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Oh we still have choice in so much as there are the commercial channels that use advertising, the satelite and cable standard package channels, the premium channels and VOD.

      Having said that I subscribe to standard and premium channels on Sky's digital broadcasting and I still find that most of my viewing is of BBC produced content, either on the BBC channels or on the "UK" network.

      A tenner a month is damn good value for money for the ability to keep up to date via the BBC News website, listen to old radio shows via their internet site, watch informative TV programs, listen to current affairs and music whilst in the car, use their interactive services. All advertising free.

    16. Re:British radio stirkes again by araemo · · Score: 1

      HBO has no advertising except for other HBO shows.

      Even product placement is supposedly unpaid.

    17. Re:British radio stirkes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are four lights!

    18. Re:British radio stirkes again by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Kids these days! In my day we only had 2 J's and liked it!

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    19. Re:British radio stirkes again by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I like the programming on BBC.

      You like endless programmes about decorating, house buying, gardening and auctions? Not to mention mind-numbing soaps and crap like Doctor Who? And you like paying for all this against your will? What about the same-jokes-every-week Little Britain? What about paying for programmes then the BBC putting them on digital where you can't see them? Snooker anyone?

      It seems that these days all the best stuff is coming from America. A lot of people like Desperate Housewives, and that sort of thing would never happen in Britain. British soaps have a fascination with casting ugly people who can't act, at least in American soaps there's something to look at.

    20. Re:British radio stirkes again by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So you don't get to see the programs you want to see, and I don't get to see the programs I want to see. Neither market is being served. How is this good?

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    21. Re:British radio stirkes again by drsquare · · Score: 1

      things like Monty Python, Dr. Who, Neverwhere, HHGTTG, Hustle, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Little Britain to name but a few. They are encouraged to 'push the envelope' rather than chase ratings.
      Sure, there are some notable experiments in the ratings sector (Ultraviolet, 24 and BSG spring to mind), but these are relatively few and far between in comparison to the BBC's gems.


      You know, good programmes on the BBC are also few and far between. You make it seem that every other programme on the BBC is Blackadder or Red Dwarf. The BBC makes perhaps one good programme a year. And then there are only 6 episodes. You know that even the shitty Star Trek Enterprise thing that got cancelled had more episodes than the entirety of Red Dwarf? Even when the BBC find a decent programme you hardly get any of it. The Simpsons has what over 300 episodes compared to 24 for Blackadder? Granted most of those 300 are awful and the writers long ran out of ideas, but at least in America they get new things to watch whilst we're stuck watching Blackadder repeats.

      99% of the BBC is cooking, house-decorating, auctions, house-buying, soaps, reality TV and soaps. I'm still waiting for this years good programme. I know it's not Doctor Who, that thing's awful. Yeah it's aimed at the under 10s, but it's been marketed like this great new thing, and all you get is awful plots, crap dialogue, worse-than-bad acting and CGI that makes the new Star Wars thing look engaging. Hustle is completely unoriginal.

      My idea is that the licence fee is withheld and only given to programmes which can produce a good script up front and justify why they should get the money. Not a penny should go towards all that soap and reality TV crap that the BBC is so fascinated with. It's a travesty that we pay £120+ a year to the BBC and nearly all of it is unwatchable, whilst truly decent programmes like Red Dwarf have to make do with cardboard sets and rubber aliens because all the money went to Eastenders or some shitty sitcom.

    22. Re:British radio stirkes again by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Because I don't have to pay £120 a year to see programmes I don't want to see? The BBC should be made to pull its own weight, not crying to the government for handouts and suing people.

    23. Re:British radio stirkes again by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Great! I'll be delighted to help! Where do I send my (American) credit card number?

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  3. Let me be the first to say... by nganju · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve Meretzky is one hoopy frood.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by subnomine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Steve Meretzky was cool enough to reply to a letter I sent him when I was in high school in the 80's. I loved his Infocom games. He is a hoopy frood.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Mondoz · · Score: 1

      He wrote you back? That rules!

      I loved (and still do) all those old Infocom games when I was a kid...

      Planetfall taught me how to type.
      Bureaucracy taught me how to swear.
      http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?name=Bureauc racy

      3 Steve & Douglas

      I miss Floyd, too

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    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by provolt · · Score: 1

      I sass him. He's a frood who knows where his towel is.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mink · · Score: 1

      "I miss Floyd, too"

      I think that was the first "death" in a video game that emotionally got me. It was a real kick in the nuts.
      Why cant todays games have characters you get that attached to? It's strange really, I dont know if it's because your drawn into the character of a lone person on an alien world, but Floyd and his anoying antics was something you grew to like in the game.

