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Cell Division Reversed for the First Time

SubtleGuest writes "Gary J. Gorbsky, Ph.D., a scientist with the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation, has found a way to reverse the process of cell division. The discovery could have important implications for the treatment of cancer, birth defects and numerous other diseases and disorders. Gorbsky's findings appear in the April 13 issue of the journal Nature. "No one has gotten the cell cycle to go backwards before now," said Gorbsky. "This shows that certain events in the cell cycle that have long been assumed irreversible may, in fact, be reversible." In the lab, Gorbsky and his OMRF colleagues were able to control the protein responsible for the division process, interrupt and reverse the event, sending duplicate chromosomes back to the center of the original cell, an event once thought impossible. Here is a video of it happening."

238 comments

  1. hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first dna and proteins... and then we can reverse time!

    1. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      is this video playing backwards?

    2. Re:hmm.. by kfg · · Score: 1

      ... and then we can reverse time!

      And all we have to do is violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

      So get working on that perpetual motion machine, you're going to need it even more than a Mr. Fusion.

      KFG

  2. The way it really happens by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here is the video of cell division. only its played in reverse.

    WhatsAPro.com

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    1. Re:The way it really happens by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "And here [nature.com] is the video of cell division."

      Why is this outrageous video not labeled "not safe for work" or something?!

    2. Re:The way it really happens by SillySnake · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing I could think as I watched the video is that someone is about to call my phone and tell me "Seven Days"

    3. Re:The way it really happens by dgiaimo · · Score: 0

      Don't they realize that children could be reading this forum! They could be permanently scarred by premature exposure to asexual reproduction.

  3. Stem Cells by lunch_box4 · · Score: 0

    I'm wondering if with unlimited resourses, the process could be performed enough times to revert the cell to a stem cell. Just a thought.

    1. Re:Stem Cells by rdwald · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm wondering if with unlimited resourses, the process could be performed enough times to revert the cell to a stem cell. Just a thought.

      No.

    2. Re:Stem Cells by lazybratsche · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slightly longer answer:

      No, because this isn't a complete reversal of cell division. It doesn't somehow "un-replicate" the DNA, it just reverses one step of division in a cell about to divide.

    3. Re:Stem Cells by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And because it isn't a true reversal, these cells are likely to be seriously mucked up long term.

      Downs syndrome is caused by an extra copy of chromosome 21.

      If you have two copies of chromosome 18, you get Trisomy 18. Something you don't want. Basically, having extra copies of any chromosome is a 'bad thing'. Having an additional 23 pairs of chromosomes in addition to the normal 23 pairs, is extremely likely to lead to very abnormal cellular function.

      While this is a very interesting finding in ways to manipulate events in mitosis, this isn't some miracle reversal of mitosis. It's a way to make a seriously messed up cell.

  4. Does this mean ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It might not be too late to 'take back' that decision you made to have children 10 years ago?

    1. Re:Does this mean ... by JavaFTW++ · · Score: 0

      Only if you can reverse the drinking that was involved as well...

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    2. Re:Does this mean ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an ak47 is far quicker and more effective!

    3. Re:Does this mean ... by ZSpade · · Score: 2, Funny

      '"If we wait too long, however, it doesn't work'
      So unfortunately, no. Your parents still have to live with their mistake.

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  5. Good news everyone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fate worse than death faces the one subjected to this - prebirth!

    1. Re:Good news everyone! by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      ...and then death.

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    2. Re:Good news everyone! by grimJester · · Score: 1

      Odd. I watched that episode not fifteen minutes ago!

    3. Re:Good news everyone! by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      Zoiby want balloon! Want Balloon now!

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  6. Good news! by protich · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kiss old age good-bye.

    1. Re:Good news! by FST777 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bollocks.

      Old age is caused by DNA becoming shorter with each cell-renewal (yes, this implies division). The process of shortening DNA should thus be reversed (they already did this with mice). The exact same fact is the reason for cloned animals aging too young.

      Stopping or reversing that devision will stop needed renewal of the cells. That will, IMHO, cause a painfull death.

      I am not a Biotechnologist (allthough I did study it for a while).

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    2. Re:Good news! by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      You studied a biotechnologist?

      On a serious note though, stopping cell division WILL cause a painful death, and you do not need to be a biotechnologist to know that. Just check out how much skin is constantly being lost every day. Red blood cells also only last ~3 months.

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    3. Re:Good news! by cytg.net · · Score: 1

      "(yes, this implies division)" - could you elaborate on that? source and so on ? thanks !

    4. Re:Good news! by kemichail · · Score: 1

      So what's the point of so-called 'youth' drugs such as growth hormone injections I've heard much of? If the aging process can simply not be retarded or stopped, then any effort in those fields is destined to fail? I'm honestly curious since oddly I have come to believe that at least within this century we should start seeing real science in these fields, real and effective science at that.

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  7. We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years... by 80+85+83+83+89+33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... and we are loosing that war. i've heard many times, and have even caught myself saying, that there will be a cure for cancer soon. hasn't happened yet. so whenever i hear:

    important implications for the treatment of cancer

    i get my hopes up for a little while, just as most of the world has since the War on Cancer was officially announced in the 50's, and untold amounts of money have been spent by the NIH. but the truth is, i probably need to quit smoking to have the best chance at not dying from cancer.

    -- sorry, my uncle just died from lymphoma this weekend, and i keep staring at the cigarette i'm smoking with a pained look.

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  8. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by filament · · Score: 0

    There is no 'cure' for cancer because it is not one disease, but many. Most so-called 'cures' for cancer are actually new treatments that generally target a specific form of cancer. Some of them are very successful, and the recovery rate is always increasing, but at the same time we expose ourselves to more and more chemicals and unhhealthy foods that can lead to cancer. I doubt there will ever be a cancer cure-all, but your chances of survival - and recovery - are much higher than fifty years ago.

    And yes, you should quit smoking. Right now.

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  9. Next up: a story about the Cell processor by wheany · · Score: 2, Funny

    There must be a Cell processor story somewhere that Slashdot could post. That would make it three cell stories in a row. It's funny becuase it's repeated.

    1. Re:Next up: a story about the Cell processor by Geminii · · Score: 1

      It's funny because it's repeated?

    2. Re:Next up: a story about the Cell processor by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Yup. It's funny because it's repeated.

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    3. Re:Next up: a story about the Cell processor by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Yup. It's funny because it's repeated.

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    4. Re:Next up: a story about the Cell processor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or one on cell phones.

  10. ob: BUT STILL NO CURE FOR CANCER! by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 0

    /wait... this isn't fark. //my bad.

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    1. Re:ob: BUT STILL NO CURE FOR CANCER! by flynns · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have that problem too.
       
      /long live the slashie.

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  11. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Canada (I'm sure the USA is similar), the overall cancer rate is now 1 in 2 ... that's right 50% of the population will contract cancer at some point in their life (most of those will eventually die from it).

    Here's the real shocker. The Government response can be pretty much summed up as "Don't worry, be happy" ... it has nothing to do with the tens of thousands of kilograms of carcinogens dumped into the environment or otherwise thrust upon us ... usually for econonmic reasons. I guess it has reach a point where we are counting the number of times each person gets cancer per decade, before it is worth checking out that "ounce of prevention" thing.

  12. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by HappyEngineer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    sorry, my uncle just died from lymphoma this weekend, and i keep staring at the cigarette i'm smoking with a pained look.

    I've always assumed that most smokers are people with untreated ADHD. Has anyone read anything to indicate whether or not this is the case?

    The positive effects of smoking (feeling calmed down and more focused) are the same effects of ADHD medication except, obviously, the medication won't cause cancer, it is given in a dose that is consistent through the entire day, and it is not addictive.

    I'd be curious to find out if giving a smoker medication for ADHD would make it easier for them to quit.

  13. Wow by DarkProphet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If this is for real, all I can say is

    Holy shit!

    It would be theoretically possible to create a certain protein which targets cell-specific division. Like cancer cells. It wouldn't eradicate the cancerous cells, but it would certainly slow or possibly stop the cells' replication.

    Of course, I imagine the devil's in the details...

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    1. Re:Wow by tek.net-ium · · Score: 1
      It would be theoretically possible to create a certain protein which targets cell-specific division. Like cancer cells. It wouldn't eradicate the cancerous cells, but it would certainly slow or possibly stop the cells' replication.
      The problem isn't finding something to stop cell division; there are proteins we can use right now to cause outright apoptosis (cell suicide). The real problem is in identification of cancer cells, which is a notoriously hard problem on a molecular basis: cancer is just an accumulation of random mutations that happen to be harmful to you, so it's difficult to differentiate between cancerous and regular cells. Even if there was a magic bullet for molecular identification of cancerous cells, it's unlikely you'll be treating that cell with enzymes because they're degraded rather quickly.
    2. Re:Wow by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. As I said, 'the devil's in the details'. I do seem to remember hearing about some sorts of cancer cells that ARE fairly easy to identify due to their accelerated rate of mitosis, and how some types of cancerous cells have enlongated or non-eroding telomeres. I have to believe there are practical ways to identify anomalous cells in the context of its physical attributes (or protein production/production rates) using simple non-fatal proteins or enzymes. I guess it'd be analogous to a trojan or worm that infects many different Windows versions but only actively attacks one specific version. Heh, I do appreciate the irony of using a computer virus analogy to describe biological process ;-) But, I am only an armchair biologist. I imagine there are a lot of reasons this sort of thing doesn't work well or is hard to develop effectively -- I am optimistic, if not outright ignorant.

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    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but how do you treat that inside the body? Could you develope a medicine that would specifically target only the cells with that specific pattern that can also apply the treatment, or would it require nanomachines that are powerful enough to identify and able to deliver a payload?

  14. Video method? (dumb question) by SushiFugu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm quite curious, could someone explain what sort of technology is used to observe chemical reactions at such a small level? (such as that in the video)

    1. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by dthx1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it's called a "micro-scope" Microscope

      Popular Mechanics hasn't covered this one yet as it's only been around for about 400 years

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    2. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by rbowes · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the left you are seeing phase contrast microscopy, changes in the cell cause changes in the refraction of light. On the right hand you are seeing fluorescence microscopy, special fluorescent proteins have been added on the end of specific proteins in the cell and when certain light is applied they fluoresce.

