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Advertising of the Future, Already Here

prostoalex writes "Did Stephen Spielberg predict the future of advertising, when in Minority Report the relevant ads were delivered by retina scanner, which could then personalize any message? August issue of Inc. magazine takes a look at future of advertising and who's offering advanced technologies today. Internet search engines and helpful utilities from companies like Claria already know a lot about your shopping and browsing habits. Combine that with advanced tech from TV viewership tracker Nielsen and large nationwide databases like Experian, and the advertising messages of the future could get extremely personal."

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  1. Extremely personal ads? by miltimj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just what some people would want are "extremely personal ads" where they walk by a kiosk in the mall, and it asks if they want to switch from Viagra to Levitra...

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    1. Re:Extremely personal ads? by ndogg · · Score: 1

      I want the extremely personal advertisement with the supermodel standing next to the booth.

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    2. Re:Extremely personal ads? by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      While I can't say the above example would be applicable in my case, I sympathise with people like you who may be somewhat embarrased by the personal ads ;)

    3. Re:Extremely personal ads? by TheShades · · Score: 1

      Not sure if anybody's been to Tottenham Court Road Tube Station in London - but as you go up the escilator (spelling? - dyslexic) instead of poster ad's you have video screens which play funky animations either in sync, or one which appears to follow you accross the screens. All you need is a retena-scanner as you get on and we're in minority report land

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    4. Re:Extremely personal ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      escilator - you knew it was wrong, yet couldn't use a spell-check?

      ad's - moron.

  2. Ouch by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Gah, it'll be a grim future when you can't avoid ads by closing your eyes (because they'll be projected inside your eye).

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  3. LOL by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At Taco posting an article about intrusive ads. The future is here, it's the Slashvertisement (TM). Oh, the humanity.

    1. Re:LOL by eBunny · · Score: 1
      From TFA: "We look for subsegments of Internet users who care about certain things," explains Breen Vogel. "We find them when they're online, we intercept their activities, and we start a relationship with them."

      Fear not! Once the advertisers get the hang of it, there will probably start to pop up ads for tools to De-Personalize advertising here on Slashdot. (Ads from the trusty Tin-Foil Hat for those really hardcore paranoians out there, and softer stuff like AdAware SuperPlus for the discerning consumer).

      On a side note; With some analyzing power spent on existing posts, it should be very easy to determine GullibleRating (TM) and TinFactor (Probably TM) of the individual account, and sell advertising space to confirmed (logged-in) users. Whenever this happens it's tinfoil time for me! (oh wait, i already HAVE gmail.. )

  4. you can't do that by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can't directly put something on MY eye unless I get an implant of some kind. As long as I refuse to get any implants then they can't advertise to me..

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    1. Re:you can't do that by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, but what if by getting that implant you can have a screen/pc with you at all times, even connected to the net? It's the same as the internet or any other medium, you're using it because it's very useful but the ads are still annoying.

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    2. Re:you can't do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe an adblock plugin will be available soon after

    3. Re:you can't do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're correct.
      Until someone lobbys this to become law...

    4. Re:you can't do that by miscGeek · · Score: 1

      Tempting maybe, but I would still have to pass.

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    5. Re:you can't do that by Sky+Cry · · Score: 1

      IIRC, in Minority Report advertisement devices were able to read your eye retina, find you in their database. That was enough to refer to you by your name and advertise a product you might be interested in. No implants needed. (Plus an image _can_ be projected directly onto your eye, meaning you will be seeing it, but everyone around won't. Doesn't require an implant either.)

    6. Re:you can't do that by zippthorne · · Score: 1
      They could do one of two things:
      1. Very fast robot to put a sign in front of your face whenever they want.
      2. Control where you're looking and happen to put advertising there.
      The entire goal of most advertising seems to be (2: convince you to look at something), with the exception of spam, popups and amway.
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    7. Re:you can't do that by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 1

      Does it run Linux?

    8. Re:you can't do that by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      They won't need to if they can get RFID tags in everything you own; then they can just scan you with RF from a distance, match it up against purchase records, and figure out who you are.

      Of course that's absurd. Nope... they'd just scan to figure out what you have on you then use that demographic information to "anonymously" match you against a marketing profile.

      It won't be, "Hi, John... want to buy some more Guess t-shirts?"

      But, it will be, "Hi... I see you like Calvin Klein a bunch... want a coupon?"

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    9. Re:you can't do that by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You can't directly put something on MY eye unless I get an implant of some kind. As long as I refuse to get any implants then they can't advertise to me..

      But if you do, they can stop you from accidentally viewing child porn, bomb building instructions or copyrighted material you don't have a license to view by blocking your vision whenever you're about to see either. So obviously only a pedophilic terrorist intellectual property thief would not want such a device in their eyes.

      As for the advertisements, you have to pay for the device somehow. Showing you advertisements doesn't compel you to do anything (such as pay more taxes), so it is the way freedom-loving people do this. Only in a socialist state would the government pay for this, so obviously only a communist would be against showing advertisements in this device.

      Why do you hate freedom so much, you pedophile communist terrorist thief ?

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    10. Re:you can't do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it runs NetBSD

    11. Re:You can't do that by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Considering that the implant will likely run on Windows CE, according to the government purchasing policy, there'll be enough holes in it to make it run Linux instead. With an open-source terrorist tool known as AdBlock.

  5. Good by The+Patient · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, as a non-female entity, if I don't have to see any more Stayfree ads, I'll take that as a positive.

    1. Re:Good by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 0

      Good point- I have to be honest- I don't mind ads when they are for something that interests me, and they aren't the cutesy madison avenue ads. FOr example, it is a waste of my time to have stayfree, massengil, Volvo and impotence ads on My TV. It is just wasted money from the advertisers. On the other hand, there are many ads that would appeal to me but not to many other people i.e. Chevy Camaro Parts, Model Trains, Tech stuff etc.
      Ad specialization could lead to fewer ads (Yes, I know that is a long shot- there may be even more ads) because a company who spends $100 to reach 100 people who may or may not want their product would likely spend $10 to reach one person who would very likely want their product.
      Imagine "sniffer RFID" panties that targeted ads for massengil or vaginal deoderant....
      Imagine Backscatter Xray machines that checked out your bush and advertised waxing or nair....

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    2. Re:Good by TCM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't mind ads when they are for something that interests me

      But that's the crux of the issue. To make ads that fit you perfectly you'd have to give the marketing assholes as much information about you as possible.

      So on the one hand you don't want ads that are not targeted at you. OTOH, at least I don't want to give those wankers any information about me. So I just block ads and that's it. No "I'd take ads if they were more targeted" from me.

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  6. some sanity please by Saven+Marek · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So does anyone have one or more good reasons why this kind of intrusive abuse of advertising should not be banned right now?

  7. A quote from Futurama by IcarusMoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?" Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.

  8. Then shouldn't it be called... by EEBaum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... advertising of the present?

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    1. Re:Then shouldn't it be called... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes.

      One thing that annoys me about some ads, is they say "in the future...", make some claims about good things, then say "...the future is now".

      I also find medical ads annoying. They all seem to push a perception that things will be great if you'd take this pill or have that operation. Stuff like Viagra, Levitra and Claria are only supposed to be help people with certain medical conditions, NOT to make a healthy person have "better sex". I think mass marketing is completely wrong for that kind of product, and targeted mass marketing is also going to cause problems.

    2. Re:Then shouldn't it be called... by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the US is the only country in the world that allows prescription medications to be advertised on television.

      I live in Canada but I'm close enough to the border that I get lots of American channels. No Canadian channel ever advertises for prescription medications .. yet when I watch a US channel it seems that every other commercial nowadays is telling me to ask my doctor about this or that .. without even telling me what this or that is FOR!

      I've asked some of my friends in Europe how medications are dealt over seas and they've told me that they don't even know the brand of a prescription. That all medication they get comes in a plain green box etc.

      Here in Canada we're starting to get some medications coming in branded boxes .. but for the most part we still get "organge / brownish" transluscent containers with a label that says the name of the medication, pharmacy info etc.

      This whole big drug / pharmeceutical industry thing in the states is getting ridiculous. Let the medications be dealt out by the doctors. As soon as you start asking your doctor for specific pills etc. doesn't he then become your dealer ?

    3. Re:Then shouldn't it be called... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Not all drugs that have the same active ingredients use the same dyes or fillers and whatnot. That difference can be important. Sometimes the brand name (or lack thereof) actually does matter.

      And I think there is some US law prohibiting the advertising of the name and manufacturer of a drug in the same commercial as a discussion of its abilities. So you get viagra adds that don't refer to a particular manufacturer, and you get other adds from manufacturers that show happy scenes and suggest you visit their website or call your doctor for info about their products.

      And I imagine some doctors get kickbacks (over or under the table) from drug company marketing teams.

      So, I have to say, that whole pharamceutical advertising thing is insane. It probably should not go on. Yet, at the same time, sometimes you have to tell your GP about some new drug, then they investigate it and it actually helps you. So maybe banning advertising would be a two edged sword. It's a tough question, I think.

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    4. Re:Then shouldn't it be called... by Nik13 · · Score: 1

      These ads are not meant to make a "healthy" person buy their products. They're meant to let people know they exist (for those who need it), try to "educate" the masses as an effort to get rid of the stigmas associated with those kind of things (make it seem normal/common).

      There's people out there with erectile dysfunction, incontinence and such problems that think they're the only ones with it and too ashamed to seek help from their docs. With these ads (and the increasing public awareness) people tend to be more open to discuss it with their doctors. These problems affect millions of people's lifes and nobody really wants to talk openly about the problems, sometimes leading to other problems - marital problems, isolation, depression... Most people don't realize how common these conditions are and how hard it can be.

      I don't recall seeing viagra ads saying it'll make a normal sex life better or anything like it. The fact they use mass-marketing/advertizing methods doesn't make it suggest that either, it's more like half a public sensitization/awareness raising campaign and half a product ad. Combining both works best: people will finally seek help from their doctors, and most likely end up using the advertized products they know. Indeed, it increases their sales, but it does increase quality of life of the users.

      I'd rather see those ads more often, and less annoying pepto bismol ads or women sanitary products ads (and both seem to play during mealtimes).

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    5. Re:Then shouldn't it be called... by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason you don't see much info in ads is something to do with the Truth In Advertising laws. For everything good they say, apparently they have to balance that out with listing some side effects. Which is why you get rhyming Krestor ads that don't say what the fuck the med does....

      I agree that Pharm. companies should *NOT* be able to advertise on TV. Their commercials are intentionally mis-leading.

      You know, I was told growing up that there were these evil people who would tell you very little about what they were offering, and they'd tell you that it would solve a lot of your problems. But they were *shaking finger* EEEEVILLLLL. They'd even sometimes give you "samples" of their drugs to get you hooked.

      Apparently now those "drug dealers" are ok and even have the support of the government. My street dealer ain't got SHIT on Glaxo Smith-Klein.

      My 2c

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    6. Re:Then shouldn't it be called... by redwyrm · · Score: 1

      Silence, naysayer. The future is now!

  9. I hope it does by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, I would appreciate some ads that are relevant to me. Instead of punch the monkey and Free* iPods, I could be getting discounts on stuff I'm interested in and might actually buy. If I could get a guaranteed higher quality of ad, I would definitely give up some of my personal information, especially to sites that I care about.

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    1. Re:I hope it does by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      That would be ideal, absolutely. Targeted ads that would show something I might buy. Trouble is, they mine the data and get an incomplete picture of who you really are. It would take much more intrusive questioning (since you're already giving up most of your personal information for free anyway) to get at what makes you tick. I won't sign up for it, because they don't need to know. It's never ever any of their business, and if they happen to figure it out by accident, well neat. But if they require more and more information and intrusive, bothersome questioning... they won't ever find out.

      Getting it right is the holy grail of advertising. I'd rather them take the cup that makes them turn into a skeleton than the real one if they must intrude more into my life to get it right.

      Adblock + paper shredder + good junk email filter = no advertising. :)

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    2. Re:I hope it does by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      What I prefer, is no ads at all.
      I personally consider ads to be exactly in the same bucket as e-mail spam, and act accordingly. Thanks to three layers of defense (DNS, squid+adzapper, Adblock), I probably don't exist for Claria, GoogleSyndication, DoubleClick and any other sleazy advertisers.

      If I want to find a product, I can search for it. Until then, you are better off staying away from my life.

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    3. Re:I hope it does by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      I'd be careful what I wish for.

      It wasnt too long ago that people filled out long questionaires for "Win a free minivan" at the mall, and all that information was just sold en masse to a bunch of marketers. From there, they can do whatever they like with the info. Do you trust them to build a complex and well-running filtering system? ]

      I dont think its even possible to have "targeted ads." Amazon's suggestion system is terrible. My tivo suggestions are even worse.

      Don't give up any of your personal information. Not only are their methods seriously flawed, but they'll toss you on a bulk marketing list if they could get 1 penny per name.

    4. Re:I hope it does by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Yep.. I prefer to remain off their radar. Even if they knew everything about me from other means, I'd never see the ads.

      I know it sounds cheap, but let the suckers pay for my entertainment. Just wait until TV is digital and you can filter commercials like you do banners. That will be great!

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    5. Re:I hope it does by fermion · · Score: 1
      One things that ads to is get consumers to want something that no one has really wanted. Like instant desicated coffee, paper plates with bonus dioxins, or ready made penut butter and jelly sandwich with god knows what else.

      Merely getting you to switch brands because one happens to be cheaper right now does not neccesarily build long term growth. However, convincing everyone they need a 3,000 lb personell carrier that gets 10 miles to the gallon, and is subsidized 40% by the American tax payer is golden. And the only reason everyone does not own one is that they do are not yet aware of the full benifts, all they think about is that it takes $50 to fill it up, and only goes 100 miles. Advertising is the exact thing that changes that perception. And in all these cases, the advertisers convinces you that you hate your family if you do not provide these latest advances

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    6. Re:I hope it does by managementboy · · Score: 1

      add to your last list: MythTV (openPVR of any kind) to skip TV + recycle bin for your snailjunkmail + Zoning rules to keep ads away from cities

  10. Helpful utilities by NixieBunny · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...helpful utilities from companies like Claria already know a lot about your shopping and browsing habits

    Helpful is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose. Helping your PC crash is one thing Gator's stuff is known for.

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    1. Re:Helpful utilities by RevengeOfPoopJuggler · · Score: 0

      When I think of a helpful software company I immediately think of Claria. They help millions of people to fuck up their computer and get useless shit shoved down their throats over and over and over again until it comes bursting forth from their split, bleeding rectums. God bless Claria.

