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CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!!
ToeSocks06 writes "The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this
one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see
:) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties
especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"
I don't know how much traffic Cute Overload gets, but judging by the number of large images on their home page, I think they're about to get overloaded themselves...
Slashdot is getting better by the minute!
FIRST POST.
(Can I get modded up for that on a day like today?)
My other car is first.
never thought they'd get slashdotted.
We can add slashdot to that site now.
... where are the ponies that are being OMGed over? I want my motherfucking ponies.
So how many people were expecting the "cutest site ever" link to be goatse?
Remember, open source is free as in speech, not free as in bear.
:) This is like the cutest site ever :) ever http://www.catsinsinks.com/
:)
Like the kittys are soooo cute
g2g ttyl
if by "interesting" you mean "goatse"
[20:36] wwwdot/.dotorg
Okay guys, at least popular tech sites can be prepared for slashdotting, but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there.
... is that today's articles will be duped next week.
Tens of thousands of geeks have been found in what appear to be diabetic comas. Doctors are baffled.
Declining
BSD Fanboys (-50) -- Half of the small number of posts in the BSD section are arguments with trolls, and the other half is the same tired "BSD is more stable" stuff from 10 years ago. Apparently there's nothing else to talk about. BSD Fanboys are Dying!
OpenOffice/ODF Fanboys (-75) -- Trying to get excited about a word processor format is difficult. Especially when said word processor sucks.
Linux Desktop Fanboys (-85) -- The last person to virulently believe that KDE or Gnome was critical to the future of desktop computing switched back to Windows on Thursday.
Neutral
AMD Fanboys (0) -- It turns out that saving a few bucks on an off-brand CPU is a religious experience, not unlike Dianetics. Who knew?
Ascending
Nintendo Fanboys (+30) -- Imagine a video game controller which you can swing around like a wand. Now imagine a 30 year old man, wearing nothing but Mario Bros Underoos, swinging said controller around. Happy days are here again!
Firefox Fanboys (+40) -- Now that the price-fixing RAM Cartel has been broken up, the sky's the limit for Firefox.
Apple Fanboys (+100) -- A six month Vista delay equals six more months of free trolling!
Missing In Action
Matrox Fanboys (?) -- Would the last guy who brags about the superior image quality of his G400MAX please stand up?
Amiga Fanboys (?) -- I guess proprietary 500Mhz G4 hardware and a 20 year old OS isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Windows Fanboys (?) -- What's the fun of being a Alterate OS fanboy if we don't have you guys to kick around? Please come back!
I never thought about it before, but it sucks to get mod points on March 31st....
These stories give me the idea that this is what the admins here are always like and this is their only chance to show their true selves.
So I really think we should...
NO CARRIER
The pink makeover must be for real.
Helloooo, Brokeback Website...
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CMDRTACO!!! KITTY KILLER!!!
For heaven's sake, someone get a mirror up before the cute little baby ducks become part of the carnage too.
What we really need for April Fools Day is for everyone to have unlimited moderation for any April Fools topics.
And no minimum or maximum on the ratings of any post.
I recommend Stuff On My Cat! Cute and funny!
True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
Would be if "everyone" got April 1 mod points. Oh the chaos!
:-)
In the meantime, you can always take advantage of +1 funny
> But it's YOU who thought of it as derogatory, moron.
Your argument isn't strengthened by name-calling.
> Gay could be in the same context as Cute.
You might've had a point if a precedent hadn't been set in the previous 3 articles:
[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, thinkgeek (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, birthday (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, gay, ponies, omg, pink (tagging beta)
I'm not sure how the tagging system works, but Slashdot is a moderated site, and the use of the term "gay" in this context arguably should be moderated out. I doubt the mods would let tags through if they had racial or misogynistic meanings, and homophobia should be treated no differently.
"Shut up and smoke this... it's The Law" --Bill Hicks
Cheers
Stor
"Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
"LOL" is a written - not spoken - word. Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as trying to spell a specific fart.
With that, let the fart-spelling commence.
Web 2.0 == Giant Blogspam Circle Jerk
LOL, bunneys are so cute, they are just so cuddly, the way they jump and frlic is just darling. I love it when they lick my little nose.
Sorry, I use ot have rabits and think they make great pets, and all this pink...I just had a moment...it has passed.
We are the Borg...
pt... frh... ptfBRAAAAAAaaahfffft!
That's life. Get used-to it. MAny of us are absolutely fed-up with moronic political correctness, and don't give a damn.
How about "kids" being used as a derogatory term? How about "old men" being used as a derogatory term?
Don't like it, screw you. Welcome to being a member of the public, and having to put up with others, as they put up with you.
Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
Consider yourself warned; Bunnies are bloodthirsty killers! Your only defense against them is a holy handgrenade.
I know its true, I saw it in a movie.
--
Hi from Reno, where they play Keno in the casino.
"Kittens give Morbo gas!"
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
They aren't! They mean this:
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
4. Given to social pleasures.
5. Dissolute; licentious.
I find it pretty offensive that you use the term "gay" as a derogatory term.
I find it funny that you're offended.
Perhaps you aren't aware that "gay" is in common usage by the youngsters as a pejorative term, and this is nothing but a parody of that usage.
If you would relax your offensive sensors a little, we wouldn't have to parse words so carefully for you, and you would instantly become a more attractive person.