    3. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by dukiebbtwin · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the article "Time-lapse phasecontrast and fluorescence images were collected from cells grown on glass coverslips using a Zeiss Axiovert 200M microscope equipped with a Hamamatsu ORCA camera." They use a fancy (and expensive) inverted light microscope with a digital camera attached to it to take the images. The section on the right part of the movie is made using with a fluorescence stain as the cell proceeds through mitosis. There is a light source attached to the microscope that emits light at a certain wavelength to excite the fluorescence stain that can be bound to a variety of things - mitochondria, DNA, etc. In this case the fluorescence is bound to alpha-tubulin-GFP. Alpha-tubulin is a protein found in microtubules which are involved with cell shape and cell structure. GFP merely means "Green Fluorescent Protein" - that it will fluoresce in the green wavelength. http://microscope.olympus.com/contentsDB/01world/0 1reseach/a_appli/12/contents.html Use of fluorescence in biochem is really fascinating, and fortunately I have a good amount of experience as a student using fluorescence as a tool. You can bind several fluorescence probes to a cell and get some really cool images: http://probes.invitrogen.com/servlets/photo?fileid =g002761&company=probes

    4. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by utter_tosser · · Score: 1

      Either confocal microscopy (laser or spinning disk) or widefield time lapse microscopy with image deconvolution. We have six microscopes doing this constantly day in day out

    5. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Don't you watch CSI?

      They just took a digital photo of someones eye, then ran it through their enhancement software to generate a full-motion microscopic movie.

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    6. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by liswinz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not a dumb question at all. The images you see of the stringy stuff are actually time-lapse images (ie. still images taken once every few seconds/minutes/hours depending on your application) of the flouresence given off by GFP, or Green Flourescent Protein, attached to Alpha tubulin.

      GFP is a natural protein that was originally found in the genome some sort of deep-sea fish (I forget which), but has been used by biologists for myriad purposes since then. Bascially, it's a protein, but because of the specifics of its sequence and configuration, it emits energy (flourescence) when hit with a laser at a particular wavelength. GFP was revolutionary because, while chemists can and have designed many compounds with similar properties, they are all synthetic and have to be physically attached to whatever protein you want to look at. The flourescent properties of GFP, on the other hand, are in the form of a protein, which can be added to any cell by just adding in the DNA that codes for GFP.

      In addition, GFP isn't very large, so you can actually make hybrid proteins that have your normal protein you want to look at and the GFP directly in sequence after it all on one piece of contiguous DNA. When it's made into a protein, you get a functional protein (although you have to test this to make sure) that has a little flourescent tag attached. So not only do the cells expressing your protein glow green, but you actually get to follow where that protein is moving in real time in the cell. People have actually taken the GFP sequence and mutated it to make flourescent proteins that are excited at other wavelengths to make YFP, CFP, RFP, etc (Yellow, Cyan, Red, etc). So if you wanted, you could make 2 or 3 proteins labeled with different colors and see what all of them were doing at the same time

      The stringy stuff you see is the microtubules that attach the duplicated chromosomes along the midline and pull half of the chromosomes towards what will become one daughter cell, half to the other. The authors have taken one of the proteins that makes up these microtubules, Alpha Tubulin, and attached GFP to it in sequence. They then added that DNA to their cell lines which now express both the normal Alpha Tubulin and the GFP-Alpha Tubulin. This allows them to look at the localization of their tagged Alpha Tubulin with a normal flourescent microscope (most molecular/cell bio labs have them) without killing the cells and see what happens over time.

    7. Re:Video method? (dumb question) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [what do they use to observe?] I believe it's called a "micro-scope" Microscope

      Go easy on the guy; he's bravely testing "reverse learning" so we don't have to ourselves.

  15. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by John+Miles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In Canada (I'm sure the USA is similar), the overall cancer rate is now 1 in 2 ... that's right 50% of the population will contract cancer at some point in their life (most of those will eventually die from it). Here's the real shocker. The Government response... (snip rant about carcinogens)

    You're the victim of a very fundamental misunderstanding. The overall cancer death rate is actually 1 in 1. If you live long enough, you will eventually die of cancer. It's a perfectly-normal consequence of telomere loss due to aging.

    As we get better at preventing and treating heart disease and other vascular problems like stroke, it's only reasonable to expect cancer death rates to rise. It is not reasonable to start leaping to wild-assed conclusions about carcinogens, cell phones, and conspiracies. None of those are the problem. The problem is that most of the low-hanging fruit in the health-care business has been picked, and only the hard problems like cancer (which, as others have noted, refers to a great variety of different diseases) remain.

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  16. How long until the religious forbid it? by Cybert14 · · Score: 0, Troll

    It'll be either "playing god" or ending the life of some mass of atoms destined to become Christian.

    1. Re:How long until the religious forbid it? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      There are a few religions that actualy forbid surgery, blood tranfusions and so on. So it is probably already forbiden. But i don't know why it would be consider playing god or destroying some future christians. Oh i get it, you have a thing for religions ;)

    2. Re: How long until the religious forbid it? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Oooh, creepy. You could reverse the split that gives identical twins and get a freak with two souls!

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    3. Re: How long until the religious forbid it? by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      Hey... So I could become rich and powerful just like Bill Gates did, but still have the second one in reserve for entrance to heaven! I'm all for it!

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    4. Re: How long until the religious forbid it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:How long until the religious forbid it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christianity can't forbid it: being "born again" is a prerequisite for entrance into heaven...

  17. Reminds me of... by helioquake · · Score: 2, Funny

    So one cell gets split and then they merge back together again and again?

    Just like Eminem and Kim?

    1. Re:Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an awesome analogy. I'd like to add to it...

      Cancer is gross, ugly and gets lots of money thrown at it... just like Eminem!

      Cancer makes people feel sick and to want to throw up, just like Eminem!

      Cancer is musically talentless... just like Eminem!

    2. Re:Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot... you don't expect us to know who you're talking about, do you? ;)

    3. Re:Reminds me of... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The difference? The money thrown at cancer is to stop it.

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    4. Re:Reminds me of... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      What is it with the nerd propensity to prove geek cred by being as obscure as possible? I never understood it, personally.

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  18. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm sorry y'all, when i try and quit, i go crazy, i can't think or see straight, and every other thought is "i need a cig". i gave up the harder stuff years ago, but i cna't kick the fucking tobacco.

    maybe i'll try and justify it by saying "oh look, the Doctors can sprinkle some of that magic cell-division-reversal-dust on my lungs, and fix all me problems".

  19. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least it gives hope to those of us who've never smoked, don't go out in the sun without massive sunscreen, and still get cancer at age 21.

  20. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, u have to make a choice whether you're life is worth saving or not. we all die one day but you have to believe that life is worth it enough to quit smoking .. even if you quit and go back, quit and go back, eventually you'll just quit for good .. it doesn't take an iron will it just takes persistence and believing in that your life will be worth living! :)

  21. The Professor says... by scolen2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Good news everyone! I just figured out..."

    1. Re:The Professor says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which episode was that from? I'm rusty on my Futurama.

  22. Reverse by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "a scientist with the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation, has found a way to reverse the process of cell division."

    Eeewww!! Grosss!!

    Anybody else also reminded of those "see me eat my hamburger in reverse" videos?

    1. Re:Reverse by Mixel · · Score: 1

      I'm pointing at you, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you. I'm addressing the one prat in the country who's bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually work out the rubbish that I'm saying. What a poor sad life he's got!

    2. Re:Reverse by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Anybody else also reminded of those "see me eat my hamburger in reverse" videos?

      Not as bad as watching somebody puke in reverse. (The things people talk me into watching....)

    3. Re:Reverse by Spunk · · Score: 1

      My high school biology teacher showed us the end of The Miracle of Life in reverse. Baby comes out! Baby goes back in!

      Man, something was wrong with her.

  23. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    As someone who quit smoking two years ago, let me tell you the easiest way to do it: just do it! It's that simple. There are things that will help, but the core of it is to simply stop.

    I woke up one day and said "I'm going to quit next monday." I spent that week tapering off somewhat, and used the patch when I quit. I don't know how much of an effect the tapering and patch had, but they were isignificant compared to the effect of simply quitting.

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  24. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by srn_test · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's easy to lower the cancer death rate; make sure people die of something else first!

    Males will all eventually get prostate cancer; the rates are rising because they aren't dieing of the things we traditionally died of in the past - communicable diseases, war, accident and heart disease.

    If we got out and started a good war, fewer people would die of cancer! Think of Iraq as a big anti-cancer crusade.

  25. Ob: It's irreversible! by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like my raincoat!

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  26. Two sets of chromosomes? by deopmix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article doesn't say if the chromosomes merge back into one or not. I can't imagine that this would be possible, given the complexity of DNA. So does the cell just sit there with two sets of chromosomes. Also, would this be a way to build some kind of super muscle, with twice as many mitochondria?

    1. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Also, would this be a way to build some kind of super muscle, with twice as many mitochondria?

      I doubt it. However, it may be the process the mondocheewans used to produce leeloowallawallabingbangwatermelonsauerkrautdallas multipass.

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    2. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by wagebo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Human cells can't live with 2x (92) the diplood number (46) of chromosomes. Our cells can only handle the one set it's supposed to have. Just having one duplicate chromosome can cause problems like Down's syndrome which is caused by having an extra 21st chromosome. The merged cell in this case would probably end up dying and lysing itself.

    3. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by lazybratsche · · Score: 1

      The paper itself just refers to the reversal of "mitotic exit", one specific stage of cell division in the cell cycle. They aren't completely reversing cell division, just what amounts to the second to last step. In the video, division continues forward after the intial reversal.

      Even if the reversal could be made permanent, the cell would be caught in a transitionary state and probably wouldn't survive for long. There are double the chromosomes, and they are also inactive in this state.

    4. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by shawb · · Score: 3, Informative

      This paper said in the summary that this process leads to "realignment of chromosomes at themetaphase plate." So, they do not merge back into one.

