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TIE Fighter Case Mod

serutan writes "Extreme Tech just kicked off their weekly case mod contest. The first winning entry is a scale model of a Star Wars TIE Fighter that's both a computer case and a desk. The rig is crafted out of PVC, plywood, a pet exercise ball, and bondo (so basically it's pretty much like the real thing)."

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  1. Nice... by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 3, Funny

    But I still want to build the desk from Tron

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  2. I like this mod better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    click here [planetquake.com] to see the ideal case mod for a *BSD system!

    1. Re:I like this mod better by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...the last case you'll ever need.

  3. kudos to them! by TheWart · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I must say, I am way more impressed by this than pretty much any other case mod I can think of....it is both cool looking and functional....and I think even non-geeks would find it nifty.

    1. Re:kudos to them! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Whilst this mod is indeed impressive looking, tt would have been better if it wasn't the actual desk.
      It somewhat ruins the effect having a bit slab of glass in the way.

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    2. Re:kudos to them! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      My initial thought upon reading the summary was that he built it sideways- thus using one of the "wings" as the desktop.

      But I must admit it does look pretty good. And far more usability than other case mods I've seen.

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    3. Re:kudos to them! by MrExact · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think even non-geeks would find it nifty.

      I don't think non-geeks would find this nifty at all. It's a Star Wars case mod the size of a table.

    4. Re:kudos to them! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I reckon the cockpit is perfectly placed to bang your knees on.

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  4. Not as crazy as the Imperiator SD case by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:Not as crazy as the Imperiator SD case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Go ahead and read about the Bender Case too.

  5. Have you seen the pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd hate to be the pilot of that TIE fighter, especially when the person using the computer is looking at pr0n.

    I think 23 hours a day of it is a bit too much for that pilot to see.

    1. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see your Schwarz is bigger than mine! :(

    2. Re:Have you seen the pics? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Kinda like the The United States of no

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    3. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Grakun · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to be the pilot of that TIE fighter, especially when the person using the computer is looking at pr0n.

      Just wait 'til they find the porn, and see how much you hate it.

      And I'm sure it won't take long.

    4. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Abtev84 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that 'Yoghurt! I hate yoghurt! Even with rasberry!' Possibly a different berry, though...

    5. Re:Have you seen the pics? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Even with rasberry!

      Especially with manberries!

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  6. Fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will never fly!

  7. Sufficiently nerdy by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But why aren't they using those external fins as heat sinks?

  8. a computer case and a desk... by Rew190 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and an incredibly effective female repellant. Obviously should've chosen a TIE Interceptor.

    1. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Gleng · · Score: 1

      I'd go with a TIE Advanced. I prefer my desk to have a hyperdrive.

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    2. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Rew190 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe, but the also-equipped shields would probably ensure you'd never have children.

      But perhaps if you diverted all power away from shields to the engines and lasers...

    3. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Gleng · · Score: 2, Funny
      But perhaps if you diverted all power away from shields to the engines and lasers...

      Totally. Shields are for people who get hit.

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    4. Re:a computer case and a desk... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      I'd go with a TIE Advanced.
      A Tie Defender would be even cooler. One of the solar panels could be horizontal as your desk, and the other two would be legs.
    5. Re:a computer case and a desk... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Right.

      TIEs definitely don't have shields. ...I'll be at the geek table. 'scuse me.

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    6. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but then you've got the missle boat loaded with 40 advanced concussion missles and one of the most advanced engines ever. Just hit "n" baby...

      .. this unfortunately still fares poorly for genitalia, however.

    7. Re:a computer case and a desk... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Actually i would prefer the TIE Bomber - more room

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    8. Re:a computer case and a desk... by bombshelter13 · · Score: 1

      Did you ~read~ what they were talking about? They were talking about the TIE/Advanced, which most definately does have shields. Now go find your own table and stop taking up room at mine.

    9. Re:a computer case and a desk... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      Just hit "n" baby...
      Indeed. But the thing cost more than the Star Destroyer that it was flying out of ...

      God, that game kicked ass for it's day!

    10. Re:a computer case and a desk... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Oh no!! I've fallen victim to not-reading-the-parent!! :( ::shoots himself::

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    11. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I know there is joke about a windows IIS server out there begging to be attached to the above.

      Mycroft

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  9. It is time for an updated re-release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    of Lucasart's TIE Fighter, the greatest game of all time.

