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Mistakes Found in 98% of US Patents

Artem Tashkinov writes to tell us The Register is reporting that almost every US patent contains at least one mistake. The findings from a recent look by Itellevate, a firm that offers support services to intellectual property lawyers, claim that most of these errors are trivial but approximately 2 percent of the patents examined had errors that weakened the core claims of the patent itself.

182 comments

  1. a trivial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's a trivial, and where can I get one?
    Is it like a tribble?

    1. Re:a trivial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure where you can find one, but I'm pretty sure someone's already patented it...

    2. Re:a trivial? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Funny

      apparently 98% of summaries contain mistakes too.

    3. Re:a trivial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then they mod you down when you call them on it.

      offtopic my ass. slashdot's minions perform the coverup swiftly.

      For the record, the summary originally said "a trivial" but now says "are trivial"

    4. Re:a trivial? by Rippon · · Score: 1

      trivial: Of little significance.

    5. Re:a trivial? by NcF · · Score: 1

      Is it anything like patenting the wheel--oops, I mean "Circular Transportation Facilitation Device"?

    6. Re:a trivial? by yeruki · · Score: 1

      I want a tribble.

    7. Re:a trivial? by Bandraginus · · Score: 1

      I don't. I hear there's troubles with tribbles.

    8. Re:a trivial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theyre cute fuzzy little blue things that multiply and fill up your galaxy class starship.

  2. That's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    98% of patents are mistakenly granted too!

    1. Re:That's funny by kihbord · · Score: 1

      Well you should watch out for the IP lawyers that handled the 98% of the patents.

      Or maybe disbar the IP lawyers that handled the 2% of the patents. :-)

  3. Breaking News by ironwill96 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other breaking news, Jimmy Hoffa was found today on a park bench clutching a newspaper whose headline read "Sun found to be hot!" and "Sky really is blue!".

    Patents..wrong..who would've thunk it?

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    1. Re:Breaking News by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Patents..wrong..who would've thunk it?
      Why limit it to patents? 98% of everything contains mistakes. Even grammar Nazi flames usually have some sort of error if you look hard enough. Whoopdie-doo.
    2. Re:Breaking News by narad · · Score: 0

      This is really a breaking news that should be broadcast over cnn. But I guess we always knew this, but still the rest of the world needs to be aware of these IP lawyers and the hysterically funny patent systems.

  4. The sky is falling by Lacit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whoa, you mean people actually read patents?

    1. Re:The sky is falling by springbox · · Score: 1

      No, but someone has already patented a method for making the sky collapse. You will be contacted by their lawyers shortly.

    2. Re:The sky is falling by jnunoferreira · · Score: 1

      at least for this study, i would guess that yeah...they did. at least somebody read 50 of them, and found one that didn't have any (visible) mistakes - hence, 98%.

  5. Something else too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    98% of News stories contain mistakes too it seems.

    1. Re:Something else too... by eosp · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be only ~5% with all the dupes!

    2. Re:Something else too... by krhaze · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      98% of human beings are mistakes too.

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  6. Which may lead one to wonder... by brutus_007 · · Score: 0, Insightful

    is the patent system patented?

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  7. Disappointed by ilyanep · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm disappointed that they didn't offer up any examples. Of course it would be highly embarrassing to whoever filed it, and it would be a bad idea legally, but it'd be interesting to see how badly some people screwed up.

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    1. Re:Disappointed by gasjews · · Score: 1

      Of course it would be highly embarrassing to whoever filed it, and it would be a bad idea legally, but it'd be interesting to see how badly some people screwed up.

      Why would it be a bad idea? You're just taking a document and pointing out what you believe is a fallacy.

      Is it illegal for me to criticize laws Congress passes or things the President says?

    2. Re:Disappointed by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      It may not be a legal issue as much as a ethic or liable issue.

      You might not like it much if while your on vacation, I found a note intended for someone else that said your house was unlocked and asking them to enter and look after the animals on the days you will be gone then published it in the newspaper along with your adress. There is nothing ilegal about that but it isn't a good idea.

    3. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thats not the same thing. Your analogy makes zero sense.

    4. Re:Disappointed by Lehk228 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      are you stoned? seriously are you?

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    5. Re:Disappointed by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      if while your on vacation, I found a note intended for someone else

      That note would be private correspondence, not intended for you, and already protected in many ways. However patents are public documents, available to anyone who can read (and maybe pay a small fee.) There hardly can be any restriction on anyone expressing his opinion about a public document.

    6. Re:Disappointed by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      Is it illegal for me to criticize laws Congress passes or things the President says?

      No, but it does make you un-American and a communist.

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    7. Re:Disappointed by Tolookah · · Score: 1

      No cost to read a patent, they are completely public documents, otherwise, how would people be able to do research to know if a patent already exists?

      Want to search for yourself? http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html

      By their statement, if you read and don't find an error, the next one will almost definitely have an error.

      Happy hunting

    8. Re:Disappointed by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The point isn't that a note or patten is availible or to whom they are availible to. It is that it wouldn't be very ethical to disclose information that could allow someone or something to tale advantage of you.

      The note could have been (mistakenly) addressed to me and then it would be intended for me. Does that make it OK if i was to publish the times your away and the fact your home is unlocked without anyone there? There is nothign ilegal about me doing so. There isn't any restiction on me expressing my opinion about you not being at home with your house unlocked. It still isn't a good idea to do though.

      Ethical behavior would pretty much dictate that if i was in a position of trust i wouldn't do anyhtign that might violate that trust or intentional/recklessly enable someone else to take advantage of it. Thata pretty much the outcome of showing pattens that have flaws in them, some of which could negate the effectiness of the patten. If you want to look for them and publish or comment, go ahead. There is nothign stoping you except you own interpretation of ethical behavior.

    9. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this have to do with patents?

      Patents are a public document. I happen to disagree with the things stated in this public document and publish my rebuttal to it. How is this "unethical"?

      You are making no sense.

    10. Re:Disappointed by gartogg · · Score: 1

      The point that was being made was that if something that invalidated a patent for a technical reason was made public, instead of simply informing the holder of the patent, it might have significant consequences for the patent holder.

      Instead of attacking immediately, try to understand what was said. A little bit more thinking, and a little bit less sniping on everyone's part would do us all huge amounts of good.

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    11. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Publish it. The ethical part, Which seems to be so hard for some people to understand, isn't publishing stuff about pattens. It is publishing stuff about known flaws in the pattens that could allow someone to take advantage of the patten or patten holder. It gets complicated when thier business model is finding these things and helping patten holder protect themselves.

