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Oregon Is Growing A Mystery Bulge

nedwolf writes "LiveScience is reporting that a 100 square mile bulge has been rising in Oregon. First observed from a satellite using a relatively new technology called 'radar interferometry', some believe this to be the formation of a new volcano. I think it's just happy to see me."

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  1. Baby Sister? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Informative
    Looks quiet now.

    To put things into perspective here's recent quakes throught the US, notice the activity in the state of California, to the south.

    Back in the late 90's there were swarms of minor earthquakes around the Long Valley Caldera, the vicinity of California where Mammoth Lakes and Mammoth Mountain are located. Swarms of earth quakes, 4.0 (Richter) and lower, most lower than 2.0, were up to 600 per 24 hours for a period of about two weeks, and ground elevations were observed changing (similarly to those in Oregon) slightly, but as you can see all is quiet and nothing happened. Long Valley is the caldera of a very large, dormant volcano.

    Here is a good example of a swarm of aftershocks.

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    1. Re:Baby Sister? by fbjon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We obviously don't need that kind of perspective here. I mean, just take a look at that box on TFA page with some images: "The Fury of Volcanoes".

      That's media perspective for you.

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  2. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    it has dysentery

    /always died of dysentery...

  3. When Asked for Comment... by ferrellcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    When asked for comment, Oregon said, "I can't help it! California's been rubbing against me for millions of years!"

    1. Re:When Asked for Comment... by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 2, Funny

      From TFA: "They say it probably began growing in 1997 and has been rising ever since at a rate of about 1.4 inches a year." So, 8 yrs x 1.4 in/yr = 11.2 inches. . . Oregon's hung like a horse!

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    2. Re:When Asked for Comment... by Datamonstar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Californication?

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    3. Re:When Asked for Comment... by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe the proper spelling is "Calipornia".

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    4. Re:When Asked for Comment... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Funny


      Californication?


      California - from the latin roots cali(hot) and fornia(sexual activity).

      Thus California - the land of hot sex.

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  4. A bulge? by Durinthal · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I thought America's wang was Florida.

    1. Re:A bulge? by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Really? I was sure it was D.C.

    2. Re:A bulge? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nope. D.C. is the rectum.

    3. Re:A bulge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Nope. D.C. is the rectum.

      Nope. Katrina rectum. D.C. fuckin' near killed 'em.

    4. Re:A bulge? by jimbolauski · · Score: 4, Funny

      America is still pretty yong and there a special time in a girl's life when she start's noticing changes in her body. The only question is when is she going to get her other bulge.

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  5. Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny


    Good afternoon, gentlemen. As you are all no doubt aware, I have perfected a device capable of generating volcanoes at my whim. Even now I have raised a titanic bulge of liquid hot mag-ma under the state of Oregon. This device, which I've dubbed 'The Erupteron', has passed its field test with flying colors, I'm sure you'll agree...

    You see, gentlemen, 'The Erupteron' will be used to generate bulges under one of your major cities every six hours, causing them to sink into firey hot mag-ma, utterly destroying them...that is...unless you pay me...

            One hundred billion trillion fafillion dollahs!!!

            (cue dramatic music)

    Gentleman, you have my demands...peace out.

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    1. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by Lectoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      You had me until "trillion fafillion dollahs". Sorry, sounded like a something a child would say, you big stinky poop head.

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    2. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just wish I'd stop seeing your ID on every single story...

      You know, there's two really easy ways to make that happen:
      1) Add TMM to your foes, downmod your foes into oblivion, and read above -1.
        -or-
      2) Leave. No one is forcing you to read this website.

    3. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know, you can always mark his as a FOE, adjust your viewing to make all FOE posting -10 points. All you see is a single line. Its in the FAQ, and it's pretty easy. Lots of other stuff you can do there, too.

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    4. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Informative
      Add him as a foe (click on the little white sphere), go to your Preferences (link in the upper left corner), pick "Comments" and change your People Modifier setting to drop all posts by foes to -6. You'll never see his comments ever again.

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    5. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by dusik · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> "...maybe TMM has too much time on his hands since he posts so much..."

      Haha, that reminds me. A coworker came up to me one time and asked me if I read slashdot. I said yeah. Then she asked me if people really have some much free time to post like that one guy.... what's his name... something Coward....

