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Security for the Paranoid

Stephenmg writes "In Security for the Paranoid, Mark Burnett talks about his computer security methods after other Security profesionals say he is too Paranoid. 'Paranoia is the key to success in the security world. Is it time to worry when other security professionals consider you too paranoid? I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network and I'm considering issuing them smart cards.' I don't see anything wrong with his methods."

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  1. Burnett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mark Burnett talks about his computer security methods...

    "Outwit, outplay, and outlast those pesky script-kiddies."

    1. Re:Burnett by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Outwit, outplay, and outlast those pesky script-kiddies."

      When to we get to vote them off the island already?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  2. Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by xmas2003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While being paranoid is argueably good (although Mark may be a bit extreme compared to most), I did wonder a bit about one comment near the end of the article which was: "And I install hotfixes the day Microsoft releases them" which seems to put an awful lot of trust in Microsoft (or any other vendor for that matter) not to release a patch that has problems.

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    1. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by wdd1040 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He just doesn't tell you he rebuilds all computers on his network two days after the patch is released.

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      wdd
    2. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, that does sound silly.
      Want to hear what I do for security?
      1) Don't use any Microsoft products,
      2) I write the passwords for my wife and kid
      because I know theirs won't have a combo of
      capital, small, numbers, and characters in it,
      3) Have a single, secure firewall only letting in
      ssh connections and broadcasting only Apache.

      It's been 7 years, no problems yet. For someone to say they're paranoid about security, then say they use Microsoft products is kind of like saying "I'm a beer conneseur. Yeah, I'd like to order a Coors light."

    3. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative
      awful lot of trust in Microsoft (or any other vendor for that matter) not to release a patch that has problems.

      Don't worry let him get one or two bad ones and that'll change his tune. Fortunately for him, MS hasn't released a bad one in a few years. (If you don't count SP2 which had its problems).

      --
      Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    4. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by pegr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Beat me to it. I was just about to post "He runs Windows, the fucking pouser."

      Precisly correct. He does all this to "feel good" without understanding the threat. Does he check his firewall logs daily? Did he disable LM hashes on his Windows box? (If not, the 14 char password is really just two sevens...)

      I've always maintained that strict adherence to protocol is the last bastion for the truly evil and truly stupid...

    5. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by nharmon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really necessary:

      FTFA: "I do my Internet browsing from a locked down VMWare box that has no rights on my network."

      All that he needs to do is revert to a previously known-good vmware image.

    6. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
      And I install hotfixes the day Microsoft releases them

      Skip trust. That boy must have a lot of time on his hands.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    7. Re:Mark is Paranoid, but Trusting of Microsoft? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Skip Microsoft.

      He has an awful lot of trust in his kids.

      No Dad, I didn't install that game... No Dad, I don't know who installed that driver... No Dad, I don't know who tried to delete the "WINDOWS" folder to make more space for MP3's.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  3. paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    get with it man, you're not important, nobody wants your porn

    1. Re:paranoid? by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Funny
      get with it man, you're not important, nobody wants your porn

      If it is homemade, they want it. It will end up on Kazza. Then when some kid at the local library is trying to download it, and the school catches him, and the principal sees your wife. Man, that would suck!. And all the parents wanted to do was save the experience on DVD for their own private use. Now the whole town can see them in thier most private moment.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  4. Not secure enough... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only truely secure computer is one which is switched off and disconnected from the network.

    And smashed with a sledgehammer.

    And set on fire, to the temperature of 600F, which should be sufficient to destroy the magnetic bits in the hard drive.

    And then nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    1. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      " The only truely secure computer is one which is ... disconnected from the network."

      That's why I recommend Comcast for all your security needs!

    2. Re:Not secure enough... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why you post anon? I want to reward you RICHLY with funny bones!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:Not secure enough... by nigelc · · Score: 2, Funny
      You've actually worked with Stallman? I envy you.

      (dons flameproof suit)

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      Cthulhu Barata Nikto
    4. Re:Not secure enough... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You jest, but don't we all live like that. I joke that Paranoia is a Religion. People worship personal information, and before letting it into go into some sort of purgatory, it's destroyed to protect it 'sole' for lack of a better word.

      Treating your password like a good luck charm against ID theft, treating your fire wall like a shrine that gets sacrifices of software, and the Death Rights of a hard drive. And, like with most religions, the more devout you are the safer you are.

      Now, convert or pay!

      --
      We are the Borg...
  5. Convenience = 1/Security by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny

    And this guy is set up very secure.

    Is he mentally ill? Let's just say he doesn't sound like the type of person I'd want to have a beer with.

    In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by ClickNMix · · Score: 5, Funny

      In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

      But if you did have a beer with him, come the Apocalypse, maybe he'd let you have some of his food and water.

      --
      I saw the light at the end of the tunnel... But it was just someone with a flashlight bringing more work.
    2. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pre Y2k, my Dad and I were discussing the Generators on sale at Costco. He asked if I was going to buy one.

      I said 'Nah. If the power is out on Jan 1, I'll step out on the front porch and listen. Three generators will start up within earshot,followed soon thereafter by three gunshots, then those generators will start up in different locations of the sub-division.'

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    3. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the equation should be:

      kSC = 1

      where S is security, C is convenience, and k is a parameter which represents the security-godhood of your sysadmin (e.g. Bruce Shneier would be in the 0.9+ range, your average MIS grunt being ~0).