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    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the 5th grade we had a class project to write a letter to our "hero," and see what the response was. Most people write to Michael J. Fox or Joe Montana and they mostly got form responses or a poster and such. I wrote to Steve Meretzky, and I was the first to get a response in my class, like a week later. Not only that, be he had handwritten the whole letter - I had only typed mine.

      Anyway, when I met him at GDC in 1999 or so, he didn't remember my letter. Bastard. I wish he was doing something more interesting these days than http://worldwinner.com/

      -If

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by dave-tx · · Score: 1
      I bet a lot of us learned to type via Infocom's interactive fiction. Zork was my typing tutor. I can still type attack troll faster than any other phrase.

      Off topic, but in my opinion, modern adventure games pale in comparison with Infocom's classics. Their stories were top-notch, and the puzzles were well thought out. And the graphics (AKA mental imagery) were better than anything in today's games.

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Mondoz · · Score: 1

      "examine" and "medicine" were the toughest words for me to learn to spell, yet they were fairly important in Planetfall. (Examine being important in most all Infocom games.

      I think it's due to the rigid parsing structure and spelling constraints that my grammar skills are what they are today.

      I blame the click-fest games and minimal typing interfaces on the current 'how r u?' and 'c u l8r' epidemic.

      I appreciate the quality levels in the ongoing 'Myst' games, but the engrossing _story_ just isn't there. Infocom games permanently set the bar for immersive storylines.
      I can still remember the plot behind most of the Infocom games I played, but most of the other hundreds of games I've ever played were just 'go kill the head bad guy, and a number of his subordinates along the way.' Boring......

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  4. In related news by WillAffleck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paramount has announced they will do a radio version of the HHGTTG that is available only in mono (not stereo) and in which all of the jokes have been made unfunny.

    The series will be cancelled six weeks into its 13-week series due to Lack of Interest by listeners.

    .

    .

    Well, I wouldn't put it past them ...

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    1. Re:In related news by welshie · · Score: 1

      Actually the BBC Tertiary Phase was available in Dolby 5.1 (if you wanted to download it from their website), not just stereo.

  5. BAFTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    In case anyone's wondering, BAFTA is the The British Academy of Film and Television Arts. They give awards sort of like the Oscar, only without quite as poor a sense of judgement.

    I'm not sure why an 'academy of film and television arts' thinks they're particularly qualified to judge interactive media though...

    1. Re:BAFTA by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      They give awards sort of like the Oscar, only without quite as poor a sense of judgement.

      I'm not so sure. Nothing will convince me that Four Weddings was a better film than Pulp Fiction. Even Richard Curtis didn't seem to think so.

  6. So long and thanks for all the fish! by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    I'm a herring you insensitive clod!!

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    What truth?
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  7. What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    I missed it. When I was younger, I was into all sorts of sci-fi. I loved TNG, I watched the original Battlestar Galactica. I read sci-fi books. But Hitchhiker's Guide never made it on my radar? Of the 10 or so people I knew in middle school who were into sci-fi, only 1 was into Hitchhiker's Guide.

    What do people like so much about Hitchhiker's Guide, what is it about? How does he compare to other great writers?

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    1. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by DeathFlame · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The books are short enough that you shouldn't have a problem grabbing the first book and reading it.

      Then you can form your own opinion about the series, as any answer you get will be someone elses opinion.

    2. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by zkelton · · Score: 1

      "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." 'Nuff said.

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    3. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 4, Informative

      HHGG is really a parody of science fiction, or at least, science fiction written primarily for comdedic effect... or... really it's comedy that happens to be science fiction.

      Ok, listen, it isn't really any of those things. It's a deep parable of man and his nonsensical attempts to control the uncontrollable universe.

      And it has some good bits about robots and artificial inteligence.

      Oh, fark it, just read the damn thing. If you've are somewhat intelligent and a sense of humor, you like it.

    4. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0

      the style is unique, to say the least. From the books "He knew where his towel was" The nearest intergalactic bulletin is located at Alpha Centauri. If you are too lazy to keep track of local affairs, that's your fault. If you are actually smart and think some of it through, you'll get some of the best jokes you've ever heard.

    5. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >what is it about?

      RTFB
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    6. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Adams is a literary genius. It took over 5 years of prodding before I actually sat down and read the book, but then I was hooked. That was only months ago. I strongly recommend you go buy a copy and read it. Get The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide, which should be on the bargain shelf in hardback (blue dust cover) at Barnes & Noble, probably in clearance/preparation for a reprint to coincide with increased demand from the movie. It should cost you $15 or less, and won't take more than two weeks to read all five books even if you're a slow reader like I am.