      What the scientists were mostly concerned with is the fact that this supported the theory that a particular protein directed cell division, at least during a certain phase. The partial reversal of mitosis was just an interesting side effect. The medical and other biological research interest comes in place because now that we have identified this protein and proven that it is indeed the one that regulates mitosis, we can prevent further mitosis by the use of an inhibitor chemical. While this may seem to be a possible cure for cancer, such a discovery would be extremely difficult to put into practice as a pill you take or shot you take. This inhibitor would likely suspend mitosis of ALL cells, breaking down the functioning of many biological processes. Unless a compound is found that preferentially affects cancer cells, which may be possible due to the high division rate in some forms of cancer. This would have little to no effect on cancers caused by a failure in apoptosis. Then again "Cancer" is just a blanket term for a large number of different disorders in which a group of cells grows and divides without control, causing detriment to the rest of the body. Making cancer study mroe difficult is that it often takes failures in several different control systems for a cell to become carcinogenic, as there is a fair bit of redundancy built into these sytems. A "predisposition" to a certain type of cancer often means that one of the inherited genes controlling one arm of the control system is already flawed, so less somatic mutations are required before carcinogenesis. Inherited failure in too many of the control pathways would probably result in termination or developmental failure at a very early stage of embryonic development.

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    5. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's incorrect. In fact, the parent poster is funny because they mention muscle - muscle cells are one of the many multi-nucleate cells in the body which result from cellular fusion. Not to mention that some cells (eg. mature erythrocytes (red blood cells) are anucleate, which means they have no nucleus). So cells can have anywhere from 0 to multiple copies of the nuclear genome in animals.

      In fact, muscle fibres are even weirder in that the nucleus number can be dynamic - under certain conditions, multinucleate cells can reduce their genome number down to just 1 copy. Of course you're correct in one way - as far as I'm aware the cells have multiple genomes in individual nuclei rather than sharing the chromosomes within 1 nucleus (which might result in problems with gene regulation).

    6. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by fernandoh26 · · Score: 0

      Hah, Fifth Element owns all.

      You green?

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    7. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Probably not: mitochondria have their own genetic material, and I'm pretty sure this doesn't work with them. (Their internals are odd and moderately different than the nuclear DNA proteins.) Mitochondria are inherited from the mother cell whole, and slowly divide on their own to repopulate a new daughter cell.

      If you wanted to build a super muscle you'd probably mess about with its ability to produce actin and myosin and with its nutrient bandwidth -- getting it to be able to hold more glycogen in the first place and absorb glucose from the bloodstream and dump lactate into the bloodstream more quickly. But then you need a faster circulatory system and a faster liver lactate/malate shuttle. And stuff. Better to just buy an exoskeletal robot.

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    8. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by Wyldling · · Score: 1

      This could actually be useful in fighting cancers, but you are right that it would be indiscriminate as a pill or injection. At that level in the system it would affect the body like chemo- or radiotherapy, stopping all actively reproducing cells. The benefit of this is that you could (in theory) identify exactly which cells are cancerous and find a way to target them with a tailored retrovirus. (The retrovirus would contain the enzyme reverse transciptase and viral RNA coding for the mitosis inhibition protein. The reverse transcriptase would make cDNA from the RNA, insert this into the cell nucleus, and trick the cell into making the protein itself.) This would be more accurate but way trickier to make, and probably more expensive.

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    9. Re:Two sets of chromosomes? by shawb · · Score: 1

      But hasn't the best medical care been available primarilly for the most affluent anyways? I'm not saying that's right, I'm not saying that's wrong, it's just the way it is.

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  27. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2, Informative

    It wouldn't. A smoker only feels "calmed down" because their craving has been satiated. The physical effects of nicotine increase stress on the brain and heart, they can focus because they're not constantly thinking about when they'll get their next hit, or how long they'll have to wait.

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  28. I'm not sure... by initialE · · Score: 1

    that I want to be squeezed back into my mother's womb just yet...

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    1. Re:I'm not sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that I want to be squeezed back into my mother's womb just yet...

      I tapped it the other night. Definitely not worth the effort.

    2. Re:I'm not sure... by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1
      that I want to be squeezed back into my mother's womb just yet...

      Is that to say you might go for it in the near future?

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    3. Re:I'm not sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that I want to be squeezed back into my mother's womb just yet...
      Hey, at least you'd finally get base 3...

    4. Re:I'm not sure... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Well you do have to be born again to get to Christian heaven...

    5. Re:I'm not sure... by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Oedipus had a similar problem...

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  29. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Stickerboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not only that, but many cancers are now curable if caught early enough. Especially cancers that are most common in children and young adults, because typically the tissues and cells that are in overdrive in the developing stages (and most susceptible to becoming cancerous) are less active in adulthood.

    Good examples of cancers with excellent cure rates are Wilm's tumor, acute lymphoblastic leukemia (ALL), neuroblastoma,retinoblastoma, and Hodgkin's lymphoma.

    And this is just breaking the tip of the iceberg. Most of that NIH money actually goes to good use, unlike a lot of government spending.

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  30. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Chrononium · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry for your loss (really).

  31. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Close, but not quite. I'm the opposite of ADHD. As a kid I could focus intently on one task for hours, oblivious to everything around me. And I didn't smoke as a kid :-) If smokers simply had untreated ADHD, then they would have had ADHD as kids before they learned to smoke.

    But you are right in a way. Smoking did calm me down, and after I quit I felt really stupid for about a year because I couldn't focus well.

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  32. Who wants to bet... by phorm · · Score: 1

    On how long until this is made into a weapon. Large-scale reverse-division on a complex organism would have some very unpleasant consequences, and on other scales one could probably use the concept to reverse/prevent healing.

    1. Re:Who wants to bet... by gedhrel · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with just _shooting_ someone?

    2. Re:Who wants to bet... by soupforare · · Score: 1

      People aren't romantic anymore?
      Politicians. (people can DIE when you send them to BATTLE?! ZOMG!)
      More importantly, the bravery of being out of range.

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    3. Re:Who wants to bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been done before and the implications are both terrifying and promising:

      http://www.rpi.edu/~bulloj/Doom_Patrol/dp100.html

      "Just as Logan made the breakthrough, he learned from his wife Marie that their son, only a few years old at the time, was dying of Sakutia, a jungle fever.

      Only one animal can survive Sakutia, the green monkey of West Africa. To save his son, Mark Logan subjected Gar to the devolution ray and turned him into a green monkey. After 24 hours had passed and the danger period was over, Gar Logan was restored to human form--but his skin was still green."

    4. Re:Who wants to bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shooting people is passe. Why simply shoot someone when you can use napalm, bombs, nukes, chemical warfare, or biological agents?

  33. Finally! by Firehed · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can use this cell undevision (fusion?) technique to revert myself to a giant sperm. And I'll be smart enough to choose the best genes before finding myself an equally oversized egg to start over. Who wouldn't want in-home eugenics?

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  34. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by sumdumass · · Score: 1, Insightful
    dude, u have to make a choice whether you're life is worth saving or not. we all die one day but you have to believe that life is worth it enough to quit smoking .. even if you quit and go back, quit and go back, eventually you'll just quit for good .. it doesn't take an iron will it just takes persistence and believing in that your life will be worth living! :)

    You hit the head on the nail. (purposely reversed)

    If we didn't do anyhtign that is supposed to be bad ofr you or cause this problem or that we would lead a very borring life. One has to wonder if that life is worth living. So we ignore some of the threats and add a littel fun to our life and then it becomes more interesting. People who smoke, jump out of airplanes, eat well done meats or whatever are just weighing their pleasures against the long term health.

    I have a friend who got a bacteria infection on a heart valve and he needed it replaced. I guess he got it from using dirty needles. The doctors told him he could get a pig heart and live for a certain time while taking some drug that would eventualy kill him or get a mechanical vavle and take even worse drugs. He is smokeing, drinking, doing minor drugs like pot and i asked him why. He said he already knows he is goign to die soon. There is no sence in waiting a few extra years and being miserable in the proccess. I agree with him.
  35. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by HappyEngineer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But nicotine is a stimulant just like ADHD medications are. Are you sure that there aren't multiple things going on at the same time here? I don't know anything about the biology, so you may well be right, but I'd be interested in a url to some information on a correlation or lack thereof between ADHD and smoking. Also, what do you mean by increased stress on the brain?

  36. OSU collaborator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    William Dycus of Ohio State University also collaborated on this project. Send your comments to dycus.2@osu.edu.

  37. cancer scares me by 80+85+83+83+89+33 · · Score: 1

    wierd thing about his cancer: they caught it early, over a year ago, and after the surjury the docs said it was contained and had not spread, and even just four weeks ago he was checked out and the docs said it was in complete remission. then BANG, the lymphoma roared back so fast the docs didn't even know what hit him, he went into a coma and died before the MRI and other test results could see what the problem was.... he was in his early sixties... both my grandfathers died of cancer.

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    1. Re:cancer scares me by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      You better quit smoking then, since your family MAY have a predisposition for cancer. Which doesn't mean you'll get it, just that it MAY be more probable. At least three people in my near family have died from lung cancer, so if I smoked I'd probably be dead in a couple of years... Admittedly, they all died in their 70's, but I believe it shows something anyway.

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    2. Re:cancer scares me by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      And yeah, all of them were heavy smokers.

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    3. Re:cancer scares me by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      What is the difference between "MAY be probable" and.. "is probable"? It's "probably probable"? What kind of nonspeak is this?

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    4. Re:cancer scares me by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      The difference is that I don't really know if his family has a predisposition for cancer or not. So it may or not be more probable for him to get cancer than the average person. Got it?

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  38. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by HappyEngineer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can't say whether or not you have ADHD, but I'd just like to correct a misconception that ADHD just implies a lack of attention. The name is a misnomer. ADHD is really about a lack of ability to control attention. An ADHD person will sometimes hyper focus to the exclusion of everything and sometimes have no ability to feel comfortable continuing to do anything for very long. Obviously, everyone falls somewhere on that sort of scale. It's just when someone hits those extremes too often that it is a problem.

  39. nano teck? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it is possible for the cell to redivide after the reverse happened. This could end up being some control mechanism for nanobots or nano-medicine.

  40. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Skreems · · Score: 1

    > We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years and we are loosing that war. Loosing that war on who? Loosing it on "ze Germans"?

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  41. Multiplication == Division?? by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    Why is it that with cells, multiplication and divison are the same thing? It's like some weird algebra. Yet the inverse operation is super-difficult.

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  42. Cell Multiplication by wildsurf · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the reverse of cell division simply be cell multiplication? That doesn't sound so hard.

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  43. Finally.. by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    ..large scale fusion! ;-)

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  44. Tuttle! Tuttle, Tuttle? Tuttle. by phiwum · · Score: 1

    Where are the Tuttle jokes? What's happened with Slashdot? The story mentions Oklahoma, people! Let's get on the ball!

    You know, maybe they can reverse that city manager's cell division! Ha ha!

    No, wait, let me try again.