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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    4. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is he mentally ill?
      Well, I thought that he was over-careful until I got to this part of the article:

      I don't do it because I think someone is going to go through my trash to reassemble bits of my research notes.

      He may well be correct, but, given he is an "independent researcher, consultant, and writer specializing in Windows security", I have my doubts that someone would want to make the effort of reassembling his shredded notes.

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    5. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Delusions of granduer to be sure.

      That said, we have a lock on the door to our data center, and a camera that snaps a shot as you go in. Backups are made 3 floors above on a half-floor, that nobody knows about, and requires a key to access as well. The backup tapes for our operation are in one of those locked locations, or in the hands of a courier who carts them offsite to some remote salt mine or something.

      We aren't keeping the formula of coke. We are keeping our donor database and membership roles. They are priceless to us.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    6. Re:Convenience = 1/Security by Jtheletter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

      A poor choice of location. In the event that the shockwave from a nuclear blast hits the area (assuming you're still far enough from the epicenter to avoid the radiation) all of the trees in the forest will be burned and/or knocked down, covering your cache.
      As long as we're being paranoid here, let's at least plan accordingly. When it comes to the apocalypse, concrete is your best bet for protecting valuable hordes of food, supplies, and weapons. ;)

      "These are the rules of New Quahog!"

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      -- I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. It's not my fault that life sucks so much. --
  6. It's a good start by empty+drum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paranoia's a good starting point for the IT Security beginner, but well-informed abject fear is the mark of a seasoned professional.

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    Creative Commons music that doesn't suck: emptydrum.com
  7. smart cards? by VolciMaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    for a home network? Paranoia is understandable, but smart cards on a home network? and 14 character passwords inside your house. OK, on the outside, that makes some sense. But what kind of secrets do you internally that you need that level of paranoia. If the entire network is open to the outside world, that a different matter, but what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

    1. Re:smart cards? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or a home network? Paranoia is understandable, but smart cards on a home network? and 14 character passwords inside your house. OK, on the outside, that makes some sense. But what kind of secrets do you internally that you need that level of paranoia. If the entire network is open to the outside world, that a different matter, but what could possibly be so important that your kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

      Hiw whole point is that it doesn't matter whether he has anything "worth" protecting on his internal network, if he gets into the habit of practicing strong security everywhere, he's less likely to use weak security where it really matters.

      I feel the same way, but based on what the article describes, I'm probably only 62.54% as paeranoid as he is. :-)

    2. Re:smart cards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      kids need 14 character passwords to protect it inside your home?

      Their passwords are probably things like:

      my_dad_is_an_asshole!
      hereismy14characterpasswo rdyounutjob

  8. Not quite right by norfolkboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, I can see the guys reasons.

    However, information security has to be appropriate to the data you wish to protect.

    A system that annoys users by making it hard to access the information (long passwords changed weekly for example) will just leave you with a static store of information.

    The information will never be *USED*. There will be no point in having it.

    Use security appropirate to your data. He IS paranoid, and - offtopic: sounds a bit of a nob.

    I know for sure if I was one of his kids, I wouldn't WANT to connect to his network!

  9. Training is... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Training is the best security measure that can be taken; training user's to not do stupid things, to use secure passwords, to not share information they shouldn't.

    If you start your kids off learning to use computers securely, with good self protection habits, then the likelihood that they will become victims of identity theft or other phishing is greatly reduced.

    When it comes to security, there is no such thing as paranoid... they really are out to get your password, your ID, your SSN and everything else that will help them get your money...

  10. what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by yagu · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ..., No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password....,

    ... is about the only part of his screed that could make sense to me. Not because one should not divulge a password to one's wife, but because keeping passwords entirely private is good policy. Almost everything else about his life strikes me as goofy. If you read any of the "hacker" books, hacking and gaining access to people's stuff isn't about cracking passwords, it's about social engineering and dishonest behavior, most of which the author's behaviors won't prevent. But, if it makes him feel better.... (I wouldn't want to live on his network.)

    I worked at a large company and called the administrator of their unix mainframe and complained that /usr/bin and /bin both didn't even have execute privelege so I couldn't even see what commands existed. The administrator dressed me down and explained they did that for security reasons so people couldn't hack in. He went on to tell me about the giant breach on that system from outside hackers and hence, the very tight "security". I gently reminded him the "breach" actually occurred with those very same directory permissions.... and they didn't prevent the hack. Sigh...

    1. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by offal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A good friend of mine, CCIE, network genius type, had his home network locked down tight. He did all the right things, kept his passwords to himself, not even sharing them with his wife. Then he died. Getting back into that thing was a chore. Make sure you address disaster recovery, especially if you ARE the disaster.

    2. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Most of my internet traffic goes through at least three firewalls. Is that too paranoid?

      One router, and one software firewall constitutes two firewalls. If he wanted his home office network to be separated by his family's computers, having a third firewall makes sense.

      After all, if his kids inadvertently get a virus, why let it spread on the network? (depending on the virus, of course)

      Sometimes I have a "Password Day" where I change every password I own on the same day, just in case someone might happen to have one of my passwords. I frequently change my passwords after traveling.

      Fair enough. If you have something like keepass, going down the list of passwords isn't too hard. Then again, I wouldn't change the password of something stupid and insignificant (like a dating site account) very often, especially if it's a strong password that I don't use anywhere else.