    2. Re:Helpful utilities by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it's not very helpful at pointing out blatant sarcasm.

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  11. Amazon? by tomocoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Am I the only one who finds the way Amazon presents items to you a bit frightening?

    1. Re:Amazon? by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that finds that people actually shop at Amazon frightening?

    2. Re:Amazon? by archivis · · Score: 1

      I fill out the customer surveys at Amazon so they know what I like. Then they go and suggest new stuff based on what I've said I like and what I have been looking at. This is one of the major ways I find new authors to enjoy.

      Then I froogle everything to find a bargain. Sometimes it's Amazon, sometimes it isn't.

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  12. PKD? by stevobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just to give credit where it's due, it's probably more accurate to say that Philip K. Dick foresaw this advertising, as it or something similar appears not only in his short story Minority Report, but throughout his fiction.

    1. Re:PKD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stephen Spielberg" is a cross between Stephen King and Steven Spielberg.

    2. Re:PKD? by putko · · Score: 1

      You are so right. It is disgusting to associate the slimeball Spielberg with the genius and penetrating insight of PKD.

      PKD was a philosopher. Spielberg makes ones schmalzburger movie after another, pandering to the morons and his Hollywood paymasters, while lining his pockets.

      PKD has principles and really suffered. Spielberg just tells the lies that are good for himself and his crowd.

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  13. Enough by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ok...I'm sure I'll get flamed for this but here goes:

    I happen to be a young ad exec (not to mention a privacy nut, avid slashdot reader, gamer, geek, etc) and I'm really getting tired of people not understanding our industry.

    Are there sleezy advertising people? HELL YES! Is it the vast majority of them? HELL NO! You see, there is this interesting phenomenon where people tend to only remember negative experiences over positive ones, and then make generalizations that most are bad.

    And guess what, this is true of ANY industry. Software development? Yup, you got your sleezeballs there too, but you wouldn't say the vast majority are that way. (Or would you?)

    What really pisses me off is that everybody assumes that our goal is to just annoy you and grab your attention in any way possible. Attention Slashdotters: We Are Not Idiots! (All of us at least. We know damn well that if we are advtertising a product to privacy advocate geeks, we will not win them over with a popup that says "based on your previous purchases of viagra from www.biggerpenis.com....". But the truth is that often times the advertising us geeks find offense with is not targeted at us at all, and in fact the target audience has no problem whatsoever with it.

    New technologies will continue to be developed to target more accurately because that generates better results. I repeat: IT GENERATES BETTER RESULTS! This means that due to it being targeted better, people are buying more! We are not holding a gun to their heads saying they have to buy, we inform them of the product (and yes, some do it less truthfully than others, I will not lie about that)and they make the decision to buy.

    I also want to comment about a new form of advertising many of you most likely participate in. Viral advertising. All those cool video clips that companies put out, all those funny websites like CoqRock.com, or Subservient Chicken, all of these get passed on by people like you because you find them interesting, clever, and entertaining. THAT is the goal of most advertising agencies. Believe it or not, we LIKE making good ads that people like. New technology lets us do this in different ways.

    So in summary, I'm not saying there isn't a dark side to our industry (like every single other friggin industry in existence), I'm just saying that everybody seems to focus on the bad and ignore the good. If people want some proof that good advertising exists, check out the Cannes Lion Awards. They have videos of all the winners, and I'm sure most Slashdotters would approve.

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    1. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thats fine. If you want to make a living doing that, and you feel good about it, go ahead and keep doing it.

      But remember, the goal of advertising is to change the behavior of a person. So you are exploiting pyschological traits to pressure the consumer into buying the product using color, suggestive imagry, playing on their insecurities and desires.

      You may in fact be changing people's habits who have no use for your product or could not truely afford it. You defend yourself by saying that they have a choice.

      Looking at it more realistically, I equate it to stealing someone's credit card. Essentially, you are exploiting the way the brain works to cause a behavior. Yeah, real ethical.

      Viral ads are MUCH better because they are opt in. I can seek out an ad which I want to see (subjecting myself to all the pyschological tricks).

      So while individulally you might be delluded, your industry is as inherently evil as the spam industry. You are just dulluding yourself.

    2. Re:Enough by Commander+Doofus · · Score: 1

      An advertising executive that uses all capital letters and multiple exclamation points--the hallmarks of spam--in his .sig? Shocking.

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    3. Re:Enough by daeley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      New technologies will continue to be developed to target more accurately because that generates better results. I repeat: IT GENERATES BETTER RESULTS! This means that due to it being targeted better, people are buying more! We are not holding a gun to their heads saying they have to buy, we inform them of the product (and yes, some do it less truthfully than others, I will not lie about that)and they make the decision to buy.

      See, here's the thing: this *is* the dark side of your industry. You're yelling "generating better results" as if that were some laudable goal. Even "generating better results" sounds like a commercial. Better results for who? Better results for me would be fewer ads, in every medium.

      When your industry plasters every available surface with advertising, whether that's walls or screens or clothing, it's bad enough. You may not be holding a gun to people's heads, but frankly that reminds me of a child irritating another child by saying "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!" You aren't holding a gun, but you are "targeting" people.

      I don't care if your industry likes making good ads that people like. Hell, I might even laugh at some of them, or see the cleverness. But for every "clever" advertisement, there is a tidal wave of ad-noise drowning out the sounds of life. Your goal might not be to annoy people, but that is what you are doing.

      The worse the advertising gets, the more ubiquitous, the more targeted -- the less I will watch, the less I will pay attention.

      The less I will buy.

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    4. Re:Enough by cblanc · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with advertising because I don't allow myself to be controlled that easily. I don't need an ad to tell me that I should be interested in something. If I'm interested in something, I go out and reasearch.

    5. Re:Enough by GoldAnt · · Score: 1

      Wow, wouldn't wanna change anybodys way of thinking now would we....pfft, what do you think happens every 4 years in the U.S.? What happens every day when your kids go to school. If they get sucked in by the glamor of the ads, hopefully they needed whatever the heck it was or they're too stupid to care that they've been hoodwinked. Your probably the same kind of person that would like to take all the animals out of the wild for their own safety, LOL... :P Personally i'll tolerate ads as long as don't obscure me from accomplishing whatever goal I had in visiting the site, in part its how the sites host themselves, look at /. :P. I've only clicked 3-4 ads in my life, i'd like to see more ads about what things im interested in for one.

    6. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are honest lawyers, too. But most lawyers, as most people into whatever area of marketing, are scum, in my (extensive) experience. And the most representative examples of advertising are indeed scum. Funny enough, I know a girl who is a model and is studying law, yet she is both intelligent and nice.

    7. Re:Enough by Tx · · Score: 1

      The sleazy advertizers may be a small minority, but they're a HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM, so don't try to make out like peoples perceptions are skewed on this subject.

      I had to sign up to TPS (UK "do not call" database) to stop irratating numbers of cold callers (unfortunately offshore marketing firms don't feel the need to respect that database). I have to expend effort keeping my spam filters, pop-up blockers etc optimal. I have to do these things because of pervasive, in-your-face, annoying marketing tactics.

      Are there non-sleazy advertisers out there? Yes, but don't make out like they're doing anyone a favour. I could live without their output, the best I can say about them is they're not actively pissing me off. But I'm certainly justified in focussing on the bastards who are pissing me off.

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    8. Re:Enough by m50d · · Score: 1
      The worse the advertising gets, the more ubiquitous, the more targeted -- the less I will watch, the less I will pay attention.

      The point is that the more targeted it is, the less annoying it will get. The company that made the clever advertisement is more likely to be bought from. Once the industry understands what you think is clever, every advert you see will be a clever one. Every one will be one you like.

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      I am trolling
    9. Re:Enough by Ponzicar · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware that most of you guys aren't scum. The problem is, specifically with internet advertising, that a few bad apples are enough to destroy a consumer's trust. For example, even if 90% of online ads are normal banner ads, the other 10% consists of animated, noise making animations, embedded ads that pop up over the web page, popups, popunders, flash based junk, javascript using windows that are nearly impossible to close, and even things that use activeX exploits to automatically install spyware on your system. Once someone has encountered garbage like that, he or she is going to be blocking all internet ads, whether they're benign or not. Legitimate ads thus become collateral damage. Ads in other mediums can't cause as much harm, but infectious, annoying advertising jingles that play over and over again in your head and magazine/newspaper ads that look like normal articles mean that advertisers will need to differentiate themselves from the scum in order for people to not be hostile to them.

    10. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't want your better results.

      I don't want to BE your better result.

      I don't like any ads at all. I think your entire business is founded on manipulation, deception, and brain washing. You have no leg to stand on. You can't put a bright face on it, and you can't convince me that you're just an innocent, idealistic advertising executive who's speaking out for the people with integrity.

      If it is your job to trick me into buying something, you don't have any integrity.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    11. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get it. The goal of advertising is to grab our attention any way possible. This is why advertisments are run on television, radio, movies (product placement), movie theater previews, magazines, books, web sites, video games, clothing, sports games, sports arenas, billboards, posters and flyers put on your car windshield or in your mailbox, highway exit signs, and more I can't think of. "Targeted" advertising is largely a myth because everyone is the target all the time everywhere they go. Advertising and marketing have legitimate purposes, but people take offense because there is no escape from it, and advertisers keep pushing as hard as they can, becoming more intrusive as time progresses. Take for example, the lovely idea of advertising in space, etc. This is why people hate advertising.

    12. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, political campaigns drive me nuts, since they are more about selling a person then any issues. And what little is about the issues is calculated to make people react in a calculated manner.

      But I think its safe to say, you missed the point. There is a difference between teaching, honnest debate, and pschological mannipulation. You seem to lack that distinction.

      There is no need to accept something that is established as nessecary.

      With that said, the should have the right to advertise. As long as I have a way of blocking it from my property (turning off the TV, not buying the picture frame mentioned in the article, not reading slashdot) then ads are well within their rights. If they invade my space (project into my home, appear in my dreams, etc.) they've gone to far.

      For example, take high pressure phone sales, such as for that shitty $700 cruise. I've seen people kept on the phone for 2 hours cause of the tricks the pulled. Thats an excellent example of ads taken to extreems.

      I don't think most advertising is like that, but anything were people are exploiting pyschological tricks (with full knowledge) in an attempt to change their behavior is certianally unethical.

    13. Re:Enough by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It won't be less annoying; the annoyance will just be later, when you realise you were tricked in buying some crapware again. Advertisement is nothing more than a glorified con-job.

    14. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are not holding a gun to their heads saying they have to buy, we inform them of the product (and yes, some do it less truthfully than others, I will not lie about that)and they make the decision to buy.
      more like

      "We don't actually shoot the guys, we put the guns to their heads and make them pull the trigger"

    15. Re:Enough by Nofsck+Ingcloo · · Score: 1

      I just can't understand how someone as articulate and apparently intelligent as you can so completely miss the point. It isn't about effectiveness. It isn't about annoying or not annoying the advertisee.

      What it's about is you knowing enough about individuals to achieve the effectiveness of which you are so proud.

      You snoop, and you pry, and you sort and you collate and you trick and you invade. There seems to be nothing that is beneath you.

      The things you know about people are none of your damned business.

      So take your claims of beneficence, consume excrement and expire.

    16. Re:Enough by TCM · · Score: 2

      I happen to be a young ad exec

      OK, to make this quick and painless: could you tell me what domains and network blocks you use? Thanks.

      --
      Of course it runs NetBSD. BTC: 1NT7QvbetmANwaMzhpVL6
    17. Re:Enough by mugwumpus · · Score: 1

      "There is one thing you absolutely must know about modern advertising. No matter how true any single advertisement is, modern advertising itself, taken as a whole, tells a lie - that you need the thing being advertised. It is a lie because consumer goods of real value do not need to be advertised...."

      --Paul Lutus, from Consumer Angst

    18. Re:Enough by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      Informative?

      But remember, the goal of advertising is to change the behavior of a person.

      Strange. I always thought the goal of advertising was to sell a product. Granted most advertising today is pure junk, just like the products they promote, but there are ads which are simply informative and promote useful products. Products which I would like to know about.

      So you are exploiting pyschological traits to pressure the consumer into buying the product using color, suggestive imagry, playing on their insecurities and desires.

      Guess what, most people you interact with every day also use color (makeup, dress shirts?) and suggestive imagery (low cut necklines, tailored suits?) to play on your insecurities and desires. Are these people pressuring you into something? I believe the term enticing is probably more appropriate for both scenarios.

      You may in fact be changing people's habits who have no use for your product or could not truely afford it. You defend yourself by saying that they have a choice.

      Dear god, won't someone think of the consumer? People who buy stuff which they have no use for and which they also can not afford absolutely do have a choice. They can buy the product or not.

      Looking at it more realistically, I equate it to stealing someone's credit card. Essentially, you are exploiting the way the brain works to cause a behavior. Yeah, real ethical.

      Um, if a person can't avoid handing over their credit card every time they see an ad for something, they have a much bigger problem than being in debt up to their ears. In reality everyone exploits the way the brain works to cause certain behaviors in everyone else they ever encounter and many they don't. This is not even exclusively a human trait, as all beings with brains do it.

      Viral ads are MUCH better because they are opt in. I can seek out an ad which I want to see (subjecting myself to all the pyschological tricks).

      Oh, now I see. You're only referring to ads on the internet. Or have they figured out an opt in system for TV, radio, and print ads? For the internet use Adblock and you won't be subjected to as many random physiological tricks, but you already knew that. Then all you will have to worry about is the true intent of that cool avi you found on Usenet.

      So while individulally you might be delluded, your industry is as inherently evil as the spam industry. You are just dulluding yourself.

      That's hilarious. Spam is a form of advertising. It just so happens to be the worst type of online advertising. The advertising industry encompasses much more than just the internet. Remember that any advertising is only as evil as the company which pays for the advertising to promote their own product. If you want to stay deluded yourself that's your choice, but you really should be directing your paranoia in the right direction to have any effect.

      --
      The Stone Age did not end because humans ran out of stones. - William McDonough
    19. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd rather have the 20-30% companies piss away on marketing off the price of the product. The dirty little secret of marketing is that most products work just as well as 90% of the other products in the same catagory. Branding is just a way of training the public to ignore this fact. Of course one could argue for new products, but most of those are nothing more than a repackaging of older ones at a higher price. Give me a bucket, water, some general cleaner, and a rag and I can clean my whole house and auto. Of course advertisers would have you believe you need 5 different products for each room of your house.