      I really can't describe it with words - I'm not the writer Adams was, clearly - but all I can say is that you owe it to yourself to read at least the first book. If you don't like it, that's fine, but I suspect you will.

      What's it about, though? Life, the universe, and everything about sums it up. Read it and find out.

    7. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by cephyn · · Score: 1

      Well, that's YOUR opinion anyway.

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    8. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      First I dont consider the books sci-fi. Second, I think the books are so popular because of the humour. They have a very Pythonesque touch in the way Adams warps the seemingly plausible into the ridiculous, and vise versa.

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      What truth?
      There is no dupe
    9. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      I think that's the best (and worst) description I've heard of the book. I first read it only a few months ago - I picked up a copy to take with me on vacation. My wife was not impressed with me laughing out loud while she was trying to relax on the beach. Now that the movie is almost here, I really want to go, and she keeps asking me what its about. Maybe I'll point her to your post :)

    10. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      HHGG is really a parody of science fiction, or at least, science fiction written primarily for comdedic effect... or... really it's comedy that happens to be science fiction.

      Ok, listen, it isn't really any of those things. It's a deep parable of man and his nonsensical attempts to control the uncontrollable universe.

      I'll have to pick it up. It sounds like Catch-22 (the humor and the deep parable of man and his nonsensical attempts to control the uncontrollable).

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    11. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Criffer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Adams is the seventh Python. He wrote a number of the sketches for the original Monty Python series, as well as being a close friend of the Pythons themselves, having attended Cambridge together. Terry Jones even wrote Douglas' Starship Titanic novel for him.

      If you like Python, you will love h2g2.

    12. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by GROOFY · · Score: 0

      Very Helleresque, except more jokes and less social commentary. It's more subtle, as the subject matter (everyday life in the universe as extrapolated from earth) is less somber than, well, World War II. These books are tied for my favorite books of all time.

    13. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by oriordankevin · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I thought Catch-22 was a much better book.

    14. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      If you laughed out loud at Catch-22, you will at H2G2. (I did at both, repeatedly.) I actually read, without other fiction in between, the first Hitchhiker's Guide book, then Catch-22, and then the remainder of the Hitchhiker's "trilogy." To be honest, the last book wasn't as good as the others, but it was still a good book. :)

    15. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Lando+Griffin · · Score: 1, Informative

      42!

    16. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In a nutshell, Hitchhiker's is comedy at the expense of an infinite universe. Pretty much anything can happen, and probably already has happened.

      Or more subtly, Hitchhiker's is comedy at the expense of those sufficiently arrogant to believe in an infinite universe. And such persons might one day be lynched by a mob of physicists. You see, the one thing they really hate is a smart-ass.

    17. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      What's so great about the Guide? It's definitive, that's what.

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    18. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1
      Also, like Catch-22, I think it get's funnier the more times you read it. You laugh your ass off the first time at the shock value alone. Then a second and third reading you start picking up the subtle things going on.

      Either that or I don't catch on too quick like all you book lern'n folks.

    19. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, science fiction is a setting, not a genre. So the Guide is happily a comedy in a sci-fi setting, just like Star Trek is a drama in a sci-fi setting and Star Wars is a fantasy in a sci-fi setting.

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    20. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is a tip. go to your nearest bookstore and buy the whole series (it comes with all of them in a nice leather bound fancy looking binding for $15) crack it open to a random page read it and chose another random page. It is an entire book of funny one page jokes all intertwined in some sort of unbearably funny base story. if it makes sense to you PUT IT DOWN AND COME BACK LATER. trust me you will be sick from laughing. the story is base around and earthman (Arthur) and a researcher for the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (For Prefect) and their random space trampings after earth is destroyed.

    21. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by SamSim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, no, no. Listen to the first two radio series. Then read all the books. THEN listen to the new radio series.

      Disregarding my personal dislike of the new radio serious, radio-then-books seems like a much better order to do things in to me. Radio will leave gaps which your imagination can fill as well as providing a much more condensed, rich experience. The books will fill those gaps. The other way around is less entertaining. Also, this is the way they were originally presented.

    22. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever read any of those budget travel books, like "Let's Go", "Footprint", or "Lonely Planet"? Well, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is almost, but not quite, totally unlike those.

    23. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by HomeworkJunkie · · Score: 1

      In short...it's about a man on a search for a good cup of tea. The destruction of the earth is hampering him though.

