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TiVoToGo For iPods and PSPs
BushCheney08 writes "According to an article in the San Francisco Chronicle, TiVo is expanding its TiVoToGo service to allow recordings to be viewed on video iPods and PSPs. Files will be transcoded in real time and will include digital watermarks to try to cut down on piracy. The service begins beta-testing for select subscribers today, with a widespread rollout scheduled for early next year. An AP article is also available at Forbes."
More than 50 percent of TiVo's 3.6 million subscribers have tried TiVoToGo, and nearly half use it regularly, Denney said. The number of regular users was higher than TiVo expected, and "it was surprising to us, to be honest,'' he said.
Based on how slow the transfers are for Tivo2Go I too am surprised that Tivo has that many people using it. Granted, I was only using it over wireless but I assume that's what most of the Tivo2Go users are using as well. It was taking *more* than real-time to transmit a show to the computer and then I had to run it through Dr. Divx to bring it down to a resolution that would play well on my mobile device. Will this automated transcoding process increase the time it takes to put it on the handheld even more?
I have mentioned before that I use the "Record to VCR" option to put shows on my mobile device as I have an Archos that will automatically record it in the best fit option if I so choose... Yeah, it's real time and it's a pain but it was actually faster and easier than using Tivo2Go. Being that I've moved to the DirecTivo I no longer have the Tivo2Go option (with a stock unit) so I am happy to use Record to VCR for now.
One wonders if DirecTV is thinking, "Crap, we could be running this in ads if we hadn't abandoned Tivo."
I've been carrying shows around on my iPod for years. I've got a dozen episodes of Farscape sitting on it right now. I watch shows from my iPod on my Laptop when I'm on the road. I have not bought a Video iPod yet and think I'd prefer to watch on a big laptop screen anyway.
I wonder how long before it will be that the same places that outlaw talking on a cellphone while driving have to add iPods to that list? I've never been in a situation where I needed to watch tv so bad that I felt I had to carry one around with me everywhere.
Would I feel differently if I had one of my own? Doubtful, (though I am open-minded about it) because I'd much rather have someone buy me something that I could really use, like a new garage door opener.
I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, yadda yadda, but paying all that money for a tiny TV just seems ridiculous to me, when there are so many other things that I could use, like this. You never know when they might save your life!
And they said zombies weren't real!
Too bad they never added Tivo To Go For Macintosh, and I doubt they will ever add this feature to Macs either. Nice to be a second or even 3rd class citizen when it comes to Tivo because i own a mac.
FU Tivo.
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MPEG output. Open source. Built on any operating system you want. MythTV is simply everything TiVo, Sony, and Apple are not.
Including about 40+ hours of your time, and several wasted unsupported TV tuner card and TV-out video card purchases.
Is the Tivo program it self going to shrink the file down to be able to handle more then 1 episode of a show on the ipod? I can just see how the resoultion and filesize not working on it well.
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Seeing as TiVo hasn't even bothered to make TiVo Desktop compatible with Tiger yet, I'll take this report with a grain of salt.
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It only took me about 3 hours of work to skim through the HOWTO, order the parts from NewEgg.com, put all the parts together, and pop in a KnoppMyth disc I burned myself. Of course, I actually read all the HOWTOs before just getting in my SUV and driving myself down to CompUSA to drool all over the unsupported TV-in and TV-out devices. You're* mileage may vary.
* Since you cannot read a HOWTO, I'm assuming that you think this is the same word as "Your," which is the correct word to use here.
I'm not Seth Finkelstein. I still speak the truth.
Just buy a supported card. Read before you try/buy, it's not that hard. Why would anyone buy something other then the Hauppauge anyhow, inexpensive cards and the best capture quality. Better then the Tivo's even.
It only took me like 4 hours to setup my Myth backend from scratch. It's been like a year since. I have done 3 upgrades via APT-GET and it works great.
I can even transfer my video from the box at Gigabit speeds.
I used to have a Tivo, and hacked it for full network access. This blows it away in almost every single point. I honestly cannot think of one single item that I miss from Tivo. The Tivo maxed out at like 1.3 Megabytes per second on transfer rate, my Myth box gets like 10-15 Megabytes per sec.