      If you wan't to know so bad, look for it. Pointing out the indevidual pattens with the problems would just be unethical.

    12. Re:Disappointed by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      What was said was irrelevant. Patents are matter of public record. I can point out errors and idiocies in them all I want, and the filers have no recourse against me. As long as what I'm pointing out is true.

    13. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay dude. You're either a funny troll or just a seriously stupid person. You have yet to make one valid analogy here (a monpoly on an invention is like a locked car how?). Yet you continue making these really strange and logically invalid statements.

      I got a few laughs at least.

    14. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sniping anyone here.

      You are basically saying if someone puts out FAULTY patents, it is not my business to try to correct them. This is really similar as saying if a company puts out FAULTY products that hurt people it would be unethical to sue the company because it might damage their business.

      Can we try to think on a somewhat higher intellectual level here?

    15. Re:Disappointed by gartogg · · Score: 1

      The point that was made has nothing to do with legal recourse.

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    16. Re:Disappointed by gartogg · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying anything - the parent poster was. Whether I agree is immaterial. However, the point that was being made was different than the one responded to. The logic behind what you are saying is irrefutable, but I think it may be irrelevant to the point the parent poster made. It may be perfectly fine to do so, but some people still will feel that it is not exactly the type of thing that helps anyone to hold up other's mistakes to ridicule in public. It's not about faulty patents.

      To illustrate this with a ridiculously extreme example, let's say that I invent a better mouse trap, and want to patent it. I find a relatively cheap patent lawyer to file the patent for me, and he does a almost acceptable job. Not knowing patent law, I begin selling my product and making money to support my wife, who then decides with me that we are going to have a child, since we can now support one, assuming that everything is OK. 6 Months later, a book comes out with examples of patents that have technical problems that may render them invalid. I am not informed, but someone decides they might be able to make a buck, applies for a patent covering essentially what I patented, and challenges my patent as invalid, screwing me over. Even if I can fix the problem, it now becomes a major patent dispute, instead of simply re-filing, or submitting some minor form to apply change the patent. I, of course, am pissed off. Why? become some unscrupulous jerk did something he shouldn't have, based on what is public record, pointed out to _no-one's gain_ in some other person's book. That person is not legally culpable, and may not even be morally responsible, but it wasn't the nicest thing to have done.

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    17. Re:Disappointed by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      That wasn't realy an analogy. It was just a device to show that it isn't always apropriate to disclose everythign you have a legal right to disclose publicly. Ethicaly, it wouldn't be a wise decision to have shown either because it could allow a party to take advantage of your situation.

      There is nothign legally stoping me from disclosing the information in either case. This doen't mean that the company doing the survey/study doesn't have some contract that places legal restrictions on them.

    18. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A valid analogy? A valid anaolgy doesn't have to be made. There is right and wrong. Doing somethign that could potentialy hurt someoen else because it is funny or so you casn poke fuun at them is generaly considered wrong.

      This is why it is an ethics decision. Someone could exploit one of these problems in the pattens and end up controling the meat o fthe patten by pattening it themselves. Asuming (it doesn't matter if you don't) that you agree with pattens, would it be wise to point out publicly were this process could happen and aid in it happening? No just like it wouldn't be wise to point out were your house is located, it is unlocked, you are going to be away from it for a certain amount of time and when this time is.

    19. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize you're probably not wathing this thread anymore, but just in case...

      A valid anaolgy doesn't have to be made.

      So you can just spout off anything in order to make a comparison, even if its invalid and it automatically makes you right?

      Oooh kay.

      Doing somethign that could potentialy hurt someoen else because it is funny or so you casn poke fuun at them is generaly considered wrong.

      Invalidating someone's patent isn't going to cause loss of life or limb.

      This is why it is an ethics decision. Someone could exploit one of these problems in the pattens and end up controling the meat o fthe patten by pattening it themselves.

      Too bad. The patent writer screwed up, its their fault.

      No just like it wouldn't be wise to point out were your house is located, it is unlocked, you are going to be away from it for a certain amount of time and when this time is.

      I already debunked this argument. I'm not going to do it again.

    20. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying anything - the parent poster was.

      Clearly you are, you made a reply. Was that not you?

      but I think it may be irrelevant to the point the parent poster made. It may be perfectly fine to do so, but some people still will feel that it is not exactly the type of thing that helps anyone to hold up other's mistakes to ridicule in public. It's not about faulty patents.

      That may be what he belives, but his argument is fundamentally flawed. It is not the same as telling the world his house or car is unlocked.

      A car is not like a patent in the context he is trying to use. Therefore what he is saying has totally insensicle.

      To further invalidate your extention of his argument and his argument, lets actually prove why you both are wrong:

      A patent is an economic device. It gives you monopoly on doing a certian, narrow, and specific thing and takes that ability away from others. If the patent you filed is wrong in that it covers something that you are not doing, you have no right to the patent.

  8. Huh? by ilyanep · · Score: 1

    The vast majority are trivial errors, most of them the fault of the USPTO

    You mean errors while transcripting? Or do they intentionally introduce errors just because they get a kick out of it?

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    1. Re:Huh? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      It's as if the patent office is run by slashdotters who want to make it so broken that patents are just done away with completely.

  9. No kidding, Captain Obvious by Compulawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's why the USPTO has something called a "Certificate of Correction." Many of the mistakes are allowed to remain because it isn't worth the cost of filing for correction. I'll be the first to admit that many others are there because of a lack of due care. However, careful practitioners have at least one other person (more often two other people) besides the drafter proofread the application before it is sent to the PTO and the drafter also proofs the published patent if the application is allowed to issue. Despite what the linked article claims, this is NOT an appropriate activity to be offshored. It requires not only careful reading but mastery of both the English language and the technical terms of art. The USPTO is much like a computer in at least one respect - it follows the GIGO rule for data processing.

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    1. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Despite what the linked article claims, this is NOT an appropriate activity to be offshored. It requires not only careful reading but mastery of both the English language and the technical terms of art.

      What makes you think the proof-readers in India lack the above qualifications? English is the main language used for official communication in India (unlike other countries like China, Japan, etc.), and the people doing these types of jobs, probably have had all their education in English.