      I make it a point never to buy anything from active advertisement. I find targeted adds just as wanted as the bible thumpers stopping by on Sunday trying to sell me Jesus, if there was only a way to do to direct advertisement as I do to Jehova witnesses (answering the door in my boxers with my dick hanging out) then I might find them amusing.

    20. Re:Enough by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      random psychological tricks

      --
      The Stone Age did not end because humans ran out of stones. - William McDonough
    21. Re:Enough by drsquare · · Score: 2

      What a load of crap. Advertisers care about one thing: as many results as possible, and they don't care how many people they piss off. All that matters is sales, advertisers are completely amoral.

      The world would be a better place if all 'young ad execs' were all put on a ship and sent to the Arctic, then the boat sunk. Adverts are nothing but irritating, infuriating and patronising. They are NEVER useful, except to the companies involved. Only idiots base their purchase decisions on adverts.

    22. Re:Enough by drsquare · · Score: 1

      In fact your post itself is even an advert, for the advertising industry:

      not to mention a privacy nut, avid slashdot reader, gamer, geek, etc)

      Step 1: Artificially try to validate yourself to the audience. Spit out a list of attributes common to the people you're talking in an attempt to suck up.

      because that generates better results. I repeat: IT GENERATES BETTER RESULTS! This means that due to it being targeted better, people are buying more!

      Step 2: Pretend like you treat your audience with respect, then treat them like idiots immediately afterwards. That sort of obnoxious repetition and spelling out the obvoius is one of the main tricks of advertisers to dumb things down.

      we inform them of the product and they make the decision to buy.

      Step 3: Lie outright. I can't remember the last time I saw an advert that was nothing but informative, I can't remember an advert that actually gave straight facts. I don't know if there's ever been one.

      all of these get passed on by people like you because you find them interesting, clever, and entertaining. THAT is the goal of most advertising agencies. Believe it or not, we LIKE making good ads that people like.

      Step 4: Contradict yourself. Talk about informing in one paragraph, then in the next talk about crap videos that have NOTHING to do with the product and don't tell ANYTHING about them. That defeats your point, as such adverts are nothing but hype and marketing, which insults the viewer.

      If people want some proof that good advertising exists, check out the Cannes Lion Awards. They have videos of all the winners, and I'm sure most Slashdotters would approve.

      Step 5: Talk about good advertising, and then refer to adverts which are patronising and non-informing.

    23. Re:Enough by jrumney · · Score: 1
      See, here's the thing: this *is* the dark side of your industry. You're yelling "generating better results" as if that were some laudable goal.

      It is a laudable goal. For any industry.

      Better results for me would be fewer ads, in every medium.

      And with targeted advertising, that's exactly what you'll get. Instead of a scattergun approach of spamming everyone with everything, advertisers will only be sending you an advert that they think you'll be interested in.

    24. Re:Enough by dtungsten · · Score: 1

      You're yelling "generating better results" as if that were some laudable goal.

      No, he's yelling it because you do not understand that targeted advertising is better (i.e. works better, gets better results for the people who buy the ads, the whole purpose of advertising) precisely because it LESS ubiquitous and annoying.

      In other words, targeting is good, because good marketing/advertising people know that they can sell more by advertising to people who want it, in the way they want it. It's exactly that sort of thing you are asking for. You want less advertisement. GOOD marketers will use that information and realize that giving you more ads will be a wasted effort, perhaps even backfiring; therefore, you will get what you want, fewer ads. But they can't do that without finding out somehow that you want less of it (believe it or not, people have different tastes/tolerances for this sort of thing, and marketers are not mind-readers; so they have to ask, or get you to tell them).

      The whole point of targeted advertising is not NOT piss you off with ads about things you have no interest in.

    25. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      I happen to be a young ad exec (not to mention a privacy nut, avid slashdot reader, gamer, geek, etc) and I'm really getting tired of people not understanding our industry.

      Perhaps you are not understanding some us who are complaining. I, personally, find just about all advertising offensive to one degree or another. Whether it is is just wasting screen real estate, interupting my TV viewing, or ruining a perfectly nice view from the freeway. Granted, much of it is benign enough to not actively protest against, but I would prefer it not be there at all.

      So in summary, I'm not saying there isn't a dark side to our industry (like every single other friggin industry in existence), I'm just saying that everybody seems to focus on the bad and ignore the good.

      Good? Sorry, but in my book advertising ranges from bad to neutral. Most other industries have the full range. Advertising is one of those insidious "necessary evils" most people just kinda put up with.

      Don't get me wrong, it is always interesting to hear from an advertiser. And I am sure you think that your work in particular has some redeeming social value, but I personally don't see it.

      All those cool video clips that companies put out, all those funny websites like CoqRock.com, or Subservient Chicken, all of these get passed on by people like you because you find them interesting, clever, and entertaining.

      Trivial.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    26. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But the truth is that often times the advertising us geeks find offense with is not targeted at us at all, and in fact the target audience has no problem whatsoever with it.

      Is that supposed to make us feel good about you?

      KILL ALL THE NIGGERS! NIGGERS ARE MONKEYS! ONCE A SLAVE, ALWAYS A SLAVE! GOD HATES NIGGERS!

      (No apologies to any black people who were offended by the above paragraph: it wasn't targeted at you, and the target audience has no problem whatsoever with it, so obviously there can be nothing wrong whatsoever with my saying it... right?)

    27. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      The point is that the more targeted it is, the less annoying it will get.

      I dunno. Having seen the movie "Minority Report," I would think it quite the opposite. The last thing I want are advertisement mentioning me by name.

      The company that made the clever advertisement is more likely to be bought from.

      Yeah? So what? What does "clever" have to do with my desire to be exposed to it? Spammers, for example, are very clever at getting around filters. Does that mean I want to recieve spam? No.

      Once the industry understands what you think is clever, every advert you see will be a clever one. Every one will be one you like.

      Not bloodly likely.

      The bottom line is that advertisers are NOT on my side. For as long as I live in a capitalist society, they will remain the bane of my existence.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    28. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      Better results for me would be fewer ads, in every medium.

      And with targeted advertising, that's exactly what you'll get. Instead of a scattergun approach of spamming everyone with everything, advertisers will only be sending you an advert that they think you'll be interested in.

      Gee, don't you think it would just be the same amount of advertising, just targetted? Don't you think that instead of getting, say, 100 adverts for stuff I am not likely to be interested in, I would just get 100 adverts for stuff I might be interested in? In the end, I am not likely to buy any more stuff, so why should I consider one method better than the other? I'm still being subjected to stuff I'm not going to buy. Whether or not I am more "likely" to buy it is irrelevant.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    29. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      No, he's yelling it because you do not understand that targeted advertising is better (i.e. works better, gets better results for the people who buy the ads, the whole purpose of advertising) precisely because it LESS ubiquitous and annoying.

      I think the jist of the article is that targeted advertising is becoming more ubiquitous. Re: annoying... why should targetted advertisement be less annoying? Instead of "punching the monkey" for stuff I am not interested in, I will be asked to "punch the monkey" for stuff I might be interested in gee. I feel warm and fuzzy already.

      You want less advertisement. GOOD marketers will use that information and realize that giving you more ads will be a wasted effort,

      Too bad it isn't up to any one particular marketer to not flood me. It is a group (gang?) effort. The easier it becomes to target addvertisement, the more flooded by it I will be. Your idea that targetting means less advertising is false.

      But they can't do that without finding out somehow that you want less of it (believe it or not, people have different tastes/tolerances for this sort of thing, and marketers are not mind-readers; so they have to ask, or get you to tell them).

      Again, it isn't up to any particular advertiser. No one advertiser can control how much advertising I am exposed to. It just isn't in their power. The people who sell advertising space are the ones who control that. Imagine their surprise when I tell them I don't want ANY advertisements.

      The whole point of targeted advertising is not NOT piss you off with ads about things you have no interest in.

      Why would I be less pissed off getting 100 adverts for stuff I am not going to buy (although I might technically be interested in them) vs. getting 100 adverts for stuff I am not interested in? I'm still not buying (most of) it. It is still taking up screen real estate. It is still interuping my TV viewing, etc, etc. It isn't the specific content of advertisment that pisses me off. It is the presentation.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    30. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But remember, the goal of advertising is to change the behavior of a person.

      Strange. I always thought the goal of advertising was to sell a product.

      Duh. You weren't going to buy it... now you are. They changed your behavior.

      people you interact with every day also use color (makeup, dress shirts?) and suggestive imagery (low cut necklines, tailored suits?) to play on your insecurities and desires. Are these people pressuring you into something?

      You've never heard of a women dressing 'sexy' to get something from a man? I that not a form of pressure?

      People who buy stuff which they have no use for and which they also can not afford absolutely do have a choice. They can buy the product or not.

      And if they are fed a lie ("You can afford it! Just 3480895 payments of $19.95...") that convinces them to buy it, who's responsible?

    31. Re:Enough by fredklein · · Score: 1

      The whole point of targeted advertising is not NOT piss you off with ads about things you have no interest in.

      Where do I sign up? I'm not interested in ads for anything.

    32. Re:Enough by corblix · · Score: 1
      Your goal might not be to annoy people, but that is what you are doing.

      You were doing pretty good up to that point, but then you had to throw in:

      The worse the advertising gets, the more ubiquitous, the more targeted -- the less I will watch, the less I will pay attention.
      The less I will buy.

      Sorry, these people may be annoying, immoral jerks, but they are intelligent annoying, immoral jerks. They know whether people buy their stuff, and they know whether advertising affects that. If you claim people are not buying, when if fact they are buying, the advertisers will just laugh at you ("all the way to the bank", as they say).

    33. Re:Enough by vicparedes · · Score: 1
      If it is your job to trick me into buying something, you don't have any integrity.


      You ought to give yourself more credit, and so should the rest of everyone who shares your view. You seem to subscribe to the idea that consumers are mindless minions under the spell of advertisers. If you think that us advertising folks are controlling the minds of consumers, dictating what they can and cannot drink, eat or wear, you're dead wrong. Granted, there are shoddy advertisers out there that give our industry a bad name, but there are those like us who take pride in what we do. If you don't believe this then look no further than the script kiddies that gave the hacking community such a bad rap. There's a good parallel for you.

      And no, we don't believe, unlike you, that we're here to trick the consumer. We happen to believe that consumers are smart, independent-thinking individuals who decide what they will buy. They do have minds of their own you know.

      See, people tell you they hate advertising and yet when they're in the market for a new house, a new apartment, a new car, a new stereo, a new MP3 player, where do they look? When you're trying to score a deal for a laptop, do you bring competing stores' flyers to compare prices? Do you tell the salesperson that you can get a better deal from Store X? Of course you do. And yet here you are telling us advertising folks we have no integrity.

    34. Re:Enough by dtungsten · · Score: 1

      why should targetted advertisement be less annoying? Instead of "punching the monkey" for stuff I am not interested in, I will be asked to "punch the monkey" for stuff I might be interested in gee. I feel warm and fuzzy already.

      Well, by my definiton of "targeted" that ad wouldn't have been properly targeted. The presentation is just as important as the subject matter, and something marketers pay attention to (though they may not call it targeting). I suppose what we're talking about here as modern targeted advertising is that which is customized for the individual. Ads have been "targeted" for certain "demographics" and such for a very long time.

      My idea of a targeted ad for me is one that isn't annoying in and of itself and the product or service is something I am interested in (even if I don't want to buy it). Google's text ads come to mind as a good example of such advertising. They are (generally) related to what I am looking for at the time. Amazon's recommendations are probably even better, because when I'm on Amazon.com, I'm already shopping. I think I've even bought some things that way. You can customize them by removing things you are not interested in. Again, that works for me. Results for others naturally will vary. The point is to use what works by talioring the ads (or even lack thereof) to the individual, thereby making them less intrusive.

      Your idea that targetting means less advertising is false.

      Not necessarily. Suppose it was determined that certain people actually paid more attention to ads (or more importantly to a marketer, were more likely to buy) when viewed less often? This would be another part of ad customization, or "targeting" as I see it.

      No one advertiser can control how much advertising I am exposed to. It just isn't in their power.

      True, but they can to some extent control how many of their ads you see. So, theoretically, if you bought inversely proportional to the amount of advertising you saw, the advertising should match that as best it can; those companiess that have products/services you value, and manage no show you no ads or as few as reasonably possible, get business and prosper. Those that don't, get less business, ideally they either get the picture or go out of business due to wasting money on showing you (and others like you) ads, or by showing people he wrong kind of ads. You see, they'll have to be able to keep up with the more profitible companies that are doing it right. Sure, nothing is ideal, so ads won't go away, but if it's being done correctly, you will at least see fewer ads.

      Why would I be less pissed off getting 100 adverts for stuff I am not going to buy (although I might technically be interested in them) vs. getting 100 adverts for stuff I am not interested in?

      I don't know about you, but I'd much rather see something I'm interested in than something I'm not; therefore I'd be less angered. Logically, I think most people would feel that way.

      I'm still not buying (most of) it. It is still taking up screen real estate. It is still interuping my TV viewing, etc, etc. It isn't the specific content of advertisment that pisses me off. It is the presentation.

      If your "need" is to not see it at all, then the best targeted ad for you is no ad. The act of determining that you don't want to see it, is what I'd call, "targeting." If you've ever signed on to some web service that has several checkboxes about things they want e-mail you, and you've selected, "no thanks," to all of them, then you have participated. If they weren't targeted, you'd be getting all of them.

    35. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You ought to give yourself more credit, and so should the rest of everyone who shares your view. You seem to subscribe to the idea that consumers are mindless minions under the spell of advertisers. If you think that us advertising folks are controlling the minds of consumers, dictating what they can and cannot drink, eat or wear, you're dead wrong.

      Nobody said anything about forcing people to do anything. It is about manipulation. If you are not a manipulator for hire, please describe what you do.

      Granted, there are shoddy advertisers out there that give our industry a bad name, but there are those like us who take pride in what we do.

      What do you take pride in, exactly?

      If you don't believe this then look no further than the script kiddies that gave the hacking community such a bad rap. There's a good parallel for you.

      I don't see the parallel. Could you explain it?

      See, people tell you they hate advertising and yet when they're in the market for a new house, a new apartment, a new car, a new stereo, a new MP3 player, where do they look? When you're trying to score a deal for a laptop, do you bring competing stores' flyers to compare prices? Do you tell the salesperson that you can get a better deal from Store X? Of course you do. And yet here you are telling us advertising folks we have no integrity.