    In Tuttle, Oklahoma, the cells divide you!

    Okay. Maybe there's a reason no one's done a Tuttle joke yet. Although "unfunny" doesn't usually count as a reason on Slashdot.

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  45. Re:Tuttle! Tuttle, Tuttle? Tuttle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfunny. Sort of like your post.

  46. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Shihar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In Canada (I'm sure the USA is similar), the overall cancer rate is now 1 in 2 ... that's right 50% of the population will contract cancer at some point in their life (most of those will eventually die from it).

    More people die of cancer because fewer people die of other things. Most (certainly not all) cancer is related to age. We are getting very good at living a very long time compared to what is "natural". The result is that old age disease take a heavier portion of our deaths. We have dramatically slashed the number of deaths to viruses and infection in first world nations.

    Even cancer is less of a killer then it used to be. More people get cancer because they live longer, but more people survive cancer then ever. As far as sucking air goes, there has not been a better time to be alive (in terms of life span) so long as you are in a first world nation. It is entirely possible that most kids born in 2000 will live to see 2100. Hell, it is very likely that a large portion of the people who are just now leaving college will live to see 2100.

  47. Patent No. US 7,145,485 B1 by Amonimous+Coward · · Score: 0

    Method of immortality

    Abstract

    A method for completely stopping aging, thus achieving immortality. Considering a)the less nuclear cell divisions, the more remaining lifetime, and considering b)a method for controlling divisions is already known, this method of immortality will achieve its goal by setting up the cell in such way that it will be induced to perform a division by zero, resulting in infinite vitality.

  48. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by lazybratsche · · Score: 1

    Medicine in general is a losing battle. No matter how careful we are, our bodies will accumulate wear as time goes on, from background radiation, necessary metabolic processes, and environmental facters we can control to an extent. Eventually we all die of old age, unless something else kills us first. But modern medicine has now removed the vast majority of non age-related causes of death, such as simple diseases or infections or injuries. Now, essentially, we can only stave off age related health problems for so long, and the longer we try, the greater the cost.

  49. sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There really should be a -1 Idiot rating.

  50. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gorshkov · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who don't smoke, drink or do drugs, who eat properly, exercise regularly, watch their fat intake, get plenty of fiber, and do everything else right do NOT, in fact, live longer.

    It just SEEMS like it's taking them forever to die.

  51. d00d! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    The inverse of division is multiplication, so cell division is its own inverse.

    *Kryten's head explodes*

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    1. Re:d00d! by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      It's been awhile since I've seen a Red Planet joke on Slashdot. Wish I had a mod point for ya.

    2. Re:d00d! by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      err, Red Dwarf. Whoops. See how long it's been? I'm confusing two completely different sci-fi series.

    3. Re: d00d! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > err, Red Dwarf. Whoops. See how long it's been?

      I think it would be fun to put together a list of the cultural references you have to 'get' in order to understand most of the jokes on Slashdot. RD would of course be way down on the list compared to Star Wars, Star Trek, D&D, and Linux, but it would make for an interesting list.

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    4. Re: d00d! by spot35 · · Score: 1
  52. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Scarblac · · Score: 1

    Actually, "cancer" is an umbrella name for a large group of different diseases with different causes and symptoms. More and more of them are curable or at least treatable.

    But yeah, quitting smoking would be a good idea for a number of reasons, of course...

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  53. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    I woke up one day and said "I'm going to quit next monday." I spent that week tapering off somewhat, and used the patch when I quit. I don't know how much of an effect the tapering and patch had, but they were isignificant compared to the effect of simply quitting.

    This is why there are so many intolerant anti-smoking crusaders out there. "I did it, so you can".

    That is catagorically not the case. Some people are more highly addicted than others. For some, the psyc component is stronger, and in others, the physical.

    Studies of people with multiple addictions have repetedly shown that of all the "addictions" out there (coke, heroin, booze, etc) that the one the addicts find the most difficult to give up is smoking.

    Some people can have a drink and leave the bar. Some can't. Some of those that can't lave the bar will eventually be able to successfully give it up - and some never will.

    Society recognises the difficulty addicts have, and the cost to society - and they fund things like needle exchanges, all sorts of rehab and drop in programmes, etc, to try to help them BECAUSE of the difficulty they face in trying to get rid of a highly addictive habit.

    All smokers get is taxed to death and intollerance. Just because one approach worked for you - your particular personality, your specific body chemestry, and the wiring of your individual brain does NOT mean that it will work for everybody else.

    Yes, a lot of people have quit cold turkey, and quite successfully .... and some have not. Don't assume that it's because "they just didn't try hard enough".

    What society needs to do is recognise the difficulty that current smokers have, and try to come up with ways to HELP them, as they do other addicts, not turn them into outcasts who are just considered to have no willpower.

  54. Press Release Promises Flying Cars by dondelelcaro · · Score: 4, Informative

    The ability to return a cell to metaphase upon the removal of a chemical (Flavopiridol) which causes the mitotic exit of cells which are expressing non-degredatable Cyclin B is interesting, but it definetly tells us nothing about how to reverse this process in non-transformed human cells. The press release is a bit too effusive about the potential of this finding to radically transform the treatment of cancer, etc. as the finding primarily recomfirms the hypothesis that the degredation of cyclin B is what gives directionality to the cell process, and by blocking the degredation of Cyclin B, you can reverse the cell cycle.

    And just in case you're confused like the submitter, there's way more than one protein involved in the cell division process in any eukaryotic cell; Cyclins like Cyclin B are very important, but it's a whole host of proteins that are involved in ushering the cell from G1 to S to G2 to M; assuring alignment, proper exit, arrest upon damage, etc. [One could even argue that the whole point of most cells is to divide, and so every bit of the cell is important and/or participates in some way in the process...]

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    1. Re:Press Release Promises Flying Cars by lazybratsche · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very true, but would this paper get any mainstream play if nobody played up the vague cure for cancer angle? "Scientists confirm obscure detail of biological process" doesn't make for much of a headline...

    2. Re:Press Release Promises Flying Cars by SubtleGuest · · Score: 1

      I'm the submitter, and I'm not confused at all. On the other hand, your smug level is off the scale.

    3. Re:Press Release Promises Flying Cars by dondelelcaro · · Score: 1
      I'm the submitter, and I'm not confused at all.
      Lets call it spreading confusion then. (Or our esteemed editors spreading confusion in your name.)
      On the other hand, your smug level is off the scale.
      Perhaps, but reading summarizations of (important) scientific research which are inaccurate or promise far more than the research has in fact provided is really annoying to those who work in the field. This wasn't as bad as most, but definetly wasn't ideal.
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  55. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There needs to be a new moderation tag for novel ways of slipping in Iraq jokes into a thread about biology. Sheesh.

  56. Finally ... by kitzilla · · Score: 1

    ... a way to get the Beatles back together. Science!

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  57. four cells? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did anyone notice that the chromosomes eventually organize themselves into four groups? see the video again.

  58. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Filip22012005 · · Score: 1

    Many smokers are thought to smoke as self-medication, but it's not just ADHD. Schizophrenia is another example. Anxiety may be too.

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  59. What a weapon by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    Think of the military uses: You drop a reverse-cell bomb over, oh, let's just say Tehran, and their cells reverse, and they all go back to being children! And because they are too short to reach the control panels anymore, the whole problem of them building the bomb vanishes, too! All they need is a good spanking. Oh, and diapers maybe, depending on the dose...

  60. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Mprx · · Score: 1

    The massive sunscreen may be responsible. Vitamin D deficiency increases cancer risk.

  61. somebody missed the fools' day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By a lot...

  62. NIH money to good use? by Ogemaniac · · Score: 0, Troll

    That is sure debatable. The primary product of NIH spending is new bioscience PhDs, and there is a tremendous glut of them. Like all government agencies, NIH's primary concern is wasting more money faster.

    I would put my money on corporate bioscience research long before I would put in NIH, which has proven itself rather inept by unintentionally creating the 5-year post-doc.

    1. Re:NIH money to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would put my money on corporate bioscience research

      Riiiight, because companies cutting corners to pad their CEO's wallet is really what we need when we're sick. And hey, if their drug doesn't work, they've got a perfect defense, "the disease killed him, not us". While we're at it, lets take down the FDA, because it's too darn hard to just fill bottles with sugar pills when that damn government keeps insisting on testing the drugs.

  63. OMFG GOOGLE CALENDAR!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    OMFG!!!! GOOGLE CALENDAR!!!! why are we talking about CANCER!!!!!!!!

  64. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by mj_1903 · · Score: 1

    Sure there are cancers that can be beaten like ALL but what state does it leave the body in to fight off relapses and the obvious immune system deficiences inherent in fighting it? Cases such as this one (story on my company website) are really quite common even though the underlying cancer has been "cured".

    The real cure will come when the body can safely shake off cancer and remain in a state that it can survive long term, whether that means the kidneys remain functional or the immune system is not massively compromised. My opinion is that this will only occur when we can synthesize and instruct immune system cells outside the body to attack the underlying cause, whether that be cancer, a virus or even a bacterium. Then they will simply get daily injections of those synthetic cells until they truly are cured.

    That day surely cannot be too far away.

  65. So That's how Bush was made? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Started out with a brain and devolved that sucker. Might even explain the ears.

  66. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by arose · · Score: 1
    ... and we are loosing that war.
    Losing, there are more then 6 billions of us, we aren't losing to cancer, only some of us are.
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  67. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The question is will they want to, given a reasonable possibility that half of the population will police the other armed with shark-mounted, Linux-running lasers?

  68. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by smash · · Score: 1
    What society needs to do is recognise the difficulty that current smokers have, and try to come up with ways to HELP them, as they do other addicts, not turn them into outcasts who are just considered to have no willpower.

    Or alternatively, just make the smokes so damn poisonous that they have a 100% mortality rate (within say, 18 months), and the problem will "solve itself", so to speak.

    They'll either quit - or die.

    Same position they're currently in, but with a little added motivation to stop procrastinating, and actually put their mind to it, rather than giving up, saying it's "too hard", blaming it on psych studies, finding any excuse other than accepting the fact that they're too complacent with their current situation.

    Quitting is hard. Boo fucking hoo. So is life. Smoke if you like (just not around me) and kill yourself then - just don't come running to me when you're diagnosed with a life threatening illness you brought on with your own behavior...

    Note: I'm not seriously suggesting the above as the new "quit" campaign. but shit people... stop making excuses.

    smash.

