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HP Recalls 135,000 Laptop Batteries

caffeine_monkey writes "AP is reporting that Hewlett Packard is recalling 135,000 notebook batteries because they occasionally overheat and melt. Affected models are HP Pavilion, Compaq Presario, HP Compaq and Compaq Evo. More details are on the HP support site. From their FAQ: Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

126 comments

  1. no one is going top care.... by hector_uk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    see how no one is going to care about this, but when it happens to apple it's on ever news site and used as flame ammo by every apple hater, just the same as the ipod flaws that are shared by almost every player.

    1. Re:no one is going top care.... by hector_uk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I apologize in advance to any spelling nazi who is going to point out obvious flaws, damn you first post rush, damn you to hell.

    2. Re:no one is going top care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... for obvious reasons. At most HP will have to replace 135,000 battery packs. If there was a problem with the ipod, there would be millions and millions of units that would need replacing.

    3. Re:no one is going top care.... by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure many Slashdotter share the same experience as I have in high school. Whenever I made a mistake in math or science class, everyone just piles in and ridicule even though most of them can't come close to handling some of the problems. When you're at the top, everyone holds you to much higher standards than their own. Take it as a compliment.

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    4. Re:no one is going top care.... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      see how no one is going to care about this

      No one is going to care because it's a pretty dumb story (as is typically front-paged by the genius editors at Slashdot these days). Millions of items are recalled pretty much daily. The fact that this had to do "with computers" is a pretty weak foundation for it appearing on Slashdot. Of course as an actual information source Slashdot is on par with PC Magazine these days.

      People might pay heed if it's Apple only because Apple is renowned for extraordinary quality - in fact that's one of the reasons Apple can charge a premium in relatively commodity market. It still is pretty dumb to see posts about scratches on an MP3 player though.

    5. Re:no one is going top care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nice self congratulating anecdote, you underachieving sociopath.

    6. Re:no one is going top care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because almost all Apple products seem to have some kinf of design flaw...

    7. Re:no one is going top care.... by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only people that think Apple is renowned for extraordinary quality are those that close their eyes intentionally to the flaws in Apple products. There are plenty of us out here not fooled into thinking rounded-corner white plastic means anything more than decent corporate design.

      In reference to the GP, the people on this site pile on Apple because of the zealotry. Calm down about how this particular company is the second coming of whatever, and people will calm down about how it isn't.

      Round up the apple zealot downmods! Nail me, please!

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    8. Re:no one is going top care.... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Of course, all mp3 players suffer from destructive scratches just by being kept in your pocket.

    9. Re:no one is going top care.... by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      it's the price of fame. hp isn't the hip media darling apple is. maybe the reason apple gets so much mention in the press (good and bad) is cuz a lot of the press use them (good thing). btw, i'm not sure how this story became about apple anyway.

    10. Re:no one is going top care.... by Klivian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd guess you are right, no one is going to care about this except those sorry bastards having their laptop on their lap when the battery overheat and melts.

    11. Re:no one is going top care.... by hector_uk · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't think i single apple fan thinks apple is perfect, but it's the zeal in which people will bash apple essentially for the heck of it that gets to us. their is a fundamental truth that ram go's bad, lcd's/batterys can have manufacturing defects and plastic scratches. the sooner people accept that as fact. apple is by far not the second coming but it's better than the competition in allot of areas, if people stopped bashing them on things they cant control i wouldn't mind, legitimate criticism i have no problem with, but even the highest quality manufacturers have flaws in their products and if apple has sold a million ipod nano's in a few weeks then even if .1% of nano's have a flaw then thats 1000 angry customers saying the product is fatally flawed. give a mac to a average joe and a wintel pc to another and any linux distro you care to choose to a third compare the problems each joe gets it's astounding, linux is too damn confusing windows just collapses into chaos and mac os x just trundles on. now you may say everyone is not an average joe and we can deal with windows/linux's problems but frankly I don't want to, i use my windows/linux pc for games and cisco labs only nothing elce. I have better things to do with my time like refresh slashdot like a freak and get first posts. if you need windows as you just play games or run a windows app whoopty do go use it, or if your a speed rendering/hosting/servering freak run linux i'm not suggesting you shouldn't, but for 90% of people Mac OS X is the perfect platform. damn, i probably just proved your point but i'll post it anyway.....

    12. Re:no one is going top care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This post has so many grammar/punctuation/spelling mistakes crammed into a single paragraph that I think it's going to collapse into some kind of moron-singularity.

      The errors in your first post are understandable since you were rushed to get the first post, but this is idiotic. If you can't be spared to time to proofread, then do not post. Please.

    13. Re:no one is going top care.... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      The only people that think Apple is renowned for extraordinary quality are those that close their eyes intentionally to the flaws in Apple products.

      You do realize, don't you, that there are actual real-world metrics of vendor quality? Those metrics consistently put Apple in a pretty hefty lead. Apple's quality isn't any more imaginary than Honda or Toyota's are (though just like those, there are the self-proclaimed realists who ignore actual proof and help set the record straight for us fools), and it's a part of their corporate strategy.

    14. Re:no one is going top care.... by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      but HP is the BOTTOM of the laptop sellers. IBM/lenovo , asus, and sony being at the top.

