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Meet the Man Who Will Save the Internet

UltimaGuy writes to tell us The Register is running an interesting piece about Masood Khan, chairman of the sub-committee that is takling many of the difficult questions about internet governance. Mr. Khan has been able to draw enormous respect for many of the participatory nations and seems to have a very direct style of management. From the article: "I would encourage you all not to focus on general themes of internet governance but instead go to the heart of the matter," were Khan's opening words. And then he listed them. "The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders."

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  1. Cant.... Resist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Khaaaan!

    There, now that I got that out of the way we can have a decent discussion here!

    1. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders."

      Speaking of words to make fun of, I read that as the paragon of competition against all skateboarders.

      I've never even played a Tony Hawk game, but then I have slept late for about a week so far...

    2. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by cnerd2025 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kirk: "Genesis, what's that??"
      Khan: "No you fool, the internet is what I want. aside By the way, give me all Genesis related information too..."

    3. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by GIL_Dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm lauging at the superior intellect...

    4. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice!... for some reason, when I clicked that link, my dog went crazy howling at the sound. (Clearly, my dog should be in casting.)

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    5. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's going to save the internet by assisting with getting all the regulators and governments to "cooperate" together on it? How is that a good thing? That's like asking if you want a shit sandwhich or a piss cola. How about NO regulation or governance like the last few decades (essentially)?

      The only thing worse than 161 governments trying to fight each other for "control of the internet" is 161 governments cooperating to "control the internet".

    6. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try this KHAN!

    7. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go back to the original series, there's a better quote from Khan himself: "We offered the world... order ."

    8. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly.

      If this guy actually got 161 governments to sit down and actually work together on something, I would be deeply, deeply concerned. Given that the average government official is probably in bed with so many different corporations and special interests (and it might not even be illegal or frowned upon in their countries, so it's not like we have much recourse) anything that they'd sit down and turn out is ultimately going to be terrible for users.

      In my more morose moods I have this feeling that I'm going to some day be sitting around and telling my grandkids about how the Internet used to be, back in those wild, turn-of-the-century days, before everything was regulated and monitored to death; in the same way that I remember him telling me once about a time when you could buy a car and drive it around without a license to do so, or bolting a metal identification plate onto the bumper.

      Governments are a sophisticated protection racket. You trade them some freedoms, in return they offer you some protection against our more cruel and brutish impulses and in theory allow us to live more pleasant lives. But with the Internet, there's currently nothing that we need protecting from and if we allow it to be regulated, we will have just given something away for nothing -- and it's not something we're ever likely to get back.

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    9. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by OxygenPenguin · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I feel exactly the same way. I, too, fear that I will take the fond memory of an open Internet system to the grave with me and my generation. That the machinations of controls that are already in place will take away from freedom from us once and for all.

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    10. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      It sounds like marketing MBA hype-speak .

      What they need is a team of top flight CCIE's that also have
      the high end network design cert, AND a SONET/ATM telecom team
      of experts .

      Between the Telco ppl and the network ppl, as they often do not master
      both sides of the fence, they should be able to sort it out .

      A real time world wide traffic analysis tool would really help
      too , so bottlenecks could be flagged , and then those corps
      that are too cheap to upgrade them can be helped by the other
      corps effected by said bottleneck .

      Ex-MislTech

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    11. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what's that got to do with anything?

      This isn't about making the internet more efficient or maintaining it on a "hardware/performance" level. They're talking about saving the internet on a political, fascist, dominant, posessive, controlling level.

      I sincerely doubt discussion on protocols or anything that doesn't involve legislation itself and regulation came into play.

    12. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Governments are a sophisticated protection racket. You trade them some freedoms, in return they offer you some protection against our more cruel and brutish impulses and in theory allow us to live more pleasant lives. But with the Internet, there's currently nothing that we need protecting from and if we allow it to be regulated, we will have just given something away for nothing -- and it's not something we're ever likely to get back.



      That's not entirely true. There is crime on the Internet. If you get scammed by someone over the Internet (and it doesn't necessarily have to be someone from an obscure ex-soviet country or from China, it can happen anywhere), won't you expect the police to do something about it? Sure, perhaps your bank will reimburse you, but should they go unknown and unpunished, and keep ripping people off? Tracking down and catching Internet criminals takes time and international cooperation.

      There's good and there's bad in policing the Internet. I guess the only solution is to let "them" do it, but jump up in arms at their throat the second it looks like human rights are trampled. I know it's probably just fantasy, but if the White House lawn would fill up with thousands of angry citizens every time they don't like something, perhaps the .gov would be a little more cautios about these things.
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    13. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Wellspring · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A heavy burden of regulation is just what we need to quash everyone but the big companies and governments that can afford to follow them. Of course, that's a good thing from most of these countries' point of view. Their biggest issue isn't that the US has control in some kind of abstract official sort of way. It's that they want to police the internet for crime.

      In many of these nations' cases, "crime" means political or religious dissent. There's a reason that Iran and China have lobbied so hard on this issue.

      As it stands now, you can get an IP address and a domain name regardless of your political leanings. That doesn't have to be the case. America officially "controls" the system, but that control mostly consists of preventing anyone else from doing anything to restrict free use of the net. All it takes for this online freedom to go away is for us to compromise a little. And then next year, a little more...

      So if you think that this guy is going to save the internet, then I have news for you-- how nice or friendly or telegenic a person is has nothing to do with whether you should be supporting them.

    14. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. There is crime on the Internet. If you get scammed by someone over the Internet (and it doesn't necessarily have to be someone from an obscure ex-soviet country or from China, it can happen anywhere), won't you expect the police to do something about it? Sure, perhaps your bank will reimburse you, but should they go unknown and unpunished, and keep ripping people off? Tracking down and catching Internet criminals takes time and international cooperation.
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      While there is some distinction between crime on the internet and crime on the streets or on the telephone, none of that should affect or be affected by DNS. Fraud offline is fraud online. Identity theft happens on and off the net. The crime is the same, even if the method of communication is different.

      The closest there is to an "internet only" crime would be DOSing. And, as long as there is only 1 popular DNS, trademarked domain disputes.

      Anything else is probably already covered under A) regular meatspace crime laws or B) already national computer crime.

      Although I'm probably missing something, but how many crimes can be commited online that are impossible to commit IRL and aren't already covered by non-Internet computer crime laws(ie, illegal access, viruses, etc)?

    15. Re:Cant.... Resist.... by Castar · · Score: 1

      if we allow it to be regulated, we will have just given something away for nothing -- and it's not something we're ever likely to get back.

      I'm wondering about that. It seems like there could be enough technological advancement, plus a large enough number of independent-minded geeks, that some form of "darknet" might be able to always exist. Essentially, using the fact that technology advances will always move faster than bureaucracy.

      The one problem I can see is that corporations are the ones making most of the technological advances (because they have the fab plants and R&D labs), and they can be regulated much more easily than your average basement geek.

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  2. Save or enslave? by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And yet despite hundreds of hours of talks, three preparatory meetings and a world summit, there is only one thing that the world's governments can agree on:

    That the governments of the world have the least knowledge in how to save anything, and the World Government is even worse.

    the internet is five days away from total collapse as governments are finally forced into a corner and told to agree on a framework for future Internet governance.

    Bull. Shit.

    The Internet is not one procedure to distribute information. It is HTML, DNS, BitTorrent, even Real Audio. None of these standards are government regulated, they're free market regulated. The users, en masse, decide what format will succeed. The only change government entices is when a popular company gets sued out of sight (Grokster, etc).

    Standards will rise and fall faster than any government can rule on changes. Old standards literally DIE. Old laws come back to be unearthed by future tyrants

    there is a very real risk that an enormous political argument resulting in lifelong ill-will centred around the internet could developed unchecked at the WSIS Summit.

    Good. Nothing makes me happier than multiple governments grabbing the rulers, dropping their pants, and realizing none have anything to measure.

    how the world will deal with issues such as spam and cybercrime.

    Let every ISP decide. The competition will allow the creation of new ways to excel.

    Masood Khan has turned what could easily have become a bar-room brawl into a gradual formation of agreement.

    One politician breathing hot air to others, putting all into a head nodding "we can all control our citizens equally" concert.

    Having chaired dozens of meetings as a careful and unthreatening facilitator, Mr Khan saw his chance and went for it.

    "We are from the government and we're here to help you."

    "The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders."

    "We will share in the control of deviants. The word 'deviant' can be redefined at any member's whim."

    If there is a split, it will not make the final agreement. Where there is no agreement, the effort will have to be to convince each other."

    Meaning that they will generalize everything in vague definitions easily adjusted to their situation.

    Four hours later they came back to the official meetings with nothing. Khan suspended the meeting and told them to go back and do it again.

    True of any governing body. They have no clue what to control next, but surely there must be more taxes, regulations and restrictions added to the lawbooks. None to help their crony friends either, I'm sure.

    Twice, governments tried to stall the whole approach by asking what official standing the document they were creating would have - an age-old diplomatic trick. Mr Khan brushed it aside: "Just wait."

    "Why do you have to probe my ass, officer?"

    "Just wait."

    It is far from over but when the agreed text on how the internet should be run and by whom appears in front of the World Summit and is approved on Friday, it most certainly won't be perfect

    And this is what we need? Imperfection in an international law? I'd rather see imperfection in thousands of ISPs and be able to choose what is least perfect to me.

    The U.N. is the worst government in the world, so large that no one is safe, so large that no one has a voice and so large that revolt and rebuilding is impossible.

    1. Re:Save or enslave? by Rams�s+Morales · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks.

      This whole internet governance is just an excuse to provide a framework for censorship. Besides that it will also destroy innovation and research.

      The current system is not perfect, but it sure is better than whatever they want to achieve.

    2. Re:Save or enslave? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Sure, why not? I get almost zero spam even though I publicly display my e-mail address on forums.

      Better than a "one-size-fits all" regulation.

    3. Re:Save or enslave? by MBraynard · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Thanks for saving me the trouble of posting much the same thing. I found one sentence in the story particularly amusing:

      He was chosen as chair of Sub-Committee A during the WSIS process, and his remit includes all the most difficult and contentious elements - not just internet governance but also how the world will deal with issues such as spam and cybercrime

      How can an organization for whom a majority of their members are cruel tyranical criminals deal with 'crime' much less harmless things like spam.

      The ultimate goal is an extra-planetary internet. Impervious to interference, completely free, and unregulatable. What Teledesic was suppose to be.

    4. Re:Save or enslave? by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This whole internet governance is just an excuse to provide a framework for censorship. Besides that it will also destroy innovation and research.

      Don't forget taxes. The UN wants the power to tax things so it can pursue income redistribution. Why does the UN want to redistribute income? Because without money flowing through the UN there is nothing to steal.

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    5. Re:Save or enslave? by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 0, Troll

      yeah, already started with not allowing .xxx :(

    6. Re:Save or enslave? by Empty+Yo · · Score: 1
      I'll trade government waste and nepotism any day for corporate governance, where the almight buck is the ultimate determiner. The next time you think the government is so terrible, walk out to your car and go for a drive. Put on that seatbelt mandated by law, drive on those standardized roads in a vehicle mandated to meet safety regulations and thank your lucky stars that zealots like Nader and the government got together to force automobile manufacturers to build safer vehicles. Otherwise, we'd be stuck with endless iterations of the Pinto. Recalls are expensive, funerals are cheap.

      The standard which the Internet is based on, IP, was created by the DARPA project - yes, a government project - and the Internet wouldn't exist as we know it without that standard being the rock that everyone else built their whiz-bang toys upon. It was created without market influence, away from public scrutiny or input, and was decided upon by people with a very firm forward vision of a network that anyone could use.

      If you let the market decide, then you end up with consumer electronics, with six methods of running video (coax, composite, S-Video, component, DVI and HDMI), five methods of running audio (coax, composite, digital coax, SPDIF, HDMI), several incompatible international standards for both digital and analog video, several incompatible standards for digital audio and almost innumerable storage media to choose from. Even when they all get on the same page (HDTV), they still can't agree on what to do and end up with a dozen digital TV iterations. What a joke. Give me the UN and the global telephone system (which it governs) over that mess any day.

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    7. Re:Save or enslave? by Toloran · · Score: 1

      Actually, i believe the League of Nations was marginally worse.

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    8. Re:Save or enslave? by Arandir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When the world's biggest free speech violators are behind the push to bring the Internet under UN control, I get very suspicious of their motives. Especially since the the system they want to replace is the US's hands-off policy. Do you really want to give China hands-on control of the Internet?

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    9. Re:Save or enslave? by MobileC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The current system is not perfect, but it sure is better than whatever they want to achieve.

      Better the devil you know?

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    10. Re:Save or enslave? by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Sigh. See RFC 3675.

    11. Re:Save or enslave? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Better the devil you know?

      Indeed. If the govenment had known how it was going to turn out, there would have been far more regulation. Why give a whole bunch of governments a second chance at screwing it up?

    12. Re:Save or enslave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Internet is not one procedure to distribute information.

      True enough.

      It is HTML, DNS, BitTorrent, even Real Audio.

      Um, no. The Internet is a network, in case you didn't quite catch that nuance. It is not a application-layer protocol and it is not a document format. It also is not several application-layers protocols or document formats. It is a network.

    13. Re:Save or enslave? by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
      The problem comes when two forces are in opposition:

      • The internet is not broken, so don't fix it.
      • Politicians are broke ("they have less money than God"), so they want to fix it.

      Other than money, you have the control motivated by fear arguments. Legislation by fear is retarded. It is like writing code because you think it might be useful. Wtf? Aren't there more than enough things to do that you know damn well will be useful? Do those first.

      I guess I'd like to see the pile of letters to congressman, or MP, or whatever representatives the nations that are vying for control are receiving that motivate this need to action--oh, wait a minute--maybe the nations that are up in arms aren't as representational as I have assumed.

      Well, I don't see a lot of public outcry from the world about the way the internet is working right now. If anything, you see a lot of people trying to do great things and a few people trying to put everyone in a cell which means the only cell the determined people are going to go to is a terrorist one to fight the establishment that keeps trying to stick it to them.

      Wow, that's an erratic train of thought, but there's some useful shit in it.

    14. Re:Save or Enslave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Food for Packets!

    15. Re:Save or enslave? by wantobe · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow! No wonder the Democrats like the UN so much.

    16. Re:Save or enslave? by skeptictank · · Score: 1
      Also taxes are the fastest way for individual politicians to get rich.

      Censorship and taxes that is what this "world summit" hopes to gain.

    17. Re:Save or enslave? by welsh+git · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you'll never know how much non-spam you lose as a result....

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    18. Re:Save or enslave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the opposite experience. So whats your point that spam does not exist? Wake up and learn that it costs $10 billion http://news.com.com/5208-1032-0.html?forumID=1&thr eadID=1880&messageID=9931&start=-179
      . But then what do you care?

    19. Re:Save or enslave? by kisak · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Bullshit.

      And the UN wants to kill your children and rape your parents. Why don't you actually try to learn something about the world you live in instead of spreading misinformation and hate.

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    20. Re:Save or enslave? by kisak · · Score: 1
      The U.N. is the worst government in the world, so large that no one is safe, so large that no one has a voice and so large that revolt and rebuilding is impossible.

      The UN is not a government; the UN is a forum for governments to meet and negotiate. The UN is also in charge of creating international law and promote international cooperation. Of course, the UN is also the major player in fighting powerty and coordinate help when there are natural disasters or war, something especially the weaker in the world has learned to appriciate. The UN is also extremely important in fighting diseases, an example being how the WHO made the world aware of the flue influensa and how the UN is now trying to coordinate nations in stopping this to become a pandemic.

      The UN was set up by the US and the other victors after WWII so that we would prevent similar events that lead to WWII, like a nation making up false proofs and lying so that it can invade another sovereign country. I am of course talking about Germany under Hitler invading Poland.

      Don't you guys learn anything in school?

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    21. Re:Save or enslave? by Flambergius · · Score: 1

      How can an organization for whom a majority of their members are cruel tyranical criminals deal with 'crime' much less harmless things like spam.

      How can a form of government where power is given to liars, fools, illiterates, egomaniacs, nihilists, zealots and people, who more then one flaw that should disqualify them, work in any meaningful way?

      By cooperation, preferably as transparent as possible.

      Flam

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    22. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1
      The Internet is not one procedure to distribute information. It is HTML, DNS, BitTorrent, even Real Audio. None of these standards are government regulated, they're free market regulated. The users, en masse, decide what format will succeed.

      Why do you call it a free market? I agree about the free part, but this has nothing to do with markets. Here are some definitions.

      Free market

      • The production and exchange of goods and services without interference from the government or from monopolies.
      • Market where there is little or no government control.
      • A free market is one in which buyers and sellers make mutually voluntary exchanges at a price agreed upon by both.
      • Business governed by the laws of supply and demand, not restrained by government interference, regulation or subsidy.
      • An economic system in which prices are determined by unrestricted competition between privately owned businesses.
      • An economic system in which businesses operate without government control in matters such as pricing and wage levels


      Market

      • In economics, a market is a mechanism which allows people to trade, normally governed by the theory of supply and demand, and thereby allocates resources through a price mechanism. It typically involves a bid and ask process.


      In regards to HTML, DNS, BitTorrent and Real Audio there is no exchange of goods or services - the standards are available to anyone for free (used to be some limitations in case of producing RA, IIRC). People do not trade HTML, they simply use the file standard that they like. There is no supply and demand, because supply is infinite and you can't measure the "product", because there is no "product". People do not trade, there are no prices, there are no resources to be allocated (except with domain names, or with bandwidth, but that isn't related to acceptance of DNS or BT protocols). There is no bid and ask process, you just use the standard that you want. There are no exchanges, because W3, Cohen or Real do not get anything in return. Generally there are also no privately owned businesses - W3 is not one, Bram wasn't a business either. To use DNS you may interact with a business - your ISP, but you typically don't pay for DNS use separately.

      Overall, Internet standards and protocols have nothing to do with the free market. Interenet is neither free market, nor capitalist. Internet is a different economic order, based essentially on voluntary production and unlimited free distribution. If I had to put a label on it, I'd say it's very much like communism. But free market? No.
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    23. Re:Save or enslave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.
      And the UN wants to kill your children and rape your parents. Why don't you actually try to learn something about the world you live in instead of spreading misinformation and hate.

      Actually, what they really want to do is rape your children and kill your parents. See Rawanda, pedophilia scandals in Africa, sex slave trade, etc.

    24. Re:Save or enslave? by jrock-jr · · Score: 1

      And the UN wants to kill your children...

      By UN, you mean United Nothing. In that case, I agree.

    25. Re:Save or enslave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Old standards literally DIE

      I agree with your post, but please learn what that word actually means.

    26. Re:Save or enslave? by m0rphm0nkey · · Score: 1

      Hey...why not? They're already on the Human Rights commision for the UN, and as we all know they've done a stellar job in that department.

      m

    27. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      I believe he was talking about the "free market of ideas", rather than an economic free market.

      If I had to put a label on it, I'd say it's very much like communism. But free market? No.

      When the cost of something is zero, as the internet is in your description, the free market and communism produce identical results. And, as far as I know, "voluntary production" goes with "free market" better than "communism".

    28. Re:Save or enslave? by Monkelectric · · Score: 0, Troll
      And the UN wants to kill your children and rape your parents.

      All I said was the UN is hopelessly corrupt. This is a fact.

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    29. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1

      When the price is zero, there ceases to be a market. The core idea of a market is that supply and demand are equalised through floating prices. When the price is zero, it's not really a market anymore.

      As for voluntary production you are confusing central planning in a pre-communism society with communism.

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    30. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      When the price is zero, there ceases to be a market.

      Good point. On the other hand there's still opportunity costs, personal utility and competition, so at least some market theory still applies. I just don't know an English word that means "market without prices" (psudo-market?). And on the other hand, communism has that "from each according to his ability" part, which isn't happening at all - it's still "from each according to his own desires".

      Of course, from my point of view, the "market" part is just an inevitable side effect of the "free" part:

      As for voluntary production you are confusing central planning in a pre-communism society with communism.

      Marx has some good points, but I never understood this. As far as I know, whenever a pre-communistic state has allowed voluntary production and trade (China, Russia), or can't stop it (black market), capitalism pops back up. Whenever people can, they own and trade things. Would more time or better teaching really change that result?

    31. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1

      Please don't take this for pedantry, but it's microeconomics that applies, not market theory.

      "from each according to his ability" is actually the same as "from each according to his own desires" if you treat labour as something respectable. In Soviet Union people actually believed that every capable person should work to benefit the society. Many people in the West, on the other hand, think that earning your money on the stock market is respectable. In Soviet Union that was considered "unearned income" and was frowned upon by both people and the state and sometimes outright illegal.

      If you take a Linux C++ programmer, who likes coding and make the assumptions that:
      1) The society provides the opportunity for him to code C++ for Linux and to retrain when technology changes
      2) The society either compensates him well for coding or provides him with the necessities for free
      then that particular person would desire to work according to his abilities, because that would be self-realisation for him.

      Ditto for every other job (except unpleasant/boring ones that should be automated).

      Of course, from my point of view, the "market" part is just an inevitable side effect of the "free" part:
      Good point. In a modern Western society this is certainly true. However, you can probably imagine quite easily conditions where modern Western people would collectively agree that central planning and distribution is preferable. Imagine any situation (without existing market mechanisms, such as on an uninhabited island) with limited resources, but with clear common goals. People will tend to agree that pooling the resources and labour in order to achieve the result would be better. It's when you allow unlimited selfishness that freedom leads to competition and thus to markets. People don't usually compete inside an organisation if they all share the same goals, but they start competing when each department/division/person is hogging the blanket.

      Whenever people can, they own and trade things. Would more time or better teaching really change that result?
      First of all, there are many societies (subgroups) where owning things is not considered important, interesting or valuable. Same for trading things. Consider, for example, a kindergarden. :) It is true that in a modern Western (capitalist, free market) society it is considered normal to own and trade things. But it is mostly because that's how people are brought up. Furthermore, there is a big difference between owning/trading personal belongings and means for production. You can have the former and it won't lead to free markets (economic system), only to "markets" (places where you trade stuff).

      There are also some developments that can reduce the desire to own and trade things. For example, increased production capabilities is one important development. If you are sure you can always get what you need (even if not everything that you want), there are less incentives to hoard stuff. Another important possible development is elimination of advertising and a reduction in consumerist attitudes. There is no reason why everyone needs to own all the stuff that is needed for comfortable life. This is defined not by objective economic and engineering reasons, but by the cultural norms. Of course, the easiest way to get rid of advertising is to prohibit for-profit private enterprises and get rid of the market in favor of central planning (which, BTW, can be very flexible and democratic).

      Now, to answer your question of why - free markets are a natural system when you have independent selfish economic agents. Each time, when you allow selfishness and grant independence, they will appear. And in an unrestricted competitive environment the most competitive agents win, leading to stronger and harsher competition.

      If you decide that greater social good is important and restrict economic selfishness, you eliminate one prerequisite. Logically it then follows to restrict the economic indep

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    32. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      If you take a Linux C++ programmer, who likes coding and make the assumptions that ... Ditto for every other job

      It's the "likes coding" assumption I can't get past. Some people like their job enought that they'd do it all anyway, like your programmer (work is play for them). Others like their job, but they'd still rather not do it all the time. A lot of people would rather play most of the time, and not work at all.