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  69. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gorshkov · · Score: 2, Informative

    Same position they're currently in, but with a little added motivation to stop procrastinating, and actually put their mind to it, rather than giving up, saying it's "too hard", blaming it on psych studies, finding any excuse other than accepting the fact that they're too complacent with their current situation.

    a) Who said anything about not trying to quit?
    b) Who was blaming psych studies? I was simply trying to make the point that it *is* an addition, and about just how "easy" it is to quit. And the point is that it's NOT easy. Do you honestly think that so many people around the world - given what we know now - would still be smoking if it was just a matter of not bothering to buy the next pack?

    What you are saying there illustrates my point perfectly. Too complacent? Looking for an excuse? That's just as absurd as what people said about clinical depression 20 years ago ..... "Oh, don't be so lazy - just get off your arse and DO something"

    just don't come running to me when you're diagnosed with a life threatening illness you brought on with your own behavior...

    I would have no intentions of doing so - I'm very well aware of the fact that I started of my own free will, and I not going to be a hypocryte and blame the tobacco companies, either.

    Oh, yeah - that reminds me.
    Some of us are still around that started when it *wasn't* obvious or clear - to *anybody* - that smoking would do anything other than affect your wind. Hell - I competed in provincial long-distance cross-country and steeple-chase competitions while smoking a pack a day, and was on my varsity basketball & volleyball teams, and was able to run the mile in just under 6 minites. (I think my best time was around 5:53 or thereabouts - it was a LONG time ago). And I've been smoking a pack a day since I was 13 (it WAS cool to smoke back then, believe it or not). If you think I haven't tried numerous times over the years to stop, you'r e dreaming.
    I'm glad the previous poster WAS able to quit - I'm sure he sees numerable improvements in his life because of it. But to say that not being able to quite is a sign of lazyness or just a lack of willpower shows a total ignorance of the subject.

    Yes, I - and every other smoker - started of our own free will. And yes, it IS hard to quit - so try supporting those who are trying and hopefully succeeding, instead of pissing on those who *haven't* been able to do it yet.

  70. In other news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scientists were able to reverse the operation of the arithmetic core of a CPU. In a first experiment they reversed the multiplication of two large primes.

  71. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by tooth · · Score: 1

    On a long enough timeline everyone's survival rate is zero.

  72. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by bitkari · · Score: 2, Informative

    A smoker only feels "calmed down" because their craving has been satiated

    Actually, a smoker feels calmed down due to elevated levels of dopamine generated by the nicotine. While withdrawl symptoms can cause stress which is then relieved by more nicotine, that doesn't discount the stimulant effects of smoking.

  73. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say, that's a stupid statement. You essentially stated a truism: if you don't die of anything else, you'll die of cancer. The problem is that it is equally applicable to any other means of death, eg. if you don't die of anything else, you'll eventually die of being crushed under a 4-tonne flying pig.

    I can see what you're trying to say about increasing incidences of cancer with advancing age, but your understanding is flawed. Cancer doesn't occur because of telomere shortening in general (though certain cases can involve telomere shortening becuase of the uncontrolled division). It occurs because certain "stop-point" proteins are inactivated by mutation to the gene causing uncontrolled division.

    And also, telomeres don't shorten "due to ageing". They shorten due to cell division (with every cell division, the two daughter cells have a slightly shortened telomere, unless they are stem cells with active telomerase). While this may seem the same on the surface, you have to realise that many tissue types in the body undergo little to no division past adulthood. In fact, post-mitotic tissues (tissues that don't have dividing cells) such as in the brain and heart can still become cancerous, even though the telomeres are many times longer than the average liver cell's for example.

    You are obviously interested in cancer and ageing, so I implore you to grab a relevant New Scientist or Scientific American issue and read the reviews. They'll explain the relationships better than i've been able to go into (sorry for sounding so condescending - but as a biochem. postgrad it annoys me to see stuff like that misstated!).

  74. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by pnatural · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you can quit. say this often.

    i've been a non-smoker for 1 year, 51 weeks (my stop anniversary is 4/20! hah!)

    the thing that finally worked for me was practice. you gotta practice quitting until you get it right. 1 day, 3 weeks, 14 months, whatever, if you fail, try again, and try again soon.

    the other thing that helps in quitting is knowing yourself: why you smoke, why you want to smoke, what helps you not want to smoke, etc. self knowledge and a bit of determination is about all you need. oh, yeah, try a nicotine replacement.

    me, i was a smoker for 18 years. i tried for the last 10 of those years to quit at least once or twice a year. in the last 4 of those years, i tried many, many times, each time getting a bit farther. this last time, i decided i didn't want to chew that frikin gum anymore, so i stopped chewing it and got on with my life. probably the best thing i ever did for myself.

    you can do it. good luck.

  75. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by labyrinth · · Score: 1

    As someone who quit smoking 17 years ago, and who started again 5 years ago (and immediately was back at my old level) I can tell you that maybe some things are not as easy as you think

  76. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And perhaps, in the words of J. F. Rutherford (or the band Tortoise, if you prefer) "millions now living will never die". Which would be kind of nice. As long as I'm one of them.

  77. Be real by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not a cure for old age, its no longer possible after a certain point so you can't reverse an entire lineage back to one cell.

    It's not going to reverse cancer either, for the same reason. What it *might* do, if you can determine on a cellular level which cells are cancerous, is halt the growth (assuming it doesn't just start dividing again. It doesn't even say if the DNA recombines, which I doubt it would do.

    The real value is that old scientific standby, knowledge. Greater knowledge of what makes a cell tick, what factors trigger when its ready to divide will result in new cures, safer cures, and, of course, new understanding. If we can figure out why a cell divides, we can perhaps block those triggers and stop the division of cells like cancer. Greatly slowing or even stopping cell metabolism and division will be an important part of imposing a long term stasis or hibernation in humans experiencing long space travels to mars and the like. Understanding how to trigger cell reproduction could be one of the most important steps in reviving persons who have cyrogenically frozen themselves, too.

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    Demented But Determined.
  78. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't claim firsthand knowledge of whether ADHD medication would help a smoker quit, but I'll attest to the fact that on the occasions I skip my morning Adderall, I'm pretty damn likely to find myself in line for a pack of Parliaments later that day. And as long as I stay on the pills, that is for weeks at a stretch, I won't need to smoke at all. My doctor mentioned the same thing re: ADHD-type personalities frequently found to self-medicate with cigarettes, and it seems perfectly natural to me. Obvious, in retrospect.

    This is also why I feel it's inaccurate to portray the dirty, disgusting habit of smoking as an unqualified negative. Take away a man's cigarettes and you'll increase his life expectancy twenty years, but if he's anything like me, you'll also turn him into a gibbering mess. And this has nothing to do with physical dependency--nicotine or amphetamines, I'm an equal-opportunity druggie. Either one lets me stay as focused and creative as I need.

  79. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "More people die of cancer because fewer people die of other things."

    Keep telling yourself that while you spoon down the hydrogenated vegetable oil and chemically enhanced chicken, boyo. And good luck to ya! Me, I believe otherwise. Don't forget the sunscreen!

  80. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    Funny is that this whole business is just 'in your head'. The physical need for nicotine lasts 3-4 days after you smoke your last cig. After that it's just your mind that wants the nicotine.

  81. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

    Thats 20 more years of paying taxes! But really it's all for your good...

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    "You're everywhere. You're omnivorous."
  82. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by novus+ordo · · Score: 2

    There is a link through Dopamine levels. Have a look.

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    "You're everywhere. You're omnivorous."
  83. Super Saiyan Fusion by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    This is great news! We are now one step closer to the super saiyan fusion attack I've seen on Dragon Ball GT!

  84. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 3, Informative

    ADHD medication? No. Depression medication? Yes.

    Zyban, a fanfrickin'tastic smoking cessation pill, is simply remarketed Welbutrin. Welbutrin is an anti-depressant.

    It seems that they discovered many of the smokers taking Welbutrin reported a marked decrease in cigarette cravings. Now you can buy the *exact* same drug with a different colour coating and a different name to help you quit smoking.

    I have taken it. I was doing well, until a death in the family (non-cancer or smoking-related) buggered me up. Pathetic excuse, I know.

    But while I was on Zyban I would literally go hours (unheard of any other time) without even thinking about a cigarette. It's really something else.

  85. Re:Tuttle! Tuttle, Tuttle? Tuttle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hehe. :)

  86. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

    I know that there are health units in Ontario that offer smoking cessation "classes" where those wishing to quit go for tips and share experiences. Sort of like an AA group without the 12 steps.

    There's also a rumour that the health units in Ontario will soon start offering free patches and nicotine replacements to those wishing to quit.

    So there is some help there for them and there is more coming.

    The good news is that today (at least in Ontario) fewer teens are starting to smoke and more people are successfully quitting. I believe the last percentage I heard was down to something like 13% of Ontarians are smokers. Not too bad. Although it seems like I'm friends with all of that 13% which makes it doubly hard to quit.

  87. Wasn't that a movie? by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1


    Honey I shrunk the kids or something?

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    "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." -Jesus Christ The Lord's Prayer
  88. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    This is absolutly news to me (I'm in Kingston), but it's about bloody well time, if it's true.

    I believe the last percentage I heard was down to something like 13% of Ontarians are smokers. Not too bad. Although it seems like I'm friends with all of that 13% which makes it doubly hard to quit.

    I dunno - that seems to be pretty low to me, looking around. Do you know if that's 13% of the TOTAL population, or the percentage of people of legal age? That could effectively double the rate to 26% or so, which strikes me as a bit more realistic.

  89. Reverse fertilization?! by richieb · · Score: 1
    What if we were able to reverse fertilization? After all that's a combination of two cells. When will life begin then?

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    ...richie - It is a good day to code.
    1. Re:Reverse fertilization?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will life begin then?

      It won't, and this is the anti-abortionists' biggest problem. Life NEVER begins, it only continues. The sperm is alive, the egg is alive, they were both divided from the parent.

      Life does NOT begin at conception. It doesn't "begin" at all, it just changes, recombines, and continues.

  90. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1

    Heh heh. Sentiment appreciated. But really, in my case it'd probably be an extra twenty years mumbling to myself, growing a beard, and drawing welfare as opposed to enjoying an abbreviated lifespan as a productive, high-earning, high-taxpaying member of society, all enabled--in a hypothetical world without pharma--by the wonder drug known as nicotine. Even better in our age of synthetic dependency, now that I can regain those twenty years just by remembering to take my ADHD medication (safe, they assure me) instead of relying on cigarettes.