      True story. :)

    6. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by soops1966 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can you stick one under New Orleans, it's a bit damp at the moment and we'd like to dry it out.

      Thanks.

    7. Re:Mr. President, Dr. Evil is on the line... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dr. Evil stopped being cool five years ago.

      Much to my dismay :-(

  6. an alternate theory by Savatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    The U.S. hit puberty and Oregon got the country's first zit

    1. Re:an alternate theory by fizban · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would also explain the huge wet dream we just had "down there."

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    2. Re:an alternate theory by mpathetiq · · Score: 2, Funny

      The shits?

      Come to think of it, I did start developing my intestinal problems right around the time I sprouted hair in new places. I also developed a taste for spicy food. I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.

  7. This would be a shield volcano by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Informative

    A shield volcano is formed when a large pool of magma forms and pushes the land above it upwards. These types are not likely to erupt, though they will erupt violently if the magma is able to push through the surface (kind of like a giant geologic pimple). These volcanos are great for tourism because of the typically accompanying hot springs and year-round greenery.

    I like Oregon a lot. I just wish it were easier to get to.

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    1. Re:This would be a shield volcano by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder how possible it will be to get geothermal energy from this if that is the case.

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    2. Re:This would be a shield volcano by nes11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "These volcanos are great for tourism... "

      New Orleans was great for tourism too. Maybe we should build a city on top of this bulge.

    3. Re:This would be a shield volcano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Volcano lesson for the day:
      This is not a shield volcano.

      A shield volcano is actually made by layers and layers of basaltic magma. Hawaii (the large, flat volcanos) are shield volcanos. Basaltic magma is very hot, iron rich, and flows easily. It tends to bubble and gurgle, not explode. There's a reason hawaiian eruptions don't produce ash clouds - no big explosion.

      http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/Products/Pglossary/Shiel dVolcano.html

      In Oregon, we have very few shield volcanos. Most of ours are composite volcanos (made from lava pusing up a dome, plus layers of flowing ash) and cinder cones (made from piles of ejected cinders). Our magmas are rhyolitic, meaning they contain little iron, it is at relatively cooler temperatures, and tend to explode violently (like Mount St. Helens or the famous Mount Mazama... now crater lake).

      http://vulcan.wr.usgs.gov/Glossary/StratoVolcano/d escription_composite_volcano.html

    4. Re:This would be a shield volcano by SnapShot · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's a nice hypothesis, but I subscribe to the theory of Intelligent Bulging.

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    5. Re:This would be a shield volcano by enzo_romeo · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, if I recall correctly from my Geology 202 class at UW with Stan "the Man" Chernikoff, a shield volcano is formed from molten basalt flowing out, not pushing up the land. Basalt is what makes up the ocean floor and has very low viscosity when molten and spreads out like hot butter on a pancake. Flow after flow of lava slowly builds up to form a high spot. Hawaii is a classic shield volcano and is roughly 100 miles in diameter with only the top of it showing above the ocean.

      The continents, however, are composed mainly of Granite, which has a higher viscosity and tend to not flow out easily and make taller piles of lava to create the cone shaped volcanos. Its generaly thought that the cascade mountain range and volcanos were formed by hot spots burning up through the granite crust at the subduction zone and thats why you have the cone shaped volcanos there. What we might see there is another cone shaped volcano being formed, which should be interesting to track in terms of how long it actually takes to create one of these. There are shield volcanos in Washington and Oregon though, so we could see one of those, however I think those are mainly seen in the eastern parts of the states. I'm going of a class I had in 1988 so I could be mistaken on that.

    6. Re:This would be a shield volcano by IceAgeComing · · Score: 3, Informative

      In Oregon, we have very few shield volcanos. Most of ours are composite volcanos (made from lava pusing up a dome, plus layers of flowing ash) and cinder cones (made from piles of ejected cinders). Our magmas are rhyolitic, meaning they contain little iron, it is at relatively cooler temperatures, and tend to explode violently

      But eastern Oregon is full of basalt, and the Malhuer Basin is one giant, flat basalt flow. And if you've seen the lava fields around Bend, the boulders are dark red, very sharp, and contain occasional pockets of obsidian. This doesn't seem to fit with your statements.