      People don't usually compete inside an organisation if they all share the same goals

      What about the goals they don't share? Other than cults, members of groups are allowed to do other things. Two people may work together as part of one project (Linux), but work against each other on another (one is part of a pro-life group, the other pro-choice).

      Consider, for example, a kindergarden

      You don't have kids, or you'd know "Mine!" is up there with "No!" on the list of annoying words kids say. They don't know how to trade, but the moment they figure that out, they'll start that up. Didn't you swap baseball cards as a kid?

      Each time, when you allow selfishness and grant independence, [free markets] will appear.

      Exactly! This was what I was talking about earlier. You have to disallow something in order to banish free markets. In order to disallow something, you have to have state intervention (or some surrogate). Whenever the state lets up, those two things are allowed again, and it's back to capitalism we go, so society gets stuck in the pre-communistic stage, and never gets to communism.

      Now we get to the one exception - if culture can act as the surrogate, and banish one of your prerequisites without using state power, then that might work. But you'd have to raise kids to never desire anything other than what others want them to desire - I just can't see that as realistic.

    33. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1

      A lot of people would rather play most of the time, and not work at all.

      This is a social question - what view does society promulgate. In Russia today 56% of people (2001 FOM poll) think that all able-bodied people must work. In Soviet time the percentage was surely much higher. If you raise the kids believing that labor is noble, if you promote it through movies, newspapers, schools, etc., and if you continuously improve working conditions and make work more interesting, then people will think of labor much better.

      How many Hollywood films can you name that glorify industrial workers (the so called "hard-working Americans")? How many films where worker is a main character? Of course American people want to be rock stars, NBA players or retired millionnaires...

      What about the goals they don't share?
      That's fine. But the defining factor is whether the goals you share are social or anti-social. It's when I hear "I'd like to be rich and not work" or "I am thinking about my own income, not about other people" that I see a problem.

      Relativism is fashionable in Western democracies ("everyone is entitled to his opinion"), but I share Lenin's outlook on political epistemology - disagreement is only valuable until you find the right answer, after that people should accept it. I am actually against "the free market of ideas"... Science is not a free market, quakery and religious cults are. Truth is generally not relative and opinions are only good as temporary hypothesis, not as something to cling to forever.

      You don't have kids, or you'd know "Mine!" is up there with "No!" on the list of annoying words kids say.
      Yes, I know that. But a good mentor/teacher would teach the kids to behave socially. To share the toys, to play together, to give to others... I remember a tradition from my childhood of bringing candies on your birthday to give to everyone. A monkey (kid) is selfish, but education and upbringing can shape that monkey into a human being.

      Exactly! This was what I was talking about earlier. You have to disallow something in order to banish free markets.
      Temporarily - yes. To have a just society with equality today you need state intervention. It can often be done at the lower local levels, it can also be done in a traditional way of peasant communes, but there needs to be some pressure.

      But the other path is obviously to remove the shortage. Once you get digital, material shortage disappears (though a shortage of original content may still remain) and you kill markets. Of course, that doesn't mean disappearance of all competition, but that competition is not market in nature. What that means is that you eliminate the direct connection between demand and your satisfaction. You can write a great song even if only 100 people listen to it. You don't have to "pander to the masses", because your income from that song is exactly 0 in either case. :) You can still be an "attention whore" and attempt to create the most popular blog, but you don't have to.

      Producers are not forced to follow what the customers tell them. And customers aren't forced to consume what the producers like to make. This is modern harmony! Obviously, this only works if there is large enough pool of voluntarily created products and if there are no manufacturing/distribution costs. This is already the case with the Internet. This will be the case with mature nanotechnology and AI.

      With help of these two technologies it will be easy to eliminate material shortages. As an added benefit they would destroy capitalists' grasp on the means of production. The result would essentially be communism - people do what they aspire to and get everything they need. The market forces would be eliminated, because 1) you can't compete with free and 2) you can't compete with people who can copy your products for free.

      Now we get to the one exception - if culture can act as the surrogate, and banish one of your prerequisites without using state power, th

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    34. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      How many Hollywood films can you name that glorify industrial workers (the so called "hard-working Americans")? How many films where worker is a main character?

      Tons of them. Spiderman 1 (bad guy is even rich, too), War of the Worlds, John Q (again, the rich are the bad guys), Get Rich or Die Tryin', North Country. The "hard working American" vs "the rich and powerful" is the biggest cliche in Hollywood.

      Relativism is fashionable in Western democracies ("everyone is entitled to his opinion"), but I share Lenin's outlook on political epistemology - disagreement is only valuable until you find the right answer, after that people should accept it. I am actually against "the free market of ideas"... Science is not a free market, quakery and religious cults are. Truth is generally not relative and opinions are only good as temporary hypothesis, not as something to cling to forever.

      Wow, do you ever have that backward. Science is free inquiry, and all of its results are tenative, thats why falsifiability is part of any scientific theory. Ancient Greeks, medieval monks and classical physicists after Newton all thought they knew how the world worked, thank goodness others weren't convinced! On the other hand, religions say things like "the point of an open mind is to close it around something solid". Cults don't want you to question, that's how they protect weak foundations. Truth may not be relative, but our understanding is, and without questioning conventional wisdom, progress is never made.

      Even if they start out stubborn, push a scientist, and they'll eventually admit that even the most revered theories could be subject to revision. You won't find a religion that says "Go ahead, it's OK to question all of our beliefs, let reason be your guide".

      If you're saying communism is the "One True Way", then it's a religious position, not a scientific one, and I won't disagree too strongly. "Disagreement is only valuable until you find the right answer, after that people should accept it" is clearly stating "I know the truth, don't question me".

      A monkey (kid) is selfish, but education and upbringing can shape that monkey into a human being.

      So you're at war with human nature, good luck with that.

      This will be the case with mature nanotechnology and AI.

      According to you, if a capitalistic society reduces all prices to zero (or close to it), it is no longer capitalist. I'd say that if a communistic scociety reduces the amount of work to zero (or to only fun work), is to no longer communist. If technology alone can get us to communism, then you aren't dealing with an economic or political theory, but more of a transhumanist one.

    35. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1

      Tons of them. Spiderman 1 (bad guy is even rich, too), War of the Worlds, John Q (again, the rich are the bad guys), Get Rich or Die Tryin', North Country. The "hard working American" vs "the rich and powerful" is the biggest cliche in Hollywood.

      So it seems that the answer to the first question is none. :) BTW, Spiderman has a student as a main character (I don't recall if his father was working class). War of the Worlds does have a working class character, yes. Don't know about other films. It is a cliche, but virtually never the job is portrayed positively. My point wasn't that there are no workers at all, but that their job is either ignored or shown like in 8 Mile.

      Wow, do you ever have that backward. Science is free inquiry, and all of its results are tenative, thats why falsifiability is part of any scientific theory.
      No, it's you who have it backward. Opinions are not falsifiabile! Science is not a free market, because the criteria are not supply and demand, but agreement with experiments. Can you imagine Microsoft saying "Yes, we agree that MacOS is a superior product, we will stop making Windows now"? But that's exactly how it works with science. :)

      I have nothing against someone saying "Look, you all have been wrong all the time, but I figured everything out, check out my proof". But that's not what opinions are about. Opinions are about saying "Evolution is just your opinion - I disagree" or "Solution chemistry is just your opinion - I think homeopathy works". Please try to understand this distinction. I am not against dissent, but I am against the right to uninformed opinions. I am not about questioning the conventional wisdom, I am against saying that wisdom doesn't matter, every moron has a right to an opinion.

      If you're saying communism is the "One True Way", then it's a religious position, not a scientific one, and I won't disagree too strongly. "Disagreement is only valuable until you find the right answer, after that people should accept it" is clearly stating "I know the truth, don't question me".
      Not at all and I never meant it. Once you find out that Drug X works and FDA agrees, it makes sense to start giving it to the sick. If we come upon evidence that it's dangerous, it makes sense to revise our confidence and investigate. Same with political systems. Once we find out that system X works and is good, it makes sense to switch to that system. If we see evidence that the system no longer works very well, it makes sense to reevaluate. Obviously, it's not as easy to switch political systems as it is to prescribe a new drug, but you should see my point.

      If we can have a currently generally accepted theory in science, why no in political science? Well, the answer is because politics is a vehicle for the ruling class to promote their interests, but that doesn't mean the theory that they offer (liberalism, free markets, capitalism) is valid.

      So you're at war with human nature, good luck with that.
      Well, there is no such thing as "human nature", there are only certain traits. Some of them are good, some are not so good. Upbringing in all societies exists to suppress some of the traits (e.g. propensity to violent actions). The war on so called "human nature" has been going on since antiquity and so far we've made huge progress.

      According to you, if a capitalistic society reduces all prices to zero (or close to it), it is no longer capitalist. I'd say that if a communistic scociety reduces the amount of work to zero (or to only fun work), is to no longer communist. If technology alone can get us to communism, then you aren't dealing with an economic or political theory, but more of a transhumanist one.
      Completely wrong. If you read Marx (as well as some of the later marxists), you would realise that communism is actually a way to liberate man from labor. Work leads to alienation and communism is supposed to free the man from it. There won't be work, there will only be creative s

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    36. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Perhaps I misunderstood your description of Lenin's philosophy. It sounded like once a decision was reached, it could not be changed, even if new information conflicted with the theory.

      Science is free inquiry, and all of its results are tenative, thats why falsifiability is part of any scientific theory.

      Science is not a free market, because the criteria are not supply and demand, but agreement with experiments ... Opinions are not falsifiabile!

      The "free market of ideas" is only an analolgy - ideas (supply) compete for a limited number of minds (demand) - just don't make it more than a metaphore. And while opinions are not falsifiabile, scientific theories are - if they aren't, then experimentation is pointless, and it isn't science.

      Can you imagine Microsoft saying...

      Yes, that's called "going out of business". :)

      communism is actually a way to liberate man from [uninteresting] labor

      But which way? You've given technology and culture as possible routes, these seem quite distinct:

      The technological path would happen naturally, and no change in ideology would be necessary. People could still be quite selfish, and could still privately own their nanoreplicators and AI servants (means of production). Since collective ownership is not required in this type of labor-free society (people would almost never be required to interact) I can't even call it communism. I'd love to live here, though.

      The path of altering human nature is quite different, and even if it is possible, I just don't see the point. If tech will get us there no matter what, why the community ownership? This seems to be an independent goal that's unrelated to getting rid of work.

      As for Soviet success/failure, I won't comment. China, though, is doing much better now that they've allowed some private ownership. And I really do believe that free markets will get us to the posthuman stage faster than any artificial system.

    37. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1

      The "free market of ideas" is only an analolgy
      Yes, of course, but it's a wrong one. Amazon is a free market of ideas, science is not.

      The path of altering human nature is quite different, and even if it is possible, I just don't see the point. If tech will get us there no matter what, why the community ownership?

      First, because 80 years ago we weren't certain that the technology-only path would work. Second, because improving lifes of people today is also important. And third, because we need equality and social emphasis on human development before we can feel safe about opening the Pandora box.

      Since collective ownership is not required in this type of labor-free society (people would almost never be required to interact) I can't even call it communism.
      That wouldn't be communism, you are right. But the system before that might be. It makes sense that humans will first become economically self-sufficient and only some time after that the society will cease to exist. In between voluntary communist cooperation makes more sense than free markets.

      China, though, is doing much better now that they've allowed some private ownership.
      China is doing well because 1) they have influx of foreign investment and 2) the communist party kept political control. The private ownership was only a means to getting the investment. In today's world getting investment for a socialist economy is a hard sell, but this isn't related to the efficiency of the system, just to preferences of the political elite. For example, Belarus has the most successful economy of all former republics (excluding the Baltic states that thrived on Western handouts and transit of oil and goods plundered in Russia), but there aren't many foreign investments wanting to invest there. Actually, there aren't many investors wanting to put money in Russia either, but that's a different story. Anyway, explaining Chinese success with allowing private ownership is not fully warranted. Capital expenditure helps regardless of the economic system.

      And I really do believe that free markets will get us to the posthuman stage faster than any artificial system.
      The progress mostly depends on the amount of basic and applied research funding. That isn't related to free markets at all. Soviet Union was as advanced scientifically and technologically as the US. Scientists and engineers don't care about the economic system, they just want to get paid and have necessary equipment bought.

      And the biggest problem is not getting fast to the posthuman stage, it's getting there in good shape. You don't want to go into posthumanity when the rules are set by multinational corporations and imperialist politicians and when large fractions of population are denied economic and other opportunities.

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    38. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Yes, of course, but it's a wrong one. Amazon is a free market of ideas, science is not.

      With all due respect, you seem to be letting your dislike of economic markets prevent you from seeing the metaphore. You like science, you don't like free markets, so they can't be similar.

      Metaphores with Linux work the same way. Linux is often said to be similar to communism, and in many cases this is a good analogy. In other cases a market (or bazaar) makes more sense. Michael Tiemann even quotes Adam Smith as part of the philosophy that makes Lunux possible.

      I guess I just want you to know that it's a good analogy, and that by dismissing it, you're losing out on a chance to see something from a different perspective. If I had blown off the first post I responded to as angry anti-capitalistic trash, I never would have gotten to understand your perspective.

      China is doing well because 1) they have influx of foreign investment and 2) the communist party kept political control.

      So pre-communism does well if it can 2) maintain power and 1) return a profit for investors. That sounds just like your description of the "capitalist elite"!

      I should have been more specific, I wasn't talking about international business, I was talking about poor, rural farmers. By the mid-70s, some areas weren't producing enough food on their collective farms to feed the farmers themselves. The government started allowing people to grow food on personal plots and let the farmers trade or sell the excess above their quotas, as part of "New Communism". All of the sudden, they have excess food production. Similar things apparently happened in Russia, where small, personal gardens produced more food than large, collective farms.

      In between voluntary communist cooperation makes more sense than free markets. ... improving lifes of people today is also important.

      As long as people are free to disagree, that's fine with me. May the best ideas on the "market" win! :)

    39. Re:Save or enslave? by danila · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, you seem to be letting your dislike of economic markets prevent you from seeing the metaphore. You like science, you don't like free markets, so they can't be similar.
      Good point, sorry and thanks for politely noting this. OK, let me reconsider the idea of science as free markets. I certainly agree that it has some of the qualities - the key is whether these qualities are important in the context we first started talking about science. Let me check the history now... OK, I reread it. I don't want to look stubborn, so let me repeat that 1) I am trying very hard not to be ideologically biased here and 2) I do admit that science shares some characteristics of a free market.

      But... You say: "The "free market of ideas" is only an analolgy - ideas (supply) compete for a limited number of minds (demand) - just don't make it more than a metaphore." But the idea of a market is not a competition between supply and demand, it's the idea of price-mediated equilibrium between them. Competition is not equal free markets. Nature and natural selection are not markets. Sport is not a market. Science has competition between ideas, but it makes it more like evolution than like a market.

      Googling for "market ideas science", I didn't find many references (example) and so I question whether "market of ideas" is actually a common metaphore for science.

      But thanks for making me reconsider this. If you have some arguments for why it makes a good metaphore, I'd be interested to hear them.

      So pre-communism does well if it can 2) maintain power and 1) return a profit for investors. That sounds just like your description of the "capitalist elite"!

      The similarity is superficial. This is just basic economics - you need to have a surplus, you need to spend some of it on capital goods and you need a functioning economic system. This isn't specific to either communism or capitalism.

      By the mid-70s, some areas weren't producing enough food on their collective farms to feed the farmers themselves. The government started allowing people to grow food on personal plots and let the farmers trade or sell the excess above their quotas, as part of "New Communism". All of the sudden, they have excess food production.
      There is no "all of a sudden", when we are talking about an economy of 1 billion people. By no means the reduction in hunger (not elimination - China and India share the dubious honor of having the most malnourished people in the world, as of 2005) was caused by allowing private farms. The Chinese government has started many different programs to improve food production, most of them unrelated to small-scale individual production. Even if we just apply some common sense - how can individual farming magically be much more efficient than capital-intensive organised farming? This is simply impossible, the invisible hands can't perform miracles.

      Similar things apparently happened in Russia, where small, personal gardens produced more food than large, collective farms.
      This statement betrays an almost total lack of factual knowledge on your side, sorry. The production on individual farmland in Soviet Union was, let me check... About 25% of all food production. But please note that individual farmlands were integrated into the system of collective farms. The peasants used the equipment, the supplies, the fertilizer, fuel, services of mechanics and other specialists, etc. that belonged to the collective farms. Small scale "individual" production was used for products were it was relatively efficient and where there was a synergetic effect between the individual work and the collective farm. For example, about 40% of potatoes were produced on individual farms, but only 16% of milk, 20% of eggs, 16% of meat, ~0% of grain. It is completely nonsensical to claim that individual farmland was more efficient than large collective farms, they were part of one whole, not indepen

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    40. Re:Save or enslave? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Your origional statement was:

      Science is not a free market, quakery and religious cults are.

      As far as I can tell, all of your objections to science being like a free market apply at lest as well to the other two categories.

      What I was objecting to was:

      disagreement is only valuable until you find the right answer, after that people should accept it.
      I am actually against "the free market of ideas".

      If you'll allow me to restate my position:
      In science, we never have "the right answer", we only have well-tested guesses, and because of that, we never get to a point where disagreement isn't valuable. This disagreement is most useful when people are free to use any competing idea they can find, and this pool is sometimes call the "free market of ideas". Without that vast sea of inginuity to fuel the debate, progress in many areas, science especially, is impossible, even if most of the ideas in that pool are trash.

      How can individual farming magically be much more efficient than capital-intensive organised farming? This is simply impossible, the invisible hands can't perform miracles.

      The short answer is that it harnesses people's economic selfishness. People will almost always put more effort into getting something for themselves (or someone they care about) than for someone they don't know. An analogy (kind of in reverse, though) would be paying your own way vs using a company account. You tend to be more careful with your money (and other stuff) than other people's.

      By no means the reduction in hunger was caused by allowing private farms.

      They call it "New Communism" and "Market Communism", but has been characterised by many in the West as a return to capitalism.

      • The first parts of Chinese economic reform involved implementing the contract responsibility system in agriculture, by which farmers were able to retain surplus over individual plots of land rather than farming for the collective - farmers could sell their surplus crops on the open market.
      • The second phase of reform occurred in the 1980s and was aimed at creating market institutions and converting the economy from an administratively driven command economy to a price driven market economy.
      • Chinese economic reform, unlike perestroika, has been an economic success, generating over two decades of rapid economic growth. The standard of living of most Chinese has improved markedly since 1978.

      You're right about one thing, I don't know much about Russian economic policy or their situation, so I'll stick with what I know, and that's China. In any case, the "Comparison to Perestroika" section probably is worth a look.

      I'd like to share your optimism. And if more people thought like you, the world would be a better place. Well, let's hope for the best.

      Thanks, and same to you. I think we've both learned a bit from each other. And on slashdot no less! Who'd have thought?

  3. Wait a minute... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    I thought Steve Jobs was going to save the Internet. :P

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      You know, that's the same thing I was thinking when I read the headline.

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  4. Masood Khan - Yeah, the U.S. is going to like this by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1, Funny

    Masood Khan - Yeah, the United States is going to like this guy...

  5. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's get this of the way: It's Al Gore.

  6. takling?? by macbutch · · Score: 1, Informative

    What hell is 'takling'? Perhaps 'tackling' is what you had in mind?

    "the sub-committee that is takling many of the difficult questions about internet governance"

    (And, yes, I'm amazingly clever to have noticed this).

    1. Re:takling?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think takling must be kin to *changling*.

    2. Re:takling?? by spudwiser · · Score: 1

      or a takklemaggot

      natch

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    3. Re:takling?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You think so? I think he means "tickling" - as in:
      "the sub-committee that is tickling many of the difficult questions about internet governance"

      But that's just me.

    4. Re:takling?? by lullabud · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this man should tackle the problems concerning the editorial process of mainstream sites which are syndicated around the globe. I mean, seriously, don't the editors have a spell checker? Hello cmd-;

    5. Re:takling?? by Quetzo · · Score: 1

      thats when they end each sentence with "tak, a lak"....

  7. Save the Internet? by sexyrexy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who said it was in danger? Oh, right - the people who have no say over it anyway. As has been said many times here, very few people in the US are going to blink if Europe or Asia yank the connection to the US network. And Mr. Khan may be the greatest negotiator to ever walk this earth, but that won't be enough to make any US diplomat agree to give up control. Of course he's being hailed as masterful by the people who already agree with him anyway. That's not exactly shocking.

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    1. Re:Save the Internet? by daniil · · Score: 3, Insightful
      As has been said many times here

      Just because it's been said many times here, it doesn't automatically make this statement correct.

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    2. Re:Save the Internet? by sexyrexy · · Score: 1

      I don't recall suggesting that the statement was more or less correct because of the number of times it has been said.

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    3. Re:Save the Internet? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      You did it now. You should know the rules.
      1. Microsoft bad.
      2. Religion bad.
      3. United States bad.

      Yea I have to admit that I also find this amusing. Some nations in Europe might drop their connections but I doubt many in asia or South America will. I find the whole idea of the UN trying to hijack the root DNS to be amusing and at the same time annoying. Part of me has to wonder if it diversion or punishment for the "Food for Oil" scandal that we are hearing nothing about. Just remember this is the UN that put North Korea on the Human rights committee.
      The end result is nothing will happen except it might be hard to download Mandrake for a while.

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    4. Re:Save the Internet? by daniil · · Score: 1

      And I never said you were. I was merely suggesting that you shouldn't take everything you read on Slashdot for granted.

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    5. Re:Save the Internet? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Just because it's been said many times here, it doesn't automatically make this statement correct.

      In soviet Russia it does!

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    6. Re:Save the internet? by Sir_Cockalot · · Score: 1

      He's not in the woods, he's in a disco dancing to Shakka Khan.

    7. Re:Save the internet? by Alsee · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Or George Bush. I hear he lives in an oil industry boardroom somewhere with a cocaine-seared nose and a heart of darkness, just waiting for God to call on him to save the day again!

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    8. Re:Save the internet? by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      No, you've just been watching Grizzly Adams reruns again.

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    9. Re:Save the Internet? by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Quite right. In my experience, any number of people can be wrong about anything.

  8. For crying out loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is just about DNS root files. This is not complicated, folks, it's just a simple administrative matter. There is no good reason for the media (and slashdot) to turn this into a fucking livejournal drama soap opera like it has.

    1. Re:For crying out loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that you understand. The root DNS files say who is authoritative for .com (to use it as an example). Now imagine that I have control of that.

      I decree that whenever a .com name is registered, you have to send me $10. If you refuse to comply with this, I will remove you as authoritative for .com addresses. Someone else, someone who is willing to play ball with me, will just copy all your existing registrations, and I'll make them authoritative. So all existing DNS names will still work. The public will be up in arms over this. They wont support you. So the bottom line is, you'll have to give in to me.

      I decree that nobody is every allowed to register a domain name, or to use a website to criticize me. For the reasons given above, you'll have to comply with this demand too.

