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Spacecraft Crashes Into Satellite

Juha-Matti Laurio writes "A robotic NASA spacecraft designed to rendezvous with an orbiting satellite instead crashed into its target. Unbeknownst to engineers at the time, DART's main sensor mistakenly believed it was flying away from the satellite when it was actually moving 5 feet per second toward it, investigators found."

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  1. Ah. by toQDuj · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that's where the minus sign should have gone, I knew I dropped it somewhere!

    and an Obligatory Pratchett Quote:

    Hex's pen was scratching across the paper.
    Ponder glanced at the figures.
    ` ..., these figures can't be right!`
    Ridcully grinned again. `You mean either the whole world has gone wrong or your machine is wrong?`
    `Yes!`
    `Then I'd imagine the answer is pretty easy, wouldn't you?` said Ridcully.
    `Yes, it certainly is. Hex gets thoroughly tested every day` said Ponder Stibbons
    `Good point, that man,` Said Ridcully.

    B.

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    1. Re:Ah. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They should never have rejected the dried-frog-pills allowance in NASA'a budget.

    2. Re:Ah. by radtea · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every experiment which ends in a big bang is a good experiment

      Especially when it's an experiment that begins with the hypothesis, "That hot person of the complimentary sexual orientation over there will go out with me if I ask them."

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    3. Re:Ah. by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll see you and raise you an Office Space:

      [Scene An ATM machine. Peter gets out a receipt that says he has
      $305,326.13]

        [Scene Peter's car. Samir and Michael have obviously seen the
      receipt.]

      SAMIR
      Shit, shit, shit, shit. Son of a bitch! Shit! This is a - fuck! Son of
      a bitch! Shit!

      MICHAEL
      What happened?

      PETER
      You tell me, Michael, it's your software!

      SAMIR
      Yes, it's your software!

      PETER
      Corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice 305, 3 (grabs the
      receipt) 26.13!! Michael!!

      MICHAEL
      Oh shit! They, they probably won't notice it's gone for another two or
      three days.

      PETER
      Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years!

      SAMIR
      What happened?!

      PETER
      You said the thing was supposed to work.

      MICHAEL
      Well, technically it did work.

      PETER
      No it didn't!

      SAMIR
      It did not work, Michael, ok?!

      MICHAEL
      Ok! Ok!

      SAMIR
      Ok?!

      MICHAEL
      Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place
      or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane
      detail.

      PETER
      Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?!!!!!

      Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 13.9). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 13.9). Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 13.9).

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  2. Question answered! by LackThereof · · Score: 5, Funny

    The $110 million DART mission was meant to test whether robots can perform some of the tasks astronauts currently must do.

    Well, we answered that question. Mission accomplished!

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    1. Re:Question answered! by PCeye · · Score: 1

      Buzz: Next mission will be used to determine if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.

    2. Re:Question answered! by m0nstr42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The $110 million DART mission was meant to test whether robots can perform some of the tasks astronauts currently must do.

      Well, we answered that question. Mission accomplished!


      Yes, we really HIT THE MARK with that one.

  3. That's no crash... by calexontheroad66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's a successfull hit, now let's build that missile defense system.

    1. Re:That's no crash... by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      Let's just hope it can move faster than 5 feet per second. I've seen helium baloons at the fair with higher intercept velocities.

  4. DART by Shifty+Jim · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well... Maybe they shouldn't have painted a giant bullseye on the side of the satellite.

    DART: 50 points
    NASA: -110 million dollars

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    1. Re:DART by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

      If they wanted it to dock gently with the satellite, then they should have named it DOCKER instead of DART. That name had to flavor the entire development process.

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    2. Re:DART by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      Bullseye

      If the article gets duped, then it'll be a 50-point double-bull.

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  5. Let me be the first to say.... by haeger · · Score: 3, Funny
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    No, but seriously, this is sad. It takes us farther away from what I'd like to see in a car, namely a self-steering one. I'd prefer one that detects an oncoming truck as oncoming and tries to get out of the way.

    .haeger

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      what I'd like to see in a car, namely a self-steering one
      They're called Taxis. Seriously, i'll be here all week.
    2. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2, Funny

      i hate airbags if you couldnt tell

      Further proving my theory that there is nothing in the world that somebody on Slashdot won't be against.

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    3. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by m0nstr42 · · Score: 1

      No, but seriously, this is sad. It takes us farther away from what I'd like to see in a car, namely a self-steering one. I'd prefer one that detects an oncoming truck as oncoming and tries to get out of the way.

      In some ways, the car is more difficult. The satellite is free to move in any direction (including rotation), given that we have enough thrusters. The car is nonholonomic - there are only two control inputs (turning the wheels, moving forward/backward) - so for example, moving sideways and turning on a central axis are both impossible with the car but theoretically possible with the satellite (if we're willing to spend enough on thrusters).

      This is of course a gross oversimplification. It also doesn't say why the ranging failed (I didn't read the article, but probably literally a flipped sign).

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by Redwin · · Score: 1

      You missed the important part of the sentance: I'd prefer one that detects an oncoming truck as oncoming and tries to get out of the way.

      Clearly that rules out taxis as an option, now if it had said "detects an oncoming truck and then shouted abuse at it for being in the taxis way" you might have had a point. :-)

      On a serious and vaugely related note however, if you decieve a machine into thinking that something is happening when it actually isn't (either through an error in the calculations or through false sensory equipment) would that allow you to make it violate the the three laws of robotics and cause it to break them without it thinking it broke them so to speak? I'm sure I read an Issac Isamov story that did something like this, anyone know about it?

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    5. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do agree that in a slower speed collision, an airbag may do more harm than good. Although, people can be killed in accidents as slow as 15 MPH. I also know people who have been in some pretty serious accidents and were very glad to have hit an airbag as opposed to the steering wheel. Also, newer airbags are much better than the older ones in terms of force.

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by sco08y · · Score: 1

      It takes us farther away from what I'd like to see in a car, namely a self-steering one. I'd prefer one that detects an oncoming truck as oncoming and tries to get out of the way.

      Not at all. I can think of a few people I'd buy one for.

    7. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by itchy92 · · Score: 1

      Do you mind if I .sig that? I couldn't stop chuckling when I read it.

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    8. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 1

      Go for it.

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    9. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      My issue with air bags is they are not reliable.. i have been in three acidents and only once did airbags go off.. and that was when i hit someone doing abou 12 mph.. no damage to the car except the airbags (which totaled the car - they are bloody expensive) the other accident i was stoped and hit by a truck doing ~60mph - the hit was so hard that he pushed me into the car infront of me and the engine was sitting next to me, they never went off, the third someone hit me and pushed me out into an intersection and i got hit in the side.. agian they never went off..

      I hate them because honestly i just wish our cars where built stronger and not turn into swiss cheese when someone hits you. I think they give people a false sence of security as they are not reliable - atleast not in my eyes

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 1

      To be fair, an front airbag (in the steering wheel) wouldn't help you in either of the two accidents you described where you were hit in the back and the side. Granted, you said that the first accident pushed you into the car in front of you, so maybe it should have gone off there.

      You are wrong about cars being built stronger though. Modern cars are designed to absorb collisions. This is why relatively minor accidents can cause major damage to the car. Better the car than your body. In the 50's, cars were built strong. A head on collision at 30 MPH would cause $50 worth of damage to the car but everyone inside would be killed in gruesome fashion. I've tried to explain this to my wife's grandmother. Her 1995 or so Lincoln was totaled when she ran into a stopped car at about 25 - 30 MPH. She keeps going on and on about how her old studebaker wouldn't even have had a dent. I keep explaining to her that she would most likely be dead in the Studebaker. Oh Well. I do think that it would be nice if modern bumpers could take a 10 MPH collision without needing replaced, though.

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    11. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is if we add more thrusters, so the vehicle could leave the ground and rotate, it might work?

      Seriously though, I disagree with your assessment. The car should be much simpler tor the very reason you state -fewer degrees of freedom in the movement. You only need to worry about lert/right and forward/back, not up/down and rotation (those are pretty well fixed for cars on a road).

    12. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      yea the modern idea of a bumper is puly cosmetic.. a bumper used to be able to take a hit .. now days they are expensive and a bike can destroy one

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    13. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Unibody design is good for both crash survival and weight reduction. But the crappy thin sheet metal is what ticks old folks off. I know this is for better fuel economy through weight savings, but it sure feels more like another ripoff when a basketball or slow-moving shopping cart (with plastic bumpers!) puts a half-inch deep dent in your $25,000 car.

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    14. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by operagost · · Score: 1

      They are required by the US DOT to withstand a 5 MPH impact. Of course, that says nothing about the pretty plastic cover which can be torn off by a pebble.

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    15. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by m0nstr42 · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, I disagree with your assessment. The car should be much simpler tor the very reason you state -fewer degrees of freedom in the movement. You only need to worry about lert/right and forward/back, not up/down and rotation (those are pretty well fixed for cars on a road).

      It's not about the number of degrees of freedom, but what the difference is between the directions you'd like to go in and the directions you can actually send yourself in. The fact that the car can't go up or down is irrelevant because it doesn't need to go up or down. Compare the satellite to the car from the standpoint of trying to drive either one just in two dimensions: Try to parallel park a car, then try to parallel park a satellite. To park the satellite, just turn it 90deg, move forward, then turn it back 90deg. To park the car, move forward, then do some complicated combination of moving backwards and steering at the same time. Or, drive in a big circle and slowly reduce the turning angle so you spiral out to the right point. The satellite is fundamentally simpler. Moving it to 3 dimensions doesn't really present any added difficulties, because you have the same freedoms. Even computationally, it's just two more numbers to keep track of (one more translation and one more rotation direction).

      The reason why the satellite is a bigger technical challenge has more to do with the practical issues of controlling thrusters vs tires, the lack of references to navigate by, etc. My point was just that, in a purely dynamics/mechanics way, the car presents a fundamental challenge. You get the same sorts of problems when you want to start limiting the number of thrusters you put on your satellite.

    16. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by Braf · · Score: 1

      That is precisely how airbags are suppose to work. They operate in front end collisions at speeds over about 12 MPH. They work to spread you sudden change in velocity over a longer time period reducing the acceleration you experience. In a rear-end collision, your seat and head rest protect you. In side collisions, a side-impact airbag that erupts from the side of the seat or the headliner is suppose to protect you (in more modern vehicles).

    17. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by john83 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      On a serious and vaugely related note however, if you decieve a machine into thinking that something is happening when it actually isn't (either through an error in the calculations or through false sensory equipment) would that allow you to make it violate the the three laws of robotics and cause it to break them without it thinking it broke them so to speak? I'm sure I read an Issac Isamov story that did something like this, anyone know about it?

      Sounds familiar alright. In The Naked Sun, one character suggests that a robot could be told to put something "harmless" into a drink, then another robot could be ordered to serve it to someone, unaware that it has been poisoned by the first, but I think there was a more complicated plot closer to what you're thinking.

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    18. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by rez_rat · · Score: 1

      Remind me to never get into a car with YOU! :-P

    19. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      Actually, a car needs to worry about accelleration and steering [turning, ROTATION], there is nothing more that it can do. Also note that some SUVs may need counterweights available to move to offset the banking torsional forces from turns.

    20. Re:Let me be the first to say.... by farmhick · · Score: 1

      No, Asimov outlined something more sinister in the second or third "Robots" novel. Make a spaceship with a positronic brain. It is basically a space-going robot. Instruct it to destroy other space-going robots. It won't know the other space-going robots are actually spaceships with humans onboard. When it is in attack mode, it of course doesn't monitor incoming broadcast signals.

      Great books.

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  6. Oddly familiar by Brushen · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Where have I heard that before?

    From Challenger:

    "Engineers at Morton Thiokol (manufacturer of the solid rocket boosters) knew that the temperatures were outside of the design range of the O-rings. They strongly objected to the launch, but were overruled by senior Thiokol management."

    From Columbia:

    "In a risk-management scenario similar to the Challenger disaster, NASA management failed to recognize the relevance of engineering concerns for safety. Two examples of this were failure to honor engineer requests for imaging to inspect possible damage, and failure to respond to engineer requests about status of astronaut inspection of the left wing."

    From DART:

    "Investigators also raised issues with the mission's management style, saying that lack of training and experience caused the DART design team to shun expert advice. They also found that internal checks and balances were inadequate in uncovering the mission's shortcomings."

    1. Re:Oddly familiar by FTL · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If an engineer makes a mistake, it's the job of the manager to have in place a system whereby the mistake is caught. Engineering failures which reach the light of day are also managment failures. Management failures are management failures. If something happens, no matter how it happened, it's always going to be a managment failure.

      So yes, you are right. It's always the manager's fault. By definition.

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    2. Re:Oddly familiar by massivefoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Management -never- seem to know what the hell they're doing. Companies seem to make the constant mistake of believing that you can manage something you know nothing about. Take the following example. I know a guy who used to work in computing and electrical engineering, in around the 60s, 70s, so pretty primitive stuff. Apparently at the time it was common to approximate integrals electronically by building up a charge on a capacitor over some time, representing the range of the integral, with the current behaving as the function to be integrated. He had to try and explain this concept to a member of senior management one day. The first question he was ask was "what the hell's an integral?".