    7. Re:This would be a shield volcano by gladed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe we should build a city on top of this bulge. Great idea! It could be America's new hot spot. A party town that is sure to be a blast. I predict real estate will explode there.

    8. Re:This would be a shield volcano by the+phantom · · Score: 4, Informative

      1) Obsidian is generally related to rhyolitic flows. Where basalt is high in iron and magnesium (thus, mafic -- ma from magnesium, fic from ferous or feric), rhyolite is full of silicon. Andesite is sort of in between. Silicic lava is very viscous -- it tends not to flow as well, and get backed up in a volcano. Then, when enough pressure is present, is 'slodes. Obsidian is a very, very silicic rock. It cools from lava to solid rock very quickly, so does not from a crystaline structure, but it is chemically very similar to rhyolite or pumice. Thus, that does not refute the grandparent, but rather reinforces it.

      2) There have been basalt flows. It is possible for composite volcanoes to have basalt flows. Think about what composite means -- a combination of two or more things. Composite volcanoes are not quite sheild volcanoes, and not quite cinder cones. Eruptions can be either highly mafic, or highly silicic. Thus, basalt flows are not out of place.

      3) The sharp, dark red rock that you are seeing is probably andesite. There is a lot of andesite in the region. Andesite is a fairly silicic rock (though it does get the red color from more mafic minerals). It is another kind of rock that can be expected to come from a composite volcano.

      So, while your observations don't exactly fit with the grandparent's comment, they are not inconsistant.

    9. Re:This would be a shield volcano by aaronsb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This to me sounds a lot like a small plutonic magma complex, which can also be called called a stock or batholith. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batholith>

      Basically, a large intrusion of magma pushes up into and against the crust but doesn't break the surface. It then hardens and cools leaving a big lump. Sort of like one of those zits that you can't pop because it's not close enough to the surface.

      Give it a few hundred million years of exposure to erosion and it'll be a new scenic park of some kind.

  8. First a flood, by scenestar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now a vulcano... God is really starting to dislike America.

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    1. Re:First a flood, by WeeLad · · Score: 2, Funny
      Are you saying this bump may be a landing strip for gay martians? I swear to God, Stuart.

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  9. I say we drill then! by Transdimentia · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all, somebody could be hiding WMDs down there!

  10. Same fault line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Major earthquake exercise under way in Russian Far East

    According to research conducted by the International Institute of Earthquake Prediction Theory and Mathematical Geophysics, there is at least a 30% probability of an earthquake with a 7.2-magnitude or higher in the area of Kamchatka and the Kuril Islands before mid-December.
    The ministry's regional forces have been on alert since early August.


    In looking at the map on the IRIS Seismic Monitor web site, it appears that the Kamchatka peninsula and the volcanic activity in Oregon may have something in common: both regions lie along the same fault line. The Indonesian tsunami, quakes near Taiwan and Japan, and recent earthquakes in Alaska and California all seem to lie along the same fault line.

    1. Re:Same fault line by geomon · · Score: 5, Informative

      both regions lie along the same fault line.

      No. Both regions sit atop the seismically active area named "The Ring Of Fire", which is a poetic name given to a seismically active rim boundary indicated by plots of earthquake epicenter. The purple band you see on the map is the area is the subduction zone of the Pacific Plate.

      This is not a fault zone. Fault zones arise in response to subduction.

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    2. Re:Same fault line by Boap · · Score: 3, Funny

      As long as the natives do not start sacraficing virgins to the volcanio /. readers will be safe.

    3. Re:Same fault line by keraneuology · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is not a fault zone. Fault zones arise in response to subduction.

      Not always. San Andreas is a transform fault - no subduction involved. See http://jersey.uoregon.edu/~mstrick/AskGeoMan/geoQu erry22.html

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  11. Super Volcano? by silasthehobbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's supposed to be one in Yellowstone Park (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4326987 .stm)which has been bulging for some time now. If this is indeed another one, then the fallout from Katrina is going to seem mild in comparison. -- silas

    1. Re:Super Volcano? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, that's what I first thought upon reading this, too, since 100 square miles sounds pretty darn big. Then I looked it up, and realized that the Yellowstone caldera is an order of magnitude bigger (28 * 47 = ~1316 square miles), and that only includes the actual part where magma comes out. In comparison, this 100 square mile figure includes the entire area of uplift.

