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Performance of OpenOffice.org and MS Office

m85476585 writes "I have used Microsoft Office since I purchased it a year ago. I wrongly assumed that since I paid for it, it must be better, but recently I have noticed that it seems slow, so I decided to try OpenOffice.org to see if it is faster. I compared Writer and Word to see which one is faster and consumes less resources. The results are posted on my website."

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  1. Blooooaaaaat by giorgiofr · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're comparing one of the *worst pieces of bloatware* to OpenOffice.org? How CRUEL of you!

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    1. Re:Blooooaaaaat by SUB7IME · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And, thanks to totally unscientific nature of the tests, the bloatware really doesn't come out looking any worse than OpenOffice.org!

    2. Re:Blooooaaaaat by bjason82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used Openoffice a while back but switched over to abiword. I loved Abiword and used it for some months, but the more I used it I found it to be glitchy and was not as reliable as Openoffice..so I switched back.

      Unfortunately, I was recently forced to use MS Office because Openoffice wasn't rendering a DOC file correctly while I was working on a group project for one of my classes. I'm not a big fan of Openoffice's excell equivalent, certain aspects are less intuitive than excell, and I found it impossible to copy graphs from excell to Write. Even if I opened a DOC (created in MS WORD) in Openoffice that contained graphs, things did not turn out right. The graphs were unreadable and didn't render as they do in MS Word.

      I am not putting any fault on the part of the folks at Openoffice.org, but the reality is the world is a DOC world and Openoffice has difficulty with those file types. When it comes down to it I'm an Open Source advocate and 90% of the applications are OSS.....the only closed source programs I have 'purchased' are certain games(ie. hl2,doom3,farcry). I don't see any point in purchasing software when you have equal or superior Open Source alternatives.

    3. Re:Blooooaaaaat by mjh49746 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clippy's bloatware? And I thought he actually wanted to help me with my document? I feel so disallusioned. So cheated.

    4. Re:Blooooaaaaat by Zro+Point+Two · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without sounding like I'm jumping on one side or the other....

      How can anyone take these numbers seriously when you have a) A fresh install of OO.o vs a year old install of MS Office. b) It's not even a clean install of MS Office. He had works installed previously. He's modified the install of MS Office at least once in the past.

      And what version of MS Office is being used? What kind of options are installed with it? What kind of configuration options are enabled on either of them? I don't remember having to reboot my computer to install Office on XP...maybe I did at one point, but it would have been for the MS installer updates...which quite possibly could have been needed for a fresh OO.o install on a fresh XP install.

      This article could have garnered SOOO much more validity if it was a fresh install of both on a fresh install of XP. I'm sure that OO.o will probably still come out faster, but just how much the difference is...that I don't know.

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    5. Re:Blooooaaaaat by WiFiBro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I've seen OpenOffice 2.0's spreadsheet converting an Excel sheet pretty darn good. All sorts of formulas and interactions just kept functioning. A multi-line table had to be reorganized so that the source data were in parallel columns with one single column for all x-values, and i hope that will be improved but if you think of how complicated MS Office applications are it is very well done.
      I found one more problem, a locked Excel sheet was no longer locked after conversion.

    6. Re:Blooooaaaaat by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One other thing I noticed from that incredibly poor "study" was the restart issue. I've installed Office 2003 *many* times and I've never once had to reboot the computer. I've always thought it's nice that MS didn't have you do this after installing Office.

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    7. Re:Blooooaaaaat by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn my spelling sucks sometimes. ;-)

      You misspelt always.

  2. So much for objectivity... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful


    From TFA:


    I don't like Microsoft...

    Nice that the author is admitting his bias up front...makes the obvious skewing in the rest of this 'test' marginally easier to swallow.

    I'd love to see a good, objective comparison of M$ Office and Open Office...too bad this article ain't it.
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    1. Re:So much for objectivity... by Burpmaster · · Score: 2, Informative
      MSOffice will always assume the paste in Enhanced mode, which will take longer, as it's looking for formatting.

      IF the source text is formatted. If it's copied from Notepad, then it's plain text. Read the article. What took so long is that it spent 22 minutes spellchecking.

    2. Re:So much for objectivity... by Mozk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A better analogy would be dealership A gave me a Ferrari, but I bought a VW Bug truck at dealership B. Since I paid for the VW Bug it must be better, since giving away things for free implies that it has no value.

      An uncle giving you something means it's a gift, not a sale.

      Also, if you had the impression that there was no difference between the two products, it would change that too. OpenOffice.org would appear to be the same as Word, but because OO.o is free, it MUST be worse...

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    3. Re:So much for objectivity... by deacon · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Nice that the author is admitting his bias up front

      It is, actually. I wish the MSM people were requiered to do the same. What's the problem with him admitting bias up front? Would he be a "better person" if he hid his bias, pretended it did not exist?

      makes the obvious skewing in the rest of this 'test' marginally easier to swallow.

      What obvious skewing? Are you just trying to poison the well or do you have any actual counter-argument to the results of his tests?

    4. Re:So much for objectivity... by juhaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And are you saying it required a restart? I just want to be clear on this, since if that is what you are saying, that makes you a liar.

      Are you saying that everyone that hasn't had the same experience with MS Office installer than you is a liar? That's pretty rich. Considering how complex piece of software it is, it's entirely possible that it does sometimes require reboot, but not always.

      OpenOffice.org 1.1.4 Downloads Updated 2004-12

      1.1.x releases are minor bugfix updates, you don't count office as having a new version every time a patch comes out, do you? 1.1 was first released in 2003-10-01.

  3. Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by mister_llah · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have used Open Office for the last semester (16 weeks for those non-students out there) ... and yes, Open Office is faster than MS Office... however... since Open Office isn't widely used, I wind up exporting to DOC, and the formatting has been screwed up in a couple of situations (often at inconvenient times, like when I need to turn a paper in and I find out in the lab, I learned quickly after the 1st one) ...

    In speed and resources, Open Office comes out ahead, but the issues I have stem more from compatability (and exporting, mostly)

    It is a good office suiteif you are going to be using it on your system and never sharing your files with, say, a company or professor (who will likely not be using Open Office)

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    1. Re:Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Have you tried the export to PDF option yet? It's quite excellent in my experience.

    2. Re:Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by zkn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first rule of turning in papers writen in OpenOffice is: go pdf.

    3. Re:Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wind up exporting to DOC, and the formatting has been screwed up in a couple of situations (often at inconvenient times, like when I need to turn a paper in and I find out in the lab, I learned quickly after the 1st one) ...

      I usually export to pdf from OO.org. It seems to do that pretty flawlessly. Of course, that poses its own challenges if you're emailing a professor, depending on how savvy they are.