      I use very long passwords for everything, even with the lamest accounts I have.

      If you have keepass, why not?

      I require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network and I'm considering issuing them smart cards. No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password.

      Why the hell not? Shouldn't you be teaching your children good security practices anyway?

      I don't just throw out shredded documents; I spread the shredded bits into my garden to use as mulch.

      Oh yeah... Just what I want... my backyard to be flooded with little bits of paper. Lovely.

      I used to tell my clients to set files in their web content directories to read only. Some thought this was too extreme and too much of a hassle, but then along came a worm named Code Red that failed on all the clients who followed my advice.

      And linux people have known this for how long?

      I use a unique, secret e-mail address for each sensitive online account I have. I have always done that. I guess this would look paranoid to most people, but when I get e-mails from my bank, I can check the address the e-mail address they used to see if they sent it to the secret address.

      Does this matter? The only real concern here is phishing. If your bank sends you an email, you TYPE IN THE URL YOURSELF. That is good security.

      Plus, he doesn't mention who his emails are with? A hotmail or yahoo account? Bad choice. If you're really serious about mail security (and not spam), why not have one email account on its own dedicated machine... running qmail... with iptables blocking all incoming ports but 25 and 22 (but limit port 22 to your private IP). Check your mail locally using pine, so that POP3 or IMAP isn't open.

      I keep my PC's turned around so I can tell if anyone has installed a hardware keylogger.

      If you're running keepass, you don't need to worry about that for sniffing of passwords. Just copy and paste your password in.

      I never check in luggage when I fly.

      Does this matter if your laptop is WITH you?

      I do my Internet browsing from a locked down VMWare box that has no rights on my network.

      If your office documents are important enough, why not? If you work from home, if you have the money and the space, why not do work on a separate machine with limited rights / access? Or the other way around?

      I use terrafly.com to see what others might be able to see about my home.

      Crackheaded. If someone knows your address, there's a lot more they can find out about your house than what's on an aerial map.

      It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail. One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.

      BIOS, OS, Email Account? What are the other two? Also, passwords should be out of the range of brute force crackers. Not insanely unreachable. 20 characters should do it.

      I also delete unused services on my server

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    3. Re:what a pseudo-fool (in a nice way) by syousef · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ..., No one else, not even my wife, knows my network password...., ... is about the only part of his screed that could make sense to me.

      If your partner wants to hurt you badly enough, your password isn't going to stop her/him. Most partners know enough about the other person that they could have them arrested. Good thing is it works both ways.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  11. Smart cards by alecks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking of smart cards, anyone know where how to obtain a simple smart card home solution? All resources i've found are for large enterprize distributions... i'm only looking for 2 or 3 smart cards..

  12. Is it just me or... by mattmentecky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it seem kind of stupid, especially for the 'security paranoid', to announce to the public that you use "at least 14 character passwords"? Seems to me you just set a lower bound and cut out 13^128 possibilities for a cracker :-p

    1. Re:Is it just me or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet you weren't supposed to figure that out. He probably really uses a 6 character password and was just paranoid enough to mis-inform everyone on what he uses. The cracker would waste effort at the high end first this way. :)

  13. Re:14 character password? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What's the difference between a random 14 digit password and a random 6 digit password?" 8 digits?

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  14. paranoid my ass by wardk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    mark me troll if you must. but I see this as a legitmate question....

    if he's so damn paranoid, what the hell is he using windows for?

    1. Re:paranoid my ass by theblueprint · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe he's so paranoid because he uses windows.

      --
      "from the bricks to the booth...I predict the future like Cleo the psychic..."
    2. Re:paranoid my ass by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      what the hell is he using windows for?

      So he can justify the 14-character passwords and the smart cards.

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    3. Re:paranoid my ass by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Are you saying that it's impossible to secure Windows?

      Or that some other OS (Linux? OS/390? OS X?) is perfectly secure?

  15. too paranooid by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you can be too paranoid. I seem to remember a story a while ago about security measures that were overly invasive. Require 14 character password with non-alpha characters, and get your users putting their passwords on their monitors with post-it notes.

    Its true, you never seem to realize your folly until its too late and your data is gone, but in my case, my home network isn't so important to me that I think its worth so much security that it interferes with my enjoyment or productivity.

    Usually my stance is that I let the foil-hat wearing scurity gurus have their toys, but I continue to look for the solution that is "good enough" and that conforms to MY wishes, not theirs.

    -d

    --
    "Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit"
  16. where to start... by a_greer2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you were in a place where security was ABSOUTLY KEY, you would be on the right track, but at HOME??????

    I cant see a need for this level of security on a home network, where the only thing an attacker would want to do is zombi-ize your windows boxes. strong passwords are good, firewalls are good, wifi mac address lock down is good, but smartcards? why not requier a hair sample.

    Also, if you are that paranoid, you better put in a shark-filled mote, because a physical attack still leaves you volnerable, and with those insane levels of security, you sort of make yourself a target, people figure that if you go to those lengths, you have something great...

  17. Useability by caerwyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry, I really thought my computer was supposed to be useable.

    5 passwords to boot and check email on the laptop? What in the world are they *for*? BIOS, system login, email login, maybe one for decrypting if you're receiving encrypted emails all the time. What else?