      I think you get the idea. The UN wants control over the root DNS so that they can tax it and so that they can enforce laws on it. This will actually give the UN more power than it's ever had or was ever intended to have. And just so you know who you're dealing with, consider this: if the US government stomps on your rights (which they like to do, just like all governments like to do) you have recourse. You go to the courts. The courts will actually tell the government, "hey government YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT" Think about how great that is. Somebody will tell the government that their rights are limited. I know, I know, George Bush is the devil. Please try to concentrate on what I'm saying. The UN has, written into its constitution, the following words, "nobody has any rights that conflict with the goals of the UN." Think about that for a minute. In a free society, you have rights. And even when the government has a really really good reason, they are not allowed to step on those rights. I know, Iknow, it happens. I know that George Bush is teh hitlar. Please try to concentrate on what I'm saying. There is actually a body that will tell the government, "nope sorry, you mr. government don't have the right to do that." Just think about how important that is. Well, with the UN, no such protection exists. What are you going to do? Take the UN to court? "They took away my right!" "Well yeah, but it says right here in black and white that you don't actually have a right if that right conflicts with them, so they are allowed to do what they did."

      And the membership of the UN is 50% despotic governments. I find that far far scarier than anything that the big mean evil US has ever done. This is a formula for facism, and it's all laid out ready to go. And a certain political ideology is all too happy to accept it.

    2. Re:For crying out loud by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Why can't they just set up a root name server in China? Put a couple in Tunisia and Saudi Arabia too for redundancy. Then everyone who doesn't like the gross mismanagement of the Internet by the US can simply point their resolvers there. Those of us who happen to prefer the inherent corruption in a capitalistic Internet can keep our resolvers as they are. Everyone is happy. Problem solved!

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    3. Re:For crying out loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod posints... the parent post is ON SPOT!

  9. From Hell's heart I stab at thee by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strangely, this Google search generates hits.

    1. Re:From Hell's heart I stab at thee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, the summary displays:
      #4: "From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at ... Foreign Ministry spokesman Masood Khan

    2. Re:From Hell's heart I stab at thee by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I hope you know that quote is from Moby Dick? Not Star Trek II? :)

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    3. Re:From Hell's heart I stab at thee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      next time you post a google search link, make sure you remove the "spell=1" or everyone will know you misspelled it in your first attempt(s?)...

    4. Re:From Hell's heart I stab at thee by 6*7 · · Score: 1

      Moby Dick? That's a movie with J.L. Picard (the better captain when compared with Kirk).

  10. Save the internet? by vodkamattvt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why dont we just call the man who created it. Al Gore. I hear he lives in the woods somewhere with a scruffy beard and a heart of gold, just waiting for the world to call on him to save the day!

  11. C'mon.. by slashes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't even understand why we're still debating about this. I'm not trying to be pro-american here, but we did technically make it, so why can't we govern it? There's no problems with the way everything is set up now, so why even screw it up? I see this as every country just wanting a piece of their small pie, slowly trying to take away the U.S. control of the DNS or whatnots. It seems like it's all a game to all the other countries as to see who can 'win' the biggest control of this.

    1. Re:C'mon.. by close_wait · · Score: 1, Insightful
      we did technically make it, so why can't we govern it?

      Sigh. As has been pointed out ad-nauseum, this is a non-sequiteur. Should the US control the world's telephone system because AGB invented the telephone? Should us Brits control the world's railways because we invented the railway?

      There's no problems with the way everything is set up now

      Two words: Network Solutions. I rest my case...

    2. Re:C'mon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't you govern it ? Because you WANT to govern it. It's reason enough for me.

      I'd rather see every country with their own root servers (and me who would be able to connect to whatever root server I want) than a single, centralized authority.

    3. Re:C'mon.. by Inzkeeper · · Score: 1

      How about this?:
      There are people in other countries that believe that the US government is primarily concerned with looking after the interests of the American people and that sometimes those interests do not correspond with the interests of people in other countries.
      - Censorship in China, for an example on the evil side
      - Potentially, domain name disputes on the other

      Although that concern may have some substance, the thought of some large lethargic international body:
      A committee of people with a host of hidden nationalistic agendas...

      The thought just makes me shiver.

    4. Re:C'mon.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not trying to be pro-american here, but we did technically make it, so why can't we govern it?

      England did technically make you, so why can't they govern you?

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    5. Re:C'mon.. by zukakog · · Score: 2, Informative
      we did technically make it, so why can't we govern it?
      Sigh. As has been pointed out ad-nauseum, this is a non-sequiteur. Should the US control the world's telephone system because AGB invented the telephone? Should us Brits control the world's railways because we invented the railway?

      I think you missed the verbage there. He didn't say invent, but make.

      No one is saying that the U.S. should control the usage of ALL DNS servers because they invented the technology; however, no one else has the right to manage the servers or network that were made in the U.S. simply because they can connect to them.

      It'd be like China trying to control London Station because they have lines that connect somewhere.

      Feel free to disconnect from our network and start your own if you don't like our rules (which have been pretty fair so far.

    6. Re:C'mon.. by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see every country with their own root servers
       
      Yes! The best idea I've read so far. Skip all the international talks. No one is going to agree anyway!

    7. Re:C'mon.. by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      See, here's the main problem. You come to us screaming "we have a problem with the internet, we have a problem with the internet! zomgz!" We look at you blankly for a few moments, wondering where this is all going. You mumble something about "it doesn't work quite like we want it to! spam! cyber security! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, THE ROBOTRONS ARE AT STAKE!" We blink a few times and cock our head to an angle. One eyebrow raises in an eloquent manner - or at least as eloquent as can be, considered we have a man in the white house with no patience for subtlety. You continue babbling, working yourself into a tizzy; "TEH INTERNETZ ARE DOOMED!!!! We've got spam! We've got viruses! We've got cyber terrorists everywhere! And titties! Titties galore! Immoral acts! Hate speech! And the propaganda spread by the ... " (you begin to spasm uncontrollably as multiple personas surface) "... capitalistic ... " "... fascist ..." "... godless infidels ..." "... (insert trite generalization here) ... [people]! We demand a means to prot... hrm. Well. No. We don't want to do anything about that sort of speech" (you start winking and nudging us). We start shaking our head and begin forming the words "...uhm...I don't...think so." You begin hyperventilating and running around the room, screaming uncontrollably after every few gasps of air, "No! No! We must have it! We must! You must give it to us! Give it to us now or we'll make our own!" We shrug a little and try to calm you down. Perhaps a few questions will help defuse the situation, "Well... what do you want to do, if we were to give you control?" You begin spasming and biting your lip until it bleeds before you scream "We don't know! We don't know what we're going to do! But we're going to stop... everything! Yes! That's it! We'll all decide what is best!" We begin shaking our head again, "No...no. You're going to have to do a little better than plan to decide what is best. Maybe you should settle down, take a few deep breaths, and really think of how this is all going to work out. If you can prove to us that you're going to behave responsibly, well... we'll still probably say no, but then again, we may actually say yes. So. We want you to sit there for a little bit and enumerate everything you wish to be done. Perhaps set yourself up with a very specific mandate on how you would like to govern the Internet, for starters. Then focus on some way for parties affected to be able to seek 'dispute resolution' of these new laws you're going to create. Then, after you have a full system of internet governance planned out, we'll talk about it, and who knows! Maybe in a few years, you might just get your way!" Your eyes begin to fill with defeat. "You mean I have to do all that before you just give me the intarwebs?!" You think for a few moments, then shrug. "Nevermind. I'm going to go pontificate endlessly on whether the slaughter in Darfur is actually genocide. You coming?" We smile. Of course we're coming. We may have a shred of responsibility concerning the internet, but when it comes to pontification - especially on civil liberties in third world countries - we love a good bullshit session or two. After all, we stand for freedom and justice for all - unless you live somewhere else. And if that isn't bullshit, I'm not sure what is.

      -------

      Anyway, my story was, obviously, a bit tongue in cheek. The US just flat out said "no", not, "come up with something and we'll talk about it". Regardless, though, if the aggrieved parties in question were to spend more time really thinking of a way to govern the workings of the internet wisely and responsibly, I'm sure we could be swayed. Perhaps not this administration - but, remember, every 4 years, there are others. Sure, it's a long time for you to wait. I feel your pain. It'll be 8 years for me before I can stop getting thoroughly reamed. I know exa

    8. Re:C'mon.. by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      I don't even understand why we're still debating about this. I'm not trying to be pro-american here, but we did technically make it, so why can't we govern it?

      No, you technically did not make the Internet.

      The little piece of the Internet that's in my home was built by myself a few years ago. The hardware I bought them with my money, and I assembled everything myself. I'm running Linux, so my stack would have been made in Finland (a huge simplification, but I guess you get the point). Even though that part is just a small insignificant bit mainly consisting of a few wires and a hub (important to about 5 people in the whole world), that doesn't mean it's not mine. You can claim ownership when you take it from my charred hands after you nuke me out of this world, because I'm not settling for less.

      The ARPAnet? That's yours (whatever is left of it).
      The NSFnet? Yours, no doubt.
      Milnet? Yes, USA property too.

      However before claiming that the Internet is yours, I suggest you substract a few parts that don't belong to you (like my net).

      Oh, if you think that I'm no one, you're right. However you should consider that I also know some of the people responsible of building the inter-university network in the nineties (and that doesn't belong to the USA either). I guess a few countries in the world do share my opinion, too.
    9. Re:C'mon.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      The US doesn't own your Linux box. So feel free to disconnect it from any and all US networks. Problem solved.

      You see, it's all a matter of ownership. The US root name servers are not your property, so you don't have the authority to impose rules upon them. If you don't want to use the US root name servers, just don't use them.

      This whole brouhaha can be settled if they simply build a UN root name server in Tunisia or China. Then you can resolve there and everyone lives happily ever after.

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    10. Re:C'mon.. by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Because we removed them from power by force. This is a very different situation. We have the bomb in other words.

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    11. Re:C'mon.. by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      You should do some research. Most of the DNS servers are located outside the USA and have been for quite a while now.

    12. Re:C'mon.. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      The physical ownership of the root servers is not in discussion. They are not magic gold plated, pixie-dust filled machines. They are fairly generic pieces of software, running some open source software.

      The discussion is about who gets to run the root servers. This means whose servers are classed as the official ones. The subject of the argument is nothing more than the contents of a very small text file, which lists a small number (13?) of IP addresses. The USA may have 'made' this text file, but I could just as easily make one pointing to machines I own. Of course, persuading everyone that they should use mine instead of the current one would require a lot more effort...

      No one is talking about seizing control of the root servers. They are talking about creating new ones under different control. The question is then about who gets to change the contents of them - allocate domain registras for each of the top level domains.

      Since every government has answered this in the same way - by saying it should be them - I feel it's only fair if I do the same. I should be the one who awards domain these contracts. If you all vote for me, I pledge:

      1. Not to take bribes or kick-backs, and to permanently bar any organisation that offers them.
      2. To examine all cases on merit.
      3. To delegate the assignment of all ccTLDs to the government of the nation in question.
      4. To bar any company that decides to break the Internet for their own ends from ever being awarded such a contract.
      5. That means you, Verisign.
      Of course, I probably don't actually have the time or motivation to fulfill this role, so please don't actually make me do it - but do find someone with the same ideas to do so.
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    13. Re:C'mon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well "technically" because we kicked their asses to the curb back in the late 1700's. That's why they can't govern us.

        Anyone in the world feel like fighting over who's going to govern the internet?

        I didn't think so. Now somebody tell the UN to get back to work on important things like making all sorts of human rights declarations that half of the fuckers don't even honor in their own countries. That and condemning Israel. The UN is really good at doing that.

    14. Re:C'mon.. by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      AGB was a Canadian. HE married an American woman and moved there later.

    15. Re:C'mon.. by gravij · · Score: 1

      So the parts of the internet that are made in Europe, Asia, Australia, Canada etc should also be controlled by the US because the US makes the servers/network in the US?

              Feel free to disconnect from our network and start your own if you don't like our rules

      See thats the thing, the US doesn't own the internet and if the EU decided to break off it wouldn't be starting its own, it would just be a schism in the interet and that would be a bad thing.

    16. Re:C'mon.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      No one is talking about seizing control of the root servers. They are talking about creating new ones under different control.

      Then just go do so! Frankly, I can't understand why each nation doesn't set up their own. No need to for conferences in Tunisia, just go do it!

      Really, that's my whole point. This would be a non issue but for the fact that several nations are making very big stinks about it. This makes me very suspicious about their motives.

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    17. Re:C'mon.. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      England did technically make you, so why can't they govern you?

      Hmmm.... The only sane(?) conclusion I can draw from this comment is that Darwin was wrong, the Intelligent Design proponents are correct, and England is God.

      Well, why not. About as rational as anything else I've read on Slashdot.

      The remaining metaphysical question is, of course, for what purpose did England make "slashes", the person to whom you were responding?

    18. Re:C'mon.. by Dark007 · · Score: 1
      I am not exactly in favour of the Americans controlling everything. (I'm British) But in this particular case the Internet is a success story. It seems like the one really FREE place on Earth, where everyone has an equal say and potential to generate fame/fortune/whatever based on merit. Thanks to Google and other search engines it's all word of mouth (or print).

      If it isn't broken don't fix it...

    19. Re:C'mon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just spotted a spelling mistake and corrected it for you:

      "There are people in other countries that believe that the US government is primarily concerned with looking after the interests of the American government"

    20. Re:C'mon.. by dangerz · · Score: 1

      Jesus made me.

      - Kansas

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    21. Re:C'mon.. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. Setting up a root server is the easy bit. I, and many other Slashdotters, could do it in an hour or so. The difficult bit is determining who gets to decide what information a root server should contain. It used to be that ICANN did this, but recently the US government unilaterally ignored ICANN's decision, prompting this whole debacle. The question is whether the owners of the other root servers will listen to ICANN, listen to the US government, or set up their own ICANN-like agency.

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    22. Re:C'mon.. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      The Second Law of Thermodynamics?

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    23. Re:C'mon.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      The difficult bit is determining who gets to decide what information a root server should contain.

      It's not difficult at all. There's no need to set up a five year UN commission to study the problem, just copy over the information from the other pre-existing servers! It's only when you decide that that information is insufficient (lacking the all important .xxx domain) that you change it.

      but recently the US government unilaterally ignored ICANN's decision

      I'm not sure I know what you're talking about. What do you mean, they "ignored" a decision? Maybe I'm all mixed up on how this internet thingy works, but don't we *want* the US government to ignore ICANN? After all, it can't futz about with the root servers if it ignores them!

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    24. Re:C'mon.. by zukakog · · Score: 1

      We're not talking about governing the whole internet, but the ROOT SERVERS, which the US DOES OWN.

      I agree it would be a sad thing to have seperatly governed internets that would have to be joined by mutually governed servers. We'd end up with tons of problems like they are having in China.

      The deal is though, the US pwns the internet ROOT SERVERS, and will hopefully continue to excersize its rights to govern them.

    25. Re:C'mon.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it was _Jesus_ who fucked your mama.

      I see.

    26. Re:C'mon.. by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1
      It's not that simple as copying a few root servers.
      As lots of people said, being the "official" server is what matters here. The point here is what the root servers say. The basic idea is that since each country has a ccTLD of its own, they should control it themselves, and have a joint decision about not ccTLD ones, as opposed to having ICANN (a US organization) decide about important things for them. The debate has heated up recently mostly because the US has been recently taking decisions unilaterally, based on their own beliefs (such as denying a .xxx TLD). Things like that, plus the broken promise of handling some control to other countries, constant pressure from ICANN to certain countries and stupid notions such as them believing that the Internet is theirs have deteriorated the situation even further.

      The weird bit here is that the reasons stated for not relinquishing control are false:
      • The Internet is not theirs: see my other post.
      • They do not retain control over DNS to prevent freedom loss in the Internet: the great firewall of China is a very good example of this. If you're in China, China controls what you see. (and that applies everywhere, even in the US).


      So basically you've got a bully that does not want to share his toys. See what happened when I posted my rant? Now, what if instead of being no one, my net was important? What about if my net was large? Like the ones that belong to the countries currently discussing the same as us in Tunis. Don't you think it won't lead to trouble further down the road?

      I don't think this will lead to a crack right now, just like I won't be disconnecting from the US controlled parts of the Internet. But I'm pretty sure something's brewing underneath. Eventually they'll be ready and if the US keeps sending them packing they will do things unilaterally. And we'll see how important these other networks are to the US.

      One thing I know: It'll hurt both sides a lot. I hope the US reconsiders its position.
    27. Re:C'mon.. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      So you really do think that a bunch of dictators meeting in Tunisia is best solution?

      Sorry to be trite, but that's how I see it. I would be much more sympathetic to your view if it this conference were held in a place like Iceland and attended by representatives from freedom loving nations such as Canada and Holland. Instead I see it being held in Tunisia and attended by Saudi Arabia and China.

      The main feature of the the US control over the internet is that it is NOT controlled. I want to keep it that way. Which means that while I might agree that official "ownership" should be taken away from the US, it should NOT be given to the UN.

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  12. just what we need..... by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about the internet needs saving? It seems to be working fine for me thank you very much. Why do we need the UN to come in and "save the internet". Giving their track record with the Oil for food program and peace keepers raping innocent Africans, I don't want the UN anywhere near the net.

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    1. Re:just what we need..... by loqi · · Score: 1

      Giving [sic] their track record with the Oil for food program and peace keepers raping innocent Africans, I don't want the UN anywhere near the net.

      Hey, given the US track record with wartime no-bid contracts for corporations with incestuous ties to government, and the US track record with prisoner abuse, I don't want the US anywhere near the net.

      Your argument falls apart under its own idiocy. But Americans hate the UN (maybe they see the reflection of their own breathtaking abuses of power?), so by all means, +5, Insightful!

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    2. Re:just what we need..... by vertinox · · Score: 3, Funny

      What about the internet needs saving? It seems to be working fine for me thank you very much.

      I take it you don't use Comcast.

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    3. Re:just what we need..... by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      Hey, given the US track record with wartime no-bid contracts for corporations with incestuous ties to government, and the US track record with prisoner abuse, I don't want the US anywhere near the net.

      Did I ever say anything about the US government "running" the internet? No...I would oppose that too. My point is.....Why do we need beurocracy to get involved here? The internet works fine.

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    4. Re:just what we need..... by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      Actually, I use Comcast and I have been pretty much happy with their service. But if you think Comcast is beurocratic and messed up, imagine the UN being your isp. They would probably raise your rates by 50% to fund Kofi Annan's son's retirement fund.

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    5. Re:just what we need..... by guanxi · · Score: 1

      Who do you think runs the root servers? ARIN?

    6. Re:just what we need..... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Giving their track record with the Oil for food program and peace keepers raping innocent Africans, I don't want the UN anywhere near the net.

      "Given the U.S. track record with the Oil For Food program and soldiers raping innocent Africans, I don't want the U.S. anywhere near the net."

      That statement is as factually correct as yours.

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    7. Re:just what we need..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument falls apart under its own idiocy. But Americans hate the UN (maybe they see the reflection of their own breathtaking abuses of power?), so by all means, +5, Insightful!

      The sheer hypocrisy is disgusting. The USA was complicit in the Oil for Food scandal, and yet the dumb Yanks yammer on about it as if it proves the UN is corrupt. And it's not like it's because their government censored it; their media simply doesn't give a damn to report it.

      I swear, the comments attached to this story are a prime example of how Slashdot has been taken over by fucking idiots. Complete paranoid fantasy ("China's going to censor us because they control the UN!"), complete arrogance ("pull the plug, America won't even notice!"), complete stupidity ("let ISPs handle it individually") and all kinds of inanity.

      No wonder Slashdot's traffic has taken a dive lately. No wonder people set up websites pointing out how fucking awful it's becoming. No wonder upstarts like Digg don't have any trouble getting traffic. No wonder Slashdot has been driven to selling stories to the highest paying advertiser (you think it's a coincidence that we've had coming up to an average of one XBox article every day this past month?).

      Now mod me -1, Flamebait. But don't pretend for a second what I'm saying isn't true. Slashdot is a haven for teenage wannabes without a clue and geeks who remember Slashdot wasn't half as bad as it is now and haven't caught on that it's not the same Slashdot any more. The only reason I stick around is for the one or two smart people who still post here. But when I see utter fucking idiocy of the type exemplified here, it makes me want to stay less and less.

    8. Re:just what we need..... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Who hates the UN now?

      I was under the impression that the UN is where the US sends foreign policy problems to die under its bureaucratic weight.

      Seriously, past its inception, when was the last time the UN did anything useful in a controversial field?

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    9. Re:just what we need..... by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Given the track record of all governments and the shit they pull, I don't want any of them near the internet.

      So, how about this. P2P-based DNS. Anybody?

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    10. Re:just what we need..... by Empty+Yo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the current US government's trend of legitimizing torture, avoiding their obligations under the Geneva Convention, backing out of every nuclear treaty they've signed in the past 50 years and creating a system of hidden gulags around the world where they can keep people without scrutiny is extremely comforting. Given that the US has shown that they will actually pre-emptively invade a country and has more military spending than the rest of the world combined, the rest of the world should be right in taking something of such importance as the Internet from those bozos. Get someone sane in office and the rest of the world will back off, trust me.

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    11. Re:just what we need..... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      "...backing out of every nuclear treaty they've signed in the past 50 years"

      When did the US back out of the Intermediate Range Nuclear Force, Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, Treaty Banning Nuclear Weapon Tests in the Atmosphere, in Outer Space, and Under Water, SALT I, and Partial Test Ban Treaties?

    12. Re:just what we need..... by calyptos · · Score: 1

      I have Comcast, but I don't dare use their nameservers. I run my own.

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    13. Re:just what we need..... by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      ...

      Oops. My nameserver exploded again. *pads away*

      -:sigma.SB

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  13. "The man who will save the internet"? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Internet Governance" is what will kill the internet.

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  14. Re:Let's just get this out of the way and move on. by networkBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    too late, you loose.
    [simpsons bully voice*]ha ha

    -nB

    *turning in geek badge, forgot the kids name.

    in other news /. requires you to wait two minutes between postings...

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  15. Missing the point by karl.auerbach · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. The word "stakeholder" is a euphemism for "special interests". If one looks carefully how it is used both in the WSIS and ICANN, the word "stakeholder" tends to encompass selected groups, most often groups who make money from the internet, and never includes individual users of the net.

    In other words, under both the WSIS and ICANN rubric, individual users of the internet are not "stakeholders" and thus have neither right nor ability under WSIS or ICANN to express their interests, much less have an ability to vote on how those interests and concerns are handled.

    2. Much of the discussion in WSIS (and ICANN) is like a fight over a toy steering wheel in an automobile. ICANN and WSIS wrongly equate regulation of the business of selling domain names with control of the internet.

    In other words, they are arguing over something that is so divorced from technical reality of the net that the outcome, whatever it may be, will provide no assurance that the internet retains its ability to move packets from source IP address to destination IP address with dispatch and reasonable (but neither perfect nor guaranteed) reliability. The outcome will almost certainly be only about the handling of business practices in the business of selling domain names.

    Do not expect WSIS or ICANN to comprehend that the real goal of internet governance is the preservation of the end-to-end principle for the benefit of internet users.

    1. Re:Missing the point by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Whenever I see the word "stakeholder", an image of Buffy comes to mind ...

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    2. Re:Missing the point by swillden · · Score: 1

      In other words, they are arguing over something that is so divorced from technical reality of the net that the outcome, whatever it may be, will provide no assurance that the internet retains its ability to move packets from source IP address to destination IP address with dispatch and reasonable (but neither perfect nor guaranteed) reliability.

      Luckily for us, the outcome isn't likely to have any negative effect on the way IP packets move from 67.186.202.170 to 72.14.207.99, either. Which raises the question of just why we pay so much attention to this garbage.