      --
      "Why take life seriously, you're not coming out of it alive anyway."
    24. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's an infinite number of monkeys out here who want to talk to use about this new script for Hamlet they've worked out"

    25. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by justforaday · · Score: 1

      I picked up the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide a few years ago (I read the original books when I was a child). I was surprised at how quickly the stories go. I finished the first book in an afternoon. A highly recommended (and cheap) way to introduce yourself to the series.

      --
      I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
    26. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>what is it about?
      42

    27. Re:What is so great about the Hitchhiker's Guide? by jred · · Score: 1

      Nope, doesn't fit. :)

      --

      jred
      I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
  8. I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by zkelton · · Score: 2

    . . . to declare adding illustrations to a classic Infocom game blasphemy.

    --
    Your IP address is . . . oh, that's right, I don't know how to do that.
    1. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the Pope says: "Classic Info-what's-it now?"

      Actually, he'd probably go along with you on that one. Sounds like quite the dogmatic traditionalist. You'd think he'd at least get a head-worn mic so that his assistant can quit wobbling that late-1980's handheld-on-a-gooseneck in his face. I mean, let's put the A/V back into into Ave Maria!

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    2. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you don't like Arthur or Journey then..?

      Or is it only the adding of illustrations that you object to?

      IIRC, Infocom always used to say that they didn't include graphics in their game not because graphics are inherently bad, but because decent graphics didn't exist yet. They also said that they'd rather spend their very limited space per floppy on decent text, rather than cruddy graphics.

      Obviously, times have changed in that respect.

    3. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, man. That is so what we need. The SlashPope. A man dedicated to the leadership of geeks and other angsty teenagers. Now, some may say that Cowboy Neal is, but I disagree. We must vote on the SlashPope from the members of the community.

      The SlashPope would make it a lot easier - he would just tell you your opinion. No more confusion over whether to hate Microsoft, IBM, Java, etc. No more arguments over whether or not Google is evil. We can now speak as one unified voice - and this voice will be the SlashPope.

    4. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by zkelton · · Score: 1
      Banish all heretical graphical games to the fires of Hell!

      Actually, I just don't see the need to add illustrations to the game. I loved it when it was released and it remains an enjoyable text-based game.

      On the other hand, I am thrilled about the new remakes of my favorite early Ultima games . . . so I guess I can see both sides of the argument.

      Maybe I wouldn't make such a good SlashPope after all. . . .

      --
      Your IP address is . . . oh, that's right, I don't know how to do that.
    5. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Moofie · · Score: 1

      And we'll let the world know that we've elected said SlashPope by letting the slightly funky miasma out of our parents' basements, where we all live, right? Who needs white smoke anyway?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    6. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      The smoke from a burning webserver would work much better.

    7. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by mink · · Score: 1

      If you ever get a chance to play around with an old game called "Manhole" do it!
      It's from the era right around the end of INFOCOM when they started to add some graphics.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    9. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Mateito · · Score: 2, Interesting
      declare adding illustrations to a classic Infocom game blasphemy.

      The real blasphamy is adding in the ability to save the game. Part of the design philosphy behind Hitchhikers was to make it complete bastard of a game. Thus something you forgot to do (eg feed dog) screws you right up later in the game, with no chance of recover other than to start from scratch.

    10. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      You're reminding me of Torgs technopapacy.

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
    11. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      May I ask what that is? I did a google search, and got no results, with the option to change the search to "Torg's Techno Puppy"

    12. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest that this, of all times, would be the one occasion when it'd be a good idea to vote "boobies".

    13. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I hope I'm remembering the right term, it's been many many years since I've read anything Torg related.

      The basic gist of it is that Torg was a tabletop rpg which centred around the idea of different alternate realities crossing over onto earth. On arrival, a storm would be triggered which would warp reality and most of the people in the area into that of the invading reality. The twist was that even the invading realities could in turn be invaded by another reality.

      My favourite was the one which invaded France. It started out somewhat similar to a inquisition heavy, medieval Catholic theocracy. A technologically advanced reality became mixed with it, and reconverted the existing theology in a more technological base. Devotion centered around a Godnet virtual reality, cybernetic prothethis was seen to bring the user closer to a state of purity, and at the head was a power-mad cyberpope dictating technology to force people closer to God.

      I think I'm not really doing justice to the story, which was much cooler when not presented through my hazy recolections.

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
    14. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That idea is conceivably the most awesome RPG ever :)

      I had never heard about it! Many thanks.
      (Now if only I had time to play...)