      In speed and resources, Open Office comes out ahead, but the issues I have stem more from compatability (and exporting, mostly)

      I add that the visual appearance of the application is a big hurdle for a lot of users. For instance, on three occasions I've installed OO.org on other people's machines (two colleagues and my mother). On all occasions, they judged the underlying functionality by its presentation before they had even typed a word, and found somebody to provide a pirated copy of Office 2003.

    4. Re:Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by jayloden · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try using RTF (Rich Text Format) instead of .doc files. It's readable and writeable in any MS Office version, works fine across platforms and applications, and is supported even by TextEdit and WordPad and so forth. Much more portable than .doc files and less troublesome, at least in my experience.

      -Jay

    5. Re:Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by mister_llah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For my purposes, RTF would probably work, I think it retains bullet points and things like that... but RTF isn't always a good solution (versus DOC)

      RTF will not retain complex formatting such as table information, graphic alignment and pagination or macros...

      Obviously macros aren't a huge deal for most people... but export to PDF seems like a good option... (as long as you don't need to edit)

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    6. Re:Faster, yes... not necessarily better... by Isauq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From my experience the export to doc function is sketchy due to the fact that Writer doesn't make up its own formatting rules like Word does and has to try to anticipate how Word would do it. Getting Word to put stuff exactly where you want is a trial in patience and, more often than not, futility. A classic example is with outlines. In Word, you try to space it out with just tab stops, letters, and numbers and that damn paperclip pops up (the one you disabled, no less) and says "Hey! You're making an outline! Make it like this!" And before you know it, your outline looks like what Word thinks an outline should look like, not your employer's, your professor's, or your own version of what an outline should look like. Things like that irritate me, so I don't use Word anymore. Same thing applies to lists, paragraphs, block quotes, and probably a whole slew of minor others. Conversely, there's something about Writer that it sometimes has weird random problems with formatting.

      Note to Trip MasterMonkey: Exactly how does one "skew' something like memory usage or how much hard disk space is taken up, especially on a statistic that should be relatively constant across multiple machines?

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  4. OMG! by meatflower · · Score: 2, Funny

    A slashdot post where you actually HAVE to read TFA?
    This is a first, no information about the results or specifics were put in the post! We'll probably still have idiots who make posts without actually reading it though.
    I did read TFA by the way and found the results to be the opposite of my experiences. I know what that means though, you'll understand if you RTFA! Muahahahahaha!

  5. a suspicious definition of "slow" by ChipMonk · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA:

    My computer is slow (a 2.2 GHz Celeron with 512 MB RAM)

    By that definition, my 500 MHz laptop positively crawls.

    1. Re:a suspicious definition of "slow" by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I was also amazed that on his system, which I would consider a very fast, high-end machine, Word took 31 seconds to load the first time. Do people really put up with that? Are they nuts?? I'd thought OOo was scandalously slow because it took that long to start on old hardware.

      It's amazing how performance of computers works. IIRC, Electric Pencil on a TRS-80 in ca. 1980 only took a few seconds to load. Now, 25 years later, people think it's normal to wait 31 seconds, on a CPU that's 1000 times faster?

    2. Re:a suspicious definition of "slow" by Nasarius · · Score: 3, Informative
      a very fast, high-end machine

      Well, that's overdoing it a little. I have a P4 2.4GHz with 512MB RAM that I bought two years ago. It was mid-to-high range then. It's still more than enough for most work, but it's very low-end for gamers.

      My times:
      MS Word 2003 - 5 seconds OO Writer 1.9.100 - 17 seconds

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    3. Re:a suspicious definition of "slow" by Liquidrage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, people don't put up with that.

      As has been pointed out by others word doesn't open anywhere near that slow. The author's either lying or a moron who's machine is borked up beyond belief.

      It amazes that when people here go out of their way to criticize MS products they are basically saying, "I'm a total idiot that can't use a computer". MS has products that totally suck for joe-blow that doesn't know crap. But a power user can and *should* be keeping windows (since 2000 anyways) clean and stable. If you're not, you're a moron. Should MS make it easier to do so and better? Hell yes. But it doesn't take rocket science to keep it up and clean. People that apparently can admin linux boxes in 31 different flavors are too fucking stupid too keep windows up. Or they're lying.

      I think I'll safely say the later is the correct choice.

      Windows/Word has enough issues, we don't need to resort to FUD and lies though.

  6. Writer uses zip'ed xml by atlep · · Score: 2, Informative

    Writer made a smaller file than the original text document, so it must have compressed it. OpenOffice saves all documents in zipped xml. You can unzip the files and read the xml content if you want to.

  7. Re:We tried working with OO.org by tuba_dude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So he got fired just for trying something different? For taking a chance that wasted a little bit of time? Damn, it's a good thing I don't work in a place like that.

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  8. This is on Windows? by p0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what the performance is if Open Office was run on Linux and MS Office on Windows. How does Open Office perform on Windows? Is it slower or faster than on Linux on a similar configuration?

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  9. This sounds wrong by Jjeff1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From TFA, opening office takes 12 seconds on average, with first startup being over 30 seconds.
    I just rebooted my machine and Word 2000 opened in less than 2 seconds. Oh yea, I'm currently ripping a DVD. My machine is faster than the one tested, but not 15 times faster.
    I don't know how the testing is done, but all the quoted speeds seem way, way too high for both apps.

    1. Re:This sounds wrong by caino59 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He truly simulated the experience of the average home user.

      His machine is obviously riddled with spyware.

      In my experience, OO always has taken a bit longer to open on any machine, however - when opening the App by double clicking a file, OO always seemed ready to edit sooner than the MS variants.

    2. Re:This sounds wrong by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The author probably wasn't using the symbiotic loader, which keeps Office in RAM at all times for the sole purpose of faster startup times.

    3. Re:This sounds wrong by Reivec · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think OO does start slower than word as well. However you MUST remember to take word out of your startup list for a fair comparison. By default office loads into memory everytime you boot your system thus making startup time APPEAR fast. This is false. Take word out of your startup list and it is more on par. However OO is still slower in my experience.

    4. Re:This sounds wrong by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why?
      openoffice also plugs a little "office starter" in the autostart list, so its just fair.

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    5. Re:This sounds wrong by 1000101 · · Score: 4, Funny
      " glad to know that Dell's "business" machines are so highly efficient that they actually decrease my productivity..."

      Dell's 'Business' machines aren't made to be highly efficient. They are made to be highly reliable.

    6. Re:This sounds wrong by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why does this rumor persist? Office has never loaded any part of itself into memory at startup. Ever.

      What you are referring to (and was removed from Office 2003 because it's no longer really useful) was the Office Startup Assistant (OSA). What this did was autoload the *COM* DLL's into memory (these are system DLL's that many applications use, not just Office) to improve startup. These DLL's, back in the Windows 3.1, 95, 98 era took a long time to load, but this isn't the case anymore.