We get a news story about a group of mysterious stormtroopers breaking into the Tivo headquarters and slaughtering its executive board.
I mean, didn't the MPAA just force them to allow remove-deletion of content at will? I can't imagine that promoting copying of saved tv shows will sit well with the cartels.
iPod seems to be turning into the canonical example of attacking an industry leader from below, as detailed in Clayton M. Christensen's "The Innovator's Dilemma: When New Technologies Cause Great Firms to Fail" a decade back.
In business computing, PCs broke the dominance of mainframes in the computing environment by introducing relatively cheap gadgets that were more expensive and less profitable per business function than the industry leaders, who quite logically ignored them; and then PCs crept up the functionality curve to wipe out the dinosaurs.
In autos, the Japanese starting importing cheap cars to the US that were less profitable that our domestic industry leaders, who quite logically failed to respond effectively. While GM etc always made cheap cars too, they didn't try to match Japan's cheap-and-good model; Toyota etc crept up the functionality curve nearly to wipe out the dinosaurs.
Now in computing: the iPod, started cheap, and is creeping up the functionality curve.
The question is, will the industry leaders recognize and respond effectively? Or rather, can they? I don't intend to be making a yet another cheap flame of the world's leading software company, which cannot be ignorant of the what's going on, but responding may require breaking their business model.
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The chances this will be supported on DirecTivo....bwaaahahahhaaaaahahahaha 0
I just don't see this flying. DRM and real-time encoding?? So you're limited in what you can do with the file AND it takes 2 hours to convert a 2 hour show and then however long to synch it with the device...
The people who really want to watch movies on their iPods and PSP will either have already created their own (DRM-free) hacks or will have bought the movie on a UMD. The people who only casually thinks, gee, it might be nice to have a copy this week's episode of "Stacked" on my iPod won't want to wait for almost an hour to get a half-hour sitcom... The nice thing about most PVRs and the ol' VCRs is that they're relatively simple to operate. Every additional step and limitation of this new system makes the recording technology less desirable - especially if the media can be found pre-packaged (from iTunes or Sony's UMD format).
"...will include digital watermarks to try to cut down on piracy. "
That's what I like to hear. Honestly, they'll never eliminate it because there will be the people that just won't pay, but if there was a distribution system (that offered better than 128kbps), was reasonably priced, and offered less restrictive DRM, the general public would have little incentive to pirate. The only things keeping me from buying legal tracks are the DRM and the bitrate. I don't even mind the dollar a song because I'm not getting filler tracks that I would get on a CD.
Anyway...I'm rambling...
TiVo's announcement comes as it faces stiffer competition from computer companies, cell phone providers and television networks that are scrambling to beam TV shows into any handheld device with a screen capable of playing video.
This is great news and I don't mean to be a troll but isn't it a bit disturbing that companies seem more focused on systems that promote vendor-lockin by controlling content?
Television is bascially a one-way pipe to a dumb terminal. I'd much rather see companies working toward bringing greater Internet access to these devices whereby consumers can shop for competitive content in an open market.
Just a thought.
So TiVo will let us transfer shows to our iPods. This is the same TiVo that already makes their DVRs will obey the Broadcast Flag despite no federal legislation ever mandating such compliance. Seems to me that Disney, the WB, and every other studio will simply flag all their broadcasts as Do Not Record, blocking such free attempts to provide content to one's iPod and PSP and requiring these shows to be purchased. Therefore this announcement therefore amounts to NOTHING!
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This is pretty easy to do on my Replay TV. I have put a quite a few shows on my ipod video already. Keeps the wife busy on long car trips.
Dvarchive to grab the shows from the Replay TV and then use one of the many free converters to change the format to IPOD friendly.
"Built on any operating system you want"
As long as you want Linux. *cough*
It only took me about 3 hours of work to skim through the HOWTO, order the parts from NewEgg.com, put all the parts together, and pop in a KnoppMyth disc I burned myself.
And then it all magically worked as soon as you put the CD, and didn't require manually faffing to get all the right listings information, you didn't need to build (or purchase) your own IR sender (you know, so you can actually change channels - assuming your not just watching some form of Pikey TV) and you never need to do regular maintenance because it's fucked itself up (again).