    Anyway, I live in New York. You probably end up paying more in cigarette taxes here every month than they'd bleed from your income in twenty years of subsistence-level mediocrity, which is probably my strongest incentive to stick to those happy little pills.

  91. Hrm by Rydia · · Score: 1

    Not quite as impressive as the blurb would have us believe, but it a very good start. My only concern is how long it can prevent mitosis, since it seems to just push the cell back through one phase. It seems that you need to saturate the cell in protease inhibitor to stop it... I'm wondering how this would actually turn into a workable cancer treatment, since you can't just dump a load of inhibitors into the person's system and hope they accumulate in the cancer cells... that would lead to problems elsewhere.

    Still, very cool.

  92. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by kfg · · Score: 1

    -- sorry, my uncle just died from lymphoma this weekend, and i keep staring at the cigarette i'm smoking with a pained look.

    Oddly enough, my baby brother died of lymphoma this weekend. He was a lifetime nonsmoker raised in a lifetime nonsmoking household.

    I'm the black sheep of the family. I'm smoking right now too, although I'm smoking a pipe without inhaling (didn't take it up until I was in my 20s), an act whose only demonstrated connection to cancer is a ten times reduction in the risk of stomach cancer. Of course I don't trust that connection as the so called effect is really too small to take very seriously, despite being "ten times."

    Ten times almost nil is still almost nil. We're talking odds not dissimlar to buying 10 lottery tickets to have a ten times better chance of winning.

    Oddly enough the connection between smoking cigarttes (cigarettes, not tobacco. The distinction is important) and lung cancer is roughly at the same magnitude. If you go into the oncology wing of a hospital you will find that there about 9 or 10 smokers in there with lung cancer for every one nonsmoker.

    That looks pretty damning, until you realize that what you are not seeing in that situation is all the people who do not have lung cancer. There are about 999,990 of them.

    10 times almost nil is still almost nil. Lung cancer is a rare condition, even among smokers. You take greater risks than that taking a shower, driving to work, or taking a walk in a thunderstorm.

    You are also falling into the trap of equating lung cancer risk with the risk of cancer. This is nonsense. As Frank Zappa pointed out to a pair of talking blonde boobs when she asked him why he was still smoking when he had cancer:

    "Lady, I have prostate cancer.

    As for lymphoma:

    "Results: In our pooled study population of 6,594 cases and 8,892 controls, smoking was associated with slightly increased risk estimates (OR, 1.07; 95% CI, 1.00-1.15). Stratification by non-Hodgkin lymphoma subtype revealed that the most consistent association between cigarette smoking and non-Hodgkin lymphoma was observed among follicular lymphomas (n = 1452). Compared with nonsmokers, current smokers had a higher OR for follicular lymphoma (1.31; 95% CI, 1.12-1.52) than former smokers (1.06; 95% CI, 0.93-1.22). Current heavy smoking (36 pack-years) was associated with a 45% increased OR for follicular lymphoma (1.45; 95% CI, 1.15-1.82) compared with nonsmokers.

    Conclusions: Cigarette smoking may increase the risk of developing follicular lymphoma but does not seem to affect risk of the other non-Hodgkin lymphoma subtypes we examined. Future research is needed to determine the biological mechanism responsible for our subtype-specific results."


    Notice that the "increase" of risk factor falls inside the CI, and the inevitable conclusion, paying particular attention to mention of need to demonstrate a mechanism before unbelievable results can be deemed believable.

    In this age when every weather report is delivered with a phrasing to imply that the spring shower on the way is going to kill you it isn't really surprising that something as serious as cancer also gets way overhyped as a risk.

    But, as pointed out by another poster, all you have to do to raise your odds of getting some sort of cancer (and the "some" is a very important word in that sentence) to a virtual certainty is . . . live long enough.

    Want to avoid getting cancer? It's easy enough. This afternoon chainsmoke two packs of cigarettes, then throw yourself under a train.

    You, sir, are going to die. Get used to the idea.

    Sure, play the odds, but know what the odds really are, and don't sweat them overmuch because you are going to "lose" anyway, given enough time.

    KFG

  93. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

    Well I know for a fact that the health unit in the county that I work for has smoking cessation groups already. I've heard recently about the free patches and nicotine supplements just recently, so that could still not happen. But it sounded pretty certain, so who knows.

    And I did some looking on that 13% statistic. I believe that figure was for teens. As I found this and it looks like we'll have to meet in the middle. It claims 20% of Ontarians ages 15 and up are smokers as of 2003.

    But do keep an eye out for the health units offering the nicotine replacements if you are interested. Or call them to find out if it's in the works.

  94. WOOOH by goldcd · · Score: 1

    I've just thought, you could actually inject this stuff into a foetus and wind it all the way back to like before conception or summat.
    You could actually destroy a soul - Take that God!!!

    1. Re:WOOOH by Phillup · · Score: 1

      And I was kinda hoping they could give it to Bush and Cheney...

      Since "life begins at inception" it would be a nice way around that whole "illegal to kill them" thing.

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    2. Re:WOOOH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh quit your bitching. It'll be over in two years. Never did I hear the republicans bitch this much about clinton. They may not have liked him, but they didn't wish him dead.

      It just reafirms my belief that liberals are whiney little bitches.

  95. More meaning to an age old saying by untouchableForce · · Score: 1

    This sure does bring more meaning to the age-old saying "I brought you into this world I can take you out of it!"

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    Moderation is not supposed to be used as an indicator of agreement.
  96. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1

    Here's one such url that suggests, one, people diagnosed with ADHD do tend to be smokers, and two, nicotine's stimulant properties may work in the same way as Ritalin and Adderall to alleviate the symptoms. Here's another url, yielding such soundbites as "Nicotine, in particular, may act as a medication that improves ADHD symptoms" and "Nicotine May Help Calm ADHD Storm, Study Finds." I'd summarize my further explorations, but I lost interest.

  97. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So stop. Take up heroin. It's less addictive. It might even be cheaper.

  98. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

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    ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
  99. In soviet russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, cells divide you!

  100. Re:Good news! [No reverse aging] by mcai8rw2 · · Score: 1

    Sadly i don;t think this will reverse or stop the aging.

    Aging comes into play because when the cells replicate they replicate 'less perfect' than when they were first grown. I would assume that when the reversal takes place, any flaws will be translated into the parent cell.

    Shame really. No, 'Fountain of youth: elixir' for us this year.

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    >>>I.D.I.O.T.S. FOUND! >>>
  101. You should be safe from cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you'll obviously die from cirrhosis of the liver.

  102. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yes, you should quit smoking. Right now.

    Maybe, maybe not. How old is he? If he's in his early twenties then yes, he should quit. Right now.

    But if he's in his forties, quitting isn't going to help a bit. It didn't help my uncle, who died of lung cancer at age 78, three decades after he stopped smoking.

    I stopped five years ago, but I'll probably still die of cancer. But that wasn't why I quit, I quit because it's 95 F in the summer and 10 F in the winter, you can't smoke inside at work, and they keep jacking up the tobacco tax.

    If I'm unlucky enough to live long enough to get put in a nursing home, I plan to take up cigarettes again.

  103. Only the best doctor in the county by deuterium · · Score: 1

    "My celluar developent! it's been..."
    "Reversed! For this first fim ever! Ha!?"
    "Way to go Frank!"

  104. Quitting by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Or, you could always join Quitters, Inc....

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    This sig has absolutely no significance and serves only to take up screen space and waste the time of the reader.
  105. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    I'm smoking right now too, although I'm smoking a pipe without inhaling (didn't take it up until I was in my 20s), an act whose only demonstrated connection to cancer is a ten times reduction in the risk of stomach cancer

    KFG, you are a justifying miracle.

    You are also falling into the trap of equating lung cancer risk with the risk of cancer.

    This may appear non-sensical but is not, really. Our bodies can fight things, or give up and lose. If we start a battle on multiple fronts, we have less chance of winning. So, smoking inhibits our ability to be healthy, while also increasing our cancer risk, while also increasing our lung cancer risk. Think of it as the smoker's trifecta.

    In this age when every weather report is delivered with a phrasing to imply that the spring shower on the way is going to kill you it isn't really surprising that something as serious as cancer also gets way overhyped as a risk.

    How did you conclude that cancer risks are overhyped? In your post you did battle with a few studies, but they cause cancer too. IMHO you are a doctor's dream, soaking up the latest B.S. right up until you need a room full of doctors.

    Just to be crystal clear about this, I care about you KFG. I hope you have no wife or children. And I hope the thrill of argument eventually loses to the thrill of being smoke-free.

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    I come here for the love
  106. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    >> A smoker only feels "calmed down" because their craving has been satiated

    > Actually, a smoker feels calmed down due to elevated levels of dopamine generated by
    > the nicotine. While withdrawl symptoms can cause stress which is then relieved by more
    > nicotine, that doesn't discount the stimulant effects of smoking.

    You are both right. The dopamine effect is what gets people hooked on nicotine in the first place, but as use continues, the dopamine effect lessens and the cravings take over.

    My girlfriend just quit smoking. That was two months of hell for both of us.

    jfs

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    The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
  107. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by kfg · · Score: 1

    KFG, you are a justifying miracle.

    Exactly!

    How did you conclude that cancer risks are overhyped?

    I've actually read the studies, not the newspapers.

    IMHO you are a doctor's dream

    You don't know me very good.

    KFG

  108. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The overall cancer death rate is actually 1 in 1.

    No it isn't. My grandmother died at age 99 after she fell and broke her hip. If that hadn't happened, she probably would have died in her sleep. NOT of cancer, but of its opposite - the telomere is all used up and the cells can't divide any more. Cancer is unregulated cell dividion, NOT the cell's inability to divide.

    And then there are friends of mine who have died; one of heart disease, one of an accident, one of suicide, one was murdered.

    To say that half of all people (let alone ALL of all people) die of cancer is retarded. I've known lots of people who died, and only a few died of cancer.

  109. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure I Aint gonna get prostate cancer. No Sir. Not me.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    It's like I allways say: One pron per day, keep the doctor's finger away!

  110. Frankly by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Now if they can roll back the state of cells in the chemical end-state known as "dead", my creature will finally see the light of day and walk the earth!

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  111. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
    I've actually read the studies, not the newspapers.

    Sounds like you found the right studies to justify your own beliefs.