    Security is a balance. Very few security measures only make things more difficult for an attacker- most of them make life make difficult for the person taking them as well. It *is* useful to analyze the threat in any situation, because it helps you make an informed judgement as to how secure something needs to be made, balancing risk versus useability.

    Not checking luggage when you fly? What, are you worried about someone snooping through your underwear? Oh, sure, don't put anything important in there if you're worried about that, but really... this truly is on the paranoid side of things.

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    The ringing of the division bell has begun... -PF
  18. This guy is a moron by Uhh_Duh · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Being paranoid is fine -- but it's only 1% of the battle -- and it makes no sense to run around closing up every possible hole you find.

    A security expert is supposed to identify ALL of the possible ways in which the organization may experience a negative impact as a result of poor security (both logical and physical). His job, brace yourselves kids, is not to close all of the holes!! Rather, his role is centered around determining the cost/benefit of taking care of each specific issue. If there's a 0.5% risk of a particular security hole costing a large organization only $1,000 in damages and cleanup, and closing that hole will cost $5,000 in man-hours and hardware, it's pretty clear what the correct choice is. On the other hand, the risk may be low, and the cost may be low, so you just do it. Or the risk me be high, and the cost high, so you STILL do it... you get the idea.

    Being paranoid is fine -- it will help you identify security problems that others may or may not see. However, what to DO about the holes you find is where the real work begins.

    I can't imagine a cost-benefit scenario that justifies issuing smart-cards to family members on a home network. This guy has officially achieved 'retard' status.

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    -- People who hate Windows use Linux. People who love UNIX use BSD.
    1. Re:This guy is a moron by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I always thought that paranoids were the absolute height of egomania, since you have to think pretty highly of yourself to think that you're worth the effort.

      Yeah, conspiracy and paranoia are oddly appealing. It's so much nicer to believe that the governments, corporations, and secret networks are out to get you than to believe that nobody really gives a shit whether you live or die, and that your failures are either the result of an unordered universe, or worse, your own damn fault.

  19. Security,,,for the average user? by nebaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The guy uses 5 passwords for his laptop, and I am sure that is fine for him.

    Security for the sake of security, for example, can sometimes backfire.

    For example, a company I used to work for had this policy that you had to change your password every 30 days, have at least 1 special character, one capital, one number, etc.

    This was on an intranet, and most people hated this feature.

    Most people ended up using a system like
    Jul@1996 for their password. Mon

    Kind of defeats the whole purpose of security.

    I tend to think one should use security proportional to sensitivity on certain matters, knowing that nothing is perfectly secure.

    But enforcing 'security' for the sake of security, especially random, and unsupported 'security' can make the average user resentful, and the process much less secure.

    --
    Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds.There upon the rainbow is the answer to a neverending story
    1. Re:Security,,,for the average user? by yagu · · Score: 2, Informative
      I worked for a place that the customer service people typically used more than 30 (I am not making this up) different systems. And the passwords and rules were amazing, different, obtuse, and really fscked up. The claim was this provided maximum security. My experience out on the "floor" when visiting these clients (we did software for them) was either:
      • spiral bound notebooks with matrices for the systems and passwords for easy access.
      • yellow stickies on the sides of monitors with systems and passwords.
      • yellow stickies or notebooks in drawers....

      NOTE: all of these practices were against company policy..... but rendered the rep's jobs undoable without the "aids". So much for security to a paranoid level.

  20. Err.... Overdoing it, maybe? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is an interesting article, but brings up one little thing for me about security - when you go this far out, you make yourself a target. The first thing I thought at the end of the article was, "man, I'd love to show this guy." And I didn't think along the same lines he did. I thought small focused high-speed cameras placed under the neighbors' eaves, I thought replacing his keyboard with a snooped replica... Again, social engineering and hitting someone where they are not looking seems to be the key to any cracking, not technical powerhousing. And pronouncing to the world that you use three firewalls is just asking for trouble.

    I'm not a cracker, I'm not even much of a hacker, but I'm naturally sneaky bastich. (TM) And as real sneaky bastiches know, you don't ever stand in someone's face and tell them to you're going to beat the crap out of them, you wait until they turn around.

    I try to be a nice guy despite my tendencies, but still... This kind of article reminds me of the French and their lines.

  21. Re:14 character password? by saintp · · Score: 5, Funny
    The former is on a sticky note under the keyboard.

    Did I win?

  22. The guy's issues are not security related by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail. One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.
    You know, the only thing worse than having this guy run your IT would would be actually *being* him.
    --

    I'm not wrong. You haven't thought about it hard enough.

  23. Oh Yeah? by macthulhu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's see if this guy's kung fu can survive a few rounds against international superhacker "bitchchecker". Just have him email his IP address to bitchchecker@madskillz.com... (Please allow for a lengthy response time, as bitchchecker is probably busy rebooting his machine for the 75th time today.)

    --

    Someday a real rain is gonna come...

  24. I wouldn't want him as my ISO by GPLDAN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. I would fear the guy doesn't even begin to fathom risk analysis. He just breeds paranoia. Guys like that break budgets wide open and spend lots of money they shouldn't on lots of stuff they don't need. He's like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy. Three firewalls? I hope they are open source cause Checkpoint licenses are expensive.