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    3. Re:Missing the point by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      Because how the hell are we supposed to figure out the IP address corresponding to Slashdot.org without it?

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    4. Re:Missing the point by DJCF · · Score: 1

      Because how the hell are we supposed to figure out the IP address corresponding to Slashdot.org without it?

      You mean you havn't memorised it? Hand in your geek card now...

  16. Re:Let's just get this out of the way and move on. by vodkamattvt · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Nelson Muntz!

  17. Save the internet from what? by external400kdiskette · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Listening to the tone of this article you'd think the USA had installed Pat Robertson as ICANN chief or something and now a politcian who has no qualms about drawing a filthy lucre from a Us-sponsored military dictatorship named Pakistan is going to save it from nothing. I can see the need for the internet to be saved if root entries were being removed for political reasons or what not but there's no problems with the current situation. I don't really see the imminent collapse the article mentions, the current system is here to stay, if people don't like it they can form their own and whatever happens will happen. Nothings broken and the internet is running fine under USA with no government interference of ICANN so there's nothing that needs to be changed.

  18. U.S. Control by EdwinBoyd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In only the broadest sense of the term does the U.S. control the internet. They are certainly the country with the most influence, but they have little control over the inner workings. The U.N. might as well be asking the U.S. to relinquish control over the Coca Cola Corporation*.

    Also as the recent spats between Tier 1s have shown us, the internet is vulnerable but highly adaptive. Connections were impacted for only a brief time and no long term damage was done. It's not perfect by any means but the U.N. isn't providing any solutions besides "Once we run things it will be better".

    *Side note* reading up a little on the relationship between then government and Coca Cola Inc is loads of fun, political intrique, espionage, and killing communism oh my.

    1. Re:U.S. Control by daniil · · Score: 2, Funny
      *Side note* reading up a little on the relationship between then government and Coca Cola Inc is loads of fun, political intrique, espionage, and killing communism oh my.

      Yeah, apparently the Communists choosing Pepsi was the decisive factor. The weapons race, economic problems, the war in Afghanistan -- in the end, none of these really mattered. In reality (and what a bizarre reality it was), it was the wrath of Coca Cola Company that, when unleashed against the Pepsi-drinking Commies, caused the collapse of the Soviet Union.

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    2. Re:U.S. Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    3. Re:U.S. Control by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      reading up a little on the relationship between then government and Coca Cola Inc is loads of fun

      There is a Doctor Strangelove joke in there somewhere...

    4. Re:U.S. Control by DJCF · · Score: 1
      Linky? This sounds very interesting...

      (PS: I have just spent the last two hours googling, no luck :-|

  19. Maybe someone can explain this... by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe someone can explain this to me....

    How can a "governing body" exist for something that it's currently not in charge of? This is like someone moving into your house, and then starts explaining how you've got everything set up incorrectly.

    1. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by dada21 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've met my wife??

    2. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by external400kdiskette · · Score: 1

      It's the UN and it doesn't have to be control anything to have an opinion and a plan. The UN thinks because it represents vague pie in the sky ideals that it has a mandate for everything as if it's some sort of conglomerate of saints when its history proves it's anything but that. Filled with corruption and incompetence everywhere and huge wastage of funds with no accomplishments to show for it. Even Kofi Annan the "chief saint" is awful, when he was head of the U.N. Department of Peacekeeping Operations in Rwanda and Bosnia the General in charge of the forces was sending desperate messages to Annan about the impending massacre and the need to seize the arms from Hutu militias at which point Annan told him to back off and remain impartial, obviously the massacre resulted as a direct result of Annan forcing the force not to act to prevent a massacre. And that didn't stop him getting promoted to secretary general eventually after practically facilitating a massacre by going out of his way to ensure no preventitive action occured. The UN is all humanity according to itself but the reality shows it's all scum and corrupt and causes problems for practically anything it touches and that would include the internet so somebody needs to tell them to go to hell.

    3. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've met my wife??

      Twice this week, as a matter of fact.

    4. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by dada21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      How'd she get out of the cellar???

    5. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by g2devi · · Score: 1

      > How can a "governing body" exist for something that it's currently not in charge of?
      > This is like someone moving into your house, and then starts explaining how you've
      > got everything set up incorrectly.

      Actually, it's closer to this analogy. You create your own housing project and give them addresses 1 to N. A few other people decide to build a house on that street and they need to come up with a street address. They can either let you name the address since you were first, or name it themselves. If they let you name the street address, they'll be guaranteed that people will find your home in relation to other homes because your home will be given the N+1's sequence. The price of this choice is the freedom to choose your own street address.

      Most houses are built, by you, it just makes no sense for anyone else to come up with their own addressing since anyone trying to find them will have no reference point to find them. If, however, most houses are not built by you, the other home builders can decide to come up with their own address system and not have to worry about negotiating the next street address with you.

      That's pretty much what happened here. The internet has grown and is now bigger than the US. The control of the DNS has become a critical piece of infrastructure. Just imagine what would happen if the US decided to go to war with your country and decided to pull the plug on your DNS entries. Companies of that country would lose access to their web sites and the e-commerce/e-business economy of that country would halt in an instant. Such ICANN interference was thought to be unthinkable during the Clinton years, but current US unilateralism has got a lot of countries thinking that they need to reduce their reliance on the US.

    6. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by marsperson · · Score: 1

      Actually the idea is not so new. Governing bodies exist as forums in a lot of fields in order to solve problems which don't yet exist, but because they are expected to exist. The arctic and outer space have such UN instances where goverments can argue about something related to ... well... the arctic or outer space. Sure no one is really arguing about how to divide lunar surface, but said surface being finite, and technology becoming cheaper, it stands to reason that someone will have to reach an agreement sometime when it starts to get crowded. The rules to do so have more or less been laid out, long before the issue is resolvable. And that's a good thing, because the rules were set by consensus among neutral parts (no one really knows who will be in a position to control the moon, yet), and so are therefor generally accepted. If there are a few parties of similar power in an argument, history suggests they will choose to settle their differences following the rules in a more or less ordered manner.

    7. Re:Maybe someone can explain this... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The above is one of the most insightful posts on this thread. This matter didn't develop in a vaccuum. The UN comittee didn't just suddenly realize this was an untapped source of taxation. There is no magic six year delay that means the UN is just now assimilating the idea there's money to be made in the internet, left over from the dot-com bubble era. If this were just about getting more power and funding, it would have come up during that bubble.
              Internationalization is comeing up now because a number of other countries that were willing to trust the US with control over the net domain space system and many other things have lost that trust. These aren't just a few isolated countries such as North Korea that never trusted us, these are predominately nations that did, until recently. Now there's enough of them that don't that there's a chance this could win a general referendum, probably even a Security Counsil vote in the UN - six years ago, there wasn't a chance in hell.
                You want to stop movements like this, first figure out why so many allies are hedging their bets that movements like this now have a chance of success.

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  20. Ahhh, manager speak by geekee · · Score: 1

    "The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders."

    The word paradigm alone reminds me of the Dilbert pointy haired boss learning manager speak through self help tapes.

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  21. NO WAY by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It STARTS with DNS root files.

    Then it moves on to what countries get which websites because y'know China gets ticked off that their people can see that free speech type stuff and the US gets ticked that people can see boobies.

    Then it becomes a controlling system...y'know to "protect" us from spam and worms and horrible criminal violations like sharing that intellectual property, but not missiles and weapons type intellectual property (because governments are free to do that...) just stuff like movies and tv shows.

    Then you begin restricting what you can be POSTED onto the internet... because we certainly can't have hate speech in cyberspace!

    Want a good model? Look at the game ratings sysstem.

    The government demanded it (under threat of making one themselves and imposing it by law) while at the same time saying they didn't want to restrict purchases or violate free speech rights. They just wanted to give parents a *choice*.

    10 years later and now if you sell an M rated game to a minor you can go to jail.

    It's NOT a simple administrative matter.

    1. Re:NO WAY by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it might already have started with the US not allowing .xxx

    2. Re:NO WAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If so, it's the pettyest stupidest reason I've ever heard of. Porn is already firmly entrenched in the .com and .net domains, there was no reason to give them a .xxx domain. It would have solved no problems, it would have been a new domain just for the sake of having a new domain.

    3. Re:NO WAY by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Yeah cause "boobies" are so hard to find on the net now that the US is in control. In other news, Hustler was just banned.

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    4. Re:NO WAY by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      I think it might already have started with the US not allowing .xxx


      Just what is the purpose of a .xxx domain, and who decides what content must be restricted to it?

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    5. Re:NO WAY by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 1

      counter question: why should the US government decide to engage in censorship and prohibit the .xxx domain from being put into place? Why restrict content to it at all? Just make it available.

    6. Re:NO WAY by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      counter question: why should the US government decide to engage in censorship and prohibit the .xxx domain from being put into place? Why restrict content to it at all? Just make it available.


      Because it will inevitably lead to censorship just as "M" rated games. Once such a domain is created people will expect all "obscene" content to move there.

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  22. We need an Internet Bill of Rights by alucinor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What we need is an Internet Bill of Rights to guarantee several conditions of the Internet as it exists today. The Internet today only enjoys things like freedom of speech and freedom from taxation because that is the current policy of the U.S. -- but who knows when that could change? I'm not giving disrespect to how the U.S. currently runs the Internet; rather, I think some of the U.S.'s policies of Internet governance need to be codefied into international law. Then and only then should we even consider handing the Internet over to the U.N.

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    1. Re:We need an Internet Bill of Rights by loqi · · Score: 1

      Two points. One, the current administration doesn't believe in international law (the same way the mafia doesn't believe in federal law). Two, not all countries, given any measure of control over what goes on within their borders, are going to agree to an arbitrary set of "American-style" freedoms. It just will not happen. China is going to go on being a repressive totalitarian regime, no-name tropical countries will go on ignoring intellectual property laws (hurray!), and so on. There would be no enforcement of such a bill, and the US would have to engage in precedented levels of hypocrisy to accuse others of international law violations.

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    2. Re:We need an Internet Bill of Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh? and since when has a government ACTUALLY paid any attention to a bill of rights in recent memory? A bill of rights is nothing more than an unimportant footnote to placate the average citizen anymore, they'd just make conflicting laws on top of it anyway. Kinda like the US is doing with the constitution.

      Thing is, if it were made to where they CAN'T censor and control it, I doubt this 'internet governance' battle would even be occuring.

    3. Re:We need an Internet Bill of Rights by Arandir · · Score: 2, Informative

      the current administration doesn't believe in international law

      Sure it does! It just doesn't believe that international law supercedes national law. Despite rumours to the contrary, there is no world government. The UN is a diplomatic organization and cooperative arrangement between nations, not a government. The US is not beholden to the whims of the UN, because the UN has no legitimate authority over the US.

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    4. Re:We need an Internet Bill of Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      International Law is whatever the Supreme Court of the United States says it is.

  23. Hatch by E8086 · · Score: 1

    I nominate Senator Orin Hatch for the office of Lord Gov'nor of the Internet. Oh, wait, we're trying to 'save' the Internet. In that case the interview should consist the question: "What do you know about the following: Dan Glickman, Mitch Bainwol/Cary Sherman and Orin Hatch? the first person to say "who?" gets the job. And an special section of the Internet should be created to contain the RIAA, MPAA, Hatch and Kansas.

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    1. Re:Hatch by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Someone who hasn't heard about the people trying to screw the Internet over probably isn't involved in it enough to know why listening to them would be a bad idea. And trust me, once you picked someone, he would soon be receiving letters from them.

  24. Teh Intarwebs by waterlogged · · Score: 1

    And here I thought that the "redudant, autonomous, interconnection of private networks" didn't need to be saved, much less governed. I say, let em govern what they think they can. Nobody can stop the signal.

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  25. The heart of the matter. by Tim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I would encourage you all not to focus on general themes of internet governance but instead go to the heart of the matter"

    Okay.

    Fascist states are pissed that they don't get to regulate the content on the internet, because it hinders their ability to feed their population piles of political bullshit.

    What do I get? Is the problem solved yet?

    Seriously. The only correct theme here is the "general" one -- freedom is linked to prosperity.

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    1. Re:The heart of the matter. by WestCanadaCitizen.ca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Last time I checked, "fascist states" like China and North Korea had no problem regulating content on the internet (the ongoing Cisco fiasco, the Yahoo debacle in China, etc.). For that matter, organizations like the MPAA and RIAA don't even have a big problem regulating content on the internet here in North America, with the help of the U.S. gov't. The problem isn't so much one of controlling content, it's the problem of controlling tax bases and influencing the future direction of the internet. And like it or not, the future direction of the internet is going to involve surveillance and lots of it from every possible government. The tax base problem is already being faced by low-tax regimes that allow international corporations to incorporate in their jurisdiction but lack the connectivity to make an online business viable there. So businesses (now mainly online gaming and porn) deal with a North American or European hosting company, but are incroporated in a low tax jurisdiction in the Carribean, which puts them into a legal gray area for taxation purposes. Are they doing business in the Caymans where they are incorporated, or in Texas, where their servers are hosted? Although some laws exist to address this, most countries still see this as a source of tax leakage. And the two things that really get governments riled up are not being able to collect taxes and not being able to spy on people.

    2. Re:The heart of the matter. by loqi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm. Except plenty of the states that are interested in this issue are not, in fact, fascist states. Come to think of it, most of Europe is decidedly less fascist than the US.

      It's just a matter of principle. The internet as a whole can't be governed, but the TLDs corresponding to countries can (and I would assert, should) be managed by those respective countries. And as long as the US (or a U.S. corporation) holds all the keys, I'm guessing Europe is worried, in principle, of unilateral action. Seriously, taking the point of view of most of the rest of the world, the US is not exactly the most trustworthy, dependable, ethical state you could be dealing with.

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    3. Re:The heart of the matter. by Zoop · · Score: 1

      Don't forget his take on it:

      The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders.

      In other words, vague, poorly-understood, out-of-context buzzwords are the "heart of the matter." I can only conclude that the "themes" he was deriding were so vague as to be inexpressible in human languages.

      Congratulations, you have now been promoted from useless bureaucrat to management consultant. It's a lateral move.

    4. Re:The heart of the matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the TLDs corresponding to countries can (and I would assert, should) be managed by those respective countries.

      and they are: .ca is under Canadian control, .cn is under Chinese control, .tv is under Tuvalu's control, althouth Tuvalu contracted it out to a private company.

    5. Re:The heart of the matter. by loqi · · Score: 1

      Please add, "as long as ICANN says so" to the end of each of those. None of those countries find representation in the US. So, in principle, none of those countries have any real say in what happens to their TLDs. And principle is very important at an international level.

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    6. Re:The heart of the matter. by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1
      organizations like the MPAA and RIAA don't even have a big problem regulating content on the internet here in North America, with the help of the U.S. gov't
      But-but-but that's OK because copyright infringement is illegal!
    7. Re:The heart of the matter. by Empty+Yo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that list of facist states like Sweden, Finland, France and the UK is pretty long, too. Everyone wants the US to relinquish control to an international body, not just the true fascist states. With the US looking more and more like a radical theocracy each day, I would be leary of them having control over a key part of my banking infrastructure, too.

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    8. Re:The heart of the matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, who teaches you this garbage? Focus your remaining time in school on learning to spell (e.g. it's leery) and leave the political punditry to the adults, eh? Does spouting this kind of empty rhetoric get you laid by leftie Canadian chicks with hairy pits? I certainly hope so, because I can't otherwise conceive of why a reasonable young adult would want to be associated with the ridiculous statement you made.

      some random douchenozzle whined:
      "With the US looking more and more like a radical theocracy each day, I would be leary of..."

    9. Re:The heart of the matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof by contradiction. I like your style.

      There are many examples of religous/moral views/opinions creeping into US law.

  26. KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  27. Contradictory by popo · · Score: 1

    "I would encourage you all not to focus on general themes of internet governance but instead go to the heart of the matter," were Khan's opening words. And then he listed them. "The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders."

    Aren't "oversight" and the "paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders" pretty much at the heart of "general themes of internet governance"?

    ie: 'Let's not focus on how we're going to run this thing, lets focus instead on how in the future we're going to cooperate, oversee.. and... run this thing'

    Nice political vapor-speak.

    Further proof that they're going to make one hell of a mess...

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  28. MMM, UN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The great firewall of the UN..

    Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

  29. One man, save the Internet? by eyebits · · Score: 1

    Give me a break. One man or woman is never the saviour of anything. Titles like the one on this Slashdot article are sensational garbage. One person didn't not create the Internet and one person will never have the power to destroy it or save it.

    1. Re:One man, save the Internet? by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Actually I have good word that OSTG just received a large check for U.N. slashvertisements.

      The article at the same time tomorrow will be about Cotecna.

    2. Re:One man, save the Internet? by loqi · · Score: 1

      Where to begin? Tongue in cheek? The Register? You have no sense of context.

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    3. Re:One man, save the Internet? by eyebits · · Score: 1

      So much for carefully reading what I post... I wrote: One person didn't not create the Internet.. Which, of course, should be: One person did not create the Internet... Mod me down for being an idiot :)

    4. Re:One man, save the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An idea for the title of a book:
      "Save the Internet, one man, in 24 hours".

    5. Re:One man, save the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One man has never been the saviour of anything? Well... aside from the human race!

    6. Re:One man, save the Internet? by eyebits · · Score: 1

      Deities not included.

  30. The internet needs saving from free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is merely a grab for power and influence by the UN. The internet doesn't need saving from anything other than free speech. The UN is interesting far more in political influence than they are in the well-being of the internet. In a UN-controlled internet if you say something they don't like you'll simply be shut down.

    It doesn't end there, however. There's a massive potential for revenue on the Internet. Sooner or later we're going to be taxed for things as simple sharing emails. A bloated bureaucracy like the UN needs to find funding from somewhere. And the wealthier nations are going to be paying the bill to enable impoverished nations to get online. Of course, they promise to offer internet access to people in impoverished nations. But first of all, what good is browsing the internet to someone who is starving. And secondly, we all know how good the UN is at mis-managing money, and that's when they're not outright stealing it.

    What the UN will do by controlling the internet is stifle progress and use it as a tool to spread their own gain. What they're looking to do here is undermine the influence the United States has in the world. It's not for nothing that Europe is in support of all this.

  31. The contradiction by e-bart · · Score: 1

    If there wouldn't be any reasons for wanting to have control, the US wouldn't mind giving away control to some international organisation. The fact that some people in the US want to keep control, is the fear of the rest of the world.

    It's all a matter of who has the power. Has the US got plans with their current power? If not, then there's no problem in giving it away. If so, then that's a good reason for the rest of the world to want to take that power away from the US.

    1. Re:The contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe we just like the way that it works now, and don't trust it in the hands of other people. Maybe our agenda is to keep it like it is.

    2. Re:The contradiction by westamastaflash · · Score: 1

      That's like saying: You won't mind being full body searched at the airport, you have nothing to hide, right? You wouldn't mind, to help protect the plane from bad guys? The internet is fine the way it is. Leave it alone!

    3. Re:The contradiction by e-bart · · Score: 1

      That's an excelent example! Although I've got a feeling you're looking at it the wrong way.

      The question is: Has *the US* got something to hide? If not, then you won't mind being full body searched, right? Or in this case: Handover control to some international organisation.

  32. a better title for the article by ksheff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Meet the Man Who Will Fuck Up The Internet.

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  33. The UN is not a government. by karzan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure you only called the UN a 'world government' as a rhetorical device, but unfortunately there are those who actually believe it is some kind of world government so the point sometimes need reinforcing.

    The UN is an international organisation. It was never intended to be a government, it doesn't function as one. It is a (mostly) consensus-based body, because the point is that it is intended to be completely neutral and express the combined will of the countries of the world.

    Before you tell me how the UN is pointless, just remember how many millions of people depend every day on the vital work of WHO (eradicated smallpox, takes care of outbreaks of diseases, etc), UNHCR (cares for literally millions of refugees), UNDP (funds vital development projects), WFP (delivers food aid to famine stricken areas), FAO (source of co-operation on agricultural development), UNIDO (shares technical knowledge for industrial development), UNEP (monitors environmental damage and provides expertise for solving environmental problems), UNESCO (funding restoration of cultural sites, making research grants etc). Not to mention all the others like ILO, UNICEF, ICJ, ICC, etc.

    All that is what the UN does, and they do it in a way that no one else can. Why? Because they represent neutrality, they represent the authority of the peoples of the world, and by and large they do a damned good job of carrying out their mandate.

    And then there's the General Assembly, which of course is a talking shop, but it's better to have a talking shop than none at all--it's a place for opinions to get aired, and a place for the international community to express its opinions.

    NONE of this is any kind of 'world government'. It is the governments of the world, getting together to co-operate on solving some of humanity's biggest problems, and trying to work out their differences without having to resort to conflict. And while the headline-grabbing events are when this doesn't work (like with Iraq), the vast majority of the time it is actually very effective--you just don't see it on FOX News.

    Now, you can be extremely dogmatic and tell me that anything done by anyone that isn't in the name of private enterprise is doomed to fail. But I challenge you to show how private enterprise would have filled all of the vital functions that the aforementioned UN agencies have filled over the last 50 years. And no, this is not a question of 'If you had waited long enough, the market would have done it'. Any longer wait and more people would have died of smallpox; any longer wait for refugee camps to be built and people die of cholera. And of course, there's not really any profit to be made in these situations anyway. That's when the international community simply says 'Right, let's solve it'. Consensually.

    1. Re:The UN is not a government. by isotope23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I call bullshit.

      The U.N. may not be a world government YET but many are pushing it that way.

      the relevant part : "without explicit authorization for U.N. taxes on currency exchange, fossil fuels and a host of other tax targets. "

      And this

      or this

      or this

      While I detest bush, I detest the "one world" mentality just as much. The U.N. was founded solely as a place where nations could talk about their disagreements, NOT as a world governing body, which they are trying to become.

      I have enough problems with the bloated and bureaucratic U.S. government.
      I do not want an even larger and more insulated layer deciding what I can and can't do.

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    2. Re:The UN is not a government. by stlhawkeye · · Score: 4, Insightful
      In the interest of full disclosure, I am a libertarian Republican. People like me are also sometimes called liberals, just not in the USA. Actually, I take that back. I would have been called a liberal up until about 1963. Anyway, take my opinion with a grain of salt.

      Now, you can be extremely dogmatic and tell me that anything done by anyone that isn't in the name of private enterprise is doomed to fail.

      I'm not sure I understand your statement. Is "in the name of private enterprise" synonymous with free enterprise? Because if so, I will be dogmatic and claim that without economic freedom you will never have true liberty, the human being naturally yearns for liberty, and he will eventually fight for it. If you mean "private enterprise" in the sense of The Very Big Corporation of America increasing its earnings projection by eighteen cents, well yeah that's no help when it comes to feeding people with no money or natural resources living under uncaring governments.

      But I challenge you to show how private enterprise would have filled all of the vital functions that the aforementioned UN agencies have filled over the last 50 years.

      I would claim that private enterprise could have, and could have done a far better job. Not that the UN did a bad job, but the private sector is almost always more efficient and more effective. Almost always. The real problem is that the private sector has no real motivation to invest a ton of money in such an endeavor, and when you hire the work out, you get bloated government contracts that are viewed as "free" money by the private sector, and there's no incentive to be efficient.

      And no, this is not a question of 'If you had waited long enough, the market would have done it'.

