CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!!

ToeSocks06 writes "The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see :) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"

Comments

Time to Overload the Cute!

[Kelson]

I don't know how much traffic Cute Overload gets, but judging by the number of large images on their home page, I think they're about to get overloaded themselves...

Re:Time to Overload the Cute!

[Kelson]

Well, they do at least have penguin pictures. It's kinda Linuxy.

Kittens?!

[Sartak]

Slashdot is getting better by the minute!

OMG WTF BBQ

[jrockway]

FIRST POST.

(Can I get modded up for that on a day like today?)

Re:OMG WTF BBQ

[balster neb]

No FIRST POST! YOU are too late i am first!!

HAHAHA OMG I fooled you lol!!!! APril Fools!! lol

LOLMG MORE!

[TheComputerMutt.ca]

PUPPIES! KITTENS! LOL! OMG, SO MUCH CUTENESS!!! lololoolololololol omg fitlered! so cute! lol not yelling lol omg so dumb!

CmdrTaco Has Been Taconapped!!!

[Red Cape]

It's the only explanation.. Fear now fellow slashdotters for the opposite side of the gender pool has stolen our CmdrTaco

I bet cuteoverload.com...

[DaveM753]

never thought they'd get slashdotted.

Re:I bet cuteoverload.com...

[mfh]

never thought they'd get slashdotted.

Yeah but they also never thought /. would finally come out of the closet, either.

Re:I bet cuteoverload.com...

[FuturePastNow]

cmdrtaco.net won't load either, now that's irony.

You Know

[Dante Shamest]

We can add slashdot to that site now.

Very cute, but...

[neongrey]

... where are the ponies that are being OMGed over? I want my motherfucking ponies.

Re:Very cute, but...

[HABITcky]

No, you can't have a pony.

So, how many were expecting....

[masterzora]

So how many people were expecting the "cutest site ever" link to be goatse?

Re:So, how many were expecting....

[Anonymous Coward]

I certainly was...
I have been hit by goatse in clever and unexpected ways several times now, so I am perpetually wary...

Aaaaaaah!

[phalse phace]

My eyes! My eyes!

Hey guys :)

[Toxicgonzo]

:) This is like the cutest site ever :) ever http://www.catsinsinks.com/

Like the kittys are soooo cute :)

g2g ttyl

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[skreeech]

if by "interesting" you mean "goatse"

Slashdotting

[pjameson]

Okay guys, at least popular tech sites can be prepared for slashdotting, but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there.

Re:Slashdotting

[barefootgenius]

"but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there."

I don't know about that. They seem to be holding up so far. Maybe we should all have spent more time in Home Economics.

My only fear....

[tktk]

... is that today's articles will be duped next week.

Tomorrow's Headline...

[Winlin]

Tens of thousands of geeks have been found in what appear to be diabetic comas. Doctors are baffled.

Slashdot Fanboy Index -- March 2006 Edition

[Anonymous Coward]

Declining

BSD Fanboys (-50) -- Half of the small number of posts in the BSD section are arguments with trolls, and the other half is the same tired "BSD is more stable" stuff from 10 years ago. Apparently there's nothing else to talk about. BSD Fanboys are Dying!

OpenOffice/ODF Fanboys (-75) -- Trying to get excited about a word processor format is difficult. Especially when said word processor sucks.

Linux Desktop Fanboys (-85) -- The last person to virulently believe that KDE or Gnome was critical to the future of desktop computing switched back to Windows on Thursday.

Neutral

AMD Fanboys (0) -- It turns out that saving a few bucks on an off-brand CPU is a religious experience, not unlike Dianetics. Who knew?

Ascending

Nintendo Fanboys (+30) -- Imagine a video game controller which you can swing around like a wand. Now imagine a 30 year old man, wearing nothing but Mario Bros Underoos, swinging said controller around. Happy days are here again!

Firefox Fanboys (+40) -- Now that the price-fixing RAM Cartel has been broken up, the sky's the limit for Firefox.

Apple Fanboys (+100) -- A six month Vista delay equals six more months of free trolling!

Missing In Action

Matrox Fanboys (?) -- Would the last guy who brags about the superior image quality of his G400MAX please stand up?

Amiga Fanboys (?) -- I guess proprietary 500Mhz G4 hardware and a 20 year old OS isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Windows Fanboys (?) -- What's the fun of being a Alterate OS fanboy if we don't have you guys to kick around? Please come back!

I just discovered...

[c41rn]

I never thought about it before, but it sucks to get mod points on March 31st....

Um...

[Perseid]

These stories give me the idea that this is what the admins here are always like and this is their only chance to show their true selves.

So I really think we should...

NO CARRIER

pssshh

[Anonymous Coward]

its all about the beedogs!

WHAT'S WITH THE CATS TODAY?