    2. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, maybe they won't have those skills. Hard to say, because once you offshore something like this your control of it becomes sketchy at best. And I'm sure that those Indian companies will maintain tight security, so that all those ideas and inventions that flowed from American inventors wouldn't happen to, you know, end up somewhere unintended. No, the GP is correct: offshoring the vetting of patent applications is a baaaaaad idea. Really, sending important information of any kind to foreign countries is a bad idea, because any abuses that might occur are outside our law, and frankly I want those people who work with my confidential information to be subject to those laws. Not those of India, China, England, or anywhere else.

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    3. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Experience with Indian proofreaders and patent drafters. Simply put, been there - done that. Horrible results, in my experience. Then again, I've had the same experience with others who use English as a second (or third, or more) language. I have found good patent drafters who spoke English as a second language, but only a very few.

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    4. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I'm sure that those Indian companies will maintain tight security, so that all those ideas and inventions that flowed from American inventors wouldn't happen to, you know, end up somewhere unintended. No, the GP is correct: offshoring the vetting of patent applications is a baaaaaad idea.

      They are talking about a "Certificate of Correction", which is filed after the patent is issued and published. It is not a matter of 'vetting of patent applications'.

    5. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 1

      English in India is different from English in the United States. More so, I'd hazzard, than even the differences from British. Taking an Engish document and having it proofread by someone in India or Britain, then sending it back to Americans to read would not be quite wise, imo.

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    6. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Despite what the linked article claims, this is NOT an appropriate activity to be offshored. It requires not only careful reading but mastery of both the English language and the technical terms of art.


      Isn't it better to offshore it then? To Europe?

    7. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the time we were doing some work with Polish Telecom in Warsaw. The two (Polish) analysts working with us two (English) analysts were forever trying to correct our English. In some cases, it descended into farce as the Polish guys argued for sentences that contradicted what they wanted. (And wasted a lot of our time).

    8. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Got me with that one.

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    9. Re:No kidding, Captain Obvious by mpe · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the proof-readers in India lack the above qualifications? English is the main language used for official communication in India (unlike other countries like China, Japan, etc.), and the people doing these types of jobs, probably have had all their education in English.

      How many Indians understand US dialect and idiom?

  10. 98% of Slashdot postings have mistakes too. by toybuilder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Most of the mistakes are going to be spelling errors, an omitted punctuation, et cetra. In most cases, those errors are mere speed bumps to reading, but don't change the substance of the patent...

    1. Re:98% of Slashdot postings have mistakes too. by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Most of the mistakes are going to be spelling errors, an omitted punctuation, et cetra.

      Good example: you misspelled cetera.

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    2. Re:98% of Slashdot postings have mistakes too. by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, apparently you're incorrect.

      TFA says that these errors are significant and they weaken the core claims of the patent.

      I don't understand how you can spout something contrary to the findings of a fairly lengthy review and get modded Insightful.

      If you didn't learn it in grammar school, allow me to inform you that omitted punctuation is not just a "speed bump to reading." Omitted commas or other forms of punctuation can wildly change the interpretation of a sentence.

      This is why local politics can devolve into petty battles over commas and words, because just one word or one comma can change the way a law gets applied.

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    3. Re:98% of Slashdot postings have mistakes too. by norton_I · · Score: 1

      While punctuation changes can indeed wildly change the meaning of a sentence, as the GP said, usually they don't. Also, english (and all natural languages) are inherently ambigious. -- lots of constructions have multiple well defined contradictory meanings.

      And, TFA says that while 98% of patents have errors, only 2% of patents have errors that jeapordize the claims. I think it is safe to say that most of those errors are mere speed bumps to reading.

    4. Re:98% of Slashdot postings have mistakes too. by ls+-la · · Score: 1
      Example:
      Bad punctuation:
      A woman: without her, man is nothing.
      Good punctuation:
      A woman, without her man, is nothing.
    5. Re:98% of Slashdot postings have mistakes too. by toybuilder · · Score: 1

      A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

      "Why? Why are you behaving in this strange, un-panda-like fashion?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

      "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

      The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

      "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

  11. No one is "perfect" by ookabooka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Did you also know that 98% of Slashdot summaries have errors??

    Seriously though, I doubt there are many legal documents that are 100% "perfect".

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    1. Re:No one is "perfect" by lampiaio · · Score: 1, Funny

      Did you also know that 98% of Slashdot summaries have errors??

      really? I thought all of them had!

      (the above line is a joke. If you don't get it, feel free to "-1, troll" away.)

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    2. Re:No one is "perfect" by MaXiMiUS · · Score: 0

      83% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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  12. Consider the Source by Stultsinator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As with everything you read, please consider the source. In this case, the sole source of the facts here is a firm that specializes in support services for patents. That's not to say that their findings are incorrect, but you should do your own research before quoting or taking other action based on their results.

    1. Re:Consider the Source by peektwice · · Score: 1

      Absofreakinlutely. If the source says that it finds some percentage of errors in patents, and in the same breath says that it will help you with your patents for a fee, you have to believe that their research is slanted. However, if NONE of the 98% of patents that have errors in them were consulted on by this company, and then 2% that are error free were consulted on by them, then they'll have my attention.

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    2. Re:Consider the Source by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      but you should do your own research before quoting or taking other action based on their results.

      Unless you don't care about the issue enough to do this (like me), or wish to use the article to reaffirm an already established opinion (most slashdotters).

  13. Re:Indian proofreading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they speak better English than many of us. They also have really cool accents.

  14. are you serious? by Aurisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it absolutely impossible to believe that people are incapable of writing a single sentance without making a mistake.

    1. Re:are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair, sometimes when we think there's no possible way we could mess up we stop paying as close attention as we ought to.

      By the way, you did *mean* to misspell "sentence", didn't you?

    2. Re:are you serious? by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Funny
      The mistakes are found by lawyers... :)

      An old joke for your reference..

      One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

      The student replied, "Here's an orange."

      The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

      The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."

    3. Re:are you serious? by garberian · · Score: 0
      I find it absolutely impossible to believe that people are incapable of writing a single sentance without making a mistake.

      Just to play devil's advocate, there is even a slight mistake in your single sentance condemning others' sentances containing mistakes. Saying something is "absolutely impossible" is extraneous -- something is either possible or not, no modifiers are needed to describe exactly _how_ impossible something is. (Yes, my English prof. just ripped me a new one for doing the same thing in a paper.) So, as you can see, it is easy to make simple mistakes in such a field, where a mistake can range from an incorrect algorithym, to simply using coloquial English.



      And yes, I'm sure there is some way I f'd this rant up.

    4. Re:are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sentance

      And you missed the obvious one...