      This feature hasn't really effected startup times for at least 5 or 6 years (which is why I always removed it from the startup) because Windows already loads the COM subsystem into memory for other things.

      While it's still true that this speeds up office load times, it also speeds up OOo load time because OOo also relies on COM for some things.

    7. Re:This sounds wrong by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I dont think the reviewer has the mental capacity to actually take such things into account.

      Its more likely because openoffice was freshly installed, but ms-office was "installed more than a year ago".
      If he doesnt even do a clean install, he surely doesnt defrag his HD...
      But even with no autoloader and a fragmented hd it shouldnt take that long, so i guess he just had his whole spyware|utility stuff running in the background.

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    8. Re:This sounds wrong by diamondsw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Interesting then that Word launches in under 5 seconds on my 800Mhz G3 iBook. Certainly no "symbiotic loader" here.

      So, we hve a review by someone with an announced bias and a b0rked system. Yup, that's definitely "stuff that matters"...

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    9. Re:This sounds wrong by rmjohnso · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just finished my own analysis. Here is the setup:

      Dell Inspiron 8500
      Pentium 4 2.4 GHz
      512 MB RAM

      I did a completely clean install of Windows XP SP2 last weekend, and I spend most of my time in Linux, so I haven't really touched it. I installed OO.o 1.1.14 and Office 2003 Professional. Office and Windows are fully patched.

      Services running at Windows startup:
      Automatic Updates
      COM+ Event System
      Cryptographic Services
      DCOM Server Process Launcher
      DHCP Client
      DNS Client
      Event Log
      Help and Support
      HID Input Support
      Logical Disk Manager
      Network Connections
      Network Location Awareness (NLA)
      Plug and Play
      Print Spooler
      Protected Storage
      Remote Procedure Call (RPC)
      Security Accounts Manager
      Shell Hardware Detection
      System Event Notification
      System Restore Service
      Windows Audio
      Windows Installer
      Windows Management Instrumentation
      Windows User Mode Driver Framework
      Wireless Zero Configuration

      Processes running at Windows startup:
      crss.exe
      EM_EXEC.EXE
      explorer.exe
      lsa ss.exe
      mmc.exe
      msiexec.exe
      Panorama.exe
      servic es.exe
      smss.exe
      spollsv.exe
      svchost.exe (x5)
      System
      taskmgr.exe
      TransText.exe
      wdfmgr.e xe
      winlogon.exe
      wuauclt.exe

      Notice that neither Microsof Office or OO.o have their "quick launch" programs running.

      Word 2003 starts up for me in 3.5 seconds after a fresh reboot.

      OO.o Writer 1.1.14 starts up at 16 seconds after a fresh reboot.

      Subsequent starts of the programs with components still in RAM have an immaterial time difference.

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    10. Re:This sounds wrong by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether or not OpenOffice uses COM for it's primary component model is irrelevant. It still uses COM, and therefore it still loads the DLL's into memory, thus it suffers the same "performance hit" that Office does or doesn't have.

    11. Re:This sounds wrong by rmjohnso · · Score: 2

      Whoops, got carried away with the 1's. Sorry about that.

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    12. Re:This sounds wrong by Mia'cova · · Score: 3, Informative

      Windows prefetches some data on bootup. The list of what is prefetched is based partially on set settings and partially on learned user behaviour. What processes you have running after bootup don't reflect the prefetching optimizations windows makes. You can get a vague idea of what's being prefetched by browsing to C:\WINDOWS\Prefetch.

    13. Re:This sounds wrong by rmjohnso · · Score: 5, Informative

      I also have Prefetching turned off and the C:\Windows\Prefetch directory is empty.

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  10. Blank Document by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recently opened up a Microsoft Word document that a friend sent to me a couple of weeks ago. The original size was 19 kilobytes. I opened up in Open Office Writer, and then doubled the amount of text in it. I then saved it to the same filename (.doc), and the resulting file was only 11 kilobytes, even with DOUBLE the amount of text!

    1. Re:Blank Document by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Informative

      OOO files are gzipped XML. AFAIK MS Word does not compress the files it is saving. Also, OOO will strip Word's undo history when importing which also tends to cut down on the file size.

    2. Re:Blank Document by m50d · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Even better, try saving as rtf. I was working on a piece of physics coursework in word and wanted to send it home. It had several embedded pictures and graphs and things. 6mb .doc file. I thought I'd try saving it as rtf to send home, since KOffice doesn't always import .doc files correctly.

      It was, no joke, 180mb

      I got it home and opened in OOo writer (I was right, KOffice didn't get everything correct, so I thought I'd use that as a conversion step). I verified everything had imported correctly, added a few more graphs and things (finishing it off) and saved as rtf.

      1.2mb. Over two orders of magnitude smaller.

      The document is here if anyone wants to try and duplicate the result.

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    3. Re:Blank Document by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know for a fact wordpad.exe saves pictures in .rtf files as uncompressed bitmaps. I wouldn't be surprised if Word did too, just for compatibility. Chances are OO.o is saving them as PNGs or (even better) the same data as it got from the original file.

    4. Re:Blank Document by dmaxwell · · Score: 2

      You didn't read my post carefully either:

      "Also, OOO will strip Word's undo history when importing which also tends to cut down on the file size."

  11. Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wrongly assumed that since I paid for it, it must be better

    Nope, it's just the same as the warez version. That's the whole point of warez!

    1. Re:Haha by brxndxn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The warezed version has more features:

      -enters in some fake product key automatically
      -has numerous addins included for optional install
      -circumvents necessary phone call to Microsoft to ask permission to install
      -untraceable product key with thousands of users for excellent anonymity

      sad but true..

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  12. I gave up on TFA.... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...after he admitted to voluntarily using MS Works.

  13. Re:the results are in by WhyCantIBeYou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The recent news of Microsoft going to an XML file format in Office in the next release is encouraging, however I don't expect it to be that simple. OO (and AbiWord, for that matter) would probably be considered a real threat to Office/Word if they could simply be on the same level playing ground when it comes to reading/writing compatible files. For all but the simplest docs, I've yet to see a third-party word processor that claims MS Word compatibility to function 100%

  14. Microsoft: Bloat Versus Speed by reporter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Basically, the choice is between bloat and speed. OpenOffice does not give you all the functionality that Microsoft Office provides. However, the benefit is that OpenOffice runs faster and has fewer bugs. The "fewer bugs" part is due to the fact that more people use it, since it is free. More eyeballs means that more bugs are caught, and the volunteer developers can then fix the bugs.

    Microsoft currently is facing a problem with Microsoft Office. It has reached market saturation in the developed markets like the USA. The package already has all the functions that most people need, and there is no need to buy an upgrade.

    Worse, OpenOffice, even with its reduced functionality, has all the functions that most people need, and there is no need to buy Microsoft Office.