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    2. Re:Super Volcano? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If this is indeed another one, then the fallout from Katrina is going to seem mild in comparison.

      I live in Oregon, and let me tell you, if a volcano blew 25 miles from Bend, the most we'd lose is some trees and scrub brush. Even if Bend got taken out...it's only a town of about 60,000 with roads leading out in all directions. Wouldn't be a particularly bad disaster. Most of the population of Oregon lives about 150 miles west on the other side of the Cascade mountain range.

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    3. Re:Super Volcano? by cmjensen · · Score: 2, Informative

      over here we don't have a history of multiple eruptions each year.

      Yes, yes, you do. In 1854, Baker, Rainier, Mount St. Helens, and Chaos Crags were all active. In the same decade, Shasta and Hood were also awake. ("Fire Mountains of the West" is a good overview).

      You are being deceived by the 1900s, which were unusually quiet in the Cascades with only two events St Helens (1980-99) and Lassen (1914-17). By comparison, the events in the 1800s were longer and more frequent: St Helens (1800-57), Rainier (1800-54, 73, 79, 82), Baker (1843-80), Chaos Crags (1854-57), Shasta (1855), Hood (1859, 65, 66)

  12. Interesting. What can be done about it? by eggstasy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People write volumes about the possibility of a meteor impact, and what could be done to prevent it, while ignoring the larger threat that lies beneath us.
    If we knew a giant volcano was likely to form somewhere, what could possibly be done about it?
    Aside from moving people out of harm's way, would it be possible to, say, drill a bunch of holes in it and relieve pressure?
    (This is a very interesting read, if you haven't stumbled across it - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervolcano)

    1. Re:Interesting. What can be done about it? by DrCode · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be so negative. I think we should build a ski-lift there.

  13. square? by ftsf · · Score: 5, Funny

    since when are volcanos square? must be some giant square monolith planted by aliens years ago rising out of the ground

  14. New measurement technique != new geology by Analogy+Man · · Score: 4, Interesting
    They are now able to detect this swelling...how do we know it isn't normal. Maybe the Earth's crust swells and ripples all the time and it is only 5% of this activity that manifests itself in earthquakes and volcanos.

    Pretty cool either way though. If there is a correlation it could be very useful predictive data.

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    1. Re:New measurement technique != new geology by CFTM · · Score: 3, Informative

      An article I read on this yesterday stated that this is indeed normal, happens about once every 4,000 years and it's about time for it to happen again; wish I had the link but I don't :-/ Anyhow, this is just normal geological stuff, atleast according to what I read yesterday.

    2. Re:New measurement technique != new geology by Scarblac · · Score: 5, Informative

      They are now able to detect this swelling...how do we know it isn't normal.

      We don't, of course. The bit below is from a mysterious item usually related to as "the fucking article", bolding mine:

      The likely cause of the bulge is a pool of magma that, according to Deschutes National Forest geologist Larry Chitwood, is equal in size to a lake 1 mile across and 65 feet deep.
      The magma lake is rising 10 feet each year, under tremendous pressure, and it deforms the Earth's surface as it expands, causing the bulge.
      Other causes could be anything from the birth of a new volcano -- a fourth Sister in the making -- to a routine and anticlimactic pooling of liquid rock, researchers say.
      "The honest and shortest answer is, we don't know,'' said Dan Dzurisin, a USGS geologist.
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  15. Kindergarden Cop by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Funny
    Annoying brat: It might be a tumor.

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  16. Another Super Volcano by LogicX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This might be another super volcano? I don't know enough about the subject, but I've read about it in the past here

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  17. Yellowstone by machinegunhand · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yellowstone National Park has the same problem, only it's many thousand times more problematic for the region. Even lake shorelines have been altered due to the rising crust.

  18. It's just middle age... by TheNucleon · · Score: 5, Funny
    You folks don't get it. Oregon is just slowing down a bit, growing a spare tire - when you get older, you'll understand how difficult it is to keep the weight off.

    After all, now there's just more of it to love.

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  19. Re:Really? by kryten_nl · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's obviously Microsoft's fault....