    5. Re:are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah, yeah right, there's no money mentioned. If this was true, it'd mention money because... well, they're lawyers.

    6. Re:are you serious? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      It's a trick question: giving someone something falls outwith the scope of contract law, because there isn't consideration.

    7. Re:are you serious? by jZnat · · Score: 1

      You do know that you spelled "sentence" wrong, right?

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    8. Re:are you serious? by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the mistake was a deliberate one.

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  15. Another thing. by Eightyford · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you want to know another thing that I think is wrong with the patent system? You do? Great. I think patents are too expensive for the average individual and too cheap for the average corporation. Too bad I don't have any suggestion to make the patent system better.

    1. Re:Another thing. by staedtler_36 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes I completely agree. If you don't work for a company that will fund you and take over the patent rights anyways its very expensive to do it yourself. That means you either have to fund it yourself, around 10,000 - 15,000 last time I checked, or try to convince some VC or bank to fund and then they will get part of your idea.

      There should be simpler ways to file patents for the average individual who has an idea and wants to protect it with a well written patent.

    2. Re:Another thing. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Gee, that's easy.

      Make impersonal patents more expensive.

      If you want to do it cheap, the guy who actually thought it up can lord it over your head for the next eighteen years.

      If you want to hold your employee's invention for yourself, you need to pay more.

    3. Re:Another thing. by HoboMaster · · Score: 1

      "Too bad I don't have any suggestion to make the patent system better."

      Damn... If you did, you could patent it.

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    4. Re:Another thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expensive? "Impersonal" patents are nonexistent! Patents are still in the name of the individual inventors, the problem is that those rights are transferrable and we all agree to transfer them when we sign our job contracts. I still had to make it official by signing a transfer of rights agreement for the specific patent I got via work (I suppose I could have refused, and then been sued for breach of contract.)

    5. Re:Another thing. by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      what if the mistake was within the system, like Machlup wrote in 1958

      Get organised so your vouice will get heard.
      http://lists.ffii.org/mailman/listinfo/us-parl

    6. Re:Another thing. by PMuse · · Score: 1

      I think patents are too expensive for the average individual and too cheap for the average corporation.

      Hmmm. What to do? What to do? If only there were some way to charge big corporations a much higher fee that they charge individuals.

      (The real money, of course, not in the PTO fees, but in the lawyers' fees to write up the patent and get it allowed. Raising the large entity fees by 10x would improve on half this issue, but the individuals still would have trouble affording a lawyer/agent.)

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    7. Re:Another thing. by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      They don't even have to sue you. They have rights based on the employment contract. The assignment is just a way of "dotting the i".

  16. One of the mistakes found: by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 4, Funny
    but approximately 2 percent of the patents examined had errors that weakened the core claims of the patent itself.

    Patent Number : US6123456
    Issue Date : 12/23/2003
    Patent Title : System and method for providing exsellent spelchecking.

    1. Re:One of the mistakes found: by kanweg · · Score: 1

      "Issue Date: 12/23/2003"

      Oh, that is just one of millions of examples where the date is mixed up to result in a non-sensical order.

      Bert
      But YYYYMMDD or DDMMYYYY is fine with me.

    2. Re:One of the mistakes found: by GodGell · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a single written date that Americans wrote that was in the correct order. Can you give me a link to a site that uses correct date orders? I doubt it.

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    3. Re:One of the mistakes found: by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Re:One of the mistakes found: (Score:1)
      by GodGell (897123) Alter Relationship on Sun
      22 Jan 12:43PM (#14533675)

      I think Slashdot did an okay job there...

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    4. Re:One of the mistakes found: by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Catalytic hydrogenation to remove gas from x-ray tube cooling oil

      I don't know about you, but that looks to be something pretty neat to patent. I like the patent number they got, too. :P

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    5. Re:One of the mistakes found: by GodGell · · Score: 1

      Not quite. That's what I meant. In theory it should be YYYY. MM. DD. (2006. 01. 23), but for some reason all American and Canadian sites I've seen before use a mixed up order (eg. Slashdot).

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  17. You mean like... by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:You mean like... by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
      Interesting patent indeed...

      Space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state

      Abstract

      A space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state is provided comprising a hollow superconductive shield, an inner shield, a power source, a support structure, upper and lower means for generating an electromagnetic field, and a flux modulation controller. A cooled hollow superconductive shield is energized by an electromagnetic field resulting in the quantized vortices of lattice ions projecting a gravitomagnetic field that forms a spacetime curvature anomaly outside the space vehicle. The spacetime curvature imbalance, the spacetime curvature being the same as gravity, provides for the space vehicle's propulsion. The space vehicle, surrounded by the spacetime anomaly, may move at a speed approaching the light-speed characteristic for the modified locale.

      The author is one Boris Volfson. Is that like a cool-ass name for a mad scientist or what? You can almost picture it: "Yes, Mister Bond, it is I, Dr. Boris Volfson, your old nemesis. Do not attempt to reach for your pistol- yes, I can see it quite clearly as one of my eyes has been replaced with an X-ray sensor. At any rate, it would be futile as my rib cage and cranium are reinforced with titanium plating."

    2. Re:You mean like... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      " Space vehicle propelled by the pressure of inflationary vacuum state "
        That patent sounds suspiciously like this :(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heim_theory), and based on the above, this:(http://proceedings.aip.org/getabs/servlet/Ge tabsServlet?prog=normal&id=APCPCS00074600000100143 0000001&idtype=cvips&gifs=Yes)

      As far as the swining on a swing (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=P TO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.ht m&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,368,227.WKU.&OS=PN/6,368,227&R S=PN/6,368,227), I would hope prior art would invalidate this one- if not, then [insert diety here] help us...it's over- too late.

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    3. Re:You mean like... by Varun+Soundararajan · · Score: 1

      When someone can patent the wheel here , i am sure there is also something wrong with the Patents office.

    4. Re:You mean like... by manwal · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... patent swinging on a swing.

      Does this mean I can become a licensed swinger?

    5. Re:You mean like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First patent references work by podkletnov.
      You can dismiss his work out of hand if you wish.
      Or you could read this: Inertia as a zero-point-field Lorentz force.
      Or you could admit that no-one knows with certainty the possibilities.

      j

  18. Re:Indian proofreading? by William+Robinson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why not?

    My experience says that Indians speak/write english better than citizens of many english speaking countries. This is one of biggest advantage they have over China. 'Vast pool of english educated people'.