It's good software - more powerful than TiVo's, though not as robust or polished - but it's nowhere near just 3 hours worth of time required to set it up.
The 1 reason to move to the US (TiVo) just got even hotter
Great, so now i guess Tivo will make me connect my iPod to the phone line to receive "service updates" also?!?
Was it "piracy" when people videotaped hit TV shows in the 70s, 80s and 90s and then passed the tape around to family and friends? I don't think so. What about all those mix tapes EVERYONE made in college? Again, I don't think so. Why is the industry so worried about the same behavior in the digital realm? This is just stupid corporatist politics to try and enforce ARTIFICIAL restrictions where there should be none. I mean seriously... OK, some guy downloads the entire first season of the Sopranos from the net with P2P and doesn't buy the DVD box set. Do you HONESTLY think this guy was going to buy it in the first place??? Some people are idiots and will do anything they can to get something for free. But if the only option they have left (because in the future P2P has been killed and compression formats that approximate the quality of real distribution media are illegal to possess if you are a consumer) is to buy the thing they want. They WON'T buy it. They'll find another way to acquire it whether it's shoplifting or breaking into someone's house and taking it or if they're truly honest (like me) they won't buy it. Period. Meanwhile, the whole downloadable media experience is hampered by an industry's paranoia. Ridiculous.
There are plenty of people who will buy the media through the appropriate channels and that will make plenty of money for these companies. The problem is that they don't just want "plenty of money" they want increasing gains. That's NOT possible. It's not possible to force increasing profit. There is a point where you're done. You've hit the limit. There is only so much money in the world and people are only willing to allot only a bit of their own money to entertainment. I have nothing against these companies making money for the products they sell. I have something against them believing that they have a right to continually growing profits. They don't. End of story. If you disagree with me, go jump off a bridge right now. I don't care.
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The funny thing is that television got to be a one-way pipe to a dumb terminal precisely when it was the most monopolistic. The US government adopted TV standards, and sold (for a pittance) the rights to spectrum that has become increasingly valuable over the years. The terminal is dumb only because a standard was imposed; otherwise, the network affiliates could all have chosen different standards to try to lock you in to watching a particular network. Or you could buy a smarter box to read them all.
Now that the market for video delivery is far more open, you see companies doing precisely what companies do when they compete: try to lock you in to theirs. You've got many more options, and while being able to pick and choose is better for you, it's a loss for the company who would rather keep 100% of the attention that they pay so much to get (both in terms of bandwidth to deliver their content, whether from a web server or a broadcast tower, and in marketing to convince you to check them out in the first place.)
In other words, it seems to me as if the free market is doing exactly what it's always doing. In a sense what you're asking for is to remove an element of competition, by forcing the various vendors to adhere to some sort of standard.
It may be that those who choose a more open standard will form a cartel between them and eventually win over the others as you the consumer elect the single distribution channel with the most content. Or maybe not; even a decade after cell phones became widespread they still interoperate only via the original monopolistic network. It being an open market, it's up to the consumer to decide.
It makes sense that they would support OS X. The old TiVoToGo relied on Windows Media DRM which was unavailable on the Mac. The tech to make this new watermarking method available on OS X would be trivial. The files themselves *must* be compatible with the Mac if they are to play on the iPod. There's no way TiVo is getting around that.
Also TiVo Desktop *is* compatible with OS X 10.4.2 and 10.4.3 (I've heard but not confirmed 10.4.4 as well). There was an incompatibility with 10.4.0 and 10.4.1, but the later releases of Tiger worked well. The installer gives a false "failed" message, but it does install and it does work very well (better than 10.3.x).
It should also be noted that the CEO of TiVo is a Mac user. They very much wanted to provide Mac support for TiVoToGo, but didn't want to take the legal risk of allowing shows to be transferred without any DRM. Considering Apple won't license their DRM and Windows Media DRM isn't compatible with the Mac, TiVo had little choice but to release for Windows only and/or develop their own DRM method. It looks like the success of the iPod has convinced TiVo that it was worth developing a watermark method that would make the files compatible with the iPod, and as result, the files must be compatible with the Mac.