    15. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Ah, text adventures... I got into them years ago when my PC's monitor started slowly getting worse and worse contrast, to the extent that most games were unplayable because they were too dark, and I couldn't afford a new screen. Text, though: not a problem.

      I still have my home-made maps of the Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike, some of which are even accurate. And my blood pressure has never quite recovered from Bureaucracy...

      I remember when I first encountered the Babel Fish Puzzle. Some people screamed bloody murder; I got to laughing. Being denied the fish by yet another absurd circumstance was fine comedy. The line in the hints file 'At this point, brave men have been known to break down and cry' just added to the humour.

      That said, never mind Infocom. The greatest text adventure of all time has to be Planescape: Torment. The graphics were really just a pretty background in that game...

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    16. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by The+SlashPope · · Score: 2, Funny
      Poof!

      Thine edicts are as follows:

      Microsoft: evil

      IBM: formerly evil, now somewhat holy

      Java: naughty, but not really evil

      Apple: currently good, but evil is brewing

      Adding graphics to Infocom interactive fiction: Satanic

    17. Re:I call upon Pope Benedict . . . by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      What have I done...

  9. Surely you mean... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a herring you insensitive cod!

    1. Re:Surely you mean... by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

      DOH! I did but its easy to make typos when you have to type with fins

      --
      Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
      What truth?
      There is no dupe
  10. Is it on BitTorrent yet? by timka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God I'm so depressed.

    1. Re:Is it on BitTorrent yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's quite normal, chap, what with all the pain in your left diodes.

  11. A quandary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this Hitchhiker's Guide you all speak of?

  12. from the horse's mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From The New Zork Times, Spring 1984:

    4. Why don't your games have graphics?

    We have nothing against graphics per se. However, given the quality of graphics currently available on home computers, we would rather use that disk space for additional puzzles and richer descriptions. After all, as our famous "brain ad" says, the world's best graphics generator is your own imagination.

    1. Re:from the horse's mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their "brain ad" was right and continues to be. If someone has gone to the trouble of illustrating with brilliant text descriptions, why slap on some 2d pictures? (or 3d worlds or whatever they've done)

  13. Dupe Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's a dupe! http://books.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=146789&c id=12296354 WhyTF would you dupe that?

  14. I'd definatly listen in... by whitetiger0990 · · Score: 1

    except I missed the first three phases... anyone wanna hook me up?


    I like the trailer!

    --
    You have been warned.
    1. Re:I'd definatly listen in... by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      You can buy them on CD or even MP3 CD from the BBC. And you can also read the books, though the first two phases are different from the first two books.

      Check amazon...

    2. Re:I'd definatly listen in... by irg1231491 · · Score: 0

      You WILL listen to the original radio series.
      Seriously, it's some of the best radio you will ever hear ever. Both series are available for streaming here. (realplayer)

    3. Re:I'd definatly listen in... by iainl · · Score: 1

      I've a feeling that iTunes carries them too, though (a) I'm not sure, and (b) I'd recommend going with the CDs anyway.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
  15. I remember Planetfall by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    enter disk

    --

    cat /dev/null >sig
    1. Re:I remember Planetfall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I daresay I shouldn't fit.

  16. Best Quote from Interview by chill · · Score: 3, Informative

    What should I tell them about the Babel Fish puzzle?" He said, "What should you tell them? Tell them to f*** off!" So the puzzle stayed... and its very difficulty became a cult thing.

    Damn, that was a fun game that sucked up weeks of my life.

    -Charles

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  17. Torrents? by FinchWorld · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know I can listen to them legally live (Being a UK licence payer with t'internet and Digital radio), but I have a nasty habit of missing these things. Anyone know of a site that torrents all these?

    --
    "I may be full of crap about this game, and I may be wrong, and that's fine." -Jack Thompson
    1. Re:Torrents? by rich_r · · Score: 5, Informative

      Radio 4's 'listen again' feature will generally do it...

    2. Re:Torrents? by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Someone should mod this one up to 'informative'...

    3. Re:Torrents? by cortana · · Score: 2, Informative

      Combine with "mplayer -dumpstream", or Mimms .

    4. Re:Torrents? by Yer+Mom · · Score: 2, Informative
      alt.binaries.sounds.radio.bbc will almost certainly have them sooner or later - it did with the earlier series.

      I'm hoping someone has MP3s of the album versions - I have them on vinyl and cassette, but no working kit that'll play those formats :(

      --
      Never mind Spamassassin. When's Spammerassassin coming out?
    5. Re:Torrents? by crush · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that tip, but it looks like they only show very recent updates to shows. Do you know is there a way to get access to much earlier stuff?