    Publishers like Wrox, O'Reilly etc had already established offices in India for editing and proofreading.

    Now get your head out.

  19. They're paid to process. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From a recent New Yorker article detailing R.I.M.'s patent problems and "patent trolls", "since the office (the patent office) is funded by patent fees, as opposed to getting its budget from Washington, it has a financial incentive to process applications as quickly, rather than diligently, as possible".

    Examiners spend between 12 and 22 hours per patent, with an acceptance rate in the U.S. of ninety-five percent...no wonders there's so many errors.

    1. Re:They're paid to process. by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      It's pretty obvious how this happened. Corporate donations to politicians get favorable policy. Corporations see the value in holding many patents, as it gives them leverage against other corporations and helps stomp out small-time inventors, either hassling them into insanity or forcing them to join one of the corporations to continue inventing. Changing policy to reduce funding to the patent office ensures that the large percentage of revenue it gets comes from its biggest "customers", once again being large corporations.

    2. Re:They're paid to process. by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      I could earn a fortune as a patent examiner, then. For each twenty applications, alternately take the top or bottom one from the pile, reject it, and rubber stamp all the rest. I'm willing to bet that the number of frivolous patents that got admitted by such a process would be no higher than those who are spending 14 hours on each of them, so my system would get the same overall result, but only requires a minute or so per application. OK, so some perpetual motion machines or time cubes end up being patented, but the amount of total crap that they already allow makes contravening a few basic laws of physics look like a fairly minor technical point which, like all such technical points, can be satisfactorily resolved by lawyers, judges, and the ultimate experts, a jury.

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  20. How did they get this statistic? by All_Star25 · · Score: 1

    How are they arriving at this conclusion? Did they go through and review every single patent that's been issued? I doubt that somehow. I'd appreciate it if TFA made it more clear how they ended up with this statistic. My initial guess would be that they simply sampled a subset of the issued patents, and decided that this was representative of the entire body of issued patents.

    1. Re:How did they get this statistic? by faloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How are they arriving at this conclusion?

      The important thing to remember is that the claim came from a group who gets paid to help people file patents. So someone who stands to make some cash if people start throwing their patent proofreading and prior arts searches to them said "Hey, 98% of patents have problems! Maybe you should find another group to look over your stuff!"

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    2. Re:How did they get this statistic? by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1
      My initial guess would be that they simply sampled a subset of the issued patents, and decided that this was representative of the entire body of issued patents.
      Yup. It's called inferential statistics.
    3. Re:How did they get this statistic? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      They obviously took a sample. Now how well that sample was is argumentative.

    4. Re:How did they get this statistic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just a press release about offshore proofreading for patents, but it actually contains quantitative information.

      Statistical sampling is a (almost?) universally accepted method to analyze large populations. Some techniques are be controversial because they do not pick a representative sample (especially when you are sampling people), but for this there is really no reason to question their analysis on that basis.

      Despite that, the article says: "Intellevate announced last Friday that its Indian office has just proofread its 5,000th issued patent." Assuming they have a random sample (not likely, but it is probably still representative) the margin of error of a little over 1% (1/sqrt(5000) = 1.4% -- the actually error will be slightly less than that).

      The thing to worry about is not the statistical analysis, but what constitutes an "error" and is that an important measure. Again, the article says that 2% of the patents contatined errors that potentially affect the enforcability of the patent, and 34% had Certificates of Correction filed. Whether not any of this is worth it depends on how likely a given patent is to actually make any money and how much the service costs, but presumably people in the market for this service have some sort of handle on that, or they won't be able to justify filing the patent in the first place.

  21. Method For Finding Mistakes by Doomedsnowball · · Score: 1

    I have invented a new method of finding patent mistakes which is more accurate and shows that 100% of patents have mistakes.

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    1. Re:Method For Finding Mistakes by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      But don't patent it, otherwise your patent will have a mistake and your conclusion can no longer be supported.

      But, if the invention is wrong, then your numbers are wrong and your patent may still work.

      But then.....

      Can't cope, brain oozing out of ears. Must go and focus on something else.... Perpetual motion machine design is easier.

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  22. Non-Issue by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1, Informative
    The findings from a recent look by Itellevate, a firm that offers support services to intellectual property lawyers, claim that most of these errors a trivial...

    In other words, nothing to see here. Only adds to the shrillness factor of the anti-patent crowd. Many patents are questionable at best, but a 2% rate of "trivial" errors is a non-issue.

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    1. Re:Non-Issue by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Apparently, not only did you not RTFA, you couldn't even be bothered to read the summary correctly. Congratulations! You may have a prosperous future ahead of you working in the IP industry!

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  23. Lesser of two evils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Laugh all you want, but you really have two choices in the matter. As an examiner, we get on average somewhere near 25 hours a case. That's it. Pick one of the following:

    1. Find good prior art.
    2. Find spelling mistakes.

    My boss yells at me when I point out a spelling mistake on page 13 of the specification because it means I wasted my time doing something other than look for prior art.

    1. Re:Lesser of two evils by Feanturi · · Score: 3, Funny

      So then all that has to be done when a patent is questioned is to run it through a spell-checker. If it contains perfect spelling then we can assume the patent is groundless in various ways and should come under further scrutiny. If it's riddled with spelling errors then it can be assumed that all other due dilligence has been done and the patent should stand.

      Can I patent that?

    2. Re:Lesser of two evils by BostonLegal · · Score: 1

      Here's a study on patent quality by John L. King of the U.S. Department of Agriculture:

      http://www.nap.edu/books/0309086361/html/54.html

      From the abstract:

      This study examines a detailed panel data set of patent examination procedures that affect patent quality. A main conclusion is that the most important of these inputs (examiner hours and examiner actions) have remained largely consistent over time despite an increasing examination workload. Other measures of examination quality (pendency and interference hearings) have declined. Inputs to examination quality are inversely correlated with the rate at which patents are involved in legal complaints, and the expense of increasing examination inputs may be more than offset by the consequent reduction in litigation costs.

      In the paper, there's a table of time spent by patent examiners on various categories of patents. What takes the longest to review? Technology for "Information processing, storage, and retrieval" with an average of 27.52 hours.