The only question remains is whether TiVo will provide Mac software that *pulls* (or pushes) the files from the TiVo to the Mac. If they don't, there are plenty of ways of getting around it, but I can't imagine TiVo wouldn't dedicate the couple of hours to develop this software on the Mac.
1. Transfers take forever, regardless of wired or wireless connection.
2. No Mac support.
3. Tivo is notoriously hideous on hitting their timelines. They annouced TivoToGo at CES 2004 and only released it a little before CES 2005 to limited beta testers (the full official unveiling of TTG was after CES 05).
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Another device that'll record to PSP video is the Neuros Recorder2.
It doesn't have the wide array of Tivolike features, but if you just want to convert analog video to digital for your PSP, this should work well.
I purchased a series2 Tivo three years ago and it has served me well, but when is Tivo going to finally release an HD capable standalone box? Three years is a lifetime for a struggling company not to release a major product update.
What features would you really like to see in TiVo?
TiVo has seriously fallen behind the technology curve and little software and marketing bandaids are not getting the job done.
I've been holding off on getting TiVo - never really saw the need, since my TV viewing time is limited as it is and between, SciFi, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, HBO and ESPN there's almost always something I *want* to watch on when I do have time.
:-).
But I just got an iPod video, and now the thought of TiVo-ing Adult Swim to my iPod video for watching while I commute to/from work is just *too* tempting
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Er, or OSX...
I guess you didn't read the huge just buy a happauge card they work in the HowTo's??
Realy the only huge issue that stops me from using MythTV is quality loss as compared to my HD direct tivo's, and there appears to be a rather unsightly and expensive fix for that one as well (hacked HD direct tivo's that output HD via firewire) I say unsightly as it requires anther external PC to run there code and isn't very living room friendly at least untill I get to putting in an equipment closet. I would love to see the day when we get a real interconnect standard in place firewire works very well.
No sir I dont like it.
it was not. AFAIK it was "time shifting", a form of "fair use".
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The question is: "why would anyone want to watch tv shows or movies on that small of a screen?"
The answer is: "because a laptop is not really usable in a bus or train, but watching an episode of House (*) during those commuting times would be great even if you have to squint your eyes a little."
(*) any other dialogue-based (as opposed to full-imagery-based) show would be nice.
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Nice to see Tivo do something smart, for a change. This company has disrespected and disowned the Mac platform since Tiger came out. A *one line* fix for the Tivo Desktop software is all they needed to release for final Tiger compatibility. As of today, that broken version is still on their web page. It also doesn't include aac audio support; a minor thing on other platforms, but a snub to the Mac users who have large aac collections. That version also lacks significant functionality that it's Windows counterpart contains. Noteably the TivoToGo (video downloading) feature. This is why I wrote TivoTool.
One goal of TivoTool is to represent what I think TivoToGo should be like on the Mac. It looks like soon I will be able to directly compare. The other goal of TivoTool is to put a friendly front-end on some "hacking" tools. You see, that is the catch - you need to decrypt their MPEG2 video streams to have true freedom. This requires you open the device (void your warranty) and hook up it's drive to your Linux box. Since there are many types of Tivos and many software versions, this process is not as easy as it should be.
In no particular order, here are some points about TivoTool v TivoToGo:
* The Tivo network drivers are slow. Even with a USB2 device and hardware support, the drivers just don't take full advantage of what they have. Of course the enthusiast community has come up with faster drivers.
* Streaming video right off your Tivo and watching it on any computer in the house is cool (TivoTool does this). I don't forsee Tivo adding this capability anytime soon.
* With TivoTool, you can burn a DVD right from the main interface. TivoToGo requires that you purchase another program to do this.
* You also need to pay for some sort of MPEG2 codec. TivoTool uses MPlayer which has MPEG2 support.
* TivoTool can stream-compress to various formats such as avi and mp4 as you download it from the Tivo.
* Other stuff, I don't want to totally start comparing dick sizes. There is a Linux version of TivoTool though!
Finally, I should point out that this new software from Tivo will only work on a specific subset of Tivo hardware. Specifically the "Series 2" with software version 7.x. If you have a DirecTV Tivo, sorry. If you have a Series 1, sorry. If you are in the UK or Aus, sorry. Yes, TivoTool works with all of the above.