      Perhaps I have a too strict idea of what advertising is, but I don't think that simple price lists and such are advertising. That is basic information that any informed consumer needs to know. Just posting a price list or having an catalog is not "advertising." There is a big different between information that is there to be referenced at will, and advertising which is unsolicited and inserted into otherwise desirable material.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    36. Re:Enough by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      So in summary, I'm not saying there isn't a dark side to our industry (like every single other friggin industry in existence), I'm just saying that everybody seems to focus on the bad and ignore the good.

      If people want some proof that good advertising exists, check out the Cannes Lion Awards. They have videos of all the winners, and I'm sure most Slashdotters would approve.

      You're confusing "good" with "entertaining". Advertising is, nearly without exception, an uninvited attempt to insinuate into people consciousness. I challenge you to give an example of advertising that truly does good-- not simply amuses, but does something whose value approaches even a fraction of the depths of its reciprocal, the bad.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    37. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Instead of "punching the monkey" for stuff I am not interested in, I will be asked to "punch the monkey" for stuff I might be interested in gee. I feel warm and fuzzy already.

      If you don't own a house and aren't in the market, you're not going to "punch the monkey" for a quote on a mortgage. If you frequently buy movie tickets on line, you might punch it for a discount on your next tickets. That's what targetted advertising is all about.

      --
      Good, inexpensive web hosting
    38. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      How nice for you to give me credit. It's almost like you're trying to convince me that my opinion is not correct. You're taking your work home with you.

      Explain to me the Pepsi Challenge. Cold, fresh Pepsi vs. warm, flat Coke? Yeah, that's not manipulative and dishonest, is it? I'd be very happy if advertisers stopped trying to convince me that the other brand of soda really does taste better. I know what I like, you don't, leave me the hell alone.

      Where do I go when I'm looking for something? I go to Pricewatch. I go to Froogle. I actively avoid places that try to convince me that their brand will get me whiter teeth and fresher breath.

      Comparison shopping is totally antithetical to the profession of advertising.

      I have no issue whatsoever with you providing me information when I ask for it. I have a big issue with you (note that this is a collective "you", as in "you advertiser") try to reprogram my (hypothetical) kids to eat sugary breakfast cereal.

      And don't even try to tell me that that's not manipulative.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    39. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people are stupid enough to buy things they can't afford, maybe bankruptcy will teach them a lesson.

      There are always susceptible, manipulable, or gullible fools, and you can't protect them from everything (nor should it be your responsibility to do so unless you choose).

    40. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You proceed from the assumption that I will ever punch the monkey for any reason, they just have to find a good enough reason.

      I don't want to punch the monkey. I want to punch the person who thought of punching the monkey in the first place.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    41. Re:Enough by slriv · · Score: 1

      "You can't miss the bear!"

      --
      All the worlds a stage, and I'm the guy running the lights...
    42. Re:Enough by m50d · · Score: 1
      What does "clever" have to do with my desire to be exposed to it?

      The OP used "clever" to refer to ads he liked.

      The bottom line is that advertisers are NOT on my side. For as long as I live in a capitalist society, they will remain the bane of my existence.

      They don't aim to irritate you, not out of friendship but simple self-interest. If you don't buy from advertisers who irritate you, but do a bit from those whose ads you enjoy, and there will be some, then the latter will prosper, and that's the kind of advertising you will get.

      --
      I am trolling
    43. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      Well, by my definiton of "targeted" that ad wouldn't have been properly targeted. The presentation is just as important as the subject matter, and something marketers pay attention to (though they may not call it targeting).

      The thing is, if an ad were presented the way I'd prefer, I'd probably never see it. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't be much of an ad at all. It would be part of a larger site/index where I could browse at my leisure when I was in the market for whatever is being sold. Like www.pricewatch.com

      My idea of a targeted ad for me is one that isn't annoying in and of itself and the product or service is something I am interested in (even if I don't want to buy it). Google's text ads come to mind as a good example of such advertising. They are (generally) related to what I am looking for at the time. Amazon's recommendations are probably even better, because when I'm on Amazon.com, I'm already shopping. I think I've even bought some things that way. You can customize them by removing things you are not interested in. Again, that works for me. Results for others naturally will vary. The point is to use what works by talioring the ads (or even lack thereof) to the individual, thereby making them less intrusive.

      There is a context for this, for sure, but it certainly would not satisfy all advertising. I mean, there are so many things to be advertised that they simply couldn't fit into the narrow confines of a "target." So what you are talking about is a kind of advertising that exists IN ADDITION TO more traditional advertising. And this is the real problem. We're not talking about all advertising moving to a certain, presumably less intrusive, format. And even if all advertising did move to a new, highly targetted format, we'd just be flooded with more "less intrusive" ads adding up to just as much cumulative annoyance as we have now, if not more. Can you imagine something like Minority Report where everywhere you go you get bombarded with hightly personalized and targeted ads? Even the most avid car enthusiast can only handle so many car related ads.

      No one advertiser can control how much advertising I am exposed to. It just isn't in their power.

      True, but they can to some extent control how many of their ads you see. So, theoretically, if you bought inversely proportional to the amount of advertising you saw, the advertising should match that as best it can; those companiess that have products/services you value, and manage no show you no ads or as few as reasonably possible, get business and prosper. Those that don't, get less business, ideally they either get the picture or go out of business due to wasting money on showing you (and others like you) ads, or by showing people he wrong kind of ads. You see, they'll have to be able to keep up with the more profitible companies that are doing it right. Sure, nothing is ideal, so ads won't go away, but if it's being done correctly, you will at least see fewer ads.

      So you think that the people who sell ad space are just going to leave blank spaces between ads because the individual advertisers feel that they shouldn't bombard a certain person with ads? Get real, people with space/time to sell want to sell as much space as they can. Amount of advertising is controlled by the medium, not the individual advertisers. I will say it once more, the individual advertisers have no control over the cumulative amount and nature of advertising I am exposed to. You don't seem to understand that there are more factors at play than the needs and desires of individual marketers.

      I don't know about you, but I'd much rather see something I'm interested in than something I'm not; therefore I'd be less angered. Logically, I think most people would feel that way.

      You know what angers me? The distraction of advertising. Gaps in TV shows. Wasted, flashing space on a web page. Trying to find the actual content in a magazine. Tacky billboards on the freeway. Doesn't matter if I am in

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    44. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      They don't aim to irritate you, not out of friendship but simple self-interest. If you don't buy from advertisers who irritate you, but do a bit from those whose ads you enjoy, and there will be some, then the latter will prosper, and that's the kind of advertising you will get.

      Trends over the last 100 years defy your oversimplified logic. Targeting is nothing new. Advertising has only gotten more intrusive on the whole. Irritation is the cumulative effect of so many individuals trying NOT to irritate me. It is naive to think that targetted advertising will somehow benefit the consumer or change any trends. Clever or entertaining advertising will always be the execption tot he rule. If I was somehow bombarded by ONLY so called "clever" ads, they wouldn't be so clever anymore. They would become just as irritating and annoying as the majority of ads are now.

      -matthew

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    45. Re:Enough by ragnar · · Score: 1

      New technologies will continue to be developed to target more accurately because that generates better results. I repeat: IT GENERATES BETTER RESULTS

      You sir, are a brave soul to say this around here, but let me point out that advertising is simply an effort to plant desire within a person that may not have existed previously. I'll further add that most advertising is a band aid for a weak product or service. For example, Harvard doesn't need to advertise because everyone knows it is good, but every two-bit community college has ads on the radio and flyers in the postal mailbox.

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    46. Re:Enough by vicparedes · · Score: 1
      Explain to me the Pepsi Challenge.


      So this incident convinced you that all advertising is manipulative and dishonest?


      Where do I go when I'm looking for something? I go to Pricewatch. I go to Froogle. I actively avoid places that try to convince me that their brand will get me whiter teeth and fresher breath.


      And how, may I ask, do these sites support themselves? I seem to recall these sites selling advertising spaces to companies. How does Google make money again?


      Comparison shopping is totally antithetical to the profession of advertising.


      What are you basing this on? It was advertisers who first thought of this idea in the first place.


      I have no issue whatsoever with you providing me information when I ask for it. I have a big issue with you (note that this is a collective "you", as in "you advertiser") try to reprogram my (hypothetical) kids to eat sugary breakfast cereal.


      Reprogram your kids? Do you also believe Elvis is still alive?

    47. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all like to live in an umanipulative, ad-free world.. but the matter of fact is, this is not likely to happen.

      I don't see a big deal with adverstising. EVERYBODY ADVERTISES. Companies uses billboards, t-shirts, communication mediums etc. Individuals uses their resumes and network to market themselves. Both of these groups are not brutally honest. Thats the way it works.

      >If it is your job to trick me into buying something, you don't have any integrity.
      Ads are there to make you think that you need* this product! A mature individual is able to think better.. If a ciggarette ad makes you think that by smoking their brand, you can make all those "horny teenage girls" drool, then maybe you should have known better!

      Having said that, these kind of advertising should definitly go.
      -popups
      -flash/blinking ads
      -ads in the article
      -DHML/CSS float over ads

      An example of a good advertising model is Slashdot. It is hardly annoying and well targeted. GMail is another good example.

    48. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      You proceed from the assumption that I will ever punch the monkey for any reason, they just have to find a good enough reason.

      No. I don't. They do. They're acting on the certain knowledge that if they can find the right bait some of the viewers will respond. Their hope is that they can find the bait that you will respond to.

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    49. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      No, that is one example of manipulative, dishonest advertising.

      Google is one advertiser that does an awfully good job of not pissing me off. They are about the only one I've ever seen.

      You don't WANT me to compare two products. You want me to buy YOUR product. I want to make a decision based on MY needs, of which you are completely ignorant, and I want to keep you that way.

      Why do sugary breakfast cereals advertise during cartoons? Kids don't buy sugary breakfast cereals. Kids, who have been convinced that sugary breakfast cereals are a good idea, ask their parents to buy sugary breakfast cereals. If the parent says "No", the child becomes intolerable. How do I know? Because I was such a child.

      What possible non-manipulative reason can you have to advertise to people who can't buy your product?

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    50. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "You" is a collective term, as in "You members of the esteemed profession of advertisers".

      My hope is that "you" will leave me the fuck alone. Where's THAT in your foolproof master advertising plan?

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    51. Re:Enough by chihowa · · Score: 2, Informative
      We happen to believe that consumers are smart, independent-thinking individuals who decide what they will buy. They do have minds of their own you know.

      That's funny. By referring to them as consumers, it seems that you see them first and foremost as an endless source of income in their defining feature as those who exist to consume [your products].

      I understand that the term is used to indicate those who purchase the products from the producers, but by constantly and openly referring to your customers as consumers, you seem to cement the idea that people only exist in order to give you money and that no trick is too low in order to achieve that (exploiting emotional and psychological responses in order to sell stuff).

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    52. Re:Enough by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Then you won't be our better results. You're most likely not in our target audience. Now, smart advertisers realize this well ahead of time and would much rather save the client money and not advertise in a way that you would see (since it would be wasted). Unfortunately, some of us prefer the blanket attack since that may be more effective. Increasing the ability to target things means that we will be able to avoid advertising to you more and more. Yeah, some people might target you in particular, but those idiots would have done so anyway. If you don't like any ads at all, you are welcome to your opinion, but please realize it is just that, an opinion. Our job is not to trick you into anything. People who buy a product and feel tricked are rarely repeat customers, and thats a problem for us. Our goal is to inform people who would be interested in our products, and offer them reasons to buy it.

      It seems a lot of people on here think we don't understand the backlash advertising can generate. We're not idiots, we know that people install popup blockers because they don't like popups. So sometimes we create viral ads that they DO like. I agree there is plenty wrong in advertising. But it is an evolving industry just like every other, and it is still adjusting to this new time when consumers have more and more control over their media. But we are making an active effort to adjust to this, and this is just further progress towards it.

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    53. Re:Enough by dtungsten · · Score: 1

      The thing is, if an ad were presented the way I'd prefer, I'd probably never see it. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't be much of an ad at all. It would be part of a larger site/index where I could browse at my leisure when I was in the market for whatever is being sold. Like www.pricewatch.com

      Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I'd like that too. I'm trying to explain how targeting is (or could be) a step in that direction.

      We're not talking about all advertising moving to a certain, presumably less intrusive, format.

      Correct, we're talking about some advertising moving to a certain, presumably less intrusive, format. When I'm on Amazon.com, I'm not watching TV ads. As Internet usage increases, other media decline, such as print and TV. So you won't see those ads anymore. This kind of thing is already happening with services like onDemand TV and TiVo, for example. I can watch a show when I want, without commercial interruption.

      we'd just be flooded with more "less intrusive" ads

      Well, that's partly a separate problem, one of more ads. That is occurring without targeting, and yes, it could occur even with your definition of targeting (again, to me a targeted ad is one that you would want to see, so if you're seeing and ad you don't want to, it's not targeted correctly). But targeting by your definition is not the cause of an increase in ads, it's just a different type of ad, which is presumably less annoying. It is the ability to select which ad you see, nothing more. How can that be bad? I don't want to be "flooded" with ads, and neither does anyone else. Eventually, people will stop looking, and the value of advertising will drop.

      So you think that the people who sell ad space are just going to leave blank spaces between ads because the individual advertisers feel that they shouldn't bombard a certain person with ads?

      Some of them, yes. If "running" that ad will cost them more than they will gain by not running it.

      You know what angers me? The distraction of advertising.

      Me too. I can't stand it either. I suppose you could say that an ad that is more intersting is therefore more diverting and more annoying to you, but if it is a choice between something I wouldn't mind seeing and something I have no desire to see, I know which I'll choose. The point of targeting is all about showing people information they're receptive to when they're receptive to it. I suppose you could choose ads that are more easily ingored by you, but since that defeats the whole purpose of advertising, it would be up to you to find a way to translate that into sales.

      A rare exception, for sure.

      For now, maybe; but as things progress it should move more in that direction.

      In conclusion, nothing is perfect, so there's no way to make everybody like it, and I wouldn't begin to try. I can only explain what I like about it, and why I think most people would find it beneficial. If it works for most people, but not you, then I guess it is a bad thing for you. I can't fault you for pointing that out.

    54. Re:Enough by Paraplex · · Score: 1

      Ok.. I'm sure I'm going to get flamed for this, but I too am a young ad exec (among other things) and I realise that we really are just a bunch of annoying nigel no friends who relentlessly pester people for an invite to their party while offering no *real content* .