  24. Here's a Real Example of a "trivial" Mistake by Compulawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In Chef America, Inc. v. Lamb-Westin, Inc. the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (the US Appeals court that hears all appeals in patent cases) found US Patent No. 4,761,290 to be not infringed because the claim used the word "to" instead of "at." Quoth the Court:

    The sole issue in this appeal is the meaning of the following language in a patent claim: "heating the resulting batter-coated dough to a temperature in the range of about 400 F. to 850 F." The question is whether the dough itself is to be heated to that temperature (as the district court held), or whether the claim only specifies the temperature at which the dough is to be heated, i.e., the temperature of the oven (as the appellant contends). We agree with the district court that the claim means what it says (the dough is to be heated "to" the designated temperature range) and therefore affirm [the trial court's finding of non-infringement].

    As most people know, dough heated to 850 degrees F. is no longer dough - it is charcoal. Not the most effective result for a process that is intended to result in the production of an edible substance.

    BTW - the two law firms who tried this case are two of the top firms in the US. I am confident that the parties each spent hundreds of thousands of dollars arguing over a single word. And a very short word at that.

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    1. Re:Here's a Real Example of a "trivial" Mistake by gwiner · · Score: 1

      To borrow a great philandering president's comments, I suppose it all depended on what the definition of the word "is" is.

    2. Re:Here's a Real Example of a "trivial" Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hahaha. You should know, Mr Lawyer, that the wording of a claim is never trivial.


      "The name of the game is the claim." - In re Hiniker Co., 150 F.3d 1362, 1369 (Fed Cir 1998).

    3. Re:Here's a Real Example of a "trivial" Mistake by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      I could not agree more. That's why I put trivial in quotes. Personally, I spend anywhere between 40% to 60% of the time I spend writing a patent application just on the claims.

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    4. Re:Here's a Real Example of a "trivial" Mistake by jZnat · · Score: 1

      is: Third person singular present indicative of be.

      From dictionary.com. Good enough definition...

      be: To exist in actuality; have life or reality.

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  25. Actually touting Indian outsoursing as positive! by shoolz · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Intellevate has developed proprietary tools that automate part of the proofreading process and has built a team of legal assistants in India who are thoroughly trained and specialise in proofreading services," said Steinberg

    Um... ever tried to deal with a Dell or Symantec issue? Are you really trying to spin Indian support as a good thing? My word...

  26. This is understandable because... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    all those patent lawyers probably graduated from the colleges that are turning out barely literate graduates... convenient seque

    1. Re:This is understandable because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      all those patent lawyers probably graduated from the colleges that are turning out barely literate graduates... convenient seque
      As a patent lawyer, I'd suggest that you learn how to start a sentence with a capital letter, place your ellipses correctly in a sentence, and spell segue without a 'q'. You might also want to put that pesky little period at the end of your sentences.
  27. And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrific! Now, could you finish the summary?

  28. Disturbing considering the consequences by Belseth · · Score: 1

    From what it's saying 2% are definately invalid and 96% of the rest are legally questionable. Given the state of our legal system the majority of the patents may not hold up in court. Why does this matter? Possibly legal chaos. Every lawyer in the country could get rich trying to sort the mess out. If half the companies sue the other half of the companies in an effort to invailidate their patents we're talking legal gridlock. People may not live long enough to see legitimate cases come to trial. Hard to say what will actually happen but the potential is frightening.

  29. If irony were made of strawberries... by Tsar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.

    The findings from a recent look by Itellevate, a firm that offers support services to intellectual property lawyers, claim that most of these errors a trivial but approximately 2 percent of the patents examined had errors that weakened the core claims of the patent itself.

    "Most of these errors a trivial," eh? I'll bet they a! And it's Intellevate , not Itellevate.

    How can we expect 10,000-word patent applications and their appendant illustrations to be free from even trivial errors, when a 65-word story can't even use correct grammar or get the subject's name right? Honestly, how short does a story have to be to get proofread around here?

    1. Re:If irony were made of strawberries... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1


      How can we expect 10,000-word patent applications and their appendant illustrations to be free from even trivial errors, when a 65-word story can't even use correct grammar or get the subject's name right?


      Because a 65 word story cannot hope to achieve anything more than a Slashdotting. A patent can hope to cripple an entire industry.

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  30. 99.99% of software released with bugs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet the software industry is jealous.

  31. Export Restrictions and Offshoring Proofreading by Compulawyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    By the way - I think it is a universally accepted axiom (at least as universally accepted as the Theory of Evolution - but that's a topic for another post ...) that it is better to catch errors at the beginning of a process to prevent errors in the finished product than it is to perform quality control at the end of the process to attempt to fix the end product. In the US (and some other countries) you need a license to file your patent application in a foreign country. Generally the license is automatically granted when the filing is confirmed by the USPTO, but nevertheless you still need the license. If you send an unfiled patent application for an invention created in the US out of the country for proofreading, you may have violated export control laws.

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    1. Re:Export Restrictions and Offshoring Proofreading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny how lawyers always have to show off to others how they are right. You've posted on this thread like 50 times. We get the idea. You are a genius. Except that you are encouraging others to join, meaning you will be less special and face competition.

    2. Re:Export Restrictions and Offshoring Proofreading by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      It's funny how Anonymous Cowards always have to launch personal attacks instead of commenting on post topics. You've proven you cannot count how many times I've posted in this thread. We get the idea. You don't like lawyers. Join the club.

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    3. Re:Export Restrictions and Offshoring Proofreading by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      How can it be a patent application if it hasn't been filed?

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    4. Re:Export Restrictions and Offshoring Proofreading by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      The document can be referred to as a patent application - the document itself just has not entered the application process.

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  32. Is anyone else suspicious? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    The findings from a recent look by Itellevate, a firm that offers support services to intellectual property lawyers, claim that most of these errors are trivial but approximately 2 percent of the patents examined had errors that weakened the core claims of the patent itself.

    It seems like it might be in this firm's interest to find the tiniest error in each patent. Even grammatical or typographical errors like the wrong number of spaces after a period or a sentence without a verb in it (like this one). Also, they could have chosen their sample to suit their needs (i.e., search for 98 patents with errors and 2 without and call it a random sample). Maybe I'm just too suspicious.

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  33. Japanese Patents, too by PacRim+Jim · · Score: 1

    I translate technical Japanese patents and the great majority are so poorly written as to be unintelligible in parts.

    1. Re:Japanese Patents, too by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      Thats because the only automated translators for Japanese are Japanese --> Engrish translators. For English, you'll need a person to do it :)

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    2. Re:Japanese Patents, too by woolio · · Score: 1

      I used to get really pissed off as an undergrad when read seminar abstracts that used phrases like "...found a new dynamic." (WTF? "dynamic" is a damn adjective, not a noun).