    You start breaking down security prinicples and over doing it, and you just look stupid. Other security professionals are telling him he's paranoid, but that's just being nice. What they are THINKING, is that the guy is incompetent. And doesn't understand productivity versus security tradeoffs. Somebody needs to have him go read Schnier on a island somewhere. Unpucker.

    1. Re:I wouldn't want him as my ISO by jjohnson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually wonder if the ironic point he's making is that security consultants demand stupidity from corporations that no one would tolerate on a personal level. Consider:

      I try to run my own network the same way I tell my clients to.

      Then he goes on to present a stupid laundry list of excessive security measures that are, by implication, what he's telling his clients to do. It's obvious that, personally, they're ridiculous, so why wouldn't they also be ridiculous in a corporate environment?

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  25. Re:14 character password? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use a "Spaceballs" password.

    123456 for 6 digits and 1234567890123456 for 16 digits. In fact, that is what I use for Slashdot.

    *N&GTV&GO)JBT^U
    NO CARRIER

    H3h3, w3 @r3 1n!!1! W3 pwn j00 0r10n! D@mn, l00k, 1'm p0$t1ng as 0r10n B7@$t@r!

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  26. poor security choices by sfjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...require my kids to use at least 14 character passwords on our home network

    What do you want to bet I can find the passwords written on a post-it under the keyboard?
    A security policy that doesn't take usability into account is worse than no security policy at all.

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  27. Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    And this guy is set up very secure.

    Is he mentally ill? Let's just say he doesn't sound like the type of person I'd want to have a beer with.

    In fact, he sounds a lot more like the type of person who has food, water & weapons buried in the woods for the coming Apocalypse.

    In any population, you will have a percentage of people who are very alturistic, they will sacrifice for everyone else. And you have some people who are so paranoid they will always hide and run. This is required for a species to continue.

    For example, say you have birds. Say that 5 out of 100 birds will signal when a predator comes in range. Chances are greater those birds will be eaten, since it is making itself more known to the preditor. Now in that same 100 birds, say you have 5 that always hide, run, and are very paranoid. They have the greatest chance of continuing the species line.

    If we all get soft, and say nuclear war does break out, in any form, the guy who has a chamber 50 feet under the ground with a room filled with water and food, and another room with oxygen tanks, he might be what's left to start the gene pool over again.

    Instead of critisizing him as mentally ill, maybe you can add some of your distinct expretesse and help build a better shelter. One where 2 people can hold out longer, maybe making some filtration system for well water, adding lights with the correct wavelegnth to let plants grow underground and make natural oxygen. Then you will both survive, and your altruistic genes will get passed on too.

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    1. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by Fjornir · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You forgot the greedy birds which signal predator when there's no predator in order to get at the food first. People do it too -- just look at Bush/Cheney signaling Iraq with WMDs just so Halliburton can eat well...

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    2. Re:Read Dawkins, any studies on altruism... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No.

      First off, Mr. Bomb shelter isn't going to be continuing any sort of species without a mate.

      Paranoids are lousy lovers.

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  28. Stupidity by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's the point of all of this nonsense? Really?

    His kids will probably never want to touch a PC after the trauma of memorizing 14 character passwords just to surf the net at home.

    How many systems are actually vulnerable to password cracking anyway? Most ATM machines eat your card if you enter 5 incorrect PINs... most enterprise networks disable accounts if you have multiple incorrect passwords.

    This guy is on the same level as a mall rent-a-cop who always wanted to be a policeman, but can't pass the mental exam. He just gets a rise out of hassling people with arbritrary nonsense.

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  29. Isn't he going after the wrong things? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does a 14-character password make much sense, public network or private? I've got the impression that most security problems are due to either faulty code (buffer overruns) or malicious code within programs (email attachments, spyware, adware, or the slightly more legitimate software activation). Social engineering/phishing must make for a distant third, when it comes to computer security. Sure, one could do a dictionary attack on passwords...but isn't that the least of your worries? The most unguessable passwords won't stop a security breach if the software is faulty.

    1. Re:Isn't he going after the wrong things? by lheal · · Score: 2, Informative
      • I've got the impression that most security problems are due to either faulty code ...

      Nope. Most problems come from sloppy practices such as sharing passwords, not having a password, or leaving yourself logged in.

      The best thing about forcing the kids to use 14-character passwords is that it sets the tone for their attitude. If you tell kids "Be secure!" and don't require strong passwords, they might not get the message. Require strong passwords and you don't have to tell them, they just get it.

      The real problem with TFA's laundry list of practices is a false sense of security. If it takes 5 passwords to check your mail, it's really easy to think you can write whatever you want in that mail. It would also be easy to think you are safe, but then some completely new attack vector is discovered against which you have no defense - but you assume you do.

      There is a case to be made for TFA's "better safe than sorry" approach. His leadership by example for his clients is good, too.

      But I think a more apt cliche to apply is "pick your battles". Put your energy into protecting what you hold most dear. Don't make it hard to do the right thing. Don't waste time being 99.999% safe over some unlikely issue while possibly ignoring some more likely one altogether.

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  30. 3 firewalls? by yagu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is THAT more secure??? I once spent half a day tracking down a totally bizarre printing behavior/bug that turned out to be a LAN where machines had multiple firewalls running. Multiple firewalls can be more trouble than one well configured firewall.

  31. High Cognitive Cost == Low Compliance by count0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This guy doesn't get it. Security is much more about people, not about 50 character passwords and redundant firewalls. Social engineering is much more of an issue than triple firewalls.