    Unless Microsoft can venture into new products for new markets, Microsoft will soon notice a rapid shrinking of its revenue. Of course, Microsoft management is not sitting still. Notice the billions of dollars being poured into Microsoft Labs, and the entry into the game box market. Microsoft management is smart -- if unethical.

  15. Worthless ... by register_ax · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It has been over a year since I installed MS Office, but I know it had to be restarted and that it takes up 450MB (according to Windows).

    Wow, so this isn't even a comparison on a clean formatted disk, but one that has had bloat crap build up on the computer over a year?

    The dude says Microsoft Office, but isn't that a suite of tools? Will the program run slower and faster depending on how many were installed in the bundle? I don't know, but knowing how to take screen shots and knowing about CTRL-Alt-Del to look at processor usage time is pretty amateur. Let's see some statistical comparisons that are actually meaningful.

    1. Re:Worthless ... by agurkan · · Score: 2
      ... I don't know, but knowing how to take screen shots and knowing about CTRL-Alt-Del to look at processor usage time is pretty amateur. Let's see some statistical comparisons that are actually meaningful.

      Yeah? Let's see it from a professional. Why don't you do it? Do you not realize that he is stating his personal opinion based on his personal experience, did you get the impression this was claimed to be an impartial academic study?

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    2. Re:Worthless ... by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps by puting the title "Performance comparison of OpenOffice.org 1.1.4 and Microsoft Office 200" as a headling, and then submitting it as a story to slashdot, smartass?

      If he doesnt bother to do a fresh install of the office suit, he shouldnt do benchmarking. even if its not "professional". What he does is an insult to every amateur.

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  16. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple switches to x86.
    Debian releases a new stable version.
    OpenOffice.org is "fast".

    So does anyone know any good "hell freezes over" jokes?

  17. I tried comparing a cat to a dog... by CA_Jim · · Score: 5, Funny

    A year ago I purchased a "dog" from the pet store. Since I paid money for this, I assumed it would perform better. I decided to test it against my cat.

    First, I chained the dog using a 5 foot leash. I then spent the next hour trying to get the cat into a leash. Then I tested "fetch" by throwing a stick 10 feet away. Funny, neither cat nor dog returned with the stick.

    I'll post the rest of my results later.

  18. Re:Garbage. by LMCBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

    His machine is a 2.2 GHz celeron. What you are quoting is the "minimum system requirements" according to MS, which he included as part of his comparison.

    It may very well be true that only an idiot would try to run MS Office with a pentium 233; however, if so then it must also be true that MS thinks its customers are idiots, since that's what they recommend.

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  19. Seven-year-old computers by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get over your 'my linux will run on a 7 year old computer' mentality please.

    Whatever does run on donated seven-year-old PCs will win in K-12 education, where buying used hardware lets a district afford better teaching staff, and in the so-called Third World.

    1. Re:Seven-year-old computers by abandonment · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is exactly what's wrong with the computer industry these days - everyone seems to assume that people are eager to upgrade their machines to the latest and greatest the second that they are released.

      Every company i've ever worked for in IT has had less-than bleeding edge machines, often what would be considered 'antique' by computer/software manufactureres - but the truth is that these are the machines that the rest of the world ACTUALLY USES because they are what we have.

      If my company could afford bleeding edge computers, sure we'd buy them, but at this point the machines we have are doing perfectly fine for what they are.

      With that said, I'm typing this on a 333 Mhz machine with 188 Mb of Ram - and Open Office STILL loads faster than what this guy says in TFA. Not sure what he could have possibly done to slow his machine down so much. In fact I just tried opening Write in the background while I typed this and it still only took like 10 seconds (at most) to open.

      Slow? Hell, we don't have a 2.2 Ghz machine in the office even - we just bought a brand-spanking new Dell laptop (our first new computer purchase in a while) and it's only a 2 Ghz machine.

      Not sure what planet this author comes from, but the 'rest of the world' is using much slower machines than software and hardware companies seem to realize.

      No one I know (even audio/video professionals, etc) has uber-fast machines, and the ones we have do the job we need perfectly fine.

      Game companies are the worst for this - they whine about not being able to reach the 'mass market' and then they release games like the new BattleField 2 demo that ONLY runs on WinXP, has a minimum system spec of a 2.2+ Ghz machine, etc...

      Hilarious...

  20. First startup speed by packetl0ss · · Score: 2, Informative
    From the article:
    Interestingly the first startup (if the application is not in RAM) is much slower. This is because of Windows, not the applications.

    I don't get how that is because of Windows. In any O/S, the first load of any app would be slower if the app wasn't loaded into memory beforehand, if it wasn't preloaded in some manner, or if it was loaded before but is no longer in the O/S's disk cache.

  21. Results by HadenT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have installed and used OO.org many PCs,
    and on all of them MS Office starts way faster than OO.org.
    I love OO.org, but these "benchmarks" are simply fake or guys MS Office install is broken in some way.

  22. Broken computer? by sjelkjd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Something must be broken with his computer. Word 2003 takes 2 seconds to open for the first time on my computer. Granted, it's a little faster(athlon 64 3200+), but it's not 15x faster.

    Also, the objectivity of the article astounds me:
    "It has been over a year since I installed MS Office, but I know it had to be restarted and that it takes up 450MB (according to Windows)."

    So why even mention the install time of OO.org if you're not going to bother measuring the install time of MS office?

    Between the highly suspect startup and closing times, the lack of scientific rigor, and the blatant anti-MS bias("I don't like Microsoft"), this is not a comparison - just a thinly-veiled anti MS troll

  23. Check your computer... by PincheGab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a crappy machine too, but Word does not take anywhere close to 20 seconds to open, even for the first time after a reboot. Methinks it's just one more Microsoft hater trying to justify himself... neeeext!

  24. Re:We tried working with OO.org by jack_csk · · Score: 2
    Nice to see you again troll. Mind if I publish your previous post:

    and a few more...
  25. Re:We tried working with OO.org by bladx · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's so weird that he's had so many problems happen lately!

  26. duuh.......du.duuh......du..du..du. duuuuh by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 2

    ............. This news just in ............. Microsoft products inefficient ... more at ten.

  27. I've found it better than MS by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Got an old rev of MS Office? OpenOffice is better than MS Office 95 and cheaper than upgrading.

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    1. Re:I've found it better than MS by mjh49746 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So, true.

      I'd also say that it's better to download, install, and use OpenOffice, than it is to go pay big bucks for M$ Office, open the package, read the EULA, install it, register it, activate it, (gasp) then finally use it. Of course you could also download it and get the crack for it, but why bother committing copyright infringement to have Clippy and all that bloatware when you can download something better for nothing, and be legal, too? For me, OO.org is really a no brainer.