    15. Re:no one is going top care.... by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      We were talking about Apple actually and how if Apple had to recall their batteries all the Apple-haters would pile in and say how much Apple sucks. HP, as you mentioned, is at the bottom so this doesn't really happen.

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    16. Re:no one is going top care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replacing the battery on these laptops involves snapping a catch used for the purpose of removing the battery, an operation inteded to be done by the user. It should take about 3 seconds. Perahaps 5 seconds if you don't have the battery flipped the right way round. Fortunately the battery is idiot proof and can only go in one way, and it's next to impossible to destroy the laptop during this procedure.

      Replacing the battery on an iPod requires screwdrivers and voids the warranty. Easy to make mistakes might even reqire a soldering iron. Not to mention the entire idea that the product was built to be thrown out in 3 years is pretty sad, since it's extremely unlikely any product with a sealed battery is going to be chargeable after that period with regular use. It could take minutes, even hours to properly replace the battery on your iPod and you might damage the product permanently doing it.

      That's the difference. The iPod is to consumer electronics as stupidly built consumer cars where the engine has to be removed to replace the spark plugs are to automobiles. It's absolutely ridiculous from a usability standpoint, and that's EXACTLY what Apple markets its products as (easy to use). The oversight required to build a battery into a product is the sort of thing I'd expect from a $2 Chinese toy.

      Thank God I was smart enough to look at the case of one at a store before I bought one. It was one of the first things I noticed it lacked (a battery door). The last item I bought that was so stupidly built was a recargeable razor. Luckily it only cost $50 so I wasn't terribly upset when it finally gave up. But for a $300 - $500 item? You can bet your ass I'd be pissed off.

    17. Re:no one is going top care.... by LostBurner · · Score: 1

      The reason is that people care about Apple. When something happens to HP, Dell, Gateway, Compaq, or another generic PC maker, it could be happening to any computer company as far as people care. When it happens to Apple, there's a greater emotional level in most people. They either love Apple or hate it.

    18. Re:no one is going top care.... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      yes but Not all "sound media players" can be scratched by
      1 pocket lint
      2 being looked at by a Microsoft employee
      or get to "can't see the screen" level within days like some folks have reported the NANO can

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    19. Re:no one is going top care.... by vexx0 · · Score: 1

      Your not supposed to sit your laptop on your lap, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just stupid. That's why they're generaly called notebooks instead of laptops by computer comp... *Sudenly realizes laptop batery melts and burns lap*
      aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... .

  2. now and forever by Anonymouse+Cownerd · · Score: 5, Funny
    The battery packs were sold internationally from March 2004 through May 20005 by national and regional electronics stores and on Internet sites.

    So they foresee that all future batteries until 20005 will need to be recalled?

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    1. Re:now and forever by mrbill101 · · Score: 0

      How often am I going to see this. NEWS????

  3. Dell did the same thing 2 years ago! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell had a battery recall 2 years ago.
    Dell also did a recall with the power supplies.

    1. Re:Dell did the same thing 2 years ago! by houseofzeus · · Score: 1

      Wow. When is the rest of the industry going to catch up on this innovative practise?

  4. It's NOT working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still can't get my pack replaced; HP's site keeps saying my pack isn't part of the return process (I meet all the criteria!). I'm still going to try via the phone center because A) I don't want to burn my... lap, and B) I really want a new pack =\.

    1. Re:It's NOT working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing here. I meet ALL the mentioned criteria (barcode, type, when manufactured, etc.), and yet the HP battery replacement site says my battery does not need replacing. I am beginning to wonder what 'secret' criteria I do NOT meet. I have 2 batteries that I figured would need replacing, and now that they tell me I might have a problem, and then tell me not to worry about it... makes me wonder. I will call Monday, but I am guessing all Customer Service will do, is go to the site and do the same thing I did.

  5. Re:Chinese made garbage by HermanAB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Detroit is in the 3rd world? I think you may have a point there...

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  6. HP stands behind their product by mousse-man · · Score: 4, Funny

    "HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    Possibly with a big plate of chobham armor in-between?

    1. Re:HP stands behind their product by steve_l · · Score: 2, Insightful

      aah you worry too much.

      I just checked the batteries on my hp nc6000 laptop and was disappointed to see they werent part of the recall. Disappointed? Yes, because being a year old, the batteries only go up to 90% and 95% charge respectively. Getting free replacements would have brought them up to spec; hey I'd have it done every year, although that bit "only use on AC power till your replacement comes in" is a bit inconvenient.

      Incidentally, wearable computers have always had a problem with military use, despite the vision of the soldier with the head-up-display, and the problem was the batteries. A bullet entering the body after passing though a li-ion battery is more poisonous, plus the batteries themselves are a fire risk (do not shoot is implicit in the 'do not penetrate' bit of the disclaimer).

    2. Re:HP stands behind their product by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not put them in the bottom of your boots? Odds are you wont get shot through there (unless you're prone and shot from behind, which shouldn't happen). Only risk is land mines, and if you step on one of those.. you're already not going to do too well.

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    3. Re:HP stands behind their product by Propagandhi · · Score: 1

      The real question here is "Would they stand underneath their products?" :)

    4. Re:HP stands behind their product by cvas · · Score: 1

      Why not put them in the bottom of your boots?