    3. Re:Oddly familiar by It'sYerMam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what is the bigger cock-up: Deliberately ignoring the advice of your engineers, or not knowing that they themselves have cocked up? Surely the former - in the latter case, they have an excuse for not knowing.

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    4. Re:Oddly familiar by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bullshit!

      Why even bother with engineers if that is your attitude? Why bother having projects at all? Let's just funnel money directly into defense and aerospace contractors' pockets, and make it easier for them to pay off the politicians. It'll be a whole lot more efficient, and, in cases like the shuttle, won't lead to any loss of life.

      I've posted this link elsewhere, but it bears repeating.

      And WTF is a "newspaper deal"?

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    5. Re:Oddly familiar by massivefoot · · Score: 1

      Think of it as a sum of infintely many infitesimal terms. You'd normally use it to find the area under curves, masses of bodies etc. Basically, it's absolutely essential for electronics (or indeed any form of engineering).

    6. Re:Oddly familiar by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Engineering failures which reach the light of day are also managment failures.

      I think I know what you meant, but the way you wrote that could be interpreted as, "Engineering failures which reach the light of day are also managment failures in the cover up". A better way to put it would be, "Engineering failures which aren't discovered and corrected are also managment failures.

      The reason that it is important to point out this difference is because we've already seen management cover up or sweep under the carpet engineering failures. We've also seen pressure to do so come from the politicians and the contractors (who have the politicians in their pockets).

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    7. Re:Oddly familiar by basingwerk · · Score: 1

      > I know a guy who used to work in computing and
      > electrical engineering, in around the 60s, 70s, so
      > pretty primitive stuff.

      > Apparently at the time it was common to approximate integrals
      > electronically by building up a charge on a capacitor over some
      > time, representing the range of the integral, with the current
      > behaving as the function to be integrated.
      It's not all primitive - this is usually done in analog 3-term PID controllers. Where electonics cannot be used due to environment restrictions, pneumatic bellows (!) are often used to model integral action. > He had to try and explain this concept to a member of > senior management one day. The first question he was ask > was "what the hell's an integral?". I know what you mean - you'd have to teach him calculus before he'd understand.

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    8. Re:Oddly familiar by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I would hope that most of the layers of management at NASA had taken calculus in college.

      I think that the mistakes that typically get made (and not corrected) at NASA are due to upper management and political pressure, both internal and external. To people at that level, political realities seem to take precedence over physical reality.

      NASA engineers aren't stupid. They're the best of the best.

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    9. Re:Oddly familiar by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's the job of critics and engineers to say things like that constantly and then land a newspaper deal when (if) it happens.

      Did you happen to read those quotes? It points out the disconnect between the engineers who design the system and build, and know what it is and isn't capable of, and the PHB management that is bowing to pressure from above in rushing things into production without adequate regard to safety or overlooking the safety objects of the engineers. Columbia and Challenger were direct results of management looking at something pointed out by engineers and blatantly ignoring the facts, under pressure to keep the shuttle running.

      BTW, this isn't the 1920's, so anybody getting a "newspaper deal" is in for a rude shock when they get the check.

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    10. Re:Oddly familiar by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know what you mean - you'd have to teach him calculus before he'd understand.

      Not really. Just tell then it's the area under a curve, or the volume under a sheet. Even the most pretentious manager will be able to grasp that.

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    11. Re:Oddly familiar by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Ken Lay

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    12. Re:Oddly familiar by Big+Hammer · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the Hubble Space Telescope debacle.

      Hmm
      JB

    13. Re:Oddly familiar by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Well you got that one right, so here's a harder one: what does "WHOOOSH" normally signify?

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    14. Re:Oddly familiar by barzok · · Score: 1
      Management IS OVERHEAD. You can run a company profitably with only workers (it will most likely be inefficient, but it WILL run). If you only have management, you will not survive.
      Tell that to the management at my last company. They've told all the IT staff that they're going to be outsourced, no one will be a "worker" anymore, they'll just be telling someone else (contractors, offshore) what needs to be done.

      So glad I'm out of that environment.
    15. Re:Oddly familiar by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      There's a fine difference between "Managment was incompetent" and "Management was actively screwing things up". For example, Challenger and Colombia are clear-cut examples of the latter. DART, based on the grand-parent's description, seems like it was the former. Yes, they were incompetent, but they weren't knowingly bypassing safety checks - they just didn't know they were there in the first place.

    16. Re:Oddly familiar by hachete · · Score: 1

      That's Anglo-Saxon capitalism for you. The theory - at least if you can dignify it with the word - is that a manager just manages widgets (yes, that's you). By the time information gets to their level, it's abstract enough not to require domain expertise. New Scientist did an article years ago saying that engineers were more successful at running companies in their domain.

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    17. Re:Oddly familiar by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Funny

      If anyone had bothered to tell -me- that I might have passed calculus.

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    18. Re:Oddly familiar by Brushfireb · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Management IS OVERHEAD. You can run a company profitably with only workers (it will most likely be inefficient, but it WILL run). If you only have management, you will not survive."

      Wrong, And just plain silly. Without management no work gets done, becuase there is no incentive. If everyone was just going to get their paycheck, no matter what they did, then not many would work. You can not run a company without some form of management. Can you teach school without teachers? Can you have a courtroom without judge? Can you have a family without a parent? Management and Leadership have been existent in society since society has existed, and probably before (Alpha Male In Animal Packs, etc).

      Good management has a necessary role in any company or organization. Management provides vision, linkages between department (IE figure out compromises between IT and Sales), and makes the organization possible. A lopsided organization either way is incredibly bad (Too Much Management, or Not Enough).

      In the case of the topic at hand, management is still not overhead. BUt they are replaceable, and should be. Besides, all those who are at a company and who dont like or appreciate the management role, should just leave. Go start your own company, hire employees, and then you will begin to understand the role of management.

    19. Re:Oddly familiar by radtea · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just tell then it's the area under a curve, or the volume under a sheet. Even the most pretentious manager will be able to grasp that

      "It's the area under a curve, or the volume under a sheet."

      "So that's like where they've banked the road to keep cars from flying off as they go 'round the curve? That's what an integral is?"

      "Not that kind of curve!"

      "And the volume under a sheet--isn't that zero? Unless somebody's lying under it. Or two somebody's. Lemme tell you about this girl I met..."

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    20. Re:Oddly familiar by geobeck · · Score: 1
      Just tell then it's the area under a curve, or the volume under a sheet. Even the most pretentious manager will be able to grasp that.

      *sigh* Alas, not mine. A true PHB only understands one thing: today's bottom line. My manager, who somehow managed (no pun intended) to get an engineering degree way back in the mists of time, makes all of his decisions based on this formula:

      • Option A will cost $NN today.
      • Option B will cost us $N today, but could cost us $NNNNN tomorrow.
      • >> Select Option B
      • Act surprised tomorrow and blame the engineers for the extra cost.
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    21. Re:Oddly familiar by saboola · · Score: 1

      Let's just funnel money directly into defense and aerospace contractors' pockets, and make it easier for them to pay off the politicians.

      On behalf of the United States Government, I would like to offer you a job. If you accept the offer just let us know by talking to your lamp on your desk. Thanks.

    22. Re:Oddly familiar by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      NASA engineers aren't stupid. They're the best of the best.

      LOL! Let me give you a hint - the "best of the best" work for meritocracies, not "secure jobs". If you are the best of the best working for NASA you make just as much as the guy next to you that sleeps all day. If you are working for industry, the "best of the best" makes two or three times what his closest competitor does.

      What would you do?

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    23. Re:Oddly familiar by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Managers tend to be higher paid, because the ones who manage the money also tend to manage to hang on to most of it.

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    24. Re:Oddly familiar by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Most big company managers can only understand analogies if sports (especially golf) are involved.

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    25. Re:Oddly familiar by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      LOL! Wish it worked like that, I'd love to find a meritocracy in industry. From what I see, it's who you know that determines how far you go. That whole "Work hard and you'll make more money!" idea is just a scam perpetuated by rich knobs so they can make more money off of you. Look at corporate CEOs. They run a company into the ground, fire all the employees and scuttle off with their "golden parachutes," only to get hired by their buddies on the board of a different scam-poration where they do it all again. I guess it is a meritocracy, those who are better at screwing over their fellow man get ahead.

      People who believe in meritocracies are just holding on to the idea in order to prop up their sense of self worth, and to keep from having to feel empathy for those who are less lucky. "OOhh, look at me! I got where I am through hard work. Forget that daddy got me into an Ivy league school and my chums there got me a job I don't deserve and can't do well. I did it on my own! Anyone who isn't successful is obviously a lazy git who deserves nothing."

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    26. Re:Oddly familiar by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Well - look closely at your statements. You are basically saying that corporate america is not a meritocracy - and I would definately agree. Most of corporate america seems to be infighting about who gets the handouts - not that much different than the government, really.

      Here is my list, going from mediocracy to meritocracy:

      US Government
      Local Government
      Unions
      Corporate america
      Mid-sized startups
      small startups
      single person companies (consulting, etc.)

      Basically, ask yourself "if I stopped producing and instead worked only to keep my job (without producing any saleable output), how long would I earn a living?"

      The shorter the time period, the more a meritocracy you work in, the higher your pay grade (assuming you are above average), and the more you get done.

      (I work for the bottom two, BTW - and for anyone interested in this type of work, I recommend keeping at least 2 jobs going at any time)

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    27. Re:Oddly familiar by espressojim · · Score: 1

      Where I work, there's almost no management. There are leaders/visionaries, but nobody has to motivate us to work. We're what you'd call 'self motivated'. It doesn't hurt that we do what we do for love (science) instead of money, so we're more likely to do our jobs because we gain satisfaction from it.

      We're also in a very friendly enviornment, but you gain respect by doing good work. Everyone here wants to earn the respect of their peers.

      Maybe you should run your organization more like ours, and you wouldn't need as many babysitters.

    28. Re:Oddly familiar by spun · · Score: 1

      Another thought, the best of the best don't care about making more money, they care about being the best, and go where there are the resources to allow them to be the best. Where else but NASA are aerospace engineers going to go to get access to the best resources and the coolest projects? And remember that in your reply to my other comment, you admited that corporations aren't meritocracies, either. Which means you think the best of the best are going to go work for some startup, or for themselves. Yeah, they sure will be doing some cool projects with tons of resources there!

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    29. Re:Oddly familiar by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      I suppose in my world, managers must be leaders, so there is a disconnect between my world and the other posters (including you) responding to my message.

      I currently run a startup. We have 12 employees. The employees are great people, but without me as a manager, they wouldnt work the same way.

      I suppose you guys are talking about excess management. Regular, good management, is the same thing as leadership. Hence my examples concerning parents, judges, etc do apply when you use my definition.

      Regardless, show me a fast food restaurant (shitty jobs with low paid workers) that would work without management who isnt a leader. :) Sorry, but it isnt going to happen.

      Although I agree that in most companies, management + leadership should be in the same person (and in my world, they are), but regardless there are good examples where you need distinct positions where workers can not manage themselves.

    30. Re:Oddly familiar by Brushfireb · · Score: 1


      The linkages between work being done and "getting paid" are not always so clear as you seem to think in your example. For example, the person who is supposed to clean the toilets at a local food chain. This isnt directly contributing to the product that is sold, but it is critical nonetheless, and it isnt a very fun job.

      Your argument is without actual basis. Please provide me with an example organization that runs without any management.

      I am eagerly awaiting your examples.

      Thanks.

    31. Re:Oddly familiar by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Hm... I hadn't really thought about the resources angle - for me, I wanted to own those resources myself; but I admit I am rather strange. I still think the "best of the best" would be able to avoid all the political stuff that goes on - because they can always get a job somewhere else very easily, so they can get what they want (Though as you point out, that may not be pay).

      I have worked for DOD (the government) and also for large startups, and (not to tout myself too highly) I have to consider myself above average. What I have found in those situations is that a manager will "take ownership" of my services, and basically eliminate the need for me to deal with the politics of working in those environments. My competition was still a meritocracy, even in those environments - but only because my very good work made whoever attached themselves to me look good, so our interests were aligned.

      YMMV

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    32. Re:Oddly familiar by john83 · · Score: 1
      It's not all primitive - this is usually done in analog 3-term PID controllers. Where electonics cannot be used due to environment restrictions, pneumatic bellows (!) are often used to model integral action.

      I know a control theorest who would disagree. He hates PID controllers with a passion. :)

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    33. Re:Oddly familiar by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Can you teach school without teachers? Can you have a courtroom without judge? Can you have a family without a parent?
      I take it you're in management? Seriously, the tone of your examples is a major source of tension between labor and management. I am speaking from the perspective of labor. From my point of view management is there to facilitate and coordinate the efforts of the labor. Tell me what you want me to make, do the paperwork necessary for me to get the materials I need and then trust in my years of craftsmanship to get the job done. No you can't run a company of more than a few people without management, but there seems to be frequent management bloat these days. Good leadership is admired by the workforce, overpaid bureaucracy is despised and much more common.