      No, I agree. Markets do not go and liberate people. Democracies do.

      Any longer wait and more people would have died of smallpox; any longer wait for refugee camps to be built and people die of cholera. And of course, there's not really any profit to be made in these situations anyway. That's when the international community simply says 'Right, let's solve it'. Consensually.

      As it must. I am 100% in favor of free enterprise and capitalism abut there's a problem with free markets: if you don't have any money, the market really isn't concerned with you. That's where governments step in. I don't trust private enterprise to take care of national parks and poverty. I don't trust the government to do it either, but we can vote the government out of power. With the tangled web of corporate cannibalistic ownership, most people have no idea which corporate amalgams they're supporting when they buy any given product.

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    3. Re:The UN is not a government. by karzan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. If a bunch of governments get together and sign a treaty that says, 'We are all going to collect a tax on currency transactions within our own borders and then contribute it to a common fund', that does not constitute the formation of a government. Because it is a treaty, it is consensual, and they can pull out of it without anyone starting a war against them. And because there is no uber-government behind the agreement, no 'world police' or 'world army' are going to come in and 'enforce' the treaty.

      The international community, including the International Court of Justice, works on the principle that most states see it as being in their long term interest to play by the rules (the US does not generally see it this way but they are an exception). It does not work on the basis that there is going to be some big organised force enforcing agreements--as is the case when there is a government. The two are completely different.

    4. Re:The UN is not a government. by loqi · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is just the natural backlash to the US government's rabid endorsement of any and all "free market" solutions. Low taxes in third-world countries are good for first-world business, and not necessarily good for the third-world citizenry. High-tax countries are probably worried (rightly so) that their systems are threatened by relentless free-marketeering.

      Reality of the UN aside, may I ask, what is exactly so problematic with the so-called "one world mentality"? Do you see the need for government at the county level? At the state level? At the federal level? What defines the line that says, "don't cross this, lest ye enter world government"? Just a general distrust of organizations?

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    5. Re:The UN is not a government. by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't trust private enterprise to take care of national parks and poverty.

      Oh I don't know, the Boy Scouts seem to be doing a pretty good job with the land they own. It may not be open to the public, but it is generally pretty well cared for.

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    6. Re:The UN is not a government. by J05H · · Score: 2, Funny

      >UN.... NONE of this is any kind of 'world government'.

      Correct. The US Federal Government is the nascent World State - Washington (and New York) are the places the whole world pays attention to. The UN is only a distraction and talking shop as you put it. The irony is all the "small government" conservatives that keep blindly voting to create Bush's New World Order. This isn't much different from Clinton's NWO, either - there is one agenda here folks. Unocal, Carlyle Group, Bush, Saudi oil, bombing Serbia, it's all one nasty deal.

      (adjusts tin foil hat)

      Anyway, the UN can have the Internet when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

      Josh

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    7. Re:The UN is not a government. by isotope23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reality of the UN aside, may I ask, what is exactly so problematic with the so-called "one world mentality"?

      I view government as a necessary EVIL. The best government is the least government you can get away with.

      Just a general distrust of organizations?

      I have no problem with voluntary organizations, but I have a big problem with involuntary ones.

      IMO once the U.N. has some sort of tax authority that authority will continue to grow. Take a look at the history of the US. We went from an excise tax to an income tax (only on the "rich") to an income tax on everyone. Along the way the politicians have become more and more irresponsible with the budget.

      The best Government is one which keeps the majority of power at the local level. E.G. Bottom-up instead of top-down.

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    8. Re:The UN is not a government. by FleaPlus · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't trust private enterprise to take care of national parks and poverty.

      Oh I don't know, the Boy Scouts seem to be doing a pretty good job with the land they own.


      Other good examples of private organizations undertaking the same role as national parks are Ducks Unlimited and The Nature Conservancy.

    9. Re:The UN is not a government. by aaronl · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I'd agree with you that the free market might have done it, but that it would have taken a long time. You'd have private charities start up for humanitarian causes, etc, that sprouted from various countries as their respective standard of living rose. Again, this would take a long time. Since the UN did not use force to accomplish those various goals, it is acceptable. Nations volunteer aid as money, product, or personnel.

      You did mention a few reasons why the UN shouldn't be involved in this, though. First, they aren't a representative government, so there is no way to directly influence their decisions. Second, they don't actually run any other infrastructure, and have no real authority to do so. As you mentioned, they are mostly a diplomatic body for discussion, not a ruling or lawmaking body.

      In the case of the Internet, it really is a market driven medium, market supported, and market paid medium and not a public resource. We get the benefit of the network as is made available by the companies that keep it running. We have very successful international working groups that ratify standards and discuss problems and fixes. The market has already taken care of broad international groups separate from governments for most of the Internet.

      The only things that are still tied to any particular government are DNS and IP addressing. IP addressing is broken apart into different geographic regions, so it's largely outside of government control. The only one that they are really discussing is DNS.

      It would definitely be better to get it out from under US control, but giving it to another set of governments isn't going to make it any better. We should be striving for cooperative control of the root zone by independent private groups rather than any government control at all.

    10. Re:The UN is not a government. by Nail · · Score: 2, Funny

      You state the UN is not a government, then make a list of functions that look a lot like "role of government" type functions. The UN performs these functions for the many slacker governments of the world, and by doing so makes itself out to be the "good guy". Good guy or not, providing these functions does require the authority of government. Stating "the UN is not a government" does not make it so. The UN does walk, swim, and quack like a government duck, so to me your argument does not fly. As for the "private enterprise" argument, I say "whatever". We are not talking about all functions, just this one. The perpetual screw-ups at the UN can have "last crack" at this one, thank you very much...

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    11. Re:The UN is not a government. by VenTatsu · · Score: 1
      Not to mention all the others like ILO, UNICEF, ICJ, ICC, etc.
      Don't forget all that UNATCO will do for us in the next 50 years! Like cybernetic commandos. As a bonus they will even be used as pawns for a megalomaniacal psycho bent on world domination.
    12. Re:The UN is not a government. by loqi · · Score: 1

      I view government as a necessary EVIL. The best government is the least government you can get away with.

      There's a problem with this view. Sometimes public enterprise does a better job of things than private enterprise. Throw it out for the sake of superstition (which is essentially what you're appealing to when calling it "evil"), and you're throwing out all the benefits associated with public enterprise. There are simply times when you can "get away with" less government, but more government is the optimal solution. We could "get away with" abolishing the UN, and millions of people would starve, die from lack of medical treatment, and so forth. So a blanket appeal "against government" accomplishes absolutely nothing.

      The best Government is one which keeps the majority of power at the local level. E.G. Bottom-up instead of top-down.

      I pretty much thoroughly disagree. I cite the pre-civil war South as the iconic example of local government abuse that would have continued unchecked without the feds putting their foot down. Federal government at least has to answer to every state for abuses. If a local government's victims stay local and powerless, they're fucked. There's no lower level of government to appeal to.

      I believe it's much more difficult to mantain choking control over people at large at the federal level. I believe many local governments would consist of a majority with a bent towards harming the local minority.

      Local governments are also easier to buy out. ALL government has a price, and that price matters.

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    13. Re:The UN is not a government. by Tongo · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with the "one world government/mentality" idea is that this "one world" would probably not be governed by the United States Constitution. If I have all of the freedoms and guarantees put forth by the US Constitution I would be fine with it. By this, I don't mean that the world should be governed by the United States, but rather any world government should use our Constitution as it's own. Otherwise I don't want to play.

    14. Re:The UN is not a government. by ADRA · · Score: 1

      (Warning, Ad Hominem alert) Man, I just love listening to Libertarians. You've always got such a colorful way of looking at things. I often disagree with your talking points, but you always make it entertaining for me to read =)

      Just to add *some* sort of rebuke to the above, the US has been quite generous about throwing away UN spearheaded initiatives in the past. You may think that many drafts they've produced are useless, or simply bad ideas, but enough people thought that it was the right to vote them in use.

      Some UN proposals that the US ignored (Metrc, Radio Spectrum allocations) are simply unmitigated disasters, and others (international courts, kyoto) just tend to piss off your neighboring countries hearing about your whining.

      I name some well known examples of this, but it all comes down to one basic point. The US can and will ignore any UN charter that they don't agree with. You may be punished in trade for it, but its still fair.

      Now, if you doin't like draft xyz coming out of the UN, there isn't any extra level of beaurocracy in the decision making process. You either cooperatively agree on a world standard, or you ignore the standard and do what you like. Its the national level making the decision, so there isn't any more dilution of your voice.

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    15. Re:The UN is not a government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All that is what the UN does, and they do it in a way that no one else can. Why? Because they represent neutrality, they represent the authority of the peoples of the world, and by and large they do a damned good job of carrying out their mandate."

      Where have you been?

      The recent transparency with world politics and the availability of information had put the UN's neutrality in question. Further, what weight the UN had as a neutral body was *always* correlated with a certain level of ineffectiveness aka doing the job half-assed.

      In the past, it was easy to say the UN was neutral because the gatekeeper's showed the UN as neutral. The UN was the top-tier for informaiton transfer between national officials as well. But with more information these days, particularly through the internet, how mismanaged and ineffective (aka bureaucratic), even unbalanced, the UN is has come forward because of the transparency of both the actual processes of the UN (readily available coverage of events) as well revealing the end points (looking regions they are supposed to help, etc.).

      I find it of no small occurrence the push to regulate that same media which has vastly undermined how people view the UN.

      Where the UN was effective, it soon become apparent that member nations who disagreed could weaken the process. People who hate US backed plans via the UN often affiliate UN with US. This caused the manifestation of (may have been there previously, or worked in concert with or to give rise to) the anti-UN sentiment in the US. People blame Iraq on the US, deservingly but in absence of the shit that the UN just let up on.

      "WHO (eradicated smallpox, takes care of outbreaks of diseases, etc)"

      Ignores genocides, has been ineffective in eradicating nearly any other disease despise effective vaccines, can't disburse funds in the first place effective where there are effective treatments (such as onchoseriosis (sorry for spelling, look up Nile River Blindness if I recall right)) such that they must allow private companies to donate drugs, putting those private companies into political crosshairs (some do deserve negative criticism, many times not).

      Further, don't correlate the opportunity of a vaccine and a stupid bug (smallpox isn't very "smart") with the prowess of a health organization. The effectiveness of WHO is better explained due to the fear of the uncontrollable (quickly propagating infectious diseases) which threaten all governments more so than respect for other nations or their people, or the UN as an effective world organization.

      The WHO's reputation is also correlated with the rise and fall of the UN as well. The UN became an enabler because all nations disliked smallpox and the WHO were made up of people serious about stopping certain infectious diseases. However, the WHO failed with malaria, failed with many recent epidemics, and can't do squat about Africa, and I don't mean HIV/AIDS in Africa but cured diseases like polio.

      "UNHCR (cares for literally millions of refugees)"

      And turns a blind eye to many. "Refugees" takes on a new, limited meaning with the UN, being only if they are defined as refugees by UNHCR. Political refugees from North Korea are frequently not classified as refugees according to the UN body. This UN body often only dictates who are refugees after another member nation indicates they are willing to take them on. Worse, if another member nation protests, what should be refugees are left in a state of limbo as to their refugee status, leading to their demise or return to homeland for prosecution/persecution. This often occurs with political refugees.

      Nothing like a worldwide body that puts refugees into a catch22 enabled by the very body suppose to protect these individuals--not stating true refugees as refugees because of 1 member nation's protest, while deferring to member nations who might accept refugees first. This becomes an effective roadblock against political refugees--a would be nation won't accept refugees

    16. Re:The UN is not a government. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You directed your essay at the wrong people. It's not slashdotters who think the UN is a world government. It's UN beaurocrats like Boutros Boutros Gali and Kofi Anan.

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    17. Re:The UN is not a government. by karzan · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell most of your criticisms add up to 'UN bodies do something, but they do not do enough'. No one is arguing that the UN should be able to solve all the world's problems. The point is that they make a positive difference.

      Of course that difference is commensurate with the political will of the member states--it cannot go beyond that, otherwise the UN loses its neutrality and its representative nature. That is where other organisations, like regional organisations, NGOs, the private sector, and individual governments have to step in to fill the gap. It is a natural limitation of a neutral organisation intended to represent everyone.

      It also means that where there is not the political will to carry out particular projects, the UN cannot succeed--as you point out, WHO's malaria eradication campaign, or their attempts to wipe out polio e.g. in West Africa lately. But what is it you are saying? That because they cannot work miracles or solve problems perfectly, they should not exist? Regardless of the fact that WHO have not eradicated malaria or polio, they have contributed to reducing them, along with a variety of other diseases (e.g. leprosy). The same argument can be extended to the other bodies.

      I don't really see your point.

    18. Re:The UN is not a government. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Great. So the governments of the world are going to be in "control" of the inter net.

      Like that's gonna be enforcable.

      Still, I'd like to walk in there and ask them what the hell they think they're doing.

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    19. Re:The UN is not a government. by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1
      Anyway, the UN can have the Internet when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

      Except it's not in your cold dead fingers
      It's in the USA's cold dead fingers
    20. Re:The UN is not a government. by isotope23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes public enterprise does a better job of things than private enterprise.

      Really? What examples do you have exactly?

      I cite the pre-civil war South as the iconic example of local government abuse that would have continued unchecked without the feds putting their foot down.

      I cite the fact that there were roughly 20 slave holding societies which made slavery illegal without resorting to violence, vs the ONE that did. I suggest you do a bit of checking into the causes for the civil war as well. It was not slavery but taxation which was the root cause of the civil war. I suggest this book. It sheds alot of light on what was going on at the time.

      Some choice facts: the south paid roughly 90% of the federal taxes at the time, while most federal spending was in the north. The Republicans came to power on a platform of protectionism, (including an increase in tariffs). Congress increased tariffs from 20% to 50% on imported goods shortly upon the start of the new session. Since Southern states exported their unfinished goods and took payment in finished goods they were the ones who had the most to lose.

      Federal government at least has to answer to every state for abuses.
      When was the last time the federal government had to "answer" for anything? Funny how the Fed makes pollution laws which we have to obey, but they are exempt from.

      If a local government's victims stay local and powerless, they're fucked. There's no lower level of government to appeal to. Really? Who are we to appeal to when the national government is unjust? The local ones? When the power comes from above it is next to impossible to check.

      ALL government has a price, and that price matters. Yes, which is why I'd rather have budwieser, etc have to buy off 10,000 local governments than send
      "campaign" contributions to 100 senators.

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    21. Re:The UN is not a government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are any of these for-profit corporations?
      Didn't think so.

    22. Re:The UN is not a government. by jamesson · · Score: 1

      You know what this reminds me of?

      The Mac Vs. PC "debate"

      or the Windows vs. Linux "debate"

      whichever comes first.

      I live in New Jersey. I have ample bitter experience in the sad truth that the federal gvernment is no more or less corruptible than local governments. Unfortunately, deep differences between large human group interaction systems and, say, softare render them immune to any kind of cost-benefit analysis. The fact of the matter is this. Local governments do some things well. Federal governmens do other things well. Both perform necessary functions. The fact that our government performs most of these functions in an incredibly shoddy manner is evidence of our poor choice of leaders, not of the federal government's inherent inability to perform these functons.

      Now, as to your points
      Really? What examples do you have exactly?

      Let's see. The interstate highway system, the TVA, the Air Traffic Control system, the Federal Reserve, and (assuming, as I mentioned, decent management, which we are unlikely to see anytime soon) the railway system and space research. I could go on. As I mentioned, the above examples perform more or less well proportinally to the intelligence of management.

      Sure, you can claim that the federal government is fulfilling these functions crappily. But, as was mentioned earlier in the debate, unless you want to appeal to religious considerations I see no way for you to argue that Washington _should not_ fulfil these functions.

      I cite the fact that there were roughly 20 slave holding societies which made slavery illegal without resorting to violence, vs the ONE that did.

      This is an interesting argument, and quite new to me. I will have to read the book.

      When was the last time the federal government had to "answer" for anything?

      We have these group events every four years or so, they're called elections.

      I hate to be rude, but I'm afraid that this is the piece of libertarian dogma I find most repugnant. I was born in Russia. I know what a _real_ unaccountable central authority looks like. Please get a clue.

      Really? Who are we to appeal to when the national government is unjust?

      The gun. You appeal to the gun.

      Two hundred and twenty nine years ago this country was founded on a simple principle; if the entity with the monopoly on violence in society abuses its power, the monopoly is null and void.

      A shame, really. We were _this_ close to a revolutionary politic during the sixties, and here we are a generation later with our thumbs up our asses, going "gee, what should we do when we're oppressed by our government? aduhhhh"

    23. Re:The UN is not a government. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I've seen a lot of funny posts get moderated as "Insightful," even though they obviously weren't, just so that the poster would get some karma.

      I think this is the first case when I've seen a truly Insightful post get moderated "Funny."

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    24. Re:The UN is not a government. by skeptictank · · Score: 1
      "they represent the authority of the peoples of the world, and by and large they do a damned good job of carrying out their mandate."

      Are you arguing that they are not a world government or that they are a world government?

      The UN is a gathering of DIPLOMATS, i.e. SPIES.

      I never voted for anyone occupying a chair on the UN and therefore I don't recognize their authority.

    25. Re:The UN is not a government. by J05H · · Score: 1

      >Except it's not in your cold dead fingers
      >It's in the USA's cold dead fingers

      Yes, and I am the USA! Well, 1-300,000,000th of the USA, and I vote.

      I do not in any way support the UN's underhanded attempts to wrest control from ICANN.

      Josh

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    26. Re:The UN is not a government. by isotope23 · · Score: 1

      Really? What examples do you have exactly?

      Let's see. The interstate highway system, the TVA, the Air Traffic Control system, the Federal Reserve, and (assuming, as I mentioned, decent management, which we are unlikely to see anytime soon) the railway system and space research. I could go on. As I mentioned, the above examples perform more or less well proportinally to the intelligence of management.

      I believe the interstate can be justified as constitutional for the defense of the country. I might even agree with Air Traffic, (although there are a number of contracted companies running atc towers). I am amused about your example of the federal reserve. That to me is the very WORST of the federal abuse of power, and unconstitutional to boot. Institutionalized inflation (which is what we have) hurts the poor worst of all. The wealthy can invest as a hedge against inflation, while the poor typically "invest" in a bank account if they can manage to save at all. With the current environment they will at best break even with purchasing power by doing so. This is why I believe both the democrats and the republicans clearly do no give a shit about the poor, as the system is currently set up to penalize those that are frugal and try to save.

      Amtrak sucks, and has been running in the red for years. Spaceship one showed that private enterprise can reach space cheaply.

      I hate to be rude, but I'm afraid that this is the piece of libertarian dogma I find most repugnant. I was born in Russia. I know what a _real_ unaccountable central authority looks like. Please get a clue.

      Well, you may get to see one again, right here. Lets check how much of our constitution is still valid :

      Artile III, section II

      The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed

      AND

      Amendment VI - Right to speedy trial, confrontation of witnesses. Ratified 12/15/1791.

      In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

      The above is no longer true if the penalty for EACH charge you face carries less than 6 months per charge. So important they put that in there twice. Funny how ALL doesn't mean ALL dont you think?

      right to a speedy and public trial,and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor

      Yeah tell that to the guys in gitmo (whoever they may be??) for going on 4 years now.

      Amendment VIII - Cruel and Unusual punishment. Ratified 12/15/1791.

      Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. Hmmm sounds like that should cover the torture question don't ya think?

      Amendment IV - Search and seizure. Ratified 12/15/1791.

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      I say this clearly violates that whole probable cause thing.

      Amendment II - Right to bear arms. Ratified 12/15/1791

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    27. Re:The UN is not a government. by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
      In the interest of full disclosure, I am a libertarian Republican
      Ouch that must suck....being in a party that completely left those "small government, live and let live" ideals behind.....decades ago. Full of right-wing statists and theocrats these days.
    28. Re:The UN is not a government. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Anyway, the UN can have the Internet when they pry it from my cold dead fingers

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      Your offer is acceptable.

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    29. Re:The UN is not a government. by samjam · · Score: 1

      Do you think that the united states is governed according to its constitution?

      Sam

    30. Re:The UN is not a government. by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that the US constitution, where human rights are an afterthought tacked on as "amendements", is the best constitution there could possibly be? Have you ever actually read any other constitution?

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    31. Re:The UN is not a government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the private sector is almost always more efficient and more effective.

      And when the public sector is more effective (far too many examples), corporations just squeeze themselves in governments and though bought-out political support they start to eat their public counterparts from inside-out. Proceed until the service is sufficiently trashed or until the television PR makes its magic on public opinion, and then you can buy the largest of the public companies for 1/1000th of their real value.

      I live in Brazil, where the public sector is deemed "much more efficient" and now, after full privatization of our telecom infrastructure to multinationals, we pay $200 for a telephone bill that used to cost 10 cents a month. The service, of course, is the same quality or worse, if our public telecom wasn't being actively sabotaged by politicians to perform and look poorly. Same with the energy sector.

      Poor performance from a public company? Bet your ass the "public" managers want their "private" friends to have less competition or to achieve a buyout later.

      Off-topic but this kind of remark pisses me off.

    32. Re:The UN is not a government. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Is it the best possible constitution? No. Is it the best constitution that actually exists? Maybe, maybe not. Is it better than a one-world government where most of the member countries are dictatorships? Hell yes!

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    33. Re:The UN is not a government. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Yes, it DOES suck! Like the above poster, I'm also a libertarian and until 2004 I voted Republican. Under Bush, it's become clear that the Repubs are as pro bloated government & anti-freedom as the Dems, and they currently have more power than the Dems did.

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    34. Re:The UN is not a government. by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      See, this is why I actually vote libertarian instead of phoneytarian. Sure, snowball's chance and all that, and some downright insane politicians...but they are the good kind of insane and the party actually has small government, free market ideals.

    35. Re:The UN is not a government. by W3lshRareBit · · Score: 1

      This thread is brought to you by the UN.
      "The Black Helicopter People"

    36. Re:The UN is not a government. by m0rphm0nkey · · Score: 1

      We would have absolutely no control over this, even the single UN rep we have isn't voted on by the people, he's installed by the president and confirmed by congress and he typically only stays about a year. Can we all say ineffectual? If this happens it can't be undone because nonbody would want to give us back control. This is an organization that has China on it's human rights committee. It's a one way street...bad idea.

      It's not like we invented air and now the rest of the world would like some. They can do their own thing all they want, all they've gotta do is do it and maybe put a gateway in if they want us on it.

      I suspect that the reason the UN hasn't done something like this already is that they CAN'T. Just like they can't possibly govern the internet in any less than the bizarre, inefectual, and convoluted way they already take care of their current business. It would be like having an obfuscated internet contest that NEVER ENDS.

      They can come pry my authoritative dns server from my cold dead fingers.

      m

    37. Re:The UN is not a government. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Are any of these for-profit corporations?

      No, but the individuals at the top of them sure do profit...

    38. Re:The UN is not a government. by jamesson · · Score: 1

      You keep walking by the argument without even saying hello. A simple question; grant me, as a personal favor, the point that the valid response to an unnacountable government is armed rebellion. So say you and I go form a militia. Right-thinking americans (who are, of course, in the majority) raly to our cause. The washington kleptocracy is o'erthrown. A new constitutional convention is held.

      Now, do you seriously believe that this convention results in the _absence_ of a federal government?