      Adding 1 pound of weight to your boots is the equivalent to adding 6.4 pounds to a backpack. So these batteries would have to weigh next to nothing or else they would be a serious detriment when considering all the other things a soldier has to carry as well.

    5. Re:HP stands behind their product by rfsayre · · Score: 3, Funny

      "HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

      Does HP make laptops? I was under the impression that their job was to send stickers to Taiwan.

  7. The question is... by bogaboga · · Score: 0, Troll
    ...: Which outsourcing company made the batteries? American workers cannot produce such "garbage."

    Guys, I think it's time to avoid non home made products. May be companies like HP will learn a thing or two. I am I asking for too much?

  8. Re:Chinese made garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't you see Roger and Me? American cars are all made in Mexico :p

  9. HP Recalls 135,000 Laptop Batteries by TarrySingh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and the recently fired 15000 employees!

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    1. Re: HP Recalls 135,000 Laptop Batteries by darkitecture · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they need the batteries to fuel their 15000-strong robot replacement workforce!

      I for one welcome our robotic HP overlords.

  10. Re:Chinese made garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Double insult - I stay in Detroit and help manufacture cars, dear insensitive clod.

  11. Are they sure? by gunpowda · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely.

    Notice it's 'buy' rather than 'use'! No wonder they can state it so definitely.

    1. Re:Are they sure? by XXIstCenturyBoy · · Score: 1

      From their FAQ:Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes.

      See they practicaly confessed that they knew about the batteries. They stand BEHIND their products!

    2. Re:Are they sure? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      HP fucked up. But then they admited it and are attempting to remedy the situation. I think they deserve some credit.

    3. Re:Are they sure? by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time there was a company that employed lots of good engineers and made lots of great products that worked reliably and well. They may not have been sexy curvy products with flashy packaging, in fact they were always rather boxy and solid and often came packaged like mail order porn in plain brown boxes, but they always did just what they were supposed to and they did it practically for ever.

      Then the company had some kind of nervous breakdown or something; a graduate in medievil studies who insisted on keeping a private hairdresser was named CEO. Lots of the good engineers were fired or quit in disgust when they saw what was going on. The company bought Compaq, which brought nothing but confusion to their products and added nothing of value, in fact the company had to fire lots more people as a result. In despair the company introduced a new slogan, "HP invent", which was sadly inaccurate, since what they had begun doing was not inventing at all, but sticking the once-respected HP name on cheap garbage from low-labor-cost countries. Many said the slogan should be "HP rebrand" but the marketing people didn't like that one much.

      Today someone suggested they deserved credit for admitting to one of their pathetic fuckups, and doing the minimum they thought might avoid lawsuits. I just laughed - it was either that or cry.

    4. Re:Are they sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly's long gone. Get over it.

  12. HP stands fully behind its products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    At a safe distance of 50-100 feet.

    1. Re:HP stands fully behind its products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With its bare ass facing toward you...

  13. Also from HP's FAQ by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: I don't speak Hindi, can I still call Tech Support?

    A: No.

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    1. Re:Also from HP's FAQ by drummerboy195 · · Score: 0

      I have had to call HP tech support twice in the course of owning my laptop. Both times I reached someone who said they were located in the Pacific Northwest, and sounded as if they were a native speaker. Now, that was a year or so ago by this point, so that might have changed, but my experience with HP tech support has been very positive, in contrast to every other tech support call I have ever made...

    2. Re:Also from HP's FAQ by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      HP outsources their tech support (at least for consumer-level products like laptops and desktops) so it's really random who / where you'll get. Usually it'll be Canada or India if you're calling from the States.

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  14. Rumor Mill by smvp6459 · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to someone on a compaq/linux list to which I subscribe:

    "Since there have been at least 16 incidences of batteries catching fire, HP
    will replace batteries with serial numbers beginning with GC, IA, L0 or L1.
    These include many batteries shipped with the HP/Compaq R3000, zv5000 and
    nx9105 models (my nx9105 had an 8 cell battery with a serial number starting
    with GC).

    http://www.hp.com/support/BatteryReplacement

    This again confirms that the batteries truly suck, at least the 8 cell ones.
    At least I'll get a new one."

  15. Safe to buy? by malraid · · Score: 1

    HP may be safe to buy, but not so safe to use!

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  16. Not a Bad Thing by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "From their FAQ: Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    The more cynical ones are going to dismiss this as just marketing BS but I'm glad HP is at willing to admit their mistake and rectify it. At least they're not trying to pull a Ford Pinto here. Even in the computer industry there are companies who would pretend there is no problem and hope it goes away. My laptop had a defective hard drive and when I called support they blamed it on the fact that I leave my computer on all the time (it wasn't IBM but a much smaller brand).

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  17. it burns, it burns! by dhallilama · · Score: 4, Funny

    notebook... usually in the lap... not a good place for it to be if the batts overheat and melt.... "honey, know all that money we were wasting on birth control? wont need it anymore...."

  18. Youch.. by slideroll · · Score: 2, Funny

    "HP fully stands behind the products it makes." That's because they've fused to their laps.