      Advertising is dead once people can set in place an easy, mobile accessible 'stumbleto' style rating system where the advice delivery channels change from being 10 (paid) to being the same number as the number of consumers (billions)

      You can then try and figure out a way to make paying 10 million people to recommend "coke" economically viable.

    55. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1
      The thing is, if an ad were presented the way I'd prefer, I'd probably never see it. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't be much of an ad at all. It would be part of a larger site/index where I could browse at my leisure when I was in the market for whatever is being sold. Like www.pricewatch.com Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I'd like that too. I'm trying to explain how targeting is (or could be) a step in that direction.

      But that isn't really advertising at all. Not seeing ads simply isn't an option. They need you to see the ads when you are not explicity looking for them.

      So you think that the people who sell ad space are just going to leave blank spaces between ads because the individual advertisers feel that they shouldn't bombard a certain person with ads?

      Some of them, yes. If "running" that ad will cost them more than they will gain by not running it.

      It costs a ad space provider as much to leave a space blank as it does to fill it (well, almost, ink and bandwidth costs a little). Someone is going to buy the space. And selling the space to someone is better than leaving it blank. Ad space providers have a different set of motivations compared to the actual advertisers.

      Me too. I can't stand it either. I suppose you could say that an ad that is more intersting is therefore more diverting and more annoying to you, but if it is a choice between something I wouldn't mind seeing and something I have no desire to see, I know which I'll choose. The point of targeting is all about showing people information they're receptive to when they're receptive to it. I suppose you could choose ads that are more easily ingored by you, but since that defeats the whole purpose of advertising, it would be up to you to find a way to translate that into sales.

      Hmm, perhaps I am not making myself clear. I don't want to be responsible for "translating that into sales." I don't want to be subjected to advertising, period. I don't want to be "receptive" to advertisments. I don't need others to suggest what I should buy and when. What you are talking about is MORE advertising. A new form. And I am not buying into it. I don't want it. I am going to do my damnest to filter it ALL out.

      For now, maybe; but as things progress it should move more in that direction.

      The only "progress" has been towards more advertising in more mediums. If the kind of targeting you are talking about really does prove to be as effective as you suggest, more people will want to do it, and will just end up with just as much, if not more, total advertising and annoyance. There is no solution to it. It is a progressive and essential problem of capitalism.

      -matthew

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    56. Re:Enough by jrumney · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think you would get the same amount, I think the advertisers would SPEND the same amount, and since targetted ads have a better response rate, they'll be more expensive, so the result will be fewer ads.

    57. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1

      It will become easier and cheaper to target ads as the technology matures and people begin to filter them out. They will become less effective. There may or may not be the same number of ads but there will be even MORE annoyance because every single ad is targeted specifically to you and it is taking more effort to filter them out. But you have to filter them out because there is only so much shit one person can buy.

      Can you imagine it? 10 ads a day saying something like: "Hey Joe, we know you really like Burger King, but just try McDonalds today. We have a new sandwich. According to our data, it is just the kind of sandwich you would like. Come on. Pretty please?" Ugh! Go so see/read Minority Report and tell me that wouldn't be hell.

      -matthew

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    58. Re:Enough by misleb · · Score: 1

      Also consider that, as more marketers move to targeted advertising, traditional advertising will become cheaper and there will be more of it (or at least no less). So what you might have is the same amount of traditional advertising PLUS lots of highly targeted ads. Remember, targettign is nothing new. Advertisers are constantly finding new ways to target. There is no reason to believe that any new way of targeting will reduce the amount of ads. Every trend has been for more, on the whole.

      -matthew

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    59. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      You seem to be laboring under the assumption that they expect everybody to buy and that your refusal refutes their ideas. They're working on the basis that some of the people seeing the ad will buy, others will ignore. You're just part of the second section.

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    60. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, you're just some misguided sheep that thinks your being defiant even though everybody takes into account your fringe antics.

      The facts are that people appreciate certain types of advertising. This will not change, and the goal of advertising executives and firms is to build advertising campaigns that people like so the brand identity has an increased value. That is the entire purpose of advertising.

      I advertise a business I own and operate, and it only accounts for about 15%. 70% of my "consumers" come from word of mouth. Is my word of mouth a form of advertising? Yes, it is, because I make it very easy for people to spread the word.

      The reason why I, and many other businesses advertise, is so that my brand value goes from 0 (unknown) to 1 (slightly more than unknown). Without advertising, in some form, it would go incredibly slow.

    61. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't care about what the advertisers think. I don't want them to be part of my life, ever.

      You seem to be arguing that targetted advertising is going to be the thing that makes advertising work better. I want advertising to stop completely. Our viewpoints are not compatible.

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    62. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Our viewpoints are not compatible.

      You're right. I'm a realist talking about the way the world works and you're an idealist demanding that it work the way you want it to. Sorry, but that's just not going to happen and your complaints aren't going to change things. Deal with it.

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    63. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I am dealing with it, thanks. Adblock works great. I'm not getting much in the way of spam. I've got a TiVo, and if the ads on that get any more intrusive, building an HTPC is becoming an ever more wife-friendly proposition. I've got GreenCine for movies, and some of my favorite magazines don't have ads in them. I'm making your advertisements progressively less intrusive and more irrelevant. Target all you want: I will still not tolerate your crap.

      So I'm doing just fine getting along in the world with fewer advertisements.

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    64. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Not my ads, monkey boy! I don't work in that industry and never have. I'm just pointing out their logic as opposed to your whining.

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    65. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sorry. I took you for an industry shill, and you're actually just a wannabee drone.

      Fair enough. Enjoy your life. Hope you never encounter anything that would encourage you to stand on principle...that'd be unrealistic, right?

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    66. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAO! What a pathetic ad hominem excuse for a reply. I happen to be, among other things, a member of the Board of Directors of LASFS, This World's Oldest Science Fiction club. Just recently I resigned my position as Secretary to the Board over a matter of principle. Not only that, but I did it in such a way that the next secretary won't have the same issue I did because dealing with my resignation forced the issue and caused it to be resolved. Stand on principle all you want, but don't expect the world to change in most cases; I'll admit I was lucky, but then again, I know how to pick my fights and don't start when I don't have a chance.

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    67. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Uh, OK, so you're an alpha geek. Want a cookie or something? You managed to shoot the political rapids of a science fiction fan club. Good for you!

      What's important to you isn't important to me, and vice versa. Take a deep breath, you'll live better.

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    68. Re:Enough by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      You managed to shoot the political rapids of a science fiction fan club.

      That's SMOF: Secret Master Of Fandom. And you have no idea how hardball fan politics can get. Tricky Dicky could have learned lessons in duplicity from us.

      On a slightly more serious note, I too block most ads and see no reason why you shouldn't. However, I don't say the advertisers have no right to try to get my attention, or to get me to buy as you seem to.

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    69. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't presume to impugn the value judgements you make on what is a good use of your time and political savvy. It's none of my affair. I've managed to be a science fiction fan my entire life without associating with a club. You like associating with a club. Good for you. Good for me. Freedom is cool.

      They have a right to try, although I reserve the right to be annoyed when they do. If their business model depends on my cooperation, it's doomed to failure.

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    70. Re:Enough by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I really like the way you posted your ad hominem attack anonymously. That really doesn't do much for my opinion of your integrity.

      You go on with your business model. Insofar as it requires my cooperation, it will fail.

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  14. Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You have to respect the freedoms of others. You can't ban something just because some people (such as yourself) might be offended by it sometime in the future, you can only act after a deed is done. Last time I looked nobody was jailed for WANTING to kill someone, it only happens if they actually do.

    By acting preemptively you're making presumpions about people's behaviour based on your own flawed experiences, which are probably not relevant to the situation at hand.

    This is all separate to the issues of freedom of speech of the advertisers themselves.

  15. No need to read this one by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 1

    Slashvertize.

    That might not be the future, but it sure is the present.

  16. Don't punch the monkey just yet... by Japong · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I can only hope that advertisers start to realize what they're doing by making their ads increasingly intrusive. I've done a fair amount of work studying advertising, and it's shown that by creating louder, personalized, in-your-face ads is more effective to about 90% of the market, and it turns off about an additional 10% (these numbers incredibly generalized for your reading enjoyment). However, as great as that sounds to marketers, advertising has increased so dramatically on such a huge scale, that these stunts are yielding diminishing marginal returns, because they now do it continuously. It's nearly impossible for today's generation to escape advertisement and endorsements. Increasing the volume has reached the point of turning off just about as many people as it gains - and this will become a huge factor as the baby boomer population reaches Senior Citizen status. The elderly respond far better to conservative advertising than to brash advertising - they also become less likely to switch brands, having built up brand associations over several decades. As they're going to be a dominant economic force, not earning wages but spending money nonetheless, advertisers need to back off of the intrusive advertising if they want to continue making sales.

    1. Re:Don't punch the monkey just yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah, my apologies for the double post- my ISP seems to hate me. Ignore one of the two mirror comments, though the second one has paragraphs to avoid eye bleeding.

  17. Not a problem... by gwernol · · Score: 2, Informative

    Personalized ads will be just as invisible, thanks to AdBlock.

    My behavior with AdBlock: if the ad contains movement of any sort - animated GIFs, Flash etc. - I will always AdBlock it. Small, stationary ads I generally leave in place, especially if they are around the border of the article I am reading. As Firefox/Mozilla usage increases and tools like AdBlock become (hopefully) widespread, it will be interesting to see if advertising changes in response. The "conventional wisdom" in advertising is you need to make your ad stand out, hence pop-ups and wildly animated adverts. These are the most noxious and instrusive. If users start to react to this sort of ad, maybe it will die out over time? I could live with a world of small, static ads like Google's text ads - they can even be useful sometimes.

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    1. Re:Not a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're still even seeing ads that you make a decision on whether or not to block you need a better filterset ;)

      http://www.pierceive.com/

    2. Re:Not a problem... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      You know what will happen? Sites will block access from AdBlock enabled browsers. For an example, see www.environmentalchemistry.com

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    3. Re:Not a problem... by legirons · · Score: 1

      "if the ad contains movement of any sort - animated GIFs, Flash etc. - I will always AdBlock it."

      Rather than waiting until such adverts appear, some of the things to do when installing a new browser include:
      * Install FlashBlock
      * In about:config, set image animation mode = none
      * In "web features", disallow javascript from changing images
      * Install AdBlock and the "Remove this page-element permanently" extension to filter out anything annoying that gets through the normal filters

      I really don't understand how people can concentrate on a page when there's flashing banner adverts, animated hammers, or whatever competing for your attention. I've watched some internet-explorer users browse the web recently, and I couldn't even read the text they showed me, with that amount of distraction around the edges of the page.

      Now, if only I can find an extension to remove the "width=120px" attributes that newspapers put around the entire article...

  18. Don't punch the monkey just yet... by Japong · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can only hope that advertisers start to realize what they're doing by making their ads increasingly intrusive. I've done a fair amount of work studying advertising, and it's shown that by creating louder, personalized, in-your-face ads is more effective to about 90% of the market, and it turns off about an additional 10% (these numbers incredibly generalized for your reading enjoyment).

    However, as great as that sounds to marketers, advertising has increased so dramatically on such a huge scale, that these stunts are yielding diminishing marginal returns, because they now do it continuously. It's nearly impossible for today's generation to escape advertisement and endorsements. Increasing the volume has reached the point of turning off just about as many people as it gains - and this will become a huge factor as the baby boomer population reaches Senior Citizen status.

    The elderly respond far better to conservative advertising than to brash advertising - they also become less likely to switch brands, having built up brand associations over several decades. As they're going to be a dominant economic force, not earning wages but spending money nonetheless, advertisers need to back off of the intrusive advertising if they want to continue making sales.

  19. ads hominem... by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
    ... the advertising messages of the future could get extremely personal.

    This is actually good... or at worst neutral... Worry not about technology divining your consumer tastes, but rather about it creating them...

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  20. Good thing by billieja2 · · Score: 1

    Isn't more accurate personal advertising a good thing?

    1. Re:Good thing by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Not really. A con-man studies his mark to find his weak spots and then using these weak spots to push him in a situation where the mark does what the con-man had in mind. Advertisement just does the same thing on a much larger scale. It tries to get a whole bunch of people to do a certain thing, like buying a particular product. What they are saying is that they are getting better at this. So is that a good thing or isn't it?

  21. I already get personal ads... by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm already getting those personalized ads via e-mail! I mean, how did they know I'm up to my eyes in debt with a small, flacid penis and looking for hot horny teen girls?

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    1. Re:I already get personal ads... by blonde+rser · · Score: 1

      I think I've been getting your email.

    2. Re:I already get personal ads... by Murasaki+Skies · · Score: 1

      They know because they know you're likely to be an American.

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    3. Re:I already get personal ads... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian, you insentive clod! :)

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      I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
    4. Re:I already get personal ads... by Murasaki+Skies · · Score: 1

      I'm a sensitive clod, you insensitive clod!

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  22. Actually rather not by knipknap · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hello, I am your digital shopping assistant! I saw that you were looking at some of our trousers - may I help you with that? I think you would like these, kind of like in that porn that you watched yesterday. Or these, maybe? The extra air might help you get rid of that fungus thing that I found in your medical record.

  23. I'm not the parent poster, but by afd8856 · · Score: 1

    To the mods: Yeah, redundant, but I'm sure you'll be praying for Adblock :-)

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    I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow...
  24. Valueless for some by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    For me, i ignore 99% of all ads, even if they might interest me.

    And for that 1% that make it thru my 'ingore filter', i vow to never purchase a product from that company again.

    Does that mean i have mastery control over markets? No, but I'm sure I'm not that different then other consumers who are sick and tired of the ad-overload that is EVERYWHERE and have learned to tune it all out.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Valueless for some by xiando · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to be ignorant of undercover marketing. It is product placement just like product placement in movies, except that we do it to you in real life. We will take your most popular friends and make them do something on behalf of our advertisers. They can show you their new shirt and tell you how happy they are with it or they can simply invite you to a great party and tell you all about how cool it will be and make you come along without you ever getting even a hint that they are, in fact, part of assembling the crowd for the party and are secretly paid a small fee for ever person they bring. Undercover marketing is direct and extremely personal and to think you have the power to ignore 99% of all advertisement messages when you are in fact probably influenced by at least ten undercover messages daily seems kind of ignorant.

    2. Re:Valueless for some by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      No, in my case what you refer to as 'undercover' marketing wouldnt be effective either.