    6. Re:Torrents? by rich_r · · Score: 1

      At the moment, I don't believe there is a way (short of buying it). That is until they bring the new digital archives on line.
      And assuming you're a UKian... (or proxied through one)

  18. Archive available anywhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I missed the new series when they were available on the BBC website. Is there an archive anywhere where I can listen to them over streaming audio (preferably for free)?

    Also, are these available on audio tape or CD yet?

    1. Re:Archive available anywhere? by malf-uk · · Score: 1

      Tertiary Phase is definitely out on CD. About $20 from Amazon, £10 from Play.com

      --
      R Tape loading error, 0:1
  19. Just step on it a little more... by krelian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My thanks to the British people for paying for the wonderful thing that is the BBC. I think i'll take BBC radio 4 with me to a deserted island.
    Maybe they should put a paypal donate link on their homepage. I'll do anything to keep enjoying this forever.

  20. Hitchhikers Digital Trading Cards by happy_loopy · · Score: 1

    This is quite cool! Part of the US movie site. If you like collecting and trading stuff you will probably find this fun. UK users can also register, I just did. http://disney.tokenzone.com/dtz2/set/hitchhikers/H ome There are several other collectible sets at www.tokenzone.com

  21. Greater deviation == good by Goobergunch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I liked the Tertiary Phase, but it was pretty much identical to Life, the Universe, and Everything and didn't really provide much new entertainment. I especially think that changing the ending to Mostly Harmless is a good idea. I was never comfortable with that (no spoilers here). And tying up loose ends are good as well....what did ever happen to Lintilla?

  22. Quandary? by Srsen · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm missing some sublety of the Queen's English, but I thought the fourth in a series is the QUATERNARY and the fifth is the QUINARY.

    Please enlighten me if I'm missing the joke or something. They do identify the previous phase as the TERTIARY.

    1. Re:Quandary? by yelvington · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      It will be clear when you understand why 6x9=42.

    2. Re:Quandary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus... fucking... christ... Get a sense of humour.

    3. Re:Quandary? by ZapoAM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe I'm missing some sublety of the Queen's English, but I thought the fourth in a series is the QUATERNARY and the fifth is the QUINARY.

      Please enlighten me if I'm missing the joke or something. They do identify the previous phase as the TERTIARY.


      You're missing the joke. A quandary is a "state of uncertainty or perplexity", and something that is quintessential "[represents] the perfect example of a class or quality." They're puns, in other words (ahaha).

    4. Re:Quandary? by displaced80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. Also, being the fourth book of a trilogy does result in quite a quandry.

      --
      What's the frequency, Kenneth?
    5. Re:Quandary? by Goobergunch · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Base 13.

  23. Lintilla by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    At the beginning of the original second series, someone mentions that she was carried away by Galactic Shriners.

    I didn't even know they did a third series. I LOVED the cliffhanger at the end of the second series, and didn't care much for how the books carried the story along.

    Stefan

    1. Re:Lintilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that was Trillian. Lintilla was caused to not exist anymore by being married to anti-clones named Allitnil.

      --
      M

  24. Direct link for those listening live by Jaycatt · · Score: 4, Informative
    Last September, I used this method for listening to / archiving the tertiary phase:

    1) Grab RA WAV Recorder
    2) Open this location with it, at the appropriate time: BBC4 radio feed. Last September, it played Tuesdays at 10:30AM on the west coast (US).
    3) Convert WAV, if you want to (or put right to CD for the car).
    4) Profit (no, not really)

    Just tried it again, to make sure the address hadn't changed, and it still seems to work great!

    --
    "Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. Thus we refute entropy" - Spider Robinson
    1. Re:Direct link for those listening live by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      I grabbed the leaked mp3s before they aired.

      Hilariously, I didn't get around to listening to them until after they had aired.

    2. Re:Direct link for those listening live by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I just want the original show for my 35-hour drive in 2 weeks. :(

    3. Re:Direct link for those listening live by Criffer · · Score: 3, Informative

      For those too lazy to figure out how to do the above.
      --------
      #!/bin/bash

      url=$1
      file=$2

      mplayer -dumpstream $url ; mencoder -oac pcm -o $file.pcm -noskip stream.dump ; oggenc -o $file.ogg $file.pcm
      --------

    4. Re:Direct link for those listening live by jridley · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or you can just use Net Transport (windows) or mplayer and grab the original stream directly. I grabbed the RM from the "listen again" page. As a bonus, they had a much higher quality link there than what ran over the live stream.
      Those with modern Palms can play the RM stream on those, or convert them to something else, but it's always nice to keep the original format.