  19. I have one of these by beaverbrother · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So both my mom and sister have a Compaq Presario 2100, one of the affected models, but according to HP's site they don't have the issue thats being recalled. One of the computers recently died due to melting near the power supply. The other is like 150 degrees all the time, and has a battery pack that has bubbles of plastic from the melting and has had a number of labels melted off. So in what way do my computers not have overheating problems? I just spend $1500 on my sister's computer to replace it because it is no longer usable or fixable.

    1. Re:I have one of these by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      If the bubbles and melting is so obvious this should be a no-brainer.

      1. Take a photo
      2. Put the photo up on a webserver
      3. Post the URL as comment to this story on slashdot
      4. Mention the URL of that slashdot-comment in a friendly E-Mail to HP customer service

    2. Re:I have one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Or you could just call HP and tell them your battery is bubbling up from heat?

      They'll replace it.

  20. Once again, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1
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  21. Yawn by tktk · · Score: 3, Funny
    This has happened to companies so often now that it's only interesting news to the people affected. Let's think of a way to make it exciting.

    I suggest we start a betting pool and take bet on who's next and when.

  22. HP has the problem fixed? by slashbob22 · · Score: 1

    "The word unblowuppable is thrown around a lot these days, but I think I can say for certain that...

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  23. HP stands behind the products it makes? by Biotech9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    don't make me laugh.

    I am always fixing peoples PCs, I don't mind, most of the time it's drivers or spyware. I had a good friend come over two weeks ago with a Compaq presario 1000 (compaq now owned by HP and HP responsible for their products).

    The (slightly over 1 year old) laptop would not turn on. No response at all, when you hit the power, it made the tiniest of 'whirrs' and did nothing. So I guessed it was a broken Video card or bad ram. It was something I wasn't going to touch anyway. I decided just on a whim (while we waited for the kettle to boil) to google. Turns out this is a very common problem with this X1000 model. Compaq used over-clocked 9000 ATI cards driven as 9200s. They overheated and over time worked themselves out of the motherboard. A quick initial fix was to press the 67Y keys very hard. I did it, and the laptop booted.

    Problem is, this is not a repair, apparently the problem will repeat until that fix doesn't work. This occurred in Sweden, and in Sweden the law is if the problem is manufacturers, you have a 3 year guarantee. So my friend gets her cash back (to buy a powerbook or Toshiba on my recommendation). All the poor bastards in the US (who have a forum to complain about this issue) are out of luck, HP have ignored them. They sold mislabelled and unfit-for-purpose hardware and shafted their customers. Most of the comments I read about this (frankly terribly designed and ugly) laptop were all saying "never HP,never again".

    Hp are not the company they were 10 years ago.

    1. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by spisska · · Score: 2, Informative

      On a related note, I've seen three Compaqs fail in the last two or three months, and none were older than a year and a half. On my notebook (Compaq Evo N800c), the HDD failed I suspect from overheating because of the video card. On one Presario desktop, the HDD failed without any notice from a corrupt boot sector, and on another Presario desktop, the CPU fan and heatsink assembly just broke (cheap plastic clamps).

      I also found plenty of things inside the Presarios that just made me angry -- like the fact that there was an AGP circuit on the mobo but HP didn't put in a slot, and the fact that the case has a fan mount, but there's no 3-pin case fan connector on the mobo. That and the cheap CPU cooler assembly -- it's not an expensive part, but when it fails it can damage some very expensive parts.

      Shoddy design, corner-cutting, and hardware that really should last longer. You'll have to count me in the "never HP, never again" camp.

    2. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by GerbilSoft · · Score: 2

      (to buy a powerbook or Toshiba on my recommendation)

      I definitely would not recommend a Toshiba, after having my experience with the Satellite 5105. I had three problems that were covered under the first year warranty (motherboard died, power supply died, then the video card died), then the next year the hard drive died. A few weeks ago, the video card died again, and not only is it not under warranty, I can't find a replacement card at a decent price.

      To top it off, Toshiba was sued over the Satellite 5005 (the previous model) because of a hardware flaw that caused it to overheat constantly. A friend of mine has 3 of the 5005s, and managed to get $1500 as part of a class-action lawsuit.

      On the plus side, the 5105 has the best speakers I've ever heard in a laptop computer. I might just take the speakers and hack them into my next laptop. :)

    3. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > like the fact that there was an AGP circuit on the mobo but HP didn't put in a slot,

      FYI, Dell does the same thing. I was spitting mad when I first noticed it! Fortunately this was a work computer and not something I bought for myself, but still...

      Just re-emphasizes to me the need to build my own...

    4. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, I'd recommend ANYTHING over a Toshiba laptop. I'd trade mine against that one that needs it's 67Y keys pressed hard every so often - it would be more useful than this heavy pile of crap. And the GeForce2Go on it NEVER FUCKING WORKS with any drivers (WHQL certified or not, nVidia's or 3rd party, or from windows update's site, regardless of laptop-ready or not). Using any other driver severely cripples the video. The ONLY drivers that worked (I've tried over 40 versions!) were the 3 year old ones from HP's site. It's heavy like a brick, battery life very much sucks, the LCD has a very poor angle of view, it gets hot very quickly, it's picky on RAM... (We've got a couple dozen of those junkers at work too, and nobody likes them)

      My next laptop will be ANYTHING BUT a Toshiba!