    Or Gentoo's, I told them to disable that
    emerge volcano
    option.
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  20. A relative of the Super Volcano at yellowstone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IF I recall a documentry I watched a few years ago correcly, then Yellowstone park is a giant super volcano, that many hundresds of thousnads or millions of years ago was much much further north (I forget which present day state), could this be a new super volcano forming in the same orginal area?

    (rember if yellostone blows it's top, say bye bye to life in North America)

    1. Re:A relative of the Super Volcano at yellowstone? by bynary · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if you go much further north you'll be in Canada. Yellowstone is in Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho. To the North you have Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada. The hotspot in Yellowstone most likely originated somewhere to the West in present-day Idaho and/or Oregon.

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    2. Re:A relative of the Super Volcano at yellowstone? by Anthony · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am not an expert, but that never stopped a Slashdotter posting before ;-). Yellowstone, IIRC, is thought to be hotspot activity ie a rising mantle plume, packed full of low-viscosity short-chained silicates. The Cordillera runs along the Rockies/Andes and is formed by the subducting Pacific plate, melting continental crust and forming rising molten crust, packeed full of sticky long-chain silicates and volatiles. Different composition and different behaviour. There will be some molten crust melted by the Yellowstone mantle plume which adds to the explosive potential as well as the water near the surface adding to the volatile content of the melt.

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  21. Damn Hippies by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's where they stash their weed.

    1. Re:Damn Hippies by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dude, like, we don't need stashes around here. It's totally legal, and stuff. See? I've got my prescription card... What? Interstate commerce is affected, and therefore it's a federal jurisdiction?

      Totally ruinin' my buzz.

  22. Better than a flood plain by kmahan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is the land available for commercial development?

    Based on where developers seem to like to put housing and commercial developments this would be perfect!

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  23. Another bulge by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unfortunetly I know the cause of the bulge around my waist. The end of summer cookouts should help.

    Seriously though, if you have ever been to the Three Sisters Wilderness you quickly see that the whole area is one huge mass of old cones and lava flows. It is like hiking on the moon in some places.

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  24. Re:Well, there's a reason by bmalia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us.
    John Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.

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  25. Oregon has finally hit puberty by dangerweasel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am afraid of when the wet dreams begin.

  26. Misinformative by trongey · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, a shield volcano is formed when low-viscosity basaltic magma gradually erupts from vents or fissures. Shield volcanoes only explode when large amounts of water get involved. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shield_volcano for a nice brief writeup.
    It's only a volcano if stuff squirts out of the top.

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  27. Obligatory Simpsons by TyfStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has anyone looked toward their Garbage Removal manager? is Oregon going to be picking up & moving to Washington?

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  28. Sim city Home Edition. by isfry · · Score: 4, Funny

    You ever get the feeling that we are on the receiving end of someone that got tired of playing Sim City and is now just unleashing disasters and seeing what will happen.

  29. the cause of those eruptions by klossner · · Score: 4, Funny
    Last year I climbed Mt. St. Helens for the first time. I neglected to sacrifice a maiden. Two weeks later, the volcano went active.

    A week and a half ago, I climbed South Sister for the first time. Again, no sacrificial maiden (they're hard to find in Oregon.) The clock is ticking.

  30. Re:As an Oregon resident... by El+Cabri · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This pisses me off. Why the HELL are you going to rely on someone else to evacuate you?

    Because I don't personnaly own an helicopter and the skills to fly it over streams of hot lava ?

  31. I know who's to blame by gsfprez · · Score: 2, Funny

    George Bush.

    i mean, seriously.

    Who was the one that directed the storms to cruch the beloved city of debauchery to placate Baby Jesus?

    George Bush.

    Who causes the Great Barrier Reef to be destroyed from pollutants coming mainly from Asia?

    George Bush.

    Who caused the Challenger and the Discovery to blow up over WHERE!!!!! Florida and Texas?!??!?!

    George Bush.

    damn skippy.

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  32. Re:Really? by th3space · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to fan the flames or anything - though I do realize that I am - but your retort was about as witty and original as the GPs Microsoft dig...