  28. Other benefits by Bungopolis · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have been using OO.org 2.0 beta and I have been very impressed with both its features and performance, especially in Calc (Excel equivalent).

    Most delightful to me was the ability to use regular expression pattern matching when doing search and search & replace! For instance, I needed to remove all two digit US state names from a column that also contained country names, so I simply did a search on [A-Z][A-Z] and replace with "" (actually this didn't quite work as it also removed 'UK', but you get the idea). Microsoft seems to have a terrible aversion to regular expressions, preferring its users to learn BASIC and write their own macros to handle these simple tasks.

    Calc 2.0's speed is also very impressive. Copying and moving huge (10,000+ row) columns is instantaneous, whereas Excel produces quite a bit of churning noises (I think it uses wooden gears).

    Calc 2.0 has also saved my life on three occasions now, as it is miraculously able to open and repair xls documents that were corrupted by Excel (granted they were saved out by version 95 -- but Excel XP would fatally crash when I tried to open the same document!)

  29. Re:Microsoft: Bloat Versus Speed by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "fewer bugs" part is due to the fact that more people use [OpenOffice], since it is free.

    Most people use a pirated copy of Microsoft Office because it is free, or an older version because it came "free" with their computer. OpenOffice is still a minority program.

    If OpenOffice really does have fewer bugs, it is for different reasons.

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  30. Re:31 seconds to open Word on a 2.2 Celeron? by fitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree. I use OpenOffice exclusively now (for a year or so) but not because it's better or faster.... it's because I don't want to pay Microsoft's price for a word processor when OO.o does "good enough" for my purposes. (I almost never need a word processor but my wife uses one from time to time because she is in school.)

    Anyway, my experience is that OO.o is slower to open, slower all around, and just slower to use than Word. It also doesn't have as many features and is just as buggy if not more so. However, it does have a few things that seem to work better than Word - I thought the bullet/lists were better at first but haven't been able to find the promote/demote hotkeys yet (which I used in Word a lot) but... at least it has the right price tag for my budget for word processors.

  31. On a Mac ... by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ... you can't really compare Open Office and MS Office, since OO doesn't run natively on OS X.

    I will say that Word opens nearly instantly on this platform. It's up in about a second -- perhaps a bit less -- and feels lighter than most of the "minimalist" word processor alternatives I've tried.

    My Windows box isn't as muscular as the Mac, but I can't imagine it takes much longer to open Word there. A couple or three seconds, tops.

    No doubt that MS Office is bloatware. My Office folder is 486 MB. Outrageous.

    But I gotta wonder what is wrong with the reviewer's test computers.

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  32. Re:Microsoft: Bloat Versus Speed by heatdeath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    However, the benefit is that OpenOffice runs faster and has fewer bugs. The "fewer bugs" part is due to the fact that more people use it, since it is free. More eyeballs means that more bugs are caught, and the volunteer developers can then fix the bugs.

    I call BS. Openoffice.org is even worse than MSO at getting things to render correctly, and I've definitely have OO.o crash more times on me than word has. Not to mention..."more people use it"? Far more people use microsoft office than use OO.o.

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  33. Re:Microsoft: Bloat Versus Speed by Gorath99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, the benefit is that OpenOffice runs faster and has fewer bugs. The "fewer bugs" part is due to the fact that more people use it, since it is free.

    I suggest you ask 100 randomly chosen people if they know Word/MS-Office. Then ask them if they know Writer/OpenOffice. I think you'll be surprised.

    OpenOffice is a great piece of software (I am especially impressed with the new 2.0 beta; truly a great leap forward compared to 1.1), but hardly anyone who's not using linux/bsd/solaris/etc. even knows of its existance. Nor will they even care when somebody mentions it to them as long as places like Dell preinstall copies of Word on every consumer pc they sell.

  34. Huh? by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When he does the memory comparison, he notes MSWorks as a process. It looks like perhaps he didn't uninstall Works when he installed Office and still has a Works helper app running at startup.

    Also, did he make sure that both programs were set to have the same background tasks running (like repagination, automatic spellcheck, automatic hyphenation, etc.)? In one of his tests Word takes a lot longer on a long text file because it's running various automatic tasks on it. Were those tasks run by OO.o as well? I'm pretty sure that all are available, but it may be that some are turned off by default, while with Word it seems that most everything is turned on by default.

    I know that when I worked at a Co. that standardized on MS Office, when I got a new PC or they upgraded my version of MS Office, the first thing I had to do was go in and turn off a lot of automatic tasks.

    Now that I'm self-employed, I use OO.o. Do I believe it's better than Word? No. Each of them does things the other doesn't and does some things better or worse than the other. Which one is best depends on what your needs are. Right now, my needs are such that OO.o meets them, and it's free.

  35. Office for OS X by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sure you guys are tired about hearing of apple but I am very impressed with office 2004 for mac.

    Install
    Drag + Drop the folder to "Applications". Takes up 525 MB. Takes only a few minutes + 0 reboots. Everything is standalone. The way it should be! Only comes with writer/excel/ppt/entourage/msn messenger for mac. None of that "office toolbar" or other crap. Plays nicely with the system :D

    Cold boot: On my G4 ibook (with its magical 133 fsb) takes about 2 to 4 seconds (4 seconds after fresh reboot,
    Opening and closing large documents. 6mB txt file opens instantly. Copying and pasting all that data took some time (didn't measure but it was slow) Saving a new .doc file that is of size 20mb takes about 15 seconds. I didn't have the patience to wait for spell+grammar checking to finish because it was taking forever. A full quit is is in the order of a second.

    The coolest part of all is the free floating transparent toolbars and toolboxes. I'm also more fond of the user interface. I think its clean, generally well laid out. Obviously microsoft has it in them to play nice and put out a great product. I must admit i prefer to use latex for engineering lab reports. (texshop is a great app for os x)

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  36. Re:the results are in by Sparr0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the exact same way that Word is not 100% Compatible, right? If Word 2003 cant open Word 2000, Word XP, Word 97, and Word documents reliably, why should OOo be able to? It even does BETTER in some cases.

  37. poor review... by logik3x · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is such a poor review... he didn't use any apps to actually test the speed or anything only like a timer watch... and he's testing a linux app. agaiant an windows app. ... at leat if he used OpenOffice on windows... anyways thats the second really bad review in 2 days... moderators please stop posting bs crap againt microsoft written by nobody's thx.

  38. Notepad by 3770 · · Score: 2, Funny


    And notepad is even faster. What's his point?

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  39. Useless by Klivian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The totally unscientific nature of the tests does not really matter anyway since it's measures the most useless parameter ever used in benchmarks for desktop software. The measurement of startup time for this class of software are pure nonsens. Since the time actually spent doing real work with the application are gigantic compared to startup time, whether it's 1 s or 1 minute. It means nothing compare to spending 10 minutes or more writing a letter or the whole workday writing on a report.