    14 Character pwds for his kids, on his home network, that isn't connected to the outside (his VMware box is for internet). Yeah, that's useful.

    He reminds me of the guy in town who advertises websites that a backwards compatible to Netscape 1.2 - very shrill, gets some attention, but is really clueless.

  32. Waste of time? by koehn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some people waste their time watching "American Idol." Others waste their time high on drugs, while still others waste their time trying to make the rest of us believe in their deity of choice. Even if the guy is paranoid, it's his time to waste.

    At least he's not wasting his time reading /.

  33. What a freaker by Percy_Blakeney · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This guy needs to get out more. Some of my favorite parts:


    Most of my internet traffic goes through at least three firewalls. Is that too paranoid?


    Almost definitely, yes.


    Sure, the threat might not be real. No one may ever actually want what you have on your PC. But does that really matter?


    Yes, it does. Welcome to the real world, where you have finite resources and impatient users. If you only have X amount of resources, do you spend them on protecting things that are a target or on things that nobody cares about?


    Its not that I think someone is trying to hack me, but I also don't think someone is not trying to hack me.


    So, can anyone tell me exactly what he's thinking? It seems like he doesn't even know.


    It takes five passwords to boot up my laptop and check my e-mail. One of those passwords is over 50 characters long.


    50 characters long? Why stop there? Why not 128 characters long? Why not memorize your entire public and private keys?


    I think that this fact alone -- that he has a 50-character password -- shows that he's not playing with a full deck of cards.

  34. Don't bury your weapons by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    You won't be able to get to them in time. Besides, we know the threat is closer than than that. Some of us even know that the apocalypse isn't coming, it's here already.

    Look what happens in every zombie movie; you think you have an opportunity to drive even 25 miles and dig up your S&W 1006 and your M4? You're zombie food.

    You need your sidearm ON YOU, and your rifle at arm's length. You need 2k rounds for your sidearm and 5k rounds for your rifle on hand ALL the time, along with supplies to crank out another 10k rounds if necessary.

    More shit buried in the woods is a great idea, too, but don't leave yourself unarmed.

  35. Cleansing Palates by SeanDuggan · · Score: 3, Informative

    How else do you cleanse the palate between beers?
    Wasabi.

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  36. Eight character passwords are sufficient by windowpain · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even if the password is not case-sensitive eight characters allows for more than 2.8 trillion passwords using the 26 letters and 10 digits. Many systems time out after three or so attempts. Even if you allow a thousand attempts (an absurdly high number) you'll still be very safe.

    Of course is someone steals a password-protected system he would have an unlimited number of attempts. So make it a nine character password. If the cracker can run one million tries a second he has only a 50% chance of cracking a truly random password in the first 16 years of trying.

    Show your work:

    Number of seconds in a year = ca. 3,153,600

    36^9 = 101,559,956,668,416 / 1,000,000 = 101,559,956

    101,559,956/3,153,600 = 32 years to search entire key space.

    32 / 2 = 16 years to search half of key space.

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  37. Quality vs quantity by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 2, Informative

    This guy doesn't have a clue. He's suffering from the delusion that "quantity has a quality in itself" (Stalin quote).

    3 firewalls ? Why not 6 or 12 ? Or 1, properly configured.

    5 passwords ? Why not 20 ? How is he tracking all his passwords - with "Password days" and all ? I'm betting the farm he isn't memorizing them all. If he is, they're not different enough, not good enough. I'm sure 4 of those 5 can be cracked with readily available cracker kits.

    No, he's all about "a lot of security" as opposed to "good security".

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  38. There are lots of opinions on altruism by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "They have the greatest chance of continuing the species line."

    Not necessarily. A paranoid creature might be to fearful to ever hunt and/or forage properly and would constantly be weakened and vunerable to disease. Their lack of social contact would also exclude them from the safety in numbers and support of the group also lowering their chances.

    A healthy sense of risk doesn't necessarily make you altruistic or "soft" as you snidely put it, just reasonable. Judging from how strong the urge to socialize is in primates (including us of course) after millions of years of evolution I'd say that paranoia is not a strong predictor for survival.

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  39. This guy is a moron by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The word paranoid is the important point. He is being stupid, because a casual hacker looks for easy targets. To stop them you only have to secure your system well enough that it isn't easy to get into, so they move on, as the internet is a big place.

    The only reason you would do all the silly crap that he has done, is because someone is out to get YOU, and is only after you. They are determined to get into your system, any way they can. Now, if your system is the Strategic Missile Command computers, then I could see why someone might really want to get in. However, this guys is a nobody. He isn't rich, he isn't influential, and he isnt powerful. Nobody is out to get him, so yes, he is paranoid.

    I always thought that paranoids were the absolute height of egomania, since you have to think pretty highly of yourself to think that you're worth the effort.

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  40. It's a joke, people by Daedala · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As soon as I read this article, I sent it to many of my friends, because it's funny. It's an elegant, understated, hilarious demonstration of an important point. It starts perfectly reasonably and gets progressively sillier, until by the end it's way over-the-top hyperbole. This essay is a really lovely piece of writing, because at first it suckers you in with its reasonably paranoid stance, and when you realize you've been had -- I guess that's if you realize you've been had -- makes you think about diminishing returns.