    That is all I have to say.

    1. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Stalyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second that... I still have the box w/ discs and manual.

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    2. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct, sir. Update the graphics and lead the gameplay alone (just add more ships and up the AI). Oh, and include all of the expansion packs, and bring back the X-Wing capability where you could build up other pilots and then use them as your wingmen...

      I would drop 200 bucks for that game.

    3. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by magefile · · Score: 1

      Yes. Perhaps this thread should be an impromptu petition for a re-release?

    4. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by cory_p82 · · Score: 1

      Now this desk just needs to have a place for my joystick so I could PLAY that game on it.

    5. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by falzer · · Score: 1

      I had my name drawn and won TIE fighter as a free prize. I was ripped off.

    6. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      How about network game play? Then you can have people that fly with you, and presumably, fly against you too. I think that would be more interesting than being able to design wingmen.

    7. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I liked X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter much more, especially with the Balance of Power expansion.

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    8. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Avenel · · Score: 1

      They would just f&%k it up. Tribes Vengeance anyone?

    9. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The game runs fine under WinXP, by the way. I still play it on occasion. I remember there also was a rewrite with better graphics released at some point, although not sure what it was called.

    10. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by abdulla · · Score: 1

      Do you often get inspections by the "wallet inspector"?

    11. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Really? I never tried actually. Thanks for the info! XD

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    12. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by SScorpio · · Score: 1
      The remake was released after Xwing vs. TIE Fighter. It uses the engine from that game and also has updated cutscenes but as far as I can tell all of the voice acting is the same as the original. Further more the package included remakes of both the X-wing and TIE fighter games along with all of the expansion packs.

      And some really good news for everyone. I found it for sale for those of you that don't have it at Gogamer.com and it's selling for $27.90 + s/h. So that guy below that says he'll pay up to $200 for that can save some money or just send the $170 he didn't spend on the game to me.

      http://www.gogamer.com/cgi-bin/GoGamer.storefront/ SESSIONID/Product/View/001XWIC

    13. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that'd be awesome too. Cooperative with swarms of fighters and lots of capital ships would be AMAZING.

    14. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just remember how much I played that game, and whenever it is mentioned I miss it. Just an awesome game, took a LONG time to beat, you could re-play it 5000 different ways, etc. For an updated version of that with modern graphics (really, it's just the resolution and textures), I would throw down decent cash - many, many hours of fun would be had for me, so I find it worth it. Hell, I basically bought an XBox just for Halo.

    15. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Yup, the collector's edition. I've got it. I believe all it did for the graphical end of things was just up the resolution to something like 640*480 (please correct me if I'm wrong).

      I've got a big monitor, so it doesn't look too good there - I'm talking about a full-blown remake, new engine, new models, sounds, the works, but with the same missions and the same gameplay.

    16. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      To the person who moderated this as insightful:
      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=insightfu l

      Explain to me how the parent showed insight or was perceptive in pointing out that he still has the game. Please. I'm dying to know.

    17. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by ultranova · · Score: 1

      To the person who moderated this as insightful:
      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=insightfu l

      Explain to me how the parent showed insight or was perceptive in pointing out that he still has the game. Please. I'm dying to know.

      But if he does explain it to you, his moderations on this thread will be undone, including the insightfull mod that you seem to find so offensive. In other words...

      IT'S A TRAP !!!

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    18. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      See X-Wing vs TIE Fighter - that had network play.

    19. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by JKR · · Score: 1

      Or X-Wing Alliance - flying as gunner in a freighter against your mates in Tie Interceptors is a laugh.

      Jon.

    20. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I'm all for it! I would pay for TIE Fighter if it was released again with upgraded technology. And I rarely buy games.

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    21. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by SScorpio · · Score: 1
      Actually this was a full-blown remake. It has the models from X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter, and uses Direct3d. Try playing the old original DOS versions. They were in 320x240 and the models were very simple compared to the what is found in the remakes.

      You have to remember just when these games were released. XvsTIE came out in 1997 so you can't really expect it to look as good as modern games. And the sequal game to the X-Wing and TIE series X-Wing Alliance was released in 1999. There is currently a project updating all the models at: http://www.xwaupgrade.com/.