    1. Re:Useless by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe you always keep things open a long time and work on them, but some of us don't. I frequently have sessions during some work days where I have to open and review and/or tweak on a couple dozen documents, or when I have to quickly open a document to get an answer for somebody on the phone. In those situations, waiting on Word (or any other app, for that matter) to leisurely haul itself and every document into memory is a pain.

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    2. Re:Useless by havardi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Startup times don't matter for word processing programs? I find that hard to believe. If you open and close documents (such as email attachments) all day long, startup times are VERY important. You might say one might as well leave the program open, but most people don't understand that concept-- which is probably one reason that the Macintosh UI often leaves programs running (unless you specifically quit), and why so many programs have obnoxious system startup items. To the end user, startup time is the first impression and probably the most important benchmark.

    3. Re:Useless by shellbeach · · Score: 4, Informative

      Startup times don't matter for word processing programs? I find that hard to believe. If you open and close documents (such as email attachments) all day long, startup times are VERY important.

      Yes, but unfortunately the startup times in TFA were very far removed from normal experience. 30 seconds to start Word on a 2.2Ghz Celeron with a 5400 RPM HDD?!? I think not! The last version of Word I tested was that provided in Office XP, and that opened in sub 1 second times on my Athlon 1.6Ghz system. There's something botched with this guy's Word installation - he said himself in the write up that he's "recently noticed it seemed slow" ... possibly he should clean up whatever viruses he's got and try again.

      In the Real World (TM) OOo is a dinosaur compared to MS Office. It doesn't worry me - I use LyX for all my work - but it's saddening that OSS can be this bloated.

      (Disclaimer: I dislike MS and I've been instrumental in getting my University to promote and provide OOo for students. However, if both MS Office and OOo were OSS and free, there's no way I could ever recommend OOo)

    4. Re:Useless by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      The last version of Word I tested was that provided in Office XP, and that opened in sub 1 second times on my Athlon 1.6Ghz system. There's something botched with this guy's Word installation

      He said he turned off the preloading. MS likes to do that to make Office seem faster, at the expense of slowing boot times and permanently occupying a slab of RAM. But if that's all you use all day, maybe you want that.

    5. Re:Useless by Lillesvin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both VI(M) and Emacs do LaTeX just fine...

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    6. Re:Useless by temcat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes it does, but this is not the reason Word loads fast. Try loading Word in Wine and compare it with OOo under Linux. Word would load almost instantly, while with OOo would wait... and wait... and wait. Unless Wine contains a hidden built-in Office preloader, I can conclude that Word loads fast by itself.

    7. Re:Useless by Olix · · Score: 2, Informative

      I only had WinXP and Office XP running for a couple of days on a small partition just to see how MS was getting along,/i>

      If it was with a fresh, clean install of windows, of course it is going to be fast! I can remember when I first installed XP - it did everything lightning quick, and took nearly no time at all to boot. But then I installed games, apps and exposed my computer to the internet. Now I have time to go make a cup of tea while my PC boots...

    8. Re:Useless by Xiaran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try loading Word in Wine and compare it with OOo under Linux. Word would load almost instantly, while with OOo would wait... and wait... and wait. Unless Wine contains a hidden built-in Office preloader, I can conclude that Word loads fast by itself.

      THis would not surprise me. Back when I used to write file system filter drivers for NT Word was our testing application of choice. Word makes use of every funky trick it can to talk to the file system. Some of these tricks are even documented :)

      Basically our rulle of thumb was, if we could open a long Word doc with lotsa tables and images and what not in it and our filteer driver dint blue screen, it was pretty safe to assume just about anything could be poked at our driver and it wouldnt blue screen :)

  40. OO.o vs Office XP by p0rnking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad he didn't use the built in spell checker on either one of them when he wrote his review

  41. Wonderful article by extagboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personaly, I think the lego robot was more interesting than his office comparison.

    But, that may be just me.

  42. Re:Garbage. by Necrobruiser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My machine is an Athlon 2600+ with 512 MB RAM. MS Office 2003 opens in less than a second, the first time and every time. I would suggest that part of the problem might be that his computer has a corrupted install of Word, and/or spyware or other problems. There is no reason that it should take that long to open Word. Additionally, I am curious to know how he timed these to the hundredths of a second.
    I like OO.o just fine, but in my experience it always seemed to work slower than Word; granted, I haven't used OO.o in about 14 months.
    I think this guy needs to start over with a clean install of both (and a clean OS install) before he posts this kind of stuff to /., and we should be taking this with a grain (or a pound) of salt.

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  43. It's behaviour compatibility over file formats by jesterzog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wind up exporting to DOC, and the formatting has been screwed up in a couple of situations (often at inconvenient times, like when I need to turn a paper in and I find out in the lab, I learned quickly after the 1st one) ...

    I'm convinced that the biggest problem is that full compatibility goes well beyond file formats. It's also about application behaviour, for which there aren't any documented standards. We've gotten to the point where the file formats are understood, but behaviour compatibility is still incredibly tricky.

    I use OpenOffice as much as possible these days, albeit mostly for word processing. Personally I've encountered a few less annoyances with OpenOffice, particularly with things like moderate table manipulation. Unless forced to, though, I still won't trust OpenOffice to save to .doc correctly without checking it... at least not with anything important.

    In particular, I've noticed that at least some of the incompatibilities are semantic differences in the object model. I'm not sure how they can be fixed in 100% of cases.

    One example that comes to mind is with paragraph spacing in tables. If a paragraph is empty, OpenOffice still includes the paragraph spacing, causing the table row height to be slightly higher. MS Word, on the other hand, ignores the paragraph spacing unless there's actually text in the paragraph.

    The MS Word behaviour seems like a bug, or just another one of the little annoyances that I referred to before, but it's one that everyone in Word is used to. If you use OpenOffice.org to open an MS Word file that has tables, empty paragraphs in some of the cells, and paragraph spacing specified on those paragraphs, there's a very likely possibility that the pages won't line up.

    Some people might think that the OpenOffice import filter could simply recognise that it's an MS Word file, and turn off paragraph spacing on the import -- causing the table cells to be the same height. It's not that simple, though, because if somebody decides to type in the document and send it back, it'll be messed up all over again.

    The only way that OpenOffice.org can be truly compatible with MS Word is to keep track of whether the opened document was a Word document. Then it would need to either:

    1. Implement some kind of "MS Word quirks" mode for this entire time, or
    2. Change the OpenOffice.org document model so that it's incompatible with earlier versions of itself, and instead incorporates the inconsistencies that Word does.

    Personally I'd hate the second option. I've come to like the OpenOffice.org document model a lot more, simply because it seems more predictible and consistent, and doesn't have a lot of little annoyances that the MS Word model has, at least in the ways that I use it. It'd also mess up a whole lot of older OpenOffice documents that I have lying around if they suddenly opened with a different policy on things like paragraph spacing.