    See, it's like dealing with crying baby...if you *always* respond to them, they learn that they can get whatever they want by crying. However, if you ignore them, there is a good chance that they'll either stop or find another way to entertain themselves.

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  33. Re:This would NOT be a shield volcano by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny
    Remember; Don't Californicate Oregon

    Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

    Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience

    --From the The Cannonical [sic] Collection of Light Bulb Jokes, Usenet, October 1983 Edition

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  34. That's no caldera by lheal · · Score: 3, Funny
    Back in the late 90's there were swarms of minor earthquakes around the Long Valley Caldera,


    After going dormant, it changed its name to the Long Valley SCO Group. Then it started suing all the other volcanos for emitting greenhouse gases, which its predecessor in interest, Mt. St. Helens, invented.


    Please try to get your facts straight next time, ok?

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  35. "I think it's just happy to see me" by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Younger readers may need an explanation of this phrase. The idea is that when a male sees someone to whom they are sexually attracted they may become aroused and one aspect of arousal is penile erection. This can result in a (sometimes embarassing) bulge in the pants. The author of this story is implying that Oregon, or at least part of it, is sexually aroused by them, and that this bulge is analogous to that caused by an erection. It may come as a shock to you that a story posted on /. that is ostensibly about volcanos contains references to penile erections. You may have thought that only immature individuals would make penis jokes as part of a scientific story. But actually adults do this all the time and now that you have read this you too can join other adults in making penis jokes at seemingly inappropriate times.

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  36. Send FEMA to solve it by denjin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can fix any natural disaster and have tons of foresight.

  37. The fallout from Yellowstone... by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Well, you're assuming that all the ash will fall immediately out of the sky. Actual estimates predict that there'll be a significant ash fall up to 4,000 miles from the volcano, based on historic data.


    Also, given the number of volcanos we've actually seen form (none), and given that vulcanology is not an exact science, it would be premature to assume that volcanos can't form rapidly. All we can really say is that the data implies that slow formation is by far the most common form.


    What is needed, for an explosive volcanc eruption, is a massive buildup of pressure and a blockage such that the pressure cannot be released gradually. There is absolutely nothing to say that this could not happen in a new volcano, if the geology of the area is such that seeping to the surface is impossible.


    Most regular explosive eruptions are caused by lava solidifying and blocking the throat of the volcano, followed by a massive rise in pressure that will destroy the blockage (and often part of the volcanic cone). Mount St. Helens was a good example of this. So was Krakatoa.


    This only applies when the lava has a very high silica content, so that the lava flows poorly. In areas like Hawaii, where the lava is "thin" and runs relatively easily, you don't generally get many cones and those won't generally block often. This, in some ways, is worse because lava flows will be more common, cover a larger area and therefore be more destructive.


    The plugs in highly viscous lava volcanos only form when there is a long period of dormacy. So, for example, Mount Vesuvius is unlikely to explode. The temperature remains high enough for plugs not to form. Mount Hood, on the other hand, has been dormant for a couple of hundred years. Not long enough to form a massive plug, but long enough that when it goes, it'll make Mount St. Helens look like a sunday school outing.


    The (possibly active) volcanos on Mars may not have erupted in the past thousand years. The plug that will have formed in that time will be considerable, so the pressure required to blast it out must also be considerable. If any were to go off, it will likely destroy the entire cone, as per Krakatoa, and will create seismic shockwaves infinitely worse than those from the 26th December earthquake.


    (In fact, it would be good to know if those volcanos are due to explode, as we could learn a lot about the interior of Mars from the shockwaves.)


    Back to Earth, though - it depends on the forces required to cause the bulge detected. Igneous rock doesn't flex too easily. It also depends on the breaking point. If the rock is such that to cause a bulge of the size and height detected, energy comparable to a major volvanic eruption would be required, AND the rock will catastrophically fail on flexing beyond a critical point, THEN a sudden and major eruption is entirely possible.


    The seismic data others have linked to indicate that this is NOT the case, that there is no major pressure buildup, and none of the earthquakes associated with such a buildup. Most likely, this is magma rising to the surface, much as it did in places like Dartmoor, England. No big deal, but will be a good source of granite in a few million years.