      What my friends have or like doesnt really factor into my buying habits.

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    3. Re:Valueless for some by mavenguy · · Score: 1

      A person who would shill you out on behalf of a marketer (and be compensated for it) could hardly be considered a friend, at lest as I interpret the word. If most of your "friends" are like this you probably need to replace them with real friends.

      If what you mean is that you do have genuine friends who are easily susceptible to advertizing then you will recognize this and discount their influence. Or, you will get older and recognize that chasing every popular fad is nothing more than costly consumerism.

  25. I've seen this phenomena before.... by gorehog · · Score: 1

    Could get personla? For 10's of years now I've been recieving advertising mail that says things like "[myname] you may have won [prize]" and "[myname] has been pre-approved. Personalized advertising hardly seems new.

  26. But they can't force you to buy. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Just remember, they can't force you to buy any of the products.

    1. Re:But they can't force you to buy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember, they can't force you to buy any of the products.

      You forgot the "...yet".

      Later this year, the "Desperate Marketers' Consumption Act" will make it a criminal offence to circumvent protected advertising by not buying stuff.

      Geeks on Slashdot will protest in vain that the advertising is hopelessly weak and easily thwarted by closing one's eyes, but that won't stop the marketing firms filing lawsuits against grandmothers for heinous crimes such as circumventing adverts by wearing clothes more than six months old, and babies for circumventing adverts by not buying anti-ageing cosmetics.

      America, meet Mr Pan. You're about to go down him.

  27. Future ads.. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

    Future technology would enable a very large penis popping out of the screen and shout: "ENLARGE YOURS TOO!!"

    Ang imagine getting 10 such spams a day - AT WORK!!

  28. Personal enough already by xiando · · Score: 1

    Advertisements were getting too personal already in the early 90s. Our beloved fax machine has been getting personalized messages like 'Dear Fax Newsdesk! We are happy to offer you, mr. Newsdesk, a ...' for a very long time.

    1. Re:Personal enough already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to get mail addressed to:

      Mr. Intl B. MacHines

  29. creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of tapping into databases like Experian for the purpose of advertising creeps me out. Those databases are highly controversial and were not supposed to exist to begin with. This is very troublesome and scary and should be stopped before it is too late.

  30. ad blocking 101 by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just block ads outright. I keep an updated hosts file of ad servers here. The whole situation with flash ads, firefox proof pop-ups, etc is getting ridiculous. Funny, I've been blocking ads for years yet I still buy stuff.

    1. Re:ad blocking 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for fuck's sake you host-file-abusing idiots start to piss me off.

      look here, idiot: http://www.privoxy.org/

    2. Re:ad blocking 101 by earnest+murderer · · Score: 1

      Awesome. This is way better than Privoxy!

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      Platform advocacy is like choosing a favorite severely developmentally disabled child.
    3. Re:ad blocking 101 by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      Why do they use localhost and not 0.0.0.0?

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      Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. -Anonymous
    4. Re:ad blocking 101 by jayloden · · Score: 1

      cool to see you on slashdot, I didn't know you were a member! I've recommended your hosts file to several people, and I've used it on my Linux desktop too (though that required some conversion to unix friendly formatting)

      Thanks for providing your hosts file to all of us

      -Jay

    5. Re:ad blocking 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you retarded?

      How is

      127.0.0.1 ads.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad2.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad3.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad4.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad5.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad6.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad7.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad8.doubleclick.net
      127.0.0.1 ad9.doubleclick.net

      better than *.doubleclick.net or even better regexes like \.doubleclick\.(net|com|whatever)$ ?

      Is the a stupidity flu lately?

    6. Re:ad blocking 101 by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
      Also, you can use this script with Mike's hosts file to make the empty spaces in your browser go away:
      #!/bin/sh
       
      # Downloads the hosts file from http://everythingisnt.com/hosts.html and
      # converts it into a style sheet for use in browsers. Also adds some extra
      # blocking stuff at the top.
       
      rm -f hosts
      if wget -q http://everythingisnt.com/hosts ; then
        cat >ad_blocking_hosts.css <<EOF
      /*
        * From the everythingisnt.com hosts file
        * http://www.everythingisnt.com/hosts.html
        */
       
      /* TEMPLATE
      IMG[SRC*=""] { display: none ! important }
      IFRAME[SRC*=""] { display: none ! important }
      */
       
      EOF
        tr -d '\r' <hosts >hosts.$$
        mv -f hosts.$$ hosts
        perl -ne 's/#.*$//g;
                  s/( |\t)*//g;
                  s/^127.0.0.1//g;
                  next if /^localhost$/;
                  if (! /^$/) {
                    chomp;
                    print "IMG[SRC*=\"http://$_/\"] { display: none ! important }\n";
                    print "IFRAME[SRC*=\"http://$_/\"] { display: none ! important }\n";
                  }' <hosts >>ad_blocking_hosts.css
        mv -f ad_blocking_hosts.css userContent
        echo "Hosts file downloaded and converted successfully"
      else
        echo "Problem downloading hosts file"
      fi
      Then just include ad_blocking_hosts.css in your userContent.css file. I keep all of my userContent CSS related stuff in it's own dir (which is where it's being moved to above.
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    7. Re:ad blocking 101 by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Because localhost "responds" right away and, since you're probably not running a webserver, the connection gets refused with the minimum wait.

      --
      Good, inexpensive web hosting
    8. Re:ad blocking 101 by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      I think you're wrong. Try 0.0.0.0 in your browser. Then try 127.0.0.1.

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      Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. -Anonymous
    9. Re:ad blocking 101 by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I did; localhost seemed to be slightly quicker, but I didn't actually time it. YMMV.

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      Good, inexpensive web hosting
    10. Re:ad blocking 101 by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      A couple reasons:

      1. That is an invalid IP address. Some software chokes on it. Opera hates it.

      2. Some odd networking issues have been traced to it. Rare, but enough to not make the default hosts file resolve to 0.0.0.0.

      So I err on the side of caution. It is a tad faster, but not worth the dozen emails from people asking me why their computer doesnt work right anymore. Its especially handy if you run a local webserver and you dont want to fill up the logs with /ads/annoyingflashcrap.swf

      People who are informed enough to know what 0.0.0.0 is are smart enough to do the find and replace themselves so it all works out in the end. Good question though.

    11. Re:ad blocking 101 by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      I concede. It seems that Milage Varies quite a bit depending on browser and OS. For the sake of accuracy it could be said that we're both right. =/

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      Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. -Anonymous
  31. scan-blocking by DaFallus · · Score: 1

    What about making some sort of contact lens that also blocks retina scans? Sounds like a worthwile investment to me

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    No one cares what your captcha was

    Houston TX, USA
    1. Re:scan-blocking by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      I have 20/20 vision, you insensitive clod!

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      -- I prefer the term "karma escort."
  32. M$ Advertising by mporcheron · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, M$ advertising don't appear personal, im on a gaming website with MSN Search advertising Ski Resorts, i watch discovery and M$ are advertising child at school with outlines of their bodies in white. Only a few ads I see are relevant to what I do, most are complete rubbish about IPods and screensavers.

  33. Philip K. Dick, not Spielberg.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not Spielberg who invented it, but Philip K. Dick. You can read something about it in its novel
    "Sales Pitch", written in 1953.

    1. Re:Philip K. Dick, not Spielberg.... by legirons · · Score: 1

      Mark Driver also has a good article on online advertising

  34. yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    yahoo is probably further ahead on data collection than anyone. they track every link on the site, the federate all data you associate with your ID, they have a demographic profile on you if you provided it, and they have an massive infrastructure doing analysis and mining on everything they find.

    1. Re:yahoo by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      The cool thing is that Yahoo charges their advertisers based on that data, and the advertisers waste their bux on adblock users like me.

      --
      "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
  35. begone evil profiteers! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    1. Old pc
    2. Smoothwall GPL
    3. Ad Zapper (in the smoothwall, google martybugs)
    4. Privoxy
    5. TOR
    6. Linux all around.

    Track me bitch...

    I see no ads unless I WANT to see them. On TV, I make frequent use of the mute button.
    I'm about to build a Mythtv box and take FULL control of what I watch as I hear Mythtv busts ads automagically.

    1. Re:begone evil profiteers! by oncebitten · · Score: 1

      I'm about to build a Mythtv box and take FULL control of what I watch as I hear Mythtv busts ads automagically.

      yes and no. it's pretty good at getting most of the ads, but occasionally messes up.

      of course, i've just installed it a couple of weeks ago, and am using the default commercial flagging routines (just to see if it works). there's not much documentation on how to use it, and there are 3 schemes it can use to commercial detect.

      i haven't tried logo detection yet, but it sounds the most promising (if it works, and assuming you record things from channels which put their logos on them).

  36. America is the greatest country on earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where I can sit on my enormous fat ass eating doughnuts (bought by driving 20 meters in my SUV to the doughnut store) and having ads beamed into my retina and my brain and where the CIA can read my thoughts using the patriot act and advanced technologies. All my personal details are on an implanted chip that yahoo, google and msn can set cookies with. I am proud to be American. We need to impose these wholesome values onto terrorists like Iraq and Iran. They don't know what they are missing out on.

    1. Re:America is the greatest country on earth by dtungsten · · Score: 1

      bought by driving 20 meters in my SUV to the doughnut store

      What? You didn't have them delivered?

      Wait... meters? America doesn't have those. Unless maybe you were driving 20 parking meters? I see why you would need an SUV for that, though I don't know why you would want to take them to the doughnut store. Perhaps to steal the change to pay for the doughnuts?

  37. Human Locator by wviperw · · Score: 1

    Well the article seems to be /.ed for the moment, but judging by the blurb it doesn't appear to be anything radically new.

    I'm pretty sure /. reported on something a little more impressive awhile back, and although I can't find the /. link (due to our great search system) I did manage to find the link to the Human Locator website. The technology uses cameras to track your position walking down a street or through a mall and then can show ads specifically at you. I think there was also an effort to somehow find personal information about pretty much all its intended customers and then target these interactive ads towards your preferences.

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    Nothing disturbs me more than blind loyalism towards some unrealistic and over-idealistic notion of one's nationality.
  38. Browser DRM by ickleberry · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised there is no forced browser UID yet that cannot be removed and no permanent undeletable cookies. I'm also quite surprised there is no DRM that prevents you from blocking ads in browsers as well as other things like stopping you from extracting pictures from websites. If porn was permanently bound to its ads then it would probably make a lot more money.

    1. Re:Browser DRM by e9th · · Score: 1

      These things will happen, just not until the DRM/TC infrastructure is widely deployed.

  39. Here's the problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    When it comes to the Internet at least, ad execs seem to act like idiots. Maybe it's just the dumb ones that get assigned to it, maybe they are pretending, I don't know, but I find very little intelligence or ethics areound in 'net advertising.

    I used to work for a newspaper and we did online and print ads. The people that bought print ads seemed to understand the concept. They would work with our design guys to get an ad custom made for the paper and the target market (university students). They understood that people could skip over the ad if they wanted, and that even those that read it were highly unlikely to immediatly run out and buy their product. It was just about brand building and recognition.

    However online, all that fell out their ears. They'd slather the same banner ad on our site as all the rest of the net, they wanted to spend no time or money on any kind of customization. Then, because customers could click through and buy something, they seemed to think they should, and would get incensed since there weren't tons of people rushing to buy their product.

    Then let's take the nature of lots of ads these days. When I browse the paper or watch TV, I see lots of ads offering to sell me real products. Pizza Hut wants to sell me a Pizza, Best Buy wants to sell me a TV and so on. They aren't kidding either, they really want to sell me that. Online I see some of that, but far more often I see "Punch the monkey and win!" or "Your computer has been infected!" or "You have 6 messages waiting!" In other words, fraudlant ads. They are trying to draw me in to a site where they can hit me with spyware, or get me signed up for some bougus deals, etc.

    Then of course there is spyware. Look, I don't really have a problem with ad sponsored software, like say Opera. I personally won't partake, but I don't have a problem with the concept. I don't even have a problem with software that sits and acts like a little ad bot, popping up ads when it thinks it's relivant. However it needs to be disclosed that this is what's done, and it needs to go away when asked.

    I'm now a computer support guy and let me tell you, spyware is the worst of the worst. Viruses are more benign. When a system gets loaded with spyware (and lots of spyware is such that it opens backdoors for its friends to come in) it becomes unusable. Often it fucks up DNS or the TCP stack, and even when it doesn't the system is so slow, and so many ads pop up all the time, it's unusable. IT's also hard as fuck to remove. It hides itself in every way possible to try and stay on. I've literally spent hours with multiple automated tools, only to find a peice that I missed trying to reinstall a bunch of shit.

    I see more scumminess and more invasiveness in online ads than any other kind.

  40. Question by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    I understand a big marketing push when you create a new brand/product. But afterwards, is it really necessary to advertise so much for established products? I.e. Coke and Pepsi. I drink Coke because I like it's taste, but I like Diet Pepsi when I drink diet since it tastes better than Diet Coke. Advertising these makes no difference to me for these products. The new Pepsi One stuff, sure, I understand the need to market it.

    I've never understood this, please enlighten me.

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    Your hybrid is not saving the environment. Its purpose is to make you feel good about buying something.
    1. Re:Question by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      But you need to keep the name out there. If they stop mentioning Diet coke, then a subset of people will no longer consider it.
      I forone forget things rather often, and while I hate ads there have been times that I've checked out a product or service that I heard about as an ad.

    2. Re:Question by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      It's mostly about public relations. Think of the Coke and Budweiser commercials airing around Christmas in the US. They are usually heartwarming, nostalgic type commercials. They want you to associate their products with fond memories.

      Another huge part of it has to do with capturing the lifetime consumer. If Coke can positively connect with a young person enough times to leave a good impression, they will likely have that person as a loyal customer for life. Young people are more likely to initially choose brands based on some perceived coolness factor. They then acquire a taste for that product as they grow older. There is always a segment of the population in this stage of their life, so there will always be Coke and Budweiser ads playing to them even without a new item introduction.

      Like you, I prefer the taste of Coke to Pepsi. I don't drink diet soft drinks. My own preference for Coke amounts to more than $50,000 in lifetime sales to them. That's calculated on 2 soft drinks a day for 50 years, not unreasonable assumptions even though I know I shouldn't drink them. I can't think of any other consumables company which can expect that kind of cash from me. Sad actually; I think I'll give up soft drinks now. BTW, my lifetime sales to Budweiser amount to exactly nada.