      The only major issue with the Collector's Edition is that it keeps the original systems fully intact. While this is nice since it keeps them original TIE Fighter's system of how you interfaced with the ships was a nice update to X-Wings, and XvsTIE was a major and awesome update. Going back to the old systems in kind of hard, but the games are still fun.

    22. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Umm ... you just described the Jump To Lightspeed expansion for Star Wars Galaxies.

      And yes, it is amazing when there are enough people online, which hasn't happened in a while since they royally fucked up the ground game with their 'combat upgrade' or something like that.

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  10. Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    This is how cubicle furniture should be design. I'm sure the PHB will absolutely have to have a Super Destroyer cube.

    1. Re:Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that wouldn't be cool and it would scare the peons.

    2. Re:Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Woman, are you still angry that I didn't mail you a nude picture of myself. Sheesh... give it up! :P

    3. Re:Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I just love my fans! Even the dumb ones.

  11. Is that Windows XP? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Funny

    It truly is an agent of the Empire.

    1. Re:Is that Windows XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Isn't someone supposed to mod parent funny or troll?

  12. Hmmm. by Rew190 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.

    1. Re:Hmmm. by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      "Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls."

      Mod Parent up!!! Funny

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    2. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Weary? You get a lot of shots at your balls eh?

      Oh wait, you mean wary. My bad. *snigger*

    3. Re:Hmmm. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.

      That's okay, fellow slashdotter, you'll never use 'em anyhow.

    4. Re:Hmmm. by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.

      yeah, me too. i mean, sometimes it's nice having something to warm up your balls, but after a while you get tired of it.

    5. Re:Hmmm. by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "wary" not "weary"!!!

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  13. I can see the look on the girl's face... by WonderSnatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    when she walks in and sees that!

    Oh, wait! It's Saturday night and I'm posting on slashdot...

    Brett

  14. i wonder by azbrdhntr · · Score: 1

    When we'll get an x-wing case mod.

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  15. Now what? by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    How is he going to get the thing out of the room?

    1. Re:Now what? by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny
      How is he going to get the thing out of the room?
      • Fly it.
      • Size matters not.
    2. Re:Now what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Do you really think his parents will kick him out? He's lasted this long....

  16. Disney goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Disney goatse by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2

      Outstanding! I wish I still had mod points, but I pissed them away on a discussion about the environment.

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  17. Where's the Pilot? by JacksonAces · · Score: 1

    Seems like a droid Starfighter or a TIE-D would have beeen more appropriate.

  18. How to make a case... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    1. Obtain a TIE fighter...
    1. Re:How to make a case... by Ki+Master+George · · Score: 1
      1. Obtain a TIE fighter...

      Yes, but that's not all!

      2. ???
      3. Profit!

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  19. is he using by Paralizer · · Score: 1

    onboard everything? In the first pic, you can clearly see the PCI expansion slots to the right of the cockpit window. By the placement of the motherboard, expansion ports would be going upward into the glass. So is he using onboard video, audio, and networking?

    I like it being a table much more than a PC case mod :)

  20. They have these new things, they're called "eyes" by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    They're great for actually looking at the link, and seeing that your post has absolutely no relevancy to this artwork.

  21. Partial disassembly? by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    Call me crazy, but what can be put together can in many cases be taken apart and put back together again.

  22. Ouch by joeybagadonuts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea. That's definitely going to bring in the chicks.

  23. Re:Tie by fresh27 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    worst pun ever, please mod parent down for being so shitty

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  24. Whats inside the case? by doc_pez · · Score: 5, Funny

    The TIE was running Windows.

    So I guess we now know what really happened to the Death Star. A gaping security "hole" + a special download.

    I guess it follows that the Rebels used Linux (solid X-Wings, but not enough drivers for them). But no matter how patched they kept flying.

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    1. Re:Whats inside the case? by floki · · Score: 1
      The TIE was running Windows. So I guess we now know what really happened to the Death Star. A gaping security "hole" + a special download.

      And once again the Apple users seem kind of alien to me. At least that's what was suggested by Independence Day. This once again proves that Macs aren't as secure as is always touted.

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    2. Re:Whats inside the case? by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you need an geek permanently on hand (well, glued to the back of it) to get anything done.
      That said, R2D2 is clearly the king of the command line.

      TBH the millenium falcon looked more a candidate for running Linux to me:

      LUKE: What a piece of junk.
      HAN: She'll make point five beyond the speed of light. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I recompiled the kernel myself.