      Or maybe its just a quirk of the physical sciences... I wouldn't know. I'm an engineer.

  34. Said one patent lawyer to another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “As far as we know, our patents have never had any undetected mistakes.”

  35. What else is new? by SubliminalVortex · · Score: 3, Informative
    Having worked for attorneys in the past, I knew how important it was, not even in case law to ensure that wording was perfected, but even in professional correspondence.

    I recall several instances where after transcribing a taped letter, verbatim (with my own spellings of the words transcribed, of course) that the attorney would read, cross out lines, add words, change statements, etc., until the letter that was transcribed was absolutely different from what was put on audio tape.

    Then, when the 'final' product was rendered to the 'printed word', it was reviewed once again and had usually two or more changes, usually re-arranging a statement or adding some other synonym.

    As one other Slashdotter respondent noted, it would be nice if everyone had learned to "clean up after themselves"; however, in this case, I think it is more of some person hoping that hindsight is "20/20". (I wonder if someone is going to actually patent 'hindsight'.)

    It's interesting to see that someone is taking a 'janitorial' point of view on this mess. Not sure what can of worms it could open up potentially, but in the end, we usually end up paying for our mistakes.

    1. Re:What else is new? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Hindsight

      Abstract

      A method of improving accuracy by permitting the passage of time, until a sufficient amount of time has passed whereby the user has gained a broader understanding of the subject matter and may, at that future time, perceive flaws in previous work and correct those flaws with improved perspective.

  36. Alright! by Martigan80 · · Score: 1

    Lawsuits :-) for everyone! I bet is a law firm had stock, they would increase by like 5% right now.

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  37. Misread as: Mistakes Found in 98% of US Patients! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought yeah that explains a lot, then I realised I had misread the title!

    Regards from across the pond :-)

  38. can we generalize and say that ... by Korbeau · · Score: 1

    mistakes are found in 98% of human-written documents? By the way, this article seems like a great ad for Intellevate (company name mentioned seven times in eight paragraphs!) with very slim content.

  39. No one is perfect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this just shows that nobody is perfect... not even the people who examinated the patents else they would have found 100% :)

  40. Re:Indian proofreading? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    For a second I thought you had meant Bill O'Reilly had his copyediting done in India.

    The hypocrisy would have made heads explode.

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  41. This just in... by Geekenstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Company that offers help with filing patents finds that 98% of people filing patents really should hire them. More at 11.

  42. P score by peterfa · · Score: 0

    For a good statistical analysis, at least 1064 samples selected at total random should be measured. This will provide 95% chance that the real average falls within a reasonable margin of error of the calculated average. The study gives none of this information. The data could be the result of total chance. This could appear with as little oas 20 samples. This data is pretty much useless.

  43. Misspellings? Of course not! by SubliminalVortex · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I wonder if some of the 'mispellings' that may have been introduced into these patents have anything to do with 'source code' that may have been submitted as part of the patent process.

    From what I've seen in the past, some code had been outsourced to others where 'spelling', wasn't important with regards to the grammar of the language in which the program was developed, but in the 'comments' of the code, it was important to a future developer that might need to work with it.

    Now, I've also seen some cases where 'elements' in code were just mispelled; didn't affect the way the program executed, but irritated my 'sensibilities'. I find it odd to 'Initilize' things often. Attempting to 'correct' this portion of code is a one day project at best which might offend someone.

  44. Itellevate cannot....... by aschoff_nodule · · Score: 1

    ...understand 98% of patents.

  45. Wrong! 100% of patents are a mistake by argoff · · Score: 1


    It is a 100% mistake to assume that society won't get its needs successfully met without granting these useless monopolies that pretend to incentivize R&D and pretend to "protect" inventors.

  46. All patents contain a mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All patents contain a mistake - the fact they were ever issued.
    The greatest period of economic growth and technological advance in industrial countries coincided with the absence of patents. Patents are a crude anti-competitive measure, bought from corrupt politicians by greedy corporations.

  47. The other 2%... by Max+Nugget · · Score: 1

    The other 2% get rejected.

  48. Hi, Dr. Nick! by DumbparameciuM · · Score: 1

    The red thing's connected to my...wristwatch. Uh oh.

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  49. give me a fucking break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is a barely edited press release from a firm that specializes in patent review. it shouldn't have been printed on "regdeveloper.co.uk" and certainly shouldn't have been given space on slashdot.

  50. This is a marketing claim! by cimetmc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please when you read the article, don't forget who is behind the study.
    This is one of those typical statistical claims that people use to push their products. In this case, it is a company specialized in helping people to make their patent filings and they try to use statistics to scare people making them think that their patent filings might be invalid due to mistakes and thus hope they use the services of the company.
    If you really want reliable statistics on the number of patent filings with mistakes and on the consequences off those mistakes, you should never trust such claims from a company who uses them purely for marketing purposes. This is a bit similar to Microsoft's TCO claims on Windows versus Linux.

    I simply say that the source of these statistics is biased and as such the statistics are unreliable. They might or might or might not be true, but I would certainly not trust them.

    Marcel

    1. Re:This is a marketing claim! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Not only that, but I would in fact consider this a Slashvertisement as I'm sure there are plenty of Slashdotters who have or are in the process of submitting a patent or possibly will in the future.

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  51. inflationary vacuum state by Jaazaniah · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it occured to the clerk who approved this drivvel that those three words are basically normal state of a pressurized body. (waiting to explode)

    Wait, wouldn't that be any launched space vehicle?

    1. Re:inflationary vacuum state by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Besides, there's prior art: Any politician's brain is driven by expanding nothing.

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  52. Other news headline by necro2607 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    78.35% of statistics made up on the spot!

    This and other exciting stories tonight at 11...

    1. Re:Other news headline by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      What's really amusing is that almost every reference I've seen to this quote puts the made-up statistic into the 70% range...

  53. Re:Indian proofreading? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

    'coz we publish the largest number of books in English? 'coz we've been speaking English for about as long as you guys have in the US? 'coz there are about 11 million or s people in India who count English as their first language?

  54. not really by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    as a small entity (individual) you can file a patent with about 100 bucks, to preserver your priority date, and have a year to raise the 600 dollars needed for a regular app fee

    u write the patent yourself

    if you cant figure out how to write patnet your self,or are to lazy, u don't deserve it

    a patent is a lot of work, but any ordinary person who can write a coherent paragraph should be able to figure out how to do it

    In fact, writing a patnet would be a good subsitute for a college degree - about an equiv amount of knowledge

    1. Re:not really by wik · · Score: 2, Funny

      >if you cant figure out how to write patnet your self,or are to lazy, u don't deserve it

      QED.