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      The Stone Age did not end because humans ran out of stones. - William McDonough
    3. Re:Question by njh · · Score: 1

      "I drink Coke because I like it's taste"

      Do you really? Try stopping drinking it for a month and try it again. You'll be surprised how bad it is - sort of metallic, sour and over sweet. I think what people actually like is the image associated with coke, which is why they must keep advertising.

      Another way of looking at it is, if advertising weren't required then all those nicer drinks out there would do a lot better than coke.

    4. Re:Question by boomgopher · · Score: 1

      Actually you're right - I switched almost entirely to Diet Pepsi a while back to drop a few pounds, and drinking Coke is pretty rough now.

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      Your hybrid is not saving the environment. Its purpose is to make you feel good about buying something.
    5. Re:Question by Kirkoff · · Score: 1

      I've gone a long time without Coca-Cola and I can tell you that when I come back to it, I do indeed like its taste. I think my favorite is RC though.

      Everyone has their own idea of what flavors they like. No one can convince me that catsup tastes good at all. On the other hand, I like brussel sprouts. Dissing coke's flavor is kind of a silly argument.

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    6. Re:Question by njh · · Score: 1

      Interesting. You are right that tastes are subjective, however there have been experiements that have shown that coke isn't a highly rating flavour. I think the general conclusion was that cola flavours were inversely rank proportional to sales volume. RC cola never did much in .au, perhaps because the name sounds like 'arsey' cola :)

      Now brussel sprouts I agree with. My crop is just about ready to pick :) I have no idea what a catsup is.

    7. Re:Question by njh · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've given up on soft drink entirely, and live on peppermint teas :)

  41. Don't forget . . . by randyest · · Score: 1

    Bumvertising.

    It's good for your company, and it's good for the bums!

    --
    everything in moderation
  42. how about an "advertise this" file? by E8086 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ok, there have to be some ads or too many useful sites may have to go subscription only, that ThinkGeek ad up there doesn't look that bad.
    I wouldn't mind non flashy ads, includes flash and animated GIFs. The semi-tergeted text only and out of the way Google ads are not that much of an eye sore.
    Ads for something I'm looking for might have the chance of being useful once in a long while. What if browers have a user definable file telling the advertising site the products you're interested in and are looking for a good price before buying. I wouldn't mind seeing a few ads for a good inexpensive 500GB hard drive or $10 DVDs.

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  43. Airvertising everywhere. by blankoboy · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is how long will it be before we start seeing holographic ads in the sky and all around us (airvertising)? Not sure I like where this is going. Soon we will have to don anti airvertising goggles to block out the ads a la Steven Utley's 'The Real World' http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/originals/original s_archive/utley/utley3.html. Here we go....

  44. What if I don't shop much? by alucinor · · Score: 1

    So if I don't buy much, would I see fewer ads, since I'm interested in fewer products?

    I don't watch TV, and mostly browse the internet for news and programming info. But I guess that if some database knows I go to Slashdot a lot, I'll just see lots of ads for computers all the time.

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  45. MOD PARENT UP by Saven+Marek · · Score: 0

    says what the advertising people all refuse to hear.

  46. well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it ever really does become like minority report, and you dont want to hear your name spouted 6,000 times a day by billboards, just wear sunglasses.
    but then again, i shouldnt HAVE to wear sunglasses if i dont want to.

    doesnt this new kind of advertising violate some kind of privacy law?

  47. How long??? by Duncan3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How long until the entire American economy is based on people convincing other poeple to buy cheap stuff made elsewhere at a huge markup for the brand that they believe will bring them happiness/money/love/sex?

    Almost everything I buy is the generic, the exact same product made by the same people in the same plant, but at 1/4 the price because a brand isn't printed on it. This way, almost all my money is going to the slaveowners in Asia that made the stuff for 2 cents an hour, instead of an ad agency.

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  48. Advertisers advertise advertising to companies : D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from TFA : Mod-Pac came to ClearGauge for help in launching a new 24-hour online service specializing in running fast, less expensive print jobs for businesses. Instead of conducting endless brainstorming sessions in search of a clever campaign hook... ...attacked the problem the way a government contractor might set about building a nuclear submarine.

  49. Text messages? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    Imagine a day when you can text-message a discount coupon to a cell phone user just as she walks past your shop. That day is here.

    Wow, a COUPON!!!!! Goodness me, what glorious technology! Heaven forbid you spend 75 cents on paper and a marker to make a "10% off today!" sign for the window!

    On another note, I'm sure looking forward to walking through the mall and being spammed by 35,000 text messages from Baby Gap, Cinnabon, and Old Navy. Perhaps they'll even have a price war, with Sears beaming me an extra 5% off as I approach the entrance to Macy's.

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  50. Advertising of the future is SO last month... by eBunny · · Score: 1
    According to THIS.

    With some fancy printing technology, and some database-work, 40.000 subscribers were delivered a satelite photo of their own house as cover story, and several personalized ads inside.

    Kinda creepy, but still refreshingly cutting edge, for a offline initiative..

    1. Re:Advertising of the future is SO last month... by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got one of those magazines.. It was so accurate,it didn't even show the town I live in, much less my house. It showed a farm field about 2 miles outside of town.

      --
      "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
  51. Re:Advertising is our environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree that advertising can be a good thing for both vendor and customer. Like anything, it can be taken too far.

    What I have issues with is the way that much sucessful advertising grabs ones attention by generating some sort of discomfort within the prospect -- Is your breath fresh enough? Are your investments secure? Is your child safe with that baby sitter? Many marketers use techniques of fear to generate discomfort before offering their product as a solution to the discomfort.

    I'm not saying that this is always a bad thing, however I do think that it is important to keep in mind that advertising itself has the potential to make one feel bad about one's self. In doing so, it can exacerbate the problems of low self-esteem and depression that are so prevalent in Western culture. We are unconsciously encouraged to turn to products and services in order to fix things that we feel are wrong with ourselves. Often times, we are manipulated into believing that a problem exists where previously there was none.

    Not to get political, but this same technique has been used by politicians for years. People on both sides of an issue use hyperbole and fear to create a desire for their version of the solution.

    I don't know that we can or should fight this trend. I do however believe that it is important for us to be aware that our environment manipulates us even as we manipulate it. It's a feedback loop.

  52. It user a laser retinal scanner. by crovira · · Score: 1

    They didn't need to implant anything. (Biometrics gone bad.)

    You could try staring into a high powered laser with both eyes, one after another, but that's an extreme solution. (And even at that, they could read you regardless. You'd have to be deaf to ignore the ads.)

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  53. Yeah, right, personalized ... by ankhank · · Score: 3, Funny

    {focused sound beam} "Pssst! You've been glancing at that young woman across the room. She's over 18, so it's OK to ask about her. We know what she likes. Would you like to know what she likes? Nod if it's ok to charge your card. We can get you her phone number. Would you like to have that? Nod if we can charge your card. Would you like to now if she's dating anyone? Nod if it's OK to charge your card. Would you like to see her naked? We have her last airport security scan images. Nod if it's OK to charge your credit card. Our eye tracking security camera system is watching out for what interests you, all the time ....."

    1. Re:Yeah, right, personalized ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nod, nod, nod, nod.

    2. Re:Yeah, right, personalized ... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, that's frightningly possible with current technology. I'm going to definitely remember that joke, and pass it on as a warning.

    3. Re:Yeah, right, personalized ... by ankhank · · Score: 1

      >joke

      JOKE?

      Two relevant quotes:

      "... only a madman would give a loaded revolver to an idiot." -- Frederic Brown, "The Weapon"

      "People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it.... Predicting the future is much too easy, .... predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better."

      -- Ray Bradbury, "Beyond 1984: The People Machines"

  54. Claria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Helpful software from Claria" ?????

    Give me a break! Claria is one of the most obnoxious purveyors of Windoze crapware on the planet.

  55. You feel like I do! by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And, because WE go and look, Googling for products when we need them, the sites we find are garanteed a sale.

    This gets into media studies but I believe that the future of broad casting is NO future.

    What I suspect will happen is that we will have specialized content aggregators that we look at, like we used to look at car magazines for cars and audio magazines for audio components.

    But instead of magazines which were mostly waste, we will be able to focus in on what we want, a couple of sites, possibly a podcast or two, backed up by some blogs.

    Then we'll be in a position to buy.

    Problem with that 'trend' is that its going to put a lot of people 'on the slag heap' of history.

    A study of the buggy-whip makers is in order.

    --
    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
  56. mental toxic waste by cahiha · · Score: 1

    So in summary, I'm not saying there isn't a dark side to our industry (like every single other friggin industry in existence), I'm just saying that everybody seems to focus on the bad and ignore the good.

    Most of the industry is "dark": it manipulates emotions and drives in order to increase consumption and profits. Often, you manipulate people into harming themselves. Whether you use viral advertising, pornography, music, comedy, or high art, it all amounts to the same thing.

    It will take decades more until psychologists will have worked out what ought to be permissible and what ought not to be permissible, but I have no doubt that most of today's advertising will eventually be considered analogous to toxic waste and harmful drugs and will be banned under stiff penalties. And, yes, we will figure out how to do that without infringing on free speech rights, because psychological manipulation by advertisers is not the same as free speech rights for citizens.

  57. Not just PKD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Increasingly intrusive advertising is an idea that was circulating in quite a bit of the early 1950s SF. Case in point: Pohl & Kornbluth's "The Space Merchants" 1953:
    'They outlawed compulsive subsonics in our aural advertising--but we bounced back with a list of semantic cue words that tie in with every basic trauma in American life today. They listened to the safety cranks and stopped us projecting our messages on air-car windows--but we bounced back. Lab tells me,' he nodded to our Director of Research across the table, 'that soon we'll be testing a system that projects directly on the retina of the eye'
    Also see Pohl's 'Tunnel Under the World', for advertising campaigns that advertisers would love to do if they thought they could get away with it...
  58. It needs to be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I could try and enunciate my feelings towards you and your industry, but someone who has passed on before me has done a better job of it than I ever will:

    By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself.

    I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too. "Oh, you know what Bill's doing? He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market. He's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that, you fucking evil scumbags.

    "You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet.

    --Bill Hicks, 1961-1994

  59. Philip K Dick, not Speilberg by abandonment · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All Speilberg did was buy the rights to a story written 30 years ago - by arguably the most visionary writer in this century - Philip K Dick.

    Even other amazing writers like William Gibson and Neal Stephenson are simply extrapolating the futuristic vision as envisioned by PKD way before their time.

    Beginning with Blade Runner, Total Recall, etc PKD's books have become the foundation of 'futuristic' sci-fi/cyberpunk movies as Hollywood continues to realize it has no creative vision whatsoever...

    However, the more people that become aware of PKD's amazing writing and vision, the better ;}

    Also check out the upcoming 'Scanner Darkly' by Linklater - it's another PKD story gone movie coming out soon...

    1. Re:Philip K Dick, not Speilberg by Zero_Independent · · Score: 3, Informative

      I actually read Minority Report. I didn't see anything about retina scanning targeted ads or spider robots in it. All I read was a silly story about pre-determinism. Philip K Dick wasn't prescient. In Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, the sheep's voice was done by cassette tape. He couldn't even envision the microchip.

      Give credit were credit is due. It was the modern writers of the movie that showed us a dystopian ad enveloped future. Not PKD.

    2. Re:Philip K Dick, not Speilberg by abandonment · · Score: 1

      Ok so they might not have blatantly stolen from Minority Report itself, but anyone that has read William Gibson or, more specifically, Neal Stephenson had more than enough background material to 'forecast' such a future.

      There is also another excellent book by Melissa Scott called 'Dreaming Metal' that is all about skinsuits and retina scanning - it came out quite a while back - well worth the read if you are interested in similar types of reading.

    3. Re:Philip K Dick, not Speilberg by abandonment · · Score: 1

      Another PKD book (specifically) that is more along the lines of the Minority Report future includes 'Divine Invasion', or potentially 'Solar Lottery'...and many others...

      One of his books has a futuristic scenario where appliances are all coin-operated, so if you want to open your fridge, you have to pay a fee, if you want to open your door, it costs a fee, etc...leads to some pretty funny scenarios where they are being chased by badguys and try to go through a door, but don't have proper change, so they have to choose another route, etc...

      Funny, but also scary because there are advertising / marketing exec's out there that read this stuff and go 'thats a GREAT idea...why dont we do that?'...

      Or watching movies like Terminator and seeing the cyberdyne setup and thinking that it would be a great idea...freaking morons the bunch

    4. Re:Philip K Dick, not Speilberg by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the reply above this one mentions, PKD's orignial story has nothing to do with advertising, future life, or anything remotely prescient-ish, except for the central premise of precognition. Like many short stories of the time, it focused on a single plot idea, with everything else being merely a setting to place and explore that idea. If you're seriously claiming that PKD was a master of exploring mundane details of the future, then you're either a poser or an idiot. Virtually every other story of his talks about someone taking rocket ships somewhere, or slime aliens from Jupiter, or laser pistols. PKD's greatness was his plot ideas, and general weirdness, not his ability to predict future technological trends. That would be Isaac Asimov who holds that award (may you rest in peace, Isaac).

      The writers of Minority Report deserve the real credit, and Spielburg for spending a crapton of money to get a bunch of people to sit around dreaming up ideas for what the future might look like.

  60. Let's Look At It This Way by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    If the ad companies can get to the point where they ONLY offer me ads for:
    1) Movies I REALLY want to see.
    2) Books I REALLY want to read.
    3) Comics I REALLY want.
    4) Computer hardware I not only WANT, but I can AFFORD.
    5) Food I REALLY want to eat.

    etc., etc.

    THEN that will be really nice.

    In other words, NO MORE FUCKING SPAM FOR CRAP I DO *NOT* WANT!

    What the ad industry needs to do is realize that there is NO SUCH THING AS SELLING! You cannot convince me to buy something you have just because you've let me know you have it. Maybe you can convince the .00001 percent of people who click on your crappy spam, but it doesn't work with me.

    I am the one who INITIATES my purchasing decisions. Most of those decisions come from being informed through articles that a product exists and can do certain things that I want done or to be able to do. Almost NONE of my purchasing decisions comes from advertising - and absolutely none comes from spam. (Print)ads may be able to alert me that a product exists, but I don't buy it until I've seen a review somewhere or a positive comment by someone I know. At least not stuff that costs over $5.

    So collecting all this "personal" info about me isn't going to do you squat until you really CAN determine what it is I want to do and how much I can spend to do it - and that in comparison with everything ELSE I want to do and how much disposable income I have.