    5. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by GerbilSoft · · Score: 1

      For the video driver problem, goto http://www.laptopvideo2go.com/ to download modified INFs that will correctly install later drivers for laptops. For the Toshiba problem, don't buy Toshiba. :)

      My next laptop's probably going to be an IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad T43 (or whatever's the latest in the T-series).

    6. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      On one Presario desktop, the HDD failed without any notice from a corrupt boot sector

      Really? What kind of notice would you like? "Your boot sector may or may not become damaged in the future but we don't know because we're not psychic."?

      Most of this is whining, every manufacturer does it. To not "cut corners" is to not stay profitable and lose sales. These may seem like 10 cent parts to you, and they are, but a simple 10 cent part over 10 million units just saved 1 million dollars. If you want protection buy extended warranties.

    7. Re:HP stands behind the products it makes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it is not the same company. Carly came in and started dismantling the company and Hurd will finish the job. Those lucky enough to to be eligible to get one of the Enhanced Early Retirement packages are leaving as quickly as they can. Those that are left will continue to suffer under the constant threat of layoff or reduction in benefits (my future pension was just hacked by 76% and I was made ineligible for retiree medical coverage; two items that caused me to join the company in the first place) or leave (that's my plan).

      As much as I'd like it to be otherwise, I'm afraid that Hewlett-Packard is dead and buried with its founders and has been replaced by the lower case initials "hp" which don't stand for anything.

  24. Melting battery is not too bad... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's better than an exploding battery. Especially if you're on an airplane. :P

    1. Re:Melting battery is not too bad... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      These are Lithium-Ion batteries. There's a fuse that kicks in at around 90C, which semi-permanently disables the battery long before it can melt.

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    2. Re:Melting battery is not too bad... by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      Unless they melt through the floor and the fuselage. Yay for thermite-powered batteries!

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    3. Re:Melting battery is not too bad... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Alien battery acid is illegal and very hard to find. ;)

  25. Re:Of course they stand behind the products... by Obsi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Brown goo that is.

  26. battery recalls becoming common by v1 · · Score: 1

    Apple has what, a half dozen active recalls on batteries? I know of two for the 15" albooks and one for the 12" albook that were recently put into effect. You don't see much in the way of other failure recalls though - it seems that if it doesn't light the computer on fire it's not going to get recalled. (comp makers don't seem to care about it just plain not working, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone and bait a lawsuit?) Maybe that's why we see battery recalls and not much of anything else. (though the ibooks have seen a very troublesome logic board recall for loss of video)

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  27. Compaq battery by salmonz · · Score: 1

    Back in August 2005 I bought a new Compaq Presario C2310CA laptop. It worked fine for a couple of days and then - battery broken. Good thing I bought a two year extended warranty from Staples because I can now get my laptop replaced on the spot instead of going through HP.

    They should recall the HP battery starting with serial # L.

  28. Hey that's me! by Zagar · · Score: 1

    Too bad the laptop is brand new, I could've made a good deal if it were a few years old (free new battery).

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    1. Re:Hey that's me! by sb_huey · · Score: 1

      Then again, you could also be impotent.

  29. context by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
    "From their FAQ: Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    It seems slightly harsh to quote from an FAQ that was in all likely-hood published before HP realised there was a problem with it's batteries. Unless of course the poster is implying that HP knew there was a problem and they intended to recall them all along...

    I say fair play at least they've 'owned up' so to speak and gone ahead with the recall. I would wager there's a lot of companies that would just wait for the batteries to melt and let the users report the fault directly, and then issue a replacement. Without making a big press release.

    Having said that, I wouldn't buy one :)

    1. Re:context by Barumpus · · Score: 1

      Well. From the way I read that line it is simple. HP did not make the battery. They make the notebook itself and have an outisde source do the battery. They also state that the battery issue will not effect the notebook which will still run under power from the cord. I see nothing wrong with them standing behind the notebooks they make. I am glad they are willing to recall the batteries. I am just puzzled why the manufacturing company is not posting anything about the problem and directing owners to HP.

    2. Re:context by nametaken · · Score: 1


      Agreed. I never have a problem with voluntary recalls. I can't think of a laptop manufacturer that hasn't shipped defective equipment... some do it all the time (*cough*sony*cough).

  30. Slashdoting the site wont help anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been trying to file my claim for a few days but different news sites keep linking this and hosing hp's server. From the looks of it I wont be able to file on the weekend either you insensitive clod.

  31. Re:Chinese made garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, saying China is 3rd world and that they produce rubbish is not an insensitive,
    over-generalised statement?

  32. Good to me by linuxgeek666 · · Score: 0

    I just bought a Pavilion zd8110 two months ago and the only problem I've had with it is one day the screen just turned off and the laptop froze. It would not reboot. But, HP was more than helpful trying to troubleshoot and thanks to my warranty, send it to them to fix or replace. Even though they need to get people that speak english to do support, the people were very polite and wanted to help. I can't complain really. Even with that, I am still very happy with HP. Give them a break.

  33. Kyun? by vistic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well... all I can say to that is...

    Kyun aap hindi bol sakte nahin hain?

    Eh? Answer me that... kyun? KYUN !?

    1. Re:Kyun? by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Kyonki aap shudh Hindi mein varta nahi kar rahe hain. Aapne poonchna chaiye "Aap Hindi me varta kyon nahin kar sakte hain?"