      Here's a better question. The last five years have seen corporate malfeasance undreamt of since the era of the trusts. Why aren't you calling for the abolition of the corporation as a legal entity?

      the federal reserve

      Yeah, let's have a puny central bank, like russia. They're doing real well without inflation controls.

      Amtrak sucks

      Did you miss my caveat about good management, or just ignore it?

      private enterprise can reach space cheaply

      Yeah, maybe corporations will do space travel as well as they do air travel. Air travel looked pretty cheap, too - until all those bankruptcies.
      Besides, I thought the point of space travel was to learn something, not to save money?If the corps do research, do you think they'll opensource the results? That'll be the day.

      I'm not gonna touch the constitutional arguments, like I said, they miss the point. The crucial difference between our points of view is that while we both think that a single entity is responsible or the world being a tiolet (you - the government, me - corporations) you call for abolition while I call for reform.

    39. Re:The UN is not a government. by isotope23 · · Score: 1

      Right-thinking americans (who are, of course, in the majority) raly to our cause. The washington kleptocracy is o'erthrown. A new constitutional convention is held

      majority? That I doubt. When the last revolution was fought, the loyalists were still the majority here.

      Now, do you seriously believe that this convention results in the _absence_ of a federal government?

      I never said I wanted an absence of a federal government. I want a minimalist one which sticks to its limited role as described within the constitution. E.G. national defense, weights& measures, minting and thats about it.

      Here's a better question. The last five years have seen corporate malfeasance undreamt of since the era of the trusts. Why aren't you calling for the abolition of the corporation as a legal entity? Believe me the corps are a big part of the problem. Back when the country was founded there were very strict limits on corporations. I.E. a corp could only do business in its state of incorporation, AND could only do the business for which it was originally incorporated for. Thus no mega conglomerates in 25 different fields. I think the grant of corporate "personhood" to the railroads was one of the worst things ever to happen to this country.

      Yeah, let's have a puny central bank, like russia. They're doing real well without inflation controls.

      Im not sure you're getting my point here. We do not have inflation controls, we have GUARANTEED inflation "controls" for example, look here. the first and third graphs are interesting. Or this link

      from the link above: "Whatever other problems there were with the gold standard, persistent inflation was not one of them. Between 1880 and 1914, the period when the United States was on the "classical gold standard," inflation averaged only 0.1 percent per year."

      So how does 0.1 percent strike you versus the FED standard of 4.0 percent for inflationary controls? I'd say pretty damn good. It meant that if you were poor you could save your money and count on it being worth the same amount year to year. Try a compound comparison of $100.00 for 20 years. With the fed, in 20 years your 100.00 is worth $46.00 without, $98.00.

      Amtrak sucks

      Did you miss my caveat about good management, or just ignore it?


      Nope, but can you tell me was there ever a period after it was nationalized that amtrak did not suck? For as long as I can remember Amtrak has lost money. Do you really think such a systemic problem can be blamed on bad mangagement, or upon the system (government owned and operated) itself?

      The crucial difference between our points of view is that while we both think that a single entity is responsible or the world being a tiolet (you - the government, me - corporations) you call for abolition while I call for reform.

      I say they are both responsible. But let me ask you a question....

      Would you agree that power corrupts individuals?

      If so, why is your answer to that problem the greater concentration of power in fewer hands?

      Put another way, sure my local official may be corrupt, but I have a better chance of seeing that corruption on a daily basis, and a greater chance of voting him out, versus corruption in the back rooms of washington. This IMO is why like 55% of the populace does not vote. They feel powerless to change the crap that matters.

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    40. Re:The UN is not a government. by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
      Oh I don't know, the Boy Scouts seem to be doing a pretty good job with the land they own. It may not be open to the public, but it is generally pretty well cared for.

      The Boy Scouts and Ducks Unlimited are hardly representative samples of private enterprise in the United States.

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      "I have never won a debate with an ignorant person." -Ali ibn Abi Talib
    41. Re:The UN is not a government. by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Non-profits aren't private?

    42. Re:The UN is not a government. by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      They might not be representative (heck, most companies don't even own any land), but they are private enterprises. Also, they seem to have done a better job than the US Park Service has. Remember how they killed all the wolves in yellowstone because they thought the Elk were going to go extinct? Or how they suppressed wild fires for 50 years or so, causing worse fires to occur when they couldn't stop them?

      Oh, and to add to the list, Trout Unlimited, possibly the Audubon Society, a number of logging companies seem to have done a pretty good job as well with the land they actually own.

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  34. The previous post is highly deceptive by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't you think it is more than a little deceptive to take a quote like "the internet is five days away from total collapse as governments are finally forced into a corner and told to agree on a framework for future Internet governance." completely out of its context? The original quote from the article is, "If a certain US senator and a certain EU commissioner are to be believed, the internet is five days away from total collapse..." To take a quote like that and crop out the fact that it is qualified with a statement that it is propaganda from two particular individuals and try to pass it off as a premise of this article is wholly dishonest.

    The rest of your post is either poorly informed and considered garbage, or an attempt to troll. Just a few choice samples:

    Let every ISP decide. The competition will allow the creation of new ways to excel.

    Ignoring that in the majority of the world, including the US there exist government enforced monopolies on transmission lines, and thus there is no free competition.

    putting all into a head nodding "we can all control our citizens equally" concert.

    Assigning villainous motives to people trying to decide upon a communication standard between them. It has nothing to do with controlling people, just agreeing on an equitable way to communicate with one another.

    Meaning that they will generalize everything in vague definitions easily adjusted to their situation.

    Something specifically addressed as false by the article, but which this poster chooses not to address since it is easier to post this FUD.

    They have no clue what to control next, but surely there must be more taxes, regulations and restrictions added to the lawbooks.

    Crap pulled from his anus. This was about agreeing upon principals of how they will communicate and has nothing to do with taxes.

    etc., etc. etc.

    This is one of those posts where you wish a "-1 complete lies and fabrications" mod existed.

    1. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Kofi???

    2. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Damn. I hit [CR] after Kofi??? nd it submitted.

      I meant to continue...

      My post wasn't meant to troll. I appreciate the reply, and will correct the problems in future article rants.

      One thing to remember is that the U.N. is involved in many bad decisions made by the world. Kahn's words can affect your life and future and must be subverted or their dishonesty will have an effect.

    3. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

      "Assigning villainous motives to people trying to decide upon a communication standard between them. It has nothing to do with controlling people, just agreeing on an equitable way to communicate with one another."
       
      We've currently got a communication standard that works between nations, tcp/ip.

    4. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by Shotgun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This was about agreeing upon principals of how they will communicate and has nothing to do with taxes.

      Surely, sir, you jest. "principals of how they will communicate"? What is so hard about "I talk to you, and you talk to me"? There is no place for the UN in how people communicate. Either they do or they don't.

      No this is about taxation and control. Right now they are working on the 'precedent' stage. The first move of all politicians and governments is to first set a 'precedent', usually through a policy that can't be 'morally' argued with.

      "Children are dying! The Federal government must feed the children!"

      Can't argue against that, even though it isn't the Federal government's job to feed the children (it's the parents, then city's, then county's, then state's job, if any). So the federal politicians set a precedent that they must feed the children. This gets extended to they must feed the old, too. Then everybody. Then everybody must eat what the government provides for them, which they do at twice the cost in the form of taxes. And if at any point, a man would say that the theiving politicians should keep their hands off the dinner table, they are labelled as a cruel and heartless bastard.

      Well, OK. I'm a cruel and heartless bastard. And as such, I loudly proclaim that the UN should not be allowed to set a precedent. Connect to the Net, or create your own, I don't give a damn. But in no way should the UN have any control over how my computer communicates with another.

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      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    5. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone were to be abandoned at birth in the remote jungles of Africa and grow up totally alone and isolated from any contact with society and if they had never prevented anyone else from accessing a resource by taking it for themself then, as they had not benefitted from or impeded society, they would owe society nothing.

      On the other hand, if someone lives on land that other people would be able to use get food if they were not living there and if they would not have what they have in the absense of society then, while they may not have an obligation to provide everyone in the world with free high speed internet, they do have an obligation to do their part to see that the children of society have enough to eat.

      It is interesting that evolution does not select for believing things that are true but that it instead selects for believing things that are evolutionarily advantageous. While it is evolutionarily advantageous to be able to know whether it is true that one is face to face with a saber tooth tiger. It is also evolutionarily advantageous to believe that one is entitled to more than everyone else when the opportunity arises to take more than everyone else.

      While top corporate management is scrupulously generous about things that don't matter - "No, I insist. After you. I'll even hold the door for you so you can have the privilege of walking through first." - top management is also, as a result of millions of years of evolution, very good at believing that they are actually entitled to the salaries that they pay themselves.

      So while it isn't true that you have no obligation to help feed the children, it is evolutionarily advantageous. And doing things that are evolutionarily advantageous is, after all, the key to happiness.

    7. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by hoeferbe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      An Anonymous Coward wrote this comment:
      So while it isn't true that you have no obligation to help feed the children, it is evolutionarily advantageous.

      Shotgun never said in his/her comment that it wasn't his/her obligation to help feed the children. He/She rightfully pointed out that it wasn't the Federal United States government's obligation. He/She also rightfully pointed out that feeding children is primarily the responsibility of (those children's) parents. Of course, if those parents are unable to fulfill their responsibility, then help should come from the city, county, or perhaps the state.

      Shotgun doesn't want the children to starve -- he/she just wants local problems to be solved on a local level. It is all about limiting the power to `fix` a problem to those closest to the situation.

    8. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by DJCF · · Score: 1
      I thought the AC had a very good comment there - I would have modded up if I hadn't already posted. As it is, that comment has made its way into my slashdot folder, a collection of the most insightful things seen on slashdot.

      Anyway. Shotgun posts a great strawman and is more than a little offtopic (we are talking about internet governence, not feeding children). Although you are right in what you say when you clarify shotgun's point, I must add that it becomes the federal government's job (or should become the FG's job) if the other agencies are not doing their job. Some countries of course dont have states or maybe the local authorities have very limited power. Then, after the parents, it is immediately the Government's job.

      This gets extended to they must feed the old, too.

      Perhaps shotgun would rather the old die from lack of food? (Note: the fabled 'freemarket' will have no problems feeding old people with money, so I'm assuming shotgun was refering to old people without the means to feed themselves.)

      Then everybody must eat what the government provides for them, which they do at twice the cost in the form of taxes.

      Becareful of that slippery slope: if you go down it you'll slip and then you'll be going so fast when you get to the bottam of the hill you'll carry on going and end up in the centre of the world. And its hot, you'll burn, and worse, you'll be called a cruel and heartless bastard. Shotgun is not a cruel and heartless bastard. Shotgun is merely logically challenged.

      Connect to the Net, or create your own, I don't give a damn. But in no way should the UN have any control over how my computer communicates with another. This, however, I agree with. Luckily we have nothing to fear: control of how IPs are mapped to names via the root DNS servers is a policy issue so far removed from actual, technical, "control" of the internet that we should really write to the people concerned and tell them to go and get lessons in word processing, before they tackle the big stuff like "how the internet works".

    9. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Shotgun doesn't want the children to starve -- he/she just wants local problems to be solved on a local level. It is all about limiting the power to `fix` a problem to those closest to the situation.

      And this is one of the big holes in these typical "local government first" mantras, those (local governments) closest to the problem (say, in the case of starving/poorly-educated children) are the poorest ones for the very same reason those kids are starving or getting poor schools in the first place: people who are poor don't generate much tax-revenue, meaning the local government for those people is also poor, which is why public schools in poor neighborhoods are... you guessed it: poorer!

      I'm sorry, but when I hear or read that whole local government mantra it sounds to me like: "I'd prefer to only take care of me and my own (class) and those 'other' people can just fend for themselves." I see belonging to a country as kind of a marriage: for better or for worse, namely if one locality is having problems (not just headline-generating problems like Katrina), the more-central (state, federal) governments chip in with the combined resources of the whole state/country, and if a particular locality is doing really well it is almost certainly due to factors originating outside of that locality and it's only just that the residents there contribute to the whole entity.

      Maybe it would help the dialog with Libertarian/Small-Government advocates if the political left referred to poor communities and their schools as "loss-leaders" or "cost centers" or some such catchy business-sounding phrase.

      -chris

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    10. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Becareful of that slippery slope: if you go down it you'll slip and then you'll be going so fast when you get to the bottam of the hill you'll carry on going and end up in the centre of the world. And its hot, you'll burn, and worse, you'll be called a cruel and heartless bastard. Shotgun is not a cruel and heartless bastard. Shotgun is merely logically challenged.

      I may be logically challenged, but not in this case. Pick up any college level history book, ANY college level history book, and you'll see the same pattern repeated over and over, in all forms of government large and small. The rulers first say, "I must be put in charge of this small thing," and that is subsequently used as a vector to say, "I failed because I must have more control."

      Did you pay any attention to George Bush's post-Katrina speech? Did you note that in response to the 'FEMA failure', he explicity called for the Federal government to be put in control immediately after any disaster. Note that our Constitution does not call for the federal government to be in charge of 'disasters', only foreign wars. There is a VERY good reason for this!! The 'founding fathers' were smart enough to know how governments accumulate power, and they tried to set down rules that would trip us up when we start screaming for overlords.

      Take a story from the Bible. God brings people into the Holy Land and tells them to live free and prosper. Were they happy with that? No! The screamed that they wanted a king like all the other nations around them. So God said, "Ok. I'll give you a king, and he'll treat you like crap just like the kings of all the other nation do." And the people were happy with that.

      Like I said, the politicians use a law that can not be argued with as a precedent. Why do you think "Do it for the children" is the rallying cry for just about every idiotic law they try to drive through? They don't care about the children and they don't give a damn if all the 'stakeholders' have a say in how the Internet is run. What they're after is control...a lever...a vector that they can use to say, "things would be much better if you just gave me a little more power." At no point will they actually make things better, unless it is a vector that gives them more power.

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    11. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Your arguments about federalism are all well and good, but have nothing to do with the topic at hand. This is not about the UN taking responsibility for local matters this is about who makes entries into the global "phonebook." Since it is the standard used by all different countries to communicate via DNS it is, by definition, a global, not a local matter. Basically they don't want any one country to be able to shut off DNS unexpectedly for some other country. The UN is an open system, and there is little chance that all parties will agree to take such action. Even if they did, at least then it would be representative of the wishes of the world, not just the U.S. No one trusts the U.S. these days. We've been caught outright lying too many times. They would not trust us to control the assignment and directing of global telephone area codes (which is managed by a UN commission) and they don't trust us to run the DNS root. This is, in my opinion, exactly the kind of task the UN is ideally suited for. It is something that is global, needs to be reliable and open, and does not need rapid change.

    12. Re:The previous post is highly deceptive by pnakotus · · Score: 1

      Can't argue against that, even though it isn't the Federal government's job to feed the children (it's the parents, then city's, then county's, then state's job, if any). So the federal politicians set a precedent that they must feed the children. This gets extended to they must feed the old, too. Then everybody. Then[slap!]

      Then the free but basic food provided by the state competes with the supermarkets, driving down the cost of essential foodstuffs for everyone and driving up standards in the luxury food market. Everyone's standard of living improves.

      And if you think the government would really have to pay more for a meal than you do, I have one word for you: mul-ti-pack.

      This wouldn't work for everything, ('free ferraris for everyone!') and certainly government projects are _capable_ of enormous waste, but it's absurd, knee-jerk antisocialist dogma to oppose feeding the hungry given the scale of modern economies.

      The fact that such policies don't generally exist is evidence that governments make their decisions on such knee jerk reactions - that a policy is 'too socialist' or 'too capitalist' - rather than on simple pragmatism, that it _works_.

      I suspect the UN would do no worse nor better a job of managing DNS than ICANN. It's not like it's a hard job. Making decisions on the matter based on 'OMG statists!' is inane, however.

  35. Re:Obligatory... by aurifex · · Score: 0

    So Masood Khan is going to save Al Gore?

  36. Why ISPs don't want the job by G4from128k · · Score: 2
    Being an ISP is a commodity service -- reliable-enough delivery of IP packets for the lowest possible cost. ISPs really don't care if the packets contain worms, porn, Nazi hate speech, spyware, spam, telco-bypassing VOIP, plans for a nuclear warhead, phishing, DDoS attacks, or the latest Hollywood movie. As long as the customer pays for the bandwidth they consume, sends in the money, and does NOT call tech support, the ISP is happy.

    The problem is that others (governments, issue groups, consumers, companies, etc.) have complaints about the contents of these packets. Whether we on /. consider these complaints to be legitimate or not is beside the point. Someone will be pushed to decide what can and cannot go on the Internet. ISPs won't take this job as it only raises their costs and raises the ire of customers -- a lose-lose proposition. Instead, that someone will, inevitably, be some government someplace.

    The sooner the people of /. educate governing bodies on the legitimate and beneficial uses of disputed communications and content, the better.

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    1. Re:Why ISPs don't want the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I dont' get it, funny how easy it is for people to get behind the banner of squashing free speech. All you have to do is find something offensive and ban that and sooner than later you end up with little that can be published without having to consult lawyers and at that point why bother.

      This isn't about control of a packets that contain worms, hate speech or porn. Its about controlling Free expression. There is nothing more dangerous to oppressive governments than free thought and free speech. Even the US Government has a stake in suppressing some forms of free speech. But the US has found it much easier to control the mass media and just label the fring groups as loonies or criminals.

  37. Descendent of the conquerer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A Genghis Khan descendent perhaps?

  38. Re:Is this how it will be solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Redundant? Who else made a joke like mine? In case you didn't get it. It was a play on ICANN.

  39. Let it die! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it's five days away from a meltdown?

    I say, leave it alone for five days and watch the fun.

    When all us geeks can't get to /. or our
    favorite radio stations or comics, we'll
    solve the problem a new way. or destroy
    the planet, but either one works.

    1. Re:Let it die! by theycallmeB · · Score: 1

      But without the internet, how are we supposed to view the howto?

    2. Re:Let it die! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      When all us geeks can't get to /. or our favorite radio stations or comics, we'll solve the problem a new way. or destroy the planet, but either one works.

      Yep. Reading Slashdot is the only thing that keeps me from getting bored and detonating my Unobtainium bomb.

          - Scincerely, Übergeek

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  40. I think UltimaGuy was being sarcastic... by sigzero · · Score: 0

    He was...wasn't he? UN control is a bad bad bad thing.

  41. In other words... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
    it's not broke, so let's fix it.

    I really think that of all the things that the UN should be worried about, the internet is close to the bottom of the pile.

  42. 'heart of the matter' my ass by Punto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders.

    Nobody wants to have supervision, and nobody wants some comitee deciding who the 'stakeholders' are. What we need is to be certain that no government or corporation will be able to pull stupid shit like killing the xxx TLD or Verisign's hijacking of the root for their little search engine.

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  43. Why don't they leave it? by oliderid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We all hear people complaining that they don't "control" the internet.
    I'm not American. But well Internet works, it is free and I trust more an American administration than a Chinese one at the moment.

    So the basic question is: Who force them to stay "inside" the Internet? They have routers, they have servers, uplinks, they can setup their own ICANN server within a day.

    If they feel so threatenned by the American institution, why don't they leave it and setup their own?

    Do you often surf on their web sites? Personnaly all I receive from China is SPAM.

    Let's call it the "Politically correct" Internet. It will under the control of China, Iran, Cuba, Syria, Tunisia and all these fantastic countries we hear complaining. And for the rest of us we keep things as they are.

    I don't want to surf all the day on a network partly monitored by non democratic countries. The UN is full of them, I don't want them to control any part of my life, not a single nanosecond, not a single bit.

    Olivier

    1. Re:Why don't they leave it? by kindbud · · Score: 1

      I don't want to surf all the day on a network partly monitored by non democratic countries.

      Then you should stay on your private LAN. That is the only way to accomplish your wish.

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    2. Re:Why don't they leave it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooo! An Internet without TTDown is not an Internet I want to be a part of.

    3. Re:Why don't they leave it? by DerCed · · Score: 0

      What about the scientific part of the chinese internet? (e.g. http://www.genome.jp/ - the GenomeNet)
      I would miss a ton of great homepages, for sure!

    4. Re:Why don't they leave it? by DJCF · · Score: 1
      THey did make their own network. Then they linked it to yours. Then they called this network of interconected networks the internet. This is the very nature of the internet, that no one controls it, not even the ICANN (hint: there are more than just the five rootservers in the States -- there are plenty more outside your borders).

      This whole thing is a mess of bad reporting. I dont want "control" (in inverted commas, because such a term is meaningless) to go to the WGIG any more than you do, for the reasons you list, but please, if it does, we can just go and set up our own DNS Servers and be done with it.

      (Oh, and by the way, many of my friends are Chinese. However, the only thing I get from Florida is spam.)

  44. Rolling knockout by Imposter_of_myself · · Score: 0

    The US could build support by one at a time "knocking" recalcitrant countries off of the net (removing their domains). They will squirm for a while and then get back in line. Soon, all will be happy ;-) Seriously though - the US should keep the tdn's. The US may have its problems, but still can more adeptly administer these domains than some of the people who want control (or at least a say). I know if I needed brain surgery, I wouldn't be telling my neurologist how to do his job ;-)

  45. the internet needs a saviour by popsicle67 · · Score: 1

    If we let the current administration set the agenda on how the internet is governed the solution won't be to wait for the other party to get into office as it will be just as hard to get them to relinquish control. We really need to decide now just what we want the internet to be because I assure you that government sees it as another means to an end. What would that end be you ask? Why the pacification of the sodden masses I say, the great legions of beer swilling, monday morning quarterbacking, complain about your government but vote for em anyway drones that make up the largest majority of the populace. International oversight is as frightening to them as transparency in campaign finance. The politicians cannot afford to give up even the tenuous hold they have on cyberspace right now because rampant freedom is of course anathema to their needs. Without some way to massage our understanding of current events to fit their agenda why we could have people questioning the need for every law they pass or every committee they form. Even the very notion that there are opposing parties in government would become suspect if we had an internet that wasn't controlled.

  46. It's tackling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not takling.

  47. Private or public, America still owns root by loqi · · Score: 1

    The root servers are run by a US corporation that is subject to US law. So in a very real international sense the US does run the root servers. Just because our method of governance on the issue is private rather than public does not change the ultimate authority in the matter.

    Why do we need beurocracy [sic] to get involved here? The internet works fine.

    This is like asking why ecologists need to get involved in ecology... the world works fine. Remember, large parts of the world take a longer view than America, and in that long view they've realized that a serious possible point of failure in the Internet is America's power to unilaterally affect the root servers.

    Remember, although you may personally have views on the superiority of private enterprise, plenty of people in the world expect representation through government, not corporations. Those people should not be subject to the whims of a US corporation when it comes to managing their local slice of communication infrastructure.

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    1. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      The root servers are run by a US corporation that is subject to US law. So in a very real international sense the US does run the root servers. Just because our method of governance on the issue is private rather than public does not change the ultimate authority in the matter.

      Let me guess...You're from France right? Well, in the US, the government doesn't run the corporations, the corporations run the government. In any case, ICANN is merely responsible for keeping track of names and numbers on the net. Hence the name, "Internet Corporation For Assigned Names and Numbers". This is not something that requires corupt multinational organizational (e.g. the UN) oversight. It requires a few sys admins and maybe a manager or two. I really don't see what kind of representation you want here?