      LUKE BOGGLES IN DISBELIEF.

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    3. Re:Whats inside the case? by doc_pez · · Score: 1

      I guess we already knew C3P0 is running Windows Mobile. It's the only explanation.

      I guess Macs would have to be ..... The Ewoks. Cute when you first look at them, if you have 4000 of them you can get some work done, and the only ones who understand them is other Ewoks.

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    4. Re:Whats inside the case? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      That Ewok/Mac anology is the best one I've seen yet... sig!

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    5. Re:Whats inside the case? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      I guess we already knew C3P0 is running Windows Mobile. It's the only explanation.

      Explanation for what? It sounds as though you're selling Threepio terribly short, but I don't know what the rationale is. Threepio is a terribly underappreciated character, though...

  25. Re:Tie by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, he spent a lot of time on it and submitted it to slashdot which means that he should only get praise and admiration.

  26. Tied up in XP by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    No wonder they lost there using Winblows XP!!!

  27. Advice by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 2, Funny

    Size matters not.

    Dammit that's the last thing I want to hear when I'm sitting at that kind of desk given the view from the cockpit of that thing.

    1. Re:Advice by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      Judge you not by your size, for your ally is the FORCE!!!!

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  28. Amazing! by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's amazing the stuff you can cobble together when there is no chance you will ever, ever, EVER have sex.

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  29. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The kind of guy that would complain about his girlfriend's stubble when she's giving him a blowjob.

    1. Re:Yep by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      complain about his girlfriend's stubble when she's giving him a blowjob.

      I should hope that it is cause for complaint if the stubble is on her lip...

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  30. Kick ass desk, lame desktop by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Slick desk, for sure, but why is it that whenever I see a screenshot of XP it has like 54 icons on the desktop? I'd be so much happier to see a really slick screensaver, a tastefull linux desktop, or even an XP desktop with less than 54 icons on it...

    1. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      The 54 icons is due the unusable MS menu system which makes your seldom used, but very important programs disappear. The one place where you can keep an eye on your icons and ensure that they don't disappear on you, is on the desktop...

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    2. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The 54 icons is due the unusable MS menu system which makes your seldom used, but very important programs disappear. The one place where you can keep an eye on your icons and ensure that they don't disappear on you, is on the desktop...

      Go into the Start Menu and Taskbar settings, and turn off "Personalized Menus". Then you don't have to deal with Windows deciding how your start menu should look (which has to be one of the dumbest things Microsoft has ever come up with in terms of UI).

  31. Re: ON their desk? Not necessary... by SimonShine · · Score: 2, Interesting
    > Does anyone really have something like this on thier desk?

    The practical thing about this "casemod" is that it is the desk - and a cool looking one at that, so you have the entire theme figured out besides a nifty poster to hang above on the wall!

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  32. Give it a rest by Chrax · · Score: 1

    Oh give it a fucking rest. Yes, we realize that most people here prefer Linux, but the constant ragging on Windows is annoying as all get out. You could at least try to be clever in noting their OS choice, but instead you're just being a douchebag. So stop.

  33. R2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
  34. Yah, not an RPG version by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    If they made it MMOG, and had an actual galactic struggle going on where your mini battles affect the overall campaign then it'd rock.

  35. Tie fighter = Falling down by 3770 · · Score: 1

    When I hear the words Tie fighter I can't help but think about this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/

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      Did I ruin Star Wars or Falling Down for you?

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  36. Re:My Mod! by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've got my whole thing planned out. I'm going to add random lights on the case, make it transparent AND ugly (that's a must), and stick "sponsorship" decals on it. I'm also going to find as many Intel Pentium 4 stickers as I can so it goes faster! I'm going to win for sure.

    Seriously though, case modding is really fun for people who don't have the money to add performance to their PC. In fact, you can find various things around the house to make your case Martha Stewart friendly!

    God you're a fucking tool! OK, I think that a lot of case mods are silly, and I think that a lot of Star Wars fans are silly. But this is a pretty cool and creative case mod and desk. Here's someone who has a passion and the creativity to express it. Isn't that a big part of being a geek? I think it's pretty cool myself, even if I wouldn't want one for in my house. (Although I'm surprised that Lucas hasn't licensed this out to Herman Miller as a design for office cubicles. God knows he's whored out everything else in Star Wars)

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  37. Wow by jacobrich · · Score: 1

    That is one of the coolest things I have seen all day! Great job!