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  34. Good! by j235 · · Score: 1

    I for one am glad about this. Bought an r3000 last year and the battery has gone from about 3 hours at full blast brightness to about 1.5, probably due to the terrible plug design (it always falls out... always)
    Can't wait to get a new one.

    1. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what I thought when I saw the news. I've got the same machine and similar problems, but according to the site, my battery isn't included in this...

      Guess I'm out of luck. :(

  35. People want laptops, but don't know why by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Its time for a rant!
    Laptops have always been popular, but over the past year or so, they have become very popular, especially among people who are more consumer technology oriented than computer oriented.
    I know that lots of people use and need their laptops. Some people have jobs as field engineers, etc. If I was one of these people, and I knew all of what I was getting into, I would have a laptop. But lots of people think they "NEED" a laptop so that they can check their e-Mail in the coffee shop.
    So when people ask me about laptops, I ask them: "So, if you have a laptop, and its powersupply, battery, screen (or other such part) breaks, what are you going to do?". They usually answer that they don't know, and I say I don't know either, but it is perhaps something to think about before you spend 1,000 dollars on a sexy accesory.
    Many parts of laptops, especially the battery and power supply, seem to be prone to failure, and unlike a normal computer, these parts are not interchangable (part of the reason for this is that many people don't realize that computers parts are interchangable, but think that their computer has a special "Dell" Hard Drive), so if you have a three year old computer with a dead or broken battery, you are going to spend a lot of time on e-Bay and a lot of money to replace it.
    Go, Fellow Geeks, and warn your less weary brethern of the true costs of buying a laptop.

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    1. Re:People want laptops, but don't know why by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      "So, if you have a laptop, and its powersupply, battery, screen (or other such part) breaks, what are you going to do?"

      The same thing I'm going to do when my desktop has a problem: switch to a backup computer until it gets fixed.

    2. Re:People want laptops, but don't know why by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      How are you going to fix it?
      Sure, there are people with the financial resources and job neccesity to have a back-up laptop. I am not saying they are for everyone.
      But consider the cost and time of replacing a laptop keyboard and a desktop keyboard. I can buy a desktop keyboard for 50 cents. How would someone find a replacement laptop keyboard? For your specific model and year?
      I guess if you have the financial resources to just have numerous back up laptops, and to fix them when they break, you can do that. But then, aren't you too busy relaxing in the hottub in the back of your limo, anyway?

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    3. Re:People want laptops, but don't know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to feel the same way. Then I realised, "Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with people wanting to tote their computers to the coffee shop, or wherever." That's what laptops are for, portability, and who am I to tell people they shouldn't get what they want?

      Now, they SHOULD know that hardware maintenance on a lappy is more difficult and costly, but I think they probably assume that when they see the pricetags on laptops compared to desktops. From there on out, its their call.

    4. Re:People want laptops, but don't know why by wrf3 · · Score: 1

      How are you going to fix it?

      Depends on what is wrong. At worst, send it out for a 24-hour turnaround repair. Note that I've had desktop equipment that has taken longer to repair than my laptop.

      Sure, there are people with the financial resources and job neccesity to have a back-up laptop.

      Who says a backup laptop is needed? I can use a desktop in time of need.

      I guess if you have the financial resources to just have numerous back up laptops, and to fix them when they break, you can do that.

      I have my one laptop. But my wife has a desktop at home that I can use; and I have two desktops at work that I can use.

      But then, aren't you too busy relaxing in the hottub in the back of your limo, anyway?

      Not with two children in college.

  36. HP and defects by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems that the defect has to be potentially life-threatening for HP to react. I have an HP ZD7000 laptop. There is a known fault in something to do with the RAM controller wherein - if you have the secondary RAM slot filled - the laptop will reboot or shutdown spontaneously in instances of applications that have heavy memory usage (I'm assuming those that have requirements of memory from both slots). Generally the problems have been noticed in photoshop, but I've had them occur in GIMP or some games. Others have been experiencing the same problems. Adobe has a warning on this.

    So I've contacted HP technical support about this. I've talked on the phone, and then by email. The representative from HP assured me that no such issue existed, and we back-and-forthed for awhile. Eventually, I found this article on HP's own website. When I emailed it to the HP rep, he prompted stopped answering my emails.


    Maybe if my battery had exploded I would have gotten better support from HP, but it seems it has to be a big issue for them to do anything about it.

    "HP fully stands behind the products it makes?" Maybe, but only when it looks like it might lose them money due to lawsuits or poses a health risk.

  37. Machine gun creater sites same claim by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    "Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    Thats what the guy who created machine guns said. Lucky bastard wasn't the one standing in front of one when it went off......

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  38. HP notebook battery question - indicator on side? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    I have recently had problems with my HP notebook battery and that caused me to take a close look at it. Unfortunately, it's not one of the batteries listed in the article, so I guess no replacement for me. But I noticed on the side of the battery what seems to be some sort of indicator system. It looks like a finger icon and 5 small spots, perhaps LEDs, on the side of the battery. But the way the battery is mounted these spots cannot be seen when the battery is in place, and they don't light or do anything when the battery is removed. I was hoping that the finger icon was some sort of pressure sensitive switch, but that does not seem to be the case. Does anyone know how this thing on the HP lithium ion battery is used?