[zanderredux]

does Taco has something to do with all the cats on Flickr's Explore page??? It only shows CATS! CATS!

OMG We Slashdotted CmdrTaco

[thegreenbandit]

Beaten by your own site, eh?

NOT EVEN April 1st YET!

[artemis67]

The pink makeover must be for real.

Helloooo, Brokeback Website...

What is it about ponies and girls?

[MichaelSmith]

Years ago when I was at high school I took a shortcut through the corridor where the year 10 girls had their lockers. I overheard the following conversation. It wasn't difficult to do so because it was shouted from one end of the crowded corridor to the other.

Girl 1: Hey! you hear $othergirl is pregnant again?

Girl 2: No? How did that happen?

Girl 1: Rode a horse bareback in the nude, how do you reckon?

Aw... I love you man. OMG! Ponies!!!!

[IronTeardrop]

Lighten up, Francis. It's only one day a year.

It's "Gay"

[stewartj]

> [+] lame, aprilfools, gay, omg, cute (tagging beta)

I find it pretty offensive that you use the term "gay" as a derogatory term.

Re:It's "Gay"

[stewartj]

> But it's YOU who thought of it as derogatory, moron.

Your argument isn't strengthened by name-calling.

> Gay could be in the same context as Cute.

You might've had a point if a precedent hadn't been set in the previous 3 articles:

[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, thinkgeek (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, birthday (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, gay, ponies, omg, pink (tagging beta)

I'm not sure how the tagging system works, but Slashdot is a moderated site, and the use of the term "gay" in this context arguably should be moderated out. I doubt the mods would let tags through if they had racial or misogynistic meanings, and homophobia should be treated no differently.

Re:It's "Gay"

[jibjibjib]

Just because gay means homosexual in some contexts, doesn't mean every time we use the word we are being homophobic. Words change their meanings.

I know gay people who use "gay" in the context you described, so obviously it doesn't offend all gay people.

Re:It's "Gay"

[evilviper]

That's life. Get used-to it. MAny of us are absolutely fed-up with moronic political correctness, and don't give a damn.

How about "kids" being used as a derogatory term? How about "old men" being used as a derogatory term?

Don't like it, screw you. Welcome to being a member of the public, and having to put up with others, as they put up with you.

Re:It's "Gay"

[shiva19]

I'm giving up mod points to reply to you.

The word is used as a derogatory term because our dominant screwball religions decided that a practice seen in the real world, amongst every mammalian species, doesn't fit in with a heterosexual, go-forth-and-multiply world view. This filters down through the ages into societies and so-called "separation of church and state" governments still scarred with arbitrary facets of religion such as the above, much to the aggravation of the psychological and genetic sciences and the people you consider 'shit-eaters', whose lives and sexual habits you have such a lack of information about.

You pretend to accept diversity with 'by all means, have your equality' and then condemn it almost in the same breath by inciting irrational hate by comparison with something entirely out of scope. These kinds of comparisons -- my personal favourite is equating all homosexuals with NAMBLA members -- solely aim to spread inaccuracies to fuel diatribes by other people. Your choice of imagery is specifically chosen to inflict harm on a cause you supported at the beginning of the same paragraph.

You should be thankful that your genetic makeup lies within the boundaries that your society has defined as "normal". Consider the outright lies that America held as truth during the last century. Imagine the hate you would have faced if you were born a 'nigger' during the 1940s. That's fear of difference and stereotyping in action. They're all alcoholics! They cook their children!

They eat shit!

Oh, and taking offense isn't a voluntary action when the poster is so loudly, and without invite, pidgeonholing people they clearly know nothing about. This includes me. When I personally start telling you about the things I do in my bedroom, then you can tell me what you think of it. I didn't give you an invite to tar me with your one-color brush.

Re:It's "Gay"

[neo]

They aren't! They mean this:

      1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
      2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
      3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
      4. Given to social pleasures.
      5. Dissolute; licentious.

Re:It's "Gay"

[spiritraveller]

I find it pretty offensive that you use the term "gay" as a derogatory term.

I find it funny that you're offended.

Perhaps you aren't aware that "gay" is in common usage by the youngsters as a pejorative term, and this is nothing but a parody of that usage.

If you would relax your offensive sensors a little, we wouldn't have to parse words so carefully for you, and you would instantly become a more attractive person.

OMG!!! You /.'d the kitties!!!

[AngryNick]

There is blood and little bits of fur everywhere. The poor little guys didn't even see it coming.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CMDRTACO!!! KITTY KILLER!!!

For heaven's sake, someone get a mirror up before the cute little baby ducks become part of the carnage too.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[oirtemed]

its crap like this that pisses me off. You should not be allowed to serve google ads on that page...there is no real content.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[eric76]

What we really need for April Fools Day is for everyone to have unlimited moderation for any April Fools topics.