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    2. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Just for accuracy's sake ... the US Goverment does run the corporations that it owns, ICANN included.

    3. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Those people should not be subject to the whims of a US corporation when it comes to managing their local slice of communication infrastructure.

      There's nothing stopping you from managing your own local slice of communication infrastructure. The US government has a hands-off policy, which leads me to think that your real gripe is that you want someone to have an intrusive hands-on policy instead.

      The Internet under US control works and it works well. There is no current problem (or feasible future problem) with the Internet that UN government is the solution for, becase no current problem (or feasible future problem) is the fault of the US's hands-off policy.

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    4. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the Icann.org:

      ICann, ...non-profit entity, is the international organization responsible for the management and oversight of the coordination of the Internets domain name system and its unique identifiers. The ICANN Board and staff reflect the international nature of the organization. The staff hails from seven different countries (Australia, Denmark, France, The Netherlands, Niger, the United Kingdom, and the United States), exhibiting fluency in more than 14 languages. Similarly, the Board represents twelve nationalities and is fluent in many languages. ICANN is in the process of opening offices in France, Belgium and Australia. Immediate internationalization and outreach plans call for physical ICANN presence in African, Latin America and the Pacific Rim.

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    5. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by loqi · · Score: 1

      Let me guess...You're from France right?

      Nope, sitting pretty in the land of the free. Hence my use of the phrase, "our method of governance" referring to our laissez-faire, entrepreneurial approach. But I don't seem to arbitrarily despise France either, so I'm not very American in that regard.

      Well, in the US, the government doesn't run the corporations, the corporations run the government.

      I do understand that to be the case, however from an international perspective that's not really an argument. It's like someone with a huge St. Bernard saying to you, "Heh, my dog walks me!" with a wink and smile and then letting their dog shit on your lawn. ICANN hasn't shit on anyone's lawn, but it certainly can in theory, and that's what's important to these other nations.

      In any case, ICANN is merely responsible for keeping track of names and numbers on the net.

      Merely responsible? I'd say that's a helluva responsibility. Let me put it this way: could ICANN sabotage the hell out of the net? Could they up and pull all the domain entries for a given TLD? I admit that I'm not intimate enough with the details to say that this could or could not happen, but I have yet see anything that stops them from doing so, in principle.

      This is not something that requires corupt multinational organizational (e.g. the UN) oversight.

      Nothing requires corrupt oversight. I'm being totally humorless and deadpan here on purpose.

      It requires a few sys admins and maybe a manager or two. I really don't see what kind of representation you want here?

      The implementation isn't important, the implications are. If those few sysadmins could make a mess of things, it makes other nations nervous.

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    6. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by terrymr · · Score: 0, Troll

      You missed the part where the Commerce dept. steps in and blocks the creation of new domain names.

    7. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by loqi · · Score: 1

      There's nothing stopping you from managing your own local slice of communication infrastructure. The US government has a hands-off policy, which leads me to think that your real gripe is that you want someone to have an intrusive hands-on policy instead.

      No, I simply think the body of laws that governs the equivalent of ICANN shouldn't be American.

      The Internet under US control works and it works well. There is no current problem (or feasible future problem) with the Internet that UN government is the solution for, becase no current problem (or feasible future problem) is the fault of the US's hands-off policy.

      But the US simply cannot guarantee that the policy will remain hands-off. And without this assurance, ICANN's nationality matters, because it essentially ties control of the root servers to US law. This is a current problem, obviously not to US citizens (as many more important aspects of their life are subject to US law), but to the rest of the world that may not be so optimistic concerning our government's future behavior.

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    8. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't the us get to control the internets? It's our internets! France can make their own. It's like if I made a sandwich and the UN said 'give me that sandwich, you're now going to eat it properly'.

    9. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, sitting pretty in the land of the free. Hence my use of the phrase, "our method of governance" referring to our laissez-faire, entrepreneurial approach. But I don't seem to arbitrarily despise France either, so I'm not very American in that regard.

      First of all, I don't arbitrarily despise France (as you may have guessed my name is French), but the point is (and I don't even think a Frenchman would disagree about this), in France the govt has more power than the US govt. and the corporations have less power than US corporations. I think we can at least agree on that right?

      The implementation isn't important, the implications are. If those few sysadmins could make a mess of things, it makes other nations nervous.

      Ok, I agree that these sys admins _could_ do a lot of damage. So, what do you think the UN will do if they're in charge? Hire magical sys admins that are incapable of doing a lot of damage? It would probably end up being the same sys admins, or people with similar qualifications. The same people will be capable of doing a lot of damage if the UN "runs the internet".

      ICANN hasn't shit on anyone's lawn, but it certainly can in theory

      This is your best point yet! So, given that ICANN hasn't done anything wrong, why would we want to turn this, as you called it: "helluva responsibility", over to an organization that _has_ done a number of things wrong?

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    10. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by loqi · · Score: 1

      First of all, I don't arbitrarily despise France (as you may have guessed my name is French), but the point is (and I don't even think a Frenchman would disagree about this), in France the govt has more power than the US govt. and the corporations have less power than US corporations. I think we can at least agree on that right?

      Apologies, I didn't really mean to imply that you despised France, and yes, we can definitely agree on that point.

      Ok, I agree that these sys admins _could_ do a lot of damage. So, what do you think the UN will do if they're in charge? Hire magical sys admins that are incapable of doing a lot of damage? It would probably end up being the same sys admins, or people with similar qualifications. The same people will be capable of doing a lot of damage if the UN "runs the internet".

      You're implying here than the concern here is incompetence, when it's clearly not. I doubt any of the member states are too concerned that ICANN might just "screw something up". I would indeed not be surprised if the eventual solution that appeased them involved the very same sys admins. The point is that right now the US government has the power to act unilaterally in this arena, and that frightens a lot of other nations. You can talk about how it's not really the US government running things, but as long as US law binds ICANN, it is ultimately our government that has the power. And from an international perspective, it's not acceptable for the US to say, "Well, it's out of our hands, unless we choose for it not to be at some later date."

      This is your best point yet! So, given that ICANN hasn't done anything wrong, why would we want to turn this, as you called it: "helluva responsibility", over to an organization that _has_ done a number of things wrong?

      A. Generalizing about the UN from a few big-media scandals is pretty thin. The UN does mountains of important work in the world constantly. It's not really fair to hold up failures like Oil for Food and claim the organization is incompetent. It just isn't.
      B. We probably don't. From a purely self-centered perspective, Americans have pretty much no reason to give ICANN to the UN. If the US government goes crazier and screws us, we're not going to be too worried about root servers at that point. I'm just trying to illustrate the member states are behaving in a very rational manner, and that the global perspective is at least as important as the American one.

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    11. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by Arandir · · Score: 1

      And without this assurance, ICANN's nationality matters, because it essentially ties control of the root servers to US law.

      No, it only ties control of US root servers to US law. There's nothing in US law stopping the EU (for example) from setting up its own root name server. I would have thought that obvious.

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    12. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      But ICANN is ultimately subject to the US department of commerce. And of course ICANN is also subject to US law. So there are a multitude of ways the USA could inferfere, if they so wanted.

    13. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      This should be modded up. There is a rather large amount of focus put on the "root" nameservers in the U.S., somewhat disporportionally. If a country wants to do draconian things to its own internet, using its own root nameservers, it's more than free to do so. Nobody is forcing anyone else to stay connected or compatible, they are choosing to by their own volition because (one assumes) it benefits them to do so.

      Or if you don't like U.S. policy on something, but don't want to unplug yourself from the rest of the network, you can use the space that's delegated to your own country: it's every nation's personal little sandbox, to build in or shit in, their choice. If showing 14-year-olds having sex with St. Bernards is legal in your country, you can serve it up from within your TLD; likewise if you want to censor everything your subjects can access, although I personally find it as detestable as the children-fucking-dogs business, that's where you can do it (and be shooting nobody but yourself in the foot by doing so).

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    14. Re:Private or public, America still owns root by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      You can talk about how it's not really the US government running things, but as long as US law binds ICANN, it is ultimately our government that has the power.

      I guess I just don't see this as a concern. If the US government wanted to they could storm the data center that has the root servers and force them to block out Iran for example. Putting this in UN control will not change that fact. It will never happen because the concequences in terms of trade, etc would be too much of a deterant. This is like saying that because the ITER (Nuclear Fusion power plant research project) is in France, there's a possibility that the French somehow turn this into a bomb and blow up the US. I just don't see either of these scenarios playing out. That's why to me there's as little reason to put this under UN control.

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  48. Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    give it to the UN. If UN doesn't want to play, then start getting used to calling the internet something stupid like USnet or Amerinet

  49. Sir Tim by medgooroo · · Score: 0

    http://www.w3.org/DesignIssues/TLD Looks like the man was more right than I ever realised before.

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  50. It's ICANN's fault by Florian · · Score: 1
    We wouldn't have this debate if ICANN weren't so royally screwed up and operating in sometimes shady ways. Think of the monopolies and $$$ granted to Network Solutions/Verisign which have, to the detriment of common users, kept the prices for .com/.org/.net domains artificially high. (Counter example: In Germany, every 9th citizen statistically owns a ".de" domain because they are dirt-cheap and offered for free with almost every ISP/hosting deal.)

    And an example of U.S. censorship is how the creation of ".xxx" domains was blocked after the federal government had intervened.

    I'm not suggesting that turning DNS and root servers from ICANN over to the U.N.'s ITU will necessarily improve things. But the current status quo isn't good either.

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  51. Re:Masood Khan - Yeah, the U.S. is going to like t by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Wait... You mean this isn't a Senate sub-committe? What other kind of subcommitte is there?

  52. Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "10 years later and now if you sell an M rated game to a minor you can go to jail."

    Speaking as a non-American, I find you USA really weird and repressive. I don't want to sound like a troll, but I trust China more than USA with the neocons in control. It's not an anti-American thing, it's an anti-neocon thing.

    Today they want to deny the rest of the world the vote on the DNS, tomorrow it will be something else they don't want a vote permitted on.

    1. Re:Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what you're talking about.

      I know saying neocon makes you cool because the Rolling Stones use that word in a song....

      Last time I checks MASS genocide was conducted by dictators (Pol Pot), fascists (Mussolini and Hitler), and communalists (Stalin and Lenin). ... Hold on there... I know you're going to retort my argument by saying that Evil Bush, and his Evil palls like Cheney and Rumsfeld have killed thousands in Iraq in their neocon based wars....

      But if you take a step back and edumicate yourself, you will find that war killing thousands is NOT comparable to genocide that kills millions.

      Last time I check the UN was composed of the following people all with equal voting power:
      Democracies - they can be taken out of power by the people they server in non-violent voting process
      Dictatorships - won't give up power unless major revolution (very violent)
      Fascist states - won't give up power unless major revolution (very violent)
      Communists - won't give up power unless major revolution (very violent)

      I do NOT want the above (minus the democracies) in control of the Internet.

      Do you want an Adolf Hitler or a Joseph Stalin or a Pol Pot having any say in the internet? If the UN takes control that is exactly what will happen.

      DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? If not let me know. I will check back later and answer any questions you have.

  53. You want the whole internet kahn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want the whole internet kahn?

    Here it comes...

  54. Re:google by iced_773 · · Score: 1

    Can someone give me an example.

    Congradulations! You've won a free iPod! You is teh r0x0rz!!! Click [goatselink] here [/goatselink] to claim ur prize!!!!!!111111oneoneone


    I think I nailed a few of the problems.
  55. What People Don't Understand About America by Anthony+Liguori · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Including many Americans...

    The American government is built on the principle[1] that the government are servants of the people. They are elected by the people and the people are protected from the government through the Constitution and checks and balances. The structure of the American government is one that is untrusting of itself. This is the way it's always been. There's no history of monarchy in American government.

    Americans have trouble with organizations like the UN because it exists outside of this world. The UN presupposes trust in government--which Americans simply don't possess.

    The idea of turning over control of something as important as the internet to an organization that assumes that government is a trust worthy thing is very contrary to the basis of the American form of government.

    It's not because the US doesn't respect the rest of the world or wants to control everything. American's don't trust government. I'm not claiming this is the best system, I'm just attempting to explain the mentality.

    [1] You can argue until the cows come home whether this is true in practice but it suffices to say that American's believe this to be mostly true.

    1. Re:What People Don't Understand About America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking, right?

    2. Re:What People Don't Understand About America by karzan · · Score: 1

      But this is one of the deep contradictions in the American mentality. On the one hand, they don't trust government as an abstract concept, but on the other hand, they believe in unquestioning allegiance to their government in all but exceptional cases (now is maybe an exceptional case). So for example, when there is a contested presidential election, rather than doing the logical thing and trying to work out who really won, even the opposition just says 'We have to respect him, he's our president now'. Because somehow, even though the government is the bad guy, it's also the great protecting patriotic good guy.

      I think what's really at issue is that they don't trust things they don't understand, and they don't much understand other countries, let alone the UN. Particularly because the UN works on the basis of a co-operative mentality, whereas the American ideology of international relations works on the basis of an 'every man for himself' mentality.

    3. Re:What People Don't Understand About America by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "You can argue until the cows come home whether this is true in practice but it suffices to say that American's believe this to be mostly true."

      Yeah, that explains why the numerical majority of registered voters don't bother to vote, and that's not even counting the people who are qualified to vote but aren't registered.

      I doubt most of the people who even bother to vote truly believe what you claim. They go into their voting booths and pick their "elected leaders."

      "The UN presupposes trust in government--which Americans simply don't possess."

      The UN doesn't give a damn about how people and their governments relate, they interact with the governments and only the governments, relying solely on national sovereignty and they generally consider anything that doesn't cross national borders to be Somebody Else's Problem. It is in no way a republican organization.

      "It's not because the US doesn't respect the rest of the world or wants to control everything. "

      Bullshit. The US has never had much respect for the rest of the world, the only thing that has changed is that we stopped looking at them with revolutionary disdain and started to look at them with imperial disdain. And as for control, one of basic premises of our beloved War on Terror seems to be that anything we do not control can harm us.

    4. Re:What People Don't Understand About America by woolio · · Score: 1
      The American government is built on the principle[1] that the government are servants of the people.....


      Yes, but as another side note: do the higher-ups in government actually believe this? A frightening scenario exists when the public believes this to be true and those in power do not...

      I find a strange parallel exists in the Catholic church. They do not *believe* priests to be superior to the public but rather servants (of God). Thus, by their definition, the Pope should is the most lowly servant in the world... But have you ever been to a mass in which the local Bishop spoke? Ever notice how much changes? Even the Bishop enjoys luxuries and pomp that most regular priests cannot even fathom. Compare that to their founding principles!!

      Disclaimer: I'm not trying to start a religious flame war. I'm just trying to illustrate a type of hypocracy the original poster may not have considered...
    5. Re:What People Don't Understand About America by DJCF · · Score: 1

      ... they believe in unquestioning allegiance to their government

      My favorite part was an interview with Britney Spears by some large network television crew. Quote:

      "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens,"

      Deeply, darkly terrifing. I am genuinely suprised OSB didnt hand in his kaslishnikov and surrender, given that the pop princess has been far more anti-American than he could ever be.

    6. Re:What People Don't Understand About America by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      Yes, but as another side note: do the higher-ups in government actually believe this? A frightening scenario exists when the public believes this to be true and those in power do not...


      Yes, it is frightening when the higher-ups think they are the masters when they are supposed to be the servants. It is even scarier when the higher-ups think they are the masters, and the people agree!
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  56. Antichrist... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    You are the first non Anonymous Coward to post this, so you were the first I saw as I hide all AC's.

    Now back to my point. You forgot to mention that he's clearly the antichrist as the antichrist is the only one levelheaded enough to be saying what he is saying.

    1. Re:Antichrist... by jaytorres · · Score: 1

      i do not really figured out what that politican guy is talking. better put his place where he supposed to be. not on our turf...

  57. Save the Internet? by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

    I didn't realize that it had an imortal soul...

  58. Lead Rogue by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else scared that "the man who will save the Internet" is the ambassador from Pakistan, a country that can't even save itself? Sure, Pakistan has gotten lots of people and governments around the world to agree on some things lately, but none are due to Pakistan's effective management and consensus building.

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    1. Re:Lead Rogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Pakistani, I'd like to say that you obviously don't know much about the country so STFU.

    2. Re:Lead Rogue by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      As a New Yorker, who has talked with Pakistani refugees, expatriates, immigrants and migrant workers for over a decade, to a Anonymous Coward defending Pakistan with just obnoxious insults and demands I shut up, I say: Fuck you, you stupid asshole. You're exactly what I'm talking about, you fucking anonymous bitch. Fix your own barbaric country before you start telling me what to do, especially if you're going to tell me just to shut up like some kind of holy command. Stupid asshole.

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    3. Re:Lead Rogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ho ho, got your panties in a twist, did I? Just watch it next time before you tar a nation of 140 million individuals and imply that competence can not emerge from there.

    4. Re:Lead Rogue by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You are insignificant, Anonymous yapping Coward, though a pretty good target for venting. Pakistan, however, is pretty upsetting to anyone paying attention. Got Taliban, Anonymous Coward? Don't you think that your Pakistani house is in a shambles, or are you just a bleating nationalist? Maybe if you had a democracy, instead of a military dictator protecting you from a rabid theological minority, more competence would emerge from your large nation of regular humans. Mewling about the panties in your fantasies just shows you're not fit to discuss international relations. What else to expect from an Anonymous Coward?

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  59. Osama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now the new Internet regulator: Osama Bin Laden! He is here to answer your questions.

  60. Imminent death of the 'net predicted! by dacarr · · Score: 1
    Griffith was right. Predictions of the net's failure come around just like the seasons.

    Problem is, though, yet again, the predictions are being made by people who don't understand the 'net. Look, the internet doesn't care what you put on it, it's just a network, and all TCP/IP does is move data across a link. Besides, last time we had an attempt at any sort of net regulation, we got the CDA.

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  61. Standardize on OLE by wardk · · Score: 1

    If big government had done this 10 years ago, HTTP, DNS, FTP, SSH all of it would be replaced by one simple do all example of innovation.

    OLE

    I am sure we'll be better off if they get a chance today.

  62. In Other News... by jnadke · · Score: 1

    The U.S. Administration has recently released the Deck of Cards Christmas Edition, featuring Masood Kahn as the "Dark Joker" from heck.

    Demand is expected to surpass supply. Orders will not be shipped before April, but all pre-orders will make it out before Christmas.

  63. Rescue mission by Muppski · · Score: 1

    The ones claming the internet is in danger are the ones that needs to be help.

  64. No... No... No... NO! by sjs132 · · Score: 1

    Keep you Dirty , Stinking hands off our internet! If you like our toy soo much that you want to take it home to your house, then go buy your own! Maybe then someday we can play together... Till then, keep away from our internet!

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  65. "Saving" the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This Pakistani might be more impressive if his home country had an even tolerable record of protecting civil rights, particularly free speech. But a quick check at Freedom House finds that in 2004 Pakistan had a Political Rights rating of 6 and a Civil Rights rating of 5, along with an overall rating of "Not Free." Not exactly impressive.

    A 7/7 rating, in case you're wondering, is the worst a country can get and some of the countries pushing big to take the Internet out of U.S. hands and place it in the hands of the U.N. are China (7/6), Iran (6/6), North Korea (7/7), and Vietnam (7/6). In short, the world's hell-holes, places with good reasons to fear a free Internet.

    Sadly, "The Man Who Will Save the Internet" is all too typical of the sort of tripe turned out by press correspondents the world over--fawning and inaccurate when is isn't hysterical and alarmist. This official may or may not patch together a tolerable compromise, but he's no savior. I'd be more impressive if the position were held by the Danish official who refused to meet with Muslim leaders over some political cartoons they disliked. He told them he was going to do nothing about them, so there was nothing to discuss. That's one European who should be made an honorary Texan!

    --Mike Perry, Seattle, editor, Dachau Liberated

  66. Re:Masood Khan - Yeah, the U.S. is going to like t by tokaok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    well aslong as they have him stripped, bound and in all sorts of hilariously demeanioning sexual positions i dont see why not.

  67. He should be president by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this Khan dude is such hot stuff, why is he still chairman of some dumb subcommittee? From his name, you'd expect the shithole country he came from to make him President or Grand Marshall or something.

  68. Does he use TP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Masood Khan use TP? I hear that many muslims do not. Perhaps they use sand from the desert...

  69. Re:Obligatory... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Gore is a political nut. However, he is by far the most trustworthy in regards to the future of the Internet when you even THINK about having the UN run things.

    Fuck the UN. Bunch of filthy thieves they are!!

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  70. We Already Have Internet Governance by istartedi · · Score: 1

    They're called the Internet Protocols. Anything else is damage and will have to be routed around. In other words, this is just my way of saying what most other people here are saying: Government, go away. You can only screw things up.

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  71. World's Worst Regimes are Pampered by the UN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's a statement from Freedom House about the UN Commission on Human Rights. It's a good indication of the sick state of that international body.

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    WORLD'S WORST REGIMES UNVEILED

    Several of the World's Greatest Human Rights Violators Sit on UN Human Rights Panel

    GENEVA, SWITZERLAND, March 31, 2005 -- Freedom House today released its annual list of the world's most repressive regimes at the United Nations Commission on Human Rights. Six are members of the UN body, charged with monitoring and condemning human rights violations.

    The report, "The Worst of the Worst: The World's Most Repressive Societies 2005," includes detailed summations of the dire human rights situations in Belarus, Burma (Myanmar), China, Cuba, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Laos, Libya, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, and Zimbabwe. Chechnya, Tibet, and Western Sahara are included as territories under Russian, Chinese, and Moroccan jurisdictions respectively.

    The report is available online.

    Significantly, six of the eighteen most repressive governments--those of China, Cuba, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, and Zimbabwe--are members of the Commission on Human Rights (CHR), representing nearly 11 percent of the 53-member body. "Repressive governments enjoying CHR membership work in concert and have successfully subverted the Commission's mandate," said Freedom House Executive Director Jennifer Windsor. "Rather than serving as the proper international forum for identifying and publicly censuring the world's most egregious human rights violators, the CHR instead protects abusers, enabling them to sit in judgment of democratic states that honor and respect the rule of law," she said....

    An additional nine countries Freedom House rates as "Not Free" enjoy membership on the Commission: Bhutan, Egypt, Guinea, Mauritania, Pakistan, Qatar, Russia, Swaziland, and Togo. Together, "Not Free" countries comprise just over one quarter of the Commission's membership.

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  72. http://www.give-them-a-reality-check.org/ by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    ... Because reality-checks are always not-for-profit ;-)

    It's well-and-truly-chiched, but "Only YOU can Save The Internet"(r)(tm)(c)(fubar-blingbling)

    Sit on yer ass and whine all you like, meanwhile The Man is busily whoring everything you care about to The Corporate Fat Cats.

    Take back the government, make it accountable to YOU (Da Peeple). VOTE their silly asses out of administration and send a big "Fork You, Yuh Bahstid" message to everyone who is actively doing their best to screw over the geeks/nerds/and internet-users in general.

    Because if YOU don't fight for what you believe in, then WHO WILL?

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  73. Five Days by gmcraff · · Score: 1
    At the WSIS Summit...
    Certain EU Commissioner: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming here. According to our best research, the internet is five days away from total collapse."

    Gasps from the assembled bureaucrats, politicians and appointed functionaries.

    Certain US Senator: "It's true! Just a few days ago, three to be precise, it was eight days away from collapse."