    The important point, though, is that sudden explosive events CAN happen, that there is nothing impossible about them, that they will be confined to very specific physical and geological conditions, which means they'll be rare, but because they are possible, we should recognize and accept that fact. It is only by accepting it, and then investing in the physical sciences to better understand the geologic processes involved, that we'll be able to prevent volcanos being a threat in the future.


    Ignorance and denial are the two biggest killers, when it comes to volcanos and earthquakes. The geological processes themselves are merely the blunt instruments of choice.

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    1. Re:The fallout from Yellowstone... by Morel · · Score: 3, Informative



      Your post seems quite authoritative and you seem to have a good grasp
      of this vulcanology thing but, near the beginning, you say:

      "Also, given the number of volcanos we've actually seen form (none),
      and given that vulcanology is not an exact science, it would be premature
      to assume that volcanos can't form rapidly."

      BZZT! Wrong!We've seen Paricutin
      form, in Mexico.

      Cheers,

      Morel

  38. Re:Really? by ninjaadmin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ga$oline
    I think I'm going to start using that one.

  39. It must be the Flying Spaghetti Monster by affliction · · Score: 4, Funny

    His Noodily Appendage works in awesome and mysterious ways.

    If His Noodliness says Oregon needs a bulge, then it shall be so.

  40. New here? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Posting a dupe once every 5 years would be a HUGH improvement for the /. editors.

  41. I've been behind a computer for far too long by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Throw me a frick'n bone here.

  42. Re:This would NOT be a shield volcano by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Californian a Texan and an Oregonian are sittin around a fire sipping their evening beverage.
    Texan pulls out a 45 caliber hog leg, tosses his empty of Lone Star Beer up in the air, and plugs it dead center.

    Californian finishes his mulled Petite Sara, tosses the wine bottle in the air and shatters it with one round from a Saturday night special.

    The Oregonian takes a last sip of his bottled Starbucks Late`, tosses it in the air, grabs his deer rifle, plugs the Californian and catches the bottle

    "Why'd ya go and do THAT?" says the Texan.

    "Because", says the Oregonian, "We have plenty of those up here" gesturing at the dead Californian, "and this", holding up the bottle, "is worth FIVE CENTS!"

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  43. Also, 10 cm is a bit wimpy. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can you stick one under New Orleans, it's a bit damp at the moment and we'd like to dry it out.

    Also: 10 cm is a pretty wimpy bump. Could you maybe jack it up about 25 feet so we can get rid of those darn fragle levies and avoid this problem in the future?

    Thanks.

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  44. Additional technical papers on the bulge by dtmos · · Score: 4, Informative

    At the 98th Annual Meeting of the Cordilleran Section of the Geological Society of America (May 13-15, 2002), in Corvallis, Oregon, there were several papers on this bulge in the "Hazards and Risks from Cascade Volcanoes" session. Apparently it was discovered in April 2001; the GSA even sent out a press release about the bulge in May 2002.

  45. Re:As an Oregon resident... by BreadMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    I grew-up in Maryland. Not exactly hurricane alley, but we got our share. Hurricane's don't sneak-up and surprise you; even 20 years ago, we had a few days of warning. Prepping for a hurricane involved:

    1- Anything outside that couldn't be tied down was brought inside
    2- We were far enough away from the coast that we just needed to secure the windows (if not tight, the wind would drive water under the sills), not cover them in wood
    3- Make sure we had a several gallons of drinking water
    4- Check supply of candles, matches, batteries, make sure the radio worked
    5- Double check we had enough canned food/dry milk for a few days (also, locate manual can opener)
    7- Fill-up the station wagon, have clothes handy if we needed to leave quickly
    8- Get board games out of the closet
    9- Buy ice for the freezer

    Power outages typically lasted a few days. Several times, we were under a boil water order, so the drinking water came in handy. We never had to leave our home.

    Notice that none of the above involved stitting around for the government to do anything.

  46. think about this... by cryptocom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's also a large part of Yosemite National Park in California (state just below Oregon) that has been bulging as well. And scientists have conclusive proof that it is due to volcanic pressure centered under a large lake there in the park. What if the Oregon bulge and the Yosemite bulge were to trigger each other? Or even worse, what if they became one giant bulge? Wanna talk super-volcanoes? lol. I dont think there'd be anything left of half the United States if it were to blow under those circumstances.

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