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  39. Of course... by efuseekay · · Score: 1


    But Compaq doesn't! /me ducks /me owns a HP NX5000 laptop.

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  40. Not always Interchangeable parts in Desktops by Vandil+X · · Score: 2, Informative
    Many parts of laptops, especially the battery and power supply, seem to be prone to failure, and unlike a normal computer, these parts are not interchangable (part of the reason for this is that many people don't realize that computers parts are interchangable, but think that their computer has a special "Dell" Hard Drive), so if you have a three year old computer with a dead or broken battery, you are going to spend a lot of time on e-Bay and a lot of money to replace it.
    As a sysadmin, I've opened up plenty of new & old Dell desktop computers and found proprietary power supplies, CPU sockets, and (obviously) the motherboard. It's not like you can stop by CompUSA or Fry's and pick up replacements. This is also shared among notebook computers and servers.

    Things like RAM modules and hard disks are certainly standardized parts and replaceable on all three types of computers.

    The key to owning any computer, portable or not, is that if you aren't personally equipped to service the machine yourself, purchase the extended warranty plan. Dell offers 3 year warranties for an extra cost. Apple does the same with AppleCare.
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  41. Feel free to roast the top nuts.. by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    HP Corporate Office.

    1501 Page Mill Road
    Palo Alto, California 94304

    1-650-857-1501

    Work the channels and the chain of command so that they will have a paper trail to go back on so that they can at least attempt to remedy the situation.

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  42. HP owner of 2 laptops by linzeal · · Score: 1

    I have gone through 2 laptops since when I started school 2 years ago. Both HP, one a replacement for the original which died due to electronical noise from the 60 year old wiring in this 110 year old Victorian house but the second one has been sent back 2 times as well. Frankly I think I'm just going to buy either the cheapest slave made laptop or splurge a wad on a toughbook. My geologist friend swears by his, he has taken the thing to the far reaches of the Earth without a problem.

    1. Re:HP owner of 2 laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your computer died from electrical noise (never heard of electronical noise before) then that should be a warranty issue. Electromagnetic Compatibility/Compliance (chose yout acronym) requires that modern devices (with the CE, FCC, Ctick etc) deal with transients and so forth. If a power supply died then that is a poor design.

      The only thing that I think that old wiring would do is give momentary outages if there was a loose connection. Old wiring is probably better than new wiring as there would be more copper put in. Current standards in Australia at least are quite inferior to the old wiring rules (when it comes down to sq.mm per amp). Saves money for the contractors though!

  43. WHOA! by dexomn · · Score: 1

    >>From their FAQ: Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    HP started making Mitac and Compal laptops?!?!? Wow! HP is bigger than I thought! I guess they must be if their printer ink is the most valuable fluid on earth. =/

  44. Re:HP notebook battery question - indicator on sid by Arghdee · · Score: 1

    It's a power meter for the battery. Push the button and the LEDs light showing the level of charge in the battery.

    Mine works fine.

    Pity the rest of the Compaq laptop is average - serves me right for buying a laptop with a desktop CPU in it.

    Performance is great, the heat and battery life are not.
    The LCD panel however seems to be quite decent - certainly haven't had an issue with image quality.

    Presario 2594AG here..

  45. Re:HP notebook battery question - indicator on sid by ParisTG · · Score: 1

    The finger icon is a button. When you press it, the LEDs will show you an approximate state of charge for the batteries. Its meant to be used when you have more than one battery, and want to check the state of charge without having to plug it into your computer.

    Pressing the finger button should enable the LEDs. If it does not, maybe you aren't hitting it hard enough, or in the right spot, or maybe it got damaged in some way. All I can say is that mine works :).

    Hope this helped.

  46. More models affected? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this is a more wide-spread problem. I bought the cheapest Compaq Presario that was on the market back in May of 2003 (which, in hindsight, was a horrible horrible idea, and I'm still using it as my main computer now.) Part of the deal when I bought it was that I got a free second battery (which, at the time, cost $120.)

    Mid 2004 I started noticing that every once in a while my battery, while charging, would overheat. I would have to remove it from the battery compartment to allow both it and the laptop itself to cool off. This was rare back then, and after a few times I labeled one of the batteries (they were the same type/model) so I could determine which one was having the problem. I finally figured out that only one of them was doing it.

    Late 2004 (when it was becoming more frequent) I figured out that the battery started to overheat as the charge approached 100% (the speed at which it did seemed to vary with how much charge was still at the battery when it started charging.) Removing the battery once it started to heat and putting it back in after it cooled allowed it to finish charging (and once it was done charging, it could be left alone with no heating problems.) However, by this point, the battery life was cut from 3.5 hours to about 2.

    Another odd reaction was that once the battery got to a certain point, the laptop stopped recognizing it altogether (flashing orange light, indicating no battery in the slot, no charge icon in Windows.)

    I finally broke down in March of this year and e-mailed HP. Their reply was something with the BIOS, and included a few other steps for testing. I haven't done them yet, as I can monitor the battery and keep it from overheating, and it still works (albeight with a shorted life span.) It hasn't melted anything (yet), though there have been some temporary burns.