    5. Re:Direct link for those listening live by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I'm not finding Hitchhiker's Guide on the Listen Again page. A little more of a hint? :)

    6. Re:Direct link for those listening live by jridley · · Score: 1

      Wait until they air it?

      They're only around for a week afterwards. #4 hasn't aired yet, #3 was months ago.

  25. Lem by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like Adams, but I like Lem more. I guess it maybe because I read Lem earlier - it clicked better.

    If you like THGTTG you should read Stanislaw Lem's

    The Star Diaries - with the main character Ion Tihiy (Ion Quiet,) you will not regret it.

    1. Re:Lem by dreadclown · · Score: 1

      Indeed! "I'm not Thursday, I'm the SUNDAY ME!" As well as Lem's Star Diaries, may I recommend his "The Futurological Congress" and "The Cyberiad". These, too, have much of the flavour of HHGTTG (though TFC gets pretty dark at times, sort of an absurd 1984).

  26. Amazon UK preorders by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Starting out by retconning the entire Secondary Phase as a hallucination by Zaphod wasn't a good start, but I still preordered the Quandary Phase on CD at amazon.co.uk over a month ago for £11.06 ($20.93).

    Hmm, good thing I took another look now. My order seems to be for ISBN 0563529644 which is out of stock and not being produced, whearas they are taking preorders for it under ISBN 056350496X for £12.99 ($24.58). I'm doubting I'll get my lower price now. And Amazon.co.uk has been a little bait-and-switchy on their prices, too.

    --
    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    1. Re:Amazon UK preorders by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Psst! Go to the website and listen to the trailer for the Quandary Phase.

      Short response: it might not be a retcon! There appear to be some significant differences between the upcoming two series and the books....

      According to the production diaries, Adams wanted the third series to stick to the book fairly closely, but thought himself that the fourth and fifth books needed some editing. And they're actually going to try to tie up loose ends in the radio show.

  27. If you thought the books unhoopy... by CarlJagt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...get yourself to your local public library and request to borrow the audio recording produced by the BBC back in the 70s. They will likely be cassettes (yes, dammit, cassettes) but if you're really lucky, it might be a copy of the original broadcast which, to nutters such as myself, would rank you way up there. While the books are funny-ish (for literary teehees you must admit), the radio play not only pre-dates them, but as a working, successful form of comedy, out performs them. About 27 minutes, per episode, its an easy format to enjoy on-demand. Wear headphones. Thumbs up. Win awards!

    1. Re:If you thought the books unhoopy... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      You can obtain the original broadcast radio series on CD. I can't spot the first CD, but here's the second at Amazon.

      There is also a box set collectors edition, which I have, which is the original radio series plus an interview disc with DNA. In my opintion, the original radio series is the unsurpassed canonical version, but I like the books and the original TV series too. Pity about the film.

    2. Re:If you thought the books unhoopy... by GrahamCox · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's the collectors box-set CD edition. By the way, it's TWO extra CDs, as well as the COMPLETE radio series from the original master tapes.

  28. Actual figures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    120 Pounds Sterling a year, which is, well, it was US$180, about a year ago, but then the US Dollar went into free-fall and it's now about US$220, and will probably hit US$300 quite soon...

    2005-04-20: 230 USD

    2004-04-20: 215 USD

    2003-04-20: 190 USD

    2002-04-20: 174 USD

    2001-04-20: 173 USD

    2000-04-20: 190 USD

    1999-04-20: 194 USD

    1998-04-20: 202 USD

    1997-04-20: 196 USD

    1996-04-20: 182 USD

    1995-04-20: 194 USD

    1994-04-20: 178 USD

    1993-04-20: 186 USD

    1992-04-20: 211 USD

    1991-04-20: 209 USD

    1990-04-20: 197 USD

    And (FWIW) for these sixteen data points, mean = 195 USD and sample standard deviation = 16.6 USD.

    1. Re:Actual figures... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I can't begin to tell you how tempted I am to spit out the Z-score for $300USD ... ;-)

    2. Re:Actual figures... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      ... okay, I give in:

      300-195/16.6 = 6.33; statistically, "way the fuck out there". :)

    3. Re:Actual figures... by Trizor · · Score: 1

      I doubt thats the correct figure, if you really wanted to get the Zscore you'd need the mean value of the US dollar per pound anually since it came into existance. THEN we'd see how way the fuck out there 1.67 dollars do the pound is.