    Muttering amongst the massed bloviators. The geek running the projector shakes his head.

    Certain US Senator: "And do you know why that is?"

    Blank stares.

    Certain US Senator: "Because it took three days for our last delegate to arrive. Glad you could make it, Manuel. How's Fidel these days?"

    Diplomatic chuckles all around

    Certain EU Commissioner: "Right, then, to the business at hand. If we can make a resolution within three days, we can distribute it to the press on the fourth, and by the end of the fifth day, the Internet will have collapsed."

    Applause.

    Certain EU Commissioner: "We can do it, but only if we do our best! We have to work fast, we have to work together, and most of all, we need to craft a resolution that is completely impossible to be technically implemented. Every mandatory provision must be mutually exclusive with at least two other mandatory provisions! However, each provision by itself must seem reasonable and justifiable."

    Certain US Senator: "If you're having trouble, just say it's all for the children. But only as a last resort."

    Certain EU Commissioner: "If we do our best, the Internet is done for by the weekend. If we don't, it could continue running for weeks. Weeks! Now, just to check... who here knows anything about... domain names? Nobody? Excellent!"

  74. Begging the question (really, for once) by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    If it is assumed that the UN is to govern the Internet, then Mr Khan does indeed have a significant job, and the committee that he chairs has significant decisions to make.
    If it is NOT assumed that the UN must govern the Internet, then Mr Khan's opinion matters as much as the next AC.

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  75. Let's deal with some misconceptions... by samj · · Score: 1

    - America does not 'own' the Internet, nor are they soley responsible for its invention, construction or maintenance
      - Each country needs to be satisfied that their ccTLD is in safe, unbiased and reliable hands and it appears the majority consider the UN trumps the US here
      - Network Solutions have not proven their trustworthiness, particularly in light of having potentially jeopardised the stability of the Internet by introducing SiteFinder. Such 'live experimentation' would be virtually impossible under UN governance.
      - It is not always trivial to determine who should be responsible for a ccTLD, especially in times of political unrest (consider .iq - Iraq)
      - America's views on intellectual property are not necessarily shared by those countries who may be affected by them should they retain control
      - The Global TLDs (gTLDs) are exactly that: GLOBAL. They are not 'American' despite the fact that Americans typically, for whatever reason, don't tend to use their own ccTLD: '.us'. Their governance should reflect this fact.
      - The introduction of new TLDs needs to be carefully considered or deregulated completely, rather than driven by commercial interests
      - The Internet will not collapse depending on the outcome of this decision
      - The US has little to gain and a lot to lose by forcibly retaining control despite the public perception of the issue

    1. Re:Let's deal with some misconceptions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Puffery.
      1. The introduction of new TLDs needs to be carefully considered or deregulated completely, rather than driven by commercial interests

        What exactly do you mean by deregulated? Why do you imply that commercial interests are a form of regulation? (Indeed, aren't deregulation and commercial-driven roughly the same? Feel free to split hairs and gin up some contrived differences.)

      2. Each country needs to be satisfied that their ccTLD is in safe, unbiased and reliable hands and it appears the majority consider the UN trumps the US here

        How, exactly are ccTLDs not in complete control of their registries right now? Name one instance--just one--where the US or indeed any ICAAN-delegated group compelled the alteration of an ccTLD's domain. The truth of the matter is that some countries want to take control of the gTLDs.

      3. It is not always trivial to determine who should be responsible for a ccTLD, especially in times of political unrest (consider .iq - Iraq)

        Yes, let's consider .iq. Who runs this now? What complaints do you have about its administration? Is there another group that should be the legitimate owner of this ccTLD? (In short, I defy you to come up with ONE complaint that does not digress into a diatribe against the US foreign policy in Iraq--an opinion I might share, but is quite irrelevant to the administration of the ME domain.)
  76. Yeah great... by Premo_Maggot · · Score: 1

    all we need is an all mighty dictator of the internet.

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  77. IANA Report on Redelegation of [.IQ] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how the Iraq ccTLD (.iq) might have been handled under UN governance - although I am not particularly biased on this issue I found it interesting that the process was well underway almost 18 months ago, and that the legitimacy of the 'Coalition Provisional Authority' was accepted apparently without question. Strange this not be considered when the criminal history of the previous custodian was of paramount importance.

    http://www.iana.org/reports/iq-report-05aug05.pdf
    In June 2004, the Coalition Provisional Authority formally contacted ICANN regarding the steps necessary for redelegation of the .IQ ccTLD. In December 2004, Prime Minister Allawi sent ICANN a letter designating the appropriate party representing Iraq and requesting that ICANN begin the process of redelegating the domain to the National Communications and Media Commission of Iraq.

    Conclusion
    The structure proposed by NCMC [National Communications and Media Commission] and endorsed by the Iraq Government is to have NCMC undertake management of the .IQ ccTLD under appropriate oversight of the Iraq Government concerning the national policy interests. NCMC and the Iraq Government also acknowledge and support ICANN's responsibility for coordinating management of the DNS, including the .IQ ccTLD, to safeguard global technical coordination interests. In reviewing the request, in light of the Iraq Government's endorsement of NCMC as the appropriate manager, the IANA concludes that the .IQ ccTLD should be redelegated to NCMC.

  78. True by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    I agree with you that repeating something many times has no effect on whether or not it's true.

      This particular statement you are commenting on is true of course and would be if it had been stated only once but that's beside the point. You could disconnect all of Europe and Asia and the vast majority of Americans would not even notice. There, I said it again.

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    1. Re:True by 6031769 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they wouldn't - but the Europeans and Asians definitely would. The spam level would drop off pretty dramatically for one. ;-)

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    2. Re:True by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Quite likely. I never said (or meant to imply) that the American portion of the net was anything special or in any way better than the European or Asian portions of the net. The relative merits of all three is an argument for another day and for other participants because I don't really care much at all, being the typical American that I am.

        Sometimes I wonder if we wouldn't all be happier with three "Internets" (for now, more coming soon). Dure their would be less but the typical American, European, or Asian mostly wouldn't know or care. Hell they'd probably like it better since there would now be less chance of running into that annoying web site in a language you don't understand.

        I'd miss my English websites though.

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  79. Re:NO WAY FSZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry to interrupt you sir, but before you continue, please step into this van. It will provide a designated Free Speech Zone, where you can continue with your presentation. Please be aware that transportation TO the FSZ is provided free of charge. Return transport is your own responsability, and ther may be some ...difficulties... with scheduling such return.

      Now, please lean over while I inject this identichip. The identichip is for your convenience. It allows eazy Entry to the FSZ.

    That's it, just bend over....

  80. Apparantly, you REALLY don't get it by charnov · · Score: 1

    Yes, the last election was ugly, but the whole "get behind the President" mentality is core to how leadership works in the US. The government here gets its power and ability to function from one and only one idea: an implicit mandate from the citizenry. Get about 52 million citizens together to agree that this government has got to go and BOOM, just like that...it's gone. Without a clear mandate, the entire idea of what the US is starts to fall apart. So yeah, it is important to get behind the President quickly and decisively.

    I hate the fact I have to defend the last election. I was a campaigner for Dean. I hate this current asshat.

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    1. Re:Apparantly, you REALLY don't get it by karzan · · Score: 1

      But what is the point of throwing your weight behind a president you don't support? Why not do what people in a lot of other countries would do, and do whatever you can to make it impossible for him to govern? It seems to me that there is this myth that even if what they do is completely reprehensible to you, it is somehow serving the greater good of the country to let them get on with it rather than trying to actually play hardball in politics.

    2. Re:Apparantly, you REALLY don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "even if what they do is completely reprehensible to you, it is somehow serving the greater good of the country to let them get on with it rather than trying to actually play hardball in politics."

      Well, there's a lot that goes on in a country that just has to get done, regardless of who's in office. The bureaucracy has to keep working - social security has to get distributed, police protection has to continue, roads must be maintained. A lot of what Congress does isn't controversial - just everyday decisions. Keeping things running means the budget has to get passed on time, routine laws have to get approved. Mucking up the whole system by fighting _everything_ doesn't help anyone.

      For example, I don't know why every small business owner doesn't consider Congress passing the budget on time to be the single most important issue come election time. When Congresscritters play "hardball" and hold up the budget, government contracts aren't paid. When contracts aren't paid, businesses that do work for the government have to somehow hope they've got enough saved to cover salary until Congress gets its act together. Which leads to layoffs and bankruptcies - how nice. Keep in mind that the US doesn't use a parlimentary system - presidential elections are once every four years. There's no ability to have a no-confidence vote, like a prime minister. (Impeachment is specifically reserved for a situation in which the President commits a crime.) Having a lame duck president for 4 years isn't a good thing.

    3. Re:Apparantly, you REALLY don't get it by Anthony+Liguori · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what is the point of throwing your weight behind a president you don't support? Why not do what people in a lot of other countries would do, and do whatever you can to make it impossible for him to govern?

      When my co-workers and I go out to lunch, we usually end up doing informal votes on where to go. If I want to get, say, Vietnamese, and the 5-6 other guys want to get BBQ, I usually state my case (we just went there) and see if anyone changes their vote. If not, I say, okay, and never mention it again.

      If I spent the entire time in the car bitching about how we should have gotten Vietnamese, lunch wouldn't be that enjoyable. That's the way democracies work. You don't always get what you want but you respect your fellow citizens enough to not be a complete tool about not getting your way (as long as it doesn't impede on a fundamental right--hence the Constitution).

      The problem today is that too many people are bitching about not getting what they wanted for lunch.

  81. Re:Descendent of the conquerer? In Fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he could well be, som e data suggests that as many as one male in 200 is his descendant http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1200/is _6_163/ai_97997816

    also http://amos.indiana.edu/library/scripts/khandna.ht ml

  82. perpetual global patents by zogger · · Score: 1

    Your vision was sort of tongue in cheek but that is exactly the direction we are headed with increasingly onerous "IP" laws and globalist trade schema. There very well could come a time where some invention was owned in perpetuity by some corporation or corpora-governmental hybrid, which I see as the next geopolitical evolution on the planet.

  83. Strategic Resources by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    Really, this is no different than any country that finds it has sourced what it considers strategic reources to other countries. In this case, a lot of countries have put data for their citizens (and attached data that should be secure) on the net and are now sweating about it as they don't control it. For my money, the insecurity comes less from the US than the fact that the internet is a lousy place to secure any important data. Futrther, if the US really controlled the net, then all those Al Qaida e-mails would have been instantly traced to source and damn near al of us would be in RIAA hell. Npbody really controls the net.

  84. DNS is wrong service of Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm from Hanoi, Vietnam, the country have 200K ADSL currently. The government is control DNS as DNS service is suggest to be under centralised control. Here are facts:
    * Register a domain name cost you 30 US$, every year, while register a company only take you 13 US$, once.
    * Business lease line is five times expensive than home ADSL because "IP address is expensive". Thus, every business subscribe to home ADSL service.
    * Many people asked me, why I need to pay just to have my name on the net.

    M Nguyen
    YIM: mnguyenvn

  85. from the TFA by copdk4 · · Score: 1

    last line.... "remarkable abilities of the unassuming ambassador from Pakistan.® "
    hell I never knew that the country names were registered trademarks !
    or does it mean that the whole story is 'registered' by 'theregister' ?

  86. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  87. Still needs to be indexed by Lifewish · · Score: 1

    And the index needs to be centralised so people can get consistent results. And the group that controls the index gets to decide what stuff is in it and who gets sections of it. And, when the index is for a system as economically important as the internet, being thrown into the outer darkness of indexlessness can really hurt a country. And, if the group that controls the index has a reputation for being somewhat trigger-happy in their dealings with other countries, it's not surprising that the rest of the world gets somewhat unnerved.

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  88. Freedom of speech !! !! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Not only did the USA develop the internet, so far, it has mainly been "left alone" from a freedom of speech realm. Now, give control of the internet to the most pathetic, disorganized, and UNcapitalistic organization in the world (the UN) and see what happens. Suddenly, if anyone says something that the UN, or any of its thug 3rd world countries doesn't like, they will threaten to yank connection to the net. If you want root control under the authority of the UN, then have them develop their own net and you connect to it. Also, give the UN control and their socialist agenda will continue. You want to connect to the net? Then pay the "tax" to "help" poor countries connect to the net, which won't happen because as with the oil for food scandal, it won't go where it is suppose to. Most of the oil for food (and any other worthless program) the UN comes up with just does nothing more than to line the pockets of the idiots at the UN, and the thugs of the countries where the help is suppose to go toward.

  89. Not even worth getting annoyed at by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    The US has already said they aren't giving the internet up to the yipping yapping whiners. Why keep posting their drivel?

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  90. They Just Can't Live with Anarchy that Works by trygstad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the ultimate irony, the U.S. Department of Defense has created the first funtional anarchy in the history of mankind. Yes, there is some "Internet Governance" (i.e. ICANN and IANA) but the core of the matter is that the Internet only actually works because everyone cooperates. When folks stop cooperating (bickering over peering agreements, etc.) parts of it may stop working, demonstrating the validity of the ananarchical model and proving that, at the core--at the heart--it really is an anarchy. A co-operative, mercantile, market driven anarchy. Even anarchists agree there have to be standards but on the Internet they are so loose that we call them either a "Request for Comments" (IAB/IETF) or a "Recommendation" (W3C). And you can just ignore them if you want--look at how Microsoft has been blowing of the W3C for years with their browser. And who can be a member of an IETF Working Group? ANYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! You just join! (How cool is that--it's not perfect but it actually works, and anyone who wants to participate has a voice.) People can propose and build new protocols but if no one uses them they wither on the vine (i.e. desktop push models; no one really wanted push, and where is it today? And how about VRML? Seen any lately?). The last thing we need is for someone to step in and slap a government on top of this wonderful anarchy. I feel I should end with a rousing call for all of us anarchists to unite, but the sad thing is that is contrary to the concept of anarchy; so at least let's all cooperate, to oppose this attempt to impose tyranny on our anarchy. And while we're at it, let's just celebrate the whole concept of an anarchy created by the Depratment of Defense. Irony not only lives but thrives online.

  91. Re:They Just Can't Live with Anarchy that Works by trygstad · · Score: 1

    Damn. Maybe someday I'll learn to spell, too. Or at least proofread.

  92. Never Heard of the ITU ?` by aepervius · · Score: 1

    They seem to do a freaking well good job at "how people communicate" with the phone line. Your post smack of US centralism, and UN bashing which is probably why it is modded +4 insightful, after all this is not a NEUTRAL ground for discussion, but an US centric forum. This is absolutly not about taxation, remmember taxation is local to any country. So if germany decide to fuck up its own people and tax them to hell using DNS control, why should US care ? Your argument is MOOT. As for control, well Seeing the debacle in the domain name (due to US control+lobbyism combo) I can think why any country would rather the control be in the hand of the UN (so that everybody is sure that NO DECISION is done because nobody can agree with it, as opposed to only 1 country controlling a resource and thus can do anything they want. YEAH they promise they won't do it. Sure. And if it is their interrest to have a tighter control and change the rule they will still hold their promise. Yeah. Right. I have a bridge to sell you).

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    1. Re:Never Heard of the ITU ?` by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      They seem to do a freaking well good job at "how people communicate" with the phone line.

      And when you have a few BILLION dollars of capitalization to participate in the rules making committees, I'm sure that you'll also do a bang-up job. The large telecom companies make sure the ITU works reasonalbly well, because a inefficient ITU will cut into their revenues, which will definitely be a big no-no.

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  93. And a USA veto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...You missed the part about the USA veto.

  94. Sounds like The Onion article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  95. MOD PARENT UP by fbonnet · · Score: 1

    'nuff said

  96. Wild West by New+Maxx · · Score: 1

    The Internet, in many ways, is like the old Wild West. That is to say, the frontier of freedom and individual expression - by whatever means necessary. The problem with such freedom is that you have corruption wherever government does exist, and lawlessness where the government does not. The UN is trying to solve both of these problems in a singular motion. That does not bare justification and it tends to disrupt the integrated population. The majority of the people, however, would benefit from this...even if that's only due to their ignorance or lack of participation.

    The true denizens of the Internet - like most people found here - naturally rebuke against such reformation policies. Rightly so. The haven that has been created, the virtual world in which we can express, will cease to exist in many forms. Most Americans still see Texas as badass or lawless, and compared to most states that is true. However in contrast to its original form it is little more than a novelty. This change took a long time and much conflict, but it inevitably came to pass, even in a country that existed only because of rebellion.

    This will be a long and hard fight, but we of the Internet will lose. The freedom that now exists will cease to be. This is simply because it will move to the greater good - which, in otherwords, means a compromise between dominating cultures. Europe is liberal, China is communist...you see where this is going. America's freedom helped create the Internet and I believe it should remain in those hands, but we can only hold off so long. There are breaches all over the world and even our own people - mostly ignorant of the facts - will be persuaded.

    The Internet will become international and corporate and things once taken for granted will slowly dissolve. Space, other planets...colonies...these will exist as the new frontier. Not in my lifetime. I'll enjoy the Internet today and over the next decade or two, and that's my peace. Revel in this while you still can, for it will be but an eyeblink in the history of civilization.

  97. Hmmmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. England tried to stop the creation of the United States. There was this thing with a revolution, technically speaking.

  98. Internet governance by golodh · · Score: 1

    So far this discussion has had a distinctly American flavour:
      - Government is bad
      - Foreign Governments are worse
      - the UN is worst of all.

    Whilst I love the freedom that the Internet gives me, I have to concede that it cannot be a place of lawlessness. Despite all the emotional reactions against government interference. And that is where government comes in. Both as regards security (read anti-terrorism, using Internet taps as evidence in criminal cases) and as regards protection of property (read copyright infringement). Government will have an influence on the Internet. In fact it has already, and its role is increasing. Get over it!

    Now the big question is what form this government influence should take, and how far it should go.

    On the one hand we have the "minimalist" approach (the one I side with) which will only regulate that which is needed to uphold existing law, and the "meddlesome" approach in which we see government censorship of websites.

    From what I see, meddlesome governments are going to have a meddlesome influence on that part of the Internet which is hosted on their territory, and maybe have a big mandatory firewall on any routers that sit on the pipelines to foreign parts. We are seeing that already in the case of China and Iran. Tough on their citizins, but what can we do? After all ... who is going to stop a government from exerting its authority over what's done with all the routers, switches and servers on its territory?

    Then there is the issue of names and numbers. That's what worries me. One the one hand, are we really justified in expecting the rest of the world to acept the decisions of ICANN (being beholden only to the US dept. of Commerce)? If they were beyond reproach, yes, but they aren't.

    What about the shortage of IP numbers? Who decides the allocation of them, and who decides whther or not we'll move to IP6? There seem to be some concerns of a non-technical, non-neutral type. And about domains? Is it reasonable to expect China, India, and Europe to be dependent on ICANN for a decision on whether or not they can have an additional domain? Some subsidiarity may be called for here.

    And on top of that the declaration of the Bush adminstration that it will retain control of the Internet. As far as I'm concerned ... they blew it.

    Now as others have pointed out ... there is an easy and natural way this can go: fracturing of the Internet along national lines. The alternative is tedious negotiation. Of the sort we see happening now.

    And you know what? If the result is not acceptable, the US won't go along with it. Then we'll see who'd rather be compliant with US dns servers and who'd rather have the ones in China or Iran. And frankly ... I don't think we'd have much to worry about. It looks as if it's their problem, not ours.

  99. i was thinking tha same thing! by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

    ""The question of a future mechanism, the question of oversight, and the paradigm of co-operation amongst all stakeholders."

    O.k i know politicians love that kind of talk, BIG words makes people think they are BIG, millions of meaning can come out of this sentence, but can someone translate for the regualr joe.

  100. Haliburton by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let us not forget about Haliburton wild life and forest reserv. http://www.haliburtonforest.com/

    (oh... the sarcasm, the irony, the pain!)

  101. n3td3v: mission accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually n3td3v has already saved the internet.

  102. I vote MREs for lunch by fm6 · · Score: 1

    And if the consequences of not getting the kind of lunch you wanted bore any relationship to the consequences of starting a war, killing thousands of people, destroying the reputation of your home country, spending hundreds of billions of dollars, and and turning a major mideast country into a training ground for terrorists, you'd have a point.

  103. ICANN's badly broken, UN wannabees worse. by billstewart · · Score: 1
    ICANN is badly broken, mostly in arrogant ways that annoy people, and doing a terrible job, though of course the UN wannabees are a combination of greedy evildoers like the Chinese government and generic arrogant .EU dogooders that find ICANN annoying but are otherwise Mostly Harmless, but it's the latter that create the context that the evildoers want to exploit. Here are some of the problems with ICANN
    • DNS names with character sets besides 7-bit US ASCII are a really important issue to people in most countries around the world, except the US, but ICANN hasn't gotten anything approved, and for a while was working with Versign's horribly broken Internationalized Domain Naming system that was an ugly klooge for URL naming, an uglier and incomplete kluge for email, and pretty much useless for other protocols. Internationalizing DNS is a technically hard problem, and ICANN didn't put enough work into getting research and development done.
    • More Global TLDs - ICANN really heavily dragged their feet on this, and imposed policies like "$50000 non-refundable bribe for considering your suggestion" that have prevented experimentation with different DNS structures and implementations - the only technical creativity so far is in dot-museum. I don't mind that they did a bunch of lame names first; it's much better to work out policies and technical issues on names that nobody cares about like dot-aero before you get to the big-money TLDs like dot-sex. But they've been way too slow, largely to preserve an artificial scarcity so they can make money off it, and it's been a bit stifling.
    • The Dot-XXX debacle - first the US right-wingers are telling ICANN they need to create .xxx so all the pr0n can be shoved off into a corner and censored, so ICANN decides to do it, and then other right-wingers (or some of the same, who've got organizational Alzheimer's), tell the US government to tell ICANN not to create .xxx because it admits to the existence of sex. Much of the world, or at least Europe, views this not only as a display of American cultural backwardness and prudishness, but see it as US partisan politics interfering with the supposedly-international Internet. There were other people who wanted .xxx, of course, because it could be commercially valuable, which is fine with ICANN.
    • Money - ICANN doesn't have a natural source of revenue other than selling domain names space, so they not only wanted to charge prices that were much higher than the real costs (cheap enough for US/EU/JP, but annoyingly expensive to people in third-world economies), but they tried to extort the Country-Code TLD owners into paying them for namespace as well as agreeing to all their other policies, which annoyed a lot of people.
    • IPv4 / IPv6 address space grab - ICANN not only grabbed control of DNS, but also got control of Internet addressing, and has tried to use it as another funding source. There's a public perception that this is unfair internationally, because lots of US universities and defense contractors got big chunks of it when the net was young, though in reality it's not that unbalanced, universities are giving back space, and HTTP1.1, RFC1918, CIDR, NAT, etc. are making the need much less critical. However, IPv4 space *will* run out, and implementing IPv6 is more important than whining about remaining IPv4 space. Also, governments like China have been whining about wanting to control IP space for their countries, and it may be easier for them to grab it from the "American-dominated" ICANN than from the obviously international RIPE, APNIC, LACNIC and ARIN.
    • IPv6 issues - ICANN's been treating address space as a funding source, not just as a scarce resource that you charge money for to prevent waste. It's one thing to do that with IPv4, but IPv6 is effectively infinite, yet ICANN was putting prices on it that discouraged people from getting space and experimenting with it.
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