  38. Nice case... by rune2 · · Score: 1

    Impressive!

    1. Re:Nice case... by valkyriekl · · Score: 1

      Impressive! [Vader, SW:ep5:TESB]Most impressive.[/Vader]

  39. Just make sure... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    ...not to run the same program twice, lest you run into your own bright digital trail...

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  40. This case mod.... by $mooth · · Score: 1

    This case mod is gold Jerry, gold!!!

    Whaddaya gonna do?

  41. Re:Tie by MarkRose · · Score: 1

    At least someone got it. Sigh.

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  42. TIE Fighter - game & desk by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1
    >>It is time for an updated re-release
    >>of Lucasart's TIE Fighter, the greatest
    >>game of all time.

    >>That is all I have to say.

    Absolutely; I still have that game - albeit on the shelf - and played the hell out of it. Most fun I've had with a game - ever.

    They should absolutely release an updated version with the same single player gameplay of the original. Adding multiplayer would be sweet - in this day and age pretty much a must - but they should not sacrificed single player gameplay.

    OT, I'm impressed with the mod. It looks great and was undoubtedly a lot of work - $300 and a ton of time. My carpentry/woodworking/bondo/pvc skillz are pretty lame; had a buddy build me a great desk for about $150 - took him about two half-days.

    Would have taken me an eon and probably a trip or two to the ER to make something servicable. To paraphrase Simon (FireFly): I'm like a trained ape, without the training.

  43. Re:Slow news day? by saskboy · · Score: 1

    "I've got a case that's got some duct tape mods. Will it get posted?"

    Only on the Red Green website.

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    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  44. Why the Rebellion should choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course, Linux. The whole Rebel operation would benefit greatly from open source personnel, fleet, intelligence and supply management solutions.

    1.) No vendor reliance. Your YT-1300's hyperspace motivator giving you heck? If you rely on the proprietary APIs to get fixed, you'll wait forever - the Corellian Engineering Corporation deprecated the YT-1300 for the YT-2400 way back when it was still just called "The Republic." Paid extended support from the company ended a long time ago in an Imperial mandate, and the only consultants who can help are practically in a galaxy far, far away from the Galactic Rim.

    Or, you could convert your ship's software to Solo Enterprise's FalconLinux! No other onboard systems control software can speak more languages out of the box than a protocol droid (even Wookie!), and driver patches are still available and still being developed to avoid those damn untimely hyperspace drive GPFs (not to mention some under-the-table packages to spoof ship ID codes, or watch the latest encrypted holodiscs). Vendor availability may be interrupted, however, by an Imperial lawsuit from Coruscant's Starcraft Control and Operations, a subsidary of TIE developers Sienar Fleet Systems, which claims Linux is based on smuggled source code. Which is, of course, total bantha poo-doo.

    2.) Better chance at a fast response to critical feature requests. Targetting computer unable to hit that exhaust port? Proton torpedo guidance system can't make a precicely-timed 90 degree turn? You don't need the Force, padawan! Don't wait for a patch to just magically appear upstream, just write it yourself. You benefit yourself, you benefit your wingmen, and you benefit the Rebellion. What, you think there was some mystical energy field that controlled that protorp? Naw, Luke Skywalker was just a bad-ass with Python and C++, thanks to tons of practice overclocking and optimizing the code on his trainer's Tatooine womp-rat targetting system.

    3.) Lower cost of operations without resorting to theft. The Rebellion thrived on two things - making the most out of limited resources and stealth. Sure, smuggling raids were necessary for vital supplies. But why risk a team of commandos and a fighter escort to steal a bunch of traceable copies of Imperial Viewport SDOS: Imperator Edition - especially since your equipment is too outdated to even boot the operating system? Linux would provide the Alliance with a practically free solution, customizable to run on everything from a swiped Imperial databank to an A-Wing and an astromech to a datapad. And there's a sympathetic support base of volunteers across the holonet. Seriously. I'm telling you, that SCO lawsuit is a damn Fett conspiracy!

  45. Re:My Mod! by Solosoft · · Score: 1

    Wow ... that idea looks like my case (not finished yet) but that's sort of the idea ... fancy clear case with as many lights as I can fit in there.

    What's the matter with being scared of the dark :)

    Oh you might want a Link to the page.