    4. Re:Actual figures... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I think it's this out there ... just a guess, though.

    5. Re:Actual figures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Heeeeeyyyy!"

  29. Dirk Gently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" is an unsung treasure. I think part of the problem with Adam's later work is that he was always full of ideas, and he started to try to shoehorn those ideas into Hitchhiker's books so they'd sell.

    Given the freedom to create whatever he liked without that legacy, Holistic Detective Agency became a truly amazing book which has less kooky humor and far more dry conceptual wit. It's brilliant.

    The sequel, "The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul" makes the mistake of letting Dirk be the main character and the storyline is a little too epic for Adams to handle, but it's decent. Certainly far better than Mostly Harmless.

    Main point: Holistic Detective Agency isn't just Extremely Clever like the first three Hitchhiker's books. It's a fine novel that establishes Adams' ability as a pure writer. It makes me wish he'd tried more that wasn't Hitchhiker's before he got old and worried about endangered parrots.

    1. Re:Dirk Gently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the best book he ever wrote was "Last Chance To See". Totally nonfiction, and one of the few books ever to make me laugh and cry within the space of just a few paragraphs. Do read it -- or listen to the audio version. Some of Adams' best writing anywhere.

      About 10 years ago, I emailed Adams and thanked him for sharing it with us; his reply indicated that he was very proud of the book and grateful to those who read and appreciated it. A very rewarding exchange of messages...

  30. Black smoke.. by isny · · Score: 1

    That was just me (attempting to) overclock my CPU.

  31. Nitpicking by Thedalek · · Score: 1

    I probably shouldn't be doing this, but, one cannot be a "hoopy frood," unless the one doing the describing has had one too many pan-galactic gargle blasters.

    Hoopy is not an adjective. It's a noun. It's like saying, "You're a relly-together-guy amazingly-together-guy." Which sort of implies that whoever is saying such a thing hasn't quite got a handle on the whole "together" thing.

    --
    Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
    1. Re:Nitpicking by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      has had one too many pan-galactic gargle blasters

      That's not technically possible.

  32. Best review EVER of H2G2.... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    Taken from The Secular Web

    My review of this book is irrelevent. I could sooner review Newton's Principia Mathematica or the Book of the Subgenius. My point being, this is a book that should be read by everyone, if not for enjoyment then for cultural reference; moreover, anything I have to say about it would neither add to or detract from the book, and would only make me look like an ass (the braying kind). --Hoopy Frood (06/06/2001)

  33. Re:QUATERNARY not QUANDARY by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is meant to be a pun -- they're quite popular in British humour ;-)

  34. Re:QUATERNARY not QUANDARY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well in that case, as a brit myself, i feel sufficiently qualified to say its a shit one.

  35. Re:QUATERNARY not QUANDARY by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

    I didn't say it was a good pun ;-) but it is in the spirit of Douglas Adams.

  36. voting... by circusboy · · Score: 1

    I submit that the only way that we could elect a 'slashpope' would be that we all burn our computers and see if white smoke rises.

    hmmmmmm...

    --
    -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
  37. Slashpope... let's rethink that term. by kria · · Score: 1

    Given how geeky everyone around here is, I suspect that there are more people than just me who read assorted fan fiction. Slash has a very specific meaning there. Associating that meaning with pope is more than a little disconcerting, and I'm not even Catholic.

    Maybe SlashdotPope, instead? Or something else, please. :)

  38. Re:Amazon UK preorders - Quandary? by dmanny · · Score: 1
    Seeing you are pricing in £ and speaking of amazon.co.uk, might I assume you are in the UK? If so, would you humor me on something and do me the favor of a reply?

    I speak the dialect of English in use in the U.S. In my vocabulary "quandary" is almost identical to the concept of predicament or dilemma. Quick consultation with Google points up no association between "quandary" and the concept of 'fourth'.

    The word "quintessential" does invoke the concept of fifth, specifically the fifth essence (but not the fifth distillation nonsense).

    The word that I know of that starts with the letter Q and denotes the fourth in a series is quaternary.

    I am interested in your opinion, especially if you are a native UK English speaker.

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  39. Re:Amazon UK preorders - Quandary? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I am in the US. I just find myself buying things more often from Amazon UK. I've had no luck finding the radio show on CD in the US, and I've bought several DVD titles that weren't available in the US. (It annoys me that they won't ship toys to the US.)

    But I think DNA was having some fun with the words. Possibly it was also a nod to the 5 books of the series still being called a trilogy, so the fourth and fifth phases of the radio series break with the traditional terms.

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