  112. right then... by NZ4410110 · · Score: 0

    I want more life fucker!

  113. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your logic does nothing to explain the increases in incidence and mortality of cancer in the young as well as the old.

  114. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by nbritton · · Score: 1

    1. The last time I checked, slashdot was still a Linux and OSS news site.
    2. So one can assume most of the readers here run Linux or BSD.
    3. The last time I checked, Quicktime and iTunes it did not run on Linux or BSD.
    4. The question is:

    WHY WOULD YOU POST A VIDEO THAT NOBODY CAN WATCH?


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  115. Don't you end up the same thing using colchicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't the Dutch been doing this for centuries with colchicine on bulbs to create n-ploid (or 2n-ploid) varieties of plants?

  116. Obligatory VM Smith Quote by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    "I am only an egg." - Valentine Michael Smith

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    Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
  117. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

    1. The last time I checked, slashdot was "News for Nerds".
    2. So your assumption is invalid.
    3. The last time I checked, I was running both iTunes and Linux, on seperate partitions.
    4. The answer is:

    BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE CAN WATCH IT, YOU ARE NOT EVERYBODY.

  118. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Considering that cancer is pretty much cell mitosis gone amok, I can see why this would be exciting. Couple this with cell apopsis and you might be able to cure the scourge of the 20th and 21st centuries.

    I can only hope. But then I've got a witches brew of ALS, cancer and what not in my family.

  119. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by kfg · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you found the right studies to justify your own beliefs.

    Quite the contrary, I don't care what the date shows, only that the data is good, so that my own behaviors can be suitably informed.

    Risk of lung cancer, 1 in 100,000/yr. for non smokers, 10 in 100,000/yr for cigarette smokers. Ten times higher. That's the data, and I accepted that in my post.

    I have not quibbled with the data, only the charecterization of that data as representing some sort of high risk.

    And, of course, as always, correlation does not equal causation, and when the risk factors are small without knowledge of mechanism they should not be taken over seriously.

    But then very few people even understand what the word risk means.

    KFG

  120. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Informative
    WHY WOULD YOU POST A VIDEO THAT NOBODY CAN WATCH?

    Define "nobody." It played just fine here, on an AMD64 Linux box with mplayer and Firefox's mplayer plugin.

    PEBKAC.

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  121. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If that hadn't happened, she probably would have died in her sleep." Of what? Too much sleep?

  122. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by John+Miles · · Score: 1

    You essentially stated a truism: if you don't die of anything else, you'll die of cancer. The problem is that it is equally applicable to any other means of death, eg. if you don't die of anything else, you'll eventually die of being crushed under a 4-tonne flying pig.

    It's nothing but conventional wisdom. I'm not a medical professional or flying-pig researcher, so hopefully nobody will treat my post as a primary source.

    And I never said telomeres were the only thing that kept cells from becoming cancerous; merely pointing out that cells that do divide aren't going to do so forever without errors. When the error rate rises sufficiently, something nasty is going to happen... it's just a matter of time. Heart attacks, flying pigs, and so forth are nowhere near as inevitable as genetic glitches.

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  123. Now that's news... Human Rollbacks! by vrochette · · Score: 1

    That's really getting complicated! Big deal, now we can do rollbacks. So I guess we'll have to "version" our girlfriends,kids,etc... That could be a future extension of Ruby on Rails Migrations.

  124. Oklahoma, a state so backwards... by bchernicoff · · Score: 1

    ...that even cells... ...well, you get the point.

    Disclaimer: I was born in OK and attended the University of Oklahoma.

  125. Just Watch "C ase Closed" by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    To find out what happened to poor Jimmy Kudo....

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    Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
  126. Yuck by ElephanTS · · Score: 1, Troll

    If we got out and started a good war, fewer people would die of cancer! Think of Iraq as a big anti-cancer crusade.

    That's really offensive not funny. 20000 tonnes of depeted uranium have been exploded in Iraq since 2003 and cancers and birth defects are rocketing. The microscopic particles have even travelled as far as the UK resulting in a 400% rise in airborne radioactivity during March2003. Don't joke about 200,000 innocent people (many children in that number) dying, you sick w*nker.

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    1. Re:Yuck by ElephanTS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sheesh. When facts get called a troll. How mindwashed are these mods?

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  127. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    ...the people who do not have lung cancer. There are about 999,990 of them.

    So your premise is that lung cancer happens to 10 people per million. So right now in the US there are 280*10 = 2,800 people with lung cancer. [In a later post, you say it is 100 per million.]

    Dodge these stats...(source)

    (1) An estimated 173,700 new cases of lung cancer and an estimated 160,440 deaths from lung cancer will occur in the United States during 2004.

    (2) Lung cancer is the leading cancer killer in both men and women.

    (3) 87% of lung cancer cases are caused by smoking.

    (4) Smoking cigars or pipes also increases the risk of lung cancer.

    My comments:
    (1) translates to 573 dying per million (notice how I am skipping right over those who just get lung cancer). Assuming only 25% are smokers, who represent 90% of those who get lung cancer, then that is about 2,000 smokers per million smokers who die every YEAR (at least 20 times more than your 10 per million, or 100 per million, figures). So lets say the average smoker smokes for 40 years (probably optimistic) then a smoker's chance of dying of lung cancer in their lifetime is about 1 in 1.

    (2) "the leading cancer killer" + 90% of the people with it are smokers translates to smoking being the worst cancer creating thing of all -- pretty hard to minimize the connection between smoking and killer cancer now.

    (3) corresponds with your previous citation

    (4) your pipe is doing you no favors

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  128. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by kfg · · Score: 1

    So your premise is that lung cancer happens to 10 people per million.

    No. That's a typo. I hit an extra 9. You'll note that said 10 people 100,000.

    (3) 87% of lung cancer cases are caused by smoking.

    This is simply false. There is no known cause for most kinds of lung cancer. Asbesteosis is the rare exception. There is a correlation between smoking cigarettes and lung cancer. I have, however, not only agreed with that percentage of incidence, but I was a bit more pessimistic, positing 90%.

    You would appear to be one of those people who does not understand what is meant by the word risk.

    (4) your pipe is doing you no favors

    And I specifically denied that it was, although there is no known correlation between pipe smoking and lung cancer. Even the Surgeon General's report specifically notes this.

    You are arguing your beliefs, not what I said. My beliefs were actually stood on their ear when I saw the actual data.

    KFG

  129. I've always wanted 46 pairs of chromosomes! by mikehoskins · · Score: 1

    sending duplicate chromosomes back to the center of the original cell, an event once thought impossible

    Now, there's two of me.

  130. I only smoke during Christmas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every year I start in November and quit in January. It's actually quite easy to quit if you know you will be able to start again next winter.

  131. Proof at Last! by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we can prove evolution. Just reverse all the cells back to their previous state until we get back to the original single-cell organism.

    OK. Sure, nobody would be around any more to see it, but that's beside the point.

    It would also be a great opportunity for Earth to pass on that whole human mistake.

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    You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
  132. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by blincoln · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't.

    It did make it easier for me.

    I quit smoking when I started taking Concerta. It was still hard to do, and I had to use patches for a few months, but I was able to quit.

    The GP is correct - part of the reason I smoked was that it gave me focus (I assume because of the acetylcholine/nicotine gateways in my brain), and having something that worked better, lasted longer, and wouldn't give me lung cancer was a big help.

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    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  133. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by blincoln · · Score: 1

    Welbutrin is an anti-depressant.

    Interestingly enough, it's also used to treat ADHD (and panic attacks). I hope it doesn't turn out to have nasty side-effects, because it seems like a very useful drug.

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    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  134. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    So your premise is that lung cancer happens to 10 people per million.

    No. That's a typo. I hit an extra 9. You'll note that said 10 people 100,000.

    Of course it is your typo. And when "corrected", as you did later, it is still wrong by at least a factor of 20 -- which you chose not to comment on. Rule 137, when on the losing side of an argument, change the focus...

    (3) 87% of lung cancer cases are caused by smoking.

    This is simply false. There is no known cause for most kinds of lung cancer. Asbesteosis is the rare exception. There is a correlation between smoking cigarettes and lung cancer. I have, however, not only agreed with that percentage of incidence, but I was a bit more pessimistic, positing 90%. You would appear to be one of those people who does not understand what is meant by the word risk.

    Every single thing in human life is a "risk" (i.e. probability). Heisenberg saw to that. Your hair-splitting proves nothing.

    Your next effort of fact subversion in that sentence is directed at the American Lung Association -- is that your arrogance, love of argument or denial-is-the-best-policy talking?

    In another effort at a trifecta you throw in a bit of fact splitting -- 87% vs 90% -- without realizing that I threw that in to give you credit and to show that the facts I cited also deserve respect. Repeat after me, "Arguing about a 3% difference in a stat is not a great way to spend a Thursday".

    (4) your pipe is doing you no favors

    there is no known correlation between pipe smoking and lung cancer. Even the Surgeon General's report specifically notes this.

    The American Lung Association doesn't agree with you. Who ya gonna trust, Denial Meister, the one that plays into your pipe smoke, or the one that says you will die of lung cancer, period, if you continue? Someone so in love with the word "risk" needs to apply it to the person they see in the bathroom mirror in smoke filled morning.

    You are arguing your beliefs, not what I said.

    Cite a single "belief" of _mine_ above.

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    I come here for the love
  135. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Freexe · · Score: 1

    Not that I think you have ADHD, but some people think that one of the signs/benefits is Hyperfocus:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperfocus
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhd#Views_on_neurodi versity

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    "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
  136. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by kfg · · Score: 1

    Every single thing in human life is a "risk"

    Bingo, we haaaaaaaave a winner!

    KFG

  137. Re:Welbutrin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took Welbutrin to help me quit smoking six or so years ago. The Welbutrin made me so sick that I decided to quit cold-turkey so I could stop taking the Welbutrin.

    If I recall correctly, you are supposed to take it for two weeks before you stop smoking. I didn't last a week. I tossed the cigarettes and the Welbutrin in the trash and never looked back.

    This was the second time that I had quit cold-turkey. The previous time I had lasted two years before I foolishly accepted a cigar from a friend.

    Not long after I quit I had the first of many seizures. To be fair, my family has quite a history with epilepsy, including one Great-great-Aunt who died of an epilepsy-induced heart attack (or so I am told, it was before my time).

    But I was 42 at the time, kind of a late start for epilepsy.