      There are at least nine spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes in the quoted sentence.

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    2. Re:not really by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      and yr point is ?
      did these errors in any way prevent u from grasping my point ?
      does the hypocrisy of writing an error laden screed in any way detract from the logic of the argument ?

      i like writing like that cauze there is always some pedant can't c the forest for the trees...or maybe im just lazy meself

  55. Completely off base! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    It matters not one whit whether a patent has a "mistake" in it. Think of the two possibilities:
    • (#1)Nobody notices the mistake. Nothing happens.
    • (#2)Somebody notices the mistake. Three possibilities:
      • The person is the patent holder, he can do nothing, or file a correction. Big whoop.
      • It's somebody else, a disinterested party-- they'll get a mild chuckle out of it.
      • It's somebody else, someone interested in breakng the patent. This gives them one more arrow in their quiver.

    In any case, the mistake of and by itself is of little consequence. There are few patents so rock-solid that they can't be attacked by finding other chinks in their armor: appeals to "obviousness", prior art, prior disclosure, or jsut the threat of a lawsuit are often enough.

    1. Re:Completely off base! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #2(d) It's somebody else, someone in the business of finding and correcting "mistakes" in patents. They want to use the "mistake" in a set of statistics to drum up business.

  56. RTFA by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    They proofread 5000 patents.

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    1. Re:RTFA by peterfa · · Score: 0

      They refered to 5000th, not 5000

  57. A patent is almost illegible after the lawyers... by cjmnews · · Score: 1

    I am not surprised that the number is that high.

    I have a software patent that has been awaiting US Patent office approval for 2 years now. The text of the patent is nearly incomprehensible due to the lawyer rewriting the entire document into legalese. I honestly could not produce the software I patented from the lawyer's version.

    Maybe the 2% are possibly ones that the lawyer is also the inventor, so they can get the point across in legal speak and still have the point intact.

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  58. Re:Indian proofreading? by Al_Maverick · · Score: 1

    Actually, India is an English speaking country. English is one of the official languages there.

  59. So What? by thebdj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We are talking about 98% of patents containing some error. Now, 2% have serious errors and that is something that should be addressed but the rest of it is just bullshit. First off, what are these errors? Are they small grammar and spelling issues? Hell, half the people on slashdot cannot use the English language properly. Let's put this into perspective. We are talking about finding an error in a specification to a patent which can sometimes run 50 pages in length. As everyone is so fond of pointing out, the Patent Office has a large backlog of patents and there are complaints of patents getting issued that should not be. So imagine how poor examination would be if they needed to proofread the entire thing for grammar and spelling errors which have no real effect on the patent itself.

    Let us also remember that the people who examine these patents are Engineers and Scientists. I do not know how many Engineers and Scientist you know, but many of the ones I do are not usually the best with the grammar and spelling; I sometimes have to read sentences several times over before I believe it sounds right, and even then it is usually still wrong in some way. The fact is the USPTO does not have the manpower or the time to be fixing every grammatical mistake that may occur in a patent, and I would venture a guess that it is frowned upon because it takes away from the actual prosecution on the merits of the application.

    As a final note, many patents come in from Asian countries that are simply translated by machine and not proofread to their fullest extent. If a translation of this sort is very poor then examiners can inform the applicant that examination is not possible because of the poor grammar and request a more appropriate translation. I really wouldn't be surprised if many of the other patent offices have similar problems with minor errors.

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  60. Before you go on a rampage by deblau · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Before everyone starts badmouthing the patent system and saying how patent lawyers suck (too late), I betcha 98% of software applications have mistakes in them.

    From the attention-to-detail department, indeed. That's all it takes to fix the problem, right?

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  61. Prior Art by XdevXnull · · Score: 1

    The spacetime curvature imbalance, the spacetime curvature being the same as gravity, provides for the space vehicle's propulsion. The space vehicle, surrounded by the spacetime anomaly, may move at a speed approaching the light-speed characteristic for the modified locale.

    Hmmm... This sounds suspiciously familiar...

    In the fictional universe of Star Trek, the warp drive is a form of faster-than-light (FTL) propulsion. - From WikiPedia

    Can you patent an invention that was explained in sci fi?

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  62. Humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean to say that the people who submit patents are prone to mistakes making them.... human? NO WAY

  63. Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know why there are so many errors. Unlike the Swiss, we don't have Einstein reviewing patents. Sheesh!

  64. Re:are you serious? [Once upon a time...] by tyrione · · Score: 1

    Lawyers were paid by the word so the more words they crammed in the more they were paid. It became a standard practice and soon the required approach to litigation whereas later they decried, "Cover all thy bases." It's the point of the joke.

  65. 98% of News Articles are Press Release Copies by RITMaloney · · Score: 1

    For those of you who RTF, you'll recognize it here again... only this time, as THE COMPANY PRESS RELEASE.

    http://www.intellevate.com/india/MistakesFoundUSPT O.pdf

    Great PR.

  66. Patented Patenting by Flamsmark · · Score: 1

    Ironically, when the USPO tried to automate some of their systems, it was found that the systems that they were trying to create were protected by patents.

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    1. Re:Patented Patenting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      patents can be overridden if need is extreme. is this situation extreme? i don't know.

  67. Re:A patent is almost illegible after the lawyers. by ameline · · Score: 1

    As someone who has a few patents to his name and several more pending, I can say that if the invention your patent describes is unreproducable to you or anyone else skilled in the relevent field, it is a very bad patent, and it's *your* fault -- not the lawyers.

    Sure, it sounds to me like you have a crap patent lawyer, but it's your job to push back and revise it so it does make sense and so it accurately describes your invention.

    Even with a good lawyer who really understands your invention, this can take several iterations.

    For you slashdotters out there who are looking for a good patent firm, Two that I've worked with and I thought were very good are Stearne, Kessler, Goldstein & Fox (www.skgf.com), and Staas & Halsey (www.stassandhalsey.com).

    While it's been a few years, I particularly enjoyed working with Mike Ray of SKGF -- he's very sharp, and really good at explaining *why* things are written the way they are in your patent.

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  68. Re:Actually touting Indian outsoursing as positive by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

    Be fair. Those who live in India, or recently emigrated from India could well find that Indian
    support is very good indeed.

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