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    34. Re:Oddly familiar by basingwerk · · Score: 1
      I know a control theorist who would disagree. He hates PID controllers with a passion. :)
      What is it about these generic algorithms that your control theorist friend objects to? One of the good things about PID is that the methods can be simulated in a variety of computers, including mechanical ones that have no electronic parts, entirely eliminating fire risk. Are there other, better methods that can be implemented in pneumatic components? Proportional action would seems reasonable to anybody - the size of the correction depends on the size of the error. But it led to constant offsets (steady state error), so somebody dreamed up integral action (reset), where the rate of change of the correction is proportional to the size of the error. That seems fair to me - it boils down to "if it doesn't budge, give it bit more". Then someone even smarter than that (!) dreamed up derivative action, where the controller output is proportional to the rate of change of the error. This can stop overshooting, I believe.
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    35. Re:Oddly familiar by john83 · · Score: 1
      What is it about these generic algorithms that your control theorist friend objects to?

      He dislikes them for being designed as lazy ballpark solutions (the Zieger-Nichol tuning rules) to problems that often have an exact analytical solution. He says people use them because they're the only thing they bother learning.

      I'm not really qualified to make his argument properly though. The only practical control system I've ever implimented was a PI controller. :) He, on the other hand, is an academic who scares pure mathematicians and engineers alike.

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    36. Re:Oddly familiar by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not the whole of it.

      It's true that the engineers objected to the launch, because they weren't sure of the safety in particularly cold temperatures.

      That morning, it was on the low end of their temperature safe zone.

      However, at one point during the launch, Challenger was hit by an extreme blast of cold air, AND a harsh wind.

      The incident cannot be blamed solely on the management at the time.

      While the engineers had reservations about the launch, NOBODY at NASA was ready for what actually happened. Even if the temperature were a bit warmer that day and the entire engineer crew agreed to the launch, there still would have been a disaster.

      This was not a case of "you should have listened to the engineers" and it most CERTAINLY was not a case of the engineers being right. It was a tragedy, plain and simple, and any finger-pointing about the affair only shows how naive you are.

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    37. Re:Oddly familiar by zerofret · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side. At least this Nasa Management screw-up didn't require body bags.

  7. Anti-Sat Weapon Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this a Anti-Sat Weapon Test?

    ~AC

    1. Re:Anti-Sat Weapon Test? by Ruie · · Score: 1
      It wasn't called *DART* for nothing you know.. Even the article mentions this:

      Last month, NASA said it won't release the investigative board's full 70-page report, citing sensitive information protected by International Traffic in Arms Regulations.

  8. In other words by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 1

    this rendezvous was a sort of "blind date".

  9. First application by RM6f9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not hampered by engineering degree, can tell difference between "toward" and "away from" - will work for same 6 figure salary previous position holder was receiving...

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    1. Re:First application by hcob$ · · Score: 1

      Heh, it takes alot of engineering to even get the vehicle that close to target in question. Not to mention actully causing a guided impact. So, while you can tell forwards and backwards. Can you sucessfully target an object moving in space(at the velocity needed to maintain orbit) and create a direct impact?? Also, it had to tell backwards and forwards at some point to manuever into a position to be able to impact the satellite...

      While everyone will joke about the "I'm better than these engineers cause I can tell backwards from forwards!", few people will realize the difficulty in getting the satellite and ship to come together in a wonderfully sad impact... even with a main sensor malfunctioning.

      And as a side note.... most engineers DON'T make 6-figure salaries unless they are very senior.

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    2. Re:First application by Splab · · Score: 1

      "And as a side note.... most engineers DON'T make 6-figure salaries unless they are very senior."

      That depends on the currency, most engineers around here make 6-figure salaries...

    3. Re:First application by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      It'd take me awhile to work out the math of a 3-body problem (I haven't used the calculus I learned in high school since class, 20-plus years ago), but I could do it. Granted, they got it to impact, "even with main sensor failing" - where the hell were the backup sensors, or the error-checking guidance control systems? Or, for that matter, the remote overrides?

      I've seen the griping that goes on, as engineers blame under-educated management for pushing sloppy product out before it's good, management thinking that engineering PhD = wizard, and so on ad nauseum, but:
      As long as they're investing *my* tax dollars, I'd like to be able to get a little less "bang" for the bucks... It's sad really, in that results like these actually might be used to justify reducing funding still further, under the assumption that such compounded errors and other-than-optimal results shouldn't be rewarded with throwing good money after bad on further such projects...

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    4. Re:First application by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      And as a side note.... most engineers DON'T make 6-figure salaries unless they are very senior.

      Certainly not NASA engineers or any other government engineer on the GS pay scale (I know, I've been there) but outside of government, nearly all of my engineer friends are in their early thirties and are close to the six figure salary range.

      I think it's just a sign of inflation. When I'm 50, I'd need to make $250,000+ to have an equivalant salary of a senior engineer who is 50 years old making $150,000 now.

  10. ABC News is never the best choice by caryw · · Score: 4, Informative

    Offical NASA writeup available here: http://patriot.net/~cary/slashdot/dart_mishap.html

    Made from original PDF available here: http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/148072main_DART_mishap_ove rview.pdf

    (I hate PDF's for simple text things like this)

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  11. yeah, but... by macadamia_harold · · Score: 1

    DART's main sensor mistakenly believed it was flying away from the satellite when it was actually moving 5 feet per second toward it, investigators found.

    Yeah, but did it find Sarah Connor?

    1. Re:yeah, but... by jordank2001 · · Score: 1

      It'll be back...

  12. Maybe ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    ... they should not have ignored those "compare of signed with unsigned" warnings ...

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  13. Oh boy by uberchicken · · Score: 1

    How crushed would you feel watching all that happen from so far away, and being utterly helpless?

    It's bad enough with regular software, but someone somewhere is having a huge Homer "DOH!" moment..

    I feel for ya..

    1. Re:Oh boy by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      How crushed would you feel watching all that happen from so far away, and being utterly helpless?

      Less crushed than the satellite, I'd imagine.

      Seriously though, exploration is often accompanied by mistakes. The important thing is that they can analyse the problem and fix it; what I find depressing is the doubt NASA's culture is geared to that at the moment.

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  14. Google's plan to kill Dilbert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  15. Kennedy Space Center DART? by dotslashdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a subsequent news conference, DART claimed it did not remember hitting on the target after being spaced out on AMBIEN, a method it used to help it sleep(500s) before its launch from Kennedy Space Center. DART claimed that it got several bytes to eat before drinking a cup of Java and collecting its garbage. Upon introspection DART agreed that, despite its name, hitting on the target showed little Class despite the size of its Package.

  16. In a related story... by dummyname12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...NASA has finally set aside a portion of its budget for the hiring of a trombone player to lighten the mood after each disasterous miscalculation with a well-timed "waaah WAAAAAAAAH."

    1. Re:In a related story... by morie · · Score: 1

      At least someone playing the trombone should be familiar with the concepts "towards" and "away from"

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    2. Re:In a related story... by WalletBoy · · Score: 1

      Feline AIDS is the No. 1 killer of domestic cats.

      meow MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    3. Re:In a related story... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      ...NASA has finally set aside a portion of its budget for the hiring of a trombone player to lighten the mood after each disasterous miscalculation with a well-timed "waaah WAAAAAAAAH."

      Close, they just need to open source their code. As in this case:

      --- nav.c 2005-04-20 04:20:00.000000000 -0400
      +++ nav_new.c 2006-05-18 03:00:11.000000000 -0400
      @@ -403,7 +403,7 @@

      -if (!moving_towards_satellite) {
      +if (moving_towards_satellite) {
                move_away();
        }


      Simple logic error that would have been caught if open sourced, right?

  17. Away, towards, what's the difference? by Centurix · · Score: 1

    This is space man, where up is down and inches are metric. You just know it'll end in tears.

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    1. Re:Away, towards, what's the difference? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Good point! It's not like this is rocket science.

      Er, wait . . .

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    2. Re:Away, towards, what's the difference? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Inches have been metric since before man landed on the moon, in fact for about as long as NASA itself has existed.

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    3. Re:Away, towards, what's the difference? by Centurix · · Score: 1

      Wha? Am i reading the right article there? Where does it say inches are part of the metric system? SI!=USCU?

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    4. Re:Away, towards, what's the difference? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I didn't say (or mean to imply) that it was part of the SI system. I simply meant that the inch is defined in terms of the metric system ("One inch international measure is exactly 25.4 millimeters, while one inch U.S. survey measure is defined so that 39.37 inches is exactly 1 meter.").

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    5. Re:Away, towards, what's the difference? by Centurix · · Score: 1

      ah, getcha. was thinking there was some humor lost on me somewhere.

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  18. whoops by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

    I support NASA, but they have had a run of stupid mistakes lately. For example the whole meters to feet conversion problem. Yes everyone makes mistakes, I know, but NASA is supposed to be the best and the brightest. You would think that when dealing with such expensive equiptment they woulod check and re-check, and even methemtically prove the correctness of their programs. Sloppy programming from me or you on some spreadsheet app is bad, but not unexpected, but I have higher standards for NASA.

  19. Could this be due to? by Don_dumb · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Budget and time constraints?
    I know it is fashionable to highlight the usual NASA-related budget cuts but a quote from TFA
    Investigators also raised issues with the mission's management style, saying that lack of training and experience caused the DART design team to shun expert advice. They also found that internal checks and balances were inadequate in uncovering the mission's shortcomings"
    This to me sounds like an underfunded team rushing to meet deadlines. Or were they just simply unlucky/inept?
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    1. Re:Could this be due to? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Give this a read. It doesn't say much about budget constraints, but it does point to a lack of testing on last minute changes due to the pressure to meet the launch date. Also, I think that reading between the lines a bit would indicate that there was a definite ept shortage on the team.

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  20. Oops! by robbiedo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Oops! I took down email servers down on three contintents due to a DNS error back in the day. Oops! For the curious it was a contract job for for a division of a large Japanese company, and there was some confusion on resposibilities for the DNS servers However, they like real apologies when someone screws up. They were actually planning to have me go on a corporate jet to Japan to apologize profusely to the company CEO. My boss told them to go do something very difficult to themselves. American arrogance at its best!

    1. Re:Oops! by QMO · · Score: 1

      So, because of your arrogant boss you missed out on a free (short) vacation to Japan?
      A little groveling sure looks a lot cheaper to me than the prices you find on Travelocity.

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  21. Where's that ruler? by Whiteox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you sure? Is that 5 feet per second or 5 metres per second?

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    1. Re:Where's that ruler? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      And are those meters in feet or what?

    2. Re:Where's that ruler? by cordt · · Score: 1

      Five feet per second or five meters per second? Heck, that's slow pitch speeds. Why not just equip the satellites with a Louisville Slugger? (Aluminum, not wood. The thrusters must be detrimental to the integrity of the wood.) That'll really knock 'em out of the park.

    3. Re:Where's that ruler? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Hey maybe NASA is using their own non-imperial, non-SI or non-US measurement system!
      If 5 feet/sec = -1.52400 m/s then is 10 ft/s = -3.048 m/s?

      Now somewhere in Paris, there is a bar exactly 1 metre long kept at 20 degrees Celsius. It's defined as "the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meter

      Now 1 foot = 1 third of the distance between the tip of King Henry's thumb on his outstretched hand, all the way to his nose, (or otherwise it's his shoe size). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(unit_of_length)

      So if I was going to build a space vehicle to dock with a satellite, I would use metres instead of King Henry's shoe and I would also:

      * Check the software program
      * Review negative number theory
      * Make sure we approach it from the right direction so we're catching up to it and not crashing into it
      * Blame someone else in case it fails.

      and... find out if I can throw a size 12 shoe to cover a distance of 1.524 metres in 1 second. I bet I can!

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  22. Queue the obligatory... by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

    Queue the obligatory unit conversion jokes.

    Being an ignorant Imperialist on this subject, I have to ask: are SI units in the opposite direction? I mean, when you convert from feet to meters, does it switch directions?

    Or does, like, SI seconds = negative Imperial seconds?

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    1. Re:Queue the obligatory... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      10 feet =~ 3 meters
      No signs changing or anything. Unless you happen to work at the magical kingdom of NASA ofcourse.

    2. Re:Queue the obligatory... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1
      From the MIB report:

      In summary, the persistent, inaccurate, navigational information that caused DART's premature retirement resulted from a combination of: 1) an initial, unacceptable, calculated difference between DART's estimated and measured position that triggered a software reset; 2) the introduction of an uncorrected, erroneous velocity measurement into the calculation scheme; 3) a navigational software design that was overly-sensitive to erroneous data; and 4) the use of incorrect gain control in the calculation scheme.
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    3. Re:Queue the obligatory... by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      well as they were probably working on relative positions then a unit conversion error could of placed the satelite in the wrong place.