    The first option seems very complicated, though. It's asking OpenOffice to not just simulate the document formats, but also the behaviour of another proprietary application. It's also asking the user to keep track of all the possible different ways that OpenOffice.org might act at any given time. That in itself could turn into a UI nightmare, because suddenly the user interface of the application is much less consistent. (Keep in mind that we're talking about regular users, here. It's not like Mozilla quirks mode, where the main people dealing with the differences are web developers.)

    I don't know exactly what the best way is to fix this, but it's definitely not as easy as just writing decent import and export filters. Personally I'm just fortunate enough that I don't have to share my documents very often. When I do give someone a Word-format document, though, I make a point to at least check it in Word whenever possible before handing it over.

  44. Microsoft disagree with you by dustmite · · Score: 5, Informative

    There has never been a utility to keep Office in ram

    I call BS.

    From Microsoft's own site: "What Are the Advantages of Running the Osa.exe File?" "When you use the Osa.exe file to initialize shared code, the Office XP programs start faster."

    Voila - that's why Word loads so fast, and you don't need to take my word for it.

    1. Re:Microsoft disagree with you by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 4, Informative

      Call whatever you like. You're wrong.

      OSA loads COM and OLE DLL's into memory. These are DLL's provided by *WINDOWS*, not office. It did, once upon a time, help Office start faster because (in the Win9x and earlier days) OLE took forever to load. This hasn't been true since at least Windows 2000, and OSA is essentially useless and just wastes resources with no benefit.

      In fact, Office 2003 no longer loads OSA on startup because of this. (The article is using Office 2003, btw).

      Don't believe me? Try it yourself on an Office 2000 or XP installation. Do your benchmarks and then Remove the OSA shortcut from startup a test again, you won't see any meaningful differences that can't be accounted for by margin for error.

  45. Re:OpenOffice and PDF by Bachus9000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    AFAIK Open Office can save to PDF, but not open PDFs for editing.

  46. Re:We tried working with OO.org by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 5, Funny
    We tried working with Contrarian Slashdot Poster.

    An employee suggested to me that we hire Contrarian Slashdot Poster to give us feedback on certain products. I was skeptical at first but he explained the benefits of using it product evaluation. So I decided to let him write us some reports on operating systems/software/technology that might be fine. Besides, he seemed to be posting quite regularly on Slashdot, why not give him a try?

    Once we'd got him a desk and a PC, we sat him down to write some product reports. At first it seemed fine, with him producing reports and lots of content.

    Alas it did not stay that way. After a few days, I had lost count of the number of complaints received from users who found that his reports were basically dupes based on a template and that we weren't getting any value. The final straw came when someone switched on the Clue filter, and we realised we'd been completely hoodwinked by a troll.

    Needless to say, I fired the guy, and let's just say that I'm no longer with the organisation.

  47. This article is beyond pointless by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apart from the fact that his load times don't seem to mesh with anyone elses (2-5 seconds is typical load time for Word, even on slow hardware). Here are some other nifty things that make this article entirely pointless.

    First, he doesn't really know how to measure the amount of memory a program is using. He combines virtual memory and In process memory, but they can't be combined. Virtual memory is a closer approximation to the total memory being used. In memory memory is just the part of Virtual memory that is current in memory (it's sitll in virtual memory even if it's in real memory).

    He uses the size of the installation on disk as some kind of indicator about how "bloated" the application is. This ignores the fact that Office comes with a great deal of clip-art, templates, and other non-application files. The actual amount of diskspace used by the application code for Office on my machine is 298 MB, but that includes the full office suite (including programs that have no equivelent in OOo such as InfoPath, Access and OneNote).

    I liked this quote:

    "The first thing I did was to install OO.o It took only 7.5 minutes and took up 164MB (94.82 according to Windows)."

    94.82? WTF? Did he mean 194.82? Even that seems a bit large.

    He gives lots of indications that his system is borked. His comment about normal.dot is a sure sign that something is wrong.

    22 minutes to load a 4.9MB text file? That's completely outside the range of believable.

  48. A bit offtopic, but... by shywolf9982 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, that's a bit offtopic, but the review reminded me a thing that happened a couple months ago at work.
    Premitted that I use Windows and MS Office only at work, and that I'm there only from three months (so I don't know much of Word) a funny thing happened to me, and I would like to know who is the genius at MS that programmed the new autospellchecking and correction function.
    I'm Italian, and hence the dictionary used by default is the Italian one. A pity that, in the official italian (intended as language), there is no word to properly translate to click. People usually use the verb cliccare, which is commonly recognized but, as I said, not considered an italian word. Anyway, my boss had to write down a little administrator manual for a site we designed (our customer ain't exactly a geek, quite the opposite). In this manual, every two line he was like "click here, click there" and so he wrote a paper which contained a fair amount of cliccare.
    But Word 2003, without giving anyone some sort of advice (my boss said he hasn't activated the feature, and he ain't a geek himself, so I think this comes activated when you install Office) decided that cliccare was wrong, and corrected it automatically (with absolutely no warnings! Neither a lil flashy icon) with ciccare (in English, to spit).
    My boss saved the doc and suddenly mailed them to our customer. I'll let the reader imagine what kind of phone call I received from our customer, who seemed pretty shocked that he had to humiliate his brand new 19'' inch monitor in order to use our site.
    So, if uncle Bill reads this (yes, Mr William Gates III, I'm talking with you), I would like to ask him to fire the idiot that added such a function.

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  49. Why is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm trying to figure out why I trust Slashdot to report unbiased news. This "article" is so atrocious that I'm amazed anybody can defend it or even link to it.

    The author says "recently I have noticed that [Office] seems slow." So... did he reinstall it? Surely he didn't just install OpenOffice and run his tests... Oh wait. Yeah, he did. I thought we all knew that Windows speed tests are useless unless run on fresh installations...

    Honestly, this test is completely meaningless. He didn't establish that Office's performance degrades over time (I'm not saying it doesn't, btw). And he didn't establish that OO's performance doesn't degrade. He would have had to do BOTH of these things for his comparison to be even remotely valid or useful.

    Let me guess: he also used IE for a few years. He didn't maintain it and now he has a spyware-ridden computer. Then he thinks, "Gosh, IE seems slow." So he downloads FireFox and LJKSDF it's fast! Wow, IE is SO SLOW! *rolls eyes*

    Honestly, I recognize that experiences will differ from computer to computer and I really don't care which you use. But don't go around spouting this pseudo-scientific crap as evidence that one is superior to the other. That goes for both OO/Office and FF/IE.