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  41. Microsoft is not the problem by mkmoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem is his kids! What about the social engineering risks. Someone could just buy his kids a six pack in exchange for their passwords. The only logical solution is to get rid of his kids. Probably get rid of his wife too. I doubt she can really be trusted to have acess to the system.

    1. Re:Microsoft is not the problem by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Someone could just buy his kids a six pack in exchange for their passwords.

      A six pack? You're thinking way too big. Wasn't there a study a few months ago where it was shown that like 60% or more of users would disclose their passwords in exchange for chocolate?

      "Hey kid, want some candy?"

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    2. Re:Microsoft is not the problem by Soruk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the figures were somewhat different, but taking those ones in the parent, that only tells you that 40% were too dumb to invent a bogus password for free chocolate.

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  42. Bad patches are the least of your problems. by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From a security perspective, it is not the patches which crash your computer or destroy data that are a problem. They are just annoying. Reinstall, restore your data from a back up, and you are ready to go again.

    The problem comes from bugs with exploits in the wild, but no patches yet.

    Unpatched IE vulnerabilities
    Unpatched Windows XP Vulnerabilities

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  43. Well with these new cases and such... by CYDVicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    I keep my PC's turned around so I can tell if anyone has installed a hardware keylogger. He feels so safe with the PC's turned around that... -doesn't see the usb keylogger in the front usb port... ...or the usb dongle plugged into the keyboard usb port of this nice Dell by Microsoft keyboard... On a side note, what is he going to use as a cup holder now?

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  44. Re:14 character password? by OglinTatas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of my pet peeves is security systems that force an unreasonable UPPER limit on password length. There is one system here at work that requires a 6-8 digit password. Even worse, another system requires a 5 digit "PIN" when really they mean a 5 and only 5 character password.

    Why this really is annoying to me is because I use a 4 tier password system. Tier 1 is for my bank accounts, when that is changed the password is reused for tier 2 applications--my passwords on my home computers. Tier 2 password becomes tier 3, my email, and those passwords become tier 4, i.e. all my passwords at work. That way I only have to remember 4 passwords at any one time (and 2 truncated ones) and no sticky note security.

  45. Not that Paranoid by obender · · Score: 2, Funny
    His file systems are not encrypted. Guess the swap file is not encrypted either. And he leaves the computers in the house when he goes out. And I bet his smart cards are not edible.

    This is just an amateur paranoid.

  46. Beyond Fear by JerkyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This guy should have a look at Bruce Schnier's site, especially with regards to understanding pracitcal security. This seems enlightening:
    Schneier invites us all to move beyond fear and to start thinking sensibly about security. He tells us why security is much more than cameras, guards, and photo IDs, and why expensive gadgets and technological cure-alls often obscure the real security issues. Using anecdotes from history, science, sports, movies, and the evening news, Beyond Fear explains basic rules of thought and action that anyone can understand and, most important of all, anyone can use. The benefits of Schneier's non-alarmist, common-sense approach to analyzing security will be immediate.
    Schnier would probably concur that the author of this article is paranoid, but it is even more likely that Schnier would describe him as unreasonable.
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  47. Re:oww by NullProg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Second, 3 firewalls? for a home network?
    He didn't state what type, but I can guess...

    1) Software Based firewall (Possibly two if you don't trust the first.
    2) Wireless AP to internal network Firewall.
    3) Internet firewall.

    I have two of these on my home network (for the windows client), ZoneAlarm + Hardware. When I install a wireless access point I will then add another one to firewall that segement.

    Enjoy.

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  48. Re:Convenience != 1/Security by coyote-san · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would argue that inconvenient security is not secure. People will find ways around it, sometimes in the worst possible way from a security standpoint.

    Good security should be relatively unintrusive. E.g., your security badge includes a java button, you need it and your password to log on. (I'm not sure if jbuttons are wireless, but if not substitute some smart device that is.) Once you're logged in a kerberos TGT is written to your badge. You can then access most secured functions because they quietly get the ticket from your badge. You could set up the system so your tickets (not TGT) only live for 10-15 seconds - you walk away from your desk to go to the bathroom or "coincidently" run into that cutie at the water fountain and the ticket can't be renewed and the applications are disabled (and screen blanked?) until you return. Then you have to repeat your password (since somebody might have taken the badge off your still-warm body) and everything is as you left it.

    If you need special rights you provide the password for another TGT, one with a short lifetime. Think 'sudo' as an analogy.

    It's far more secure than having to maintain a separate username/password for multiple applications, yet simultaneously far more convenient. Nobody will complain, esp. if badges are required or they're already used to get through doors. Most people won't even understand how the badge around their neck gives them access to their workstation (and possibly others when working with others).

    A slightly weaker version uses a USB dongle attached to your keys. Nobody walks away from their car keys for long.

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  49. Pet peeve: by Kphrak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Paranoid admins who like to practice "information denial techniques" on their systems, making them essentially unfixable. The thinking is, "We don't want a hacker to have any information about our network. We don't want him to even know what kind of system he's on if he ever does get in. So we've got to hide as much system stuff as possible."