  23. From the "DART" link: by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    DART Seeks its Target
    NASA launches a DART to target an orbiting bull's-eye.


    Given the objective, I don't see the problem here. Way to go, guys!

  24. But the worst news are... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    That after having pushed the orbiting satellite at 5 feet per second,
    investigators found that the robotic shover space probe is heading toward earth to protect your grandmother from the Terrible Secret of Space.
    Last message recieved from the robotic space probe was :
    " Please go stand by the stairs, so I can protect you... "

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  25. mistaken beliefs of velocity by MisterLawyer · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...mistakenly believed it was flying away from the satellite when it was actually moving 5 feet per second toward it, investigators found."

    Same thing happened to me and the garage door when I was 14 years old backing my dad's Buick out of the driveway.

    He didn't let me drive it again until I was 18.

  26. NASA: Get rid of design by management by Morgaine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As long as scientists and engineers are cogs in an organizational structure in which management tells them what to do, they will often produce crap, no matter how many PhDs there are in their midst. This is the case even when those managers were once brilliant technical engineers and scientists, because perceptions and priorities change when you switch into a management role.

    This little episode was just another in a long line of screwups, and it won't be the last under current organizational models. Doing technical things can't be done properly unless insightful scientists and engineers are free of constraints on their insight, allowed to bypass the directional controls that management so loves, uninhibited from pointing our core problems in fear of their careers, and totally unshackled from the demands of time management.

    Yes, I know that most managers would call this "anarchy", but therein lies the problem: by eliminating that alleged anarchy, you are also sacrificing the best that people can offer, just to make your life easier. Well, perhaps it's stating the blindingly obvious, but making management's life easy is not central to exploring the stars.

    NASA's problem is the same one that permeates all technical industries, but in NASA's case the mishaps are just very public. I don't expect anything to change, but there is no doubting what the general problem is.

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  27. Let me look at the source a sec... by Tribbles · · Score: 1

    Oh - it's meant to be less than zero.

    1. Re:Let me look at the source a sec... by igny · · Score: 1

      The danger of using the unsigned double

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  28. Re:"That's no moon..." by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "Reply to: "That's no moon..." "...that's a (boink!)"

    Scientific progress goes boink??

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  29. The Article Says it all by NcF · · Score: 1
    I think the article might just say it best on this subject: (emphasis mine)
    Investigators also raised issues with the mission's management style, saying that lack of training and experience caused the DART design team to shun expert advice. They also found that internal checks and balances were inadequate in uncovering the mission's shortcomings.
    Although poorly worded, I do not believe that it's approiate to shun *any* advice on such a high-profile job.
  30. Re:Disband NASA by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 2, Funny
    NASA is a dinosaur and should either be put down or evolve by embrace privately funded initiatives.
    Or maybe they should just upgrade to the latest version of Microsoft Office.
  31. New Math Sucks! Let's Raise the Stakes! by 70Bang · · Score: 1, Troll



    We've got a history established where people taught -> new math -> students who taught -> new math -> students -> ... -> current engineers and we're seeing plenty of problems with meters|feet, up|down, left|right, top|bottom (whilst we're at it, let's just interchange all of the quark properties) with some very expensive toy$. This likely includes plenty of [relatively] smaller pricetag$ (yet still bad enough - on a scale of "defense contractor bad"). Ye, NA$A still wants us to throw money at them as though it's coming off of a broken photocopier which won't stop printing. ("We promise we'll use a few more decimal points and be more careful next time!") There's no accountability until so much money has been wasted it would produce such a clog in a pipe Roto-Rooter would rather go out of business than take on. Perhaps the only space activities can be those which have a human involved, even for token purposes? That seems to be the only time space-type activities are taken seriously.

    Launch an astronaut (no monkeys or dogs), watch soomething happen, splashdown. It sounds like waste, but when someone's life is at stake, it seems to force them to keep their eye on the ballgame (not just the ball). Otherwise, they try to maneuver hardware as though it's a mechanical erector set-based gaming system shown at E3 with no consequences...they can just hit the [reset] button when they smurf up (aka "give us some more money so we can practice some more"). When it's just hardware, success amounts to lots of geeks & nerds jumping up & down, toastinig with double-strength kool-aid, then taking turns to run to the bathroom to stroke off. Besides, there are lots of people looking to hit space, and there'd be no dearth of volunteers to keep NA$A honest. When there's a risk (which there wasn't in this case), they'll be careful (not more careful). Think of it as akin to packing your own parachute. If you have something at stake, really at stake, you tend to be a bit more paranoid about your work.

    1. Re:New Math Sucks! Let's Raise the Stakes! by elrond2003 · · Score: 1

      So we announce to the engineering and management team that one of them (chosen the day before launch) is going to ride the rocket. That should keep them interested.

    2. Re:New Math Sucks! Let's Raise the Stakes! by floop · · Score: 1

      My god! Dr. Bronner is alive and posting on /.

  32. This Island Earth by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "A robotic NASA spacecraft designed to rendezvous with an orbiting satellite instead crashed into its target."

    NASA was able to extract the satellite that was deeply embedded into the ship's hull using the M.A.N.O.S. manipulator system. The extraction appeared successful until the M.A.N.O.S. manipulators let the satellite go free. In a Bugs Bunny'esque fashion, the satellite hovered for a moment before it suddenly plummeted into the Earth's atmosphere. NASA wouldn't reveal any details about which satellite had burned up in the atmosphere, but insiders have hinted that it was a powerful telescope.

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  33. Top Down Design? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    One wonders if this failure is due to a design philosophy similar to the top down design that has doomed the shuttle.

    From the Feynman report:

    The usual way that such engines are designed (for military or civilian aircraft) may be called the component system, or bottom-up design. First it is necessary to thoroughly understand the properties and limitations of the materials to be used (for turbine blades, for example), and tests are begun in experimental rigs to determine those. With this knowledge larger component parts (such as bearings) are designed and tested individually. As deficiencies and design errors are noted they are corrected and verified with further testing. Since one tests only parts at a time these tests and modifications are not overly expensive. Finally one works up to the final design of the entire engine, to the necessary specifications. There is a good chance, by this time that the engine will generally succeed, or that any failures are easily isolated and analyzed because the failure modes, limitations of materials, etc., are so well understood. There is a very good chance that the modifications to the engine to get around the final difficulties are not very hard to make, for most of the serious problems have already been discovered and dealt with in the earlier, less expensive, stages of the process.

    The Space Shuttle Main Engine was handled in a different manner, top down, we might say. The engine was designed and put together all at once with relatively little detailed preliminary study of the material and components. Then when troubles are found in the bearings, turbine blades, coolant pipes, etc., it is more expensive and difficult to discover the causes and make changes. For example, cracks have been found in the turbine blades of the high pressure oxygen turbopump. Are they caused by flaws in the material, the effect of the oxygen atmosphere on the properties of the material, the thermal stresses of startup or shutdown, the vibration and stresses of steady running, or mainly at some resonance at certain speeds, etc.? How long can we run from crack initiation to crack failure, and how does this depend on power level? Using the completed engine as a test bed to resolve such questions is extremely expensive. One does not wish to lose an entire engine in order to find out where and how failure occurs. Yet, an accurate knowledge of this information is essential to acquire a confidence in the engine reliability in use. Without detailed understanding, confidence can not be attained.

    A further disadvantage of the top-down method is that, if an understanding of a fault is obtained, a simple fix, such as a new shape for the turbine housing, may be impossible to implement without a redesign of the entire engine.
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    1. Re:Top Down Design? by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      Isn't that how babage designed his mechanical computer each part seperately then when it was all put together it didn't work because there was to much friction.

    2. Re:Top Down Design? by LS · · Score: 1

      Isn't Feynman a physicist and not an engineer? His argument seems to have a lot of handwaving and no actual direct connections between his claims and how they will achieve results. Top-down or bottom-up design are both over-simplifications and will both result in difficulties. Top-down really boils down to looking at the whole of a system, and bottom-up really means looking at its parts. As the nature of human perception and thus reality is dualistic, both the whole and its parts must be considered in design. The best approach depends on the problem, and for sufficiently complex problems a fractal mix of top-down and bottom-up design with iterative prototyping is usually the way to go, instead of lazily leaning on a simplistic model.

      LS

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    3. Re:Top Down Design? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think it's you who is oversimplifying. Bottom up design isn't just like writing code with no formalized spec in mind. Of course you need to design a specification. Of course you come up with a set of requirements. A "pure" bottom up design philosophy is absurd (unless you are doing a-life experiments). You might as well have an infinite amount of monkeys randomly putting things together.

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    4. Re:Top Down Design? by LS · · Score: 1

      Ok, so to make the implicit assumption that there's a lot more complexity of thought beneath his general statement, let's take his example: There's a problem with the turbine blades of the high pressure oxygen turbopump. He describes how the problem could be solved for example by changing the shape, which would have been easy to do before designing the engine but not afterwards. So this kind of weakens what you say about needing a design specification. Even if there was a design, how would you know about this problem before the engine was as a whole to be tested. Yes, you can find some problems by looking at materials and individual components, but testing the whole unit would flush out a significant number of problems that come from component interactions.

      If I understand what you are saying though, it sounds like you agree with me - both the bottom-up and top-down approach are necessary in the real world. What are you suggesting that Feynman is saying? That they should "lean" towards bottom-up design? What would that mean in practice?

      LS

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  34. Bullseye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    To summarize a satelite targeting robot called DART designed to intercept satelites, launched from Vandenberg Air Force base (un?)successfully knocket out the satelite it was targetting, and they wont release the investigative report because of international traffic in arms regulations. Hmm, sounds like a good result for the star wars weapons team.

  35. Re:Disband NASA by necaris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have *you* got $110 million in spare cash to throw at space research?

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  36. luck? by KeiserSoze · · Score: 1

    Unless there was only one variable at fault, the odds of a collision in space would be (for lack of a better pun) astronomical. So while they might have wasted money, at the end of the day the proverbial needle-in-a-haystack collision is well worth bragging about.

    1. Re:luck? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Yep. There was. A single bit, direction of speed vector. Same as in the original Murphy's case, accelerometer working backwards.

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  37. It comes as no surprise... by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    ... that the project name for the orbiting satellite was Balanced Orbit Autonomous Rondezvous Drone.

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  38. More info... by jginspace · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This all happened on April 15 2005. A better write-up here: http://www.space.com/news/060516_dart_mishap_updat e.html. And here's the Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DART_(spacecraft)

    The satellite it crashed into was defunct. From Wikipedia: "The goal was to develop and demonstrate an automated navigation and rendezvous capability in a NASA spacecraft. Currently, only the Russian Space Agency and JAXA have autonomous space craft navigation.".

    Interesting snippet: "NASA has said the official 70-page report will not be publicly released because it contains sensitive material protected by International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR)".

    This was planned as a "high-risk*, low-budget" mission and I'm sure they learned a lot. (* I suppose high-risk in terms of likelihood of meeting up with the target, not of collateral damage.)

    1. Re:More info... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Lots and lots of space stuff is ITAR sensitive. It's not nearly as restrictive as classification. I taught an onsite 3D animation class at an aerospace firm where all the example files were ITAR-sensitive, and just had to sign a statement that I was a US citizen. It was an issue because the author of the renderer they were using had been flown in from Europe at the same time, and he couldn't look at any of the files they were having trouble with.

  39. Welcome to the Land of Total Incompetence by hardcorejon · · Score: 1
    Citing security concerns, the full 70 page accident report was not released. But even the censored 10-page summary is pretty damning. Complete public report is here:
    http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=20605

    Some gems:
    ...examination of raw test data and performance of independent tests of some flight components by the government insight team were defined by NASA project management to be "out-of-scope."
    ...
    In DART's case, the lack of adequate risk management contributed to a zero- fault tolerant design and inadequate testing that resulted in an insufficient collision avoidance system, among other things....


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  40. NASA should put funding into testing by anzev · · Score: 1

    Taking a look at list of bugs for space exploration and particuallry things like Mars Climate Orbiter I wonder how NASA could make so many mistakes in their software. It seems that no mission actually goes as planned without a computer glitch that is mission-threatning.

    In contrast to, for example, the Shuttle, which has had only a few computer failures, and none of them fatal, it's hard for me to understand why they pay so little attention to testing these systems. I mean, maybe there are no lives at stake, but that doesn't give them the right to forget about testing it and probably letting some junior programmer write the algorithm. Then we get stupidities like:

    String s = new String("");
    if(a == "some text comparison")

    ... and the likes of. Or someone forgetting the metric conversion, I mean, hello, that should be checked! The software should have run first inside a simulator run! Only then should it be deployed onto the device.

  41. Shouldn't have named it DART by jsse · · Score: 1

    "The inaccurate perception of its distance and speed ... prevented DART from taking effective action to avoid a collision," the summary said.

    Next time, DUCK!!!1!