    I really don't think much of Welbutrin, it certainly didn't work as intended for me. And I'll always have suspicions about it triggering my seizures.

    On the other hand, it's been six years since I quit. And I really don't have much of a desire to start up again.

  138. Do you need the government to whipe your arse, too by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    Ohh, there would be no toilet paper without government coddling the forestry industry and managing the sewers....right

    Both paper and water supplies existed long before the government did anything about them. Likewise, there are plenty of third-party verifications for all sorts of privately-run systems, from charities, to food quality, to the real speed of a new computer chip in practice.

    Your "If the government didn't do it, no one would" reasoning is somewhere between childishly ignorant and a downright lie. When companies "cut corners" to make profits, no one punishes more harshly than the market.

  139. Unbirth by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    When my kids are ultra bratty, I always threaten to "put them back inside mommy". Now maybe I can enforce that threat.

  140. ASCII Version of Undivision by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHY WOULD YOU POST A VIDEO THAT NOBODY CAN WATCH?

    Here is the ASCII version:

    frame 1: O........O
    frame 2: O.....O
    frame 3: O..O
    frame 4: OO
    frame 5: O)
    frame 6: O

  141. Re:Good news! [No reverse aging] by spiro_killglance · · Score: 1

    No. But here is a process that would reverse ageing. Three cell join together, froming a single cell, but using the most common dna segments, where there are differences between the cells. A check-sum process. The
    combined cell then splits into four cells again. But in the process the've correct any errors in the DNA
    of any one cell.

  142. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    This is why there are so many intolerant anti-smoking crusaders out there. "I did it, so you can".

    I am emphatically NOT an "intolerant anti-smoking crusader." I hated them when I smoked and I vowed I would not become one when I quit. The only reason I posted was because the grandparent post expressed a desire to quit.

    I said "simply quit", because I do believe it to be the easiest way. It may not work the first time, or the second, or even the third. But if the desire to quit is really there, it will eventually work. By "simply quit", I mean to make the firm decision to stop smoking. I do NOT mean that you tell yourself "I will try to quit this week and see how it goes." I do NOT mean that you tell yourself "I am quitting, but will keep a pack around just in case I fail." I mean that you must tell yourself "as of this date I no longer smoke cigarettes.".

    Frankly, I don't care if other people quit or not. If some guy does not want to quit, it won't bother me. But if they do, then they need to quit. Really.

    p.s. You don't help an addict by telling him they can't quit. I'm doing the opposite, I'm telling them they CAN quit.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  143. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    Isaid "simply quit", because I do believe it to be the easiest way. It may not work the first time, or the second, or even the third. But if the desire to quit is really there, it will eventually work. By "simply quit", I mean to make the firm decision to stop smoking. I do NOT mean that you tell yourself "I will try to quit this week and see how it goes." I do NOT mean that you tell yourself "I am quitting, but will keep a pack around just in case I fail." I mean that you must tell yourself "as of this date I no longer smoke cigarettes.".

    That's as silly as telling an alchololic to just "stop drinking". It worked for you - kudos, and well deserved. But not everybody is like you, and not everybody can do it as (relativly) easily AT ALL. Which is precicely the point I was trying to make originally.

    p.s. You don't help an addict by telling him they can't quit. I'm doing the opposite, I'm telling them they CAN quit.

    No, actually, you're not. You'e telling them that if they aren't successfull, it's because they don't really want to. To quote:
    But if the desire to quit is really there, it will eventually work.

    Again - with repeated atttempts, most people WILL be able to quit .... eventually. Some with your methods, some with others. And some , regardless of desire, methods or number of attempts, will not. That's the nature of addiction.

  144. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    You quit for twelve years. Stop calling it a failure and congratulate yourself! You know you can do it, so I can only assume that by continuing you don't want to quit. That's okay by me.

    I smoked for twenty five years, and everyone around me said I could not quit because it was more addictive than heroin. They said after twenty five years it was impossible. "Oh man," they said, "you'll never be able to quit!" BUT I DID! It sounds too simplistic to be true, but it is: to quit smoking you simply do not smoke any more.

    I'm not saying this to belittle anyone, I'm saying it as encouragement. If you want to quit, you CAN quit.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  145. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so sick of people coddling smokers. They are so willing to play the victim. They whine like little girls. "I try to quit, I really do! I just can't." Bullshit. If you actually wanted to quit smoking, you would. If you pretend you can't, you're pathetic. I quit cold turkey the minute my girlfriend complained. Was it tempting to accept one if someone offered me one? Yes. Was it more of a burden than I could bear? Hell no. That shit was pie. Meanwhile, my best friend freaks out if he goes 20 minutes. I've watched him go through a pack in one sitting. Quit you goddamn pussies, or quit whinning. I don't want to hear it. I know you're full of shit, you're just embarassing yourself. Same goes for any other kind of addict. I've done them all and you are just fucking weak. Go jack off, or get laid, and quit your bitching.

  146. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by zopf · · Score: 1

    That's a strange line of assumption. Here's what I see you saying: Nicotine is a stimulant; ADHD drugs are stimulants; therefore, people who take nicotine have ADHD.

    With that line of reasoning, everyone who drinks coffee or soda to stay awake has ADHD. Stimulants are used to treat numerous disorders, and are also present in every-day items like foods or drinks. I would find it hard to believe that a majority of people who continuously use stimulants in one form or another have ADHD.

    On the point about ADHD medication making it easier to quit: possibly. This is not because the smoker necessarily has ADHD, but because the stimulants in ADHD medicine could help offset the cravings from the cigarettes by stimulating and pacifying the mind.

    Also, just to quickly address this, smokers generally are calmed down by nicotine because it soothes the anxiety they feel when they are not smoking. This anxiety is actually a byproduct of their addiction to nicotine. Their brains become accomodated to the nicotine in cigarettes to the extent that when they are not dosing themselves, they do not produce enough dopamine, and thereby become anxious and unhappy. As for feeling more focused, this is partially an effect of the aforementioned reduction of anxiety, but is also likely related to the stimulant effects of nicotine. Nicotine does increase attention and memory, just as many other stimulants do.

    As for carcinogenicity, nicotine does downregulate apoptosis, a process which helps kill cells that could become cancerous. Cigarettes are also a host to myriad other more strongly carcinogenic chemicals, however, and the amount of nicotine that is required to produce an effect similar to smoking is actually very little compared to the amount of other carcinogenic chemicals that enter the lungs while smoking. For this reason, people are encouraged to use the patch or gum when quitting.

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    Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
  147. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

    As has been stated in other replies to my initial message, it is apparently thought that many smokers self medicate by smoking. My mistake was in not thinking about the many other conditions which are treated by stimulants.

  148. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by zopf · · Score: 1

    That argument has been used with schizophrenia as well, but further research has shown that smoking is actually a risk factor for the development of schizophrenia in those prone to it. Smokers self-medicate, but in fact their medication causes the condition that necessitates it.

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    Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
  149. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gleemonex · · Score: 1
    It is not reasonable to start leaping to wild-assed conclusions about carcinogens, cell phones, and conspiracies.

    Nor is it reasonable to dismiss valid problems as wild-assed conclusions (despite the tone of the parent). You seem to be under the (sadly-common) illusion that the human species is bound to an ever-improving and progressive condition. The facts disagree with you.

    All the major indicators of general health -- adult height (Americans are getting smaller and smaller, and are quite smaller than the Frenchmen of the time of Charlemagne, who averaged a solid 6'), lifespan (see: Mediterranean, 3000 years of recorded history. see also: United States, modern-day), physical capacities (less-well recorded, but the anecdotal evidence of the past 200 years is overwhelming -- and look at the stock price of Robaxacet) -- they all point to a widespread decline in general health since the invention of penicillin. The fact that we can revive people, and operate in response to cardiac troubles doesn't magically make these people 'healthier'. It just makes them 'not dead'.

    While there is likely some truth that people are dying of cancer because they're surviving other previously-common perils, it's naive to believe that cancer is just another symptom of old age. If so, why is the average lifespan of the modern first-world citizen not growing at a rate concurrent with the curing of the #1 killer, heart disease?

    -Glee
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  150. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by Gleemonex · · Score: 1
    Not only that, but many cancers are now curable if caught early enough.

    I'm not sure if this was your intention, but you're actually refuting the parent -- if people are surviving cancer, that leads to cancer deaths being an under-estimate of the rate of cancer in a given society

    -Glee
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    Many a true word hath been spoken in jest -- mod funny posts "Informative".
  151. You got that completely wrong by severoon · · Score: 1

    Not to nitpick, but you got the telomere thing completely wrong. The presence of telomeres in cellular DNA is what allows the process of cellular reproduction to continue...in other words, telomere loss does not cause cancer, it prevents it. In fact, it has been observed that cancerous cells possess a gene that produces telomerase, an enzyme that prevents a cell from expending a "telomere bead" during each reproduction (a "telomere bead" is the telomere-containing unit that drops off in a normal cell reproduction--when there are no more telomere beads left, the cell can no longer reproduce). It is the presence of telomerase that causes a cell to be effectively immortal, reproducing constantly without limit, hence the cancerous tumor.

    The key to immortality (at least, this week) is understanding how to introduce telomerase into cells to prevent aging without causing uncontrolled cancerous reproduction of the cell. And then we just have to cure the remaining diseases. And prevent accidental deaths. Other than that, we're virtually immortal already.

    Of course, none of what I'm saying impacts the validity of your overall point one bit--as we cure diseases, people will live longer and the incidence of death due to other diseases will rise. This does not constitute an "other-disease" epidemic. Rises in death rates due to particular diseases or families of disease should be ignored provided that they occur while overall life expectancy increases.

    (I've often thought it would be instructive to graph the rising number of deaths due to other diseases as measles, mumps, flu, rubella, and polio were eradicated. After all, the people that would have fallen to those diseases ended up dying of something else eventually.)

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    but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
  152. Re:We've been at war with cancer for over 50 years by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

    Aside from the conversation you're having with the other guy, I'll also note that you are making the mistake of applying a risk calculation based on a large population to your own personal situation.

    The genetic makeup & environment of some people is going to make their risk _much_ higher than that large-scale "average" which you are stating. (To be fair, the reverse would be true as well.)

    But my main point is that your perception of risk based on the statistics applied on a large population is just as worthless as the perception of risk that you accuse everyone else of using.

    To be a useful factor for making a decision, you need to calculate your risk based on factors that are directly applicable to your own personal situation.