    We've got quite a few of those here, most of who have had "security at ANY COST" drilled into them by the higherups. Here are a few gems:

    • One of my managers from a few years back forbid putting manpages on any DMZ systems. Just in case a hacker got in and needed to know how to use a command. Of course, if it's 3AM and we're working on something esoteric in there, we wouldn't have to walk to another system to check the manpages. We keep all the commandline args in our heads. And manpages, as we all know, are secret information -- they're not available on Google. No sir.
    • The other day, someone asked me how we could hide the route info in our outgoing email headers indicating that internal servers (192.168, etc) were sending mail to our mail gateway. Best if no one has any clue what mail servers sent the mail. At least they didn't ask me to spoof all senders to secret@myorg.gov -- I was expecting that, by that point.
    • Our password policy requires a password that has letters, alphanumeric chars, and numbers. Every thirty days, you've got to change your password. OK, that's not so bad. But wait, there's more! It remembers your last three passwords and won't let you use them. Up to a short time ago, if you entered a password wrong three consecutive times, it locked you out of all systems on the network until further notice. The potential DOS is left as an exercise for the reader.
    • A short time ago, one of our admins created a "locked down" DMZ system incorporating the minimum amount of packages he could use. Something went haywire in our network connectivity using an update program, so I tried to do some troubleshooting. Telnet to the remote server on port 80 to see if we could get HTTP connectivity? Nope, telnet (the CLIENT) was gone. How 'bout snoop? Nope, I couldn't watch network packets short of going into the room and plugging in an ethernet tap. I ended up doing the same stuff from another system in the DMZ that had not been locked down in this fashion.

    I'm sure there's another super-paranoid person on this topic who may flame me for this and say I'm a rotten admin for keeping any debugging tools on a system. But a lot of people forget that 50% of security is keeping the bad guys out, and the other 50% is allowing the good guys to do their job without a huge hassle. Sure, having people logging in via telnet, or allowing "password" as a password sucks. But timely patching, keeping an eye on your system services, EDUCATING YOUR USERS, and having a good firewall policy will keep far more trouble out than instituting the Fourth Reich on a production system.

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  50. The Nature of Paranoia by Morosoph · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Being trusting of a single large vendor may appear to be contrary to the spirit of paranoia, but this is to ignore what paranoia really is:

    Paranoia is the misordering of priorities though irrational fear. For example, I am posting to Slashdot using links2 run from a Gentoo livecd from my second machine. If I was doing this for any reason other than because my main system had suffered disk failure, requiring a reinstall, or random geek value, I would be seriously paranoid, for I'd focused so strongly upon having an unhackable system over implementing anonymisation over ipv6.

    More seriously, being excessively slowed down though having to jump through security hoops, and having your mindspace taken up can end up reducing productivity, and risks seriously eating into profits. Hence we have security specialists, who call themselves "paranoid" because they would be, if they had a normal (meaning non-security) job. It is entirely possible that someone in security is too paranoid for security, and trusts those that they should be weary of on grounds of insufficient competence because of irrational fears of those who's motives they do not trust.

    Avoiding obviously taking sides, it's clear to [Democrats|Republicans] that [Republicans|Democrats] are paranoid about various risks. This isn't just relativism: those who seek power tend to perceive a greater need to control the masses than the rest of us. Someone has to be getting it wrong!

    Paranoia is a strange thing...

  51. further analysis... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people will view this kind of paranoia as a challenge, which will only encourage them to attack him.

    Ahh, the self-fullfilling prophesy of paranoia: Act out enough, and you get all sorts of unwelcome attention that just confirms your egomania.

    Of course, if I were really interested in getting into this guy's computers, I would shoot him once in the foot and tell him that the next bullet would go into his head if he didn't spill all his passwords. Computer security is only as good as the weakest link...

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  52. B#llsh!t Paranoia is egotism by redelm · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Absolute security at all costs" means zero functionality at high cost.

    More important is a credible threat, probability and loss analysis, compared with a list of countermeasures and their costs.

    Otherwise, it's just the cops featherbedding, just like the CIA did over the strength of the USSR -- even just before the collapse and perestroika.

    Don't give in to fear.

  53. Re:Try to count them. by DA-MAN · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many new laptops can have a hard drive password set in BIOS, that is written to the drive at a low level. Moving the laptop drive to another machine will not let you read the data unless you know the password (or have some really high end equipment to take it apart I imagine).

    It looks like the enforcement of this requires the BIOS to interract. I have not been able to find a way to remove this password, but I've had no issues with pulling data from the drives with passwords by just putting them in external usb enclosures.

    So although you will not be able to steal machines and sell the hard drive for parts, you can steal the machine and get data if that's what your target is.

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  54. openBSD anyone? by Tharkban · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ok...so my real question is, why in the world is this guy running microsoft products? Not to say, microsoft isn't secure, I would be asking the same question if the article implied he was using linux.

    If I was that paranoid nothing but a locked down openBSD machine behind the nastiest firewall imaginable would be good enough for me.

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  55. Re: Mod Parent Off-topic by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point is that Linux, BSD, and any other OS that's open source can actually be examined. If you're paranoid, you have to audit all the code yourself and hand-write the base assembler to assembly the quasi-compiler; refer back to the thought experiment of the bugged compiler which would infect compiler and login program to propagate itself. Even further, you'd want to use an open system where you can verify all the firmware, including the BIOS, to make sure no hooks are in place to compromise your security. And even further than that, you need to validate all the chips and processors in your system that they're not bugged either.

    So, for one who claims he's really paranoid, he's very much a far way off from real paranoia. He's not even taking the basic step of validating his operating system.

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