I swear I've seen commercials on television, er... I mean YouTube, where artists such as "Jay-Z" use this same technology to create their own HP notebook computers. I think notebooks, even from HP, are significantly more complex than tables and chairs that look like balloon animals.
The old flaming bag on the porch? I'm suprised no one has suggested it yet. "A flaming bag, eh? Well, these new Italian loafers will make short work of it."
And so forth...
I like the idea of disabling it, but leaving the LEDs functioning, so that the neighbor still thinks it's working...
AOL REPRESENTATIVE "JOHN": Hi this is John at AOL... how may I help you today? AOL HUMAN RESOURCES: We wanted to terminate your employment. John: Sorry to hear that. Let's pull my account up here real quick. Can I have your name please? HR: Vincent.
John: I've had this job for a long time. HR: Yup. John: I work here quite a bit. What was the cause of wanting to terminate my employment today? HR: We just don't use you anymore. John: Do you have outsourced or subcontracted employees elsewhere? HR: Yup. John: How long have you had those... HR: Years... John:...the ones in India? HR:...years. John: Well, actually I'm showing a lot of hours of this employee. HR: Yeah, a long time, a long time ago, not recently...
John: Okay, I mean is there a problem with my performance? HR: No. we just don't use you, we don't need you, we don't want you. We just don't need you anymore. John: Okay. So when you use me... I mean, use my services, I'm saying, is that for business customers or for... for home users? HR: Dude, what difference does it make. We don't want you working at AOL anymore. Can we please terminate your employment?
Why do people assume that the photographs are going to be used for some 'negative' reason? Isn't it equally as likely that the photos would be used to identify police officers to shower them with praise and commendations for a job well, done.
I read some guy is working on a PC Downgrader. It currently works on Windows VISTA Beta and knocks it down to a Windows 95 OSR 2 box. I guess too many people were "BRICKING" their pc's with WGA and all.
It's my priviledge to briefly introduce myself and the confidential business proposal in concern. I write you this letter of request for partnership which i hope you give your urgent attention as a reputable and trustworthy businessman.
I am Mr Godswill Zabina from (Republic of Congo) Zaire, a consultant, estate and properties valued visiting holland. I was consulted by Dr. Edoman Zabina (my Uncle) a personal assistance to the Director General of the Banque Du Zaire, this is the highest bank in Zaire...
HA! In Soviet-Nigeria, Scammer pays YOU! -Godswill Zabina, I mean... Steve
Some of you might be interested in the author's previous article, "Growing Diamonds for fun and profit." Also, stay tuned for his upcoming article, "Blingy spinner wheels, Network Security and You." sheesh!
From a related article: "Thieves are using cars/trucks to steal the most expensive luxury laptops/notebooks. Many of these laptops/notebooks have completely keyless ignitions and door locks, meaning it can all be done wirelessly. Thieves often follow a laptop/notebook until it gets left in a quiet area, and they can steal it in about 20 minutes..."
Why is it that guys are so obsessed with size? If you look at the first few dozen posts, it's all about who's runway is the longest and whose is the widest. And how many "touch and go's" one can perform down the length of it? I used to land at this airport with only had a 4,000 ft runway, and I'm telling you... I'll take a guy with short runway who knows how to use it over a guy with 15,000 ft runway anyday!
This mouse has like 5 buttons... What's next? 6 buttons? That's ridiculous! What would anyone do with all those extra buttons? My mouse has 1 button and that's all I need. -MacUser
Carol: It is our intention to introduce the Genesis device to a preselected area of a lifeless space body, a moon or other dead form - the device is delivered react with wonder instantaneously causing what we call the Genesis effect.
Matter is reorganized with life generated results. Instead of a dead moon, a living breathing planet, capable of sustaining whatever life forms we see fit to deposit on it...
This just goes to show you the great lengths to which the RIAA will go to protect their interests and punish those who violate the law. The RIAA will not be distracted by 'facts' or other nonsense in its relentless pursuit of justice!
"customer": 'but I've never even used a computer!' RIAA: 'la la la - I can't hear you!'
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I swear I've seen commercials on television, er... I mean YouTube, where artists such as "Jay-Z" use this same technology to create their own HP notebook computers. I think notebooks, even from HP, are significantly more complex than tables and chairs that look like balloon animals.
-Steve
In Soviet Russia, Browser protects SELF!
And props to the anon. who said to disable ActiveX. Amen to that!
Steve
The old flaming bag on the porch?
I'm suprised no one has suggested it yet.
"A flaming bag, eh? Well, these new Italian loafers will make short work of it."
And so forth...
I like the idea of disabling it, but leaving the LEDs functioning, so that the neighbor still thinks it's working...