    It seems to me that this overheating problem may be affecting a larger base of people than the article claims. I don't have a bar code on either battery, and the model is f4809a. If you have a Presario (my model is the 2190), I encourage you to watch it while it's charging, especially if you carry it around with you a lot.

  47. X1000 Affected or not? by Tim+U. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The CPSC site lists the X1000 model as affected by the recall, but the HP site does not.

    Are they trying to screw X1000 owners out of replacement batteries, or did they discover the X1000 battery packs are not effected?

    I guess I'll have to wait till Monday to call and find out.

  48. Re:HP notebook battery question - indicator on sid by Khyber · · Score: 1

    The 5 LED on the side is the power meter on the battery. the button you press should tell you the charge on it. If they don't light up, the meter's busted. *holds his battery in his hand and presses the button, still 80% after 4 months of no usage in any other computer*

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  49. Confusing Language in Recall by ScaryFroMan · · Score: 0
    Like my subject says, it's a bit confusing to me. I'm using a zv6000 (not on the list) with a battery starting with GC (on the list), which came with the computer a couple weeks ago.

    anyone know anything about this?

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  50. Smoking computers (and captcha) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I might have been one of the people who spurred the recall. Back in Dec 2004, my HP Pavilion actually started smoking.

    (by the way, the Captcha for my making this comment is "puberty." Isn't that odd?

  51. Are the crazy mac zealots.... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

    Are the crazy mac zealots going to get upset over this? It seems like this is just another case of those darn Wintel companies *copying* a Macintosh feature--the exploding battery!

  52. There's a reason they hate Apple. by cleved · · Score: 1

    For those of you who recall (pun fully intended), the difference between HP and Apple is that HP owns up to its mistakes and issues a recall where, instead of a mere switch-around of defective products, they actually mail you a new one. Apple's policy, as I implied, is not so forthright.

  53. Re:Chinese made garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Detroit does not make garbage...if you wipe detroit and its industries completely off the map, those things you drive...uhhh those things they called vehicles? Gone. Detriot doesn't get enough credit for what it does, sure kilpatrick is a horrible mayor, but people just need to learn to get on with their lives (and learn to privatize the city buisness deals to get us outta debt)

  54. I have the f4809a/f4812a by freeweed · · Score: 1

    I bought my ze4200 back in April 2003. Best computer I've ever owned, incidentally (full Linux support on everything), except for the lack of USB 2. Oh well, at least it has firewire.

    Anyway, just pulled my battery out to check on this recall, and yeah, not covered. However, I've never experienced any issues with overheating at all. I use it almost 99% of the time plugged in, as I'm not often far from a power outlet, so it doesn't often have a chance to lose charge. It still holds a 2+ hour charge, which is what it did originally (basically a full-length movie). It may be a bit less now but 10-20% tops.

    Mind sharing what HP told you re: the BIOS etc? I was a bit disappointed that my battery wasn't covered by this recall (hey, FREE NEW BATTERY!), but still... maybe mine is set up differently.. HP vs Compaq etc. The bar code on mine is 2003/02/05a62202, btw.

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    1. Re:I have the f4809a/f4812a by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      They basically said that it may be due to an incompatibilty and gave me a link to update the BIOS for the notebook. Like I said, I never did it, so I don't know if that would actually take care of the problem or not.

  55. we had two melt on us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a college that uses about 2500 compaq/hp laptops and we have has one or two of these batteries overheat and "melt down" on us. In one of them it had caused the system board to break also. There are not many laptops with these batteries but we are replaceing them too.

  56. Recall by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I have a Compaq Presario 2108CL laptop but they said my L1xxxxx battery wasn't part of the recall. I'm going to have to check with their support just to make resure. It would be nice to get a new battery.

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  57. Do not use!!!!!!!!! by Keith+McClary · · Score: 1
  58. Who's the battery manufacturer? by tedric · · Score: 1

    I was the "victim" of a similar recall for the battery of my wife's Fujitsu Siemens notebook earlier this year. These battery recalls happen an awful lot of time lately and I would like to ask: who is the battery manufacturer? I know IBM, Fujitsu Siemens, Acer, etc. don't produce their models themselves but make the design and outsource the production.

    I just want to point out that the several parts of a notebook are produced by different vendors, like the video card in my ThinkPad is from ATI, the DVD/CD-RW from Matsushita, and so on. So maybe we shouldn't blame HP here alone, but also the producer of the battery. In any case HP (and in my case Fujitsu Siemens) is responsible for bad QA here.

  59. Re:Kyon? by vistic · · Score: 1

    Mein soch rahaa hun, ki mein achaa kiyaa. Mein american hun, aur sirf hindi sikhaa kyonki mera desi ex-bf tha.

  60. Re:Kyon? by dodobh · · Score: 1

    Yadi Hindi appki martubhasha nahin hain, to aap Hindi aachhe bol lete hain. Parantu aap vichar Angrezi mein karte hain, aur usi tarah likhte hain. Hindi aur Angrezi ki vyakya-rachna thodi alag hain. Hindi aur French ki vyakya rachna ek saman hain.

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  61. weird, very weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    incredible coincidence? my hp pavilion battery has gone bad today

  62. Re:OMGOSH FP by fm6 · · Score: 1

    I call sloppy moderation. That's an "offtopic", not a "troll"!