    And that ain't happening any time soon, no matter how much data mining and privacy invasion you do.

    The ONLY way you could do this is if you set up a Web site where *I* can post what I want, how much I have to spend on it, and then reverse market this information to the companies that have these products at those price points.

    This is what the Internet was SUPPOSED to be doing by now - and to some degree it does: when a customer does a Google search for a product, and then self-selects the company he wants to buy from.

    In other words, deliver your company's profitability totally into the hands of the consumer.

    And since you're primates, I don't think you have the nerve to do that. I think you want to try to FORCE your customers to buy your stuff. Which is why you spam, and use invasive advertising.

    Standard primate response. And totally useless to achieving your goal, which is typical primate behavior. Humans will ALWAYS make the wrong decision and take the wrong path to achieving their goals.

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  61. Ad blocking 101 by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

    1. Get the Adblock Firefox extension at:
    http://adblock.mozdev.org/
    Install it and restart Firefox.

    2. Use Firefox to visit www.slashdot.org, go to Tools > Adblock > List All Blockable Elements >
    a) http://.falkag.net/*
    b) http://.tacoda.net/* =I'm not sure if this is ad site, but the first one is for sure

    3. Right-click and block individual image-type ads, if any.

  62. Pohl and Kornbluth (slightly off topic?) by panurge · · Score: 2, Informative

    The real predictors were surely Pohl and Kornbluth, in their novel The space merchants from the 50s (and yes, the title is a clever pun). I still have a copy. It's wrong about the future - oil and population run out of control much too soon - but (IMFHO) dead right about the unholy alliance of corporations, governments and the advertising industry. It's one of the two books about dysfunctional societies that should be compulsory in the school curriculum, the other one being 1984.

    --
    Panurge has posted for the last time. Thanks for the positive moderations.
  63. Better Results by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even "generating better results" sounds like a commercial. Better results for who? Better results for me would be fewer ads, in every medium.

    As much as I agree with the general sentiment of this thread about marketing (which I frequently get sick of), there are times where I actually appreciate it. I don't like marketing and advertising that's in my face, and I don't like marketing that lies to me. But some marketing material is just out there to be informative for people who want it and ask for it, without being in anyone's face.

    Better results for me means being fully informed about all the relevant options I have, at a time and level of detail of my choosing. This is also a type of marketing, and it's one that I respect. I do know some marketing people who focus on this goal, and I appreciate it.

    I actually like the way that the shoe salesman walks up to sell me a shoe when I walk in. I really have no idea what I want and it's not a decision I want to make. What I care about is trusting the guy to sell me something that works, and that's what will get me to come back again and again. That's also marketing. The guy's job relies on him selling lots of shoes, but he knows that his best approach is just to be honest with people. (and to chat, and joke, and so on.)

    I also quite like the way that Amazon suggests books for me to read. It's only there when I ask for it, it often offers good suggestions, and every so often they might get a sale out of it. That's the type of marketing that I like.

  64. Holographic advertisements by Aximxp · · Score: 1

    I think this, combined with the recent tech allowing the projection of images into mid-air could be a powerful and dangerous tool in the hands of corporations. The type of immersive advertising seen in Minority Report is basically possible now, it's just a matter of whether people would put up with it..

  65. Deal with it. by QuestorTapes · · Score: 1

    No flame, just a detailed response.

    > I happen to be a young ad exec (not to mention a privacy nut, avid slashdot reader, gamer, geek, etc)
    > and I'm really getting tired of people not understanding our industry.

    I can understand and accept that. Are you prepared to understand and accept that there are some things you don't understand about -why- people hate advertising and advertisers?

    > Are there sleezy advertising people? HELL YES! Is it the vast majority of them? HELL NO! You see...

    I see, you don't. I don't -care- that the majority of advertisers are not sleazy. We're viewing things from 2 different POVs here.

    > What really pisses me off is that everybody assumes that our goal is to just annoy you and
    > grab your attention in any way possible.

    Actually, we don't. Most industries are pushing the same sort of ill-advised personnel cuts, the "do it cheaper and sloppier" mentality of management, the push to reduce customer service people and turn it over to piss-poor web sites and botched touch-tone phone systems.

    When a company I deal with -directly- takes this too far, I can terminate the relationship, which corrects the problem.

    In advertising, there is no relationship to terminate. From the very start, I am being imposed upon with no choice in the matter.

    Think about it. If my bank screws up regularly, sending me tons of crap, I can change banks. I have -no- relationship with most advertisers. They screw up, and I can't stop the crap.

    It's not that advertisers are worse; it's that the nature of the function means that poor performance impacts me more negatively than poor performance in other business areas.

    Good performance by advertisers, on the other hand, has very little impact on me.

    > Attention Slashdotters: We Are Not Idiots!...the truth is that often times the advertising us geeks
    > find offense with is not targeted at us at all, and in fact the target audience has no problem whatsoever with it.

    And this is relevant to what exactly?

    Fundamentally, this is the problem. I -don't care- that you please 90% of the people with an ad. If I cannot opt -out- of ads by an advertiser (TV, radio, print, etc. as well as internet), I am annoyed.

    > New technologies will continue to be developed to target more accurately because that generates better results.

    This is part of the problem. You have just admitted that the purpose of the targeting is to increase sales. This can be accomplished best not by removing all misdirected ads, but by reducing them to a level that satisfies 90% of the people (as I mentioned above), and screwing the remaining 10%.

    In fact, you can achieve this by screwing over 100% of the people, no more than 10% of the time.

    > So in summary, I'm not saying there isn't a dark side to our industry (like every single other
    > friggin industry in existence), I'm just saying that everybody seems to focus on the bad and ignore the good.

    Yes, we are. And we will continue to. Ultimately, you must understand: I have -no- relationship with most advertisers, nor do I desire one. -Any- inconvenience pisses me off. I am not going to give you any credit for doing it well, and will penalize you severely for doing it badly.

    Yes, it's unfair. Tough noogies; I have no mandate to be fair to people who go out of their way to annoy me. I do not care that annoying me is not their intent.

  66. Advertising of the Future, Already Here by LBt1st · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right here on slashdot.

  67. Sorry... by dtungsten · · Score: 1

    ...that was supposed to read:

    The whole point of targeted advertising is to NOT piss you off with ads about things you have no interest in.

  68. On the topic of writers dictating marketing trends by zkn · · Score: 1

    Extremely aggressive adds
    I hope the future will bring adds like in Diamond Age. Whith holographic projections rushing at you if you don't pay enough attention. I can just picture a walk in the city at night being pounded by Godzilla because you didn't notice the pringles add. And ofcause in the addcrowed streets the holograms would battle each other for your attention endlessly, the only escape being closing your eyes and making a run for it.

  69. Informed rebellious Customer or devil patron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the best of my abilities, I will resist and hinder any attempt by companies out there to try to pigeonhole me, advertise to me, influence me or lie to me.

    I browse the Web with Firefox, Adblock and zero cookies other than the three allowed on my white list. Usually I simply refuse to visit sites which don't force me to turn cookies on, but on occasion to read interesting articles, I've been known to use a service like BugMeNot.com, clear all cookies, then temporarily turn on cookies "from site only" and until end of session before logging in.

    I have only one checking account, one saving account and one credit card, paid in full every month. I don't rely on credit except for my car and my condo. I don't hesitate changing bank or credit card company as soon as I feel they've tried to screw me in any way, whether it be dubious charges or an irritating amount of junk mail from their "affiliates" and I have no problem letting them know. I'm always courteous on the phone with customer service but I use precise language to express my disatisfaction with said company and ask for a confirmation # and names of the persons I talked to.

    Whenever I find myself having to visit a big box store, I tend to pay with cash, politely refusing superfluous "extended warranty" offer. If the cashier ever ask for my phone number or zip code they're respectively always 12345678 and 12345. It has never happened yet, but if they persisted or asked for ID, I would leave the merchandise on the counter and walk out without arguing. Rebates are filled in, photocopied for reference and placed in the mailbox the same day.

    On occasion, interesting credit card offers (like opening a credit card and getting $30 off from buying just $50 worth of stuff) are used, paid off in full and closed ASAP because the card outlived its usefulness. Among the reasons I give when asked why the account is being closed I tell them their privacy policy isn't up to my standards, I can't trust my information in hands of their affiliates citing minimizing my exposure toward rampant identity thefts.

    Never trust what comes out of the mouth of a salesperson, the vast majority of them just want their commission and forget you a picosecond later. Inform yourself before visiting the store or the showroom to better test which salespersons are liars, call them on it and demand to see a manager and another salesperson.

    I try not to let advertizing sway my reason in selecting a product. If the product is a substantial purchase, I'll refer to consumer advocacy groups like Consumer Reports. I have zero loyalty toward any store or brand. Every product is evaluated on its own merit. If two products are somehow tied, I may do a bit of research, selecting whichever company CEO has the least ridiculous annual compensation, the least scandalous history, the more socially or environmentally responsible behavior.

    I'll freely admit I'm able to compare products precisely because they were advertised to me in the first place. It happens. But quite often while researching more on the products I come in contact with additional brands which were never advertized toward me either by being brought up to my attention by a consumer organization or positive word of mouth.

  70. Aaaaaughhhhh!! by Kargan · · Score: 1

    "...shark still looks fake."

    --
    Palaces, barricades, threats, meet promises
  71. Spyware by BrianKStein · · Score: 1
    Quote (from article): Internet search engines and helpful utilities from companies like Claria already know a lot about your shopping and browsing habits.

    In other words... Spyware. Do we really want to reward companys for putting spyware on our computers and collecting information about us? You should be able to specify what type of ads you would like to see, not what spyware companys think is good for you.

    Also, much of spyware data is not very accurate because of multi-user computers. This is more of a problem with single user environments, like Windows 98, because they have the same cookies for ALL users.

  72. Enough!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While your intentions are, well, not pure per se but at least on the more transparent side of grey, here's a scenario I would suffer straight out of TFA:

    I'm not necessarily a religious geek, however, I do have a digital picture frame and a nice little setup to rotate the pictures every hour. In that rotation is a picture of the last supper, first off I think jesus was a great philosopher and a great man, and I also thought the last supper by da vinci was an amazing peice of art.

    According to TFA, the next up in my rotation would be an ad. An ad, had it happened 20 (?!) years ago, would be for Jimmy Swaggert or some crap like that. Do I want to see an ad for a damn preacher just because I have a famous work of art show up? NO! Do I want to see an ad for, what I would consider, one of the 'black hats' of theology? NO!!!!!

    While unintentional, your automated advertising will piss off alot of people for many different reasons.

    Just IMAGINE if the porn sites start utilizing the advertising services from TFA: Some closet gay geek is walking down the street with a bunch of work associates, when all of a sudden a big ad pops up on a billboard in front of him:

    WELCOME JIMMY!
    COME VISIT BOYS-R-US.COM! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO, AND SO DO WE!

    Advertising needs to scale-down, not ramp-up, it's intrusiveness. As it stands, I consider any ad on the internet (or on TV for that matter), to be no better then a used car salesman. Why? Because it's in-your-face, and immediately that puts up the deffensive barrier to any consumer. What advertising needs to do is go back to the days of yellow pages and classified ads. In fact, it would be 10 times more effective that way; think about it, SourceForge is an advertising medium (so to speak) for open-source projects. How many downloads a day does SourceForge get? I would pay good money for a service similar to froogle that wasn't subject to false positives (a plasma TV for $0.39? Come on!), or outright fraud. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, consumers willing to pay for advertising if only it could be trusted!

  73. Yes, more than enough. by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    In the majority of cases that I've witnessed, your industry preys psychologically on human psychology and our insecurities. When I think of software, I think of a majority of products that are possibly overpriced but in many cases, useful and worth the expense. When I think of advertising, I think of intrusive tactics on television, though e-mails, at the beginning of movies, and on billboards on highways that get in my face and distract me against my desires.

    Why do you think we have such hostility against marketing? In perhaps 1% of cases would I say that advertisements are informative instead of exploitative and obnoxious. In fact, due to advertising, I've had to stop watching TV, stop going to the movies (on time - 20 minutes late seems to be okay), stop reading magazines (of which 2/3rds are often ads), and install ad blockers for e-mail and the web. I get phone calls with live and recorded product promotions, where my sense of politeness and my sense of privacy have to fight one another. I fear answering my door, because about a quarter of the time, it's someone advertising and wanting money out of me. My snail mail box is packed with "coupons" (which are hardly coupons much less promotions) and repetitive flyers. How can you possibly advocate that we should accept advertising like we accept software? It's absolutely ludicrous.

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves. It's utterly disgusting how you intrude into our lives. I met someone with whom I was quite compatible, but upon discovering that he was in college for marketing, I refused to date him because after years of having to deal with your bullshit, I can no longer do so. The bombardment of garbage I experience in a day is overstimulating and makes me feel utterly sick.

    Do us a favour and get a real job doing something constructive for society instead of capitalizing on the rest of us and making money off of desire and shortcomings. You are reprehensible.

  74. Addendum by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    Tell me, in layman's terms, something positive that successful marketers and advertisers bring to the table apart from the ability to make (also possibly useless) already overwealthy stakeholders rich, and I may dispel my notions that your profession is the blemish on the backside of humanity.

  75. No problem. by Atario · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I'd just use Proxomitron like I do now.

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  76. Oh yeah, "Minority Report" is real futuristic ... by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    ... because in the future, sneaker-nets will be all the rage again.

  77. Consumer control of personal information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some interesting observations here

  78. Privacy by joe2116 · · Score: 1

    Some interesting observations here

  79. Re:Enough - Hate ads? Do this.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    1. Die. (It's the only way to be sure - Hicks [Aliens - 1986])

    2. Become a hermit in the wilderness with NO contact with the Internet/mass media/society at large.

    3. Record media for later consumption and fast forward through the ads upon consumption -- all but impossible to do for audio-only media unless it is digitally edited and re-saved to eliminate the commercials.

    Other than options 1 an 2, I see no way of avoid advertising at all. In my opinion, the truly best ads entertain while they inform. The best example of this would be the old 'Where's the beef' commercial from Wendy's. McDonald's may be the bigest hamburger seller on the planet, but I find Wendy's (and White Castle) hamburgers to be the tastiest of corporate fast food burgers out there.

    In closing, making all ads illegal in order to stop them all is a utopian pipe dream -- there is just too much money (and too many wallet/purse carrying consumers) at stake to banish them. Free speech concerns are a non-issue in capitalist-driven societies like the 'western world' such as the USA.