Also, notice the Mac platform was never mentioned in their press release. Only "iPod support". This *might* be bad news for the Mac platform, but I'm putting a little faith in Tivo because I still love their device and what it does for me. They can't just put in iPod support for Windows. That would be insane.
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How do I get an overrated mod when no one modded me up in the first place?
Fucking dickheads. Useless little dog rapers.
Whoa, dude, I didn't mod you, but talk about overblown reaction... This isn't a videogame after all, and a slight mis-modding will not cause you to lose face, be laughed at, etc.
Unless you react like you just did.
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Dumbass.
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control of the TiVo and streaming of the content right from the box (series2 from TiVo itself only): http://www.dvreverywhere.com/
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I really don't understand how you can claim Tivo caters to advertisers when Tivo is making TV advertising obsolete. People don't watch commericals when they can just fast forward through them.
It had to be said.
The first iPod was $399. This invited many guffaws from MD owners/manufacturers, CD Walkman owners, and memory-based mp3 owners/manufacturers, even current mp3 jukebox (HD) owners.
I do agree Apple is distrupting Sony quite a bit. But they aren't exactly attacking the market as a whole from below. In fact, they really pushed new bounds as to how much you could charge for a music player.
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You're awesome, and gosh darn it, people like you.
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has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
I have switched to Galleon to stream music to my Tivos. It works fairly well.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Crap, now that's a stupid name. Or should I say, StUpId NaMe.
The filesystem is the package manager
As far as I know (which is a lot), MythTV doesn't run on Mac OS X. However, there is a MythTV frontend available for Mac OS X. "Porting" MythTV to Mac OS X theoretically wouldn't be too hard, since MythTV itself is mostly just a frontend to v4l and some other cruft.
now the thought of TiVo-ing Adult Swim to my iPod video for watching while I commute to/from work is just *too* tempting
Consider ReplayTV, with built-in ethernet. It's got a Java-based platform-neutral controller called DVArchive, and it produces MPGs suitable for transcoding to iPod or PSP with no DRM attached. Oh, and you can share and download thousands of shows from other ReplayTV owners using Poopli.
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Why wouldn't you?
I wasn't serious, AC pussy.
"The service begins beta-testing for select subscribers today, with a widespread rollout scheduled for early next year."
This is what really irked me when I was a Tivo subscriber back in the day. Take TivoToGo when it was first released for instance, it went through this same nonsensical beta-test/staggered rollout that they are doing again. Subscribers were randomly selected with no rhyme or reason to receive the software update over a span of MONTHS. Months. And before you can say "it was beta software", it wasn't. No update was ever given to the so-called beta testers, they had the final version.
Tivo tried to rememedy this and created a webpage where you could enter in your serial number and receive "priority" updates which did little good. It was ridiculous and pissed off more users than you would believe (check out the TivoCommunity forums).
Tivo, either release your software or don't. Stop with these bullshit software rollouts that do nothing but alienate your dwindling user base.
-Former Tivo subscriber and shareholder
And even if they don't overlay ads over the ads, studies have shown that you still recall the ad content just the same. So much for fast forwarding through them, eh?
Or then there was the story about how Tivo lets you respond to ads with the thumbs up button, sending your email address to advertisers. What a great feature that users everywhere were waiting for!
Then there was the story about commercials on demand that you probably missed.
My series 2 tivo rotated ads and trailers into the main menu. How's that for catering to ads? They give their ad partners equal weight in their UI as "Watch Live TV." There's no slashdot link for that one, because it's so blatant.
Or the story about how Tivo usage info is collected for advertising agencies. That was a monday, so i can understand if you were too busy to catch that one.
Sure, but it can't be all that bad, right? I mean, with all of these moves that are so blatantly anti-viewer and pro-advertiser, they must be making up for it in other areas, right?
Right! They have a 30 second skip feature that allows users to skip right over the unwanted ads. Cool, right? Except it's an easter egg that doesn't persist across reboots, is unadvertised by tivo, and could be taken out at any update without your knowledge. Oh...right.