-Steven
AOL REPRESENTATIVE "JOHN": Hi this is John at AOL... how may I help you today?
...the ones in India? ...years.
AOL HUMAN RESOURCES: We wanted to terminate your employment.
John: Sorry to hear that. Let's pull my account up here real quick. Can I
have your name please?
HR: Vincent.
John: I've had this job for a long time.
HR: Yup.
John: I work here quite a bit. What was the cause of wanting to terminate my employment today?
HR: We just don't use you anymore.
John: Do you have outsourced or subcontracted employees elsewhere?
HR: Yup.
John: How long have you had those...
HR: Years...
John:
HR:
John: Well, actually I'm showing a lot of hours of this employee.
HR: Yeah, a long time, a long time ago, not recently...
John: Okay, I mean is there a problem with my performance?
HR: No. we just don't use you, we don't need you, we don't want you. We just don't need you anymore.
John: Okay. So when you use me... I mean, use my services, I'm saying, is that for business customers or for... for home users?
HR: Dude, what difference does it make. We don't want you working at AOL anymore. Can we please terminate your employment?
You get the idea...
-Steven
Why do people assume that the photographs are going to be used for some 'negative' reason?
Isn't it equally as likely that the photos would be used to identify police officers to shower them with praise and commendations for a job well, done.
-Steven
I read some guy is working on a PC Downgrader. It currently works on Windows VISTA Beta and knocks it down to a Windows 95 OSR 2 box.
I guess too many people were "BRICKING" their pc's with WGA and all.
Good Luck with that!
-Steven
Dear Sir/Madam,
It's my priviledge to briefly introduce myself and the confidential business proposal in concern. I write you this letter of request for partnership which i hope you give your urgent attention as a reputable and trustworthy businessman.
I am Mr Godswill Zabina from (Republic of Congo) Zaire, a consultant, estate and properties valued visiting holland. I was consulted by Dr. Edoman Zabina (my Uncle) a personal assistance to the Director General of the Banque Du Zaire, this is the highest bank in Zaire...
HA!
In Soviet-Nigeria, Scammer pays YOU!
-Godswill Zabina, I mean... Steve
I take offense to being called a "Bozo."
And it's DUMASS!
Some pPeople!
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No... I...
Go Shooter!
In Soviet California, Attorney sues YOU!
IANAL, but I play one on tv.
Steven
Some of you might be interested in the author's previous article, "Growing Diamonds for fun and profit." Also, stay tuned for his upcoming article, "Blingy spinner wheels, Network Security and You."
sheesh!
From a related article: "Thieves are using cars/trucks to steal the most expensive luxury laptops/notebooks. Many of these laptops/notebooks have completely keyless ignitions and door locks, meaning it can all be done wirelessly. Thieves often follow a laptop/notebook until it gets left in a quiet area, and they can steal it in about 20 minutes..."
All this talk of "aero" and "pirates"...
Won't somebody please think of the children?!?!
Steven
Why is it that guys are so obsessed with size?
If you look at the first few dozen posts, it's all about who's runway is the longest and whose is the widest.
And how many "touch and go's" one can perform down the length of it?
I used to land at this airport with only had a 4,000 ft runway, and I'm telling you...
I'll take a guy with short runway who knows how to use it over a guy with 15,000 ft runway anyday!
I don't think it's THAT kind of runway...
I think it's the kind for airplanes (and spaceplanes).
Videogames "USED TO" treat ADHD...
And I "USED TO" have a girlfriend.
sig
In Soviet Russia, guilty accuse YOU!
-Steven
Perhaps distributed folding...
Steve
This mouse has like 5 buttons... What's next? 6 buttons?
That's ridiculous!
What would anyone do with all those extra buttons?
My mouse has 1 button and that's all I need.
-MacUser
Carol: It is our intention to introduce the Genesis device to a preselected area of a lifeless space body, a moon or other dead form - the device is delivered react with wonder instantaneously causing what we call the Genesis effect.
Matter is reorganized with life generated results.
Instead of a dead moon, a living breathing planet, capable of sustaining whatever life forms we see fit to deposit on it...
SPOCK: Fascinating.
This just goes to show you the great lengths to which the RIAA will go to protect their interests and punish those who violate the law.
The RIAA will not be distracted by 'facts' or other nonsense in its relentless pursuit of justice!
"customer": 'but I've never even used a computer!'
RIAA: 'la la la - I can't hear you!'
Steve
Don't dis the Phantom...
You'll get sued!
He appears to have 'both oars in the water'...
Steve
We stopped support the moment our latest game shipped.
-Steve
Call of Duty 2 project manager
Infinity Ward
Props to you.
You beat me to it!
Turtles... never gets old!