  50. Horrible article by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "but I assumed that since I paid for MS Office, it must be better"

    So, I should then assume you're an idiot? Crappy consumers like you are why companies can get away with charging outrageous prices. Price != Quality.

    "It has been over a year since I installed MS Office, but I know it had to be restarted"

    I installed MS Office 2003 YESTERDAY on a friends computer. It did not require a restart. You may have had an older version installed or some other application using a resource that the installer needed to replace.

    "Opening time in seconds - First run 31.1"
    I am assuming first run refers to the first INSTANCE not the first time the application is ever opened...

    WHAT?!?! This is Word 2003? Running on a 2.2 GHz machine with 512 ram? You've got to be kidding me. Did you measure this with a sundial? With my AMD64 Mobile throttled to 40% (800mhz) with a gig of ram, I can start Word 2003 in less than a second.

    Also, second instances of Word (I don't know about Writer) open and immediately close again. The second instance simply sends a message to the first instance to open another document window or whatever.

    "Word takes up more memory total, but Writer uses more in the main process. It is not a big difference."

    What the hell is msworks.exe? I don't have it running right now and Word, PowerPoint, and Excel are all open.

    I'm really sick of these horrible comparisons that are performed by armatures. He states he hates Microsoft, goes on and on about how OO.o is better, but states he will continue to use Office. If you are going to perform a scientific experiment, please make it scientific. Leave opinion out of it. Show us exact procedures so we can attempt to reproduce your results. etc etc.

    Does someone have an article describing proper construction of benchmarks or a guide to proper scientific analysis? We need some sort of rubric before we keep posting this horrible articles.

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  51. Performance "Experiment" by sedyn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't think the data was skewed as much as what little is given cannot be taken seriously.
    For starters, let's look at what little data was given about the testing method:
    Next I tested the speed of the applications themselves by simply opening and closing them 5 times and finding the average.
    Hrrm, that doesn't sound like a very clean environment, speaking of, what is the overall state of their computer? Do they have background processes running that may skew results?

    Second, the author doesn't tell us the individual results (save the first) and just averages them for us. At the very least, they should give a standard deviation. (note, there is a non-functional link at the bottom which may contain such things, I do not know at this time)

    Third, wouldn't it be a nice idea to test on different computers? Not just a single one? I can understand that the author may have limited resources, but it does limit the scope of the "experiment" (Unless everyone has the same computer as the author)

    Fourth, in the "closing time" section the author mentions they closed a specific file. What about closing no files at all?

    Fifth, the graphs, at which times did things start and complete? I have no idea what is going on here. For all I've been told the ending trails of the graph (which are all pretty low) are where the "experiment" happens.

    I can only hope that the results link (which isn't working at the time that this was posted) contains such data. In any event, I'll admit my bias, I dislike using empirical data. And when I am forced (kicking and screaming) to collect it, I try to minimize the number of variables that may vary. This author does not appear to have attempted that. Thus I don't think that the results can be taken seriously. (and to be honest, I can't believe they were posted on /.)

    I could be wrong on some of the points I made, or I could have missed something that is obvious, in any event, I just wanted to express my displeasure with calling this an "experiment" in the first place.
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  52. Word Bloat and Startup Time by Carcass666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are a number of applications, such as WinFax and Dragon Naturally Speaking, which install add-on's to Microsoft Word that add to the startup time and can cause problems with other add-in's (I know, the article is about Word/OO on fresh installs, but this issue comes up often in real life). The WinFax plug-in in particular can cause problems with other add-on's. For better or for worse, there aren't similar issues yet with OO. Given it's tight ties in Java, though, I can't imagine it would take long once OO gets popular for a number of add-in's to spring up, add time to its startup as well.

  53. export, not import by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 2, Informative

    Exporting to PDF is cool, but it'd be even nicer if you could open them too. Damn, Koffice does it

  54. Something smells fishy by prodangle · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Either the author's machine is broken in some strange way, or he is simply lying. On my old Duron 750 with 384mb RAM, Word 2003 opens in ~5 seconds, while OO takes around 20. That's with all preloaders disabled.

    The author also says he had planned to compare Word's HTML export with that of Dreamweaver. Of course he'll find that Word's exported HTML is far more bloated than that of Dreamweaver. Word makes no effort to optimise for file size - it's not intended to produce HTML that will be manually edited, and simply tries to preserve print layout as closely as possible, while Dreamweaver goes to great pains to produce tidy code. Apples and oranges!!

  55. Re:the results are in by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was most likely a different issue. Your printer drivers changed when you upgraded from Win 3.11 to Win95. This caused word to relayout the document.

    I'll bet if you ran the exact same version of Word in Win95 you'd have seen the same results.

  56. Review submitted by reviewer by developer55 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Although one could argue, as many have already, for or against the review, I think the real issue here is that Slashdot has once again posted an author-submitted article. This point was well articulated only 1 day ago, in comment to another Microsoft bashing article.

    When will this stop. Is there that little news, or are the editors days too filled writing articles for better paying gigs and such?

  57. Re:the results are in by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Huh? I've *NEVER* seen a case where a later version of Word couldn't open an older version of Word's documents identically to the original.

    Then you've never had a Word document with tables or macros in it. My guess is that it is done deliberately to force all users in a company to upgrade. I could cut MS some slack if it were just that an older version couldn't open a doc from a newer version, but it fails both ways.

  58. Okay by Trogre · · Score: 3, Informative

    Let's try it with a similar computer:

    - MS Office Word 2003
    - OOo 1.1.4 Writer with J2RE1.4.1
    - Athlon 2600+ 512MB Ram, Windows XP SP2, no other software running.

    Each block of tests was proceeded by a reboot

    Word:
    4.5 seconds
    1.5 seconds
    0.8 seconds
    0.8 seconds

    OOo Writer w/quickstart enabled:
    5.5 seconds
    1.0 seconds
    0.8 seconds
    0.8 seconds

    OOo Writer w/quickstart disabled:
    17 seconds
    1.5 seconds
    1.5 seconds
    1.5 seconds

    These figures tell a different story from the article, I would say.

    Note: I did have to turn off Macro security in word, otherwise it hung there for several MINUTES performing a 'virus scan'.

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  59. Re:the results are in by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've yet to see a MS Word processor that had MS Word compatbility to function 100% with the documents made in the previous version. So I guess OO.o aint too bad, considering it is definitely an improvement on MS Word.

  60. Start up times, who cares? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It always amazes me what a big deal is made of "start up times." Who cares? If you spend more time starting up an application, than sitting there, effectively using it, then you're not a real user of the application, but just toying with it. In many cases, loading more stuff upon startup, will make operation of an application more peppy.

    The same people that go on and on about start up times, don't seem to bitch too much (or maybe they do), about modern day games, where one seems to spend most of their time "Loading..." I find some of the best games today almost unusuable because of the loading delays; it really blows the ambiance for me.

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