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Tier One ISPs Dying

xbmodder writes "Two tier one ISPs are down today. At about 23:30PST both Verio and Level 3 starting having problems with routes. According to Level 3 this is a software upgrade gone awry. Is this the end for Level 3?" Many, many reports about this are coming in, and if you're wondering why the stories were rather sparse overnight, it's because it's difficult to post them without internet access. Hope everyone else is back online too.

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  1. Could be good by sdo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe I'll get some work done today for a change.

    -S

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  2. Flicker by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there a term for this kind of intermittant site inaccessability due to Internet outage -- not the user or the server being offline, but the Internet failing?

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    1. Re:Flicker by Cerberus7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it's called an "Oops!" Now somebody needs to make an acronym for this type of event using those letters. The two "O"s next to each other are giving me a hard time.

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    2. Re:Flicker by aamcf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Online to Offline Provisioning Situation?

    3. Re:Flicker by aamcf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I think calling it an Online to Offline Provisioning Suituation in the Internet Environment would be better - "Call the engineers, there's been an OOPSIE!".

    4. Re:Flicker by Ando[evilmedic] · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kill yourself.

    5. Re:Flicker by aamcf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, I had that nerve cluster removed because of a war wound.

    6. Re:Flicker by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno, but for the first time ever, thousands of users were correct when they called tech support to claim that "the internet is broken."

  3. Outtage Explained by MMyers5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's nice to see something explaining why I was paged at 2:30am. And now, to whom from Level3 do I send my bill?

  4. Call me silly? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 3, Funny

    But what is a tier 1 ISP?

    Is that like a bandwidth wholesaler or something?

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  5. About a quarter of the people i know lost internet by packeteer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Today i was playing world of warcraft and on our raid about 25% of my guild mates lost their internet on and off. Other than that the lag was higher than normal but i wondered what the hell was going on. Anyway we still pwn some dragons in BWL :)

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  6. The BSD trolls were right! by 1337+Apple+Zealot · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yep the BSD trolls about BSD is dying are coming true, it is obvious that the ISPs were using BSD, and therefore the internet is dying.

  7. Re:it's difficult to post them without internet ac by EvanED · · Score: 1, Funny

    I prefer carrier pigeons.

  8. Tier 1's dying? OMG! by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1, Funny

    Has Netcraft confirmed this?

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  9. This just in... by mtec · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
    Tier One

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  10. TEOTWAWKI by D4C5CE · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is there a term for this kind of intermittant site inaccessability due to Internet outage -- not the user or the server being offline, but the Internet failing?
    Yes. Domesday as predicted in the ancient scrolls. In this day and age it is commonly called The End of the World as We Know It.
    1. Re:TEOTWAWKI by Ripp · · Score: 5, Funny

      The End of the World as We Know It.

      Sure, but I feel fine.

      *shrug*

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    2. Re:TEOTWAWKI by Lucractius · · Score: 3, Funny

      *calls the RIAA for stealing a line from a song*
      SICK HIM!!!

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  11. /.'ed by connah0047 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey look, we slashdotted Level 3!

  12. Link in the article by Alphabet+Pal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I notice the article links back to Slashdot... I wonder is Slashdot is going to get BoingBoing'ed?

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  13. History of this? by jasongetsdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this the first time this has happened? Is it too early to start talking about re-thinking the way this is put together?

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  14. Is the Internet Down? by PortWineBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why couldn't this have happened during my business day? For just once when a user calls and asks "is the internet down?" I'd like to be able to say "actually, yes, it is."

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  15. Re:Showing solid green now. by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess they decided not to go out of business today afterall. Imagine that.

  16. Re:huh?? by John+Nowak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you get it? They deleted the internet!!

  17. Re:Non event... for now by Quixadhal · · Score: 4, Funny
    You better hope no one destroys MAE-EAST or we'll have a live example of what ife without the Internet is like.

    Yeah, I remember life before the internet. I used to read books, watch TV, and even occasionally go outside under that big yellow face.

    *shiver*

  18. shea right more like the CIA is "upgrading" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    More like the CIA is upgrading their equipment.

  19. Over 100 comments so far.... by mblase · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and not one Netcraft joke?

  20. Netcraft conferms it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This joke is dead.

  21. Re:Non event... for now by scribblej · · Score: 2, Funny

    or we'll have a live example of what ife without the Internet is like.

    Way to remind the rest of us we're old, young whipper-snapper!

    Why in my day, we didn't have the Internet! You'd have to carry your packets to your neighbor's house so he could copy them to his computer, and that was networking. Of course without the Internet, we didn't have IP, we only had P. Thus the phrase, "I'm going to go take a P" -- as in "I'm going to take this data to my friend's house."

    See, I bet they didn't teach you that in school. We old people know things!

  22. Re:Looks good now... by afd8856 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First you fail to create a good link, and then that link goes to a login screen? Your link posting rights have been removed.

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  23. Re:Isn't God trying to tell us something? by erlenic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, that's exactly what this is. You better curl up into the fetal position in the corner and start crying.

  24. Microsoft? by Frankie70 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there any way we can blame Microsoft for this?
    Were they upgrading to one of the Beta builds of Windows Vista Home Edition?

  25. Re:I noticed it. by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is like the 21st century equivalent to pulling the fire alarm in school in order to get out of taking a test.

    I can't take the test, professor. The sites with the study guides were Slashdotted this morning!

    You deserve an A for shrewdness.

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  26. You insensitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not back online

  27. Re:What is this about? by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 2, Funny
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  28. Re:FFS, what a fucking dreadful summary by gimple · · Score: 2, Funny
    Worst.Story.EVER.

    "Like anyone can ever know that Napoleon."

  29. X is Dying by Christianfreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Glad to see that Tier 1 ISPs are joing the ranks of BSD and Apple.

  30. Re:Tier 1's dying? OMG! by hoborocks · · Score: 3, Funny
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  31. Re:Non event... for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    even occasionally go outside under that big yellow face.

    No! Not... The Big Blue Room!

  32. As a sophisticated veteran Windows user... by mindaktiviti · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could easily fix this problem. I would just restore it from the Recycle Bin.

  33. Re:Non event... for now by Scott7477 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some people call it the "scareball"....

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  34. Re:Non event... for now by bitflip · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fool! Its not a big yellow face!

    THE MOON IS ON FIRE!!!!

  35. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  36. Not me, man! by zrk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got the DTs(delerium telnets) from not getting my fix last night...

  37. Re:Non event... for now by Hell+O'World · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's no moon...

  38. Re:Yep My ISP went wrong by gooberguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    No you idiot, it's because we block you on sight.

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  39. Re:Looks good now... by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't blame him! This was a software upgrade gone awry.

  40. Re:FFS, what a fucking dreadful summary by darrylo · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Tier One ISPs dying" indeed. Worst. Story. EVER.

    Come on, this is SlashDot.

    It should be:

    "Tier One ISPs dying" indeed. \/\/0rst. 570ry. EVAR.
  41. Re:Clarification by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course this leads to Frapping which is the process of getting an iced drink at the Starbucks down the street, waiting for your packets to arrive.

  42. Re:Clarification by NelsonM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember kids, if you're going to Google "flapping," please don't forget the letter L like I just did.

    Although my brain was rapidly cycling between two invalid states after looking that up.