  42. Ah, acronyms! by rubicon7 · · Score: 1

    DART: "Demonstration for Autonomous Rendezvous Technology"

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    ARROW: "Automated Ruination of Rather Old Warbird"

    JAVELIN: "Just Another Very Expensive Lesson In Navigation"

    BULLET: "Bravado is an Unfortunate Liability, Limiting Effective Targeting"

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  43. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This is actually year old happening. News is that Nasa finally made public report about it.

  44. Re:Disband NASA by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, the faulty design was due to the screw ups of a private contractor, so there goes your "private sector" argument.

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  45. Pentium Processor ? by dapprman · · Score: 1

    Always wondered what happened to the original batch. perhaps now we know ....

  46. Re:Disband NASA by xoyoyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Snore. And out come the free enterprise loonies. The only trouble with your argument is that free enterprise is already perfectly able to indulge in space exploration and, well, hasn't. You can rent time on a launch pad, you can rent space in a rocket. There are many excellent engineering companies who can build more or less any satellite or other space craft you want. But there's no return on doing anything more ambitious than communications satellite. What exactly is the private sector going to do with a Mars probe, say? Sell ad hoardings on the side? (Didn't Beagle II do this?) It's better to regard what NASA and ESA do as a public infrastructure project rather than as competition for private enterprise. The work NASA is doing (mostly competently) is more like building the channel tunnel than a profit-based business. We tried building the tunnel through the private sector, but Eurotunnel has been bailed out by the giovernment and the banks so many times that it's actually ended up costing us far more than it would have done if we'd done it the old fashioned way, even assuming the usual obscene project over-run costs of a public project.

  47. Shines so much I'm blinded... by scdeimos · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My favourite quote is from NASA's NASA "Darts" Into Space [RealMedia video, sorry] video on the DART mission home page:
    DART is NASA's shining example of technology that will move the Agency towards safer, more reliable and affordable access to space.
    It could well have done that, if only it had worked.
  48. Should have found a way to use LAWN DART by xlation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Low-budget
    Assembly
    Without
    Navigaion...

  49. Re:"That's no moon..." by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Scientific progress goes boink??

    It took years and hundreds of millions of dollars to replace "clunk". You don't think we can achieve Star Wars grade sound effect technology in space overnight, surely?

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  50. Great Progress! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Glad to see the Hekawi tribe has entered the space age.

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  51. DART's mission was a success by nicvsor · · Score: 1

    Bull's Eye!

  52. how is this different from Progress ? by fantomas · · Score: 1

    How is DART different from Progress (the Soyus based supply ship)? I thought Progress carried out automated docking to the ISS?

    1. Re:how is this different from Progress ? by rtz · · Score: 2, Informative

      One big difference is that Progress needs guidance beacons on the ISS, DART is supposed to be self-contained, able to dock using only it's own sensors.

    2. Re:how is this different from Progress ? by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      Progress didn't take out its docking target.

  53. Re:NASA: Get rid of design by management by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With no structure, they would never convince congress to give them any money. It's good when unstructured research happens, but structured, result-oriented research is always going to be ablt to get more funding.

    NASA is clearly poorly managed, but it seems to me that the solution is good management, not no management at all. Of course, I have no idea how to actually implement good management.

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  54. Why did the spacecraft crash into the satellite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    a) It had a crush
    b) It shouted "stop", but sound doesnt travel in space
    c) ...?

  55. Well, it is rocket science by smchris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But since it was a $110 million project anyway, couldn't the software have been tested in simulation first?

    I understand the article says:

    "Unbeknownst to engineers at the time, DART's main sensor mistakenly believed it was flying away from the satellite when it was actually moving 5 feet per second toward it, investigators found."

    1. Is this just sloppy writing blaming a piece of hardware for a software problem?

    2. If the sensor contained significant logic, would it have been that hard to test whether it correctly registered retreat and advancement?

    3. Or an interface screwup between the main program and the sensor logic like confusing yards and meters? (And no test of the complete system?)

    In any case it might well demonstrate the results when you shoot something up and see what happens without development adequate to the complexity.

    1. Re:Well, it is rocket science by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      But since it was a $110 million project anyway, couldn't the software have been tested in simulation first?
      It almost certainly was.

      But a word of advice from someone who has actually spent hundreds of hours in real simulators and trainers: Simulation doesn't always work.

  56. Re:"That's no moon..." by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

    Standard progression. Starts off mechanical (clunk), goes to functional (silence), goes to asthetically pleasing (boink). It'll finish with some kind of futuristic lasery noise (pew?), you mark my words.

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  57. Re:Disband NASA by Detritus · · Score: 1

    Trolls should be put down or sterilized.

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  58. Re:Disband NASA by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Interesting
    But there's no return on doing anything more ambitious than communications satellite.

    Sort of true. The real issue is that the return on investment is: A) long-term and B) not easy to monopolize. Without the Apollo program, our computers might still be room-sized behemoths. Unfortunately, corporate America is not interested in any return on investment that is going to take more than a few quarters to be realized. And if the benefits of basic research also accrue to a companies' competitors, the company is unlikely to fund the research.

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  59. Re:They don't call it... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1, Funny

    The satellite was actually shot by a CIA agent standing on a grassy knoll.

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  60. Re:Disband NASA by flosofl · · Score: 1

    Detritus:

    Trolls should be put down or sterilized.


    Does anyone else find that funny? Or do I read too much Pratchett? (as if)

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  61. ouch! by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

    man - someone's insurance premiums are going to be scary after paying for this fender bender!

  62. When did the actual crash happen? by RandoX · · Score: 1

    The report was just released, how long ago did the crash occur? Also, think we could use this technique to get the ISS back into a higher orbit?

  63. Such are the sensors in robots by Xiph · · Score: 1

    Ack, i can only say that my experience with robotics tells me that it's hopeless to trust just one sensor, when dealing with a robot.
    I far too well remember spending countless of hours before realizing, that when i got too close, or too far away, the sensor would start reporting its result wrongly; it couldn't tell the difference between 2 cm, 30 cm, and 4 m. creating a function to help it realize what it had done, based on previous measurements helped, but was still a bad solution. getting extra sensors, that had different range problems solved it. The point being, ARRRR ROBOTS! don't trust anything they tell you, and don't trust their programming, especially if you coded it yourself. That being said, working with robots is fun, and if you haven't tried it, you should.

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  64. Ignorance of engineering practices by mark_jabroni · · Score: 3, Informative
    It really bothers me to hear this, as an engineer. I hate listening to the media about stuff like this, because they have absolutely no knowledge of engineering methods, and they don't seem care.

    Anyway, on a big scary program, here's how these sorts of problems are spotted :

    1. Mid or low-level engineers spot potential problems
    2. They then tell engineering leadership that they are worried about a particular problem.
    3. Engineering leadership and/or management then (either informally or through a process called "risk managment") decides whether or not the problem should be addressed.

    Step #3 is about as important as step #1, because you absolutely cannot fix every problem. There's neither the time, nor the money.

    Something else to keep in mind : if I spotted a problem that would surely doom my project, and can't get engineering leadership/management to agree with me, I should share some of the blame.

    1. Re:Ignorance of engineering practices by tzanger · · Score: 1

      Something else to keep in mind : if I spotted a problem that would surely doom my project, and can't get engineering leadership/management to agree with me, I should share some of the blame.

      I beg your pardon?

      If I bring an issue up and explain its ramifications and make sure everyone is very much aware of what is at stake and my manager decides that the chance of failure is too small to worry about fixing the issue, how exactly should I be sharing the blame? I did my job; I documented that I did my job. I am clearly not in the wrong here.

    2. Re:Ignorance of engineering practices by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      I would think that the negative PR NASA engenders over every mistake big and small - and in particular the disproportionately negative PR it received over the loss of the shuttles in comparison to the many successful missions gone unnoticed over the years - would mean that they of all people would indeed try to fix *every* problem, and err more on the side of "let's try to fix it" rather than "let's pick and choose our battles." They have so much more to lose than even large civil engineering firms if, say, a bridge or building collapses.

    3. Re:Ignorance of engineering practices by mark_jabroni · · Score: 1
      I would guess that fixing every problem would eventually lead you to ...

      1. see a ten or possibly even hundred-fold increase in time and money (which means we would be hitting the moon about now) A lot of things we do now would have to be thrown away.
      2. many projects wouldn't even get completed, because of risks that couldn't be fully eliminated. Not to mention that fixing things adds complexity, and complexity adds more problems.
  65. A day late and a dollar short by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As usual, just a bit behind the times.

    And yes, I had the box checked so it would be considered for posting.

    It's a curse being ahead of the curve.

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  66. crashed? by lobsterGun · · Score: 1


    More like nudged.

    5 (feet per second) = 3.4 miles per hour

  67. Re:Disband NASA by GreggBz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, Yawn. I'm all for the X-Prize and private endeavors into spaceflight, but really, what's been acomplished? They are decades behind. Last I heard, Space Ship One barely managed to reach a sub-orbital altitude and return safely. This is comporable to what the X-15 did in 1960 and is so far removed from the complexety of a single shuttle mission (not to mention Apollo) that it's totally outragous to think the private sector is somehow doing better because they didn't screw it up.. Actually, they did screw it up, just not enough to kill anyone. Besides Rutan, everyone else is still doing test fire's or has had their unmanned rocket explode on the launch pad. It will be a long while before they can reach orbit relatively safely and repeatadly. Will they make less mistakes on their way there? No but that's ok because space is really hard. Meanwhile, NASA has contributed an enourmous amount to planatary scinece and space exploration in the past decades despite seemingly wary public support and a dimished budget. It really is amazing what they've accomplished. Their paradigm has been rightly adjusted to focus on science and exploration. They pursue one of the noblest of human endeavors (and if you don't understand why science and understanding the universe is noble, well..) and in my mind are pretty detached from political and corporate bullshit and burracracy. To bad some of you don't want to pay attention.

  68. In a recent statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    NASA mission control say they now regret ordering the craft to extend its robotic arms over its sensors and turn in complete circles 3 times.

  69. Three words: by MacEnvy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Military-Industrial Complex.

    If you think Boeing, Raytheon, and Lockheed are merely private contractors, you've not been paying attention. They are as integrated into the current system as they can be while still retaining the title of "corporation". This is part of what Eisenhower was warning us about - when the private sector controls and influences the public sector in an industry, they become intermingled in ways that do not inspire greatness. And it becomes dangerous for the autonomy of the state from private control.

    NASA, while purportedly a civilian agency, is obviously tremendously influenced by not only the military but also those private contractors. It's pretty amazing that Scaled Composited was able to even get a bid in on the recent manned capsule designs - and they almost didn't. Notice that their proposal wasn't accepted, though. Whether it wasn't as good (doubtful) or whether there are other barriers to entry (probable) is up for debate.

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    1. Re:Three words: by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Point well taken. This goes to the argument that the problem isn't merely one of management, but if the culture as a whole, and it goes beyond NASA to the very rotten core of Washington, D.C. And until we can limit the corruption in Washington, management change at NASA is going to be nothing more than window dressing.

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    2. Re:Three words: by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      If you think Boeing, Raytheon, and Lockheed are merely private contractors, you've not been paying attention.

      Good point - just the other day I was looking at one of the spy agencies' website to see what they listed about a certain capability and I downloaded a Word .DOC from their 'about us' section attached to a "What is the TLA?" link - and being a spy agency I was curious if they'd webbug the document. So I strings'ed the file and besides learning some new stuff about Adobe's unique-image tracking platform, I found that the .DOC was done by someone in one of those big contractors' IT department. Word conveniently includes the username; either useful for a social engineering effort or a great honeypot for such.

      Anyway, it was a 1-page simple document that you'd expect to be done by an on-staff PR person, but it was outsourced as you describe.

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  70. DART by satirenine · · Score: 1

    I guess the name fits.

  71. A programming error caused it by SammoJ · · Score: 2, Informative
    From http://patriot.net/~cary/slashdot/dart_mishap.html :

    In DART's case, the MIB determined that the first cause for its premature retirement occurred when the estimated and measured positions differed to such a degree that the software executed a computational "reset." By design, this reset caused DART to discard its estimated position and speed and restart those estimates using measurements from the primary GPS receiver.

    Careful examination of the software code revealed that upon reset, the velocity measurement from the primary GPS receiver was introduced back into the software's calculations of the spacecraft's estimated position and speed. If the measured velocity had been sufficiently accurate, the calculations would have converged and resulted in correct navigational solutions. However, DART's primary GPS receiver consistently produced a measured velocity that was offset or "biased" about 0.6 meters per second from what it should have been. This had the unfortunate effect of causing the calculations, which were being performed autonomously, to once again diverge until the difference became unacceptable to the pre-programmed computer logic. Once the limit as to how much the calculations could differ was reached, the software executed another reset. As a result, this cycle of diverging calculations followed by a software reset occurred about once every three minutes throughout the mission. These continual resets caused the incorrect navigational data that prompted excessive thruster firings and the higher than expected fuel usage.

    Too many pre-programmed resets to the wrong data. Oops. I guess one small thing can cause a whole mission to fail! If you read the report though the rest of the mission was pretty succesful. You would have though they would build in some sort of fail safe ground control method though when there's millions of dollars worth of equipment at stake?