And no minimum or maximum on the ratings of any post.

Tom, is that you?

[Siffy]

Come out of the closet... We have ponies! Like, OMG!

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[springbox]

I recommend Stuff On My Cat! Cute and funny!

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[fbjon]

Indeed, "lohl" it is. Try it with a Schwarzenegger accent, and you'll find it really shines:

Whea is maah pohnee??? Ah need mah quut leetul pohnee OhMG LOOOOhL <3 ya ohkay see yoo on MaahSpace

Sorry if I ruined any and all future Arnold-action flicks for everyone.

Cmdr Taco got slashdotted

[sarcasticfrench]

haha cmdr taco's site got slashdotted. it's been loading for about 5 minutes!! Now THAT's funny: a slashdot admin's site getting slashdotted. lol.

p.s. cmdr taco's one is the second link.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[eluusive]

If only I had mod points, I'd give you +5 Hilarious.

The best thing

[phorm]

Would be if "everyone" got April 1 mod points. Oh the chaos!

In the meantime, you can always take advantage of +1 funny :-)

Re:You want cute?

[stor]

"Shut up and smoke this... it's The Law" --Bill Hicks

Cheers
Stor

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[MrNougat]

"LOL" is a written - not spoken - word. Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as trying to spell a specific fart.

With that, let the fart-spelling commence.

Cat of the Day.com is the leader in cuteness

[animalfriend]

Cat of the Day.com is the leader in cuteness since 1997.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[Anonymous Monkey]

All I can say to that is...'w00t'. I would love to go thorugh this topic and make every one +5 insightfull. It could be like granting amnisty from bad karma. Or prehaps that isn't such a good idea.

LOL, bunneys are so cute, they are just so cuddly, the way they jump and frlic is just darling. I love it when they lick my little nose.

Sorry, I use ot have rabits and think they make great pets, and all this pink...I just had a moment...it has passed.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[Crizp]

pt... frh... ptfBRAAAAAAaaahfffft!

Excuse me....

[Nick Driver]

...while I go and dig my eyeballs out with a fork.

I think I won't be back to Slashdot until at least Sunday evening.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[kryten_nl]

I don't have a teenage girl handy to ask.

I've got one tied up in the basement, but can't be bothered...

April Fool's

[Dpaladin]

I think it would be great if, next April Fool's day, /. turned into a fake news site that only posted news about Google and Linux. That would be so off-the-wall and unusual!

Nothing is cuter than...

[Cinder6]

Nothing is cuter than this site.

Kittens just rule

[schlumpf_louise]

The pink, love hearts & ponies .... kinda offensive.

The "LOL!!! OMG!!!! !!!!!" & jokes about women .... kinda offensive.

The kittens .... oh so very cute! look at the puddy cats! awww....

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[gooman]

Consider yourself warned; Bunnies are bloodthirsty killers! Your only defense against them is a holy handgrenade.
I know its true, I saw it in a movie.

--
Hi from Reno, where they play Keno in the casino.

Infinite Kittens and Mod Points

[twitter]

Here's all the pussy you ever wanted but were afraid to ask for. Look and mod to your hart's content.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[freeweed]

Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as

Or, apparently as RIDICULOUS as trying to spell English words correctly.

Since it's April 1st, can I beat you mercilessly with a club until you remove that annoying fucking E from a word which never is spelled with an E, doesn't sound in the least like it has an E in it, and hell, just the presence of the E makes the Universe tremble in terror?

Sorry.

I really hate people who can't spell that word.

ha ha... their answer to slashdot...

[advocate_one]

CO Discovered by /. Nerds

OMG! Like the emotionally stunted Slashdot Fanboys (pictured below) have totally discovered Cute Overload. W00t!

Since they're all l33t hax0rs, who are smarter than all of us combined, we should relinquish the comments and let them debate:

1. Why Microsoft sux!

2. Why you are so lame for not encoding your music to Ogg Vorbis. What a luser! You probably listen to Brittany anyway, so what's the point.

3. Why Jerry Taylor is, like, a total dick.

4. How you should delete Windoze and install FC5. It's like totally easy to use.

5. Some endlessly stupid circular argument that got started because one of their egos is as delicate as a butterfly fart.

So everyone put away their My Little Pony dolls and pop an Anime disc in your DVD, because the comments sections are going to be worthless until the Slashdot Effect passes.

Then again, if you're really nice and bat your eyelashes, you can probably convince one of these guys to fix your WiFi connection. (You, like, totally should be running WPA2 security. *snort* *snort*)

And for every Fanboy that buys a t-shirt, we'll set you up on your first date. LOL!

RTFA?

[Eljas]

I'm really surprised that no-one mentioned the pussies and racs section of website. That's practically free porn.