    Nothing too fancy yet ... but working on it slowly

  46. Infidel by dirtsurfer · · Score: 1

    You underestimate the power of Darth Pastius.

  47. Very nice, but by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    does it do that screaming sound, the *WOOOOOOOAIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN* one when it overheats :?

    1. Re:Very nice, but by biglig2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      As many have observed, the cockpit part of this case is right next to the user's genitalia, so I rather imagine you do hear a "WOOOOOOOAIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN" when it overheats....

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  48. C3PO! by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    I will really be impressed when they make a case mod of C3PO that actually walks around, talks to you and can pilot your TIE Fighter case mod against you in deathmatches of Star Wars Battlefronts. That would be trully amazing...

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    1. Re:C3PO! by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

      obviously your grasp of sarcasm is as strong as your social skills. Have fun wallowing in your lameness.

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      ...and it should be known by now
  49. Conan O' Brien? by game+kid · · Score: 1

    Is that you? I didn't know homophobic late-night hosts posted here! Love your show though. Maybe you can showcase this PC and make fun of its builder with your "geek" voice too.

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    You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  50. just when you think it can't get worse... by ldhertert · · Score: 1

    I know that this site is for nerds (myself included). After reading this story, I was pretty sure that the nerd factor could not get any higher. Then I saw that people actually started making fun of the fact that the computer was running windows. geek++;

  51. Makes a great office desk by eander315 · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine a cubical farm made of those? Better yet, can you imagine the reaction of all the non-IT department drones when they saw their new cubes? Priceless.

  52. Re:ugh by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    If you can't benefit from a TIE Fighter case/desk, what the heck are you doing on Slashdot, anyways?

    That aside, I definately would call this an "innovative cool product"--can you imagine all the people who would buy that for $500+ if he made more of them?

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  53. Re:ugh by dwntwnboi · · Score: 1

    eh... fair enough...

  54. Obligitory: "That's no moon..." by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...It's a workstation!"

    And don't forget to tip your waitress on the way out! Goodnight!

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  55. Re:A case built as a scale model of... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

    TIE Fighters are only flimzy IF you get hit. I still remember jumping online the day X-Wing Alliance came out, sadly it never had the community of the MSN Gaming Zone's X-Wing vs. TIE, but I schooled some kids that needed their pansy shields in their X-Wing and A-Wing.

  56. Four Months by kingofalaska · · Score: 1
    The builder, David Barry, said he spent four months on it.

    I'm guessing he isn't repelling any females.

    Rural Alaska nuclear power gets legislative backing

  57. Exactly! by lullabud · · Score: 1

    I put all my usual icons in the Quicklaunch bar along with my Network Control Panel. (Please oh please, Microsoft, bless us with Network Profiles like Mac OS has...) That quicklaunch bar is one of the most useful features (and I always disable the Desktop Cleanup Wizard so that when I re-ghost my system after 60 days it doesn't whine and bitch at me.) I hope somebody comes up with a launcher like Quicksilver or Launchbar for Windows really really soon.

  58. Re:ugh by cyrix · · Score: 1

    And yet you're taking the time to post a comment on slashdot? *fires up the grill* WE'RE HAVING HYPOCRISY TONIGHT BOYS!!! AND LOTS OF IT!!

  59. Re:My Mod! by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Although I'm surprised that Lucas hasn't licensed this out to Herman Miller as a design for office cubicles. God knows he's whored out everything else in Star Wars

    No he hasn't. Or at least I haven't seen any twi'lek sex dolls.

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  60. He has been captured by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
    So I guess we now know what really happened to the Death Star. A gaping security "hole" + a special download.

    Turn on your Monitor. Luke Skywalker has been captured. While ENN has no pictures at this point of time, the military channel (TIE) released some pictures. I managed to capture a couple of these pictures off my monitor. Ive attached a slideshow containing all the pictures I managed to capture. I apologize for the low quality, its the best I could do at this point of time. Hopefully ENN will have pictures and a video soon.

    God bless the Emperor!

  61. Re:Disney goatse is SFW by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    That's a classic!

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  62. Re: ON their desk? Not necessary... by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

    [joke]yes, a nice large LOTR poster would be great[/joke]

  63. Yes got two copies! by cheesemp · · Score: 1

    Got another as I noticed the first CD was a bit scratched (don't want to ever be denied access to this game) - That story line was the best ever in a game as far as I'm conserned.

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