  72. Solidly Built? by SirCyn · · Score: 1

    Anybody else notice that it was only moving 3.4mph (5.5km/h).
    That doesn't sound very fast to me.
    I'll admit I don't know how space craft are built,
    but I wouldn't think that would do terrible damage.
    Or am I missing something?

    1. Re:Solidly Built? by davidc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damage depends on the speed *and mass* of the robot, doesn't it?

      Try driving your car into a fire hydrant at 3.4 mph and see what that does to the bumper...

    2. Re:Solidly Built? by yeremein · · Score: 1

      The speed is measured as a difference between the two objects. It is not an absolute speed.

      Your point being?

      In a collision, the relative speed of the objects is what's important. If you're going 100mph on the highway and bump into a car in front of you that's going 99mph, then little damage will occur. But if you hit a stopped car at 100mph, it's a whole different story.

      For that matter, there's no such thing as an absolute speed...

  73. ON paper, ON screen by Nichole_knc · · Score: 1

    "Well, it looked good in the prints and the computer sim went flawless.." Strange how things get lost in translation.

  74. Right. The Lord of the Flies system is much better by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Doing technical things can't be done properly unless insightful scientists and engineers are free of constraints on their insight, allowed to bypass the directional controls that management so loves, uninhibited from pointing our core problems in fear of their careers, and totally unshackled from the demands of time management.

    Right, because management by committee and fistfight works so much better. We're not talking about one-man research projects, here. We're talking about things that cost hundreds of millions of dollars and require thousands of people to execute. Do you really know enough brilliant engineers that will all work together on Mars-sized projects while "totally unshackled from the demands of time management" to create anything on a schedule that will actually line up with unforgiving orbital mechanics?

    These projects have to be designed and built in a (typical) evironment where people die, get married, get sick, and otherwise come and go from projects. Which Alpha Nerd are you going to point to in order to keep things moving along? How will you actually demonstrate any sort of accountability to the citizens that actually PAY for this stuff if there's no management to string up? Do you really mean that you'd rather the brilliant engineers lose their jobs when something flames out? Because it is going to happen, whether an engineer manages the project or a manager manages the project. It's for sure going to happen if no one manages the project. On the other hand, unshackling people from any time management constraints will actually ensure that nothing ever gets done, so at least that way nothing will ever crash and burn... except for what's left of public support for the space program.

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  75. Re:Disband NASA by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Yet again NASA prove that they should no longer be in charge of the western worlds space exploration. This is another example of why the private sector should be allowed prosper with it's own plans and designs. As the X-prize has shown, NASA is a dinosaur and should either be put down or evolve by embrace privately funded initiatives.

    So you trust private corporations with safety more than an elected government? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying either is any good, but I was under the impression that mega-corps were evil and the government is the answer all our problems. Just trying to stay on the same page as everyone else.

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  76. Guess they hired this guy by ezzewezza · · Score: 1

    Guess they hired this guy:

    <Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
    <bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

    (source)

  77. Another Classic Spacecraft Operations Screw-up by starfire-1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are a lot of posts concerning NASA, management, the Military-Industrial complex. As someone who has watched the decay of spacecraft operations, I can confidently tell you that much of it has to do with contracting and paychecks.

    Quick review: Spacecraft programs contain a number of stages, e.g. design, integration and test, launch, etc. The last stage is Operations. There used to be a day when all stages were properly funded and for Operations, this meant 24/7 console staffing, dynamic simulators, on-site engineers, spacecraft design manuals and lots of legitimate training.

    But here's the problem. Prior to the mid 90s, NASA and other agencies used cost plus contracting, and the big contractors settled into a mode where the initial mission budget would be exhausted by about launch minus 1 or 2 years. This is when they would run back to the government organization and ask for more money and after some hand-wringing more money was allocated. Then all of a sudden - poof it's gone. Fixed cost contracting had arrived.

    The problem, the big gorilla contractors only know one way to build a spacecraft and as no one likes to change, both contractors and NASA started coming up with inventive ways to defund Operation so they come in close to budget. Buzz-words like "automation" and "lights out operations" reduced console staffing to only the day shift. On-site engineers are never hired - instead "factory" design engineers are dug up IF there is a problem. Without on-site engineering, there's no need for good spacraft docs and simulators and no one to construct legitimate practice exercises. Combine this with upper management's desire to meet schedule, the already rounded corners are shaved even more.

    Once formal Operations had evaporated, launch and early orbit was solely in the hands of design engineers, who are not Operations engineers. There's a different mindset between the two. There used to be a day when operation screw ups could be avoided and design flaws caught in advance through legitimate simulation, but that's gone now. Why? NO ONE PAYS FOR IT ANYMORE!

  78. This will please Scott Adams by mustafap · · Score: 1, Funny
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  79. Re:Disband NASA by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    They pursue one of the noblest of human endeavors ... and in my mind are pretty detached from political and corporate bullshit and burracracy (sic).

    If they are so noble and high of mind, why haven't they opened up their data and research to SC and the rest of them, so they aren't "decades behind"? Vested interests you say? Military funding, I hear? Say it ain't so! And if you think that NASA is in any way detached from politics and beaurocracy, you have a whole other think coming to you...

  80. Difference between towards and away from... by the-intersocialist · · Score: 1

    In Swedish the word 'mot' (pronounced like english moot) means both towards and against. Therefore our government never has to lie when they send soldiers to other countries. However criminal, their actions is always 'mot' peace.

  81. Frink, don't fail us now.. by murderlegendre · · Score: 1

    "And then the thing, with the sensors, and the oops, and the failing, and the crashing, and the CRYYYY-INNGGG!"

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  82. Mommy... I want to be an astronaut when I grow up! by brooke_nobody · · Score: 1

    Yeesh, what a joke. I don't think I'd put my life in these idiots' hands willingly.

  83. Sure they do! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    ...most engineers DON'T make 6-figure salaries ...

    Sure they do... It's just that the first few figures are zeros.

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  84. Re:NASA: Get rid of design by management by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disagree categorically with the perception that leaving technical people unfettered by management or time pressure will result in better designs, products or concepts. After RTFA, one notes that one reason provided for the failure is that the teams disregarded expert input - a characteristic that I have witnessed time and again within groups of bright technical people. Call it an adjunct of NIH - not invented here.

    Another example is the cowboy coder, writing without specifications or testing. For some development methodologies, this may be an efficient way to rapidly prototype a UI or system, but for the most part it generates sh*t for quality. But, it's fun.

    Every technical person would love to work in a Xerox- or Bell Labs-style environment of pure research with a virtually unlimited budget. Very innovative ideas are bred from such environments, but they rarely produce market-ready concepts. I think you need to differentiate between science and engineering, and pure research vs. development. NASA is both a research and a development organization. Engineering is all about trade-offs between time, budgetary and technical constraints. Science is about uncovering new knowledge. Science in the absence of constraints is marvelous. Engineering in the absence of constraints and experience is a disaster. Ask any contractor.

    The mission failed due to poor engineering and a lack of oversight (no process to detect and correct technical errors). The only way humans can deal with such issues is through management and process. It sucks, but it's all we have.

  85. Metric negative vs English negative... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Because we all know those negative signs are ambiguous, depending on the system used.

    Metric: Negatory - do not advance.

    English: No don't stop. [oooooh]

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  86. Obvious answer by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

    They must have been using metric feet per second.

    1. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      True story:

      A friend's girlfriend picked up a small ruler to measure some miscellaneous item. Like most rulers, it had "inches" on one edge and "metric" on the other. Unfortunately, she was measuring starting at 1 instead of at the end of the ruler, and when the result came out different from what she expected, she looked carefully at the ruler. After a moment, she said, "Ohhh, this ruler is in metric inches!"

      It's stories like these that remind my friend how he'll never get those two years back.

    2. Re:Obvious answer by real+gumby · · Score: 1
      They must have been using metric feet per second.
      Ha ha, but actually, if you believe this site, they were. In fact everyone alive right now is using metric feet. The official definition of the foot is "exactly 0.3048 meter." So there!
    3. Re:Obvious answer by nettrust · · Score: 1

      "That's all because of the metric system!" LOL! :)

  87. Re:Disband NASA by Shihar · · Score: 1

    Sort of true. The real issue is that the return on investment is: A) long-term and B) not easy to monopolize.

    The first point you make is indeed true. Space is a long term investment that most companies are leery of. It isn't so much that companies are afraid of long term investment, they do it all the time in many industries. The real issue is that it is a very expensive and uncertain investment. Investing in space is massively expensive with absolutely no prospect of success. It is a highly risky, massively expensive, long term investment which is of course the worst kind, and so most companies avoid making it. The number of failed space ventures is a complete list of all space ventures outside of big companies doing massive government contracts.

    All of that said, there are a handful of smaller companies just starting to get support from larger companies that are doing some innovative things in space. The challenge to companies investing in space is the great expense and the massive technological leaps it would take to reap a real return. Near earth asteroids might have trillions of dollars of resources, but the prospect of mining such an asteroid is daunting, extraordinarily expensive, and technologically very difficult. The rising interest in space tourism combined with some new innovative techniques of getting into space on a budget is starting to open up some possibilities though. Space tourism looks like a truly viable industry if the price can be brought under a few million to get someone into space. Hence, we see the small handful of space tourist startup companies racing shoot people into space.

    The second reason you give is laughably silly. First, you don't need to monopolize space. If you could (relatively) cheaply mine in space, you wouldn't need a monopoly. There is enough minerals in space to keep everyone happy for a pretty damn long time. Further, the idea that a monopoly in space is hard is silly. The first people up would have a monopoly because no on else is up there except governments. There is a massive barrier to entry into space (both economic and physical) that puts whoever gets there first a pretty damn secure position. The issue is getting there. No company has ever seen a clear path to space and then done an about face because they were afraid of competition.

    Without the Apollo program, our computers might still be room-sized behemoths.

    This is just stupid and vaguely insulting to the pioneers of semiconducting. You do realize why they call Silicon Valley, Silicon Valley, right? Silicon Valley didn't get its name from the dot com boom/bust. It got its name from the semiconducting foundries that started up there and resulted in the boom in semiconducting. In the 1960's Fairchild gave birth to the industry. The founding members of Fairchild then went on to build a handful of other semiconducting foundries in the area. The government played almost no role in the size reduction of computers. The industry didn't need to be spurred on to develop smaller computers. The industry has been on Moore's law since the dawn of the solid state transistor in early 50's. To argue that the Apollo program had anything to do with solid state transistors is stupid, ignorant, and flatly untrue. Do some historical research before making stupid claims that sound right.

  88. dart? by MrWa · · Score: 1, Funny
    I am suprised at the lack of conspiracy theory comments regarding a "robotic spacecraft" that looks and acts like a missle that "accidently" destroys a defunct satellite.

    It is almost too obvious of a conclusion, which may make this the most ingenious way to hide a live fire test...

  89. Re:Disband NASA by GreggBz · · Score: 1

    Name me another large agency in the US goverment that has fewer alterior motives. Sure the military has incentive to contract certain NASA projects. That's no secret. I'd rather have Lockeed Marting building moon landers than building bombs. NASA doesn't make bombs. And about public disclosure of all their technology. I'd bet that Iran, N. Korea etc.. might like to know how to deliver a small payload on a rocket with a sub-orbital tragectory.

  90. ummm...bullzeye by osoese · · Score: 1

    I guess thats what happens when you name a spacecraft DART.

  91. crashed or not it would have burnt coming home by Nowhere.Men · · Score: 1
    when there's millions of dollars worth of equipment at stake?

    The equipment was never at stake, it was lost the second the launch started.

    The survival of both S/C may have been increased by the failure as their orbit was increased by the collision.

  92. Re:Why did the spacecraft crash into the satellite by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

    c) It was older and had better insurance.

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  93. Pay attention to my wording by mark_jabroni · · Score: 1
    if I spotted a problem that would surely doom my project

    I'm not faulting the engineers. I'm just saying that if these predicted problems were really as some people painted them (inevitable), then engineers would surely share some of the blame for not communicating properly if it was not fixed.

    I don't think they were seen by engineers as inevitable, so I don't think that engineers are necessarily to blame. But likewise, if the engineers didn't see a problem as inevitable, it's hard to lay all the blame at management's feet, as is the slashdot style.

    1. Re:Pay attention to my wording by tzanger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'm not faulting the engineers. I'm just saying that if these predicted problems were really as some people painted them (inevitable), then engineers would surely share some of the blame for not communicating properly if it was not fixed.

      Engineer: "Don't point the gun at that clown and pull the trigger, because he will die."
      Manager: "Don't be absurd, there is a chance I may not even hit him."
      Engineer: "Don't point the gun at that clown and pull the trigger, because he will die."
      Manager: "Thank you for your analysis of the situation. I've determined that the risk is worth the reward."