But you can use TivoToGo to download your movies and do whatever you want with them, right? Not if you're a mac user, and even if you're on a PC you're encumbered with DRM. So no hope of editing out the commercials yourself unless you want to break the law. Thanks Tivo!
Tell me again how Tivo does anything to help the viewer get away from ads? Making advertising obsolete, you say? Shit, they're literally revolutionizing the way ads are delivered into your home.
I wasn't serious, AC pussy.
OK, you say that now... however I'm quite sure that you were in fact serious. See, a small slight (in this case a mis-modding and subsequent trolling - I didn't mod you) becomes something large to you, a threat to what you percieve to be your intellectual superiority.
And for all the mental giftedness that you hold so high, you lack the ability to recognize social norms and respond appropriately when the situation requires that you do so.
Or, of course, this could just be yet another demonstration of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
Whatever you say, Kreskin.
Okay, I know DirecTV refuses to support *any* of the networking functions on DirecTiVo units; I have a Linksys WUSB54G plugged in to the USB port on my Philips DSR704R17, but it's not recognized. What do I need to do to enable all these nifty features on my DirecTiVo unit?
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When I first heard of the iPod digital media player, I thought little of it; it was surely only another plaything of an elite group of tinkerers from MIT. Imagine my suprise when, hardly a year later the iPod was not used only by tech junkies, but also by young professionals, teenagers and even parents such as myself. Tired of lugging around a large case of CDs with me whenever I went out, I gave in an purchased an iPod. Little did I know what I was getting myself into.
My high school aged son, John, became very interested in my iPod and helped me configure my settings. He seemed to want one, too, so I bought him one for his birthday. I bought a modest 10 gigabyte iPod with a black and white display, but since John was turning sixteen I decided to treat him to the best iPod out there. His came with 40 gigabyte of memory and a crystal clear video display which he could use to watch videos of his favorite Contemporary Christian bands. I had put parental controls on our only computer, so I didn't worry about John downloading sinful music produced by the likes of the Beatles or Simon and Garfunkel, both music groups which glorified drug use and promiscuity. I was safe that my son's constant adjustments and late night projects on his iPod were nothing but wholesome. My husband had told me that me that as long as John did not use any hacking programs such as Linux or BSD he wouldn't be able to do anything but fill his iPod with a library full of Christian music. John continued his little technological projects throughout the summer. Fall arrived, and I sent him off to enjoy another year of wholesome education at the local Catholic high school. His iPod was stowed in his bag along with a boxlike device I had been assured was extra memory. The months went on without anything of notice, until mid-November when I was interrupted during my ladies' Bible study at my home by the school. The caller ID showed me the school was calling, but what for? Had John been hurt? Was the school evacuated? The principal was on the line, but he didn't tell me anything except it would be best I came to the school right away for him to explain the situation. I rushed out the door and sped down the road.
What the principal told me nearly sent me into shock. While I had thought that my John was the most Catholic son on the planet, it was revealed to me that he had been trading pornography in school. Not just magazines furtively thrust into each other's lockers, but using his video iPod, a present for his sixteenth birthday, to trade pornographic images with other iPod users. His constant tinkering, he confessed to me, has not been to streamline his technology, but rather to facilitate the storage and exchange of this foul smut. The "extra memory" was nothing more than a device running a Linux program called "WINE" to expedite the smut exchanges. The school took swift and proper action and promptly expelled all of the children trading pornography. However, this was not punishment enough. I slapped a chastity belt right on my sinful son and made him destroy his pornography archive himself. I thought I had raised my child well, but apparently the mental illness of lust could not be controlled by a schedule filled to overflowing with Mass, youth group and Bible study. After conferring with my husband, we decided it was best to hospitalize John. We pray that the wisdom of the Catholic psychologists will be able to cure John of his sinful lust for unclothed girlflesh.
However, the temptations and ruin that the Macintosh corporation is peddling to America's children does not have to end like it did with John. I am asking that parents sign the petition here () to ask that Macintosh place a warning label on their iPod products warning parents that the iPo
it's so obviously a joke. "unclothed girlflesh"? and a funny one at that. altho it's quite possible that it'll become a real controversy in a few months after a gazillion teenagers get video ipods for the holidays.