      The engineer is to blame, how exactly? Managers go against the judgment of Those In The Know all the time, even effectively communicated. If the engineer says "We can't launch, the rocket will explode because of A and B and C, not to mention Z," and the manager decides to push ahead with the launch anyway, how did the engineer not effectively communicate this? You cannot lay blame on someone for someone else's stupidity or willful ignorance.

      Sometimes, sure, an engineer may downplay a problem. THAT is something he can surely be blamed for. I was taking exception to your blanket statement where you said that if a project has inevitable problems and is pushed ahead anyway, that the engineers must share the blame (supposedly because Managers never go against advice given to them).

    2. Re:Pay attention to my wording by mooncaine · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like:

      Engineer: "Don't point this toy gun at that clown and pull the trigger, because in 1 out of 15 tests we tried, the clown is killed by exploding toy gun parts."
      Manager: "Hmm, 1 in 15, you say?"
      Engineer: "That's what our test data shows. Of course, if we had time for more tests ..."
      Manager: "Thank you for your analysis of the situation. I've determined that the risk is worth the reward. 1 in 15 ... Hell, I can live with that."

      Bang. So it goes with each new toy gun they make. 1 out of 15 times, the clown died. 14 other times, the manager was rewarded for a job well done. His boss says, "Hell, I can live with that."

  94. Bullseye! by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has lived up to its name, DART.

  95. Re:Disband NASA by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
    See this Semiconductor Industry Association page with the following quote:

    Our industry has experienced a profound transformation. In the 1960's, when the semiconductor industry first emerged from anonymity, the key driver of the industry was the government and aerospace sector. Major applications were the Apollo space program and weapons systems such as the Minute Man intercontinental ballistic missile.

    With the end of the Apollo program and the cuts in the defense budget after the Vietnam War, the key driver of the industry shifted in the early 1970's to the corporate Information Technology (IT) sector. The introduction of the IBM 360 (the first use of integrated circuits in a computer) and the mini-computer initiated the first IT boom in the late 1960's and early 1970's.

    For some more spinoffs: link

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  96. What have we learned... by dbucowboy · · Score: 1

    Don't drink and orbit.

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  97. Business Opportunity by Buckyballs · · Score: 1

    Pondering - Douglas Adams should have thought of this. Space insurance! Get in on the ground floor before anyone else. SpaceShipOne has already made it and thermosphere travel is going to be the norm in the near future, you better start now. Think IPO and huge venture capital. Give the stock market something interesting to bite on. Wait a minute, who gets to go up and settle the claim? Will Earl Scheib open an orbiting body shop?? Time will tell.

  98. Re:Disband NASA by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
    The number of failed space ventures is a complete list of all space ventures outside of big companies doing massive government contracts.

    The profits from space exploration that I am talking about, are not about successful space ventures. When I say 'long-term investment', the returns that I am talking about are: velcro, semiconductors, advanced ceramics, advanced plastics, aerogel, etc. I am not suggesting that any space venture is going to give a positive ROI directly.

    First, you don't need to monopolize space.

    You are thinking short-term again. I was not talking about monopolizing space. I was talking about monopolizing the profits from the advancements that come from space projects. IBM isn't going to fund a space project, when it is 3M that is going to reap the profits from velcro. Microsoft isn't going to fund a space project, when many of the advances will benefit Google and Amazon.com.

    In the 1960's Fairchild gave birth to the industry. ... The government played almost no role in the size reduction of computers.

    Check out link: The Apollo Guidance Computer (AGC) was built by Raytheon and used approximately 4000 discrete integrated circuits from Fairchild Semiconductor. Spanning nearly a decade of project development, the AGC began as a research project at the MIT Instrumentation Lab in Cambridge, Massachusetts. ... However, until Apollo, all computations for the equations of motion in these systems were performed by analog computers. In April 1961, NASA contracted with MIT to study the feasibility of a digital control system for the Apollo program. ... The speed, power, and size requirements for the AGC drove an entire industry that was just taking its first steps along the breathtaking curve of Moore's Law.

    Where do you people dredge-up this insistence that industry rather than government drove these advances?

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  99. Well.. by TwoTailedFox · · Score: 1

    There goes NASA's no-claims bonus.

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  100. Re:Disband NASA by east+coast · · Score: 1

    the faulty design was due to the screw ups of a private contractor

    And just how much of the space programs hardware isn't made by private contractors?

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  101. Conversion factor by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    Wow, they take in a negative value and get out a positive one??? Never in my life have I heard of a unit conversion which utilized a sign change, except for maybe converting between US and European fuel economies--I think that involves an exponent of e and multiplying by your astrological sign.

  102. Well look on the bright side.. by SKPhoton · · Score: 1

    NASA's first anti-satellite weapon was a resounding success. Unfortunately, it wasn't designed as an anti-satellite weapon.

  103. Obligatory "MST3k: The Movie" Quote by gbobeck · · Score: 1

    "Mike broke the Hubble!" - Crow and Tom Servo

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  104. Re:Disband NASA by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    Name me another large agency in the US goverment that has fewer alterior (sic) motives.

    Thats like saying tuberculosis is better than aids, so we should all speak out in favour of TB...

    I'd rather have Lockeed Marting(sic) building moon landers than building bombs

    Yes but they use the moon lander technology to build better bombs. Therein lies the problem.

    I'd bet that Iran, N. Korea etc.. might like to know how to deliver a small payload on a rocket with a sub-orbital tragectory(sic).

    Well maybe if you stop fucking with their governments and let them sort it out themselves they might not have an incentive to lob bombs at you. Ever thought of that? And before responding, do me a favour and google saddam citizen detroit and us interference in iran. You made your own bed, buddy.

  105. DART! by javcrapa · · Score: 1

    Very appropiate name for the spacecraft.... and was the satellite named bullseye?

  106. Re:Disband NASA by GreggBz · · Score: 1

    I'm stunned at the hate. Relax. I'm pretty leftist and do not advocate war. NASA did not invade Iraq. Who exactally do you think the astronomers and engineers at NASA are? Warmongers? Think Carl Sagan. He did a lot of work for and with NASA. Every read any of his books? That's all I'm saying.

  107. RPVs? This is why aviators will always have a job by trygstad · · Score: 1

    This illustrates why military aviators always believe there will be a role for aircraft actually flown by onboard pilots.

  108. Re:Disband NASA by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    You're the one that brought up Iran and Korea, not me. As for hate, you're entitled to read what you want into my comments. Doesn't neccessarily make it an accurate interpretation, however. I merely present the facts in response to your comments.

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  110. 5 ft/sec = 3.4mph.... by schlick · · Score: 1

    ...or about the speed of a parking lot fender bender. So if both craft had bumbers they wouldn't be spening so much at the body shop.

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  111. Re:Oops. by Mediocre+Savant · · Score: 1

    A simple pneumonic: "It's a wise dog that scratches its own fleas."

  112. DUDE: it _WAS_ tested in a simulator.... by hardcorejon · · Score: 1
    From the official report:
    The MIB determined that one of the root causes of the mishap was an inadequate GN&C software development process. Changes to the flight code and simulation models were often incorporated without adequate documentation. In one case in particular, a change to the navigation system's reset logic was made that introduced the use of GPS velocity (as measured from the primary GPS receiver) as the new, estimated DART velocity whenever a reset occurred. This then, became the only instance in which this particular parameter was to be accepted directly into the navigation system's logic.

    Most of the DART team was unaware that the GPS velocity output was to be used in this way by the navigation system's software. Because this was thought to be an "unused" parameter, personnel responsible for testing the receiver's performance and those using the mathematical models of the components never realized the need to correct the problem with the biased velocity measurement or include the bias in the receiver's simulation model. Because of this, the velocity output of the receiver hardware and that of the simulated receiver did not match. As a result, the pre-flight simulations failed to reveal the adverse effect of the inaccurate velocity measurement from the primary GPS receiver as seen during the mission.
    (emphasis added)

    So the simulation does not actually simulate reality... another sign of total incompetence. Your tax dollars at work.

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  113. The Robot never watched Sesame Street. by lazn · · Score: 1

    I guess that robot never watched Sesame Street so it did not know the difference between NEAR and far.

    -Lazn

  114. Cue the shot of cooing, queuing kewpie dolls! by mph · · Score: 1
    Queue the obligatory unit conversion jokes.
    Dear grammar fascist,

    The word you're looking for is "cue," not "queue."

    1. Re:Cue the shot of cooing, queuing kewpie dolls! by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Dear grammar fascist,

      The word you're looking for is "cue," not "queue."


      You're right, of course. I shall now commit seppuku with a rubber chicken.

      Thank you.

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  115. 88 mph by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    It must have had a flux capacitor because I read this story a few days ago.

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  116. Not the best of times for space technology. by ecuador_gr · · Score: 1

    It is very sad that the Russian Space agency has had automated systems working for decades. Apart from the Soyuz with rendez-vous abilities, may I remind you of the Buran (the Soviet space shuttle equivalent), which could launch, deploy satellites and land without a pilot. All that in the 80's.
    It is certain that NASA is underfunded. The military budjet skyrockets, the space science one goes down and is currently at 3% of the military budget (but only if we exclude war spending, just the basic military budjet!).
    Oh well... No Apollo for our generation, I guess!

  117. You don't understand the professional engineer by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    >> - the teams disregarded expert input

    That implies that those experts had to report to someone else in their area of expertise who had the freedom to ignore them! In other words, some rather myopic manager set up a hierarchical reporting structure in which expert opinion COULD be disregarded. Why weren't those experts working within those teams or at the same level as those teams? See, this was a problem created by management in the first place.

    Reconciling the conflicting opinions of experts is almost child's play, you can practically set up a program to do it, with full cognizance of probabilities, degree of expertise of participants, etc etc. What's the role of management here that you seem to think is so important? Management is an inherently unreliable contributor to this weighted decision making.

    >> - Another example is the cowboy coder, writing without specifications or testing.

    Be serious, we're talking about science and engineering experts, not cowboy coders.

    >> - Every technical person would love to work [...] with a virtually unlimited budget.

    That's a straw man, it wasn't even suggested. Good science and engineering doesn't cost more than poor science and engineering. It's merely the same general amount of effort but done properly, no corners cut and brushed under the carpet for managerial expediency. But yes, I'm sure that this would more often return a verdict of "Sorry, no go", but that would be accurate. You criticize it at your peril.

    >> - Engineering is all about trade-offs between time, budgetary and technical constraints.

    Yes, it is about tradeoffs, but management always trades off too much and technical soundness suffers. A professional engineer knows when something is "good enough" for the job in hand, not just from experience but because it's largely objective, a matter of probability computations. He doesn't need a manager to override his professional judgement. In so doing, a manager contributes nothing, but can be very damaging indeed. Plenty of examples of that at NASA.

    >> - Engineering in the absence of constraints and experience is a disaster.

    Regarding experience, that's a straw man again --- what would engineers without deep experience be doing working on a space probe? As for constraints, they're simply input to the engineer's working tradeoff set. No need for managers to impose other ones at all, the professional engineer is vastly experienced at doing it himself while understanding the technical side of what's being traded off.

    >> - The mission failed due to poor engineering and a lack of oversight (no process to detect and correct technical errors).

    Exactly, and that's purely a direct consequence of management being decoupled from the very concrete engineering process. No professional engineer needs oversight to implement those checks --- only working to management's directions produces that kind of rubbish. Peer review ensures that perfectly adequately by itself. If one engineer or one team misses something crucial, the peer engineers or peer teams pick it up. A manager with oversight is a very poor substitute for this process of peers checking each others' work.

    You seem to have no idea what real professional engineering entails. It's inherently a self-management process, and requires no oversight other than that of peers. Certainly NEVER management oversight.

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    1. Re:You don't understand the professional engineer by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 1

      Brushing aside petty criticism of my background, I'll attempt to address some of your comments since I find the discussion to be an interesting one.

      "Why weren't those experts working within those teams or at the same level as those teams? See, this was a problem created by management in the first place."

      An absence of management would have resulted in the proper experts being present on the team? This doesn't follow. You're also stating that the management was responsible for the failure because it didn't prevent the engineers from ignoring the experts. Then you go on to say later "It's inherently a self-management process, and requires no oversight other than that of peers.". This is inconsistent - if this were true than the intervention of management would not be required because the team would have known to follow the advice of the experts. Can't have it both ways.

      "Reconciling the conflicting opinions of experts is almost child's play, you can practically set up a program to do it, with full cognizance of probabilities, degree of expertise of participants, etc etc."

      How do you resolve conflicts in assessment of the probabilities and degrees of expertise - by vote? What if the expert in question is correct and the consensus from the other professional(s) is/are wrong? Who establishes the weighting? This is not child's play, for example as any individual who has served on a standards committee knows. This was attempted in various disciplines through the usage of expert systems. These efforts fail for all except mature technologies.

      Be serious, we're talking about science and engineering experts, not cowboy coders.

      I'm quite serious. An absence of an engineering process is equivalent to cowboy coding. A committee vote by cowboys does not constitute expertise. I don't really care if you find the fact offensive that engineers are simply technical laborers. You can hide behind a semantic distinction in stating that such engineers are not "professionals," but I would assert that none of the individuals discussed in the original article or that inhabit most organizations are "professionals" in a true sense (i.e. only answerable to peers) and that the majority of engineering practice is carried out by such non-professionals, making the distinction meaningless from a practical standpoint. Cowboys create most of our systems.

      That's a straw man, it wasn't even suggested. Good science and engineering doesn't cost more than poor science and engineering.

      Then explain to me why in virtually all countries and cultures, technical work is carried out within a hierarchical management structure with non-technical oversight? Surely, if a consensus-based approach with technical leaders making decisions was more likely to result in high(er) quality work at the same cost, this approach would displace other models due to its economic efficiency and predictability. This has not occurred in most engineering disciplines, and frankly this model only persists in disciplines where there are barriers to entry or manipulation of the market (e.g. an academic setting), or a very mature technological base (not true of space exploration).

      Yes, it is about tradeoffs, but management always trades off too much and technical soundness suffers. A professional engineer knows when something is "good enough" for the job in hand, not just from experience but because it's largely objective, a matter of probability computations.

      No even marginally competent manager disregards material information if it is provided with a sound basis. Yes, you can argue that the majority of managers are incompetent, but my counterargument is that the majority of engineers are as well, regardless of whether they are "professionals" or not. Most engineers have difficulty communicating assumptions, and rarely associate probabilities with potential outcomes and tradeoffs. Addressing the comments about the professional engineer's ability to i

    2. Re:You don't understand the professional engineer by Morgaine · · Score: 1

      You know, 1zenerdiode, until about halfway through your reply, I was still thinking that you just didn't understand what I was getting at, simply because you had never witnessed a REAL professional engineer at work. Because if you had, then you'd know that any number of them would be able to cooperate on setting specific goals, working towards them, and working cooperatively to select the best solution they'd found among themseives, without needing oversight "from above".

      But reading the rest of your post and thinking between the lines, I now believe that really our disagreement stems only from the fact that you believe that there are virtually no REAL PEs around, and that therefore most organizations have to make do with the other kind, namely engineers who hold positions of professional rank and who have the right background and education but who do NOT BEHAVE LIKE PEs.

      Well, that's rather different, and I'd agree if the context here were not NASA.

      What you're really saying is that what passes for PEs almost everywhere are the ethically bankrupt and incompetent dumbasses who just happened to get into engineering in some way but for whom behaving as a real PE is totally foreign. Well, I'd have to agree with you there. I was a university lecturer in a past life, and I certainly recognize the people to whom you refer, emerging with degrees grasped in their hands but very little in their brains. Yes, those definitely need management. Prefereably though, they need kicking out of the ranks of the fellowship of engineers altogether. The chances of any significant number of them becoming PEs through long term experience in industry and personal growth were sadly rather small.

      Where our main disagreement lies then (I believe) is that you place NASA in the same category as ordinary corporations, so that they have to "make do" with incompetents as well. In contrast, I believe that exploring the stars is in a completely different category to commercial work, not only because it is in some sense a very emotive reaching out of the human spirit, but because the stars aren't going anywhere. Even if there are short windows of opportunity that set specific deadlines, it's not essential to meet them, as any other aspect of space exploration is just as fulfilling.

      My take on this then is that NASA should demand the very best PEs that the human race can provide. While they are indeed rare as a percertage of the technical population, there is no shortage of them worldwide for the purposes of NASA (or ESA, etc). In my second life as a freelance contractor, I have come across several myself in UK industry, so I have no doubt that NASA would be able to find several thousand among the population of the world.

      That's it, in a nutshell. The rest is possibly just quibbling over insignificant things, like whether automation can resolve differing conclusion from different PEs when the outcome on balance is not immediately obvious to them. Well, my take on it is simply to let PEs solve the assessment problem first. They themselves would clearly see this as an a priori requirement after all! And please note that should they find a posteriori that they still cannot come up with a unique conclusion, then this just becomes another problem for them to solve professionally. :-)

      As a final rider, let me just say that in my protracted travels around UK industry, I have found one and only one manager whom I would consider competent to manage what I call real professional engineers, exerting no overt authority over them but merely supreme diplomacy to help bring them (actually by themselves) into rapid agreement. He was beyond price, an accelerator of the engineering process without hindering it, which I grant you is important in ordinary industry. Of the hundreds or thousands of managers that I've seen, no others showed any merit whatsoever. In fact, 98% of them just got in the way of doing good work, and 75% of them disastrously so.

      I don't want to extend this discussion further because it really boils down to "I believe" versus "I don't believe", but hopefully you can at least see where I'm coming from. :-)

      Thanks for the good discussion.

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    3. Re:You don't understand the professional engineer by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your exceptionally thoughtful reply - I have profited from this discussion and I think we share largely the same position. -1zd

  118. Re:bullshit by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

    Thats a very interesting world you live in. 20% of workers can manage themselves.

    Do you think the local restaurant could implement this strategy?

    Do you think government agencies could implement this strategy?

    Again, please cite EXAMPLES of organizations that operate without management. I am very curious to see if you can find any. If not, why not?

    B

  119. Nah...Scott Adams had it right. by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1
  120. So it wasn't so much a "spacecraft" by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    as it was a "missle".

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  121. Successful test of anti-satellite technology!!! by dbk25 · · Score: 1

    Washington, D.C. 2:00 PM - The Department of Homeland Security is pleased to announce the successful test of an anti-satellite missile, designed to destroy terrorist communications satellites and space-based platforms for weapons of mass destruction.

    The DART missile located and destroyed a mock terrorist satellite, disguised as an experimental communications satellite.

    For national security purposes, the test was not announced until after the DART crashed into the satellite. Spokespeople did not answer questions about why NASA long described this as an attempt to harmlessly rendezvous with the satellite, referring instead to "Democrats who want America to be attacked by terrorists instead of supporting our troops".

  122. Re:Disband NASA by quincunx55555 · · Score: 1

    This may seem like a long-term investment that is way too long-term. But there is a payoff with manifest destiny. Since the major powers on Earth decided that no government should own extra-terrestrial property (and signed a treaty to make it official) it's quite fair game for any private entity. Mining, colonization, production in zero-G (where it benefits, if it does) could all be ROI.

  123. Re:"That's no moon..." by ddddan · · Score: 1

    I guess no one else got the Calvin & Hobbes reference...

  124. Re:Oops. by aevan · · Score: 1

    You mean mnemonic. pneumonic has to do with lungs M for memory, P for panting :P

  125. Re:Oops. by Mediocre+Savant · · Score: 1

    My bad, the lesson learned: Never rely on Spell Checker when a dictionary is close at hand.

  126. Re:NASA: Get rid of design by management by bughunter · · Score: 1
    Mod Parent Up!

    I manage a subcontract to a small company struggling with an "unfettered technical genius" problem. We make exceptions for their genius when we can, but if we just pay them to do whatever they think is best, then we often wind up with a result that doesn't fulfill the intended purpose, but some other purpose the genius perceived.

    There's a discipline in the aerospace biz called "Systems Engineering." It's about documenting mission requirements as quantitatively as possible, breaking those requirements down into solveable problems for the specific engineering disciplines, and then verifying that the problems are solved in a way that meets the mission requirements, and proving it.

    The "unfettered geniuses" resent us because they don't get to do whatever the heck they please. But they generally enjoy solving problems enough to get the job done right.

    Then there's the "inept," "incompetent," and "corrupt," who absolutely hate us because when we systems engineers do our jobs, their ineptitude, corruption and incompetence are revealed. They can be design engineers, managers, or customers.

    Or even systems engineers.

    Sounds like the latter problem is what occured on DART. And as a former Orbital employee, I am not suprised in the slightest.

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  127. Re:"That's no moon..." by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda depressed by that.

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  128. Buy one from the Russians by waimate · · Score: 1

    Oh for heavens sake - the russians have been doing this for decades with their KURS automated docking system on the Progress and Soyuz vehicles. Has worked very reliably. The only time they've had a collision was when they tried to fly a manual remote-control docking, rather than use the automated system. Buy one, pull it apart, learn something.

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  130. Reality Check by Codename.Juggernaut · · Score: 1

    Duhrr... Head Managers work without managers over them... so I guess 100% of businesses in the USA are run by someone who is influenced - at most - only by peers to their position.

    However, I'm sure you see the word "Worker" and automatically assume a room-temperature IQ, a namebadge with "employee of the week" star on it, working for minimum wage -- not a room full of MIT grads whose combined IQ is higher than your yearly salary. With the attitude you show toward the word "work" I wouldn't be surprised to hear that you yourself are a manager.

    And the "Cite your source!" argument on slashdot is getting old. If you really want sources, you can google them for yourself and not blabber on it. If you don't really care for sources but are just throwing it around as an argument, don't bother typing it out. You may just end up getting wrecked.

    1. Re:Reality Check by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      However, I'm sure you see the word "Worker" and automatically assume a room-temperature IQ, a namebadge with "employee of the week" star on it, working for minimum wage -- not a room full of MIT grads whose combined IQ is higher than your yearly salary. With the attitude you show toward the word "work" I wouldn't be surprised to hear that you yourself are a manager.

      Thanks for putting words into my mouth. It really does show your *IQ* (/sarcasm). My whole argument throughout this thread has not been to disparage workers, or their abilities, but just contend that a management role is necessary. The fact that you have a real problem with this shows your lack of experience in the real world. Perhaps you and your "room full of MIT Grads whose IQ is higher than my yearly salary" might want to step outside and experience the real world once in a while -- That is, if you can bring yourself down to the level of dealing with ordinary people. Or would that be beneath you?

      I am a manager, so you are correct there, if you consider the co-founder of a 10 person tech startup management.

      And Just so your ego keeps growing, your room full of MIT grads with IQ's that are so unfathomable to me, should have an IQ greater than my yearly salary -- given that my pay at the startup is the lowest among ALL of the full time staff.

      And the "Cite your source!" argument on slashdot is getting old. If you really want sources, you can google them for yourself and not blabber on it. If you don't really care for sources but are just throwing it around as an argument, don't bother typing it out. You may just end up getting wrecked.

      This is not the normal "cite your source" argument that typical slashdotters employ. My jest was towards the fact that there ARE NO EXAMPLES of organizations that run without some form of management. I suppose your extreme IQ prevented you from catching on. Oh well. ;p

  131. Name that quote... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Unbeknownst to engineers at the time, but beknownst to us...

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  132. Re:"That's no moon..." by jdfox · · Score: 1
    Well, cheer up. You and two others got my reference, so that's 3 to 2 getting it so far.

    Grounds for optimism. :)

  133. Re:Yet again.. by chawly · · Score: 1

    They simply had the sensors mounted back to front ..... again.

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  134. Re:"That's no moon..." by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Hehe cheers.

    I can picture Hobbes saying "I got my wish."

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  135. Re:NASA: Get rid of design by management by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

    My only question is how you would execute this plan without it failing. Then you'd have to test it in a company. Perhaps within a small project team first and then expand as success occur.

    I did an undergraduate design competition where we pretty much had free reign to do what we wanted for the design but had a mid-term and a final review where we got feedback. The deadlines were set and we had no funding since this was academic. I enjoyed that management style from up top even though the program manager wasn't all there. Perhaps this is the system you are suggesting?

    I'm not a fan of completely removing management from the picture and giving free reign. But at the same time, overbearing management isn't a great solution either.

    From a later post: Why weren't those experts working within those teams or at the same level as those teams?

    Is it not likely that these experts have their own projects to run and work on as well? The people I work with all have multiple projects they are on. Even our graduate advisors (the role of expert) had more important things for them to work on. Sure, they could have been on our team and done the work for us but then, it's their design and they have the knowledge and don't share why things are that way. This might not be completely what happened at NASA but it could be. Granted, ignoring expert opinions completely isn't something we did. I wonder who gets hit with the "you fucked up stick".

  136. Mentoring and experience by Pchelka · · Score: 1

    From what I have seen and heard about how NASA does things, I would say that budget constraints probably played a role in this accident. I have also noticed that the older, more experienced NASA scientists and engineers often seem reluctant to help the younger scientists and engineers get the training and experience they will eventually need when it is their turn to lead a mission. I think a lot of older scientists and engineers are afraid they will be forced to retire when funding gets tight, so they prevent the younger people from being involved in mission development/operations as long as they can. The older scientists and engineers love their jobs so much that they just can't let go when it is time. I've seen older scientists who were within a year or two of retirement take on a new satellite hardware project even though the mission would not be launched until several years after they retired. Due to retirements and the deaths of 50+ year-old scientists, younger scientists may suddenly find that they are a critical part of a spacecraft instrument team, even though they have little or no experience with this sort of thing. NASA is just not encouraging the older, more experienced principal investigators to pass on their knowledge to the younger scientists and engineers. There doesn't seem to be a clear path to train and advance the younger people, with gradually increasing mission responsibilities as they gain experience. In my opinion, this is one of NASA's biggest problems right now.

  137. Re:Why did the spacecraft crash into the satellite by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    d) PROFIT!

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